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0:00:02 > 0:00:05The freedom of your first-ever holiday with your mates...

0:00:05 > 0:00:13This programme contains strong language

0:00:15 > 0:00:17..cheap booze...

0:00:19 > 0:00:21..dirty dancing

0:00:21 > 0:00:24and that all-important independence...

0:00:25 > 0:00:28..a chance to get away from Mum and Dad.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Sorry, Dad.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32If my mum saw me right now, she'd be like, "What?"

0:00:32 > 0:00:36But on this holiday, the parents are coming too.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Secretly watching...

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Sophie!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42- ..sneakily spying... - Oh, stoned it!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44..and outrageously hiding.

0:00:44 > 0:00:49- Get down! - All to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Well, I think that's bloody disgusting.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57She's gone for a vajazzle!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59This is not what a mum wants to see.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Sorry, stop filming.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02But will it bring them closer together...

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I love that boy so much.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06..or drive them further apart?

0:01:06 > 0:01:10- You're nicked! - Oh, my God!

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Coming up...

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Oh, my God!

0:01:13 > 0:01:14..it's sun,

0:01:14 > 0:01:16sex,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19and seriously bad behaviour...

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Jesus Christ!

0:01:21 > 0:01:24..in Kavos,

0:01:24 > 0:01:28as 18-year-old Asher leaves his doting mum behind...

0:01:28 > 0:01:32I cannot imagine him leaving home.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35..for a blow-out week before heading to university.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I'm going to live my life once.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42And 18-year-old virgin Charlie escapes his overprotective parents...

0:01:42 > 0:01:45We don't want him to grow up. That's the thing with us.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47We want him to stay young and be our kid.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Sorry, Dad.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- ..for a chance to do things his way. - I'm a free man. I'll do what I want.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55But will the parents like what they see...

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Get down.- Get down, they can see!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00..as they secretly watch their kids' every move?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- I don't want to see any more.- This is not what a mum want is to see.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07And give Asher and Charlie the shock of their lives.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I'm still shocked. I don't even know what to say.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22In south-west Wales, rugby boy Asher

0:02:22 > 0:02:26is about to head off on his first ever lads' holiday.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29This holiday is a chance for freedom.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33It's a chance to get away from my mum. It's a holiday to go out with the boys

0:02:33 > 0:02:39and to drink as much as I can so I'm really excited for this.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42I really think that this holiday will help him decide,

0:02:42 > 0:02:46to a certain degree, however much you can when you're 18, who am I?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Ready to party with Asher are his rugby mates..

0:02:49 > 0:02:51First round in - shots.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52..wild man Wilson...

0:02:52 > 0:02:54About two in the afternoon, yeah, he is.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56..sensible Liam...

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Got to like the girls straightaway, like.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01..and girl-hungry Liam, aka Turts.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08I've got to give all these to Liam.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11He thinks he's going to have an absolutely mega week.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14I don't need them. I've got someone at home.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Asher is determined to stay faithful to his long-term girlfriend while he's away.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21See, I love my girlfriend to bits but, as much as I say that,

0:03:21 > 0:03:23there is always going to be a small part of me that...

0:03:23 > 0:03:28There is an 18-year-old guy who's going on his first lads' holiday

0:03:28 > 0:03:31but I want to prove that I am maybe more mature than that.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I'm just going to have a sneaky look at his case.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I think the temptation will be high.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39It will be very interesting to see how he deals with that.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Oh, no!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42What's going on here?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44It's fine. Mum, that's for Liam.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Ha-ha, can you prove it?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Can you just exit my room?

0:03:48 > 0:03:52The time has come for Asher to escape Mum...

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Be nice and loving. Give me a hug.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57..and head off on the adventure of a lifetime.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01See you in a week, boys.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03No, I won't be seeing him in a week.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Actually, I'll be seeing you a lot sooner.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09How are you going to feel about that?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Over in Cambridge, fashion-conscious hairdresser Charlie

0:04:16 > 0:04:20is looking forward to getting away from his strict parents.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22This holiday will be off the hook!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25It means everything to me and I'm going to enjoy it, I'm going to have a blast.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30I want you to be careful of drinking too much and going in the sea.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32But overprotective dad Barrie has other thoughts.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35I don't want you going on any quad bikes.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38We don't want you going on jet skis neither cos they're dangerous.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Be careful when you're crossing the roads.- All right.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I don't want you getting hurt, my little gorgeous lad.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I won't think, "Charlie, you're not allowed to do this or do that."

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I'm on holiday, I'll do what I want.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Right, what's on your list, then?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53And, right now, Charlie wants his dad to help him pack.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Clean shirts?- Yeah.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Put them in neat. Put my tops in that bit.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I like my jeans in a separate bit.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01A decision he may come to regret.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Just one other thing, Charlie, you haven't packed.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05- My toothbrush?- You may need these.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Ha-ha, I love how they're ultra safe!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Ultra small with a featherlight touch.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I've still got my V plates. I'm still a virgin.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16I've dipped in but it was only for like five minutes

0:05:16 > 0:05:19and then I went soft because I was really, really drunk.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21So I'm not counting it, like.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25I'd be very surprised if Charlie takes a girl back to his room.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29To be honest, he'd prefer to wait till that special girl comes along.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32He wants to be within a proper relationship.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35The whole popping-my-cherry thing, or losing my V plates,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37it's not really an aim.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I think it's going happen, like, a lot more than once. Well, it will.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43It has to. It will. I guess that means it is an aim, doesn't it?

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Helping Charlie on his pulling mission will be...

0:05:48 > 0:05:50..cousin Frankie...

0:05:52 > 0:05:55..best friend Ryan T...

0:05:57 > 0:06:01..and ladies' man Ryan B.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Where are we going, boys? ALL:- Kavos!

0:06:04 > 0:06:05- See ya!- Bye!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- I love you lots.- You too, baby.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Don't call me every day either. I'll call you if I need to talk to you.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Have a nice time. Love ya.- Love ya.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Charlie's gone. Little does he know...

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- We're going to see him tomorrow. - Yeah.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24We're going to be in Kavos in five hours.

0:06:24 > 0:06:30Kavos - nestling on the southern tip of the historic island of Corfu...

0:06:33 > 0:06:37..and party playground for young British tourists who descend

0:06:37 > 0:06:41in their thousands in search of freedom, independence

0:06:41 > 0:06:43and cheap booze.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47The 24-hour party resort where everyone's up for it

0:06:47 > 0:06:49and everything goes.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Class!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54And arriving to join the fun are the boys from Wales.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Mega-excited!

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Taxi!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Asher's been raised by his mum since his parents divorced

0:06:59 > 0:07:01when he was 10 years old.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I do think that Asher and I have got a special bond, possibly because

0:07:04 > 0:07:08he's the youngest child, but I think I probably do mollycoddle him.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh, my God! Look at that pig there.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I've always had a bit of ribbing from my brothers

0:07:13 > 0:07:16and sisters that my mum does everything for me

0:07:16 > 0:07:18and I'm spoilt rotten but I want to prove as well

0:07:18 > 0:07:20that I can do things on my own,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22and I'm not just, you know, babied for her.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Wild man Wilson will be sharing with Liam,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29whilst girl-hungry Turts keeps Asher company.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32From what I've seen so far, there should be a few girls, like.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35See what comes from that, like.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37I just want to get on it. Really want to get on it now.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40So, let the carnage commence, like.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41First of many.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46One, two, three.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Everyone's getting the rounds in.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Amazing. Amazing!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56If every day could be like this, I'd love it.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59They've only been here a few hours

0:07:59 > 0:08:02but already the boys are causing mayhem...

0:08:09 > 0:08:13..as Asher and Wilson start a fight with the fire extinguisher...

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Jesus Christ!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17..leaving an unimpressed Liam to take the brunt of it.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Oh, for fuck's sake, boys, I've got to get changed now.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- That is appalling. - Boys, we'll call a truce now.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26What's going to happen to cleaning the room, like?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Do they clean the rooms?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30What the fuck are they going to say?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Charlie and his friends have just arrived on the late-night flight.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I think this holiday is going to show that I can look after myself

0:08:39 > 0:08:42and not have to rely on Mum and Dad to do everything for me.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46I can be a man in a boy's body, kind of thing.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48You all right, Mum? Yeah, we just landed.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51And this man is straight on the phone to his mum.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Did I wake you up? Oh, right. I'll let you get back to sleep.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55I would say he's a bit of mummy...

0:08:55 > 0:08:59He's going to kill me for saying it but I would say he's a mummy's boy!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01See you in a week.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05A car accident 14 years ago has only brought the family closer.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Mum had a car accident when I was younger.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12I can only remember her always having, like, a bad back.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15I don't know if that's got anything to do with why she worries a lot.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16It might do.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19That's my favourite.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Mum Lisa is in constant pain and dad Barrie had to give up work

0:09:22 > 0:09:24and become her sole carer.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29Your life changes in a moment and it's never, ever the same again.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I think I am overprotective.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35I just feel if I keep everything so tight-knit,

0:09:35 > 0:09:38that the chances slim down that he's ever going to get hurt

0:09:38 > 0:09:41or something's going to go wrong.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Charlie is sharing a room with Ryan T.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Are you going to do my ironing? - Pay me, I'll be your nanny!

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Yeah, of course I will.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Ryan's going to be looking after me this holiday because I can't iron

0:09:54 > 0:09:57and I ain't going out with creased clothes.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59And cosying up next door are cousin Frankie...

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Yeah, it's good!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03..that top!

0:10:03 > 0:10:04..and Ryan B.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Ah, this is amazing. I can't believe this.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Lush rooms, everything. Oh, this is going to be mental!

0:10:11 > 0:10:17It will be...tomorrow, as the boys decide to go to bed.

0:10:18 > 0:10:23In the UK, the teenagers' parents are setting off.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27There's a whole side to Charlie that we just don't know who he is.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29From ten until four in the morning,

0:10:29 > 0:10:32we've not got a clue because we've tried asking him

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- and we get told to shut the door on the way out.- Yeah.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42It will test our relationship without a doubt because

0:10:42 > 0:10:46I don't know how he's going to react but I'm hoping that

0:10:46 > 0:10:48we'll be able, at the end of it, to be proud of each other.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57A new day brings bad news for the boys from Wales.

0:10:57 > 0:11:03Basically, we've just been told that we have to pay 560 euros

0:11:03 > 0:11:09because of last night's, like, little prank, whatever it is.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11560 euros is just stupid.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15I'm going to pay half, Wilson's going to pay half.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16That's 250 there.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Mum's going to be really pissed off with me.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22I don't want to ring her to ask for money to be transferred over.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25The boys head down to the beach and Asher makes the dreaded call.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Hi, Mum, just a quick message.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31I would really appreciate it if you could wire me out some money to pay for something.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Cheers.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36- That's probably the worst thing ever.- Oh, shut up, Turts.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- Shut up, Turts. Shut up, Turts. - "Oh, dammit! What has he done?"

0:11:44 > 0:11:48On the other side of the island, Asher's mum Anita has just arrived.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50I love this.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Here to offer moral support is her friend Jill

0:11:52 > 0:11:55who's known Asher since he was 12 years old.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Well, we're here, Kavos.- Yeah.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01They're are about to meet Charlie's parents - Lisa and Barrie.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Hello.- Hello. How are you? So nice to meet you.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Nice to meet you. I'm Barrie.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Hello, I'm Lisa.- Come this way. - Your name is?- I'm Anita.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Let's go find them kids.- Definitely.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Are you worried about Charlie at all, any concerns?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Yeah, well...- We're worried he's going to get over-the-top drunk.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Is there anything you're expecting from Asher?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Good manners.- Good manners? - Good manners, Barrie.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I don't care if he's in the gutter, I still want him to be polite.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35But having only just arrived in the country...

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Oh, God, I'm nervous now.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40..Anita receives a surprise answerphone message.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Oh, God, he's only just been there and he said he wants me

0:12:44 > 0:12:45to wire him out some money.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Hello.- Hi, Mum.- Hiya, darling, I've just picked up your message.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I want you to tell me everything.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Basically, like, last night... fuck that hurt!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Look, can you concentrate on me?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Hang on, are you messing about, pissing about with the boys

0:13:02 > 0:13:04and you've left me a message?

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Sorry, hold on.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Yes, yeah, I'm talking now.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11I'm in the train. I'm in the toilet in the train. God's sake.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13OK, OK. Hold on.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Um, basically, last night, er, fire extinguishers were let off

0:13:17 > 0:13:23in our apartment and we've now got to pay 560 euros.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26560 euros, you want me to send out to you?

0:13:26 > 0:13:31I cannot tell you the level of disappointment I feel.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- All right, I'm so sorry.- Bye.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38- How long have they been there? - 24 hours.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- 24 hours.- Yeah.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43And he's got to phone his mother. I'm surprised Asher did that.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- I'm surprised. - I'm really surprised, honestly.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49That's the thing with this holiday, we going to learn a lot, I think,

0:13:49 > 0:13:52about our kids that we didn't know.

0:13:52 > 0:13:57It's not a brilliant start as Mum has to hand over

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Asher's 280 euro share of the fine.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03He's immature. He's immature. He's a fool. He's an idiot.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Buffoon!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Buffoon of the first order.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09It makes me more nervous because

0:14:09 > 0:14:12that was one of the things I didn't tell Charlie.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Don't do any damage because we'll have to foot the bill for it

0:14:16 > 0:14:20so I'm really worried about that now.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Hurry up, Charlie!

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Charlie's getting ready for his first night on the strip.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28My first night on the town tonight.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31I've got to make sure I'm looking my best.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32He's got blusher on!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Preening complete, the boys are out on the town.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Lights, camera, action!

0:14:37 > 0:14:40And away from the watchful eye of Mum and Dad,

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Charlie's about to break every rule in the book.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Now that I'm on a mates' holiday and Mum and Dad ain't here,

0:14:45 > 0:14:47I'm going to get up to whatever I want.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50I'm a free man. I'm 18 and I'll do what I want.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Wahey!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55And he does exactly what he wants.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Go, go, go, go!

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Dad don't like any of this.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I had pictures on my Facebook of me

0:15:02 > 0:15:05with a shisha pipe with my mates and he didn't like it.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Sorry, Dad.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Asher and his mates are also taking advantage

0:15:19 > 0:15:21of Kavos' range of quality cocktails.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Oh, fucking hell!

0:15:23 > 0:15:27But, tonight, Asher and Charlie are not alone.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Let hit the strip, guys! - Yeah, let's go and find them.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Hoping to enjoy the delights of the strip

0:15:33 > 0:15:37and catch a glimpse of their sons are the parents.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Oh, God! I think I actually I might be sick.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yeah, Barrie, you've gone really quiet.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Well, you know, I've got a little bit of nervous tension, I think!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Barrie, you're never nervous, come on.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I just pray that boy's behaving himself.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53As Charlie tries his luck with the ladies at the top end of the strip,

0:15:53 > 0:15:56the parents' van is getting closer.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59I want to see him. I can't see him.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02If the parents get spotted by any of the teenagers, it's game over.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04I see nice girls.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Concentrate, Barrie!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07SPEECH INAUDIBLE OVER MUSIC

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Cos I'm skinny!

0:16:08 > 0:16:10I've got a big sausage, though!

0:16:10 > 0:16:13And it nearly is all over before it's even begun

0:16:13 > 0:16:15as Charlie rushes the van.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16HE BANGS ON WINDOW

0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Oh, my God! Was that Charlie? - That was Charlie!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- No!- That was him.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Shit!

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- How do you feel?- Where's my boy?

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Oh, that was brilliant!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40With the parents in bed,

0:16:40 > 0:16:46the Welsh lads are partying the only way they know how...like mad.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51And Turts is proving a hit with the ladies.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55And, for now, faithful Asher isn't tempted.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58The boys have pulled about 50 between us.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01If I was single, it'd be about 150 between us.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05The girls out here are easy, like. They give it away for free, so...

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I'm just wingmanning at the moment so it's fine.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Whilst Asher's trying not to get lucky,

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Charlie and his mates are trying the opposite.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14Give me a little kiss!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19We're having an absolute bubble!

0:17:19 > 0:17:23We've only just started, really, to be honest,

0:17:23 > 0:17:25and we're already way on our way.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30We're having a right laugh!

0:17:30 > 0:17:33The boys hit one of Kavos' busiest nightspots where one

0:17:33 > 0:17:37of the main attractions is their nightly fire stunt.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40But with the party in full swing

0:17:40 > 0:17:44and the boys topped up on booze, the evening takes a dangerous turn...

0:17:48 > 0:17:50..as Ryan B is set on fire.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Right, this is getting silly now.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01On the right side?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04When you say you fell in the burning fire,

0:18:04 > 0:18:06what kind of fire was it?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- It was an alcohol fire. - Alcohol fire.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11They set it alight and I went to jump on one of my mates

0:18:11 > 0:18:13and I fell into it.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15I almost burnt the back of my arm.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18That's what happens when you're pissed, really.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I'm so pissed!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23An abrupt end to the night means Charlie's heading home with just the boys.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Hey, there's our stairs. I don't know how I'm going to get up them.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31And his mission to lose his virginity will have to wait for another night.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Yeah, boy!

0:18:37 > 0:18:41I decided to go and meet some girl at half seven.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43After a heavy night on the strip,

0:18:43 > 0:18:47it's time for a conquest count for Welsh lotharios Turts and Wilson.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Oh, I got a picture of you with this girl bent over on the bum.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Who, me?- Yeah.- Class!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- She's pretty fit, like.- Is she? - Yeah.- Did I pull her?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Yeah, you did.- Sound!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02But Asher stayed faithful to his girlfriend back home,

0:19:02 > 0:19:06which is hard in a place like Kavos.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08He's having a good time but he wishes he could

0:19:08 > 0:19:09do so much more things, like.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12And he wishes he could go out with the boys, like, more.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Because, obviously, he loves his girlfriend so he's like,

0:19:15 > 0:19:18"What can I not do...?" to, like, you know...

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Fuck 'em. One life, live it.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Girls are the hot topic for the Cambridge boys, too.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Our mission of the holiday is to get Charlie laid because he's a virgin.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Cos he's a virgin!

0:19:31 > 0:19:34The lads are always on my case about it. We'll see what happens.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37I don't care if I do or don't. I'm a cool kid.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39If I want to lose it, I'll lose it.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- I reckon he needs a bit more pushing, like.- Yeah, he does.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Saying he's got a massive cock!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Telling all the girls he's got a 12-inch wang!

0:19:47 > 0:19:48I wouldn't say 12. 11½.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Well, well, well! - What's happening, Big Man?

0:19:51 > 0:19:54The Welsh lads have torn themselves away from the girls

0:19:54 > 0:19:57to indulge in another of Kavos' finer attractions,

0:19:57 > 0:19:59the exhilarating art of doughnuting.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01I've seen pictures of it and the people are, like, sky-high

0:20:01 > 0:20:05and everyone's saying how much, like, crazy it is, so fuck.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07It's going to be thrills, spills

0:20:07 > 0:20:10and, according to the owner, a little messy.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12You wouldn't like to shit your pants, right?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Please do not shit in my rings because you have to clean them up.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18But it's not what's in the water they should be scared of.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21It's what's on the cliff top.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME

0:20:25 > 0:20:27# Doo, doo, doo-doo. Doo, doo, doo-doo. #

0:20:27 > 0:20:30This is Mission Impossible, right?

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Anita and Jill have hiked their way to a secret hiding spot.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- I think you should be ducking, Jill, a little bit.- OK.

0:20:37 > 0:20:42It's Anita's first big test. On holiday in Italy with Mum aged nine,

0:20:42 > 0:20:46Asher nearly drowned when a strong current swept him out to sea.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51Ever since then, Anita has been terrified of him going anywhere near water.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- What are they going to be doing on this water?- Well, something wet.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I'm hoping that it will be cathartic,

0:20:56 > 0:20:59seeing him in the water, enjoying himself.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Will I be cured? I'm hoping so. I really hope so.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- You like to go fast, yeah? - Yeah, as fast as possible.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Well, you're going to go fast as fuck.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09It's not kicking in, my fear of water, now because, like,

0:21:09 > 0:21:14you know, you're in a boat but I haven't thought about it actually.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Fuck! I'll be fine.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17But fuck it! You've got to do it, ain't you?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- There he is.- No!- you can't miss him.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22I'm not focusing it very well.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Look at me.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Look!

0:21:25 > 0:21:28You big nana! You've got your flaming sunglasses on!

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Wait a minute!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Now have a go.- I think that's better.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Is that better?!- Oh, my goodness!

0:21:35 > 0:21:39They're not going to just shoot off, are they, and drag them?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Oh, my God!

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Oh, my God!

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Oh, stay on. Please stay on, Asher.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Oh, how can that be fun?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Oh, my Lord! I don't want to watch.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00- I'm... I'm almost...- Oh, they're bouncing into each other now.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Oh, God!- Do you feel sick, Anita? - I don't want to see any more.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- I wouldn't mind going on there now. - There we are. You should do that.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30That would cure us, wouldn't it? That would be fantastic therapy.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32That's fucking awesome!

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I'll have to check your pants now!

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Well, they're going back in. How fabulous. How fantastic.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41- And he's safe. I'm really, really so thrilled I've seen this.- Oh, good.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44That was absolutely insane.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47That was amazing, one of the best things I've ever done.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50I think what a fabulous way to have therapy, just, you know,

0:22:50 > 0:22:51I'm going to let go.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53I did think, "Fuck this, I've got to let go."

0:22:55 > 0:22:59All right then, guys, we've got 28 shots going in it.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Go on, then.- Go for it, bro.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05Another night and another chance for the Cambridge boys to go wild.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Dad went to me, "Don't make yourself look like a right tit."

0:23:08 > 0:23:10After this, we're going to look like a tit.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Three, two, one, go!

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Was that good? Strong enough? Bit more?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Bastards! Do you know how long this takes?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Charlie's making the most of his time away from his parents

0:23:26 > 0:23:29and those parents are a lot nearer than he thinks,

0:23:29 > 0:23:31and they're getting closer.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33So we're off to go and spy on Charlie, then.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Oh, it's really exciting. I can't wait.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I just don't know.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43It just doesn't seem real that we're going to be that close, sort of...

0:23:43 > 0:23:48with him live, out, doing whatever he's getting up to, basically.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55With his parents heading his way, Charlie's in high spirits...

0:23:58 > 0:24:01..and he's heading to one of the most raucous bars on the island...

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Come and have a dentist's chair, sunshine!

0:24:04 > 0:24:09..for a chance to experience the stupor-inducing dentist's chair.

0:24:09 > 0:24:10How pissed are you?

0:24:17 > 0:24:22The risks are high as the parents pass within feet of the bar.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Here's Charlie.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32It's really nerve-racking cos he's only literally just behind us.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36He must be just literally over our shoulders here.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40Oh, this is not what a mum wants to see.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42CROWD: Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44What are they shouting out?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46"Virgin!" they're shouting out, ain't they?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49CROWD: Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

0:24:49 > 0:24:52CROWD BOOS

0:24:52 > 0:24:55It looks like he's not going to get himself absolutely drunk

0:24:55 > 0:24:57because he said, "No, I've had enough."

0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Yeah, he did stop. - So he's being responsible tonight.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01He got up and walked off.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04CROWD: Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Upset by the taunts,

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Charlie walks off out of range of the parents' monitor.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Why didn't they like me?

0:25:14 > 0:25:15They all hated me.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18How did they know I was a virgin?

0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Oi! How the fuck... - They're wankers in there, mate.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23How the...how the fuck did they know I'm a virgin?

0:25:23 > 0:25:24They were shouting out...

0:25:24 > 0:25:27They were saying that to the other boys. Don't worry.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Hey, boys, are we going back on the strip or are we going back on the strip?

0:25:31 > 0:25:32We're going back on the strip.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Determined to put it behind him and have some fun,

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Charlie heads back to the bar, in range of Mum and Dad.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45That really makes you want to go out and say, "Look, do you mind?"

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Are we going to get more to drunk, then? Come on, boy!

0:25:48 > 0:25:50See, this is a side of Charlie that I've never seen.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53He looks like lad Charlie. He wants to be like one of the lads.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55I don't like to see that.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58I probably will have words with him about the way

0:25:58 > 0:26:01he's sort of with the girls here.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04For dad Barrie,

0:26:04 > 0:26:08seeing his son in a new light is having a profound effect.

0:26:08 > 0:26:13I'm finding it really hard just to, you know, because I'm his father

0:26:13 > 0:26:17and I don't want him to sort of, like, grow up, basically.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19I just want him to be my little boy, you know?

0:26:19 > 0:26:22I feel a bit of a hypocrite, really, because I've been there

0:26:22 > 0:26:26and done it and I'm holding that poor boy back.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Well, I have been for so many years.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31And I know that I've got to let go

0:26:31 > 0:26:34and it's just such a hard thing to do.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41- What, down all that... Straws? - Just down it.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42The Welsh boys are hard at it

0:26:42 > 0:26:46and they've come up with a novel way to plan their evening.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Decided that the best option would be to flip a coin.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53It came up heads so we're having a heavy one again, I reckon.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Following his friends' lead,

0:26:56 > 0:27:00Asher gives the other revellers more than they bargained for.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03But his girlfriend will be pleased to know he's only attracting

0:27:03 > 0:27:05male attention tonight.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16As the Cambridge boys party into the night,

0:27:16 > 0:27:21attentions have turned to the fairer sex and everyone is getting lucky...

0:27:26 > 0:27:30..all except Charlie who is determined that tonight will be his lucky night

0:27:30 > 0:27:33and opts for a more direct approach.

0:27:42 > 0:27:46Undeterred, Charlie keeps on searching.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Will tonight finally be his lucky night?

0:28:00 > 0:28:03After a big night drinking and going on the pull,

0:28:03 > 0:28:08the boys are beginning to stir and they're not the only ones.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12It appears it was a big night for Charlie.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15But was it the night he hoped for.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Caught Charlie having sex last night.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20All you could see was his little white arse!

0:28:20 > 0:28:23How are you feeling, Charlie?

0:28:23 > 0:28:26I'm feeling all right. I'm a bit shaky.

0:28:28 > 0:28:29But it'll be all right.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34I'm cold. That air con gets really cold, doesn't it?

0:28:34 > 0:28:38- Didn't you have somebody to keep you warm?- Nah.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40I didn't have anyone to keep me warm.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Yeah, I had someone to keep me warm. She was only giving me a cuddle.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Despite the overwhelming evidence, Charlie's in denial.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48I swear to God.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52We succeeded with Charlie Rawles.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54He got his willy wet!

0:28:56 > 0:28:59So that's one thing off the list.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Round of applause for Charl.

0:29:09 > 0:29:14Whilst the facts are still coming to light this morning about Charlie's conquest...

0:29:14 > 0:29:16- Scary moment.- Yes.

0:29:16 > 0:29:20..the parents are yet to catch up on the events from yesterday.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22This is when I get nervous.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27- Oh, the trousers are off. - Oh, they're mine!

0:29:27 > 0:29:29- He's in his knickers.- No!

0:29:29 > 0:29:32If Asher pulls that out, he's never done that before.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35Oh, they're still on. Oh, they're coming off!

0:29:35 > 0:29:38He's pissed. Totally pissed. His hand's down there now.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Oh, he's going to have a quick scratch while he's down there.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44They're your mother's trousers.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45That's so funny.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Don't tell the world he's wearing his mother's trousers.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Oh, God, no! - What's the matter with you?

0:29:50 > 0:29:53My concern has been, prior to coming out here,

0:29:53 > 0:29:55that Asher would succumb to peer pressure.

0:29:55 > 0:29:59I think, so far, Asher has succumbed to peer pressure,

0:29:59 > 0:30:02no doubt about it, seeing him there.

0:30:02 > 0:30:07I wonder, by the end of the week, will we actually see him going,

0:30:07 > 0:30:10"You know what, boys? Not acceptable."

0:30:14 > 0:30:17It'll be interesting to see if Charlie puts that on his hair.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Go on, get it on your head!

0:30:19 > 0:30:21Wahey! Well done!

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Oh, it ain't moved!

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Oh, Charlie wouldn't like her. No!

0:30:30 > 0:30:32- No!- Charlie!

0:30:33 > 0:30:36- That, I didn't like.- No.

0:30:36 > 0:30:37I don't like that.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40So there will be words with him.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Sorry, Dad.

0:30:45 > 0:30:50- I don't... I don't like that. - What is it?- It's laughing gas.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52It's the stuff they give you when you're in an ambulance.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55Well, he'll be in an ambulance in a minute.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57No, I don't like that.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01I mean, I'm not disappointed in seeing him doing that

0:31:01 > 0:31:04because it's there, they're going to try it.

0:31:04 > 0:31:08I think at the start of it, I was, like, I don't want him to do any of them things.

0:31:08 > 0:31:12As a parent I was, like, you know, guarding him close,

0:31:12 > 0:31:16and now I feel that holding him back for all of them years,

0:31:16 > 0:31:18he just wants to go out there now

0:31:18 > 0:31:22and try all the things that he's been missing out on, basically.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25Good boy, really, cos you're living your life.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27You give him your blessing.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30You're living your life now and Dad no longer has got that influence over you

0:31:30 > 0:31:32and I say, "Good for him."

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Today, the Cambridge boys are heading out

0:31:36 > 0:31:41for every teenager's favourite holiday activity, the booze cruise.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Joining them aboard are the boys from Wales.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47I'm not ready to get back on it yet.

0:31:47 > 0:31:51Three nights of heavy partying has started to take its toll on Asher.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53I drank way too much.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56Asher right now is a fragile mess.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59Look at him!

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Whilst Asher enjoys the snooze cruise...

0:32:05 > 0:32:09You lot have to pass it only using your mouth.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11..a newly confident Charlie

0:32:11 > 0:32:15is throwing himself into the drinking games, tongue first.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Five spins. One, two, go! Run, run, run, run!

0:32:28 > 0:32:29Away from the games,

0:32:29 > 0:32:33Charlie's reflecting on what happened last night.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37Before I came away, I was giving it the "Yeah, I want to lose my V plates on holiday,"

0:32:37 > 0:32:38but I kind of wish I hadn't.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40I wanted to keep them for a little bit longer.

0:32:40 > 0:32:44I wanted to play on the fact cos the girls were loving it but now that's gone.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46I'm just going to have to be in denial and say,

0:32:46 > 0:32:48"No, I've still got it." I'll just lie about it.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50It's not how I wanted it to be.

0:32:50 > 0:32:54I wanted it to be special, but Kavos has taken it from me.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Back on the boat, and the party's in full swing

0:32:57 > 0:32:59and the lads have all met up.

0:32:59 > 0:33:03Can everyone give Charlie a big round of applause

0:33:03 > 0:33:06because last night he did actually lose his virginity?!

0:33:14 > 0:33:16But little do they know

0:33:16 > 0:33:19the parents are about to gatecrash the booze cruise.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22I can see the boys as clear as a bell on that boat.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25They're just literally not far away from us, are they?

0:33:25 > 0:33:30- No. Is that Charlie dancing? He's just going to jump in.- Whereabouts?

0:33:30 > 0:33:32- Yeah, I see. - You see him? That's Charlie.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35He's going to jump in, I think. He's facing us now.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38That's brilliant! Here, do you want to have a look through those?

0:33:38 > 0:33:40It's lovely to see him.

0:33:42 > 0:33:45I saw Charlie and he did a wonderful swallow dive

0:33:45 > 0:33:47off the side of the boat.

0:33:47 > 0:33:51I can see all these kids and it's making me feel quite seasick.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54It's really funny, looking through these things.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57Everyone get in quickly because the boat's about to go.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59I thought I saw him in the water, then.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03Look at them over there, An, they're doing YMCA in the water.

0:34:03 > 0:34:04It's really funny.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07# Young man, there's no need to feel down

0:34:07 > 0:34:09# I said, young man... #

0:34:09 > 0:34:11They're trying to do YMCA without sinking.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14# Y-M-C-A

0:34:14 > 0:34:18# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-CA... #

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Right, everybody be careful now we don't see them.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26- Get down!- Yeah, get down, get down!

0:34:26 > 0:34:29- We're right next to that one. - We're that close, they can see us.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Look, they're looking over.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34- Oh, no! Get down! Down. - I wanted to look!

0:34:34 > 0:34:37- Oh, my God!- I really wanted to look!

0:34:37 > 0:34:39They're all looking!

0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Are they waving?- We are so close.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44Did you see anything?

0:34:46 > 0:34:50For overprotective dad Barrie, spying on his son

0:34:50 > 0:34:51is having an unexpected effect.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55When Lisa had her accident, from that day on, I just wanted

0:34:55 > 0:34:59to keep my family so close that nothing could happen to them.

0:34:59 > 0:35:02And, through doing that, I've held my children back

0:35:02 > 0:35:07from experiencing life and there's a time when you need to let go.

0:35:07 > 0:35:11And I realise now that the time for Charlie is now.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14I want to run down there now and pick him up and say,

0:35:14 > 0:35:18"Charlie, I realise what a twat I've been.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20"I did it for the right reasons

0:35:20 > 0:35:24"and I'm sorry that I've held you back for so many years."

0:35:26 > 0:35:29I didn't want to say this on camera.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34I didn't want to do this on camera.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40I love my children.

0:35:40 > 0:35:44I'd die for my children, like...any other parent would do,

0:35:44 > 0:35:47and...I love that boy so much.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52And this experience has opened up all my emotions

0:35:52 > 0:35:54that I'd kept locked up for so long.

0:35:54 > 0:35:59And I'm glad, I'm so glad, that it's out now and I've been able

0:35:59 > 0:36:02to talk about it and get it out so we can all move on as a family.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05Barrie's got a lot of issues he's dealing with

0:36:05 > 0:36:08and I think it's going to do him the world of good.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10That pressure of trying to tell him

0:36:10 > 0:36:14all the time how to live his life has gone and it's such a relief.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17It'll definitely be a relief for Charlie.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20- Yeah, it will be for him. - He's going to be, "Thank you!"

0:36:27 > 0:36:31On the strip, Asher's living the dream, partying around the clock...

0:36:32 > 0:36:34..again.

0:36:36 > 0:36:41Tonight, the brakes are off and, full of cheap booze and bravado,

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Asher makes a dangerous split-second decision...

0:36:50 > 0:36:53..and hitches a lift on a fast-moving bus.

0:37:11 > 0:37:15The Cambridge boys are taking things a little slower,

0:37:15 > 0:37:17heading home for a game of cards.

0:37:17 > 0:37:21But hiding in the room next door are Charlie's parents.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24Armed with a new sense of respect, they're keen to see him

0:37:24 > 0:37:27- in his natural habitat. - Now let's do some drinking games.

0:37:29 > 0:37:35Mum and Dad still haven't had the bombshell news of Charlie's overnight guest.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Are we going to smash it tonight or what?

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Well, I'm going to smash it.

0:37:39 > 0:37:42If she wants round two, mate, fuck it, I might as well give it to her.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Oh, dear me!

0:37:46 > 0:37:48Hello. Who's this?

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Georgia. Where are ya?

0:37:50 > 0:37:54- 'Erm, I don't know. Where are you?' - I don't know. You want round two?

0:37:54 > 0:37:55'Yeah!'

0:37:57 > 0:38:01He's not my son so I'm all right with that.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03You need some more pussy, you do.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06You've had your practice now it's for the fucking main course.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09He wouldn't do that, would he?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11I don't know. He's on holiday, isn't he?

0:38:11 > 0:38:15He doesn't treat girls like that.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18He doesn't just take a random girl back to bed. He wouldn't do that.

0:38:18 > 0:38:19He wouldn't do it at home

0:38:19 > 0:38:22so I don't see why he should do it on holiday.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24- Yeah, but, again, it's peer pressure.- So?

0:38:24 > 0:38:27- It's Frankie trying to say... - He will not do that. I don't care.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30"You're getting the main course tonight." He's getting pushed in.

0:38:32 > 0:38:33BARRIE COUGHS

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Sorry.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41You're lucky they're in the bedroom.

0:38:41 > 0:38:42They didn't hear that.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45Stop looking at yourself in the fucking mirror.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Hey, look, if you looked as pretty as me,

0:38:47 > 0:38:48you'd look at yourself in the mirror.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Good on ya, boy!

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Charlie heads back onto the strip,

0:38:52 > 0:38:56leaving his mother clinging on to the hope that he is still a virgin.

0:38:56 > 0:38:57Did you just fart?

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Did someone just fart?

0:39:04 > 0:39:08Tonight, Asher knows no boundaries.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10I'm in fucking disarray, like.

0:39:10 > 0:39:14D-I-S-S-A-R-A-Y.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17It's the fourth night of resisting temptation

0:39:17 > 0:39:21to cheat on his girlfriend and, after one cheap cocktail too many,

0:39:21 > 0:39:24he makes his second mistake of the night and crumbles.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31I genuinely fucked up on a major extent.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36I've cheated on my girlfriend like a prick.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39And I just feel stupid right now.

0:39:42 > 0:39:43I fucked up so badly.

0:39:43 > 0:39:47He may be feeling sorry for himself but, within moments,

0:39:47 > 0:39:49Asher's changed his tune.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52You know what? Fuck it! I'm going to live my life once.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55And that's the problem. And I'm worried about it.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59Fuck 'em! Let's go get some more drinks.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02But Asher doesn't get as far as the bar.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04- Do you want to be with me? Yes or no.- Yes.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Well, be with me, then.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10All right? Just be with me.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17After a bit of smooching, Asher heads off alone.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21I've got the Frosties on the go.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24We're going to get fucking blindo on Frosties.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Five in the morning and, at the boys' flat,

0:40:26 > 0:40:29wild man Wilson's been left to party alone.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Bit of brekkie for him in the morning.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35I don't think Asher and Liam came home.

0:40:35 > 0:40:38They're obviously with some birds right now.

0:40:38 > 0:40:41I don't have a fucking clue where they are.

0:40:41 > 0:40:45When Turts returns, the boys are less than sympathetic about Asher.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48Asher - what a fucking ledge!

0:40:48 > 0:40:51He's got no respect for his girlfriend.

0:40:53 > 0:40:57I'm glad he's having a hell of a time. Fair do's, like.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59He's fucked after necking that drink.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Why have you got Frosties?

0:41:03 > 0:41:06I was fucking starving!

0:41:12 > 0:41:16Asher has woken up to the realisation that he cheated on his girlfriend.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Slipped up so badly.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24What's going to happen?

0:41:24 > 0:41:26I can't even remember what she looks like.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Genuinely don't trust myself any more.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32On this holiday, you can't hide from anything you've done.

0:41:32 > 0:41:36The parents are about to catch up on what they missed yesterday.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38OK, what surprises have we got today, then?

0:41:42 > 0:41:44- Oh, it's a bus.- Oh, my God!

0:41:44 > 0:41:47- Oh, he's riding on the back of the bus.- No!

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Get off there!

0:41:49 > 0:41:52This is ridiculous. Completely selfish.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Completely only thinking of himself.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Back on the drink.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02He's taking anything. Doesn't know what's in it.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Not a clue what's in it.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Disgusting.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Right, OK.

0:42:08 > 0:42:13- OK, you don't want this to be seen, you stupid fool.- Oh, dear.

0:42:13 > 0:42:17- That doesn't surprise me in the slightest.- It doesn't, does it?

0:42:17 > 0:42:19That doesn't surprise me in the slightest...

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Oh, I really didn't want him to do that.

0:42:21 > 0:42:23..because he's such a little shit.

0:42:23 > 0:42:27You know what? Take responsibility now. I wash my hands.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30I wash my hands. All the bullshit that he talks about.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33I wash my hands.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Get on with it, Asher. Take responsibility.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38I mean, that is one of my things with Charlie.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40I don't want to see my son do that,

0:42:40 > 0:42:43get off with a girl on holiday, just a random girl in a club.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44Hitch up with her, off they go.

0:42:44 > 0:42:48If he's been with someone out here, you deserve all you get, mate.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Maybe, actually, I need to see all this, and go,

0:42:51 > 0:42:54"Let me take this apron off and let me hang it up.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56"Job done. I've done my job."

0:42:59 > 0:43:03- Oh. Charlie, with a girl. - Not necessarily.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05No, that's the other Ryan.

0:43:05 > 0:43:09No, it's not because the hair's too long for Ryan.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12- It's a girl.- It's a young lady.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15We succeeded with Charlie Rawles. He got his willy wet.

0:43:17 > 0:43:20That's not how I wanted it to be. I wanted it to be special,

0:43:20 > 0:43:22but Kavos has taken it from me.

0:43:22 > 0:43:26See, he told me that he wanted it to be special.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28Yeah, he was waiting for the right girl, wasn't he?

0:43:28 > 0:43:32Charlie did say to me that if he goes with a girl,

0:43:32 > 0:43:35he wants it to be, like he said, special.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38It was something that he said to me that he wanted to do.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40It wasn't me saying to him.

0:43:40 > 0:43:43But these boys, they were on a mission for that to happen

0:43:43 > 0:43:45and it makes me sick,

0:43:45 > 0:43:48physically sick, to know those two boys tried to do that to my son.

0:43:48 > 0:43:52He's 18. He doesn't need boys to tell him when to go with a girl.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54I felt quite sorry for him, to be honest.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57He said that it's not with that special someone

0:43:57 > 0:44:01so he still is taking on board our values that we've sort of

0:44:01 > 0:44:04drummed into him, which I'm really pleased about.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07So I'm proud that I heard him say that after.

0:44:07 > 0:44:09That really did please me.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13In less than 24 hours, the parents will surprise the teenagers.

0:44:13 > 0:44:18But Charlie's already missing Mum and Dad and decides to call home.

0:44:18 > 0:44:21How you doing? You all right, Grandad?

0:44:21 > 0:44:27It's Charlie. Oi, Grandad, I'm having a wicked time so far.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29There's lots of girls.

0:44:30 > 0:44:33Yeah. You'd love it, Grandad.

0:44:33 > 0:44:36Yeah, no, exactly. You'd love it.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38They're all in miniskirts and...

0:44:40 > 0:44:43No, they love a man with experience!

0:44:43 > 0:44:45CHARLIE LAUGHS

0:44:45 > 0:44:47Is Mum and Dad there?

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Charlie's parents aren't at home.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51PINK PANTHER THEME

0:44:51 > 0:44:53They're in his hotel room.

0:44:53 > 0:44:54Bit stinky!

0:44:56 > 0:44:58Dirty, smelly, grubby boys. Ugh!

0:44:58 > 0:45:00What's it like? A bit messy, is it?

0:45:00 > 0:45:02Absolute disgusting.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04Look at the state of that bed.

0:45:12 > 0:45:16Fire extinguisher. That's where the fire extinguisher was.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19Look at the state of this.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22- Did he get to unpack? - Erm, yeah, on the floor.

0:45:22 > 0:45:26I'm going to count the condoms that I put in here.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31Not a condom in there.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33Anita, over there.

0:45:35 > 0:45:37Oh, look.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40Oh! Shush, shush, shush!

0:45:40 > 0:45:41They're using them.

0:45:41 > 0:45:45Oh! I know where to look - the bin in the bathroom.

0:45:45 > 0:45:49Oh, there's a packet of condoms down there.

0:45:49 > 0:45:54But I'm not going to look in them because that's none of my business.

0:45:54 > 0:45:58Beds together. What does that mean?

0:46:00 > 0:46:02Looking for any sperm.

0:46:02 > 0:46:06- Come on, Anita. I think we've risked it enough now.- OK.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08I'll switch the light off.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20After this, every boy in Britain is not going to feel ashamed

0:46:20 > 0:46:22from straightening their hair.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Lisa and Barrie have got the message from Grandad that

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Charlie's been in touch

0:46:26 > 0:46:28and decide to risk calling him themselves.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31- Hello, Mum. You all right? - Hello, darling. Are you all right?

0:46:31 > 0:46:34- Yeah.- Are you being safe?

0:46:34 > 0:46:36- Been keeping yourself safe, yeah? - Yeah.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39Dad wants to say a quick hello. Hang on.

0:46:41 > 0:46:44- Hello, Rawlesy, boy. You all right?- Yeah, you all right, Dad?

0:46:44 > 0:46:47- You lost your virginity, Charlie! - Yeah, yeah, I'm having a good time.

0:46:47 > 0:46:50- Good lad.- Oi, Barrie, he lost his virginity!

0:46:50 > 0:46:51I'll see you a bit later, Dad.

0:46:51 > 0:46:54Yeah, all right, then. Love you, boy.

0:46:54 > 0:46:56All right, see you later. Love you, Dad.

0:46:58 > 0:47:01- He has not got a clue. - Do you know what Frankie was shouting out in the background?

0:47:01 > 0:47:05- What?- "Guess what, Barrie? Charlie's lost his virginity!"- Oh-h!

0:47:05 > 0:47:09That's for me to tell him, not you.

0:47:15 > 0:47:22Charlie and Asher's time on the island of Corfu is drawing to an end.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25This holiday's been absolutely phenomenal.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28Brilliant memories, just, you know, class nights

0:47:28 > 0:47:30and blown off a lot of steam this week.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35In terms of how I've changed, I don't know,

0:47:35 > 0:47:38I think I'm just more accepting and more impulsive, I reckon.

0:47:38 > 0:47:42And some of the best memories I'll ever have now

0:47:42 > 0:47:45because of not, like, thinking about things too much.

0:47:47 > 0:47:52I feel really free being here with my mates. No-one to tell me what to do.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55No parents to think, "Oh, I'm not allowed to do that."

0:47:55 > 0:47:57And I couldn't have wanted more.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00It's been a wicked first holiday and I wouldn't have changed a thing.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03There we go. Here's the sun.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06I feel like I have rebelled a little bit from Dad's will,

0:48:06 > 0:48:07quite a lot from Dad's points.

0:48:07 > 0:48:11We have got excessively drunk which he told me we're not allowed to.

0:48:11 > 0:48:14I've jumped on a couple of quad bikes. He told me not to.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17But I understand why Dad does worry about me a lot

0:48:17 > 0:48:20because I'm exactly like he was when he was younger

0:48:20 > 0:48:22and he didn't think about things.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24He just did it and then thought about it later.

0:48:24 > 0:48:28I need to be more responsible, I know that, but I'm only young once

0:48:28 > 0:48:31and I want to make the most of it.

0:48:34 > 0:48:38The moment has come for Barrie and Lisa to reveal themselves

0:48:38 > 0:48:40to Charlie.

0:48:40 > 0:48:44I am nervous, really nervous, but I'm really excited at the same time.

0:48:44 > 0:48:48So I can't wait, really. Just can't wait to get down there.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50I'd like to say how proud I am of him.

0:48:50 > 0:48:54Obviously, there's a few little issues we're going to have to have a few words about.

0:48:54 > 0:48:56And, yeah, should be good.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59- Looking forward to it? - Oh, my God. I'm nervous now.

0:48:59 > 0:49:03- Nervous.- I am looking forward to it. I can't wait. I can't wait.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06Charlie and his friends are heading to one of their favourite bars.

0:49:06 > 0:49:10Right then, guys. Remember when you had melons on your head, yeah?

0:49:10 > 0:49:12These are going to be blind melons

0:49:12 > 0:49:15and you're not going to be able to see what you're putting on.

0:49:15 > 0:49:16So I've got the first melon here.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19- Ready? On your head. - What am I doing after this?

0:49:19 > 0:49:22Wait there, I've got to get the rest of the melons. Wait there, lads.

0:49:22 > 0:49:26As the boys prepare for some tomfoolery, what they don't realise

0:49:26 > 0:49:31is that Barrie and Lisa are approaching from a side entrance.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33One second, bro. One second.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36Hey, stop it!

0:49:41 > 0:49:44My nose is in here, all right, and that hurts.

0:49:47 > 0:49:50It tastes quite nice in here.

0:50:02 > 0:50:03THEY CHEER

0:50:05 > 0:50:08No way! You've stitched me up. Oh, my God!

0:50:10 > 0:50:14Charlie, we've been here all week, mate. We've seen everything.

0:50:14 > 0:50:16Seen some bird in your bed, mate.

0:50:16 > 0:50:19Dad, I tell you, she weren't ginger when I took her back.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21We see you lifting them girls' tops up

0:50:21 > 0:50:24and we're going to have to have a few words about that.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26- What girls' tops up? - You were drunk.

0:50:26 > 0:50:31- Quite a few of them. - Showing their tips and bits and...

0:50:31 > 0:50:33Charlie, we are proud of you.

0:50:33 > 0:50:37You've handled yourself brilliant on this holiday.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46- Love you.- Love you, too.

0:50:46 > 0:50:50I'm just still shocked. I don't even know what to say. I'm really happy.

0:50:50 > 0:50:54- I'm glad you're here, as long as you're not in a mood with me.- No.

0:50:54 > 0:50:58We're really pleased we got to see that side of you that we never knew.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01But, don't worry, we won't be coming on the next one!

0:51:02 > 0:51:04Too right, you ain't!

0:51:07 > 0:51:11Asher and the boys have hit the go-karting track.

0:51:14 > 0:51:15At the other end of town,

0:51:15 > 0:51:19Anita and Jill are getting ready to surprise Asher.

0:51:19 > 0:51:20Feeling nervous.

0:51:20 > 0:51:23Really quite anxious because I think it can go either way.

0:51:23 > 0:51:25I think I want to get it over with.

0:51:27 > 0:51:29Let's do it, please.

0:51:32 > 0:51:36As Turts is declared go-karting champion,

0:51:36 > 0:51:39Anita and Jill make their move.

0:51:40 > 0:51:43Asher, the best one was when you tried to push me off the track

0:51:43 > 0:51:46and you went flying over the fucking tyres!

0:51:46 > 0:51:48THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:51:51 > 0:51:57- I thought...- It's not driving cars, yeah. It's driving go-karts.

0:51:57 > 0:52:00..champers all night the night before and thought,

0:52:00 > 0:52:04"Oh, I can't be arsed with this."

0:52:04 > 0:52:06Oh, my fucking God!

0:52:11 > 0:52:13He wasn't expecting that!

0:52:19 > 0:52:22You're on camera. Look as if you love me. I love you.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29Where have you been, then?

0:52:29 > 0:52:33- Everywhere.- Fuck off! - Wherever you've been, I swear.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36Oh, Asher, I've seen your bum, your naked bum!

0:52:36 > 0:52:37Oh, my God!

0:52:41 > 0:52:44With the excitement over,

0:52:44 > 0:52:47Anita finally gets a chance for some alone time with Asher.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50I can't believe I'm in Corfu with my mum.

0:52:50 > 0:52:56All this talk about independence and then, suddenly, who pops up? Anita.

0:52:56 > 0:52:57Can I just remind you, darling?

0:52:57 > 0:53:01You weren't here 24 hours and you were phoning Mummy for what?

0:53:01 > 0:53:04- For money.- For money. Let's not lose sight of that.- I know.

0:53:04 > 0:53:09You know your jumping on a coach, I would love to be able to blame somebody else for that,

0:53:09 > 0:53:11that it wasn't your doing.

0:53:11 > 0:53:14Because what you did, all those people that care about you

0:53:14 > 0:53:17and saw you, and even if they didn't, all those strangers,

0:53:17 > 0:53:22- if they'd seen you coming off that coach...- Fair enough.- Can you see where I'm coming from?

0:53:22 > 0:53:24- Fair enough. - Enjoy this youth. Enjoy yourself.

0:53:24 > 0:53:29Be respectful, and particularly to girls, women.

0:53:29 > 0:53:32- No, I've messed up there.- Sorry? - I messed up there.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34- I need to talk about it, to be honest.- OK.

0:53:34 > 0:53:37- But stay clean, you know. Use condoms.- Yes, OK.

0:53:37 > 0:53:41- Do a check in the clinic.- All right, OK!- I can't.- I see that now.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43There's some things we don't have to speak about.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46- Some things we do.- No. - I'm going to write you a letter.

0:53:46 > 0:53:49Why would you write me a letter? I live in the same house as you.

0:53:49 > 0:53:51Well, because you're not letting me talk.

0:53:51 > 0:53:56I'm a bit ashamed of what I've done, obviously, but it was funny.

0:53:56 > 0:53:58- Love you.- This holiday's been brilliant, though.

0:53:58 > 0:54:01I've had a really good time. I wouldn't take it back for the world.

0:54:01 > 0:54:05- Never trust you again. - I've never trusted you.

0:54:05 > 0:54:08I've never trusted you, not once.

0:54:08 > 0:54:10I think that Asher and I

0:54:10 > 0:54:14will have grown stronger as a result of this but very, very proud of him.

0:54:14 > 0:54:16I couldn't be more proud of him.

0:54:22 > 0:54:24It's been a week of spying but now

0:54:24 > 0:54:28Barrie and Lisa can finally meet up and talk with Charlie.

0:54:28 > 0:54:29What did you think of what I got up to?

0:54:29 > 0:54:33You enjoyed yourself, had plenty of fun. That's what you come away for.

0:54:33 > 0:54:37Watching you and hearing the stories that were coming out,

0:54:37 > 0:54:40it triggered emotions that were in the back of my head

0:54:40 > 0:54:43that had been kept locked away for a long, long time.

0:54:43 > 0:54:46I realised, like, when Mum had her accident, I didn't want

0:54:46 > 0:54:50you out of my sight no more and I was very protective over you.

0:54:50 > 0:54:55And I've really... I've held you back and I shouldn't have done that

0:54:55 > 0:54:57but I'd like to say sorry for doing that.

0:54:57 > 0:54:59You don't need to say sorry, Dad.

0:54:59 > 0:55:01We won't pull the reins in any more.

0:55:01 > 0:55:04I might be able to tell you a bit more, so this could work out good for both of us.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06Well, that's what I'm hoping.

0:55:06 > 0:55:09I'm glad that, all right, youse were at the end of my holiday.

0:55:09 > 0:55:12It didn't bother me that much. I'm glad you came, to an extent.

0:55:12 > 0:55:14But now that I've just heard

0:55:14 > 0:55:17what you've just said and that's just made everything worth it.

0:55:17 > 0:55:21But, overall, the whole holiday, I'm so proud that you're my son.

0:55:21 > 0:55:25- I'm so pleased.- Don't think you're getting let off the hook, though.

0:55:25 > 0:55:27I am going to get you back!

0:55:27 > 0:55:29Oh, no doubt you will. I'm sure.

0:55:32 > 0:55:35This whole experience has been a complete life-changer.

0:55:35 > 0:55:37Not just that I've gone on my first lads' holiday,

0:55:37 > 0:55:41but the fact that my parents have seen the completely other side of me

0:55:41 > 0:55:42and I can be myself a lot more around them

0:55:42 > 0:55:45and everything's going to change from here on.

0:55:45 > 0:55:48- Love you both.- Love you too. - Tell me how much you love me.

0:55:48 > 0:55:49I love you loads.

0:55:49 > 0:55:54- I don't think it could have gone any better, yeah?- No, that's right.

0:55:54 > 0:55:56We've really enjoyed it.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59It's been an absolutely amazing experience

0:55:59 > 0:56:01and I recommend it to any parent.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04Next time,

0:56:04 > 0:56:07a good boy goes bad, a bad girl goes wild...

0:56:07 > 0:56:09I'm sorry. Stop filming.

0:56:09 > 0:56:13..and a parent walks out, in the hotbed of hedonism, Ayia Napa.

0:56:15 > 0:56:18# I've never been this far away from home

0:56:18 > 0:56:20# And oh, my God, I can't believe it

0:56:20 > 0:56:23# I've never been this far away from home... #

0:56:26 > 0:56:29Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:56:34 > 0:56:36# Great rulers make for a greater glory

0:56:36 > 0:56:39# The only thing growing is our history

0:56:39 > 0:56:42# Knock me down, I get right back up again... #