0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains strong language.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10The freedom of your first ever holiday with your mates,
0:00:10 > 0:00:14where everyone's up for it... and anything goes.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Cheap booze...
0:00:15 > 0:00:18I am really drunk.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Leave me alone.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21..dirty dancing...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26..and that all-important independence...
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Argh!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31..away from Mum and Dad.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- I hope my mum never watches this. - Sorry, Dad!
0:00:34 > 0:00:39But what the teenagers don't know is that the parents are coming, too.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41That's disgusting!
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Secretly watching...
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Can we have just five minutes?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47He's an absolute bloody disgrace, he is.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49..sneakily spying...
0:00:51 > 0:00:54..and outrageously hiding...
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Tricky. Tricky.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00..all to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01It's the one thing we didn't want to see.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I'm shocked.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- He's dead. - SHE SCREAMS
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Will the parents like what they see...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You've turned from a girl to a woman.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17..as the teenagers get the shock of their lives?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- What?!- Oh!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Oh, my God!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Why are you on my holiday?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Coming up...
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Can two very different teens survive a week
0:01:29 > 0:01:30away from Mum and Dad?
0:01:32 > 0:01:3418-year-old mummy's girl, Chani...
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Thanks, Mummy. Love you.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38..waves goodbye to her worrier mum...
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I don't want to know about that.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42..and lets rip!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Cheeky Kent boy Max...
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- That is known as a tactical. - A tactical chunder.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49..leaves behind his young-at-heart dad...
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Chicks will dig him. - Oh, God.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53..and his inhibitions...
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Have my shorts fallen down?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58..but when the parents go undercover,
0:01:58 > 0:02:00will they cope with what they see?
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Oh, my God!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Or will it all prove too much?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I think you should have "right tit" put across your chest.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17In Reading, 18-year-old Chani is preparing for a girly week
0:02:17 > 0:02:18away with her mates.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I'm not too worried about embarrassing myself, really.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I kind of just go out there and do whatever I feel like doing.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Erm... We're quite heavy drinkers.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Almost certain one of us will be sick on a night out.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Yeah, I'd say we're badly behaved. I can't really think of a way
0:02:33 > 0:02:34to make it sound good.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Chani, do you want one of butter and one of Marmite?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Yeah, please.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44This is Chani's first ever holiday away from her parents,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47and mum Kim is worried about how she'll cope without anyone
0:02:47 > 0:02:48to wait on her hand and foot.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I do most things for Chani.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54She can't do anything on her own, really.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Half and half.- Thanks, Mummy. Love you.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- Love you.- She'll bring me breakfast and a cup of tea,
0:03:01 > 0:03:05and then she'll make my bed and I'll sit there and do my make-up.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Think you could do a little bit more to help Mummy,
0:03:07 > 0:03:10especially the loading of the dishwasher.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11No, we don't want that.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13She just doesn't lift a finger.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15She...she'll get up in enough time because she'll want to make
0:03:15 > 0:03:20sure that she looks nice for the day, but that's about it, really.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I'd probably put it into a little pot to take.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- No.- Well, Mummy'll put it in a little pot for you.- OK.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Kim spends her life fussing over mummy's girl Chani.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34And up till now, she's been happy to keep her head firmly in the sand
0:03:34 > 0:03:37when it comes to her daughter's wild social life.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38I know Chani's whereabouts,
0:03:38 > 0:03:42but not what she would get up to, necessarily,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45because I wouldn't want to know all the time what Chani's doing.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52So, unbeknown to Chani, mum Kim's decided to go on the trip
0:03:52 > 0:03:54because she thinks it's time to face the truth,
0:03:54 > 0:03:58and she also wants to see how Chani copes with independence.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02It's me cutting the apron strings this holiday.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07That's why I don't like Facebook, because you just find out things.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- But it's good to find out.- No. - It is. It is good.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Helping Kim confront her fears about her daughter is sister Shelly,
0:04:14 > 0:04:15who'll be coming, too.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19The less that she knows, the happier she is about it,
0:04:19 > 0:04:23but obviously being there and seeing what the girls get up to, she's not
0:04:23 > 0:04:26going to be able to get away from it, she'll have to face up to it.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I need shoes, I need accessories.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And Chani's first test of independence is to start
0:04:31 > 0:04:34budgeting her own money and stop borrowing from Mum.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Very seldom does she ever pay me back, no.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Chani gets to keep most of her money that she earns.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42You can fold my dungarees.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I had to take her bank card away from her
0:04:44 > 0:04:48because she couldn't keep within going overdrawn.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53A great night out would definitely be minimum cost and maximum fun.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Chani's dream was to go to dance college,
0:04:57 > 0:05:00but pressure on the family finances means that now,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03having left school, she's got to find herself a job.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07I thought that Chani would still be in education or dance college
0:05:07 > 0:05:10for another three years, and now she has to go and get a job.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11That's what I do!
0:05:11 > 0:05:15I definitely think that time away from my mum will help me
0:05:15 > 0:05:17sort of like find where I need to be.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20People working abroad and I'll just be like, "I could do that,
0:05:20 > 0:05:21"I really want to do that."
0:05:21 > 0:05:23So it's going to change my mind about a lot of things.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- To Kos. ALL:- Cheers!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Joining Chani on her first ever holiday without Mum will be
0:05:29 > 0:05:31her three closest mates...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I don't really think there's anything that I don't want to do.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36..up-for-it Poppy...
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Issy, I think you're going to be like the mother of the holiday,
0:05:39 > 0:05:40looking after us.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I'll make sure we get home OK.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44..mother of the group Issy...
0:05:44 > 0:05:47And Natalie, you're just the lightweight, aren't you?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48I'll just be on the floor after a drink.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50..and lightweight Natalie.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52What am I, though? What's my nickname?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's The Show-off.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00With no idea that her mum will be spying on her while she's away,
0:06:00 > 0:06:04there's one thing that Chani and all the girls are looking forward to.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07If we go back and we haven't got with a guy,
0:06:07 > 0:06:10then it kind of like tells us we haven't had a very good night,
0:06:10 > 0:06:12and if you come back and you've got with, like, I don't know,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14ten guys, then you've had a good night.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oh no, I don't need to know about that.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17I don't WANT to know about that.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21It makes me come over all peculiar.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, they can't possibly be doing that.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30We're so excited about going on our holiday.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33We'll count it down. We'll get on our little Facebook chat
0:06:33 > 0:06:36and be like, "Ten days left! Nine days left!"
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Down in Kent, 18-year-old Max
0:06:38 > 0:06:40is looking forward to the ultimate lads' holiday.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43A great night out for us is like all of us going out,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46having a laugh, getting drunk, having fun.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Cheers, lads.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51I've pulled while we've been out and my mates have told me the next day,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I'm like, "Oh, you're joking. I don't remember that at all."
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Max lives at home with his parents and it will be down to dad Geoff
0:06:57 > 0:07:00to find out whether he's a chip off the old block.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02He'll have a very good time out there.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05In fact, he'll love it out there. Chicks will dig him.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, my God!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10He's stuck in the '70s, ain't he?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12And you don't say "Chicks will dig him" any more.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15He's a laugh, my dad's a laugh, I get on really well with him,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17but sometimes he says... He thinks he's one of us.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19He still thinks he's our age.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I'm working tonight.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Oh, are ya?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Dad Geoff is looking forward to the chance to relive his youth
0:07:25 > 0:07:28on this trip because back in the day, he worked as a holiday rep.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I've had my day. My day was 25 years ago,
0:07:31 > 0:07:35but I'm quite looking forward to seeing their day as it is now.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39I can't see it changing that much, but I might be wrong.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43But there's one thing Dad definitely doesn't want to see.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46As long as he doesn't do anything stupid out there,
0:07:46 > 0:07:49like come back with unwanted tattoos or...
0:07:50 > 0:07:54..that he may regret for the next 50 years.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I don't have a tattoo yet. Promised the boys I'm going to get one.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Hopefully, I can man up a little bit and get it done.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Lovely!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05There's always a little bit of concern
0:08:05 > 0:08:09when your youngest is away on his own, but the beauty is that
0:08:09 > 0:08:10I'm going to be out there
0:08:10 > 0:08:13and be able to watch exactly what he's doing.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15They say that they'd bang anything with a pulse.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20For Max, the holiday will mark a major turning point in his life,
0:08:20 > 0:08:24because while he's away, he'll receive his A level results.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I'm shitting myself about my results, if I'm honest.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'm getting one of my mates to pick 'em up for me
0:08:30 > 0:08:31and then he'll give me a ring.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35If Max gets the right grades, he'll get the chance to go to university.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38I've got to get three Bs to get in,
0:08:38 > 0:08:42well, 300 points to get into Brighton, which is my first choice.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47So then, um, if I don't get into that, then I'm thinking about doing
0:08:47 > 0:08:48maybe a season abroad.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52But Geoff isn't keen on Max's plans to work the resorts.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55He'd rather see his son become the very first
0:08:55 > 0:08:57member of the family to get a degree.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Well, at the end of day, it is down to you, but I...- Yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04..but I think you should go straight into uni.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06It's just depending on if I get my results.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07I just want to get rid of ya.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11If you don't find out on results day,
0:09:11 > 0:09:12then you know they're not very good.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Joining Max on the holiday are three lifelong mates...
0:09:17 > 0:09:20When I get a drink in me I think I'm a bit of a ladies' man.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22..wannabe Casanova Joe...
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I think I'm the sensible one. Well, I try to be.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27..the grown-up of the group, Tom...
0:09:27 > 0:09:32I'm the dopey one that comes out with weird, weird comments.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34..and James, the fall guy.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- If you spill a drink...- You gotta lick it.- ..then spillage is lickage.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Despite thinking he's one of the lads,
0:09:41 > 0:09:43dad Geoff doesn't know everything,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46and he hopes this trip will teach him a thing or two about his son.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51I'm looking forward to seeing what he's like without him
0:09:51 > 0:09:54knowing that I'm there, to be honest with you.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57And top priority is finding out how much booze
0:09:57 > 0:10:00his son really packs away on a night out.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I'd like to think he knows his limits, but what is his limit?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Is his limit when he falls over or when, "I've had enough"?
0:10:06 > 0:10:1099% of the time I don't remember a single thing of the night before.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Things are getting desperate.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16I don't know that much about his love life, to be honest.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19He plays his cards close to his chest with his little ladies.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I'm not looking for a relationship, never have done.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I've never had a serious girlfriend, anything like that.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Just don't really see any benefit in it, really.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I am very proud of Max.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Come the end of next week, it may be a different story,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36but on the whole, in general,
0:10:36 > 0:10:39he's grown up into a nice young gentleman.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Just dump your cases and go straight out, that's the best thing to do.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45After a last word of advice from Dad...
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Look after yourself.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48..Max says his goodbyes.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- See you when I'm back.- Yeah.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54See ya later, boys.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Keep an eye on each other while you're out there,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58because I'll be keeping an eye on you.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01We'll just chuck our stuff down, put a T-shirt on, get out on the strip.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Have it!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I'm coming.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Oh, why do we have steps?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13And it's time for the mummy's girl to go it alone.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Don't forget be good.- I will. - All of you be good.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- I love you.- Love you, too.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Bye.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, dear, she's going to kill me.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Well, I don't think she'll believe it.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32We definitely need to get drinks as soon as we get to the airport.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Is it too early to have a drink?- No.- No.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Love you.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Little do the teens know that their parents will be joining them.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Both groups are heading to the sparkling Greek island of Kos,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51considered to be the jewel of the Aegean Sea.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56It's also one of the hottest party islands.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Right now!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00And every year, one million hedonists descend,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02looking for cheap booze and cheap thrills.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09For Max and his mates...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11their week of freedom starts here.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Going to get absolutely smashed. - Rat-arsed.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Proper lagging.- It's the first night, it's what you gotta do.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23No, it's the other way.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Independence challenge number one for Max
0:12:25 > 0:12:28and roommate dopey James - how to open a door.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30It's a double lock.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Do it, then.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Oh, wow, it's massive. We've got, like, a kitchen and everything.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43These rooms are tonk.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47This is sick.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51In the next room, ladies' man Joe is shacking up with sensible Tom.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53We've got a kitchen. Have you got one?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Yeah.- Got a kitchen, table, three beds.- Oh, this is unbelievable.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Domestics sorted, boozing begins.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- HE BURPS LOUDLY - Ugh, you dirty bastard.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Is it not good?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Tastes like old shit.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11- Did we wash it from when I chucked up in it?- Urgh! No!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- What way do we reckon the strip is? - Don't know. Just ask everyone.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18If we go either there or there, then chuck a left or a right...
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Independence challenge two - finding the strip.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Let's go this way. Let's give it a go.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Ah, OK.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28As the boys go in search of the bars,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31the girls touch down, and they've already got a game plan.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Can't we buy a Greek dictionary? - No.- No.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36We just need to know how to say, "Can you buy me a drink?"
0:13:36 > 0:13:39And drink, yeah.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Oh, it looks amazing.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Oh, dear. If only there was a ramp.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Yay!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Is there a mirror in the bathroom as well?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Oh, God. No, there's not. Oh, yeah, there is.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54That's fine, we've got two mirrors.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Chani is settling in with her surrogate mother, Issy.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Is it bad that I'm opening these,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02expecting to find, like, a dead rat or something?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06This isn't the best accommodation that I've stayed in.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10It seems Chani is already missing the comforts of home.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11It could be worse...
0:14:12 > 0:14:14..but I don't think it's...
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I don't think it's that likely it could be worse.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Oh, where's my suitcase? - Outside, where you left it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Come on!- >
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Tequila, you lick. You drink and you bite the lemon.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Max and the boys have managed to find their bar,
0:14:31 > 0:14:33a full 20 yards from the hotel.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Yeah, free shots.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Within half an hour,
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Max has had a taste of several holiday attractions.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Give them two a kiss an' all.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I got molested by a girl, that's the only way I can put it, molested,
0:14:51 > 0:14:53but no, it's good in there.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55We...we enjoy the attention, so it's fun.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57We're getting free shots, free drinks, everything, so it's good.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Let's hit Kos, girls.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01After two hours getting ready,
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Chani and the girls are finally ready to party.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Ready - three, two, one.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Chani immediately puts her money management plan into action,
0:15:12 > 0:15:14with several free shots.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17What's the Portugal word for "thank you"?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20It's... We're not in Portugal honey, we're in Greece.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Her mission of maximum fun, minimum spend begins.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Whee!
0:15:29 > 0:15:33People down there said they would give us free drinks,
0:15:33 > 0:15:36so I would like to go down there.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Further down the strip,
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Max and the boys are also on a mission to drink to excess.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44CHEERING
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I can't say I've done an upside-down shot before.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55That one was strong.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58It was fun, though.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00But the results are predictable.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04He's...he's thrown up everywhere. He has thrown up. Don't lie, Max.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I came out for a piss, and you're like that - urgh!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- That is known as a tactical. - That is a tactical chunder.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Definite. Look at that in the sink. - No, that's not mine. That...
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- That is yours.- That's not mine. My...- That is yours, Max.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Oh, you're disgusting. My chunder was orange, not red.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22She might be tipsy,
0:16:22 > 0:16:25but the budget-savvy Chani has sniffed out yet more free booze.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Free drink! They're buying us a drink.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Thank you.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Did you...did you put your tongue on it?
0:16:35 > 0:16:36No.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I'm here! Free drinks!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Issy tries to keep up with the boys at the bar.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45- Do you need to be sick? - Yeah, let's go.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47A bad idea.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Issy's going to be sick.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I think I'm ready to go home.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I'm tired...
0:16:55 > 0:16:57and I miss my mum.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Oh...
0:17:02 > 0:17:06But what Chani doesn't know is Mummy's a lot closer
0:17:06 > 0:17:08than she thinks.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12The parents have landed in Kos.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Hello, evening. Hi, I'm Andrew.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Andrew, I'm Shelly. - Shelly, nice to meet you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Because Max's mum couldn't make the trip,
0:17:17 > 0:17:19his uncle Andrew has come along instead.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Hello, Geoff.- Hello, Kim, nice to meet you.- We're sisters.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Right, and we're brothers. - Oh, OK.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27So it'll be nice to see what they've actually been up to.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'd like to think I know what he does.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33They go out purely to get pissed.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38Chani's never come home really, really drunk, she can't have done.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Well, I don't... I mean, I'm there when she comes home,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42and she doesn't make a sound.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I think the next couple of days are going to open your eyes.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49How would you feel if you saw Max running down the high street naked?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51If they go skinny-dipping, they wouldn't bother me.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Oh, no, I just think it's dangerous.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- Kim wouldn't like that.- It's dark. If they've been having alcohol...
0:17:57 > 0:18:00See, that wouldn't do, really. Honestly.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I have a fear of water, you see - that's where that comes from.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- I'm...I'm... I can't...- Not the fear of nakedness.- Yeah.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09If you show me anything about Chani in the water,
0:18:09 > 0:18:11I need to see something after,
0:18:11 > 0:18:14to make sure that she's actually out and she's OK, cos I get...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16So, Chani can run into the sea naked
0:18:16 > 0:18:18as long as she's wearing armbands?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20No, no. She can't go naked anywhere!
0:18:20 > 0:18:25With Chani's mum Kim already worried about pretty much everything,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28the parents head off to the hotel.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Which is exactly what Chani is attempting to do.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34We are going home.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Because Chani is too drunk, and Natalie...
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Natalie is too drunk. - Natalie is too drunk.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I am perfectly fine.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43OK, do a roly poly, then. Ready?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Yay! Well done, Nats!
0:18:47 > 0:18:51The free booze has blinded Chani to danger.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Let's get on. Where are you going?
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Chani!
0:18:54 > 0:18:55With no helmets,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58she and Natalie hitch a lift with a complete stranger.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00So, do you promise it's safe?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Yes, I promise it's safe. - Nats? Two people.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05It's her mum's worst nightmare.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07SHE SCREAMS
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Just keep going down this road, just keep going.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Chani and Natalie are being taken... - On a motorcycle and...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15And they've gone off into the distance.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18They've gone that way, and we don't know where they've gone.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'm sure they're safe.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24That was insane, that was so good.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25That was fun.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27That was so good, thank you.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Thank you very much.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I don't think that was the most sensible thing.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Who was that person?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41I think Poppy's a little bit ill in the bathroom right now, which...
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Yeah.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Pops?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Yeah?- Um, just make sure you're on your side as well.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Recovery position.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yeah.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Poppy?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00# Let's go fucking mental! Na na na nah! Hey! #
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Back on the strip, Max and the boys are still going strong.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06CHANTING
0:20:06 > 0:20:09But it looks like wannabe Casanova Joe's tactics
0:20:09 > 0:20:11need a little finessing.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15At least he hasn't fallen victim
0:20:15 > 0:20:19to the lads' strict drinking rule, though - spillage is lickage.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh, for fuck's sake.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Spillage is fucking lickage.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Spillage is lickage, mate.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27From there to there, that's...that's the deal.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Wahey! - That is absolutely vile.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It tastes like dog shit.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Well, cos probably a dog has shit there.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39And it's soon all too much for sensible Tom.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- I'll take you home. - He's going home!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Keep going, keep going, keep going. - Just chill.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50The first night is always a sprint, and Tom couldn't last the sprint.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52We'll always look after each other.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55If one of us has to go home, we'll take him home.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59With the parents settled into their hotel, they're now desperate
0:20:59 > 0:21:02to see what their offspring have been getting up to.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05They've got to be out doing something,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- but I hope it's not too outrageous. - Mm.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11I hope they'll be the really good group, and the quiet group,
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- and then perhaps the boys will be the loud, rowdy ones.- Yeah, I think.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- One of them's bound to have been carried home so far.- Yeah.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19You know what, they're young kids,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22they just do not know limits,
0:21:22 > 0:21:27so either carried home or just left in a crumpled heap somewhere.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30The moment of truth, I guess.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Yeah...
0:21:31 > 0:21:33First up, the boys.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34- There we go. - That ain't tequila.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36All right, who's going to drink it?
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Ooh, no.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Lemon.- Tequila.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Licking her tummy button! Oh, no, you can't do that!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Go on, Max, straight in!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49That's taking... Oh...
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Ooh, that's another one.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Two of 'em!- Two!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01So have you ever seen licking of the tummy button?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Yes. Yeah, that was being done 25 years ago.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Oh, not in places I go to. - We went to the wrong places!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08We never saw that.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- No.- Don't know where the belly button's been, really, do you?
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Next instalment. Please still be standing.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Oh, Max!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Keep going, son!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- What would that do for ya?- No idea.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Will it get them drunk quicker?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26He's the party boy, isn't he?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28He's not looking good.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I came in for a piss, and you're like that - urgh!
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Oh, he's been sick.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Has he been sick?- Max has been sick.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- That is known as a tactical. - That is a tactical chunder.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Does it bother you?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42At the end of the day, he's out with the lads, and they are...
0:22:42 > 0:22:45they're getting shots chucked down them, they're not doing any harm.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- No. - They're not upsetting anybody.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Yeah.- When they were sick, they did clean up after him.- Yeah.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- They went to the bathroom.- Yeah.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Overall, I was quite pleased with Max.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00They got fairly drunk, which is normal for the lads
0:23:00 > 0:23:01when they're out.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Their drinking games... I see quite often at home...
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- That's what boys do, isn't it? - ..when they go out.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07He's not got into trouble,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10he's not made an absolute arse of himself.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11He's an 18-year-old lad
0:23:11 > 0:23:13on a lads' holiday, where there's alcohol involved.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Time for mum Kim and aunt Shelly to check up on Chani.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Ready - three, two, one.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Ooh, that's Chani.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23That's Chani. Well, she doesn't hang about, does she?
0:23:23 > 0:23:24I know!
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Blimey!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27There's three drinks there lined up.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28SHE GASPS
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- It's what they can get for 5 euro, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Why do they have to drink 'em so quick like that, though?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Three - bang, gone!
0:23:37 > 0:23:41I'm going to try and stay sensible, but I'm not feeling too sensible now.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Is this the first time you've seen Chani in this state?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Really, drinking like that, yes, yeah.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- So you weren't expecting it? - I've never seen her a bit slurry
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- with her voice at all, no. - Right.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I think the worry is, is they're drinking them so quickly.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Yeah, too quickly, much too quickly.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58That it's...it's not having chance to take effect
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- before they take the next one. - Yeah.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Is it safe to hop on?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Oh, she's not gone on a motorbike!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Don't get on the bike. Don't get on the bike.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- Ah, no, there's two. - Two of 'em on the bike.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Chani, get off!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13SHE SCREAMS
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Ooh, my God!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh, dear.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Keep going. That was insane!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Oh, my God.- Oh, dear!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I wouldn't have even thought she would have done anything like that.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Makes me feel quite sick.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Is that something that you'll have a word with Chani about?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Oh, definitely.- The fact she went on a motorbike without a helmet?- Mmm.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Yeah, cos I can't even think what to say about it, really.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- I'm surprised about the motorbike. - Yeah.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40I'm surprised about that. I didn't think that she'd go...
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Yeah, I think Chani'll have a ticking-off.- ..on a motorbike.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Yeah, that'll be a big telling-off.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53I just feel so ill. Think I need to throw up.
0:24:53 > 0:24:5611am, and after getting in at 3 o'clock in the morning,
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Max is nursing the mother of all hangovers,
0:24:59 > 0:25:02and today he'll be getting his A level results.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I'll be all right in a bit.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06We hope.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12And for dad Geoff, who desperately wants his son
0:25:12 > 0:25:17to get into university, it's going to be a long, nervous wait.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21If he gets into Brighton then it'll be happy days. It's his future.
0:25:22 > 0:25:27Finally, at 3.00 in the afternoon, Max rings a mate back home.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30'Hello.'
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Hello, mate. You all right?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35He thinks he needs three Bs to secure a place at university.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38'Um, yeah, you got a B in business,
0:25:38 > 0:25:41'B in geography and a C in drama.'
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Mm, that's going to be a close one.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I think it might be all right, hopefully.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47'I don't know, I've seen
0:25:47 > 0:25:50'a lot of people who've got kind of one grade off...'
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Oh, really? Fingers crossed I got into Brighton.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Max's probably a bit nervous not knowing
0:25:54 > 0:25:57whether he's got into uni yet. I reckon he can do it.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01With no idea his dad has been waiting just down the road...
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Hello.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05..he finally makes contact.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Have you got your results?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I got B, B, C.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11You sound a little disappointed, or are you just hungover?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Er, I'm a little bit surprised I didn't get the A in business,
0:26:14 > 0:26:16but I don't know if I got into Brighton yet.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19I need to go on the internet to find out.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21So you'll find out today or tomorrow, will you?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I'll find out today, yeah.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Text me as soon as you can,
0:26:25 > 0:26:28so then I can give Mum the good or the bad news.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30All right. See ya later.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33'See you later.'
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Slightly disappointed for him, really,
0:26:37 > 0:26:40cos he wanted Brighton, so he'll know this afternoon
0:26:40 > 0:26:44once he gets online and checks on the internet with UCAS
0:26:44 > 0:26:48whether he's...whether he's got the place guaranteed or not.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51So the ball's in his court now, at the end of the day.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Later that afternoon,
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Max heads off to the internet cafe to discover his fate.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Yes! Get in there!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09"Congratulations! Your place at the University of Brighton
0:27:09 > 0:27:12"to study geography has been confirmed."
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Is that Brighton?- Yeah.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15He's in!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Well happy. So happy I got in, thank God!
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Time to celebrate...
0:27:19 > 0:27:23with a testosterone-fuelled holiday classic.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- This looks like the place to me. - Yeah, this is it.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32But Max hasn't texted his dad with the news.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34So, desperate to find out more,
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Geoff has raced to the track to spy on his son.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45Max has no idea his dad's just yards away.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Max is now third.- Go on, then, son.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Just finished driving and they're straight on the beer.
0:27:56 > 0:28:01- I don't know, at this stage, whether he's got Brighton...- Or not.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Or not got Brighton, and that not knowing is...
0:28:04 > 0:28:06is killing me at the moment.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09I would like to hear whether he's actually got it.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13As soon as I went on the website, I logged in
0:28:13 > 0:28:14and I was trying to find out.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15Here we go.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17I'm just glad I got in.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20He's in! He's in!
0:28:20 > 0:28:22I did it, thank God.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30He'll probably be so happy, he'll be like,
0:28:30 > 0:28:33"Yes! No Max for three years."
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Well done. Well done.
0:28:35 > 0:28:36What are you texting him?
0:28:36 > 0:28:40Went to the internet cafe earlier, got the place at Brighton.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Happy days.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45It's everything Geoff had hoped for.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49His son will now be the first person in the family to go to uni.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53I am over the moon, absolutely over the moon.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55This is what he wanted.
0:28:55 > 0:28:56So he's not taking a year out.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59HE CRIES
0:28:59 > 0:29:02CURSES UNDER HIS BREATH
0:29:02 > 0:29:04- I am so happy.- Just get the shots in.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06They're all talking about getting the shots in.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09Oh, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Magic. Absolutely magic.
0:29:11 > 0:29:12And then to get a text,
0:29:12 > 0:29:15cos he obviously doesn't know that I'm only 20 yards away, he
0:29:15 > 0:29:20probably could have heard me bawling my eyes out if he'd been listening.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22I might get pissed tonight as well, actually.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28As the sun goes down, the girls glam up for another night on the town.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31And as ever, they're watching their money.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34I might take some alcohol in my clutch bag.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37We've got our pre-drink. Shall we start like having a drink now?
0:29:37 > 0:29:38Yeah.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41We're going to make ourselves some pre-drinks here and then
0:29:41 > 0:29:44I think tonight, we're going to try and find the cheapest deals we can.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47Just so we can drink as much as possible, really.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50Tonight might be about free drinks but Chani's learning a valuable
0:29:50 > 0:29:54lesson on budgeting, which is key to her future independence.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58If I move house, I need to look at bills and things like that,
0:29:58 > 0:30:00so I definitely need to budget my money
0:30:00 > 0:30:03and make sure I'm not spending on pointless things.
0:30:05 > 0:30:09The girls set the mood for the night with a drinking game.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11I have never had sex in a public place.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Anyone who has ever...sips a drink.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19I have never had sex in my parents' bed.
0:30:22 > 0:30:23THEY LAUGH
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Why is everyone looking at me?
0:30:25 > 0:30:28- Are you sure, Cha? - No, I've like canoodled!
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Three, two, one.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32After their warm-up in the hotel,
0:30:32 > 0:30:35the girls get into the swing of things on the strip.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40Do it one more time.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44But tonight, they won't be alone.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48Chani's mum and her aunt are heading their way.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51I like the first mini one, it's safer.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Kim wants to see first hand how her little girl
0:30:53 > 0:30:56really behaves on a night out.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59CHANTING Chani! Chani! Chani!
0:30:59 > 0:31:03With Chani poised to put on a performance, she has no idea
0:31:03 > 0:31:07her audience includes her mum, who's watching from across the street.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Can you hear them? I can hear them.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19CROWD CHEER
0:31:19 > 0:31:21I could get where you might want to do it in a fitness club,
0:31:21 > 0:31:24but not in front, where everybody can see you though.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27- She's not uncovered.- It's not bad, is it, no?- No.- No.- No, no.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29At least she's no skirt on.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Ooh, no! Ooh, dear.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Oh, no, she'll have burns between her legs tomorrow.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38- No, they get bruises.- Huh!
0:31:38 > 0:31:40- They get bruises.- Pinches your skin.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43SHE SQUEALS
0:31:43 > 0:31:45What do you think, Kim?
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Don't understand why you'd want to do that round a pole,
0:31:48 > 0:31:51when it just pinches and pulls your skin.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54That's not proper dancing, though, is it?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56It's...it's really hard.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58What are you doing?
0:31:58 > 0:32:01I still can't believe they're only just there.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Do you think we ought to get going before they see us
0:32:07 > 0:32:10- or leave the club?- Let's get going before they...- Yeah. Yeah.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16It's 2.30am and Max is continuing to celebrate
0:32:16 > 0:32:18his exam results on the strip.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Uni!
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Chani and the girls head for their next bar,
0:32:23 > 0:32:26and by chance run into the boys.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Char-ne! Char-ne!
0:32:28 > 0:32:29Chani?
0:32:29 > 0:32:33And it seems Natalie has caught Max's eye.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Man, that brunette is so fit.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38They're all right, they're a laugh, them.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41My mission is to get Natalie and Max together.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45If Max was like up for it, she would, like, do anything,
0:32:45 > 0:32:46like, literally anything.
0:32:46 > 0:32:51After a few drinks, and a bit of flirting, Max moves things on.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54We're going to the beach with the girls.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57I don't know where the boys are. Are the boys coming?
0:32:57 > 0:33:03Ugh, shit! Careful. Argh! Nats, careful, you're scaring me.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Yes! I did it!
0:33:07 > 0:33:11We are getting in the sea. It is going to be so cold.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Max in his shorts.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16And it's not even that cold.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19Oh, what, are you going... are you going in fully clothed?
0:33:19 > 0:33:22Watch my beers! Watch my beers!
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Oi, what's Tom doing? Thomas.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Hello, Tom.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Signed a contract to be boring.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31Since when, if someone didn't want to go in the sea, are they boring?
0:33:31 > 0:33:34If you were in the sea with some hot girls, I'd jump in.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:33:37 > 0:33:40GIGGLING
0:33:40 > 0:33:43It looks like Poppy's wish for Max and Natalie to get together
0:33:43 > 0:33:45might be coming true.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48- Are you having fu...? - Oh, my God!
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Oh, my God! He's holding her hand.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54He's holding her hand! He's holding her hand!
0:33:54 > 0:33:56How was that for you, honey?
0:33:57 > 0:34:00Me and Natalie had a little kiss.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02- We've just gone swimming. - Nats finally got on it.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05- Max got...- Whoa! - No wait, Nats got with Max.
0:34:05 > 0:34:06THEY LAUGH
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- Are you going to knob her? - Are you going to secret seal it?
0:34:10 > 0:34:13- Fucking hell, man.- Seal the deal. - You lot make me cringe.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Signed, sealed and delivered. The old in out, in out.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22After a quick change, both the boys and the girls hit the all-night bar.
0:34:27 > 0:34:31While Natalie dances, Max gets cosy with a different brunette.
0:34:33 > 0:34:38A girl has jumped at me, can't complain. Good news!
0:34:38 > 0:34:43With Natalie side-lined, Max now goes for broke - with a blonde.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50And by 7am, things are getting steamy.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53- Is that Max?- Yeah. - That's so funny!
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- Are you jel? - No, I don't want to.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Don't hate the player, hate the game.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00I don't know what's going on.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03we're just getting some food at the minute and maybe drop her back off...
0:35:03 > 0:35:08Her room's above Downtown, drop her back there, go back to mine.
0:35:08 > 0:35:09HE CHUCKLES
0:35:11 > 0:35:17Natalie and Max didn't really go anywhere.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20They were on it before he walked off with someone else.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21THEY LAUGH
0:35:21 > 0:35:23- Such a gent!- Yeah.- True gent!
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Ooh, there's a girl I like, I'm going to get with her.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28Ooh, wait a minute, there's another one, let's line them up.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31What's your friend's name?
0:35:31 > 0:35:33HE LAUGHS
0:35:33 > 0:35:36No! Nah. Babe.
0:35:42 > 0:35:46After going walkabout for a couple of hours, Max has rejoined
0:35:46 > 0:35:50the lads back at the hotel and they want a full debrief.
0:35:50 > 0:35:54Deal wasn't sealed. Yet.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57I think the foundations were laid.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Max had a good night.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Well, he went the furthest, got a little blowy.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Are you a gentleman?
0:36:04 > 0:36:08I like to see myself as a bit of gentleman, not a prick.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Whether dad Geoff thinks the same remains to be seen, as the parents
0:36:14 > 0:36:19are gathering together for the next instalment of their kids' antics.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22I just hope they don't get too drunk
0:36:22 > 0:36:25and come home with a tattoo that they regret.
0:36:25 > 0:36:30Worse thing? a 75-year-old granny at the back of a bar, I guess.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Oh, mate, Ads, you can't say that.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35But first, it's the girls' confessional.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37I have never had sex in my parents' bed.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39- So they have to drink if they have. - Huh! If they have.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41- Ooh, no!- Ooh, dear.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43I'm not looking.
0:36:43 > 0:36:44THEY LAUGH
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Do you know, I've, like, canoodled.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49The news hasn't yet sunk in for Kim
0:36:49 > 0:36:52that her daughter's been getting down and dirty in her bed.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Cos if you're thinking of the same thing as me,
0:36:55 > 0:36:56it was barely sex at all!
0:36:56 > 0:36:58GEOFF LAUGHS
0:36:58 > 0:37:01And you didn't know that Chani had barely had sex,
0:37:01 > 0:37:03but canoodled, in your bed?
0:37:03 > 0:37:06Ooh, ooh, I didn't know it was in my bed, no.
0:37:06 > 0:37:10I do know that Chani has had sex, but not in my bed.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14What...what's the difference between doing it as a 18-year-old
0:37:14 > 0:37:18with contraception in a hotel bed behind your back,
0:37:18 > 0:37:19or doing it in your house?
0:37:19 > 0:37:22I think it's because that's my own personal space,
0:37:22 > 0:37:24if Chani was in my bed.
0:37:24 > 0:37:25- It's a respect issue.- Yes!
0:37:25 > 0:37:28- Having sex in your own...in... - Parents' bed.- ..Your parents' bed.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30- Yeah.- Yeah. - That would disappoint me.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32- Yeah.- Wow!- Yeah.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Right, shall we carry on?
0:37:36 > 0:37:39At home, obviously, I would have help with budgeting my money.
0:37:39 > 0:37:43Yes, you would, Chani. I took your bank card away from you.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45At home, I pay for, like, my phone bill.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Being here, it's made me realise that
0:37:47 > 0:37:50when I get a job I will need to step back
0:37:50 > 0:37:53and look at the things like that and sort of, like, budget my money.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55Yeah. If she wants something, she buys it,
0:37:55 > 0:37:58even if she hasn't got the money for it.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00- So who picks up the tab?- Me.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03With the phone, you see, she got behind with her phone bill,
0:38:03 > 0:38:06so that's why I had to take her bank card away from her
0:38:06 > 0:38:09- and keep it for four weeks. - This could now be a turning point.
0:38:10 > 0:38:15Now it's Geoff's turn to discover how Max treats the opposite sex.
0:38:15 > 0:38:19- Hello! Taking them skinny-dipping. - They're going skinny-dipping.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Who's that with Max there?
0:38:21 > 0:38:23I think it's Natalie.
0:38:23 > 0:38:24Me and Natalie had a little kiss.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Was that them just passing by?
0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Yeah, so the girls and the boys together.- Yeah.
0:38:29 > 0:38:30She's happy.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33I don't think that's Natalie, cos the girls are sat outside.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Who was that? And the girls are clearly here, being filmed, look.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39- Yeah, the girls are outside. - Ah, yeah.
0:38:39 > 0:38:40Oh, another snog.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42That's not a very flattering look, is it, honey?
0:38:42 > 0:38:45< That's not a good look, is it, that one?
0:38:45 > 0:38:47No, that's definitely too much alcohol on a night out.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50- See, I'm pleased that that's not... - Natalie.
0:38:50 > 0:38:51Yeah, any of them.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56So, Geoff, what do you think that says about Max
0:38:56 > 0:38:59and his attitude to the opposite sex?
0:38:59 > 0:39:02I think it's a...it's a holiday thing, more than anything else.
0:39:02 > 0:39:06I don't believe Max would be like that at home.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10Um, he's in the holiday mood, he's had a few drinks, he's got girls
0:39:10 > 0:39:13throwing themselves at him, almost, and I suppose an 18-year-old,
0:39:13 > 0:39:17he's fairly good looking, it's going to be difficult to say no, isn't it?
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Cos you felt a bit protective against Natalie, didn't you?
0:39:20 > 0:39:21Oh, the girl, yeah.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24I kind of assumed that they were together.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26I think they'd gone to the bar together,
0:39:26 > 0:39:30and to then see Max in the bar tickling someone else's tonsils
0:39:30 > 0:39:32was a bit of a shock, really, and I...
0:39:32 > 0:39:35There is that element of hypocrisy of what the girls want to do,
0:39:35 > 0:39:38but it's kind of swung round the other way.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40The girls will quite happily go out, fleece the boys for money,
0:39:40 > 0:39:43get them to buy drinks and then just disappear into the night
0:39:43 > 0:39:45once they've got their drinks out of 'em.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48You admitted the other night that the girls will snog somebody
0:39:48 > 0:39:50just to get a drink out of them and then disappear.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53They do, but they don't do it in front of the others' faces.
0:39:53 > 0:39:54But they don't see that.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57When they take a drink off of people, it's at the bar.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59They're buying a whole round of drinks and they'll say,
0:39:59 > 0:40:01"Here, love, do you want a drink?"
0:40:01 > 0:40:04And they'll say, "Yeah, um, but we're over here with our friends."
0:40:04 > 0:40:07- "That's all right, have a drink." - I don't think it's as clean as that.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10- You'd love to think it is.- Most of the time it is.- I don't think so.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13To be fair, Max has had a snog without buying a girl a drink.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Max seemed to have a connection with Natalie.
0:40:15 > 0:40:20He'd met a nice girl, but then all of a sudden, he's kissing one girl
0:40:20 > 0:40:22and then we see him with another girl
0:40:22 > 0:40:26and she's got her bottom cheek out and then he walks off with her.
0:40:26 > 0:40:32Ex-holiday rep Geoff is still yet to be shocked by anything his son does.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35Max is 18, Max has condoms on him.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39He is a consenting adult, you know, when it comes to sex.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42- Yeah.- And it looks as though Max is quite liberal.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45- Yeah, blondes, brunettes. So yeah. - Yeah.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47GEOFF LAUGHS
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Interesting one today. Right.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Andrew made me feel a bit uncomfortable
0:40:52 > 0:40:55when he was talking about the girls going out purely just to get
0:40:55 > 0:40:57the lads to buy them drinks.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00He seemed to think that they went out just to get lads to
0:41:00 > 0:41:02buy them drinks, without being friends with them,
0:41:02 > 0:41:05and, in my eyes, that's not what they do.
0:41:08 > 0:41:13Chani and the girls have decided on an afternoon of watersports.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17But what they don't know is that Chani's mum Kim
0:41:17 > 0:41:19and aunt Shelly have come along too.
0:41:19 > 0:41:24Kim's fear of any water-based activity means
0:41:24 > 0:41:26this is going to be a very trying spy mission.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30Oh, I can see them, I can see Chani. She looks ever so tanned.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33I don't want to, like, run out of money for my last...
0:41:33 > 0:41:34- Big night.- Yeah.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37While Chani continues to watch her pennies,
0:41:37 > 0:41:42Mum and Shelly take up position in a restaurant overlooking the beach.
0:41:42 > 0:41:43I don't want her to do it now.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Yeah, but she's all right, Kim, she can swim.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48- They'll have life jackets on. - I'm looking for the life jacket.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51They will put life jackets on, course they will.
0:41:51 > 0:41:52There you go.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55See! Now you're happy, they're putting the life jacket on. Or not.
0:41:55 > 0:41:56Yeah.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00Oh, they're away! Look!
0:42:01 > 0:42:05Oh, look at them bouncing. Duh-duh-duh!
0:42:05 > 0:42:06Oh, my God!
0:42:09 > 0:42:12But it's all too much for water phobe Kim.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15See them, they just went past again and they're all still on it.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17I'll be all right in a minute.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Ooh, my God.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Ah, you've made me cry, Kimmy. You're so funny. You're so funny.
0:42:22 > 0:42:26You need to go in the water some time, I think.
0:42:26 > 0:42:27INDISTINCT
0:42:29 > 0:42:31That is really bad.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34That's really bad.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37- They're coming in now. - I don't care.- They're coming in.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40I just want to know that they're... Can't see them, though.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43Oh, look, here's the girls coming to the left.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- Ah, yeah.- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There she is. That's good.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48That's all right. It's good.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51- Kim, we better go. Come on. - At least they're OK.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53- Come on.- Ooh.
0:42:53 > 0:42:57Kim and Shelly make a quick getaway before they're spotted by the girls.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02As night falls...
0:43:02 > 0:43:06it's the end of the road for Max's uncle Andrew.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09He's been called back to the UK.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11- Thanks for doing this. - No, it's a pleasure. Pleasure.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15From here on in, dad Geoff must go it alone.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19It's the teenagers' last night of freedom,
0:43:19 > 0:43:23and Max is about to do the one thing Dad told him not to do.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25I've come to get a camel on my big toe.
0:43:28 > 0:43:33Max has no idea that dad Geoff has come to secretly spy on him.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36- You've come to get a camel? - It's a camel toe.
0:43:36 > 0:43:37All right.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41He's watching just metres away across the street
0:43:41 > 0:43:45and for the very first time on the holiday, he's not happy.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47You stupid boy!
0:43:47 > 0:43:49It'll be funny when it's done,
0:43:49 > 0:43:52but I think while it's getting done it won't be so funny.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55Agh, making me sweat, the thought of it.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Want a lolly?
0:43:57 > 0:43:59I'll have a lolly, yes, I'd love a lolly.
0:43:59 > 0:44:00THEY LAUGH
0:44:00 > 0:44:03This has made it so much more worth it.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06Max, don't do it!
0:44:06 > 0:44:07How much is it, by the way?
0:44:07 > 0:44:10- 50 euros.- 50.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13Don't have it done. 50 euros. It's a waste of 50 euros.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15That's a full day's work for you.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18Think when they see the tattoo, my dad'd laugh, my mum'd try...
0:44:18 > 0:44:23try to hold back her laughter, but I think she'd be wetting herself.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Dad's not laughing.
0:44:25 > 0:44:26MACHINE BUZZES
0:44:26 > 0:44:29Wait until you show your mum that you've had a camel toe put on.
0:44:29 > 0:44:33What's she's going to say? What...how is she going to react?
0:44:33 > 0:44:36I think he's just being so bloody stupid, really.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39I think he's just trying to prove a point to the lads.
0:44:40 > 0:44:44Just ridiculous, really. Hilarious, but ridiculous.
0:44:44 > 0:44:48I think Max is finding this more funny than his mates are.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50Is this going to be your new chat-up line, then,
0:44:50 > 0:44:53"Hello, ladies, would you like to see my camel toe?
0:44:53 > 0:44:55"You show me yours and I'll show you mine."
0:44:55 > 0:44:58You show me your camel toe, I'll show you my camel toe.
0:44:58 > 0:44:59That is a good line!
0:44:59 > 0:45:02I can't believe he just said that. Can he hear me?
0:45:02 > 0:45:06I think you should have "right tit" put across your chest as well.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09- Done, mate.- We done?- Yeah.
0:45:09 > 0:45:10Sick! Love it!
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- Let's see. - I love me little camel.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15- Is that it? - Not a bad little camel.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23The girls, too, are making the most of their last night on the strip.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25He said, "You're not having free shots."
0:45:25 > 0:45:27I said, "We got free shots down there."
0:45:27 > 0:45:29He was like, "OK, I'll give you a free shot."
0:45:31 > 0:45:34I can't get my mouth round it!
0:45:34 > 0:45:38Knowing she's got to start searching for a job as soon as she gets home,
0:45:38 > 0:45:41Chani has talked the bartender into letting her get
0:45:41 > 0:45:43some work experience.
0:45:43 > 0:45:44This is a "sex on the beach".
0:45:44 > 0:45:48I've seen a couple of places here that have been like "staff wanted",
0:45:48 > 0:45:51so I think I could be very good at this job,
0:45:51 > 0:45:54because this is the best drink I've ever tasted and I made it.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56I'm improvising.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59Barmaid for maybe just a couple of months, that could work,
0:45:59 > 0:46:01just for a bit of money.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04My mum would be quite pleased to get rid of me for a little bit.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Teach me how this works.
0:46:06 > 0:46:10This trip has been a lot more than just partying for Chani.
0:46:10 > 0:46:15Time away from her mum has taught her a big lesson about independence.
0:46:15 > 0:46:18I would absolutely love to start earning my own money,
0:46:18 > 0:46:20so I can pay for my drinks, everything by myself.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22There you go.
0:46:22 > 0:46:25It'd be nice for me to actually make my own money,
0:46:25 > 0:46:27rather than just, like, asking my mum for money.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Now it's time to get drunk.
0:46:31 > 0:46:35It's 3.30am and the boys are celebrating Max's tattoo
0:46:35 > 0:46:36with a "suicide slammer".
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Not a clever idea.
0:46:40 > 0:46:44My eye is quite red and I'm not surprised because
0:46:44 > 0:46:46I just did a "suicide slammer"
0:46:46 > 0:46:49and I practically squeezed a whole slice of lemon in it.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51Have another one!
0:46:51 > 0:46:55Don't know about those pricks, but, er, I went for it.
0:46:55 > 0:46:59It's called a "head fucker". Is it seven spirits?
0:46:59 > 0:47:01- Eight.- Eight spirits.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03Going to fuck with my head.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05It's worked out well to me cos the boys were like,
0:47:05 > 0:47:07"Oh, yeah, get it done and we'll buy you a free drink."
0:47:07 > 0:47:09So they're getting me a free drink,
0:47:09 > 0:47:11but they're getting the worst drinks they can find.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Good night, Max.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16You having a piss, James?
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- Fucking loving this.- Yeah? - Don't fu...
0:47:19 > 0:47:20MAX LAUGHS
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Max is certainly enjoying himself.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24You lot are being boring, that's all.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25We're not. I'm not boring, OK?
0:47:25 > 0:47:29That's the most unattractive vagina I have ever seen in my life.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31Have my shorts fallen down?
0:47:31 > 0:47:33We're getting a little clit going on there.
0:47:38 > 0:47:42It's the final day of the holiday and the last chance for the parents
0:47:42 > 0:47:46to see what their offspring have been getting up to without them.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48The last day instalment, I guess.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50This isn't a normal "sex on the beach".
0:47:50 > 0:47:53- What's she doing? - Oh, she's behind the bar.
0:47:53 > 0:47:57Oh, she's a barmaid. Do you think Chani's got a job, then?
0:47:57 > 0:48:00I don't think so. She's not doing it very well, is she?
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Look, one's got a lot in and one's got not much.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06I've seen a couple of places here that have been like "staff wanted",
0:48:06 > 0:48:08so I think I could be very good at this job.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10Do you think she'd come over here?
0:48:10 > 0:48:13I wouldn't...I wouldn't have a problem if she wanted to go
0:48:13 > 0:48:16somewhere like that and get a job. And a bar job would be fine.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18- For a couple of months. - For a couple of months.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21- I think it would do her good to be somewhere on her own.- Yeah.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24I think it'll be nice for me to actually make my own money,
0:48:24 > 0:48:27rather than just, like, asking my mum for money.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30Seeing her daughter taking responsibility
0:48:30 > 0:48:32is the wake-up call Kim's needed.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34I've got to try and let Chani go.
0:48:34 > 0:48:38It will be hard, but it's something that I've got to try.
0:48:38 > 0:48:43She can't stay with me, like we are, for the next ten years.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45Then when does it stop?
0:48:45 > 0:48:48Now it's Geoff's turn to catch up with his son.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50It's called a "head fucker".
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Is it seven spirits?
0:48:52 > 0:48:54- Eight.- Eight spirits.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56- Eight spirits in one drink! - Eight spirits in one drink.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58Oh, no!
0:48:58 > 0:49:02- Oh. It's how quick they drink it. - That is just disgusting.- Look!
0:49:02 > 0:49:05Saw Max having a cocktail called a "head fuck",
0:49:05 > 0:49:09which in all my years in the travel industry, I've not heard of.
0:49:09 > 0:49:13And then he then went off and done some weird dance on his own,
0:49:13 > 0:49:15so maybe it was quite a head fuck for him.
0:49:15 > 0:49:18Is it a mangina or...or is it just looking like a cock?
0:49:18 > 0:49:20Oh, my dear! Ooh!
0:49:20 > 0:49:24- Oh, my God! - He's given himself a fufu.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26We're getting a little clit going on there.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28- I can't look at that.- No. Geoff, tell us when it's gone.
0:49:28 > 0:49:31That could well be offensive, in the middle of the road.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33- In the middle of the road! - To the passers-by.
0:49:33 > 0:49:36If he'd done something like that when they were in their rooms...
0:49:36 > 0:49:39- Perhaps that's a prank, isn't it? - Yeah.- But out on the street...
0:49:39 > 0:49:42Tha...that shows his slight immaturity, doesn't it?
0:49:42 > 0:49:44Yeah, I think so.
0:49:44 > 0:49:48He's not fully grown up yet, he's just left school,
0:49:48 > 0:49:52- just going to university...- That's going to be his party trick now.
0:49:52 > 0:49:53That's his party trick.
0:49:56 > 0:50:00Max and Chani's time on Kos is drawing to an end.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03The teenagers have no idea that their parents have been
0:50:03 > 0:50:08watching their every move, but now the truth is about to be revealed.
0:50:08 > 0:50:12I'm excited, nervous. There's a few bad things that they've done,
0:50:12 > 0:50:13but also a few positive things.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16Can't wait to see them, absolutely can't wait to see them.
0:50:16 > 0:50:23Whilst Chani and the girls top up their tans, Kim and Shelly close in.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Like before we go out and we get out and we stay out till...
0:50:25 > 0:50:27- Yeah.- ..whatever time.
0:50:27 > 0:50:29Are we going to have a meal, do you think?
0:50:29 > 0:50:31We should definitely get dinner tonight.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33Hello, girls.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35What the hell?!
0:50:35 > 0:50:38- Been on any motorbikes recently? - LAUGHTER
0:50:38 > 0:50:40I didn't go on a motorbike.
0:50:40 > 0:50:45- We've been watching you all week. - I bet you've loved it.
0:50:45 > 0:50:47No helmet, Chani, on the motorbike!
0:50:47 > 0:50:49You don't have to wear a helmet here, it's not the law.
0:50:49 > 0:50:51Anyway, have you had a good time, all of you?
0:50:51 > 0:50:53It's been very good.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55It's so weird to know that she's literally been
0:50:55 > 0:50:56watching my every move.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01I still can't believe it.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04I think, yeah, she's got a few things she needs to have out with me,
0:51:04 > 0:51:07but I think it'll be all right.
0:51:08 > 0:51:11And the first thing Mum wants to have out with Chani
0:51:11 > 0:51:12is her drunken motorbike ride.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14See, with a smile on your face,
0:51:14 > 0:51:17I'm not convinced that you think it's a bad thing, yourself, to do
0:51:17 > 0:51:20and that you're not going to go and do it again on a holiday.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22I don't think it's a bad thing to do.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25If you come off of that, it would just scrape your body completely.
0:51:25 > 0:51:28Did you see how slow we were going? 20, tops, miles per hour.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31Yeah, but you'll promise not to do it again, then?
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Yeah, I promise, I promise I won't do it again, yeah.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36Now it's time to talk about Chani's independence.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39Her experience this week has given mum Kim the strength
0:51:39 > 0:51:41to start changes now.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45For me, this is the big thing from the holiday,
0:51:45 > 0:51:47I would like you to be more independent.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50Yeah, I think I need to be more independent.
0:51:50 > 0:51:54This holiday is the cut-off point for me doing everything for you.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56You say that you're going to change
0:51:56 > 0:51:58and you do realise how much I do for you.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01I said I would like to start being more independent,
0:52:01 > 0:52:03but that doesn't mean I'm going to go home
0:52:03 > 0:52:06and change into a new person. We need to do it, like, progressively.
0:52:06 > 0:52:08No, it's a whole new start.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11It's a good thing, it's a cut-off point.
0:52:11 > 0:52:15I'm relieved now to see Chani and think that it's finally over.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18Um, still very cross about the motorbike incident,
0:52:18 > 0:52:22that's never going to go away, er, but very proud that she says
0:52:22 > 0:52:26she's going to change, and she will change because I'll be stronger now.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29I wa...have been proud of you this week, very proud.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31That makes me happy, Mummy.
0:52:31 > 0:52:35And I do love you very much, but you've got to grow up, Chani.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37But I think it's things I need to learn myself
0:52:37 > 0:52:40and there's not much my mum can do. It's like I've got to take
0:52:40 > 0:52:43responsibility on myself and grow up.
0:52:47 > 0:52:51On the strip, blissfully unaware of his dad's imminent arrival,
0:52:51 > 0:52:56Max decides to take on the stupor-inducing dentist chair.
0:52:56 > 0:53:0099% sure it's going to regurgitate!
0:53:00 > 0:53:03I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm quite excited as well.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05But I'm looking forward to his reaction.
0:53:05 > 0:53:09- OK. One, two, three, go. - ALL: Ten, nine, eight...
0:53:09 > 0:53:12But Dad's about to call time on Max's fun.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15..Four, three, two, one.
0:53:15 > 0:53:170.5 >
0:53:17 > 0:53:20Me eyes.
0:53:20 > 0:53:21Fuck off!
0:53:21 > 0:53:24LAUGHTER
0:53:24 > 0:53:30I cannot believe how much you have been drinking all week.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32I can't even laugh.
0:53:32 > 0:53:36Oh, my life! Are you sure?
0:53:36 > 0:53:37LAUGHTER
0:53:37 > 0:53:39What are you doing?
0:53:41 > 0:53:47I have had my eye on you all week, every single thing you've done.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50- The lot! What is it...? - Do you want to untie me, then?
0:53:50 > 0:53:52No, I'm going to leave you there.
0:53:52 > 0:53:57I still can't get over him walking up. I'm tied down to this chair,
0:53:57 > 0:53:59getting spirits forced down me and he walks up.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02I've been in the back of a van watching you go-karting,
0:54:02 > 0:54:06I've watched you tattooing. What is it with the mangina thing?
0:54:06 > 0:54:08LAUGHTER
0:54:08 > 0:54:10- I've got to have a few words with you.- All right.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13Cos some of the stuff I do need to talk to you about.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15It's not that bad.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18- Come on, then, give us a hug. I'm nice and wet and sticky.- No.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20I am going to have a couple of words with him
0:54:20 > 0:54:23with regards to his drinking and, er, he has been a little sod
0:54:23 > 0:54:24while he's been out there.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27He's certainly made the most of the female attention
0:54:27 > 0:54:29he's had while he's been out here.
0:54:29 > 0:54:31Geoff finally gets the chance to tell Max
0:54:31 > 0:54:34how he feels about two things in particular.
0:54:34 > 0:54:37We spoke about the tattoo before you came away, didn't we?
0:54:37 > 0:54:40It will make me laugh every time I look at it, anyway.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44But I...I was slightly disappointed that you had it done,
0:54:44 > 0:54:46but it did make me chuckle.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49You have drunk excessively... amount this week, er,
0:54:49 > 0:54:51and I know it was a boys' holiday
0:54:51 > 0:54:55and some of those nights, you drunk an unbelievable amount.
0:54:56 > 0:55:01You were doing three, four, five, six shots in minute.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04And then when you had that "head fuck" the other night,
0:55:04 > 0:55:07when you walked away you, you didn't know where you was, did ya?
0:55:07 > 0:55:1020 minutes later, I didn't know where I was.
0:55:10 > 0:55:13I can probably forgive you for this week, but I wouldn't like to think
0:55:13 > 0:55:15you'd do that on a Saturday night when you're at home.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18Well, no, I wouldn't. You know I don't drink this much at home.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21- No.- Do I come in every night, hammered?- No.
0:55:21 > 0:55:27Come September, you go to Brighton, just curb the alcohol,
0:55:27 > 0:55:29drinking as much as you can.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31- Just don't waste... - Yeah, I know, I won't.
0:55:31 > 0:55:32..this opportunity at Brighton.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34Exactly, I've got into the place I want to be,
0:55:34 > 0:55:37- I've got halls right next to the sea.- Have you really?
0:55:37 > 0:55:38- Yeah.- You lucky bugger.
0:55:38 > 0:55:41It's been a wicked week. We've had a right laugh, all of us.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43It will definitely be a week to remember.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46I mean, I'm not going to forget where I got my camel toe done.
0:55:46 > 0:55:49I still love the boy to death and he's not let me down
0:55:49 > 0:55:50at all this week, to be honest with ya.
0:55:50 > 0:55:53- You haven't done bad.- Good. - Come on, son.
0:55:53 > 0:55:54Love ya. Well done.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57I'm just glad I didn't embarrass myself too much.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00- Let's go and have a beer, it's all...- Let's go and get smashed.
0:56:00 > 0:56:04Maybe things haven't changed that much in 25 years after all.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07- Like father, like son. - I hope not!
0:56:07 > 0:56:09THEY LAUGH
0:56:11 > 0:56:12Next time...
0:56:12 > 0:56:14SHE YELLS
0:56:14 > 0:56:17..two very different 18-year-olds.
0:56:17 > 0:56:19I fingered that bird's gash. Smell?
0:56:19 > 0:56:21..escape their parents...
0:56:21 > 0:56:22HE SHOUTS
0:56:22 > 0:56:24..for an explosive holiday in Zante.
0:56:24 > 0:56:28Can we have just five minutes? Just so I can go outside and scream.
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