0:00:02 > 0:00:07- From the depths of the Earth to the crests of the mountains... - My legs have gone weird.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11..these crusading grooms must rise to the challenge.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14£12,000.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- And just three weeks... - I love that girl. I love her.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- ..to plan a wedding worthy of their betrothed.- Oh, my God.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23What's he done?
0:00:23 > 0:00:24He just took my dress.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28These fair maidens are bound by contract to be legally wedded...
0:00:28 > 0:00:29God, no...
0:00:29 > 0:00:32..but have no say in their big day.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Is it just going to be all last minute and just rubbish?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Oh, I hate it. I need to get out of it.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Can these hapless heroes marshal their armies...
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I love her but she's a bitch when she's like this.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46..vanquished dragons...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Do as your future mother-in-law tells you...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50..and conquer all before them.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Get out of my pub!
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Or will they be...
0:00:57 > 0:00:58..defeated?
0:00:58 > 0:00:59I'm not doing it.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Tonight...
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Look, boys!- Aw, behave!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Roller-hockey-mad Luke attempts to pull off the biggest win of his career...
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Yes!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11..with an epic roller-skating wedding...
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Everyone else is going to be talking about this till like forever now!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17..for his traditional bride Jaydene.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20What the bloody hell is my dress going to look like?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Will he qualify for a promotion?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24This is a load of crap.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Cheers, boys.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Will his budget-busting stag do send him into a spin?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I want people to be talking about this in 20-30 years.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Or will he score a massive own goal?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Why is he making me do it on my wedding day? I'm not doing it.
0:01:53 > 0:01:5827-year-old Luke and 24-year-old Jaydene are madly in love.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00What I love about Luke is that he always makes me laugh.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Do you know what's really funny,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04when you get a bit of bread on their back and they're like "Aaahh"!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06IMITATES DUCK
0:02:06 > 0:02:11What I love most about Jaydene is A, she finds me quite funny,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14B, she kind of looks after me as well, like,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16like without her, I would definitely be lost.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21So how did our lovebirds meet? Well, it was five years ago.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I was on a night out with my friends.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Next thing you know, Jaydene's walked through the door, dressed up,
0:02:26 > 0:02:30looking beautiful and then I was like, "Oh, who's this?"
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- All right?- Yeah, yeah.- Not too bad. Not bad, not bad.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Luke quickly turned on the charm.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38When you finish that, I'll get you another one.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Yeah, you're lovely.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Yep, it was love at first sight.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Well, for Luke, anyway.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47I sort of went on the date with Luke to sort of get him off my back. A bit of a sympathy date.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49And Jaydene felt so sorry for Luke,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51she ended up falling in love with him.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55I knew from then that I didn't want to be apart from him.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58While Jaydene fell for Luke's boyish charm,
0:02:58 > 0:03:03It wasn't long before she realised there's absolutely nothing grown-up about him at all.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Luke?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Luke is definitely a little boy at heart.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Higher, go on.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Higher, higher!- Oh!
0:03:13 > 0:03:18Even though he's an adult, he still runs around like a little child.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Just because you are a grown-up, doesn't mean
0:03:21 > 0:03:25you have to act mature and responsible. You are just older.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Luke's never had to grow up.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31In fact, he's never had to do much of anything.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Mum and Nan have always been there for me and they have done everything.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39He's not left you that hockey gear again, has he?
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Yeah.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I wash his hockey stuff and put it back in his bag all neat and tidy,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I do his packed lunch.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I would say Luke has gone from us,
0:03:49 > 0:03:54from his nan and his mum, now to a wife that will look after him.
0:03:54 > 0:04:00So Jaydene has to look after all the grown-up matters, especially finances.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04When Luke's on his own with his own money, he is horrendous.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07And when Luke does get his hands on some cash,
0:04:07 > 0:04:09he's like a kid in a sweet shop.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Proper pirate.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15I got that from my pirate... For my 21st birthday party. I had a pirate party.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17We did pop-up pirates. It was phenomenal, that was.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yee-ha! Come on!
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Whoo!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- You have a go.- No, put it back. - You have a go.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Put it back.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28But there's one thing Luke takes very seriously
0:04:28 > 0:04:30and that's roller hockey.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31I love it to bits.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33It's, like, my world.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I think roller hockey definitely comes first.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43This is much more than a hobby.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45It's his way of life.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46My uncle Gary,
0:04:46 > 0:04:49he played for the very first Maidstone Roller Hockey Club.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52My uncle Russell got involved with England,
0:04:52 > 0:04:54and my mum was obviously a roller dancer.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Everything is just roller-skating in my family.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Everyone can do it really.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04If there's a strong tradition in Jaydene's family,
0:05:04 > 0:05:05it's marriage.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10Mum and Dad have been married for 26, 27 years,
0:05:10 > 0:05:16so there's always been long marriages in my life.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19And if there's one thing Jaydene knows about her dream wedding,
0:05:19 > 0:05:22it's that you don't mess with tradition.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25My ideal wedding would be at West Farleigh Church.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27It's where Mum and Dad got married,
0:05:27 > 0:05:31and also my nan and grandad, so it's really got family history.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35What I always wanted was a big, white wedding day.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Not to worry,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Luke's wedding plan also revolves around family traditions,
0:05:39 > 0:05:41although in this case,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44it's his family traditions.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46My wedding theme is roller-skating.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50That's roller hockey, roller-skating,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52plus with beach, seaside,
0:05:52 > 0:05:54funfair...
0:05:54 > 0:05:56hopefully a roller hockey match,
0:05:56 > 0:05:59bridal party on skates,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01groomsmen coming down on skates.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03So it's going to be mental.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07To avoid getting a red card from the bride-to-be,
0:06:07 > 0:06:11there will be things that make the day special for Jaydene, too, right?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Traditionally, they say the wedding should be about the bride, right?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18For me, turn it on its head.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's all about me.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22It's about my day, about the groom.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23That's it.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Luke wants a day that revolves around him,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29but Jaydene lives in hope that her skater boy can grow up
0:06:29 > 0:06:31and give her the day she wants,
0:06:31 > 0:06:33without the wheels coming off!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I think it's important for Luke to do this,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37to prove to me that...
0:06:37 > 0:06:39he can have a bit of responsibility
0:06:39 > 0:06:42and he can do it.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45It's basically a chance to show to people,
0:06:45 > 0:06:46yes, I'm not useless,
0:06:46 > 0:06:49I can organise something, I can do something.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52And not only that, just give it the biggest, bestest,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55craziest thing ever,
0:06:55 > 0:06:56and just say to everyone,
0:06:56 > 0:06:57"Boom, there you go."
0:06:59 > 0:07:02It's time for the couple to say goodbye.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Having been together for so long,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11and now we're going to be apart again, it just feels a bit...
0:07:12 > 0:07:13..a bit scary.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19LAUGHTER Are you going to run off
0:07:19 > 0:07:21and not even give me a kiss or a cuddle?
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Right.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Love you.- Behave.- Yes, I'm going to.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Love you.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- See you at the wedding.- Yeah.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38HE CHUCKLES
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I'll try not to blow the house up!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41LAUGHTER
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Right.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44- Be good.- Be good.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'll see you at the wedding.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Yeah.- Love you.- Love you.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51For the next three weeks,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Jaydene will stay with her parents,
0:07:53 > 0:07:58while Luke will live alone for the first time ever.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59HE GROANS
0:07:59 > 0:08:02She's actually gone and she ain't coming back.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04HE GROANS
0:08:04 > 0:08:06It's not even funny any more.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Oh!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10No.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I am quite worried about Luke...
0:08:14 > 0:08:16..with me not being there to help him,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18talk to,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20sort of support him.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25I'm kind of worried how he's going to cope with it all.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I'm so not ready to do a wedding.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31HE GROANS
0:08:31 > 0:08:33The next time Luke and Jaydene see each other
0:08:33 > 0:08:35will be on their wedding day.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43It's Luke's first morning without Jaydene.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Time to let his best man Chris
0:08:44 > 0:08:48and brother Scott in on his roller wedding plans.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Look, boys!
0:08:49 > 0:08:50What are you doing?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- This is the wedding.- Seriously?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Yeah, Scott.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Yes!- Chris, Chris?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Hockey wedding?- Yeah, you're going on skates.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Oh, behave!- Yes!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Boom.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's fantastic, Luke, what an awesome idea!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Really?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- LAUGHTER - Luke's wedding plans are
0:09:09 > 0:09:11very out there, very crazy, very him.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13It is all about Luke,
0:09:13 > 0:09:15and that's what he likes.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Jaydene is going to love it. - I like it.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Well, I don't know if Jaydene is going to love it, but I am.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Everyone's going to love it! - The divorce is going to be,
0:09:22 > 0:09:24what, a minute after the wedding?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I think it's awesome. I like it,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28but Jaydene can't skate.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Who cares what Jaydene can do?!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32After all, it's not about her, is it?
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Wedding theme sorted, Luke turns his attention to priority number one.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38It begins with "st",
0:09:38 > 0:09:39ends in "ag" -
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag! Stag!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Stag! Stag!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44CHEERING Stag do!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46We only need two and a half weeks for the wedding.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47- We'll smash it. - You only need two weeks.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49It's only ringing round people.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Well, a stag do is fine,
0:09:51 > 0:09:53as long as they don't get too carried away.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I've been waiting for an opportunity like this for, like, years.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I finally got an opportunity to take my boys to any theme park
0:09:59 > 0:10:03I can get hold of, run around like lunatics
0:10:03 > 0:10:05on a stag do, in a theme park.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06You in?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Oh, yeah.- Oh, yes.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10With nothing yet booked for the wedding,
0:10:10 > 0:10:12the boys get straight down to business.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Let's smash this stag do out then.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17We've got to get flights to PortAventura,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20for the theme park out there and the hotel.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23They do a premium ticket
0:10:23 > 0:10:26where you can go on every ride.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- You don't have to queue.- Really? - So, that's the mega pass.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Mega pass?- Yeah.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Insane.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34And then you get to just run around the theme park,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36going on everything, going, "Bye, losers.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38"VIP, baby. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!"
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Just go past them like,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43"Yeah, you wish you had this wristband, but you don't.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46"But you don't, cos I've got the wristband."
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Or you could be more epic and get a limo from here to the airport,
0:10:50 > 0:10:51then we do all that crazy stuff,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53then have a limo from there to Alton Towers,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56and then a limo from Alton Towers back home.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Wow! Boom!
0:10:58 > 0:10:59There you go, so you've got...
0:10:59 > 0:11:04And just like that, the boys book an epic theme park adventure in Spain.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Plus a day at Alton Towers when they get back.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10A snip at £2,500.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Yes.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Boom!
0:11:14 > 0:11:18With no idea that Luke's already blown nearly a quarter of the budget
0:11:18 > 0:11:20on his stag do, Jaydene's brought her mum
0:11:20 > 0:11:24and sister Jess to their village church.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26With lots of family ties,
0:11:26 > 0:11:29it's the place she's always dreamed of getting married.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Jaydene, I'm Peter.- Yeah, hiya. - I'm the rector. Nice to meet you.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- And you.- So what kind of wedding are you looking for?
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Something traditional? Or modern and funky? What kind of thing?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- I'm very traditional.- Are you? OK.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Yeah, traditional values, brought up in a traditional house.- OK.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46My parents got married here,
0:11:46 > 0:11:50and I think perhaps my mum's mum may have got married here,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53and all my mum's sisters and brothers got married here.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56So, yeah, it brings back...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59It's part of the family.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01It doesn't feel...
0:12:01 > 0:12:02It doesn't feel too big.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03It feels quite...
0:12:03 > 0:12:08Yeah, you feel very, like, connected with history and...
0:12:10 > 0:12:12..the church itself.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Yeah, everything that I've ever wanted,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17all right here in one church really.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23As Jaydene basks in the splendour of her family church,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Luke is heading to his place of worship,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28in the hope of securing a wedding venue suitable
0:12:28 > 0:12:31for a ceremony on skates.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33The venue I really would like
0:12:33 > 0:12:36to get the ceremony at is the arena.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39The Herne Arena, the roller hockey arena.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42It's like the Wembley of roller hockey, basically.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45See the goal?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- So have the goal in the middle, yeah?- So the goal facing, like,
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- out towards everyone, like that, yeah?- Yeah.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53And then like cones down the edge...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55So like ribbons, coloured ribbons.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57So she skates up the cones.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Yeah, skates up the aisle.- OK.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00LAUGHTER Yeah.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Then once we've done the ceremony bit, the goal there,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06I'd like to skate round with Jaydene, hand-in-hand, you know what I mean?
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- Like get some people taking pictures and all that.- OK.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13It seems booking the "Wembley of roller hockey"
0:13:13 > 0:13:15is Luke's number one goal.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I've come to talk to someone about a booking this out
0:13:18 > 0:13:20as a venue for a wedding.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Booking what, sorry? - The hall, the arena.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- The arena?- The arena, like, yeah, for a ceremony type thing.- OK.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28It's a roller hockey wedding.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Saturday the 28th is the ideal date.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Right.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36That is the date I potentially would love.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Unfortunately, all our Saturdays are fully booked
0:13:40 > 0:13:42for the next couple of months.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I would leave it with me and...
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- ..we can discuss that at some point. - Yeah.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51As the wheels threaten to come off Luke's roller wedding already,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53back in West Farleigh Church,
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Jaydene is learning just what it means to her family.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59These are the actual cushions that me and Dad got blessed on,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02and they may be Nan and Grandad's as well.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Yeah.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Blimey.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09To think that if me and Luke got married here,
0:14:09 > 0:14:12we would actually be using exactly the same cushions
0:14:12 > 0:14:14that Mum and Dad used,
0:14:14 > 0:14:16that maybe even Nan and Grandad used.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21I can't take it in, really, that they're actually the ones.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24This is just Jay all over,
0:14:24 > 0:14:25this church, I think.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28It's...
0:14:28 > 0:14:30It's not just connected to Jay,
0:14:30 > 0:14:31it's connected to our whole family
0:14:31 > 0:14:35and I think that's what makes it so important.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Definitely being here has made it hit home
0:14:41 > 0:14:44how much family connections are here,
0:14:44 > 0:14:48how much it actually means to me as well,
0:14:48 > 0:14:53which is making me worry more about what Luke's doing,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55and what Luke's done.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Well, he hasn't done anything yet,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00except book a huge stag do.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03And his plan for a wedding on wheels may have already hit the skids.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06I want the idea that I thought of.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I want people to be talking about this in 20, 30 years.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I want people in the pub going,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13"Do you remember Luke Jarvis' wedding?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16"Oh, my God. That was mental!"
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Oh, here we go. The moment of truth.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Hello.- I'm really sorry.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22I've had a look at the bookings,
0:15:22 > 0:15:24we've got a public skate on
0:15:24 > 0:15:26and we've got a party at 12 o'clock.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Jesus.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Oh, well.- Erm...
0:15:32 > 0:15:36We could take the public skate session off the programme...
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Yeah.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- ..but by doing so, it puts the charges up somewhat.- Yeah.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43So what time's the public skate usually?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It's 10:00 till 11:30.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47It's perfect.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50How long does it take for a bride to get ready for her wedding?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52You've got hair, make up,
0:15:52 > 0:15:53getting into the dress,
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- then driving here from Maidstone... - Getting here from Maidstone.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58..which is an extra 45 minutes on top.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01At the end of the day, I'm making sacrifices in these three weeks.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03At the end of the day, I'm putting my bloody...
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I'm putting my mind on the line here, you know what I mean?
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Eight till...
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- 12.- 12, wasn't it, yeah?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13She's going to hate me, having to get ready that early. Oh, well.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17So, Luke books the arena for his ceremony for £500.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Goal!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22While Luke's roller hockey wedding is finally on -
0:16:22 > 0:16:23well, on a roll -
0:16:23 > 0:16:25at her mum's house,
0:16:25 > 0:16:28a worried Jaydene is fretting about how he's coping
0:16:28 > 0:16:30with having something resembling a responsibility
0:16:30 > 0:16:32for the first time ever.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37He could be making really stupid, crazy,
0:16:37 > 0:16:39totally and utterly ridiculous decisions,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41that I'm going to absolutely hate.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44It's hard, in a way, not being able to reassure him.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Not having that reassurance...
0:16:47 > 0:16:48He's going to struggle, I think.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Ceremony booked,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Luke needs a reception venue.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56He's hopped down to Hop Farm,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59a family park, because this big kid
0:16:59 > 0:17:01has one thing on his mind for the wedding,
0:17:01 > 0:17:03and that's fun!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Hello! You all right?- Nice to meet you.- Nice to meet you.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08So this is what we're looking at.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Yeah.- This is a big space, obviously.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Yep. What I'm after is...- Perfect.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16..kiddie sort of stuff.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Heaven?- Yeah, kiddie heaven.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Yeah, I'm talking popcorn, yeah?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25With a fish and chip truck, ice cream truck.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26We're talking candyfloss machine...
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- LAUGHTER - What else are you going to go for?
0:17:29 > 0:17:30A funfair...
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- ..seaside theme...- OK.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- ..with a roller disco. - Yeah, possible.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Most definitely possible.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Does the bar come in?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- This space, you get the bar? - Absolutely.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- What you see is what you get in here.- OK.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Also you get the marquee...
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Cos the shutters ain't going to be down on the day?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49No, we'll try and keep them open for you.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Why are you looking up?!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53You've got to ask the questions!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56You've got to ask the questions, haven't you? You don't know.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Is the bar going to be open! Is it going to be there?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Oh, yes! Sweet!
0:18:00 > 0:18:04This place also has room for that one key wedding essential -
0:18:04 > 0:18:06a roller disco rink.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Look how big it is!
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Chris? Massive!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11And with the marquee next door,
0:18:11 > 0:18:15this venue is perfect for Luke's kiddie heaven wedding reception.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18If the inside wasn't convincing enough,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20the outside seals the deal.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Cue excitable Groom.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Yeah, this'll do!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26This place - this is like perfect for you, Luke.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Goat! I actually love goats.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Well, there you go. - I had a goat, once.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31You can stroke the goat.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Amazing!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I'm having it. End of.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Job done.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37So, Luke forks out over £3,000
0:18:37 > 0:18:39on an empty shell to turn into
0:18:39 > 0:18:41a fun-filled, seaside,
0:18:41 > 0:18:42roller disco reception.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49The groom has now spent half his budget,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52but with almost nothing booked for an actual wedding,
0:18:52 > 0:18:54what Luke really wants more of is fun.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56First up is a roller rink.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I am on a tight budget, and that is what I...- What you really want.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- What I really, really want. - Well, I tell you what,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I'll come down to 17,
0:19:03 > 0:19:04- plus VAT, I'm afraid.- I like that.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I've got to go for it,
0:19:06 > 0:19:08because it's the one thing I've got to have at the wedding.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09It'll be great.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11That's another £2,000.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Everyone else is going to be talking about this forever now.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Everyone's going, "Do you remember Luke Jarvis' wedding?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19"He had a bloody roller rink in there. What's that about?!"
0:19:19 > 0:19:21And he doesn't stop spending,
0:19:21 > 0:19:25adding fairground attractions for his fun-filled seaside reception.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29These are a range of all the different stalls that we have.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31The milk churns, the tin can alley...
0:19:31 > 0:19:34He's actually trying to think about all the people that come on the day
0:19:34 > 0:19:35and this whole fun business,
0:19:35 > 0:19:38it is literally for everybody that's going to be there.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42The whole wedding is like a big fun factory.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Luke And Jaydene's Fun Factory.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47After a busy week, Luke's on a high.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50But across town at Jaydene's local,
0:19:50 > 0:19:51she and her bridesmaids are worried
0:19:51 > 0:19:55the roller skating groom might be planning something awful.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57WHEELIE awful!
0:19:57 > 0:20:01What's the worst thing Luke could do on your wedding day?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03What's the worst thing that he could possibly...
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Buy an absolutely god-awful wedding dress.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07What's god-awful, though? Like, what is...
0:20:07 > 0:20:11If I turn up and he's got a red wedding dress
0:20:11 > 0:20:13that's really short, that,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15like, my boobs are falling out of,
0:20:15 > 0:20:17then I'm not going to feel comfortable
0:20:17 > 0:20:19as I'm walking down the aisle.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23There is an awful lot of pressure riding on it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I'm just wondering how he's coping with that pressure!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- LAUGHTER - Yeah.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Not that well, apparently.
0:20:30 > 0:20:35Luke and the boys finally sit down to go through that dwindling budget.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37At least you know what you've spent...
0:20:37 > 0:20:39roughly.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42You need to add two and a half for the stag do, that he's spending.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44So there you go, nine.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Nine, we ain't even got a ring...
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- You've got three grand left, and that's for rings...- Dress...
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- Dresses.- Suits,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53bridesmaids' dresses.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Anything else I want for the evening. - Flowers.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Decorations.- Decorations.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02With three quarters of his budget blown,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04the pressure of having to organise,
0:21:04 > 0:21:07well, anything for the very first time in his life,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10has Luke buckling under the strain.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I don't know any more.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15It's kind of you go from this happy place to sad place, to...
0:21:16 > 0:21:20And then usually, when I feel like this,
0:21:20 > 0:21:22you know, just go and ring Jaydene,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25talk to her, see what her opinions is,
0:21:25 > 0:21:26see what she says.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Like she's always telling me don't stress, don't stress.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37She's not around to say don't stress.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43It's just too much.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I thought it was going to be easy, to be brutally honest.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I thought, 12 grand, wedding,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54job's a good'un, isn't it?
0:21:54 > 0:21:57You know what I mean, fit money in easy.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59And now I'm going to have to piss everyone off...
0:22:01 > 0:22:02..cos I can't make it work.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Luckily, Luke has the boys to help take his mind off things...
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Did someone order some beer?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- CHEERING - ..with a pre-stag do stag do.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19CHEERING
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Oh, Jesus Christ, Davy!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24LAUGHTER
0:22:24 > 0:22:27And when you're dressed like a massive pink baby, where do you go?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30The football, obviously,
0:22:30 > 0:22:33where Luke bumps into a couple of familiar faces -
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Jaydene's dad and brother.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36LAUGHTER
0:22:36 > 0:22:39At half-time, Luke's allowed to take a penalty,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42presumably so he doesn't throw his toys out of the pram.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46CHEERING
0:22:46 > 0:22:47And a cheeky goal later,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50he's back to his winning ways.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52SHOUTING
0:22:56 > 0:22:58It's the start of week two,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01and with her roller hockey wedding just around the corner,
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Jaydene, along with Mum, Gran and sister Jess,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07has come to find the perfect dress for the traditional church wedding
0:23:07 > 0:23:09she's always dreamed of.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12OK, let's have a look for you.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- This is Riley.- Oh, my God.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15That is nice.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17What about a lace fishtail?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- It's got a lovely train on it.- Yeah.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I think I'm going to like all of them.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23LAUGHTER
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Jaydene's struggling to choose,
0:23:25 > 0:23:27and if she's finding it this hard,
0:23:27 > 0:23:29it could be an impossible task for Luke.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Are you panicking you're going to get this wrong?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Of course I am, a little bit.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35But then, the way I see it,
0:23:35 > 0:23:37the last couple of Christmases,
0:23:37 > 0:23:40whenever I've got clothing or the handbag or anything like that,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I've nailed it.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44So there's got to be a time when I'm going to get it wrong,
0:23:44 > 0:23:47and I'm so terrified that this is going to be the time
0:23:47 > 0:23:49that I finally get it wrong.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Luke's hoping his luck will hold today,
0:23:51 > 0:23:54and it will need to, because he wants to find Jaydene a dress
0:23:54 > 0:23:58short enough so she can roller-skate down the aisle.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- What kind of looked do you want to go for?- Retro look.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01- Retro.- OK.
0:24:02 > 0:24:08- Just below the knee, quite flowy... - Yep.- ..so it accentuates her figure.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11A lot of our brides add a coloured petticoat underneath their dress.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- What's a petticoat? - It's a big trench coat.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- It's like an underskirt that goes underneath the dress.- All right.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- Shall we pull out a few styles for you and see what you think?- Yeah.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Here we go. Dress number one.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Dress number one with the red petticoat.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Yeah, ah, that is a bit... That's very swish.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I think that's definitely Jaydene.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Definitely? Maybe not.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Oh!- Wow.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41While Luke's looking at something short with lots of red, Jaydene's
0:24:41 > 0:24:46found a classic, full-length gown without a hint of colour.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Oh, isn't that neckline beautiful?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52And we all cry!
0:24:52 > 0:24:53LAUGHTER
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Over in Bexley, the boys are still struggling to find
0:24:56 > 0:24:59the perfect short dress.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I think that's really nice.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Does she want a sweetheart neckline, or a straight neckline,
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- or does she...- A what?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10This has got the sweetheart neckline,
0:25:10 > 0:25:12so the line of the bra would obviously have to sit...
0:25:12 > 0:25:14No, I want a bit of cleavage for sure.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16LAUGHTER
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I ain't seen her for three weeks!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I wanted a bit of boom-boom-pow, you know what I mean?
0:25:21 > 0:25:25While Luke's getting distracted by a couple of details,
0:25:25 > 0:25:29back in Maidstone, Jaydene has found her dream gown -
0:25:29 > 0:25:33a floor-length traditional dress with plenty of sparkle,
0:25:33 > 0:25:36perfect for a classic church wedding.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- That's lovely.- That is beautiful.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44That is surely one dream dress, Jaydene.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I feel actually like I'm getting married.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Now she's found the perfect dress,
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Jaydene is realising just how much it means to her.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I definitely choose this one.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56It just...
0:25:56 > 0:25:57makes me feel...
0:25:57 > 0:26:00really comfortable. It's really...
0:26:00 > 0:26:02princessy.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06If the dress isn't right for me, it's going to be really...
0:26:06 > 0:26:10I don't know, it's going to throw me out for the whole day, I think.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Luke has found his perfect three-quarter length dress
0:26:13 > 0:26:16with red sash and petticoat.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- I like it the more I look at it.- That's good.
0:26:20 > 0:26:25Picking the right dress has got to be the hardest task possible.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28And finding the money to pay for it is even harder,
0:26:28 > 0:26:31especially when you've allowed just £700.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35This dress is £1,450.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- LAUGHTER - Come again? Oh, no!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Shattered dreams.- Oh, my God.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Yeah, you know how to kick a man when he's down, don't you?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47What have you been spending this money on?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51LAUGHTER
0:26:51 > 0:26:53That's so Jaydene, it's just...
0:26:53 > 0:26:56If it is Jaydene, is doubling the budget worth it,
0:26:56 > 0:26:58and then having to scrimp somewhere else?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Yeah, but it's not somewhere else, it's everywhere else.- OK, yeah,
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- everything else.- Catering, suits, bridesmaids' dresses, rings...
0:27:06 > 0:27:07I just want to curl up and cry.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13I would literally get on my hands and knees for 1,000. Oh, please.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Look, I'm a desperate man right now.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Erm, yeah, we're not going to drop it that low,
0:27:20 > 0:27:24I'll be honest with you, but we'll meet somewhere in the middle.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- 1,100?- Yep.- Do it. All in.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- LAUGHTER - Oh, God!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I'm just hoping when she went to try dresses on,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39maybe she tried a couple of short ones on and liked them,
0:27:39 > 0:27:42cos if she didn't, and she liked a longer one...
0:27:45 > 0:27:49That's literally put us to 1,200 and we haven't even done catering.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52At the moment, my guests are going to starve to death.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Luke has blown almost all of his budget.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Time to turn to the one person he knows he can rely on.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59He needs Mum's help.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Well, actually, what he needs is her skates.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06- I want to do a roller disco reception thing.- Oh.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09So, basically, it's all roller-themed.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11So I go do some roller-skating, then?
0:28:11 > 0:28:15No, you won't be roller-skating, cos Jaydene needs your roller skates.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Er, excuse me! Excuse me, hold on a sec.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21- I've come round to ask! - Have you asked for these skates?
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I never ask!
0:28:23 > 0:28:25No, you're not coming just to take my skates.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28- You know what they mean to me. - Do you even still roller skate?
0:28:28 > 0:28:31- Of course I can roller skate.- Not your body, it's broken, isn't it?
0:28:31 > 0:28:33- Look! - SHE GASPS
0:28:33 > 0:28:36- I can't believe you said that! - Don't answer that one.
0:28:36 > 0:28:40- Right, where are them skates? Is that them?- That's my...
0:28:40 > 0:28:42You didn't take very good care of them, did you?
0:28:42 > 0:28:43Look how dirty they are.
0:28:43 > 0:28:48Luke, no, this is the same thing that's happened all your life.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51You are given everything and anything that you want,
0:28:51 > 0:28:53so there you go.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- Be my guest.- 27 years, it's never changed, has it?
0:28:56 > 0:28:57With the skates handed over,
0:28:57 > 0:29:01the most important outfit of Jaydene's life is now complete.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06It's the end of week two. Time for the hen do.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09But for Luke, it's another place to save some cash.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12We're giving them all of our alcohol left from your stag do...
0:29:12 > 0:29:13LAUGHTER
0:29:13 > 0:29:16..which we've got a whole box full of alcohol.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Yeah, seriously, so much booze, like.
0:29:20 > 0:29:21That's what I'm talking about.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Wait a second...
0:29:24 > 0:29:26CHEERING
0:29:26 > 0:29:27Yes!
0:29:27 > 0:29:28LAUGHTER
0:29:28 > 0:29:31You're giving Jaydene her own drink for her own hen do?
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Shh! She'll never know!
0:29:39 > 0:29:41DOORBELL RINGS
0:29:45 > 0:29:47What on earth is that?
0:29:52 > 0:29:54"To Princess and friends,
0:29:54 > 0:29:59"For your hen do, meet at casa de Coomba, 6pm,
0:29:59 > 0:30:03"for drinks and a meal to be delivered,
0:30:03 > 0:30:06"and then transportation to a mystery venue.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08"Love, the boys."
0:30:08 > 0:30:10What's in the box, then?
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Oh, my God!
0:30:12 > 0:30:13LAUGHTER
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Oh, that's my bottle of wine!
0:30:17 > 0:30:22Still, Luke's bargain booze gets the hen party off to a good start.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24He's even splashed out on an exotic dinner.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27- We have pizza. - Well, it's Italian.
0:30:27 > 0:30:28Just two pizzas.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30And a couple of Cokes.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32But to be fair, we're probably going to have
0:30:32 > 0:30:35to put some crumpets on, aren't we?
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Just as the girls are feeling underwhelmed by Luke's cut-price
0:30:38 > 0:30:43dinner, bridesmaid Jessica gets a call from the man himself.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46- Hello?- Hello, Jessica, Luke calling.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49Hello, Luke. You all right?
0:30:49 > 0:30:52The transport's on its way for half eight,
0:30:52 > 0:30:57but I think I've got about six, £7 towards the transport,
0:30:57 > 0:31:02so you and the girls might have to help out towards it a little bit.
0:31:02 > 0:31:06And then...you're going to have to sort the rest of the night out
0:31:06 > 0:31:10yourselves, unfortunately. Enjoy your evening. Bye-bye!
0:31:10 > 0:31:14The transport will be here at about eight o'clock, half past eight...
0:31:14 > 0:31:16- OK.- Half an hour.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19..but, cos the budget's a bit tight, he's only got £7 to put towards it.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Bloody £7?!
0:31:21 > 0:31:25They haven't even left the house, and already Luke's thrifty hen do
0:31:25 > 0:31:27has his bride-to-be seriously concerned
0:31:27 > 0:31:29about how he's spending the budget.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32I am a bit let down by him
0:31:32 > 0:31:38with his contribution of £7 towards our night.
0:31:38 > 0:31:43It makes me wonder how much he spent on his night with his lads.
0:31:43 > 0:31:48- That would be £2,500. - I hope it's not anywhere too far.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Fortunately, it's not too far.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52MUSIC: Lose Yourself by Eminem
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Where the hell are we going?
0:31:54 > 0:31:57Unfortunately, it's really not too far.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00We're not going to The Bell, are we?!
0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Oh, no!- Oh, it is!
0:32:04 > 0:32:08Yep, it's a night out in Jaydene's local.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10They're going to bloody know me in here!
0:32:11 > 0:32:15Has the groom put any money behind the bar? No.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19He's in trouble. He's got off to a good start(!)
0:32:19 > 0:32:22Without even a free drink for the bride-to-be,
0:32:22 > 0:32:26the bridal party are getting worried about the big day itself.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29I just can't believe it's here.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32It's not so funny now, to be honest.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35The pizza was funny, but now it's a bit like, well...
0:32:35 > 0:32:37This is a load of crap.
0:32:37 > 0:32:41- So, he spent 20 quid on pizzas... - £7 on taxis.- ..and £7 on ta...
0:32:41 > 0:32:46£27, he spent. 27 quid on your hen do. That's it.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50- He is in so much- BLEEP- when I see him.
0:32:50 > 0:32:51To get pissed here and go home.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54- OK, I've got one.- Go on, then.
0:32:54 > 0:33:00ALL: Film... Two words... First word...
0:33:01 > 0:33:09Meanwhile, Luke's spent £2,500 on his three-day stag party...
0:33:09 > 0:33:11- Cheers, boys!- To Luke!
0:33:11 > 0:33:13ALL: To Luke!
0:33:13 > 0:33:16..and he's off to Barcelona.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19Seriously, no talk of wedding, all right?
0:33:19 > 0:33:20It's stressed me out enough, right?
0:33:20 > 0:33:24I've come away for at least three days to be a child.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27CHEERING
0:33:27 > 0:33:30We want Luke to forget about the wedding.
0:33:30 > 0:33:31That's the whole point of coming here.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Ease a bit of the pressure on him, you know,
0:33:33 > 0:33:36just completely forget about what he's trying to achieve at home.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- Leslie!- We're going the express way.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41That's what we've got these for.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45That's money well spent, boys.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:33:47 > 0:33:50MUSIC: Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne
0:33:50 > 0:33:52I'm so scared, yeah? I'm holding on now like that.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Literally holding on.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06CHEERING
0:34:11 > 0:34:15# I'm going off the rails on a crazy train... #
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Back in Maidstone, after the disappointment of the hen do,
0:34:21 > 0:34:25Jaydene's sister Jess is worried about the wedding.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29With no sign of the bridesmaids' dresses and no invitations,
0:34:29 > 0:34:32she's calling Luke to find out what's going on.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Why is it ringing funny? It's like a...
0:34:37 > 0:34:41I've no idea where he could be.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45Unless he's on the stag do, somewhere abroad. I don't know.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46Not just abroad.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50Luke's legendary three-day stag party continues in England.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54MUSIC: In The Hall Of The Mountain King by Edvard Grieg
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Day three of the stag do.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03I think, personally, I'm too tired to be thinking
0:35:03 > 0:35:05about wedding stuff right now.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12A lot of people have been like, "Oh, this process should have made
0:35:12 > 0:35:16"you a man, should have given you some responsibility, you need it."
0:35:18 > 0:35:20I lost my passport, I lost my phone...
0:35:24 > 0:35:27..I've lost tickets, I've lost wallets, Oh, God.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31MUSIC CLIMAXES
0:35:35 > 0:35:37There's not a lot, really, left.
0:35:40 > 0:35:46I've got to do the invites, table plans, bridesmaids' dresses,
0:35:46 > 0:35:48I don't even know if that's sorted.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51AUTOMATED VOICE: There is no happy ending to this story.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58Three days, I can do it, easy. Smash it out.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01Into the tomb of death.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03One thing's been proven by this.
0:36:03 > 0:36:08Give Luke Jarvis responsibility, it all goes a bit Pete Tong, mate.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Into the darkness.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12CHEERING
0:36:16 > 0:36:18With still no news or a wedding date,
0:36:18 > 0:36:22and unable to contact Luke, Jess tracks him down in the local pub.
0:36:24 > 0:36:25Where have you been?
0:36:25 > 0:36:27LAUGHTER
0:36:27 > 0:36:29Did you go on a second stag do?
0:36:30 > 0:36:33- Yeah.- Where have you been? - I went to Barcelona.
0:36:33 > 0:36:38- You went to Barcelona?!- We did two theme parks in three days...
0:36:39 > 0:36:40..in two different countries.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43So, how much budget is that that you've spent on that?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Too much money.
0:36:45 > 0:36:49- No, it's all right, we're fine. We're all good.- And we got...
0:36:49 > 0:36:51How much did we get? £27.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- 30 quid, actually.- 30 quid.- Yeah!
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Jay's going to kill you, I hope you know that.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01But there is good news for the bridesmaids.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05On the budget, I can get your dresses, but no shoes.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09- And how much are the dresses going to be?- Yeah, how much are we talking?
0:37:09 > 0:37:13We are talking...£32 for both.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16- £32 for both dresses?- Yeah.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20Back at the house, Jaydene's concerns about Luke's ability
0:37:20 > 0:37:25to put on the wedding of her dreams are about to get a whole lot worse.
0:37:25 > 0:37:30- On Sunday, him and...four? - Yeah, there's four of them.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33Went to Barcelona to a theme park.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38What...the hell...was he thinking?!
0:37:38 > 0:37:42If he forgets something now, then it's almost going to refer
0:37:42 > 0:37:44- back to the stag do.- And the time.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47That wedding better be good, otherwise...
0:37:48 > 0:37:53He's just taking it as, like, a big joke, in a way.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56I thought he was actually doing something constructive
0:37:56 > 0:38:01and that he had taken it on as a bit of a challenge,
0:38:01 > 0:38:06and had risen to it, and it seems like he really hasn't.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13Just three days to go until the wedding and lots still to organise.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Luke discovers his budget isn't just running low,
0:38:16 > 0:38:19it's completely spent, and so is Luke.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Over. Out.
0:38:21 > 0:38:26Done. Finito. Finished.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31No bridesmaid dresses...
0:38:31 > 0:38:34No nothing.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37I'm cancelling the roller rink. That's what I'm going to do.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40I don't care if they only give me £600 back.
0:38:40 > 0:38:44I love that girl! I love her! This is who I love!
0:38:44 > 0:38:49- I don't care about my roller - BLEEP- skating! I'm doing it for HER!
0:38:49 > 0:38:53So if I need to get grand back, I'll get the grand back!
0:38:53 > 0:38:56I think finally the penny's dropped - I need to stop thinking about my
0:38:56 > 0:38:58- BLEEP- self and thinking about the other person in this wedding.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01I won't let that girl down.
0:39:01 > 0:39:02I won't let the girl down
0:39:02 > 0:39:05from the time I marry her... to the time I'm gone.
0:39:06 > 0:39:12And I'm not going to let her down now with three days to go. So...
0:39:12 > 0:39:16What are your cancellation fees like?
0:39:16 > 0:39:20'If I can do it for 1,700 including VAT, how would that suit you?'
0:39:20 > 0:39:251,700 with the VAT? That's a saving of three... That's a saving of 380.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28- That's... That's- BLEEP- great.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32I can get my bridesmaid dresses and everything. Can you?
0:39:32 > 0:39:36- Just say yes on that.- BLEEP- yes, Simon! You're a diamond!
0:39:36 > 0:39:41Disaster averted, having saved £380 on his roller rink,
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Luke is back in the market for bridesmaids' stresses.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46I do like this one.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51See, because the girls are going to be on skates...
0:39:51 > 0:39:53I can imagine them in that.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56And it's below budget.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00With just three days left, Luke is finally getting his skates on.
0:40:00 > 0:40:04To turn things around and give Jaydene her dream reception.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08- What sort of cake are you looking for?- A Collie and the Caterpillar cake.- Really?
0:40:08 > 0:40:09Yeah, really.
0:40:09 > 0:40:14- Why Collie and the Caterpillar? - Cos me and Jaydene always had Collie and Caterpillar cakes
0:40:14 > 0:40:15growing up for our birthdays,
0:40:15 > 0:40:19so I thought it would be quite funny if we had one for our wedding day as well.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22I was thinking of doing three to make a little pyramid.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26- A pyramid of caterpillars? - Yeah.- Right.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30Next, the wedding bouquet, with help from Mum again. Obviously.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33That would make a lovely bouquet wouldn't it, bunched up like that?
0:40:33 > 0:40:37- Yeah.- What you think?- They match my jacket, so that's handy.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Cut the bottoms off, take some of the leaves of,
0:40:40 > 0:40:45leave a couple of leaves on top and they should be fine for Saturday.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48With less than a couple of days' notice,
0:40:48 > 0:40:51our big kid finally gets around to sending the wedding invitation,
0:40:51 > 0:40:53hidden inside a chocolate bar.
0:40:53 > 0:40:57Delivered by an actual kid, two-year-old nephew, Finlay.
0:40:57 > 0:41:01- Give that to Auntie Jay, then. - Thank you!
0:41:01 > 0:41:04"To Princess Jaydene.
0:41:04 > 0:41:08"We'd like to invite you to a party at mystery venue.
0:41:08 > 0:41:14Your pickup is at 8:45am." That's, like, a five o'clock start?
0:41:14 > 0:41:16It'll be worth it.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21It's the day before the wedding
0:41:21 > 0:41:23and Jaydene is about to see the dress
0:41:23 > 0:41:26Luke has chosen for her big day.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29If she has a dress she doesn't like, it could be the most incredible
0:41:29 > 0:41:32wedding but she's going to feel uncomfortable for the whole day.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35Jaydene hoped for a long white princess dress,
0:41:35 > 0:41:38perfect for her dream traditional church wedding.
0:41:38 > 0:41:42Too short. I don't want a shorter dress.
0:41:42 > 0:41:46Luke went for a short dress with a bright red petticoat and sash -
0:41:46 > 0:41:49perfect for roller-skating in.
0:41:49 > 0:41:54I'd quite like a normal sort of coloured wedding dress.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57I don't want like, bright red or something like that.
0:41:57 > 0:41:58Oh, dear.
0:41:59 > 0:42:03- Ready, Jaydene?- Yeah. THEY LAUGH
0:42:03 > 0:42:04Here is your dress.
0:42:18 > 0:42:23It's short, which I hadn't even tried a short dress on.
0:42:23 > 0:42:24But...
0:42:24 > 0:42:27it could have been so much worse! LAUGHTER
0:42:27 > 0:42:29I just want to put it on.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31So far, so good.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36NERVOUS LAUGH
0:42:37 > 0:42:40- Oh, wow...- Ohhh!
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Oh, that's nice!
0:42:44 > 0:42:46That's not what I was expecting at all.
0:42:46 > 0:42:50- You didn't try anything like that. - No, I know.- It's really, really nice.
0:42:50 > 0:42:57- He's done well.- He has. - He's quite good, isn't he? - SHE LAUGHS
0:42:57 > 0:43:00I never even thought of trying on a short dress.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Jaydene, there are other elements to your dress
0:43:03 > 0:43:05that you haven't seen yet.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08Her relief may be short-lived.
0:43:08 > 0:43:13- I'm really scared now!- I know your feelings on the colour red...
0:43:13 > 0:43:16However...
0:43:16 > 0:43:18SHE WHIMPERS
0:43:22 > 0:43:27I'm a bit... I'm a bit nervous about the colour! I don't understand.
0:43:36 > 0:43:37LAUGHTER
0:43:37 > 0:43:40BOTH EXCLAIM
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Oh, that's cute!
0:43:44 > 0:43:46She looks absolutely beautiful.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49It wasn't anything that she'd ever envisaged.
0:43:49 > 0:43:50She looks so, so gorgeous.
0:43:50 > 0:43:55And the final surprise, Luke's bought matching shoes for the reception.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Let's hope she'll be this thrilled with
0:43:57 > 0:43:59the roller-skates she'll be wearing down the aisle.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01- Oh, my God!- Oh, wow! - They're gorgeous!
0:44:04 > 0:44:06LAUGHTER
0:44:07 > 0:44:09- Oh, they're gorgeous! - If you'd like to try these.
0:44:09 > 0:44:13It is the little things and he's done all the little things, which is shocking to me.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15I really thought he'd forget.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18BOTH EXCLAIM
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Oh, wow. LAUGHTER
0:44:20 > 0:44:23I'm actually quite taken aback at how much thought
0:44:23 > 0:44:26he's put into actually choosing my dress.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29I totally feel like a princess. I feel really special.
0:44:29 > 0:44:34I feel like...I'm going to MY wedding! It's MY wedding!
0:44:34 > 0:44:36She may be excited about her wedding today,
0:44:36 > 0:44:41but how will she feel about Luke's wedding on wheels tomorrow?
0:44:43 > 0:44:46It's 6am on the morning of the wedding.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Does everybody want toast?
0:44:48 > 0:44:52- You're not getting fryups this morning. - LAUGHTER
0:44:52 > 0:44:56- If there's not a reason we're up this early, he's in for it.- Yeah.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59Jaydene may still be in the dark about her wedding,
0:44:59 > 0:45:04but at least Luke, or rather his mum, has remembered some wedding essentials.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06- Hello!- Hi!- You all right?
0:45:07 > 0:45:11- I can't wait! I'm so excited! - Girls, we've got flowers!
0:45:11 > 0:45:14Cute, aren't they?
0:45:14 > 0:45:19- Luke's mum done them.- Oh, really? - "Mum, I forgot the flowers!"
0:45:19 > 0:45:24'I wasn't expecting Luke to even remember flowers,'
0:45:24 > 0:45:27considering he didn't know what the hell a bouquet was.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30So I'm quite shocked that he remembered flowers. So...
0:45:30 > 0:45:32DOORBELL Oh, my God!
0:45:32 > 0:45:35And there's more. Luke has even booked hair and make up.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37- Hello!- Hello!
0:45:40 > 0:45:41You're that one.
0:45:41 > 0:45:47Luke keeps scoring as Jaydene gets her first look
0:45:47 > 0:45:51at his last-minute online bridesmaids' dresses.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Oh, wow! LAUGHTER
0:45:53 > 0:45:57- Oh, they're really nice. - Amazing, aren't they?- He did well.
0:45:57 > 0:46:01He did, actually, and they both... really suit you.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08With her wedding dress and temporary red shoes on, Jaydene's beginning
0:46:08 > 0:46:12to believe her big kid could have pulled this off after all.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15Oh, wow.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Oh, you look gorgeous.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21I feel nervous, excited.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24I just want to know what the hell's going on now.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26I'm just so excited to see Luke, really.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31Oh, wow. I was not expecting that.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33I literally don't understand it.
0:46:33 > 0:46:37If there is a significance I have absolutely no idea what it is.
0:46:37 > 0:46:41As Jaydene heads off to her wedding, the guests have started to arrive.
0:46:41 > 0:46:42Luke is in the changing room
0:46:42 > 0:46:44lacing up for the biggest day of his life.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46You all right?
0:46:47 > 0:46:49Are you nervous yet, Luke?
0:46:49 > 0:46:51HE HYPERVENTILATES
0:46:51 > 0:46:52LAUGHTER
0:46:52 > 0:46:56I'm in the zone. Don't talk to me, I'm in the zone.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59Let's get on skates and have a wedding.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02We're going towards the coast...
0:47:04 > 0:47:09- We going to the seaside. - In a camper van... It's not...
0:47:09 > 0:47:12He hasn't organise something on the beach?
0:47:12 > 0:47:16But as she nears the venue, Jaydene realises she may not be
0:47:16 > 0:47:19getting the traditional church ceremony she dreams of.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22I'm thinking we are going to...
0:47:22 > 0:47:25the Herne Bay roller hockey arena.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27The penny's dropped that she's getting married
0:47:27 > 0:47:30at the Wembley of roller hockey
0:47:30 > 0:47:33and she's about to find out that she'll be rolling down the aisle.
0:47:34 > 0:47:37- Your worst fear.- Oh, God.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Sorry, Luke, but I just don't want to put them on.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47- You don't want to put them on? - No.- Are you going to?
0:47:47 > 0:47:51I just don't understand why he's making me put...
0:47:51 > 0:47:54Roller-skates on when he knows I can't skate.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57If you just try them on...because they might feel all right once...
0:47:57 > 0:48:00Because Dad obviously can walk next to you.
0:48:00 > 0:48:04I just don't want to hurt myself. That's the fear I've got.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06I really don't want to put them on.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Don't do it, then.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11Up to you, Jay, your call.
0:48:11 > 0:48:15With Jaydene refusing to wear the skates, and the deadline
0:48:15 > 0:48:20to get out of the venue fast approaching, the wedding is on hold.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Taking too long, mate, seriously.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24We haven't got this venue for hours.
0:48:26 > 0:48:27It's a joke.
0:48:27 > 0:48:32- Why do you think she hasn't turned up?- Either the skates ain't fitting or...
0:48:32 > 0:48:35she's just full-blank refused to put them on.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Really don't want to put them on.
0:48:38 > 0:48:43- I know it's...- Has it upset you? - It has upset me, because it's...
0:48:43 > 0:48:47He's making it about him. He's not thought of me in it.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50He knows I don't do skating. He knows.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53But the fact that he knows that I don't skate for a reason,
0:48:53 > 0:48:55why is he making me do it on my wedding day?
0:48:55 > 0:49:01If I had to say my vows in these, then I'm not doing it.
0:49:02 > 0:49:07- Come on...- I'm cool, I'm cool. - Come on. Game face.
0:49:07 > 0:49:10- It was meant to go like this.- I know.- At ten o'clock it was meant...
0:49:10 > 0:49:11HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS
0:49:11 > 0:49:14- Come on. - It's just not gone...flowed at all.
0:49:14 > 0:49:17We're all waiting! Come on, Jaydene! Hurry up.
0:49:17 > 0:49:21With concerns building that there may not be a wedding at all,
0:49:21 > 0:49:24worried bridesmaid Jess has one last-ditch attempt to get
0:49:24 > 0:49:26things back on track.
0:49:26 > 0:49:30Why don't you... Do you want to put them on...and see how they feel.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33- All right.- Put them on, give it a go.
0:49:40 > 0:49:44I just can't understand why the heck he's done this!
0:49:44 > 0:49:46SKATES CLUNK
0:49:46 > 0:49:48I just look like a tit!
0:49:48 > 0:49:50He's got some answering to do.
0:49:50 > 0:49:53He's going to get a punch in the face!
0:49:55 > 0:49:58On my wedding day on roller-skates.
0:49:58 > 0:49:59- I'm going to- BLEEP- hit him.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02But as Jaydene eventually rolls down the aisle...
0:50:02 > 0:50:05groom Luke is nowhere to be seen.
0:50:05 > 0:50:06Where the bloody hell is he?
0:50:06 > 0:50:10The celebrant waiting to lead the ceremony had to deliver
0:50:10 > 0:50:12a message on behalf of the groom.
0:50:14 > 0:50:18- Jaydene, stop. We need to go over to the computer.- Oh, God.
0:50:18 > 0:50:19If you just press this one here.
0:50:22 > 0:50:23BEEPING God...
0:50:27 > 0:50:30Oh, my God. LAUGHTER
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Right, boys, we've worked three weeks for this.
0:50:35 > 0:50:38We've put together probably the biggest wedding of the decade,
0:50:38 > 0:50:42so I need you boys to be on point. I need you to get your speeches right.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44So let's go out there, let's get me married to the woman
0:50:44 > 0:50:49I love more than anything else and let's give her a great show!
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Boys, come on! Let's get this wedding going!
0:50:52 > 0:50:53Come on!
0:50:56 > 0:51:00Finally, after three weeks apart, Luke can make a grand entrance.
0:51:06 > 0:51:08LAUGHTER
0:51:08 > 0:51:10I'm going to kill you!
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Luke...
0:51:20 > 0:51:23- Do you, Luke, take Jaydene to be your wife?- I will.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27Jaydene...
0:51:27 > 0:51:30Will you, Jaydene, take Luke to be your husband?
0:51:30 > 0:51:32Ohhh! Yes.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34LAUGHTER I suppose so.
0:51:35 > 0:51:39These past three weeks have been the hardest and the longest ever.
0:51:39 > 0:51:43You have made me laugh, nearly cry, angry, and made me hate you,
0:51:43 > 0:51:45but seeing...
0:51:46 > 0:51:47..but seeing you today,
0:51:47 > 0:51:50I could only be proud and even more in love with you.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53I promise to be the man you want me to be.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Without you I am lost with no direction. With you
0:51:55 > 0:51:58I feel like I can conquer mountains.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01I promise I will never organise anything without you again.
0:52:01 > 0:52:02LAUGHTER
0:52:03 > 0:52:05I love you for ever.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09By the power of love and commitment,
0:52:09 > 0:52:11I now pronounce you husband and wife.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13You may kiss.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15CHEERING
0:52:18 > 0:52:22- Can I take the skates off now?- Yes. - They're hurting.- Yeah, take them off.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26I literally am really impressed with you.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29- I'm not impressed with the stag do.- No.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31SHE LAUGHS
0:52:39 > 0:52:44His roller hockey ceremony forgiven, Luke whisks his bride off to
0:52:44 > 0:52:47the seaside-inspired reception he hopes will blow Jaydene away.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Oh...my...God.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01Oh, my God.
0:53:03 > 0:53:08He's got all the games for kids. Oh, he's got cotton candy, popcorn...
0:53:08 > 0:53:12I'm just amazed. It looks so nice. It's very Luke.
0:53:12 > 0:53:16- I'm struggling to see where I am in this.- In any of it.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20Confused about her reception theme,
0:53:20 > 0:53:22the man himself arrives to enlighten his bride.
0:53:22 > 0:53:26- So, the theme for this wedding is... seaside.- Yeah.
0:53:27 > 0:53:30So where's me in it?
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Right, the minigolf represents
0:53:32 > 0:53:35- that we always play minigolf on holiday.- Right, yeah.
0:53:35 > 0:53:38Candy floss is when we go to Hastings and stuff like that.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41The coconut shy was just for fun.
0:53:42 > 0:53:46I can totally see why he's done this,
0:53:46 > 0:53:49because we do go down to the beach a lot in the summer,
0:53:49 > 0:53:53and we do have fun and we do play crazy golf and stuff like that.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57So I can understand why he done it. I just...
0:53:57 > 0:53:59was a bit shocked by it, I think, more than anything.
0:53:59 > 0:54:03At last, Jaydene can see Luke's piece de resistance...
0:54:03 > 0:54:07- the roller rink. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11I'm not expected to get on that in roller skates, am I?
0:54:11 > 0:54:13- No, we're having our first dance but off the skates.- Right.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15- There you go!- That's fine.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18And with the knowledge that she doesn't have to wear skates again,
0:54:18 > 0:54:23Jaydene can finally admit her big kid has grown-up.
0:54:23 > 0:54:25- Really, really happy. - Really, really happy, yeah.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28I weren't too sure when Jaydene first come in here
0:54:28 > 0:54:32because she was kind of like, "Where's the stuff for me?"
0:54:32 > 0:54:34But the thing is, I did have her in mind
0:54:34 > 0:54:38when I did do this seaside theme and everything like that.
0:54:38 > 0:54:41I can see how much effort you've put in and how much you've
0:54:41 > 0:54:43thought about things.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45This is so fun!
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Luke being Luke, I didn't think he do it,
0:54:47 > 0:54:50but he's proved us all wrong and he's given Jay a wonderful day
0:54:50 > 0:54:54and I think she's utterly thrilled to bits with it all.
0:54:54 > 0:54:58I think the best and the worst bit was the skating. It was brilliant.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00It was just Luke all over.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02Yeah, I think it's gone really well and I'm really pleased.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05I think he's done a really, really good job.
0:55:05 > 0:55:07CHEERING
0:55:07 > 0:55:11# And all along I believed I would find you. #
0:55:11 > 0:55:14It's been absolutely fantastic. Really, really pleased.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17Couldn't wish for a better wedding, really.
0:55:17 > 0:55:21Especially for your first daughter's wedding.
0:55:21 > 0:55:24It's been brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31It's just proving I can organise stuff,
0:55:31 > 0:55:36but I was always going to organise my way and how I wanted to do it.
0:55:40 > 0:55:42A few days later...
0:55:42 > 0:55:47and wearing her own shoes, Jaydene and Luke made the marriage official.
0:55:48 > 0:55:51- Next time... - Arrrr, me hearties!
0:55:51 > 0:55:54- ..entertainer Matthew... - Arrrrrrr!
0:55:54 > 0:55:58..wants to put on an epic pirate performance.
0:55:58 > 0:55:59YELLING
0:55:59 > 0:56:02..for his traditional bride, Jamie-Lee.
0:56:02 > 0:56:05I don't want it to look like a joke.
0:56:05 > 0:56:08But will this loose canon make it to port?
0:56:08 > 0:56:09To the pirate wedding!
0:56:09 > 0:56:11All: Arrrrrrrr!
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Or will he go down with the ship?
0:56:13 > 0:56:16- They got your dress! They got your dress!- Oh, my God!
0:56:16 > 0:56:18He just chucked my dress!