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0:00:02 > 0:00:04The freedom of your first-ever holiday with your mates...

0:00:04 > 0:00:06ALL CHANT: Ooh, ah, Malia!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08..where everyone's up for it...

0:00:08 > 0:00:11This programme contains strong language.

0:00:11 > 0:00:12..and anything goes.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Cheap booze...

0:00:16 > 0:00:18And I'm REALLY drunk!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20HE VOMITS Leave me alone.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21..dirty dancing...

0:00:23 > 0:00:26..and that all-important independence...

0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE MOANS

0:00:28 > 0:00:30..away from Mum and Dad.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32I hope my mum does never watch this.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Sorry, Dad!

0:00:34 > 0:00:39But what the teenagers don't know is that the parents are coming too.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40That's disgusting!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42THEY GASP

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Secretly watching...

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Can we have just five minutes?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47He's an absolute bloody disgrace, he is.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48..sneakily spying...

0:00:50 > 0:00:51There's Dan!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54..and outrageously hiding...

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Tricky, tricky...

0:00:55 > 0:00:59..all to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01It's the one thing that we said we didn't want to see.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm shocked.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- SHE SOBS - He's dead.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08THEY SCREAM

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Will the parents like what they see...

0:01:11 > 0:01:13You've turned from a girl to a woman.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17..as the teenagers get the shock of their lives?

0:01:17 > 0:01:18What?!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Oh!- Oh, my God.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Why are you on my holiday? - HE LAUGHS

0:01:24 > 0:01:25HE GROANS

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Coming up...

0:01:26 > 0:01:30it's sun, sex and serious drinking in Malia...

0:01:30 > 0:01:33ALL CHANT: Ooh, ah, Malia, say, oh, ah, Malia!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Put the Pot Noodle stash down here...

0:01:35 > 0:01:39..as fitness fanatic Dale leaves his trusting single mum behind...

0:01:39 > 0:01:41THEY CHEER

0:01:41 > 0:01:44I don't want to see him absolutely steaming.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I can't see it myself. I can't see him doing it.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50..for an irresponsible week in the sun.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51I'm the lightweight...

0:01:52 > 0:01:54..and who's still going?

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Leave me alone!

0:01:58 > 0:02:03And 18-year-old Tom escapes life with his mollycoddling parents...

0:02:03 > 0:02:05I pick his clothes up off the floor,

0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'll hang his clothes up, I'll do his washing, I do his ironing...

0:02:08 > 0:02:11..for an explosive week with his oldest...

0:02:11 > 0:02:14and newest friends.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16An argument this big has happened on the first night.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18It isn't your fault though.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20But will the parents like what they see...

0:02:22 > 0:02:24..when they secretly watch their kids...

0:02:24 > 0:02:26He's dead.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29..and give Dale and Tom the shock of their lives.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Why are you on my holiday?! HE LAUGHS

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Fashion-conscious 18-year-old Tom

0:02:41 > 0:02:45is looking forward to a week away on his first ever lads' holiday,

0:02:45 > 0:02:48providing a break from his traditional home life.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50'I want to go on holiday for the independence,'

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I don't want to be sober at all, not even in me sleep.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54I want to wake up drunk!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56He lives near Stoke in the Cheshire countryside

0:02:56 > 0:02:58with mum and dad, Pam and Alan.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01The thing that worries me the most probably about Tom going away

0:03:01 > 0:03:04is maybe just having too much to drink.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08The sleeping around, I would think that would upset me the most.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11On this holiday, my aim is to try and get a girl and that,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I'd be disappointed if I didn't.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17As an escape from his traditional home life and country living,

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Tom's got a taste for tattoos and piercings.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23The only thing around here is cows and old people and like,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25the only way I can express myself is being like this.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Like, I feel like I'm different.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I don't think Tom confides everything in us...

0:03:30 > 0:03:32My parents probably don't know I had my cock pierced.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36In a month, Tom will leave his pampering parents

0:03:36 > 0:03:38and head to university.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I think my mum probably does mollycoddle me a bit.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42My mum's, like, more the nurturing side

0:03:42 > 0:03:44and my dad's more like the laidback side.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Tom is the baby of the family.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I pick his clothes up off the floor,

0:03:48 > 0:03:52I'll hang his clothes up, I'll do his washing, I do his ironing...

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Tom!

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Why have you thrown all these clothes in the kitchen again like this?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I think, you know, we probably tend to do a lot for Tom,

0:04:00 > 0:04:02maybe more than we should.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Just pick your feet up, mate, will you?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08I am ready to, like, leave the nest and then go out onto uni,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11cos this holiday is going to be the perfect example,

0:04:11 > 0:04:13so I can prove to them that I CAN survive on my own.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16I don't suppose there's any chance of you having a go at this?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18No. Too complicated.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21MUSIC: "This Is The Life" by Two Door Cinema Club

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Going with Tom are two of his mates...

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Three a night, I reckon.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32..best friend, self-proclaimed ladies' man Lee...

0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'm going to have a big massive orgy,

0:04:35 > 0:04:37whether it's with men or women.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40..and newest friend, 24-year-old hairdresser, Blake.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Tom's known Lee for years, but Blake for only a few months.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Got a tattoo that says, "Kiss Me!" on my lip,

0:04:48 > 0:04:51so I can go up to a girl and say, "What does this say?"

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- MUM:- 'We've known Lee for seven or eight years.'

0:04:54 > 0:04:57I only know a little bit about Blake.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I know he's Tom's friend, through a friend.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01There's something special about these pair.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03They've got this little bond.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Lee and Blake have met on a few occasions.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09I think there'll be quite a contrast there, because Lee's quiet

0:05:09 > 0:05:12and Blake is certainly at the other end of the scale.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15I think we should all shag a fat bird, that'll be our mission.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17The combination of the three should be quite...

0:05:17 > 0:05:19It should be quite interesting, really, with Tom,

0:05:19 > 0:05:22so, like I say, he's sitting somewhere in the middle of the two.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I don't know how we're all going to react to each other,

0:05:24 > 0:05:27cos they're all my friends and then they've all come together.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30MUSIC: "Do You Want It All?" by Two Door Cinema Club

0:05:32 > 0:05:35So, what do Pam and Alan hope they and Tom

0:05:35 > 0:05:37will get out of this holiday?

0:05:37 > 0:05:41What I'm hoping to learn from the holiday for Tom is that...

0:05:41 > 0:05:45to see how he does cope without being at home.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I hope he becomes more responsible with money.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Shit at budgeting. I'd happily spend the budget on anything.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Good shot!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Also going to Malia, 19-year-old Dale.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59He's an apprentice personal trainer and all-round fitness fanatic,

0:05:59 > 0:06:02but his biggest love is boxing.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Boxing has taught me kind of discipline and respect.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I look after myself, I don't abuse my body. Like, I...

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'll have the occasional drink...

0:06:10 > 0:06:14MUSIC: "The Way You Kiss Me" by Example

0:06:14 > 0:06:18The body-conscious teen lives in Manchester with his mum, Lisa

0:06:18 > 0:06:20and seven-year-old sister, Abbie.

0:06:20 > 0:06:25I see Dale as a fairly outgoing, funny type of person...

0:06:25 > 0:06:28As all his school reports say, the class clown.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31With no father on the scene for Abbie or Dale,

0:06:31 > 0:06:33it means he's the man of the house,

0:06:33 > 0:06:36and the main man in mum Lisa's life.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39If my mum's going out on a date, I want to know who he is,

0:06:39 > 0:06:41where he's from, you know. I want to know a bit more about him.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44It's a case of, "Where you going, what time will you be back?"

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Oh! I forgot to put...

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Oh, no.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Mum thinks they're so close, and that they're more like mates.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53For 12 years it was just me and Dale.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56He don't keep anything from me, I don't keep anything from him.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58My relationship with my mum is, like...

0:07:00 > 0:07:02..I can get away with loads with her.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Condoms...

0:07:04 > 0:07:09Loads of varieties, flavours. You name it, we've got all sorts.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I know 100% what he's like as a person.

0:07:12 > 0:07:1498%.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17A break from his all-female family and the boxing,

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Dale's looking forward to his week away.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Fighting season starts soon.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Like, I'll go crazy.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26He doesn't have to be drunk out of his face and what have you,

0:07:26 > 0:07:28cos I don't think he drinks a lot anyway.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'm going to drink...excessive.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Do you know, I'm going to drink a lot.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36MUSIC: "Young Blood" by The Naked And Famous

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Joining Dale on holiday will be three of his closest mates.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Together, we are the Wolf Pack!

0:07:42 > 0:07:43HE HOWLS

0:07:43 > 0:07:45THEY LAUGH

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I just sit back and tag along.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Just...have a cup of tea and that.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53There's chilled-out Jarred...

0:07:53 > 0:07:57I say stuff that I know, and these don't believe me

0:07:57 > 0:07:59cos it's like, I don't know,

0:07:59 > 0:08:01and then they basically call me a bullshiter.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03..elaborate story-teller Mike...

0:08:05 > 0:08:09I'll get up and I'll be there, waiting with a coffee and a paper!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13..and early riser, grandad of the group, James.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Before the Wolf Pack jet off,

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Dale gets strict instructions from Mum.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22If anyone's drunk, make sure that you all walk him home.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Don't go down on that beach, in the sea, when you're drunk.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- All right.- Lethal.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Mopeds...

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Yeah?- Yeah, definitely not.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34HE LAUGHS I know!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Time for Dale to say goodbye.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Here we go. Have you got your knickers?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Cos you'll be coming home with some!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Look after yourself. - Yeah, same to you.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46- THEY CHEER - See you later!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Sooner rather than later!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53OK, come on, give us a cuddle. OK, bye.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55In Cheshire, Tom and his mates are heading off.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- See you.- Take care, have a good time.- Be good!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Cos you never know who's watching you.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05MUSIC: "Corfu" by Eric Gemsa

0:09:08 > 0:09:10The teenagers are heading to Crete.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13With its stunning scenery and picturesque beaches,

0:09:13 > 0:09:14it's Greece's biggest island.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19MUSIC: "Good Feeling" by Flo Rida

0:09:21 > 0:09:27It's also home to one of Europe's biggest party towns, Malia.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29With an abundance of bars and clubs,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32hordes of youngsters descend on its infamous strip weekly,

0:09:32 > 0:09:37to drink, dance, pull and party until dawn...

0:09:37 > 0:09:40ALL CHANT: Ooh, ah, Malia, say, ooh, ah, Malia!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42THEY CHEER

0:09:42 > 0:09:47..and joining in on the Malia madness are Manchester's Wolf Pack.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48THEY CHEER

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, can you feel that heat?!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Can't wait to finger some girls! - THEY LAUGH

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Me and Jarred are going to stay there,

0:09:58 > 0:10:00and then, in here, is the guest room.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- The love room.- The love room for Jarred.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Directly above them, James and Mike are bunking up together.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10MUSIC: "You're Gonna Love This" by 3OH!3

0:10:11 > 0:10:15It's time for the boys to hit the pool, and the pints.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19But Dale has decided to pace himself.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Dale basically said, "Why wait? I can only have one or two."

0:10:22 > 0:10:25You'll see tonight. When I've got to put you in bed.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29I've had a cider, but I'm just slowly getting into it, you know.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31I'm just enjoying myself, no need to rush.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34But fitness fanatic Dale's quite happy to help others drink.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36One... Done, done!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Two, done. Two more, half way there.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Go on, go on. Go on, go on.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Oh!- Fucking hell, mate.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Come on, you said you could. Come on, don't stop.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- I'll do it in a minute. - Right, come on then.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Yeah! HE APPLAUDS

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Piece of piss! - DALE LAUGHS

0:10:57 > 0:10:59We're in Malia, bitch!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Ooh, ah, Malia! I said, ooh, ah, Malia!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05An hour later, Tom, Blake and Lee arrive...

0:11:05 > 0:11:08and away from his parents, Tom's raring to go.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Get a bottle of vodka, then we'll jump in the pool.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Throw it up in the air and then catch it in the pool.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14- Party trick.- Malia, bitch!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17HE GASPS

0:11:17 > 0:11:18A bit cold in here, ain't it?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh! I found the shower.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Got a revolving light...

0:11:22 > 0:11:24What's in these cupboards?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Oh, my God! Look at this. A plate.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Frisbee. - HE GIGGLES

0:11:29 > 0:11:31All three are sharing together.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Reel the girls in...

0:11:33 > 0:11:34I reckon it'll do the job, yeah.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Free from the constraints of home,

0:11:37 > 0:11:40the first thing the boys do is get quad bikes...

0:11:40 > 0:11:42THEY WHOOP

0:11:44 > 0:11:46..and set off to explore ...

0:11:46 > 0:11:47the local off-licence.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Hello, guys. Special offer today.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Vodka?- Vodka, vodka, special offer!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Blake's left his wallet at the hotel,

0:11:54 > 0:11:57so Tom pays 50 euros for his share of the quads and shopping.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- 12 euros for the two.- You business man, I like the way you think.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04You never know sometimes. Bravo, bravo, my lads!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08MUSIC: "Chasing The Sun" by The Wanted

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Midnight, and the Malia strip is just getting going.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29At the Cheshire boys' hotel, they down their pre-drinks...

0:12:29 > 0:12:30I can't wait to go out now.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32..then hit the bars.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Away from his life in the country, Tom's revelling in it.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Suck, suck, fucking suck!

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Cheers!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Feeling good. I feel like Malia now.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44But things soon turn sour

0:12:44 > 0:12:47when Tom and Lee want to play pool, and Blake doesn't.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01I can't play pool for shit.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03I'm gonna get drunk.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08He was getting in my face about playing pool. He said I couldn't.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10'I don't know where Blake's gone.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14'He's walked off somewhere without us.'

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Fuck you, fuck you!

0:13:15 > 0:13:20As the saying goes, "Two's company, but three's a crowd".

0:13:20 > 0:13:23At the Manchester boys' hotel, drinking games...

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Again! Again!

0:13:26 > 0:13:28..and Dale's now getting involved.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30I feel a bit sick, so...

0:13:30 > 0:13:32It's my time to slow down or get all these pissed.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36But as they hit the strip,

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Dale seems to have forgotten his own limits.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Three, two, one, go!

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Shots, shots!

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Go!

0:13:50 > 0:13:52First fish bowl went down nicely.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Feel a bit sick though, to be honest with you.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Jarred, again, five euros!

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Dale's a bit steaming.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03He's had two fish bowls, so... you know what I mean?

0:14:03 > 0:14:04He's on his arse.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'm the lightweight...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08..and who's still going?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10But after a few hours of excess,

0:14:10 > 0:14:13all that booze starts to take its toll.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15'I need to go home.'

0:14:15 > 0:14:16I feel sick.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20I need to have a water and I'll be all right.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Oh!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24As Dale thinks about calling it a night,

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Tom and Lee have been reunited with Blake

0:14:26 > 0:14:29and the tiff over the pool game seems forgotten.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Over the next couple of hours, the Cheshire boys drink,

0:14:42 > 0:14:45and inhale vaporised alcohol shots.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Mixed with oxygen, it goes straight into the bloodstream,

0:14:48 > 0:14:51which could make them drunk dangerously quickly.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53We're out of our faces!

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Then, away from the cameras, the second argument of the night,

0:14:56 > 0:14:59resulting in Blake threatening to fly home,

0:14:59 > 0:15:00before storming back to his hotel.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I'm not sure what's up with Blake. He's been agitated by something.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06He's just speaking to me like I'm a fucking piece of shit.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- He's making it hard, ain't he?- Yeah. - You OK?- Yeah.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15And like most drunken rows, nobody knows how it started.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19It just gets to me how it's our first night out here...

0:15:21 > 0:15:25and...an argument this big has happened on the first night out.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27It isn't your fault though.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Come on.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32When Blake does appear from his hotel room,

0:15:32 > 0:15:34he refuses to talk to anyone.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Blake, just stop for a second. Just stop.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41You can't drive that drunk. You can't be riding it drunk...

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Intoxicated and with no helmet on, he attempts to drive off,

0:15:45 > 0:15:48but is stopped by one of our team before he gets onto the main road.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50I'm looking out for you, all right, mate?

0:15:50 > 0:15:51There you go.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54As he heads back to his hotel room for the night,

0:15:54 > 0:15:58it's no longer the three musketeers, as the two old friends carry on.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00We're willing to keep with this party...

0:16:04 > 0:16:09Popped open the champagne, straight over her tits, licking it off...

0:16:09 > 0:16:10Winner.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14It was definitely worth coming back out, yeah.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18We've forgot everything that happened and we've had a really good night.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21But Tom's first day on his first holiday away from his parents

0:16:21 > 0:16:22has come at a cost.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27I've spent 160, easily, on the quads.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Only cos I paid for Blake, though.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33And, obviously, he's not paid me back, so I've ended spending loads,

0:16:33 > 0:16:35but I've only got half my budget left now.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38The Manchester boys have also called it a night.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41But they're a man down.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Jarred, where's Dale?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47I don't know where Dale is.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Lost him.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51I hope he's at home.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Dale may be able to handle three rounds in a boxing ring,

0:16:54 > 0:16:56but not a night on the strip.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Hey, hey, Dale's home! Hey, hey, Dale's home!

0:16:59 > 0:17:02He's been floored by his intake of alcohol.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Leave me alone!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15After getting Dale and Jarred into bed,

0:17:15 > 0:17:17grandad of the group James locks up.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28The next day, and the teenagers' parents have arrived.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31First in, Tom's mum and dad...

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Hi.- Hiya.- Hi.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37..followed by Dale's mum, Lisa, and her sister, Paula.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Are you excited?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Just a little bit, yeah.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Just a little bit.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Tom's very charming.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Never got in trouble, er...

0:17:49 > 0:17:53He's quite sensible and he doesn't drink too much.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55That could be famous last words, couldn't it?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Dale's the lightweight.- Yeah.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02He knows his limits, though. He knows two pints...

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Two pints and then that's it. - Oh, yeah. Tom does, yeah.- Yeah.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10All three of the Cheshire boys are at their hotel.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Unaware his parents are on the island,

0:18:12 > 0:18:16Tom's counting the cost of his first night in Malia.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I spent about 160 euros.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22I didn't reckon I was going to get that money back.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28In Dale's room, a surprise delivery from his mate, Jarred.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32Jarred is definitely responsible for being sick in the sink.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35All I remember is trying to plunge it.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37I don't know what I was trying to plunge it with.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I think it was my hands.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41It was my hands.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Away from his mum's watchful eye,

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Dale's also paying the price for last night.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47HE BURPS

0:18:47 > 0:18:50That was a burp. I was just making sure I wasn't going to be sick.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53I don't usually drink, so I've learnt my lesson.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Drinking is not clever.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58It's not big. It's not hard.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Erm...

0:19:00 > 0:19:03and I'm going to slow down tonight.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Not long after touching down,

0:19:10 > 0:19:14the parents are about to see what their sons got up to last night.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16A bit scared, really, about what I'm going to see.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20I don't really want to see Dale like, erm...mega, mega drunk,

0:19:20 > 0:19:22you know, like being sick.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25'I feel a bit apprehensive, naturally.'

0:19:25 > 0:19:28The things I'm hoping to see on Tom's first night are just...

0:19:28 > 0:19:33possibly drinking and partying, but not too much, hopefully.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34First up, Tom.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- What about it? - Cos you're wasting your money.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42THEY SIGH Oh, no!

0:19:42 > 0:19:44All right, waste your money, then.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Oh, come here.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Aww, my little boy.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52He's had a row already.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56It's really difficult to watch.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Yeah, er, I think he's just had too much to drink.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Oh, definitely!

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Yeah. I mean, they've all clearly had a drink, you know.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03You could see that, can't you?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's quite sad, isn't it? Come all this way...

0:20:05 > 0:20:08They're probably a little bit homesick as well, really.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Yeah.- Cos they're only...

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Well, not "only young," but they are in my eyes.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15HE LAUGHS Still my baby.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Just a minute.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I'll just watch this bit, Mum.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31THEY LAUGH

0:20:31 > 0:20:33I can't believe he's still standing!

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Oh I've spent...

0:20:37 > 0:20:39..160, easily.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Only cos I paid for Blake, though.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45He's spent nearly half his money!

0:20:45 > 0:20:46Yeah.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50He's running on a pretty tight budget for the rest of the week now.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I've not seen that game before.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I know! Drinking beer off somebody's chest?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Dad'll be out next year with them, eh?- Yeah.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59I found that track quite traumatic, really,

0:20:59 > 0:21:02cos it was a bit of an emotional rollercoaster, wasn't it?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04It had a bit of, erm...

0:21:04 > 0:21:08a controversial start, you know, with the falling out.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11To see Lee...quite upset, that was hard to watch.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15What surprised me about Tom was the drinking, I think, in excess.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18It's something we didn't think he did.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Lisa thinks her fitness fanatic son doesn't drink much either.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Three, two, one, go!

0:21:26 > 0:21:28See how he's instigating it?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30- He is the instigator though, isn't he?- Yeah.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34SHE LAUGHS

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- The only thing I worry about is binge drinking.- Hmm.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Cos that was an awful lot of beer.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Well, I thought he looked all right there, Lisa.- Oh, yeah.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- It's nothing really, that. - He's still standing.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48- He's still standing, he's done well. - Still making sense.

0:21:48 > 0:21:53Oh, my God! He usually has two pints of cider and that's it, he's in bed.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- That's what he tells YOU.- Yeah.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Well, now we know different, don't we?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Jarred, where's Dale?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- I don't know where Dale is. - Have you lost him?- We've lost him.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- They've left Dale.- Oh!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09That's one of my main rules.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Where...? - THEY GROAN AND LAUGH

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Leave me alone!

0:22:19 > 0:22:22All I can say is, it serves you right, Dale.

0:22:22 > 0:22:23He won't drink that much again.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29I do always say, don't let anyone wander off on their own.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32At least they didn't have any falling out, you know?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35And at least he didn't drink beer out of somebody's...bosoms, did he?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37THEY LAUGH

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Yeah.- There's time yet, Pam... - You've been spared that one!

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Pam, there's time. Don't worry. There's time, believe me.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48I'm a bit shocked, really, at how much Dale did knock back,

0:22:48 > 0:22:50but no doubt I'll be having words when we do meet up.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54MUSIC: "Call My Name" by Cheryl Cole

0:22:58 > 0:23:00The strip is now in full party mode,

0:23:00 > 0:23:03and both sets of boys are back out and back on the booze.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17With mum Lisa concerned about binge drinking,

0:23:17 > 0:23:20and Tom's parents about the arguments,

0:23:20 > 0:23:24they're heading to the Malia strip to get a sneaky peek at their sons.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26It would be nice to see them. It would be nice.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yeah, as long as it's not another row.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Yeah, well, hopefully it won't be.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I don't want to see any more breasts out, really.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Yeah, well, you can speak for yourself...

0:23:39 > 0:23:42The bus will soon be on the strip.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46If the parents get spotted by any of the teenagers, then it's game over.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49It's definitely a James Bond-style mission.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50You can hear it!

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Oh, yes, it's starting.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Oh, look, they're all...

0:23:55 > 0:23:57They're only babies, some of these.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Feeling old!

0:24:00 > 0:24:03THEY SCREAM LOUDLY

0:24:03 > 0:24:04KNOCKING ON WINDOW

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Then the parents' bus gets rushed by revellers.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Oh, my God!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11But fortunately, it's not their sons.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14Yeah, there. Yeah!

0:24:16 > 0:24:19With girls, so no excuse.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21That's really good.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Did you like it, Lisa?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Yeah, I did. He's got loads of girls there,

0:24:26 > 0:24:28seeing them all sniffing round him...

0:24:28 > 0:24:29THEY LAUGH

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Now, it's Tom's turn.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Oh, they're there. - Oh, they're there.- You see them?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Oh, God, yeah.- You see them?- Yeah.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- How weird's that?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Can't we just get out?- Yeah.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Oh, they look like they're really enjoying themselves.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- At least they look like they're all friends.- Yeah.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49- That's the main thing.- Yeah.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56But overnight, an argument between Lee and Blake

0:24:56 > 0:24:58has had severe repercussions.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Those three knuckles are really swollen,

0:25:01 > 0:25:03and I literally can't put my fingers straight.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Me and Blake were just full-on screaming in each other's faces,

0:25:06 > 0:25:10and, erm, Blake was saying that I'm immature

0:25:10 > 0:25:13and that he's lost all his respect for me

0:25:13 > 0:25:16in the past two days we've been on this holiday.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19He thinks I'm a knob. And I just screamed in his face,

0:25:19 > 0:25:21"Well, you can fuck off, then, if that's your opinion of me."

0:25:21 > 0:25:24And then I walked into the room and punched the wall

0:25:24 > 0:25:26to stop me from hitting Blake.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29We was talking about certain stuff...

0:25:29 > 0:25:33and then Tom just stormed off in a mood, and I said,

0:25:33 > 0:25:37"Look, if you can't handle the truth, don't fucking listen."

0:25:37 > 0:25:40And they walked off, and then, I don't know,

0:25:40 > 0:25:43I woke up this morning and Lee's got smashed knuckles.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45He says he's punched a wall.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51With Blake having made new friends with other hotel guests,

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Tom takes Lee to the Malia Medical Centre to get checked out.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Blake stayed at the pool,

0:25:57 > 0:26:01and he said I'm pathetic for going to the medical centre about it.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05He's pathetic for making you do it.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06So, not friends then!

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Dale and the Wolf Pack are hiring quads,

0:26:12 > 0:26:14but if his mum didn't want him on a moped,

0:26:14 > 0:26:18the chances are this falls into the same category.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21MUSIC: "What You Know" by Two Door Cinema Club

0:26:25 > 0:26:29Lisa's set of rules is the last thing on Dale's mind.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Stopping at the beach, the boys' attention turns to sex,

0:26:32 > 0:26:35or, in Wolf Pack speak, "sausaging."

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Not sealed the deal YET.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Don't worry, there's time,

0:26:39 > 0:26:41there will be sausaging going on, sooner or later.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44We've got a bit of freedom out here, all of us. Like...

0:26:44 > 0:26:48If we take girls back home, you don't have to ask your mum or whatever,

0:26:48 > 0:26:50so we have got a little bit of freedom.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54As man of the house at home, Dale has strong views on women.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56I've got respect for women.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00When it comes to girls, they deserve to get respect off you.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I like to think of myself as more of a gentleman.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Wine and dine, you know.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06I would rather, like, go on a date and, like, chat to them

0:27:06 > 0:27:10than just go in and start tonguing each other, you know.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12It's just the way I've been brought up.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20After an hour's wait, Lee and Tom are out.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24I've had to have a cast put on for three weeks,

0:27:24 > 0:27:27because I've fractured two of my fingers.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30- And we've got the X-ray... - Even got the X-ray to prove it.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32That's my fucked-up hand.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35MUSIC: "Sunshine" by David Guetta

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Whilst Blake has some time to himself,

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Tom and Lee look for some fun,

0:27:41 > 0:27:44and find the perfect activity for people on a budget,

0:27:44 > 0:27:45a free foam party.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Basically, we're going to head over there to the foam party.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Who knows where Blake is, who cares. Yeah.

0:27:57 > 0:27:58- Ooh, ah...- Foam party!

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Blake may not have made it, but two others have...

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Tom's mum and dad.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06I know it's something that Tom wanted to do.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08This foam party, it was on his list.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10I've never been to a foam party before,

0:28:10 > 0:28:12so I can't imagine what'll happen.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Pam and Alan know Tom is low on cash,

0:28:14 > 0:28:18so the last thing they want to see him doing is spending it on booze.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Yeah, it looks like brilliant fun, doesn't it?

0:28:28 > 0:28:32Covered in foam, Lee's bandaged hand is hard to spot,

0:28:32 > 0:28:35or maybe Pam and Alan are having too much fun?

0:28:35 > 0:28:36Absolutely brilliant.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38- Yeah, really good. - Yeah, really good, yeah.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41There's ladies in their bikini in there, dancing in the foam.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43I'm sure Tom will be lapping it up, yeah.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46I think that will be right up his street, yeah.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49I know it would have been for me, at Tom's age.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- It still is, ain't it?- It still is.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56Satisfied Tom's having fun without spending a fortune on alcohol,

0:28:56 > 0:28:57his parents sneak away.

0:28:57 > 0:29:01Hopefully he's learnt that you don't need a drink to enjoy yourself,

0:29:01 > 0:29:03cos it looked like he was enjoying himself.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Yeah, he's capable of doing that, yeah.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12Tom and Lee meet up with Blake

0:29:12 > 0:29:14because they've got to return their quads to the hire company.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16Supposed to bring the bike yesterday.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19But they're a day late, and hit with a fine,

0:29:19 > 0:29:21which doesn't help their budget.

0:29:21 > 0:29:22How much do we owe you, then?

0:29:22 > 0:29:2440 per bike.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32I've already paid for the quad bikes. That's twice I've paid for them.

0:29:32 > 0:29:33There's 80.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39Tom steps in and pays...again.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44He's not given that 80 euros he owes you back yet,

0:29:44 > 0:29:48then that gives you and me 80 euros each for the rest of the holiday.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- I know, yeah. - Either way, we're fucked.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Yeah, either way we've not won here, have we?

0:29:52 > 0:29:55I think we'll have to bankroll Blake again,

0:29:55 > 0:29:58but it's getting a bit ridiculous, cos he already owes me 80 euros.

0:29:58 > 0:30:03Time for a broke Tom to confront Blake about being out of pocket.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05- You don't owe me nothing?! - I owe you 40 euros.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07I paid for your quad bikes, your massage...

0:30:07 > 0:30:08You've already had that money.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13- Have you seen him give it to me? - Yeah, when we got back to the room.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16Why do you think I'm out of money? You've already had the money.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19Blake insists he's already given Tom the money,

0:30:19 > 0:30:21leaving the argument unresolved.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25At the Manchester boys' hotel,

0:30:25 > 0:30:28the night has started with a painful tradition.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30I need an ambulance.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32Balls are in my stomach, I feel sick.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35James has just smacked me on the balls.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Oh, it's that pain!

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Ten minutes later, all is forgotten...

0:30:42 > 0:30:44..although maybe not for Dale.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47- HE GROANS - Oh, man!

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Man, it's getting worse, it gets worse.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56Bosh! Willy slap there, but karma...

0:30:56 > 0:30:58what goes round comes around.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05And that's how these boys settle a disagreement.

0:31:05 > 0:31:06I can't breathe!

0:31:06 > 0:31:10MUSIC: "Party All Night" by Sean Kingston

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Despite some dented pride and bruised bits,

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Dale and James are up and about.

0:31:24 > 0:31:25Yeah!

0:31:26 > 0:31:28GIRL CHEERS

0:31:30 > 0:31:33They're not the only ladies with their eyes on Dale.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Two more females will have their sights fixed on him tonight.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39Dale's got no idea whatsoever that his mum and his auntie

0:31:39 > 0:31:41are, like, literally on top of him.

0:31:41 > 0:31:45I think that's, you know, the best bit of it, yeah.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47We've got our camouflage on as well.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48- Definitely.- We're ready.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52Mum wants to see if Dale's back on the booze,

0:31:52 > 0:31:55so she'll be spying from the top floor of a bar.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58He might let his self go a little bit again tonight.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01He's probably forgot about the hangover and what it felt like.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07- Can you see him?- Oh, I can see him!

0:32:10 > 0:32:14He's on shots, I think. I've just seen his head fly back.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16So, all that went out the window.

0:32:18 > 0:32:19Oh! Drinking!

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Lisa's suspicions about Dale drinking were right,

0:32:22 > 0:32:25and she's disappointed.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27- Why does he need to get drunk? - I don't know.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29I told you he'd be on a binge tonight.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35Mum always knows. I know. I can read me son like a book.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37I want to go and get some fish bowls.

0:32:39 > 0:32:40Let's go and get some fish bowls.

0:32:40 > 0:32:45The nearest bar to serve fish bowls is the one Lisa and Paula are in.

0:32:45 > 0:32:49The only way out would mean walking right past Dale. They're trapped.

0:32:49 > 0:32:50We're just sitting tight now.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53Just see how long he's going to be sat in here for.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Three, two, one, the first one to stop is a pussy!

0:32:56 > 0:32:59Finally, the boys decide to move on.

0:33:00 > 0:33:04- Yes, we're going! - We're going, after an hour.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08Dale's drinking has made Lisa see a different side to her son.

0:33:08 > 0:33:09He was on the shots straight away,

0:33:09 > 0:33:13and then he came underneath us and had what? Two fish bowls?

0:33:13 > 0:33:17- Well...- Or three fish bowls. I'll be having words, like.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20So, Dale... I'm going to get you!

0:33:21 > 0:33:25As Dale and the Wolf Pack carry on tearing up the strip together,

0:33:25 > 0:33:27the Cheshire boys, who are broke,

0:33:27 > 0:33:29are having a very different kind of night.

0:33:29 > 0:33:33Lee's gone to sleep and I just thought I'd have a chill to myself,

0:33:33 > 0:33:34just chill by the pool.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36Me and Lee stayed in tonight

0:33:36 > 0:33:38because we've had to watch out a bit of the money.

0:33:38 > 0:33:39I feel if I go to the strip,

0:33:39 > 0:33:42I'm going to spend money that I don't need to spend.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Blake's gone off to celebrate these girls' last night.

0:33:44 > 0:33:49Blake seems to be enjoying the company of his new friends.

0:33:49 > 0:33:53Me having a night away from Tom and Lee, it's different,

0:33:53 > 0:33:57because it's like... It's all new, and I just thought, "Fuck it."

0:33:57 > 0:34:01We're in Malia for six days, so why would I want to stay in?

0:34:01 > 0:34:02I can stay in when I get home.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05I think we're becoming three individuals

0:34:05 > 0:34:07rather than coming as a group.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10Back home, Tom could ask his parents for cash,

0:34:10 > 0:34:12but out here, he wants to stand on his own two feet.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15Calling home is definitely not an option.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18I've realised that my parents DO do a lot for me.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20It's something that you probably take for granted.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23You're out here, you have to budget your own money...

0:34:23 > 0:34:26I want them to be proud of me, that I can budget my money.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32THEY CHANT

0:34:32 > 0:34:33It's not even a full moon,

0:34:33 > 0:34:36but on the strip, the Wolf Pack are on the prowl.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38THEY SCREAM AND HOWL

0:34:40 > 0:34:43MUSIC: "Feel The Love" by Rudimental feat. John Newman

0:34:55 > 0:34:57Then Jarred decides to get a Henna tattoo,

0:34:57 > 0:34:59and Dale does the honours.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01That's the worst cock ever.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Just put a few dots on it!

0:35:03 > 0:35:06He's drawn genitals on Jarred's genitals.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09I would never tattoo anyone's penis apart from Jarred's.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11I'm going to keep it for the rest of my life.

0:35:11 > 0:35:15MUSIC: "We Found Love" by Rihanna feat. Calvin Harris

0:35:15 > 0:35:175am, and the strip's winding down,

0:35:17 > 0:35:20but the Wolf Pack's night isn't over yet.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23The boys have made friends with a group of girls.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:35:25 > 0:35:28If they're lucky, if they're actually very lucky,

0:35:28 > 0:35:29they might get a bit of sausage.

0:35:37 > 0:35:41By midday, all of the Manchester boys are back at their hotel.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43We all sausaged, all of us.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45I'm only joking. We didn't.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48It was just chilled. We played Monopoly for a bit.

0:35:50 > 0:35:54At the Cheshire boys' hotel, Tom didn't go out last night,

0:35:54 > 0:35:56but he's suffering.

0:35:56 > 0:35:57Best mate Lee is concerned.

0:35:57 > 0:36:01- How many times have you been sick today?- Five.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Five?

0:36:03 > 0:36:05Basically, I've been coughing up blood.

0:36:05 > 0:36:06What do you want to do about it?

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Do you want to get it checked out or...? Let's get it checked out.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13When he looks for his insurance documents,

0:36:13 > 0:36:16Tom comes across a reminder of home.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19I found a little note from my parents

0:36:19 > 0:36:21and stuck it to the side of my bed.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23I cried a little bit, yeah.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26As Blake stays by the pool with his new-found friends,

0:36:26 > 0:36:28Tom and Lee head to the hospital.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31Unaware of their son's illness,

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Tom's parents are about to watch footage from last night.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37But first, it's Dale's mum and auntie.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40I don't really want to see him getting drunk all the time.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43I want to see Dale being himself and, you know, enjoying himself.

0:36:43 > 0:36:47But Dale has ignored one of Lisa's strict rules.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Oh, here they go!

0:36:51 > 0:36:52He's dead.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57Look at it! He's driving sensible.

0:36:58 > 0:36:59He's got his hat on.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02He must know I'm going to see it!

0:37:02 > 0:37:04He's done exactly what I said don't do.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- I can't believe he's done it.- Yeah.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10I can't believe he's actually... I can't.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12I know exactly what he'll say though,

0:37:12 > 0:37:15- cos I did say don't get mopeds. - Yeah.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18- He'll say, "I've not got a moped, I've got a quad."- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20- You ready?- I can't actually... I can't... Yeah.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Cos I can't believe that he's done that.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25Since the age of about three, Dale's always wanted a moped.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28I went out and bought him a little electronic Harley Davidson

0:37:28 > 0:37:32and I said that's the only motorbike that he'll ever, ever have.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34They're just taking us to some apartments...

0:37:34 > 0:37:37- GIRL:- We're going to get on the red fucking vodka, man!

0:37:39 > 0:37:42Lisa, what do you think's going on now, back in that room?

0:37:42 > 0:37:46- Well, obviously, some girl's getting sausaged.- Right.

0:37:46 > 0:37:47One girl, or...?

0:37:47 > 0:37:50- Oh, there was about four there, weren't there?- Yeah.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52- So...we'll call it a barbecue, eh? - THEY LAUGH

0:37:52 > 0:37:55- I think it's a normal thing for teenage lads and that to do.- Yeah.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57They're all single lads, aren't they?

0:37:57 > 0:37:59I think it's good he's gone back with his friends.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01I think that's always important, though...

0:38:01 > 0:38:03- Oh, staying together.- Yeah.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06I'm more concerned about him on that quad bike

0:38:06 > 0:38:08than him going out sausaging.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Next up, Pam and Alan,

0:38:10 > 0:38:13who don't want to see arguments between Tom and his friends.

0:38:13 > 0:38:16I've had to go for an X-ray at the medical centre...

0:38:16 > 0:38:18Oh, no, you're joking!

0:38:18 > 0:38:21..punching a wall last night, cos Blake pissed me off.

0:38:21 > 0:38:22Oh, no!

0:38:29 > 0:38:30I feel a bit gobsmacked myself.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32I just don't think it's right

0:38:32 > 0:38:34- that somebody could upset somebody so much...- Yeah.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37..that they feel like punching a wall.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39It's not like Lee to do something like that,

0:38:39 > 0:38:41- it's completely out of character. - Hm, it makes you not want to...

0:38:41 > 0:38:45- ..watch any more. - Scared of what else you'll see.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Yeah, surely it can't be any worse.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Supposed to bring the bike yesterday.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52- Yesterday?- Yeah.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55- How much is it? - Well, 40 euros per bike.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57- Oh!- Oh, no!

0:38:57 > 0:38:58It's getting worse.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02- You don't owe me nothing?! - I owe you 40 euros.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05- I pay for your quad bike and your... - You've already had that money.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07I believe you, Tom, mate.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11I'm struggling with this today.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14- It is actually a lesson though, isn't it, really?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Once you do come on holiday with people,

0:39:16 > 0:39:17- I think you realise, don't you?- Yeah.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20And you get to see a different side.

0:39:20 > 0:39:21Lee's gone to sleep,

0:39:21 > 0:39:24Blake's gone off with some girls to celebrate their last night

0:39:24 > 0:39:27and I just thought I'd have a chill to myself.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Clubbing was definitely not an option.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32I want them to be proud of me, that I can budget my money.

0:39:34 > 0:39:35Yeah, it's, er...

0:39:37 > 0:39:38Yeah, you all right?

0:39:38 > 0:39:41Yeah, like, it's reality check time, isn't it?

0:39:41 > 0:39:42And did you see how...

0:39:42 > 0:39:45You should be proud, though, that he don't want to phone home,

0:39:45 > 0:39:47that he's trying to budget and that.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- Yeah, that's right. He's fine, I mean, er...- I know, but just...

0:39:50 > 0:39:53- what a lesson.- I honestly think maybe a night just chilling...

0:39:53 > 0:39:55- Yeah.- You know...

0:39:55 > 0:39:58It does hit you. It's brought a lump to my throat...

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Just seeing him on his own.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03It's awful, isn't it, when you see your kids like that?

0:40:03 > 0:40:04- Yeah, that's right. OK?- Yeah.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Just need a tissue.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Tom's parents are realising

0:40:10 > 0:40:13just how much he's growing up on this holiday.

0:40:13 > 0:40:14Tom's off to university soon,

0:40:14 > 0:40:17so I think there's a few lessons to be learnt here.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20He's got to manage his money, and his friends, by the looks of it.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23I think it is a steep learning curve for me, because at this point,

0:40:23 > 0:40:27if it was happening at home, I suppose I would want to intervene.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29This situation's going to happen throughout his life

0:40:29 > 0:40:31and I'm not going to be there.

0:40:34 > 0:40:39Across the island, accompanied by Lee, Tom's arrived at the hospital.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41He's now having a blood test.

0:40:44 > 0:40:49It's twice now that Blake's not come with us when something's happened,

0:40:49 > 0:40:53and just Blake's attitude towards me and Tom

0:40:53 > 0:40:55and how he's treating us like shit, its beginning to...

0:40:55 > 0:40:58it's started to really piss me off now.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00I just think he's too busy thinking about himself

0:41:00 > 0:41:04and that he's not concerned about whatever happens to me and Tom.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14On a drip to keep his fluids up,

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Tom's under doctor's orders not to drink.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19So, until his blood test results come back,

0:41:19 > 0:41:21it's time for cold turkey.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23I wish this drip was a big massive Jagerbomb.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25THEY LAUGH Can you imagine that?

0:41:25 > 0:41:27It wouldn't... It wouldn't be clear.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31Vodka, then. Imagine if it was just one massive vodka drip.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34Going mental, down the strip with this, waving it up and down.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36I've nearly gone through it all!

0:41:36 > 0:41:39- Yeah.- But when I got that... Oh, my god!

0:41:42 > 0:41:43The Manchester boys' hotel,

0:41:43 > 0:41:46and they're learning lessons in an adult world.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49It's your birthday, it's your birthday!

0:41:49 > 0:41:51In order to get a free drink,

0:41:51 > 0:41:55Dale's mate Mike told hotel owner Nikos that it was his birthday.

0:41:55 > 0:41:56But it's backfired.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01Go, go, go, go! Last one, last one, last one, Mike!

0:42:01 > 0:42:03Go on, go on, yeah!

0:42:03 > 0:42:05HE CHEERS AND LAUGHS

0:42:05 > 0:42:08I don't think we should have told him it's my birthday when it's not.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Cos he keeps giving me whisk... He's giving whiskies.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13And I can't handle whisky.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15I have a surprise.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17He's got a surprise for you, Mike!

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Stay here. I'll be right back, yeah?

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Nikos has pulled out all the stops.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24For fuck's sake. A cake.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26I've got a fucking cake!

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Oh, my god!

0:42:31 > 0:42:33Mike. Shit.

0:42:33 > 0:42:34That's nice.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Make a wish.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38Make a wish for your birthday.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44CHEERING

0:42:44 > 0:42:46He's going to hell, this kid.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Nikos is going to kill him!

0:42:48 > 0:42:52I don't have a fucking clue what's gone on in the last five minutes.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55What Mike doesn't know is that Nikos has looked at his passport,

0:42:55 > 0:42:58knows it's not his birthday, and is teaching him a lesson.

0:42:58 > 0:43:02- Whisky!- No, no fucking more, Nikos!

0:43:02 > 0:43:04- Tell him.- 30th of June,

0:43:04 > 0:43:07and you're telling me you have your birthday in 28th of August?!

0:43:07 > 0:43:10- WOMAN LAUGHS - That's a double bluff, wasn't it?

0:43:11 > 0:43:13That was the funniest thing...

0:43:13 > 0:43:16- I've ever, probably ever seen. - HE CHUCKLES

0:43:16 > 0:43:22Never, ever, say it's your birthday in Greece. For fuck's sake!

0:43:22 > 0:43:23I'd rather eat my own nails.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27Tom has got his blood test results back.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30Basically, the doctor said I had gastroenteritis

0:43:30 > 0:43:33and he's advised, cos of that, not drinking for 48 hours

0:43:33 > 0:43:37because that was what...that's what keeps on causing the vomiting.

0:43:37 > 0:43:38Blake is at the hotel,

0:43:38 > 0:43:41and he's about to find out how Tom's day has been.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44I'm not worried about it, because I've got nothing to worry about.

0:43:44 > 0:43:47I've been making my own friends and going out and enjoying myself.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49- Hello.- Hello.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51I had to be on a drip for three hours.

0:43:51 > 0:43:54- They gave me morphine as well. - Yeah.- Morphine?- Hm.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57So, you've been having your eyes rolled to the back of your head,

0:43:57 > 0:43:59getting fucked out your face?

0:43:59 > 0:44:00What Tom doesn't know

0:44:00 > 0:44:04is his parents have been informed about his trip to the hospital.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07Desperate to see him, they're spying on him from the next-door room.

0:44:07 > 0:44:09He doesn't realise we're only feet away,

0:44:09 > 0:44:12and that's just amazing, isn't it, really?

0:44:12 > 0:44:16- I'll get my aftershave on. - Are you not ready yet?- No. I forgot.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18- Blake's talking about going out, isn't he?- Yeah.

0:44:18 > 0:44:20He's just asked Lee about aftershave.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23So, Lee's going out. What's Tom doing?

0:44:23 > 0:44:25Are they going to leave Tom in?

0:44:27 > 0:44:29- I'll see you later, then. - See you later.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33They're actually going out without him, aren't they?

0:44:33 > 0:44:35Maybe he doesn't want to go out.

0:44:35 > 0:44:39Lee and Blake have gone on a night out, but I don't trust myself.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Definitely feeling lonely tonight, yeah.

0:44:44 > 0:44:45SHE SOBS

0:44:47 > 0:44:50I think he would've preferred it if they'd have stayed in.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52I mean, that's...

0:44:52 > 0:44:54Yeah, that's Tom, I mean, he's...

0:44:54 > 0:44:56you know, Tom isn't selfish.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Yeah, he'll be fine. Yeah.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04I'm sure it would have been nice

0:45:04 > 0:45:07had we been able to pop in and just had a word, you know.

0:45:07 > 0:45:08Mum give him a hug...

0:45:08 > 0:45:11I'm probably in a worse state than Tom is, really.

0:45:11 > 0:45:12He's handling it really well.

0:45:16 > 0:45:20MUSIC: "Riverside" by Sidney Samson

0:45:22 > 0:45:242am, and the strip is on fire again.

0:45:26 > 0:45:30With Tom tucked up in bed, Blake and Lee are trying to have a good time,

0:45:30 > 0:45:32despite their differences.

0:45:32 > 0:45:35MUSIC: "Rude Boy" by Rihanna

0:45:38 > 0:45:41I am not missing Tom. It feels like he wasn't here anyway.

0:45:41 > 0:45:44I'm missing the shit out of Tom, if I'm honest,

0:45:44 > 0:45:45because he's my best mate.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47MUSIC: "Summer Of Love" by Cascada

0:45:49 > 0:45:53Almost 3am, and the Manchester boys have split up.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55Jarred and Mike have gone home,

0:45:55 > 0:45:57and it looks like Dale and James

0:45:57 > 0:45:59won't be going back to theirs at all.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01Do you know where your hotel is? Is it far away?

0:46:04 > 0:46:06Just going to go to the beach,

0:46:06 > 0:46:08catch the rest of this sun before it goes down.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14A bit of sausaging down there. I'm going to see what's going on.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17So, I'll give you some feedback tomorrow.

0:46:18 > 0:46:19Good night and God bless.

0:46:27 > 0:46:30Er, has anyone had breakfast today?

0:46:30 > 0:46:32- No.- No?

0:46:32 > 0:46:3511am the next morning, and Dale and James have just got back

0:46:35 > 0:46:38from what sounds like a lively night at the beach.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40I ripped my T-shirt...

0:46:40 > 0:46:43THEY LAUGH

0:46:43 > 0:46:47It works both ways, cos you can either wear it like this...

0:46:47 > 0:46:50..or you can even wear it like that, keep the sun off your head.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52It's quiet in the Cheshire boys' hotel room,

0:46:52 > 0:46:55because they're all asleep.

0:46:55 > 0:46:58And the parents are going to see what the teenagers got up to

0:46:58 > 0:47:01for the final time. First up, Tom.

0:47:01 > 0:47:04I found a little note from my parents,

0:47:04 > 0:47:07and I opened it and then stuck it to the side of my bed,

0:47:07 > 0:47:09so then when I'm lying down, I can read it.

0:47:09 > 0:47:11Aw!

0:47:11 > 0:47:13It made me a little bit emotional, yeah.

0:47:13 > 0:47:14SHE SNIFFS

0:47:14 > 0:47:17I suppose it did surprise me that he got a bit...

0:47:17 > 0:47:20- He said he got a bit emotional when he read the note.- Yeah.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23- But I thought it might have got a... - Hide it, put it in the bin,

0:47:23 > 0:47:25- but he's actually taped it to his bed!- Yeah.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28I wasn't expecting him to react like that to the note, I think,

0:47:28 > 0:47:31so, er, just hit the emotions, really,

0:47:31 > 0:47:34to think he was upset when he read the note,

0:47:34 > 0:47:37but it's just tugged on the heart strings a little bit.

0:47:37 > 0:47:42They've had a really rough time. They've had more sad than...

0:47:42 > 0:47:44I think they've definitely had more downs and worry

0:47:44 > 0:47:46than they've had ups, I think, yeah.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49You don't know what's coming, do you?

0:47:49 > 0:47:52- Yeah, it's a mix of emotions. - Yeah, it is. It's...

0:47:52 > 0:47:54I don't know. I just...

0:47:54 > 0:47:56I just don't know what will come up on that screen, I really don't.

0:48:02 > 0:48:03Oh!

0:48:03 > 0:48:06Got chatting to a few girls and they said, er,

0:48:06 > 0:48:08"Do you want to come to the beach?"

0:48:08 > 0:48:09Good night and God bless.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11The beach at night, Lisa?

0:48:11 > 0:48:15Yes. That is one...just one of the rules, all the time.

0:48:15 > 0:48:19Don't go down on that beach, in the sea, when you're drunk.

0:48:19 > 0:48:20- Right.- Lethal.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22Oh!

0:48:22 > 0:48:24Dale's definitely in shit when I get hold of him.

0:48:24 > 0:48:27- Now, every time he goes on holiday...- Yeah.

0:48:27 > 0:48:30- ..you're going to be thinking... - I know that he goes...

0:48:30 > 0:48:31...beach, left on his own.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:48:33 > 0:48:36Oh, I can tell how quiet she is... He's going to... Yeah.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39You can, can't you? It's upset you, that.

0:48:39 > 0:48:40- It pisses me off.- Yeah.

0:48:40 > 0:48:44- Keep that anger for when you see him.- See him, yeah.

0:48:44 > 0:48:46They don't understand fear, though, I don't think, do you?

0:48:46 > 0:48:51Yeah, I think at that age, they don't see danger, do they?

0:48:51 > 0:48:54I think it's very much a bravado thing, you know,

0:48:54 > 0:48:57and looking cool and, obviously, it's alcohol-fuelled.

0:48:57 > 0:49:01I'm not bothered how many girls he cops off with on holiday,

0:49:01 > 0:49:04you know as long as he's protected, I'm not bothered about the girl bit.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07What's bothered me is that he's gone down to that beach in dark,

0:49:07 > 0:49:09absolutely drunk out of his head.

0:49:12 > 0:49:14As the holiday draws to a close,

0:49:14 > 0:49:17the teenagers look back at the last week.

0:49:17 > 0:49:18I'm ready to go home.

0:49:18 > 0:49:22It's taking its toll now, the week of boozing and partying.

0:49:22 > 0:49:25Looking forward to seeing my mum and my sister.

0:49:25 > 0:49:27I like the simple things in life,

0:49:27 > 0:49:30like my little sister tickling my feet to wake me up and stuff,

0:49:30 > 0:49:32because she does it all the time, every day.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34When you do something every day, you get used to it,

0:49:34 > 0:49:37so when it's not there... Like people say, you don't...

0:49:37 > 0:49:39you don't know what you've got until it's gone.

0:49:40 > 0:49:43I've learnt that I can take responsibility.

0:49:43 > 0:49:45I don't need a drink to have a good time,

0:49:45 > 0:49:48nobody needs drinks to have a good time.

0:49:48 > 0:49:50On this holiday, Lee has definitely reiterated the fact

0:49:50 > 0:49:53that we're best friends. And if not, we've become even closer.

0:49:58 > 0:50:01Dale and his mates have hit the beach for the final time.

0:50:01 > 0:50:03Boys, we let the dogs out on this holiday.

0:50:03 > 0:50:05- We did Manchester proud.- Yeah.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08Mum Lisa and Auntie Paula are about to reveal themselves

0:50:08 > 0:50:10to him and his mates.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12I'm absolutely scared out me skin at the minute.

0:50:12 > 0:50:15I don't know how Dale's going to react to it.

0:50:15 > 0:50:17He'll probably smile, maybe laugh at first,

0:50:17 > 0:50:22but I think out of nerves and shock, obviously, until I, er, you know,

0:50:22 > 0:50:24start like giving him what for and telling him,

0:50:24 > 0:50:27you know the way I feel about what he's done behind me back.

0:50:27 > 0:50:31Like, I've enjoyed it. I've enjoyed Nikos. It's been all right, ain't it?

0:50:35 > 0:50:40Well, Dale, after the things I asked you not to do,

0:50:40 > 0:50:43- what did you do?- What you doing?

0:50:43 > 0:50:45Day one, Dale goes home on his own.

0:50:46 > 0:50:50The beach, what's the main thing - night time, sea?

0:50:50 > 0:50:54- Didn't go in it.- You better concern yourself because I'm pissed off.

0:50:54 > 0:50:55Give up going away,

0:50:55 > 0:50:58to watch YOU go against my word, Dale.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01Then you sit there laughing. It's funny, isn't it?

0:51:01 > 0:51:03Go against... What, getting quads?

0:51:03 > 0:51:06- Quads.- You'd be surprised what we've seen.

0:51:06 > 0:51:11- Oh, no!- And I did not realise how much you drink.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14These are a bad influence, these lot.

0:51:14 > 0:51:18But we also see, "Come on, drink it, drink it!"

0:51:18 > 0:51:22I know exactly who the instigator is because it was there, proven.

0:51:23 > 0:51:26Er, well, I'm sorry for the bad stuff I've done.

0:51:26 > 0:51:30Come on! Can I have a cuddle?

0:51:31 > 0:51:36Oh, oh! I have been dying to see you. I've been whingeing every day.

0:51:36 > 0:51:38A bit shook up, a bit of a shock to the system like,

0:51:38 > 0:51:40I didn't expect that.

0:51:41 > 0:51:43I don't know what to say.

0:51:43 > 0:51:45I can't believe that she's witnessed all of that, you know.

0:51:45 > 0:51:48Been there while I've done these stupid things.

0:51:52 > 0:51:56Time for Lisa to find out if Dale has learnt from this experience.

0:51:56 > 0:52:00Put yourself then, yeah, in my shoes.

0:52:00 > 0:52:04Abbie's 19, yeah.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06Would you go spying on her or would you not?

0:52:06 > 0:52:09Yeah, I would, and I'd be pissed off.

0:52:09 > 0:52:12So, with Abbie like, if I'd seen her like getting drunk and that,

0:52:12 > 0:52:14- I wouldn't like it?- Why?

0:52:14 > 0:52:16I've had to sit and watch you get absolutely steaming.

0:52:16 > 0:52:20- Mm.- I've never really seen you drunk - not like that.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23I've never ever seen you drink as much as what you did.

0:52:23 > 0:52:27But what I'm saying, I know how much alcohol changes a person.

0:52:27 > 0:52:30The only argument I have with you, are them

0:52:30 > 0:52:33like couple of stipulations that I did say to you

0:52:33 > 0:52:35before you came out.

0:52:35 > 0:52:39- But I think you should have just a little bit of respect.- Yeah.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41The thing that's got on my nerves is the things he's done,

0:52:41 > 0:52:43what I've asked him not to do.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45But, no matter what he does, I love him to bits.

0:52:45 > 0:52:48And nothing, nothing ever will change that.

0:52:48 > 0:52:49Have you learnt anything?

0:52:49 > 0:52:52Yeah. Maybe you are right because if I put myself in that position

0:52:52 > 0:52:55like you said with Abbie, it's not a nice feeling.

0:52:55 > 0:52:58From this experience, like, I've learnt, it's not like

0:52:58 > 0:53:00a nice emotional feeling to see

0:53:00 > 0:53:02somebody you love doing stupid things.

0:53:02 > 0:53:05So, I can understand how she's felt this week.

0:53:05 > 0:53:08I won't put you through it again.

0:53:08 > 0:53:10You can buy my dinner though.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13I knew there'd be a catch to it.

0:53:13 > 0:53:17# Without you

0:53:17 > 0:53:20# Without you #

0:53:25 > 0:53:28Tom's parents are about to reveal themselves.

0:53:28 > 0:53:31Feelings are a little bit mixed emotions

0:53:31 > 0:53:34a little bit excited, nervous.

0:53:34 > 0:53:36I can't get it in me head how Tom is going to react.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38They've had their ups and downs,

0:53:38 > 0:53:42but Tom, Lee and Blake are together at their hotel bar.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45I think the first night probably was the best night for all of us

0:53:45 > 0:53:48because we got to like see what's about.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50Yeah, it was definitely the best night.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52It was like looking what there is, what's good.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55- I can't remember the first night. - I can't remember it.- No.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58I can't remember all the nights, to be fair.

0:53:58 > 0:54:01His recent illness means Tom's laying off the beers.

0:54:01 > 0:54:03It's a learning curve though, isn't it?

0:54:03 > 0:54:06It's growing up, like leaving the nest, isn't it?

0:54:06 > 0:54:08And like leaving the parents.

0:54:12 > 0:54:13OK, Tom.

0:54:13 > 0:54:15Oh, gosh!

0:54:15 > 0:54:18Would you mind explaining about all this excess drinking?

0:54:18 > 0:54:20What about the hospital?

0:54:20 > 0:54:23- What about it?- It would have been nice if you'd phoned me to tell me.

0:54:23 > 0:54:25Put me in the picture.

0:54:25 > 0:54:27Oh, my God!

0:54:28 > 0:54:30Why are you on my holiday?

0:54:31 > 0:54:34We know. Yeah.

0:54:40 > 0:54:43How embarrassing!

0:54:43 > 0:54:46And, like, it was the weirdest thing ever.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49It's like... It's like seeing them on my holiday.

0:54:49 > 0:54:51It's like walking through the doors like that.

0:54:51 > 0:54:54What! Just thinking what they've seen this past week.

0:54:54 > 0:54:57This week has been the worst and the best of my life.

0:54:58 > 0:55:01It's all right. I've tried me best.

0:55:01 > 0:55:03Where's Blake?

0:55:03 > 0:55:06Come on, Blake, where are you?

0:55:06 > 0:55:07Come on!

0:55:07 > 0:55:10I did try and look after them though.

0:55:10 > 0:55:12In Blake's way, in Blake's world.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15The only thing I've done that I wouldn't have wanted

0:55:15 > 0:55:18Tom's parents to see is fracturing my fingers

0:55:18 > 0:55:21because I bet they thought, "What a knob!"

0:55:21 > 0:55:24It's like I'm not here to prove a point,

0:55:24 > 0:55:29I've come here to enjoy myself and I have enjoyed myself.

0:55:29 > 0:55:32Time for Pam and Alan to have a heart to heart with Tom

0:55:32 > 0:55:34about their spying experience.

0:55:34 > 0:55:37We've learnt a lot about you.

0:55:37 > 0:55:39You are becoming a man, aren't you, now?

0:55:39 > 0:55:41I think this holiday for me has enabled me

0:55:41 > 0:55:45to cut the apron strings. I can let you go university now,

0:55:45 > 0:55:47and I feel better because I know you can cope with being ill.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50You know. You'll go and meet new friends

0:55:50 > 0:55:53and you'll know how to judge those friends.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56I think the holiday has seen Tom grow up really - from the money,

0:55:56 > 0:56:00from the illness, from friendships.

0:56:00 > 0:56:02We saw you and Lee supporting each other.

0:56:02 > 0:56:06From this holiday, I know who is my friend and who is not a...

0:56:06 > 0:56:08And that has been one of the best things about it.

0:56:08 > 0:56:11- Yeah, yeah. - Emphasise the friendship.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13The main thing I'll take from this experience is friendship,

0:56:13 > 0:56:15I thought I'd come out here with two friends,

0:56:15 > 0:56:18but I'm leaving with one - it doesn't bother me.

0:56:18 > 0:56:21Me and dad have been proud of you. You've not let us down in any way.

0:56:23 > 0:56:25It's something that will stay with us,

0:56:25 > 0:56:28all parties have learnt a great deal by it.

0:56:31 > 0:56:36Next time, a big-drinking boy and a sensible girl...

0:56:36 > 0:56:38Are you being serious? Are you wanting to go out?

0:56:38 > 0:56:41..head to the Greek island of Zante.

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