0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Anybody got any confetti?- Yeah! - Come on, then.- Every girl...
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- I do.- ..likes to take control of her wedding.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13So, what happens when she has no say on her big day?
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- Oh! They are awful. - We're not doing it.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Don't Tell The Bride is back!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19This is ridiculous.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21As ever, the grooms are in charge.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I want there to be a donkey at the wedding.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I'll look lovely on our big day.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27But with £12,000 to spend
0:00:27 > 0:00:31and just three weeks to throw the wedding of their dreams...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Tell my mum I love her! - SQUEALING
0:00:33 > 0:00:36..have the boys pushed themselves too far?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- Oh, my God!- You're fired!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40With more shocking...
0:00:40 > 0:00:42more outrageous...
0:00:42 > 0:00:45and more daredevil weddings than ever before,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47will there be a happy ever after?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50This is not the thing you get wrong the day before your wedding.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54- Will true love save the day?- Mum, what is that? Mum, what is that?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Or is it a countdown to disaster?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Three, two, one.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Tonight, Harry Potter fan Sean...
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- That's cool that. - ..plans a wizardly wedding.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07We look like the three Wicked Witches of the West.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09..for his down-to-earth bride-to-be Nicole.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm not having a good time.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Will he put her under his spell?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- They just want to make a fool of us. - Make us look stupid.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Or will his best man ruin the illusion?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21There's this theme, no. no. This venue, no, no. Everything no.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24There'll be wands, there'll be witches,
0:01:24 > 0:01:26but will there be a wedding?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I can't go to the wedding, simple as. He'll have to change it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44When 23-year-old Sean and Liam from St Helens met,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46it wasn't love, it was lust.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- It's never been love, it's been lust.- Yeah.- See?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53The boys met in school ten years ago and bonded over their hair.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55No, really!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57He copied my haircut. I'd have a different haircut every week
0:01:57 > 0:02:00and he'd say, "Where did you get it done?" And in he'd come in the same.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04And, mutual buzz cuts later, the boys were inseparable.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06We just understand each other.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Like proper childish, that's why I think we get on so well.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12It seemed nothing could get in the way of this pair.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# Loving you... # RECORD SCRATCHES
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Sean, are you coming home or just going to sit here all day?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Well, not until an actual girl came along.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25When Sean met Nicole in a bar two years ago,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28he soon made a big impression, sort of.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I remember Sean was looking at me.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Like doing the, you know, the eye.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38You know when you can just tell that's the one.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I think it was love at first sight.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- It was not, Sean. - It was.- It wasn't.- It was.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47So, it was love at first sight, or not. Who knows?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Either way, Nicole's head over heels now.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53We trust each other, like, completely
0:02:53 > 0:02:55and I think that's why we work so well, like,
0:02:55 > 0:02:57cos we're best friends, as well.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Six months ago, Sean popped the question in Vegas,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03after impressing Nicole with his chopper.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I organised, like, a helicopter trip. I just done it then.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I just went, "Oh, my God." And then I just wanted
0:03:09 > 0:03:12to get off the helicopter, cos I felt really sick!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- I didn't say yeah. - She's not even said yeah.- I haven't.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Going to say yeah now?- Yeah. SHE LAUGHS
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Nicole may have a ring on her finger,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21but that's the only traditional thing about this relationship.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23We just switched roles completely.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I don't know why that is,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27because he just acts like a woman
0:03:27 > 0:03:29and I act like a man.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34And Nicole's not just any man. She's a really, really lazy man!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37# I want to break free
0:03:39 > 0:03:41# I want to break free... #
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I do, like, absolutely everything in the house.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46The washing, the tidying up, um...
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I make her teas, baths, everything.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Don't forget to do the bottom shelf.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54She is proper lazy. She'd never think about cleaning the dishes
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- or anything, would you?- No. - Like, or mopping the floor.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00I used to do it on a Saturday after dancing, but I gave up that, as well.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02But taking care of Nicole isn't Sean's only job.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I work as, like, a barber, so it is like a very creative job.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08You have to have a good imagination and stuff.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11I would say he was like quite an imaginary, er... What?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13THEY LAUGH
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Person.- I would say he was an imaginarativ...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- I can't say that word! - Imagine, imaginary.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- 'It's imaginative!' - Imaginarity?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Imaginary person!- Oh, yeah!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- No! That's not what you are. - 'It's imaginative!'
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Maybe he's not an imaginarative person!- 'He's definitely not that!'
0:04:26 > 0:04:28LAUGHTER
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Well, whatever he is, he's meticulous in the bathroom.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34# That's what makes you beautiful! #
0:04:34 > 0:04:36'He does like grooming himself. Doing his eyebrows.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38'Moisturising, exfoliating his skin.'
0:04:38 > 0:04:42I mean, I do take, like, quite a long time, but not as long as Sean.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- What do you think of this?- Yeah.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- How about this?- No.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Oh, Sean, stop messing about! I want to go out!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56But while Sean knows how to dress, it seems that's about all he knows.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59A lot of people call Sean the Joey Essex of St Helens,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02cos he's thick! SHE LAUGHS
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I can see where they're coming from, sometimes, the way I act.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08He asked my mum what two times three was the other day!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Like, he has stupid ideas and doesn't check with me first
0:05:11 > 0:05:13if they're all right.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14'He's very childlike.'
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Can we have, like, a grilled chicken breast baguette with chips?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Yeah, but just plain.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21He's never had beef.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- I will try it soon, but...- He says this all the time, but he doesn't!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I'm worried about the wedding, cos he only likes chicken and chips.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30He'll think everyone just wants chicken and chips.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33'He won't think of other people and that's what I'm worried about.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Sean may act like a kid, but this boy's definitely got a dark side.
0:05:37 > 0:05:43I like all, like, dark deadly stuff like that, you know what I mean?
0:05:43 > 0:05:48HEAVY METAL MUSIC, GROWLING AND SCREAMING
0:05:48 > 0:05:51If I could, like, I'd have every single wall in the house black!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53It's a bit too much. SEAN LAUGHS
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Like saying he worships the devil and stuff.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I don't say I worship the devil. I just am interested in it.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I wouldn't be surprised if he got me a black dress.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02EVIL LAUGHTER
0:06:04 > 0:06:07And black is the last thing part-time shop assistant
0:06:07 > 0:06:11and dance instructor Nicole wants on her big day.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14I want my wedding to be a very traditional wedding.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Everyone in light colours. I want a big, white, vintage car
0:06:18 > 0:06:20to take me and the bridesmaids to my church wedding.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22In one word, it'll be classy.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26However, there's a bigger issue with Sean planning her dream day.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28He's got horrible taste. THEY LAUGH
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- That's cool, isn't it?- No.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32No. No. No.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35And that isn't the only thing Nicole's not keen on.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37There's also the best man.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I don't really get on with Liam. He doesn't really get on with me.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42When he first got with Nicole, he was like a sheep dog.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- What do you mean by that? - Deleted me off your phone.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Didn't speak to me for weeks.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I don't really want him to have anything to do with my wedding
0:06:48 > 0:06:50just because I don't think he really likes me
0:06:50 > 0:06:52and he might do something spiteful.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57So, no black and no Liam. simple!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00This is big kid Sean's chance to impress.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I'm hoping that he can step up
0:07:03 > 0:07:06and act like an adult by planning my big day.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I think that I'll be able to do it good.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Do a good job of this.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Nicole will be liking what the ideas what I'm going to have.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- And I will give you the best day ever.- I hope you do.- I will.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17And you make decisions by yourself.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19And I can make decisions by myself, yeah.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22'Yeah! All by yourself!'
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- As long as Liam helps me, I'll be able to do it.- 'Oh!'
0:07:26 > 0:07:28The time has come for Nicole to leave.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- It's going to be mad not being here, innit?- Mmm.- Eh?- Yeah.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36The next time she sees Sean will be at their wedding.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37- SHE SNIFFS - Love you.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41# You might seem so strong... #
0:07:41 > 0:07:43With bridesmaids Kirsty and Jess,
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Nicole's heading across town to her family home,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48where she'll be staying for the next three weeks.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Are you more nervous or more excited?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53More sad.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Really?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57But how will she cope without the man who waits on her hand and foot?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58- You OK?- Yeah.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- DAD:- All right? - Yeah.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Hello!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04We'll look after you. You know that don't you, eh?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I'm going to have to, like, dry my own hair and stuff!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08- LAUGHTER - He dries your hair?!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Oh, my God! You diva!- Oh, my!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Does he wash your hair?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Oh, my God, he's whipped.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16He just dries it with a towel.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17SHE CRIES, LAUGHTER
0:08:17 > 0:08:20With Nicole out of the way and in a bit of state,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23the man she doesn't want involved in her wedding
0:08:23 > 0:08:26is about to get involved in her wedding.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27It's best man Liam.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- What's happening? How's it going? - I brought some bevvies, lad.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Still, at least he's brought supplies.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34The boys get straight to work.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39- Right. Do you want me to tell you about what ideas I've got?- Go on.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40NICOLE: 'In the next three weeks,
0:08:40 > 0:08:43'I hope that Sean will grow up as a person.'
0:08:43 > 0:08:45At the moment, he lives in little Sean world.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48So I want the wedding to be like Harry Potter theme wedding.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- HE GIGGLES - But, yeah, that's my idea.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Witches, wardrobes...- No, not... - Er, witches and wizards.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I'm a really big Harry Potter fan.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03And I'd want the actual wedding to take place at, like, night-time.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07As it's going dark, like, into, like, er...like, a forest.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Lights in the trees, lanterns.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13All that type of effect and, like, an owl that brings us the rings.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Owls carrying rings at a wizard's wedding?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Sounds like a hoot! Unless you'd hate that.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Like Nicole and her mum would.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25My family are Catholics and I would like her to get married in church.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- All my family would just expect us to get married at St Austin's.- Yeah.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- So, on the night-time, what...? Where?- Like a big hall.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Like, you know, in a castle type of place.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36We can have, like, magicians.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39You know like what witches and wizards makes potions in?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Oh, yeah. What is it?- Have one and drinks coming out of it.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Cauldron.- Cauldon?- Caul-DRON!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Caul...dron.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49'To be honest with you, I don't really like wizards and witches'
0:09:49 > 0:09:52and whatnot. I'm a sport guy and I've not got a clue.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Wizard, witches. Never watched films on stuff like that.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58I don't really watch movies, so I'm just clueless at the minute.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02If it isn't the traditional princess wedding that I want,
0:10:02 > 0:10:04it would upset me, because that's what...
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Obviously, it's going to upset me, because that's what I want.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Let's not worry about what the bride wants.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Sean's off to his local golf club, hoping its woods will be
0:10:13 > 0:10:17the perfect setting for his forbidden forest themed ceremony.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20But best man Liam isn't getting into the spirit of things.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22They'll be wearing high heels.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24You can't get nettled. They'll have bare skin.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, I don't think she's sorted, like, some of things out.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Are you going to come and do some manual labour?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Let's face it, you can't do anything manual.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Can you?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36If I got these big trees out the way, it'd be all right,
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- it wouldn't be a problem. - Are you going to cut some down?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42With your help, yeah.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Like they could sit in, like, a circle and then, like,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47we could have, like, the thing like here
0:10:47 > 0:10:51and then, like...like, the owl could fly, like, in.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Do you know what I mean?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54It's too much, this, isn't it?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Why?
0:10:56 > 0:11:00I think that we'll have to keep looking for different venues.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04And there's just one venue on Liam's mind today.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08He knows his priority and his priority is the football.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I support Liverpool, who's in the title race.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13I've waited all my life for this race, so...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I won't be missing any football.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17That's a fact, regardless of who's getting married.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Full day of planning.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Not a cat in hell's chance! It's Manchester City!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Well...- Title challenge.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27At this moment in time, it shouldn't be the main thing on his mind,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30like, cos it's me getting married and stuff, you know what I mean?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34'He'd rather go and watch football. What a sad person.'
0:11:34 > 0:11:37I'm just getting off, because I can't be arsed
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- with this shitty football. All right?- Go on, then.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Go on.- You can stay here. - See you after.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45With the day lost and no help from Liam,
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Sean will have to really grow up to plan this wedding.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52So, like any grown-up, he's off for a whinge to his dad and stepmum.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Liam's just being an absolute idiot.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Why?- Don't let him distract you. - Because he's just...
0:11:59 > 0:12:03All he's arsed about is getting back for, like, football and stuff.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Liam is a bad influence on Sean, and he always has been.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- You're not really into the football side of things, are you?- No.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13And you never have been.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15'He's definitely got that female side to him.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18'If he could spend three hours in the company of girls'
0:12:18 > 0:12:21or spend three hours in the company of lads, he would choose girls.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23'And that's just how he's always been, hasn't he?'
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Just focus on what you've got to do and just crack on.- Mmm.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- That's all you can do, innit?- Mmm.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32The next day, and with no football on,
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Liam and Sean are visiting Peckforton Castle in Cheshire.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Not only is it a castle fit for a wizard,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40but with 11 acres of forest,
0:12:40 > 0:12:42it's spooky enough for a night-time wedding.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44With the help of owner, Chris,
0:12:44 > 0:12:47they're in search of the perfect spot.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- So, this is one of the spots I thought might be suitable.- Yeah.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52This is a fantastic tree.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- And what we'd have to do is just clear this a little bit...- Yeah.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59And the aisle. You have to think about the aisle.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Where you're going to walk down?
0:13:01 > 0:13:06In St Helens, Nicole's showing close friend Rachael her dream venue
0:13:06 > 0:13:10and she knows exactly the aisle she wants to be walking down.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I love this church, because it's got a middle aisle.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15That's really, really, really good.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19What's Sean's idea on church weddings? What does he think?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Sean's half is Catholic, except Sean, I think.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24He's a Prosedant.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Protestant!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Oh!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- He's a Prostetant.- No!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33THEY LAUGH
0:13:33 > 0:13:37I just love all of it. Like the hymns, the walking down the aisle
0:13:37 > 0:13:41and the aisle's big enough for me, Dave and my dad.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42- What, Dave your stepdad?- Yeah.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Yeah, I want them both walking me down the aisle.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Right, shall I practise?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I've always seen myself getting married in a church.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55Now you turn round and then I'll just go, "Get off me! I Love you!"
0:13:55 > 0:13:57GIGGLING
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ow!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I'm really excited, like, to be stood here
0:14:02 > 0:14:05and then, like, my dress will be all be back there like that.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Everyone'll just be sat watching. - Yeah, and just like that.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I do! SHE LAUGHS
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Back at Peckforton and things are more "I don't"!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Well, from Liam, anyway.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19They're off to see the castle and he hates it.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21All of it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- It's shit.- It's not. What's shit about it?- It's too much.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- What's good about it? What's good about it?- It's exactly what I want.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33It looks like that like pitch where they do, um,
0:14:33 > 0:14:35like all Quidditch and stuff, Quidditch lessons.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You could have long tables here.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Probably like get different lighting and stuff, you know what I mean?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Imagine, like, all smoke and stuff, all and, like, mist and stuff.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Put a few broomsticks on the wall and stuff.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Do you know what I mean? Do you get any idea what I'm trying to say?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53He really doesn't.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59'This theme, no, no. This...this venue, no, no.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02'This forest malarkey, no, no. Everything no.'
0:15:02 > 0:15:04It's bullshit to me. It's...it's shite!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Do you get the impression Liam is still struggling to feel the magic?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Back in St Helens, Nicole's visiting Knowsley Hall,
0:15:12 > 0:15:14an elegant 16th-century country house,
0:15:14 > 0:15:18home to the Earl of Derby and, she's hoping, her wedding reception.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23It's just gorgeous, like, just stand here and look at that now.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25How perfect it is.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29All the guests, like, this is what I want the day to be like.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Like, maybe a little bit warmer. - Yeah.- But like blue skies.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- It just makes the day even nicer, doesn't it?- Yeah, it does.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40And, like, I think, I can imagine all my guests dotted around here
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- and waiters going round with, like, champagne and canapes.- Yeah.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Oh!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oh, my word!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I love it.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53This is how I'd want my tables to be set.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Like fine dining.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58I'd want, like, diamond scatters all over the table.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Like, the name badges, just all,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03you know, dead diamondy and glitzy and gorgeous.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- What is on the menu?- OK. So...
0:16:06 > 0:16:07- I can't read it.- Risotto.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Corn and bean risotto with sea bass.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- You wouldn't want that, would you? You don't like fish.- No.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Roast beef, seasonal veg, roast potatoes.- Yeah.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Yeah.- Like roast beef. - Sticky toffee pudding!- Oh!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Apart from the starter, it's perfect, isn't it?- That is perfect!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- What kind of colour scheme?- Like, when I'm sat here envisioning it,
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I see pastel colours.
0:16:30 > 0:16:35- What, like peaches?- No, like pastel pinks, mints, pastel blue.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Like my mum's bathroom!- Mm-hm.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42With 12 en-suite bedrooms, a formal reading room,
0:16:42 > 0:16:46grand staircase and manicured lawns, it's been the perfect venue
0:16:46 > 0:16:49for countless weddings and royal visits over the years.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52But, as catering manager Viv reveals, it isn't cheap.
0:16:52 > 0:16:58You're looking about £16,500 for a Saturday, based on 100 guests.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- How does that sound? - LAUGHTER
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Sean's got £12,000 for everything.
0:17:03 > 0:17:09- Including the dress and...?- Yeah. Dress, suits, venue, flowers.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I'm not getting the wedding that I want.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17It's a shame, cos it's such a lovely place.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20'Yeah, thanks for that, Viv(!)'
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I'm just feeling, like, a bad mood now,
0:17:23 > 0:17:28cos I don't think Sean is going to pick anything like this.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Well, at least Sean's venue is old and grand,
0:17:31 > 0:17:34but can he book his preferred weekend at such short notice?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37What dates will there be available?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I think the only dates we would have
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- would be a Tuesday or Wednesday. - Yeah.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I really like this place and I really, really want this.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47But the only thing is that, like, it's the just the days.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50But who knows? People might be able to get it off work
0:17:50 > 0:17:52and they might not be too fussed about it.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Heart set on the castle, Sean makes his first decision all on his own.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Nicole will be delighted... Well, if it was a different decision.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04He's going to book the Wednesday wedding.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I'm not here to plan their time off.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Surely to God, they can find their own time off.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13And if it means that much to them, they'll find it.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Sean is absolutely, definitely, 100% sticking to his guns.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Right after he sent a quick text to check the date with Nicole's mum.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25So, we'll just have to see how that goes down.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29SHE GASPS
0:18:29 > 0:18:30What does it say?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33"Please save the 23rd of April for Sean and Nicole's wedding."
0:18:33 > 0:18:37It's going to be on Wednesday?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Oh, everyone's going to kick off. What we going to do?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Who has a wedding on a Wednesday?!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- You! By the look...- Why the hell would I want to get married
0:18:45 > 0:18:47on a Wednesday when everyone's at work?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I don't want to get married on a Wednesday.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm shocked for my availability. For Nicole's availability.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54There'll be a wedding without a bride and a bride's mother.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- I'm surprised you're not crying. I'm shocked.- Nothing to cry about.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I can't go to the wedding, simple as. He'll have to change it.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04He's just... I can't believe that he thinks that, like,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06anyone can just get a day off work like that.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11It's the next day and mum Christine's on the war path.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15She's using a day off work to give Sean a piece of her mind about...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17having to take a day off work.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Who the hell gets married on a Wednesday, Sean?
0:19:20 > 0:19:21What were you thinking?
0:19:23 > 0:19:28- I won't be able to come.- Could you not, you know, swap the days?- No.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I wouldn't be here if I could, would I? That's the problem.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33If I could and you know what I can't get my head around is
0:19:33 > 0:19:35the fact that you know that is the one day that Nicole is in work.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Like, if it's her wedding day, I'm sure they, you know...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40It's all right you saying that,
0:19:40 > 0:19:43but it's not just about you and Nicole. It's a bigger picture, Sean.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I know it's just one important day.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47One - that's all I'm asking off anybody.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I don't think we'll get anywhere here, are we?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52I'm just hoping you might just think about it and listen.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57That was hard, that, seeing Sean.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59He seems quite adamant on the date.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02And I'm not sure he is going to listen to what I've said.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03I hope he does.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Pff! I'm feeling a bit gutted about that, like,
0:20:07 > 0:20:10cos that's the sort of place what I had in mind.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Back at home, Christine updates an anxious bride-to-be.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16I don't think he understands, if he chooses that venue,
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- no-one'll be there.- I've told him that.- It'll just be an empty venue.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I couldn't do any more than I've done. I've tried my best and
0:20:22 > 0:20:25we'll just have to see what choices he makes and what he decides.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I just don't what I'm supposed to do now, because I can't...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31And the other thing I thought of,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34we're not, obviously not getting your church wedding.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Cos I've never heard of a church wedding during the week.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38NICOLE SNIFFS
0:20:44 > 0:20:46That evening, Sean's visiting his dad
0:20:46 > 0:20:49and it seems Christine's chat has done the job.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- All right?- You all right? - Aye, all right?- Yeah.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- What's happening?- I met Nicole's mum and she basically told me...
0:20:56 > 0:20:58she said her and Dave cannot get that day off.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00So what's the bottom line, then?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Peckforton's out... it's out the question now.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I don't want Christine not to be there for Nic's wedding.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I don't want her to miss that day. I'd rather go somewhere else.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14A week in and back to square one. Sean's up early.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Unfortunately, after another day of beer and football,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19best man Liam isn't.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23So, Liam texted me, he's put, "I'm sorry, I'm too rough.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27"Only got in at four. I'll have to do it another day."
0:21:27 > 0:21:30I've just basically told him I don't want to see him.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32I don't want him to be my best man. Simple as.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35He just thinks it's like one big game and...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37he's not taking serious one bit, so...
0:21:37 > 0:21:41It's just put me off doing the whole thing, to be honest.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Across town, Nicole's been left on her own, too.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51My mum's gone away for the week, um, taking the kids to the caravan,
0:21:51 > 0:21:54so I've been home alone and it's been horrible.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Because I've had to do... Well, I've not done the dishes,
0:21:57 > 0:22:00but I've had to make my own tea,
0:22:00 > 0:22:03make my own bath
0:22:03 > 0:22:06and, like, make my own breakfast and dinner.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09I thought that I would've had my invite.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14I thought that the bridesmaid dresses would've been done.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I thought everyone else would have their invite,
0:22:16 > 0:22:18because my family is going insane.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20They don't even know where they're going!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25Well, they might be going back to school - Bolton Independent School.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29It's got the right date free and Gandalf himself studied here.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Well, Sir Ian McKellen.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34A Liam-less Sean is checking it out.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36So, this is set up for a wedding today.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38The room is what you make it. It's completely up to you
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- how you dress the room and what you do with it.- Yeah.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Because what the idea is I want it all, like, dark and mystical,
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- know what I mean?- Yeah, atmospheric. Yeah. We can do that for you.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Could you put, like, some sort of, like,
0:22:49 > 0:22:53thin fishing line across the top and, like, put candles?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- The room is, like, yours to use.- Right.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59So, with venue hire, catering for 100 people
0:22:59 > 0:23:03and some free tables and benches from the school canteen thrown in,
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Sean goes ahead and books the school for his reception.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08All for £3,100.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Without his best man there to question his decisions,
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Sean's finally cracking on.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15He heads 20 minutes north, to Rivington Park,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18in search of a forest venue for his evening ceremony.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I'm glad Liam's not here at the minute, cos...
0:23:20 > 0:23:23he doesn't know what he's on about anyway, so...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25it's probably best just being here on my own.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30But it'd be perfect if we had it here.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32It's just whether or not they can let me have it.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38A grand later, and Sean's booked a path in a park for his ceremony.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Magic!
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Back at the barbers,
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Sean's using his creative cuts to conjure up some guests.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49I can't cut straight, really. Oh, that'll do!
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Just going to stain it, like, with a tea bag to make it look old.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Don't even know if this is what you do.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Yeah, he's making them look old,
0:23:56 > 0:23:59or like someone's spilled tea on them, whichever.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00HE LAUGHS
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Oh, that looks bad, that.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Imagine if I sent that! She'd be like, "What the...?"
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Sean has arranged for a local psychic,
0:24:10 > 0:24:13who knows nothing about his wedding plans,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15to tell Nicole all about his wedding plans.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20- Hi, there.- Hi. Sean's sent me. I've come to read your fortune.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Oh! Whoo! Come in.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25This man in your life, OK,
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- he's got funny ways of dealing with things.- Yeah.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29And other people will be left
0:24:29 > 0:24:32scratching their head thinking, "What is he doing?"
0:24:33 > 0:24:35She's good. She's very good.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Let me look.- Don't open it. - I won't open it.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Get a little bit of ribbon or something.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- See, that looks better, doesn't it?- Yeah.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Always need a girl's touch, don't you?
0:24:49 > 0:24:54I think you're going to be shocked at...
0:24:54 > 0:24:55how well he's done, actually.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- Because he's thought of every little last detail.- Has he?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03I've not looked at one dress.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Have you been in any dress shops?- No.
0:25:06 > 0:25:12I'm getting a feeling, a feeling that's a bit bizarre.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Really?
0:25:13 > 0:25:18The place is somewhere where it's usually just very bare,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21and I'm seeing something really strange.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Oh, God! What is it? - Like, there's no chairs.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Oh, don't say that, Jo. - Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29But that's what I'm seeing.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Before we finish, I've got one more thing for you.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35It's from Sean and he'd like you to open it.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Oh! Thank you!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40"Nicole Turner, you are getting married on the...
0:25:42 > 0:25:46"..on the 25th April. Can't wait to see you.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- "Love you millions and trillions, Sean."- Aww!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Oh, I'm just so thankful that it's not the Wednesday,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55because I really thought it was going to be on a Wednesday
0:25:55 > 0:25:57and I couldn't go because I was at work!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Oh! I'm so excited now.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Over the next few days, and still without a best man,
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Sean gets down to some serious wedding planning.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12First up, decorations.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15So, these are your broomsticks. Your black cat.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19You've got your cauldrons. So altogether that's £73.18, please.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Right. Cheers for that, mate. Thanks.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Then, on to ring delivery.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27And then he comes, and rings delivered.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Prices start from £350.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34And finally broomsticks.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Finished off with a dash of hairspray. Hm!
0:26:41 > 0:26:44It's been a week since Sean fell out with his best man.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46But with only six days until the wedding,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Liam's finally showing some interest.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Well, in one aspect of it.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54So, what do you want? Do you want a stag do or not?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Do you want me to carry on with this
0:26:56 > 0:26:59or discontinue with this planning thing?
0:26:59 > 0:27:03I'm not happy to go through this and not have a stag do out of it, lad.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- What do you want? - Are you blackmailing me, lad?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Yeah. If we don't have a stag do, I won't be coming with you today.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09I don't want a stag do, lad.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I just need you to help me out a bit more.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- I know I need a good drink Sunday. - But I don't...
0:27:14 > 0:27:17I need a stag do Sunday. That's what I need.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- OK.- So, Sunday it is then? Five ton.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Four.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Five, no, £500, and you've got to through the day.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Shake my hand or I'll discontinue this planning.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34So, Sean's got his best man back, but it's cost him £500
0:27:34 > 0:27:36for a stag do he didn't even want.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41In Liverpool, Nicole's taking her mum, aunties and bridesmaids,
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Jess and Mel, to see her dream dress.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- Hi.- Hi. Hiya!
0:27:45 > 0:27:50I want like a subtle dress, like classy and elegant but still wow!
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Yeah.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55Out of the whole day, I would say that this is the most important
0:27:55 > 0:27:57and the hardest for him.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00I don't like that material. You know the silk ones.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02- No, it's satin, silk, don't like it.- No.
0:28:02 > 0:28:03That one's just way too plain.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- I really love that one. - Do you?- Mmm.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07I know, but it's got no sleeves.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11I want sleeves because when your arms go together and you have that fat there...
0:28:11 > 0:28:14- You can see skin pinches. - I hate it. It's disgusting.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16It's vile.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20I need to have sleeves because I won't feel comfortable in myself.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Imagine if he got it right. There's still that possibility
0:28:23 > 0:28:26- I might get a nice dress. - He could surprise you.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30'I think we'll see tears and tantrums'
0:28:30 > 0:28:32and she might even fall to the floor.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35She's been known to do that before when she couldn't have something.
0:28:35 > 0:28:39- Oh, God. Sean has got such a big job.- I know.
0:28:40 > 0:28:45He certainly does and he's also in Liverpool, to find something perfect
0:28:45 > 0:28:47for that special someone in his life.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52What I'm intending to get is a light-coloured suit.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56- Yes.- White shirt, thin purple tie. Something that fits me nice.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Oh, that's nice.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02- Yes.- Yeah.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06Sean may be splashing out on Liam's suit but he's already hired his own.
0:29:06 > 0:29:07I think I'm going to rent mine.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10I'm not going to wear it again, so there's no point.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Oh, look how baggy these are.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16But, yeah, I just wish he'd stop poxing about with them pants.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18They fit him fine, he's just moaning.
0:29:18 > 0:29:23One £300 designer suit later and Liam's a very happy best man.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Across town, Nicole has no idea
0:29:25 > 0:29:28the budget for her dress has just plummeted.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Ready?- Yeah.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33- Oh!- Oh, that's nice, that.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Oh, it's amazing.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39It's just strange her being in... like, she looks like a woman.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42My little girl. All grown up.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44Oh, I like it with a veil.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49This is my dream dress. Definitely. I love it.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54I feel like a princess in this one.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57I'm thinking I'm not going to get a dress like this.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00What are you going to do if he gets you a coloured dress?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03- Not white or ivory? - Like, black?- Yeah.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Darker blue? Red? Burgundy?
0:30:05 > 0:30:09Still not dress shopping, Sean's going all medieval.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12We've got all the capes with all the hoods, all the full-length capes.
0:30:12 > 0:30:16The idea was that I was going to get people to wear them at the ceremony
0:30:16 > 0:30:18because it'll keep them warm while they're outside, as well.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22So, we've got the green one, the darker purple one.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25That's nice, that one, I think.
0:30:25 > 0:30:26- Oh!- Love a cape.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29- Suits you, sir. It suits you! - It does look all right.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32You do look all right. Looks like you're going to disappear.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33It's black magic now.
0:30:33 > 0:30:34He may want to disappear.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37With 100 guests to cloak, it's going to be pricey.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39If you want one, you're looking about £30...
0:30:39 > 0:30:42You get 30 of them? You going to spend 30 x £30 on that?
0:30:42 > 0:30:44This is a fantastic day.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Don't be stupid, love.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49My fantastic day is go and get on the piss and go and watch the boys.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Not dressing up as capes. Come on.
0:30:52 > 0:30:56The budget dwindling, Sean needs to compromise on his vision.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58I'd put the bridesmaids in them. That's what I would do.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02Two green, two red? £585.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04OK?
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Things are taking more shape now.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10- We just need to crack on with the rest of it now, don't we?- Yeah.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14- Back best mates now, are we? - Best mates.- Oh!
0:31:18 > 0:31:20It's the day before the hen,
0:31:20 > 0:31:23and Nicole and her bridesmaids are awaiting instruction.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26- Hello?- 'Hello, Jess.'
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Tomorrow, hen do, yeah?
0:31:28 > 0:31:29Yeah.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31A minibus, 3pm, Nic's mum's.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34What do you need to wear? Like, I don't know.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Summat fancy. Yeah, fancy, yeah. Dressed up.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43The next morning and following Liam's instructions to dress up,
0:31:43 > 0:31:46the girls are doing just that.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49This is the first thing apart from the day that we've found out about.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Like a clue of what they've been up to.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Well, we'll know when we get there, won't we?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56They won't have to wait long.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Sean's transport has arrived - times two.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Oh, no, there's chaos!
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Looks like they've double booked us for whatever reason.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06So, how many can fit in that one?
0:32:06 > 0:32:08- 16.- And how many can you fit in that one?- 16.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10- So 32?- And how many is there of you?
0:32:10 > 0:32:14Well, there's five so far and then one coming. So six.
0:32:14 > 0:32:15I don't understand.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17Oh, what...?
0:32:17 > 0:32:19There's 32 seats.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21- So he's double booked.- Yeah.
0:32:21 > 0:32:22So you need to go and tell someone.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27He's obviously not on the ball.
0:32:27 > 0:32:32So, now, we've had to let somebody down and I felt awful about it.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Not a great start to the hen.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36But with the girls finally on board,
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Sean's organised a day out in Liverpool.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40And if the girls thought the transport was messy,
0:32:40 > 0:32:43wait till they see what he's got in mind.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45If you just look up there...
0:32:45 > 0:32:46We're paintballing?
0:32:46 > 0:32:48- I'm not going paintballing. - No. I'm not going.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51- You're lying.- I swear to God I'm not going paintballing.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53- No. I'm not doing it. - Have you seen what we've got on?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Do you know what's annoyed me? Liam. "Get dressed up."
0:32:56 > 0:32:59Like, what? So, basically they just want to make a fool of us.
0:32:59 > 0:33:00So, that's it.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06If I had trainers and stuff on I'd do it.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08- I know.- I'd be in there right now.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11It's Liam that's ruined it, by telling us to wear dressy clothes.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Because we'd happily do it if we were dressed.
0:33:13 > 0:33:14Exactly. I just want to go home.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18Two hours after leaving for her hen night, Nicole's back home.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Back in Liverpool, and none the wiser,
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Sean's turned up for his stag.
0:33:26 > 0:33:30And for the boy who hates football and beer, Liam's organised...
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Go on, guess!
0:33:43 > 0:33:45He's just organised a full day out, just drinking
0:33:45 > 0:33:48and watching football. I couldn't think of anything worse.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51I'm out here drinking ale and watching football.
0:33:51 > 0:33:52What more do I want?
0:33:52 > 0:33:55So it's ended up being my stag do, not his. It's been my day, this.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12I'm not having a good time.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16And I'm just worried what the wedding's going to be like.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20A few glasses of wine later, though,
0:34:20 > 0:34:23and Sean's plan has Nicole back on the bus
0:34:23 > 0:34:25and out to a local restaurant.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29It's just like, "Oh, let's go for a meal. Let's go to The Frog."
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Looks like she'll take some winning over.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33I don't like the food, though.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Like, I don't like anything on that menu.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Like, duck leg. Why would you want to eat a duck leg?
0:34:38 > 0:34:40I mean, I'm not going to lie. After seeing everything
0:34:40 > 0:34:42- what's happened today... - It's not professional.
0:34:42 > 0:34:45My hopes aren't high for this wedding.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48I am going to be honest with you. You know I will.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50- I'm not expecting big things. - I'm not.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54It's funny you should say that. Liam's booked a little surprise.
0:34:54 > 0:34:55THEY LAUGH
0:34:55 > 0:34:59- Hello, ladies.- Hi!- Hello!
0:34:59 > 0:35:03Why's he dressed like a wizard? Are you going to strip?
0:35:03 > 0:35:05No. I'm not a stripper. Right.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08What I'm going to do is I'm going to go round individually.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11If you don't guess my name correctly, you've got to do a shot.
0:35:11 > 0:35:12- Can you guess my name?- Adam.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Nope! Take a shot.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17I just don't understand what that was about.
0:35:17 > 0:35:18No, neither do I.
0:35:18 > 0:35:19Just a dwarf in a wig.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22You've got to down a jager bomb.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24I think, obviously, it's a hint to the wedding.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26Or he might be trying to throw you off.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28Throwing me off.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31Probably best to trust your own instincts, Nicole.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37Just three days before the wedding and, with the budget dwindling,
0:35:37 > 0:35:40the boys have finally found time to go dress shopping.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43- Hi.- Hi. You all right?
0:35:43 > 0:35:46What are you looking for? What kind of styles are you looking for?
0:35:46 > 0:35:49I like, like, a long type of dress.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51You know, where it, like, falls at the bottom...
0:35:51 > 0:35:53- Yeah. So you've got a train. - And a few diamantes on.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Right. A bit embellished. A little sparkle?
0:35:55 > 0:35:57- Yeah.- This one is gorgeous.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01- So, what's that?- That's a cowl neck, so it fits really lovely on a girl.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03I hope it don't fit on a man.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05I hope these are not for unisex, as well.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07And then, that, at the front, is really lovely.
0:36:07 > 0:36:08I like that, you know.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Sorry, did Liam just say he liked something?
0:36:11 > 0:36:13I like that, you know.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15He did!
0:36:15 > 0:36:18And he's got a plan to save Sean some more money.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20But, do you hire dresses here or is it just buying?
0:36:20 > 0:36:21Yeah, we can hire.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24There are only a certain amount of dresses that we hire out.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Do you like that one, Sean? Do you like it or not?
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Yeah, it is nice, that, yeah.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32Spurred on by Liam's enthusiasm, it's not long before Sean's
0:36:32 > 0:36:35whittled his selection of dresses down to two.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37And the first one looks very familiar.
0:36:37 > 0:36:38This is my dream dress.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Nicole might actually get her dream dress.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- Now, do you want to hear my thing first?- Go on.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48I think I don't like it because it's too wide at the top.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50I don't like that.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51Oh!
0:36:51 > 0:36:53No, I'm not too keen on that.
0:36:53 > 0:36:54No.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56It's down to the last dress.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59And for the girl who wants to hide her shoulders...
0:36:59 > 0:37:00What do you think of this one?
0:37:00 > 0:37:02I like that one, yeah. This one I like.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04That is nice, that. Really nice.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Would your princess look nice in that?
0:37:06 > 0:37:08- She would like nice in it, yeah. - Rate it out of ten.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10- Eight.- Point five. Not nine.
0:37:10 > 0:37:11- 8.5.- OK.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Never one to waste money on silly things like the bride,
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Liam's pushing on with his hire plan.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21I think we should rent it, rather than buy it.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23She's never going to wear it again.
0:37:25 > 0:37:29I don't see a point in a buying a dress, to be honest, because...
0:37:29 > 0:37:31you're never going to wear it again.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Pop the question on how much for rent.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36So how much is it to rent that dress?
0:37:36 > 0:37:39For £570, I'll do you the dress and the veil.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Is that a veil what she's got on the back of her head?
0:37:42 > 0:37:43Yeah.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46Lad, we can go and get some curtains and just add one of them on to it.
0:37:46 > 0:37:47Don't worry about that.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Every girl needs a veil for her wedding day.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52Not for a witch and wizard one, though, do they?
0:37:52 > 0:37:54£550 and we'll call it a day, innit, lad.
0:37:54 > 0:37:5650 quid we save and you can buy me my shoes for my suit.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59You know he's not even bought my shoes for my suit yet?
0:37:59 > 0:38:00I'm his best man.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Speaking of shoes...
0:38:02 > 0:38:03So, these are the designer pair.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06The only ones we've got in a size five and they are £195,
0:38:06 > 0:38:08but I will do them cheaper than that for you.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10You budget £30 on my shoes, but you'll pay £195.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Do them for £100. At least she's got them, then.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14She can wear them afterwards, can't she?
0:38:14 > 0:38:19£650 later and Sean commits to a pair of shoes and a hired gown.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22But Liam's not sure he's made the right decision -
0:38:22 > 0:38:23and he doesn't mean the dress.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Don't you think you've rushed into it?
0:38:25 > 0:38:27- At your age.- Not really. I love her.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29You've been with her two years, haven't you?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Doesn't matter how long you're with someone.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33If you think you're ready for it, you're ready for it, aren't you?
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Are you ready for this?- Yeah. Course I am.- Don't look like it.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38- Been ready a long time. - Have you? How long?
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Since I met her.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43- You wanted to marry her the day you met her?- Oh, aye.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Wow! Who knows? Maybe he's a bit jealous.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51The next day, Sean's meeting up with three of the bridesmaids,
0:38:51 > 0:38:54Mel, Jess and Amber, to pick their dresses.
0:38:54 > 0:38:55There's nothing else left on his list
0:38:55 > 0:38:58and next to nothing left in the budget.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00I might as well tell you the bad news first.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02I've got £150 left.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06For seven bridesmaid dresses?
0:39:08 > 0:39:09Sean!
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- Oh, my God! - What have you spent the money on?
0:39:12 > 0:39:14You'll have to wait and see.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16What colours are we looking for?
0:39:16 > 0:39:18That colour purple. Or maybe, like, black.
0:39:18 > 0:39:19- Black?- Yeah.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21So, Nicole will think we're going to a funeral?
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- No, the black's nice. - I don't think Nic will like that.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27This is where your budget is, Sean. This is where we have to look.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29- Sale rail.- Have a look then.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Sale rail.
0:39:32 > 0:39:33What about these?
0:39:33 > 0:39:35It's like the only thing in your budget
0:39:35 > 0:39:39and it's the only one that fits in the budget.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Well, try them on and we'll have a look.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Right. OK. Oh, my God. These are huge!
0:39:43 > 0:39:45What size are these?
0:39:48 > 0:39:51- Not bad!- Are you joking? - Can put a nice belt on them!
0:39:51 > 0:39:52They make us look huge.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56Have you seen that? I look pregnant. Sean. Serious.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58We look like the three wicked witches of the west.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01- What are we going to do? - I'd rather put a bin bag on, Sean.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03- Oh...- BLEEP.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Right. Let's just ask this question.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08How much was Liam's suit?
0:40:08 > 0:40:11Well, with the alterations, about £300.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14- For one suit?- He had to get alterations for his suit.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16£300 for Liam's suit. Is he joking?
0:40:16 > 0:40:20- We get £21.- I can't breathe.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22£300?
0:40:27 > 0:40:31Five minutes before the store closes and, with no time or money left,
0:40:31 > 0:40:35Sean is left with no choice but to buy the dresses.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39I don't know what Nicole's going to say about this.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41She's obviously not going to be happy, like,
0:40:41 > 0:40:44but she's not planning the wedding, is she?
0:40:44 > 0:40:47So, she's not in my shoes.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49- It's awful. - I won't feel like a bridesmaid.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51And as well, she's got to look back on photos of that being her
0:40:51 > 0:40:54- wedding day. - It's her and Sean's special day.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56It's meant to be like the best day of their lives and...
0:40:56 > 0:40:59She'll just see the colour and, like, have a heart attack.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01I know she will. Black - it's a funeral.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07It's the day before the wedding and the dress that Sean hired
0:41:07 > 0:41:10two days ago is ready to be picked up.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17OK, Nicole. You're going to go through to the changing room.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20Oh, God! Oh! It's there, oh!
0:41:20 > 0:41:23- Mum. You're going to go and sit on the chaise.- Thank you.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26This was the one thing that I wanted right for her.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29If everything else was a farce, it was horrendous,
0:41:29 > 0:41:31it was out there completely, that was fine,
0:41:31 > 0:41:33but I wanted her dress to be right for her.
0:41:33 > 0:41:34The big thing for her.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43What do you think?
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Oh!
0:41:53 > 0:41:57I just don't like how it's, like, high.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01I just don't know what to say.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04It's just like, it's not a thing that I would have picked.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08I hate that bit of my arms so that's why I've always said
0:42:08 > 0:42:10I wouldn't, like, I wanted little straps.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Right. Are you happy to try it on?
0:42:12 > 0:42:14- Yeah.- OK.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22I don't like it.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Oh, it's beautiful. What don't you like?
0:42:24 > 0:42:26- I just don't like it. - It's not what you chose
0:42:26 > 0:42:29but you knew you wasn't going to get what you chose, didn't you?
0:42:29 > 0:42:32And if I didn't think you looked beautiful, I would tell you.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34You look beautiful.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36I just don't feel nice.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Honestly. Trust me. You're going to look stunning.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Oh!
0:42:40 > 0:42:44The veil and designer shoes are on but there's one last detail to add.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47This dress is actually a hire dress,
0:42:47 > 0:42:50so it's not something you're going to keep.
0:42:50 > 0:42:51You keep your shoes.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54The shoes are yours, but he's hired the dress.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57That's a joke, that. It's a bad joke.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01So, I can't even keep my wedding dress?
0:43:01 > 0:43:02I don't even want to do it.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04I can't... What have they spent the money on?
0:43:04 > 0:43:07What have they spent the money on? Really?
0:43:08 > 0:43:10It's ridiculous.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15You know, people do get it out the bag and have a little look
0:43:15 > 0:43:18and try it on on special anniversaries and things like that.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20So, she's not going to have that.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22How much has he hired it for?
0:43:22 > 0:43:25For £600, including the veil.
0:43:25 > 0:43:26So, they couldn't pay another...
0:43:26 > 0:43:30There wasn't another £700 in the budget to buy the bride a dress?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Not when they came to me, no.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34And it seems news travels fast,
0:43:34 > 0:43:37especially from Nicole's bridesmaids.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Liam's suit was £300.
0:43:39 > 0:43:40Oh! Gutted.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43I am angry. Course I am, because I wanted a dress.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45I think it looks lovely.
0:43:45 > 0:43:46It's fine.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49That's one of the first things that they should have got.
0:43:49 > 0:43:54Definitely before Liam's suit. Like, it's my wedding, not Liam's.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02It's the morning of the wedding and Sean, along with his father Steve
0:44:02 > 0:44:05and friend James are preparing the wedding venue.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Game on.
0:44:09 > 0:44:10OK, we'd better...
0:44:10 > 0:44:13I'll tell you what, this is a classic dogging place, innit?
0:44:13 > 0:44:15This is the point where it is.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20It's not the doggers he should worry about.
0:44:20 > 0:44:21Oh, don't piss on me stuff, please.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23It's the doggies.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Oh, there's dog shit there!
0:44:25 > 0:44:29Meanwhile, Nicole and her bridesmaids still don't know
0:44:29 > 0:44:33he's planned an evening wedding and they've been waiting since dawn.
0:44:33 > 0:44:34It's quarter past 12.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37It's going to be another three hours before we're ready.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39It's like we need to know time, don't we?
0:44:39 > 0:44:41It'll be three o'clock before we know it.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43DOORBELL RINGS Oh! Whoo!
0:44:44 > 0:44:48As if by magic, a delivery has arrived.
0:44:48 > 0:44:49Sean sent me a card.
0:44:49 > 0:44:54"To my future wife, these past three weeks have been so hard without you.
0:44:54 > 0:44:58"By the way, your car is picking you up..."
0:44:58 > 0:45:01Oh, God! What's up with that?
0:45:01 > 0:45:03"..at 6.15."
0:45:03 > 0:45:05- What? - "I love you so much, Sean."
0:45:05 > 0:45:06So, that's five hours.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08A wedding is a day, not...
0:45:08 > 0:45:11I just want to ring him and say, "What you doing?"
0:45:11 > 0:45:15I don't understand how he's spent 12 grand for four hours.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17Thank God he didn't pay for that dress
0:45:17 > 0:45:19because I'm not wearing it for four hours.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21No wonder he hired it.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Right. Remember, we're not getting stressed today. We're enjoying it.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26I don't feel like it's going to be a day to remember any more,
0:45:26 > 0:45:30because it's, well, it's not a day, it's a night.
0:45:30 > 0:45:34With no idea he's ruined his bride's special day before it's even
0:45:34 > 0:45:38started, Sean's arrived at his reception venue, just in time
0:45:38 > 0:45:40for a call from the bridesmaids.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42- Sean.- Yeah?- It's Kirsty.
0:45:42 > 0:45:43Oh, you all right?
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Sean, Nicole's just got a card saying that she's getting picked up.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48What are we doing?
0:45:48 > 0:45:50How we getting there, Nicole's mum and the bridesmaids?
0:45:50 > 0:45:52Um. Kirsty's rang me, the bridesmaid,
0:45:52 > 0:45:54and they're saying how we going to get there?
0:45:54 > 0:45:56- How are the bridesmaids going to get there?- Yeah.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58How have you arranged they get there?
0:45:58 > 0:46:00- Haven't arranged nothing.- What?
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Did I just hear you say you've not arranged nothing.
0:46:03 > 0:46:04- No.- Right.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Right, how's the rest of the guests getting there?
0:46:06 > 0:46:07There's coach getting sorted.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09£10 each.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11- He doesn't know.- Wow!
0:46:11 > 0:46:13- 6:00 from...- The York.- The York.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Why does he know nothing?
0:46:15 > 0:46:17All right.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Kind of forgot about them, didn't you?
0:46:20 > 0:46:22I'm fuming. I'm actually fuming.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24It's not even funny.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27You won't be happy. The bridesmaids and you are getting a coach.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30- So, we're not going in a nice car? - We're going with the rest.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33- And all the guests are going to see the bridesmaids... - Before the wedding.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35- That doesn't make sense. - No, it doesn't.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37- I'm just going to laugh. - This is terrible.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39My daughter's getting married, I don't care.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41- And the rain.- My dress is beautiful.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43- At night. - I wonder if he's got umbrellas.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45- Do you think you'll speak to Liam when you see him?- No.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47You're not going to speak to him all night?
0:46:47 > 0:46:49No. Everyone's under instruction not to.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54An hour into setting up his reception, Sean's spotted
0:46:54 > 0:46:57a mistake with the rows of tables.
0:46:57 > 0:46:58There should be four.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01The original plan was supposed to have four different tables
0:47:01 > 0:47:04laid out, but they've been laid out, like, in three tables.
0:47:04 > 0:47:08Let's get all these back off now. Get the cloths back up.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10I'd have just left it, me.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13Shall we just leave it like this, Liam?
0:47:13 > 0:47:16It's entirely up to you, lad. Just let me know what you're doing.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27All right, I'll just leave it.
0:47:30 > 0:47:33As the rain starts, so does the waiting game
0:47:33 > 0:47:35and, five hours of make-up and hair later,
0:47:35 > 0:47:38it's time for Nicole to see the black bridesmaid dresses
0:47:38 > 0:47:42Sean's chosen for her witchy wedding.
0:47:42 > 0:47:46- It's not ideal, but it is, you do...- Suits you.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48You all look gorgeous. I swear. You look gorgeous!
0:47:48 > 0:47:51- Do you like them?- Yeah. Oh!
0:47:51 > 0:47:55With Sean's £25 dresses a success,
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Nicole can finally reveal her rented gown.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02- Oh, my God.- Oh!
0:48:02 > 0:48:05You look beautiful. Gorgeous.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07Oh, my God, Nic, that is stunning.
0:48:07 > 0:48:08Do you like it?
0:48:08 > 0:48:10It's amazing.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12You look like a Grecian goddess.
0:48:12 > 0:48:15Sean just needs to quit while he's ahead.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17Sadly, he hasn't done that.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20No, it's one of them Tudor monk coats.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22What? Oh, God!
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Whoa!
0:48:29 > 0:48:33I'm not lying! You just look amazing! I love them!
0:48:33 > 0:48:35I'm trying to get a theme from it and it just,
0:48:35 > 0:48:37they look like a cult or something.
0:48:37 > 0:48:41CHANTING
0:48:42 > 0:48:46The wait is over and the one car that Sean booked may look
0:48:46 > 0:48:50quite normal, but there's something else to be said of the driver.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53- Your car is waiting, madam.- Oh!
0:48:53 > 0:48:55Look.
0:48:55 > 0:48:56Who is it?
0:48:58 > 0:49:00Yeah, that famous wizard, Father Christmas.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04- That is gorgeous. - Enter at your peril.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09It's been a long day already and the heavens have opened.
0:49:09 > 0:49:13Perfect for an outdoor wedding.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Bit over it, to be honest.
0:49:15 > 0:49:17- You're a bit over it?- Yeah.
0:49:17 > 0:49:19- You're weird, you.- Just bored, Dad. I just want to get there.
0:49:19 > 0:49:21I'm starving. I'm hungry.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23Come on.
0:49:23 > 0:49:27They're arriving at quarter past. They'll be there before us.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29Yeah, might go to a bar.
0:49:31 > 0:49:35As the guests arrive at the outdoor ceremony, so does more rain.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38Very emotional. And look at this rain.
0:49:38 > 0:49:42And the bridesmaids are yet again wearing inappropriate footwear.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47I'm having a terrible time.
0:49:47 > 0:49:51As predicted by the tarot cards, Sean's not arranged any chairs,
0:49:51 > 0:49:55so the guests can only stand and wait in the downpour.
0:49:55 > 0:49:59Bet the boys are glad they're late, as they arrive
0:49:59 > 0:50:02only moments before the bride-to-be.
0:50:06 > 0:50:10Three long weeks, £12,000.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12One relationship pushed to the limits,
0:50:12 > 0:50:14and that's just the best man.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Oh, she's here now. Stand here now, lad.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19- What, like this?- There.
0:50:19 > 0:50:22What will this traditional bride make
0:50:22 > 0:50:24of her forbidden-forest wedding?
0:50:24 > 0:50:27Oh, my God! I'm not looking up. I'm not looking up.
0:50:27 > 0:50:29- Are you nervous?- No.
0:50:29 > 0:50:31I can't look up, otherwise I'll cry if I see Sean.
0:50:31 > 0:50:35MUSIC: "Magic" by Coldplay
0:50:41 > 0:50:42- Hiya.- Hiya.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49OK? Do you want to come over here?
0:50:49 > 0:50:51Yeah.
0:50:51 > 0:50:55Welcome, everybody, who joins us this rather damp but magical
0:50:55 > 0:51:01evening for the celebration of the wedding of Sean and Nicole.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04It's truly a personal event.
0:51:04 > 0:51:09Sean and Nicole, do you offer your love unconditionally
0:51:09 > 0:51:12to be faithful towards each other
0:51:12 > 0:51:16and put each other's welfare at the front of your minds?
0:51:16 > 0:51:17We do.
0:51:17 > 0:51:21Vows exchanged, it's time for a special delivery.
0:51:21 > 0:51:23Oh, Jesus!
0:51:23 > 0:51:25HE WHISTLES
0:51:30 > 0:51:33WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:51:39 > 0:51:42I present to you your bride and groom,
0:51:42 > 0:51:44Mr and Mrs Davies.
0:51:44 > 0:51:47APPLAUSE
0:51:49 > 0:51:51As the guests make their way to the reception...
0:51:51 > 0:51:53It's a bit poo about the weather but it's been nice.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56It doesn't matter. Honestly, it doesn't matter.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58The weather doesn't matter, but there's still something
0:51:58 > 0:52:00on Nicole's mind.
0:52:00 > 0:52:02- I'm fuming.- Why?
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Liam's suit, £300.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Don't start.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09In the warm and out of the rain, it's time for a catch up.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12- It's wet through.- I am, babe. Nothing we can do though, is there?
0:52:12 > 0:52:16Doesn't this car remind you of the red light district?
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Doesn't it? But, babe, I love that down there.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21That is so lovely.
0:52:22 > 0:52:25The forest, it's not like a registered place, you know,
0:52:25 > 0:52:28where you can get married, so tomorrow at 1:00,
0:52:28 > 0:52:31we'll be going to St George's Hall in Liverpool
0:52:31 > 0:52:34and that's where we'll do our signing, you know, sign.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37What do I wear, my wedding dress?
0:52:37 > 0:52:38Yeah, probably. I don't know.
0:52:38 > 0:52:43But this has to be back by 4:00 in Oldham.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46- Can you not just put like a nice dress on?- Yeah.
0:52:46 > 0:52:50As daylight fades, it's time for Nicole to see her reception.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53I mean, that looks like my old school from here.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55- Just trust me.- OK.
0:52:55 > 0:52:56- OK?- Yeah.
0:52:56 > 0:53:00Sean may have chosen a school hall for his celebrations,
0:53:00 > 0:53:04but there's nothing ordinary about this magical reception.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Oh!
0:53:07 > 0:53:09Oh, my God!
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Oh, my God, it's amazing!
0:53:11 > 0:53:13Look at all them candles.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16Oh, I can't believe it. I just can't believe it.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18Daviesdor!
0:53:21 > 0:53:24Oh, my God, he's made everybody wands out of twigs.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26Oh, that is so cute.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28- Has he made these himself?- Yeah.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31- Well, that is... - Because, look, that duct tape.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33Oh, my God, it's me and Sean.
0:53:33 > 0:53:36- No, it's not.- Yeah, it is!
0:53:37 > 0:53:39That is so weird.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Oh, my God!
0:53:41 > 0:53:44I've always said I would hate a themed wedding.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47And when you think of, like, witches and wizards, as well,
0:53:47 > 0:53:49you wouldn't put it in a wedding, would you, at all?
0:53:49 > 0:53:51He's really, really, really proved himself.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54Ah! Babe, it's amazing.
0:53:54 > 0:53:55Do you like it?
0:53:55 > 0:53:57Babe I can't believe you've done this.
0:53:57 > 0:53:59But can I just ask one question? Who's sat there?
0:53:59 > 0:54:01- Liam.- Next to me?
0:54:01 > 0:54:03Think fast, Sean.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05- Well, no, next to me. - Right, so Liam...
0:54:05 > 0:54:07And then the bridesmaids.
0:54:07 > 0:54:08Aw!
0:54:08 > 0:54:09Phew!
0:54:12 > 0:54:16With his friends and family cast under the spell
0:54:16 > 0:54:20of his wizardy wedding, it seems Sean's hard work has paid off.
0:54:20 > 0:54:22I'm just, like, so amazed with what you've done.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25I didn't think I'd be able to do this.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27- Oh...- Know what I mean? - Well, I didn't.
0:54:27 > 0:54:28But...
0:54:28 > 0:54:33And as guests are sorted into their houses, the party can finally begin.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37Can't believe Sean's done it. I can't.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39It's just beautiful.
0:54:39 > 0:54:43It's amazing. I didn't think it would be this good.
0:54:43 > 0:54:47Even with Nicole and the bridesmaids keeping their distance from Liam,
0:54:47 > 0:54:48he's still not safe.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51Disappointed, Liam, not putting parents on the top table.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53It's disgraceful.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55It's nothing to do with me. Nothing to do with me.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58- It's all been to do with you. - Oh, don't bang on.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01We're always there for each other, do you know what I mean?
0:55:01 > 0:55:03That's what mates do, I suppose.
0:55:03 > 0:55:06On a scale to ten, to rate myself as a best man,
0:55:06 > 0:55:08I'd put myself down as a three.
0:55:09 > 0:55:12I'll rate myself on a three.
0:55:12 > 0:55:14Come on, wife.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17Me and Liam are just the same. He's still my mate.
0:55:18 > 0:55:20We are very proud of Sean, definitely.
0:55:20 > 0:55:23He's done a good job and he's made my daughter happy
0:55:23 > 0:55:25and that's all I've said from day one.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28To do something like this, which is different and it's quite
0:55:28 > 0:55:32breathtaking, I think, is a massive, massive praise towards yourself.
0:55:32 > 0:55:35I'd like you to raise your wands for somebody who's quite
0:55:35 > 0:55:38a special person, that's Sean.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40CHEERING
0:55:41 > 0:55:43It has been really good.
0:55:44 > 0:55:47I think I've, I feel like I've gotten a lot stronger
0:55:47 > 0:55:49- about things now.- Yeah.
0:55:49 > 0:55:52I feel like I'm going to do more for you.
0:55:52 > 0:55:54Are you?
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Like, make my own breakfasts and stuff.
0:55:56 > 0:55:57Ah, thanks!
0:55:57 > 0:55:59And do the washing.
0:56:01 > 0:56:02Next time...
0:56:02 > 0:56:04To the tattoo shop on the right-hand side.
0:56:04 > 0:56:08..tattoo addict Adam plans an unconventional wedding
0:56:08 > 0:56:09at a convention...
0:56:09 > 0:56:11I don't want to look at any other venue.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14..when all Danni wants is her happily-ever-after
0:56:14 > 0:56:16in the grounds of a beautiful castle.
0:56:16 > 0:56:17Will you marry me?
0:56:17 > 0:56:19Will Adam balls it up...
0:56:19 > 0:56:21I'm getting Danni's name on my left testicle.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24..manage to pull off the perfect day in trying times...
0:56:24 > 0:56:26If you get depressed about it, you're not going to get better
0:56:26 > 0:56:27and I ain't going nowhere.
0:56:27 > 0:56:29..or will it all end in tears?
0:56:29 > 0:56:31Shut up!
0:56:31 > 0:56:37# You've got the magic touch
0:56:37 > 0:56:42# It makes me glow so much
0:56:42 > 0:56:47# It casts a spell
0:56:47 > 0:56:49# It rings a bell
0:56:49 > 0:56:53# The magic touch... #