0:00:00 > 0:00:02This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:02 > 0:00:08The freedom of your first-ever holiday with your mates.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Where everyone's up for it.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12And anything goes.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Cheap booze,
0:00:19 > 0:00:24dirty dancing and that all-=important independence.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27A chance to get away from Mum and Dad.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Sorry, Dad.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32If my mum saw me right she'd be like... what?
0:00:32 > 0:00:36But on this holiday the parents are coming, too.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Secretly watching.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Sophie!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Sneakily spying.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I can't stand it!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45And outrageously hiding.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Get down!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48All top see if their kids
0:00:48 > 0:00:52can stand on their own two feet.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53SCREAMING
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- I think it was pretty disgusting. - She's gone for a Vajazzle.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59This is not what a mum wants to see.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I'm sorry, stop filming.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04But will it bring them closer together?
0:01:04 > 0:01:05I love that boy so much!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Or drive them further apart?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08You're nicked!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Coming up, a good boy goes bad.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I don't think I should go home, I think I should stay out.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18A bad girl goes wild.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22I probably will be branded a slapper of Ayia Napa.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Stop filming.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25And a parent walks out.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30In the hotbed of hedonism, Ayia Napa.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32As 18-year-old virgin, Tom Price...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35My mum is definitely scary.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38..cuts the apron strings from his super-strict mum, Jane...
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Be aware, Tom, I'm coming.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43..to take his first taste of freedom.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45And 20-year-old party girl, Lyndsey,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48lives the high life at the expense of her doting mum and dad.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52She's never going to spell the words out there?
0:01:52 > 0:01:53But how will the parents cope
0:01:53 > 0:01:57when they see what their little treasures are really like?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00As the secretly spy on their every move.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02We know what you've been up to!
0:02:02 > 0:02:06And give Lyndsey and Tom a holiday they'll never forget.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10We've been seeing what you've been up to, and you.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Oh, God!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Come on,
0:02:20 > 0:02:24we said we're going to the bank to get your euros, so come on.
0:02:24 > 0:02:2918-year-old Tom is finding life hard.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31He's the youngest of three brothers and the last to fly the nest.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Making sure he flies straight is his mum, Jane.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Don't go swimming with alcohol.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41That's your passport - guard it with your life,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44and don't jump off the cliffs!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'm not going to jump off cliffs!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48My mum is definitely the boss
0:02:48 > 0:02:52of the household. She can be quite scary if you get on the wrong side of her.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Hopefully I've brought him up so that he will respect everybody.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59I wouldn't like to think that Tom's going out there creating mayhem.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00You will be careful?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I never swear in front of my mum. It's something you don't do.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Because my brother once swore in front of my mum
0:03:05 > 0:03:08and he got his mouth washed out with soap, literally.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10My friends say that I am a strict mum.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13If that wasn't enough, Tom's also itching to bust out
0:03:13 > 0:03:16of backwater life in rural Leicestershire.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20I live in a village and it is just not that good as a teenager
0:03:20 > 0:03:22because no-one's around and there's nothing to do.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24The nearest town is Loughborough.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26It is quite boring here.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28With home life not cutting it,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Tom can't wait to take his first taste of freedom.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I am going to let loose on this holiday seeing as there's no parents.
0:03:34 > 0:03:40It's just going to be mental. Because girls, there are no limits on girls.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43There are no limits on drinking. There are no limits on activities.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45You can literally do anything.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50This is, actually, Tom going away, being responsible for himself.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52That's a scary thought.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Joining Tom on the great escape are his three best mates.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00A flower bra would be pretty Ayia Napa.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03There's wingman Finn, Tom's partner on the pull.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Fat, muscly guy.- Hard-core Henry, who's always up for a laugh.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I am buying a mankini.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13And, finally, gentle giant Rhys, the guardian of the group.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Like the good friends they are,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18there's only one thing they all want out of this holiday.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Goal one. Get Tom laid.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26My sex life is completely... there is none at the minute.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I don't have a sex life.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32He's a virgin and we all plan to help him.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Those are my lucky pair of boxers.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38But if he does get lucky, his mum doesn't want to know about it.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42I think that if Tom actually took a girlfriend back to a hotel room,
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I think I would be quite embarrassed.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Let's be hard-core.
0:04:46 > 0:04:52Also hitting the holiday trail is 20-year-old unemployed care worker and full-time party girl,
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Lyndsey from Sunderland.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57My parents think I'm this innocent, little girl.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00But they don't know what happens behind closed doors
0:05:00 > 0:05:02or what goes on on a night out.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Smasher.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07She's very secretive, she doesn't tell us very much. She's deep.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08She'll go out
0:05:08 > 0:05:10and I'll say, "Lyndsey, where you going?"
0:05:10 > 0:05:12"I'm not telling you, you don't need to know."
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I think they think I'll just go out, have a few drinks.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16When I do stop out on a night, I'm like,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19"Oh, we had a good night, we ended up back at the lasses."
0:05:19 > 0:05:22When, really, I ended up in a hotel room with a lad.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24They might only know the half of it
0:05:24 > 0:05:26but Debs and Graeme are worried about
0:05:26 > 0:05:29where their only child's life is heading.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31At the minute, 20 year old, she just wants to party
0:05:31 > 0:05:33and live her life. I'm thinking, "No, you got to go out,
0:05:33 > 0:05:36"you got to work before you get older and settle down.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40"Get yourself a bit of a career, get yourself a good job."
0:05:40 > 0:05:44I was a carer, I lost the job. I was on a six-month trial.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48I slept in and, to be fair, I had someone back
0:05:48 > 0:05:50so I couldn't really go in anyway.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Can you come and help us pack?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54You'll be having long trousers
0:05:54 > 0:05:58and I might even go as far as putting a chastity belt in.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03With no job, Lyndsey's partying is being bankrolled by Mum and Dad.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04From being a child,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07she's had everything what we didn't have.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10We always we were going to have one, give her everything we didn't get.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- And if she doesn't get her own way she just takes a...- Kicks off.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19- You need some Super Noodles.- Shut up.- No, you do.- I'm not taking food.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23You're taking in Super Noodles and you're taking Cup a Soup
0:06:23 > 0:06:24- so you don't dehydrate. - I don't eat...
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Despite having things her own way at home,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Lyndsey still wants to spread her wings.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Living in Sunderland is, it's the worst,
0:06:32 > 0:06:34there's nowt keeping us here.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Abroad is definitely heaven for me. Definitely, definitely.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38That's why I want to move there for.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I say to her, "Do it, you'll never be able to cope on your own."
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- She never will.- I don't think she's ready to look after herself yet, no.
0:06:44 > 0:06:50Also swapping Sunderland for Cyprus are Lyndsey's partners in partying.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What happens in Napa, stays in Napa.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I'm not going on holiday for culture.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Best mate Sara. - I'm just planning on not sleeping.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00And Sara's hairdressing friend Alex.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05In Leicestershire, it's time for Tom to say goodbye to his dad,
0:07:05 > 0:07:10- escape his mother's clutches... - Think about what you're doing.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11..and hit the road to freedom.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18If only they knew that I'm going to see what's on this holiday.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23In Sunderland, Lyndsey and the girls are escaping the north-east summer
0:07:23 > 0:07:25to head to the Med.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- I'll tell you again, be safe. - We will.- Give us a hug.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32You're getting us wet.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- See you next week, flower, enjoy yourself.- I will. Bye.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42We're going out in 24 hours. She's going to crazy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Woo! Napa!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Ayia Napa, nestling in the south-east of Cyprus,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53famous for its beaches and watersports.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58But better known as the hedonist heaven
0:07:58 > 0:08:00that offers all-night parties,
0:08:00 > 0:08:04bucket-loads of booze and anything goes attitude.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10But the boys are going nowhere.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13They've hit gridlocked traffic caused by an accident.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16We've just arrived at Gatwick airport,
0:08:16 > 0:08:21five minutes after our flight has been scheduled to leave.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23If we run we still won't make it.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27With the flight re-booked for tomorrow,
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Tom and his mates have checked in to a hotel in Gatwick
0:08:30 > 0:08:33and are spending a quiet night indoors.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I want to be out there clubbing and I have to wait an extra day
0:08:37 > 0:08:42to get out there so it's a bit, yeah, I feel a bit gutted.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47It's 11pm and the girls have arrived in Cyprus
0:08:47 > 0:08:50and are on their way to Ayia Napa.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I can see hotels now. I'm getting excited cos I can see hotels.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Our new home for a week, let's go.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- It's an absolute dive.- It's a bit of a dive.- Oh, we've got air con.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Oh, turn it on.- It's on. - Is it? Fuck.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Napa, woo!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Despite their accommodation, the girls are in the mood to party
0:09:15 > 0:09:17and the male population of Ayia Napa had better watch out
0:09:17 > 0:09:19because Lyndsey's on the pull.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Raped?- You're getting raped off three lasses, aye.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Yeah!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40I probably will be branded a slapper of Ayia Napa
0:09:40 > 0:09:42but, end of the day, I couldn't give two fucks
0:09:42 > 0:09:45because I'm young, free, single, I'm enjoying my life.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48You only live once. That's the way I see it, anyway.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51But Lyndsey's mum and dad see things differently.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I would really like Lyndsey to go out there with the girls,
0:09:54 > 0:09:58enjoy herself but keep her dignity, keep her self-respect,
0:09:58 > 0:10:04don't go, why, as we would say, don't go shagging about.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08In Gatwick, the boys are also on the pull.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11We saw two girls at the bar and then, basically,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14we figured out that we saw them on the lift and we followed them
0:10:14 > 0:10:16and Tom's going to knock on the door.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19I'm not going to knock on the door. This is so stupid.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Holiday goal number one is to help their mate lose his virginity.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26So, the lads are keen for Tom to make contact.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Hey.- Hi.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33We were wondering if you wanted to come round for tea and coffee
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- or something.- OK.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Moments later,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41the neighbours arrive and the tea party is underway.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Really good.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52TOM LAUGHS
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- My favourite film's The Exorcist. - Yeah.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- Have you seen it?- Yes. - It's so scary.- Yes.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04With Tom's chat-up lines not going down quite as well as the tea,
0:11:04 > 0:11:08it's not long until the girls call it a night.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10At a late-night pool party in Napa,
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Lyndsey and the Sunderland girls are trying a more direct approach
0:11:14 > 0:11:16with the opposite sex.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22My friend Alex is actually behind that rock having sex with a boy
0:11:22 > 0:11:24who she's just met in the pool.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27He was all right.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31We played a bit of badminton.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38After kissing goodbye to their new friends,
0:11:38 > 0:11:40at 7am, the girls finally call it a night.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43When did daylight come? Like, seriously.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47BOTH: # Daylight come and we wanna go home. #
0:11:47 > 0:11:51In Sunderland, Lyndsey's mum and dad, Deb and Graeme,
0:11:51 > 0:11:54are about to head off to Cyprus to spy on their daughter.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59I hope she's not taking drugs. If I see her taking drugs, I, phwww.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I'm hoping to learn, really, that she can be open with us
0:12:02 > 0:12:04in the future and that she can trust us.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07She'll think, "Well, you've seen what I go on like now, Mum,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- "so I can be able to tell you a lot more."- Tell you, aye.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Without her shouting and screaming, "Keep out my life, butt out."
0:12:13 > 0:12:17In Leicestershire, Tom's mum Jane is about to head off too.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I think I want to go to Ayia Napa just to see
0:12:20 > 0:12:26whether the stories are true about these 18 to 30 experiences.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30And see whether Tom is going to go with the crowd
0:12:30 > 0:12:32or whether he's going to stand back
0:12:32 > 0:12:36and be the character that I know, or I feel, he is.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Due to work commitments, Tom's dad can't go on holiday.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42So joining Jane is family friend Karon.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46She knows exactly what Jane's going through because her son Rhys
0:12:46 > 0:12:50is Tom's best friend and both boys are heading to Napa together.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55I'm hoping to see that I actually have done a good job
0:12:55 > 0:13:00of bringing Rhys up to be decent person who I can be proud of.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02OK, boys, here we come.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Go.- It's the start of night two in Napa
0:13:07 > 0:13:10and the girls have already been drinking for some time.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14But after getting back at 7am this morning, Sara can't hack the pace
0:13:14 > 0:13:16and is heading back to the hotel.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Is it all right if we go out? Are you going to be all right in here?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26While Lyndsey and Alex dance their way on to the strip,
0:13:26 > 0:13:29the boys have finally arrived in Napa and are at their hotel,
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Raring to go, Tom's already trying to work the moves on the ladies.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Hiya.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41- She saw Tom and she cringed. - Do you want half a Carlsberg?- Yeah.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46- Get your arse out.- I thought you just guessed, I was like, what.- Yeah!
0:13:46 > 0:13:50While Tom's getting an eyeful and Lyndsey's had a skinful...
0:13:52 > 0:13:56..at the airport, their parents have landed.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- Hi. I'm Jane, I'm Tom's mum. - I'm Deb.- Lyndsey's dad.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Pleased to meet you.- I'm Karon, Rhys's mum.- All right, Karon.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- Are you nervous to see what you're going see?- Yeah, I'm not sure.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15I mean, I feel that he's great, he's mine, you would, wouldn't you?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18But I don't know what the outcome of this will be.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I never stopped out till six o'clock in the morning,
0:14:25 > 0:14:26seven o'clock in the morning.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- All the nightclubs all shut. - The nightclubs shut at two.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Not Lyndsey, little alley cat. - I've not had any of this with Tom.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36What's your son like when he's out?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37I don't know, I just get this impression
0:14:37 > 0:14:39that he's s quieter person.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44- Shot, shot, shot!- Woo!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47We have met some really nice girls and they are, apparently, taking us
0:14:47 > 0:14:49to another bar so I'm buying them some drinks.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50They said have whatever I'm having
0:14:50 > 0:14:52and I'm having the strongest thing they have.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57- No.- Ooh. Fucking hell.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Tom's stomach would really turn if he knew
0:14:59 > 0:15:04that his mum Jane has just arrived in Napa and is looking for him.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- It doesn't seem very busy, does it? - It's still only early.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Do you think it is? This is early for them.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13If the parents are spotted now, it could blow everything.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17So, it's lights out in the taxi.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21I just hope our Lyndsey hasn't got her tongue down some guy's throat.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27- There's Lyndsey. This she is. - Ayia.- Napa.- Ayia.- Napa.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- LAUGHTER - Did she have my bloody dress on?
0:15:32 > 0:15:37- Their bottle's nearly gone. - One, two, three.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Who's them girls they're with? - I don't know.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43They haven't wasted any time, have they?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48ALL: # But it's just the price I pay. #
0:15:49 > 0:15:52At the airport, I really just wanted to turn round and go back,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54it didn't seem right.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58But it seems quite funny now, after seeing what he is actually up to.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01We've seen her, it's put my mind at ease.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I thought she might have been a little bit rowdier
0:16:03 > 0:16:06but she might have burnt herself out after last night's drink.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Nothing could be further from the truth.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Lyndsey's trying all sorts, including laughing gas.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Sold in most of the bars in Ayia Napa,
0:16:14 > 0:16:16laughing gas is also known as nitrous oxide
0:16:16 > 0:16:17and is used in surgery.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Down it. Down it.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Loving the Napa buzz, unemployed Lyndsey is starting to think
0:16:23 > 0:16:26she'd like to take up a full-time position here.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Starsky's.- Starsky's.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Tom and the boys are heading to a club
0:16:38 > 0:16:39with the girls they met earlier.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42And the lads sense that Tom's luck could be in.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44It's likely Tom's pulled.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48But, at the moment, you can't guarantee anything.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Oh, they're dead cute, they're quite geeky but they're really cute.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55It's the lads' first night of Napa nightlife
0:16:55 > 0:16:59and pumped up on Dutch courage, Tom makes his move on one of the girls.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Ah! Ah!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07You need to get me a drink.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Three hours of solid drinking has taken its toll.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Just crawl.- Tom isn't the only one having problems with gravity.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Party animal Lyndsey is also feeling the effects of a heavy night.
0:17:21 > 0:17:26BOTH # Show me how you get down Man, I said swear down,
0:17:26 > 0:17:31# I want to see the migraine skank. Let me see the migraine skank. #
0:17:33 > 0:17:36It's 4am and Tom's out of the club and on to the street.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39And, unfortunately for him, so is his secret.
0:17:39 > 0:17:44ALL: Virgin! Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!
0:17:44 > 0:17:48I'm feeling fine. Everyone's saying that I should go home.
0:17:48 > 0:17:54I don't think I should go home, I think I should stay out.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57You are drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04No, no, swallow.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Do you want some water? We'll go home, OK?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16It's 5am and Tom's taken a turn for the worse.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Fuck off, fuck off.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Getting him back to the hotel is proving tricky.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23I've never seen him this drunk ever.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27We've been here for less than six hours now and this is how Tom is.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29And, like, this is barely the first day.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Finally, Karon's son Rhys takes charge.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36You owe me big-time, Tom. Where's the car?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Five hours later at the boys' hotel,
0:18:39 > 0:18:43it's an unsurprisingly slow start, following last night's exploits.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48One way to describe Tom this morning is pretty much dead.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Apparently, it was an amazing night.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55Because if I can't remember it and it was messy then it was amazing.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58So, it was good. But still, all I want to do is sleep.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04While Tom sleeps off his hangover and Lyndsey catches some rays,
0:19:04 > 0:19:06it's time for the parents to take a long, hard look
0:19:06 > 0:19:10at exactly what their kids get up to when they're not around.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15They're going to watch highlights
0:19:15 > 0:19:17of Tom and Lyndsey's first night out in Napa,
0:19:17 > 0:19:19played back to them on the laptop.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Debs and Graeme are about to have a first look at Lyndsey's secret life.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27It's going to be a little bit stressful watching her,
0:19:27 > 0:19:29how she's going on.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I hope she's not flirting about with the boys
0:19:32 > 0:19:34because I don't want her to, like, really let herself go.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Jane's going to see what her little boy is like
0:19:36 > 0:19:39free from the apron strings.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I'm not quite sure how I'm feeling.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46I'm hoping to see that Tom is everything what I think is.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Ready?- Yeah.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Yeah!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Are you single?- Me, I am.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02You're getting raped off three lasses tonight.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03LAUGHTER
0:20:03 > 0:20:08I knew she was wild but that's like whoa. I'm in shock.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12I just saw her kissing somebody's bloody arse.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Ah, it's not all bad, there's worse than Lyndsey.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- There may be worse to come. - Come on, play it now.- I'm ready.
0:20:21 > 0:20:28- What this?- Oh, my God, no.- Where are they going? What are they doing?- No.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Oh, they're in the pool, man.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Ah, he tried to get her boobs out, but she stopped him.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Oh, she's being a bit sensible.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42What's she getting up to! He better be bloody single.
0:20:42 > 0:20:47- Look, morning, what time? How long she's been out?- Probably all night.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- That was daylight. - Well, she's a party animal.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Well, the boys were leading her on and the boys were doing
0:20:53 > 0:20:56what they'd normally do in that situation,
0:20:56 > 0:20:57fooling and clowning around.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Well, I think Lyndsey being easily led,
0:21:00 > 0:21:03I think she needs to come to terms with her life a bit.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06To give her head a shake and think "What the hell was I doing here?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09"This is not really me. I'm easily led by other people."
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I'm hoping it doesn't go any further, like, with Lyndsey.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Because I'd like her to keep her respect and her dignity.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17So, I wouldn't like to think that she's going out
0:21:17 > 0:21:20and just abusing herself, like, with the boys.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25- And do you think your son would be like that?- I don't know.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28In my little world, Tom will be Tom.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32I hope.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Be good.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- Don't. - LAUGHTER
0:21:42 > 0:21:44He's enjoying himself.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Whatever I'm having and I'm having the strongest thing they have.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50You would. You be good.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Is this Tom?- This is Tom. This is Tom having shots.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Oh, he's being sick.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Get it up, boy.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01LAUGHTER
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- That's all right.- That's all right.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Still enjoying themselves.- He's been sick, well, that's his fault.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09OK, one more.
0:22:09 > 0:22:15- Oh, Tom. He doesn't look with it. - No, I think he's had a few.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20- He looks a bit drunk. He's hammered. - Drink this water, we go home.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- That water. No, he's going to be sick.- Oh, dear.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- Everyone's saying that I should go home.- I think you should.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I don't think I should go home, I think I should stay out.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33No, I think you should go home.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Rhys is taking him home, we're all right.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- He's going to put him to bed and he's all right.- OK.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm just pleased that he's OK
0:22:46 > 0:22:48cos it's a bit worrying to see him that far gone.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52And when I see him I will be giving him a severe telling off.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55So, be aware, Tom, I'm coming.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Shocked by seeing a different side of Tom,
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Jane is now questioning if she can continue on with the holiday.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14On the strip, Tom is embarking on his second night in Napa.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19I'm not going as crazy as last night because that was a bit too mental.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22But I am planning getting drunk, just not completely paralytic
0:23:22 > 0:23:25so that people are carrying me home.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Shall I put the whole thing of vodka in?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32As part of an economy drive, the Mackem girls are mixing up
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Sunderland's answer to a fish bowl cocktail.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40It looks like piss.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Fuck. Ooh.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Look at the colour of it.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51When it's in white it looks like a greenie, pooey diarrhoea. Hmm.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56All the special effort is in aid of the night's main destination.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59The Club Ice foam party.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02And the girls aren't the only ones heading out.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Won't be long. We might catch them.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Lyndsey's parents, Debs and Graeme, are also bound for the Napa strip
0:24:10 > 0:24:13to keep an eye on the proceedings.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17We've heard that she's going to the nightclub.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19We'll be two steps behind.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23But we'll have to be careful. Really careful.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28While Mum and Dad are taking up position in the back of the club,
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Lyndsey's heading in the front and spreading the love.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Yeah!
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- And to think, she's in there. - I know.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Is that her there? Oh, she's dancing, man.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44He's dancing behind her.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Oh, I think she'll turn around and give him a crack.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Oh, he's into her. - Oh, God, necking off with him.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Where's she going? - She's on the stage.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- Eh?- Bloody Alex getting off with somebody on the stage.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01DJ: Napa. ALL: Slapper.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Ey, my God.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Never.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10You are the biggest slapper in Ice Club tonight, you know that?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12I think Lyndsey might be doing it next.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14She cannot be doing this.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Full on.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- No.- I don't think she's a Napa Slapper.- I don't think she's a Napa Slapper.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25From what I've seen, I think she's just enjoying herself.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- Let's be off then, eh?- Aye, away.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31I know she's all right now, I know she's safe.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34While Lyndsey and the girls are left to get submerged at the foam party,
0:25:34 > 0:25:38the boys are being challenged to neck Brain Damage,
0:25:38 > 0:25:41a potent cocktail made from Sambuca and tequila.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43All the boys have done it, all the boys have done it.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46You did not see me yesterday. I can't. No, I actually can't.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- I'll neck it for you. - I'm not being sick again.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Stop being a girl. I don't care if you're sick, you're necking it.
0:25:52 > 0:26:00- Neck it.- Do it. Do it.- Neck it.- This is peer pressure.- Go on. Come on.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03I can't.
0:26:03 > 0:26:09Tom might have dodged his quota but his mates Finn and Henry...
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Come here, gorgeous.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13..are feeling the full affects of Brain Damage.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19What's happened is that Henry's had a few drinks,
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Rhys is taking him home.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24So, now, I'm looking after Finn
0:26:24 > 0:26:26and, probably, depending on what Finn chooses to do,
0:26:26 > 0:26:29I think I'm going to try and get Finn home quite quickly.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Which might be easier said than done.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Can you not lurch at girls, please.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- We're going this way.- Going that way.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38No, you're not climbing.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40We're not doing climbing, we're not doing climbing.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Finn, why are you trying to pick someone up?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Me and Finn have definitely swapped roles tonight, but it's only fair.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53I made him look after me, I've got to look after him.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56I'm like his guardian angel, put it that way.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Yeah. We'll get into the hotel, come on.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Finn, it's the kitchen, you're not allowed in the kitchen.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07You're allowed into your bedroom.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11Henry's not in a good state. But, yeah.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15And Rhys has been sick, so, yeah, I don't think he's in a good state.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I'm quite glad I stayed soberish tonight
0:27:18 > 0:27:21cos it means that I've managed to, actually, look after them.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Because I don't know what it would be like if we were all in this state.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33It's day four at the parents' hotel
0:27:33 > 0:27:37and, after a bad reaction to her first look at Tom's private life,
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Mum Jane was unsure if she could continue with the holiday.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42With another viewing due to take place,
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Rhys's mum Karon is concerned.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Jane didn't appear upset initially, but later on, throughout the night,
0:27:49 > 0:27:52she did become quite upset over what she'd seen.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55And she's concerned that when it's all finished,
0:27:55 > 0:27:58there is going to be a change in their relationship
0:27:58 > 0:27:59which she doesn't want.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Everybody else was seeing Tom as passed out
0:28:02 > 0:28:04and that it wasn't an issue.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07But I'd gone one step further and it was a big issue.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10And my automatic reaction was I need to get to him.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13I don't know, maybe I'm questioning this now,
0:28:13 > 0:28:16whether I am actually a good parent.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Jane's got to think that when he's on his holidays,
0:28:19 > 0:28:23he has been enjoying himself and he's maybe had one too many.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26But to me, he seems, he seems like a fine boy, he seems really nice.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29I'm finding this all quite nerve-wracking, really.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33And to have this opportunity, I think I've been a bit too brave.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36It's time for the parents to take their second look
0:28:36 > 0:28:39at what their kids have been up to.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42And Jane has decided to take the plunge and continue.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49Drink it. Get it down you. Stop being a girl.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52Who is that silly man?
0:28:52 > 0:28:54- I'm not being sick again. - Stop being a girl.
0:28:54 > 0:28:59- Be a girl.- I was going to say, just say no.- Say no.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02- Come on.- I can't.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06- Well, he's sensible. He's saying no. - Tom's taking Finn home.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Well, that's sensible.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11I'm quite glad I stayed soberish tonight
0:29:11 > 0:29:15because it means I've managed to, actually, look after them.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Ah, bless him.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21So, he's been really sensible. Tom's been so sensible there.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25- Sorry, guys.- It's all right.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32- OK.- All right, then? - Let's do another.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- What's she drinking?- How many straws has she got in her mouth?
0:29:37 > 0:29:39LAUGHTER
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Eh, God, I'm going to...bloody.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48That'll be that bloody laughing gas.
0:29:48 > 0:29:49I'm a dinosaur to all this,
0:29:49 > 0:29:53I don't even know what that was that they've taken.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56From a medical point of view, it would scare the life out of me.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Cos that's what they use in theatres, nitrous oxide.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02- Is it?- Oh, right.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Oh dear, that's a bit concerning.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07So, I need some serious talking with Lyndsey when I go home.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Yeah, goodness.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Yes, I was a bit concerned when Karon, with her being a nurse,
0:30:12 > 0:30:14saying, like, the gas could be harmful.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17They should have more sense not to take stuff like that.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20And I thought our Lyndsey was a bit more wised-up.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26While Debs and Graeme are seeing a different side to their daughter,
0:30:26 > 0:30:30being in Napa is only confirming Lyndsey's feelings about home.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33I'm having fun, I'm having a really good time. I don't want to go home.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35My mum, like, really doesn't get this,
0:30:35 > 0:30:38like party malarkey when I'm back home.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41I honestly think it's because she's reached her peak now,
0:30:41 > 0:30:45she cannot pull and she just wants to be, like, young again.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48After a couple of days looking after himself,
0:30:48 > 0:30:50real-life Inbetweener Tom is enjoying
0:30:50 > 0:30:52standing on his own two feet.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56LAUGHTER
0:30:58 > 0:31:02I think that every young person should get the chance to have fun
0:31:02 > 0:31:04and get messy and drink and everything
0:31:04 > 0:31:06without being frowned upon.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09But then, yeah, everyone has to become an adult one day
0:31:09 > 0:31:11and become responsible one day.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Henry. My mum is the rule-maker of the house.
0:31:13 > 0:31:18But, yeah, I'm now 18, I'm basically an adult
0:31:18 > 0:31:20so she has to stop worrying and, kind of, let go.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22I think we did a good job.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Hm. Bit of fun as well.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32It's 7:30 and Lyndsey's heading out to a local bar
0:31:32 > 0:31:35that offers an intimate form of body art.
0:31:35 > 0:31:39- We're off to get a vajazzle. - A nice, pretty fu.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41That's what it is, a designer fagina.
0:31:44 > 0:31:48Hot on her heels to catch Lyndsey in the act are parents Deb and Graeme.
0:31:48 > 0:31:53They're going to be watching Lyndsey from the back room,
0:31:53 > 0:31:55only metres away from where she's heading to.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01- But they have no idea what they're going to see.- There she is.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04There she is, there. Just starting the night, like.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07God, if she knew that we were scheming.
0:32:11 > 0:32:12What's that?
0:32:12 > 0:32:18I bet she's going for a... She's going for a bloody vajazzle.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Vajazzling involves gluing plastic crystals
0:32:20 > 0:32:24almost anywhere on the body, usually in a private place,
0:32:24 > 0:32:28not the sort of thing you'd let your mum and dad see.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31I want, fill me up with jizz, on my arm.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35- Fill me up with jizz.- Eh?- She's getting that written on her hand.
0:32:35 > 0:32:40That's where the vajazzle's going to go. Diamantes on her hand.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44- I cannot believe I've got to get my fanny out.- Eh, ah!
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Really low, about there.
0:32:48 > 0:32:53She's never going to spell the words out there, fill me with jizz. Quick.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57Lying on a bar, getting jazzled, it doesn't happen.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00You get one in the same place, same words.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Shut that up, one in the same place.
0:33:02 > 0:33:07- What's that? B-B-Y. B-F-In.- B-B. - B-F.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12- Girls, do you want to see it? - Yeah, look like a right slag.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15What does it say?
0:33:15 > 0:33:20- Bite me.- Bite me. Bite me, she better not be bloody getting bit.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24Well, Lyndsey's always said she wanted one of them vajazzles.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Ah, it's not so bad.
0:33:26 > 0:33:27- Bye.- See you.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30Right, gone. God, I'm sweating.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34While Mum and Dad sneak away,
0:33:34 > 0:33:38the girls had back to get ready for a night out.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42Already well on their way, the lads are on an organised bar crawl
0:33:42 > 0:33:45and getting friendly with fellow revellers.
0:33:45 > 0:33:49It's time for the third club. Third, number three. Let's go.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53And nobody's more up for it than Tom.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Judging by this, I'm going to be meeting a lot of girls tonight.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59There's an "anything goes" atmosphere
0:33:59 > 0:34:04and even sensible Rhys is experimenting with laughing gas.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08I do find laughing gas funny.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10It just made me go tingly all over, my ears went a bit weird.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12I didn't laugh, though.
0:34:12 > 0:34:17DJ: You are each going to get a chocolate bar, a KitKat Chunky.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20With his confidence riding high, Tom's game for anything.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Three, two, one, go. Suck.
0:34:23 > 0:34:28And he's getting ever closer to what he wants, intimacy with a lady.
0:34:28 > 0:34:34All the ladies in this game, suck, suck, suck, suck that truck.
0:34:34 > 0:34:40- It's all good. It only happens in Ayia Napa.- Crazy.- Yeah!
0:34:41 > 0:34:45Lyndsey and the girls are out and up to their usual tricks.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51They're in the same bar for the second night running
0:34:51 > 0:34:52but Lyndsey has a good reason.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18The object of Lyndsey's affections has work to do,
0:35:18 > 0:35:20so it's not going to be her lucky night.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25But it could be Tom's.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29In the final bar, at the end of the crawl, he's pulled.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32# In love
0:35:32 > 0:35:34# Words are so easy to say... # TOM MOUTHS
0:35:34 > 0:35:36# Oh, yeah. #
0:35:36 > 0:35:40- I found a girl I like and I've got her number.- Is tonight the night?
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Tonight might not be the night
0:35:42 > 0:35:44but tomorrow night, you never know what'll happen.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47Let's go back to the hotel, yeah?
0:35:59 > 0:36:01It's day five in Ayia Napa and the parents have gathered
0:36:01 > 0:36:04for the third time to watch what their kids have been up to.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06For Debs and Graeme,
0:36:06 > 0:36:08they know what they don't want to see Lyndsey doing.
0:36:08 > 0:36:12Yes, I was surprised about seeing that, with that laughing gas
0:36:12 > 0:36:14but I haven't seen her to have words with her yet.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17Maybe when I have words with her she might realise and think, "Oh, well..."
0:36:17 > 0:36:19She doesn't know what it is.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23She's just buying it, isn't she? Because everyone else is.
0:36:23 > 0:36:24Right, let's see what we've got today.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30I'm having fun, I'm having a really good time, I don't want to go home.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33My mum, like, she really doesn't get this,
0:36:33 > 0:36:35like partying malarkey and that when I'm back home.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37She's like, "You're taking the piss,"
0:36:37 > 0:36:40but I honestly think it's because she's reached her peak now,
0:36:40 > 0:36:43she cannot pull, she just wants to be, like, young again.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46Right, she think she's stopping in Napa, her mother is,
0:36:46 > 0:36:48she's going home with you.
0:36:49 > 0:36:50What she got to say next?
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Oh, she's at it again, oh, no.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01- She seems to be doing it on a regular basis.- Yeah.- You know, she's...
0:37:01 > 0:37:03When she's out enjoying herself, having a drink.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06She's always said she wouldn't do drugs, she wouldn't try drugs.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08- Then she is.- Aye.
0:37:08 > 0:37:09The fear for me is,
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- is it the stepping stone to something else?- Yeah.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16- That's what I got to find out when I get home.- Yeah.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18I do worry about Lyndsey taking this gas
0:37:18 > 0:37:21because if she's hooked on it or if she can get hooked on it
0:37:21 > 0:37:25or if it's like a buzz to her and she likes the feeling of the buzz
0:37:25 > 0:37:27and she can't get it in England,
0:37:27 > 0:37:29she might think, right, I'm going to try something different
0:37:29 > 0:37:33to get the same effect of the buzz. And it might lead to worse things.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38- Oh, no, is that it? - Oh, he's having a go.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41That was the first time I've ever done laughing gas.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43It'll be the last time, sunshine.
0:37:43 > 0:37:47It didn't make me laugh but it, kind of, made my whole body tingle.
0:37:47 > 0:37:52- So...- Rhys is about to be murdered.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54No, seriously.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57He's tried it and hopefully he's not going to do it again.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59No, he won't be doing it again.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Right, looks like we've got to really speak to our kids
0:38:02 > 0:38:05- when we get home.- Yeah.
0:38:08 > 0:38:09- Oh!- Ha-ha.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Kissing.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14I found a girl I like and I've got her number
0:38:14 > 0:38:16- and she stays at the same hotel.- Oh.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Tomorrow night, you never know what'll happen.
0:38:19 > 0:38:23Oh, has he got his condoms? Have you packed them?
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Course not, I didn't pack his suitcase.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29I hope the girl's got one, then.
0:38:29 > 0:38:33I think that every young person should get the chance to have fun
0:38:33 > 0:38:36without, yeah, being frowned upon or things like that.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39But then, yeah, everyone has to become an adult one day
0:38:39 > 0:38:41and become responsible one day.
0:38:41 > 0:38:47- He was speaking sense there.- Yeah. - No worries.- He was speaking sense.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50- He was.- And he could actually see it from an adult's point of view.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Yeah, and he does know when to stop.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Watching that footage has made me really reassess
0:38:56 > 0:38:57and decide now that that's it.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00I've learned what is out there
0:39:00 > 0:39:02and know that he is sensible enough to cope with it.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05I think the experience I've had has been good
0:39:05 > 0:39:08to know that he's OK, he can cope with this.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15It's a scorching afternoon in Ayia Napa and both the girls
0:39:15 > 0:39:19and the boys are heading to a pool party to ease their hangovers.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Sneaking in the back entrance to the apartments
0:39:24 > 0:39:26overlooking the pool are the parents.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Oh, party. Let's have a look behind the curtains.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32They're pitching up in the penthouse.
0:39:32 > 0:39:37And they're going to keep a close eye on Lyndsey and Tom.
0:39:42 > 0:39:47- There's Lyndsey.- There she is. She's got a good tan on now.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53- They're getting four drinks.- Each. - And another four.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56- They might be filling the table up. - They're buying them and all.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Where they getting the money from?
0:39:58 > 0:40:03- I can see Tom.- He looks all right, there.- Yeah, he does, there.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07# Let me see you splash. #
0:40:09 > 0:40:12Come on, boogie on down. See, your mother can still do it.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14LAUGHTER
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Having a right boogie on down, aren't they?
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Go on, girl, go on.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- Yes, I really want to get down there and in join in(!)- She's looking.
0:40:26 > 0:40:31Everybody down. She's all right, wait a minute. She's looking up.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34I fell like a right peeping Tom here. Drop that curtain.
0:40:34 > 0:40:35Oh, she'll see, drop the curtain.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Let's go.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41With both the girls and boys looking like they're going nowhere
0:40:41 > 0:40:44for the afternoon, the parents take the opportunity
0:40:44 > 0:40:48to sneak into the kids' hotels and inspect their bedrooms.
0:40:49 > 0:40:54My God, look at the state of this. Bloody hell.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- Little tramps.- They're like tramps, aren't they?
0:40:58 > 0:41:02- Oh, that's not as bad as I thought. - It's quite tidy, really.
0:41:02 > 0:41:06- Dirty dishes, that's acceptable. - What's the bed off the wall for?
0:41:06 > 0:41:09You tell me. Ha-ha.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11- There's not a thing in the wardrobe, Deb.- I don't know.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14I daren't touch it, something might jump out at us.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Ew, ew.
0:41:17 > 0:41:18Oh, Rhys.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21The false tan mitt.
0:41:21 > 0:41:25She's going to come home and say, "Look at may tan".
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Aye, bloody false.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29Been in bed all day, haven't you?
0:41:29 > 0:41:32No. You know what this means?
0:41:32 > 0:41:38- He's dressing up.- Is it Andy Pandy? - No, it's Bananas in Pyjamas.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Eh, what's that?
0:41:41 > 0:41:45- Pan.- What's that?- Give us a smell. Give us a smell.
0:41:46 > 0:41:50God, that smells like bloody orange cocktail, orange and vodka.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54- There you go.- Oh!- Bananas in Pyjamas.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56They cannot live in this, it's a mess.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58They're like bloody hobos.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02It all just looks too tidy. This is tidier than his bedroom normally is.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07While the parents stay out of sight and sneak out,
0:42:07 > 0:42:09at the pool, an afternoon's drinking in the sun,
0:42:09 > 0:42:12has put Lyndsey firmly in the party mood.
0:42:14 > 0:42:19And she's determined to get everyone involved, by any means necessary.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29At the boys' hotel, they're getting ready for a big night out.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Tonight is the fancy dress night
0:42:31 > 0:42:33where we're all going clubbing in fancy dress.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Tom might be dressed as a banana,
0:42:35 > 0:42:37but he's thinking about losing his cherry.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39My lucky pants,
0:42:39 > 0:42:42I will be wearing underneath my Banana in Pyjamas costume today.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44So, if I see the Scottish girl around, you never know,
0:42:44 > 0:42:46they might bring me luck.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51The bananas are getting plenty of attention.
0:42:51 > 0:42:55And the costumes are going down just as well as the drinks.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57After a day of excess at the pool party,
0:42:57 > 0:43:01the girls are also preparing to hit the town in fancy dress.
0:43:01 > 0:43:06But one member of the team is not living up to her billing.
0:43:06 > 0:43:10- Ready? Let's go. - Lyndsey's peaked too early.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13I think Lyndsey's on a bit of a downer.
0:43:13 > 0:43:17She's got changed so she might feel better.
0:43:18 > 0:43:23The only thing going down with the boys is loads of booze.
0:43:23 > 0:43:24And a little bit of peer pressure.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27Basically, Tom really liked this Scottish girl.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29We met this Scottish girl last night.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32So, what we're going to do tonight, we're going to get him to call her
0:43:32 > 0:43:37and, hopefully, that'll be the time that Tom loses his virginity.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Call her, right now.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42- Call the girl.- Later. I actually will.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47On the other side of Napa Square, Lyndsey's still feeling rough.
0:43:47 > 0:43:51But trying to get in the party mood with her old favourite,
0:43:51 > 0:43:53laughing gas.
0:43:53 > 0:43:56I love laughing gas, I don't care what it does to us, I love it.
0:43:56 > 0:44:02But once the laughing gas has worn off, Lyndsey's feeling glum again.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05I feel absolutely ill, just the heat and I feel sick.
0:44:05 > 0:44:09And I just feel shaky and faint like I just need to sit down.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Fuck off.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18I want to go and help, man, right.
0:44:23 > 0:44:27My head's battered, I've just vommed all over.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29I need to go back to the room.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31I just feel ill, really ill, the heat.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34While Lyndsey's heading home,
0:44:34 > 0:44:37Tom's finally plucked up the courage
0:44:37 > 0:44:39to get in touch with the girl he fancies.
0:44:39 > 0:44:43- "We were wondering when you were around Napa."- I think a few kisses.
0:44:43 > 0:44:47- One. Yeah, two, three. - Send. Send, send, send, send.
0:44:47 > 0:44:50We'll wait for the reply.
0:44:53 > 0:44:55PHONE BEEPS
0:44:56 > 0:44:58"One unread message."
0:44:58 > 0:45:02"Think we are heading to Aqua later." One kiss.
0:45:02 > 0:45:06Tom's heading over to Club Aqua just in case tonight is the night
0:45:06 > 0:45:09that his lucky pants work their magic.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11Either the girl from last night is there.
0:45:12 > 0:45:19If not, a swimming pool is there. Either way, I want to get refreshed.
0:45:19 > 0:45:22So, swimming pool or kissing, done.
0:45:25 > 0:45:30After a fruitless search, Tom does strip down to his lucky pants
0:45:30 > 0:45:33but the only fooling around Tom is doing is in the pool with Finn.
0:45:33 > 0:45:38There is pressure to lose your virginity by 18, basically.
0:45:38 > 0:45:39But, then, I really don't care.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43I'll lose it when I want to lose it. I'm not going to submit to pressure.
0:45:43 > 0:45:47The girls are back at the hotel and getting changed again.
0:45:47 > 0:45:52Alex and Sarah are going out but Lyndsey's invited a friend round.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Lyndsey, Juan's here.
0:45:57 > 0:45:58"Oh, I'm staying in, I'm poorly."
0:45:58 > 0:46:04- And then, who turns up? The man with the mole.- Bye.
0:46:04 > 0:46:09They're going to do it. They're totally going to do it.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15The next day, and at the girls' hotel,
0:46:15 > 0:46:20Lyndsey's tight-lipped about what went on with last night's visitor.
0:46:20 > 0:46:25He left this morning, about an hour ago. We were just talking for ages.
0:46:25 > 0:46:31And then, he spooned us and I went to sleep. His name, I cannot remember.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35The holiday's almost over and, after a week of excessive partying,
0:46:35 > 0:46:39Lyndsey seems to have finally got it out of her system.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57For the last time, the parents are gathering to watch footage
0:46:57 > 0:47:01of what Tom and Lyndsey were up to last night.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04For Deb and Graeme, their worst fears have not yet been realised.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06I haven't really seen her do anything out the ordinary,
0:47:06 > 0:47:09what other girls do on holiday in Ayia Napa.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11All right, she's been a little bit silly,
0:47:11 > 0:47:15she's been a little bit drunk but she's still kept her dignity.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17This week has been a culture shock for Jane
0:47:17 > 0:47:21and she's still coming to terms with seeing Tom's other side.
0:47:21 > 0:47:22I'm a typical dinosaur.
0:47:22 > 0:47:26I live in this golden world but I am changing myself,
0:47:26 > 0:47:29I'm beginning to think, get your head out the sand
0:47:29 > 0:47:31and see things as they should be.
0:47:31 > 0:47:35Right, come on, let's see what they're up to.
0:47:36 > 0:47:40There is pressure to lose your virginity by 18, basically.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43I've had, yeah, people always go, "What, you're still a virgin?"
0:47:43 > 0:47:45And things like that.
0:47:45 > 0:47:47I'm sorry, stop filming.
0:47:52 > 0:47:54I've had to walk out on the filming today
0:47:54 > 0:47:57because once we got through to Tom
0:47:57 > 0:48:00and his words were talking about sex,
0:48:00 > 0:48:05it was panic that I was, it was going to go too far for me.
0:48:05 > 0:48:10I do have family values. In our house, we don't talk about sex.
0:48:10 > 0:48:13So, hence, why I walked out today.
0:48:13 > 0:48:18After taking a break for 30 minutes, Jane agrees to continue.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23LAUGHTER
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Bananas in Pyjamas.
0:48:25 > 0:48:28I think Tom sees them as a pulling thing.
0:48:28 > 0:48:32Slow it down, slow it down, guys. Henry.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34"We are heading to Aqua later."
0:48:34 > 0:48:40- One kiss.- One kiss. - That's a friendly kiss, then.- Phew.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43Oh, well, he's not up to much, is he?
0:48:43 > 0:48:49His ego is going ten to the dozen. I think he's all mouth, no trousers.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51- Let's see what happens next, then. - All right, then.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59This is what we were watching through the curtain.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01Yeah!
0:49:01 > 0:49:03- Well, I think she's been told to do that.- Aye.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06He must've turned up to her and said, "I'm up for it."
0:49:06 > 0:49:09She's silly, she's always led, isn't she?
0:49:09 > 0:49:11- She's always led on by other people. - Yeah.
0:49:15 > 0:49:18Lyndsey, you don't need to be doing this.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22She being sick?
0:49:22 > 0:49:25- She's not feeling very well, is she? - No, she's wiped herself up.- Yeah.
0:49:25 > 0:49:29- Perhaps she's learnt she's not a party animal.- Maybe she's learnt.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Maybe she's took too much of that bloody balloon stuff
0:49:31 > 0:49:34and she's been in the sun and it's tortured her.
0:49:34 > 0:49:38- We're talking to her when she gets home. Definite.- You ready, guys?
0:49:38 > 0:49:40- Come on.- Let's see what's next.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Lyndsey, Juan's here.
0:49:47 > 0:49:48Into her room.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54So, now, she's not like that, she's quite shy and naive.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57Just sitting on the bed, talking, that's as far as I got up to.
0:49:57 > 0:50:01What went on after that, well, she's 20, she's got her own mind.
0:50:01 > 0:50:04Why didn't the girls say, "No, out, she's not very well,
0:50:04 > 0:50:06"she's just been sick, out."
0:50:09 > 0:50:11I'm worried in case anything's gone a big step further
0:50:11 > 0:50:14and if anything has gone a big step further,
0:50:14 > 0:50:16I hope she's used protection.
0:50:16 > 0:50:18And whether she has, she's not, I wouldn't know
0:50:18 > 0:50:20because of the state of mind she was in.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24I would worry about Lyndsey if she had a reputation, any parent would.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26I don't want her to have a reputation.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31After six days of living it up in Ayia Napa,
0:50:31 > 0:50:34Lyndsey is totally unaware that her mum and dad have seen everything
0:50:34 > 0:50:36she's been up to.
0:50:36 > 0:50:39It's time for Deb and Graeme to reveal to Lyndsey
0:50:39 > 0:50:41that they've been spying on her.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44And after what they've witnessed,
0:50:44 > 0:50:46there are going to be big changes at home.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49She's going to have to start standing on her own two feet,
0:50:49 > 0:50:53and think, "Right, I'm not going to take the mick out of mum and dad no more,
0:50:53 > 0:50:56"I'm going to face up to myself."
0:50:58 > 0:50:59I think Lyndsey,
0:50:59 > 0:51:02when we tell we've been following her around for the week
0:51:02 > 0:51:06and spying on her, she's either going to go one way or the other.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09I'm hoping she goes the right way and not the wrong way.
0:51:09 > 0:51:14- It's warm, isn't it?- God, it's right hot.- Why-aye, what an idiot.
0:51:14 > 0:51:17- # We know what you've been up to. # - Fill me with jizz!
0:51:17 > 0:51:23- Where's this vajazzle, like? Give us a look at it.- Oh, my God.
0:51:23 > 0:51:28What's these frigging balloons? You were spaced out with them balloons.
0:51:28 > 0:51:32- And how would you know? You didn't even see.- I've been watching you.
0:51:32 > 0:51:36When you are on the stage, I was about ten foot away from you.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40Aye, and who's this lad? Who was lying on your bed with you.
0:51:40 > 0:51:43- Last night. Come clean.- What's it got to do with you?- Come clean.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46Seriously, why is this any of your business?
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Well, talk to us and tell us and I might learn to trust you a bit more.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53I did... Trust us. Do you think I can trust you two after this?
0:51:53 > 0:51:56I don't fucking think so. Piss off.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Absolute pricks.
0:51:59 > 0:52:03Lyndsey, what you storming off for? Come here.
0:52:05 > 0:52:08I think she's took a bit too much of a strop. They're her mum and dad,
0:52:08 > 0:52:13- she shouldn't talk to her mum like that.- Aye. I do agree.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15Not going to be trusted again.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20I can live with that. I'll have to until she comes round.
0:52:24 > 0:52:27I'm pissed off because I've just been made a total mug of.
0:52:27 > 0:52:29And they really expect me to trust them after this?
0:52:29 > 0:52:32Just lying to us constantly. They've got no chance.
0:52:36 > 0:52:37DJ: Shoes and socks off, please.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40On Napa's strip, Tom and his mates are spending the last moments
0:52:40 > 0:52:43of their holiday in fitting tradition.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45Playing drinking games.
0:52:45 > 0:52:48I've got, in my pocket, some blindfolds that you need to put on.
0:52:48 > 0:52:51Heading their way, to catch them in the act and have their own say
0:52:51 > 0:52:53are mums Jane and Karon.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05- Surprise!- Oh, God.
0:53:05 > 0:53:09We've been watching you all week.
0:53:09 > 0:53:13We've been seeing what you've been up to, you've been up to,
0:53:13 > 0:53:16you've been up to and you.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18Oh, God.
0:53:18 > 0:53:22- We've seen you being sick.- Drinking. - That's not good.- And you.
0:53:22 > 0:53:26We've seen you taking gases. We'll talk about later.
0:53:26 > 0:53:27We're going somewhere else now, guys,
0:53:27 > 0:53:31can you come down off the stage.
0:53:31 > 0:53:32TOM LAUGHS
0:53:32 > 0:53:34It's meant to be my holiday, not yours.
0:53:36 > 0:53:40I don't know what I'm thinking right now.
0:53:40 > 0:53:45I've just been drinking ale out of a sock and then my mum turns up.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48It's just so good to see them all. It really is just so good.
0:53:48 > 0:53:53Yeah, I'm happy to see my mum. Be good to catch up.
0:53:53 > 0:53:57I don't know what you're laughing at, Finn.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03It's the last day in Cyprus and, after a bad reaction
0:54:03 > 0:54:05to seeing her parents again,
0:54:05 > 0:54:08Lyndsey's agreed to listen to what they have to say.
0:54:08 > 0:54:11We only come out here to prove a point to ourselves
0:54:11 > 0:54:12to see what you're getting up to.
0:54:12 > 0:54:16- We don't...- But you've made a mug of me in the process.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18We haven't made a mug of you, Lyndsey. We've cared about you.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21We love you to bits, you're the only one we've bloody got, man.
0:54:21 > 0:54:22You don't tell us anything.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24I used to let my mum know where I was going.
0:54:24 > 0:54:25You don't tell us.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28Things will change when we get back home.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31We're going to give you more independence
0:54:31 > 0:54:33but we're going to stop all the finances
0:54:33 > 0:54:37cos you've been spoilt from being a child.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39You're going to have to learn to stand on your own two feet.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42We're trying to put you down the right path.
0:54:42 > 0:54:46You need to learn, really, to be able to stand on your two feet.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49After this, this holiday, I can be independent.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51Like you say, I've proved this on holiday.
0:54:51 > 0:54:54I understand that you care about us, I would,
0:54:54 > 0:54:57I just don't understand why you do this to us.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59We have had a few worries about Lyndsey
0:54:59 > 0:55:02but now, seeing what she was getting up to through the week,
0:55:02 > 0:55:03we're very proud of her.
0:55:03 > 0:55:05And she knows that we do love her to bits.
0:55:05 > 0:55:07She needs reassuring but we do love her to bits
0:55:07 > 0:55:08and she knows that.
0:55:10 > 0:55:13I think, after this experience, my parents understand us better now.
0:55:13 > 0:55:17If my parents stand by their word, like they say,
0:55:17 > 0:55:18they're going to give us leeway
0:55:18 > 0:55:22then we probably could have a positive relationship.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25We'll just have to wait and find out. Wait and see.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28If that is what they're actually going to do.
0:55:28 > 0:55:29For Tom and his mum Jane,
0:55:29 > 0:55:32there's a last chance to let each other know
0:55:32 > 0:55:34how they feel about the holiday.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37I was so scared about what you might think
0:55:37 > 0:55:40about what we'd been up to and everything.
0:55:40 > 0:55:45Tom, I've had a really incredible journey.
0:55:45 > 0:55:50I've absolutely freaked out over seeing you so poorly.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53I've definitely learned about moderation with alcohol.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57I know that I was an overprotective parent, Tom.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59And I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02And I know that I need to back off now
0:56:02 > 0:56:05and let you go and live the rest of your life.
0:56:05 > 0:56:10She seems to, yeah, be slowly accepting that I can go out
0:56:10 > 0:56:12and have a drink and things and have fun.
0:56:12 > 0:56:16Tom, I feel we always have been close but, I don't know,
0:56:16 > 0:56:18I think we're even closer now.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Yeah, I definitely think we are.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22I think you've been an amazing mum.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Seeing him today, this morning, Tom's no longer a boy,
0:56:28 > 0:56:31he's actually a man.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33It's been a really good holiday.
0:56:33 > 0:56:38It's been a great first lads' holiday. First of many, I think.
0:56:40 > 0:56:44Next time. It's boozing, banging...
0:56:44 > 0:56:46- I'm naked. - She's far too old for him.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49..and baring all...
0:56:49 > 0:56:51No.
0:56:51 > 0:56:53..on the Balearic island of Ibiza.
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