0:00:01 > 0:00:02CONTAINS SOME STRONG LANGUAGE
0:00:02 > 0:00:08Ah, your children! They're cute, they say funny things, then they're grown up and ready to fly the nest,
0:00:08 > 0:00:12starting a life of their own. That's how it's supposed to work.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- Stop acting like a spoilt brat! - I am a spoilt brat!
0:00:15 > 0:00:21In these recession-riddled times, it's harder than ever for young people to get a job,
0:00:21 > 0:00:26so what chance do these reprobates have of standing on their own two feet?
0:00:26 > 0:00:29- Mum!- This lot are selfish.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32You give me money, so I don't have to work.
0:00:32 > 0:00:38- Sponging.- Give me your change. - Lazy.- You haven't ironed that. - Jack, I've just ironed it!
0:00:38 > 0:00:44- And completely useless. - I don't know how to use the washing machine, the microwave, the dryer.
0:00:44 > 0:00:50- But I can lick my elbow. - Their parents are sick of waiting for them to grow up and move out.
0:00:50 > 0:00:56- But they've only got themselves to blame.- She's been one of my biggest mistakes.- I'm ashamed of myself.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00I've reached the point where I can't do it any more.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05They're finally kicking them out and forcing them to run their own home.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11- Not one bit of food in the house. - We've got to buy sheets, pillows, everything.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16I know this isn't prison, but they're doing better off in there than we are here.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20They're going to be made to get jobs like the rest of us.
0:01:20 > 0:01:26When you've finished socialising, you want to do some work? Let me know when it's convenient(!)
0:01:26 > 0:01:31- I've never seen such a negative group with such a negative attitude. - I don't get it!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35I'm meant to be head chef. HE SCREAMS
0:01:35 > 0:01:40It kind of makes you despair for humanity sometimes, seeing people like this.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45It's all under the watchful gaze of their own parents who will judge their progress.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48They're acting like spoilt brats. All of them.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52And each week, the most useless gets the boot.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57At stake, the prize of a round-the-world trip.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Will a month of independent living finally make them grow up?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- I can't live with animals. - This is who we are.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- I'll smack you in the face. - I hate her.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I didn't realise how hard it was going to be.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Or will they remain Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- I've- BLEEP- had it! Now...- BLEEP
0:02:20 > 0:02:24# You know we're superstars We are who we are
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# Ow! #
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Last week, our eight Young Dumbers moved in together
0:02:33 > 0:02:39with the aim of proving to their parents they could live like responsible adults.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Amazingly, it turned out they couldn't.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Can someone help me, please?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Instead, they spent the week...
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- SCREAMING AND SHOUTING - ..drinking, wrecking their new home...
0:02:56 > 0:03:02- ..and rowing.- Don't you fucking dare!- None of us like you, so fuck off!- Before I smack you in the face!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Go on then, you stupid bitch. Oh, I hate her!
0:03:05 > 0:03:11And things didn't get any better when they went to work for the first time ever at a youth hostel.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18It started badly and it went down the pan from there.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22If one toilet takes this long, we'll not get anything done.
0:03:22 > 0:03:28You think the fact you couldn't make 30 sandwiches between two of you is a laughing matter? Clean it up!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Watching everything unfold is their parents.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38It's their job to decide who least deserves to stay each week.
0:03:38 > 0:03:44And after failing to impress at work, as well as upsetting everyone with controversial opinions...
0:03:44 > 0:03:50I literally am totally against two guys having a kid. Every kid needs a mother. I am totally against it.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54It was 18-year-old pampered Daddy's girl Sophie who got the boot.
0:03:54 > 0:04:01I'm planning a round-the-world trip myself. I just need to go, "Daddy...please!" And I'll get it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04And then there were seven...
0:04:04 > 0:04:0620-year-old no-nonsense Gracie.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Girls are bitches!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Jack, the ladies' man, who's 19.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16I've slept with over 50 girls. Not too many.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20It'd be an achievement to go out and NOT to get a girl.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Princess Jade, who's 18.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28I told you where they were. I told you exactly where they were! I don't care, Mum!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30SCREAMS
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Deep thinker, 19-year-old Tom.
0:04:34 > 0:04:41I would love to be reincarnated as a cat. Play around, sleep and eat food. What's not to love about that?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Ruby Jo, the hell-raising party girl who's 18.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47If I don't get me own way, all hell will break loose.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Stop acting like a spoilt brat! - Well, I am a spoilt brat.
0:04:52 > 0:04:5618-year-old Ryan who is a budding economist.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00They're complaining that there's a limited amount of money.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Why don't they print more and give it to everyone, so everyone can be rich?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- And 20-year-old Mummy's boy Enzo. - I am spoilt.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm wrapped up in cotton wool.
0:05:11 > 0:05:16I won't move out to get independence. I've got independence now, so I'm all right here.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23So far, this lot have shown no desire to grow up and start acting their age.
0:05:23 > 0:05:30Will some good old-fashioned, hard work in a fish market be the kick up the backside they desperately need?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- I don't get it!- There you are.- Agh!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Pack in the bag, label stuck on, take it away.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Knob!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42It's unlikely.
0:05:43 > 0:05:49It's approaching the end of day four and delighted with the departure of opinionated Sophie,
0:05:49 > 0:05:54the group are pulling out the stops to prepare a celebratory meal.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59I've never cooked a fry-up. I did bacon sandwiches yesterday, so I learnt how to cook them.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Using classic Young, Dumb ingenuity, dinner is served.
0:06:04 > 0:06:10It's the back of a Corn Flakes box because all the plates are in the dishwasher.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12So that's my dinner.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16No night is complete without an alcoholic beverage.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20But with their weekly budget all spent, they haven't got any,
0:06:20 > 0:06:24so Ruby Jo and Ryan revert to their natural survival instincts.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31No fags, no beer or anything, no money in the house,
0:06:31 > 0:06:36so we thought we might as well try our luck with asking for an IOU from the shop.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38So she's spruced herself up.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Everyone said a bit of cleavage might help, so...- Yeah.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Check.- Going to flash a bit of boob.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Thanks a lot.- Thank you.- Bye!
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- I can't wait to go and tell everyone. Let's go and tell everyone.- Yeah.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17And then I got 20 fags and half a bottle of vodka.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Isn't that the best day ever - we get vodka and fags, Sophie leaves?
0:07:21 > 0:07:26It's like... D'you know what I mean? Could we have asked for a better day?
0:07:26 > 0:07:31It's late and tomorrow they'll find out what their next work assignment is.
0:07:31 > 0:07:38And in this household, what better way to prepare than to get out the make-up and pretend to be cats?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I actually look like a leopard.
0:07:41 > 0:07:47- SHOUTING - After hours of role play, drinking and shouting,
0:07:47 > 0:07:52it's no surprise their attention-seeking behaviour has attracted attention.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55GROWLING SOUND There's no-one there.
0:07:55 > 0:08:01Funnily enough, a disgruntled neighbour tells them to keep the noise down.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06SHOUTING AND GIGGLING We've got loads of viewers, look. There are people looking everywhere.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Hi!- You know, if they all rage together...
0:08:09 > 0:08:14It's a fair request at midnight. Anyone reasonable would understand.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Just a shame there's no-one reasonable living in the house.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21THEY SING AND MIMIC SOUND OF INSTRUMENTS
0:08:31 > 0:08:37It's morning and while most of the kids are getting used to life in the Young, Dumb house...
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I love it here. It's been well good.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43..Mummy's boy Enzo has awoken feeling homesick.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I'm really homesick.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51I didn't realise how hard it was going to be for me.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54HE SOBS
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Just to leave my family.
0:08:56 > 0:09:01Understandable when you consider he's been away for almost a full week now(!)
0:09:01 > 0:09:03# I'm coming home... #
0:09:03 > 0:09:0720-year-old Enzo has rarely left the comfort blanket of home.
0:09:07 > 0:09:13The longest time I've ever been away from my parents was when I went to New York with my brother.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15That was for four to five days.
0:09:15 > 0:09:22And why would he want to when his doting mum does everything for him, much to the annoyance of his father?
0:09:22 > 0:09:28I still call him a spoilt little brat and I think that he really should wake up to reality.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35If waking up to reality involves a bit of self-indulgent boo-hooing,
0:09:35 > 0:09:39then this experience has been a huge success.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I feel so far away from home
0:09:41 > 0:09:44because I don't know where I am.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48And nothing round here is familiar to me.
0:09:48 > 0:09:53There, there, Enzo. There's no need to suffer alone.
0:09:54 > 0:10:01Unaware of Enzo's distress, the rest of the gang get ready for the weekly household shop,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04after Ruby Jo has a shave, obviously.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09There is nothing in the house. We virtually have got water.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11No toast, no cereal, no milk, no bread.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Yeah, so we need our money. We've only got water. I don't think we want squash now.
0:10:16 > 0:10:23During their time in the house, they will be given the same as everyone their age on Jobseeker's Allowance.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Just over £7 a day each.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Are we ready to go shopping? - Come on, let's go.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38After Ruby Jo has paid off her IOU from the night before,
0:10:38 > 0:10:43they all head to the supermarket to buy some household essentials.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Are we getting fruit and veg or not?- Nah!
0:10:48 > 0:10:54With fruit and veg off the menu, maybe they'll stock up on food they can cook from scratch.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Or maybe not. - "Meal for 4 - £5."
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Sausage rolls, £1.59.- I'm not very keen on the idea of mushrooms.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- What are they going to buy then? - I love crisps.
0:11:04 > 0:11:10I don't eat anything else apart from crisps. That's why I've always got ulcers and my tongue's swollen.
0:11:10 > 0:11:16- That's the price you pay, Ruby Jo. - Transformers, Doritos, Quavers, Wotsits, Walkers.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21Cheesy puffs, cheesy curls, squares, Monster Munch. Salted fries.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25For £5, we have got 42 bags of crisps. That should last us a while.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Yes, that lot should keep Ruby Jo happy for almost an hour.
0:11:29 > 0:11:34We've got a bottle of Sainsbury's triple distilled vodka
0:11:34 > 0:11:36and it's £20.18.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38And it's got, um...
0:11:38 > 0:11:4056.3 units.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44For Gracie, it's all about the simple pleasures.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48A Pot Noodle, because I wanted to treat myself.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59£69.89.
0:11:59 > 0:12:05But will spending £70 on what is essentially crisps and vodka impress the parents?
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Basically, I was really bored at first. Shopping's so boring.
0:12:09 > 0:12:15As we went along and we got to the alcohol part, I got really excited. After that, I liked shopping.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I've changed my mind. Shopping rocks!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21I think we're going to be living off pasta, noodles...
0:12:21 > 0:12:26um, sausage rolls. But it's all right cos we've got this to keep us company.
0:12:26 > 0:12:31The Young, Dumb Total Health And Wellness Diet starts here(!)
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Let's hope it doesn't kill them because tomorrow morning,
0:12:35 > 0:12:39the group will be thrown into the world of work for the second time.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Whoever is the most useless will be sent packing.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48And it's their very own parents who will be watching and deciding who goes.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53I was disappointed in her. I thought she could have done a lot better.
0:12:53 > 0:12:59During this experience, the kid who has grown up the most and proven they can live independently
0:12:59 > 0:13:01will win a round-the-world trip.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06The parents take it in turns to pick a job for their big babies.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10This week, Ryan's mum Natasha is setting the challenge.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14I do worry for Ryan because he doesn't work. He's 18 now.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17He's getting older.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Next, he's going to be in his 20s, then 30s.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24And I think, "In his 30s, is he still going to be living at home?"
0:13:24 > 0:13:29She knows that getting a job is an important part of growing up,
0:13:29 > 0:13:31something her son has failed to grasp yet.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Your mum's nice.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55SHOUTING
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I hate you!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04ALL: No!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07That's not tomorrow, that's tonight!
0:14:07 > 0:14:12News of the job sparks a lively fish-themed debate.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17If someone came up to me, "Could I have a mackerel," I'd give them a cod. They all look the same!
0:14:17 > 0:14:22I like tuna, but I've never seen it, like, without being in a tin.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27- Yeah, I know tuna. It's like that shape, tuna fish.- Square?
0:14:27 > 0:14:32I'm scared of crabs. They've got all those pointy legs and little twiggy things.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34But fact of the day goes to Gracie.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Do you know that if you dip a crab in a beer, then they walk straight?
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- You really do learn something new every day.- That's weird.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50They'll be leaving for their task in a matter of hours,
0:14:50 > 0:14:56so naturally our Young Dumbers concentrate on two very important things - vodka
0:14:56 > 0:14:58and dancing.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01SHOUTING AND LAUGHTER
0:15:02 > 0:15:07Cos we planned to get drunk before we knew what our work placement was,
0:15:07 > 0:15:12we all didn't want to not get drunk cos we was all in the mood to get drunk.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14SCREAMING
0:15:14 > 0:15:17This is the drunkest everyone's been together.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22Usually, half the people are drunk and half are sober or the opposite way round.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Still homesick, Enzo?
0:15:25 > 0:15:31- We should do the choreography for Pussycat Dolls. - Oh, wow, look at Ruby Jo!
0:15:31 > 0:15:36The Young, Dumb Fame Academy continues until the booze runs out and wears off.
0:15:36 > 0:15:42It's a good job it does because their shift at the fish market starts very soon.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I'm shattered. I'm so tired.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49It's about one o'clock in the morning and we've got to leave to go to work.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52It's not the dream. That's for sure.
0:15:55 > 0:16:01It's 2am at Billingsgate Market in East London and the start of a long night's work.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07The gang will be split into three groups - Gracie and Tom,
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Jack, Ryan and Jade, and Enzo and Ruby Jo.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16First, they must get to know the fish and set up their stalls.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21- Second, they must serve and take orders from customers. - Come on, Ryan!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Finally, they'll prepare an order and deliver it to a location in London.
0:16:25 > 0:16:31The parents will watch everything they do later in the week, so they need to show they're up to the job.
0:16:31 > 0:16:37With no sleep, how will they cope with the pressure of working in a busy fish market?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Good morning and welcome to Billingsgate.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45I'm Lee. This is Roger and this is Russell. We'll be your mentors.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50Today, you're at one of the largest inland fish markets around.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53We need you to be on the ball. I hope you're ready for it.
0:16:53 > 0:17:0090% of life is common sense, so you've got to move your arse and show me plenty of common sense.
0:17:00 > 0:17:07Billingsgate is the UK's largest inland fish market, selling 250,000 tonnes of fish a year,
0:17:07 > 0:17:11and producing an annual turnover of £2 million.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14To work in the sales trade, you need to be good at maths.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19I've actually re-sat and failed my Maths GCSE three times now.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- You need to be good with people. - I think you're stuck-up, rude and a really big bitch.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27And willing to work hard.
0:17:27 > 0:17:32I don't think I should go to work now. I just think it's boring and pointless.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37Considering our little darlings' work ethic and people skills,
0:17:37 > 0:17:40they should take to this job like a duck to water.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Gracie, get your boots on. - I'm coming.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47One thing you don't do - hands are strictly not in pockets at any time.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51It smells disgusting. I hope there's no crabs. I'm scared of crabs.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Ready as they'll ever be, the three groups head off to get started -
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Jack, Jade and Ryan...
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Tom, the smell.- I know... - Gracie and Tom.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- And Ruby Jo and Enzo. - Right, come on the stand!
0:18:04 > 0:18:09- Gracie, Tom, are you all right? Don't think about the smell. - I'm not. Can we get gloves?
0:18:09 > 0:18:15- You get no gloves. - I can't touch them fish. I can't touch fish with no gloves on.
0:18:15 > 0:18:22On the other side of the market, Jade, Ryan and Jack are about to meet a variety of sea creatures.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27That's just salmon. This middle bit here will be your wet fish like monkfish, halibut, plaice.
0:18:27 > 0:18:34- My bit here is all the exotic stuff. You've got like blue crabs, tuna. - I don't like crabs.- They're dead.
0:18:34 > 0:18:39He hasn't been here five minutes and Ryan is facing his crab phobia.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I don't like crabs. I really don't like crabs.
0:18:42 > 0:18:48This bodes well. Ryan is not the only one getting to know the merchandise they'll sell later on.
0:18:48 > 0:18:54- Lemon sole, right?- OK.- Best way to pick it up, straight in the gill, pick it up like that - sorted.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59- Go on.- Ughhh!- Just pick it up, Gracie. Don't be a baby.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04- I'm holding it.- Go on, pick it up, pick it up! Let me have a look. Show me it.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Very nice. Put it back.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10While Gracie bonds with her new SOLE-mate,
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Ruby Jo is struggling to find her feet.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- It's a business. You're now in the real world.- High five.- Good girl.
0:19:17 > 0:19:22That's called haddock. It's lovely. This is called monk.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- Look at the spikes.- It's like a piranha.- Feel it for a second.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29You've got to get into it. Don't be frightened.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- Aagh! - Ruby, don't act like a silly cow!
0:19:31 > 0:19:36Pick up the bass in their eyes. It's dead. It ain't gonna hurt you.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- I've got really long nails. - Beautiful. Just try it.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43There you are.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Nothing to it, really, is there?- No.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- All right?- I don't like it. Can I put it down?
0:19:48 > 0:19:52There you are, nice conger. Can you hold it for me, Ruby?
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- Enzo, come on, you do it.- Oh, why? - You can do it. Come on, Enzo.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01Show me what kind of a man you are. Hold it up, Enzo. That's my boy. Now you can do it. Good boy!
0:20:03 > 0:20:08That was awful. Picking that thing up was awful, man. I felt its skull.
0:20:08 > 0:20:14I'm usually partying at three in the morning on a Friday, not picking up fish by the eyeballs!
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Fresh cod, hake...- Unlike Gracie, Jade has made a good start.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- The ones at the end?- Flatfish!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24And is already on first name terms with her fish.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- What's this one?- Sea bream. - Sea bream, yeah.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- This one?- That one's bass.- Yeah.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34It will help her sell them when the customers flock in later.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38While Jade is taking an interest, Jack is finding it hard to keep awake.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Orange grouper.- Orange grouper.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46Or people in the West Indies, they call it strawberry grouper or butterfish.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- Fish have different names. - Come on, concentrate.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- Kingfish. In America, wahoo. In India, seer fish.- OK.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58- STIFLES YAWN - Am I boring you? - No, it's really interesting.
0:20:58 > 0:21:03- If I'm boring you, I can find you plenty other jobs to do. - No, it's really intriguing.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07It's going to be a long day, Russ. It's going to be a long day.
0:21:07 > 0:21:14So far, Ryan hasn't had to get up, close and personal because his fish have been hidden away in packets.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19I don't know what it is. Is that where they've ripped its head off?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23But unfortunately for him, he's about to face his biggest nightmare.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27A nasty case of crabs.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32- All right?- No, I've got a phobia. If he puts it near me, I'm walking out.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I don't like crabs or spiders.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40Most people have got a phobia. Some people don't like heights.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44I'm not going back in. I'm not working for a horrible man like that.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Opening hour is upon them. Ryan's boss can't afford to be a man down.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53I didn't know you had a problem with crabs. OK? Put my hands up.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57- You won't be seeing any more crabs, but I need you back there.- OK.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00So he'll say anything to get him back in.
0:22:02 > 0:22:08Back inside, Enzo and Ruby Jo are presenting the fish for their stall and are impressing Roger the boss.
0:22:08 > 0:22:14- How are we getting on?- Is that OK? - Lovely. Yeah, that's very good. Well done.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- That's very good. - I thought I'd colour-coordinate.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21You've done that well. That's good, pretty good.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Your fingernails, you're artistically-minded.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Yeah, from fish to nails, it's still...
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Presentation is still important. - Presentation is... Correct.- Yeah.
0:22:33 > 0:22:39Back home in Stockport and presentation is the last thing on Ruby Jo's mind.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43# All I want is to mess around... #
0:22:43 > 0:22:48- Her poor sister has to share a room with her disgustingly messy sibling. - She's lazy.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53I have to tidy the bedroom cos she thinks that she don't have to do it, so it's such a mess.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Mum! Have you seen the other shoe to this?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- Which one?- That one.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Ruby Jo can't even manage to flush the toilet.
0:23:06 > 0:23:11Can you remember to flush the toilet? I'm sick of asking you.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14It don't take much for my mum to flush the toilet.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Hygiene hazard Ruby Jo seems to have cleaned up her act for now.
0:23:24 > 0:23:30Still recovering from Crabgate, Ryan is having a hard time packing up his orders.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32We're out of steaks, yes, Mr Smith!
0:23:33 > 0:23:38- Come on, Ryan. - I am trying my hardest. - You've got a few years on me, mate.
0:23:38 > 0:23:43- I am trying my hardest.- It gets a lot harder than this.- It's my first day.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- Yeah, but come on.- It is my first day.- I expect you to work with me.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Right, pack in the bag, label stuck on, take it away!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Knob!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58He's horrible to me. I've never done it before.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05After yawning his way through his fish briefing,
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Jack's been given the simple task of stacking boxes of pre-ordered fish.
0:24:09 > 0:24:15Do another four, yeah? This time, I want you to make an effort to do them a bit better.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20That ain't good. If that was a Christmas present, you'd throw it back at your mum.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25- I wouldn't get fish for Christmas. - If you was buying them, you wouldn't be impressed.
0:24:25 > 0:24:32Think about what you're doing. Tape it up one end, then spin 'em round and tape 'em up the other end. OK?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37You've got four hours to do an eight-hour day.
0:24:37 > 0:24:43If you don't do the orders, the customers will leave you alone. So he's got to work and work hard.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45No, I never want to do this job.
0:24:45 > 0:24:52I should be out with my friends. It's ten past four in the morning. Or I should be in bed with someone.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55# So many girls in here, where do I begin...? #
0:24:55 > 0:25:01Back home, Jack's nights out are less about fish, more about getting battered.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05I'm very successful with the ladies. I've slept with numerous girls.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09To be honest, I've only got two sets of hands to count them on.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13And these lucky ladies are all over him.
0:25:13 > 0:25:18I have "Hannah" and then I have "Char" tattooed there which was my first girlfriend.
0:25:18 > 0:25:24This Bristolian Lothario likes all of the women in his life to be at his beck and call
0:25:24 > 0:25:26and that includes his mother.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Bone-idle.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Lazy, arrogant.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Full of himself. That's it, really.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- You haven't ironed that yet, have you?- Jack, I've just ironed it!
0:25:39 > 0:25:44- Where's my shirt? Where's my under T-shirt? - Oh, you want an under T-shirt.
0:25:44 > 0:25:50Is it any wonder Jack is struggling when he has everything done for him at home?
0:25:50 > 0:25:56- Tea?- Yeah, do I get a break?- Forget tea and breakfast. You're not home with your mum now. You're with me.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00I'm your mother and I'll be the worst mother you've ever had.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- All right, Mum(!)- Right, let's do some more. Come on.
0:26:03 > 0:26:09If he wants a job, he's got to impress me. I had to do it. He's got to do it the same way.
0:26:09 > 0:26:15With the parents judging everything they do at the end of the week, he really needs to get a move on.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20It's 5am. Three hours into their night shift and things are about to go up a gear.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23BELL RINGS Does that mean dinner time?
0:26:23 > 0:26:28That bell indicates that the trading can start between the traders,
0:26:28 > 0:26:30then all hell will be let loose.
0:26:30 > 0:26:36Now you're going to sell. Sell, sell, sell! Because everything we sell, we haven't got to ice up.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Let the selling commence.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Everyone must sell as much as they can to other fish traders.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47This is where the big money can change hands. The pressure is on.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Jack and Ryan have struggled from the start,
0:26:51 > 0:26:55whereas Jade, Tom and Gracie are starting to get the hang of things.
0:26:55 > 0:27:01And as for Enzo, he might be missing Mummy, but he's no wet fish when it comes to selling.
0:27:01 > 0:27:07That's my first sale. And I sold, uh...shrimp. And it came to £23.
0:27:07 > 0:27:13- This kid's got chances. He'll go places. He's keen, he's hungry. - And your change.
0:27:13 > 0:27:20- Ruby!- Unfortunately, Enzo's team-mate Ruby Jo can't get her head around the price and the weights
0:27:20 > 0:27:22which is slowing down sales.
0:27:22 > 0:27:27I've never been so confused. He's just shouting and everyone speaks in fish language.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32- Do you want them in a box or a bag?- How much is that? - Uh...1.65.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34How much money?
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Um...
0:27:38 > 0:27:41One second. This is my first day.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46Some say the price and other ones don't say the price and they shout it so quick!
0:27:46 > 0:27:51Then he's on the phone, then he's writing it down. I think it's hard.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Back with Jack and he's working hard...
0:27:55 > 0:27:58on chatting and skiving.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02- Do you work here?- I come in to buy fish. That's all. I no working.
0:28:02 > 0:28:08- Why do you shop at this time of the morning? I don't understand. - My shop is in New Wembley.
0:28:08 > 0:28:14- Do you want to do some work? - Go on, then.- Let me know when it's convenient for you(!)
0:28:14 > 0:28:18- Give me five minutes.- Get over here. That one in the scale with that one.
0:28:18 > 0:28:23- Right?- Yeah.- Standing talking. - He was nice, unlike you.
0:28:23 > 0:28:28You've got to do three things at once. He finds it hard to do one. I wouldn't employ him.
0:28:28 > 0:28:34Meanwhile, poor old Ruby Jo has started to crack under pressure.
0:28:34 > 0:28:38- Ruby! Don't stand there! - You haven't told me what to do!
0:28:38 > 0:28:42- Come on, babe. Get a box. - I feel stupid.
0:28:42 > 0:28:47She's more worried about her bloody fingernails than she is my fish!
0:28:47 > 0:28:52This is her job for the day. The fingernails are going to have to go out the window.
0:28:52 > 0:28:57- What's wrong?- I don't get it! - Calm down. Why don't you...
0:28:57 > 0:29:02- He doesn't tell you what to do. He's all bossy.- Aw, come here.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06You all right? Just calm down. I was confused as well.
0:29:06 > 0:29:12- Just take it... - They shout orders at you and think you know what you're doing.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16- Don't get upset. - But I'm not a fish expert.
0:29:16 > 0:29:20- Listen, don't get upset. Don't worry. - I don't know what I'm doing.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22I know! That's why it's hard.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25PHONE RINGS Answer the phone for me. Good girl.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Morning.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Good girl. What have you got?
0:29:30 > 0:29:338.15. Take 'em with you.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Roger?
0:29:35 > 0:29:40He might as well just answer the phone. I don't even know this.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44- Who is it, babe? - I don't know.- Hello?
0:29:44 > 0:29:48- This is harder than cleaning shit out the toilet!- Ssh! Hello? Yes.
0:29:48 > 0:29:55- You mustn't get upset. It takes time. You can't expect to come into a job and do it willy-nilly.- Enzo is!
0:29:56 > 0:29:58That's £26, please.
0:29:58 > 0:30:0026.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03Cool. Would you like a receipt?
0:30:03 > 0:30:11- Easy job. Straighten the money up, put it in hundreds. Can you do that? - Yeah.- Good girl. Don't get down.
0:30:11 > 0:30:16Just as she's finally making herself useful, something terrible happens.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Oh, no! I broke the nail!
0:30:19 > 0:30:22I broke a nail!
0:30:22 > 0:30:26After the crab incident, Ryan still hasn't come out of his shell
0:30:26 > 0:30:33- and is falling behind packing pre-orders of salmon. - Transfer that over there, please.
0:30:33 > 0:30:37You've got a lot of work to do. ..There's times to turn the screw.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41Hurry along there. Come on. We're falling behind.
0:30:41 > 0:30:45'I know it's his first day, but he's got to get faster.'
0:30:45 > 0:30:51The emphasis is on time. Speed. Get the order out. The customer's going to be disappointed.
0:30:51 > 0:30:55I'm not carrying him. He's got to be up to speed.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59He keeps saying I'm not pulling my weight, but I'm trying my hardest.
0:30:59 > 0:31:04I can't be as fast as everyone who's been working here for 20 years.
0:31:04 > 0:31:10It's eight o'clock in the morning and after six hours of cleaning, setting up and selling fish,
0:31:10 > 0:31:14it's time for the Dumbers' final assignment.
0:31:15 > 0:31:20Five fish, bass, and five fish, gilt-head bream.
0:31:20 > 0:31:26Each group is given an order that they must weigh, pack up and deliver to a local restaurant.
0:31:27 > 0:31:34I need you to go straight there. You've only got a certain time. We don't want it melting.
0:31:34 > 0:31:39If they deliver a wrong order, pack it incorrectly or let the ice melt,
0:31:39 > 0:31:44the fish could be sent back, something their bosses won't like.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46- Here is a map.- OK.
0:31:46 > 0:31:53And you will find the instructions on here. This is where you will find the answers.
0:31:53 > 0:31:58Shit. It's really far. It's really, really far. I'm not giving up.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02That's the spirit! They haven't yet left the car park.
0:32:02 > 0:32:07It's called Plateau. It's not in the map. So why give us a map?
0:32:07 > 0:32:14They head off in three groups - Jack, Jade and Ryan, Ruby Jo and Enzo, and Gracie and Tom.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18My arms just hurt.
0:32:18 > 0:32:22How can it be here?! There's nothing here!
0:32:22 > 0:32:28The three restaurants are a stone's throw away. This part should be a walk in the park.
0:32:28 > 0:32:33- What the hell is this place? - Canary Wharf.- Never heard of it.
0:32:33 > 0:32:37But this new world is proving alien for Ruby Jo.
0:32:37 > 0:32:42This reminds me of a futuristic world. I've never been anywhere like this.
0:32:42 > 0:32:47- Please help.- Oh, my God. The water's dripping like mad.
0:32:49 > 0:32:56Jade, Ryan and Jack have managed to find their building and have to go to the fourth floor restaurant.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00First floor, Street Level, First, Second. Second?
0:33:00 > 0:33:03- Is this for real?- Oh, hang on.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06Restaurant. "Please use opposite lifts."
0:33:13 > 0:33:17- LIFT ANNOUNCEMENT - What's she saying?
0:33:17 > 0:33:21Do you know what? Just press three and we'll walk up one flight.
0:33:21 > 0:33:27But the lift is broken, the ice is now melting and the fish could go off if they don't figure out a plan.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31This is a joke. This is honestly a joke.
0:33:32 > 0:33:38The lift next door is working, but our hopeless trio fail to spot it and head for the stairs instead.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Anyone know where the stairs are?
0:33:41 > 0:33:45- High five and a hug, mate!- Gracie and Tom congratulate each other
0:33:45 > 0:33:49for taking 45 minutes to find a restaurant round the corner.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53But, hey, small victories, right, guys?
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Let me just weigh it.
0:33:56 > 0:34:02But if the chef's not happy with the fish, he'll send it back to an unhappy boss.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04Yeah, temperature's fine.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- Thank you very much.- Oh, thank you!
0:34:07 > 0:34:15They're the first group to succeed. Having less luck are Jade, Jack and Ryan, looking for the fourth floor.
0:34:15 > 0:34:20At least they've found their building, unlike Ruby Jo and Enzo, who are now lost.
0:34:20 > 0:34:26- Do you know where First Edition restaurant is? What about... - We'll find it on our own! Come on!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28All right.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32- Why won't you ask for directions? - We'll find it on our own!
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Yeah, good luck with that one.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39- The ice is melting! It's getting wet!- I know.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Wait - 25! There it is!
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- There it is!- On you go.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47They've found it!
0:34:47 > 0:34:50- Oh, no, they haven't.- Wrong way.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52- Rubes, this is it.- Yay!
0:34:54 > 0:34:59- Guys, we have a delivery of fish. Where do you want it? Here?- Yeah.
0:35:01 > 0:35:06- Yeah, that's 400 grams. So that's good. Superb. - Rubes...- OK?
0:35:06 > 0:35:12Having completed their task, Ruby Jo and Enzo head back to Billingsgate.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Success! # We're so successful! #
0:35:16 > 0:35:22It may have taken an age, but Ryan, Jade and Jack have finally found the fourth floor...
0:35:23 > 0:35:25You're joking!
0:35:25 > 0:35:31- Honestly, I'm not joking. - ..but have no access to the restaurant from the stairwell.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34Hey!
0:35:34 > 0:35:38- We have a delivery for Plateau... - Restaurant.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40We have fish.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43Lots of it! And it's heavy!
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Hello?
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Thank you.
0:35:50 > 0:35:56After nearly knocking the door down, they head downstairs and spot a working lift,
0:35:56 > 0:35:58the one that was there all along.
0:35:58 > 0:36:02Hopefully it's all right. It's got to be fast.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Yes!
0:36:10 > 0:36:12I think that should be all right.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15Have they got there in time?
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Hi. We're here to speak to the chef.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Hiya. We received your order.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24OK, bring it through.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30- Have you counted them?- Yeah. - I think there's six bass.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Yeah, six bass.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- One, two... I ordered five, OK?- OK.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Three, four...five.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43Six.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Seven. Eight. Nine.
0:36:47 > 0:36:51- Someone hasn't done their maths. - So I'll keep five.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53And you take four back.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55I'll need credit for those.
0:36:55 > 0:36:58And these are what?
0:36:58 > 0:37:03- Bream. - I normally use gilt-head bream.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08These are emperor bream. So you'll have to take these back.
0:37:08 > 0:37:12It's a lovely fish, but not a fish we use.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14- Bye!- See you.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16That didn't go well, did it?
0:37:17 > 0:37:24How did we end up thinking we needed 400-600 when it was five fish? We're not that stupid.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Look.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30400-600 on both, but then that's a five.
0:37:30 > 0:37:36- It's confusing. - The bewildered bunch head back to Billingsgate to face their boss.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39Ahead of them are Gracie and Tom.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44- Hello!- All right, guys? How did we do?- Brilliant.
0:37:44 > 0:37:50- Yeah?- We delivered the fish and he said everything was perfect. He checked everything, perfect.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- He was happy?- Very happy. - Well done. You've done very well.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58- How did you get on? - We found it.- Well done!
0:37:58 > 0:38:05- Well done, the pair of you. Makes you feel good.- He said it was perfect. - Did he? Well, there you are.
0:38:05 > 0:38:11The best part of the day for me was getting myself back together instead of just giving up.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15I usually just give up.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17While two of the bosses are happy,
0:38:17 > 0:38:23Ryan, Jade and Jack's boss is peeved. The chef has called him to complain about the order.
0:38:23 > 0:38:29- I've been told you did ten sea bass, not five.- I thought it was nine. - It was nine.- Nine.
0:38:29 > 0:38:35And the emperor bream were in your shop all morning, stacked right next to those ones.
0:38:35 > 0:38:40They were quite clearly on show. He wasn't very happy with me.
0:38:40 > 0:38:45If I did that too many times, I'd lose the order. Not that impressed.
0:38:45 > 0:38:50OK, pack the fish away and save it for another day.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Cheers.
0:38:59 > 0:39:06I haven't slept in 24 hours and I smell of loads of horrible fish!
0:39:06 > 0:39:10- Yeah, we feel rough. - We feel, like, knackered.
0:39:10 > 0:39:15So with a long night of work over, the knackered group goes to bed.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17Oh, that feels so nice!
0:39:17 > 0:39:21Where they remain for the rest of the day. And night.
0:39:29 > 0:39:37- The next morning, still high from her work buzz, Ruby Jo is on a mission.- I'd a really good idea.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41Because, like, we sit around the house all day doing nothing,
0:39:41 > 0:39:44why don't we go to the Job Centre?
0:39:45 > 0:39:50- And look for jobs.- The what?! Am I hearing this right? Job Centre?
0:39:50 > 0:39:52That's a very good idea.
0:39:52 > 0:39:58- I'll go.- I'll go. - GRACIE: Stupid. I'm staying here.
0:40:00 > 0:40:03Ohh...good morning(!)
0:40:04 > 0:40:08- You think it's a good idea? - I think it is, yeah.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11But Gracie begs to differ.
0:40:11 > 0:40:16It's a massive waste of time. You'd have to wait a month to get paid.
0:40:16 > 0:40:20Best thing is to walk down that high street and ask for jobs.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24I've never been to a Job Centre, so when I get home I'll know what to do
0:40:24 > 0:40:29and personally I want to apply for a job and see if I can get one.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32I think we should do the cleaning.
0:40:32 > 0:40:37While Ruby Jo and Gracie discuss the merits of the Job Centre,
0:40:37 > 0:40:41Enzo has got another plan all of his own.
0:40:41 > 0:40:46Today I'm gonna leave the house. It's what I've planned.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Why is that?
0:40:48 > 0:40:53I feel like I've proved everything I needed to prove in this house.
0:40:53 > 0:40:58These lot are talking about going out and getting a job.
0:40:58 > 0:41:03I mean, that's cool and everything, if they want to earn more money,
0:41:03 > 0:41:09but I want to go out in the real world and actually sort my life out and get a job in my life.
0:41:09 > 0:41:13Amazing. After 20 years of being mollycoddled by your mother,
0:41:13 > 0:41:17it's taken just a few days in the house to sort your life out.
0:41:17 > 0:41:21Enzo gathers the group for a grand meeting of the dumb.
0:41:22 > 0:41:27I've been in the house... Today is the seventh day, yeah?
0:41:27 > 0:41:33I've proved myself on both tasks and I've changed from what I was like outside the house.
0:41:33 > 0:41:38- I've changed everything I wanted to change this week.- So you want to go?
0:41:38 > 0:41:43I don't think I'm going to learn any more. I don't see that.
0:41:43 > 0:41:50Leaving is not a good idea. That thought will be in your mind, "What if I'd stayed and I won?"
0:41:50 > 0:41:56With the advice of his housemates still ringing in his ears, Enzo decides to think it over.
0:41:58 > 0:42:04Ruby, accompanied by Jade, Ryan, Tom and Jack, heads off in search of a Job Centre.
0:42:04 > 0:42:10Gracie, who thinks they're barking up the wrong tree, stays at home with Enzo to clean up the mess.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19- There's an elimination tomorrow. - It's shut.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22No!
0:42:22 > 0:42:24- Ohh!- How?!
0:42:24 > 0:42:29- What the fuck?! - They're closed on a Saturday!
0:42:29 > 0:42:35Not wanting to admit defeat, they decide to play a trick on Gracie and Enzo...
0:42:35 > 0:42:38"Gracie, guess what. We got a job!"
0:42:38 > 0:42:43- Yeah, say we got jobs. - ..and just pretend they've got jobs.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:42:45 > 0:42:47- We got jobs!- We got jobs!
0:42:47 > 0:42:53- And we're getting paid. - Oh, dear. Gracie's fallen for it.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58And she's worried about how it might make her look to the parents.
0:42:58 > 0:43:04I think it's definite I'll get eliminated because of, basically, what happened today.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08Everyone's come back with jobs. I stayed here and cleaned.
0:43:08 > 0:43:13And if that's not annoying her enough, her cleaning went unnoticed.
0:43:13 > 0:43:18In fact, the others seem more than happy to trash the house again.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Aaaah!
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Sorry, Jade!
0:43:33 > 0:43:37Later, Gracie, who's worried about being kicked out tomorrow,
0:43:37 > 0:43:44and peeved that they've ruined her spring clean, wants to share an idea she's had with the group.
0:43:44 > 0:43:49If we do a rota, like, today I cleaned the toilet, next time someone else can do it.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52- I don't remember anyone complaining. - No.
0:43:52 > 0:43:59- I just thought it might be a good idea.- I'm not bothered whether we do work or not, honestly.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02I'm easy with which way we do it.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04It's up to you guys.
0:44:04 > 0:44:11Gracie's idea falls on deaf ears, but undeterred she carries on the campaign in the garden.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14- If you think it's a good idea.- I do.
0:44:14 > 0:44:19If they don't want to be on it, then that's their own fault.
0:44:19 > 0:44:23- Are you up for that, yeah? - Right, OK.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25I'll call them.
0:44:25 > 0:44:32Gracie wins them over and now all they have to do is tell the main objectors, Tom and Jack.
0:44:32 > 0:44:38- Basically, we was just outside and we thought we might as well just do a rota.- Ohh!
0:44:38 > 0:44:43- Oh, my God!- Gobsmacked(!) - Yeah, that's...
0:44:43 > 0:44:46You said you didn't want to be involved.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48That's cool. We don't.
0:44:48 > 0:44:52You guys are capable of making decisions with just you guys.
0:44:52 > 0:44:59- I don't want this to cause a divide or tension or anything.- That's what's happened.- I don't care!
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Always so diplomatic, Jack.
0:45:01 > 0:45:06Everyone here could do more work if they wanted to. Well done, Gracie,
0:45:06 > 0:45:13but we went out to find jobs today and you stayed here and the two bedrooms were still a shithole.
0:45:13 > 0:45:21Did you see what down here was like? It was fucking disgusting! Behind those sofas was disgusting!
0:45:21 > 0:45:26All the stairs had silly string. Enzo, you can vouch for me. We fucking cleaned.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29- They keep bouncing off each other. - Yeah.
0:45:29 > 0:45:34Two people don't want to do a rota, five people do. That ain't teamwork!
0:45:34 > 0:45:38Teamwork's when we all pull together and do the jobs we want to do.
0:45:38 > 0:45:42It's a democracy. It's about negotiating who does what, when.
0:45:42 > 0:45:45Sounds almost like a rota.
0:45:45 > 0:45:52With the elimination tomorrow and tensions running high, the group are now divided over a cleaning rota.
0:45:52 > 0:45:57- It's down to the two of us. Outnumbered.- Let's face it, no one wants to go on Sunday.
0:45:57 > 0:46:02It's fucking bullshit. I'm quite happy if I go tomorrow.
0:46:02 > 0:46:07- I'm not walking.- Enzo has overheard the boys slagging everyone off.
0:46:12 > 0:46:18Listen, if you want to say something in a roundabout way about me, just say it to my face.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21I'm saying it to you now.
0:46:21 > 0:46:28- I'm not saying it behind your back. - If someone's too much of a pussy to say something to someone's face...
0:46:28 > 0:46:31How am I a pussy? I'm talking to you face to face.
0:46:31 > 0:46:38Knowing their parents are watching, you'd think they'd try to prove they can live together like adults.
0:46:38 > 0:46:42Instead they indulge in their favourite hobby, arguing.
0:46:42 > 0:46:48Don't you think it's wimpy, weak, childish to talk and bitch about someone behind their back?
0:46:48 > 0:46:52And being afraid to come and say it to someone's face?
0:46:52 > 0:46:58- But I haven't dared. - It's all about a rota. Fuck the rota. I don't give a shit.
0:47:01 > 0:47:07Just living in this close proximity to people
0:47:07 > 0:47:11that you obviously haven't known for so long and everything,
0:47:11 > 0:47:13it's hard, you know.
0:47:13 > 0:47:19So something stupid like this maybe was the straw that broke the camel's back. I think that's the saying.
0:47:19 > 0:47:24It's either a camel or a donkey. I'm not too sure.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28It's definitely us versus them now.
0:47:28 > 0:47:34- I'll see how the eviction goes. I think it'll be one of us. - It will definitely be one of us.
0:47:34 > 0:47:38And all because neither of them would pick up a duster.
0:47:38 > 0:47:46Not wanting to be defeated, Enzo decides he wants to stick it out and see what happens tomorrow.
0:47:46 > 0:47:50I know I said I wanna leave and I wanna go,
0:47:50 > 0:47:56but obviously I haven't because, in the back of my mind, no matter how many times I deny it,
0:47:56 > 0:48:01it would feel like I've quit, so I'd rather be open to...
0:48:01 > 0:48:06elimination, than just quitting. I don't wanna quit.
0:48:13 > 0:48:20The next morning, unaware of the mayhem, the parents arrive to assess the kids' behaviour.
0:48:21 > 0:48:27They have to decide who's put in the least effort and deserves to go home.
0:48:27 > 0:48:32To help them, they'll see what their darling offspring have been up to.
0:48:34 > 0:48:41It doesn't start well with disappointment that their little angels have upset the neighbours.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43DRUNKEN SINGING
0:48:46 > 0:48:49They should have called it a night.
0:48:49 > 0:48:55Not one of them said sorry to the neighbour. None of them said, "We're really sorry."
0:48:55 > 0:48:58They all acted like spoiled brats.
0:48:58 > 0:49:04Watching them at work, it's hard for the parents to ignore that Ruby Jo fell to pieces.
0:49:04 > 0:49:11- It all went dead fast... - Whatever you do, don't get upset. - I don't know what I'm doing!
0:49:11 > 0:49:13I know! That's why it's hard.
0:49:13 > 0:49:17I was surprised at how Ruby reacted on there
0:49:17 > 0:49:22because she never cries, especially in public.
0:49:22 > 0:49:28But she doesn't like to be beaten. I think she realised she had to pull her socks up and carry on.
0:49:28 > 0:49:33But is Jack's mum prepared to acknowledge how work-shy he is?
0:49:33 > 0:49:37If that was a Christmas present, you'd throw it back at your mum.
0:49:37 > 0:49:44I couldn't work at this time. I should be out with my friends or in bed with someone.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Ohh, I can't believe it.
0:49:46 > 0:49:50I feel ashamed. He had no go in him at all.
0:49:50 > 0:49:57He said he'd rather be in bed with someone. Best of luck. With that attitude, he'll struggle there.
0:49:57 > 0:50:01But Jade shocks them all with her proactive approach.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03I thought Jade was quite attentive.
0:50:03 > 0:50:08I couldn't believe that was the same girl we watched last week.
0:50:08 > 0:50:13I think she did do really good being as she had no sleep!
0:50:13 > 0:50:16She's a monster when she's had no sleep!
0:50:16 > 0:50:23These parents have spent years making excuses for their kids and Ryan's mum is no exception.
0:50:23 > 0:50:28I expect you to work with me. Back in the bag, label stuck on.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32I've got a phobia. If you got to know me...
0:50:32 > 0:50:38My son's got a crab phobia. I didn't like him going in a strop,
0:50:38 > 0:50:42but he went back and finished off what he was supposed to be doing.
0:50:42 > 0:50:46I don't think he was that hard on him. If we expect youngsters now
0:50:46 > 0:50:51to be wrapped up in cotton wool, this is what we'll end up with.
0:50:51 > 0:50:55Because Enzo did well at work and also thought about leaving,
0:50:55 > 0:51:00some of the parents wonder how much he needs this experience.
0:51:00 > 0:51:05I don't think there's anything else that I'm going to learn.
0:51:05 > 0:51:09When I saw Enzo saying that he would like to leave the house,
0:51:09 > 0:51:13it's a shame, but the others have still got quite a way to go.
0:51:13 > 0:51:20He's in a house full of people that he can clearly see are probably worse than him in reality.
0:51:20 > 0:51:24I'm not proud to admit that my son is definitely one of those,
0:51:24 > 0:51:30but it's probably a wake-up call. "Actually, I'm nowhere near as bad as these guys."
0:51:30 > 0:51:36I thought the idea of this was to actually eliminate the ones
0:51:36 > 0:51:38which weren't pulling their weight.
0:51:38 > 0:51:45After seeing all the evidence, they have to make a final decision on who is in the bottom three,
0:51:45 > 0:51:49but, just like their kids, Jack and Enzo's folks don't see eye to see.
0:51:49 > 0:51:55I'd say Enzo because if he don't go today, he might walk out tomorrow and somebody else has gone today.
0:51:55 > 0:52:01- I'm being honest with you.- Yeah. - And I'm saying your son hasn't even improved at all.
0:52:01 > 0:52:08- That's your prerogative.- Surely after seeing the way he acted, wouldn't you get him out now?
0:52:08 > 0:52:13- No. Why shouldn't he have a chance? - A chance for what?
0:52:13 > 0:52:17To learn. To live with other people. He's never done it before.
0:52:17 > 0:52:23- He's never lived away from home. - Neither has my son. - Hasn't he? I bet he hasn't.
0:52:23 > 0:52:27After long discussions, they eventually agree on a final three.
0:52:31 > 0:52:35Back at the house and the kids are starting to feel the nerves.
0:52:35 > 0:52:41- It's just horrible.- I don't think there's an obvious choice. - It's not obvious.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43It could actually be anyone.
0:52:43 > 0:52:50The seven remaining young Dumbers have no idea whose parents will be walking through those doors.
0:52:50 > 0:52:56The decision is that Jack, Ruby Jo and Enzo are the three that least deserve to stay,
0:52:56 > 0:53:00but only one of them will be sent packing.
0:53:00 > 0:53:07OK, we're here because you three are the bottom three. The rest of you sod off and have fun.
0:53:11 > 0:53:13I love you!
0:53:13 > 0:53:19While the bottom three await their fate, the rest of the group sit tight upstairs.
0:53:21 > 0:53:25- I think I should be there instead of Ruby.- I should definitely be there.
0:53:25 > 0:53:29I think I should have been there instead of Ruby.
0:53:29 > 0:53:34The reason you're in the bottom three is because of the fish market.
0:53:34 > 0:53:40A lot of the parents thought you maybe could have tried a little bit harder,
0:53:40 > 0:53:45but they all said you did then turn it around and get the job done.
0:53:45 > 0:53:49- You were terrible on that fish one. - OK.- Absolutely awful.
0:53:49 > 0:53:53You didn't even try, did you? You've got to buck yourself up.
0:53:53 > 0:53:59The reason why you're in the bottom three is the other parents felt a threat
0:53:59 > 0:54:02because you've done so much better than the others.
0:54:02 > 0:54:09We didn't just put him in the bottom three because of that. We saw in that clip that Enzo wanted to leave.
0:54:09 > 0:54:14The time has come for the parents to deliver their verdict.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20It's Enzo going.
0:54:20 > 0:54:26Usually, it's the person who has behaved the worst and put in the least effort who's kicked out,
0:54:26 > 0:54:33but, despite doing well, Enzo came close to walking, so the parents decide it should be him that goes.
0:54:34 > 0:54:39I'm really pleased with you up to now, I am. It was that task.
0:54:39 > 0:54:42I didn't think it was that bad.
0:54:42 > 0:54:46It weren't the fish. It was just the kilograms and stuff.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49I know that. I know.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51- OK?- Bye.
0:54:52 > 0:54:56- Jack, you've got to buck yourself up. I felt ashamed earlier.- Sorry.
0:54:56 > 0:55:02- I'm sat there and it's embarrassing. - It's just the guys I was working with were annoying.
0:55:02 > 0:55:06It doesn't matter. Buck your ideas up.
0:55:06 > 0:55:11- All right, take care.- Love you. - I know, love. Take care.
0:55:14 > 0:55:18I'm feeling happy that I'm coming home
0:55:18 > 0:55:22because I do feel like I've learnt so much.
0:55:22 > 0:55:27I don't think there's much else I can learn. I want to start my life.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29SCREAMING
0:55:32 > 0:55:33Yes!
0:55:33 > 0:55:35Oh, my God!
0:55:38 > 0:55:43So Enzo is the second person to be given the boot.
0:55:43 > 0:55:50Will it inspire him to stand on his own two feet or will he be forever young, dumb and living off mum?
0:55:52 > 0:55:55Next time, the gang go into the restaurant business.
0:55:55 > 0:55:58I'm meant to be head chef.
0:55:58 > 0:56:01AAAAAAH!
0:56:01 > 0:56:05And things get steamy in the kitchen.
0:56:05 > 0:56:10- The pressure starts to hit home. - Anything that's not ours, trash it.
0:56:10 > 0:56:13This is who we are. I can't help it.
0:56:13 > 0:56:19- And for two, it's "pack your bags" time.- We're going home because we can't live with animals!
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