0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08- Your first holiday with your mates. - Ooh, aah, Malia!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11- Where everyone's up for it... - I'm not missing home!
0:00:11 > 0:00:12..and anything goes.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Cheap booze...
0:00:16 > 0:00:19I am REALLY drunk.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Leave me alone.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21..dirty dancing...
0:00:24 > 0:00:26..and that all-important independence.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Ugghhh.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30..away from Mum and Dad.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I hope my mum just never watches.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Sorry, Dad!
0:00:34 > 0:00:39But what the teenagers don't know is that the parents are coming too.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40That's disgusting!
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Secretly watching...
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Can we have just five minutes?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47He's an absolute bloody disgrace.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50..sneakily spying...
0:00:50 > 0:00:51He's down...
0:00:51 > 0:00:54..and outrageously hiding.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Tricky. Tricky.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59All to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01It's the one thing we said we didn't want to see.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm shocked.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07He's dead.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Will the parents like what they see?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You've turned from a girl to a woman.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17..As the teenagers get the shock of their lives.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- What?!- Oh!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Oh, my God!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Why are you on my holiday?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Coming up,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28two very different teenagers are let loose...
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Ooh!
0:01:29 > 0:01:30..in Magaluf.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I am really drunk.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34THEY ARGUE
0:01:34 > 0:01:3818-year-old mummy's boy Ashley has one holiday goal...
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Sarah and Gabby.- Hello.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42..as he escapes his mollycoddling family.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I wonder if I even know Ashley.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47And 19-year-old exhibitionist Jemma
0:01:47 > 0:01:51makes the most of her last blowout before university...
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I'm not missing home!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57..away from laidback mum and step-dad Sean.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I'll listen to their opinion and I give them a voice,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- I'll listen to what they say. - They're not stupid!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04But when the parents go undercover...
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ugh, there's a condom under there.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08There's one in the bathroom as well.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11It's the one thing we said we didn't want to see, isn't it?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13..will it all be too much?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I just feel really emotional watching that.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20I never ever, ever want to see your boobs again.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Ugghh.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Meet 19-year-old party girl Jemma from Burnley.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39I'd describe meself as crazy, very outgoing, I love drinking.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Yeah, I love to party. I hate being bored.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I need to do something all the time.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'm the wild one in the group.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49When I'm out drinking, I just, I do loads of stupid things.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Jemma's about to go away
0:02:50 > 0:02:54on her first, and maybe last, holiday with her mates.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Basically, we're all going to university and getting jobs and
0:02:57 > 0:03:01in September we won't see each other, like, hardly ever and it's
0:03:01 > 0:03:04the last, like, shebang, basically,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07before we all separate our different ways.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Jemma thinks she's leaving behind mum Marie,
0:03:09 > 0:03:12who brought her up single-handedly from the age of two.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Don't do anything you wouldn't want your grandad to see.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Would you have been kissing boys?- No. - In clubs?- No.- Getting drunk?- No.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Yes, you would have.- No, I wouldn't. - Yes, you would have.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I give them a voice, I'll listen to what they say.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Instead of giving them strict orders I expect them to follow,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I listen to their opinion
0:03:30 > 0:03:33and why they think that rule shouldn't be in place.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36She keeps telling me to go to museums and relax on the beach
0:03:36 > 0:03:38but that's definitely not happening.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Er, I've told her I will be drinking and, if there's someone there
0:03:42 > 0:03:45that looks like Joey Essex, I will be having sex.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Three years ago, step-dad Sean joined the family
0:03:48 > 0:03:52and he's a little bit worried about Jemma going on holiday alone.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53You'll get deported.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57The biggest issue is sort of getting really silly,
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- sort of getting nude and...- Mm.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Which I, I... They're not stupid, are they?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06No, I don't think they are. No.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I hope.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Oh, my God.- Do you want to see my bikinis?- Yeah.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Joining Jemma on her first ever parent-free holiday are...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17This holiday, I just want to be a slut.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19..up-for-it Ellie...
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Got two boys, two girls, we'll be all right, won't we?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25..also up-for-it Candice...
0:04:25 > 0:04:28You know what I'm looking forward to? Going on the nudist beach.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Just imagine everyone, dicks out.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34..and up-for-absolutely-anything Liam.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Proper muscley.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Liam is a teen who likes to leave his mark.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Liam, he pooed in a taxi. Who poos in a taxi?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45We were at the taxi rank
0:04:45 > 0:04:47and they say it's going to be a certain price
0:04:47 > 0:04:49and he tried to charge us more
0:04:49 > 0:04:52so Liam decided to have a poo in the taxi to get him back.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57That's one of the things, isn't it, are we too relaxed?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00We just hope that's the right way to do it, really.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Time will tell.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08In Cardiff, 18-year-old Ashley is confident that he
0:05:08 > 0:05:12and his mates are going to make a big impact on their lads' holiday.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15By the end of the week, most people
0:05:15 > 0:05:19in Magaluf will know who we are,
0:05:19 > 0:05:23and if they don't, they should.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- What aren't you allowed to do? - Jump off a balcony.- Yeah.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32Wise words. But Ashley will have to survive without his doting mum Lisa.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Where's the bottoms, then?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39I'm an 18-year-old boy who relies on his mum for most things,
0:05:39 > 0:05:40to be honest.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I cut up his chicken until he was about 15.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45'But I mothered him terrible.'
0:05:45 > 0:05:49I was always too protective over him.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Ashley's mum and dad separated when he was 11.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Since then, he's hardly lifted a finger.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I done my bed myself yesterday. It took me, like, an hour to put
0:05:58 > 0:06:02the sheeting on. Don't underestimate that, it took a while.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04What don't I want?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Grandchildren.- Exactly.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Ashley has one priority on his holiday - girls.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11As many as possible.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16It might sound as bad as that but I want to lay as many as possible.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I don't pay attention to whether they're nice girls or not, as in
0:06:19 > 0:06:23their personalities, cos when I'm drunk it doesn't make a difference.
0:06:23 > 0:06:2612. Hopefully you don't use them all.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Cheers.- Oh, yeah, I've known him to go out six nights a week
0:06:30 > 0:06:33and have seven girls, it's nothing to him.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37'No respect for women whatsoever, Ashley, none at all.'
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Three, two...- Three, two, one, go.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Joining Ashley on his Magaluf mission are seven mates...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Spend a week not in my own hotel, on someone's tits,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50sipping er, shots, maybe.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53..including best friend and self-appointed ladies' man Kofi...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55It'll be good, we'll have a good time.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Waking up, it being sunny and going to bed
0:06:57 > 0:07:00when it's sunny as well, like seven in the morning.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02..and Dan, the wingman.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Told you.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Hello.- Hiya, how are you?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09All right.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13But there's another woman in Ashley's life, his aunt Jo,
0:07:13 > 0:07:14who helped bring him up.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Joanne's very close with Ashley.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19She was brought up in the same house for the first couple of years.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I've got no children, but I, I do think that the way Lisa
0:07:22 > 0:07:26parents Ash is not a way I'd parent my child. She's too soft with him.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29What would upset you most seeing Ashley do when he's away?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Taking a girl back to his room. - It's going to happen, isn't it?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- I hope not! - You need to close your eyes.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37You need to close your eyes and your ears.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You know, in my eyes, he doesn't do any wrong.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Due to her health, Mum Lisa is unable to fly,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45so she's sending Aunt Jo to keep watch.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48What I need you to do, Jo, is literally phone me every day.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52I need to know the rundown. I need to know from the moment he gets up
0:07:52 > 0:07:53to the moment he goes to bed.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Lisa, I can't do that much spying on him.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You'll have to.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- See you later.- Be careful.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05It's time for Jemma to get her first taste of freedom.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I'll make sure she does not get naked.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Time to break the rules!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well, Jemma, we'll see you soon.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Ash, I want a big kiss and that.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- In Cardiff, Ashley is also heading off.- Ash?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27My boy's going.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30There we are, I'm crying.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Seatbelts on, please, every one of you.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Both groups are heading to the holiday island of Majorca,
0:08:40 > 0:08:44known for its stunning beaches, amazing scenery and
0:08:44 > 0:08:47the no-holds-barred resort of Magaluf.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh, my God, let's get in our hotel.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12It's 4pm and Jemma and her friends have landed.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- We're here!- Oh, my God.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Are you having an orgasm over Magaluf?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Yeah.- Prove it, prove it, prove it!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Don't, my fanny's throbbing.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Eh, this is how you arrive in style.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Where's the room? Oh, it's here.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Oh, my God, you got three beds.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Yeah, that's the shag bed.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Is there no balcony? - No, that's for sex.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh, my God, true. Oh, what's in these rooms?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Shower and thing, do you reckon? A wardrobe.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Where's the shower, then?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Having scoped out their room, Jemma's got a plan.
0:09:44 > 0:09:464th July, beach party.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Mm-hm.- Celebrate on the beach.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51And within two hours of landing,
0:09:51 > 0:09:54they're heading in search of sunshine and strong drinks.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Six euros, Miss.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Is it strong?- It's like cheese!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11The group very quickly find their party mood.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23And then the Burnley posse really start to relax.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Liam's naked, and not for the last time.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44And Jemma's found a friend.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56But there's a problem.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Ah, ask her the question.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Jemma thinks Candice is moving in on her man.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Why are you trying to get with him now?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Why are you trying to get with him? - I'm not.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06< Who's your new friend, Jemma?
0:11:06 > 0:11:10My new friend... What's your name?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- You know my name. - No, he's called Ross.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17- Fuck off!- A row erupts. Liam's not happy about Candice's behaviour.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Stop being a drama queen.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21You're the one being a drama queen, right?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- You're the one getting with Jemma's boyfriend.- What the fuck?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Every boy Jemma goes up to, you try and get with him. Why?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30What the fuck are you talking about? I've not touched anyone.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Yeah, you did.- I touched one person, right, that's it.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I am not! I was only talking.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40And like most holiday rows, no-one is listening.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47It's like she wants to kiss people and I ain't saying a word
0:11:47 > 0:11:50and then as soon as I snog someone she's like, "I was meant to kiss him.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53"I'm storming off cos you're snogging him."
0:11:53 > 0:11:54What a start to the holiday.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58- It's all about boys to you. I didn't pull anyone.- I actually didn't.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01And I can't believe you accused me of trying to get with that guy
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- cos I didn't actually try and get with him.- OK, if you...
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Honestly, Jemma, I would not do that to you.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I just want to go home.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Stop it now.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13SHE SOBS
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Right, it's a boy that you're never going to see again.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Magaluf, Shagaluf, you're never going to see him again.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Stop it now!- They've only been in the country for five hours
0:12:24 > 0:12:27but have already got drunk, fallen out and made up.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Let's snog!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Midnight, and the Cardiff boys have arrived.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37THEY WHOOP
0:12:37 > 0:12:38- That's mine.- That's mine.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Ashley is sharing a room with Dan and best mate Kofi.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44This is our bathroom.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Oh, my days!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54It might be the early hours, but the lads are heading out
0:12:54 > 0:12:58and Ashley has a simple formula for the evening.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Get out, get drunk, get home with someone, not alone.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07In town, the boys start their night with syringes full of alcohol.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- Cheers.- Drinks downed, they turn their attention to the ladies.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Not subtly...
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Good arse, blonde girl.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21..but certainly persistently.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Yeah, where do you work?- Mambo's, just over there, darling.- Ah, yeah.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26She's nice.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Do you want your name on my ass?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- You're smiling, now you're smiling, now you're smiling.- Yeah!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35It's better than being at fucking home, I'll tell you that for free.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- You've got... I don't know these girls.- Hello.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Hello.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Gabby.- What's your names?- Sarah.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Sarah and...?- Gabby.- Gabby. Sarah and Gabby. BOTH:- Hello.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04But, yeah, I've enjoyed myself, I've had a good night.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I've got drunk but I haven't got a girl yet.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Give me, give me an hour.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Less than an hour later... - Where are you from, darling?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Cardiff. I've told you already. - Cardiff?- Yeah.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16All the hottest guys are from Cardiff.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Oh, they are? OK.- Honestly. - Where you at now?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22You've only known me for like, what is it, half an hour?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- About 45, that's enough. - 45 minutes?- Yeah.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28What do you think of me throughout that time?
0:14:28 > 0:14:33I think room 423 in Rosa Del Mar should be used.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35What are you on about?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36That's my room.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Staggeringly, Ashley's approach might just have worked.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44My name's Ashley, your name's...?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53It's the morning after the night before.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56I've come back with this girl
0:14:56 > 0:14:59and Dan was in here with Declan.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02I didn't know where fucking anyone was, to be quite honest.
0:15:02 > 0:15:09Dan kept trying to come in and the girl was, like, she wasn't game.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11It seems Ashley's direct approach with the ladies
0:15:11 > 0:15:13doesn't work after all.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Right on cue, the parents arrive.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Accompanying Ashley's aunt is Kofi's mum, Sasha.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I'm Jo, I'm Ashley's aunt. Nice to meet you.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- How are you doing? I'm Sean. - Hi, I'm Sasha, Kofi's mum.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42So how are you feeling, are you nervous?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I'm quite apprehensive, to be honest. What's she like, Jemma?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Is she a quiet girl normally, to your knowledge?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49No, not at all. No, she's quite...
0:15:49 > 0:15:51No, she's full of life, out there.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Party girl, definitely a party girl.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00So do you think there'll be anything that's going to shock you or...?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I'm hoping not because, at the same time,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05she's also quite sensible, usually.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Oh, really? Well it's not like Ash and Kofi then, is it?- No.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13The problem is, though, cos people think, like, you haven't slept,
0:16:13 > 0:16:16how can you do that? But you can go out, cos you're drinking
0:16:16 > 0:16:21so much Jagerbombs, vodka Red Bulls and everything's got energy drinks in
0:16:21 > 0:16:23and just got all this shit in,
0:16:23 > 0:16:25you can run off, basically, that.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29In fact, Ashley hasn't slept all night.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34I'm not fine right now cos I haven't had enough to drink,
0:16:34 > 0:16:38but I've had, like, three drinks and a Pot Noodle.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I need to get something down me, seriously.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Meanwhile, Jemma and her friends
0:16:50 > 0:16:52are lapping up the Magaluf lifestyle.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57We had Sex On The Beach at the beach party, more vodka, Jagerbombs,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I had about six Jagerbombs, getting them free.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02'Crazy!'
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Oh, my God, if I could live here I would, but I wouldn't survive.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I think I'm ready to be independent now
0:17:08 > 0:17:10cos I've come out on me own, with my friends,
0:17:10 > 0:17:14and my mum's not there, not here now and I'm managing.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16If I can manage in Magaluf, I can manage in Leeds.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Across town, the parents are about to view what their kids got up to
0:17:20 > 0:17:22on their first day in Magaluf.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26I'm hoping to see Jemma and her mates just letting their hair down
0:17:26 > 0:17:27and having a really good time.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30But be sensible about it.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33But Jo and Kofi's mum Sasha have differing opinions.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36I'm hoping their first night would be a quiet one.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39I think they went all-out on the first one.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Oh, no, don't say that, please!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Right, shall we pick these up and do this?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Oh, no!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54SCREAMING
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Oh, my God!
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Oh, no!
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Oh, dear.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Uh, oh! Ooh!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Take some control, Ellie.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I don't believe that.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- No.- Wow!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Mmm.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Mmm, Ellie.- That's interesting.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Well, she looked like she were enjoying herself.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Yeah, she was being a good girl. - Yeah.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23But it's not just Ellie who's been enjoying herself.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26He's good looking.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28At least he's good looking.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31It's my daughter, it's uncomfortable to see.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33You don't see it, but...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35And now for the argument.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38THEY ARGUE
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Oh, dear!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43You're just being a bitch!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Kind of leaves you a bit, mm, doesn't it?- Yeah.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47You're just like, "Oh, God."
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Just a shame that such a good day turned into that drama.- Yeah, it is.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- It's just silliness. - Yeah, just...- From alcohol.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55- Immature and silly, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Next to view are Jo and Sasha.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00You can press play, I'm not doing it.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Oh, my God! Syringes full of alcohol.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Watch Ashley, he'll probably get ten in. "I've had two!"
0:19:08 > 0:19:09I'll kill him.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Not another one?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- They're going to be wasted. - Oh, this could get messy.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26He's proper going in for the kill. Ash!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I can't believe this.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I really didn't... Oh.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34You know what's going to happen, don't you?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Oh, I swear... - They might be going for a kebab.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38That's lads being lads.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40They can't take girls back on the first night.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Unfortunately for Jo, Ashley's not done yet.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I don't know if I want to see this playing.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49You've only known me for like, what is it, half an hour?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- About 45, that's enough. - 45 minutes?- Yeah.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54What do you think of me throughout that time?
0:19:54 > 0:19:59I think room 423 in Rosa Del Mar should be used.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00SHE GASPS
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- What are you on about? - That's my room.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Where's that? - What are they saying?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07She's going back with him, isn't she?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09She came across all reserved then.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- I thought she was going to try and make...- Oh, my God! Look at that.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- You're joking.- Did you see that? - Did he?- Do you reckon he did?
0:20:15 > 0:20:16He might not.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Did he even know her name? No, probably not.- I don't know.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I don't think there's any great surprises there, that's for sure.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I think they're lads being lads and you could have seen...
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Drinking that much, though? - Yeah.- It's normal, is it?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- I think in Magaluf...- Yeah. - Mmm, I suppose.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I just feel really emotional watching that.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36I didn't... It's kind of made me
0:20:36 > 0:20:40realise that he's actually a man now.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43He took a girl home. I mean, I think that's actually shocked me.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46It wasn't... At the time I thought it was quite funny,
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I was shocked, but afterwards,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I've kind of sat here and I've gone, "Oh."
0:20:51 > 0:20:54'Seeing Ashley in action just now, I didn't like it.'
0:20:54 > 0:20:57It's just realisation for me that he's actually not
0:20:57 > 0:20:59a little baby any more, he's not my, you know,
0:20:59 > 0:21:03my little boy that I think he is. He's my grown-up nephew.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11A sweltering afternoon and a lad's holiday rite of passage -
0:21:11 > 0:21:14the scary, high-adrenaline funfair ride.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Ashley is terrified of heights.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26But there's something else he should be worried about.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Jo and Sasha have come to check up on them.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I'm scared they're going to see us, but you have to do it
0:21:31 > 0:21:34cos otherwise we wouldn't get a good view of them.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37With the ladies peeking from the balcony above,
0:21:37 > 0:21:39the boys prepare to test themselves.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Oh, my God, they're right there.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Right there!- I'm not first.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- You're not first?- I'm not going on. - You're only at the top for a second.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49It's too fucking long.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51If Ashley gets on this,
0:21:51 > 0:21:53I will actually give him a tenner when I get home.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I'm scared of heights.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00Despite pressure from his mates, Ashley's still just spectating
0:22:00 > 0:22:03and Jo and Sasha attempt to get a better vantage point.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Put your hands in the air.- OK.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I bet you Ashley don't get on it.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Oh, my God!
0:22:14 > 0:22:15SCREAMING
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Oh, my God!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- That, classic! - I can't think of anything worse.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Yeah, you, you can get peer pressured on holiday, I suppose.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35In situations like that when you don't want to do stuff,
0:22:35 > 0:22:39but it's never really so bad that you get forced to do anything.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40When you're with your mates,
0:22:40 > 0:22:43they think they know how far you can be pushed.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I'm really glad he chickened out.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47It's kind of given me a bit of faith in him
0:22:47 > 0:22:50and he's just, he's his own person then
0:22:50 > 0:22:53because he didn't follow suit and he didn't do it cos Kofi did it.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58The sun goes down over Magaluf and the strip starts up.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Ellie! Ellie! Ellie!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04For Jemma, Liam and the gang, there's booze...
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Jemma!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09..laughing gas, considered dangerous by some...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Fuck off!- Go away.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12..and boys.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16I'm just fed up now. Relationships and boys, I can't be bothered.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18I'm not missing my home.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I hate boys. I'm going to start playing them at their own game!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Give us a kiss and I'll tell you who's gay.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Come on, then.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32I'll go and sleep with their best friend and see how they like it.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Yeah.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'm not missing home.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Good evening, girls.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42The Cardiff lads are out with only one target in mind.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Swedish girls...
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I grew up around women my whole life.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I learnt a lot, what women liked
0:23:54 > 0:23:56and what women don't like and what to say and what not to say
0:23:56 > 0:24:00and things like that. Picked up that from my family, pretty much.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Not going to lie to a girl and tell her I want to be with her
0:24:03 > 0:24:06if I don't. I'm not like that. I wouldn't do that.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15One nil. One nil. One nil.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Across town, Jemma and her friends are about to sample
0:24:22 > 0:24:24the various excesses of Magaluf's nightlife.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Hold on now.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Jemma, you kneed me, you bit me in the head.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39But even this isn't lively enough for Jemma.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Last night was fucking mental.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Tonight...
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Tonight's been fairly boring, like nothing's happened that crazy,
0:24:49 > 0:24:51which is usually what happens with us.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56A quiet night might be advisable
0:24:56 > 0:25:00as Mum and step-dad Sean arrive to watch Jemma.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03It feels sneaky.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- Shake it!- You're so hot.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09I want to be you.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Jemma and her friends have decided to mount the podium.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20You're fucking gorgeous, honestly.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23That's not Liam on the podium up there, is it?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Up on top.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Yes, it's Liam and, yes, he's naked - again.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Off! Off! Off!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Unfortunately, the crowd want more.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Is that Jemma on the podium? - I think it might be.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40I think it is. It is! Can you see?
0:25:40 > 0:25:41- In the orange?- Yeah.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- She's no top on. - Yeah, she's no top on, no.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- Well, it's not nice to see, that's for sure.- No.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Off! Off!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I mean, to stand up there,
0:25:56 > 0:25:59being egged on by lads to take more off, that's just demeaning.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02There's no dignity involved in that, is there?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06- It's the one thing we said we didn't want to see, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Having seen more than enough, Marie and Sean leave.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15My tits are the smallest fucking tits going, so I'm even,
0:26:15 > 0:26:17when I'm pissed I just get them out
0:26:17 > 0:26:20and the next day I'll be like, "What the fuck have I done?"
0:26:20 > 0:26:22But when you're pissed,
0:26:22 > 0:26:24you're just like, "Whoo! Whoo!"
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Meanwhile, Ashley is feeling the pace.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32It's one of those nights where I've had no sleep,
0:26:32 > 0:26:35so I'll do whatever it takes to keep me awake and keep me at this,
0:26:35 > 0:26:37the same level I'm at right now.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49I'm really drunk, so I, I'd rather not...
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Nearly 48 hours without shut-eye is just too much.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Yeah? Yeah? You've got to chill out. You've got to chill out, yeah?
0:27:03 > 0:27:08Yeah? Don't move your hat. I'll stand here by myself, OK?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10HE SOBS
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Right, yeah? Yeah?
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Yo.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Ashley staggers on alone as Kofi finds company.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Follow Ashley. Follow Ashley.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33It's left to Dan to get a tired and emotional Ashley home safely.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36What I'm going to do, if Kofi's in the room now with a girl,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39we'll slap her with a pizza and beat him up.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41I'm fucking bollocksed. Oh.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Beat Kofi up first.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55But Kofi's not in the mood for being disturbed.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Ashley, please, please.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59All right, we'll sit and eat our pizza by here.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Sorry, but I've had to carry him home.
0:28:03 > 0:28:08Leaving Ashley in the corridor, Dan returns to join Kofi and his guest.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10KNOCKING
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Fucking shut up.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Three times!
0:28:13 > 0:28:15I'm fucking bollocksed, boys.
0:28:16 > 0:28:24Uugghhhhh.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38For the first time in my life, I can't remember anything.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40First time ever. You use the expression,
0:28:40 > 0:28:43"Oh, I can't remember nothing." I can't remember nothing!
0:28:43 > 0:28:46I woke up like, "What the fuck is this? What the fuck happened?"
0:28:46 > 0:28:51The last thing I remember is hugging Louis, crying,
0:28:51 > 0:28:52is the last thing I remember.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54And today is a special day.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56I feel like fucking shit.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58It's my birthday, though.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05I hate feeling hungover, but I'm glad I drank.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Jemma is also regretting the night before.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10SHE SPITS
0:29:18 > 0:29:21At their hotel, the parents are bracing themselves
0:29:21 > 0:29:23for their children's latest exploits.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27After last night, I've had time to calm down a little bit.
0:29:27 > 0:29:34I still feel the same, that I'm disappointed in what I saw.
0:29:34 > 0:29:35I'm not as angry now.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36Here we go.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42- Oh, my God!- Liam.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44- Oh, no!- Yeah. I said it was Liam, didn't I?- Yes.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47Oh, God.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52No wonder you were upset.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58- No wonder you feel like you do.- That is them two egging each other on.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00She has her hands on her boobs, though, did you see that?
0:30:00 > 0:30:04From what we could see from where we were, she were dancing
0:30:04 > 0:30:06and she didn't always have them covered up.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09- It's the fact that they've made themselves look cheap.- Yeah.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11- It's disappointing, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13- Let's carry on.- Let's carry on.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18My tits are the smallest fucking tits going
0:30:18 > 0:30:21so I'm even... When I'm pissed I just get them out
0:30:21 > 0:30:24and the next day, I'll be like, "What the fuck have I done?"
0:30:24 > 0:30:27But when you're pissed you're just like, "Whoa! Whoa!"
0:30:27 > 0:30:29- Oh, Jemma!- Oh, OK.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- That's what you're like. - She is going to be so embarrassed.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Mortified when she looks at that.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36She won't do it any more when she sees it.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38I really do hope she is.
0:30:38 > 0:30:39- SASHA:- She will, definitely.
0:30:39 > 0:30:44Didn't like seeing Jemma without her top on. Didn't like that at all.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Oh, do you know what? I don't even want to see it.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48See what the boys have been up to.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50It's one of those nights where I've had no sleep
0:30:50 > 0:30:54so I'll do whatever it takes to keep me awake and keep me at this,
0:30:54 > 0:30:55the same level I'm at right now.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02Yeah? You've gotta chill out, you've gotta chill out, yeah? Yeah?
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Why is he crying? Why is he crying?
0:31:06 > 0:31:07I can handle it, but...
0:31:07 > 0:31:11What's wrong with him? They haven't been taking anything, have they?
0:31:12 > 0:31:16'Oh, my God. Stop crying, love.'
0:31:16 > 0:31:19I've never seen Ashley cry for eight years, since my mum died.
0:31:19 > 0:31:24- To see him cry...- You've got to remember the tiredness, alcohol...
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Yeah, that is just that.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29The tiredness would have made me like that,
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- never mind drinking on top of it. - Just emotional.- Yeah.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Shall we watch the last one?
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Who's that? Ashley?
0:31:36 > 0:31:41I'm fucking bollocksed, boys. Uuughhh.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Oh, Ashley, look at the state of you.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45His mother's going to go mad.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47Oh, dear me.
0:31:47 > 0:31:51Uuuuggghhh.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Sounds like a motorbike.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55He is going to be so embarrassed.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Oh, my God!
0:31:57 > 0:31:58In a way it sounds funny
0:31:58 > 0:32:01but seeing Ashley drunk and lying on the floor and crying
0:32:01 > 0:32:05and upset, it kind of made me quite happy because in my little mind
0:32:05 > 0:32:09I think, "Well, if he doesn't like it he won't do it again."
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Hopefully he feels awful today, you know,
0:32:12 > 0:32:15or he's going to feel terrible when he wakes up.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Whereabouts?
0:32:23 > 0:32:26It's lunchtime and Jemma's off to a nearby hotel to get
0:32:26 > 0:32:28a vajazzle from a mobile service.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29- LIAM:- Hola!
0:32:31 > 0:32:33But for this procedure,
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Sean and Marie will be watching from the room next door.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39What do you want done?
0:32:39 > 0:32:40Something sweet and sexy.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45A vajazzle.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47- Move that down.- Ooh, not too far.
0:32:49 > 0:32:53I'm lying on a bed with my bits nearly out.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54Oh, dear.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00I can't believe she's in the next room having it done.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03I can't believe she's got everybody watching her having it done.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07- How long do they stay on for? - Depends how much you rub them, love.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11- Did you hear what she said about how often it gets...?- Yeah.- Rubbing.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19Don't have it where your knicker line is going to rub,
0:33:19 > 0:33:21have it under your knicker line or above it.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24- There's no point getting it if no-one can see it. LIAM:- True.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27- Thank God for that.- Good.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Liam, where are you getting yours?
0:33:29 > 0:33:30Round my crotch.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33- SEAN:- She is a regular sort of Barbie, ain't she?
0:33:33 > 0:33:37- We might need to shave something, then.- My God!
0:33:37 > 0:33:40I think we've seen more than enough of Liam's bits, let's just go now.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Yeah, sounds like a plan.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45As Liam gets his boy vajazzle,
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Sean and Marie decide to make a well-timed exit.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50I've got to be honest, I was a little bit nervous at first,
0:33:50 > 0:33:54until Jemma said, "Yeah, I'll have my vajazzle above my bikini line."
0:33:54 > 0:33:57- Yeah, that was a relief. - She's wanted one for ages.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00I'm glad she's done it, yeah, and it's really pretty.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05- Hi, Mum.- 'Happy Birthday.'
0:34:05 > 0:34:06Have you missed me?
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Not really, no.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11With Mum not around to help celebrate his birthday,
0:34:11 > 0:34:12Ashley's phoning home.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Have you met any girls or...?
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Have I met any girls? No, Magaluf's full of boys.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19It's been a weird one, it's just full of males.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22So you haven't met the love of your life over there
0:34:22 > 0:34:23or anything, have you?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25'And what are you not going to do, though?'
0:34:25 > 0:34:28'I'm not going to jump off a balcony.'
0:34:28 > 0:34:30- You're not going to jump off a balcony.- I promise.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33- Promise I won't jump off no balconies.- Promise. OK, then.
0:34:33 > 0:34:37It's always nice to know you've got someone there, as in a parent,
0:34:37 > 0:34:40so you know you've got someone to fall back on if worst comes to worst.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Well, I'm going to get a move on,
0:34:42 > 0:34:44I've got to get showered and start getting out.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46OK. Loves you.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Love you, bye.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52Speaking to Mum leaves Ashley in a reflective mood.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54I do take my mum for granted.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57I don't always show my appreciation for stuff she does.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01I obviously do appreciate everything she does for me.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Now for the truth from Aunt Jo.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07- 'Hello.'- Hello, how are you?
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Just spoke to my boy.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11- Oh, you've spoke to him, have you? - 'Yeah.'- Ah.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14And he's behaved himself, apparently.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16He's behaving himself? Oh, really?
0:35:16 > 0:35:18- Yeah.- Do you know what?
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Oh, my God, he's so lying to you.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Do you know last night, Lisa, he was
0:35:23 > 0:35:26so wasted he was crying his eyes out, going, "I can't cope with it."
0:35:26 > 0:35:28He can't handle his drink, Jo.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31'How has he been celebrating, though?'
0:35:31 > 0:35:34I'm not sure yet. I think he's just going to get absolutely wasted.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Yeah, that's the plan.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46And on the other side of town...
0:35:46 > 0:35:49I can't make big decisions whilst on an empty stomach.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52I'm going to have some food and hopefully that food gives me
0:35:52 > 0:35:56ideas of what to do tonight. Then I can make my decision.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Yeah.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00My mind's stuck in two places.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Part of me is saying, "Drink again," but part of me is saying,
0:36:03 > 0:36:05"No, wait till tomorrow, you'll be fresh."
0:36:05 > 0:36:09After days of drinking, Jemma's beginning to think
0:36:09 > 0:36:11that alcohol isn't always the way forward.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24That beer tasted like water, I couldn't handle it.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28With the drink not working, the Burnley gang head back to the hotel.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35- Everything's annoying tonight.- Mmm.
0:36:45 > 0:36:49- Where are we going? Where are we going?- Over here somewhere.- OK.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51With the Cardiff boys meeting and greeting,
0:36:51 > 0:36:55Jo and Sasha arrive to see first-hand what a night out entails.
0:36:55 > 0:37:01We're in the centre of Magaluf, right next to BCM
0:37:01 > 0:37:06in some random person's balcony, spying on the boys.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09We're going to be working for MI... MFI, no, MI5!
0:37:09 > 0:37:12I wouldn't mind working for MFI. Big discount, isn't it?
0:37:14 > 0:37:16- I can't believe I just said that. - I can.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Come here.
0:37:20 > 0:37:21Where are you, boys? Come on.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26There they are, there they are, there they are.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28By the bull thing.
0:37:28 > 0:37:33Yeah, I can see them. There's the birthday boy. That's definitely Ash.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36I remember my sister ironing that T-shirt.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41He's just in the queue for the bucking bronco, I can see him.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43You know who you look like? My friend's ex,
0:37:43 > 0:37:46you look identical to him, and he's good-looking.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50So you're calling your friend's ex good-looking, yeah?
0:37:50 > 0:37:51Girls, girls, girls!
0:37:51 > 0:37:54I think Ashley might have a thing for a blonde girl
0:37:54 > 0:37:56cos I've seen him chatting to this blonde girl twice.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Jump on. That way. At the front, at the front.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01If you don't stay on there, I'll be embarrassed.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Move round, I'm going to fall. I'll fall otherwise.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07Oh, my God, it looks so rude.
0:38:07 > 0:38:08Ooh, shit!
0:38:08 > 0:38:13Oh, my God! It proper looks like he's bending her over.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17It feels like we're fucking as well.
0:38:17 > 0:38:18- Argh!- Oh, Ashley, ah!
0:38:18 > 0:38:20He's literally on top of her.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22He's helping her up.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24He has got a bit of a gentleman in him.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27He won't say that later, mind, will he?
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Aah, it's my birthday boy.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Happy birthday, Ashley!
0:38:35 > 0:38:38- He didn't turn around. - Nobody turned around.
0:38:38 > 0:38:42Ashley has moved on from his bronco partner...
0:38:42 > 0:38:45- Where are you? - ..and is now trying to find a girl.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49- Who's that? - All right, well, text me
0:38:49 > 0:38:51when you've finished, I'll come and see you, yeah?
0:38:51 > 0:38:56When I'm drunk, like now, any girl is acceptable.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59I need cuddles, a glass of milk.
0:39:04 > 0:39:05What? You don't like Welsh boys?
0:39:05 > 0:39:09- Slut.- Tonight, Ashley's magic's not working.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26Nah, I'm going home now. I've had enough.
0:39:26 > 0:39:32It might be 6am, but Ashley can't help ringing one more girl.
0:39:32 > 0:39:33No answer.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52It's nearing the end of the holiday.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Ashley has spent the night alone.
0:39:54 > 0:39:59The way I am with girls is that, if I'm on a night out,
0:39:59 > 0:40:02it doesn't make a... I'm only out for one thing.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Yeah, it takes me a lot to like someone
0:40:06 > 0:40:09and it takes me a lot to want to settle down
0:40:09 > 0:40:11but you have to wait and see, see what happens.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14Still got a lot of party in me, yeah, another few years at least.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17Not planning having kids any time soon, to be honest,
0:40:17 > 0:40:19unless I've already got some.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Jemma is also reflecting on her future.
0:40:25 > 0:40:29It was a hard decision to make, going to university,
0:40:29 > 0:40:31because none of my friends are going to be there,
0:40:31 > 0:40:35but it's for my future, so it's something I have to do.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41This holiday is really like the last big thing before I move away
0:40:41 > 0:40:43so it's going to be sad.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Just, I don't know, I like drinking and partying,
0:40:47 > 0:40:51but I don't want to be a disappointment to my mum or anyone.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53I'm trying to, obviously I like to party and drink,
0:40:53 > 0:40:56but I'm trying to stay on the good side of life as well,
0:40:56 > 0:40:59going to university, cos I want to make my family happy and proud.
0:41:06 > 0:41:08But the holiday's never over
0:41:08 > 0:41:12until you sample the delights of the booze cruise.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16One, two, three.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18THEY SHOUT
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Down it! Down it!
0:41:23 > 0:41:27If you are a virgin on this boat, put your hands in the air right now.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31You are a lying fucking bitch, I can tell.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35- Oggy, oggy, oggy!- CROWD: Oi! Oi! Oi!
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Boys, I want you to run around the boat
0:41:38 > 0:41:41and slap your willy in all the girls' faces. Off you go.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50You are going to give your boys
0:41:50 > 0:41:54a ten-second love-bite on their selected body parts.
0:41:54 > 0:41:59Ten seconds, sucking that cock, starting from now.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02Go! Ten, nine, eight,
0:42:02 > 0:42:06seven, six, five, four...
0:42:08 > 0:42:12Your first sexual position on board booze cruise today is going to be
0:42:12 > 0:42:15a blow job, all right? So...
0:42:15 > 0:42:18This is one position Jemma refuses to get into.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Get ready to give them a little suck...
0:42:20 > 0:42:22CHEERING
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Ashley and his mates are relaxing outside,
0:42:31 > 0:42:34blissfully unaware that Jo and Sasha are donning disguises.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36- Let's go in. - Do a bit of snooping.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Do a bit of spying.
0:42:38 > 0:42:42They're off to have a good old nose in the boys' hotel room.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46I just want to know what, if he's used his condoms.
0:42:46 > 0:42:47Oh, I can't believe this.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51Sasha, there's a condom, a used one.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- Ew! Disgusting. - Ah.- Look at that one.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56There's another one right by my foot.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Oh, that's disgusting.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00- It's red.- I know. - What's that about?- Cherry.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02- And there.- Three.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05There's something on the floor very wet there as well, Sash.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08There's all wet marks and that don't look like water.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Ugh, there's a condom under there.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13- Ah, there's one in the bathroom as well, man.- Where?
0:43:13 > 0:43:15This is nasty.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Oh, there's one in the shower, Sash.
0:43:19 > 0:43:24That is disgusting. Ugh, ugh, look at that down there. Ooh.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Ew, there's all used toilet tissue.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Oh, and the toilet, have you seen the toilet?
0:43:28 > 0:43:30- No. No, I don't want to. I don't want to.- Urgh.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32There's condoms everywhere,
0:43:32 > 0:43:34how am I supposed to know how many he's used?
0:43:40 > 0:43:44Definitely girls been in that place, without a doubt.
0:43:44 > 0:43:48It was about a thousand times worse than Kofi's bedroom at home
0:43:48 > 0:43:50and Kofi's bedroom at home is disgusting.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59HE MOUTHS
0:43:59 > 0:44:00Midnight on the strip
0:44:00 > 0:44:04and the Welsh boys are looking for a holiday memento.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06I get one, then you get the other one.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Are we going to get it done, yeah? I'll go now. I'll leave now.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13Basically, Ashley's getting his tongue done.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16I might pretend to get my lip done, but I don't know yet.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Which way? Down there?
0:44:18 > 0:44:21Ashley is first up for his piercing.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23It hurts? No? No?
0:44:23 > 0:44:25That's the tweezers.
0:44:25 > 0:44:27OK, don't move, please.
0:44:34 > 0:44:38- Does it even hurt?- No. - OK, don't move.
0:44:41 > 0:44:42My eye.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Don't move.
0:44:45 > 0:44:50- Yeah, fine.- Was that nothing?
0:44:50 > 0:44:51This is your fault.
0:44:51 > 0:44:55And next in the firing line, a nervous Kofi.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00Relax. Relax.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02OK, it went straight through.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04- Fucking painful.- His was painful!
0:45:04 > 0:45:07I can't feel mine, so it's good at the moment.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10What the fuck have I had that done for?
0:45:10 > 0:45:12He'll be suffering more than me, don't worry about that.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15- I've got to go. I need a drink. - Your lip's going to go bang.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18- I need to neck a drink. - Doesn't it really hurt?
0:45:18 > 0:45:20It doesn't. It's just a little bit.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23- Bye-bye. - OK. Bye-bye.- Adios. Adios.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Fresh from her booze cruise,
0:45:27 > 0:45:29Jemma's back on the strip
0:45:29 > 0:45:31and travelling in style.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41Liam, as ever, reveals all..
0:45:43 > 0:45:45...and of course it ends in a row.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47This time over Jemma's missing money.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53- Jemma, what's wrong with you?- Nowt.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02Jemma seems confused about what actually happened.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21- No, you didn't.- Well, whatever. Go then.- You go.- Go!
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Oh, my God.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27Jemma's spent or lost her money
0:46:27 > 0:46:30and she's accusing people of lending it, borrowing it.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32- I'm not getting involved. - Blah, blah, blah.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35What way would Jemma go in her head?
0:46:35 > 0:46:37That way.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40Her friends are genuinely worried about where Jemma is.
0:46:40 > 0:46:42If she's not here, I'm going to proper panic.
0:46:42 > 0:46:43How will you know?
0:46:43 > 0:46:47If she's not here, I'm going to really, really, really panic.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50- LIAM:- Jemma!
0:46:51 > 0:46:55Getting no answer, they're let into her room.
0:46:55 > 0:46:56- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59Jemma? Jemma!
0:46:59 > 0:47:01Jemma is safe, asleep,
0:47:01 > 0:47:03End of the row.
0:47:13 > 0:47:14It's the final chance
0:47:14 > 0:47:18for the parents to see what the Magaluf holiday really means.
0:47:18 > 0:47:22We heard yesterday that Jemma was on a booze cruise.
0:47:22 > 0:47:26I reckon yesterday's antics would have been messy, I think.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Yeah. Anticipation.
0:47:30 > 0:47:34- This is what's going to happen... - Oh, dear!- They're naked.
0:47:34 > 0:47:38It's uncomfortable to see this cos we shouldn't be watching this.
0:47:38 > 0:47:42Your first sexual position on board booze cruise today
0:47:42 > 0:47:44is going to be a blow job, all right?
0:47:44 > 0:47:48Oh. She's not happy.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Get ready to give it a little suck, all right?
0:47:50 > 0:47:53You're all right, sweetheart, it's booze cruise.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56First number one, go on then. Then it's number two.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03They've got to win for this. That's disgusting, that is gross.
0:48:03 > 0:48:07Oh, she really don't want to, she's like, "No!"
0:48:07 > 0:48:09Stop the clock.
0:48:09 > 0:48:10That is awful.
0:48:11 > 0:48:15- Ew!- We knew that were going to happen.- Yeah.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17We know what happens, it's just uncomfortable to watch.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20I'm really pleased we weren't there
0:48:20 > 0:48:22cos there would have been a man overboard.
0:48:22 > 0:48:25Yeah. That boy would have been overboard.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27I hope the girls are good-looking.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30You would never have said that at the beginning of the week.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33- No.- Well, I've just come to realise that
0:48:33 > 0:48:35I have to accept that he's going to be with girls.
0:48:35 > 0:48:39- My mum's going to kill me as well. - Yeah, your mum is going to kill you.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42That's why they were saying we were going to kill them.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44How will he go for job interviews?
0:48:44 > 0:48:47You can't see it. Kofi got his done. Have you ever noticed?
0:48:47 > 0:48:50- Oh, you idiot.- SEAN:- Ooh!
0:48:50 > 0:48:53- Oh, my God!- MARIE: I can't watch.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56What the fuck have I had that done for?
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Yeah, exactly. See? Too late now, mate.
0:48:59 > 0:49:01I done it cos you told me, she asked me to,
0:49:01 > 0:49:04to be honest and because he nagged as well.
0:49:05 > 0:49:08- It's your fault.- "It's your fault"? Ashley sat there,
0:49:08 > 0:49:11has his tongue pierced and then says, "It's your fault."
0:49:11 > 0:49:13Ashley's quite a wuss, I thought,
0:49:13 > 0:49:16- but he clearly isn't.- No! I wouldn't have that done.- He is brave.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley, to be honest.
0:49:20 > 0:49:23- Who is he?- I don't know.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Next up, Jemma's mum Marie and step-dad Sean,
0:49:26 > 0:49:30who only joined the family three years ago.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33Before Sean, well, come into our family,
0:49:33 > 0:49:36we was, like, really separated and I didn't have...
0:49:36 > 0:49:39Well, in my eyes, I don't think I was that close to my mum.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Oh, my God, I'm going to cry.
0:49:41 > 0:49:44And like now, she's so much happier and we're so close
0:49:44 > 0:49:47and it's more relaxed being a family now and
0:49:47 > 0:49:50we do lots of stuff together and...
0:49:50 > 0:49:51- JO:- That's beautiful.
0:49:51 > 0:49:52It's much better.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55- There we are.- Yeah.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Obviously, I like to party and drink,
0:49:57 > 0:50:00but I'm trying to stay on the good side of life as well,
0:50:00 > 0:50:04going to university cos I want to make my family happy and proud.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06- Lovely.- Oh!
0:50:06 > 0:50:07Wow.
0:50:07 > 0:50:12It was really touching to hear what she said, that she missed us.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15She were looking forward to being home. Yeah.
0:50:15 > 0:50:19- She's still in trouble for getting me emotional.- Yeah.- Mmm.
0:50:23 > 0:50:26It's the end of a long and eventful week.
0:50:26 > 0:50:32We've had literally no time to eat. All we've been doing is drinking...
0:50:32 > 0:50:34and drinking, that's all we've been doing.
0:50:34 > 0:50:38Outside, Jo and Sasha are preparing to give the boys
0:50:38 > 0:50:41- the shock of their lives. - We're about to surprise them
0:50:41 > 0:50:44and I haven't got a clue what their reaction's going to be.
0:50:44 > 0:50:47'There's two things that have shocked me the most'
0:50:47 > 0:50:49about Ashley this week - one, his lack of respect
0:50:49 > 0:50:52for women and the way that he sleeps around, and his drinking.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55I didn't think he could drink the way that he does.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Fucking told you!
0:51:16 > 0:51:17Ah, you fuckers!
0:51:17 > 0:51:20Ashley, Kofi, honestly, we are not impressed.
0:51:20 > 0:51:23We've been watching you two all week, we have.
0:51:23 > 0:51:27I've seen you drinking, absolutely wasted, disgraceful, being sick.
0:51:27 > 0:51:30I've told your mother everything, she knows everything.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33Ashley, I've seen you lying in a corridor.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35'I was drunk, I was off my face.'
0:51:35 > 0:51:38Yeah, too drunk, love, there's a limit.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41That was the worst thing, the attitude to the women.
0:51:41 > 0:51:44That's the way we were feeling when we were drunk and I understand.
0:51:44 > 0:51:47- Well, don't get so drunk, then. - Fuck, I'm on holiday.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49There's been times, I'm not joking,
0:51:49 > 0:51:52it's a wonder you can't smell my breath, that's how close we've been.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55You don't even know we're there. I want to speak to you,
0:51:55 > 0:51:58- cos some of the things you did were wrong.- I know.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00- How many women have you slept with, Ash?- Two, one, none.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03You are so lying. 100, you probably mean.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06I would rather my mum turn up than you. You have more a go at me than she does.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09Yeah, but you listens to me, love, don't you?
0:52:09 > 0:52:10It's not you, I don't like it.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Don't drink that much if you're going to get nasty!
0:52:13 > 0:52:16I was off my face. I've never been that drunk in my life.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19And when you were crying, imagine how I felt watching,
0:52:19 > 0:52:20I was worried about you.
0:52:20 > 0:52:22- SASHA:- I was crying when you were bloody crying.
0:52:22 > 0:52:26When Jo walked in, I couldn't believe it. I was like...
0:52:26 > 0:52:32I just, I don't know, I didn't know what to say, I was like, "Ah, shit!"
0:52:32 > 0:52:37Now, Aunt Jo is keen to know what, if anything, her nephew's learned.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39I forgets you're this grown boy
0:52:39 > 0:52:41and you gets all the birds and goes out drinking.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43Maybe that's why I don't like it
0:52:43 > 0:52:46because, in my mind, you're not that person.
0:52:46 > 0:52:49I think it's good that you and my mum are going to see this
0:52:49 > 0:52:52because it's not necessarily that I've proved I'm more grown up
0:52:52 > 0:52:55but I can be independent, I can look after myself.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57I don't think you've proved at all you're grown up.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59No, I've acted childish...
0:52:59 > 0:53:01More childish than you probably would be.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03I've acted more childish on this holiday
0:53:03 > 0:53:06- than in the last three years of being home.- Exactly.
0:53:06 > 0:53:10From this experience, I think we'll be able to talk to each other
0:53:10 > 0:53:12easier, because now I know what he's really like.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15I've seen and heard things I probably should never have
0:53:15 > 0:53:19heard as an auntie, to be honest. He's got nothing to hide.
0:53:19 > 0:53:23- I'm not taking you to the pub. - Why?- Cos you're not drinking.
0:53:23 > 0:53:24Get a few shots in.
0:53:24 > 0:53:27- No chance.- No, I've had enough of them shots.- I'm detoxing you.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31It's the last supper for Jemma and the gang.
0:53:31 > 0:53:34- I can't believe you didn't eat anything.- I'm not hungry.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36Are you having a main?
0:53:36 > 0:53:39No, the smell makes me sick.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42To add to Jemma's nausea, Mum and Sean are taking up position
0:53:42 > 0:53:44to surprise her
0:53:44 > 0:53:47and Marie has mixed emotions.
0:53:47 > 0:53:48'I'm quite excited about it.'
0:53:48 > 0:53:52Jemma has surprised me in a positive way this week. She's matured.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55We're going to have stern words with her with what we've seen,
0:53:55 > 0:53:59but I'm really looking forward to seeing her again.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01I'm so ready for my curry.
0:54:17 > 0:54:20Hello, Madam. We've been watching you all week.
0:54:20 > 0:54:22What did we ask you not to do?
0:54:27 > 0:54:29We saw your booze cruise yesterday.
0:54:30 > 0:54:34- Oh, yeah! - ELLIE: Learned that from me.
0:54:34 > 0:54:37I never ever, ever want to see your boobs again
0:54:37 > 0:54:41or see some bloke's dick that far from your face.
0:54:45 > 0:54:49- CANDICE: Have you been anywhere else where we've been?- The podium.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52- You was there? Where were you? - We were stood there watching.
0:54:52 > 0:54:54- LIAM:- Oh, my God!
0:54:54 > 0:54:57I've got to admit, Jem, that really upset me, did that one.
0:54:57 > 0:55:00- Where were they? Oh, my God! - I was absolutely off my face.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02I was on shot after shot of cocktail.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05Well, I hope there's a lesson learnt there.
0:55:05 > 0:55:06What have you got to say for yourself?
0:55:06 > 0:55:10Are you really mad? Really?
0:55:10 > 0:55:14- What have you got to say for yourself?- Sorry.
0:55:14 > 0:55:15But on the other hand,
0:55:15 > 0:55:18it's been brilliant watching your week, it really has.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21No, you are a star daughter, I promise you, give us an hug.
0:55:21 > 0:55:24I promise you, you are.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26ELLIE: You're making me cry.
0:55:29 > 0:55:32We're really, really, really proud of you, all right?
0:55:32 > 0:55:35You're making me cry.
0:55:35 > 0:55:37It's so weird cos it was so unexpected.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40We've been walking round and doing whatever we want to do
0:55:40 > 0:55:43and then, all the time, my mum's been, like, not far away,
0:55:43 > 0:55:45watching everything I've done.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56The next day, the family meet up.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Do you think you've learnt anything about yourself here?
0:55:59 > 0:56:02Yeah, I'm not actually a big drinker.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04Good, good, yeah.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06I think the main thing we've learnt is that, you know,
0:56:06 > 0:56:09I've always thought that I know you pretty well
0:56:09 > 0:56:11and it's just confirmed it, basically.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14Watching you on holiday has taught me that you are a lot
0:56:14 > 0:56:17more mature than I thought you were, you know.
0:56:17 > 0:56:21And you mean the world to us, you know you do, any road, don't you?
0:56:21 > 0:56:25I don't think we need to tell you. You know that yourself, don't you?
0:56:25 > 0:56:27If I was to have a biological daughter,
0:56:27 > 0:56:29I would want her to be just like you.
0:56:29 > 0:56:31I'm always crying.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36Because you have been an absolute star.
0:56:36 > 0:56:37You have.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48Coming up next time, it's female fun...
0:56:48 > 0:56:50Do you know where your hotel is? Is it far?
0:56:50 > 0:56:51..fallouts...
0:56:51 > 0:56:53It isn't your fault, though.
0:56:53 > 0:56:54..and more fallouts...
0:56:54 > 0:56:56Leave me alone.
0:56:56 > 0:56:57..in Malia.
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