0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains strong language.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10The first ever summer holiday with your mates -
0:00:10 > 0:00:12a rite of passage for every teenager.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13Freedom...
0:00:15 > 0:00:17..temptation...
0:00:17 > 0:00:18and excess.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21All away from mum and dad.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Absolutely wasted!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28If my dad saw me dressed like this,
0:00:28 > 0:00:32I would not have a roof over my head.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36MUSIC: Theme from The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
0:00:36 > 0:00:40But what they don't know is that their parents are coming too,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43secretly watching to make sure their kids
0:00:43 > 0:00:45can stand on their own two feet.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48My God. I can't believe I'm seeing this, actually.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51It'll be an eye-opening experience.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Look at the state of your daughter.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56But will it bring them closer together?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58We're proud to have such a nice child.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00You're a credit to our family.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Or drive them further apart?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06She's in for a bollocking, dressed like that.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Seriously in for a bollocking.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Coming up...
0:01:11 > 0:01:14It's down and out,
0:01:14 > 0:01:15down the hatch,
0:01:15 > 0:01:19and in your face in Ayia Napa,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22as ladies' man David Canning cuts the apron strings...
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Underwear.- Yep. - Obviously including trainer socks.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29If you showed me him taking drugs quite happily and slapping women,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I would be mortified.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35..for one last holiday with the lads.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37No!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40And rugger-bugger Greg Salmon
0:01:40 > 0:01:42pushes himself and his mates to new limits.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Jamie, ... off! Stay here!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46This time it's on camera,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49and bad luck, Gregs, your dad's watching you.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Gregs, that's not dancing. That's groping.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54As the parents spy on their kids...
0:01:54 > 0:01:57You and me and a packet of three?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Everything's dangling.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03If you knew Daddy was watching you...
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Jump up.- Ugh!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09..and give David and Greg the shock of their lives.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Go on! Give them a big kiss, David!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14No way! I'm imagining this.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Blackpool and Royal Air Force applicant David Canning
0:02:25 > 0:02:29is getting some last-minute advice from his ex-sergeant dad.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32The police are very strict there. Not just because they're soldiers,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35but there has been trouble with soldiers.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39This part of Cyprus is particularly bad apparently.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41'I'm closer to my mum than my dad.'
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Mum gets more shocked at the things I do, obviously,
0:02:44 > 0:02:45because I tell her more.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Please could you take loads of condoms?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50It's fine, I'll bring some. It's OK.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Within the army, what happens overseas, stay overseas.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I think David, with his friends, are the same.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00What happens out stays there. Whether it was girls, boys, fights - it doesn't come home.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Sex in the toilets, snorting coke, whatever.- Yeah.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05David's parents married 20 years ago.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08He's the oldest of four and has always admired his dad's army career
0:03:08 > 0:03:12and aims to join the forces himself as a fitness instructor for the RAF.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16But there's not much basic training for Ayia Napa -
0:03:16 > 0:03:19just some final preparations to take care of.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You watch me, I'll watch you.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Going with him are Mad Dog Danny...
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Argh!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Ladies' man, Luke...- Ohh!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- Immi the joker...- Aah!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30And Chris
0:03:30 > 0:03:32the wannabe porn star.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Nngh! Argh!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39The most constructive thing I could see coming out of this
0:03:39 > 0:03:41is that David takes natural command
0:03:41 > 0:03:44of a situation, no matter what it is.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48It could be that they fall off the banana boat and run into difficulty,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51and David can swim and he goes and rescues them.
0:03:51 > 0:03:57It could be that David has shown command, control and initiative,
0:03:57 > 0:04:00and that, in itself, will show him in great light for the RAF.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Ow!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08In Sussex...
0:04:08 > 0:04:11rugby lad Greg Salmon is getting in some last-minute training
0:04:11 > 0:04:13with his dad and rugby coach Chris.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Sue suggested you might be going out trying to pull crumpet,
0:04:16 > 0:04:20but what you do need is to be a bit careful about...
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Whether they're blokes or not.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Greg is Chris's youngest son
0:04:24 > 0:04:28and he's always encouraged him to follow in his footsteps and be rugby mad.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Greg's parents split up nine years ago
0:04:31 > 0:04:34and he spends his time between his mum and dad
0:04:34 > 0:04:36and wants to go to uni and study sport.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Step-mum Tracy's less than impressed.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Chris pampers him completely when they're here.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44They don't lift a finger and they just make a mess.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Going with Greg to Ayia Napa are -
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Jamie, who likes his booze,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Ben D'Arcy, who likes throwing up.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53You don't normally do that.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55And Dayle, who likes to get naked.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58There have been times when we've been really drunk
0:04:58 > 0:05:02that just absolute streams of situations have happened.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04People have crapped themselves,
0:05:04 > 0:05:06they've had things shoved up their arse.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Everyone going on this holiday has a brand or two, like,
0:05:11 > 0:05:14got a beer bottle brand there from when I was really quite young,
0:05:14 > 0:05:16that one was from last New Year's Eve.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19When you're drunk, anything goes, really.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Dayle!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Greg's dad Chris is all for liberal parenting.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I was allowed to do quite a lot as a youngster.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31Hopefully it made me a more capable adult and I'd like the same for Gregs really.
0:05:31 > 0:05:37- Morning.- It's 6am and time for the rugby lads to say goodbye.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39See you later, old man.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Lambrusco first. - Cheers, guys.- To Napa.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Happy Napa.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53As the boys look forward to more booze on the plane...
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Bye-bye, darling. Oh, take care. Love you lots.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01..in Blackpool, David can't wait to hit the bright lights of Ayia Napa.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Good lad. Excellent.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Bye, darling. Bye.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Brilliant. Let's go.- Go on. - When I say Ayia, you say Napa. Ayia.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10- Napa!- Ayia.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Napa!- Yeah!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Now we're actually on the way, it's like woo!
0:06:15 > 0:06:22Both groups are travelling to the beautiful island of Cyprus, home to the clubbing Mecca of Ayia Napa.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Over a quarter of a million revellers visit Napa every summer
0:06:26 > 0:06:30and not all of them are renowned for their British reserve.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:06:38 > 0:06:43- Guys, guys.- 5pm, and the rugby lads have landed in Cyprus.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Paralytic from free booze on the flight,
0:06:45 > 0:06:49the police have already taken their passport details and threatened to send them home.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56THEY LAUGH
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Here we go. We may have had a few beverages but...
0:07:03 > 0:07:06One too many, maybe, this one.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09This is what happens when you race who does the most bevvies.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Then... Then I think...
0:07:11 > 0:07:14You won! You won the most bevvies.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- The winner gets a tickle. - Basically, Jammers, give it a rest.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Jammers, give it a rest. Jammers.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24It just got to some extent where...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26some of us...
0:07:26 > 0:07:29We'll have to look after him, he's such an idiot.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Hang on. Wait.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Darce, Darce, let's go. Let's go.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Jump up. This bloke's an idiot.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Let's go. Darce.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42It's... Honestly. It's all right.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Wake up. Darce.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48This bloke's just an idiot. He's had one too many sherries.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Kicks off like this.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53I do apologise.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55We are English. Yes, I understand.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- I think that's quite a cool way to start off, to be honest.- It is.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03To be fair, I do kind of wish I was that passed out, but I'm not.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04I don't.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07With no taxis willing to take them to town,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10it's down to the production team to step in.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Can't believe we're finally here. God's sake.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Meanwhile, David and the Blackpool boys arrive
0:08:20 > 0:08:22and their first thoughts also turn to booze.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24We need to stock up the fridge.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27We'll stock up the fridge and that, get something to eat
0:08:27 > 0:08:30to settle our stomachs and then we'll just absolutely get rat-arsed.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Not even funny. How good are these rooms, by the way?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37And this room's also got a view.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Chiquita! All right, girls!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41HE WHISTLES
0:08:41 > 0:08:47You like coming for a drink before we go out? Mine in ten minutes.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51After a few toilet stops en route,
0:08:51 > 0:08:54the rugby lads check into their hotel
0:08:54 > 0:08:57and D'Arcy's back on his feet.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02GREG WHISTLES, D'ARCY COUGHS
0:09:05 > 0:09:06D'ARCY VOMITS
0:09:09 > 0:09:11D'ARCY VOMITS LOUDLY
0:09:15 > 0:09:20Well, Darce has had a few beers on the plane and he's chundering,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- basically in a shower. - I don't have a clue where I am.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Here's a little tickle.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26D'ARCY COUGHS
0:09:26 > 0:09:28GREG LAUGHS
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Mate, we're going to our room now.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32What do you mean we're going to our fucking room?
0:09:32 > 0:09:36I've just got off a plane, it's midnight, where the fuck am I?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Mate, we're in Napa, going to our room...- Brilliant.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- In about an hour's time we're going out.- We're going out, boys!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44That's exactly what we're doing.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I tell you what, this hotel doesn't need any clothes, that's what I'm telling you.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51This fucking hotel. Fuck clothes.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Hey, guys!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54THEY LAUGH
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Lookin' good! Where you from?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Holland.- I don't know what that is but I'll have 12 of them.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01THEY LAUGH
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I've lost all my clothes, all my bags, fuck it...
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Watch this for a slap.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09This is sick here, mate, we've got a proper room.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12We can invite girls back here. It's massive.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I was expecting, like, a little, like, gay little room.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Despite having only just recovered, the boys start drinking again.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Do you want a beer or what?- I want some food, mate. You want any food?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25No, I've got beers.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28The Blackpool boys have already pulled.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34Trouble is, there's five of them, but only two girls - blonde Catherine and brunette Lily.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Where you from?- Reading.- Reading. - Are you coming out for a night out with us?- We are.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Ever been to the other places like Magaluf? Where did you go out there?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45The only worries I've got about David about any time,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47but particularly being away in a foreign country,
0:10:47 > 0:10:52is drugs. It's just something that will ruin his life.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57It's really nice I'm away for a week.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I'm free, I get to do what I want, be myself and just party,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02and if anything happens, it happens,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I go back to Blackpool and have my normal life again.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:11:08 > 0:11:11CHEERING
0:11:11 > 0:11:16And David's up for new experiences, even if they do mess with his head.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18DAVID LAUGHS
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- Yes!- I can't hear anything!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26With Catherine in tow, David's a man on a mission.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Greg, just like his dad, is always one for a dare.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Mate, have a go, I reckon you could dive into the pool from here. Go.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Fuck no.- Seriously don't.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44No, you could, you could.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Have a go.- No, shut up.- Why? Pussy.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- You won't dive into the pool. - No, I won't.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52You're right there, Greg, well done.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59It's 2am and Greg and his mates finally hit the town.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:05 > 0:12:08MUSIC: "OMG" by Usher
0:12:10 > 0:12:13# There's so many ways to love you... #
0:12:21 > 0:12:26At the other end of the strip, most of the Blackpool boys have their hands in the air,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29except David, whose got his hands full with Catherine.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I just thought it was boring that him and Chris
0:12:41 > 0:12:44fucking just danced with them two girls all night.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48We're not here to fucking stick to two girls like magnets.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53If you're going to like one of us, you'll have to choose someone.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58It's like, the end of the day, you started talking to me, so I thought to myself, obviously,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01you must think I'm quite attractive a little bit.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Not being big-headed, but if you didn't, you'd have danced with someone else.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Am I going to your apartment or are you coming to mine?
0:13:12 > 0:13:16It's day two and it looks like David got lucky last night.
0:13:16 > 0:13:23- He's got to be in her room or fucking Greek guys took him somewhere.- He's here!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- David!- What the fuck!
0:13:25 > 0:13:26I've been fucking ringing.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29How many missed calls have you got on your phone?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I've got no missed calls. What are you talking about?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I rang you. I rang everyone.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Your phone not answering, your... - You've been over there, haven't you?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- That's the only place I could stay.- Did you shag her?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- No, did I fuck?!- Boring.- Boring?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45I was banging on the door for fucking ages last night.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- I thought you stayed at her's. - No, I was like... Fuck's sake, they wouldn't wake up,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52I was like... "Fuck it, I'll go back to Catherine's."
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I didn't get laid. I didn't even try anything.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I was more pissed off that I couldn't get in my own bed and sleep.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02I was chatting to her anyway and she's up for meeting up another night,
0:14:02 > 0:14:04so I was happy for us to, like, just go to sleep.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06David kept his hands to himself.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09If only Mad Dog Danny would do the same.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13LOUD SLAP Ahh! Fucking idiot.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15THEY LAUGH
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Today the parents are leaving for Ayia Napa.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27I just hope he doesn't do anything that he will regret
0:14:27 > 0:14:31or look back on and think, "Actually, I really wish I hadn't done that."
0:14:31 > 0:14:34And David's dad Paul is also concerned.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39One misdemeanour this stage of his life, for a bit of fun,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42could ruin what he's planned as his own personal career.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46At the hotel David and the lads have been joined by Catherine,
0:14:46 > 0:14:49but not everyone's pleased to see her.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51We're on holiday together, us five.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56What's the point in hanging around just two girls, the same girl, all the time?
0:14:56 > 0:15:00While Danny's sulking, Chris is happy to get into the party spirit.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03As long as I make people laugh, I'm happy.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05That's my aim. Aim of the game.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07As long as people are happy, I'm happy.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15David's making the most of having fun now,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17as he hopes he'll soon be in the RAF.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21I have to start manning up now and becoming a real man instead of just a young lad who,
0:15:21 > 0:15:25"Oh, I can get away doing anything. I'll just go on holiday." It's like,
0:15:25 > 0:15:28"Shit, I have to start thinking about my life and what I want to do
0:15:28 > 0:15:32"and is the RAF my real career, what I want to do, and pick it and stick at it?"
0:15:32 > 0:15:35His dad is proud of him for following in his footsteps,
0:15:35 > 0:15:38but David feels they've recently drifted apart.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I'd like to spend more time with my dad and get to know him better.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Maybe, when he retires, I'll have an opportunity to seek more time with him,
0:15:45 > 0:15:48go to football games or rugby. He really likes watching rugby.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58On the other side of the island, Greg and David's parents meet for the first time,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00before their mission begins.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Looking forward to it? - Yeah, very much so.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Totally surreal. Lovely.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09It is wet T-shirt time!
0:16:09 > 0:16:10It might be day time,
0:16:10 > 0:16:14but that doesn't stop the rugby boys from continuing the party.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Oh, yeah, just check the size of them buggers out!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20We've got a couple of watermelons on there!
0:16:30 > 0:16:36I think you're well aware they're going to over-drink and act up and horse around,
0:16:36 > 0:16:41but I think you hope they do it with honesty, integrity and without malice.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- You got something you're hoping for from it?- Um, yeah,
0:16:45 > 0:16:50just to find out that David is the sort of honest,
0:16:50 > 0:16:56self-assured, confident sort of person that he always seems to be to us.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59CROWD CHANTS: Off! Off! Off! Off!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Get those titties, get those titties, get those titties out!
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Get those titties, get those titties, get those titties out!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Danny's looking forward to drinking with the lads,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14but David has other thoughts.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Here they are.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21My God. It's really hot.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Girls, are you playing drinking games?- No.- Why not?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Here, babe, go on. - That's not really fair.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- It is. If you win you get to pick your...- That's not a small shot either, is it?
0:17:31 > 0:17:32No, it is a very small one.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35The two girls are here from the other hotel,
0:17:35 > 0:17:38so hopefully, they can come over and stay out with us all night
0:17:38 > 0:17:40and maybe what happens happens.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Let's go.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Guarantee, every night we go out - hammered.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56We won't fucking let it down. Every night I go out, I'll be smashed.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Stand up. Stand up. Turn round.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03No!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06'My best experience with a girl has to be,'
0:18:06 > 0:18:09bent over, she was bent over,
0:18:09 > 0:18:11her bum like this...
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- No!- I couldn't help myself from licking her bumhole.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20You're filthy.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Catherine feels the friction in the group, so tries to make amends.
0:18:33 > 0:18:39Surprisingly, Chris's unconventional chat-up lines seem to be working.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42In Ayia Napa,
0:18:42 > 0:18:46anything goes and a lot of clubbers get dressed up to go out.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Well, I have to say...
0:18:50 > 0:18:52But they're usually a bit younger.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57- First night in Cyprus and I'm dressing up as an alien. - Have I got any heels?
0:18:57 > 0:19:01The parents are donning cunning disguises, as in a few minutes,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03they'll be just feet away from their kids,
0:19:03 > 0:19:06observing their every move.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08In the rugby lads' hotel,
0:19:08 > 0:19:12the boys are more interested in the pleasures of the flesh.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Look at this girl, she's got two huge penises in her mouth at once.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21- She's not breathing. - She is taking that!
0:19:21 > 0:19:25And D'Arcy's back to square one.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Show me how you throw up!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35GIBBERISH
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Raw chicken, raw chicken.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Eat raw chicken.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Excuse me, folks.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Sweat like a pig otherwise.- Yeah.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52I'll take that off because David bought me it and he might recognise it.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54You look like the dog.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Are you calling me a dog?!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59SLURRED SPEECH
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Can we get a translator?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Not content with just drinking all the booze,
0:20:04 > 0:20:07someone's poured vodka over Greg's clothes,
0:20:07 > 0:20:10and he's determined to find the culprit.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13You swear on your life that you didn't pour alcohol on my clothes?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Swear on my life. Greg, Greg.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Mate, fuck off! Fuck off.- Why?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Mate, I want to go on my own, please, just stay there?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I just want to go on my own.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Please, seriously, fuck off, Jamie, cos I'm going to get annoyed.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Fucking stay here. Jamie, fuck off.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Stay here.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41I've got a bit of a short fuse and things like that fuck me off.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47Having wrecked Greg's clothes, the boys turn their attention to the kitchen.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Move out of the way, Jamie, you idiot.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Are you going to fight with me as well?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55No, I'm going to put that back. Move out of the way.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I am the screwdriver.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01The fact that it's still plugged into the electrics
0:21:01 > 0:21:03isn't going to stop Jamie.
0:21:03 > 0:21:11..Then you can undo the screws and put this massive heating unit,
0:21:11 > 0:21:15and, like, I love heating units.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Ours is...
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Shall we go out? We're going to the strip.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23I was just speaking to the camera...
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Jamie, Jamie...- Look, I'm going.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Despite the tension, both sets of lads are on the strip.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Little do they know, the people who've just walked by
0:21:37 > 0:21:40in ridiculous costumes, are their parents.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47The parents are perched on a nearby balcony.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52So tempted to just take off the mask and go, "David!"
0:21:52 > 0:21:55You can't do that. It's so near, but so far.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01If their kids spot them now, it will be game over.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06He's going on the bucking bronco?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12David hand-in-hand with a blonde girl.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14With a beautiful blonde, yes.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I reckon we got away with it.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20I noticed one spot, a couple of the lads looking back this direction,
0:22:20 > 0:22:21but it was just vague.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I think anything was vague looks.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Yeah, there was no pointing, no sort of, "Look up there", even,
0:22:27 > 0:22:30"Look at those characters", never mind knowing who we were.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34I don't think their eyes were looking that far, they were too blurred.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Both sets of lads have moved on down the strip,
0:22:38 > 0:22:41giving the parents the chance to escape undetected.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46Greg's ditched Dayle and Jamie for some prettier drinking buddies at a silent disco.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Get your boobs out.- Do you dare me?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51< Yeah!
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Short on cash, Greg's got a great way to get free drinks.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Let me get a straw. Let's go!
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Me and Dom basically don't have much money left, so we've gone round
0:23:03 > 0:23:06mine-sweeping, which basically means...
0:23:06 > 0:23:10You go round and you pinch people's drinks, man.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Fucking SoCo is actually nice.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25The following morning.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29It's the parents' first chance to discover what their kids get up to on holiday.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33'Oh!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- 'He's fallen out! - Just tipped him out the wheelchair!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38'Oh, and he's wet himself!'
0:23:39 > 0:23:40He's such an idiot.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- I've been in that state. More than once.- Yep.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48Thankfully, I've only been sick a couple of times, but...
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- You've missed out.- Oh, no.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53One-nil to Ben.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55They're dancing. I can see that much.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57There's that girl David was with.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00So that looks like that must be David.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02That's David.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- His tongue.- Tonsil touching. - Tongues are involved.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07That's all right.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Very pleased to see. That's lovely.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- Yeah, but...that. - They're having a gang bang!
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- I was going to say, is that Chris and David?- That's Chris and David.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Going back with a blonde? Oh, right, OK.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- She was bent over...- That's Chris.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Her bum like this.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33I couldn't help myself from licking her bum hole.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Ugh!- What's he saying?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- That's grim!- They're talking about rimming, here, I think.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Oh, yes!- That's grim.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Do you feel relieved that was Chris not David?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Not particularly bothered, I mean,
0:24:47 > 0:24:52if David wants to do stuff like that to a girl, then so be it, I mean...
0:24:52 > 0:24:55If that was David, Granny couldn't see that.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59No, I wouldn't want my mum and dad... I think she'd be deeply shocked.
0:24:59 > 0:25:05You go around, when there's like a drink left, you take it,
0:25:05 > 0:25:08mine-sweep, drink it.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11I don't know whether that's common practice at home when they go out.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16- I don't know.- You have got the worry factor of, the different types of drinks
0:25:16 > 0:25:19that he's drinking, one or more of them could be spiked.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24He could be seriously ill, taken to hospital whatever,
0:25:24 > 0:25:26and all the problems that go with that.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31I think you've got to let them get on and do their own thing.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33You can't wrap them up in cotton wool.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Part of growing up is taking some risks
0:25:36 > 0:25:39and doing some daft things sometimes and I think
0:25:39 > 0:25:43those people that never do anything, never take any risks,
0:25:43 > 0:25:46probably don't become the most capable adults.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47On the other side of town,
0:25:47 > 0:25:51the rugby lads are showing just how capable they really are.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Aw! LAUGHS
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Sick everywhere.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02- Guys, what's this? - Aw, it's everywhere.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Dayle, mate.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Did you just, projectile down?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Can't remember.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21And then it's time for some home improvements.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Woo!- Ooh! Woo!
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Oh, yes!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29And with divisions forming in the group,
0:26:29 > 0:26:31D'Arcy tries to patch things up.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Can you say sorry to Greg?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- What?- For last night.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37He was being really stubborn, I know that, but...
0:26:37 > 0:26:41I'll try and just swallow my pride, and just say, "I'm very sorry,
0:26:41 > 0:26:44"Greg, for whatever I did", just to smooth things over.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46It's worth saying sorry.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49That's the thing. I don't feel sorry in the slightest.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Mate, I'm sorry about last night. - That's cool.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Let's make sure today is a really good day
0:26:54 > 0:26:56to make up for yesterday's shenanigans.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I thought yesterday was good.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00And while the kids are by the pool,
0:27:00 > 0:27:05their parents are on a mission to David and Greg's hotels.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21It's a pig-sty.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25It's good to see that they've unpacked properly
0:27:25 > 0:27:27and organised everything.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Beautiful. Look at that.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34How about that for beautifully clean, tidy, immaculate?
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Oh, my giddy aunt. You seen the cards?
0:27:38 > 0:27:39It smells in here.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46That wasn't the pack that I gave them to play at home.
0:27:46 > 0:27:53Whoever he's sharing with is obviously as OCD and anal as David is.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55Oh, look, the wardrobes are empty!
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- They've not unpacked yet.- Oh, oh!
0:27:58 > 0:28:01There's the condoms. But they're not used yet.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05You and me and a packet of three?
0:28:05 > 0:28:09There is... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Then he's either took some with him and lost them,
0:28:12 > 0:28:15lent them out to somebody else to use,
0:28:15 > 0:28:17blown them up as a balloon like you can do
0:28:17 > 0:28:20if they haven't got horrible-tasting spermicide on.
0:28:20 > 0:28:24I'd rather he use them or share them because that blonde girl
0:28:24 > 0:28:27looked nice and up David's alley, so, yes, hopefully.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31I think I might have another shower.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Go and disinfect!
0:28:33 > 0:28:36David would go mad if he knew we were doing this.
0:28:40 > 0:28:41Glad that's through.
0:28:44 > 0:28:48Tonight, everyone is planning a big night out.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50It's now 10:00pm, and the rugby lads are on the strip.
0:28:50 > 0:28:56Jamie's enjoying his own company, while Greg's enjoying the ladies.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Jamie's had a few too many.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Jamie's gone.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17The Blackpool boys are on the other end of the strip,
0:29:17 > 0:29:19and with a new bunch of girls,
0:29:19 > 0:29:23and this time there's one each, apart from for the loved-up Danny.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Sammi, we're starting with you, truth or dare?
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- How many people have you slept with? - This holiday.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31How many people you slept with?
0:29:31 > 0:29:33- One, is it true?- Yeah.
0:29:33 > 0:29:34Dave, Dave, right.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38I dare you to take your shirt off, take your shorts off,
0:29:38 > 0:29:42run all the way to the bottom, all the way back, in your boxers.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45CHEERING
0:29:56 > 0:29:59I knew he'd do that.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01I'd say bro's before ho's.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04That's how it goes - bro's before ho's.
0:30:04 > 0:30:09But when there's pussy on the line, Chris, David, Immi, Luke...
0:30:09 > 0:30:10They're like that....
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Gagging for it. They can smell it in the air.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20It's 2am and Chris and Tracey are off to Starsky's
0:30:20 > 0:30:23to catch a sneaky peek of Greg.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Give her a kiss.
0:30:25 > 0:30:26SHE SCREAMS
0:30:26 > 0:30:29They'll be watching from the manager's office
0:30:29 > 0:30:31just above the main dance floor.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34He's got someone on his back.
0:30:34 > 0:30:38Being so close means the parents can watch live camera pictures on a screen.
0:30:38 > 0:30:42Smile for the camera. We are upstairs, we can see you.
0:30:42 > 0:30:43If only he knew!
0:30:43 > 0:30:47- Where's he going?- We need to tell him that not a good look.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50That's not a good look!
0:30:54 > 0:30:57Greg, that's not dancing, that's groping.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Oh, my word, here we go! Tongues again!
0:31:05 > 0:31:08If you knew Daddy was watching you!
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Gregs, leave her bum alone.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12He's outside the door.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14He's just out there.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16We could literally go out and touch him.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Yeah...
0:31:20 > 0:31:21Bloody hell, that's close!
0:31:23 > 0:31:27It would be so easy for the manager to walk in through the door,
0:31:27 > 0:31:30open it up and then blow the whole thing.
0:31:31 > 0:31:37At 4am Chris and Tracey leave the boys to it and head to bed.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41I think Greg's pulling girls and that,
0:31:41 > 0:31:43of course there's going to be a bit of pride.
0:31:43 > 0:31:44That's my boy, isn't it?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47He's obviously learned something from me.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49I can't believe what time it is.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52By the time we get to bed it will be five o'clock.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58It's day four, and the parents meet up
0:31:58 > 0:32:01to see what else the boys got up to last night.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05- Nervous?- Well, apprehensive, yes. Nervous, no.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08I would like to spend more time with my dad
0:32:08 > 0:32:10and get to know him a bit better.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Maybe when he retires I'll have an opportunity
0:32:12 > 0:32:16to go out to football games or rugby, cos he really likes watching rugby.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19- Thank you, David. - What a little star. Bless him.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22That's exactly what I've said on camera.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25We work different hours, I work 60 hours a week,
0:32:25 > 0:32:26he works maybe 70 hours a week.
0:32:26 > 0:32:31We haven't grown apart, we do talk...
0:32:31 > 0:32:34But it's nice that he recognises why.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37It's not a blame thing.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39He recognises that you're having to work...
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Put the hours in to get the money.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43To get by.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Can you say sorry to Greg?
0:32:45 > 0:32:50- What?- For last night. He's being really stubborn, I know that.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52I was very, very drunk last night,
0:32:52 > 0:32:57but it's nothing compared to what he's done, much worse probably.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00I'm sorry about last night.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02As you say, as they say,
0:33:02 > 0:33:06he's the first one to play jokes and stuff on other people.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10Greg probably does get his own way a fair amount.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13I guess the fact that there's a family split
0:33:13 > 0:33:16and things probably don't help that.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19They do basically get whatever they want. It's not rigid.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22They do their school, they do their home stuff and whatever else.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26But whenever he wants to go out, he goes out, it's not a big favour
0:33:26 > 0:33:29to come and see his dad to get what he wants cos he does it once he's home.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33- So, as he said, he's spoilt. - All right then.
0:33:33 > 0:33:34'Dave, Dave.'
0:33:34 > 0:33:39I dare you to take your shirt off, take your shorts off,
0:33:39 > 0:33:42run all the way to the bottom and all the way back just in your boxers.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Piece of cake, even I'd do that!
0:33:45 > 0:33:48- In boxers?- You don't keep his boxers on, that's not fair.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Totally naked. That's not a dare!
0:33:51 > 0:33:53It's not, is it?
0:33:53 > 0:33:55The worry I have with the youngsters is
0:33:55 > 0:33:59sometimes they do things which put themselves in danger.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03Greg probably takes things further than I used to.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05He's gone to the next level.
0:34:05 > 0:34:09Things like this tombstoning, jumping off cliffs into shallow water...
0:34:09 > 0:34:12I never knew that in my day, but now it seems to be rife.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15I don't dissuade them from doing things
0:34:15 > 0:34:18cos I always think you want to experience things in life.
0:34:18 > 0:34:23I've always played tricks and silly games on the boys.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Unfortunately, being a nurse,
0:34:25 > 0:34:28I have actually looked after some poor guy...
0:34:28 > 0:34:30I wouldn't actually call...
0:34:30 > 0:34:32I suppose it is a prank. He had his drink spiked,
0:34:32 > 0:34:36obviously didn't realise, don't know what it was with,
0:34:36 > 0:34:38but he thought he could fly.
0:34:38 > 0:34:43He was on the 25th floor of this apartment building,
0:34:43 > 0:34:49climbed on the balcony, trying to fly and dropped like a stone, obviously,
0:34:49 > 0:34:52into the swimming pool and he is paralysed.
0:34:52 > 0:34:57If Greg was on his own... I'm just thinking,
0:34:57 > 0:35:01supposing he'd mine-swept a drink that had been spiked?
0:35:03 > 0:35:06I seriously think that David would not do mine-sweeping
0:35:06 > 0:35:09because he'd think that was dirty.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Because other people have been drinking out the glasses
0:35:12 > 0:35:15and possibly spitting in them, I don't know.
0:35:15 > 0:35:16He'd think it was dirty,
0:35:16 > 0:35:19he'd think it was beneath him to not buy himself a drink.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21How cheap could you be to have to...
0:35:21 > 0:35:24That wouldn't enter his concept, that wouldn't enter his world.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26You are right there.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30But, as usual, Greg's dad is more relaxed about risky behaviour.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33The chances are I'm not going to stop that one.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35It may happen from time to time.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38But I can't get overly hung up on it.
0:35:40 > 0:35:45It's 4pm, and Paul and Sue are heading off on their first lone spy mission.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Do you want to go up and see how high it is?
0:35:49 > 0:35:50I'd go up there.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52In just a few minutes David and Chris
0:35:52 > 0:35:54will be bungee-jumping 200 feet above Ayia Napa.
0:35:54 > 0:35:59Those rocks are very close to the surface.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01No.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03But just as they are having their doubts,
0:36:03 > 0:36:07David arrives and mum and dad have to hide away in a Portakabin.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Are you jumping today?
0:36:09 > 0:36:11- Us two.- Two of you.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13'We are planning on going naked, if that's OK?'
0:36:13 > 0:36:15It is actually free if you go naked.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17'Go naked as well, Dave.'
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Do it naked. Just do it, mate.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22I can imagine Chris doing it naked,
0:36:22 > 0:36:25because he's quite happy to flash his bits.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Come on then, naked boy.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33That is high!
0:36:33 > 0:36:37- Oh, my God!- I bet he shits himself on the way down.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40- That's fucking horrible, mate! - Wow!
0:36:40 > 0:36:43I never realised he had two tattoos.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53Everything is dangling!
0:36:56 > 0:36:59Oh, my God - that is scary!
0:36:59 > 0:37:00I'll be like, fucking yeah!
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Dave, watch how high it is as well.
0:37:05 > 0:37:10The nerves are kicking in a little bit. It's like...
0:37:16 > 0:37:17- Reality is setting in.- Yeah.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Oh, my God.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23He's realising how high it is.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27Right... Hands on the handrails, toes right on the edge, please.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30- He could say, "I don't want to do it."- 3, 2, 1!
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Swallow dive.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Beautiful swallow dive.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39- That's probably the best thing yet. - I was a bit of a pussy at the beginning, wasn't I?
0:37:39 > 0:37:42- Is it better than sex?- I'd say it's better than sex, probably.
0:37:44 > 0:37:50- It depends how shit your sex life is. - Then to add to Sue's nerves, David decides to call his mum.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Mum, guess what I've just done.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56I'm in the middle of a museum at the moment, I can't talk really loudly.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58'I know, yeah,'
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- banana boating?- No, bungee-jumping.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05It's the best thing I've ever done in my life. It's such a good feeling.
0:38:05 > 0:38:06Chris did it naked as well.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Mum is laughing.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11She's in a museum, she can't really talk.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13See you later. Love you.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15'Bye.'
0:38:17 > 0:38:20MOUTHS: They're there.
0:38:29 > 0:38:30OK.
0:38:30 > 0:38:36I think he was about there when we spoke to him. About 15 metres away.
0:38:36 > 0:38:41- But he was two or three metres past us twice, walking in and walking out.- Yeah.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44If he'd have knocked on the door or been inquisitive...
0:38:44 > 0:38:49I was so thinking that Chris would have thought that was the toilet and try and open the door.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53Please, I hope to God somebody has locked this door behind us
0:38:53 > 0:38:56and they can't get in, otherwise our whole cover is blown.
0:38:56 > 0:39:00It was absolutely great. To do that and know we got away with it.
0:39:09 > 0:39:13After yet more drinking the rugby lads hit The Strip.
0:39:21 > 0:39:26The boys soon reach Pirates Bar, where they are quick to try out the main attraction.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32And they all seem to be getting on without any arguments.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34We need to go back in there, we've got some Jagers.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37We've got free Jagers in the club.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39We've got free Jagers in there.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41SHOUTING
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Greg's promise of free Jagerbombs, a potent
0:39:44 > 0:39:48mix of Red Bull and Jagermeister, goes down a treat with his mates.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50And while they wait outside...
0:39:50 > 0:39:54- Greg gives their drinks to the girls.- I like you.
0:39:54 > 0:39:58And it's not long before divisions in the group start to grow.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01We have a problem. What time is it?
0:40:01 > 0:40:05As much as I love Gregory Salmon, he's a giant douche bag.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08I actually like him more when he's not here.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11Literally, he said to us free Jagers.
0:40:11 > 0:40:16He fucks off with some ugly tart, leaves us with the leftover fishbowls.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18I don't even want to drink this but I'm going to.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21I'm thirsty. Very sore throat.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Here is Greg bell-end.
0:40:23 > 0:40:27There's the giant twat. Where's your bird?
0:40:27 > 0:40:28Where's our free Jagerbombs?
0:40:28 > 0:40:30I was going to get you one.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32INAUDIBLE SPEECH
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Where's ours?
0:40:34 > 0:40:37I know, she's not here because there is no free Jagerbombs.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- All there is is a fishbowl. - We did you get the fishbowls from?
0:40:41 > 0:40:43I found it on the table.
0:40:43 > 0:40:49- Can I have a little bit of my fishbowl that I've just paid for? - No! You can fuck off.
0:40:49 > 0:40:56The Blackpool boys are getting on a bit better, and trying to get drunk quicker by eyeballing vodka.
0:40:56 > 0:41:00With the girls they met last night.
0:41:00 > 0:41:04Eyeballing vodka is dangerous and can severely damage your eyesight.
0:41:08 > 0:41:13And it has also left the boys blissfully unaware of the new arrivals on The Strip.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15It's got a great atmosphere.
0:41:15 > 0:41:20Tonight, both sets of parents are joining forces to observe their sons at a foam party at Club Ice.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23The worrying thing is we don't know where the boys are.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25They are supposed to be close but...
0:41:28 > 0:41:30It could be any one of these places.
0:41:42 > 0:41:47Just as the parents go undercover in the kitchen, David and his mates arrive out front.
0:41:47 > 0:41:52- That's David, I recognise the shorts.- He's got a posse.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Oh, have we got girls?
0:41:54 > 0:42:00With Greg barely talking to his mates, the rugby lads aren't exactly a team.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02He hasn't got a clue on dancing, has he?
0:42:02 > 0:42:05No, a lot of blokes don't.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07That's it girls, go for it.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09I don't understand it at all.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Jamie is absolutely covered in it.
0:42:13 > 0:42:18Everybody point to this guy here and say - sit down two inches.
0:42:19 > 0:42:20I don't quite get...
0:42:20 > 0:42:23SHOUTING IN BAR CONTINUES
0:42:23 > 0:42:29- Greg is just... - He's got the band around his head.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32'Sit down, you fat bastard.'
0:42:32 > 0:42:35CHANTING CONTINUES
0:42:35 > 0:42:38I still don't get what's going on here, perhaps I'm thick.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Greg doesn't seem to be particularly...
0:42:40 > 0:42:44- With anybody. Just... - He doesn't seem to be particularly happy either, I don't know.
0:42:44 > 0:42:48He's just drifting round in his own little world.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50- He is.- There's a lot going on.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52It's not actually centred around him.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55He looks almost as if he's planning a getaway there.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57- I've had enough of this, let's go. - Yes.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01I don't know how much discussion there was about it.
0:43:01 > 0:43:05- Greg did look as though he was getting a bit bored with it for a while.- I got that impression, yeah.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07- He didn't seem happy.- No.
0:43:07 > 0:43:13At only at one stage... He didn't want to join in the party game.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Even was called a fat bastard and he still didn't join in.
0:43:16 > 0:43:21- He just walked off.- But he never has really joined in with the games.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29- He got away without a slapped face there.- Yes.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31He does it in such a cheeky manner.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Here we are, that's our doorway back there.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38- It looks like it.- They are only just outside this doorway.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40That's very clever.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43That's the bar we came through.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46This is cool, it's nice and warm.
0:43:46 > 0:43:50It's 4am before the Blackpool boys finally leave Club Ice,
0:43:50 > 0:43:55allowing our undercover parents some fun of their own.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Before they head back to the hotel.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Lovely.
0:44:05 > 0:44:11Despite a late night, both sets of parents are keen to watch their kids' candid moments one last time.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14First up, it's Greg.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16It's 'lick the chocolate off the biscuit'.
0:44:16 > 0:44:21And the girl has got to suck the chocolate off the biscuit and the boy was saying, no biting.
0:44:21 > 0:44:26- It's another typical British abroad sexual innuendo game, isn't it? - Exactly.
0:44:26 > 0:44:30It's very hard if the biscuits have been kept in the fridge.
0:44:32 > 0:44:37I think Dad knows I'm a bit of a prankster and I go out drinking a lot and things like that,
0:44:37 > 0:44:40but I think he could understand that
0:44:40 > 0:44:45because I know when he was a boy he was similar to me, he used to go out on the lash every weekend.
0:44:45 > 0:44:50He's told me so many stories, which is probably a bad idea because it's made me more like it.
0:44:50 > 0:44:55Despite seeing the boy's antics, Chris doesn't think they need to change their risk-taking behaviour.
0:44:55 > 0:45:02It's a side of you sometimes that sees things and thinks, "Yeah, good boy. Well done, you are learning."
0:45:02 > 0:45:07Some of the physical things would be more extreme that he does.
0:45:07 > 0:45:11If you are the sort of person that likes pranks and likes hijinks,
0:45:11 > 0:45:17then there's always a risk that you are going to overstep the mark at some stage.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20But David is a bit different from his dad.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23I actually don't like the fact of drugs or anything.
0:45:23 > 0:45:29I would try things. I'd like to try the feeling of mushrooms, tripping out and having a good trip.
0:45:29 > 0:45:34But I wouldn't like it because you would be out of your own control.
0:45:34 > 0:45:37I've tried weed a little bit but that's it, that's the only thing I've tried.
0:45:37 > 0:45:41I don't think my dad would be that bothered. You want to experience something.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43That's the time he was so sick in the toilet.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Yeah.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Right, OK. It's not news to me.
0:45:49 > 0:45:53Yes, the news he has tried weed was new to me.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56He's told me.
0:45:56 > 0:46:00It's interesting, I will have a word with him because...
0:46:00 > 0:46:04Again, explain the dangers of going down that road.
0:46:04 > 0:46:08I mean, how little or how occasional it is,
0:46:08 > 0:46:11it's a dangerous game to go down.
0:46:13 > 0:46:19I accept that yes, he does drink to excess but it's not illegal and it won't stop his career.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Drugs will stop his career dead.
0:46:21 > 0:46:27Probably for the first time you've seen a more agitated Paul.
0:46:27 > 0:46:32He obviously wasn't comfortable with that. I can understand that because
0:46:32 > 0:46:37I really don't want Greg taking drugs and experimenting...
0:46:37 > 0:46:43But, hopefully, I've got a fairly stable way of dealing with that.
0:46:43 > 0:46:49It probably doesn't wind me up quite like it does Paul, but I really don't want him to do it.
0:46:52 > 0:46:58At reception David has arranged to meet Catherine for one last time, in the hope of staying in touch.
0:46:58 > 0:47:02But Catherine prefers to play it cool.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Is it all right if I get your number?
0:47:04 > 0:47:06OK, that's cool.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11Is this for you, this little minibus?
0:47:13 > 0:47:14Yeah.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- Get home safe and everything like that.- He's getting it.
0:47:19 > 0:47:23- See you later.- Enjoy the rest of your holiday, see you later.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27I'm going to miss her a bit but it's been nice to meet her, she's a lovely girl.
0:47:27 > 0:47:31I hope she has a good life and takes care of herself.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42It's the end of five days of secretly watching their son.
0:47:42 > 0:47:47Tonight, Chris and Tracey are going to reveal all to Greg.
0:47:47 > 0:47:48It's a scary moment.
0:47:48 > 0:47:52We find out how he reacts. We will confront him with what he's been up to.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55I can't wait to see his face!
0:47:55 > 0:48:00With their holiday almost over, tonight the boys are off for dinner at a Greek taverna.
0:48:00 > 0:48:03# ..God save our Queen! #
0:48:03 > 0:48:06Hopefully he's not drunk so much he doesn't even recognise us.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14The restaurant owners have set Greg a challenge.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17As Chris and Tracey arrive only metres away,
0:48:17 > 0:48:21Greg has to balance as many glasses on his head as possible.
0:48:21 > 0:48:26- I can see him. He's got a glass on his head.- Yeah.
0:48:26 > 0:48:31But a tipsy Greg is finding it hard.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34He's having a glass put on his head.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48He hasn't even noticed.
0:48:50 > 0:48:52What the fuck!
0:48:52 > 0:48:54What the...?
0:48:54 > 0:48:56Gregs, you and I need a few words.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Tracey and I have been following you around town.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01No way! I'm imagining this.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03Shall I help you off with that?
0:49:03 > 0:49:05Please do.
0:49:05 > 0:49:07What the fuck!
0:49:15 > 0:49:16Unbelievable.
0:49:16 > 0:49:20So unbelievably... When I was standing there...
0:49:20 > 0:49:23Are you all right? You're looking pretty tanned.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26At that first club, you were at the bar upstairs.
0:49:26 > 0:49:30You and Darcy was standing at the top together by the closed bar.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32- Yeah, yeah. - Right behind you was a door.
0:49:32 > 0:49:37We were standing behind that door, 10 ft away.
0:49:37 > 0:49:42I'm still convinced I'm seeing things at the moment.
0:49:42 > 0:49:47- I've just drunk a lot, I'm passed out somewhere in the street, this is a vision!- We know everything, yeah.
0:49:47 > 0:49:49That is weird.
0:49:51 > 0:49:52What the hell?!
0:49:56 > 0:49:58This is mental.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01This is the last thing I would have imagined.
0:50:01 > 0:50:04Is it all right if I sit Chris down and tell them what a twat Greg is?
0:50:04 > 0:50:08I'm so sorry but your son is just a twat.
0:50:08 > 0:50:12Chris decides to explain to Greg what a week of spying has revealed.
0:50:12 > 0:50:17Interesting watching how you act within the group of four guys.
0:50:17 > 0:50:22You are quite pushy and demanding with them, aren't you?
0:50:22 > 0:50:26- You want to get your own way with them a lot.- I'm the organiser.
0:50:26 > 0:50:27He wants to be numero uno.
0:50:27 > 0:50:31There were quite a few occasions where you are not prepared to
0:50:31 > 0:50:35forgive until they apologise to you, but you can never apologise back.
0:50:35 > 0:50:38I made Darcy and James says sorry to me.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40Yeah, but there have been other occasions.
0:50:40 > 0:50:43It got made up each time but they apologised to you,
0:50:43 > 0:50:47and then you give them a hug but you never managed to say, "Sorry, mate."
0:50:47 > 0:50:52I'm not going to say sorry for something I haven't done wrong. They know that they were in the wrong.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55How do you know that you haven't been wrong, too?
0:50:56 > 0:51:01You can see tell-tale signs where maybe I've been a bit soft and
0:51:01 > 0:51:04he has been able to get his own way from time to time.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07But I think he's ready to go off to university.
0:51:07 > 0:51:11Yes, he will overdo things and do some daft things from time to time but fundamentally
0:51:11 > 0:51:16he's going to be able to survive when he goes out to the big wide world.
0:51:16 > 0:51:21This whole experience has brought us slightly closer together because of the fact now they know - in depth -
0:51:21 > 0:51:24what goes on when we go on holidays like this.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26Cheers, guys.
0:51:26 > 0:51:29- Happy holidays.- As Chris and Tracy have a drink with the lads...
0:51:29 > 0:51:34Paul and Sue are preparing to reveal themselves to David.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36On a scale of 1-10, I'm a 12.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38I'm really, really excited.
0:51:38 > 0:51:42We watched everything you've done and we now know what you get up to.
0:51:42 > 0:51:46The Blackpool boys are heading out for one last blow-out on The Strip.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48Let's make the most of it, let's get ratted!
0:51:51 > 0:51:54And they're up for a big night.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Metres away, Paul and Sue arrive.
0:52:00 > 0:52:06- Now we've just got to try and spot him. Where is he?- In the red shirt.
0:52:06 > 0:52:10- Oh, yeah - there.- David, David!
0:52:10 > 0:52:14Ha, ha! It's his mum and dad.
0:52:14 > 0:52:18Go and give them a big kiss, David!
0:52:24 > 0:52:28How did you get here? How long...?
0:52:28 > 0:52:33- We've been here five days.- We've been here all the time watching you.
0:52:33 > 0:52:36Remember when you were over there on that bucking Bronco?
0:52:36 > 0:52:37See up there...
0:52:37 > 0:52:40Up there... We were in costumes.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42I was an alien, he was Frankenstein.
0:52:42 > 0:52:46We were up there watching you. You were atrocious.
0:52:46 > 0:52:49- We know everything about this week. - LAUGHTER
0:52:49 > 0:52:53Every night they'd been watching us, every day, fancy dress and that.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55They've been following as every day.
0:52:55 > 0:52:59David, I saw you doing that dare,
0:52:59 > 0:53:03getting in your black boxers
0:53:03 > 0:53:06and running down the street.
0:53:08 > 0:53:12- Did you see us bungee-jumping? - Oh! That was lovely.
0:53:12 > 0:53:14Who went naked? Who's the donkey man?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16LAUGHTER
0:53:16 > 0:53:20- Hung like a donkey. - We've seen the photos now.
0:53:20 > 0:53:24- Your mum will be so proud of you, Chris.- What is your mum going to say about you?
0:53:24 > 0:53:28- She'll be proud of me.- That's all right then.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31- What's this magic mushrooms? - Yeah, I want to try them to see what they are like.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33You can forget that, my friend!
0:53:34 > 0:53:37- No magic mushrooms. - You can forget that.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39LAUGHTER
0:53:39 > 0:53:43Yeah... That is a no-no.
0:53:43 > 0:53:44Are we getting wasted then or not?
0:53:44 > 0:53:47Yeah, now we have to now.
0:53:47 > 0:53:48To be honest, I was speechless at first.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51I didn't know what to say, I just couldn't stop laughing.
0:53:51 > 0:53:55I would have fucking died, I would've been so embarrassed that my mum and dad were there.
0:53:55 > 0:53:57I wouldn't know what to say to them.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00He handled it well, I reckon.
0:54:02 > 0:54:06Next day, mum and dad talk through their impressions of the week.
0:54:06 > 0:54:12I would love to say to you that I was very proud of A, the way you behaved and the way
0:54:12 > 0:54:17you comported yourself, and also your mature attitude regarding
0:54:17 > 0:54:20your relationship with your father.
0:54:20 > 0:54:26Literally, it made me feel very proud that you could be adult enough
0:54:26 > 0:54:30to say that and not think, "Oh, Dad doesn't care or whatever,"
0:54:30 > 0:54:32and just let it drift.
0:54:32 > 0:54:35I'm glad that you are proud of me waiting to go in the RAF.
0:54:35 > 0:54:39I just got the text now, I can't wait to join up and grow up and be a man now really.
0:54:39 > 0:54:44It's been a privilege to have done this.
0:54:44 > 0:54:49I'm really pleased and proud that you are my son.
0:54:49 > 0:54:55And, just like Paul, Greg's dad is also preparing for his son to fly the nest.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58We've seen quite a lot of what you been up to.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01It's great to see you being able to go out and do things on your own
0:55:01 > 0:55:07and know that you can survive and keep yourself in one piece and make it back afterwards.
0:55:07 > 0:55:11Give me a little hug.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Sentimental twat!
0:55:16 > 0:55:19But things didn't end there for Greg.
0:55:19 > 0:55:23In an echo of Sue's concerns about his behaviour, he had a serious accident.
0:55:23 > 0:55:29At 8am on the final morning of the trip when filming had finished, Greg, who had had a big night out,
0:55:29 > 0:55:32dived into the shallow end of the pool.
0:55:32 > 0:55:38He broke a vertebra and spent 10 days recovering in hospital with a concerned dad at his bedside.
0:55:38 > 0:55:42Fortunately he is now expected to make a full recovery,
0:55:42 > 0:55:45but he's had to postpone going to university for a year.
0:55:46 > 0:55:50It does make me think I need to be more cautious but...
0:55:50 > 0:55:53I can't see myself limiting myself that much and being really cautious
0:55:53 > 0:55:56as a person, because that's not what I'm like.
0:55:56 > 0:56:00Yeah, it does make you think twice a little bit, definitely
0:56:00 > 0:56:05when it comes to diving into pools and stuff like that, I will always think twice about that.
0:56:05 > 0:56:10Next time in Kavos in Corfu, the girls get messy.
0:56:10 > 0:56:13Dare to bare all in fancy dress...
0:56:13 > 0:56:17And test the nerves of one of the UK's strictest dads.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20- That is ridiculous.- It is.
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