0:00:02 > 0:00:05This programme contains strong language
0:00:05 > 0:00:08The freedom of your first ever far-flung long-haul holiday away with your mates.
0:00:08 > 0:00:116,000 miles away from home to Thailand.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Where booze comes in buckets...
0:00:13 > 0:00:16boys will be boys...
0:00:16 > 0:00:18and girls may be boys too.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20I've seen one of their's willies.
0:00:20 > 0:00:25A baptism of fire, far from the glaring eyes of Mum and Dad.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
0:00:26 > 0:00:31Except in this case the parents have come along too.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Spying on the sly...
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Oh, my God, I can see him!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37..secretly watching their every move.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Oh, jeez.- Drop!
0:00:39 > 0:00:43But as the youngsters stumble merrily down the fast lane
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- to independence...- Go away!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Look at the state of him. - You've just got to give me a minute.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50One way or another,
0:00:50 > 0:00:52someone is about to get...
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Is that you doing that?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56..the shock of their lives.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Why are you here? - I'm not doing it.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Yes!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Coming up, two beach-loving Brits have the time of their life
0:01:06 > 0:01:09on Ko Phi Phi in Thailand.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13I'm loving Thailand, baby!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15But will notorious bad boy Josh...
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Oh, my God! Oh, my God, oh, my God...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20..take a turn for the better?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Quite a lot of shots already but I'm going to have a few more.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28And will good-time girl Chiara finally gain independence...
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I'm 22 years old, I'm an adult, I'll do what I like.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33..from her overprotective father?
0:01:33 > 0:01:34I am genuinely shocked.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37And when the parents break their cover...
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Oh, my God, I can see him!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40..just how will the kids react?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Hello, there.- Are you serious?!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44I'm not doing it.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56In Croydon, Surrey...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Not too much, the way I show you before.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00- With a spoon, yeah?- Yeah.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03..22-year-old insurance clerk Chiara is still living at home
0:02:03 > 0:02:04with her parents.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Mum makes good meatballs, come on.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Her father Antonio is a traditional Italian,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14and rather overprotective.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16She has to do what I said.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19My dad still checks up on me now that I'm age 22,
0:02:19 > 0:02:20still, I'm still his little girl.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24She knows sometimes I spy on her, if I don't like something.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27My dad did once when I was younger follow me clubbing, that was ridiculous.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Don't forget, watching you.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Mum Gilda is less controlling.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39We do have to let go of those apron strings because we'll just suff...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41suffocate her.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Chiara feels she's no longer Daddy's little girl.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's the in thing when you're young to do, to get drunk,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49make a few mistakes, but you learn from them, so...
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Cheers, to Thailand, guys, woo!
0:02:53 > 0:02:58She hopes the trip to Thailand will finally offer her some independence.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Anything goes, anything. You've got fire breathers,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02performers, it's all done on the beachfront.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05It's like a once in a lifetime experience, you know?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Antonio lays down some strict rules.
0:03:09 > 0:03:15Never, ever, being offered a drink off nobody, OK, if it's open, OK?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Yeah. - Always stay with your friends.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Yeah.- Never talk with a stranger.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- OK, Dad, I'm not five years old, I know, I know...- I know that.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- I'm 22, I know...- Yeah, but, you know.- I'll be all right, don't worry.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Right.- And I will stay dignified, don't worry,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I'm not going to do anything I'm going to regret. Trust me, Jesus!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Joining Chiara...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38That's lovely, hold that for me.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40..are best friends Amy...
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- I'm the nice person. - Flick your hair a little bit.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44..and Daniella.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I am not at all independent.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Fully admit that, I should learn how to just get off my arse more!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Antonio just can't restrain his overbearing ways.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I just want to be there, just to protect her,
0:04:02 > 0:04:06like, you know, an angel, you know, in case, you know, she's in trouble.
0:04:08 > 0:04:1120-year-old wannabe barber Josh lives in East Grinstead
0:04:11 > 0:04:13with his mum, Steph.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I am really, really proud of you.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18They have a close relationship.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Until it comes to the ladies.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24So this is how we sneak a girl into my house,
0:04:26 > 0:04:29slowly close the door without making a sound.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Is Josh respectful to women?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Creep up the stairs.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37I am hoping that Joshua is,
0:04:37 > 0:04:42but I have seen and witnessed Joshua not being respectful to women.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46My mum's room is only there.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49And that really, really gets me.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Quietly close the door...
0:04:57 > 0:05:00..and then proceed to make love.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Josh's life has had its ups and downs, to say the least.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Must have been kicked out of about six or seven schools,
0:05:08 > 0:05:12started getting in trouble with the police when I was about...14 I think,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15spending weekends in cells, in and out of court,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17very close to going to prison.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22He was arrested many times over his...
0:05:22 > 0:05:24from a very, very young age,
0:05:24 > 0:05:28and I was continuously having to go into police stations.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32He got involved in drugs and I paid off a drug dealer,
0:05:32 > 0:05:35and we got threatened, it was just awful.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37With help from Steph's partner Ernie,
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Josh has managed to turn his life around.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45I used to say to Josh, you know, you're as good as anybody,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47you know, there's nobody better than you, Josh,
0:05:47 > 0:05:51you're not a loser in life, Josh, you're far from a loser in life.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53This holiday is Josh's chance to prove
0:05:53 > 0:05:55he has transformed his life for the better.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I want people to know that I'm a changed person,
0:05:58 > 0:06:02because I'm sure there's a lot of people round here that believe
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I'm still the same scummy teenager that I was.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Accompanying Josh on this trip of a lifetime is his best mate, Louie.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11He's my closest friend, for sure.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14He's like my fourth closest friend!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Thailand is just so different to anywhere we've been.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Different people, like.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Go to Thailand, you'll meet Americans and Australians and...
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Go to Malia, you just meet chavvy little English birds.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Yeah, you go Malia, you see loads of Scottish birds and...
0:06:27 > 0:06:28What's wrong with Scottish birds?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- I slept with a Scottish bird in Malia.- So what?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I'm so excited for you.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Don't get too pissed so that you don't know what you're doing.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Please, if you're going to have one night stands,
0:06:40 > 0:06:43take some condoms, don't risk... don't take any risks,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46don't bring anything back with you that you didn't want to.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Is that it?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Steph is desperate to see Josh do well.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I do believe this is going to be a major turning point for Josh.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57And she's going along to Thailand to see if it is.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59It's because I care about him
0:06:59 > 0:07:01and I want to know that he's safe. That's all I want to know.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04If I know he's OK, I'm fine.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10The long flight to independence has finally arrived.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Well, I think I've got everything. Let me just double-check it.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- I'm stressed out, I need to relax. - Take a deep breath.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18How am I going to phone you? I'm not taking my mobile.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Well, you know the number. Where's your camera?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24My camera, in my bag. Got my camera.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Chiara may be dreaming of Far East freedom...
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Bye, Dad, love you.- Bye.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I'll bring you back souvenirs, yeah?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34..but little does she know, her parents are coming too.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Bye! I'll see you very soon, I'll be watching you. Remember.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Oh my God, so excited.- So excited.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43So excited, we're on the way to the airport,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- we're going to go on our flight. - It's really happening.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- We're actually going to Thailand. Ahh!- Yay!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53In East Grinstead, Josh and Louie are also hitting the road.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Please, please, please be good. - Bye, Mum.- Louie!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Bye, Mum.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01On your head be it. Be good.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Oh, my God, please, Josh, please don't let me down.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Boom, we're away.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15The distant tropical isle of Ko Phi Phi in Thailand,
0:08:15 > 0:08:19with stunning beaches, amazing wildlife and exotic foods.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21It's a little slice of heaven.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28And come evening, a party nirvana.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Whooo!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34We love Thailand!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40I love Phi Phi!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52We love Thailand, we love Thailand, we love Thailand!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58This looks like the pictures now,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- this is starting to look like the pictures.- Yeah.
0:09:00 > 0:09:0424 hours, two flights and one ferry since leaving home,
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Chiara, Amy and Daniella have arrived in paradise.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Just got a waft of loo then. What is that, like, an open septic tank?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Is that the toilet?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Like, a little potty in the road!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Is that animals? Are we staying on a farm? Oh God!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It looks a bit rough round here.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32There's us looking at the beach thinking,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- "Oh, wow, hammocks and stuff." - We're here, luxury!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38And we've just walked through, like, a building site.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40This is a dump.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Amy and Daniella are saying nothing.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Oh, my God, it's actually so clean.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53What the hell was I worried about? Look at it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- You're a drama queen. - I'm not a drama queen.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58This is actually really nice.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01God, I'm going to sound like such a horrible person saying all that.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- We're literally on the beach.- I told you to wait till you saw inside.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06I feel a lot happier.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Do you feel like a bitch?- I feel like a bitch, like a spoilt brat, yes.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Good, you should.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Meanwhile, 6,000 miles since departing,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19the boys have also arrived.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20They must be thrilled.
0:10:20 > 0:10:26Delayed planes, hot airports, bit of a horrible trip to be honest.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Diarrhoea.- And diarrhoea, yeah, loads of diarrhoea.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32We drunk a bottle of Bacardi.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Delays have caused them to miss the ferry.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37They get to travel in style.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41And make their way through another bottle of booze
0:10:41 > 0:10:43even before they've arrived!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh, my God, we don't even have a lot left.
0:10:45 > 0:10:51We're drinking strawberry flavoured Daquita. Daquita?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Whoa. Whoa!
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Josh and Louie clearly have a serious drinking problem.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Oh, shit.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Getting used to this drink.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Oh, my God!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Fuck's sake!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I've never been anywhere like this in my life.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29After that boat journey, my head is, like...pounding.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30It's not nice.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- Time to drink?- Get a drink.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I need some paracetamol first.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38They've finally made it.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40It's not bad.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44I wasn't expecting anything, I didn't have any expectations, so...
0:11:46 > 0:11:49You know he said monkey island, do you think that means there's monkeys?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51HICCUPS LOUDLY
0:11:53 > 0:11:58The revellers are heading out, ready for a night's beachfront clubbing.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Josh and Louie are raring to go.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02I don't know why.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Maybe drinking that early was a bit of a mistake, but fuck it,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07we're here now.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08See what happens, might...
0:12:08 > 0:12:12I don't know if I'm in the state to talk to anyone, any birds,
0:12:12 > 0:12:14might get some fingers in, you never know.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Hopefully not smelly ones, and no pooey ones,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18we're not fingering any ladyboys tonight.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- A few fingers.- A few fingers.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22How many fingers can you fit in a ladyboy?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Probably not that many. - None for me, mate.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Whoever coined the phrase "never play with fire"
0:12:32 > 0:12:34clearly never came here.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Boozed-up punters are never more than a hop, skip and jump away.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Come on, mate!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Josh and Louie get the party started.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Can I get a bucket of vodka and lemonade, please?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Yeah? - Oi! Oi.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'm not going to creep up to my limits, I'm going
0:12:59 > 0:13:01to reach my limit and then...
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Then I'm going to slap you and say, "Josh, calm the fuck down."
0:13:03 > 0:13:05And I'm going to punch you in the face.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Despite the abundance of girls around,
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- tonight it's all about the booze. - You got a free beer.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Got a free beer and a free shot.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Booze, it seems, leads to bravado.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Louie's about to do the skipping with fire. A bit mental,
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I don't know if I'm going to do it.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Josh finds his bottle.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Faster! Speed up, speed up.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45We've had quite a good night tonight so we might just drink our shit
0:13:45 > 0:13:49and go home and see what happens tomorrow.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53We've reached the end of the beach as well, so...
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Woo!
0:13:58 > 0:14:02A few bars away, the girls are hitting it hard.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07I've had two buckets, shamefully I will admit.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I've had two tequila shots and I'm gone.
0:14:10 > 0:14:17This is a whisky and Coke and I'm loving Thailand, baby. Woo!
0:14:18 > 0:14:23Amy and Daniella are more intent on chilling,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25but there's no stopping Chiara.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Woo! Wah! Woo!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Yes! I did it! Thank you!
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Woo!
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Thank you.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48She's lost all inhibitions and she's just going for it, but we...
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I'm scared of getting burnt, I don't know, why don't you do it?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I have no rhythm, I can't do shit, I'm like, ah!
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Woo!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Did you see that?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02The Thai man, instead of lifting me up,
0:15:02 > 0:15:03I lifted him up and we went under.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06It was so funny. It was so funny, seriously.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08My parents would flip.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10If they saw me doing fire skipping they would flip,
0:15:10 > 0:15:14because fire, dangerous, but it's fun at the end of the day.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I'm here to experience life once in Thailand. I'm going
0:15:17 > 0:15:20to try everything they've got on offer. If they don't like it,
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm 22 years old. I'm an adult, I'll do what I like.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Woo!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I've got blisters on my feet.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Back at the hotel Josh is nursing a burnt foot.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36..your sweaty, sandy foot.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41First night, amazing, everything, ain't got nothing to...
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I ain't got nothing to say badly about Thailand.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Good night out though, proper good night tonight.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59It's another beautiful day on Ko Phi Phi.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- The beach, yeah? - Yeah, that sounds good.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Chiara and co are out early.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I am the one with the massive breasts that has to suffer.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Yay. Oh, wow, look, my cleavage looks amazing right now.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Look at that.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I don't want to do it, I'm going to get lost in the sea.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27The boys are still dead to the world, and totally
0:16:27 > 0:16:29unaware of some impending visitors.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47The parents have arrived and it's the first chance
0:16:47 > 0:16:50for Chiara's mum Gilda and dad Antonio
0:16:50 > 0:16:53to meet Josh's mother Steph and partner Ernie.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Hello. Hiya. Hiya.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh, hiya, hello, hiya.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59How are you doing?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I'm Antonio, pleased to meet you.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- I'm Stephanie, you're... - Antonio, Antonio.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Hi, I'm Antonio.- Ernest. Ernesto. - Antonio. Hi, nice to meet you.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Gilda. What's your name? - I'm Steph.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Steph. Gilda. I saw you on the plane, didn't I?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Well, here's the ferry, up we go.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20It's just crazy being here in Thailand
0:17:20 > 0:17:22and we're going off to see the kids.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23And they don't know we're here.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I can't put into words how excited I am.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30This beats the River Thames ferry.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33This is just absolutely incredible, isn't it?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Is this a sea or a... - It's what, sorry?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38What sea is this? Is it a sea?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- It's a sea, yeah. - Yeah, what one?
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Not sure which one it is.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Finally up.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I can't even remember doing it.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51It's only when I woke up this morning that
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I realised I've been burnt.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55And the first job of the day for Josh
0:17:55 > 0:17:58is to treat his fire-skipping injury.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Clean it up and cream it up basically.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Fuck.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06I don't know whether to bandage it up
0:18:06 > 0:18:09because, I mean, it's not that bad.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Ain't that bad.- But if I don't have a bandage on it it's going to be
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- rubbing in my shoes. - Don't wear shoes then.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Well, what am I supposed to wear?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22After making it ashore, both sets of parents are eagerly
0:18:22 > 0:18:26anticipating their first peek into what their kids have been up to.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30I'd be surprised if Josh didn't exhibit some silly behaviour.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32I would be very surprised.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I'd be almost disappointed.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38She will do good, she will not like to disappoint her father
0:18:38 > 0:18:41and my family back in Italy, you know?
0:18:41 > 0:18:45I don't know how you feel but I'm really nervous.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46First up is Josh.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52Delayed planes, hot airports, bit of a horrible trip to be honest.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55That sounds like Josh, doing nothing but moan.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yeah, loads of diarrhoea.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02We drunk a bottle of Bacardi.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Oh, my God.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06In the space of 24 hours. My head, yeah, it's been...
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I've had a headache for a few days but...
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Oh, er, I wonder why.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Well, he's here in style.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Drank a bottle of Bacardi.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19I'm a little bit taken aback by how much he's drunk already and...
0:19:19 > 0:19:21And he's wondering why he's got a headache.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Yeah, and he's wondering why he's got a headache
0:19:23 > 0:19:26but if that's a sign of things to come then God help us.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I don't know if I'm in the state to talk to anyone, any birds,
0:19:29 > 0:19:31might get some fingers in, you never know.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Oh, dear. - Hopefully not smelly ones,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39and no pooey ones because we're not fingering any ladyboys tonight.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Few fingers.- A few fingers. How many fingers can you fit in a ladyboy?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43No!
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Oh, my God!
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Oh, dear God, it's just gone down a...
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I knew it was good cop, bad cop. Oh, my goodness.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Well.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59What do you think? What do you think about...
0:19:59 > 0:20:00That's awful, isn't it?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Maybe it's just a bit of bravado talk.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's just so crude, it's so unnecessary,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08why does someone have to talk like that?
0:20:08 > 0:20:09But that's what kids do.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Why do they feel the need to shock you like this?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14But do they? Is that what they have to do?
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Is that what they have to do?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- No. It isn't what they have to do... - Well, why's he talking like that?
0:20:18 > 0:20:22It's what they choose to do, because he's choosing to be cocky, isn't he?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Can't take much more of this, sorry.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Is that fire?
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Oh, my God, they're crazy.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Is that on fire?
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Yeah, fire, that is fire. Can't they feel anything?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43I've got blisters on my feet.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Bloody hell. Has he burnt himself?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Yes.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50It was a good night out though, proper good night tonight.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Had a good night... That's a great way to finish.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Yeah.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02His liver is shot, no wonder these people...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I don't know, I just feel I'm like... I'm clearly getting old.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09I think you're overreacting. I really do, seriously, I think
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- you're overreacting. - I don't care.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14With Italian family pride at stake,
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Chiara's parents are quietly confident.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20I've had two buckets, shamefully I'll admit.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Jesus.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- I've had two tequila shots and I'm gone.- What the hell.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- This is whisky and Coke. - Jesus!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31And I'm loving Thailand, baby!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Woo!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35This I've got to see.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Jesus. Oh, she's too drunk. Oh!
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Oh, no.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Oh, she's very... - She's having another go.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- And again. - Going back for some more.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48With that skirt.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I'm going to try everything they've got on offer. If they don't
0:21:55 > 0:21:59like it, I'm 22 years old, I'm an adult, I'll do what I like.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00We'll see.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Well, that told you where to get off.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07We'll see, do whatever she want. We'll see that.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09How does that make you feel?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12That I don't know her as well as what I thought.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- No, she was completely out. - She was gone.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I never saw her like that, I never saw her so drunk.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19But are you genuinely shocked?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I am. I am genuinely shocked. I am.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25The way she say, "I'm 22, I'm in Thailand, I do whatever I want.""
0:22:27 > 0:22:28I don't think so.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32I just hope it isn't going to get any worse, you know?
0:22:32 > 0:22:36I just hope she's going to maintain her dignity, you know?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38And she remembers what I told her all the time.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44No sunshine break is complete...
0:22:44 > 0:22:46without a pool party.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Is everyone having a good day?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Raise a cup, give it up for J-Tan.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54We're going to have an amazing day, we're going to get mental.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57The boys are in the mood and game for anything.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Josh considers himself a big-time drinker.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Everyone, this guy reckons he is the best at doing beer bongs
0:23:09 > 0:23:12in this whole fucking pool, all right?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Is there anyone here who thinks they can beat him?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17All right, come on, try and stand up, let's go.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Time to find out if he's telling the truth.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Here we go, here we go.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25We've got our professional pourers in the place.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27All right, he's giving it the big 'un,
0:23:27 > 0:23:29he reckons he's the dog's bollocks.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Three, two, one, go!
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Go on! Go on!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Come on, pour that shit.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Open your throats, boys, suck it all down.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Yeah, buddy!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Dusty!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Oh, fuck.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50And you're the one who said you were the best in the whole place.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- I know. - Team Canada!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58But, yeah, no, that's not good, is it?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59I might leave now.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Come on. Who wants to get fucked up with me?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07After a failure in the beer stakes, Josh,
0:24:07 > 0:24:11who in the past had drug issues, is now wishing he could get high.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14If I can't find mushrooms then it will just be booze.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I do want to do it, in a paradise island,
0:24:17 > 0:24:19so laying on the beach tripping out.
0:24:19 > 0:24:25I know my mum probably wouldn't agree with it, but I want to do it.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Downtown, Chiara, Amy
0:24:27 > 0:24:31and Daniella are educating themselves about the 2004 tsunami.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35God, just to think in this area,
0:24:35 > 0:24:37like, how many dead must have been as well.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40The huge wave devastated Ko Phi Phi,
0:24:40 > 0:24:43leaving an estimated 2,000 people dead.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50They are visiting a memorial bar made from the wreckage.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Landlord Ben lost 18 family members during the tsunami.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- It's memories. - It's memories, yeah, yeah.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Yeah, exactly, yeah.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10It's just seeing, like, the kids' toys and stuff.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15It's amazing, what you've done.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- You are very strong and it's... - Thank you.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Thank you for letting us look around. Thank you very much.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Don't worry, be happy.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37- That was really hard. - Yeah.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42That was really hard and, I mean, he kind of jokes around about it
0:25:42 > 0:25:44but you can see how devastated he is.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Having learnt about the tsunami has changed the way I look at, you know,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54the things my parents do for me, like the simple little things
0:25:54 > 0:25:58and me not saying thank you or me getting angry over the stupid
0:25:58 > 0:26:01little things, whereas at the click of a finger it could all be gone.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04So I'm just going to be more appreciative of what I've got.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Oh, here we go.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14He just looked in a mirror and saw his ginger hair.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Back at the pool party...
0:26:17 > 0:26:20and there's some surprise visitors.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23We're hoping to see him drink sensibly
0:26:23 > 0:26:27and, if he is going to chat up women, chat them up...
0:26:27 > 0:26:32Whoa! Chat them up with respect. Sorry, I'm ducking the bats.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- I'm loving it. It's an experience for me.- It is.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37A first-time experience for me, absolutely surrounded by bats.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Incredible.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Surrounded by bats, being bitten, in the dark, about to spy on my son.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42It can't get any better than that.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I can see him, no, go down, go down. Oh, my God, I can see him.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55He's on the balcony.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00I can't believe we're here. I cannot believe we're doing this.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03He's had a bucket, he's had a bucket. There he is, he's lit up.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09We should venture out, go do some skipping with fire.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11He's chatting somebody up.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I think that's our main concern, you know, we want him to enjoy himself,
0:27:14 > 0:27:17we want him to have a good time, we don't mind him getting a little bit
0:27:17 > 0:27:19tipsy, but as long as he treats women with respect
0:27:19 > 0:27:22and doesn't come out with any remarks that will shock us
0:27:22 > 0:27:24or any parent for that matter.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26You know your children, or you think you do,
0:27:26 > 0:27:28but when you're actually watching them
0:27:28 > 0:27:31and they don't know that you're watching them and it's live
0:27:31 > 0:27:34and you're actually seeing them in their natural habitat... I sound
0:27:34 > 0:27:38like David Attenborough. And now we see Josh in his natural habitat.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42I'm getting a window into his world. Shall we make a move?
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- Keep down.- Yeah, I'll keep down, so he doesn't see us.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49He's going to play.
0:27:51 > 0:27:56Down on the beach, Chiara is feeling homesick.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57It's not a patch on my dad's.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00He's a nightmare chef in the kitchen. You do the littlest
0:28:00 > 0:28:02thing wrong and he'll pick up on it and he'll say, "That's shit,
0:28:02 > 0:28:05"do it again." But it's all in good fun though. I just look at him now
0:28:05 > 0:28:08and I think, "Do you know what, you're actually quite a funny guy."
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- He is with the jokes, he makes quite funny jokes.- Yeah.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14When you had your party and he was asking for more alcohol. "One more."
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Yeah, I had a party and I kept giving out shots.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19My parties are just shot, shot, shots, everyone has shots,
0:28:19 > 0:28:22jelly shots, the lot, and every time I said, "Who wants a shot?"
0:28:22 > 0:28:25he was in there, "Me, me." And I've never seen my dad get
0:28:25 > 0:28:28that rat-arsed before, but he got pissed.
0:28:30 > 0:28:31Hello?
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Chiara calls her parents.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36- Hello, lovey, how are you? - Can you hear me?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Yeah, I can hear you, what are you up to?
0:28:39 > 0:28:41She thinks they are back home in Croydon.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Is Dad at home or has he gone out?
0:28:43 > 0:28:45But they are actually less than half a mile away.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47- Hello.- Hi, Dad. - What are you doing? Are you OK?
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Hiya, you all right? Yeah, good, you?
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Yeah, yeah, not bad.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53It's good, like the weather is amazing.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56I just thought I'd touch base with you and say I'm OK and...
0:28:56 > 0:28:58How nice. Stay away from the drink, please, OK?
0:28:58 > 0:29:00I won't drink too much, don't worry.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03I bought you a nice present anyway, I bought you some nice sunglasses.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06- Right, OK. I love you, baby. - All right, love you too. Tell Mum I love her too and tell Nan as well.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08- I love you.- Love you. Bye.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11All right, love you too. Bye, mum, bye, Dad, bye-bye-bye-bye.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13Bye-bye, bye-bye.
0:29:13 > 0:29:14Oh, my God.
0:29:14 > 0:29:19She says she doesn't drink. What a liar.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Just spoke to my mum and then my dad and it wasn't the greatest
0:29:22 > 0:29:25connection because, like, long distance or whatever,
0:29:25 > 0:29:28but they seem happy, they seem content that I'm away.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Mum was giving me a bit of advice, you know, "Don't drink too much,"
0:29:31 > 0:29:34and my dad was the same, he was like, "Don't make an arse
0:29:34 > 0:29:38"of yourself" pretty much, and I was like, "Don't worry, I'm not."
0:29:38 > 0:29:43After seven hours of checking out talent at the pool party,
0:29:43 > 0:29:44Josh is on the pull.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47She's got quite a sexy voice, hasn't she? Oh.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49All the screaming, all the...
0:29:49 > 0:29:52What, you've been screaming a lot this week?
0:29:53 > 0:29:58But, with small talk getting him nowhere, he goes for the jugular.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00How about I do that into your mouth?
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Nah.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04I'm good at getting things in first time.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08Hi, you've got really nice boobs, well done.
0:30:08 > 0:30:09Me? Well, thanks.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Handshake for that?
0:30:11 > 0:30:13- They're fake, they're not real. - They're fake?
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Pool party's going good, couple of girls that want to get fingered.
0:30:16 > 0:30:20If you're not going to wait for me I'm going to go home and cry.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Don't want to have sex with a big bird because she'll
0:30:23 > 0:30:27suffocate me in the bed, because I'm only quite a small bloke.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31Apart from these weapons, everything else is quite small.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32No, apart from THESE weapons.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Give me five minutes.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40But back in the party the girls have disappeared.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42I'm going to look for that girl first.
0:30:42 > 0:30:46Give me five minutes, wait here five minutes. Come with me.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55Josh is feeling desperate.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Last resort is wait until Louie's asleep,
0:30:57 > 0:31:00spraying some lube on his bumhole, pushing it in.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02And not only have the girls disappeared
0:31:02 > 0:31:07but suddenly the heavens have opened too.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11We ain't got nowhere to go, so we're going home.
0:31:11 > 0:31:12We're not going to go home.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15- Course we are, what are we going to do?- Well, I dunno.
0:31:15 > 0:31:16Exactly, we're going to go home.
0:31:23 > 0:31:24I'm naked again so...
0:31:30 > 0:31:32The girl that I...
0:31:32 > 0:31:35She wasn't there when I got back, so the night hasn't been a fail
0:31:35 > 0:31:38completely but it hasn't been the best night, I'm not going to lie.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Early morning and the parents have mixed feelings about what
0:31:48 > 0:31:50they've seen so far.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53I don't think she's got quite totally respect when we call,
0:31:53 > 0:31:54she was lying.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Oh, of course she has.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58I feel like I've had almost the worst shock and,
0:31:58 > 0:32:01you know, I know it can get worse
0:32:01 > 0:32:03but now I know what shock feels like.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06- OK, are we ready? - Let the show begin.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10It's not a patch on my dad's.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13I have to say that, I have to say it's not a patch on my dad's pizza.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Like when I make pizza with him he's like, "Come on,
0:32:16 > 0:32:18"come on," you do the littlest thing wrong and he'll pick up on it
0:32:18 > 0:32:22and he'll say, "That's shit, do it again."
0:32:22 > 0:32:24My parties are just shots, shots, shots, everyone has shots,
0:32:24 > 0:32:26and every time I said "Who wants a shot?"
0:32:26 > 0:32:30he was in there, "Me, me," and, like, I've never seen my dad get
0:32:30 > 0:32:33that rat-arsed before, but he got pissed.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35The truth is out, it's not just the daughter.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Oh, the tables have turned here.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39I forgive her for yesterday.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43So you don't feel you're being a hypocrite, then?
0:32:43 > 0:32:47Yes, there is, there is a lot of hypocrisy.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51You've got one set of rules for this or that
0:32:51 > 0:32:54and then an entirely separate set of rules...
0:32:54 > 0:32:55Oops.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58..for yourself. I mean, it is... If you don't
0:32:58 > 0:33:02like swearing or you don't like drinking, you don't
0:33:02 > 0:33:03like it full stop.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07I'm going to watch the other side of the coin probably now.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Joshua, here we go.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Oh, you've got really nice boobs, well done.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14- Me? Thanks. - Handshake for that.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17- They're fake, they're not real. - They're fake?
0:33:17 > 0:33:19The pool party's going good,
0:33:19 > 0:33:21a couple of girls that want to get fingered.
0:33:24 > 0:33:28Oh, my God. Honestly, what do you say?
0:33:28 > 0:33:31- I will talk the same, I'm sorry. - Is that what you were like at 20?
0:33:31 > 0:33:35No, no, no, no, no, more to the point, more to the point,
0:33:35 > 0:33:38your daughter's on the same strip,
0:33:38 > 0:33:40if he's saying...
0:33:40 > 0:33:45No, no, no, no, let me finish, if he's saying that, so explicitly what
0:33:45 > 0:33:49he wants to do, and all of a sudden you see him with Chiara, are you
0:33:49 > 0:33:52going to sit there with a big smile, "It's normal, it's what boys do?"
0:33:52 > 0:33:56- That's right, yeah, yeah. - You would not. You would not.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59- I'm cross.- OK. I don't blame you for being cross.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Steph and Ernie's worst nightmare is to see Josh
0:34:02 > 0:34:05relapse into his old addictions.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07If I can't find mushrooms then it will just be booze.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11I'm going to go on a search because I do want to do it,
0:34:11 > 0:34:13in a paradise island, so laying on a beach.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16- He just gets worse. - Oh, Josh.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20I know my mum probably wouldn't agree with it, but I want to do it.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Oh, my God.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30I can't tell you what I've been through with him.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32No-one would believe me. If I...
0:34:32 > 0:34:35I've said this to many people, if I wrote a book...
0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Well, I believe you. - You don't believe me, Ernie, because you were the one that said to me
0:34:38 > 0:34:41when I met you, "Cut the apron strings, you're too...
0:34:41 > 0:34:43"you're too this, you're too that." You don't believe me.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46No-one knows what you go through until you're in it.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50I don't care what you say, no-one does until he's your own child
0:34:50 > 0:34:53and you're watching him lying there completely out of it,
0:34:53 > 0:34:55getting thinner and thinner and thinner,
0:34:55 > 0:34:58going bluer and bluer. Until you see that you have no idea.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02- Steph, I can under... I can und... - No, Ernie, no, you have no idea.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10I just love him and I've loved him so much, but I've loved him
0:35:10 > 0:35:14like I've got to save him and save his life all the time.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16I don't want to feel like that. I just want to love him
0:35:16 > 0:35:20and accept that this is who he is, and if he's a bit crude
0:35:20 > 0:35:23and if he's a bit this, I know he's a beautiful person.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32- Aye-aye!- Oh, yes, oh, yes!
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Today Chiara and co have decided
0:35:34 > 0:35:37to dive deeper into what Thailand has to offer,
0:35:37 > 0:35:39with a day's snorkelling.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43But here come the parents.
0:35:43 > 0:35:44Slippery.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49I can't wait to see her, you know, a little bit distant.
0:35:52 > 0:35:53Is it deep? Yeah?
0:35:53 > 0:35:56The girls are having a whale of a time.
0:35:58 > 0:36:02- The same can't be said for Antonio. - HE VOMITS
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Shut up, yeah? That's disgusting.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15- Oh, God.- Knew what you were doing?
0:36:19 > 0:36:22- You all right?- Yeah, it's bloody... - Sorry I'm laughing.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23Stop it.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Antonio finally gets his sea legs.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Yeah, I can see them.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34They're over there.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36- Can I have a little look? - Yeah, sure.
0:36:36 > 0:36:39Great experience.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45Oh, bless her.
0:36:46 > 0:36:47She cannot see me.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49I'm spying on her
0:36:49 > 0:36:52and that's... It's exciting.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54I'd love to get in and just grab her ankle.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00Gilda is clearly revelling, seeing Chiara having fun so close up.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Antonio less so.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06That was so good, I absolutely loved that.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Snorkelling is just amazing.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12I'm going to kill her because I feel very sick.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Well, that's love. That is love.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19Yeah, I don't know... I need the bucket again.
0:37:19 > 0:37:20- Jesus.- Are you all right?
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Yeah.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Here, take a drop of water and swish it round.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27As the night draws in...
0:37:28 > 0:37:30..the partying begins.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32ALL: Wooo!
0:37:32 > 0:37:33But not for Josh.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37I had a little sleep
0:37:37 > 0:37:39and when I woke up I felt a bit sick...
0:37:41 > 0:37:42..started being sick...
0:37:44 > 0:37:46..and I've just felt weird.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48We're ready to go out now. Josh is...
0:37:49 > 0:37:51He's gone to bed.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53He's dribbling from both ends.
0:37:53 > 0:37:54Louie goes it alone.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Daniella is also feeling under the weather.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03If it is sunstroke, put aftersun on,
0:38:03 > 0:38:06cos you're going to feel shit if you don't put any on.
0:38:06 > 0:38:07Thank you.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Chiara and Amy decide to party on regardless.
0:38:14 > 0:38:15Did you see him?
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Let's do it, let's do it.
0:38:27 > 0:38:28BOTH: Wooo!
0:38:31 > 0:38:34And while the girls paint the town red,
0:38:34 > 0:38:36orange and pink,
0:38:36 > 0:38:38lonesome Louie is left feeling blue.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43But he needn't worry, as Josh is fighting back.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Laying in bed, couldn't sleep, the music was playing
0:38:46 > 0:38:48and I just wanted to come out,
0:38:48 > 0:38:51so I'm going to start drinking now, cos I don't..
0:38:51 > 0:38:53I feel like I can drink now.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Would have got in that ring if I didn't think someone
0:39:03 > 0:39:06would punch me in the stomach and I'd shit myself.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07- Proper... - And I've got a fake tooth
0:39:07 > 0:39:10so that would have probably gotten knocked out.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13But Louie... Louie should be getting in the ring but he's being a faggot.
0:39:13 > 0:39:14Might do later when I'm pissed.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16I wouldn't want to fight Thai boy.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Get put in and he'd batter me.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Thai boy wants to fight you, though.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Josh is hoping today he has better luck with the ladies.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Finally, success.
0:39:39 > 0:39:40I just kissed some girl.
0:39:40 > 0:39:44I didn't even try to talk to her or anything. We just kissed.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47A bit random. Apparently that's what it's like out here,
0:39:47 > 0:39:51but it's harder than I thought, let's put it that way.
0:39:51 > 0:39:56But back inside, once again Josh's girl has disappeared.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Chiara and Amy have been partying like there is no tomorrow,
0:40:09 > 0:40:11but there is...
0:40:13 > 0:40:18..and it's wet, wild and without a toenail.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Just had a guy step on my foot when we were dancing
0:40:21 > 0:40:25and he's managed to pull my entire big toenail off
0:40:25 > 0:40:26so it's hanging off
0:40:26 > 0:40:29and it's starting to sting now so I'll try and get it off
0:40:29 > 0:40:31back in the hotel room.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38I've lost it, I've lost a shoe.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Abandon ship, abandon ship!
0:40:40 > 0:40:43My toenail is like hanging on for dear life.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46How beautiful do I look?
0:40:47 > 0:40:49- No.- Paint is dripping.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56SHE HICCUPS
0:40:58 > 0:40:59SHE HICCUPS
0:41:01 > 0:41:03SHE GROANS AND CHUCKLES
0:41:05 > 0:41:10I have no toenail. I have no big toenail.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13I've been growing these fuckers for, like, three years,
0:41:13 > 0:41:17since my last fucking toenail removal.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20So, yeah, that's my toenail, enjoy.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23It's 2:30am.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Despite a valiant attempt to party through the pain,
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Josh has finally succumbed to his illness.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35We're going to go home. I don't feel well.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Because you've got the shits!
0:41:37 > 0:41:40- Going to get two cups of tea, the best.- Got a dodgy stomach.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43I'm just sitting there and I don't even want to talk to anyone.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46I don't even want to fucking talk to Louie, you know what I mean?
0:41:46 > 0:41:47You don't talk to me anyway.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Onwards.
0:41:53 > 0:41:54Down.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00I ain't having a good night because I can't let myself loose.
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Because the whole bumhole will let loose.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04Because if I let myself loose, my bumhole's loose.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06And everyone just scatters.
0:42:06 > 0:42:07Shit's spraying everywhere.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09I just can't be...
0:42:09 > 0:42:12I can't be cool because I've got too much to think about, man.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14- Yeah...- But I don't want to drink too much and be sick
0:42:14 > 0:42:17because if I'll be sick I'll probably shit myself
0:42:17 > 0:42:19because of the pressure in my stomach, do you know what I mean?
0:42:19 > 0:42:21With the boys almost back at the hotel
0:42:21 > 0:42:23and this being the final night,
0:42:23 > 0:42:25it seems Josh's chance of pulling
0:42:25 > 0:42:27is absolute zero,
0:42:27 > 0:42:29but that's before he visits the local shop.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31- Name, name?- El and Em.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Josh has drawn a bit of rep back.
0:42:35 > 0:42:36Kind of awkward,
0:42:36 > 0:42:39cos I don't know what's going on, there's two of them.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41I don't know which one he wants.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44OK, I am feeling a bit rough but if they want to sit on my dick, then...
0:42:46 > 0:42:49- "Sit on it!"- Let them sit, let them sit.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52With one girl keen to stay and the other keen to go,
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Josh has a novel way of deciding.
0:42:54 > 0:42:55Rock paper scissors.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00If she wins we go up, if you win, then you can do one.
0:43:02 > 0:43:03Right, go on, then.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Depends. Oh, shit, we're going up.
0:43:10 > 0:43:11Josh wins.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13OK, we're in the room.
0:43:17 > 0:43:1940 minutes later...
0:43:19 > 0:43:23- What have you been doing? - Having a fucking drink, ain't I?
0:43:23 > 0:43:25All right, we're going back to our hotel now.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28It was lovely to meet you.
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Josh battered that bird.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34You twat!
0:43:34 > 0:43:35Sorry.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39You definitely got battered though.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45I was actually sick halfway through dogging her...
0:43:45 > 0:43:47THEY GUFFAW
0:43:47 > 0:43:50..and swallowed that shit and just kept on pumping.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53- Standard.- Triumph.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Yeah, I was sick afterwards, check the toilet -
0:43:55 > 0:43:59there's a bit of sick and a condom in the toilet.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01Good night.
0:44:09 > 0:44:13It's been a stressful few days for Steph and Ernie,
0:44:13 > 0:44:16who are anxiously anticipating the final viewing.
0:44:16 > 0:44:17I'm nervous for this viewing
0:44:17 > 0:44:19because the last one wasn't such a great viewing
0:44:19 > 0:44:22so I'm actually quite nervous of this.
0:44:22 > 0:44:23- You ready?- Ready.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26It's Chiara up first.
0:44:26 > 0:44:27And, play.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29I think when I get home I am going to be very different,
0:44:29 > 0:44:32when it comes to respect for my family.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34I think, if anything, this trip to Thailand,
0:44:34 > 0:44:36and having learnt about the tsunami,
0:44:36 > 0:44:40has changed the way I look at the things my parents do for me...
0:44:41 > 0:44:43..like the simple little things and me not saying "thank you"
0:44:43 > 0:44:46or me getting angry over the stupid little things,
0:44:46 > 0:44:48whereas at the click of a finger it could all be gone,
0:44:48 > 0:44:50so I'm just going to be more appreciative of what I've got
0:44:50 > 0:44:52and what they do for me.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54Oh.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56OK. That's good.
0:44:57 > 0:45:01So she understand the meaning, you know, to be away,
0:45:01 > 0:45:03so she will appreciate that's what we do for her.
0:45:03 > 0:45:07She's turned out exactly how I wanted.
0:45:07 > 0:45:11- She's blossoming beautifully. - Yeah, she is.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13- I would be so proud...- I am.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15..if I heard those words from one of my children.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17I would be so proud.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20I am absolutely dreading this.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28I was actually sick halfway through dogging her...
0:45:28 > 0:45:30THEY GUFFAW
0:45:30 > 0:45:33..and swallowed that shit and just kept on pumping.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35Yeah, I was sick afterwards, check the toilet -
0:45:35 > 0:45:36there's a bit of sick and a condom.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Can you imagine her mother?
0:45:43 > 0:45:45He was busy.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Let's not be naive,
0:45:47 > 0:45:50those girls come abroad for the sex as much as the boys.
0:45:50 > 0:45:51They were willing.
0:45:51 > 0:45:55They're both consenting parties, you know.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57I'm not shocked, honestly, I'm...
0:45:57 > 0:46:00I'm OK with it, I'm OK with it, seriously.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02As a matter of fact I almost feel like saying, "Well done,"
0:46:02 > 0:46:04but I don't want to go too far,
0:46:04 > 0:46:05but he's, you know...
0:46:07 > 0:46:11If the mother sees this programme, how on earth is she going to feel?
0:46:11 > 0:46:13Well, do you think she's naive?
0:46:13 > 0:46:16- Well, I clearly am. - Do you think the mother's naive?
0:46:16 > 0:46:19No, but I clearly am, I wouldn't have thought that...
0:46:19 > 0:46:21- I don't know, maybe...- Steph...
0:46:21 > 0:46:23I obviously live in...
0:46:23 > 0:46:25I live in the past century, quite clear,
0:46:25 > 0:46:28I know that you've told me over and over again
0:46:28 > 0:46:30how naive I am. Hello -
0:46:30 > 0:46:31totally naive.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35I feel like I've been on a bit of a rollercoaster
0:46:35 > 0:46:39because I came out so excited to see what he got up to and how he was
0:46:39 > 0:46:41and I knew...I knew the downfalls,
0:46:41 > 0:46:45I knew Josh's history, I knew the past, I knew all of that,
0:46:45 > 0:46:47but it's almost like it sort of hit me face on.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50Josh has put his mum through a torrid time,
0:46:50 > 0:46:53but deep down he knows just how lucky he is.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56I couldn't have got through without my mum.
0:46:56 > 0:46:57My mum's been...
0:46:59 > 0:47:01..amazing, yeah. My mum's been there for me the whole time...
0:47:03 > 0:47:05..and if I didn't have my mum, and I did go into care
0:47:05 > 0:47:07or go into jail,
0:47:07 > 0:47:10my life would be completely different now,
0:47:10 > 0:47:12so, yeah, without my mum I'd have nothing,
0:47:12 > 0:47:16which I don't really want to think about when I'm drunk
0:47:16 > 0:47:19because I'll start crying like a little girl.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21So, yeah, my mum's pretty much saved my life.
0:47:21 > 0:47:23My mum's pretty much saved my life.
0:47:24 > 0:47:30When I hear him say that he knows that he wouldn't have survived...
0:47:36 > 0:47:38..I know it's true...
0:47:39 > 0:47:42..but it is good to hear that he knows
0:47:42 > 0:47:44because it's been the hardest few years.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47I suppose it makes me feel proud that I didn't give up,
0:47:47 > 0:47:50and, God, there were times when I wanted to.
0:47:50 > 0:47:54He will have his strengths. He's got his strengths in other ways.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56He has, absolutely, yeah. Yeah.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03And it looks as though he is pulling through with those strengths.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05I've seen him now recognise
0:48:05 > 0:48:08and have an insight into what has happened
0:48:08 > 0:48:11and where he wants to go and he does want people to see him
0:48:11 > 0:48:13as changed and different,
0:48:13 > 0:48:16and the thing is a lot of people watching this, I know, will think,
0:48:16 > 0:48:18"Uh, he's this, that and the other," but nobody has seen
0:48:18 > 0:48:23how far he's come, because if people had seen him just a few years ago
0:48:23 > 0:48:25people wouldn't have thought he would have survived
0:48:25 > 0:48:27and I remember telling people
0:48:27 > 0:48:29that I thought he was going to be dead by 21.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31Well, he isn't, he's out there partying,
0:48:31 > 0:48:34and that's only a good thing. He's come so far.
0:48:39 > 0:48:44It's the last day on Ko Phi Phi for Chiara, Amy and Daniella,
0:48:44 > 0:48:48and for lunch they fancy that well known Thai delicacy,
0:48:48 > 0:48:49pizza.
0:48:49 > 0:48:53We're going to eat at Alberto's Restaurant again for the third time.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55We've found our Italian restaurant.
0:48:55 > 0:48:58The girls that come to Thailand to eat Italian, you know -
0:48:58 > 0:49:00it's quite funny when you think about it.
0:49:00 > 0:49:01And what Chiara doesn't realise
0:49:01 > 0:49:06is that today's chef is none other than her father, Antonio.
0:49:06 > 0:49:07OK, Antonio.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Grazie.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Perfetto.
0:49:11 > 0:49:13I can't wait to see her face.
0:49:13 > 0:49:15Ready to order? Do we know what we're going to get?
0:49:18 > 0:49:19SHE REPLIES IN ITALIAN
0:49:19 > 0:49:21He's going to do a nice pizza for us.
0:49:21 > 0:49:22- Grazie.- OK, prego.
0:49:25 > 0:49:27She will probably burst out laughing,
0:49:27 > 0:49:30be shocked and then just go into fits of laughter.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33- Yeah.- That's how I think she's going to react.
0:49:36 > 0:49:40The moment has come to finally reveal the truth.
0:49:40 > 0:49:43Quite nice colours, pink ones, blue ones, green ones...
0:49:47 > 0:49:51His really thick, Italian voice, same as my dad. Ahh!
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Oh, thank you.
0:49:56 > 0:49:58ANTONIO SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:49:58 > 0:50:01Oh, my God!
0:50:01 > 0:50:03- Hello, dear.- Are you serious?!
0:50:04 > 0:50:08What..? Did you make this..? When did you get here?
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Ah, we've been spying on you all the time.
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Oh, my God. Hello!
0:50:13 > 0:50:17- "Buckets of alcohol"? - Mum, hello!- Hiya, you OK?
0:50:17 > 0:50:20When did you guys get here?
0:50:20 > 0:50:22We've been watching you.
0:50:22 > 0:50:24- Oh, my God, serious?- Been spying on you all the time, yeah.
0:50:24 > 0:50:27"Buckets of alcohol", no, no.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30- We're very proud of you.- I fucking know what the show is now,
0:50:30 > 0:50:32- fuck's sake! - Fire skipping, no, no.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36Oh, my... Oh, my God.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38I knew this was too good to be true,
0:50:38 > 0:50:40I fucking knew it was too good to be true.
0:50:40 > 0:50:42Chiara, what did I tell you at the beginning? Chiara?
0:50:43 > 0:50:45Yes! Why would he have done it?
0:50:45 > 0:50:47Why would he have done it?
0:50:53 > 0:50:56You guys coming here and, you know, spying on us, spying on me
0:50:56 > 0:50:58and, you know, you've been here the entire time.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01It doesn't make me angry or upset, it's just...
0:51:01 > 0:51:04I feel great that you've seen me, like, with my friends,
0:51:04 > 0:51:07this far away, and living my own life.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10It makes you think how much, like...
0:51:10 > 0:51:14Like, how much I miss you guys and... Sorry.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18Being stupid, I'm just being stupid.
0:51:18 > 0:51:22But, yeah, I couldn't imagine losing you guys.
0:51:22 > 0:51:23- We're safe.- Yeah, I know.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25Chiara, you're fine as you are, love.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27- I know, I know, but... - We're very proud of you.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29I just... I could do more.
0:51:29 > 0:51:34Make me feel very nice to hear you say these things to us,
0:51:34 > 0:51:36and to contribute, you know, at home.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39What, me wanting to give you guys something back?
0:51:39 > 0:51:42Yeah, maybe it's my paranoia, that's what it is.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45But I need to cut the string and let her go.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48She's not my little girl no more.
0:51:48 > 0:51:51She's my daughter -
0:51:51 > 0:51:52sensible...
0:51:54 > 0:51:56..young lady.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58From now on I can be able to trust her.
0:51:58 > 0:51:59I'm just so grateful
0:51:59 > 0:52:02that they could have seen all the things I've seen,
0:52:02 > 0:52:03that they're proud of me,
0:52:03 > 0:52:06they've seen everything I get up to on my own
0:52:06 > 0:52:07and they've given me that independence now,
0:52:07 > 0:52:10they know that I can be trusted halfway across the world.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18Across town, Josh and Louie are off to a tattoo parlour,
0:52:18 > 0:52:22but what they don't know is that Josh's mum Steph and partner Ernie
0:52:22 > 0:52:24are planning to hijack his visit.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26I don't know how he's going to react,
0:52:26 > 0:52:28I have got absolutely no idea.
0:52:29 > 0:52:32- What do you think?- It could go one way or the other, couldn't it?
0:52:32 > 0:52:33Could go complete rage or...
0:52:33 > 0:52:36There's going to be an initial shock, obviously,
0:52:36 > 0:52:38when he first sees you and then I pop up.
0:52:38 > 0:52:41Joshua in the past would have just gone "Eugh!" and run,
0:52:41 > 0:52:43so let's see.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46The moment soon arrives.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50Josh is about to get the shock of his life...
0:52:51 > 0:52:53..but which way will it go?
0:52:53 > 0:52:55Hello, mate.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57- How are you?- Good, how are you?
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Young man!
0:53:00 > 0:53:05- Ha!- Oh, my God, it's lovely to see you.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Where's your..?
0:53:07 > 0:53:08You.
0:53:08 > 0:53:10You're OK.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12- You, Josh...- I don't give a fuck.
0:53:12 > 0:53:13"Fingers"?
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Fingers? How many?
0:53:15 > 0:53:16What are you doing?
0:53:16 > 0:53:18What are you doing?
0:53:19 > 0:53:22- Oh, my God.- Bang out of order. - Ahh.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25Why, Josh? You said you weren't going to be disrespectful.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28- No, honestly, Josh. - Do we have to do this now?
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Why did you do that if you knew?
0:53:30 > 0:53:32- If you thought I wasn't... - Because I was drunk.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34I wasn't thinking of you, was I?
0:53:34 > 0:53:37Mate, she was shocked out of her life, she's been in tears.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40I know you have a good time, you guys, but, mate, I tell you...
0:53:40 > 0:53:42Is that really you?
0:53:42 > 0:53:43- Talking like that?- Yeah.
0:53:43 > 0:53:47About fingers, about fucking, talking about women like that?
0:53:47 > 0:53:48It's awful.
0:53:48 > 0:53:50I'm not going to change who I am.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52- But is that who you are, Josh?- Yeah.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54- Really?- Yeah.- You honestly...
0:53:54 > 0:53:57I'm still the same person. What, because I say I'll finger someone?
0:53:57 > 0:53:58Yeah, but it sounds so awful.
0:53:58 > 0:54:01You happy with all that, what you did?
0:54:01 > 0:54:04I don't need a lecture from you, I'm on holiday, do you know what I mean?
0:54:04 > 0:54:05I don't need to be lectured.
0:54:05 > 0:54:08It's your problem, you're out here fucking creeping...
0:54:08 > 0:54:10- You wouldn't be out there. - Why are you so pissed off then?
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Not at all.
0:54:12 > 0:54:15Just this situation right now, it's sort of pissing me off.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17Josh refuses to be filmed any more.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19Steph and Ernie try and persuade him.
0:54:19 > 0:54:20..had a good old think about it,
0:54:20 > 0:54:23whatever you're saying it's just a load of bullshit there.
0:54:23 > 0:54:25Just get it out of the way, Josh, and then it's over.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28Let people know what you're about. Speak up for yourself.
0:54:28 > 0:54:30Tell them how far you've come, where you...
0:54:30 > 0:54:33- We've told them how far, mate. You tell them now.- Yeah.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37An hour since his mother surprised him,
0:54:37 > 0:54:40- Josh agrees to talk, but there are still issues.- Josh...
0:54:41 > 0:54:44What are you thinking? Are you pissed off with me?
0:54:44 > 0:54:46Um, not really.
0:54:46 > 0:54:48So how do you feel, looking back on it all?
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Do you think you had a good time?
0:54:50 > 0:54:52Yeah, over the holiday, I had a great time.
0:54:52 > 0:54:55But you look, like, fed up.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58- You're fed up with me.- Well, I don't want to be doing this right now.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01- Why?- Because this is awkward and bullshit,
0:55:01 > 0:55:04- I don't want to do it. - Why is it bullshit?
0:55:04 > 0:55:06I'm not doing it.
0:55:09 > 0:55:10Sorry.
0:55:15 > 0:55:18Well, I kind of had a feeling he might do that.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21- So did I.- No, I..
0:55:21 > 0:55:24What is actually awkward about it? What? Because you're embarrassed?
0:55:24 > 0:55:27- Yeah...- Yeah, I know you're not doing it, you've taken your mic off.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36- SIGHING:- God.
0:55:39 > 0:55:42Ten minutes later, Josh returns.
0:55:42 > 0:55:43Maybe we've embarrassed you.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45I haven't told you, Josh, that I am proud of you
0:55:45 > 0:55:47and I haven't told you how..
0:55:48 > 0:55:50Well, I'm saying it again.
0:55:56 > 0:56:00It's difficult, Josh, because we have been through the mill together
0:56:00 > 0:56:01and you can't pretend we haven't.
0:56:01 > 0:56:05Yeah, I know, I know, so I don't expect you to trust me 100%, but..
0:56:05 > 0:56:07- At the end of the day, mate... - Don't be embarrassed.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09..I think you've done brilliant.
0:56:09 > 0:56:11You guys are embarrassing.
0:56:11 > 0:56:12Eh?
0:56:12 > 0:56:14Yeah, but you know that, that's a given.
0:56:18 > 0:56:21I'm disappointed in myself that I've upset her,
0:56:21 > 0:56:23I'd never upset my mum purposely.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28I never mean to...
0:56:28 > 0:56:31I think what she doesn't get is that what I say sometimes
0:56:31 > 0:56:35may be offensive but in my day and age and, like, my age group
0:56:35 > 0:56:37it's pretty much what everyone does.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40He'll bounce back quite quickly.
0:56:40 > 0:56:43I think it was a terrible shock.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45I think when we get home we'll have a chat and we'll be fine.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48I love him, so I'll always be proud of him,
0:56:48 > 0:56:52just not proud of some of his behaviour traits.
0:56:52 > 0:56:53Next time...
0:56:53 > 0:56:58- Oh, God!- ..a Geordie boy's flight to independence goes up in flames...
0:56:58 > 0:57:00HE SCREAMS
0:57:00 > 0:57:03..and a carefree mummy's girl gets more than an eyeful...
0:57:03 > 0:57:06I think I've seen one of their's willies.
0:57:06 > 0:57:08..in Phuket, Thailand.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10Your room is a pigsty!