After the Holiday

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains strong language

0:00:04 > 0:00:07We're looking back on another summer of partying...

0:00:07 > 0:00:11I got molested by a girl. That's the only way I can put it - molested.

0:00:11 > 0:00:17..where Mediterranean resorts were overrun by crazy kids on their first holiday with their mates.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21But their snooping parents went along too to spy on what

0:00:21 > 0:00:23their teenagers got up to.

0:00:23 > 0:00:28Oh, she's sauntering, she's wearing black, can you see that?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30The drinking.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35The snogging.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40And the shacking up.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41The shag tally.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43They saw the lot.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55For the parents, it was the chance of a lifetime.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Secretly watching...

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Eh, the dirty pigs, that's disgusting.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- ..sneakily spying...- Oh, my God.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11..and outrageously hiding. All to see if their kids could the handle

0:01:11 > 0:01:14the responsibility of being independent.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, God.

0:01:16 > 0:01:22- But, did it make the bond stronger...- What! - ..or drive a wedge between them?

0:01:22 > 0:01:27- Oh, no.- And I did not realise how much you drink.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31I never ever, ever, ever want to see your boobs again.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34But now the parents have revealed themselves to their kids

0:01:34 > 0:01:36and the holidays are over.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37I cannot believe...

0:01:37 > 0:01:40It's time to see what's changed and what they all learnt.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I'd say I'm a different person.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I would like to think that they've watched it back

0:01:47 > 0:01:50and they'll reflect on it and think, "Oh, my God,

0:01:50 > 0:01:53"when I drink so much I just do the stupidest of things."

0:01:53 > 0:01:55I don't have a limit and I just can't stop.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I just keep drinking, don't I?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00And I keep drinking until I just collapse.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I don't know how one of us didn't, like, get onto it.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I didn't really expect them to actually get up and walk out

0:02:05 > 0:02:09and say, "I think we need five minutes". I mean, that really

0:02:09 > 0:02:12got to me, the thought I'd really let my mum and dad down, yeah.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14It's a weird thing, spying on your children.

0:02:20 > 0:02:26Heading out on his first ever lads' holiday was Bolton mummy's boy Tom, and he was a man on a mission.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yeah, I've only ever slept with one girl, er, right now,

0:02:31 > 0:02:34but erm, hopefully I'll be able to make it a list on this holiday.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36The girls in Napa won't stand a chance.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Mum Kim and stepdad Dave were desperate to get to know what

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Tom was like away from the family home.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I think our expectations were just the whole experience.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55The opportunity to see Tom in the wild, if you like.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58And it was wild, wasn't it?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01But after bringing up Tom alone for 15 years,

0:03:01 > 0:03:05cutting the apron strings was going to be hard for Kim.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09He's just... He's growing up, isn't he? Yeah, he's flying the nest.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Yeah, it's emotional. He's my baby.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19It's just the first step in him leaving home.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Bye.- Bye.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Tom spent his first trip away in Ayia Napa,

0:03:26 > 0:03:28the party capital of Cyprus...

0:03:30 > 0:03:34..where thousands of Brits head for an unforgettable clubbing holiday.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39This is Ayia Napa.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42But Kim and Dave barely had time to check up on Tom.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Not long after landing, their trip came to a dramatic halt.

0:03:47 > 0:03:54The first full day was spent in hospital, because I had a fall the night before

0:03:54 > 0:04:01and Dave had an angina attack and he ended up in coronary care, across the corridor from the room that I was in.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06I think the whole programme may have been more of a giggle following Kim and I around, actually.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10She's gone on at me for being irresponsible,

0:04:10 > 0:04:14she needs to watch what she's doing. You know what I mean? Oh, it just... Oh, don't be so clumsy.

0:04:14 > 0:04:21Kim decided not to worry her son and went ahead with spying on him, whilst Tom focused on his goal.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24I think the boys thought it were brilliant that, er,

0:04:24 > 0:04:27all the girls were following them around and wanting to kiss them

0:04:27 > 0:04:30and flash their boobs and flash their bottoms, even!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Tom was getting up close to the opposite sex,

0:04:33 > 0:04:35but not as up close and personal as he'd have liked.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41I laid aside a shagging bed and it didn't get used.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42That is where the magic happens.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44A designated shagging bed, not been used yet.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Oh, he means the sleeping's magical.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I don't think he quite means that, Kim.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I think they were very relieved that no action happened in that bed,

0:04:53 > 0:04:56knowing that we were watching them all week.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59But it seems Tom's been more successful on English soil.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Since I've got back from Napa, I've slept with two girls since then.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06So, er, I mean, it is a list now.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Yeah, still waiting, unfortunately,

0:05:10 > 0:05:13but I'm going to make a list and it's going to be massive, you watch.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17It wasn't Tom trying to woo the women that upset

0:05:17 > 0:05:21overprotective mum Kim, though - it was the Ayia Napa drinking culture.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Down it! Down it!

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Oh.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Get off, you big bully!

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- Oh.- Bloody hell.- I don't need to ask how you feel about that.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Big bullies, get off him!

0:05:37 > 0:05:42The hardest bit for me was watching the playback, er, where they

0:05:42 > 0:05:45were forcing all... Well, not forcing, but pouring drinks down their neck.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48When you're in a situation like that you've got two options -

0:05:48 > 0:05:51you either sit on the sidelines or you actually join in.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55At this point in time, I'm not happy with that, I think it's bullying.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00To be fair, though, Mum is probably right about...98% of the time,

0:06:00 > 0:06:05but some of the things were a bit overreacting,

0:06:05 > 0:06:08but she's just looking out for me at t'end of t'day.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Tom will now look more of a man to me than he did do when we came away.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16It was nice to see David sticking up for me cos, obviously,

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I've never been that close to him.

0:06:19 > 0:06:24It was a breakthrough for Kim as she started to realise Tom was no longer her baby boy.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Watching Tom, it was just like seeing a totally different person.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31It was like, yeah, this person had suddenly grown up.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Bye.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Since I've come back from holiday, I've been teaching him

0:06:36 > 0:06:39how to iron, how to use the washing machine.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh, he's learnt how to fry an egg.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47By the end of the holiday, mum Kim and stepdad Dave

0:06:47 > 0:06:49began to see Tom in a new light.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Hello, I hear the Bolton boys are in town.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55But unfortunately for Dave, when they all got back home,

0:06:55 > 0:06:59his new-found pride in Tom began to disappear.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01After coming back from Ayia Napa, he's just slipped back

0:07:01 > 0:07:04into pyjamas all day, in his bedroom all day

0:07:04 > 0:07:08for the majority of three month, and I think that is such a shame,

0:07:08 > 0:07:12that he had such a great time, he could have... I really had

0:07:12 > 0:07:16hoped he'd develop that and do more with the time off he had.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- I wish I had three months' holiday! - Sometimes, living with David

0:07:19 > 0:07:23and Tom, it's like living with two five-year-olds.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27I don't know why my relationship with Dave hasn't progressed

0:07:27 > 0:07:31since the holiday, because... I mean, he was proud of me and stuff when he was watching it.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Since then, it's just gone a bit downhill - the closer I got

0:07:35 > 0:07:38to leaving uni, it's like he can't wait to get rid of me.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43It is a completely different way of life to what we ever did when we were 18, isn't it, babe?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Yeah, but he wants to be a journalist.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49What's he going to write about? "Things that happened in my bedroom"?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Don't be nasty.- If you want to be a journalist, you want to be out

0:07:52 > 0:07:56and about seeing things, seeing the world and, er, whatever.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59"A strange thing happened on the way from the bedroom to the to the bathroom today".

0:07:59 > 0:08:01You know, that isn't journalism, babe.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06And on her return, Kim was hoping she could come to terms with

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Tom leaving home for his new life.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Letting Tom go to uni, it's been quite heartbreaking.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19This first week has been really hard.

0:08:21 > 0:08:26The holiday helped a lot, and once I get over this little blip,

0:08:26 > 0:08:27I'll be fine.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31I've been at uni a week now. It's freshers' week,

0:08:31 > 0:08:34so it's been like, oh, like the best week of my life.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Er, apart from Napa, obviously.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40You're a great son, put it there. Aww.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I've no regrets about the experience. Have you, David?

0:08:42 > 0:08:47- No, I have no regrets about the experience. - It's all good, it's all good.

0:08:53 > 0:08:5719-year-old Jemma from Burnley loved to party.

0:08:57 > 0:09:02I the wild one in the group, when I'm out drinking I just... I do a lot of stupid things.

0:09:02 > 0:09:07As far as stepdad Sean and mum Marie were concerned, there were three very important rules.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Before she went, the key rules that we sent her with was,

0:09:11 > 0:09:13not getting naked...

0:09:13 > 0:09:16not being promiscuous...

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- and don't get too drunk.- Hm.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27- See you later.- OK, be careful. - Time to break the rules.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32The Spanish island of Majorca is home to the no-holds-barred resort of Magaluf.

0:09:32 > 0:09:40It's a major destination for holidaymakers to party, drink and shed their inhibitions.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43One of the rules to not get naked or get my body out,

0:09:43 > 0:09:47but I broke it on the first night, near enough.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Now this is what's going to happen. I am...

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oh, are they naked? It's just uncomfortable to see this...

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Yeah.- ..because we shouldn't be watching this. Yeah.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58There were a part of me made me wish that I actually hadn't put that there saying

0:09:58 > 0:10:02"don't get your boobs out", because it were like it were a challenge to her then.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05What Jemma didn't realise was that her mum

0:10:05 > 0:10:07and stepdad were closer than she could ever imagine.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11It feels sneaky.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Is that Jemma on t'podium? - I think it might be.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19I didn't expect them to be anywhere near that like, they was like not...

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- They was actually there, weren't they?- Yeah. - Whilst we were on t'podium.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Literally just behind us, watching. - Oh.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31And the worst thing I could have been doing while we were there was near enough naked, and I was.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36To watch that, I was embarrassed in myself and it makes me angry,

0:10:36 > 0:10:39so I can understand how my mum and Sean felt.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Can we have a picture?

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Growl.- Yeah...- Yeah.- I was really upset on that first night.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51That's the one thing that we said we didn't want to see, isn't it?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54At the time, it was a bit of a shock because just not supposed to

0:10:54 > 0:10:57see her like it and hopefully they will mature a little bit from it.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01They certainly won't stop partying, that's for sure.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I don't think I'll change my ways, cos the first night at uni, I was running round naked.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Exactly!- Well, at least my mum's not watching it.- Yeah.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12With one rule not so much broken as smashed to pieces,

0:11:12 > 0:11:16how would Jemma do with the second one - promiscuity?

0:11:17 > 0:11:22The amount of people we snogged that first day, it's just like everyone was snogging each other.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26You were just walking around, like, snogging, snogging, snogging.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31- And it just don't make sense. - No, I'd say...- Maybe 100. Between us all, I think.

0:11:31 > 0:11:37- All four of us.- I'd say over a 100 between us all.- Do you reckon? - Yeah.- That's disgusting.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40She may have snogged dozens of guys, but Jemma found her limit.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44I was tricked into the booze cruise sex position game.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Jemma is vulnerable...- Yeah. - We know that, don't we?- Yeah.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Well, some guy come round with a paper and said,

0:11:49 > 0:11:52"Do you want to be in a game?" I said, "Do you have to get your clothes off?"

0:11:52 > 0:11:55He said "No, no." I said, "Right, I'll do it, then."

0:11:55 > 0:11:57And then when it comes to it, he said "Right, take your bra off."

0:11:57 > 0:12:02She puts on a facade sometimes that she's a wild sort of...a wild cat.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03- Yeah.- But she's not.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07All right, so, get yourselves down on your knees, sweetheart, OK.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Get ready to give it a little suck, all right?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12You're all right, sweetheart, it's booze cruise!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Number one, go on, then.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Then its number two...69.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20They gotta win for this.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Oh, that's disgusting, that is. That is gross.- She's doing the same thing, look at her.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27She really don't want to, she's like "No!"

0:12:27 > 0:12:31The thing that I notice with Jemma was that, you know, there was

0:12:31 > 0:12:35something she was asked to do and she said "No, no, I'm not doing it."

0:12:35 > 0:12:37I think the blow job bit was disgusting,

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I wouldn't give a blow job on me own, never mind

0:12:40 > 0:12:44in front of 200 people and... Oh! That guy's penis knocked me sick.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46And I thought, well done, well done.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49You know, all them people egging her on to do it

0:12:49 > 0:12:52and she still stood by what she believed in and said no.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56It was a temporary sigh of relief for Sean and Marie,

0:12:56 > 0:13:00as there was no limits when it came to rule number three, drinking.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10I don't have a limit, I just can't stop, I just keep drinking don't I?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12And I keep drinking until I just collapse.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17That's the thing that we did learn from her.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Yeah. To be a little bit more understanding of...

0:13:21 > 0:13:27- ..kids and what they get up to. - Yeah.- And I think there has to be a little bit more compromise there.

0:13:27 > 0:13:34I would like to think that they've watched it back and they'll reflect on it and think, "Oh, my God,

0:13:34 > 0:13:37"when I drink so much I just do the stupidest of things."

0:13:37 > 0:13:41I hate feeling hungover but I am glad I drank.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- I could drink all night, every night.- Yeah.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Surprisingly, with most of the rules broken,

0:13:47 > 0:13:49it made the family unit stronger.

0:13:49 > 0:13:54Before Sean come into our family, we was really separated.

0:13:54 > 0:13:59I didn't... In my eyes, I don't think I was that close with my mum.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Oh, my God, I'm going to cry.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Stepdad of three years Sean got to hear what Jemma thought of their relationship.

0:14:07 > 0:14:13It's more like a stable family now. And doing real stuff together and...

0:14:13 > 0:14:18- That's beautiful. - It's much better.- Oh.- Yeah.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21It was nice for me, personally, that Jemma actually realised

0:14:21 > 0:14:25how much I do actually think about them and...

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Hm.- I try and treat them as me own.

0:14:28 > 0:14:33After all they've been through, Sean and Marie couldn't wait to confront their party-loving daughter.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Hello, madam. We've been watching you all week.

0:14:37 > 0:14:45I never ever, ever, ever want to see your boobs again or see some bloke's dick that far from your face.

0:14:45 > 0:14:52I think for me, personally, my favourite moment was when we were doing the final interview.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56And sort of just that general bonding.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59And you mean the world to us. You know you do, don't you?

0:14:59 > 0:15:04If I was to have a biological daughter, I would want her to be just like you.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I'm nearly crying.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Because you have been an absolute star.- You have.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18I've no regrets, I loved every second of it, yeah.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I've made a lot of mistakes. Now I'm growing up, I want her to be proud of me.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24I've gone to university

0:15:24 > 0:15:29and I'm trying to make them happy and proud their daughter.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31That's the thing I would notice with Jemma -

0:15:31 > 0:15:34she really does learn from the mistakes that she makes,

0:15:34 > 0:15:37she takes them onboard and she does learn from them. I loved it.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42I think a few things were brought out into the open and that was all for the best, I think...

0:15:51 > 0:15:5518-year-old attention seeker Kieran headed off on his first ever lads' summer holiday.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I just like it when everything revolves around me.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01If I don't get attention, then I'll find a way to get it.

0:16:01 > 0:16:06And for this mollycoddled teen, independence wasn't something that came naturally.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Why do something for myself when my mum can just do it for me? It's easier.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14Mum Kate may have put up with his lazy ways at home,

0:16:14 > 0:16:16but there is one thing she would not tolerate.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Darling, there's just one rule. - I know, yeah, OK.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Not to disrespect women, Kieran.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Mum and Gran jumped at the chance to spy on Kieran in Zante.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28See you later, mother.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I never thought my mum would be that sneaky. I didn't even think my mum had a passport!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39The resort of Laganas is rammed with bars, making it a party

0:16:39 > 0:16:43paradise for British teens ready to let loose every summer.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Chug! Chug! Chug!

0:16:50 > 0:16:53As soon as Kieran touched down, he launched into some serious

0:16:53 > 0:16:57drinking and it wasn't long before he paid the price.

0:17:02 > 0:17:07Look at his fucking nose! Look at him, he's a fucking mess.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11There it is, chund up, first chunder on the chunder chart.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Get it back down you, boys.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Shall I do it? - No. No.- I'm going to do it.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21He's fucking drinking some of it! What...no! Arh!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27He drank his actual sick.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28My sick was a bit acidic.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36It tasted a bit, er, fruity, had a bit of a fruity flavour in it. I think it might have had

0:17:36 > 0:17:39a little bit of lettuce from a kebab in it, as well.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43The most disgusting thing I've ever seen, by miles.

0:17:43 > 0:17:48Yeah, it definitely classed as my five a day, I'd had some fruit-based drinks.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Some wheat. Some lettuce.

0:17:51 > 0:17:56Kieran's got that cocky bravado that if somebody says "Drink it",

0:17:56 > 0:18:00whatever it is, Kieran will drink it because that's

0:18:00 > 0:18:03where he builds his status from. People look up to him

0:18:03 > 0:18:07cos he'll do what everybody else wants for a laugh.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11And Kieran's intake didn't end with alcohol or his own vomit.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14He's gone for a wee!

0:18:14 > 0:18:15I was sober enough to ask the barman...

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Hey, sensible...

0:18:17 > 0:18:20..if he had an STIs or anything harmful.

0:18:20 > 0:18:25And having passed the test, the barman served up the special drink.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28I want to see you piss in the shot so I know its authentic piss.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Is that your piss?

0:18:32 > 0:18:36- I paid a euro for a shot of piss. - Should have been free.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40At what point in my mind I decided I was going to pay for piss, I don't know.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44His testosterone hit me and I was like, "I'm going to do the rest of this."

0:18:44 > 0:18:46So necked a half pint.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Want to finish the rest of it!

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Personally, I mean, I used to be a party animal and I did quite a lot of stuff...

0:18:53 > 0:18:57but vomit and urine was never on my radar!

0:18:57 > 0:19:01- Piss!- Nothing could shock me, no.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05People say, "Oh, I'd be mortified", but why?

0:19:05 > 0:19:09If you look back, we're all the same when we were younger.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Fuck this, we're going home, I'm going home. I'm going.

0:19:13 > 0:19:19And we have had chats about that, and he doesn't know why he did it and he is never going to do it

0:19:19 > 0:19:22again because it was... I don't understand

0:19:22 > 0:19:26men's mentality when they've had that much to drink and the things

0:19:26 > 0:19:33that they do and... But no, it's not going to be repeated ever, ever again.

0:19:33 > 0:19:38My mum's told me just to calm down a little bit with the drinking, like with drinking alcohol, piss...

0:19:38 > 0:19:44- Or what you're drinking.- ..and sick. Everything that I drink, she's told me to calm down a little bit.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Kieran's mum had even bigger concerns about her son's attitude to women.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Girls are coming up, 19 kisses in like a minute.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57And that's well "bayed". Well played.

0:19:57 > 0:20:02I've now got to go and find one of them 19 to take home...

0:20:02 > 0:20:04if I remember who the fuck they was.

0:20:04 > 0:20:11Before he went out, they were all planning on playing "pull the pig", which we did have stern words about.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22When Mum and Gran witnessed the way he viewed women, they were less than impressed.

0:20:24 > 0:20:29I feel like I could... I would pick up a 2/10 and be very happy with it right now.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38He was marking girls out of ten and stuff, which I weren't overly happy about.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41But then when I spoke to him, and explained to him,

0:20:41 > 0:20:46I'd been that teenage girl, and his sister's that teenage girl,

0:20:46 > 0:20:51and how he would feel if he heard people talking about us like that?

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- I think it made him think a little bit more. - He realised then, didn't he?

0:20:55 > 0:20:59It certainly wasn't on his mind when he sealed the deal.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Shag tally, tick.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07I do have respect for girls, but the girls in the clubs didn't really have

0:21:07 > 0:21:11much respect for themselves, so it didn't really help me respect them.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15If you get what I mean. You get what I mean, don't you?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Yeah, I do, but you didn't care about that...- I did!

0:21:18 > 0:21:21You're just like, "She's rancid, she's rancid, she'll do!"

0:21:21 > 0:21:25And Kieran's approach to getting the ladies?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- There were two pulling techniques out there...- This one...

0:21:30 > 0:21:32..and you could have the very subtle approach,

0:21:32 > 0:21:35or there's your approach where you're just so blunt you either

0:21:35 > 0:21:37get shot down the first hurdle or make it past a few.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- If you get shot down the first hurdle, you can move on.- But the first hurdle ones as well...

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Rather than you sitting there for about an hour just staring at like... - Yeah but the thing is,

0:21:45 > 0:21:49the first hurdle ones are usually the sluts, cos they're the ones that are just out to go get some,

0:21:49 > 0:21:53but so are you, to be fair. But that's how you're going to go home with STIs and stuff.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58But it wasn't just girls Kieran was disrespecting - it was also his best mate.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02- You can't call me a 4/10 and expect me to be OK about that. - Sam, Sam, calm down.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05It's a joke! You're on your fucking period!

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Out of ten...

0:22:07 > 0:22:10My favourite memory of the holiday is Sam on the strip

0:22:10 > 0:22:13crying his eyes out like a little girl.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15You're a four, mate.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18I'm joking!

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Basically, it's hilarious to think about it now...

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Yeah. - ..but it was emotional at the time.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28He thinks that I can't get with fit girls because I'm that low.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29That makes me feel shit.

0:22:31 > 0:22:37- We had a little heart-to-heart and I opened up to you.- I don't remember. - It was still hilarious, though.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Mate, I've got low confidence levels as it is, and you've just fucking made it worse.

0:22:41 > 0:22:46- Sam, I was joking.- You really have. - I'm a cocky dickhead because I'm not confident.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49I literally overcompensate at everything because I don't...

0:22:49 > 0:22:53I am unconfident so I overcompensate at everything.

0:22:53 > 0:22:58Don't mug me off any more, mate.. I've had enough fucking... I've literally had enough

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- confidence issues in my life to fucking deal with...- I'm sorry.

0:23:02 > 0:23:09I think, although it was a terrible thing for Sam, I think it was

0:23:09 > 0:23:14very good for Kieran to see that he is just human, you know.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18I told him the reason why I'm so cocky and confident all the time -

0:23:18 > 0:23:20because I'm not that confident in myself

0:23:20 > 0:23:24so I overcompensate - and to tell him that was a big thing for me,

0:23:24 > 0:23:27because I've never told anyone that before.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31I think, if I hadn't seen it, I don't think that he would have...

0:23:31 > 0:23:33he would have sort of spoke to me about it, would he?

0:23:33 > 0:23:38- No, he wouldn't have opened up. - Because that's something I think he...

0:23:38 > 0:23:41He wants to be that big, tough macho with all his mates and things,

0:23:41 > 0:23:45and he doesn't like people to see that side of him, does he?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48No, he don't like people seeing the soft side of him.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Awww! That's my baby.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53They told us that it was an emotional moment seeing me

0:23:53 > 0:23:57have a heart-to-heart with Sam and open up to Sam,

0:23:57 > 0:23:58and she was proud of me for doing it.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02But she wasn't so proud that you got in that position in the first place, was she?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05That was really hard.

0:24:05 > 0:24:10Cos I think... I think boys sometimes forget that they've got feelings, as well.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13That was his problem that he'd caused and he'd put it right.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- He took responsibility and he said sorry... and he meant it.- And he meant it, I think, every word.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Believe it or not, this has actually brought us closer together.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Well, yeah, apparently so. - Yeah, it has. But when you...

0:24:25 > 0:24:28You've got to have an ugly friend, haven't you, to make yourself feel better?

0:24:28 > 0:24:35After an eventful week, Kieran's mum and gran gave him the surprise of his life.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40I think we need words, don't we?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45No!

0:24:45 > 0:24:50Anything you want to tell me? Cos I've already seen it.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Oh, fuck.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57The moment my mum and my nan came out was awkward.

0:24:57 > 0:25:04I think he thought that Nan would probably go mental,

0:25:04 > 0:25:08but I haven't forgotten when I was young.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12I just dropped. I just, like, boom, head down just like a turtle, I was just like hiding, scared.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15I was like, "Oh, God this is going to be bad."

0:25:15 > 0:25:20With everything out in the open, Kate had some interesting advice for her son.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24If people like that cocky Kieran then they don't actually like the real you.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28It's much better to have a small group of people that actually

0:25:28 > 0:25:34like you than millions of people who like something you pretend to be.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39You're right, I know.

0:25:39 > 0:25:44I am really proud of Kieran. He has his moments and there's things which I think, "Oh..."

0:25:44 > 0:25:48But we all did - I did it when I was a teenager and he's learning,

0:25:48 > 0:25:54- he's thought about a lot of stuff which I don't think he would have done before the week, would he?- No.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Me and my mum spoke about a few things and

0:25:57 > 0:26:03I think, even though I'm still just a cocky...laughing around, just messing

0:26:03 > 0:26:07around... I have matured a little bit, like I do see sit... Shut up.

0:26:07 > 0:26:12I do see situations differently and I do feel like I'm a little bit wiser

0:26:12 > 0:26:15than I was before I went on holiday.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Although I still do stupid things.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21But me and my mum have talked about things and she's

0:26:21 > 0:26:25a little bit less hands-on, I do a little bit more at home,

0:26:25 > 0:26:29not too much more, but a little bit more and yeah, so it's a lot better.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32I loved every minute of it.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36Cos it gave me a special time with Kate and with Kieran.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49Body-conscious Dale was venturing away from his all-female home

0:26:49 > 0:26:53where he lives with Mum and sister Abbie.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56I look after meself, I don't abuse me body,

0:26:56 > 0:26:59like, yeah, I'll have the occasional drink.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02His lads' holiday would be a complete change for this fitness fanatic.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04I'm going to drink excessive.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09Mum Lisa thought she knew everything there was to know about her son.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12I know 100% what he's like as a person.

0:27:12 > 0:27:1398%!

0:27:13 > 0:27:15No.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18And Auntie Paula wanted her to open her eyes.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22I wanted to go with Dale, cos I wanted to see what he got up to

0:27:22 > 0:27:25and I wanted to let his mam know what,

0:27:25 > 0:27:29and cos she needs to be more firmer with him.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Here we go, have you got your knickers?

0:27:32 > 0:27:36The destination, one of Europe's biggest party towns - Malia.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Hoards of youngsters descend on its famous strip weekly,

0:27:41 > 0:27:44hoping what happens in Malia, stays in Malia.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Oh, can you feel that heat?

0:27:49 > 0:27:50I can't wait to finger some girls.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55After just a few hours, Dale hits the strip...

0:27:55 > 0:27:59and his strict health routine was out, and booze was in.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06He was knocking back a few fishbowls, plenty of Aftershocks.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09Obviously Dale says to me he's a lightweight,

0:28:09 > 0:28:12he can only handle two pints... and then that's it,

0:28:12 > 0:28:15so I was a bit gobsmacked really at what I did see.

0:28:15 > 0:28:18When I'm drunk and when I'm sober I'm two different people.

0:28:18 > 0:28:23I've watched a bit back on the TV and I think, "Oh, what an embarrassment!"

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Not long after arriving in Malia, mum Lisa

0:28:25 > 0:28:28and Auntie Paula headed out on a spy mission.

0:28:28 > 0:28:31Dale's got no idea whatsoever that his mum

0:28:31 > 0:28:34and his auntie are, like, literally on top of him.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36I think that's, er, you know, the best bit of it.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40We've got our camouflage on as well.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42- Definitely.- We're ready.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44And he was just there shouting, you know,

0:28:44 > 0:28:47it was like, oh, my God! It was like, oh, I don't know.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49And then she was going, "Oh, I need to go."

0:28:49 > 0:28:51I was like, "No, don't spoil it."

0:28:51 > 0:28:53I was like the cruel one then, weren't I?

0:28:53 > 0:28:55- Yeah, Cruella de Vil. - Cruella, Cruella.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01- Can you see him?- Oh, I can see him! - Yeah.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08- He's on shots, I think, I've just seen his head fly back.- Yeah!

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Oh, drinking.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15I don't know how one of us didn't get on to it.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18Erm, I think that you took a few risks.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20'So why does he need to get drunk?'

0:29:20 > 0:29:23I told you he'd be on a binge.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Since we've been home, he's not been out once, you know?

0:29:31 > 0:29:34All he's done is training, and running, and things.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Now I'm back, I regret drinking all them days.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38I wish I'd got up one day and gone for a run.

0:29:38 > 0:29:43Also in Malia that week was Cheshire lad Tom.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45He was desperate to prove to mum Pam and dad Alan

0:29:45 > 0:29:47that he could stand on his own two feet.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50I don't suppose there's any chance of you having a go at this?

0:29:50 > 0:29:53- No.- Too complicated.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56I am ready to leave the nest and then go out to uni,

0:29:56 > 0:29:59cos this holiday's going to be the perfect example,

0:29:59 > 0:30:01so I can prove to them that I can survive on my own.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04But unfortunately for Tom, his friends Lee

0:30:04 > 0:30:07and Blake's nights often ended in argument...

0:30:11 > 0:30:13..after argument...

0:30:13 > 0:30:15I walked into the room and punched the wall,

0:30:15 > 0:30:17to stop me from hitting Blake.

0:30:17 > 0:30:18..after argument.

0:30:18 > 0:30:21I just thought, fuck it, I'm here for six days,

0:30:21 > 0:30:25so why would I want to stay in? I can stay in when I get home.

0:30:25 > 0:30:26I think with the clubbing,

0:30:26 > 0:30:29three individuals, rather than coming as a group.

0:30:29 > 0:30:30'It was an amazing quality'

0:30:30 > 0:30:32to have to be the diplomat, when you've gone on

0:30:32 > 0:30:36this amazing holiday, where you think you're going to have

0:30:36 > 0:30:40the time of your life, and it all seemed to be crumbling before his eyes.

0:30:40 > 0:30:46His downward-spiralling holiday was unbearable for his mum to watch.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Ah, my little boy! He's had a row already.

0:30:53 > 0:30:57- That's really difficult to watch. - Yeah, erm...

0:30:57 > 0:31:00I think it was a good lesson for Tom, er, the fact that

0:31:00 > 0:31:04sometimes, you can't always take people on face value.

0:31:04 > 0:31:08'It takes something like this to make you realise...'

0:31:08 > 0:31:11your friendship, your family, that's the most important thing.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13It made me realise how much of a good friendship I've got with Lee,

0:31:13 > 0:31:15and how much of a good family I've got in my mum and dad,

0:31:15 > 0:31:20and it makes you realise these things. It's the best experience you could possibly have.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24As Tom was learning to appreciate HIS parents,

0:31:24 > 0:31:28Dale was flaunting all the rules his mum had laid out.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31He wasn't to go on quad bikes.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Oh, here they go!

0:31:35 > 0:31:37He's dead.

0:31:37 > 0:31:41He was meant to stick with his mates on a night out.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43I don't know where Dale is.

0:31:43 > 0:31:47- Hey, hey, Dale...- Leave me alone.

0:31:47 > 0:31:52And no matter what, he wasn't meant to go to the beach drunk.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54Got chatting to a few girls and they said, er,

0:31:54 > 0:31:58do you want to come to the beach? Goodnight and God bless.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01- Oh, I can tell how quiet she is, he's going to...- Yeah.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04- That's upset you, that. - It pisses me off.

0:32:04 > 0:32:08'That's my mum's main thing, not go to the beach at night,

0:32:08 > 0:32:10'which is understandable,'

0:32:10 > 0:32:12because it is very dangerous.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14And anything could have happened,

0:32:14 > 0:32:18that's just my one hate, like, drowning in that sea.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20Dale may have been in the bad books with his mum,

0:32:20 > 0:32:24but it was Tom who was feeling bad.

0:32:24 > 0:32:28- How many times have you been sick today?- Five.- Five.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31- I've been coughing up blood. - What do you want to do about it,

0:32:31 > 0:32:37- do you want to get it checked out? - Best get it checked out.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40I didn't want to ring them and worry them unnecessarily.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43Tom didn't need to tell his parents, as they were there to witness

0:32:43 > 0:32:45the events first-hand.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Lee and Blake have gone out on a night out, but I don't trust myself.

0:32:48 > 0:32:52Definitely feeling lonely tonight.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55SHE SOBS

0:32:55 > 0:32:59Tom ending up in hospital was really traumatic,

0:32:59 > 0:33:02it went against all my motherly instincts.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05Yes, he was in the next room, he'd been really ill,

0:33:05 > 0:33:07and it was really, really difficult.

0:33:07 > 0:33:11But Pam didn't have to wait long before she could give her son

0:33:11 > 0:33:12a long-awaited hug.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15Oh, my God!

0:33:15 > 0:33:18Why are you on my holiday?!

0:33:18 > 0:33:22At the end of the day, you handled it all really well, mate,

0:33:22 > 0:33:24- very proud of you.- Yeah.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27- Yeah. And you never had to call us, did you?- I didn't want to.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30I know you didn't want to, we know that, yeah.

0:33:30 > 0:33:31Can I have a hug?

0:33:40 > 0:33:41Basically, I'm going to uni soon,

0:33:41 > 0:33:44I'm going to start a new life in Liverpool.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47This holiday has set me up perfectly for going off to uni

0:33:47 > 0:33:50- and being independent.- He's budgeting his money a lot better,

0:33:50 > 0:33:54he's sorting his finances out, before he goes off to university.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57It was something I'll never forget, I had an amazing time.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Lisa wasn't quite as placid

0:33:59 > 0:34:02when she came face to face with her fun-loving son.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05'I would have just loved to have gone and thrown my arms round him

0:34:05 > 0:34:08'and give him a love, but obviously, I couldn't because...'

0:34:08 > 0:34:13I had to tell him what he'd done, when I'd asked him not to do it.

0:34:13 > 0:34:17To watch you go against my word, Dale!

0:34:17 > 0:34:23- And then you sit there laughing. It's funny, isn't it?- Oh, no!

0:34:23 > 0:34:26You look a bit gobsmacked, Dale.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30When I first seen her face and my auntie's face, I was thinking, wow!

0:34:30 > 0:34:35That was a weird experience. I'll never have that feeling again.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37You can't set me up again now!

0:34:37 > 0:34:43Er, well, I'm sorry for the bad stuff that I've done.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46Can I have a cuddle?

0:34:46 > 0:34:51I'm glad to see you, I've been wondering every day.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53'I think that it's brought us closer together,'

0:34:53 > 0:34:55so that's a good thing.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07Daddy's girl Katy was getting ready to leave Basildon

0:35:07 > 0:35:11for her first parent-free holiday.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Without Basildon, I had an amazing time,

0:35:14 > 0:35:15I didn't want to come back home.

0:35:15 > 0:35:19But little did she know her concerned parents,

0:35:19 > 0:35:22mum Sue and dad Terry, were set to follow her.

0:35:22 > 0:35:26- We always say goodnight to each other...- Yeah.- ..by text.

0:35:26 > 0:35:27- Oh!- Shut up, Mum!

0:35:27 > 0:35:29'It was a bit scary, at the time.'

0:35:29 > 0:35:33She's always been away with us.

0:35:33 > 0:35:38Kavos, on the Greek island of Corfu. Rammed with bars and clubs.

0:35:38 > 0:35:43Thousands of hedonists descend on the Strip every week.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Before they let Katy leave Basildon,

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Mum and Dad had some crucial advice.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04Woo!

0:36:04 > 0:36:07- The key things we told her was not to get drunk so much.- Yeah.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10But did Katy listen?

0:36:10 > 0:36:12Of course not!

0:36:12 > 0:36:14THEY SHOUT

0:36:21 > 0:36:24- We got in such a state. - It was the watermelon.- The melon.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27- Oh, it was just like amnesia in a fruit bowl.- Oh, it was really,

0:36:27 > 0:36:30- really strong. - We forgot what happened from there.

0:36:30 > 0:36:34Her parents certainly wouldn't forget seeing Katy's

0:36:34 > 0:36:37first night out, where she was a little worse for wear.

0:36:37 > 0:36:38- Oh.- Oh, dear.

0:36:38 > 0:36:42- RETCHING - Oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45- Oh, no, no, no.- Oh, no.

0:36:45 > 0:36:52- That's horrible, yeah. In the gutter as well.- Oh.

0:36:52 > 0:36:57- I told her, I said that, didn't I? - Oh.- Yeah.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00When she was poorly, it was horrible to see that you couldn't help her

0:37:00 > 0:37:04- and give her that little hug.- Not so much a hug, you just want to say,

0:37:04 > 0:37:06- "What the bloody hell you doing?" - Yeah.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- I bet he thought it was going to get worse, didn't he?- Yeah.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12I bet he thought it was going to be terrible. They probably wish

0:37:12 > 0:37:14- they'd never done it...- Yeah. - ..when they saw that.

0:37:14 > 0:37:18So has Katy learnt her lesson?

0:37:18 > 0:37:21- She thinks she has learnt not to drink as much now.- Yeah.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24I've drank every weekend since I've come back,

0:37:24 > 0:37:27- so, no, the holiday's not going to put us off.- No.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30If anything, I want to go back and do it all over again.

0:37:30 > 0:37:34There was one thing she did get her fill of.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Have you seen my tattoo?

0:37:36 > 0:37:38'I think we had a willy a day!'

0:37:38 > 0:37:40THEY LAUGH

0:37:40 > 0:37:41'It's not like, hello,'

0:37:41 > 0:37:44how are you? Shake your hand. It's, hello,

0:37:44 > 0:37:47have a look at that and, er, it...

0:37:47 > 0:37:51I think my dad was quite worried about boys before I came away.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54That's his foreplay, isn't it?

0:37:54 > 0:37:56But as the week went on,

0:37:56 > 0:38:00did indecent exposure turn into an indecent proposal?

0:38:00 > 0:38:03'Oh, oh, oh...'

0:38:03 > 0:38:04It's tattoo boy, isn't it?

0:38:05 > 0:38:08We knew he was the one that got that out the first day

0:38:08 > 0:38:10they were there, it was a bit, a bit...

0:38:10 > 0:38:12- A bit of a worry.- Mmm.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Oh, he's in her bed. - She's got all her clothes on.

0:38:17 > 0:38:21Katy, however, has her own version of events.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24It wasn't in the same bed, we didn't share a bed.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27- You're making this sound worse. - Danny slept in Lacey's bed,

0:38:27 > 0:38:32which was next to my bed, and there was drawers in the middle.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35- Perhaps I'll have a word with her about that.- Yeah.- Try and get that straight.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37I explained it all to him and he was fine.

0:38:37 > 0:38:42He's still a little bit sort of, a bit like, hmm!

0:38:42 > 0:38:46# You're my wonderwall... #

0:38:46 > 0:38:49'We spoke to her about it and the impression we've got'

0:38:49 > 0:38:53- is that he's just a mate. - Yeah. And we trust her.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55- Well, that's all we can... - We trust her.

0:38:55 > 0:38:59If she says it, that's what we've got to go by, but...

0:38:59 > 0:39:02After a week of seeing her secret party lifestyle,

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Terry and Sue couldn't wait to surprise their daughter.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08'I think they were a little bit angry,

0:39:08 > 0:39:10'cos I'd obviously thrown up and...

0:39:10 > 0:39:12'made a tit of myself.'

0:39:12 > 0:39:15As Terry and Sue finally sat down to talk to Katy,

0:39:15 > 0:39:18it seemed the holiday had been a much-needed wakeup call.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24We're really proud of you,

0:39:24 > 0:39:27when we've seen what you've done and achieved over the week.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29- Yeah, we are, definitely. - We are really proud of you.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32She's that little bit older now and she doesn't need

0:39:32 > 0:39:34- Mum and Dad telling her...- No. - ..what to do.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37Sometimes, I think, am I over, er...

0:39:37 > 0:39:40- It made us think, didn't it, Tel? - ..over-protective of you?

0:39:40 > 0:39:43They've got better since the holiday and, like...

0:39:43 > 0:39:46I think I have changed a little bit on that side, have I?

0:39:46 > 0:39:49- Have you?- Oh, I think I have, yeah. A little bit.- Oh.

0:39:49 > 0:39:55- Yeah, I still need him for, like, money... No!- Car insurance!- Car!

0:39:55 > 0:39:59I'm really glad they did it, I think it's done us some good.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10Liverpudlian lad Phil was Mummy's little angel.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12- Are these going in? - Yeah. Pair of boxys.

0:40:12 > 0:40:16My mum, she's had me being this... this wonderful son

0:40:16 > 0:40:17that she has, as all mums do.

0:40:17 > 0:40:19But that was about to change,

0:40:19 > 0:40:21as him and his mates were off to Zante.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Can't wait to get out there,

0:40:23 > 0:40:26get some sun, get some nice girls, and chill.

0:40:26 > 0:40:30For Phil's traditionally-minded parents, Wendy and Bob,

0:40:30 > 0:40:33seeing their son on holiday opened their eyes.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35Before we left, I was not prepared at all.

0:40:35 > 0:40:36No, I wasn't either,

0:40:36 > 0:40:41I didn't expect there to be such a huge gap that there obviously is.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43- Are you going to behave?- I'm going to be a typical lad, aren't I?

0:40:43 > 0:40:47Somewhere along the line, the instruction manual was changed.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49There's definitely a generation gap

0:40:49 > 0:40:52between me and my parents.

0:40:52 > 0:40:58And the gap was never wider than when Phil packed certain items.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00- So I've got two packs of 30...- 60?

0:41:00 > 0:41:03- I'll be on the safe side, yeah. - 60?- Yeah.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05What are you, Superman?!

0:41:05 > 0:41:10I brought 60 condoms back with me, 60 was pretty wishful thinking!

0:41:10 > 0:41:14Especially as Mum had set one important rule.

0:41:14 > 0:41:18Just make sure that you treat girls out there with the same respect

0:41:18 > 0:41:20that you would treat girls at home. Just cos you're on holiday...

0:41:20 > 0:41:22- Yeah, but... That's the thing, we're on holiday.- It doesn't matter.

0:41:24 > 0:41:25Be good, be careful.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Bob and Wendy were about to see a whole different side to their son.

0:41:28 > 0:41:34Just buzzing to get out there, mate, just get all fanny.

0:41:35 > 0:41:39Phil went to Laganas, on the Greek island of Zante.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44I'd say the holiday overall was just fantastic and I would do it again,

0:41:44 > 0:41:48but I'd probably change some of the things that, if I went back and

0:41:48 > 0:41:51did it again, I'd probably change some of the things that I'd done.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Maybe what happened on the first night,

0:41:53 > 0:41:56as Phil and his mates hit the Strip.

0:42:06 > 0:42:07Two shots of Sambuca.

0:42:13 > 0:42:17It's boss, it's boss, I tell you, it's beers all round.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Three, two, one...

0:42:19 > 0:42:23'I was quite shocked at how much they could drink.'

0:42:23 > 0:42:26You don't see that at home.

0:42:26 > 0:42:27Oh...

0:42:29 > 0:42:34I can't stand up properly, I need to sit down, lads.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37A little bit too much to drink! "I need to sit down."

0:42:37 > 0:42:40'They were actually walking a very thin line. On one side,'

0:42:40 > 0:42:42you could have had alcoholic poisoning,

0:42:42 > 0:42:45on the other side, you could go into an alcoholic coma,

0:42:45 > 0:42:49yet they managed to stay upright most of the time, I think.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51When you saw half the things me and the lads were doing,

0:42:51 > 0:42:54they were really shocked and you thought, God, this is bad.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57But it was about to get worse,

0:42:57 > 0:43:00as Phil and the boys boarded a boat party.

0:43:00 > 0:43:04Just look around, dead sound...

0:43:04 > 0:43:06On the sea, on a boat. House music.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Ale. Birds.

0:43:08 > 0:43:12Leaving Wendy ashore, Bob boarded a boat of his own.

0:43:14 > 0:43:20Having a fine old time, and somewhere amongst that lot, there's my son.

0:43:20 > 0:43:23It's a weird thing, spying on your children, and to see him

0:43:23 > 0:43:26that close and him not know we were there.

0:43:26 > 0:43:29Watching that back, it was funny, my dad thinks he's back in the Navy,

0:43:29 > 0:43:32spying on enemy ships, or something. Hilarious.

0:43:32 > 0:43:35He's sitting there, with his little daft hat on.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38The cocky so-and-so, the way he was carrying on, it was funny.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41Five minutes later, his whole view changes about it.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50I was that drunk, I can't remember actually, like, going for it,

0:43:50 > 0:43:54and it actually happening, so I watched it back and I was just thinking to myself,

0:43:54 > 0:43:58what was I playing at? That's not me at all. But that's what alcohol

0:43:58 > 0:44:02can do to you, and I suppose now, I'll be a bit more aware of myself.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05But for Phil's parents, seeing their son's drunken antics

0:44:05 > 0:44:07became increasingly difficult.

0:44:07 > 0:44:09- Up the fanny!- Oh!

0:44:09 > 0:44:13- Hey, Phil, what did you do? - I fingered her.

0:44:13 > 0:44:17When we saw it, it was like, bang!

0:44:17 > 0:44:25I fingered that bird's gash...

0:44:25 > 0:44:27I'm going to have words with you, lad!

0:44:27 > 0:44:30It was only a few minutes' worth of film that we saw

0:44:30 > 0:44:32that brought our world crashing down.

0:44:32 > 0:44:38- She was fit and, er... Smell!- Oh!

0:44:45 > 0:44:47It's so embarrassing.

0:44:47 > 0:44:50That wasn't nice, that really wasn't,

0:44:50 > 0:44:54- that was, erm, going above and beyond.- Yeah.

0:44:54 > 0:44:57Looking back, I'm embarrassed in myself, the way that

0:44:57 > 0:45:00I got back on the boat and was like, that's the...

0:45:00 > 0:45:02It's not me, do you know what I mean?

0:45:02 > 0:45:05And I actually regret doing that loads. I mean, I wouldn't...

0:45:05 > 0:45:07I would not have done that in the slightest if I was sober.

0:45:08 > 0:45:11Watching how Phil spoke directly to women

0:45:11 > 0:45:13was the biggest shock for Bob and Wendy.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17'Show us your fried eggs.'

0:45:17 > 0:45:19Show us your burger lips.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22Oh, my God, you don't say that! Oh, God.

0:45:22 > 0:45:25How big is your cock, like, two inches?

0:45:25 > 0:45:26Can I put it in your gob?

0:45:26 > 0:45:29- Can I put it in your gob?- No.

0:45:29 > 0:45:30Well, fuck that, then,

0:45:30 > 0:45:32there's no point in whacking it out, then, is there?

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Oh, I really don't want to watch any more.

0:45:34 > 0:45:37Can we have just five minutes? Just so I can go outside

0:45:37 > 0:45:39and scream for a bit, then I'll come back in again.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41Come on.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47I didn't expect them to actually get up and walk out

0:45:47 > 0:45:49and say, "I think we need five minutes."

0:45:49 > 0:45:51That really got to me, that thought I'd really, like,

0:45:51 > 0:45:53let Mum and Dad down.

0:45:57 > 0:46:01He's an absolute bloody disgrace, he is. And no excuses...

0:46:01 > 0:46:05I think I expected to come home and tell family and friends

0:46:05 > 0:46:08what had happened, and they'd have the same response

0:46:08 > 0:46:11- that me and Bob had had. But I haven't.- Hm.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14I haven't, everybody said, he's just a normal lad.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17I'm actually now back with my ex-girlfriend...

0:46:17 > 0:46:20I was single at the time, when I went away, but now I've got back

0:46:20 > 0:46:24and realised like, I'm not really into doing all that, you know?

0:46:24 > 0:46:27I am a changed man.

0:46:33 > 0:46:34My heart is pounding.

0:46:34 > 0:46:39- You're taking the piss! What the fuck?!- Unlucky, Philip!

0:46:41 > 0:46:44- Not very happy, Phil. - Aren't you?- No, no.

0:46:44 > 0:46:48The problem I've got is going up to girls, "Get your fried eggs out."

0:46:48 > 0:46:52It sounds funny, I grant you, but it's the response

0:46:52 > 0:46:56- that comes back from that. - But this is what people our age do.

0:46:56 > 0:46:59Since I've come back and people saying what they've said

0:46:59 > 0:47:00has helped me to accept it...

0:47:00 > 0:47:03- Yeah.- ..more.- That's the best way to describe it.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05- But I'll never understand it.- Yeah.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08Because we're in a completely different generation,

0:47:08 > 0:47:12so my understanding and Phil's understanding will always be different.

0:47:12 > 0:47:15Since I got back from the show, erm, half the things that

0:47:15 > 0:47:17I look back on, I was ashamed, so I'm...

0:47:17 > 0:47:19I'd say now I'm a different person,

0:47:19 > 0:47:22and once I have a drink now, I know what I'm doing.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24There's no more of this necking.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27My parents shouldn't have came away in the first place,

0:47:27 > 0:47:29I'm still thinking of how I can get my own back on them.

0:47:31 > 0:47:34Cheeky Kent boy Max couldn't wait to go on holiday with his mates

0:47:34 > 0:47:35and it was down to his dad, Jeff,

0:47:35 > 0:47:38to see if he was a chip off the old block.

0:47:38 > 0:47:42We're so excited about going on holiday.

0:47:42 > 0:47:44We'll count it down, we get on our little Facebook chat,

0:47:44 > 0:47:46"Ten days left! Nine days left!"

0:47:46 > 0:47:48Cheers, lads.

0:47:48 > 0:47:51I've never seen Max kiss, or snog,

0:47:51 > 0:47:53so many females in my life.

0:47:53 > 0:47:54The holiday was a good laugh,

0:47:54 > 0:47:56we had such a good time, all of us.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59We all got on really well, we had a good laugh.

0:47:59 > 0:48:03As long as you don't do anything stupid out there and come back with

0:48:03 > 0:48:08unwanted tattoos that you may regret for the next 50 years.

0:48:08 > 0:48:11It wasn't just tattoos that were worrying Jeff.

0:48:11 > 0:48:14On this holiday, Max would find out his A-level results,

0:48:14 > 0:48:15and if he got the grades,

0:48:15 > 0:48:18he'd be the first in the family to go to uni.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20I was shitting myself.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22If you don't find out on results day,

0:48:22 > 0:48:24then you know they're not very good.

0:48:24 > 0:48:25If he hadn't made Brighton,

0:48:25 > 0:48:29he considered taking a year out to re-sit to ensure he got to Brighton.

0:48:29 > 0:48:34See you later, boys. Keep an eye on each other while you're out there.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36Because I'll be keeping an eye on you!

0:48:36 > 0:48:40I was quite looking forward to seeing what Max does get up to

0:48:40 > 0:48:44on his holiday and whether he's any different than any other 18 year old.

0:48:46 > 0:48:50Max and his mates headed to the Greek island of Kos.

0:48:50 > 0:48:53One of the hottest party islands in Europe.

0:48:53 > 0:48:56- Right now! - Every year, a million hedonists

0:48:56 > 0:49:00arrive on its shores, looking for cheap booze and cheap thrills.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06The first night saw Max on a mission to get wasted.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14What I have noticed with Max, for such a slight boy,

0:49:14 > 0:49:16he must have hollow legs.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18You lick, you drink, and you bite the lemon.

0:49:18 > 0:49:23And the more he drank, the more girls he kissed.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26Oh! That's taken, ugh...

0:49:26 > 0:49:33- That's another....- Two of 'em. - Oh, two.- Oh!

0:49:33 > 0:49:37I got molested by a girl, that's the only way I can put it, molested.

0:49:37 > 0:49:41I had no idea that Max would be as popular with the ladies.

0:49:42 > 0:49:43- What will that do for him? - No idea.

0:49:43 > 0:49:48- He is a party boy, isn't he? - He's not looking good!

0:49:48 > 0:49:52I saw Max get, er, turned upside down on one of these drinks

0:49:52 > 0:49:55and I really don't understand why. I don't know what it does to you.

0:49:55 > 0:49:59Apart from give you a raging headache, I can't think of anything else.

0:49:59 > 0:50:02I saw the clip of me hanging upside down and drinking a drink,

0:50:02 > 0:50:03but I don't remember doing it.

0:50:03 > 0:50:06Oh, he's thrown up everywhere, he has thrown up.

0:50:06 > 0:50:08Don't lie, Max.

0:50:08 > 0:50:10I came in for a piss and you're like that, urgh!

0:50:10 > 0:50:14- Oh, he's been sick. - Max has been sick.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17- That is... That's a tactical... - Chunder.

0:50:17 > 0:50:21Well, a tactical chunder is, if you're feeling a little bit rough,

0:50:21 > 0:50:24you've drunk something too quickly and it's only early in the night,

0:50:24 > 0:50:28- you want to try and tactical. So... - Make room for more drink.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31Make room for more, so you get it all up, then you're good to go again.

0:50:34 > 0:50:36The morning after,

0:50:36 > 0:50:39a hungover Max was about to discover his A-level results.

0:50:39 > 0:50:42When I woke up, I was so nervous about results day.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45- 'Hello.' - Hello, mate, you all right?

0:50:45 > 0:50:46'All right? I wondered where you were.

0:50:46 > 0:50:53'You got a D in Business, B in Geography, and a C in Drama.'

0:50:53 > 0:50:55Hm, that's going to be a close one.

0:50:55 > 0:50:59And it wasn't just Max who was nervous. Just down the road,

0:50:59 > 0:51:02his dad Jeff was anxiously awaiting the news.

0:51:02 > 0:51:06- Hello. - Have you got your results?

0:51:06 > 0:51:11- I got B, D, C.- You sound a little disappointed, or are you just hungover?

0:51:11 > 0:51:13I don't know if I got into Brighton yet, I need...

0:51:13 > 0:51:15to go on the internet to find out.

0:51:15 > 0:51:19- Oh, so you'll find out today or tomorrow, will you? - I'll find out today, yeah.

0:51:19 > 0:51:24Text me as soon as you can, so then I can give your mum the good or the bad news.

0:51:24 > 0:51:26Right, see you later.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29Initially, I had the conversation with him

0:51:29 > 0:51:33early part of the day that he was 20 points short, so wasn't quite sure

0:51:33 > 0:51:39if he'd made Brighton, but was going to check on the UCAS website.

0:51:40 > 0:51:43Yes, get in there!

0:51:43 > 0:51:47"Congratulations, your place at the University of Brighton

0:51:47 > 0:51:52- "to study Geography has been confirmed."- Is that Brighton?- Yeah.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55Well happy, so happy I got in, thank God.

0:51:55 > 0:51:59So it was time to celebrate on the race track.

0:52:01 > 0:52:06Meanwhile, Jeff arrived, still unaware of Max's results.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08So I'm waiting with baited breath,

0:52:08 > 0:52:11I'm stuck in the back of a van, watching him.

0:52:11 > 0:52:12My emotions are all over the shop.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15- He worked hard. - Then the moment of truth.

0:52:16 > 0:52:19As soon as I went on the website, I logged in,

0:52:19 > 0:52:23- I was trying to find out.- Here we go.- I'm just glad I got in.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25He's in. He's in!

0:52:25 > 0:52:26I did it, thank God.

0:52:29 > 0:52:31It all got a bit much for Jeff.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36It's nice that... It's nice to know he cares.

0:52:36 > 0:52:38Good boy.

0:52:38 > 0:52:44It's good to know that I made him proud. Yeah, I didn't let him down, I suppose.

0:52:44 > 0:52:47- Good boy. - Well done, well done.

0:52:47 > 0:52:52For Max to be the first within our family, er, to make university,

0:52:52 > 0:52:56was a really proud day for him and all of us.

0:52:56 > 0:53:00Not just me, his mum and his elder brother as well.

0:53:00 > 0:53:02It was quite a shame, knowing he was like right there

0:53:02 > 0:53:04and I couldn't walk up to him and go, "Yeah, Dad, I got in."

0:53:04 > 0:53:09I actually wanted to run out and give him a high-five there and then.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12With the pressure off, Max decided to break some rules.

0:53:12 > 0:53:16I promised the boys I'd get my camel toe tattoo done.

0:53:19 > 0:53:21Is this going to be a new chat-up line?

0:53:21 > 0:53:24"Hello, ladies, would you like to see my camel toe?"

0:53:24 > 0:53:28You show me your camel toe, I'll show you my camel toe, that is a good line.

0:53:28 > 0:53:31I can't believe he just said that! Can he hear me?

0:53:31 > 0:53:34I don't regret it...yet, it still makes me laugh,

0:53:34 > 0:53:36when I look down and see it, a little camel sticking out

0:53:36 > 0:53:38the end of my toe.

0:53:38 > 0:53:41His university place sorted and tattoo now inked,

0:53:41 > 0:53:43it was back to getting drunk.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46But Max had no idea his dad was on his way.

0:53:46 > 0:53:49Go, ten, nine, eight...

0:53:49 > 0:53:51I can't really remember it,

0:53:51 > 0:53:53it was all a bit of a blur, cos I was more focused on

0:53:53 > 0:53:57not throwing up, cos I'd just had Sambuca poured down my throat.

0:53:57 > 0:54:01Three, two, one...

0:54:07 > 0:54:11I cannot believe how much

0:54:11 > 0:54:14you have been drinking all week!

0:54:17 > 0:54:21Oh, my life! Are you sure...?

0:54:21 > 0:54:25- What are you doing?! - I've had my eye on you all week.

0:54:25 > 0:54:28Every single thing you've done, the lot.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31Although he'd drunk a lot, I think Max still come over as

0:54:31 > 0:54:34a nice, upstanding gentleman and he is a good kid,

0:54:34 > 0:54:39and the group he was with were good boys, they didn't do anything wrong.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41Come on, then, give us a hug.

0:54:41 > 0:54:45'I didn't realise we was this similar until this holiday,'

0:54:45 > 0:54:48so, er, I'm going to have to completely change myself!

0:54:48 > 0:54:52I enjoyed watching Max and what he got up to with his pals,

0:54:52 > 0:54:55and Max, to me, is no different before he went on holiday,

0:54:55 > 0:54:59but the overall experience was great.

0:54:59 > 0:55:01It has brought us closer. We were pretty close anyway,

0:55:01 > 0:55:04but it's just nice that we can laugh about it, and years to come,

0:55:04 > 0:55:08we'll be like, do you remember you came on holiday with us?

0:55:08 > 0:55:13- Love you. - I didn't embarrass myself too much.

0:55:13 > 0:55:15Let's go and get smashed!

0:55:21 > 0:55:24It was a revealing summer for the parents.

0:55:24 > 0:55:25We've been watching you!

0:55:25 > 0:55:28SHOUTING

0:55:28 > 0:55:33- I think we need words.- Oh!

0:55:35 > 0:55:37Full of unexpected moments...

0:55:47 > 0:55:50..and shocking discoveries.

0:55:50 > 0:55:53You don't know what your kids are doing.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56But they learnt a lot about their teenagers.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59What surprised me about Tom was the drinking, I think, in excess.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01It's something we didn't think he did.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03It's reality-check time, isn't it?

0:56:03 > 0:56:06I went from thinking, God, you're an idiot, to thinking,

0:56:06 > 0:56:08I am proud of you, son.

0:56:08 > 0:56:09And after all the tears...

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Need a tissue.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13..their experience has brought the parents

0:56:13 > 0:56:16and their teenage kids closer together.

0:56:16 > 0:56:20I'm so close, it's more of your stable family now.

0:56:20 > 0:56:23I love him to bits and nothing, nothing ever will change that.