Ibiza

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04The freedom of your first ever holiday with your mates.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:07 > 0:00:11Where everyone's up for it and anything goes.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Cheap booze...

0:00:19 > 0:00:21..dirty dancing

0:00:21 > 0:00:24and that all-important independence.

0:00:24 > 0:00:25SCREAMING

0:00:25 > 0:00:28A chance to get away from Mum and Dad.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Sorry, Dad.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32If my mum saw me right now, she'd be like, "what?!"

0:00:32 > 0:00:36But, on this holiday, the parents are coming too.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Secretly watching...

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Sophie!- ..sneakily spying.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- I can't stand it. - And outrageously hiding.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Get down!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50All to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- I think it's pretty disgusting. - She's gone for a vajazzle.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59This is not what a mum wants to see.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Stop filming.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02But will it bring them closer together...

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I love that boy so much.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06..or drive them further apart?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- You're nicked.- Oh my God!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Coming up...

0:01:12 > 0:01:15It's highs, lows,

0:01:15 > 0:01:19and very bad behaviour in Ibiza.

0:01:19 > 0:01:24As good boy Ollie breaks away from over-motherly Lynn...

0:01:24 > 0:01:26My nickname for him is Munchkin.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29..for his first ever trip abroad.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31My mum would be like that...

0:01:31 > 0:01:35And 19 year-old drama student Shannon

0:01:35 > 0:01:37escapes her over-protective dad...

0:01:37 > 0:01:42I'm am the Antichrist. I grow horns, big teeth, I snarl a lot.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46..to attempt going it alone to prove her independence.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49I have hurt myself.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- But how will the parents react? - I'm naked.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- I'm not comfortable watching this. - I need to calm down.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57When they get a bird's-eye view

0:01:57 > 0:02:00as they spy on their kids' every move.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Victory for Dad. - She's far too old for him.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07And then turn up and terrify Shannon...

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- I'm sorry.- ..and Ollie.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11You're nicked.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22In Preston, Shannon is looking forward

0:02:22 > 0:02:26to some freedom away from her mum Jo and over-protective dad Gerry.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29I'm going to Ibiza.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31I will worry when you get to Ibiza

0:02:31 > 0:02:35because if you need me, I can't be there like that.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm growing up now, and that's how it's going to be.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41You're not always going to be there. I'm not your little girl no more.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Hmm... You'll always be my little girl, always.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48In Preston, Shannon is very well protected.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53My dad was the head bouncer in Preston about ten years ago.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55And everyone knows him.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59She knows she can't get up to things because Dad will find out.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04These shoes, I love cos they're bright colours

0:03:04 > 0:03:05and I like wearing bright stuff.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Shoes I don't like, and some of the skirts I don't like.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12This is my pair of shorts. Rather small.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13And they go right up my bum, as well.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Some of the tops I don't like, in fact, I don't like a lot of them.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20My mum and dad don't really like me wearing short things,

0:03:20 > 0:03:25but I usually go out of the house wearing a pair of leggings

0:03:25 > 0:03:28and then have a little stash of mini-skirt or something in my bag

0:03:28 > 0:03:31and when I get to my friend's house I put it on.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Then I come home with my leggings back on.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I'm going to go wild.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40I am the Antichrist. I grow horns, big teeth, I snarl a lot.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42ALL: Cheers!

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Ibiza 2011!

0:03:43 > 0:03:45THEY ALL LAUGH

0:03:45 > 0:03:48I drink to get drunk, I like to drink a lot.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50ALL: # We're going to Ibiza... #

0:03:50 > 0:03:52And helping Shannon to party hard is...

0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's going to be a huge party.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57..rock chick Georgia.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01If the guy's fit and available, you know...?

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Fun-loving Tiffany...

0:04:03 > 0:04:06You have to put sun cream on when you go on holiday.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08And Jayne, the mummy of the group.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Cream... Why are you taking baby oil?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Because I like to put it on my legs.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- OK, not for sun, though.- No.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18You'll burn if you just put that on in the sun.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Shannon has a burning ambition for the coming year.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25My plan for the future is to go to London

0:04:25 > 0:04:31and get a nice flat and just perform in the West End.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36This holiday is her chance to show them she can go it alone.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I don't think she's ready to move out yet,

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- she's not responsible enough.- No. - We're always there.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46I want to prove to my mum and dad that I can look after myself,

0:04:46 > 0:04:48and I can handle my money,

0:04:48 > 0:04:51it's also proving it for myself as well.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56I love you. Love you, Dad.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Have fun, but be careful. Bye.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Bye. SHE GIGGLES

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I will, I will be careful.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Bye, see you soon.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06See you sooner than you think.

0:05:06 > 0:05:12Portsmouth born-and-bred Ollie is studying a B-tech in sport.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15He's about to jet off on his first ever lads' holiday.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Here's your toiletries, that's your aftersun.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Make sure you put that on. There's your sunscreen.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Make sure you put it on,

0:05:24 > 0:05:27especially on your neck. There's your lip stuff.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Don't forget to put your hat on as well.- All right.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33This is Ollie's chance to escape over-motherly Lynn.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35My nickname for Oliver is Munchkin.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36When he was little,

0:05:36 > 0:05:38he was quite small and the name's just stuck.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41I'm looking forward to having independence.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Getting too drunk, exposing myself.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Not have my mum running after me every five seconds.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48I can't see me getting homesick.

0:05:48 > 0:05:53My biggest worry would be he'd have too much to drink.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56I like drinking a lot. I drink when I can.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59But not all booze is to Munchkin's taste.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02When I go out I like to drink spirits,

0:06:02 > 0:06:03but if I'm at the football

0:06:03 > 0:06:06and I want to look a bit tough then I might get a pint.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- How much of a test will it be for you?- I'm a good boy.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13What are you going to eat when you're over there?

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Make sure you have a breakfast, at least.

0:06:16 > 0:06:21Ollie really wants Mum to see him as a man and not as a munchkin.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Doing this trip will make me feel like

0:06:23 > 0:06:27I'm a bit more responsible than what my mum thinks.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32I only see the son, I don't see what he's like with his friends

0:06:32 > 0:06:35or how he behaves when we're not there.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Flying off to the party capital with Ollie is...

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- What's the plan with the girls? - Get anything you can.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43..lightweight, Lewis.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46It has got to be about numbers and quality, surely.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Level-headed Ben.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Are you taking your tux?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51And Joe, the joker of the pack.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- I'm not taking my tux.- Why not? - Because it looks ridiculous.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57'I think the holiday I'm going on to Ibiza'

0:06:57 > 0:07:00will blow every holiday I've had out of the water.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Which won't be hard as Ollie's only ever visited England.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09And don't forget your passport.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10'I've never been abroad.'

0:07:10 > 0:07:13The furthest I've been is County Durham.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- That one was brilliant in Devon. - Yeah.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18And he's not alone.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Ollie's dad Harry has never owned a passport.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25I have never been abroad. Never been out of the country.

0:07:25 > 0:07:31I love England, Devon, Cornwall, Hastings, Kent.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Green and pleasant land.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Can't get this off my feet, ow.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- I love you.- Bye.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- OLLIE LAUGHS:- I love you too.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43I have never been abroad.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45We're going to Ibiza!

0:07:46 > 0:07:51Little does Ollie know, Dad does now have a passport.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Got your suntan?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Yes, it's all packed up in the case.- Good.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58He's not going to know what hit him.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01And neither will Shannon, as her mum and dad

0:08:01 > 0:08:03are also heading to Ibiza.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Ibiza, one of the Balearic islands

0:08:10 > 0:08:12just of the south coast of Spain.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Surrounded by the glorious Mediterranean sea.

0:08:15 > 0:08:21But more famous for its reputation as the clubbing capital of Europe.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Heaving with young British tourists,

0:08:24 > 0:08:28clubbers fly into the resort looking for a 24-hour non-stop party.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Touching down to join in the fun are the Preston girls.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Ibiza, girls! I can't wait.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Have you seen the guys already?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I feel like I'm on a sunbed.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46THEY ALL LAUGH

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Excited by the arrival at their hotel,

0:08:50 > 0:08:52the girls forget something they might need.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54It smells like lemons.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Oh! - LAUGHTER

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Do I need my bag?! Excuse me.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Just check the guy in the car behind us.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Come and give us a hand, you cheeky bastard.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Shannon and Jayne quickly head into the hotel

0:09:08 > 0:09:10to check out their room.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Oh no, I just dropped my passport.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Not the safest place to leave your passport.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Oh, my God, look at the view.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25That is gorgeous.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Within minutes,

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Shannon has already forgotten where she left that vital document.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh my God, where's my passport?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Oh, my passport is on the floor.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Oh my God.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48I thought you're supposed to be looking after me, Jayne.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I told you to keep hold of my passport.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51You had your passport.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56From now on you're looking after that, I can't do it.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Thought so.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I feel like a bit of an idiot really.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I have only just got here

0:10:02 > 0:10:05and I have left my passport on the floor, didn't even realise.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09But Jayne's going to take care of it.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16It's the first night of the holiday

0:10:16 > 0:10:21and the girls can't wait to get dressed up and ready to party.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25I'm am the organiser, definitely. Looking after people's passports.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Money, making sure they know where they're going,

0:10:28 > 0:10:31make sure they're listening, a lot of people don't listen.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34And they don't listen to any instructions

0:10:34 > 0:10:36which is bad because anything could happen here.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Jayne's like the mum of the group, Shannon is probably the diva.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42She likes showing off and stuff, but it's in a good way.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45She's not over the top where people get annoyed.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Georgia's a bit of everything in the group,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50she's the funny one, she's a rock chick kind of thing.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Me, I just go along with the group,

0:10:52 > 0:10:55but I have my little things that probably annoy people.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56I'm funny as well.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02The Portsmouth lads have landed,

0:11:02 > 0:11:06and for Ollie it's his first time on foreign soil.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09It's night, but it's hotter here than Portsmouth.

0:11:09 > 0:11:1220 degrees probably, hottest I've ever had.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14And that was overcast.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Looks all right, doesn't it?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24But what does Ollie think of his first foreign hotel?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Better than any place I've ever been.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Shits on Butlins, doesn't it?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Looks like me and Joe were bunking up together.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- I think I might have to separate the beds a little bit.- No.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Look at the bungee thing. - I ain't fucking doing that.

0:11:41 > 0:11:46You know now you've said you're not doing it, you're definitely doing it?

0:11:46 > 0:11:52The bright lights and buzz of Ibiza is every teenager's dream.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57But Ollie is easing himself into foreign territory

0:11:57 > 0:12:01by heading to a pub that reminds him of home.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05The atmosphere around the bar is very homey.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07It's welcoming. Very British.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- ALL:- England!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Lovely.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16You get me?! You get me?!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18On the main strip,

0:12:18 > 0:12:23the Preston girls are getting into the spirit of Ibiza.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32What the girls don't know

0:12:32 > 0:12:35is that Shannon's mum and dad are on the next flight.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39All the parents have flown in

0:12:39 > 0:12:43and they are about to meet up for the very first time.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Hi.- Hi.- I'm Jo.- I'm Harry.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- I'm Lynn.- Gerry.- I'm Harry.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Hi, Lynn.- Hi, Gerry.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- JO:- Who have you got here?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53I have got Oliver, my son. You?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54My daughter Shannon.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Is this your daughter's first holiday abroad?

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Yes. Without us, yes.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04- How do think she'll get on? - All right, I think she'll love it.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05I think she'll love the freedom.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I hope she'll have a really good time,

0:13:09 > 0:13:11but I just want her to be careful.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Is this Oliver's first time?- Yes.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19We've normally done holidays together, haven't we, in England?

0:13:19 > 0:13:22He's never even been abroad or anything. Do you work?

0:13:22 > 0:13:27I work in a bowling alley. I used to be a bouncer.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31And partner Jo was once a podium dancer.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Me and Gerry was here a year ago. We've been in all these bars.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39In contrast, Harry is a ship building supervisor

0:13:39 > 0:13:41and Lynn a stay-at-home mum.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- What you're going to see - scary. - Oh, yeah.- Scary.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Gerry might get a shock himself when he sees Shannon's version of Ibiza.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56There is an awful lot of bars here.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Getting his first glimpse

0:13:58 > 0:14:00of a foreign resort, it's all new to Harry.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04I've been on a lads' holiday. Hastings.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Haven Holiday Camp, six lads in a caravan.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11I think it will be a shock for Harry to see what goes on over here.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13If he's never been abroad before,

0:14:13 > 0:14:15we were here this time last year,

0:14:15 > 0:14:17so we've seen it all. We know what goes on.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Jo and Gerry are slightly different to us,

0:14:19 > 0:14:21they've been to Ibiza.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24They seem to like the nightclubs and stuff,

0:14:24 > 0:14:27we tend not to, do we? Go to places like...

0:14:27 > 0:14:32I wouldn't say we don't like them, it's not something we have tried.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36Me being a protective father, normally Shannon's out there...

0:14:37 > 0:14:42And not knowing I'm here will be an interesting experiment, I think.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Ibiza!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Whooo! >

0:14:55 > 0:14:59I'm loving the freedom. I've drank way over the limit, I think.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Every time I see a black man, I think it's my dad!

0:15:03 > 0:15:07As the girls party on into the night,

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Ollie finally leaves the comfort of a British pub

0:15:10 > 0:15:12to test the water on the street.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Two shots of absinthe.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Ibiza! Ollie! IBIZA!

0:15:40 > 0:15:45This is our first night in Ibiza, and Lewis is fucked!

0:15:45 > 0:15:51Lewis may be incapable but reliable Ollie comes to the rescue.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55I think the first night went well, until we ended up with this.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Mum!

0:15:58 > 0:16:013am, and, thanks to Lewis,

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Ollie's first night abroad is well and truly over.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10On the other side of the island,

0:16:10 > 0:16:13it's Harry's first day in a foreign land,

0:16:13 > 0:16:15and the first time both sets of parents

0:16:15 > 0:16:20get to watch what their kids have been up to.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22If it was my first night here as an 18-year-old lad,

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I'd get up to much the same as Oliver.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28I'd probably be found in the gutter! Very sick.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I don't think she'll be responsible.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33I think she'll have been wild last night because it's all new.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36What Shannon is doing now was me 20 years ago,

0:16:36 > 0:16:40which is probably what's worrying because I know what girls get up to.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Are you ready for this?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Oh my God, where's my passport?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50"Where's my passport". See? Lost it already.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52You said she'd lose it!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54My passport is on the floor.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56See, she can't look after herself.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58From now on, you're looking after that.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Mum and Dad's not there, give it to someone else.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03This is the responsibility we talked about.

0:17:03 > 0:17:08- So are you ready for this, then? - Definitely not!- No!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Welcoming. Very British.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14He's not gone right out in the main town though, he's hit a quiet bar.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17A bar, yes. I thought he might, to start with,

0:17:17 > 0:17:18rather than hit the clubs.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Lovely.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23That does concern me a bit.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Two shots of absinthe.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33They're being normal lads so far.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Oh, look at him.- It's Lewis. It's Lewis.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Is Ollie there? - He's carrying him home.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Mum!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47That wasn't too bad. Ollie was all right, he was looking after him,

0:17:47 > 0:17:50so he can't have been that drunk because he knew what he was doing.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53You worry that he's going to have too much to drink

0:17:53 > 0:17:54and I'm not there to look after him,

0:17:54 > 0:17:58even though I know I should accept the fact that he's growing up,

0:17:58 > 0:18:01and that I have to let go. But he still needs some looking after.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I think Oliver will let his hair down definitely

0:18:04 > 0:18:06tomorrow night on his birthday.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Erm... I'm quite dreading that one.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Shannon losing her passport last night, it is a major thing.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16In my opinion, Shannon couldn't move out and be on her own

0:18:16 > 0:18:18because she's just not responsible enough yet.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Back in San Antonio, Ollie and the boys

0:18:23 > 0:18:25are soaking up the alcohol

0:18:25 > 0:18:28with the best of British.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Yeah, four English. Cheers. - Thank you.- Thank you.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Oh! What's that?

0:18:35 > 0:18:36LAUGHTER

0:18:36 > 0:18:39It's Ollie's first foreign experience

0:18:39 > 0:18:42but he's sticking to what he knows.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Don't want to try any Spanish stuff. Not yet, not yet.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49As the lads devour their home comforts,

0:18:49 > 0:18:52they discuss their first night on the town.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54My mum would just laugh at me.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57My nan would be very disappointed, I reckon.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I think my mum would like, if she saw me like that, she'd be like...

0:19:00 > 0:19:03"Absolute knob. Absolute knob." But my dad would probably just laugh.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10The Preston girls have hit the beach to start tanning,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13and Shannon has already forgotten her promises to Mum.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Baby oil, 50% free. And I've used it all!

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Look how much has gone today!

0:19:19 > 0:19:23- You're going to cook.- We'll see, won't we? I don't think I will.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28It's really good having a lot of freedom, I'm loving it.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I can chat to anyone without nobody watching me,

0:19:31 > 0:19:34seeing who the guys are. I can drink as much as I want.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37I'm kind of looking forward to, like, leaving home

0:19:37 > 0:19:40and moving on and being an adult and stuff,

0:19:40 > 0:19:43but then I'd like to see if I say this at the end of the week.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47I think my mum worries too much.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48She's always like,

0:19:48 > 0:19:51"Oh, make sure you don't drink this and make sure you drink water

0:19:51 > 0:19:55and make sure you look after that, and watch out for this."

0:19:55 > 0:19:56It's just like... Please!

0:19:58 > 0:20:01With Mum's concerns at the forefront of Shannon's mind,

0:20:01 > 0:20:03she heads to the off-licence.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08My mother told me not to drink this. Absinthe.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12I've heard that it's illegal in England so I'm having some!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14I'll have a yellow one.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17I'll just take one because I don't know what it'll be like.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21So, if this is 80%, am I all right just to drink this

0:20:21 > 0:20:25all in one and then that's it, I won't drink any more?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I don't know but I'll probably drink more afterwards.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Absinthe, I'm going to try it, see what it's like,

0:20:31 > 0:20:33see what effects it gives me.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- It's minging.- What do you drink it with? Do you drink it straight?

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Straight, yeah. You shot it. - Do you? Thanks very much.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Gracias, bye.- Gracias. What's goodbye in Spanish?

0:20:44 > 0:20:48The Portsmouth posse are in search of some adrenaline,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50and the 100 mile an hour ride,

0:20:50 > 0:20:54reaching over 100 metres in the air, seems to fit the bill.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's a lot bigger when you're next to it!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02It's got to be done.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05The boys may be terrified of the Slingshot,

0:21:05 > 0:21:08but not as scared as Ollie will be

0:21:08 > 0:21:12when he realises Mum and Dad are watching his every move.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16I'd be pleased if Oliver didn't do it.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19From my point of view, I don't want to see him hurled through the air.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Ollie's parents are just metres away, tucked behind a wall,

0:21:23 > 0:21:25watching everything on a monitor.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28SHE GASPS

0:21:28 > 0:21:30They're the other side, aren't they?

0:21:30 > 0:21:35A human catapult, every thrill-seeking teenager's dream,

0:21:35 > 0:21:37and, Ollie's first time away from Mum,

0:21:37 > 0:21:40it's a chance to try something adventurous.

0:21:40 > 0:21:45- 100% no. I'm not doing it.- Yeah, he's said he's not going to do it.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Joe's up for it.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- It's my idea of a laugh...- What? - ..Not!

0:21:50 > 0:21:54- I'm quite happy he's sticking to his guns.- Three, two, one!

0:21:54 > 0:21:55SCREAMING

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Look at that!

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Yeah, that was all right.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- I don't know if I've shit myself or not. Go on, Ollie.- No, I'm not.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Go on.- Nothing that high, nothing that high.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16Joe's trying to apply some pressure. I don't think it's working.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18No, I'm not going on that.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20- I'm going to go again.- No way!

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Yeah, I know, it's going to be fucking scary.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Ben's giving the Slingshot a go

0:22:24 > 0:22:26so it's just Munchkin who's playing it safe.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Three, two, one!- Fucking hell!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38It's not as scary as I thought it would be. I'm glad I did it.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41We found it a bit hairy because once or twice we're sure

0:22:41 > 0:22:44one of the lads saw us but obviously it didn't register.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47I'm quite pleased that he didn't do it, for his sake,

0:22:47 > 0:22:51he stuck to his guns which I'm quite proud of him for, so good boy.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55I didn't feel pressured into it. Put my foot down, that's it.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57No-one's changing my mind!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Both me and Oliver are going through a learning curve.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01He's trying to come to grips

0:23:01 > 0:23:04with the fact that he's abroad for the first time.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08Ditto me, but he's being challenged, I'm not.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10He wasn't keen about taking part in the slingshot.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12We're only young so we're immature at times,

0:23:12 > 0:23:15but Ollie is probably the most mature out of all of us.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Maybe like an old man trapped in a...

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Yeah, an old man trapped in a young man's body.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25As Ibiza prepares for another party night,

0:23:25 > 0:23:30protective dad Gerry is worried that Shannon will be abusing her freedom.

0:23:30 > 0:23:36Shannon's outfits I don't approve of. They're very...revealing.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I used to dance in clubs when I was Shannon's page,

0:23:38 > 0:23:41so mine was more of a stage outfit.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Covered up a bit more when I was out.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Covered up a bit more when I was out with my friends!

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Not much more!

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Finally ready.- Yay!

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Hello!

0:23:53 > 0:23:56I've decided I'm wearing this cos I can do.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Can I borrow this belt? - Yeah, of course you can.- Thank you!

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Fucking hell, Georgie, you're letting me borrow your stuff!

0:24:03 > 0:24:04I love it. I think she looks ace.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06She'll get so much attention tonight.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10I just like what I'm wearing. Should I have this or not?

0:24:10 > 0:24:16I'd rather her be wearing a habit, covered from here to ankle

0:24:16 > 0:24:19all the way down in black so nobody can see nothing.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Ollie and the Portsmouth lads have decided to have a quiet night in.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28LOUD BELCH

0:24:30 > 0:24:31Hey!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

0:24:33 > 0:24:37The draw of Ibiza's club scene is yet to entice Ollie.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Instead, it's off to bed for an early night.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45LAUGHTER

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Wa-hey!

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Unlike the Portsmouth boys,

0:24:53 > 0:24:56the girls from Preston are only just beginning.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04Shannon leaves her drinks unattended to hit the dancefloor.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07MUSIC: "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" by Beyonce

0:25:12 > 0:25:16After strutting her stuff, Shannon retrieves her drinks.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23This is something that I left on the side before.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25But I'm just going to drink it anyway. It's fine.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29It doesn't look like it's got anything floating in it.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33After a night of boogie-ing, booze and boys,

0:25:33 > 0:25:36the girls head back to the hotel.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- No, I can't be bothered. It's fine. - Not the roundabout.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Woo-hoo! Sorry!

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Let's go to the crossing.

0:25:46 > 0:25:51- I just can't get over.- Right, Jayne, get to the crossing now!

0:25:51 > 0:25:55She nearly got run over by crossing the road.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58What the fuck are you doing? Get back here now!

0:26:02 > 0:26:05It's day three of the holiday,

0:26:05 > 0:26:08and a special day for Munchkin.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Hello?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Hiya. Happy Birthday.- Thank you. - Do you want to speak to your dad?

0:26:13 > 0:26:18- Yeah, put him on.- How's the weather? - Boiling.- Is it? It's overcast here.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23- I'm just sat out by the pool at the moment.- Chilling?- Yeah.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27Have a really nice day and I'll see you when you get back, OK?

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Yeah, see you when I get back. Bye.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38I do miss him, so it was nice to hear his voice.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42I hope that he enjoys himself. Don't get too carried away,

0:26:42 > 0:26:45but there's nothing wrong with getting drunk.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48The parents prepare themselves before viewing

0:26:48 > 0:26:51the latest action from the kids.

0:26:51 > 0:26:58My main concerns are her losing things - money, phone, passport.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00My job is to protect her, that's my job.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03If I'm not around to protect her, that's when it becomes my concern.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Let's watch, shall we?

0:27:07 > 0:27:10CHEERING

0:27:10 > 0:27:13It's not his birthday yet.

0:27:13 > 0:27:18Over his head. All over.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Typical boys night in so far. - Wasting all that beer!

0:27:27 > 0:27:31Are these the drinks?

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Don't drink that if you don't...

0:27:32 > 0:27:35This is something that I left on the side before.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37But I'm just going to drink it anyway.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41- Put it down!- Don't drink anything if you don't know it's not your glass.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Don't look like it's got anything floating in it.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46No, it doesn't float, Shannon, it melts.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48This is what I'm saying - responsible.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54- That last bit has really annoyed me. - What, the drink bit?- Yeah.

0:27:54 > 0:27:58It has really wound me up.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01I told her, if she ever put her drink down and walked away from it,

0:28:01 > 0:28:04- don't ever go back to it. - I do understand your concern,

0:28:04 > 0:28:08- especially with picking the drink up. - I've worked doors for years,

0:28:08 > 0:28:10I've seen so many girls put a drink down,

0:28:10 > 0:28:12some lad has put something in there.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15They don't know the consequences of what could happen there

0:28:15 > 0:28:17from just picking up that one drink

0:28:17 > 0:28:21that somebody may have done something to is far-reaching.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24She was told in no uncertain terms, if you put your drink down

0:28:24 > 0:28:27and you walk away from it, don't ever go back to it.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29If it was my daughter, I'd feel exactly the same.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33- HE SIGHS - I need to calm down.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40There's things that I'm not pleased that she's doing.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43No way am I pleased, but you're getting frustrated

0:28:43 > 0:28:45as you want to do something about it.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47I'll only step in as it gets to a certain stage

0:28:47 > 0:28:48and say, "That's enough."

0:28:48 > 0:28:51You're actually getting quite mad, aren't you?

0:28:51 > 0:28:55Some of the things I'm seeing are opening my eyes

0:28:55 > 0:28:59more so to the fact of, "Hang on a minute,

0:28:59 > 0:29:05"Maybe what I'm doing is not enough... And I need to do more."

0:29:05 > 0:29:07If Shannon goes out, she will have a bodyguard,

0:29:07 > 0:29:09literally near enough have a bodyguard

0:29:09 > 0:29:12- every time she turns around. - She'll hate it.- She'll hate it,

0:29:12 > 0:29:15but it's her own fault as it's what she's showing

0:29:15 > 0:29:18me now - she can't be responsible enough to listen to good advice.

0:29:18 > 0:29:22My prediction for tonight with Oliver - plenty of drinking.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25I think most fathers would want to see their sons have a good time

0:29:25 > 0:29:28because once they're married it stops.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30THEY LAUGH

0:29:32 > 0:29:36The girls have decided that the best way to cure their hangover

0:29:36 > 0:29:39is a trip out to sea on inflatables.

0:29:41 > 0:29:45After watching last night's antics, Shannon's parents are eager

0:29:45 > 0:29:48to take a much closer look at their daughter.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53I just hope she doesn't get tipped in the water.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56After what I saw this morning, a dunking should sort her head out.

0:29:56 > 0:30:00- Pay her back for drinking the drink. - Mm-hmm.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04- In the drink.- In the drink for drinking the drink, that's it.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06I'm really scared.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09So, they're just in front of us, just there.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11I am a bit scared as I get travel sick.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14And when it comes to doing stuff like this, I don't know,

0:30:14 > 0:30:16I'm a bit of a shitbag.

0:30:16 > 0:30:17So I hope I'm not sick.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20I'll do anything. I'll jump off a cliff, I'm not bothered.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23- I just want to get in there. - Drag her in already!

0:30:25 > 0:30:28Here we go! THEY SCREAM

0:30:30 > 0:30:33They're going. They've gone. That's it, they have gone.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36Oh, my God!

0:30:36 > 0:30:40Oh, my God! Who's going to be the first one off?

0:30:45 > 0:30:48- They will get flipped off. They are going to get flipped.- Cool!

0:30:51 > 0:30:54Somebody's gone in.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57Yes! Victory for Dad!

0:30:57 > 0:31:02- My hair extensions just come out. - Just what he wanted. In the drink.

0:31:02 > 0:31:06Maybe next time when she puts her drink down, she'll remember this.

0:31:06 > 0:31:12- I just loved it.- Yeah, but you love everything, don't you?- Yeah!

0:31:12 > 0:31:17- It was an experience. I'll give it that!- An experience. Gosh!

0:31:17 > 0:31:20- I'd be disappointed if I'd said no. - We were behind that hedge there

0:31:20 > 0:31:24and the girls were just in front of that white car.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26We could literally reach out and touch them.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28But they had no idea we were there at all.

0:31:35 > 0:31:39We're just off now to get Ollie a little surprise for his birthday,

0:31:39 > 0:31:41maybe some kind of costume or fancy dress.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43Skimpy things are the way forward.

0:31:43 > 0:31:47If there's no skimpy things, women's clothing, possibly.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51While the lads are out shopping,

0:31:51 > 0:31:55Ollie has time to think about turning 19 abroad.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58I've not really gone a birthday without family,

0:31:58 > 0:32:02but they've made the effort to do some cards for me.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04This one's definitely from my mum.

0:32:04 > 0:32:08She's wrote "Munchkin", which is the name that I've always had

0:32:08 > 0:32:10because it's kind of embarrassing.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14"Have a great day, Munchkin. Lots of love, Mum and Dad."

0:32:14 > 0:32:17It's cute! HE LAUGHS

0:32:17 > 0:32:20Notice the extended figure!

0:32:21 > 0:32:24- I don't know if he'd wear it. - Get him one of these as well.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27An "I am horny" tie?

0:32:27 > 0:32:28"Girls on tour" - no way.

0:32:28 > 0:32:32"Happy Birthday!" That is the one.

0:32:32 > 0:32:33Right there.

0:32:34 > 0:32:39In her hotel room, Shannon is making the most of being her own boss.

0:32:39 > 0:32:43Can you imagine when I live in my own what I'm going to be like?

0:32:43 > 0:32:46It's an absolute tip.

0:32:46 > 0:32:50Em... Oh, my God!

0:32:50 > 0:32:52Look how dirty it is.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55But, like, the dirtiness, it's for the maid, isn't it?

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Urgh!

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Totally disgusting.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04I wouldn't have my house like this, I'd have a cleaner.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Ollie's in for a surprise

0:33:11 > 0:33:14as the lads have an extra special outfit for the birthday boy.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17You've dressed up nicely - you're getting changed.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Getting changed, mate, I'm afraid.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23In the red! With the tie on.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26Oh, my days! I hope no-one gets any up-skirt pictures.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29- You're not allowed to wear boxers. - Fuck off!

0:33:31 > 0:33:33THEY LAUGH

0:33:36 > 0:33:39It makes it easier to get a tattoo just here now.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42My mum would be like that...

0:33:42 > 0:33:44If she saw me, she'd be like that...

0:33:44 > 0:33:46There's a possibility she could see your bollocks.

0:33:46 > 0:33:50Yeah, but still. If my mum sees my bollocks, she's like that...

0:33:54 > 0:33:57Little does Ollie know that Mum and Dad

0:33:57 > 0:34:00will be celebrating his birthday with him.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07Right outside the club, Lynn and Harry are hidden in a van,

0:34:07 > 0:34:09watching all the action on a monitor.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13He looks quite good in a skirt.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16- He could have shaved his legs! - HE LAUGHS

0:34:19 > 0:34:25He's certainly keeping his liquids up, it's just the wrong kind.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Seeing him on his 19th birthday, I think,

0:34:29 > 0:34:33has been really, really nice because we wouldn't have been invited.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37My 19th birthday, I don't remember dressing up in a skirt and,

0:34:37 > 0:34:41if I'm honest, I don't remember a lot about it at all.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46If drinking culture and been like that when I was younger,

0:34:46 > 0:34:47it would have put pressure on you.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51I think sometimes they have to drink just to keep up.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55Our culture was the pub - and that was it.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58And nine times out of 10, you just drunk the same drink all night.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01I like to make out that I'm an angel and I don't drink,

0:35:01 > 0:35:02which is a complete lie.

0:35:02 > 0:35:07They think they're the only ones that have been out and partied

0:35:07 > 0:35:09and had a good time with a drink.

0:35:10 > 0:35:14On the other side of the strip, the girls are having a tamer evening.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22I'm being a good girl tonight but I'm still leaving Jayne with my bag.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24She's still being the mummy tonight.

0:35:31 > 0:35:35Meanwhile, the Portsmouth boys are hitting it hard.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39Puker tonight is going to be Joe or me.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41It's a race.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44Bleurgh! All over that dancefloor. No!

0:35:44 > 0:35:47Be careful what you wish for, Ollie.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53I'm fine.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58I dropped my chicken burger!

0:36:04 > 0:36:07I don't ever want to go home. I want to pull.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10I want to go home. I don't want to go home.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12I want to get in that pool.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15I was really up for a massive bar crawl tonight.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18We've gone to Linekers and he's thrown up everywhere. No!

0:36:18 > 0:36:20HE RETCHES

0:36:23 > 0:36:26Is that yours?

0:36:26 > 0:36:29Despite throwing up everything possible,

0:36:29 > 0:36:33amazingly, the short skirt and kipper tie

0:36:33 > 0:36:36- seem to have worked in Ollie's favour.- No way!

0:36:36 > 0:36:3819th birthday.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41And this one. And this one.

0:36:53 > 0:36:58The birthday boy is finally getting into the spirit of Ibiza -

0:36:58 > 0:37:01as the lads end their night at 5am.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09I want my mum!

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Benjani, woah!

0:37:15 > 0:37:19MUSIC: "Hello Mother, Hello Father"

0:37:21 > 0:37:24After a heavy night celebrating his 19th,

0:37:24 > 0:37:26Ollie and the boys are struggling to stir.

0:37:26 > 0:37:31Ollie's first trip overseas and first time away from his parents

0:37:31 > 0:37:33is giving him time to reflect about his future.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37- Get up!- My birthday was the best night I've ever had ever.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40Knowing I don't have to go home and have my mum going, "You're a state."

0:37:40 > 0:37:46I've always wanted to go backpacking in Canada, Australia.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49Coming here's made me more interested in travelling.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51On the other side of the island,

0:37:51 > 0:37:54the parents are yet to witness yesterday's antics.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57I'm looking forward to seeing what he got up to on his 19th,

0:37:57 > 0:37:59but there is a bit of dreading it.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01I want my son to have a good time.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04Your 19th birthday don't come round every day.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07I don't want to see him get too drunk that he's fallen over.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09I don't want to see him being sick.

0:38:09 > 0:38:13I'm actually relieved to see that she's still safe

0:38:13 > 0:38:17and she's unharmed and still enjoying herself,

0:38:17 > 0:38:19so I like seeing her.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23- I don't. It's cringe-vision. - Your cringe-vision.

0:38:23 > 0:38:24It's cringe-vision.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29It's an absolute tip.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32Oh, my God! Look how dirty it is.

0:38:32 > 0:38:37But, like, the dirtiness, it's for the maid, isn't it?

0:38:37 > 0:38:40Is that what she just said? "The dirtiness is for the maid"?

0:38:40 > 0:38:42How cheeky is that!

0:38:42 > 0:38:46Urgh! I wouldn't have my house like this, I'd have a cleaner.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49- This is her mentality. - She is messy. She's very messy.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52"I'll mess it up but somebody will walk behind and clean up."

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Right.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00He's just thrown up, hasn't he?

0:39:00 > 0:39:03No. He just chucked up.

0:39:05 > 0:39:09- Oh, Ollie!- What are you like?

0:39:09 > 0:39:12It's the only thing that makes me sick, that.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14I want to pull. I want to go home. I don't want to go home.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17How can you go out covered in sick?

0:39:17 > 0:39:19HE RETCHES

0:39:19 > 0:39:24I can't see a problem with that. What would you rather he'd be?

0:39:24 > 0:39:28- Lying in the gutter unconscious?- You don't do that out in public, do you?

0:39:32 > 0:39:36- She's checking his tonsils out.- It's quite uncomfortable to watch it.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41It definitely is easier for me to see Oliver performing as he was

0:39:41 > 0:39:43with the girls than it is for his mother.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46Probably because I'm a male!

0:39:46 > 0:39:49She sees us two doing it and she thinks, "I don't have to do it."

0:39:49 > 0:39:52She's in a hotel knowing full well they have maids

0:39:52 > 0:39:56and they're paid to clean, so she was just expecting them to go and do it.

0:39:56 > 0:40:00Uh-uh! Who do you think you are? Clean your own crap up!

0:40:01 > 0:40:04So far, dad Gerry is unimpressed

0:40:04 > 0:40:06with Shannon's lack of responsibility.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Can I take my travel pills with alcohol?

0:40:09 > 0:40:13You just have to read what it says on the box and check it's all right.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15I haven't got the box with me!

0:40:15 > 0:40:18Shannon is keen to go on a booze cruise,

0:40:18 > 0:40:20even though she suffers from seasickness.

0:40:20 > 0:40:25The thing is though, if I do feel sick, it's like four hours, isn't it?

0:40:25 > 0:40:28So we can't even turn around and, like, get off.

0:40:28 > 0:40:32The thought of throwing up on a boat doesn't deter her,

0:40:32 > 0:40:34so they head off to the harbour.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38As per usual, Shannon's putting her faithful friend Jayne

0:40:38 > 0:40:42in charge of her budget for the day.

0:40:42 > 0:40:46I should have taken some travel pills because I feel sick already.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Wooh! My stomach...

0:40:52 > 0:40:55My stomach is turning like mad.

0:40:55 > 0:41:01The party boat is in full swing, but not everyone is in the mood.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03It's rocking like mad. Woah!

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Where's the toilets?

0:41:10 > 0:41:13I ain't travel sick and I took my tablets

0:41:13 > 0:41:16so I don't see why... She should've took her tablets.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19I've been sick quite a few times already.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31I promised myself I was going to look after her.

0:41:31 > 0:41:35I'm on this booze cruise on my own, sat here with no friends.

0:41:35 > 0:41:36No-one's here!

0:41:41 > 0:41:44I just hope I haven't spoiled it for everyone else.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47I know that I probably have,

0:41:47 > 0:41:50but I can't help it if I get seasick.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59The Portsmouth lads are feeling hungry,

0:41:59 > 0:42:01and Ollie's first time abroad has inspired him

0:42:01 > 0:42:03to give foreign food a go.

0:42:03 > 0:42:08- I've had some continental food. - Scotland, England...- Scotch eggs!

0:42:08 > 0:42:13- Curry, pizza... - French fries.- French fries!

0:42:14 > 0:42:17Being a virgin traveller himself,

0:42:17 > 0:42:21dad Harry is hoping Ollie is making the most of his experiences.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24I think it's important for people when they go abroad

0:42:24 > 0:42:28to embrace a culture because, if you try what they're eating,

0:42:28 > 0:42:32they'd appreciate it, rather than turning your nose up, walking away.

0:42:32 > 0:42:37- Spanish omelette?- Thank you. - You're welcome.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41I like omelette, and I like Spain!

0:42:43 > 0:42:48- It's not a reason to order Spanish omelette.- Of course it is.- It's not!

0:42:48 > 0:42:52- It's not!- Look at them!

0:42:52 > 0:42:55It's my fucking holiday, I can do what I like!

0:42:56 > 0:42:59It's the last night of the holiday

0:42:59 > 0:43:02and the girls want to make it one to remember.

0:43:06 > 0:43:10Oh yeah, I like it.

0:43:11 > 0:43:15The Portsmouth boys are already hitting the bars.

0:43:17 > 0:43:20After his success with the girls on his 19th,

0:43:20 > 0:43:25Ollie is now more man than munchkin, and there's no stopping him.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29- Everyone will agree - beautiful.- No!

0:43:32 > 0:43:36In the meantime, Shannon and the girls had to the strip.

0:43:40 > 0:43:42Little do they know,

0:43:42 > 0:43:46both sets of parents are about to gatecrash the party.

0:43:46 > 0:43:51Alcohol! Woooh!

0:43:52 > 0:43:58Jo and Gerry sneak a peak as the girls arrive first.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Here they are.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05I think she's a bit drunk!

0:44:06 > 0:44:11- She's choosing her tracks now, isn't she?- They're moving now.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Yeah, they're going out now.

0:44:17 > 0:44:21They're all out tonight, foursome, all having fun, yes.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24And she's not absolutely falling over drunk.

0:44:26 > 0:44:29As Ollie arrives with his new friends,

0:44:29 > 0:44:32it's time for Harry and Lynn to take a sneak peek.

0:44:39 > 0:44:44He's talking to some blonde girl. She looks a bit older than him.

0:44:47 > 0:44:50She's far too old for him.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53She's not his type, is she?

0:44:53 > 0:44:57Yeah, it will be interesting if he walks out with her.

0:44:57 > 0:44:59As Ollie hones his pulling skills,

0:44:59 > 0:45:05he's completely unaware that his parents are hiding only yards away.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07- This is Ellis.- Hello!

0:45:07 > 0:45:09I don't think she was interested!

0:45:09 > 0:45:13- Far too old for him.- Eden! Let's go!

0:45:15 > 0:45:19The lads want to end the holiday at one of the island's

0:45:19 > 0:45:24more expensive venues, at the cost of 50 euros each.

0:45:24 > 0:45:27- Ollie, are you paying for her to get in?- Yeah, I'm paying.

0:45:27 > 0:45:30- That's ridiculous.- No, it's not. - It is.- It's not.- It is.

0:45:30 > 0:45:34- She's beautiful. You know I'll pay for you.- Listen, I'll go home.

0:45:34 > 0:45:37You don't want to go home now, I know you don't.

0:45:37 > 0:45:38But I will, it's fine.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40I like her, but not 50 euros' worth!

0:46:01 > 0:46:04Ollie's luck is well and truly in,

0:46:04 > 0:46:07and he's decided to abandon his mates and head back to his hotel.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10Where is he, where's Ollie?

0:46:10 > 0:46:13- We don't know. - Do we actually know where he is?

0:46:13 > 0:46:15The probability, he's gone back.

0:46:15 > 0:46:17KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:46:17 > 0:46:21Ollie? Ollie? Ollie? Ollie?

0:46:23 > 0:46:27- You OK?- Yeah, I'm all right. - We've got to come in.- Why?

0:46:27 > 0:46:31- Because Joe is coming to sleep and we're having a sleepover.- I'm naked.

0:46:33 > 0:46:37While the boys hit the sack, the girls hit the booze.

0:47:00 > 0:47:04# Five till six in the morning, six in the morning! #

0:47:04 > 0:47:05I want to sit down.

0:47:09 > 0:47:10I'm drunk!

0:47:14 > 0:47:18There's no point going to sleep. I've got one more day left.

0:47:18 > 0:47:21I'm just going to party hard.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25BANGING AND CRASHING

0:47:25 > 0:47:26Shannon!

0:47:26 > 0:47:28LAUGHTER

0:47:30 > 0:47:33They're just, like, walking into walls, and getting into bins.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35They're not safe on these streets.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37It's just your safety. I don't find it funny.

0:47:37 > 0:47:40What if you cracked your head open?

0:47:40 > 0:47:43I know. I'm just really drunk!

0:47:47 > 0:47:48I suppose if you get a bang on the head

0:47:48 > 0:47:53then you need to get it checked out, and I've hurt myself but I feel fine.

0:48:01 > 0:48:06After Joe sacrificed his hotel room for Ollie last night,

0:48:06 > 0:48:08mummy's munchkin is feeling rather smug.

0:48:08 > 0:48:11I took her back here and we played Cluedo for an hour.

0:48:11 > 0:48:14What do you think happened?!

0:48:14 > 0:48:17I'm a 19-year-old lad now.

0:48:17 > 0:48:22It's what most single 19-year-old lads would do on holiday, right?

0:48:22 > 0:48:25I glanced across and just saw your knob cos you were naked!

0:48:25 > 0:48:27You went apeshit at me!

0:48:32 > 0:48:35Ollie's first time abroad away from mum and dad

0:48:35 > 0:48:39has given him time to reflect on his future.

0:48:39 > 0:48:44In the next five or 10 years or so, I want to start coaching sport,

0:48:44 > 0:48:50football mainly, with, like, kids, disabled children.

0:48:50 > 0:48:53I'd like to move away from Portsmouth,

0:48:53 > 0:48:57maybe even another country. I don't want to live there my whole life.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04It's the parents' last chance to catch up

0:49:04 > 0:49:06on the events of the previous night.

0:49:07 > 0:49:11- That's the girl from last night, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:49:13 > 0:49:15He's got her a cab.

0:49:15 > 0:49:17Is he getting in with her?

0:49:17 > 0:49:19Yeah, course he is.

0:49:19 > 0:49:20Ollie?

0:49:20 > 0:49:21KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:49:21 > 0:49:23Ollie? Ollie?

0:49:25 > 0:49:26Yeah, I'm all right.

0:49:27 > 0:49:28I'm naked.

0:49:32 > 0:49:35- You haven't said anything.- No.

0:49:35 > 0:49:36Are you shocked?

0:49:36 > 0:49:38No, I'm not shocked,

0:49:38 > 0:49:41I just don't know whether I wanted to watch that so...

0:49:41 > 0:49:43Everyone's doing that on holiday.

0:49:43 > 0:49:46Yeah, I know, I'm just not comfortable watching it so...

0:49:49 > 0:49:51She's drunk.

0:49:51 > 0:49:52I want to sit down.

0:49:55 > 0:49:56She looks homeless!

0:49:58 > 0:49:59BANGING AND CRASHING

0:49:59 > 0:50:01LAUGHTER

0:50:02 > 0:50:05Ridiculous! What an idiot.

0:50:05 > 0:50:07I suppose if you get a bang on the head

0:50:07 > 0:50:09then you need to get it checked out,

0:50:09 > 0:50:12and I've hurt myself, but I feel fine.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14- It's something the dog would do, isn't it?- Yeah!

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Run into something and just bounce off it. Why?!

0:50:17 > 0:50:18There's no reason for it.

0:50:18 > 0:50:22Stuff that she's getting up to now, she knows she can't do at home.

0:50:22 > 0:50:26She may have gone a step too far in some cases, like banging her head.

0:50:26 > 0:50:32Seeing Oliver enjoying himself last night, and ending up with a girl,

0:50:32 > 0:50:37he's doing what comes natural, and I was quite pleased for him.

0:50:37 > 0:50:39I thought he'd go after the blonde girl.

0:50:40 > 0:50:44I wouldn't have thought it was his type, quite false.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53As the holiday draws to a close,

0:50:53 > 0:50:55Shannon contemplates the events

0:50:55 > 0:50:58of her first trip away from her mum and dad.

0:50:58 > 0:51:00It's good that I've been drunk, like,

0:51:00 > 0:51:04not remembered what I've done and I've managed to get home safe

0:51:04 > 0:51:07and we've all looked after each other, so that's a good thing.

0:51:07 > 0:51:13Big plan for my future would be to move to London on my own.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15I think I'd give it another year.

0:51:15 > 0:51:17Shannon's going out in the big world.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19Jayne's still watching her bag, her money.

0:51:19 > 0:51:21What's she going to be like when Jayne's not there?

0:51:21 > 0:51:23When it's come to money,

0:51:23 > 0:51:27I don't think I'd be able to handle bills and stuff.

0:51:27 > 0:51:31I'd just be on the phone, ringing my mum, like, "What's this and that?"

0:51:31 > 0:51:34I've learned from this week away, being without my mum and dad

0:51:34 > 0:51:36that I'm not ready yet to move out.

0:51:36 > 0:51:39I don't think I could... I've not got the responsibility.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48The time has finally come

0:51:48 > 0:51:53for Gerry and Jo to reveal themselves to Shannon.

0:51:53 > 0:51:56- I might have a carbonara.- I've not even had breakfast or dinner, me.

0:51:56 > 0:51:59It's about time she knew we were here, don't you think?

0:51:59 > 0:52:01It's about time we let the secret out.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03Things will start whirling through her head,

0:52:03 > 0:52:06"What have I done wrong? What have they seen?"

0:52:06 > 0:52:09I just want you to open it for me.

0:52:09 > 0:52:13It's the start of the girls' last blow-out night in Ibiza,

0:52:13 > 0:52:18but Shannon is totally unaware that Mum and Dad are rapidly approaching.

0:52:18 > 0:52:20It's disappointing we drank so much

0:52:20 > 0:52:23and we can't actually remember our night,

0:52:23 > 0:52:25but we know we've had a good night.

0:52:25 > 0:52:29We've had a rocky week, but it's been good. I've even got loads of money

0:52:29 > 0:52:33left and everything. Tomorrow, I'm going to go shopping.

0:52:36 > 0:52:38- All right?- All right, Shannon?

0:52:38 > 0:52:40What's with your concerned face?

0:52:40 > 0:52:42DAD LAUGHS MIRTHLESSLY

0:52:42 > 0:52:43I'm not liking this.

0:52:43 > 0:52:47The alcohol took over me. I'm sorry.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50Picking the drinks up after "Oh, my dad said I can't do it,

0:52:50 > 0:52:53- "but I can't see anything in it." - Did I say that?

0:52:53 > 0:52:55- Yes.- Oh!

0:52:55 > 0:52:58You left your drink and went back to it.

0:52:58 > 0:53:01I've told you before if you leave it, walk away. Get another one.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04I've told you 100 times, haven't I?

0:53:04 > 0:53:06That's the one thing that really got to me.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09I am quite disappointed in myself that I'd actually pick it back up.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11- After not knowing what was in it. - Yeah.

0:53:17 > 0:53:20The girls become emotional and concerned

0:53:20 > 0:53:21about dad Gerry's reaction.

0:53:21 > 0:53:25- Can I have a hug now?- No, not on TV. Dad this is horrible!

0:53:25 > 0:53:27SHE CRIES

0:53:27 > 0:53:30Hey, listen. Come here, come here.

0:53:30 > 0:53:33Unplug, unplug.

0:53:33 > 0:53:38Filming ceases as the family refuses to continue with the programme.

0:53:39 > 0:53:44At the other end of town, Ollie and the boys are preparing

0:53:44 > 0:53:46for their final night of partying in Ibiza

0:53:46 > 0:53:49with pre-drinks in the hotel bar.

0:53:49 > 0:53:51The girls are amazing.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54They just walk round with their tits out.

0:53:54 > 0:53:59What Ollie doesn't know is that Mum and Dad are coming to find him.

0:53:59 > 0:54:02- I am quite nervous, yeah. Are you?- Yeah.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05I'd say, with women, Ollie's the clear winner.

0:54:05 > 0:54:06He's the only one who got a bang

0:54:06 > 0:54:10- and she was quite good-looking, to be fair.- She was very fit.

0:54:13 > 0:54:16- Oh, God!- You're nicked!

0:54:16 > 0:54:18You're a liar.

0:54:18 > 0:54:22"Oh, I haven't got my passport!" Liar!

0:54:22 > 0:54:25I got my passport an hour before you left.

0:54:25 > 0:54:29- We've been watching you all week. - Have you been following us?

0:54:29 > 0:54:32We were at the Slingshot, about 50 feet away from you.

0:54:32 > 0:54:34- Did you actually?- Yeah.- Wow.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37We do have an issue with your drinking, your being sick.

0:54:37 > 0:54:40I'm not like this normally, am I? None of us are like this normally.

0:54:40 > 0:54:44- I've never seen you like that at home.- It's cos we're here.

0:54:44 > 0:54:47At the end of the day, I did think you looked good in a skirt.

0:54:47 > 0:54:50ALL: Ah!

0:54:52 > 0:54:55They clearly think I've drunk too much, but I thought

0:54:55 > 0:54:58I was doing the normal amount for someone my age on holiday.

0:54:58 > 0:55:02To hear that my mum approved of the whole week,

0:55:02 > 0:55:04that means quite a lot.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06It shows she trusts me a bit more.

0:55:07 > 0:55:12After surprising Ollie, Harry and Lynn finally get a chance to chat

0:55:12 > 0:55:16with him alone and compare their first experiences of being abroad.

0:55:16 > 0:55:17I want to travel more.

0:55:17 > 0:55:22We're already talking about going, you know, across the Atlantic.

0:55:22 > 0:55:26Do you wish you'd went travelling more when you were younger?

0:55:26 > 0:55:29We had a young family.

0:55:29 > 0:55:33We're not bemoaning that. I chose that route.

0:55:33 > 0:55:35- You're here now.- I'm here now.

0:55:35 > 0:55:37I think we'd be quite proud of you

0:55:37 > 0:55:40if you wanted to travel more

0:55:40 > 0:55:42and see more places.

0:55:42 > 0:55:46Slightly more confident about going abroad now.

0:55:46 > 0:55:49I quite look forward to seeing you jet off,

0:55:49 > 0:55:52or coming with us when we jet off.

0:55:52 > 0:55:54The world's your oyster.

0:55:54 > 0:55:58'She's just always been trying to wrap my in cotton wool all my life.'

0:55:58 > 0:56:02I think my mum will see me more as an adult after this experience.

0:56:06 > 0:56:09Next time, it's sun...

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Sophie!

0:56:11 > 0:56:14- ..sex... - I think it's bloody disgusting.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16..and excess...

0:56:18 > 0:56:21..on the Greek island of Zante.

0:56:43 > 0:56:46Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd