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0:00:02 > 0:00:06The freedom of your first ever holiday with your mates...

0:00:06 > 0:00:12This programme contains strong language.

0:00:12 > 0:00:19..where everyone's up for it and anything goes - cheap booze...

0:00:19 > 0:00:21dirty dancing...

0:00:21 > 0:00:24and that all-important independence.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28A chance to get away from Mum and Dad.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Sorry, Dad.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32If my mum saw me right now, she'd be like, "What?!"

0:00:32 > 0:00:37But on this holiday, the parents are coming too,

0:00:37 > 0:00:38secretly watching...

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Sophie!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42- ..Sneakily spying. - I can't stand it.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- And outrageously hiding. - Get down.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50All to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53PARENTS SCREAM

0:00:53 > 0:00:55It's bloody disgusting.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57She's gone for a vajazzle.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- This is not what a mum wants to see. - Sorry, stop filming.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02But will it bring them closer together...

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I love that boy so much.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06..or drive them further apart?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- You're nicked! - Oh, my God!

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Coming up, it's booze...

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- boys...- Do you love me?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17..and bad behaviour

0:01:17 > 0:01:20in Malia.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23# Sex on the beach Come on, move your body... #

0:01:23 > 0:01:2818-year-old geezer Andy is leaving behind his doting mum, Debbie...

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I would say he is the prankster,

0:01:30 > 0:01:32but hasn't got a bad bone in his body.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36..for the holiday of a lifetime with his best mates.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Women surrounding me, got my wellies on - can't go wrong.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42But will the self-acclaimed lasso man pull more girls

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- than any of his mates?- Wahey!

0:01:44 > 0:01:49And 19-year-old wild child Adina escapes the clutches

0:01:49 > 0:01:51of her overprotective mum...

0:01:51 > 0:01:56I think she thinks she knows everything, but there's some stuff that you don't tell your mum.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59..for her first ever girls' holiday.

0:01:59 > 0:02:04If she shows me that I've brought her up well, then that's perfect.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06But as the parents spy on their teenagers...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08PARENTS SHRIEK

0:02:08 > 0:02:12What is she doing? This is just appalling behaviour.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15..their plans to get closer to their kids...

0:02:15 > 0:02:18I can't watch this. Sorry.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20..go disastrously wrong.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- I do feel a bit sick.- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26You're mugging me off in front of thousands of people. Don't get all that in my face.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37In Chorley, Lancashire, 19-year-old party girl Adina is about to go

0:02:37 > 0:02:39on her first girls' holiday.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Wild child Adina has big plans for her trip.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50When I'm on holiday, I'll probably drink quite a lot of alcohol.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54I'll probably be a bit more forward with boys as well

0:02:54 > 0:02:56than I would be when I was sober.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59I'll be a bit more like a predator!

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Adina will be leaving behind protective mum Justine

0:03:06 > 0:03:09before heading to university in September.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Be careful - you'll electrocute yourself.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12It's not safe.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Don't stick the knife in the toaster. You know better.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19She thinks that I'm, like, still five, and that I am going to, like,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22stick my fingers in the plug or something.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Have you started packing?

0:03:23 > 0:03:28I think when you, like, go away on your own, you can just do anything.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31There's no-one there, like, "Don't do that, don't do this,"

0:03:31 > 0:03:34and just enjoying ourselves and not having to think about

0:03:34 > 0:03:36anybody at home.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I'm a very nosy mum, yeah.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40What you wearing tonight?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43As soon as she goes out, on the Blackberry,

0:03:43 > 0:03:46"Where are you? What you doing? What's the music like?"

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- I'll text her all night. - I think my mum...

0:03:48 > 0:03:49We are close. She knows a lot

0:03:49 > 0:03:52but there's a lot of things I wouldn't tell her,

0:03:52 > 0:03:55but I think she thinks she knows me better than she does.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Are you all ready, then, girls? Be good.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00All right? No getting too drunk. Don't leave each other.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Promise me. That's one thing I worry about.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07With this holiday, she will do a lot of growing up in that respect.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10She's going to uni - she'll have to learn how to share.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12She'll be living in halls and things like that,

0:04:12 > 0:04:16and I am hoping it'll be a really good insight and she'll learn a lot.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Adina was brought up by single mum Justine after her parents split up

0:04:20 > 0:04:21ten years ago.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Being a single mum has been very hard, but at the end of the day,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I had no choice. I had to get on with it.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Don't go off with any boys that you don't know.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34I worry about the amount of alcohol Adina drinks when she goes out,

0:04:34 > 0:04:38because if she meets a boy she might have sex and not wear a condom.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39I don't want to be a grandma.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42She doesn't agree with casual sex.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I'm more laid-back about sex than she is,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47so that's why we don't really discuss it,

0:04:47 > 0:04:49because we've got different opinions.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I had her at a very young age. I was 19.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55When I was 20 I had a house, a job and a baby to look after.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59But Justine's sister, Joanne, has always been on hand to help.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I was there the day she was born.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I love her to bits and I feel that we have a really good relationship.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yeah, she's my little Adina.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Joanne's quite liberal compared to me,

0:05:11 > 0:05:15but I do preach to her a bit about parenting skills.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Ooh!

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Joining Adina on her girlie holiday will be...

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I really don't like it!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Best mate, Mica...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25It's really tickly!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27..fun-loving Lauren...

0:05:27 > 0:05:28I hate fish!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30..and party girl Lizzie.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32See you later, Mum!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36I'm hoping she stays safe and she doesn't do anything stupid.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Maybe this holiday will help me to let her go,

0:05:39 > 0:05:42because I can't, just at the moment.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Bye, girlies!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- See you later.- GIRLS: Bye! - Have a good time!

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Love you all. Bye!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Bit nervous.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Little bit tearful. I'll probably have a cry in about half an hour

0:05:58 > 0:06:01when I sit down and have a brew.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02We're free for a week.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Little does Adina know I'll be there tomorrow. I don't know how I feel about that.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09GIRLS: # Ooh, ahh, Malia Say ooh, ahh, Malia! #

0:06:14 > 0:06:1718-year-old Jack-the-lad Andy is getting ready for a boys' holiday

0:06:17 > 0:06:20to remember.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22This holiday is going to be unbelievable.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24As soon as we're ready - straight on the strip.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Absolutely attacking the shots, the jugs. Just until I can't stand.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30I can't actually wait.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34For this holiday, girls are Andy's top priority.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Andy's little dance move, on a night out...

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Unbelievable.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40He'll have a pretend lasso like that,

0:06:40 > 0:06:42swing it round and throw it to a bird.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Doing this little shuffle with his feet.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Joining Andy on holiday are...

0:06:46 > 0:06:48We've got a big pulling competition.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50..competitive Joe...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52We always play Pull The Pig.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54..animal lover Olly...

0:06:54 > 0:06:56With the beer goggles on, you jump on anything.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58..and ladies' man Bill.

0:06:58 > 0:07:04Andy left school at 16 and is still looking for his calling in life.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Done a bit of labouring, general building work,

0:07:06 > 0:07:10I've done painting and decorating, a bit of scaffolding, tiling,

0:07:10 > 0:07:11bricklaying.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Near enough every trade, and then I got into roofing.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16That went well, but I'm now out of work.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Andy lives in Bromley, Kent...

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Crisps, boys. - ..with doting mum Debbie.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23There you go. Tuck in, boys.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Andy and I are very close. We always have a giggle.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28I would say he is the prankster and the comedian.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Cheeky, but hasn't got a bad bone in his body.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32I'm quite laid-back.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36I've got a very good rapport with Andy and with the boys,

0:07:36 > 0:07:38so they're not really sneaking around.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41They're just being themselves when they're with me at home.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Andrew? Cup of tea?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46He's got a very soft side when it comes to animals.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50We had a baby bird stuck on a branch in the garden the other day. Andy's up there.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52He wouldn't necessarily want his mates to know,

0:07:52 > 0:07:56but he actually would like to have been a zookeeper, I think.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57He'd have liked the penguins.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02But will this experience open her eyes to a different side to Andy?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Are you all right? 'I don't want to see'

0:08:04 > 0:08:07scenes of them vomiting.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Are you going to get up in a minute? - I will, yeah.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13As long as they don't show themselves up really badly

0:08:13 > 0:08:17and embarrass us that much, that's my main concern, to be honest.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Your spending money.- Sweet. - £50. Make it eke out.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- 50 quid? You're joking! - All right?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Give Mummy kiss, for the spending money.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Cheers, Mother.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Mum Debbie split from Andy's dad when he was little,

0:08:29 > 0:08:34and stepdad Dave has been part of the family for the past ten years.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Hopefully, when he comes back from Malia, I'd like to see him

0:08:38 > 0:08:40mature a bit, think on his feet,

0:08:40 > 0:08:44see him in a situation whereby he acts responsibly.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Everyone wants to see their kid grow up and do the right thing

0:08:49 > 0:08:51and become an adult, a responsible adult.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53It's a boys' holiday. Boys will be boys.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57What happens on holiday stays on holiday. THEY CHEER

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Have a great time.- Will do. See you later.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- We'll see you in a week or so. - See you later.- See you, Olls.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Be careful.- That's it.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07I'm never coming back!

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Yeah, I think you might be seeing us very soon.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19The teenagers are heading to the picturesque Greek island of Crete.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22# Ooh, ahh, Malia Say ooh, ahh, Malia! #

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Home to party town Malia.

0:09:24 > 0:09:30With more than 100 bars and nightclubs up for grabs,

0:09:30 > 0:09:36over 35,000 people descend on the infamous strip every week,

0:09:36 > 0:09:42looking for sun, sea, sex and booze.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51Fresh off the plane and ready to join the party are the Bromley boys,

0:09:51 > 0:09:54and they waste no time setting the agenda for the night.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Tonight is not about birds. It's about getting on one.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00We've put a score in each, £20.

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Whoever shags the most birds takes the 80 quid at the end of the week.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Bearing in mind my 20's a fake note, but...

0:10:08 > 0:10:11We're still all in.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15There's no stopping these boys. With their suitcases still

0:10:15 > 0:10:18on the bus, Bill has already spied an opportunity.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- It's her birthday! - It's your birthday?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Happy birthday!- Thank you!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Andy's sharing with best mate Bill...

0:10:28 > 0:10:29In a bit.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32..whilst Joe is shacking up with Olly.

0:10:32 > 0:10:37- Finally here, ready to go out, get out of our nuts.- Smash it.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Got to get the aftershave out, haven't we?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Spray me up. Good boy.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45You got the key?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Never leave me in charge of the key.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Let's go, boys.- Wahey!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Hurray! We're going to get the sauce here.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03The boys head out for their first taste of Malia nightlife.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Flaming nutters.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Flaming nutters!

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Whilst Olly and Joe get the first drinks in,

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Casanova Bill is in heaven.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16It's going off! There's birds everywhere!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18The competition, who can pull the most?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20You know how it is. It'll be sick.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Malia's unreal. It's unstoppable!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25# Ooh, ahh, Malia Say ooh, ahh, Malia! #

0:11:25 > 0:11:29Adina and the girls are staying at the quieter end of town.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Wow!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32We're here.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Right, see you.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Adina is sharing with childhood friend Lauren.- There we go.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39It's boiling!

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Oh, it's got an oven.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Honey, I'm home! - And flatmates Mica...

0:11:44 > 0:11:45- Put your card in.- Oh.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49..and Lizzie are in the room next door.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Look how beautiful it is!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53The girls waste no time...

0:11:53 > 0:11:54What about in there?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57..in hitting the strip.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58# Ooh, ahh, Malia! #

0:12:02 > 0:12:06At the other end of town, the boys are ripping up the dancefloor.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10The best thing is you're free to do what you want, with your best mates, partying.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13The birds will hopefully start flocking in.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16You can't go wrong. Fucking love it. Mustard.

0:12:16 > 0:12:21Andy's top priority are girls, and it looks like his luck might be in.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26To the window!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29And with protective Mum out of the picture tonight,

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Adina's got only one thing on her mind.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Do you love me?- Boys.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39I imagined Adina meeting some boys

0:12:39 > 0:12:42and leaving her friends on their own.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44And that's what's happened.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46That one were gorgeous!

0:12:46 > 0:12:50She goes out with the thought, "I'm going to pull."

0:12:50 > 0:12:54And if she doesn't pull, it's an unsuccessful night.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57I've not known her to go out and not pull.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04But the lads out in Malia have a unique way of getting girls

0:13:04 > 0:13:06to notice them.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11I like to get attention from lads when I'm out.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I like to dance with a few and that.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16I like jumping up on the pole and stuff

0:13:16 > 0:13:19and probably making an idiot out of myself but I think I look sexy,

0:13:19 > 0:13:22when I've been drinking.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28It doesn't take long for Adina to find her first target,

0:13:28 > 0:13:31and there's no stopping her.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35Adina snogged someone. I don't know who he was, but he wasn't very pretty.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37She can do better.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39He was just, like, all right.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42He was quite good-looking, but he weren't normally my type.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44But he went in for the kill, so I was on it.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47I think the week is going to be amazing.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Everything's going well.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I'm on it to vomit.

0:13:52 > 0:13:57It's 5am and hours of boozing means there's only one way

0:13:57 > 0:13:59the night's going to end for Andy.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01What do you like?

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Margarita, mate.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05At the local takeaway joint.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07That looks nice.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Do you want a bite?- No, I've had some already. I was starving.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Still searching for the girl of his dreams, Andy's struggling

0:14:13 > 0:14:15to impress the ladies.

0:14:16 > 0:14:22And then you curl it up and then all in one. Go on. Do it!

0:14:22 > 0:14:26- You go first.- Go on. No, you're the lad. Have it.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Way!

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I love it.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Tonight, I must admit, as a first night,

0:14:34 > 0:14:38it's been fucking... It's gone red-hot, really... It has gone very well.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42So basically, at the end of the day, I'm here to have a good fun.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48In just a few hours, Andy and Adina's parents will be flying out

0:14:48 > 0:14:53to Malia to secretly watch what their teenagers get up to.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I'm sure they're going to show us up, slightly.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Hopefully not too much.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02But they're teenagers, and what goes on holiday

0:15:02 > 0:15:05they would like to think stays on holiday, but in this case,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I think it might be not quite the case.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'm feeling OK at the moment.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15A bit apprehensive, but I think now I'm packing my case

0:15:15 > 0:15:18and kind of getting used to things,

0:15:18 > 0:15:22the actual reality that I'm going to Malia and Adina's going to be there

0:15:22 > 0:15:25and she doesn't know is actually getting a little bit exciting.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42I said the first night was just to get pissed out of your head.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- I think I've got ten out of ten for that.- Yeah.

0:15:45 > 0:15:50It's mid afternoon and after a failed night with the opposite sex,

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Andy and friends have finally emerged.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54I'm going to try and be sensible tonight

0:15:54 > 0:15:57and not get as pissed as I did last night.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I'm going to try and remember a night for once.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01It don't normally happen for me.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05Unemployed Andy was given spending money by his parents,

0:16:05 > 0:16:08but his first big night out has already put a large dent in it.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I done £160 last night.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14It's just so easily done, but my mum and Dave have sorted me right out.

0:16:14 > 0:16:21They lent me 500 quid. I wouldn't be...I'd be here, but with no money otherwise.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24So they sorted me right out. They didn't have to do it.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Thanks, Mum. Cheers, Dave.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31At the airport, Andy's parents have just arrived.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Hello.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36And they're about to meet Adina's mum, Justine.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38How lovely to meet you.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42Justine's brought along sister Joanne for moral support.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45I'm Auntie Jo, so I know Adina inside out as well.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Shall we get on the bus?

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Let's get on the bus.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Let's get to the bar.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53After you. Thank you.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56I think one of the things I'm a bit worried about seeing is,

0:16:56 > 0:16:57I don't want to see any sex.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Don't want to see her instigating it.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02I don't mind the boy instigating it.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05But do you think that's in her nature? She wouldn't do that?

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Yeah, it is. I've seen her do it and I dragged her off the guy.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10I was really upset about it.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Tell you what, and I know it'll be the boys, not so much the girls,

0:17:14 > 0:17:15but it's the language.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Adina and the girls are getting ready for their second night of partying.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27We're watching boxing.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Why are we watching boxing?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31We like to watch boys getting aggressive.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35That's what I like, anyway.

0:17:35 > 0:17:40And they're not the only ones watching tonight's boxing match.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Unfortunately for the teenagers,

0:17:42 > 0:17:45the parents are heading straight for them.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49And to get to their hotel, they'll have to drive right past.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Look at all the bars and things. It looks really exciting, doesn't it? I am a bit jealous.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I want to go onto the strip in Malia!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58# Ooh, ah, Malia I said, ooh-ah, Malia! #

0:17:58 > 0:18:03If the parents are spotted by any of the teenagers, it's game over.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05This takes me back to my youth.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Absolutely.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10With Andy and the boys focused on the fight,

0:18:10 > 0:18:14they've no idea Debbie and Dave are just around the corner.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18You're looking for two dark-haired boys and two blonde.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Andy is...

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Andy will be sort of chatting and gangly.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27And chatting and demonstrative like his mother.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33There's a pub here.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36He's sitting down there!

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Where?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Sitting there, look.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41There's Olly in the stripy shirt.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Look! They're watching the fight, look!

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oh, yeah - the fight's on!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Who's winning, son? - Who's winning?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Oh, that's fantastic.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53You've seen him now.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Look behind.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Bored of the boxing,

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Adina and her friends have found other ways of amusing themselves.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02I wonder what she's doing. What will she be doing?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04What do you think?

0:19:04 > 0:19:08God, I feel like horrible, nasty, evil old Mum.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Don't worry. Hold my hand.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11No!

0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Has it not fucked you up, that tequila?- Slightly, yeah.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16I feel sick.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I can see her. She's got her hair down, curly, blonde hair.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Yeah.- There she is!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Oh, my God! I'm shaking.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Don't shake.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I saw her. Back there?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- Yeah.- That was brilliant!

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Oh, that was really good.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34I really liked that.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36How do you feel now?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Rubbish! How do you feel?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40I feel all right.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44I feel worse! At least you know she's all right, she's safe.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48- I'm pleased that we've seen them and they're safe.- They're safe.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55I was so nervous about seeing her and when I saw her beautiful,

0:19:55 > 0:19:59blonde hair, I was really shaking.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02I got a bit upset, because this has all been a bit surreal

0:20:02 > 0:20:05and I actually know she's actually here. I've seen my baby.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08We're in the same country, it's, like, mad.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Andy being the character he is, it's going to be hilarious.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15And I think we're really looking forward to it, aren't we?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17With a little bit of trepidation.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21# Let's go fucking mental! Na-na na-na, hey! #

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Having had little luck with the ladies,

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Andy and Olly are on the strip and searching for their friends,

0:20:27 > 0:20:29but there's no sign of them.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Bit annoyed. Fucking...meant to be all here together.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38It's only me and Olly standing here because the other two have ducked.

0:20:38 > 0:20:43That's about it, really. Now we've come to the end of the night, I'm a bit annoyed, like I said earlier.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46We're going to go home and sleep on it and hopefully sort it all out in the morning.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50For the second night in a row, Andy goes home alone.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55But at 5am, Bill and Joe arrive at the hotel.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Tonight we've managed to pull ourselves a couple of creamers.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59A couple of birds from the hotel.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02From our own hotel. They're waiting in the lobby.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Always something to come back to.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Only half an hour later,

0:21:13 > 0:21:16there's been an incident in the boys' hotel.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18He's a fucking idiot, don't tell me.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Just as things were going well for Joe and Bill,

0:21:21 > 0:21:25somebody has set off a fire extinguisher into their room.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28They open it for fun. the boys in 216.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Leaving the hotel manager to sort things out, Andy and Olly,

0:21:33 > 0:21:37the prime suspects, have run off into the night.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Whoever done it came to our door,

0:21:39 > 0:21:42knocked on the door, so I went and opened the door...

0:21:42 > 0:21:45You should see the floor in my room, it just covered the whole room.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- I had to run out of the back door. - And who was it?

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Honesty, this isn't just because it's my mates, hand on heart,

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I didn't see who it was. I couldn't see a thing.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59The smoke was straight in my face and eyes. I had to close my eyes.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08The parents are about to get the chance to see exactly

0:22:08 > 0:22:12what their teenagers have been up to.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13I'm really worried about it.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16I don't want her making a fool of herself.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17I don't want her hurting herself,

0:22:17 > 0:22:19being irresponsible.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23I would like to think she has a bit of control.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27They'll be watching footage on a monitor of Andy and Adina's holiday so far.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30I'm hoping what we'll see will reflect a lot on the way

0:22:30 > 0:22:32he's been brought up.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33That's what I'm hoping.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37I know lads are going to be lads, but I'm not overly keen on hearing it.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Look at him. He's absolutely...

0:22:45 > 0:22:49That's clubbing. That's what they're going to do.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Ooh, look!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Oh! Bill!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Oh, my goodness!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- They're dancing away, having a great time.- That's good.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04He looks like he's having a laugh. I'm fine with that.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07I'm dreading this, what's going to come?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13I wonder who they are. Oh, dear.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Oh!

0:23:16 > 0:23:18- Stop it!- That's horrible.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19I don't like that.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21I don't like it, either.

0:23:21 > 0:23:26- Oh no, she's running away, look. - No, that's disgusting.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Disgusting. No, I don't like that.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31I don't like that.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- I didn't like that, did you? - I didn't like it.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35I just think...

0:23:35 > 0:23:39I never behaved like that when I used to go out at that age.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41It's horrible.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44I just think that's...

0:23:44 > 0:23:46- I just didn't like it.- Crude.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Oh, hang on.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52What's this?

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Some kind of dancefloor.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Oh, fucking hell.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05I can't watch this shit. I'm sorry.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09She's not doing anything.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Justine, she's not doing anything.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17She doesn't like the hands on the bum, I don't think.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19She's Mum, it's understandable.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21But she's not doing anything.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25'No, I'm not happy at all.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26'I don't like it.'

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- The first shots were OK. - I don't like it. Full stop.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31- What, watching her?- I don't like it.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34I think there's a difference between boys and girls, in the respect

0:24:34 > 0:24:38of their holiday mode and how you feel about their behaviour.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42I can understand from Justine's point of view, bless her heart,

0:24:42 > 0:24:44she had a little meltdown.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48You're just a little bit more worried about the girls. That's basically it.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Following last night's incident with the fire extinguisher,

0:24:56 > 0:25:00a cleanup operation is in full swing at Andy's hotel.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Things went from bad to worse.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06I let the fire extinguisher off into their room.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09It was a bit silly, but it's been done.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11I didn't actually know, what one was it?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Dust.- Dust. I thought it was water or foam.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17I was gonna literally spray 'em for a second.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20If I knew it was that, I wouldn't have done it.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21I only done it for a laugh.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Everyone getting well into it.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26I apologise. What has been done is done.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30But it's too late for apologies, as the hotel manager

0:25:30 > 0:25:35has thrown the boys out, leaving tensions running high within the group.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37I can't fucking believe you, boy.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43- That's by far the most shittiest thing you ever fucking done, you know that, don't ya?- One of 'em.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48No, definitely not one of them. By far the shittiest thing you've ever done. Hands down.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54He don't think, he just does stuff and look where it's ended up,

0:25:54 > 0:25:56us kicked out.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00The boys trek across town to a new hotel

0:26:00 > 0:26:02and it's time to clear the air.

0:26:02 > 0:26:07Andy got jealous because me and Bill got it in.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10And he didn't.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Took the words outta my mouth!

0:26:12 > 0:26:14I said I'm sorry for what I've done

0:26:14 > 0:26:17and it's not going to happen again.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19I was being a...

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Blame the alcohol, as you could say.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26So other than that, let's get on with Malia.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30Andy always does stuff like that, because it's just the way he is.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31He acts on impulse.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Doesn't think before he does.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36He's not proud of what he done.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39He's genuinely sorry.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40So...

0:26:40 > 0:26:43No point dragging it on and having the hump with him.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45May as well get on with the holiday.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Adina and the girls are looking for some excitement

0:26:51 > 0:26:53and they think they've found it,

0:26:53 > 0:26:58as they're going for an exhilarating ride on a banana boat.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01But today, there's two very special spectators.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Concerned about the footage she saw earlier,

0:27:04 > 0:27:08Justine is keen to get a closer look at her daughter in action.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I can't wait to see Adina on a banana boat.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13But yeah, going to be fab!

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Adina has no idea that Justine

0:27:15 > 0:27:19and Joanne are a short distance away watching her every move.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23She's really excited. I'm scared.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25I don't want to get thrown in the water.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29Oh, I can see them!

0:27:29 > 0:27:31I'm getting excited now.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34This is a brilliant spot down here, I'm loving it.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Oh.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Has she got good eyesight?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Oh, it's fantastic seeing her.

0:27:41 > 0:27:42There they go.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45You can hear them!

0:27:45 > 0:27:47That's brilliant.

0:27:47 > 0:27:52- They look like they're laughing and giggling. - They're really close, now.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57You can see without the binoculars anyway.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01They just pushed each other in, the cheeky things!

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Great.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06I have palpitations. That was great, wasn't it?

0:28:06 > 0:28:10Spying on Adina is allowing overprotective mother Justine

0:28:10 > 0:28:13a chance to see her daughter in a new light.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16It's really good seeing Adina being so confident

0:28:16 > 0:28:18and getting on with stuff on her own.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20She's really growing up. It's weird to see.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23I knew, but to see it, it's different,

0:28:23 > 0:28:27because when she's at home, she's still so dependent on me.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29I bet she's not even thought about me.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31I've only had one text.

0:28:38 > 0:28:43The boys are out, hitting it hard, and for once, are sticking together.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Nut him. Nut him!

0:28:55 > 0:28:59The lads together, how we really should be.

0:28:59 > 0:29:03It's been good. Seriously, it's been something.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15Saving money, Adina, Lauren, Lizzie and Mica are topping up on booze

0:29:15 > 0:29:19back at their hotel, and they're on to their favourite subject.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22I can't hold boys down.

0:29:22 > 0:29:26Mica, she'll meet a guy and within two weeks, it's like serious

0:29:26 > 0:29:29and she's going to marry him and everything.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31For me, everything is just casual.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33I don't even realise though that it's serious, like.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36We're just texting.

0:29:36 > 0:29:37I don't think that's serious.

0:29:37 > 0:29:41I want to have a relationship Monday to Thursday.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Friday, Saturday, Sunday, we'll have a break from each other.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47That's what I'd like. That'd be perfect.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50When I go out, I go out with the intention to pull, so I think

0:29:50 > 0:29:54if I went out in a relationship, I would be like, why am I going out?

0:29:54 > 0:29:55What's the point?

0:29:55 > 0:29:57That's the only reason I go near loads of lads is

0:29:57 > 0:30:00because I want to feel loved.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19After a night of excess, Adina is still single,

0:30:19 > 0:30:21and she's not happy about it.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24I'm going to strip off on the beach.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27I'm going to take everything off apart from my knickers.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Adina is bladdered.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32But she's still standing.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40I'm going to swim and I hope Romeo's there

0:30:40 > 0:30:42because I want him to swim with me.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47Take him to the sea and I'm humping him.

0:30:47 > 0:30:51- You're so disgusting!- No, but if he's there, he's getting it.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54In true Adina style, en route to the beach,

0:30:54 > 0:30:57she's picked up some new male friends.

0:30:57 > 0:30:58Do you want to go in the sea?

0:30:58 > 0:31:01- Or are you too scared? - I'm too scared.- Are you?

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Oh my God, I'm soaking!

0:31:13 > 0:31:15- Where is Lauren?- Here.

0:31:15 > 0:31:16I'm soaking wet!

0:31:16 > 0:31:19- Shall we take everything off? - Just sit in the water.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23It doesn't matter now, does it?

0:31:23 > 0:31:24Oh, no!

0:31:28 > 0:31:30It was lovely. So warm.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33It's nice. I swallowed a load of salt water.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35I swallowed loads of salt water.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Where's my bag?

0:31:37 > 0:31:39Where's my bag? Oh, it's there.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41What time is it?

0:31:43 > 0:31:46At 4am, Adina calls it a night.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54The parents are getting ready to watch more footage

0:31:54 > 0:31:57of the teenagers' antics, but after reacting badly

0:31:57 > 0:32:02to the first viewing, Justine is feeling nervous.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05I'm finding it difficult to watch the clips of Adina.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07I don't know why.

0:32:07 > 0:32:09I'm finding it really emotional.

0:32:09 > 0:32:13I think I'm a bit afraid of what I'm going to see.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18- She's in the sea. - Who's that, Adina?- Yes.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20She just fell in the sea.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22I know. I can see.

0:32:22 > 0:32:27- Where is Lauren?- I'm here. - I'm soaking wet! Shall we take everything off?

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Justine, you have to watch it, or you can't comment.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32I don't need you to tell me that, thank you. All right?

0:32:32 > 0:32:34I'll do what I want.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47She's just pissed out of her brain, as usual.

0:32:47 > 0:32:48I can't be arsed, know what I mean?

0:32:48 > 0:32:51It does my head in. All the time, you don't have to live with it.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54I think she was too inebriated.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57She's had a drink, but she's not mad, like, off her face.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00And they're only in shallow water!

0:33:00 > 0:33:03Justine acts the way she does

0:33:03 > 0:33:07because she loves Adina to pieces.

0:33:07 > 0:33:08They're so close.

0:33:10 > 0:33:15I don't think Justine realised how she'd feel watching it back.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17I think it shocked her.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20Cos she was drunk I was worried about her being in the sea

0:33:20 > 0:33:22and drowning, really.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25I just didn't want to watch her. I didn't want to watch anything.

0:33:25 > 0:33:26I don't want to know.

0:33:34 > 0:33:39- Who's that man?- That must be the manager or something.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42They opened for fun, the boys in 216.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Oh.

0:33:46 > 0:33:50- What happened to the fire extinguisher?- I let it off.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53I let the fire extinguisher off into their room.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56That was a bit silly, but it's been done now.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59Oh.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01- Silly boy.- What a wally.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04He's been honest. I'll give him that.

0:34:04 > 0:34:09He's probably feeling a bit of a wally.

0:34:09 > 0:34:10Yes.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14I'll have a word with him about that.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19Fire extinguisher. Not too happy about that.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Not the kind of thing that I've brought him up to do, however,

0:34:22 > 0:34:26they're boys being boys, but hopefully he'll have learned his lesson

0:34:26 > 0:34:28and that won't happen again.

0:34:30 > 0:34:35Andy has decided to get a tattoo to remind him of his time in Malia.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39- All right.- All right. - What can I do for you?

0:34:39 > 0:34:41He wants a tattoo on his arse.

0:34:41 > 0:34:46But sharing the memories with him will be mum Debbie and stepdad Dave.

0:34:46 > 0:34:50They've hidden themselves in the flat above the tattoo parlour

0:34:50 > 0:34:53and will be watching everything on a monitor.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55They're just right below us now.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58- What can I do for you? - He wants a tattoo on his arse.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- What you want?- I want "top bloke".

0:35:03 > 0:35:05Top bloke?

0:35:05 > 0:35:06"Top" and then "bloke".

0:35:06 > 0:35:09- Top bloke.- That's all right.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11- Can you write it for me?- Yeah.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Spell it right, Andy, for crying out loud.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Top.

0:35:19 > 0:35:20Top bloke, like that.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23It's a close call for Mum and Dave

0:35:23 > 0:35:25as Andy steps outside to calm his nerves.

0:35:28 > 0:35:29He's right down there.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32- Just there.- He's there. - Don't lift your hand up!

0:35:33 > 0:35:35- Are you nervous, Andy?- No.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39Sweet. I have already had one. I know the pain.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42It's a jarring pain.

0:35:44 > 0:35:45It's a bit like...

0:35:45 > 0:35:46But then it's sweet.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Yeah.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51I couldn't have that done because I hate needles.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54In fact, I would struggle to watch that.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56Yeah, about there.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00At least it's covered. It's not on his forehead.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Oh, that's all right.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06That's all right, isn't it?

0:36:07 > 0:36:08Give me slaps.

0:36:10 > 0:36:11Wahey!

0:36:11 > 0:36:13It's going to kill!

0:36:13 > 0:36:16Watch his face!

0:36:22 > 0:36:24It's smudged a bit.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26He's got "pot bloke," now.

0:36:28 > 0:36:29The bloke's dyslexic!

0:36:31 > 0:36:35At least he's being sensible enough...

0:36:35 > 0:36:37He's had it somewhere hidden.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40- It's not affecting any jobs he's going to go for.- Exactly.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43If he wants to join the police force or something like that.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Like that's going to happen!

0:36:45 > 0:36:48I don't think he'll become a fireman now!

0:36:51 > 0:36:52Stop it!

0:36:56 > 0:36:57I wouldn't like it.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00All done. You can stand up.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03- Oh, it's all done. - He's all finished.

0:37:03 > 0:37:04Did it hurt?

0:37:04 > 0:37:05Yeah.

0:37:06 > 0:37:10- Top bloke, mate. - It's actually very subtle.

0:37:11 > 0:37:12Done it now, mate.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21- You're officially a top bloke. - Cheers, mate.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24I did get a bit of a palpitation because it was close.

0:37:24 > 0:37:25I thought it was great!

0:37:25 > 0:37:28I didn't think I would get that feeling.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31- It's weird.- No, you obviously don't want to get caught, do you?

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Especially at this stage of the game.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36I think it went very well. I think it looks quality.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38I am now officially a top bloke.

0:37:42 > 0:37:46Missing her son, Debbie decides to risk a phone call.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48- Hello, Mother. - How are you doing, love?

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Have you not heard from anyone what has happened?

0:37:51 > 0:37:54No, what's happened? Don't tell me anything bad has happened.

0:37:54 > 0:37:58You could say that. I went on a rampage with a fire extinguisher!

0:37:58 > 0:37:59Oh, Andy, for God's sake.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- Where are you? - We're in France!

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Gary, Dave's business partner,

0:38:04 > 0:38:08you know the boat he's got down at Chichester? He said, do you know what?

0:38:08 > 0:38:11They're going off to St Malo, so basically, we're in France now.

0:38:11 > 0:38:12We're having a really good time.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14Probably be back in a couple of days' time.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17We're just playing it by ear. I'm glad you're having a good time.

0:38:17 > 0:38:22I told my mum about when I went on a...

0:38:22 > 0:38:26mad one with a fire extinguisher, and, yeah, she went,

0:38:26 > 0:38:28"Oh, what are you like?"

0:38:28 > 0:38:31She said, behave yourself from now on.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33She knows what I'm like.

0:38:33 > 0:38:37My mates would tell her. She's a cushty mother.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40I've got a really good rapport with Andy.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43- We've good got a really good relationship, haven't we?- Yes.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46And the deception side, I am struggling with.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51I'm well excited. I'm dead excited.

0:38:52 > 0:38:57The girls are getting ready for another night on the town.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59But lying in wait in the back of a car,

0:38:59 > 0:39:03parked right outside the hotel, are mum Justine and auntie Joanne.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08I hope she doesn't see us.

0:39:08 > 0:39:13After last night, Justine is hoping to see a calmer side to Adina.

0:39:13 > 0:39:18I feel like I'm on a stakeout or something.

0:39:18 > 0:39:23I'm going to have to have something to pick me up a little bit. I'm tired.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27When they walk past, they could just see us now.

0:39:27 > 0:39:32I'm hoping that they're too full of themselves and looking at boys.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Oh, that was really close, then.

0:39:36 > 0:39:40Look through there. Look through there. Go on.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44- I see boys.- Get down, Justine.

0:39:44 > 0:39:45Turn around.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48I don't feel like I've even seen her.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51It's weird, because it's surreal.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55It's nice that she's happy and she's safe.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Content that her daughter is doing fine,

0:39:57 > 0:40:00Justine and Joanne head home for bed.

0:40:00 > 0:40:04But Adina is far from fine,

0:40:04 > 0:40:07as four nights of living it up take their toll.

0:40:12 > 0:40:13I feel sick.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15I need water!

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Are you OK?

0:40:21 > 0:40:23- I've got it all over my legs. - Where?

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Is that better?

0:40:28 > 0:40:30I need to take...

0:40:30 > 0:40:34- I'm soaking wet in sick. - Are you OK?

0:40:34 > 0:40:35Do you feel better after being sick?

0:40:35 > 0:40:38Why did somebody give me Sambuca?

0:40:47 > 0:40:51After failing to find a girl all week, Andy is on a mission.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54I might just throw that in.

0:40:54 > 0:40:58And he even teaches the boys his top trick to pull the ladies.

0:41:03 > 0:41:07Looking for freedom, independence and babes,

0:41:07 > 0:41:10the boys are heading to one of the biggest nightclubs in town.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14And so are Andy's parents.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21Debbie and Dave are sneaking in through the back entrance

0:41:21 > 0:41:25and will be watching everything from the manager's office upstairs.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29It is hard to believe that he's just the other side of that.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31Yeah, it's a little bit surreal.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35No, Joe!

0:41:35 > 0:41:38Joe! He's pursing his lips!

0:41:38 > 0:41:40Joe!

0:41:40 > 0:41:42He'll get crucified for that.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44She's putting spots all over him.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46He's just got rid of them!

0:41:47 > 0:41:52But it'll take more than a few neon spots to put Andy off his stride.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55There's a few more girls showing their interest.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59She looks older than him, doesn't she?

0:41:59 > 0:42:00He's loving the attention, though.

0:42:00 > 0:42:04I don't know how they can do this all night, do you?

0:42:04 > 0:42:09It looks great out there and I'm truly gutted I'm not there.

0:42:09 > 0:42:10We'd have some of that, wouldn't we?

0:42:16 > 0:42:18He's a Casanova, isn't he?

0:42:18 > 0:42:19Oi!

0:42:19 > 0:42:22A bit of tonsil tennis.

0:42:22 > 0:42:23Tonsil tennis!

0:42:23 > 0:42:24Pack it in, Dave.

0:42:26 > 0:42:30- I don't know who's more hungry. - Her, I think!

0:42:32 > 0:42:35- I'm just jealous now. I want to get down there.- Are you?

0:42:35 > 0:42:39- Yeah!- I'd last five minutes.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Yeah, you'd be there, Debs, giving it some of that.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44No, I'm more your Earth, Wind And Fire girl.

0:42:44 > 0:42:49After Debbie and Dave head home, Joe gets some female attention.

0:42:49 > 0:42:53And Andy's luck is finally in.

0:42:53 > 0:42:56After lagging behind the other boys in the pulling stakes,

0:42:56 > 0:42:59it looks like two buses have come at once.

0:42:59 > 0:43:03I pulled this...nice sort, everything was going well, she said, "I've got to find my mate."

0:43:03 > 0:43:05She said, "have you ever had a threesome?"

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Everything's going well.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09# Sex on the beach Come on, move your body... #

0:43:09 > 0:43:13I'm over the moon for Andy. He's finally pulled himself a bird.

0:43:13 > 0:43:14Good luck to him.

0:43:14 > 0:43:19Andy has managed to pull himself two girls.

0:43:19 > 0:43:20Fair play to him.

0:43:20 > 0:43:24He's gone off and, yeah, it looks like he's got himself a threesome.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27But the hapless romantic has got distracted.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30I don't know where she's gone.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33That's what I mean, I don't know where she is.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35He's lost his bird. I told him to stay with her.

0:43:35 > 0:43:39He didn't stay with her, and he's lost her.

0:43:39 > 0:43:43What a rookie! Schoolboy error.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46Not giving up on love,

0:43:46 > 0:43:49Andy heads off into the night to look for his girl.

0:43:58 > 0:43:59It's late afternoon

0:43:59 > 0:44:02and the boys are catching up on last night's conquests.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06I was like, Andy, you ain't going to find her.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08Let's go back.

0:44:08 > 0:44:09He was well upset.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11I was fuming! I couldn't live with myself.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14Just walking back to the hotel, we see these two birds.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16One was all right, one was a bit of a heifer.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18Started talking to them, and pulled it out the bag.

0:44:18 > 0:44:20I just walloped two birds.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22# Hallelujah! #

0:44:22 > 0:44:24So you're both top blokes, like?

0:44:24 > 0:44:26- Yeah!- Fair fucking play.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31Across town, Adina is suffering.

0:44:31 > 0:44:34Loving her new-found freedom, she's pushed herself

0:44:34 > 0:44:35and her body to the limit.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38Last night we went to the Lush bar and I was sick

0:44:38 > 0:44:41because I had Sambuca, and I should have learned by now

0:44:41 > 0:44:45not to have it, but it was free and I can't say no to a free shot.

0:44:45 > 0:44:50And for Adina's friends, there's one woman looming in the shadows.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52Justine has never seen Adina like that on a night out.

0:44:52 > 0:44:55They've been on nights out together but I don't think Adina

0:44:55 > 0:44:57would do anything like that in front of her mum.

0:44:57 > 0:45:02But... So I don't know how Justine is going to make of it.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04But on this holiday, there's no hiding,

0:45:04 > 0:45:08as the parents are about to see exactly what the teenagers have been up to.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10Basically I pulled this...nice sort.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13Everything was going well and she went,

0:45:13 > 0:45:17"Oh, no, I got to find my mate. Have you ever had a threesome?"

0:45:15 > 0:45:17This is a classic boys' holiday.

0:45:17 > 0:45:20So, yeah, everything's going well...

0:45:20 > 0:45:21# Sex on the beach Come on, move your body! #

0:45:21 > 0:45:23A girl instigated it!

0:45:23 > 0:45:26- Hey-ho.- Oh, my goodness me! - What man ain't going to say no?

0:45:26 > 0:45:29- You're just jealous. - THEY LAUGH

0:45:29 > 0:45:31I'm nervous.

0:45:42 > 0:45:43I feel sick!

0:45:43 > 0:45:46- I don't like her being poorly. - No...

0:45:46 > 0:45:48They don't have to show that.

0:45:48 > 0:45:51- Oh, what you like? - Sorry.

0:45:51 > 0:45:52Oh...

0:45:52 > 0:45:53Oh!

0:45:53 > 0:45:55Adina!

0:45:55 > 0:45:57- Who's that? Mica?- Mica.

0:45:57 > 0:45:59She's looking after her, isn't she?

0:45:59 > 0:46:02That's why I don't have Sambuca and shit!

0:46:02 > 0:46:06I just didn't like that big pouring out waterfall thing.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08Just that big....

0:46:10 > 0:46:12I think she'll be devastated.

0:46:12 > 0:46:15It's not something that everyone wants to see, obviously,

0:46:15 > 0:46:18that your daughter's being sick because of alcohol, it's not nice.

0:46:18 > 0:46:22I like that the girls were looking after her as well, that made me feel reassured.

0:46:22 > 0:46:26Obviously whatever she had didn't agree with her, so...

0:46:36 > 0:46:41Tomorrow the parents will reveal themselves to the teenagers.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44For their last night, Adina and the girls are heading to a club.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49But they're not the only ones hitting the strip,

0:46:49 > 0:46:53because tonight Justine and Joanne are coming too.

0:46:53 > 0:46:55Whooooo!

0:46:55 > 0:46:58MALIA!

0:47:01 > 0:47:05They're hiding themselves away in the manager's office

0:47:05 > 0:47:07just below the dance floor,

0:47:07 > 0:47:10Watching everything live as it happens.

0:47:11 > 0:47:16Upstairs, the girls waste no time in getting into the party spirit.

0:47:21 > 0:47:24Adina looks lovely. Her hair's beautiful.

0:47:24 > 0:47:26- So blonde. - Look at the spirals.

0:47:26 > 0:47:29She's got her Adina necklace on... Oh!

0:47:29 > 0:47:31That's your me.

0:47:31 > 0:47:36But the initial excitement of seeing Adina quickly wears off for protective mum Justine.

0:47:38 > 0:47:39You're turning me on!

0:47:39 > 0:47:44God, she's fucking pissed out of her brain. It's horrible, man.

0:47:44 > 0:47:47I don't like watching it.

0:47:47 > 0:47:48- I can't stand it.- I know.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50It's disgusting.

0:47:50 > 0:47:55Them eyes are just disgraceful, it's horrible.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57Not impressed.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00# No, no, no, no, no. #

0:48:00 > 0:48:02Oh, eh, up.

0:48:02 > 0:48:04Oh, she's found a fella. She's dancing.

0:48:04 > 0:48:06Oh, my God.

0:48:06 > 0:48:10- She's wiggling her bum. - She's wiggling her bum, bent right over like...

0:48:10 > 0:48:12- Gyrating.- ..from behind.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14- Oh, my gosh. - She's just dancing!

0:48:14 > 0:48:17- Oh, they told her off.- Oh! She could've banged her head then.

0:48:17 > 0:48:21- Oh, she's back on the pole now. - Oh, my God she's up on the podium.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23- Oh!- She's just fallen and banged her head.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25See, that's dangerous, Joanne.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27- I know it is.- It's not good.

0:48:27 > 0:48:31They're laughing at her being so drunk, I'm not.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33I'll tell you now -

0:48:33 > 0:48:35when we get home, there's a new rule in our house.

0:48:35 > 0:48:37She ain't drinking under my roof.

0:48:37 > 0:48:41This is just appalling behaviour.

0:48:42 > 0:48:44It was horrible that, for me to watch, as a mum.

0:48:45 > 0:48:49- She didn't even look like she was having a good time. - She just didn't look...

0:48:49 > 0:48:52She didn't know what... She'll not remember a thing tomorrow.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55Do you know, a few weeks ago she went out and said after,

0:48:55 > 0:48:59"D'you know, Mum, I didn't drink last night. I had two drinks and I had a wicked night,

0:48:59 > 0:49:01"much better and I remember everything."

0:49:01 > 0:49:04- Yeah.- Tomorrow she'll go, "Oh, I don't remember nothing...oh."

0:49:04 > 0:49:06- D'you know what I mean? She'll be gutted!- Yeah.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09I think we're going to be having a few rules now.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13I have to be honest, I think seeing me drinking a lot as well...

0:49:13 > 0:49:18I'm not an alcoholic, I don't drink incessantly, but I have a few glasses of wine in the week.

0:49:18 > 0:49:21And seeing me drinking isn't a good influence on her, as I've just seen,

0:49:21 > 0:49:26so I think I'm going to change that, definitely when I get home.

0:49:26 > 0:49:31It's really made me think about it and realise it's not good. Not good.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33I'm not being a good role model to her.

0:49:39 > 0:49:44Andy and Adina's holiday is drawing to a close.

0:49:44 > 0:49:49And their time on the island of Crete has given them a chance to reflect on their future.

0:49:49 > 0:49:54Back home I've done so many different jobs, I haven't stuck really with one.

0:49:54 > 0:49:57When it comes to things like this, this is definitely much more me.

0:49:57 > 0:50:02Working abroad just in the sun permanently, talking, meeting new,

0:50:02 > 0:50:05different people, I think that's a dream job for me, really.

0:50:05 > 0:50:10I'd obviously love to stay out here, but I haven't got much money.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13Obviously I'll go home, get working and start saving from scratch.

0:50:13 > 0:50:15Come out here early, sort myself out.

0:50:15 > 0:50:18Pay a first month's rent and then just crack on for the summer.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21This week has been absolutely amazing.

0:50:21 > 0:50:23I've had the best time ever.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26This is like, kind of a mid-point for me.

0:50:26 > 0:50:28I always think of myself as being a kid,

0:50:28 > 0:50:31but like, I'm kind of leaving the nest and growing up.

0:50:33 > 0:50:38So this has been quite good for me getting used to being independent.

0:50:38 > 0:50:42I haven't done anything too outrageous for people to go, "Oh..."

0:50:42 > 0:50:46Other than the fire extinguisher... But I think, I should start growing up a bit, but...

0:50:46 > 0:50:51It's just the way I am, I'm always up for a little joke...doing stupid things, but...

0:50:51 > 0:50:55I will start growing up soon...definitely.

0:50:55 > 0:50:59Adina and the girls are at their favourite bar

0:50:59 > 0:51:01sampling the classic fishbowl.

0:51:01 > 0:51:02I was smashed out my face.

0:51:02 > 0:51:06- I think that's the most drunk I've been, last night. - You only had two fishbowls.

0:51:06 > 0:51:09I drank a bottle of schnapps at home.

0:51:09 > 0:51:13It's finally time for Justine and Joanne to reveal themselves.

0:51:13 > 0:51:16- All right. A bit nervous. - A bit nervous.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19And tell Adina exactly what they've been up to all week.

0:51:19 > 0:51:22The whole thought of it has made me feel ill all week.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28- The tension.- The tension is...

0:51:28 > 0:51:31- I do feel a bit sick now, love. - I can see her. - I feel a bit sick now.

0:51:36 > 0:51:38Adina...

0:51:38 > 0:51:40Adina, turn around.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42Sorry.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46What...?

0:51:46 > 0:51:49- Sorry.- Why are you saying sorry?

0:51:49 > 0:51:51Are you having a nice holiday?

0:51:51 > 0:51:53Don't cry!

0:51:54 > 0:51:58Last night, Adina, you looked terrible.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00- Last night was just... - I looked?!- Terrible.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03- I- didn't even want to watch you last night, love. - We had to turn it off.

0:52:03 > 0:52:07I just found it so hard, Adina. I seen you being sick.

0:52:07 > 0:52:10It's not because I drank so much, it were cos I had Sambuca

0:52:10 > 0:52:12and that's what makes me feel sick.

0:52:12 > 0:52:14Like when you have Grey Goose?

0:52:14 > 0:52:15Yeah.

0:52:17 > 0:52:19We saw a boy with his hands on your bum.

0:52:19 > 0:52:21Don't you remember?

0:52:21 > 0:52:25- He weren't your usual. - We weren't impressed with that. - He were mingin'.- I know.

0:52:25 > 0:52:28Have you had a good time though? I've not ruined it for you, have I?

0:52:28 > 0:52:30No...stop crying!

0:52:30 > 0:52:33ALL LAUGH

0:52:33 > 0:52:35I didn't want to ruin it for you.

0:52:35 > 0:52:38Don't cry, please, it's embarrassing!

0:52:44 > 0:52:48With the secret out, Justine and Joanne take the girls for dinner.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50INDISTINCT TOAST

0:52:50 > 0:52:53I think this week has made me learn to trust Adina a bit more.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55I think I can relax a bit more when she's going out

0:52:55 > 0:52:57with boys and alcohol.

0:52:57 > 0:52:59Well done, Di, really proud of you.

0:52:59 > 0:53:02I have drunk a lot, but I've not done anything drastic

0:53:02 > 0:53:06what you'd say, "Oh, you can't drink again cos you done something really stupid."

0:53:06 > 0:53:09I haven't, I've just had a good time, like everybody else.

0:53:10 > 0:53:14Back in town, Debbie and Dave are preparing to reveal themselves to Andy.

0:53:16 > 0:53:21A few days ago, Andy had questioned exactly where his parents were.

0:53:21 > 0:53:23As the boys have a few drinks at their hotel bar,

0:53:23 > 0:53:27they have no idea that Debbie and Dave are just around the corner.

0:53:27 > 0:53:31- Feeling a bit nervous.- Well, obviously we're concerned about...

0:53:31 > 0:53:33- I don't want to upset Andy. - I think he'll be all right.

0:53:33 > 0:53:38- I'm sure he'll be fine. - It's just obviously we're concerned at his reaction, that's all it is.

0:53:38 > 0:53:40Yeah, cos obviously we're not trying...

0:53:40 > 0:53:42We are not out there to embarrass him at all.

0:53:42 > 0:53:44- Cheers, Helen.- Cheers, boys.

0:53:44 > 0:53:47- Take care.- You too.- Thank you. - Enjoy the rest of your holidays.

0:53:47 > 0:53:49Cheers, Helen.

0:53:49 > 0:53:52So with Debbie and Dave nervous about Andy's reaction,

0:53:52 > 0:53:56how will he cope with the shock of his life?

0:54:05 > 0:54:11- I'm sorry! - What are you doing?- I'm sorry. - What are you doing, Mum?

0:54:11 > 0:54:13- Fuck that, don't get all that in my face.- Don't be silly, mate.

0:54:13 > 0:54:17Not at all, she's fucking mugging off in front of thousands of people.

0:54:17 > 0:54:20- No, not at all.- Don't be silly, mate. - What the fuck? What's going on?

0:54:20 > 0:54:23- Andy, Andy, listen. You've had a good time.- I don't give a fuck.

0:54:23 > 0:54:27- We've not done anything to embarrass you.- Fucking thousands of people are watching.

0:54:27 > 0:54:31- You'll make yourself look a fool by losing your rag. - Do you think I wanted to do this?

0:54:31 > 0:54:35Obviously you did cos you wouldn't have fucking come out here, would ya? Oh, fuck off, Mum.

0:54:35 > 0:54:39And you, Dave. Fuck yourself. Are you taking the fucking piss?!

0:54:39 > 0:54:43The realisation that his parents have watched him all week is too much for Andy,

0:54:43 > 0:54:46and he feels particularly let down by his mum.

0:54:46 > 0:54:48- No, cos I told you from the start as well.- Calm down.

0:54:48 > 0:54:50I'm not fucking calming down.

0:54:50 > 0:54:54- Please...- Andy, just do me a favour, can we have a chat, just me and you?

0:54:54 > 0:54:56Fuck off.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00After last night's dramatic events,

0:55:00 > 0:55:04stepdad Dave reflects on Andy's reaction.

0:55:05 > 0:55:10Since the reveal, I think if you see his reaction,

0:55:10 > 0:55:12obviously he was very surprised at that.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15I think it was embarrassment more than anything else.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19Obviously Debbie's very upset, as I am.

0:55:19 > 0:55:21We don't like seeing him like that,

0:55:21 > 0:55:24obviously it leaves a bad taste in his mouth

0:55:24 > 0:55:27that he's kicked off the way he has.

0:55:34 > 0:55:37It's been eight weeks since they were in Malia and back home,

0:55:37 > 0:55:41Andy's had time to reflect on his holiday.

0:55:42 > 0:55:44Since we've been back,

0:55:44 > 0:55:48to be honest everything's kind of blown over now, got back to reality.

0:55:48 > 0:55:50Come back off holiday...

0:55:50 > 0:55:52I would say I've lost the tan, but I don't tan anyway!

0:55:52 > 0:55:56It was a little bit of a struggle for the first few weeks.

0:55:56 > 0:55:58- A bit fraught.- I have to admit, it was fraught.

0:55:58 > 0:56:01It took a while for Andy to forgive.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03I'm not normally like that at all.

0:56:03 > 0:56:05I am honestly normally a nice fella.

0:56:05 > 0:56:07I literally just done that cos I'd had enough.

0:56:07 > 0:56:12I was just so annoyed with my mum actually being there, on my holiday making me look like a div,

0:56:12 > 0:56:14but the whole experience, not going to lie, was banging.

0:56:14 > 0:56:18Best holiday of my life. It was different, never going to happen again,

0:56:18 > 0:56:21if I do look like a wally, I look like a wally for an hour or so.

0:56:21 > 0:56:26I still get on with my mum now. I suppose I have to let her off now everything's kind of blown over.

0:56:26 > 0:56:28Things are back to normal.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30He cannot be cross with Mum for too long.

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