0:00:02 > 0:00:05The freedom of your first ever holiday with your mates.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07THEY CHANT
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Where everyone's up for it...
0:00:09 > 0:00:11I'm not missing home!
0:00:11 > 0:00:12..and anything goes.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Cheap booze...
0:00:15 > 0:00:18I am really drunk.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Leave me alone.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Dirty dancing...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26And that all-important independence.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE GROANS
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Away from Mum and Dad.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32I hope my mum does never watch this.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Sorry, Dad!
0:00:34 > 0:00:39But what the teenagers don't know is that the parents are coming too.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41That's disgusting!
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Secretly watching...
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Can we have just five minutes?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47He's an absolute bloody disgrace, he is.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49..sneakily spying...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51This programme contains strong language.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53..and outrageously hiding.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Tricky. Tricky.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59All to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01It's the one thing that we said we didn't want to see.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I'm shocked.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07He's dead.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Will the parents like what they see...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You've turned from a girl to a woman.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17..as the teenagers get the shock of their lives?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19What?!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Oh!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Oh, my God! Why are you on my holiday?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Coming up...
0:01:26 > 0:01:30can two 18-year-olds who lead completely different lives...
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Yeah, bitches!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35..survive a week away from their parents in Zante?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Right, I honestly just need to go home, lads.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Scouser Phil says goodbye to his traditionally-minded mum and dad.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Just make sure that you treat girls out there with the same respect
0:01:44 > 0:01:45that you would treat girls at home.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49But with 60 condoms packed, he tries anything to pull.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Get your fried eggs out!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53What?!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Spoilt teen Cian
0:01:55 > 0:01:58leaves to go on his first holiday away from his overprotective mum...
0:01:58 > 0:02:00You've got flip-flops, haven't you?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02So don't go out without your shoes on.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04..and has something to get off his chest.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I came out as gay when I was 16.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I sort of like expect my mum to come to terms with it,
0:02:08 > 0:02:11but in a way I sort of haven't come to terms with it myself.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14But when the parents go undercover to spy on their kids,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16will it all be too much to take...
0:02:16 > 0:02:17I really don't want to watch any more.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Can we have just five minutes?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Just so I can go outside and scream.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25..before Phil and Cian get the surprise of their lives?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Cian, I've been watching you.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, my God.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33This programme contains strong language.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- These going in? - Yeah, a nice pair of boxys.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42And you roll your boxys as well.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46In Liverpool, 18-year-old builder and modern man Phil
0:02:46 > 0:02:48is getting ready to go on holiday.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49I do like to look after meself.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53I'm always on the sunbeds and I like to whiten me teeth.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54So, yeah, I'd say I'm pretty vain.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58The youngest of four children, Phil's the last one living at home
0:02:58 > 0:03:02with traditionally-minded dad Bob and doting mum Wendy.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- He takes his appearance very seriously.- Hmm.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07But it's nice though, I think it's a nice trait.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I think so.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10What is it, what is it, a meta what?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- They call it "metrosexual" in Liverpool.- Metrosexual.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15And it's another word for just looking after yourself, basically.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I hope so!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19But there's a clear generation gap
0:03:19 > 0:03:22between Phil and former navy man, 61-year-old Bob.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I'd say me dad's quite strict,
0:03:25 > 0:03:28cos me dad's like, I think me dad's like 60 or something.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31What are you going to do while you're there, you going to behave?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I'm going to be a typical lad, aren't I? These might come in handy.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38The condoms in, so I've got two packs, two packs of 30.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- 60?!- I'll just be on the safe side, yeah.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Your mother's just told me that a certain amount of, erm,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47bits and bobs have been secreted in your bloomin' suitcase upstairs -
0:03:47 > 0:03:4860 of 'em!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Hm.- 60?!- Yeah. - What are you, Superman?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55But for mum Wendy, her youngest son can do no wrong.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Me mum describes me as being this wonderful son that she has.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03He's got a lovely personality, he's caring, erm,
0:04:03 > 0:04:06and I genuinely just think he's a nice lad.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08He's your little soldier, isn't he, love?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Me relationship with me mum and dad,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I don't think me mum and dad know me.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Well, the house rule is I won't let a girl stay over,
0:04:16 > 0:04:19cos I just think it's respect, at the end of the day, really.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22This bed actually has seen quite a bit of action.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Just make sure that you treat girls out there with the same respect
0:04:25 > 0:04:28that you would treat girls at home. Just cos you're on holiday...
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Yeah, but that's the thing, we're all on holiday.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- It doesn't matter.- Holiday romances.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35It doesn't matter, you still treat women with respect.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38So, what do Bob and Wendy hope to get out of this experience?
0:04:38 > 0:04:43It'll be just interesting to see that other side to Philip, really.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I don't know - is that a good thing or bad thing,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48to see that other side to your kids that you don't know?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51I would be hoping to be able to see a side of Philip
0:04:51 > 0:04:54to show us that we've done a reasonably good job on him.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57It's what it means, going out there.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Have an absolute ball with me mates, get speaking to some girls,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04trying got get some girls back to the hotel.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I get called a slag quite often by my mates.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09See how many times I get lucky!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Hoping to get lucky with Phil are two old mates.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I think we should just cancel Phil out in this game.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Mark has actually done a 51-year-old.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Best friend and fellow ladies man, Mark...
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- We want to threesome someone, don't we? It will be funny.- Yeah.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29We want to high-five halfway through it just for banter.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30- Oh, my God.- It'll be hilarious.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- See who I've got to go away with here, you know?- Yeah.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36..and the sensible one of the group, Mike.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Me mum's got it all to come,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41she'll see a completely different side to me on TV
0:05:41 > 0:05:43when she watches this back, deffo.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46And me dad, for that reason. She's got, they've got...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48They've got it all to come.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50This is no good, this, mate.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00I'm taking, like, three weeks' worth of clothes for, like, a week.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Clothes are like my weakness.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Also going to Zante is 18-year-old Cian,
0:06:05 > 0:06:08who's the youngest of three brothers.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Have you got any sun cream, Cian?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14I definitely like to be centre of attention,
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I like all the eyes to be on me.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Now his brothers have moved out, Cian lives at home in Cheltenham
0:06:20 > 0:06:23with over-protective mum Angela and her partner of ten years, John.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Have you got... Have you got swimming trunks, toothbrush?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30'I'm like her youngest, so she still treats me like a baby'
0:06:30 > 0:06:33even though I'm like 18 and an adult.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35He is quite spoilt.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Angela and John run a successful property development company
0:06:38 > 0:06:40from home.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43We work hard, erm, I'm not sure we've...
0:06:43 > 0:06:46We try to instil a work ethic in Cian.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49He sees we've got a nice lifestyle because we work hard,
0:06:49 > 0:06:51so hopefully it'll rub off.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Like, my family are well off and stuff,
0:06:54 > 0:06:58and I do have a car and stuff. In some ways I'd say I'm spoilt.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01In three months, Cian leaves home for university,
0:07:01 > 0:07:05and mum Angela is concerned how he'll cope without her.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09He's not got anyone running around making him tea, food and, er,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11picking up his stuff off the floor.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I do wonder how he's going to cope with that.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Check you've got your passport?- No.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17You haven't got your passport?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I don't actually know where my passport is.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21You don't know where your passport is?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23No that's... That's totally your job.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26So, for mum Angela, this trip is a chance to see
0:07:26 > 0:07:28just how much her spoilt-rotten son, Cian,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30will struggle living away from home.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35It would be nice to see what... How he relates with his friends,
0:07:35 > 0:07:39it'll be nice to see what he does on a night out, erm,
0:07:39 > 0:07:42it'd be nice to see him grow up a little bit.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Two years ago, Cian revealed something
0:07:44 > 0:07:49which changed the dynamic of his close relationship with his mum.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52When Cian came out as being gay, it was quite a shock,
0:07:52 > 0:07:56because he didn't really tell me, he just brought a boy home,
0:07:56 > 0:08:01and when I spoke to Cian about it, he said that he thought I knew, erm,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05but I don't know why he thought I'd know because there were no signs.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08I'd say she is still getting her head around it, but I'm not really
0:08:08 > 0:08:12open about relationships and stuff, I don't tell her stuff like that.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14She doesn't know any of the people I've slept with,
0:08:14 > 0:08:16or anything like that.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18And don't drink the tap water.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22So what does Cian hope to get from his week away from home?
0:08:22 > 0:08:23I literally can't wait,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26because I'm just going to be able to do what I want
0:08:26 > 0:08:28and, like, break all the rules.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30But little does he know,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Angela and John will be watching his every move, and they'll be
0:08:33 > 0:08:36checking that he's following their rules, of which there's a fair few.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39You've got flip-flops, haven't you?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41All right, so don't go out without your shoes on.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Don't speak to any strangers, don't go back to their room or anything.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Stay together, OK? Don't let the girls on their own.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52No more than two units of alcohol a day. Yeah?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53- Are you for real, Mum?- Yeah.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Sun cream's a must, absolute must.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Yeah...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- To Zante!- Zante!- Woo!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Joining Cian on holiday are...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- I'm sensible.- No, you're not. - No, you're not.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08How am I not sensible?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09..mother hen Sam...
0:09:09 > 0:09:13We're going to drink as much as possible, as much as we can stomach.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16..best friend and future uni flatmate, Jade...
0:09:16 > 0:09:18In our first 24 hours, we're going to get drunk.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21That's what our money is going on - booze. We don't care about food.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23..and wild child Corey.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24We have to have a rule,
0:09:24 > 0:09:26if someone pulls they have to put, like,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28a hat on the door or something.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29In Liverpool,
0:09:29 > 0:09:33it's time for Phil to say his goodbyes.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Have a lovely time.- Yeah, will do.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Mwah! I'll miss you. Now, listen, be good.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Yeah.- Be good, be careful. - Behave yourself.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42But little does he know it's only goodbye for now,
0:09:42 > 0:09:46as his parents will be coming along too, spying on his every move.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49You're going to see us a damn sight quicker than you think.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Yeah.- Ta-rah!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I'm just buzzing to get out there, get all fanny.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Telling you. Telling you...
0:09:56 > 0:09:57You're like a dog on heat.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02In Cheltenham, Cian's also heading off
0:10:02 > 0:10:05on his first ever parent-free holiday.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Or at least that's what he thinks.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Be good. We'll know if you haven't been!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12We'll know.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13A drink to Zante.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15What are you like?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17What are you like?!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Oh, shit, this is going to go over my two units. Damn(!)
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Damn it(!)
0:10:22 > 0:10:24The beautiful Greek island of Zante,
0:10:24 > 0:10:29famed for its crystal-blue water, golden beaches and stunning scenery.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35It's also one of the hottest party islands in the Med.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Each year, thousands of revellers descend on the resort of Laganas,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43looking for sun, fun and an endless supply of cheap booze.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oh, this is right, boys.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Joining the party are Phil, Mark and Mike.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55I can actually smell fanny already.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- What are you trying to do? - It's not going to fit.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Phil's brought a big case with us and we can't fit it in.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06It's cos you brought your hairdryer and straighteners. Stop pushing.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Mike has a room to himself
0:11:12 > 0:11:14and Phil and Mark, the ladies' men, are sharing.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Oh, here we are, boys,
0:11:15 > 0:11:18this isn't too bad. I mean, the pool's a bit small, but...
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Apparently the view inside their room
0:11:20 > 0:11:22is less interesting than the one outside.
0:11:22 > 0:11:27Ah, there's some birds in the Jacuzzi there, lad, over there.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31There's another one. I've got dibs on her in the blue. She's all right.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Listen, mate, the thing is, you've got dibs on her,
0:11:34 > 0:11:35but she doesn't have dibs on you.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40It's none of these.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42But things aren't looking so good for Cian.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- I don't think your, erm, bag's here.- Shut up.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Right, is this it coming up?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51No, they've fucking lost my case, it fucking takes the piss.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Apparently it's still in Gatwick.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56For fashion-conscious Cian,
0:11:56 > 0:12:00losing his entire wardrobe is a disastrous start to his holiday.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01I'm so pissed off.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07We need to get speaking to them - fact.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09We need to speak to them soon as.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Less than an hour after landing,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14and Phil's already ignoring Mum's rule on respecting women.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17She's quite nice as well, in the pool right there,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20that ginger one. Mate, I wouldn't last two seconds.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Just make sure you leave me with your room key.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I honestly would not last two seconds.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27At the other end of town, no-clothes Cian and his gang
0:12:27 > 0:12:29have finally arrived at their hotel.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Oh, my God, that is so awesome.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Jade's sharing with Sam.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35I like it.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38And Corey and Cian are in the room next door.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40This is so awesome.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Argh!- Ahhh!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I might go and unpack, because I can.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Fuck you. Oh, I'm just going to whale out on here.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Without even a pair of swimming shorts to his name,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Cian's not feeling the holiday spirit.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Well, I did want to sleep, but now I'm too angry to sleep.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59He said he's just not going to do anything
0:12:59 > 0:13:02until his suitcase get's here, cos he's literally like...
0:13:02 > 0:13:03I don't think he'll want to go out...
0:13:03 > 0:13:05No, it's his life in a bag.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Or his holiday life in a bag, and, like, he doesn't have any makeup.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20As the sun goes down on Zante, the party starts up.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Which do you think - should I wear this skirt?
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Yeah, definitely that one.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh, my God, you look so hot, Jade.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Should I just wear this?!
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Despite having to borrow clothes,
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Cian's decided he can't miss their first night out.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40I don't care if they lost my suitcase, I'm just going out anyway.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I'm literally just going to get drunk.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48In no time, Cian's revelling in being the centre of attention.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Next, he hits the laughing gas, considered dangerous by some.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Fucking yeah, bitches!
0:14:01 > 0:14:02It's pretty wild right now.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I'm pretty fucked, and who gives a shit?
0:14:05 > 0:14:09We're going to go, like, down there somewhere, so who knows.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Cian leads Sam and Corey off in search of the next party,
0:14:12 > 0:14:16leaving behind his best friend and future housemate, Jade,
0:14:16 > 0:14:18another rule broken.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24It's 11 o'clock.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Phil, Mark and Mike are also making the most
0:14:27 > 0:14:29of Zante's legendary nightlife.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Can I have three shots of Sambuca?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39It's boss! It's boss!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I'm telling you, it's birds all round, mate.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47Ladies man Mark is already getting to know some fellow partygoers.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Some bird just put her hand
0:14:48 > 0:14:50down Mark's pants and touched his willy.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55And I was like, "What? She's game here."
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I mean, we've still got seven nights of this to come, so bring it on!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Every single girl I see I think, "Yeah, she's fit!"
0:15:05 > 0:15:07He's like a leech!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I'm like a fly on shit!
0:15:09 > 0:15:13In an effort to impress the ladies, Phil splashes the cash.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Three, two, one!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28But after four hours on the town, too much cheap fizz
0:15:28 > 0:15:31means there's only one way the night is going to end.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Right, I honestly need to go home, lads.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38I literally need me bed, I can't stand up.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Looks like Phil won't be getting any female company tonight.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Yeah, I'm fucking fucked out my head.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50With no sign of her friends,
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Jade is still being looked after by strangers.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Where's Cian?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04An hour and a half after being separated from Jade,
0:16:04 > 0:16:05mum of the group Sam
0:16:05 > 0:16:08and party boy Corey are reunited with her.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10But there's no sign of Cian.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Corey and I were looking around for her, just trying to find Jade,
0:16:13 > 0:16:16then we found her. She was, like, passed out.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I've never seen her in a state like this before.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22As Jade's condition deteriorates, Sam takes action.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I called her an ambulance
0:16:24 > 0:16:28and she's just being taken into the medical centre to be looked after.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32And at last, they've located the final member of the group.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Cian's by himself at the hotel.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36And Cian found his way back home to the hotel.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40It's been an eventful first night.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I'm so hung-over!
0:16:49 > 0:16:5111.00am.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I feel absolutely horrific.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57After four hours in hospital on a drip, Jade has been discharged.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59I didn't know about Jade.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02I fell over and then I got covered in drink
0:17:02 > 0:17:04and then I came back and showered,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06and then I was, like, locked out the room,
0:17:06 > 0:17:08and then I didn't really know what happened,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11and then I got told that Jade was in hospital afterwards,
0:17:11 > 0:17:12so I didn't actually know about Jade.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Yeah, but your best friend's dying!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I remember leaving the hospital.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19It's very, like, scary to find out
0:17:19 > 0:17:21that your best friend's, like, in hospital,
0:17:21 > 0:17:25cos, obviously, I wish I was there to help her and support her.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Please, stop!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Phil, too, is feeling a little delicate.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Come on.- Oh, I haven't felt like this in all me life!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Come on.- Do you know what's making me feel ill?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- What?- That champagne we had.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41I don't remember having champagne.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46It's not going down too well. I feel pretty sick, to be honest.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53But for Phil and Cian, things are about to get worse.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55A lot worse.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57At the airport, the parents have landed.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Hello!- Hi there!
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Nice to meet you!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04My name's Bob, this is Wendy.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Oh, the heat out here, Wendy! My word!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- We've got a son, he's 18. - Oh, the same as our Phillip, yeah.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Oh, all right, same as your son? Oh, lovely.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Phil is the youngest.- The youngest?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- He's the last one. - Oh, right. Cian is too.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oh, I hope you're not like Wendy, though.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22So do you baby Philip cos he's the youngest?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23- Yeah.- Yeah!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Yeah, it sounds a bit like Cian. A bit spoiled.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Well, you see, I don't think that's unusual.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30What do you think they're going to be like?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Oh, I'm so nervous!- Me too.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34So nervous.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36The parents approach the strip.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39If they're spotted now, it will be game over.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Well, it's certainly not the sort of place we would normally go to.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Oh, there's no way, if you brought me here on holiday!
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Oh, I like a Mediterranean resort,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51but I must admit, we've been to Benidorm a few times.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Now, that IS an eye-opener!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I think they're all drinking already. In the bars.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Did you see that?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Having seen the strip...
0:18:59 > 0:19:00It's very hot, isn't it?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02..the parents check into their hotel
0:19:02 > 0:19:04and get ready to watch what their children got up to
0:19:04 > 0:19:08in their first 24 hours away from home.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I'm actually feeling a bit nervous
0:19:10 > 0:19:14about finding out what Cian does of an evening,
0:19:14 > 0:19:17because a lot of teenagers are binge-drinking.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21I'm hoping he'll surprise us in a nice way. Hopefully.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- This should be interesting.- Gosh!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Here we go.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32First to view are Phil's traditionally-minded parents,
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Bob and Wendy.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Right, here we go, here's our Phil.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38- Now it's our kid.- Stand by!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I can actually smell the fanny already.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- THEY GASP - I'm going to kill him!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Lick it! Lick it! Proper smell it, la!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53There, that ginger one. Mate, I wouldn't last two seconds.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Just make sure you leave me with your room key!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56I honestly would not last two seconds.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I'd put a Johnny on it and would just blow, straight away.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- It's harmless fun though, isn't it? Harmless fun.- I hope so.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Yeah, it is, harmless fun.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10A bit of respect wouldn't go amiss, particularly for himself.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Just wishful thinking!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I was a bit shocked, as I say, about how graphic it is,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16but then again... I don't know, it's hard.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Nothing a bit of masking tape wouldn't cure.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21- THEY LAUGH - What's next?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Oh, God!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Can I have three shots of Sambuca?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I can't stand up properly,
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I need to sit down, lads.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38He's had a little bit too much to drink! "I need to sit down!"
0:20:38 > 0:20:39- Overall?- OK.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Yeah, yeah.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Subtle stakes that need a little bit of tweaking,
0:20:43 > 0:20:45but in general...not bad, not bad.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- It's what teenagers do, isn't it? - It is, it is.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Time for mum Angela and boyfriend John
0:20:50 > 0:20:54to see if Cian's been sticking to their holiday rules.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57SCREAMING AND CHANTING
0:20:59 > 0:21:00He's being egged on to drinking.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Yeah, that Sam's egging him on. - Yeah.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Oh, my God! Not more!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, they look like they're having a good time!
0:21:08 > 0:21:12I'm glad they're all sticking together and harmless fun so far.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13I need to pee.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Hang on, hang on. Have some water.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Oh, no, is that the ambulance? - Oh, dear!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24We found her, she was, like, passed out
0:21:24 > 0:21:26and we called an ambulance
0:21:26 > 0:21:30and she's just been taken into the medical centre to be looked after.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32I know Cian's by himself at the hotel.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Tsk, the end.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Hmm!- That's shocking, isn't it?
0:21:41 > 0:21:42I wasn't expecting that.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44And Cian, of course, went back on his own,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46so he must have been in a bad way.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48And I'm surprised he got separated.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49I am surprised they got separated.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yeah, that was one of the things I said.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53"Don't get separated. Stick together and..."
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- I did think they would have stuck together.- Yeah, I did.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Especially on the first night.- Yeah.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01I was relying on her to look after Cian when they went to university.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I thought, of all of them, she would be the most sensible,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- like the mother of the group.- Yeah.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07It does make you wonder
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- if they're going to get through the week, doesn't it?- Yeah.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14We thought Jade was the sensible one and was going to perhaps...
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- So we got that well-wrong! - ..rein Cian in.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17We got it well-wrong.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22But maybe that first day of excess will make her see sense. So...
0:22:22 > 0:22:24It might just teach them all a lesson maybe.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I'm hoping that as the week goes by
0:22:27 > 0:22:29they'll sort of calm down a little bit
0:22:29 > 0:22:31and that initial excitement
0:22:31 > 0:22:35and initial, "Let's get out and get absolutely drunk," you know,
0:22:35 > 0:22:39hopefully will sort of subside a little bit.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Across town, there's a much-anticipated delivery for Cian.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Argh!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47His precious suitcase has finally turned up.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Fucking yeah!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53No, not in the deep end!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Now the holiday can really begin.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02And away from his mum, Cian's thinking about
0:23:02 > 0:23:06what life will be like when he leaves home for university.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09It hasn't hit me yet that I am actually moving away
0:23:09 > 0:23:13and I'm moving away from my family and my friends and stuff.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I think my mum is going to miss me, cos she won't let me go.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20I'm, like, her youngest and she doesn't want me to go just yet.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Across town,
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Phil appears to have forgotten his mum's rule about respecting women.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- That's not how you spell "list!" - THEY LAUGH
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Last night's failure to use any of his 60 condoms
0:23:34 > 0:23:36has focused his determination to pull.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Before we came out here, me and the boys had a little game plan
0:23:39 > 0:23:41what we were going to do.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43What we want to achieve while we're out here.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Threesome.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50It's like a little list of things that we want to tick off
0:23:50 > 0:23:51before the end of the week.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Neck a fatty! Neck a ginger!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55He's getting laid.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Sorted.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00And where better to start box-ticking...
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Some champers!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04..than a Zante booze cruise?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20This is our party, it's our type of party.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Chilled, a bit more classy,
0:24:22 > 0:24:25but everyone's having a boss time. I think she's fit.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Buzz on.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31But it's not just Phil enjoying life on the ocean waves.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Mum and Dad are coming too, or at least, that's the plan.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Bob, looking at that boat, I'm not going to be able to do it.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Just weeks ago, Wendy had a hip replacement.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- So you're going to go on your own? - I'm a gladiator, I'll sort it.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Bob takes to the sea, sailing solo.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Phil is getting into the party spirit...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55SCREAMING
0:24:59 > 0:25:01..blissfully unaware that his ex-navy dad
0:25:01 > 0:25:03is heading straight for him.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08SQUEALING
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I think there's a lot of dancing going on, on there,
0:25:15 > 0:25:16and a lot of drinking.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19LOUD DANCE MUSIC
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Now we can hear the music from this distance here now as well,
0:25:28 > 0:25:31and you can see all the kids,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33all the young people having a fine old time.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37And somewhere amongst that lot is my son.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Phil looks like he's enjoying himself,
0:25:39 > 0:25:42every couple of minutes he's getting a three-way kiss.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47And it happens again and again and again.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Spot-on!
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Worried he's going to be spotted, Bob returns to shore.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55And just in time, because in the melee off-camera,
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Phil gets frisky with yet another girl.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Hey, Phil, what did you do?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I fingered her.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I fingered that bird's gash.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Prawn. The sausage wallet.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11The dangle ham. She was fit.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Smell!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Unaware what Phil eventually got up to,
0:26:17 > 0:26:21back on terra firma, Bob fills Wendy in.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Oh, hiya!- Hello, love.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25You missed a good one. You really did.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Is it like a disco on a boat?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28It's a mobile disco on a boat, yeah, with plenty of booze, yeah.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30That bump, bump, bump!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37At their hotel, Cian and his crew
0:26:37 > 0:26:40are customising T-shirts for tonight's paint party.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Got to have me nips out!
0:26:42 > 0:26:47And he's determined not to repeat last night's antics.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Tonight I'm sort of just set out to have a good night.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Maybe more together tonight.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Sort of bonding as a foursome,
0:26:52 > 0:26:55rather than us going off and doing our own thing.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Being away from home
0:26:56 > 0:27:01has also given Cian time to consider his relationship with mum Angela.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02I came out as gay when I was 16.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05I sort of like expect my mum to come to terms with it,
0:27:05 > 0:27:08but in a way, I still haven't come to terms with it myself.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I've never spoke to her about this.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12But I'd love to talk to her more about it and stuff,
0:27:12 > 0:27:14but I don't feel I will.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18The booze cruise is over.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Bolstered by his conquests...
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Me and Mark pulled!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24..and after five hours of drinking,
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Phil decides to try his luck again.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Get your football studs out!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31My football studs?! What?!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Get your fried eggs out!
0:27:33 > 0:27:37They're not fried eggs!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40They're a little bit bigger than fried eggs!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Show us your burger nips!
0:27:42 > 0:27:46Oh, my God! You did not just say that!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48How big is your cock, like, two inches?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50I'll whack it out right now.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Yeah, go on, whack it out! Whack it out then, whack it out!
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- I'll put it in your gob. - Get your fried eggs out!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Can I put it in your gob? - Whack your tiny little dick out.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58- Can I put it in your gob?- No.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Well, fuck that then.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02There's no point in whacking it out then, is there?
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Arriving back in Zante...
0:28:04 > 0:28:06See you later, burger nips!
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Hey! Stop trying to squeeze my willy!
0:28:09 > 0:28:11..the boys head back to their hotel
0:28:11 > 0:28:14with their checklist still un-ticked.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21But the fun's just starting for Cian and his gang,
0:28:21 > 0:28:24as they get drenched at a paint party.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26What he doesn't know is, nearby,
0:28:26 > 0:28:29two other revellers are getting ready to join him.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32We're going to go and see how the group's getting on,
0:28:32 > 0:28:34how they're interacting first hand.
0:28:34 > 0:28:35We want to get really close.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52As Cian takes to the stage...
0:28:52 > 0:28:54We're sitting amongst the rubbish.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56..he has no idea that Mum and John
0:28:56 > 0:29:01are in an alley outside the club watching his every move.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05Erm, the things we do as parents to see what our kids are up to!
0:29:05 > 0:29:06The mind boggles.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- Oh, my God! Oh, messy! - Oh, God, they're covered in paint.
0:29:09 > 0:29:13- Oh, that is a lot of paint.- They look as if they're having fun, though.
0:29:13 > 0:29:17- Shall we see if we can get in there? - Yeah, let's go for it.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Throwing caution to the wind, Angela and John sneak into the club.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28DJ: Big shout-out to the Ghostbusters.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Cian's totally unaware that Mum and John
0:29:31 > 0:29:33are only metres away on the balcony.
0:29:33 > 0:29:38DJ: I think someone covered these people in paint. I don't care how.
0:29:38 > 0:29:43And now the person at the end of the paint gun is his mum.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Put you faces on them. Touch yourselves, touch each other.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54- We did it.- Fantastic, fantastic.- We got them, we sprayed them with paint,
0:29:54 > 0:29:57we were that close. They were right next to us.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Yeah. Real, real close. They were on the stage.
0:29:59 > 0:30:00Yeah, that place is buzzing.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04Everyone was looking at us and they didn't recognise us,
0:30:04 > 0:30:05it's so funny, it was awesome.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- The mask really works. - We were dancing, they were dancing.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10They didn't spot us, it's amazing.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13It's 1am, and reassured that Cian and his friends
0:30:13 > 0:30:16are sticking together, Angela and John head home.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19But there's no stopping a paint-sodden Cian.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29Yeah! Fucking yeah!
0:30:31 > 0:30:35Tonight, Cian's determined to be the centre of attention.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37They're all going to get my name tattooed on them.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40- What, real tattoo? - No, henna, henna.
0:30:42 > 0:30:47Oh, yeah! Look at my shirt. I need some more alcohol.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49I need a shower.
0:30:49 > 0:30:50I am so sober right now.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53Let's go wash, then we're coming back out.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56No, fuck going home to wash, that's just fucking lame.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00To Cian's disgust, two of the gang head off for a shower...
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Jade and Corey are so fucking boring.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05..leaving Sensible Sam to try and control Cian.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08- Cian, out of the way of the bus. - Cian, Cian, Cian!
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Cian, what did I just say?
0:31:10 > 0:31:14Scared for my life right now, I nearly got run over by a bus.
0:31:14 > 0:31:18Cian's on the teetering of almost very drunk,
0:31:18 > 0:31:20so I'm keeping an eye on him.
0:31:20 > 0:31:25Time to break yet another of mum Angela's rules by going barefoot.
0:31:25 > 0:31:30"Don't go barefoot, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh." Whatever.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33She's not here, so how is she even going to know?
0:31:33 > 0:31:37I just stood on a lit cigarette and it fucking killed.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Jade and Corey return,
0:31:38 > 0:31:41but Cian isn't interested in anyone but himself.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43We look beautiful now.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49- That's no...- We're back. - Yeah, they're back.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53Fuck them. I've just got my name tattooed on nine people.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56He's being a little diva, it's really pissing everyone off
0:31:56 > 0:31:58and I can't be fucked and we should just go on without him.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00We're going to Showboat with or without you, so...
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Anyway, so I have 11 people with my name tattooed on them. 11.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06We don't care, we want to go.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08I'm just saying I have 11 people with my name...
0:32:08 > 0:32:10We're going to Showboat with or without you.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13'Cian's is being really, really, really annoying,
0:32:13 > 0:32:16'so we're not going to talk to him until the morning when he's sober.'
0:32:16 > 0:32:19By the time the evening ends at 6am,
0:32:19 > 0:32:21they head home with Cian just about in tow.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23And you can all walk fast as you like,
0:32:23 > 0:32:25but I'm not going to keep up with you
0:32:25 > 0:32:27because I'm walking like a bitch right now.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36At their hotel,
0:32:36 > 0:32:40the parents are preparing themselves to watch last night's footage.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42I seen him on the booze cruise enjoying himself,
0:32:42 > 0:32:44obviously having plenty to drink.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47I wouldn't really like to see him carry on through the night
0:32:47 > 0:32:49drinking to excess.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52We were pleased that they were sticking together last night,
0:32:52 > 0:32:54which was nice. The thing I'd like to see
0:32:54 > 0:32:56is that they went home not long after we left.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57Time for Bob and Wendy to see
0:32:57 > 0:33:01whether Phil's been following Mum's advice to respect women.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04I think he can tick that off his list.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Oh, he's going to catch something, he is.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Put them down, you dirty dog.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17He's definitely got to go to the dentist after that. He really has.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19What a player, what a player.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22- He's going to be bringing all kinds back with him.- He's doing well.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26- Oh, my word. - He's like a rabid dog. Crazy, crazy.
0:33:26 > 0:33:27Oh, great fun.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31I fingered that bird's gash. Her puffin, her prawn.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34Her sausage wallet, her dangle ham.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36I'm going to have words with you, lad!
0:33:36 > 0:33:42She was fit, and I've also pied her. Three fingers. Smell.
0:33:42 > 0:33:43PARENTS GROAN
0:33:46 > 0:33:48That's so embarrassing.
0:33:48 > 0:33:49That wasn't nice.
0:33:49 > 0:33:54That really wasn't, that was, erm... Going above and beyond.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56- Yeah.- It was.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00I am quite shocked by what I've just seen.
0:34:00 > 0:34:06That is, erm...another side to Philip that I didn't know existed.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08And it's quite difficult to watch it as well,
0:34:08 > 0:34:11cos I thought he had a lot more respect for himself
0:34:11 > 0:34:13and a lot more respect for women.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15It's a late 20th, 21st century phenomenon,
0:34:15 > 0:34:16I think, that's coming out nowadays.
0:34:16 > 0:34:22The kids seem to enjoy actually being revolting.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24The only thing I can say in his favour is,
0:34:24 > 0:34:27- he does not carry on like that in front of me and his mum.- Mm.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29He wouldn't dare.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31But there's more to come for Bob and Wendy.
0:34:31 > 0:34:36Show us your fried eggs. Show us your burger lips.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38How big is your cock, like, two inches?
0:34:38 > 0:34:40I'll come and whack it out right now.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43Yeah, go on, go on. Whack it out, whack it out, then. whack it out.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45- Can I put it in your gob? - Get your fried eggs out.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47- Can I put it in your gob? - Whack your tiny dick out.
0:34:47 > 0:34:48- Can I put it in your gob?- No.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51Well, fuck that then, there's no point in whacking it out, is there?
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Oh, he's so drunk. I don't want to watch any more.
0:34:54 > 0:34:55Can we have just five minutes?
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Just so I can go outside and scream for a bit,
0:34:57 > 0:34:58then I'll come back in again.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- WENDY GASPS - Come on.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11He's an absolute bloody disgrace, he is.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13You all right?
0:35:13 > 0:35:16I think I've realised that I'm too naive
0:35:16 > 0:35:19and it's quite a shock for me cos I've never, ever seen that at home.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22After a ten-minute break, Bob and Wendy return.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26- Are you OK?- Yeah, I'm fine.- Right.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30- Are you all right?- Yeah.- Yeah, yeah.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33You feel like putting a banner out saying, "Sorry about my son."
0:35:33 > 0:35:37I am shocked about it. I really thought Philip had
0:35:37 > 0:35:39- so much more respect for himself.- Mm.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43- And for girls.- I've got a totally different opinion of him now.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- There's a whole culture with that age group.- There is, yeah.- Yeah.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49And unless it's right there in your face,
0:35:49 > 0:35:51you don't know what your kids are doing.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Next to view is Angela and John.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57- Oh.- Uh-oh.- Here we go.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Yeah, fucking yeah!
0:36:00 > 0:36:02- Look.- Oh, God.
0:36:02 > 0:36:06- He's sounding well... - Well-gone.- Well-gone.
0:36:06 > 0:36:07- It's all down to alcohol.- Yeah.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10- When they haven't had a drink... - They lose their inhibitions.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12..they're fine, they're compos mentis, sensible.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16- As soon as they've had a drink, that's it.- Next one?- Yeah.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18It's taken me like a long time to come to terms with my sexuality,
0:36:18 > 0:36:21and me and my mum have a really close relationship and stuff,
0:36:21 > 0:36:24but I've never spoke to her about this,
0:36:24 > 0:36:26but I'd love to talk to her more about it and stuff,
0:36:26 > 0:36:28but I don't feel I will.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- Mmm. BOB:- Very sensible young man.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33I feel quite sad about that, erm...
0:36:33 > 0:36:37I think I assumed he was talking to people about it.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39You know, I thought he had that support.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43- He's doing very well.- Yeah. - He really is.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46I'm really proud of him. But I feel I've let him down a bit,
0:36:46 > 0:36:49that I've not... That he's not been able to talk to me.
0:36:49 > 0:36:50No. That will come in time.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53- Yeah.- What we've got to do is support him. And I think that's what we do.
0:36:53 > 0:36:58- Yeah.- I think I just don't know how to support him, I don't feel...
0:36:58 > 0:37:02- Just being his mum.- Yeah, I don't feel that I know how to support him.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04We've just got to be there.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08It's been a difficult viewing for both sets of parents.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10But they have all learned something.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12At least I know how he's feeling.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15He's obviously found it difficult to talk to me,
0:37:15 > 0:37:19so now, I can take charge of that and open up a chat.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23Yeah, it has been a big learning curve for us,
0:37:23 > 0:37:25and I think if you put 100% of children,
0:37:25 > 0:37:2880% of them will let themselves down when they're not at home
0:37:28 > 0:37:30and allowed to do whatever they want.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33- But to have to watch that is painful, isn't it?- It is.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Because deep down, he is a nice lad.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44Across town in the freedom of being away from Mum and Dad's rules,
0:37:44 > 0:37:47Phil's perspective is a little different.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51Me mum did tell to me to treat girls like I would treat me sister,
0:37:51 > 0:37:54erm, but no, I'm on holiday, I want to enjoy myself.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58There's a massive generation gap between me and me parents,
0:37:58 > 0:38:00me dad's like 60, he's getting on.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02There's always questions asked. When you bring people home,
0:38:02 > 0:38:05he's always one for asking me to keep me bedroom door open,
0:38:05 > 0:38:07keep the light on, sit downstairs.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10So, yeah, when you're on holidays there's nothing to worry about
0:38:10 > 0:38:13in that sense, you can just get on and do what you want to do.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21"Do not speak to strangers." Erm, I've definitely spoke to strangers.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Cian is also relishing his independence
0:38:23 > 0:38:25away from his mum and her lists.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29My mum's given me this set of, like, list of rules and stuff
0:38:29 > 0:38:33that I can't do. I aim to break all of them before the end of the week.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36His mum had hoped this holiday would prove Cian was grown-up enough
0:38:36 > 0:38:38to look after himself at university.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40I sort of can't picture myself at uni,
0:38:40 > 0:38:42I can't picture myself doing all the work.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45I can sort of picture myself going out every night.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48I'm going to spend my student loan in the first month.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51# We like to sleep all day and party all night
0:38:51 > 0:38:54# This is how we like to live our life. #
0:38:54 > 0:38:57But for now, all thoughts of uni are banished,
0:38:57 > 0:39:01as the gang hit the strip for another night out.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03- It's going fucking amazing, like. - Free drinks!
0:39:03 > 0:39:05We're all fucked right now, it's an open bar,
0:39:05 > 0:39:08we came outside for some air cos it's so hot in there.
0:39:08 > 0:39:09DRUNKEN CHEERING
0:39:11 > 0:39:13It's midnight and at his hotel,
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Phil's having a few drinks to get into the party spirit.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19I wouldn't say the more drunk I get, me personality changes,
0:39:19 > 0:39:22I'd say the more drunk I get, a bit more confidence I get.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Erm, like, i.e. with girls.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Mike, then, it's just me and you.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Just me and you left, let's go.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Mark is spending the evening with a girl.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34But Phil's still got 60 condoms to get through,
0:39:34 > 0:39:37so he and Mike are heading into town.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41- I'm in the mood to get absolutely trollied.- Let's 'ave it.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Show us the pussy.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47Mark may not have made it out, but Phil's parents have.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50They're also heading into town to spy on him.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52- I am getting a little bit nervous, are you?- Yeah.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54- My attitude's changed as the week's gone on.- Yeah.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57- I am nervous now, watching him, seeing what he's doing.- Yeah.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Dismayed at seeing their son's drunken behaviour,
0:40:00 > 0:40:02they're anxious about what they'll see tonight.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05I want to see him enjoying himself without being silly.
0:40:05 > 0:40:06Cocktails!
0:40:06 > 0:40:08As Phil and Mike hit the strip,
0:40:08 > 0:40:12Wendy and Bob take up position on a balcony across the road.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13- OK?- Yeah.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19Some fit Scousers there, mate. Little tidy bastards.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- I can see Mike and Phil, but I can't see Mark.- Yeah, where's Mark?
0:40:22 > 0:40:25Yeah. Strange, isn't it?
0:40:25 > 0:40:27- Come on then.- We need as many Scousers as we can.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29You're fucking sullied, you're fit.
0:40:29 > 0:40:33Oh, God. He's got a bloody armful of girls on each arm.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36This is what it's all about. Get in! Hey, girls, where you from?
0:40:36 > 0:40:38- From Northampton.- Northampton.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43My word, I've never seen such a group of...
0:40:43 > 0:40:45people of the opposite sex.
0:40:45 > 0:40:50- Girls, group hug. Girl, group kiss. - GIRLS: No!
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Whoa, whoa, get your bloody head in.
0:40:54 > 0:40:58Your mama, your mama, yeah, yeah, your mama.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01I remember my first drink as well!
0:41:01 > 0:41:04There's some girl gyrating all over the place.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Hey, are you interested in going back to the hotel?- Are you paying?
0:41:07 > 0:41:10He seems to be enjoying himself, but...
0:41:10 > 0:41:15I'd like to see, tomorrow, what he's been saying to people.
0:41:15 > 0:41:20With Phil safely out of sight, Wendy and Bob sneak back to their hotel.
0:41:20 > 0:41:25Three, two, one! Whoo!
0:41:25 > 0:41:29Across town, the party's in full swing for Cian, Corey and Jade,
0:41:29 > 0:41:30but not for Sam.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35I've drank a little bit too much and unlike everyone else,
0:41:35 > 0:41:38I know when to go home and go to bed.
0:41:38 > 0:41:42But for Corey and Jade, the night is just getting interesting.
0:41:42 > 0:41:47Jade got on some random lad, who happened to have a gay best friend.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48Then Cian gets involved.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53They're trying to get me to go back to that guy's hotel
0:41:53 > 0:41:55and I'm just like, well, that's not really what I do,
0:41:55 > 0:41:57that's not really what I'm about.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Which I know is really lame and most young people aren't like that,
0:42:00 > 0:42:03but I, sort of... I don't know, I'm still holding onto this, like,
0:42:03 > 0:42:05grasp that it's, like, special and...
0:42:09 > 0:42:11I think my mum will be proud of me
0:42:11 > 0:42:15cos it does come to a point where I'm like, "No, I won't do this."
0:42:15 > 0:42:18With his mind made up, Cian heads home alone.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Scousers! Whoo!
0:42:21 > 0:42:24But that isn't an option for Phil,
0:42:24 > 0:42:27especially as mate Mark has turned up, with his girl.
0:42:28 > 0:42:34Mark's got his willy wet tonight, so I aim on doing the same.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44You're fit, let's have sex.
0:42:44 > 0:42:50It's 4am, and hours after trying his luck, Phil finally calls it a night.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00The next day.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04I'm sort of, like, regretting drinking too much now
0:43:04 > 0:43:07cos I'm so hung-over but, yeah, it was definitely a good night.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09While his friends sleep it off,
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Cian reflects on the difficult position
0:43:11 > 0:43:13he found himself in last night.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Jade got with the guy and then I got with his friend.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18I was sort of pressured into it really,
0:43:18 > 0:43:20it wasn't really what I wanted to do,
0:43:20 > 0:43:22and then, like, the...
0:43:22 > 0:43:25They were trying to get me to go back to the hotel and stuff,
0:43:25 > 0:43:27but I obviously didn't go.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30I don't want to degrade myself like that
0:43:30 > 0:43:33and although that's what everyone does out here,
0:43:33 > 0:43:34it's not really what I do.
0:43:39 > 0:43:43In just a few hours, the parents will be reunited with their sons.
0:43:43 > 0:43:46But for now, it's their last chance to see what their teenagers
0:43:46 > 0:43:47have been getting up to.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52I'm hoping when we see him today that he's not too drunk.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55Really concerned about how much they're consuming
0:43:55 > 0:43:58and binge-drinking continually every night,
0:43:58 > 0:44:02and if he goes off to university, he's going to have to curb that
0:44:02 > 0:44:05or he's just going to make himself ill.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07- Hiya.- Hiya.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10Last day. Last day today.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13- Last day of torture.- Yeah.
0:44:13 > 0:44:14Yeah, well, I wouldn't say
0:44:14 > 0:44:17the more drunk I get me personality changes.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19I'd say the more drunk I get, a bit more confidence I get,
0:44:19 > 0:44:22erm...like, i.e. with girls.
0:44:24 > 0:44:25I think Philip was saying
0:44:25 > 0:44:28that he thinks the drink makes him more confident
0:44:28 > 0:44:32and I think it makes him not a very nice person, to be honest.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34It becomes a crutch, that.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37That means that if he can only get confident when he's had a drink...
0:44:37 > 0:44:40- It's not going to do him much good...- No, no.
0:44:40 > 0:44:41..you know, through life,
0:44:41 > 0:44:45cos you can't have a drink every time you want to do something.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Yes, basically, Mark's got his willy wet tonight,
0:44:48 > 0:44:52so I aim on doing the same.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58- Again, alcohol. - A bit of peer pressure?- Bravado.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01- That's not from peer pressure, that. - No?- No, that's his choice.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03It's almost like he's keeping up with Mark.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05This is how he is.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09Obviously, when he's away on holiday, this is how he behaves
0:45:09 > 0:45:11and it's most unattractive, it really is.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13He needs to grow up,
0:45:13 > 0:45:16you know, because he can't carry on being like that
0:45:16 > 0:45:19and expect to have a lovely relationship
0:45:19 > 0:45:21with somebody in the future.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Next, Angela and John, who are already concerned
0:45:24 > 0:45:27about how Cian will cope at university.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30I don't really know, like, whether I'm going to stay at uni or not.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32Like, I sort of can't picture myself at uni,
0:45:32 > 0:45:35I can't picture myself doing all the work and uni's definitely
0:45:35 > 0:45:37going to be one big party,
0:45:37 > 0:45:38I'm literally going to be out every night.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41I'm going to spend my student loan in the first month.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43THEY LAUGH
0:45:43 > 0:45:46- Probably our worst nightmare. - I don't know why I'm laughing.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49I'm going to have to have a word with him about that.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51At the moment, he has money drip-fed to him.
0:45:51 > 0:45:55Thinking about it, he's never had a lump sum come his way. I suppose
0:45:55 > 0:45:59the loan they give them in a lump sum, don't they? So I'm not sure
0:45:59 > 0:46:04he's mature enough to work out how much he needs for each...
0:46:04 > 0:46:08For each month. So if I can have his loan and give it to him weekly.
0:46:08 > 0:46:09Yeah, on a weekly basis.
0:46:09 > 0:46:12I think we're going to have to let him struggle a bit
0:46:12 > 0:46:15so that if he does go mad and overspend,
0:46:15 > 0:46:18then he'll feel the consequences.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21- He'll have to learn the hard way. - He'll learn the hard way.- Yeah.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23Cos kids don't listen to parents.
0:46:23 > 0:46:26- No, of course they don't. - They don't.
0:46:28 > 0:46:32Jade got with the guy and then I got with his friend.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35I was sort of pressured into it, it wasn't really what I wanted to do.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37And then, like, they were, like,
0:46:37 > 0:46:41trying to get me to go back to the hotel and stuff,
0:46:41 > 0:46:43but I obviously didn't go.
0:46:43 > 0:46:46- That's nice.- That's good, yeah. Gosh, my heart was going there.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48I know, it's horrible, isn't it?
0:46:48 > 0:46:51A very level-headed young man. I keep saying it, but he is.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54Yeah, I'm so relieved by that. My heart was in my mouth thinking,
0:46:54 > 0:46:56- "Did he do something he didn't want to?"- Yeah.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59It was really nice to see that he's got so much respect for himself
0:46:59 > 0:47:02and for other people as well. So yeah, we were...
0:47:02 > 0:47:04- Yeah.- We were pleased with that.
0:47:04 > 0:47:07We were really proud the way he handled that.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17After a week of spying,
0:47:17 > 0:47:21it's time for the parents to reveal themselves to their kids.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24Phil is soaking up last night's alcohol with a proper meal.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26- Does mine come with chips? - Yeah.- Sweet!
0:47:26 > 0:47:30What he doesn't know is he's about to be confronted by his mum and dad,
0:47:30 > 0:47:34who are very concerned about his attitude towards women.
0:47:34 > 0:47:35We both were a little bit naive
0:47:35 > 0:47:40and I think we were looking through rose-tinted glasses, really,
0:47:40 > 0:47:42and it has opened our eyes a lot.
0:47:42 > 0:47:46And we have learnt what Philip can be like, which is interesting.
0:47:46 > 0:47:51A little bit upsetting, but nothing that we can't put right.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53As his parents approach the restaurant,
0:47:53 > 0:47:56Phil is still blissfully unaware.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Right at this moment me heart is pounding,
0:47:59 > 0:48:01cos I'm a little bit nervous.
0:48:01 > 0:48:02Oh, my.
0:48:05 > 0:48:09You've got to be taking the piss. What the fuck?
0:48:09 > 0:48:10Unlucky, Philip!
0:48:10 > 0:48:13Oh, you absolute bastards.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16Your mum and dad are here.
0:48:18 > 0:48:22- Lost your voice?- Hm. What's happening?
0:48:22 > 0:48:25- Not very happy, son. - Aren't you?- No.- Oh, no.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27Do you know what? Honestly, you've just let yourself down.
0:48:27 > 0:48:30When you've had alcohol, disrespect for yourself goes,
0:48:30 > 0:48:33disrespect for women certainly goes.
0:48:33 > 0:48:34We've seen everything.
0:48:34 > 0:48:38Does a good time mean you've got to be so obnoxious?
0:48:38 > 0:48:41I'm not obnoxious, I'm just doing what, like, every lad does.
0:48:41 > 0:48:45The problem I've got is going up to girls, "Get your fried eggs out."
0:48:45 > 0:48:49- It's was funny! - It sounds funny, I grant you,
0:48:49 > 0:48:51but it's the response that comes back from that.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54But there was much worse than that, much, much worse.
0:48:54 > 0:48:57But this is what people our age do.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00I honestly do think, yeah, cos I'm your son you might think,
0:49:00 > 0:49:02"Oh, dear, my son shouldn't be saying things like that."
0:49:02 > 0:49:05- And people...- Because I think... - ..your age...
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Let me just speak. People your age will think,
0:49:07 > 0:49:09"You know what? That's bang out of order."
0:49:09 > 0:49:13- Then people my age, they wouldn't think twice about it.- Yeah.
0:49:13 > 0:49:18I understand you're... Yous are both, you know, 50 and stuff..
0:49:18 > 0:49:22- Old.- Yeah, but you've got to realise, this day and age,
0:49:22 > 0:49:25this is how people my age speak to each other.
0:49:25 > 0:49:28- Yeah.- By the way last night, I could have gone,
0:49:28 > 0:49:30"Phil," and you'd have turned round.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33Yeah. All those girls dancing around you last night.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35There were cameras going down the road,
0:49:35 > 0:49:38they were giving it all this, going to town and what have you, you know.
0:49:38 > 0:49:42- I'll tell you...- At that point, I wanted to come down and join you.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44No-one wants to let your mum and dad see what you's really like
0:49:44 > 0:49:46with your mates, and now obviously they know.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49Yeah, it's bit me right on the backside, I must admit,
0:49:49 > 0:49:50but I've had a good time.
0:49:56 > 0:49:57With a lot to talk about,
0:49:57 > 0:50:01Phil and his parents have a sit-down chat in a more private location,
0:50:01 > 0:50:03away from his mates.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06It's been an experience. Maybe we were naive.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09As each new generation comes along, it's different from the last.
0:50:09 > 0:50:10Well, exactly.
0:50:10 > 0:50:14We've learnt that your generation do things totally different from us.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16- Yeah.- Totally different.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19People my age do things like this.
0:50:19 > 0:50:22Let's be honest, you do always praise me, or to be this person.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25Like, you think I'm amazing, "Oh, my boy is perfect."
0:50:25 > 0:50:28You always think I'm going to go out and never get drunk
0:50:28 > 0:50:31and never be sick and all this, and I'm glad, like, in a way,
0:50:31 > 0:50:34I'm glad in a way that you've seen, like, me true self.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36Let's be honest, we've never really sat down, have we,
0:50:36 > 0:50:38and had like a proper lad conversation.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41I've always felt like I couldn't turn round and say,
0:50:41 > 0:50:42"Oh, bloody hell! Guess what, Dad.
0:50:42 > 0:50:45"I bloody had sex with this girl last weekend," for instance.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48But now, I'm starting to feel, after this programme,
0:50:48 > 0:50:50like stuff like that I'll be able to talk to you about,
0:50:50 > 0:50:52cos obviously now you've seen.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54I've always thought, I've never put me self forward
0:50:54 > 0:50:56as that kind of person I suppose,
0:50:56 > 0:50:59where you could come and talk to me, so that's my fault, not yours.
0:50:59 > 0:51:01I do feel I can come and speak to you now...
0:51:01 > 0:51:03- Good. That's fine. - ..put it like that.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05That's fine.
0:51:05 > 0:51:06Hopefully all of us,
0:51:06 > 0:51:09and I mean all of us, can get something out of this.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Exactly yeah.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14I'm hoping, like,
0:51:14 > 0:51:16this week where they've been spying on me,
0:51:16 > 0:51:18it'll bring us a bit more close together,
0:51:18 > 0:51:21they can understand what I'm actually like as a son,
0:51:21 > 0:51:24and that they can understand what lads do these days,
0:51:24 > 0:51:27in this day and age, compared to back in the 19th century.
0:51:29 > 0:51:30There's been moments when it's been difficult,
0:51:30 > 0:51:32but it's been well worth doing,
0:51:32 > 0:51:35it really has, because it's given us a wider view of our Philip,
0:51:35 > 0:51:38- you know.- We maybe need to realise as well
0:51:38 > 0:51:41that we maybe need to understand more about his generation
0:51:41 > 0:51:42and how they are.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45As much as we all like to think that we know our kids well,
0:51:45 > 0:51:47this has proven that we don't.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57Across Zante, Cian is enjoying his last meal.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00- Are you going to eat pasta with a spoon?- No, I'll use a fork.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05It feels good to actually eat.
0:52:07 > 0:52:10He's unaware that two uninvited guests...
0:52:10 > 0:52:12Come on, quick.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14..are about to join him for dinner.
0:52:16 > 0:52:21I'm really, really feeling sick about revealing that I'm here to Cian.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23I feel absolutely nauseous.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25Oh, wow. Oh, my God. It's crazy, isn't it?
0:52:25 > 0:52:28- Yeah.- A teenager's life is absolutely crazy.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30- Yeah.- It's been a huge insight
0:52:30 > 0:52:32to see what they're like with their friends
0:52:32 > 0:52:33and how much energy they've got.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40- Cian...- Oh, my God. - ..I've been watching you.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43- Oh, my God!- Are you serious?
0:52:43 > 0:52:48We've been watching you all week. And what were you doing to my list?
0:52:48 > 0:52:50Every night you've been binge-drinking.
0:52:50 > 0:52:52We've seen it, kid, we've seen it.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55And what did we say to you about how much alcohol to drink?
0:52:55 > 0:52:56No more than two units.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01This is so awkward!
0:53:01 > 0:53:03You're not going to live like that at uni, are you?
0:53:03 > 0:53:06No.
0:53:06 > 0:53:08And, erm...sort of expect to, er...
0:53:08 > 0:53:11spend all of your student loan pretty quickly, I gather.
0:53:11 > 0:53:12In the first month.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
0:53:15 > 0:53:21- Eh?- We've got a lot to talk about, Cian, haven't we?
0:53:21 > 0:53:24- Apparently so.- You're going to ask me to help support you, aren't you?
0:53:24 > 0:53:27And then you're just blowing all your money on alcohol.
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Go on, give him a hug, for Christ's sake!
0:53:34 > 0:53:37- Hello. You all right?- Yeah.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47I'm a little bit annoyed about Mum spying on me,
0:53:47 > 0:53:50but it's quite nice that they've seen what I'm like,
0:53:50 > 0:53:52cos they haven't really seen this side of me before.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54They don't know what I'm like on a night out,
0:53:54 > 0:53:57they don't know what I'm like with my friends and stuff,
0:53:57 > 0:53:59so it's just nice to be open with them now.
0:53:59 > 0:54:01- You sprayed us with paint? - Did you not see that?
0:54:01 > 0:54:04- No.- You sprayed us with paint? - Yeah.- We were on the balcony.
0:54:04 > 0:54:05- We waved to you- No!
0:54:11 > 0:54:14Angela and John want to air a few concerns
0:54:14 > 0:54:16they've got from the last week.
0:54:16 > 0:54:20I think you probably could benefit from some lessons in laundry
0:54:20 > 0:54:22and cleaning and cooking.
0:54:22 > 0:54:23I definitely mucked that up,
0:54:23 > 0:54:25cos I don't know how to do any of those things, really.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28Well, I think maybe the blowing the student loan
0:54:28 > 0:54:32in the first couple of weeks needs a little bit of a conversation.
0:54:32 > 0:54:37We did notice you did a lot of drinking, Cian.
0:54:37 > 0:54:41But there is one overriding issue Angela wants to talk about.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43Well, you said that, erm, you didn't think
0:54:43 > 0:54:47I had quite come to terms with you coming out as gay.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Just find it really awkward to talk about,
0:54:49 > 0:54:50cos I don't really understand myself
0:54:50 > 0:54:53and then I can't expect you to understand if I don't understand.
0:54:53 > 0:54:57- Yeah.- Yeah. But I don't really feel I have any expertise!
0:54:57 > 0:55:01I don't really have any... I don't have any advice. I would love to say,
0:55:01 > 0:55:04"You're going to go through this stage, or this is going to happen,
0:55:04 > 0:55:06"you're going to feel confused,"
0:55:06 > 0:55:08but I just don't know if I can say anything
0:55:08 > 0:55:11that's really going to help you, but I can share it with you.
0:55:11 > 0:55:12You know when you, like,
0:55:12 > 0:55:15when you just rant about your problems to someone,
0:55:15 > 0:55:18and, like, even if they don't... Even if they don't help you...
0:55:18 > 0:55:22- Yeah, yeah.- ..it just feels better. - You've aired them and you know that,
0:55:22 > 0:55:24like, a problem shared is halved.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26- Yeah.- You've got to know we're there for you though, kid.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28- Yeah.- I do know.
0:55:28 > 0:55:30We really have adjusted to it.
0:55:30 > 0:55:34There's no question that we accept it and that we're proud of you.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43I definitely think things are going to change
0:55:43 > 0:55:45between, like, me and my mum now
0:55:45 > 0:55:49cos we can be more open, we can sort of have more of a bond now,
0:55:49 > 0:55:51cos I realise that I can tell her everything.
0:55:51 > 0:55:55I don't have to hide certain stuff from her.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59I think the whole experience has definitely been worth it for us.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01- It has...- I'd say so.
0:56:01 > 0:56:05It has been a bit up and down and it has been quite emotional,
0:56:05 > 0:56:07but I think it has really taken us on a journey
0:56:07 > 0:56:10which has made us all a bit closer.
0:56:14 > 0:56:18Next time - an irresponsible boy let's rip...
0:56:18 > 0:56:21Yeah! Fucking yeah. Right.
0:56:21 > 0:56:24..and a sheltered teen lets loose...
0:56:24 > 0:56:26Let's get naughty!
0:56:26 > 0:56:29..in the carnage and chaos of Kavos.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd