0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07The first ever summer holiday with your mates.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10A rite of passage for every teenager.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Freedom...
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Temptation...
0:00:17 > 0:00:18and excess.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21All away from Mum and Dad.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Absolutely wasted.
0:00:24 > 0:00:32If my dad saw me dressed like this, I would not have a roof over my head.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36But what they don't know
0:00:36 > 0:00:40is that their parents are coming too.
0:00:40 > 0:00:46- Secretly watching to make sure their kids can stand on their own two feet.- My God.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I can't believe I'm seeing this.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51It'll be an eye-opening experience.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Look at the state of your daughter.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56But will it bring them closer together?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58We're proud to have such a nice child.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00You're a credit to our family.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Or drive them further apart?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06She's in for a bollocking dressed like that.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Seriously.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Coming up - it's sun, sea, boozing and brawling in Malia...
0:01:17 > 0:01:21as 18-year-old party animal Joe Major leaves his doting family behind...
0:01:21 > 0:01:23He loves everybody, he loves life.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Golden child's the right word for him.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29..for one last blow-out with the lads before they all go their separate ways.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33No parents about, no one giving you rules, no responsibilities.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36And art student Millie Butler escapes from her mum...
0:01:36 > 0:01:41I know I'm irrational with her. It's like, if she's not with me, she will die.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43..for her first-ever girlie holiday.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Your mum is your mum.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50What she doesn't see or know won't hurt her.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54I think it will be interesting to be a fly on the wall on Joe's holiday
0:01:54 > 0:01:56because we'll see another side of him.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59No, don't do that... What's he...?
0:01:59 > 0:02:05But is it a case of being careful what you wish for as the parents secretly watch their kids?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07What's she doing? Oh my God.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10And give Joe and Millie the shock of their lives.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Joey!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Shit!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Passports. Passports.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27The teenagers are packed and ready to go.
0:02:27 > 0:02:33In Norfolk, it's an early start for 18-year-old Millie and her best mates, drama student Holly,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Francis, the youngest of the group,
0:02:35 > 0:02:37and fashion-mad Amy.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Let's go, let's go, let's go!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Don't enjoy yourself too much.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Be good, be good.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Be good!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I'll be seeing ya!
0:03:02 > 0:03:07Leader of the pack Joe and his 11 mates have spent the last year saving for their lads' holiday.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08It's finally time for the off.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Let's get these tops out.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14With Joe is old school friend Chi Chi,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16wannabe DJ Dom
0:03:18 > 0:03:20and the Romeo of the group, Dec.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I can't wait!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32It's 1pm, we're on the bus on the way to the airport.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35We decided to go for a few drinks beforehand and we're buzzing because
0:03:35 > 0:03:37it's three hours till we're on the plane.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ain't we, boys? Come on! Yeah!
0:03:40 > 0:03:45As soon as we get off the plane, drink, dropping the bags down and that's it.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50We don't even want to know what our room is like. Bags in - out.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52That's the plan.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Ooh ahh, Malia. Say, ooh ah, Malia!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Every week in the summer, over 35,000 people descend on Malia
0:04:06 > 0:04:10looking for sun, sea and cheap booze.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18At the quieter end of the town, Millie and the girls have just arrived at their hotel.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19I can see the sea from here!
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Is this how they normally give people rooms?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I know they said the hotel wasn't gross and scummy but...
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- There's hairs in the bed!- Hairs...
0:04:39 > 0:04:45- Mouldy fruit.- Look at the bin.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- No one's left anything in the toilet though.- That's one plus.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I think us girls are definitely more chilled than our parents.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01If something goes wrong, there's nothing you can do about it if you've got no control about it.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04If you spend an hour going on about it, ranting, it's not
0:05:04 > 0:05:07going to change it, so you might as well just sit on your bed and chill.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11This is Millie's first-ever holiday without her over-protective mum, Bev.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I do fear she'll...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16probably have one or two days when she's not very well
0:05:16 > 0:05:21and she'll have to realise what she can and can't do.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26My mum's one for thinking that no one can look after me as well as she can.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29I think it stems from when I was a baby. I had meningitis.
0:05:29 > 0:05:36She rang the doctors and said I was ill and they just said, bring her in tomorrow and in the end, she ignored
0:05:36 > 0:05:42them and brought me to hospital and they said, if you'd left her overnight, she'd have died.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45You don't make a connection but years later, after I've been so
0:05:45 > 0:05:50protective of her, irrationally so - I know I'm irrational with her -
0:05:50 > 0:05:53it's like if she's not with me, she will die.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55This is cosy!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Joe and the lads have chosen a cheaper hotel
0:05:58 > 0:06:02on the other side of Malia, renowned for its party atmosphere.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07- It's massive.- It's like a little flat.- It's our penthouse suite.
0:06:07 > 0:06:13- This is Bitch's bedroom.- Bitch, the biggest drinker in the group, and Chi Chi are in the room next door.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Mirror to check yourself out before we go out. Come through here...
0:06:17 > 0:06:19This is our kitchen area with our sink.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22This is quite nice.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26We've got a bit of a hob and a fire cloth just in case.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Nice. Like it.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31At home, Joe is the baby of the family.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34The youngest of three, he's always been golden boy.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35I just want to go out now.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37And get drunk.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40As you have more children, you do learn to relax
0:06:40 > 0:06:42and by the time Joe came along,
0:06:42 > 0:06:47he probably could get away with a lot more than the other two.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50We had some enjoyable holidays when they were younger.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52We went to Filey.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57We used to plan our holidays on the children, keeping them happy.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Sometimes we had to forfeit what we would like to do but you do, as parents.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09We like to drink with Major, he gets it down in one.
0:07:09 > 0:07:15Joe's one of those people that a lot of lads would love to be like because he's got so much confidence.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19He's got far more confidence than I've ever had in my life
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- and he's loved by everybody. - Oi James, you dick!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Joe and the lads are heading down to infamous Malia Strip.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32There are over 100 bars and nightclubs,
0:07:32 > 0:07:35all competing to get the teenagers in,
0:07:35 > 0:07:39offering free entry and alcoholic drinks for as little as 60p.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I can't wait! Look at these geezers.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Trying to stop us!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Lads, stop!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Ah! Come on!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Where shall we go? Who's up for what?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Peach! Let's go!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10# I'll show you the time of your life
0:08:10 > 0:08:14# I'll walk you home safe from the dark
0:08:14 > 0:08:16# I'll give you my jacket, I'll give you my heart
0:08:16 > 0:08:19# But she won't come dancing tonight
0:08:19 > 0:08:20# She's having the time of her life
0:08:27 > 0:08:30# Doing all I can do, just to be close to you
0:08:30 > 0:08:34# Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat... #
0:08:34 > 0:08:35We're having a brilliant time.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38It's brilliant. We've all had a few more drinks.
0:08:38 > 0:08:44Brilliant drink deals - three vodkas and Red Bulls. I'm absolutely loving it as we speak.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Joe and Millie have no idea that tomorrow their parents will
0:08:49 > 0:08:53fly out to secretly watch what they get up to.
0:08:53 > 0:08:59We've got such high expectations of Joe and it'd be a shame if they get lowered.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04After about six hours of drinking at 4 o'clock in the morning, it may be a different Joe we see.
0:09:04 > 0:09:10# You've got to slow it down baby, just get out of my face. #
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Why don't we get a soft drink and an alcoholic drink?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16In our two drinks, can we get a soft drink?
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Millie and the girls are also getting their first taste of the Malia nightlife.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Ooh ah, Malia, say ooh ah Malia!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31We want to know how she handles things. It's a perfect opportunity.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34What parent gets to see first hand?
0:09:34 > 0:09:39I hear about what they do on a night out and you think, oh...
0:09:39 > 0:09:44but seeing it's going to be scary because I may want to jump in and go, "Don't do that!"
0:09:47 > 0:09:52The girls have managed to stay up until 7am...
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Half an hour ago it was dark.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- What the hell happened?- ..in time to see Malia in its full glory.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03In the cold light of day, it's pretty dirty and scummy.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Lots of drunk, naked people around.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- But it's what the destination is built for, basically. - What, to be dirty?
0:10:13 > 0:10:18No, the nightlife is advertised to be this sort of place.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20What's happening?!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28In the UK, the teenagers' parents are setting off.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33I don't want to see her having sex on a beach.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37That, I don't think she'd do that, but that would be my worst nightmare.
0:10:39 > 0:10:45We think it's going to be an amazing sort of experience to see Joe
0:10:45 > 0:10:48away on holiday without our supervision.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55The teenagers are at their hotels recovering from the night before,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58and Amy and Holly have already made some new friends.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02So, how are you planning on spending your first night in Malia?
0:11:02 > 0:11:03With you, hopefully!
0:11:03 > 0:11:08- Was that a bit cheesy? - Yeah.- Was that a bit cheesy?- Yeah.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- It's true. Honestly. - Oh, God, are we going to have to spend the whole night running away?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Bloody chavs.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27The parents have just arrived at the airport.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31With Bev is her friend, policewoman, Yvonne, who has come to offer moral support.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Hello!- Nice to meet you!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Hi, I'm Angela!- Is it bad?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- It was a long day. - We've heard a lot about you.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Nice to meet you. I'm Clive. Angela.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Joe's dad and mum.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Gin and tonic time.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- I think so.- You think?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Good idea.- Glass of vino and a beer.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56And a beer. I'm ready for a beer. Il know that.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59It must look so gay.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Come on, Dom.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06The lads are getting ready for another big night out.
0:12:06 > 0:12:12There's a fancy dress party at their hotel, and Joe and Dom have decided to go as fairies.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Do you like that?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Bitch is going for a different look.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I think them boys see themselves as pretty boys, so they've gone
0:12:20 > 0:12:24for a camp look on purpose, to suit their personality.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Whereas I've just gone for out-and-out ridiculous.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Can I have one on the guns? - I've had to cut a hole in it
0:12:32 > 0:12:35to go to the toilet, so I'm not sure how long it's going to last.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37The hole is there.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39I'd just got to pull it around.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48I think we're going to see a different Joe to what we see at home, personally.
0:12:48 > 0:12:54I know the lets himself go when he's out, but I think he's going to really let himself go.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59I'm expecting Malia to be like Blackpool, basically.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02And I hate that place with a vengeance.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08To get to their hotel, the parents are going through the Malia Strip.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13If they are spotted by any of the teenagers, it's game over.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Shall we shut the curtains. Because they might see us.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Looks like this is it.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21This is the Strip.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Malia 2010! Alperton, man!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26That's a big crowd, there.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Oh, crikey, look at this down here.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Ooh, ah, Malia, say, ooh, ah, Malia!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34This is more what I was expecting.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I feel really nervous because I think they might spot us.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Is that Millie in that black and white dress?
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- No.- No?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50That's exactly what I expect them to do!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I think it's awful.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56I think it's awful, and I
0:13:56 > 0:14:02know later on, you know, and I'm going to say to the girls, why on Earth do you want to be here?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06But I think it's a rite of passage. They do need to come and do it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Across town, Joe is leading the way with the drinking games.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Get up! Get up!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Do you need some help?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32All right, have a beer, spin 10 times.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36I came off that spinning, pissed.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Oh, my God, I'm going to be sick.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46VOMITS
0:14:49 > 0:14:51He's so sick.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- That's so funny. - I drank beer, sambuca. Hang on.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04It's out of my stomach now.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Let's get out there and have a party on the Strip!
0:15:10 > 0:15:14I only be sick because I know that once I'm sick,
0:15:14 > 0:15:16I can start again.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19It's like rejuvenenavating myself
0:15:19 > 0:15:21into a new person.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26And then I'm back on it again. Like a fox.
0:15:26 > 0:15:32But on the way down to the Strip, foxy Joe and his tutu have attracted some unwanted attention.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- 3,2,1.- Tongues?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- No tongues?- I've got a girlfriend!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39So what!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I've got a boyfriend!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- I've got a boyfriend!- No! No!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I'm getting raped!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51It might just be harmless fun, but Joe's had enough.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I'm getting so worried now.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55We're going to get turned on.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01What are you doing?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Pretending to be pissed? - Where are you going? I'll see you boys there.- Candy.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06We'll meet in Candy.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11SLURRED SPEECH >
0:16:15 > 0:16:17I'm not even pissed. I'm just scared that they're gay.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Actually gay.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23I'm just worried that they actually are gay. Oh, fuck!
0:16:23 > 0:16:32If my dad saw me dressed like this, I would not have a roof over my head.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Basic!
0:16:48 > 0:16:53Next morning, and the parents are going to see footage of Millie and Joe's holiday so far.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55That's Holly.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Oh, it's dark, I can't see.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Oh, there she is. They're good girls, you see, they've got their water.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Oh! They'll be on that pole in a minute!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13There's Amy! That's a bit short!
0:17:13 > 0:17:13It's shorts!
0:17:13 > 0:17:18- That's Millie.- What has she got on? That little green dress, that's nice.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20They've got some male attention.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Doesn't she look lovely?
0:17:25 > 0:17:31- That was all right. - That was all right. So far so good.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- That's Joe! - LAUGHTER
0:17:46 > 0:17:47They're snogging!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52He's dancing like me!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Oh, he's going to race.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- A drinking game!- Oh, no.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06They're going to be sick!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Oh, he's been sick! Oh, no!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12He's vomiting!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Nice!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Watch this bloke! - HELPLESS LAUGHTER
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Come here, you!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25No! Don't!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- 3,2,1.- He didn't like that.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32What are they doing?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33He likes it.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- No.- Don't do that.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41What's he doing?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- That's awful! - Is he one of their friends?- No.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46Don't know who they are.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48What on earth is he doing there?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Is Joe on his own here? Joe's on his own.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55He's not got any mates with him. What's he doing on his own there with those two blokes?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Oh, no.- Where are you going?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- I'll see you boys there.- Candy.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03We'll be in Candy.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Oh, dear.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07That was a bit of a shock, actually.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11I didn't like that, I have to say. Because he was on his own.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Yes, because he was on his own, and I think...
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- That was the worst thing, it was... - When you're on your own, it's like...
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- He didn't look comfortable with it, did he? - He handled himself ever so well.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- He did. - Considering he had a few to drink.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26He did exactly the right thing.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- That got rid of them. - That wasn't very nice.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31No, I didn't like that, not at all.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35When he's walking down the back streets of Malia with those
0:19:35 > 0:19:38two Geordies or whatever they were following him,
0:19:38 > 0:19:44touching him up, basically, as a father, I don't like that and, I was just hoping that
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Joe'd get rid of them.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50My first impression was, Joe, turn round and give them a right hook.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Not the right thing to do, but, you know, I just wanted him to get out of that situation.
0:19:54 > 0:19:59I feel so sorry for Angela and Clive
0:20:01 > 0:20:05because I know if that was my boy,
0:20:05 > 0:20:09I know how I'd be feeling. I'm thinking thank God it's not.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12This is our room.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18As you can see, it's not exactly in the best shape.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23I've still got loads of stuff in my suitcase, I've got pants everywhere,
0:20:23 > 0:20:25towels everywhere,
0:20:25 > 0:20:28rubbish everywhere. We don't spend much time in here.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30So, we don't care.
0:20:30 > 0:20:36This is just where you sleep for three hours. She's brought all this stuff and I've not even used it.
0:20:36 > 0:20:46I feel really bad. Antiseptic wipes, probably won't use them. Blister plasters, really?!
0:20:46 > 0:20:50Anadin, that's quite useful when you wake up with a hangover.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54So, we'll give her five out of five for that.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Joe might be the baby at home but when it comes to the lads, he likes to take the lead.
0:21:08 > 0:21:14Joe has always been the leader since we've been a group. Joe has everything about him to be a leader.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17He's good looking, charismatic, confident.
0:21:17 > 0:21:23Joe has persuaded the rest of the lads to leave the confines of the hotel to go go-karting.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27He was the one who said let's go go-karting.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31If it wasn't for Joe, we'd be slobbing out at the pool.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37But half an hour later, there are still no go-karts in sight.
0:21:37 > 0:21:46We've been walking for ages because someone took us the wrong way to find the go-karts.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50I'd like to go go-karting but it's finding it for a start.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52And getting the opening hours.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55The organiser Joe has cocked it up again.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59First time we've gone out and we're lost.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01We don't know if it's open because apparently it's too hot.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03We'll find out anyway.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06This is a quality establishment. I like it.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09This is my event organisation.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12It took us about four hours to get here but we're here and ready.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I need a pint but there's no bar. I'm well annoyed!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20# I don't want you to be no slave.... #
0:22:20 > 0:22:23On the beach, the girls are checking out the local talent.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30# But I want you to be true... #
0:22:30 > 0:22:34They're all rather nice specimens.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Amy is the most outgoing of all of us.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39She likes the boys.
0:22:39 > 0:22:44She's gutsy, she'll walk up to someone if she wants to or if you do a dare, she'll definitely do it.
0:22:44 > 0:22:50Have you guys seen...? The Greek god.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52The water sports guy?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Hello!
0:22:54 > 0:22:55I think we should film him on our camera.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Did you see him in the outdoor shower?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Like in Sex And The City. - He looked at me.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Unfortunately our guy was wearing panties.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09To get a better view of this Greek god,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12the girls are planning on taking a ride on Zeus's banana boat.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16We're about to go banana boating.
0:23:16 > 0:23:22- We budgeted for it.- Just about. - We didn't realise it would be this expensive.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25We get taken out on a boat by Zeus.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- The Greek god!- He's priceless!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Amy won't be the only one enjoying the view.
0:23:33 > 0:23:40Bev and Yvonne have arrived at the hotel next door to catch a glimpse of Millie and the girls.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Is that them?- Who's that?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Francis.- Is that Millie?
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Look at Millie!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56She's putting on her life jacket.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Oh, my God.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I bet they're going on that bloomin' banana boat.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15THEY SCREAM
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Oh, look at this. That's fabulous.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh, he's zig-zagging.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31He's trying to get them to come off.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40GIGGLING
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I feel really sneaky spying on Millie.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48It's the sort of thing she thinks I do.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51It's nice to see her in the flesh.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53The unbroken flesh.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54To be more precise!
0:24:58 > 0:25:02I know parents worry about their children but I've gone to the nth degree.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07It's made my life difficult. I feel restricted by it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11I'm sure Millie feels restricted and I don't want to spoil our relationship.
0:25:11 > 0:25:18She's tolerated me all these years but if I carry on, the damage will be done.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I could always get some Pot Noodles.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23The boys are on a tight budget.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Chicken and mushroom.
0:25:25 > 0:25:31To make sure they have enough for essentials like booze, Joe and Ben have found a way to save money.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32We need a favour.
0:25:32 > 0:25:40- We bought some mussels, frozen mussels.- First of all, why?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Because they're gourmet and we like mussels.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Oh, OK.- To be fair, they were quite cheap.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48You want my opinion as a Greek person or as a woman?
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Both. How do you heat them up?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Is it boiling water?
0:25:54 > 0:25:58You're going to have them on their own, boiled?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01You want something to make them taste better.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04But we're not sure what to do with them.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Bless the woman who runs the hotel.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09She gave us a lovely recipe.
0:26:09 > 0:26:17But it involved feta cheese and olive oil, spices, tomato sauce and we thought it's too much effort.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22Look at this, a pot noodle which already has herbs, spices, olive oil and chicken, sweetcorn.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Pour it in that and we're off.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29That looks minging. Why have you put it in a bowl?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Because it looks more gourmet.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36A nice sprinkle of the mussels on it.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38It smells not very good.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40It's called fish.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- I think it's quite nice.- Not too bad.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50- Do you want more mussels? - I'm all right, mate.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Coming to Malia to secretly watch their kids was a difficult decision
0:26:56 > 0:27:02but with Joe and Millie on the cusp of adulthood, the parents are keen to see how they cope on their own.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06It was hard to come and do this but actually it was the best thing to do.
0:27:06 > 0:27:13Being here has made me feel I've probably not given Millie enough credit.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15And I'm sorry for that.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19It's been quite difficult being on the same island and not doing anything about it.
0:27:19 > 0:27:26He's 18, an adult but I feel as a mother I want to be with him and make sure he's OK.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36It's 1:00am and the boys' night is just getting started.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40They're heading to the Malibu Club, one of the busiest venues on the Strip.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41ROWDY SINGING
0:27:48 > 0:27:53Joe's parents, Clive and Angela, are also on their way to the Strip.
0:27:53 > 0:27:59- I'm a bit nervous. - Why?- I don't know what to expect.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02I'm nervous in case he spots us.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Ooh, ah, Malia, I say ooh ah Malia!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Ooh, ah, Malia, I say ooh ah Malia!
0:28:08 > 0:28:11This is the true Joey, what we're seeing tonight.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21- I wasn't expecting this. - It's exactly what I was expecting.
0:28:21 > 0:28:27I didn't expect to be going down a dirt track in the pitch black.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30With the strip 50 yards away.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32We can hear the music but can't see a thing.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43It's so nerve-racking.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47Here's the TV screen, let's have a look.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Whilst the kids are partying downstairs,
0:28:50 > 0:28:51the parents are watching
0:28:51 > 0:28:54on a live feed upstairs in the manager's office.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56He's on somebody's shoulders!
0:28:56 > 0:28:58No, Joey!
0:28:58 > 0:29:01He's on Dom's shoulders.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03At least he's not got that stupid tutu on.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06They're fighting for the pole, I can't believe it.
0:29:06 > 0:29:10Let the girls go on the pole, lads, and you watch.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11# Ba, ba Americano... #
0:29:18 > 0:29:20They look really happy tonight.
0:29:20 > 0:29:24It's fantastic compared to last night.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34If only he could see us up here now.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37I don't think he'd be very happy.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43We're just above you, mate.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Yep! We're watching you!
0:29:47 > 0:29:49They're having a really good time.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51It's a fantastic environment down there.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54I feel we need to go down there and join them!
0:29:56 > 0:30:00Moments after Clive and Angela leave, Joe gets into a play fight,
0:30:00 > 0:30:03and for the second night running he's on his own.
0:30:05 > 0:30:09There's a little bit of me still wanting him to be my baby.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13She still calls him your baby, don't you, although he's six foot three.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17He's got to be on his way now, really.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19This is the start of it.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21This is the start of his new road in life, really.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23You all right, Joe?
0:30:27 > 0:30:31- No, I'm not all right. - Your lip hurting?- I'm in pain.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35My face hurts and me foot hurts.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39It hurts so much.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41I don't know where anyone is now.
0:30:41 > 0:30:46Yeah, my foot, I kicked Dom on his shin and it really, really hurt.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48I'm suffering a bit.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50So that's why it hurts.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59My mouth is bleeding. I can taste blood now.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01- What's happened? - Why do I taste blood?
0:31:01 > 0:31:05Because I accidentally smashed a bottle and I still drank it.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46This morning the parents
0:31:46 > 0:31:48are watching footage of what they missed last night.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50- Are you nervous?- A bit.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Doesn't she look gorgeous?
0:31:55 > 0:31:58- She's like a film star.- Photogenic.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- Francis?- No, Millie.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03- Francis looks lovely.- They both look gorgeous, like models.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06Have you guys seen...
0:32:06 > 0:32:07the Greek god?
0:32:08 > 0:32:12That's a new bikini. I don't know that.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14What are they talking about, a bloke? Greek god.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19Like in Sex And The City with you!
0:32:19 > 0:32:22Yeah, I was like this... And he looked at me and went like that!
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Unfortunately our guy was wearing panties.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28- Little strumpets.- My mum will probably worry and be like,
0:32:28 > 0:32:30oh, don't go on the banana boat.
0:32:31 > 0:32:32She said that!
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Too much danger!
0:32:34 > 0:32:36THEY ALL LAUGH
0:32:39 > 0:32:44Anybody would think I were a bit of a worrier.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48I feel really happy for you, because I think that's lovely.
0:32:48 > 0:32:55I think it's just shown them having a good time and chilling about the lovely pool area.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58I'm a bit nervous about what's to come for us.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00How glamorous do they look around people, the girls?
0:33:00 > 0:33:04He's got nail varnish on.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07He's got that suntan lotion that I bought him to put on his wrist,
0:33:07 > 0:33:10just to make sure that he takes it when he goes out.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Yeah, but he's got nail varnish on, Angela.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15My mum thought it was an absolutely brilliant idea, but I've not used it.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19It is a brilliant idea! He's not used it!
0:33:19 > 0:33:25She said I can wear it like when we go like out and about.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28- Yes!- I ain't going to carry that around,
0:33:28 > 0:33:30am I, at the end of the day?
0:33:30 > 0:33:31I'll get shot.
0:33:33 > 0:33:37You'll get shot with that on but not with nail varnish on! Come on, Joe, get a life.
0:33:37 > 0:33:41She's bought all this stuff and I've not even used it. I feel really bad.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44Oh, my God. You should feel bad.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51You all right, Joe?
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Oh, my God. Where is everybody else?
0:33:53 > 0:33:54No, I'm not all right.
0:33:56 > 0:33:57I'm in pain.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01My face hurts, my foot hurts.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05It hurts so much.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07I don't know where anyone is now.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10He's on his own again.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12My mouth is bleeding, I can taste blood now.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16- He's got blood?- He hasn't, has he?
0:34:16 > 0:34:19I accidentally smashed a bottle and I still drank it.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26That was strange.
0:34:26 > 0:34:30But it's the look. I can tell, Joe's face, when he's not happy.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33And he wasn't happy there, was he?
0:34:33 > 0:34:39I was a bit upset to see him with a cut lip and blood on his foot.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45We'll have to get the full story there, see what's been going on,
0:34:45 > 0:34:47so I'm now a bit worried about as to what has been going on.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49The girls...
0:34:49 > 0:34:53are behaving really, really sensibly.
0:34:53 > 0:34:58I'm just now wondering why I was so anxious and so worried.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00They seem to be very, very tame, don't they?
0:35:00 > 0:35:03They're more tame than they are at home.
0:35:03 > 0:35:05I agree with that.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08I'd like to see something more exciting happening with them,
0:35:08 > 0:35:12really - really letting their hair down a bit and having a good time.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14I don't think they seem to have done that yet.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28Over at the girls' hotel, Amy is panicking.
0:35:30 > 0:35:34Greek love god Zeus has turned up and is waiting for her in the hotel bar.
0:35:34 > 0:35:39I was joking with our gorgeous Greek god, Zeus
0:35:39 > 0:35:42and he was like, "Oh, yes, come out tonight, I come to your room".
0:35:42 > 0:35:44I was thinking, "Yeah, yeah,"
0:35:44 > 0:35:45And he's actually turned up.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48So now I'm like, oh, my God, what the hell am I going to do?
0:35:53 > 0:35:55No, like when you do it properly.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57- It means I've got to wet my hair again.- OK, leave it.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59- It'll still look lovely.- No!
0:35:59 > 0:36:03Oh, for fuck's sake, I can't cope!
0:36:03 > 0:36:06He's absolutely gorgeous and he just flirts a bit. Chill.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Ame, are you actually all right?
0:36:13 > 0:36:17You sounded very upset. Because it's fine, we'll be ready.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20- It'll be fine. - Are we waiting for two more?
0:36:20 > 0:36:22What time are they going to get here?
0:36:25 > 0:36:27A few minutes.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Shall we stay here and have a drink?
0:36:30 > 0:36:31Yeah.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Millie, Francis, you're here.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36I feel we're not going to see Amy much tonight.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42I think he's a bit pervy. He gave me a little look.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48"Oui, oui, oui, me Greek man."
0:36:48 > 0:36:51I think there might be a bit of a language barrier.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53The conversation is lagging.
0:36:58 > 0:36:59And the language barrier
0:36:59 > 0:37:02appears to be too much and Zeus doesn't hang around.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05He went off down to the bar with his friends,
0:37:05 > 0:37:09but he said that he's going to come to the strip later,
0:37:09 > 0:37:12so we'll see what happens.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14I'm not fussed either way.
0:37:14 > 0:37:19He's a lot more shy than when he was taking us in the banana boat, a bit like "neeurgh".
0:37:19 > 0:37:22I'm quite happy to have a good night with our girlies.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25But I really need a wee, so that's where I'm going.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29It's four in the morning and Joe and his best mate Lloydy
0:37:29 > 0:37:31are on their way back from the strip.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Everyone else has gone bed.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37Actually, to be fair, everyone else has gone to bed.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40We're the last men standing. I told you at the start of the night
0:37:40 > 0:37:46I'd be the last one standing, and I'm proving it right here.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Dom and Chi Chi haven't made it to their beds.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Dom and Chi Chi. I was totally wrong.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04I'm just worried about Dom.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08- Chi Chi.- Dom.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35Two hours later at the girls' hotel, Amy has just arrived back after
0:38:35 > 0:38:38getting separated from the others earlier in the night.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41Are Millie and Francis already back?
0:38:43 > 0:38:45The girls have been worried about her.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Oh my God, Amy, we've been worried. - Why have you been worried? I'm fine.
0:38:48 > 0:38:53- Why are we screaming?- Because the fucking cameras are on me.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57The time is about half six, I think, in the morning.
0:38:57 > 0:39:01I'm not totally sure. We've had a night out on the strip.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04It was quite disjointed. We lost Amy for a little while.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06It wasn't a big deal at all.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10I kind of knew where she was and it was fine.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Like I say, just a bit of an emotional night.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14I think she's just had a few too many to drink,
0:39:14 > 0:39:16and...
0:39:16 > 0:39:20like I don't know. She's thinking things bigger than they are,
0:39:20 > 0:39:21and it's really not a big deal.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Joe and Millie's holiday is nearly over, and in less
0:39:35 > 0:39:39than 24 hours their parents will reveal what they've been up to.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Am I missing my parents?
0:39:41 > 0:39:44I feel terrible saying it,
0:39:44 > 0:39:47but I've not really thought about them much because
0:39:47 > 0:39:49half the time probably in Malia, I've been drunk,
0:39:49 > 0:39:53so I've got no control of it, and the other half I've been asleep.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56You're not really your true self with your parents.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00You're kind of the person that they want you to be.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Then when you're with your boys, then you can just
0:40:02 > 0:40:05unleash yourself a bit, just have a bit more fun.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14I think my mum would have let me do all the things we've been doing.
0:40:14 > 0:40:20However it would have been a bit more of a drag because she'd obviously have to have her say.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23When it's just you girls, and it's just your friends,
0:40:23 > 0:40:25you want to do the same kind of thing.
0:40:25 > 0:40:29There's no one saying, well, be careful or anything like that.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32It's nice just to... it's more relaxing in that sense.
0:40:36 > 0:40:40It's half past 12 - another big night in Malia.
0:40:40 > 0:40:41Let's get fucked!
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Everybody wants a bit of the cock.
0:40:48 > 0:40:53Tonight both groups of teenagers are going to one of the strip's biggest venues, the Candy Club.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00And so are their parents.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03I'm hoping to see them having a bit of fun tonight.
0:41:03 > 0:41:08The clips that I've seen, the girls have not been particularly
0:41:08 > 0:41:10dancing, so as we're going to a club,
0:41:10 > 0:41:12that should be really good.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19As the girls warm up with some drinking games,
0:41:19 > 0:41:23the parents are making their way down a back street behind the strip.
0:41:37 > 0:41:41I'm in a hot sweat. I don't know why I'm getting in a hot sweat.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43This is the last opportunity for the parents to see
0:41:43 > 0:41:46how their kids behave when they're not around.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Joe and Millie have just met in the club...
0:41:55 > 0:41:57And there's no keeping them apart.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Millie's kissing.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03She's kissing Joe!
0:42:03 > 0:42:05No, she's not. He's whispering to her.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07- Just talking. - Looks like they're kissing to me.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15Oh, my God.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Oh, my lord.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24How big's your garden...
0:42:24 > 0:42:26for a marquee?
0:42:27 > 0:42:31It's nice to see Joe without a dress on, to be honest.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33- And there's no nail varnish. - Oh, I say!
0:42:38 > 0:42:40It's the Cheeky Girls.
0:42:45 > 0:42:50I want to be up there doing that.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53It'd take me 20 minutes to get up there.
0:43:02 > 0:43:03It's been brilliant.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06I'm glad we saw all this, aren't you? It's been absolutely fantastic.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09It's been brilliant to watch them having such a good time.
0:43:09 > 0:43:10This is what I hoped we'd see.
0:43:10 > 0:43:14They were all really happy, Millie's group and our group,
0:43:14 > 0:43:17and joining up together just like really good friends,
0:43:17 > 0:43:19like they'd known each other for ages.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21They just seemed really happy to be together.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27Millie, Joe and Chi Chi have had a good time.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29But moments after the parents leave
0:43:29 > 0:43:32the evening takes a turn for the worse.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40Come with me now. I swear on my fucking life, come here.
0:43:40 > 0:43:45Joe has just heard from one of the lads that Chi Chi has been punched in the face by a stranger.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48He's trying to find him.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50Chi has been hit.
0:43:50 > 0:43:53- Come on!- Fuck off, seriously.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55I don't know.
0:43:57 > 0:44:02We were dancing on the dance floor and this guy grabbed this guy in the white T shirt that was our friend,
0:44:02 > 0:44:06but I didn't notice it was him, and this other one started smacking him
0:44:06 > 0:44:08and then he came out and I realised it was him
0:44:08 > 0:44:12because I'd been dancing with him and he'd bought me a drink,
0:44:12 > 0:44:15and so I went off after him but I had blood all over me and he was like,
0:44:15 > 0:44:17"I'm fine, I'm fine," it all over his face.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Joe tracks down Chi Chi at the medical centre.
0:44:20 > 0:44:23Did he go up to you and hit you?
0:44:23 > 0:44:24What a prick.
0:44:28 > 0:44:29Have a good night...
0:44:29 > 0:44:32The last thing I want is for you to go out and find a fight.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35- Just have a good night... - Chi, fucking look at you, Chi.
0:44:35 > 0:44:40Every day the doctors here deal with up to 50 violence related injuries.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Help her, help her.
0:44:47 > 0:44:52Chi Chi has been told by the doctors at the medical centre to come back tomorrow for an X ray.
0:44:52 > 0:44:55What happened, I went for a piss, I came outside,
0:44:55 > 0:44:59walking towards the lads, and someone just hit me in the face.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02So I stood up and was like "what?"
0:45:02 > 0:45:03He hit me in the face again,
0:45:03 > 0:45:06so I thought fuck this, started getting involved,
0:45:06 > 0:45:12and it was mates, mates, mates, and I thought fuck this, so I shoved them all aside and walked outside.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16I knew that he would not have done anything wrong because he's not the sort of guy,
0:45:16 > 0:45:21so a few of us were just a bit like, we just wanted to see who it was and say to him, "Why did you do that?"
0:45:21 > 0:45:24We didn't want him to get away with it cos at the end of the day it's
0:45:24 > 0:45:28one of our best mates who's been hit for no reason, so we wanted to get to the bottom of it.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31I just hope he can come out tomorrow, seriously.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33I hope it doesn't ruin his holiday.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39It's the last day of the holiday.
0:45:39 > 0:45:44Tonight, Millie and Joe will find out exactly what their parents have been up to.
0:45:44 > 0:45:48But right now the boys have only one thing on their minds.
0:45:48 > 0:45:51How are you doing, Chi? You all right, mate? What's up?
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Chi Chi, who has been at the hospital all morning.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56I'm sorry, Chi, mate.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Bad news. Chi just rang.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01He has to stay another night, because he's got a thing on his nose.
0:46:01 > 0:46:06He has to stay for two nights, so he can't fly back with us. James is going to stay with him.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08He has to stay in the hospital.
0:46:08 > 0:46:11They've done this operation and they said you have to wait 48 hours.
0:46:17 > 0:46:21Chi Chi doesn't want his broken nose to ruin the final night.
0:46:21 > 0:46:26So the lads are going ahead with their plans to celebrate Bitch's 19th birthday.
0:46:26 > 0:46:28# Happy birthday to Bitch
0:46:28 > 0:46:32# Happy birthday to you. #
0:46:32 > 0:46:35Make a wish.
0:46:35 > 0:46:40Everyone is upset about Chi Chi's nose and how he can't be here today for the final day.
0:46:40 > 0:46:44But looking back on it, we've had a good week anyway, and he said to
0:46:44 > 0:46:47me on the phone earlier, "Have a good night for me".
0:46:47 > 0:46:49So I'll make sure that happens.
0:46:52 > 0:46:54But their party is about to be gatecrashed.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01I just can't wait to see their faces when we start explaining that
0:47:01 > 0:47:04we've been in the nightclubs with them and we've been on the strip.
0:47:07 > 0:47:11They're going to be in turmoil when they realise that we've been following them around for a week.
0:47:11 > 0:47:15For this game you're going to be blindfolded. It's a taste test.
0:47:15 > 0:47:19The lads are finishing their holiday just as they started -
0:47:19 > 0:47:20with more drinking games.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25I've got butterflies in my stomach now.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27I just want to get it over and done with now.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29It's quite exciting.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31It's very exciting.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34I love this sort of thing, but even I'm sort of got the butterflies.
0:47:34 > 0:47:39I'm going to place a shot glass in everyone's hand.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41There's nothing in it yet.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49Three, two, one, drink.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- Ready? - Are you going to tiptoe?- I'll tiptoe.
0:47:54 > 0:47:58- Keep the taste in your mind. - I'll drink that all day.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Three, two, one, drink.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11Now, one at a time, I'm going to ask you what you've been drinking. Joe.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Yes.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16- What was your first shot? - Peach schnapps.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18- What was your second shot? - Apple sours.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21- What was your third shot? - Peppermint mouthwash.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23Are you absolutely positive?
0:48:23 > 0:48:25- No.- Remove your blindfold, Joe.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Surprise!
0:48:32 > 0:48:35We've been watching you!
0:48:35 > 0:48:37THEY ALL SCREAM AND SHOUT
0:48:46 > 0:48:49We've been watching you the whole time!
0:48:49 > 0:48:55- We've been watching you since the first day of your holiday. - Literally live?
0:48:55 > 0:48:59Yeah. We've been down the Strip, in the nightclubs, haven't we?
0:48:59 > 0:49:02We've been in the nightclubs. We've been here the whole time.
0:49:02 > 0:49:06We've been to the Malibu Club.
0:49:07 > 0:49:10- Oh, shit! - We watched you on the podium.
0:49:10 > 0:49:12- What about your sun cream? - I've used it every day, Mum.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14You haven't. I know you haven't.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Shit!
0:49:16 > 0:49:19"Who's going to wear one of those bangles of suncream?
0:49:19 > 0:49:21- "My mum's packed me this."- Crap.
0:49:21 > 0:49:24- How do you feel about seeing us? - I'm happy.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26It's a bit weird.
0:49:26 > 0:49:31We wanted to see how you behaved on holiday when you first sort of the holiday with the lads.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33Shit, then. Oh, crap.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36We wanted to know, like a fly on a wall sort of thing.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38What did you think, then?
0:49:38 > 0:49:42We've seen video coverage that was quite distressing
0:49:42 > 0:49:44to us as parents, honestly.
0:49:44 > 0:49:48- What? What?- With those blokes...
0:49:48 > 0:49:51With the blokes, that was quite upsetting to me,
0:49:51 > 0:49:55I have to say, first of all to see you in a dress and nail varnish.
0:49:55 > 0:49:59To be serious about it, we weren't sure if they were joking or not.
0:49:59 > 0:50:03- I can't even remember.- You know what happened to Chi last night.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06You was in a vulnerable position that night with those two guys.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09Although they were messing around with you,
0:50:09 > 0:50:11they could have been muggers.
0:50:11 > 0:50:16But you was in such a state that you weren't to know if you'd been mugged or knifed or whatever, had you?
0:50:16 > 0:50:18That's a concern to us as parents.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20We loved the times when you're having a great time.
0:50:20 > 0:50:23- We had a good time anyway, didn't we, boys?- ALL: Yeah!
0:50:23 > 0:50:26What's the song? Ooh, aah, Malia.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28Say ooh, aah, Malia.
0:50:30 > 0:50:34Oh, my days! I'm pleased to see them - obviously, it's your mum and dad.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37But you're not pleased to see them with my boys in Malia
0:50:37 > 0:50:39because it's just like hold on,
0:50:39 > 0:50:43this is the reason why I came to Malia, to get away from them.
0:50:44 > 0:50:49It's 3am and Bev is preparing to surprise Millie.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52- I'm nervous now.- What do you think she's going to say?
0:50:52 > 0:50:54I haven't a clue.
0:50:54 > 0:50:56In fact...
0:50:56 > 0:50:58I didn't even think about it until you said.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01- I know, I've worried you, haven't I? - You've really worried me about that.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04I didn't think that Millie would be cross.
0:51:04 > 0:51:05You know better than I do.
0:51:05 > 0:51:07I know, but you've set me thinking now.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10I don't think she's going to turn around and say "Get lost".
0:51:10 > 0:51:13- If she does, can you pick me up off the floor?- I will.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20Millie and the girls are determined
0:51:20 > 0:51:22to make their last night in Malia one to remember.
0:51:22 > 0:51:26Off, off, off, off, off!
0:51:34 > 0:51:38I don't think my mum would like the strip at all.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40She'd say everyone was uncouth,
0:51:40 > 0:51:42which I guess they are.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45But you've just got to go with it.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47Mum is about to see for herself.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50She's on the strip and heading towards Millie.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53X Factor!
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Let me give you a fucking mangina, shall we?
0:52:01 > 0:52:03I don't know, I didn't look!
0:52:10 > 0:52:12All right, OK, are we ready for this?
0:52:12 > 0:52:14I am.
0:52:19 > 0:52:22Shit!
0:52:29 > 0:52:31You've no idea. Do you know how long I've been here?
0:52:31 > 0:52:33- How long?- Five days.
0:52:33 > 0:52:37What?! You've been here the whole time? You never went to Malta?
0:52:37 > 0:52:41I've seen you on a banana boat.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43I was hiding behind the thing with binoculars!
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Guess where I went last night?
0:52:52 > 0:52:55- We were there. - We were there.- Did you see us?
0:52:55 > 0:52:58We were watching you.
0:52:58 > 0:53:02We've been ducking and diving. Are you cross with me?
0:53:02 > 0:53:02No!
0:53:02 > 0:53:04I thought you might have been.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Listen - I did it because I thought if
0:53:10 > 0:53:12there's a problem then I can be there.
0:53:12 > 0:53:16If it had been you that had been smashed in't face I'd have been able to come.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19But now I've done it, I'm not going to do it again because...
0:53:19 > 0:53:22Please don't do this on another holiday.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25Actually seeing what you've done and how you've coped,
0:53:25 > 0:53:27I'm really proud of you.
0:53:27 > 0:53:29I don't have to bother, do I?
0:53:29 > 0:53:31Give us a kiss.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39The next day and Clive and Angela
0:53:39 > 0:53:41are catching up with Joe before they fly home.
0:53:41 > 0:53:43I was absolutely shocked to see you.
0:53:43 > 0:53:46When I took the blindfold off, I just thought, oh, no.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48I didn't know what to do. I never saw it coming.
0:53:48 > 0:53:50We've been a fly on the wall,
0:53:50 > 0:53:53and I don't know if I'd want to be a fly on a wall again,
0:53:53 > 0:54:00but we've had an insight into your sort of holiday, what you enjoy, how you get on with your friends.
0:54:00 > 0:54:06We're proud to have such a nice child that we've brought up,
0:54:06 > 0:54:08and you're a credit to our family.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10We're so proud of you this week.
0:54:10 > 0:54:14If I wasn't so hungover I'd probably cry.
0:54:14 > 0:54:15Thank you.
0:54:17 > 0:54:22After a week of watching Millie from afar, Bev's finally getting some mother-daughter time.
0:54:22 > 0:54:28Being able to see you this week from a distance, I've seen you completely differently.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31The differences at home
0:54:31 > 0:54:35in our house I saw you as my child...
0:54:35 > 0:54:39but seeing you here, I saw you as an adult.
0:54:39 > 0:54:43I think this experience has been brilliant timing
0:54:43 > 0:54:46because I'm on the cusp of everything that's going to start happening,
0:54:46 > 0:54:48like moving into a new house.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50You won't know where I am all the time,
0:54:50 > 0:54:55and actually I'd be fine, but you wouldn't. I think this...
0:54:55 > 0:54:58You've got more out of this experience than I have.
0:55:02 > 0:55:04You were always mine.
0:55:04 > 0:55:08When you were born, you were always mine.
0:55:10 > 0:55:14You've been the only thing that has been constant in my life.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18When you were born, my mum said...
0:55:24 > 0:55:27"Bev will never be on her own again".
0:55:36 > 0:55:37And you won't.
0:55:39 > 0:55:41No, I won't.
0:55:41 > 0:55:44That's why it's been so hard
0:55:44 > 0:55:45to let you go.
0:55:49 > 0:55:52Give me a hug.
0:55:52 > 0:55:55Don't get mascara on my top, though.
0:55:55 > 0:55:57- I love you, do you know that? - Yeah, I love you, too.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02Next time it's high thrills...
0:56:02 > 0:56:04Dancing...
0:56:06 > 0:56:07Snogging...
0:56:07 > 0:56:09She needs to put them boobs away.
0:56:09 > 0:56:14And getting busted with your pants down on party island Ibiza.
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