Episode 3

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Contains strong language.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07The freedom of your first ever far-flung long haul holiday away

0:00:07 > 0:00:09with your mates. 6,000 miles away from home,

0:00:09 > 0:00:12to Thailand, where booze comes in buckets...

0:00:12 > 0:00:13THEY CHEER

0:00:13 > 0:00:15..boys will be boys...

0:00:16 > 0:00:19- ..and girls may be boys too. - I've seen one of their willies.

0:00:19 > 0:00:24A baptism of fire far from the glaring eyes of Mum and Dad.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

0:00:26 > 0:00:30Except in this case, the parents have come along too.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Spying on the sly...

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Oh, my God, I can see him.- Oh!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37..secretly watching their every move.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38SHE GASPS

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Drop.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41But as the youngsters stumble merrily

0:00:41 > 0:00:44down the fast lane to independence...

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Go away!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Look at the state of him!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49You've just got to give me a minute.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- One way or another... - THEY GASP

0:00:51 > 0:00:53..someone is about to get...

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Is that you doing that?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56..the shock of their lives.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57- Why are you here?- I'm not doing it.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Coming up...

0:01:02 > 0:01:0525,000 people hit the beach

0:01:05 > 0:01:09for the world-famous Full Moon Party on Thailand's Koh Phangan.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Amongst them, two young Brits looking for the time of their lives.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17THEY CHEER

0:01:17 > 0:01:18But will wild boy Lindon...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20HE SHOUTS

0:01:20 > 0:01:22..get himself in a spin?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ohhh!

0:01:24 > 0:01:25And can high-spirited Callum...

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Look at the state of him!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30..cope on the slippery slope to independence?

0:01:30 > 0:01:31ALL GASP

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- We'll have an awesome night. - And in which case, I'll just drop.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37I think we've got this.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Eurgh! Eurgh!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42And when the parents break their cover,

0:01:42 > 0:01:45just how will the kids react?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- You're joking.- You are kidding me.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Lindon... He is bad, isn't he?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Yeah, you just lay there(!)

0:01:57 > 0:02:0021-year-old builder Lindon lives in Peterborough

0:02:00 > 0:02:02with his devoted mum Sarah.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I'll just clean everything up, then.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Get up! - SHE LAUGHS

0:02:07 > 0:02:10All right, woman! Get off me!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13He loves being the centre of his mum's world.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16I'm a mummy's boy, and she does everything, really.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I don't do anything.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19She likes it, really.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22She's told me before it makes her feel wanted, so...

0:02:22 > 0:02:25I do it on purpose as a favour to her, really.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Have a go at folding one. - I don't want to fold it.- Just...

0:02:28 > 0:02:29I can't fold it.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31I do get away with a lot of things.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Sarah feels her mum Doreen was too strict when she was young.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- You are just silly, aren't you?- I am.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40So she's raised Lindon with a softer touch.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43I'm rebelling against my mum cos I wasn't allowed to do anything,

0:02:43 > 0:02:46and I'm going to let my son do what he wants.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Within reason.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51But that's not true, that she wasn't allowed to do anything.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I'll get Dad in on this.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56But she was not allowed to stay out all night as she was growing up.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- See? Lindon does.- You know?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03I encourage him to do what he wants to do.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08Doreen thinks Sarah is far too easy-going.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10He's a bit wayward...

0:03:11 > 0:03:15..to what I would have expected from my children.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18He goes out too often, and drinks too much drink,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20and shows himself up too often.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- No, he don't.- Yes, he does.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24No, he don't to you, but he does to other people.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- No, he's a boy having fun.- Yeah(!)

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Lindon makes the most of the freedom his mum gives him.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38On a night out, I'm pretty much guaranteed to pull.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42I like to get with as many girls as I can.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45And I definitely like to sleep with them at the end of the night.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48But I think that's just normal for a 21-year-old, really.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Sarah does set some boundaries,

0:03:52 > 0:03:56like not bringing girls home, but Lindon ignores them.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00My mum told me if I ever brought back a girl again,

0:04:00 > 0:04:04while she's there, she would kick me out.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07But I've done it since, and I'm not kicked out,

0:04:07 > 0:04:11so I don't think she will kick me out, really.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13If Lindon doesn't listen to his mum at home,

0:04:13 > 0:04:16he's hardly likely to listen to her

0:04:16 > 0:04:19on his first ever big holiday without her.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21So what about naked streaking? Is that all right?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- I'd rather you didn't.- But?

0:04:23 > 0:04:24If it happens?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I'd rather you didn't. - But if it happens?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29I'm not there. I can't do anything about it.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31HE CHUCKLES

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Getting naked is Lindon's party trick.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Even if I'm in a club and I'm surrounded by people, I could...

0:04:41 > 0:04:45sort of drop my kecks and get the old windmill going

0:04:45 > 0:04:47and stuff like that, in the middle of the club.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49People think it's a bit strange,

0:04:49 > 0:04:52but you know, everyone has a laugh about it, so that's all right.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Travelling with Lindon to Thailand are his two girl-mad mates...

0:04:57 > 0:05:02- I'll just pull anything, really. - ..Jeffrey and best buddy Luke.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Music, drinks, and watch Lindon make a fool of himself.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08LAUGHTER

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Three slags is probably the best way to describe us.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12We just go out looking to pull, basically.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Every week, we want something new.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18And in Thailand, it will all be brand new.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21I think we will just see who can pull as many birds

0:05:21 > 0:05:23in that week and bang them.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- He does think he's God's gift to women.- Yeah, he does.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Doesn't he?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- According to him, he is.- Yeah!

0:05:32 > 0:05:36God's gift or not, Sarah's still a proud mother.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40If people don't agree with the way I've brought him up,

0:05:40 > 0:05:41then that's their problem.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45The idea of snooping on Lindon in Thailand

0:05:45 > 0:05:48leaves gran Doreen fearing the worst.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54I'm certain he is going to embarrass us a certain amount.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- He will.- Himself? - No, he'll embarrass us.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03We won't know where to look, I'm sure. Half the time. Yeah.

0:06:08 > 0:06:1040 miles away in Leicester,

0:06:10 > 0:06:1320-year-old student Callum is looking forward to Thailand.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I'm just excited about getting absolutely off my face

0:06:17 > 0:06:19in a different country!

0:06:19 > 0:06:24Callum and his rugby playing team-mates are big-time boozers.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26We just drink as much as we can, as fast as we can.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Oh, I'm so drunk!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32But Callum doesn't know when he's reached his limit.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33LAUGHTER

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I drink to a point where I probably shouldn't,

0:06:36 > 0:06:38and I can't stand or can't talk.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40It doesn't happen that often, but it will happen...

0:06:40 > 0:06:44it happens enough for people to remember it, if that makes sense.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47And there is one recent memorable evening

0:06:47 > 0:06:51that Callum would like to forget.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54I slipped and I just hammered my face onto a rock,

0:06:54 > 0:06:57and you could hear, like, the crunch, and that one there came out,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59that one there, the bottom bit all snapped off,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01and that one there snapped off as well.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Callum paid a high price for his boozing mishap,

0:07:07 > 0:07:08with a £600 dentist bill.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13But his Dad Mick feels he himself is somewhat to blame.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I think Callum does enjoy drinking.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18I think he might have got it from me,

0:07:18 > 0:07:21and I have passed the baton on to him now as I'm getting older,

0:07:21 > 0:07:24and he's picked it up, and he's running with it.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Despite feeling guilty,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Mick believes Callum's drinking has reached another level.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Yeah, I mean, originally, he used to just drink beers. Then it was...

0:07:33 > 0:07:34various sorts of spirits,

0:07:34 > 0:07:37and now they have a couple of bottles of wine before they go out.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40So what they're drinking is just going up through the roof.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44For mum Nikki, Callum's boozing is a real concern.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49If I'm honest with you, Callum, I'm a little bit worried

0:07:49 > 0:07:52that you might just go a little bit too far with everything.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Yeah, probably.- I know.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Enjoy yourself, by all means, you know?

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Once-in-a-lifetime experience, but just pace yourself.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- No, I'm not pacing.- It's not going to work, is it?- No. Be all right.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Don't panic as well. Why are you stressing for?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I don't think Mum thinks I know my limits.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11She thinks that I just go out to get blitzed, which I guess,

0:08:11 > 0:08:12to a certain extent, is right.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15She thinks I drink too much and I need to curb it in.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17She's probably got a point, but I'm not going to curb it in

0:08:17 > 0:08:19for the next 12 months while I'm at university.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I'm not at the point in my life where I need to start

0:08:22 > 0:08:24evaluating life choices with regards to alcohol.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Joining Callum at the Full Moon Party

0:08:28 > 0:08:30are his uni rugby mates, Luke...

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Where's my drinks?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33..and Ryan.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- The Full Moon Party is going to be the best night of my life.- Yeah.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I know as soon as I'm there, I'm not going to remember anything.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- All right, boys?- Full Moon!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43THEY CHEER

0:08:48 > 0:08:50We're not looking for girls on this trip, are we?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52I think we're more interested in getting drunk

0:08:52 > 0:08:55and having a good time with each other.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Awww. See that? Beautiful.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01And just how good a time is something Nikki and Mick

0:09:01 > 0:09:02are nervously looking forward to.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'm sure he'll be fine.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07I'm looking forward to seeing if he isn't, if he goes a bit too far.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I think that'll be quite interesting.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Because when we've seen him previously, he's been drunk,

0:09:13 > 0:09:15but he's been able to hold it together.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Cheers, boys! Thank you.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20I think I need to be realistic with Callum's drinking,

0:09:20 > 0:09:24but I wonder whether Callum has a cut-off.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28It's the start of the epic journey to Thailand,

0:09:28 > 0:09:30and the Full Moon Party.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Sarah wants Lindon to think

0:09:34 > 0:09:37she's feeling wobbly about him leaving her.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Oh, we're not going. - You're not going.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44He has no idea his mum and gran are coming too.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Bye. Have a nice time. Love you.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Love you.- Love you.- Bye.- Bye!

0:09:49 > 0:09:50- ALL:- Bye.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Bye!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Bye, Lindon. I'll be seeing you in 24 hours!

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- See you, then, Mum.- Right, bye-bye. Be very good.- Yeah, will be.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Yeah, enjoy yourself but be good.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07See you, mate.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09THEY LAUGH

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Have a good time.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12In Leicester, Callum and co are also ready

0:10:12 > 0:10:14for their first taste of freedom.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Bye!- Bye! Have a nice time.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21See you soon!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Sooner than you think!

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Going all the away. It's happening.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Should have bought beer for the road, shouldn't we?- Can we stop off?

0:10:30 > 0:10:35Koh Phangan, a beautiful island in the Gulf of Thailand.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41Dotted with Buddhist temples and tropical forest.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42HORN SOUNDS

0:10:47 > 0:10:51But it's best known for its dusk to dawn Full Moon Parties.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53CHEERING

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Every month, over 25,000 tourists from around the world

0:10:57 > 0:11:00head for the music and madness on Haadrin Beach.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09After a boozy 15-hour flight, Callum and his mates arrive in Thailand.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10All right, let's get a beer.

0:11:10 > 0:11:15And while they wait for the ferry, they try the local brew.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Their plans might worry Callum's mum.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20I think we've all pretty much come here...

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- To get pissed in a new place. - Get pissed in a new place.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26But I just want to take getting drunk to a whole new level now.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Once they're at the hotel, they get properly stuck in.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46It's now 18 hours of non-stop boozing,

0:11:46 > 0:11:48and Callum fancies a dip.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59It goes down well with the girls, but not that well for Callum.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Mate...you're spitting blood.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04He's bitten his tongue.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I'm fine.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11The boys decide they are safer on dry land.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14I bit the shit out of my tongue. By mistake.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Pretty.- I think it's pretty.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20I thought I gave it a fucking good go, to be fair.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Would you say I gave it a go? - Not really.- No.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25It's only a few weeks

0:12:25 > 0:12:28since he smashed his teeth whilst drinking to excess.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31But Callum is undaunted by his latest mishap.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- I think we'll have a great night. - Oh, we'll have an awesome night.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36And in which case, I'll just drop.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42For Calamity Callum, dry land isn't much safer after all.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43You... absolute...

0:12:43 > 0:12:44HE MOUTHS

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Only five o'clock in the afternoon,

0:12:48 > 0:12:52and Callum's plans for a big night out already seemed doomed.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53I'm all right.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Are you sure?- I'll see you boys tomorrow.- Yeah?

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- He's done. He's done now. - Definitely done.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06There is no way of bringing him round. That's what I'm saying.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Like, he is fast gone. - It's just embarrassing.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15The Peterborough boys have also arrived,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18and they are focused on only one thing.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Sex. And lots of it.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23We're going to tag team a lady boy.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26THEY LAUGH

0:13:29 > 0:13:31That's our first mission. Tonight.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36The guys' temperatures are already rising.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- It's so hot, I just want to get naked.- In the sea?

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- I just want to get naked. - Do a windmill, keep everyone cool.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45I think we should do a windmill now.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Sure. Is anyone looking?- No.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Aaargh!

0:13:52 > 0:13:57The boys' motto seems to be "when in doubt, whip it out".

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Not that anyone notices.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03There is literally just tits and arse everywhere.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Spoilt for choice.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Oh, my God.- There's way more birds than lads here.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- That's good! - You could have two each.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Arriving at the hotel...

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Yes! That's what we're talking about, aren't we?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Pussy palace. We are here.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Oh, yeah!

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Yeah!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31We could have some dirty shit going on in here.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Hold on, cock train.- Cock train!

0:14:36 > 0:14:37THEY LAUGH

0:14:37 > 0:14:41The boys certainly plan to make full use of their amenities.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Look, boys. Yes!- Hang on.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Let's put them on. Hang on.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49These guys need no excuse to get naked.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54THEY LAUGH

0:15:00 > 0:15:03It's six hours since Callum crashed out.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Are you both ready to go? - Ready to go. Ready to walk out.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08His friends are feeling upbeat...

0:15:09 > 0:15:12We can't stay in on our first night.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13..but Callum isn't.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- I feel horrendous.- I'm not surprised!

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Not only has he spent most of his first day in bed...

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Oh, mate, these are drenched.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26..Callum's managed to go to the toilet without even getting up.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Look at that. Mate.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31That is...a humongous amount of piss.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35If that is piss, which we're like 70/30 it is, then...

0:15:35 > 0:15:37I think it's 100/0.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- 90/10. - That's 100% piss, mate.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41That's just a good effort, that.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Honest to God, I honestly don't remember

0:15:43 > 0:15:45coming home from that fucking beach.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Not even a little bit.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53A hung-over Callum finally makes it out, but he's worse for wear.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- My tongue is in absolute agony. - Is it hard to eat?

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Every, even, like, movement of my mouth, pure pain.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04First day, you've pissed the bed, you bit through your tongue,

0:16:04 > 0:16:07you've passed out before five o'clock in the afternoon.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Callum's revival is short-lived.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13After a late dinner and a drink, he calls it quits.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- I'm kind of shocked I went out. - Mate, we are.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18I hate hills!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20It's time to call it a night.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I'm literally not even taking off my clothes.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35For Lindon, Jeffrey and Luke, the night is still young.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Let's go, let's go, let's go!

0:16:37 > 0:16:40The boys hit a pool party with only one goal in mind.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Here we go, baby! Thailand style!

0:16:45 > 0:16:47This place is mental!

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Wall-to-wall fanny.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Lindon is the first to score.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Obviously, I've done the first challenge of who can get with

0:17:01 > 0:17:06the first bird, but next challenge, who sleeps with someone first?

0:17:06 > 0:17:09So obviously, even if it's pull a pig night,

0:17:09 > 0:17:10I'm going home with someone.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Fuck it. Here we go, here we go.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Ohhh! Ohhh!

0:17:17 > 0:17:18- He's a DJ.- I'm a DJ.- DJ!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Are you? OK.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Are you getting them out?- No!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Can I get them out then?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27How about if we face this way together?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31The boys are determined to make a splash.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37But after two hours, it seems the girls have lost interest.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39CHEERING

0:17:39 > 0:17:42So the boys decide to show them what they're missing.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46THEY ALL SHOUT

0:17:46 > 0:17:49But once again, no-one seems to care.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Thailand is definitely not ready for me

0:17:51 > 0:17:53or me and my friends, you know?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56As a group, we're definitely standing out from the crowd.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58We're definitely a bit wild.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Undeterred by the consequences of yesterday's boozing,

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Callum has decided on a beer-filled brunch,

0:18:09 > 0:18:12while his mates sensibly stick to water.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15You've got to start on the beer early, haven't you? Just maintain it.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Can't peak and trough like I did yesterday.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20If I can fit in two drinking sessions a day,

0:18:20 > 0:18:22then it's like I'll have 14 nights out.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25It's a good theory.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27But I don't think that will work.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Callum's drinking habits are soon to be under secret scrutiny,

0:18:36 > 0:18:40as his mum Nikki and dad Mick arrive in Koh Phangan.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43OK, lovely.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47They're joining forces with Lindon's mum Sarah and gran Doreen.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Hello!- Hello, hi!- Hello.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- How are you doing? - Hi, Sarah.- Hi, Doreen.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Nice to meet you.- I'm Nikki.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Come here! - THEY LAUGH

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Nice to meet you too.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Doreen gives the lowdown on Lindon.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Lindon - total mummy's boy.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Absolute mummy's boy.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Because Mummy can't let him go.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Mummy packed his case, Mummy does everything for him.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15So how would you describe yourself as a parent, then?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Because we think we're pretty laid-back

0:19:17 > 0:19:20and easy-going about things, aren't we?

0:19:20 > 0:19:21I am to a certain degree.

0:19:21 > 0:19:26They've had rules. Ground rules. And he's stuck to them.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28He's been pretty good, really.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32Nikki is not feeling as confident about Callum.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- We're going to see him drunk. - Yeah. We're used to that.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39We're going to see him playing the eejit and just being silly.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42But I'm not sure, then, about the next bit.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Whatever the next bit is, you can guarantee with Callum,

0:19:45 > 0:19:47it will involve beer.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49And lots of it.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'm going to get as steaming as I can every day.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54I thought you guys would do the same, but apparently you won't.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Callum, we are drinking. It just affects you quicker than it does us.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Put these shades on, shall we?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Callum's already been drinking for six hours,

0:20:02 > 0:20:06and he's convinced his mates are seriously lagging behind.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09SLURS: "I'm up for anything!" Except getting pissed during the day.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Fucking man up and get drunk. - That's the thing, Cal.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14You've had two, three more than us, that's it.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Don't worry about us getting drunk. We'll get drunk. Don't worry.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Yeah, all right, boys.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25At their hotel, the families are gathering

0:20:25 > 0:20:28for their first taste of their boys' exploits.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Both mums plan their strategy.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- He was led astray. - He was.- That'll be our keyword.

0:20:37 > 0:20:42Being used to boozy rugby culture, Callum's Dad, Mick, is less nervous.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Straight on drinking. Good lad!

0:20:51 > 0:20:53MOTHERS GASP

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Come on, now. - Oh, no! Look at the state of him!

0:20:56 > 0:20:59They shouldn't let him do that, drunk like that.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Ooh! Jesus, Callum.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- MICK LAUGHS - That was tremendous!- Right, no more.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Somebody's got a sore bottom.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Ooh! Callum!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14What if it had flipped back and hit his head?

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Bit disappointed with his tongue.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18That'll tickle in the morning. That's really going to hurt.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- I think we'll have a great night. - We'll have an awful night.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24And in which case, I'll just drop.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28LAUGHTER

0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Which you did.- Sorry.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Proper comedy moment. - I think he's holding up well.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I think Callum's just discovered

0:21:38 > 0:21:40he can't drink as much as he thinks he can.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44He'll be fine. I didn't think it was too bad.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47I thought, really, they look like they're having fun.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50I was a bit worried about Callum just... Hurting himself.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52We had a recent disaster that cost us a fortune,

0:21:52 > 0:21:53and he was in an awful lot of pain,

0:21:53 > 0:21:56and, you know, the prospect of all of that happening again is just...

0:21:56 > 0:21:59And it doesn't look like he's actually learned from it.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Er... He's on his holidays!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I just wish he'd slow down a bit.

0:22:03 > 0:22:08He's definitely inherited his dad's lack of having a switch to stop.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13HE CHUCKLES

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Now it's the turn of Lindon's strict gran, Doreen,

0:22:16 > 0:22:18and soft-touch mum, Sarah.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22- I can sit back and watch you now. - You can, can't you? Cringe!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Let's windmill. Let's windmill it. Shall we windmill it?

0:22:24 > 0:22:29He said he's going to windmill. He is.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31He did.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Oh! - BOYS LAUGH

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- And a flower in his hair.- I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting that.- Nor was I!

0:22:49 > 0:22:52I'm disgusted! SHE LAUGHS

0:22:52 > 0:22:57I'm going to thrash him! LAUGHTER

0:22:57 > 0:22:58Obviously I've done the first challenge of

0:22:58 > 0:23:01"who can get with the first bird?"

0:23:01 > 0:23:04but, next challenge - "who sleeps with someone first"?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07So, obviously, even if it's pull-a-pig night,

0:23:07 > 0:23:08I'm going home with someone.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Fuck it! LINDON SCREAMS

0:23:11 > 0:23:16- Tell me when they've stopped. - No, they're still going, Nikki.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Tell me when they've stopped. - They've stopped now.- OK.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21LAUGHTER

0:23:21 > 0:23:23How was it for you?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27It was all right. Not as bad as I thought.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29At least he's not having full sex yet.

0:23:29 > 0:23:34- How can you say that? That it's all right?- I didn't say it was all right.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- You did.- You just said, "it was all right."

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Well, he said he'll do it, he's done it.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45And that's what being liberal is all about?

0:23:45 > 0:23:50- I'm going to stay Victorian. - LAUGHTER

0:23:50 > 0:23:51- Come on.- OK, then.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53They're quite laid-back.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Sarah and Lindon seem very, very close.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58But Doreen's older, so she's probably

0:23:58 > 0:24:00got different kind of values.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04- You agree with it.- I didn't say I agree with it.- Yes, you did.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07- I said... - "That's Lindon."- That's Lindon.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I don't have to agree with what he does,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12but I won't stop him from being his self.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15He is Lindon. He's his own person.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- And I'm his mum, and I love him. And that's it. End of.- I...- End of.

0:24:21 > 0:24:26Yeah, just go. We'll see you in an hour or two.

0:24:26 > 0:24:31Callum's plan to take drinking to a whole new level has backfired.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Chin-chin.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36It's 8pm, and once again, the afternoon has taken its toll.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39And his ability to open doors.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46I don't really know what the procedure was with the fucking keys.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51Right, fuck it.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Don't give a shit. On the bench.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Literally could not care less. BOTTLE SMASHES

0:25:04 > 0:25:05KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:25:05 > 0:25:10An hour later, and Callum has somehow managed to get inside,

0:25:10 > 0:25:13leaving Ryan and Luke locked out.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Day two, basically all we've done is go to bars and drink.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20For the next couple of days, I'd rather see some culture

0:25:20 > 0:25:22in the day and then get on the piss for the night.

0:25:22 > 0:25:27- Yeah, yeah.- See what else we're missing, really.- Yeah.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Callum's second night in Thailand may be a goner,

0:25:30 > 0:25:36but over at Lindon's hotel, the lads are gearing up.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Predictably, by getting their gear off.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Geoff, Geoff. I've lost my dick. - We've lost our willies.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Look, there it is!

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- It's a big problem. - GIGGLING

0:25:46 > 0:25:50And it seems it's not only their trousers the boys are lowering.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53The plan is tonight, we're going to lower our standards right down.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- There's no point walking in there being big-headed.- No.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Like last night. We need to share a bird. We haven't done it.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02That's the challenge we wanted. We'll just push the beds together.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Even if we all get a bird back, halfway through, swap.- Swap, yeah.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- No.- At one point we'll all get on one.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11What we'll do, we'll leave two waiting, we'll do one. Send her out.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Get a queue outside. We'll have, like, a raffle going on!

0:26:14 > 0:26:17And the next!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20And the lucky number is!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Cal, are you all right to come out now,

0:26:24 > 0:26:26or do you need, fucking, another hour or so?

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Mate, I feel fine. I feel absolutely splendid.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33It's midnight, and after four hours' sleep,

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Callum has sobered up a little.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39I'm not slurring, nothing like that. I feel OK. Ready to go again.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48Surprisingly, Callum's made it out, but he's not looking to socialise.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51He just wants to get back on the beer.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54It's quite quiet, but even in like Sheffield,

0:26:54 > 0:26:56you know what a night out is.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59We find the quiet bar that serves cheap alcohol.

0:27:01 > 0:27:06# Can you feel the Love tonight? #

0:27:06 > 0:27:07# Woooo! #

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Lindon and his mates have made their way to a jungle party,

0:27:16 > 0:27:18determined to bring girls home tonight.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25- This is crazy!- It's amazing! - We've never partied in a jungle.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27There's the bra.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30We go for double finger action. Aha! I got it! I got it!

0:27:30 > 0:27:32The lads give it their all...

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Aaaaah!

0:27:35 > 0:27:36..keep on trying...

0:27:38 > 0:27:40..and get nowhere.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Let's move. Let's move.- Lindon's convinced the venue is to blame.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49This place is a bit of a shithole, to be honest.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53A lot more lads than girls. A bit of a cockfest.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57They decide to try their luck elsewhere.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59What is wrong with us, Luke?

0:28:00 > 0:28:03We're just... I think we're on heat. We need some birds.

0:28:03 > 0:28:07Let's go back to the beach, we'll get some birds.

0:28:11 > 0:28:16Whilst the boys are away, Sarah and Doreen sneak into Lindon's room,

0:28:16 > 0:28:19to see how he's coping without his mum.

0:28:19 > 0:28:23See whether it's been used or not. Lindon's dirty washing.

0:28:23 > 0:28:28Oh, my God! It stinks in here. Check the loo. Check the loo.

0:28:28 > 0:28:33- Check the...? Lift the toilet up?- You touch it.

0:28:33 > 0:28:34BOTH GAG

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Oh! Oh!

0:28:38 > 0:28:41That is disgusting!

0:28:41 > 0:28:44DOREEN COUGHS AND GAGS

0:28:44 > 0:28:47- That reeks. That is disgusting. - That is disgusting.

0:28:47 > 0:28:51Why haven't they flushed the toilet? Oh, my God!

0:28:51 > 0:28:53They wonder why they can't get laid.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56I can't wait to see Lindon.

0:28:56 > 0:29:00I can't wait to tell Lindon just what I think.

0:29:00 > 0:29:01SHE LAUGHS

0:29:05 > 0:29:07It's the night before the Full Moon Party,

0:29:07 > 0:29:11but the rugby boys are raving like there's no tomorrow.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18By 4am, Ryan is beginning to tire.

0:29:18 > 0:29:23He thinks the sensible idea would be to call it a night.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27We don't want to ruin the rest of the week by going too hard tonight.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Callum has other ideas.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32My view.

0:29:32 > 0:29:36Errrrrrmmm... We'll go home.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39Go back to ours, grab a few fucking beers, grab some money.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Got some beers at hours, got some money hours.

0:29:42 > 0:29:43And then we'll come back out.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46We're not pissing about. Were here for seven days.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49You're angry, man! Fucking hell!

0:29:49 > 0:29:53- Let's just go.- Smile, smile? Smile, smile?

0:29:53 > 0:29:58- Let's go. Let's go. - What you're doing is funny.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00- We need to walk. - You're not happy, are you?

0:30:00 > 0:30:04- If you need to walk, go and walk. - What's up, mate?

0:30:04 > 0:30:07You're just fucking ruining it for everyone, in't ya?

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Are you actually annoyed?

0:30:09 > 0:30:13Ryan, put your hand up if you're annoyed, honestly.

0:30:13 > 0:30:16Ryan feels Callum's drinking is ruining their holiday.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20What you two were doing earlier, it's embarrassing.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Could be bedtime, to be fair.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26I think it is bedtime, mate.

0:30:26 > 0:30:31Last couple of minutes, Callum and Luke, they've done my head in.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34They're ready for bed, and I want to stay out, but...

0:30:34 > 0:30:38And as much as they say they want to stay out, they can't.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42And it'll end up just me looking after both of them.

0:30:44 > 0:30:45Which I don't want to do.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49I'm here for a week, I want to enjoy it, I want to experience as much

0:30:49 > 0:30:52as I can. I want to enjoy it as much as I can.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Lindon's night has also hit a snag.

0:30:55 > 0:30:59He's just being sick. He's just being sick, that's all.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01Geoffrey.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03That's it, that's it, Geoffrey.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07But once he's safely tucked up, Lindon's back on his mission.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11Obviously, we got a job to do, Luke, and that is pull some slags.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14- Do what we came here for. - Do what we came here for.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16We can't rest till we get it.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18There are plenty of girls around...

0:31:25 > 0:31:26Oi!

0:31:28 > 0:31:32MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

0:31:32 > 0:31:34- Threesome.- Threesome.- No, no.

0:31:40 > 0:31:44She ain't putting out. Let's go.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Once again, Lindon's out of luck.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50Come on, let's go. Are we going home or what?

0:31:50 > 0:31:54Despite their big plans for the night, it's time to admit defeat.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56We'll get in there tomorrow.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14Lindon and the boys are having a late breakfast and after failing to

0:32:14 > 0:32:18pull last night, today, Lindon is trying to pull a fast one

0:32:18 > 0:32:19by blaming Geoffrey.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Yeah, I had a bird - getting off with her,

0:32:22 > 0:32:25she was well up for it and I had to leave her,

0:32:25 > 0:32:28because we were carrying Geoffrey home.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30I think girls just don't want to know us.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32They're just hard to get at the minute.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35I think the problem is, we're too busy drinking.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38So I think tonight we should slow it down.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41I'm not even pre-drinking tonight. No, I'm going out.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44- I'm just going to...- I'm going to get a bottle of Sambuca!

0:32:44 > 0:32:46I'm not carrying you home again.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52After the previous viewing, the parents have varying

0:32:52 > 0:32:55expectations as they prepare for their next glimpse

0:32:55 > 0:32:57into their kids' experiences.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00Callum's mum has her concerns.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02The only thing that worries me

0:33:02 > 0:33:06is that through drinking too much alcohol, being drunk, silly games,

0:33:06 > 0:33:08that Callum will have an accident and hurt himself,

0:33:08 > 0:33:11that's the only thing that jumped out on me yesterday

0:33:11 > 0:33:14that could potentially happen this week.

0:33:14 > 0:33:18Lindon's mum isn't worried at all, unlike Gran.

0:33:18 > 0:33:22After seeing Lindon windmill last night, I think...

0:33:24 > 0:33:27..he might go a little bit further.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30And if he don't now, he's letting me down because he started it,

0:33:30 > 0:33:32he might as well finish it.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35What do you reckon to that, Granny?

0:33:35 > 0:33:40- I don't think that was funny at all. - I do.- You would, but I don't.

0:33:40 > 0:33:41- Morning!- Morning.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47Are you ready for this again?

0:33:47 > 0:33:49I don't know. Ask me that at the end!

0:33:49 > 0:33:55Obviously we have got a job to do, Luke. And that is pull some slags!

0:33:55 > 0:33:58'Do what we came here for. We can't rest till we get it.'

0:34:00 > 0:34:01Look at him!

0:34:04 > 0:34:08- She just got out the way. - It's funny.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10He's not the pulling king, is he?

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Not the pick-up artist he thought, absolutely not.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18He thinks he's God's gift to women.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21And he hasn't been able to get anyone yet.

0:34:21 > 0:34:25And I do like that, I think that is hilarious.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27- That's a good thing. - Yeah.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30- I think.- Course it is.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33After the slide accident, Callum's parents wonder

0:34:33 > 0:34:35if their son has reined in his boozing.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37OK, everybody happy?

0:34:37 > 0:34:40Happy is probably not the word I would have used.

0:34:45 > 0:34:46I can't believe it!

0:34:50 > 0:34:54- Man up and get drunk!- You've had two, three more than us, that's it.

0:34:57 > 0:35:01- Were you impressed with that? - I'm not, no. Not at all.

0:35:01 > 0:35:05At the moment he's actually ruining the holiday for the other two

0:35:05 > 0:35:07with his drinking.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10He hasn't got the handle on his drinking that he thinks he has.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13He's just OTT with it.

0:35:13 > 0:35:16And he doesn't understand how that then ruins it for everybody else.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Yeah, I agree with that.

0:35:20 > 0:35:24There's just no need to get that blasted that quickly.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26It was a bit uncomfortable watching that,

0:35:26 > 0:35:29because he wasn't having a good time and nor were his friends.

0:35:29 > 0:35:33- I think that's what came across. - Everybody... It was just too much.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42Koh Phangan may have all the beach activities you could dream of,

0:35:42 > 0:35:45but the main reason to visit the island

0:35:45 > 0:35:48is for tonight's legendary full moon party.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52Even Callum has managed to stay sober this afternoon.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55It kicks off at like 11-ish, it's a late thing.

0:35:55 > 0:35:59- I went to get some hi-vis stuff. - I want to get paint.- Yeah.

0:35:59 > 0:36:04They'd better hurry up as Lindon and his mates are already gearing up.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07- Try them on, though. - I'm not dropping.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12The shocking yellow shorts are probably not as shocking

0:36:12 > 0:36:15as Lindon keeping his pants on for once.

0:36:15 > 0:36:16What do you think?

0:36:16 > 0:36:19- Look how see-through they are! - Exactly.

0:36:24 > 0:36:25Trying not to be seen.

0:36:25 > 0:36:29Callum's parents Mick and Nikki are on a sneaky mission,

0:36:29 > 0:36:33to listen in on their son as he prepares for the full moon party.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38You were a dick yesterday, basically.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Always the same when you drink, though. I still love you.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43They sound like a married couple.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46I have been drinking a fair bit.

0:36:46 > 0:36:50I have to calm down a bit today, because I'm dealing with a hangover.

0:36:50 > 0:36:52But tonight I'll be back on it,

0:36:52 > 0:36:55it's just going down a bit slower than it would normally do.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58I feel a bit better watching this than I did early on.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01At least I know he hasn't been drinking all day.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05- Yeah.- I'm just a bit worried about what I'm going to see tomorrow!

0:37:05 > 0:37:07And the good thing about it is he acknowledges

0:37:07 > 0:37:09what he's been like the last two days as well.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12- A drunken dick.- Mm.- Yeah.

0:37:12 > 0:37:17- Have a good night, mate. We'd better go.- All right, let's do it now.

0:37:21 > 0:37:25As Nikki and Mick creep away reassured, Callum's struggling

0:37:25 > 0:37:28with the prospect of the mother of all nights out.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31- I hate this.- Callum's done for the night.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33I really cannot hack hangovers.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36You can't do this tonight. I don't care how shit you feel,

0:37:36 > 0:37:37you've got to power through it, fella.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46On Haad Rin beach, the full moon party

0:37:46 > 0:37:49has attracted 25,000 partygoers.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57Callum and his mates are in the thick of it.

0:38:09 > 0:38:13Further down the beach, Lindon, Luke and Geoffrey have been distracted.

0:38:13 > 0:38:14Slut drop!

0:38:16 > 0:38:21- Luke's impressed.- Do you know what, leave me here.- Lindon isn't.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Three o'clock, are you going to be here?

0:38:28 > 0:38:31There's loads of birds tonight.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34We're not concentrating on one, because there's too many.

0:38:34 > 0:38:35If we're going to go mingle,

0:38:35 > 0:38:37they're waiting, they're last resort now.

0:38:39 > 0:38:44Three gate-crashers are also making their way to the Full Moon Party.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Doreen's having an early night

0:38:46 > 0:38:50but Mick, Nikki and Sarah have come to spy on their sons.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54The mission needs stealth.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Callum might see me, but if I put this on, I'll be all right.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00There you go!

0:39:03 > 0:39:07He won't know me because I'm in disguise. He won't have a clue!

0:39:10 > 0:39:14Spotting anyone in this multicolour chaos is almost impossible.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19Keep down, keep down.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21This is funny.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25But amazingly, Sarah manages to pick out Lindon.

0:39:25 > 0:39:29He can't find any birds, he's such a macho man(!)

0:39:29 > 0:39:31Nikki has also spotted Callum.

0:39:31 > 0:39:36- Oh, my God, look. Look, he's got your headband on!- Yeah!

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Callum disappears into the crowd,

0:39:40 > 0:39:42but the parents can guess where he's heading.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Mick, Mick, they're at the bar.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49350.

0:39:51 > 0:39:52Come closer.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57- Can you see him? Red shorts.- Oh, yeah, yeah!

0:39:59 > 0:40:021am, and it looks as if Callum's attempts at an all-nighter

0:40:02 > 0:40:04are hanging by a thread.

0:40:04 > 0:40:08- He doesn't look very good. - No, he needs to go home.

0:40:08 > 0:40:13But he's just taking a breather and is soon back on it.

0:40:13 > 0:40:18- He's all right now.- I think he's back in the room.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21THEY CHANT DRUNKENLY

0:40:23 > 0:40:24Down!

0:40:27 > 0:40:30Bearing in mind what time of night it is...

0:40:30 > 0:40:34They all seem happy together and seem fine.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37He's the Callum we know, isn't he? Mission accomplished?

0:40:37 > 0:40:42- We're good at this, definitely, high-five!- Very good.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44And while the parents sneak off,

0:40:44 > 0:40:48Callum is beginning to think he's peaked too early.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51I've been drinking for the last three days,

0:40:51 > 0:40:54I'm trying to get as drunk as I can tonight, it's just not happening.

0:40:54 > 0:40:58Those two are loving it, they're having the best night of their lives.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00I think tonight is one of the best,

0:41:00 > 0:41:02but I'm not getting as drunk as I want to get.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06Having had little luck elsewhere, Lindon and the boys

0:41:06 > 0:41:10are back to square one, chatting up the girls from earlier.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12You can see everything in there.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15- Double windmill.- You can see everything in there.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17And getting their privates out.

0:41:19 > 0:41:23And for the first time, someone has taken notice.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25It's a plainclothes policeman.

0:41:25 > 0:41:29Indecent exposure is a crime in Thailand.

0:41:29 > 0:41:32The boys are lucky to escape with a warning.

0:41:32 > 0:41:36We nearly got arrested tonight for windmilling.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39In England, we windmill all the time, takeaways and clubs, whatever,

0:41:39 > 0:41:43and nobody bothers. It's a normal thing in England but here,

0:41:43 > 0:41:45they seem to be a bit more strict.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48We don't want to get arrested and ruin the holiday

0:41:48 > 0:41:51so we're going to have to chill it out, slow down, we've got all night.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54Lindon and Geoffrey are still convinced they could do better,

0:41:54 > 0:41:58and leave Luke in search of more girls.

0:41:58 > 0:42:02Trying their chat up lines on anyone who will listen.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04- Do you want to be gang-banged or what?- No!

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Oh, this blonde. Oh! Hello!

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Look at that! Pull them... Ahh.

0:42:12 > 0:42:16It seems the boys have lost their mojos.

0:42:16 > 0:42:20Bored of trying it on, the guy's head home alone.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22I don't know where Luke is, but...

0:42:22 > 0:42:26We've come back to our little love shack.

0:42:26 > 0:42:30- He's not here.- Let's go find Luke.

0:42:31 > 0:42:35- Luke!- Where is he?- Down there. - Where?

0:42:37 > 0:42:38Luke! Luke!

0:42:40 > 0:42:44- Where have you been?- Are you all right?- We thought we lost you.

0:42:44 > 0:42:49You ditched me. I've been trying to get hold of you for ages.

0:42:49 > 0:42:54- How? We've got no phones. OK. Go to bed.- "Let's go to bed".

0:42:54 > 0:42:57Not the end the boys had hoped for.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Back at the Full Moon Party, Callum,

0:43:07 > 0:43:10Ryan and Luke are still having it large.

0:43:18 > 0:43:22And surprisingly, even Callum makes it through to sunrise.

0:43:25 > 0:43:28I don't remember going out on Monday, or Tuesday,

0:43:28 > 0:43:31but I remember everything tonight and I really enjoyed myself.

0:43:31 > 0:43:34I've loved tonight, it's been one of the best nights of my life.

0:43:46 > 0:43:49It's the last day on Koh Phangan, and for the parents,

0:43:49 > 0:43:52one last chance to see what their kids have been up to.

0:43:54 > 0:43:59- Hello.- How are we doing? - Not too bad.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01You can't wait, can you?

0:44:03 > 0:44:04Waiting for the shock factor.

0:44:06 > 0:44:11You can see everything in there!

0:44:11 > 0:44:12You didn't tell me.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17In England, obviously we go round,

0:44:17 > 0:44:21we windmill all the time, takeaways, clubs, whatever, and nobody bothers.

0:44:21 > 0:44:22Yes, they do!

0:44:22 > 0:44:24'It's just a normal thing in England'

0:44:24 > 0:44:27but here they seem to be a bit more strict.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30It's not normal in England, to windmill, is it?

0:44:34 > 0:44:39Where does he go in England where he's allowed to do it all the time?

0:44:39 > 0:44:41He don't where he's allowed to do it.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45I think it was worrying that he might be in jail now,

0:44:45 > 0:44:48I don't know how the laws are, he's really got to learn,

0:44:48 > 0:44:50they've all got to learn to keep it in their pants.

0:44:50 > 0:44:55Are you still going to talk to him or are you going to tell him?

0:44:55 > 0:44:58Talking to him hasn't done any good.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01And telling him won't do any good. He'll make up his own mind.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04- What hope have we got, then? - Obviously none!- Right.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06Yeah...poor boy.

0:45:06 > 0:45:09When you lecture him, does he take any notice?

0:45:09 > 0:45:11SHE LAUGHS

0:45:11 > 0:45:13Yeah, with his arms round me, he gives me a cuddle.

0:45:13 > 0:45:16Yeah. The cheeky "love you, Granny,"

0:45:16 > 0:45:19- and you laugh at him and that's it.- Yeah.- Finished.

0:45:19 > 0:45:21Now it's Nikki and Mick's turn

0:45:21 > 0:45:24to see how Callum got on after they left the party.

0:45:24 > 0:45:28- Let's see what happened last night. - OK.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31Maybe I'm not getting into the whole party spirit,

0:45:31 > 0:45:33but I've been drinking for the last three days,

0:45:33 > 0:45:36I'm trying to get as drunk as I can tonight, it's just not happening.

0:45:36 > 0:45:39Oh, bless him. OK.

0:45:39 > 0:45:40Wow.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43- So he's holding back a bit. - He's not holding back,

0:45:43 > 0:45:46he's got nothing left. He's running on empty, I think.

0:45:46 > 0:45:47Gone too soon, gone too early.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50It's a marathon, not a sprint.

0:45:50 > 0:45:54- Right. Shall we see what happens? - OK.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58Oh, they made it all night!

0:45:58 > 0:46:01Oh, look! Well done.

0:46:02 > 0:46:03He's still dancing.

0:46:03 > 0:46:07He is dancing! You were right, you were right.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11Oh, I'm pleased he made it all the way through.

0:46:11 > 0:46:13- He'll remember that now. - He is a zombie.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15Lights were on, but nobody home.

0:46:18 > 0:46:21With the viewing yesterday, we were...

0:46:21 > 0:46:24We felt as if we'd been hit by a truck, really.

0:46:24 > 0:46:25We didn't really recognise it.

0:46:25 > 0:46:28And then we forgot about it after the spy mission

0:46:28 > 0:46:30and then yesterday evening at the party.

0:46:30 > 0:46:32And, you know, today, we knew he'd be jaded.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35If I could have spoken to him yesterday I feel as if

0:46:35 > 0:46:38I could have just changed the holiday for him in like 20 seconds

0:46:38 > 0:46:39by just saying something to him.

0:46:39 > 0:46:43Be nice if it just goes round and he finds the answers himself

0:46:43 > 0:46:45without anybody having to point it out to him.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48Without, you know... That would be good.

0:46:49 > 0:46:51As he recovers from his binge,

0:46:51 > 0:46:54Callum has been thinking for himself.

0:46:54 > 0:46:58It's led to a change of plans for what's left of his holiday.

0:46:58 > 0:47:03I'm pretty pleased and happy to spend tomorrow and Saturday

0:47:03 > 0:47:06not really drinking, because I'd like to see more of the island.

0:47:06 > 0:47:10You can get steaming in Sheffield or Leicester back home,

0:47:10 > 0:47:13whereas I'd kind of like to... I've done that now,

0:47:13 > 0:47:14I'd like to go and do something else.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23Keen to experience the real Thailand,

0:47:23 > 0:47:29boozing makes way for an insight into Buddhism at a local monastery.

0:47:30 > 0:47:33With help from a local interpreter,

0:47:33 > 0:47:35the boys talk to an 82-year-old monk.

0:47:37 > 0:47:41He said that coming here, it's good for you guys.

0:47:41 > 0:47:45Like, you guys are trying different cultures, learning, and it's good.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51He's saying...

0:47:51 > 0:47:55after this, just remember that whatever you do, finish it.

0:47:55 > 0:47:59It's not wrong to have fun, it's not wrong to party.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01But whatever you have to do,

0:48:01 > 0:48:04like make a promise to yourself and finish them.

0:48:06 > 0:48:10Callum is feeling enlightened about his future.

0:48:10 > 0:48:13I think what he was speaking about just relates perfectly to us three

0:48:13 > 0:48:16coming to the end of university now.

0:48:16 > 0:48:19Just go out and find what you want to do, then follow through with it.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22Stick with it. And that's what he was saying. And...

0:48:22 > 0:48:25I think he's kind of hit the nail on the head there.

0:48:29 > 0:48:33The Peterborough boys are busy trying to work out

0:48:33 > 0:48:35where it all went wrong.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38A holiday without pulling a single girl.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41We've been getting with birds, snogging them and that,

0:48:41 > 0:48:44they all seemed to be well up for it, and then...

0:48:44 > 0:48:48I ain't got a clue what happens after that, it just seems to go downhill.

0:48:48 > 0:48:53Lindon's mum thinks it may be down to his exhibitionism.

0:48:53 > 0:48:57I did think that he just did things for the shock factor,

0:48:57 > 0:49:00and say things, and I'm pretty convinced now,

0:49:00 > 0:49:03at the end of the week, that that's what he's about.

0:49:03 > 0:49:05Just showing off.

0:49:05 > 0:49:09Doreen has seen far more of her grandson than she wanted.

0:49:09 > 0:49:12If it had been a one-off, fine, you know.

0:49:12 > 0:49:16You can laugh at that, "Oh, you silly boy," and so on.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19But to carry on doing it, no.

0:49:19 > 0:49:22There's something wrong somewhere.

0:49:24 > 0:49:27Mum and Doreen are about to put those wrongs to rights.

0:49:27 > 0:49:31It's their chance to reveal the truth about Lindon's holiday.

0:49:33 > 0:49:38- Are you fucking joking?- Are you joking?- You are fucking kidding me.

0:49:42 > 0:49:44I cannot even believe this. What a stitch-up.

0:49:44 > 0:49:46Lindon!

0:49:46 > 0:49:48Do we get a cuddle?

0:49:48 > 0:49:53- Give your mum a cuddle, Lindon.- This is unreal.- All week, we've been here.

0:49:54 > 0:49:56Sorry.

0:49:56 > 0:49:57Shocked.

0:49:57 > 0:50:00- It's good to see you! - That was a bit language, wasn't it?

0:50:00 > 0:50:03- Yeah! It's good to see you! - It's good to see you, darling.

0:50:03 > 0:50:06Sarah may be all nicey-nicey, but that's not Gran's style.

0:50:06 > 0:50:09And Doreen doesn't hold back.

0:50:09 > 0:50:12- You know what I'm like.- Come here. - Oh, my God.- Come here!

0:50:12 > 0:50:14Let go of her, you listen to me for once.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Right. You don't swear.

0:50:17 > 0:50:19- Aye?- Yeah.

0:50:19 > 0:50:23- Lecture!- You don't swear.- Right.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26You don't come all the way over here and show yourself off like that.

0:50:26 > 0:50:30- Lindon!- Your hygiene is not like that.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33I'm pleased you didn't get the girls.

0:50:33 > 0:50:36- Why?- Because you were disgusting, with your wotsit!

0:50:36 > 0:50:38BOYS LAUGH

0:50:38 > 0:50:42Do you feel embarrassed at all, that Granny has seen, or what she's seen?

0:50:42 > 0:50:46- No.- You don't?- No! - You couldn't care less?- No.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48Do you know what Mummy's been saying?

0:50:48 > 0:50:51She said, "I think he's all mouth and no action.

0:50:51 > 0:50:55"So now I'll be able to find out whether that's right or wrong."

0:50:55 > 0:50:56You proved her right!

0:50:56 > 0:51:00The babe-magnet, is it switched off?

0:51:00 > 0:51:02Is that what's happened?

0:51:02 > 0:51:06It never started! It never started since we got here, really.

0:51:06 > 0:51:11Still trying to make up for lost time, Callum, Luke and Ryan

0:51:11 > 0:51:13are at a safari park.

0:51:13 > 0:51:16With lots of exotic animals.

0:51:18 > 0:51:19Nana?

0:51:20 > 0:51:22Whoa!

0:51:22 > 0:51:23Get my hand in there.

0:51:25 > 0:51:27Yeah, I want to see the snakes!

0:51:27 > 0:51:30He's watching you, mate.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32He's got you, mate.

0:51:32 > 0:51:36Callum has no idea that for one day only,

0:51:36 > 0:51:40the safari park features one very familiar species.

0:51:40 > 0:51:43We're really excited now about the reveal to Callum.

0:51:43 > 0:51:45He doesn't really like animals.

0:51:45 > 0:51:48He'll be really nervous and sort of on tenterhooks,

0:51:48 > 0:51:50and we're just going to surprise him.

0:51:55 > 0:51:56BOYS LAUGH

0:51:56 > 0:51:58Don't joke!

0:51:58 > 0:51:59It's not a crocodile.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09- Hello!- Hey, Mum!

0:52:09 > 0:52:11LAUGHTER

0:52:11 > 0:52:13See the crocodiles?

0:52:15 > 0:52:17What a reaction!

0:52:17 > 0:52:20I'm freaking out from the animals.

0:52:20 > 0:52:22And how was your first two days, Callum?

0:52:22 > 0:52:25- Do you remember much? - Couldn't tell you.- No.

0:52:25 > 0:52:26We saw.

0:52:26 > 0:52:28Why have you come?

0:52:28 > 0:52:30Because we wanted to see what you were like.

0:52:30 > 0:52:32You got the full picture!

0:52:32 > 0:52:35But having said that, though,

0:52:35 > 0:52:37your friends looked after you.

0:52:37 > 0:52:38In the first 48 hours.

0:52:38 > 0:52:41Looked like you nearly lost your friends at one point.

0:52:41 > 0:52:45- Yeah, I think you did nearly lose your friends at one point.- No!

0:52:45 > 0:52:47Can I just say thank you very much?

0:52:47 > 0:52:50- It's fine.- Thank you very much. - No problem.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52Callum, you need to drink less.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54I didn't think you'd see all this,

0:52:54 > 0:52:56I didn't think you'd get to this stage!

0:52:56 > 0:52:58I thought you were going to be... There was a moment

0:52:58 > 0:53:01where I thought you were going to be like that the whole holiday.

0:53:01 > 0:53:06Later in the day, Callum and his parents have a serious talk.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09The first day was funny. We laughed and joked about that.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11The second day, from what we saw...

0:53:11 > 0:53:16didn't look good from your point of view with Luke and Ryan.

0:53:16 > 0:53:18And we actually felt for them. We said that.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20We kind of staggered away from the viewing.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23We didn't talk for about an hour. And we went for dinner,

0:53:23 > 0:53:26and we were like, "I'm just gutted that that's happened.

0:53:26 > 0:53:29"Absolutely gutted that he's decided to just go on the piss solidly

0:53:29 > 0:53:33- "for a whole week."- We thought we knew you inside and out.

0:53:33 > 0:53:36- There was a little bit of a... - A doubt.- Yeah.

0:53:36 > 0:53:40I'd say that the trip has changed me, but it's changed for the better.

0:53:40 > 0:53:43I know to take it a bit steadier on nights out,

0:53:43 > 0:53:48er...and just keep in mind how you're appearing to your friends

0:53:48 > 0:53:50more than just what you want to do.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52I think we were pretty pleased and proud

0:53:52 > 0:53:54that you decided to go and sample the island.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57- What we've learned about you is that we don't need to worry.- No.

0:53:57 > 0:54:00It was just nice to know that they feel that I haven't let them down.

0:54:00 > 0:54:02That's always nice to hear, isn't it?

0:54:05 > 0:54:10Sarah's taken Lindon aside, out of her mother's earshot.

0:54:10 > 0:54:13I didn't want to say all this in front of your grandmother,

0:54:13 > 0:54:14because you're mine, not hers.

0:54:14 > 0:54:18- And...you know how she goes on, she's strict.- Yeah.

0:54:18 > 0:54:21She might think I'm too liberal, but...

0:54:21 > 0:54:24you've got your boundaries, you've been brought up properly.

0:54:24 > 0:54:27Windmilling.

0:54:27 > 0:54:29- We always windmill, every... - I know, but listen.

0:54:29 > 0:54:32Even at home, you can get arrested for it,

0:54:32 > 0:54:34cos it is classed as a bit pervy.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41OK.

0:54:41 > 0:54:43Well, it is.

0:54:43 > 0:54:46And you could have got arrested here and put in jail.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49For windmilling?!

0:54:49 > 0:54:52It's only windmilling to you, it's not to other people.

0:54:52 > 0:54:54- Other people are offended by it.- OK!

0:54:56 > 0:54:58OK.

0:54:58 > 0:55:03I told him my opinion on what he was doing.

0:55:03 > 0:55:07He agreed...that it wasn't the thing to do.

0:55:07 > 0:55:11I think with the windmilling, it has got to be toned down, really.

0:55:11 > 0:55:15But I think it's definitely going to be something we carry on doing.

0:55:15 > 0:55:20Lindon's been talked to, but the discussion on how to raise him

0:55:20 > 0:55:21is far from over.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24I can sit and talk to him, and that's it.

0:55:24 > 0:55:28That's the way I deal with my children.

0:55:28 > 0:55:33That... That is why he's as wayward as he is.

0:55:33 > 0:55:37Because he just gets a little lecture and that's it.

0:55:37 > 0:55:40- You don't know how I discipline him. - No.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42So you can't say that.

0:55:42 > 0:55:45I can say what I want, dear.

0:55:45 > 0:55:48But you can't say what I do, when you don't see what I do.

0:55:48 > 0:55:50No...

0:55:50 > 0:55:52- No, I'm saying...- Just what I do in front of you

0:55:52 > 0:55:56doesn't always mean to say it hasn't been took up.

0:55:56 > 0:55:57- I'm saying...- Away from you.

0:56:00 > 0:56:03Next time. Will a notorious bad boy...

0:56:03 > 0:56:06Oh, my God! Oh, my God, oh, my God.

0:56:06 > 0:56:08..take a turn for the better?

0:56:08 > 0:56:11And will a good-time girl...

0:56:11 > 0:56:12Whoo!

0:56:12 > 0:56:14..finally gain independence...

0:56:14 > 0:56:16I'm 22 years old, I'm an adult, I do what I like.

0:56:16 > 0:56:20- ..from her overprotective father? - I am genuinely shocked. I am.