Kate & Dan

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07- From the depths of the Earth... - Oh, God.- ..to the crests of the mountains...

0:00:07 > 0:00:11these crusading grooms must rise to the challenge.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13£12,000...

0:00:14 > 0:00:18- ..and just three weeks... - I love that girl. I love her.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21..to plan a wedding worthy of their betrothed.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Oh, my God, what has he done?

0:00:23 > 0:00:24He just took my dress!

0:00:24 > 0:00:28These fair maidens are bound by contract to be legally wedded...

0:00:28 > 0:00:29God, no.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31..but have no say in their big day.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34These are just going to all be last-minute and just rubbish.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37I hate it. I need to get out of it.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Can these hapless heroes marshal their armies...

0:00:40 > 0:00:43I love her but she is a bitch when she is like this.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46..vanquish dragons...

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Do as your future mother-in-law tells you!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50..and conquer all before them?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Get out of my pub!

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Or will they be...

0:00:57 > 0:00:58..defeated?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'm not doing it.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Tonight, a groom without a romantic bone in his body...

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Mi scusi.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08..plans a Shakespearian wedding to prove

0:01:08 > 0:01:10he has learned the lessons of love.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13My dream has always been that.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16When his fairytale-loving bride Kate wants a big wedding

0:01:16 > 0:01:17in an English castle...

0:01:17 > 0:01:18I just want it to be pristine,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21classy and gorgeous, and I'm getting that.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24..can this Romeo pull off a real Italian job...

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Fai matrimoni? She put the phone down on me!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29..with a mother-in-law who is terrified of flying?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I really, really want to know if my mum is coming.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Kate is devastated.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I just can't believe it, I think it's a joke.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Will his ideas of amore get lost in translation...

0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's just really itchy and I'm sweating like a pig.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47..or has this groom set the stage for a Shakespearean tragedy?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I don't want to wear this dress.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I just want it to be exactly as the way I wanted it.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Eastbourne sweethearts Dan and Kate are madly in love.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- You complete me. - Yeah, you complete me.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15We love each other so much and we are always, like,

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- touching each other and... - Chasing each other around.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yeah, Dan literally chases me around the house.

0:02:20 > 0:02:25But when they first met at school, romance didn't even register.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Literally I cannot remember school.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I was too busy having a laugh, being late for class.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32She was already in there, sitting at the front,

0:02:32 > 0:02:34putting her hand up every five seconds to answer questions.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- I'm proud of that.- Yeah.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43Ten years later, they met again on a night out and before long,

0:02:43 > 0:02:47they were planning a life together. Well, Kate was, anyway.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Probably about six months of being together, I knew that Dan was

0:02:50 > 0:02:53the one, and I think every girl wants to get engaged really quick.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- It's like the magical fairytale. - Christmas, birthdays...

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Every time that we went on a day out, she would be like,

0:02:58 > 0:03:01"A bit gutted you haven't proposed to me today."

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Three years on, after a few subtle hints from Kate,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Dan finally popped the question.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13I'm so happy to be engaged, it's the best thing in the world.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I just walk around now, like that, all the time.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- I'm so happy not to have the headache of...- It's not a headache!

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- You wanted to propose to me. - Yeah. Yeah, of course I did.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23- That's why I did it.- Yeah.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28But when it comes to romancing his love,

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Dan falls a long way short of Kate's high standards.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Dan's idea of romance is going to the dogs and having a burger,

0:03:37 > 0:03:43whereas my idea of romance would be dinner, flowers, the full works.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- So deluded. - It's not deluded, it's romantic.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51I think Kate believes in her head that I should be, like,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Romeo from Romeo And Juliet,

0:03:53 > 0:03:57but I am probably about as Romeo as Romeo from So Solid Crew.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59# I got 21 seconds to flow

0:03:59 > 0:04:00# I got 21 seconds to go

0:04:00 > 0:04:02# Cos if you like me lemme know

0:04:02 > 0:04:03# Let me in da studio... #

0:04:03 > 0:04:05That's about as romantic as I am.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07THEY LAUGH

0:04:08 > 0:04:12This romance-obsessed bride has one or two ideas

0:04:12 > 0:04:14about the most romantic day of her life.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19I have thought about how I want my wedding since I was little.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22I've got a scrapbook of everything, like the venue, the shoes,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24the dress.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28And she knows exactly where she wants her fairytale ending...

0:04:28 > 0:04:31I would love my wedding to be in a castle like a Disney princess.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Not like a Disney princess, actually,

0:04:33 > 0:04:35because I don't want it to be tacky.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36..and who'll be giving her away.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I've always thought that I'd have my mum walking me down the aisle.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43My mum is my best friend, she will always be there for me for anything.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46It looks like Kate isn't the only one who could be hard to please.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I think he is probably a little scared of my mum.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Gosh, he's got my princess! Yes, be scared.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Meanwhile, Dan's big influence in life is his mum, Linda,

0:04:58 > 0:05:00who sadly passed away eight years ago.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04My mum was everything to me. She was my best friend,

0:05:04 > 0:05:08she was a massive reason behind the person who I am today.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Someone that I am gutted Kate has never got to meet.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16And in tribute to his mum's Italian heritage,

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Dan plans to give Kate a wedding she will never forget.

0:05:19 > 0:05:25I want to do our wedding in Naples, Italy, because of my mum, mainly.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28She was Italian, from Naples, as well with my nan,

0:05:28 > 0:05:30and came over here when she was very young.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32It is one of those places I would want to go back

0:05:32 > 0:05:37and relive that for her and have her spirit be there on the day.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40With lessons of love, Dan has always been bottom of the class.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43But now he is going for a gold star by rewriting

0:05:43 > 0:05:46the world's greatest love story.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I want to do a Romeo And Juliet theme.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I'm not the most Romeo, but I want to try and explore that side of me

0:05:52 > 0:05:59and kind of bring the whole past and that whole movie to Naples

0:05:59 > 0:06:01and get in some sort of ruins.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04I want it really old, really derelict, maybe someone reading some

0:06:04 > 0:06:10poems, but something a bit classic as well in an Italian environment.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15So, Dan's first-ever attempt at romance is a themed wedding abroad

0:06:15 > 0:06:20for a home-loving fiancee who craves a classy big day.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23And our budding Romeo may face an even bigger problem -

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Kate and her mum have one big no-no for the wedding.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- You hate flying, don't you? - I couldn't go.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33I couldn't go...

0:06:33 > 0:06:35if it's out of the country, no.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I don't think you've even got a passport, have you?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39You haven't been on holiday for about 20 years.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Oh, what is the Italian for "good luck"?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I just want to prove to Kate that I am not as useless as you think I am.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I don't think you're useless, come on.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50And, you know, that when I put my mind to something

0:06:50 > 0:06:51I can actually do something.

0:06:51 > 0:06:56On our big day, I want Dan to just make it magical and meaningful.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- The pressure is on. - The pressure is on.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05It is time for the couple to say goodbye.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06This is going to be hard,

0:07:06 > 0:07:09the next three weeks without speaking to each other.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11It's going to be horrible. I'm going to hate it.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Just make sure you do it properly. - I will do, sweetheart.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Have some faith!- OK. I love you.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Can you carry some of this?- Yeah.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24They'll have no contact until their wedding in three weeks' time.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29See you in three weeks. Love you loads.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I just hope it is really, really nice and it will be worth,

0:07:39 > 0:07:42like, all of this - like, three weeks apart.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I keep saying it, but I just don't want him to make a joke out of it.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50He has really got to be serious.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57For the next three weeks, Kate will be staying with her mum, Christine...

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- All right?- I'm fine. - Oh, my goodness me. You're home!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03..who knows better than anyone how particular

0:08:03 > 0:08:05this little princess can be.

0:08:05 > 0:08:11Kate absolutely knows what she likes and she wants that.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14She likes to micromanage him, you see.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17I am glad he has got the headache, and if it all goes wrong,

0:08:17 > 0:08:18it's his fault.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Day one of wedding planning.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26HE TRIES TO SPEAK ITALIAN

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Dan is keen to get off to a good start.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36With the big day in Italy, he will need to learn the lingo of amore,

0:08:36 > 0:08:37and pronto.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44He might have Italian roots, but Dan has never actually been to Italy.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45You'd never guess!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Mi scusi!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52I'm going to have to work out how to say "wedding venue" in Italian.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54HE TRIES TO SPEAK ITALIAN

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Oh, Christ.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59This will be really stressful, organising this wedding.

0:08:59 > 0:09:05Hopefully I'll get through it with my amazing Italian-learning skills.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09I'm going to knock the Italians bandy, I think, with it.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16To support him on his romantic odyssey,

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Dan has called on not one but two best men for help...

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Hello, mate.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23How are you doing?

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Childhood friend Richard, AKA Brookes, and right-hand man Scott.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30As you know, Kate is quite traditional.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32She wants a traditional wedding,

0:09:32 > 0:09:35she wants it in England with nearly 60 to 100 guests

0:09:35 > 0:09:40in a nice chapel or castle - something that says "princess".

0:09:40 > 0:09:43So what I am going to do is do it in Italy with a small crowd.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46It is going to be Romeo And Juliet themed

0:09:46 > 0:09:49in a really old-school ruined place.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52She is quite a modern girl, isn't she? So...

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I think this will be quite interesting, Dan.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59The best men may not be convinced, but a Romeo And Juliet theme

0:09:59 > 0:10:04in a beautiful Italian setting - what could possibly spoil that?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Well, there is that one thing.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Kate's mum doesn't like flying and kind of refuses to fly.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14And if her mum is not there, Kate might not turn up.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15She will turn up.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16We hope.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Dan's grand plan may be romantic

0:10:19 > 0:10:23but it also means the most important guest of all might not make it.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Still, let's not worry about that!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Don't say we are not prepared.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32Dan, you've gone into full manager mode now, haven't you?

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36THEY LAUGH

0:10:36 > 0:10:37So, we are going to have it...

0:10:37 > 0:10:38in Naples.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I think you spelt Naples wrong.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oh, well. Not the best start.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46So, what I am going to do is I am going to do colours to set it off.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Kate doesn't like that, but I think it is going to go well.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53Romeo's side - baby blue... Juliet - all in red.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55In Naples, in the ruins, OK?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- In NAPELS, yeah. All right.- Napels!

0:10:57 > 0:11:00THEY LAUGH

0:11:00 > 0:11:03How much do you know about Romeo And Juliet?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I know it was written by William Shakespeare

0:11:05 > 0:11:07and it was based in Italy.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09THEY ALL SPEAK AT ONCE

0:11:09 > 0:11:12I think we're halfway there!

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Kate has dreamt of every detail of her wedding since she was

0:11:16 > 0:11:20a child and is expecting her Prince Charming to deliver the results.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Although I want a castle because it is just beautiful,

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- more traditional...- A princess has to live in a castle, doesn't she?

0:11:25 > 0:11:29She doesn't live in a church, does she? A princess lives in a castle.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Exactly. I hope he has made a list.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I really hope that was the first thing he did

0:11:33 > 0:11:37when I left, is just start making a list and putting down everything.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40He won't even remember, though. He'll forget loads of things.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44And Kate's fairytale wedding is worlds away

0:11:44 > 0:11:46from Dan's Shakespearian adaptation.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- I don't want a theme for the wedding.- Don't want a theme?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Do not want a theme. That is just trashy.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Obviously this is a massive, massive deal for him.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- He has got to prove to me he can be romantic.- Yeah, I think he will.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- I think he'll really try, I do think he'll really try.- I hope so.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Oh, Dan is trying, all right!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Mostly trying to speak a language he doesn't know.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Ciao, come stai?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Just 48 hours before they fly off to Italy, Dan and Scott

0:12:11 > 0:12:14start looking into potential romantic venues.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Do you speak English?

0:12:16 > 0:12:20I want to know if you do weddings there.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Hello? That's a good start - they just put the phone down on me!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Shit. How do you say "wedding" in Italian?

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Fai matrimoni? Fai matrimoni?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Hello, it's me again.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Fai matrimoni?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Fai matrimoni?

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Hello.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Hello?

0:12:40 > 0:12:44This is not going well! She's hung up on me!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47She probably ain't got a clue what you are going on about.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Well, Dan is not exactly "knocking them bandy"

0:12:50 > 0:12:53with his Italian just yet.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57But with big ideas for his Shakespearian wedding in one hand

0:12:57 > 0:12:59and an Italian phrase book in the other,

0:12:59 > 0:13:03our budding Romeo takes the two-hour flight to Naples.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06# A lovestruck Romeo... #

0:13:08 > 0:13:09How nice is this?

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Sun out, guns out.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13This is so worth it. It's awesome.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15# With a love song that he made... #

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Within minutes, it is looking like

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Dan's mission might be easier than he thought.

0:13:22 > 0:13:27It's all so dated in Naples, which is exactly what we want.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30I reckon we have hit the jackpot, mate, do you know that?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Naples is a city steeped in history

0:13:33 > 0:13:37and not that difficult to get to - once you are on the plane.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40But for this Romeo, nothing is ever quite that easy.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48He is heading even further afield to the small island of Ischia -

0:13:48 > 0:13:50another 45 minutes away by ferry.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Dan could use some help and fortunately it has arrived

0:13:56 > 0:13:58in the shape of English-speaking local, Michelangelo.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Michelangelo! Nice to meet you. Dan.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Buongiorno, buongiorno.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Let's go.- Let's do it!

0:14:06 > 0:14:10And with Michelangelo to point the way, things are falling into place.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12This is the tower, and from here you have a wonderful view

0:14:12 > 0:14:15of the castle, as they told you.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- That's a view and a half, that, mate.- Wonderful.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21My dream has always been that.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24It is a castle on an island.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Kate's fairytale dreams might be about to come true.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- A castle? - Well, not the castle itself.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Like, the ruins - bit old-school, bit Romeo And Juliet.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Are we going up there at some point?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37No, in the castle we cannot go.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- So we are not going on that island at all?- No, no.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42And just like that, the island castle dream

0:14:42 > 0:14:44returns to ruins.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46My theme for the wedding is Romeo And Juliet

0:14:46 > 0:14:49and that's why the big dream was that.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Very rustic looking, that feel of old Italy.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56# I wish I were a princess

0:14:56 > 0:15:00# I wish I were a princess... #

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Having planned her fairytale wedding since childhood, bride-to-be Kate

0:15:04 > 0:15:07and her bridesmaids, Michelle and Antonella,

0:15:07 > 0:15:10are visiting a castle of their own.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12But this one is just a bit closer to home.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I want a castle because I am a bit of a princess, you know?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21It is lovely. It is so nice.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24I think it is the one day that you can be a bit of a diva,

0:15:24 > 0:15:27a bit of a princess. It is your special day.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Like, all eyes are on the bride - and the groom, obviously -

0:15:30 > 0:15:34but a lot on the bride. I just want it to be a beautiful day.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37I love the fact that it all matches, it all colour-coordinates.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41You've got the flowers that match the covers and bows.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45It is really pretty. It just looks kind of classic and lovely.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Not far from the castle in Ischia, Dan is looking at a venue

0:15:49 > 0:15:52you'd definitely describe as classic and lovely.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Or at least you would have done 400 years ago,

0:15:55 > 0:15:57when it was still standing.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58You can do the tables here?

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Yeah, we can put the tables here and make the whole ceremony here.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- How about down here? - Yeah, down there, up here.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06- This is gorgeous.- Yeah?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Ready?- I am on the wrong side.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Haven't I got to go slower?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14And the bridesmaids Antonella and Michelle know

0:16:14 > 0:16:17it is not just Princess Kate Dan needs to wow.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20If Dan hasn't got a castle he will be in trouble,

0:16:20 > 0:16:23not only with Kate but also with her mother

0:16:23 > 0:16:26because she is Mummy's little girl, at the end of the day.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29So he needs to get the venue spot on.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31I want my mum to walk me down the aisle.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Me and Mum are really close.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I don't really picture anyone else walking me down the aisle.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Hi! Hi, everyone.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Why wouldn't there be an aisle?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41There's always an aisle at a wedding.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43If there is no aisle, that would just be strange.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44No, that would be weird.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47While Kate wants her mum to walk her down an aisle,

0:16:47 > 0:16:531,000 miles away, Dan has no idea if Kate's mum will even be there.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56On the plus side, he does have an aisle sorted.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57- Could the boat not come up there? - Yes.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Kind of.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Oh, Christ!

0:17:00 > 0:17:04- You can get straight off onto the reception.- On the reception.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- What do you think? - It has to say Romeo And Juliet.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10What can be done here that I'm allowed to do?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13If you can imagine that we put a curtain, a red curtain,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15like it was the beginning of a theatre...

0:17:15 > 0:17:18OK, so she opens up the curtain, you go down...

0:17:18 > 0:17:22With the possibility of using red curtains to turn the ceremonial

0:17:22 > 0:17:27space into a Shakespearean stage, Dan's vision of Romeo And Juliet

0:17:27 > 0:17:29might just play out.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32You know what this is? Bene.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33I think they will be very happy.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35I think I'm very happy.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I just want the whole thing, the whole ceremony and everything -

0:17:37 > 0:17:39the flowers, the dresses -

0:17:39 > 0:17:42I just want it to be pristine, classy and gorgeous.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44And I'm getting that, hopefully.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47But Kate doesn't only want turrets and a tiara.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50She has always imagined getting hitched in front of hundreds

0:17:50 > 0:17:52of guests close to home.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55If I am not going to get the castle, it's going to really make me angry

0:17:55 > 0:17:59and now I'm thinking it's going to be something that is really small.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00Or it's going to be far away.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03I am just really concerned about what it's actually going to be.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07I want the castle. He needs to be my prince and pull his finger out.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08He certainly does.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10But we will see.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13But Dan plans to invite just 15 people

0:18:13 > 0:18:17and use this small seaside restaurant for the ceremony and the reception.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- OK, well, the big question now, then.- Yeah.- Price.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25I think around 120 euros per person.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26- 120 euros per person?- Yes.

0:18:26 > 0:18:31- Hiring this place and having the meal.- Serious?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33For 120 euros per head,

0:18:33 > 0:18:36we can spend so much more money on props

0:18:36 > 0:18:39and making this look the nuts.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41So, mate, that is a right bonus, that.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43I think we have found our venue.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46We have, yeah. But you're not marrying me, mate.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Do you think she will be impressed?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I think we will knock her bandy.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53So, planning to invite just 15 guests,

0:18:53 > 0:18:57including a mother-in-law who might not even make it,

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Dan seals the deal on these rustic ruins for his ceremony and reception.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04With a registry office booked back in England

0:19:04 > 0:19:08to make the marriage legal, he has spent almost £3,000.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Still desperate to prove he can be romantic,

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Dan is really pushing the boat out.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Oh, my God, look how rough it is going to be!

0:19:18 > 0:19:23After a 45-minute ferry ride from Naples, Dan plans for his bride and

0:19:23 > 0:19:27her travel-phobic mum Christine to arrive at the ceremony by boat.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30You could imagine Kate and her mum literally looking at this boat

0:19:30 > 0:19:33going, "What the...? Why is he putting me on another boat?"

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Yeah, she is going to be gutted, isn't she?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41We are getting a lot of people out of their comfort zone here.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42The bride, the mother-in-law...

0:19:42 > 0:19:45I think there's going to be a lot of people that may be a bit

0:19:45 > 0:19:48pissed off during the journey, but I think as soon as they get here,

0:19:48 > 0:19:51they'll forget all about it and see the romance that I'm trying to show.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57As the sun sets on Ischia,

0:19:57 > 0:20:01let's hope it is not setting on Dan's hopes of the perfect wedding.

0:20:04 > 0:20:09It is day three in Naples and having booked his Italian wedding venue,

0:20:09 > 0:20:14Dan just needs to work out how to get his guests here - all 15 of them.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Can I pre-book tickets and then the guys

0:20:17 > 0:20:21enter in their passport information on the day they come to Gatwick?

0:20:21 > 0:20:22How much?

0:20:24 > 0:20:25368.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Dan plans to surprise Kate and her bridesmaids by flying them

0:20:29 > 0:20:31out to Italy as part of the hen do.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34What the girls won't know is that they'll be

0:20:34 > 0:20:36staying on for the wedding.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40No, just hand luggage again, please. They can go without.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47And you. Take care, bye-bye.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50So, we have got 1,657 quid.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53I was only banking on £1,000 for flights,

0:20:53 > 0:20:56so we are 657 quid over our flight budget.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00We have got to make some major cuts from somewhere.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Luckily the girls ain't having no bags.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04DAN LAUGHS

0:21:06 > 0:21:10Costs are mounting fast but Dan still needs to tick off

0:21:10 > 0:21:13one essential potentially expensive item.

0:21:13 > 0:21:18It is something that Kate, surprisingly, has strong views about.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Her dress.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22It is not exactly going to be what Kate would pick,

0:21:22 > 0:21:25the traditional white dress, but that's what I want it to be.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27I want it to go with the Romeo And Juliet theme.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29There is a lot of pressure to get this right

0:21:29 > 0:21:32because if this goes wrong, I'm screwed.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37With his romantic theme the most important part of his wedding,

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Dan hopes to find a dress inspired by Shakespeare's Juliet.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Buongiorno.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46What do you think of that, then?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49It reminds me of something you put over a toilet roll.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50I really like that one, actually.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53That is way over your budget. Way over it.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Time to show off your Italian, Dan.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58Si?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00I want it slim.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02That's quite nice. Look at the bling.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04That has got everything, really. That's nice.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Oh, that's very nice!

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Have you got a lady to try on so I can see?

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Oh, is it OK?

0:22:12 > 0:22:15OK, we'll do that, please. So I can see.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20- Feeling excited, Kate?- I am.

0:22:20 > 0:22:25Back in Eastbourne, bride-to-be Kate, mum Christine and bridesmaids

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Michelle and Amanda are looking at dresses a bit closer to home.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32There is so much to choose from.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36Kate knows exactly what she wants and she won't settle for feeling

0:22:36 > 0:22:39anything less than a princess on her big day.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41It is so important to have the right dress on the wedding day.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45I don't want something horrible that I'm going to feel disgusting in.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46I won't wear it.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48All eyes are on you, as you are the bride

0:22:48 > 0:22:51and you have got to look amazing, so I really hope it is right.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52SHE WHIMPERS

0:22:52 > 0:22:56- Oh, wow, what about this red one? Look at that, look at that.- No.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00- Beautiful!- It's nice, but, Mum, who would wear red on their wedding day?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03No. I'm not wearing red.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07It looks like someone should send Dan a red alert.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10So, one there and one there. That might be quite nice.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11No, one side, one side.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14With Dan's plan to have a colour scheme for the wedding -

0:23:14 > 0:23:18Romeo in blue, Juliet in red - he needs some additions.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21I think it needs to be the other side. I think it needs to be...

0:23:21 > 0:23:24No, I quite like seeing Kate's cleavage.

0:23:24 > 0:23:28Oh, yeah, I like that. Yeah. And one above.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32And what could be more romantic than your husband-to-be

0:23:32 > 0:23:34creating a bespoke wedding dress?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36And one there.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Three in one.- Yeah.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Yeah. Yeah, I love it.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Oh, my goodness! Oh, I love it.

0:23:47 > 0:23:52Back home in Blighty, decisive Kate has a vision of the dress she wants.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Gosh, it's beautiful.- It is.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57It's amazing. I look like a princess.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh, my God, you do look like a princess.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04With a plunging neckline and full-bodied skirt,

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Kate is in princess bliss.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09I just love, like, the entire shape of it.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12- I feel like it really flatters my figure.- I really like that.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I can see myself in this.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18There at the top. I would never have thought of that before.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Like it, like it.

0:24:19 > 0:24:24Meanwhile, in Italy, Dan is delighted with his handiwork.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26How much is that?

0:24:26 > 0:24:27200,000?!

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Euro.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32It's not 200,000, it's 2,000.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Cos 200,000 is a house. I nearly had a heart attack!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36I nearly fell over.

0:24:36 > 0:24:382,000? That is still way over your budget.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Yeah, that is way over my budget. Ugh...

0:24:41 > 0:24:43THEY GASP

0:24:43 > 0:24:47Cost is the last thing on Kate's mind.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50She has found her fairytale wedding dress.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- It's stunning.- I love it.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58It is exactly how I have always imagined it. I do feel like a bride.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01When she was little, she used to say that she wanted to

0:25:01 > 0:25:04walk down the aisle and they would play Isn't She Lovely.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- ALL:- Aww!

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Do you remember?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Do you remember when you were little you used to say that?

0:25:10 > 0:25:14# Isn't she lovely? #

0:25:14 > 0:25:16But the reality that Kate might not get the dress

0:25:16 > 0:25:19she wants is sinking in.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22It is really, really worrying me.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24This is what I have dreamed of since I was little.

0:25:24 > 0:25:29This is the dress. It's perfect and I want it to be perfect.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32If he doesn't get me the right dress,

0:25:32 > 0:25:34it is going to ruin everything.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36The chance that he is going to get it right,

0:25:36 > 0:25:38I think, is very slim.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41And so I am worried that, you know, she is not going to like it,

0:25:41 > 0:25:45she is going to be upset and there's going to be a lot of tension.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57I have never seen a bride walk down the aisle in that, ever.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Ever. Completely, utterly different.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Dan's first choice of dress has proven too pricey,

0:26:03 > 0:26:06but he has found one that is more affordable.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09And it is even more in keeping with his theme.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11- 16th century... - They weren't so designer, were they?

0:26:11 > 0:26:14They weren't designer, they were quite plain.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16The thing is, I don't know why but I really like it quite plain.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19That, for some reason, is jumping out at me.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21And after a few red embellishments...

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Turn around.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27..Dan comes to a decision.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29It is completely different. I like it.

0:26:29 > 0:26:34- That is the one. Perfetto, grazie, grazie.- Thank you.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37So, while Kate wants a fairytale princess dress with a sweetheart

0:26:37 > 0:26:43neckline, Dan has gone for a plain slim-fit dress with long sleeves,

0:26:43 > 0:26:47plus a few added extras in red to create his vision of Juliet.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52With the flowers, one, two, three and one.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54No veil, no veil.

0:26:55 > 0:26:571,100 euros.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58That's a lot of money for that.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Meet you halfway, yeah?

0:27:01 > 0:27:03950, yeah?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Grazie, grazie.

0:27:05 > 0:27:10Still, at only £700, Dan has got the dress well under his budget.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13I think it is elegant, I think it is different,

0:27:13 > 0:27:15I think I have made it look a lot better and stand out

0:27:15 > 0:27:17and I think she is going to look gorgeous in it.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19I am really, really proud of myself

0:27:19 > 0:27:21and really hope Kate will be proud of me too.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23I'm just... I hope she likes it!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26He has to get me a white dress.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28I don't want any other colour but white.

0:27:28 > 0:27:33He has to get me a big ballroom-style dress.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35I just want it to be exactly as the way I wanted it.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Dan has taken a huge risk with the dress.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44Let's just hope Kate doesn't end up, well, seeing red.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49As Dan's first week of wedding planning comes to a close,

0:27:49 > 0:27:53he has spent two-thirds of his 12 grand budget on the trip to Naples,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56the wedding venue, Kate's dress, shoes,

0:27:56 > 0:27:58suits for him and his best man...

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Romeo, Romeo, where are thee?

0:28:01 > 0:28:04..and flights and hotels for his 15 guests.

0:28:04 > 0:28:08But despite ticking off much of his to-do list, there is one thing

0:28:08 > 0:28:12that could bring the curtain down on his theatrical wedding.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14I really hope Kate's mum can come over.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17If she cannot get on that flight and be there at her daughter's wedding,

0:28:17 > 0:28:19that will put a massive damper on the day.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21That's one of the risks I have taken doing this,

0:28:21 > 0:28:23but I'm sure she'll be out there for her daughter's wedding day.

0:28:29 > 0:28:33It is week two, and back in the UK, Dan has roped in best man

0:28:33 > 0:28:36Brookes on a mission for wedding essentials.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37Whack a few of them, then.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40- 99p?- Jeez, bargain, eh?

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Lovely, cheers. Oh, yeah.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Can we have the red one as well?

0:28:44 > 0:28:47But for our modern-day Romeo, juggling work

0:28:47 > 0:28:50and the wedding is taking its toll.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52I've got loads to do still.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56I think the most frustrating thing about it, I'm really,

0:28:56 > 0:29:00really stretched for budget, I've got to make some major cuts.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03Time to cut something that is not really important.

0:29:03 > 0:29:07Or, failing that, just slash the budget on the bridesmaids' dresses.

0:29:07 > 0:29:11So I've actually gone for a medieval princess fancy-dress costume.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13I was probably planning to spend

0:29:13 > 0:29:15close to 100 quid on the bridesmaids.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18I've now spent under 40 quid.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22So I'm happy with that and they are going to make it look

0:29:22 > 0:29:24even more of a theme than before.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26Those lucky, lucky girls!

0:29:26 > 0:29:30Across town, Kate has called a meeting with her bridesmaids

0:29:30 > 0:29:33to find out if they have heard anything about Dan's plans.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37You haven't had the invites, have you?

0:29:37 > 0:29:39I'm getting paranoid, thinking that you know more than I know.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42- No, we don't.- Argh!

0:29:42 > 0:29:44I'm getting stressed out.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46Having always dreamt of a big wedding,

0:29:46 > 0:29:48Kate is concerned about who Dan has invited.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50No-one has had anything?

0:29:50 > 0:29:53Because my manager said to me, "I haven't had an invite yet."

0:29:53 > 0:29:55I want it to be close to home so everyone can get there.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58- I don't want it to be far away. - What if the wedding is abroad?

0:29:58 > 0:30:00What are you going to do? Your mum won't be able to go.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02No, she won't be able to go. No, that is not happening.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04That would be ridiculous.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06I mean, I would've enjoyed our hen do to be abroad.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09I think that would've been good. But it's too late now.

0:30:09 > 0:30:14So Kate should be pleased when she finds out her hen is in Italy.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18Perhaps not so much when she finds out the wedding is there, too.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23As week two draws to a close,

0:30:23 > 0:30:26Dan has received a crucial element to his elaborate plan.

0:30:26 > 0:30:31So these are my notes to Kate, just so she knows where our next bit is.

0:30:31 > 0:30:32So just for instance,

0:30:32 > 0:30:36"Your hen do is tomorrow, please have your bridesmaids ready."

0:30:36 > 0:30:39And then, look, I just fold it up, very Shakespearean.

0:30:39 > 0:30:43These notes are integral to my plan and this wedding.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45She misses one note, it goes tits-up.

0:30:46 > 0:30:50This here is a banner, "Romeo and Juliet, Just Married."

0:30:50 > 0:30:52If that is not romantic, I do not know what is.

0:30:52 > 0:30:56I'm great at this. Honestly. I tell you now.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58If you do say so yourself.

0:31:04 > 0:31:08It's the beginning of week three, and over at her mum's,

0:31:08 > 0:31:11Princess Kate is struggling with being kept in the dark.

0:31:11 > 0:31:15Is he actually doing anything? Why haven't we had the hen do yet?

0:31:15 > 0:31:17It'll probably be a nice surprise.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Why haven't we gone and got the dresses?

0:31:20 > 0:31:23Like, is it just going to be all last-minute and just rubbish?

0:31:23 > 0:31:25It's just all getting to me now.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

0:31:31 > 0:31:35Well, he's around the corner with Scott in a monkey suit - obviously!

0:31:35 > 0:31:38All I need you to do is go up, give her the scroll

0:31:38 > 0:31:41and then just monkey around, I suppose.

0:31:41 > 0:31:42I can't see anything!

0:31:42 > 0:31:45To keep the Naples part of the hen under wraps

0:31:45 > 0:31:48until the last minute, and to keep his bride guessing,

0:31:48 > 0:31:52Dan has organised a surprise activity for the girls.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Oh, my God. What the hell?

0:31:58 > 0:32:01Monkey! Oh, my God.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06I'm going to put this on!

0:32:09 > 0:32:11"Your hen do is tomorrow!

0:32:11 > 0:32:16"Please have your bridesmaids ready and at your house at 8am."

0:32:16 > 0:32:17- Why is it 8am?- 8am?

0:32:17 > 0:32:19"Bring bikinis"?!

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Why are we in bikinis? I'm not...

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Why are we in bikinis? That's just stupid.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Surprise!

0:32:30 > 0:32:32It's the morning of Kate's hen.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34This is going to be crazy.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37I want it to be something nice and glamorous.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Well, she might be in luck.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43As long as her idea of glamour

0:32:43 > 0:32:46involves being up to her neck in ice-cold water.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49- I think we'll go in a wet suit.- This is like a nightmare.- It's freezing!

0:32:49 > 0:32:51It's too cold to do anything with water.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53I'll freak out, I don't like water. I don't like it.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Determined to keep his bride guessing, Dan's booked Kate

0:32:56 > 0:32:58and the girls a windsurfing lesson.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00No, we're going to go splat into the water.

0:33:02 > 0:33:03It's a bit crap.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04This isn't a hen do.

0:33:04 > 0:33:09A hen do is a spa, it's a night out, it's like a weekend thing.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11It's not a Monday on the beach.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14I will do it, because I don't want to be a spoiled brat.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16So I will do it.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27Despite their initial reservations...

0:33:27 > 0:33:30the girls take to windsurfing like ducks to water...

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Lame ducks, that is...

0:33:36 > 0:33:38..with no balance.

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Back on dry land, there's yet another surprise.

0:33:52 > 0:33:56"Part two of your hen do. You are going to Naples..."

0:33:56 > 0:33:57Naples?

0:33:57 > 0:34:02"..for one night to see my family's heritage and hopefully the sun."

0:34:02 > 0:34:03Wow!

0:34:03 > 0:34:07It seems our Romeo has finally done something right.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10It's, like, 11 o'clock in the morning and we've already been up

0:34:10 > 0:34:13doing that, and now we're flying off to Italy. It's pretty cool.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15It's amazing, actually.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18I can't wait, I just want to go there now. It's exciting!

0:34:18 > 0:34:21- All right, bye, girls. - Bye!- Have a lovely time.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24Be good.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28The girls are off to Italy for their hen, but they still have no idea

0:34:28 > 0:34:31that they'll be staying there for the wedding.

0:34:32 > 0:34:37Or that Kate's mum will need to get over her fear of flying

0:34:37 > 0:34:40if she stands any chance of seeing her daughter get married.

0:34:40 > 0:34:41Love you!

0:34:43 > 0:34:47With Kate on her way to Naples, there's no turning back now.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51It's time for Dan to man up and phone his future mother-in-law

0:34:51 > 0:34:54with the news of his overseas wedding.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56This hurdle I've got to get over...

0:34:56 > 0:34:59is literally Christine coming to this wedding.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Worst-case scenario, she doesn't come

0:35:01 > 0:35:03and all of my hard work has just been for nothing.

0:35:03 > 0:35:09This phone call I'm about to make is literally make or break, I suppose.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Jeez, my heart is beating so fast.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Hello, Christine?

0:35:16 > 0:35:19It's Dan.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23Kate, as you know, has flown to Naples for her hen do.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26And that's where the wedding is going to be.

0:35:26 > 0:35:32It is, and I've paid for tickets for you to come to Naples tomorrow

0:35:32 > 0:35:36on a flight, and I've booked your hotel and accommodation as well.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40Oh, I'm so sorry. Honestly, Christine,

0:35:40 > 0:35:43I think you'll find it's so amazing when you're here, honestly.

0:35:43 > 0:35:47All Dan can do is hope that Kate's mum will confront her fears...

0:35:47 > 0:35:49Bye.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51..and get on that plane.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53Well, that was hard. Getting a bit emotional.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56You know, she's not the best flyer at the end of the day

0:35:56 > 0:35:59and it's going to panic her. If she doesn't come to the wedding...

0:35:59 > 0:36:01HE SIGHS

0:36:01 > 0:36:03..it could all end in tears.

0:36:06 > 0:36:10Arriving in Naples and oblivious they'll be staying in Italy for the

0:36:10 > 0:36:14wedding day, the girls discover that Dan's failed to lay on any transport.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16He should have thought about booking a taxi.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19- That was just stupid.- He should've thought of transport, definitely.

0:36:19 > 0:36:25And they said that it's 25 euros to get there. And it's not too far.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27And to make matters worse,

0:36:27 > 0:36:31Dan hasn't organised anything at the hotel either.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33Feeling on a bit of a downer, really.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36We're in Italy, something should have been planned.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39The organisation's probably just a complete mess.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44No idea of, like, what he's actually going to do.

0:36:44 > 0:36:49We just get...jetted off to another country for, like, a day,

0:36:49 > 0:36:52and then nothing is planned.

0:36:52 > 0:36:53Happy days.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59The next morning, and things aren't looking any better.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02Well, he hasn't actually planned anything.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05Yeah, we know for sure now that nothing's been planned.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Nothing's been planned and we just make it on our own.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11So the girls decide to entertain themselves.

0:37:11 > 0:37:12Cheers!

0:37:14 > 0:37:15Happy hen do.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Good luck, big man.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22Unbeknownst to bride Kate, best man Brookes

0:37:22 > 0:37:27is about to deliver the news that her Italian experience will not end here.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30- Oh, my God!- Oh, my God!

0:37:30 > 0:37:33Thanks, Brookes. You all right?

0:37:33 > 0:37:35Oh, my God!

0:37:35 > 0:37:39What is going on? What is going on?!

0:37:39 > 0:37:42"Once in a while, in the middle of an ordinary life,

0:37:42 > 0:37:45"love gives us a fairytale.

0:37:45 > 0:37:50"You are invited to join Dan Openshaw at our wedding in Italy."

0:37:50 > 0:37:53Oh, my God! Oh, my goodness, this is so crazy.

0:37:54 > 0:37:58With the news that she'll be staying in Italy for her wedding,

0:37:58 > 0:38:01there's only one thing on Kate's mind.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04- CRYING:- I really, really, really want to know if my mum is coming.

0:38:04 > 0:38:08To not see me get married, that is literally going to break her heart.

0:38:13 > 0:38:16I can't see myself getting married without my mum here.

0:38:16 > 0:38:20I want her to walk me down the aisle, so I want my mum here.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22It's not, it's not going to be...

0:38:22 > 0:38:23I'm not going to be happy on my wedding day

0:38:23 > 0:38:26if my mum isn't walking me down the aisle.

0:38:28 > 0:38:32Back at the hotel, Kate is still struggling to come to terms

0:38:32 > 0:38:35with the fact that her mum might not make it.

0:38:35 > 0:38:36I don't want to think about it.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39I just don't want to think about it any more. I've got a headache.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42The whole thing is giving me a headache.

0:38:42 > 0:38:43Why is our door opening?

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Nan!

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Oh, my God!

0:38:49 > 0:38:52Christine has confronted her fears

0:38:52 > 0:38:55and made the two-hour flight to Naples.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58'It was a horrific dilemma.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01'I thought, I just can't go, I can't go.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04'But then, you know, when he said to me, they really wanted me here,'

0:39:04 > 0:39:07I really wanted to be part of that, if I could be.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10And I thought, well, I just have to try.

0:39:10 > 0:39:11So each step at a time.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Kate has her mum by her side.

0:39:15 > 0:39:20- For now, at least, our Romeo may have got away with it.- I'm so happy.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23I'm so happy she's here. Well done, Dan.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25But this princess bride is still determined

0:39:25 > 0:39:27to get her fairytale wedding.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30I really want my castle and I really want my dress to be perfect.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33I want them things, and then I'll be happy.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37It's the day before the wedding

0:39:37 > 0:39:41and time for our bride to see her dress for the first time.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43I'm scared, rather than excited.

0:39:43 > 0:39:47Kate's dreamt of her perfect gown since she was a child -

0:39:47 > 0:39:52a white, full-skirted princess style dress with a sweetheart neckline.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55I hope I'm getting my perfect wedding dress.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57I hope I'm getting my castle.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00I hope it's going to be a proper princess fairytale for me.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06So will Kate see the romance in Dan's Juliet-inspired choice?

0:40:15 > 0:40:19I... Oh, it's horrible. It's horrible. It's got... I'm sorry.

0:40:20 > 0:40:25I don't like it, I hate it. It's horrible. I'm so sorry.

0:40:25 > 0:40:29It's not what... It's not what I wanted. At all.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31It's not what I wanted.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34I don't know why he's put red in it.

0:40:34 > 0:40:38- I don't want red on my wedding dress.- Red?- Red? It's got red on it?

0:40:38 > 0:40:41- I can't believe it's got red on it. - I'm just being such a brat.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44I am, it's so embarrassing. I hate it, I hate all of it.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47I'm sorry.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50I've just got to try it on, maybe it looks better on.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52It's not what I want, but I will try it on.

0:40:59 > 0:41:01Oh, God. That's...

0:41:01 > 0:41:03- Horrific.- Is he having a joke?

0:41:03 > 0:41:07It looks a bit like a present to unwrap. Is it a joke?

0:41:07 > 0:41:08I feel like I'm going to be sick,

0:41:08 > 0:41:10I actually feel like I'm going to be sick.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12- It looks like the red has been added on.- It does!

0:41:12 > 0:41:15It looks like he's brought that and stuck it on it.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Was he drunk when he came here?

0:41:17 > 0:41:18I feel horrible in it.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22It's pulling in all the wrong places, I don't like it.

0:41:22 > 0:41:25I don't want to wear this dress.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Yeah, I hate it, it's horrible.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Sorry, I'm not looking at it any more.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33I just want to get it off, I don't want to be in it.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38Kate is devastated. It's everything she didn't want.

0:41:38 > 0:41:41I just can't believe it, I think it's a joke,

0:41:41 > 0:41:43I can't believe that that's the dress and he's chosen it.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45I don't like it at all.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48I don't want to wear this on the wedding day. I feel awful.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51I wouldn't get married in it, I feel awful.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54I feel like I'm going to be sick and it's sticking to every bit of me

0:41:54 > 0:41:56that I hate, I just don't like it.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59I just wanted Amanda to call Dan and get him to change it.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04With Kate refusing to wear the dress that Dan selected,

0:42:04 > 0:42:06bridesmaid Amanda has to call the groom.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12- I'm not sure if this is a joke. - Right?- It's not good at all.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14I'm actually speechless. What is the red all about?

0:42:14 > 0:42:16It will literally all make sense on the day.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19I don't understand what that means. "It'll all make sense on the day."

0:42:19 > 0:42:21You girls have been flown out, I've not had a stag do,

0:42:21 > 0:42:26I'm telling you now, if I had a stag do, that dress would be a lot worse.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28I'd have to get the dress from a flea market.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30I don't even care.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32I just don't like the dress, I'm not going to wear it.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35We just need to ask them if they will exchange it.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Bye-bye.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39I've got to go, I've got to get on this ferry,

0:42:39 > 0:42:41otherwise nothing else is happening today.

0:42:41 > 0:42:46The ferry is leaving, the bride is fuming and Dan's plans are crumbling.

0:42:46 > 0:42:51He has no choice but to let Kate try the other dress that he pulled out.

0:42:51 > 0:42:55I sacrificed all my time the last few weeks to make her happy...

0:42:55 > 0:42:57and she can't even wear a dress for a day.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02They think that's bad?

0:43:02 > 0:43:03She'll feel a lot better

0:43:03 > 0:43:06when she sees what the bridesmaids have got, trust me.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10Oh!

0:43:10 > 0:43:14- That looks better.- I feel better. - I BET you feel better!

0:43:16 > 0:43:20It's just like a million, million, million, gazillion times better.

0:43:20 > 0:43:24- I feel so much more happier in this. - You look more like a princess now.

0:43:24 > 0:43:26Yeah, I feel so much better.

0:43:26 > 0:43:29Now it all comes down to the cost.

0:43:29 > 0:43:33The difference between the dresses is 750, that's the difference.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37- BLEEP- hell.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39There's not even a euro.

0:43:39 > 0:43:42Let Nanny and I pay for the extra, please.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44I don't want you to put your hand in your pocket, Christine.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46Nanny and I will pay the difference

0:43:46 > 0:43:49between the first dress and the second dress.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51I just don't feel comfortable with you doing that, Christine.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53I'm sorry, I just don't feel comfortable...

0:43:53 > 0:43:57Just do as your future mother-in-law tells you, Dan, OK?

0:43:57 > 0:44:00And we will pay the difference between the two dresses.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02- That's it, settled.- Yeah.- OK?

0:44:02 > 0:44:04- Yeah, OK, cheers, Christine. Thank you.- OK.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07- All right, we love you, Dan. - We love you.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13I'm annoyed - on a scale of one to ten, ten being pissed off...

0:44:13 > 0:44:15I'm a ten.

0:44:15 > 0:44:20Not how Romeo should be feeling the night before his wedding.

0:44:20 > 0:44:24Still, there's just the small matter of getting three more dresses right.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26Ready?

0:44:26 > 0:44:29- It's red...- Oh, my God, hang on.

0:44:29 > 0:44:30- Wait for it, girls.- Oh, my God!

0:44:30 > 0:44:32And...

0:44:34 > 0:44:38- Just imagine it.- This isn't Kate's dream. It's far from it.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41It's almost like a child's birthday party.

0:44:41 > 0:44:45Begrudgingly, the girls agree to try on their costumes - I mean, dresses.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49I don't think that looks that bad!

0:44:49 > 0:44:53Like, this sleeve is really loose, this is really tight.

0:44:53 > 0:44:57It's just really itchy and I'm sweating like a pig.

0:44:57 > 0:45:01It's the bridesmaids' first taste of Dan's theatrical theme.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04And it couldn't be clearer if it was on stage

0:45:04 > 0:45:08stood next to Dame Judi Dench with a spotlight pointed at it.

0:45:08 > 0:45:11We think it may be, like, Shakespearean or Romeo And Juliet.

0:45:11 > 0:45:14Except Romeo And Juliet is a tragic love story.

0:45:14 > 0:45:18So I hope that theirs doesn't end up tragic.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20Like Romeo And Juliet.

0:45:20 > 0:45:21Like we look!

0:45:21 > 0:45:24As tragic as we look.

0:45:24 > 0:45:27# The boy went back to Napoli

0:45:27 > 0:45:31# Because he missed the scenery... #

0:45:31 > 0:45:34# Hey, mambo, mambo Italiano

0:45:34 > 0:45:36# Hey, mambo... #

0:45:36 > 0:45:38It's the day of the wedding.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41And on the island of Ischia, Dan is putting the finishing touches

0:45:41 > 0:45:46to his romantic vision before his bride arrives in just five hours.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48So we've got a really busy day today.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50Got to put the drapes up over there,

0:45:50 > 0:45:52which is going to take a good couple of hours.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56Got to put the chairs out, got to put the red carpet down.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58There's a lot to do, not a lot of time to do it,

0:45:58 > 0:46:00so I ought to get my skates on.

0:46:03 > 0:46:0523 miles away, bride Kate has no idea

0:46:05 > 0:46:10she's about to take centre stage in Dan's dramatic love story.

0:46:11 > 0:46:15- Won't be Mummy's little princess any more.- I know!

0:46:15 > 0:46:19But she is about to get a taste of her Shakespearean theme...

0:46:19 > 0:46:23# Just like Romeo and Juliet... #

0:46:23 > 0:46:26..as she sees his choice of bridesmaids' dresses

0:46:26 > 0:46:27for the first time.

0:46:31 > 0:46:34- Oh, my God!- Oh, my God!

0:46:34 > 0:46:40- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!- You look medieval.- You do look medieval.

0:46:40 > 0:46:44I think they're lovely. They're very pretty.

0:46:44 > 0:46:50You look like the three prettiest medieval players I've ever seen.

0:46:50 > 0:46:56Amazingly, his budget bridesmaid gowns get Kate's seal of approval.

0:46:56 > 0:47:01And over in Ischia, having recently conquered dress design,

0:47:01 > 0:47:05Dan is adding wedding dressing to his creative talents.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08I think there is just about enough space on this table

0:47:08 > 0:47:09to fit "Romeo and Juliet" on.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11I think it's a nice touch, don't you?

0:47:11 > 0:47:15This is not Kate's idea of a traditional English castle wedding.

0:47:15 > 0:47:20Who needs a castle when you've got one just there? Eh?

0:47:20 > 0:47:25Back in Naples, Kate has some last-minute gifts from Dan.

0:47:25 > 0:47:30- Oh, wow!- Red shoes! God, they're shiny, aren't they?- Patent, lovely.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32They feel OK, actually.

0:47:32 > 0:47:36- There's one last thing. There's a scroll!- Oh, OK.

0:47:36 > 0:47:40"Hi, baby. Not long now. Your taxi is waiting outside

0:47:40 > 0:47:43"to go to the port to get the 11:50am ferry.

0:47:43 > 0:47:47"Don't be late or you won't get married. Love you."

0:47:47 > 0:47:51- Oh, my God! We're going on a ferry! - What is Dan doing to me?!

0:47:51 > 0:47:56Plane, taxi, ferry... Whatever next?

0:47:56 > 0:47:58Now we're getting on a ferry, I'm a bit confused,

0:47:58 > 0:48:00cos I was thinking we're definitely getting married in a castle.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03Maybe we're... Maybe we are getting taken to a castle.

0:48:03 > 0:48:05Right, you hold on there.

0:48:05 > 0:48:09Still holding out hope for her dream castle,

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Kate begins the epic journey to her wedding.

0:48:13 > 0:48:17No such hassle for Dan. For him, it's a short stroll.

0:48:17 > 0:48:21What a view! Absolutely beautiful!

0:48:25 > 0:48:30What better way to romance your bride on the biggest day of her life

0:48:30 > 0:48:33than with a trip on a public ferry?

0:48:33 > 0:48:36I never, ever thought, on my wedding day, I'd be getting on a ferry.

0:48:36 > 0:48:37What's going on?!

0:48:37 > 0:48:40- What's going on, Daniel? - SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:48:40 > 0:48:46MUSIC: 'O Sole Mio by Luciano Pavarotti

0:49:02 > 0:49:03Is it down there? It is down there!

0:49:03 > 0:49:05Wow.

0:49:05 > 0:49:08Yeah, it means the world to me to be here for my mum,

0:49:08 > 0:49:09you know, in spirit she's here

0:49:09 > 0:49:14and I know she's brought these blue skies out so, yeah, it's...amazing.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19All I've got through this whole thing is grief from them all

0:49:19 > 0:49:23and I cannot wait for them to turn up at this venue today,

0:49:23 > 0:49:28so I can just go, "It's organised! I'm romantic, me!

0:49:28 > 0:49:30"Let's see one of your boyfriends pull this off."

0:49:33 > 0:49:36And back on dry land, Kate's fairy-tale wedding

0:49:36 > 0:49:38looks closer than ever.

0:49:38 > 0:49:40- Mum, what's that?- A castle!

0:49:46 > 0:49:49"Walk down your aisle towards your castle."

0:49:49 > 0:49:51KATE SQUEALS AND LAUGHS

0:49:51 > 0:49:55- Do you think he's looking down on us?- Could be.

0:49:55 > 0:49:58I can't believe I actually got my castle! I've got my castle!

0:49:58 > 0:50:00I know, amazing! What a castle!

0:50:00 > 0:50:04I'm living the dream right now. I don't actually think I'm awake.

0:50:04 > 0:50:06Wakey, wakey, Katie!

0:50:06 > 0:50:10- Buongiorno!- Hello. Yes, thank you.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13- Oh, but where are we going?- Prego. - In a boat?

0:50:13 > 0:50:15- Oh!- Oh, my God. - I thought we were going in there.

0:50:15 > 0:50:16Oh, no!

0:50:18 > 0:50:20Ohh... Thank you.

0:50:20 > 0:50:23Where are we going now?!

0:50:23 > 0:50:25KATE SHRIEKS

0:50:25 > 0:50:28- The castle is behind us and we're going this way.- I know.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30So I don't really understand.

0:50:30 > 0:50:34With Kate's dream of her castle retreating into the distance,

0:50:34 > 0:50:37all the main players in Dan's drama are in place.

0:50:37 > 0:50:39Where are you?! Kate's turning up in, like, two minutes!

0:50:39 > 0:50:41Well, almost.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43You're not even in a taxi, are you? You're not in a taxi.

0:50:43 > 0:50:44Oh, what a couple of wallies.

0:50:44 > 0:50:47The two best men who've been with me the whole three weeks,

0:50:47 > 0:50:50you thought would be with you on the day and here at the start,

0:50:50 > 0:50:52they're not here, they've not turned up

0:50:52 > 0:50:55because Scott is probably getting chicken.

0:50:56 > 0:50:59Honestly, guys, you stop to eat food and come late?

0:50:59 > 0:51:00That's ridiculous, mate!

0:51:00 > 0:51:02You've got to fit it in somewhere, haven't you?

0:51:02 > 0:51:05- Can only go as quick as the taxi, mate.- Couple of wallies!

0:51:05 > 0:51:10Despite his best men, and though far from fair Verona,

0:51:10 > 0:51:14Dan has brought the most enduring love story of all time to life.

0:51:15 > 0:51:18After three weeks and 1,000 miles,

0:51:18 > 0:51:22our star-crossed lovers are almost reunited.

0:51:22 > 0:51:25# But with you I have learned just to let it out

0:51:25 > 0:51:30# Now my heart is ready to burst... #

0:51:31 > 0:51:33Oh, my God!

0:51:33 > 0:51:37# I feel like I'm ready for love

0:51:37 > 0:51:42# And I wanna be your everything and more... #

0:51:42 > 0:51:47Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

0:51:47 > 0:51:48Hello!

0:51:50 > 0:51:52Oh, I love you!

0:51:54 > 0:51:58- Oh, my God!- Are you all right? - Yeah. Yeah.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00- Sure?- Yeah.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03- Em, can someone...? - CRYING:- Thank you.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06Oh, my God! Everyone's here!

0:52:11 > 0:52:12- Hey, baby.- All right, Dan?

0:52:12 > 0:52:15- How are you doing? All right? How are you?- I'm fine.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17- Are you OK?- I've missed you so much.

0:52:17 > 0:52:19I missed you so much. I love you.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22- I don't want to be apart ever again. - Nor me.

0:52:22 > 0:52:25- Are you OK?- I am now.

0:52:25 > 0:52:28To honour the wish of Daniel to commemorate

0:52:28 > 0:52:31the most 1500-century love story in the world...

0:52:31 > 0:52:35- Oh, I love you!- ..can I please ask Kate and Daniel to read for us

0:52:35 > 0:52:37part of the most suggestive speech

0:52:37 > 0:52:40among the two lovers, Romeo and Juliet.

0:52:40 > 0:52:43- Oh, this is amazing! Romeo and Juliet!- That's us, isn't it?

0:52:43 > 0:52:47- I love you!- Ready to play your part? - OK! Oh, my God!

0:52:47 > 0:52:51"Oh, Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

0:52:51 > 0:52:55"Deny thy father and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not,

0:52:55 > 0:52:59"but be shown my love and I'll longer be a Capulet.

0:52:59 > 0:53:00"What's in a name?

0:53:00 > 0:53:05"That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet."

0:53:05 > 0:53:08"Call me but love, and I'll be new baptised.

0:53:08 > 0:53:11"Henceforth I'll never be Romeo."

0:53:11 > 0:53:15We come now to the words Kate and Daniel want to hear the most today.

0:53:15 > 0:53:19Daniel Aaron Openshaw, place the ring on Kate Louise Madison's finger

0:53:19 > 0:53:23- and repeat after me, I give you this ring.- I give you this ring.

0:53:23 > 0:53:27- Wear it with love and joy. - Wear it with love and joy.

0:53:27 > 0:53:30- And this ring has no end. - And this ring has no end.

0:53:30 > 0:53:33- My love is also for ever. - My love is also for ever.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35- With this ring.- With this ring.

0:53:35 > 0:53:36- I marry you.- I marry you.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39- Wear this ring for ever. - Wear this ring for ever.

0:53:39 > 0:53:42- A sign of my love. - A sign of my love.

0:53:42 > 0:53:46Now it is my honour and delight to declare you husband and wife,

0:53:46 > 0:53:49and you may seal this declaration with a kiss.

0:53:49 > 0:53:53CHEERING

0:53:57 > 0:54:00- Do you like it?- I love it. I absolutely love it.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03Hello, everyone! Are you all right?

0:54:03 > 0:54:05KATE CHEERS

0:54:07 > 0:54:11It's stunning, it's really romantic. I'm shocked.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14Dan has done really, really well, yeah, really well.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17I didn't expect anything like this, it is better than what I'd expected.

0:54:17 > 0:54:23Yeah, I'm so happy Dan made me get on that plane. He forced me into it.

0:54:23 > 0:54:27I thought, "You bastard, Dan! I can't say no,"

0:54:27 > 0:54:30but I'm so glad now that he did.

0:54:30 > 0:54:32I've loved every minute of it.

0:54:32 > 0:54:35But has Dan achieved what he set out to do

0:54:35 > 0:54:40and proved to Kate that he's no longer a hopeless hopeless romantic?

0:54:41 > 0:54:44Dan, you've been so thoughtful through every little detail,

0:54:44 > 0:54:47you've got everyone here, you've got my castle there,

0:54:47 > 0:54:50- the Romeo And Juliet romantic theme is just amazing.- You like it?

0:54:50 > 0:54:54- I love it so much.- Good. - Princess Kate dreamed of a castle.

0:54:54 > 0:54:58Has Dan's grand romantic plan lived up to her fairy tale?

0:54:58 > 0:55:01- It is 100 times, one million times better. It's amazing.- Really?

0:55:01 > 0:55:04Dan, I promise you, it's beautiful, it's just amazing, I love you.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06I love you more.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08- You're so romantic. - I am, aren't I? Not bad!

0:55:08 > 0:55:10- You are, aren't you?- Not bad!

0:55:14 > 0:55:18And what romantic wedding would be complete...

0:55:24 > 0:55:28..without a massive cake in the shape of Mount Vesuvius?

0:55:28 > 0:55:30It's an explosive wedding!

0:55:30 > 0:55:34MUSIC: That's Amore by Dean Martin

0:55:34 > 0:55:37- It's all right, love, I've got you. - That's so cool!

0:55:37 > 0:55:41CHEERING

0:55:41 > 0:55:45You guys have got to finish this by the end of the night, as well.

0:55:45 > 0:55:48And as the curtain closes on the final act,

0:55:48 > 0:55:53it seems our couple might just live NAPOLI ever after.

0:55:56 > 0:55:58Next time...

0:55:58 > 0:56:03Survivalist groom Tom plans an incredible wild wedding...

0:56:03 > 0:56:07- Look at that!- Oh, my God!- ..for his more traditional bride, Sue.

0:56:07 > 0:56:10Mum, I'm panicking now because I'm thinking, "What am I going to get?"

0:56:10 > 0:56:12Do you want to come over and see?

0:56:12 > 0:56:15Can he pull off a wedding of a lifetime...

0:56:15 > 0:56:18- I'm freezing!- ..or will his wild dreams end in a nightmare?

0:56:18 > 0:56:20She's probably thinking, "Oh, my God, what's he done?"

0:56:20 > 0:56:23Takes us to a forest in a big puffy dress

0:56:23 > 0:56:26in the freezing cold in the middle of October?!

0:56:26 > 0:56:31MUSIC: Bing! Bang! Bong! By Sophia Loren