0:00:02 > 0:00:04Children. They're cute and say funny things.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Then, before you know it, they're all grown up
0:00:07 > 0:00:09and ready to fly the nest, start a life of their own.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Well, that's how it's supposed to work.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- Stop acting like a spoilt brat! - Well, I am a spoilt brat!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18In these recession riddled times,
0:00:18 > 0:00:21it's harder than ever for young people to get a job.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23So what chance do these reprobates have
0:00:23 > 0:00:25of standing on their own two feet?
0:00:25 > 0:00:26SHE SCREAMS
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Mum!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29This lot are selfish...
0:00:29 > 0:00:32You give me money so I don't have to work. That is my reality.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Sponging...- Give me the change
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- Lazy...- You ain't ironed that yet, have ya?- Jack, I've just ironed it!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40And completely useless.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44I don't know how to use the washing machine, the microwave, the dryer.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I can lick my elbow.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Their parents are sick and tired of waiting for them to grow up and move out,
0:00:50 > 0:00:52but they have only got themselves to blame.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Grace is one of my biggest mistakes in life.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I'm ashamed of myself, really.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59I've reached a point where I can't do it any more.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02So they're finally kicking them out
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and forcing them to run their own home.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Not one bit of food in the house.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11We've got to buy sheets, pillows, everything.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16I know this isn't prison, but they're doing better off in there than we are here.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21They're going to be made to get jobs like the rest of us.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26When you've finished socialising, do you want to do some work? When it's convenient for you(!)
0:01:26 > 0:01:27SHE RETCHES
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I've never seen such a negative group with such a negative attitude.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31I don't get it!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I'm meant to be head chef.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35HE SCREAMS
0:01:35 > 0:01:40It makes you despair for humanity sometimes, seeing people like this.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's all under the watchful gaze of their own parents,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45who will judge their progress.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I thought they were acting like spoilt brats, all of them.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52And each week, the most useless gets the boot.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57At stake, the prize of a round the world trip.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58ALL: Cheers!
0:01:58 > 0:02:03Will a month of independent living make them finally grow up?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I can't live with animals.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07This is who we are!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- I'll smack you in the face! - I hate her.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I didn't realise how hard it was going to be for me.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Or will they remain young, dumb and living off Mum.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19(BLEEP) I've had enough.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31ALL: Woo!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35This gang of lazy bums have been living together for nearly two weeks now.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37In that time, they've partied...
0:02:37 > 0:02:38ALL: Wow!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Slagged each other off...
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I'm not stuck up my own arse and talking like Daddy's little princess or whatever.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47And fallen out over the cleaning rota.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Today I've cleaned the toilet. If we do a rota, someone else can do it.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I don't want this to cause a divide, or...
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- That's what's happened. - I don't care!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Don't you think it's wimpy, to talk and bitch about someone
0:02:59 > 0:03:03behind their back, rather than being afraid to come and say it to someone's face.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06When they weren't bitching and moaning,
0:03:06 > 0:03:10they were knee deep in fish guts at Billingsgate market...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12You've got to show plenty of common sense.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14That's £26, please.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17I'm going to be the worst mother you've ever had.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I can't touch those fish with no gloves on.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You're now in the real world. Good girl.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27I'm usually partying at three o'clock in the morning on a Friday,
0:03:27 > 0:03:29not picking fish by the eyeballs.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Where their ability to complain reached new heights.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34This is harder than cleaning the shit out the toilet!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37I don't like crabs!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Go on, pick it up. Let me have a look.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41My arms just hurt.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43These are the wrong ones, so not impressed.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48When the parents met to see how their little darlings
0:03:48 > 0:03:50had behaved, they were not impressed.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Oh, I can't believe it. I feel ashamed.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I was surprised at how Ruby reacted on there.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Although they thought Enzo had done a good job.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03He's done his tasks well. Everything he's done, he's been on top.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06They were disappointed that he had almost walked out...
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Today, I'm going to leave the house. It's what I've planned.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13..and he was sent packing.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's Enzo going.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Have a good time.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21That leaves six bothersome brats all trying to fend for themselves.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24West Country waster, 19-year-old Jack.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Mum, get in the kitchen, make me a cup of tea please?- Jack, I'm tired!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I know I'm meant for higher things,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33so people should treat me as royalty.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Intellectual colossus Ryan.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Politics and all that is so boring.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41I don't think there should be politics.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Spendaholic Gracie, who despite being 20-years-old,
0:04:43 > 0:04:46has unlimited credit at the bank of Dad.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51This will probably put my dad in debt for the next ten years, but...
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Stroppy party girl, Ruby Jo.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Mum! Mum! Mum!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59If she gave me what I want, I wouldn't be like this now. It's her own fault.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Demanding princess, Jade.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06I told you where they were, I told you exactly where it was!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I don't care, Mum!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10And finally, professional layabout Tom.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12A typical day in the life of me?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Watching DVDs and masturbating.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20So far, they've shown no signs of improvement.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25neither the youth hostel manager nor the fish sellers will be asking them back anytime soon.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28You don't work, don't get paid, don't get on in life.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Can they do any better this week when they open their very own pop-up restaurant?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- How the fuck do I peel an onion?- Can you tell us what the green stuff is?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37HE SCREAMS
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- It's stressful. - Don't hold your breath.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40FIRE ALARM RINGS
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Oh, shit!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46It's the beginning of a new week and nothing has changed.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50The house is still trashed and this lot are bored.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55We thought it would be a good idea to have sumo fights.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Has anyone got any ideas of fun stuff we can do?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ah!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07LAUGHTER
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Best buddies Jack and Tom are finding it all a bit childish.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Womanising layabout Jack and unemployed sponger Tom
0:06:17 > 0:06:20have found that they have a lot in common.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25After all, they're both nearly 20 and they're both utterly hopeless.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29They've fallen deep into bromance and they don't care who knows it.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Me and Tom do get on really, really well.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36We share a lot of opinions, so we're bouncing off each other and reassuring each other.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Shall we have a shower? - Yeah, let's have a shower.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46See, this is bromance.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- This is true bromance right here. - What did you say?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Jack and Tom together are one housemate, not two.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- None of them have made friends like how we have.- No.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Pathetic, they need to get their own life.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03They haven't got their own minds at all. They just copy each other.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06They think they're lifelong best friends.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Well, it's five of them, two of us, isn't it?- Mm-hm.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10It's outnumbered.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Any sensible, mature adult wouldn't have a problem with Jack and Tom's friendship,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17But the closer they get, the more they annoy others.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Where are you two going? - We're going upstairs.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Why?- Bum.- Why?- We're going to bum.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Why are you being unsociable?- We're not.- You are.- We're going to bum.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31With the boys out of the way, the others decide to make them
0:07:31 > 0:07:33a romantic dinner for two.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Two of us get and egg, two of us make a paste.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41They'll get ten times worse with the egg in!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Tinned beans. We could full English breakfast them.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Do you need tomatoes as well?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50To follow this recipe at home, you'll need to do the following.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Take some juicy tinned tomatoes...
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Argh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Where are we throwing this?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Throw in a smattering of sugar, add a can of beans
0:08:00 > 0:08:03and top off with a dash of cooking oil.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07You guys are so minging!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Season to taste, divide into mugs.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Lure...
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Jack, here's your tea.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I've not bugged it, honestly.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21...and attack.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Ah!- Oh, brilliant!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27LAUGHTER
0:08:27 > 0:08:29What even is that? It smells like sick.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31LAUGHTER
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh, my God!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Upstairs, Jack and Tom, are failing to see the funny side.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- We just wanted to chill and celebrate that we've stayed.- Yeah.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56We're here on a budget and they're throwing food at people.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59There was beans and it put out my fucking cigarette.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I've got to be honest. It's really fucking stupid.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Hello, guys!
0:09:03 > 0:09:08But downstairs, Princess Jade is still finding it hilarious
0:09:08 > 0:09:11and everyone and everything is in the firing line.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14This is war!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Is anyone sorry yet?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Having reached the age where most kids start to behave like adults,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Jade still hasn't progressed from being much more
0:09:23 > 0:09:25than an over-indulged toddler.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Are you taking the piss? What is that? Seriously?!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31You think I'd wear that?!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33SHE SCREAMS
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I'd love for Jade to be able to do things for herself.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39It's not just Mum who bears the brunt of Jade's immature behaviour,
0:09:39 > 0:09:41her little sister suffers too.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Do you seriously think I would wear them?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46You have to walk into town and get me the ones I want.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I don't want them and I'm going out tonight!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52She doesn't want the responsibility of being an adult.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55She's quite happy to stay at home and have me look after her,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57like she's a child.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59What are responsibilities again?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04When you have to look after something, like a dog?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10And just like at home, Jade is running riot
0:10:10 > 0:10:12but this time her victims are Jack and Tom.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15There's like this animal outside?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Let's go then. I don't give a shit. Can't be bothered living with people like this.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- They're not people, they're animals. - Yeah.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30If you want to throw beans at each other, throw beans at each other!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33We thought you might want to get involved?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Well we don't, so you can go away now.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38With the door barricaded, the boys start getting their own back.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Your shampoo's going.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Such a pair of dickheads! And they call us immature.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48They've wasted all the food. Why do we have to live with people that act like this?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Having cleaned up, they're now shipping out.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- I know for a fact that... - I expected more from you, Gracie.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58We're going now. We're going.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Other people find it funny.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Maybe people would agree with you and think we're childish
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Yeah...- This is who we are. I can't help the way I am.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Well, we don't find it funny. - We don't care! We find it funny.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14OK, well the bottom line is there's more than one of us in this house
0:11:14 > 0:11:17and we need to be considerate of each other.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Why don't you get out of each other's arses?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23We're not in anyone's arses. We don't want to stay.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25You're going home because we threw food at you?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28No, we can't live with animals.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- ALL: But we're not animals! - Don't tell that to me!
0:11:31 > 0:11:35I'm not the person you have to convince. I'm convinced. Goodbye!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Oh, my God! I can't believe it! - It's a bit of food!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42So that's it. They're men of principle. When they say they're going, they mean it.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Who cares if it's midnight
0:11:45 > 0:11:47and they don't have any money or anywhere to go?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50I just can't live with these people.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I'm not living with these people, sorry.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Forgotten something, boys?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- We've kind of decided we're probably going to stay now.- Yeah.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07It's us two versus them now.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- There's only two people in the house now, as far as I'm concerned. - Yeah, exactly.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Just had a big argument, because those two were being pathetic
0:12:24 > 0:12:27and up their own arses like they always are.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30It's the following morning, but it seems that this lot
0:12:30 > 0:12:33can't let bygones be bygones.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35We'll pretend it's just us two living in the house.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- It is.- Just us against the world.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39We'll do our own shopping, our own cleaning.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- That's how we'll get on.- Yeah.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49I've fallen out with them because they're a pair of fucking wankers.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52They haven't got their own mind or view on anything.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55We thought it would be a laugh
0:12:55 > 0:12:57to have a bit of a water and a food fight,
0:12:57 > 0:13:01but apparently no, we're animals.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I thought you were going?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Huh?- Thought you were going. - You thought we were going?- Yeah. - You thought wrong.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Well, don't talk to any of us and don't touch any of our stuff.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Downstairs, things are looking up.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25the weekly allowance of £28 has arrived.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28This is the same amount as they would get on the dole.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29I feel rich.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33In the last two weeks, they have spent most of their money on booze.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Will it be any different this week?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39We're just going to spend £12 on booze and get wasted.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42So that's a no, then.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44ALL: Cheers!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- We need to get drunk.- Yeah. I was supposed to be not drinking,
0:13:47 > 0:13:50but I don't give a shit. I'm having one of them days.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Alcohol, alcohol and a bit more alcohol.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Bored of being home alone, Team Tom and Jack head out.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Two straight guys who get on. Oh, we must be gay(!)
0:14:03 > 0:14:08- It's jealousy.- Yeah, it's jealousy of a good friendship. - We're just not cool.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- We're not cool enough. - Apparently not. We're geeks, apparently. We're geeks.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15They're not talking to us, we're not talking to them.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18We've completely fell out. There's no making-up to be done. That's it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25I can't be arsed being around them two fucking knobheads.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30They're just absolute chavs. They're exactly everything I hate.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33I just can't stand these animals. I really can't.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35They're just absolute idiots.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Returning to the empty house, the dynamic duo are in a reflective mood.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- It's nice to have some peace and quiet.- I know. Strange, isn't it?
0:14:43 > 0:14:48But any chance of a quiet beer is shattered by the others.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49BOTTLES CLINK
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- Cheers.- Fabulous four.- Yeah! Cheers!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10It's a Mexican standoff...
0:15:12 > 0:15:15..with cheap booze and not in Mexico.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Ow!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19LAUGHTER
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Whether they like it or not, they're going to have to try to put their differences to one side,
0:15:24 > 0:15:28as tomorrow the parents will send them out to work for the third time.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Each week, they're given a task their parents hope
0:15:31 > 0:15:33will teach them some work skills.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36This week, it's Tom's mum Alison's job to dish it out.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Unlike Tom, she's never been scared of a hard day's graft.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43I would do anything to bring money into the house,
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- so we had a nice, reasonable lifestyle, wouldn't I?- Yeah.
0:15:47 > 0:15:53Alison works full-time, something her son refuses to do.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- What about that one? - Part-time cleaner? No.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- For a care home?- Yeah. And it's in east Preston. That's too far.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02The housemates have called a temporary truce to take the call.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05PHONE RINGS
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Hello?- Hi, guys.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- I knew it'd be Tom's mum.- Hi!
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Oh!
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- Thank you.- Thanks a lot.- Bye! - Oh, my God!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49We're all having noodles out of dog bowls!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- I'm looking forward to this one. - I'm not.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55I can't even cook. I've never cooked.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59I don't see all six of us stood in the kitchen cooking one meal.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03It's beginning to dawn on them that they have to work together as a team
0:17:03 > 0:17:07and there is no room for kitchen nightmares.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Do you guys want to put aside differences for tomorrow?- Yeah.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Well, we all have to live together as well.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21It'd be good if we could just make friends. We were friends in the beginning.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25OK, we apologise for the food last night.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I apologise for last night.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- I'm sorry too.- I've not come here to argue with everyone.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I have enough arguing with my mum at home, so...
0:17:33 > 0:17:36We'll let this be water under the bridge.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38We've all said what we've said, let's forget it.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49With the drinks flowing and everyone friends again, it's party time.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- That's pretty cool stuff.- We need to play something fun and interesting.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59A drinking game! Are we playing dares or what?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- No nakedness!- You go first.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06You have to chose two people to kiss. I dare you to kiss Jack.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Oh, so awkward!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Come on, you have to do it.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Do it!- Oh, OK.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Three, two, one...go!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Tom and Ruby.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Kiss the person opposite you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, Ryan. You're lips taste so nice.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Snog Jade.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34LAUGHTER
0:18:37 > 0:18:41After several days of bromance, Tom and Jack get even closer.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Right, go!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Goodness me.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03And with an early start for work in the morning what do you do?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07You stay up late, take your clothes off and run around the streets.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Obviously, we was drinking last night. I'm hungry
0:19:16 > 0:19:20and we've got to leave the house in 45 minutes.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22With the house being clean and everyone ready.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27It's 7am and our young dumbers are not feeling at their best
0:19:27 > 0:19:29and they're already running late.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Why the hell is my shoe not going right?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Do you know how to do laces, like how to thread laces?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Today, they're going to meet 25-year-old Gareth.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Despite being only a few years older than our young dumbers,
0:19:48 > 0:19:52he already runs a successful and well-respected
0:19:52 > 0:19:54pop-up restaurant business.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Today's task will involve being spilt into two teams.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01One in the kitchen and the other looking after the diners.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Flippin' hell!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06The kitchen team will have to shop for the raw ingredients...
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Have you got any rosemary?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11..and cook the meal.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16The front-of-house team will be responsible for decoration, table setting and service.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- You all right? Cool. - Hi.- You all right?
0:20:18 > 0:20:22At the end of the evening, the diners will vote with their wallets
0:20:22 > 0:20:24and give what they feel the meal was worth.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28We have a huge problem! What are we going to do?
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Can they rise to the challenge and maybe earn a bit of extra cash?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Or will they screw it up like they do everything else?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38What you'll be doing today is, in your own house,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40hosting your own pop-up restaurant.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44And I've given you a French menu to give you a bit of inspiration for it.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46So you'll be doing three courses,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49the first being a brandy chicken-liver pate
0:20:49 > 0:20:51with caramelised onion and bread crisps.
0:20:51 > 0:20:58The second will be pork tenderloin with dauphinois potatoes,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00pea puree and crispy bacon.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03And for dessert, a creme brulee with fresh raspberries.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Are we cooking everything from scratch?
0:21:06 > 0:21:07You are. Everything, yeah.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09So we'll have a real liver to touch?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yeah. Raw, real liver.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Mmm.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Any of you ever not cooked anything?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- No, I've never cooked.- No. - I haven't tried. Nothing.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20I... Toast.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Toast? You've never... cooked any meat, you've never...?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I had a microwave burger.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27That doesn't count as cooking.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- I can boil my pasta. - I can cook a fry-up.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33That's cooking. So you can boil stuff, fry stuff, chop things.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35No, no. Can't chop things.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Never chopped anything?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Jack and Tom can chop potatoes. - Yeah.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41You'll be doing plenty of potatoes. So...
0:21:41 > 0:21:43you three will be the kitchen team,
0:21:43 > 0:21:45you're going to be cooking the food.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47And you three are going to be the front-of-house team.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Yay!- Thank God!- We're safe!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54The people in the kitchen team, you need to appoint a head chef.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56So the head chef needs to do all the planning...
0:21:56 > 0:21:58and delegate tasks to everyone else.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01So if you choose who that person's going to be.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- Tom.- Tom.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04I've never cooked anything!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I can only cook toast!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I got bored of cutting a potato the other day.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Tom's being modest about his culinary skills. He has extensive experience of...
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Dairlyea, sweets, McDonald's.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Anything sugary.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I think a Dairylea roll is healthy.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Stuff that comes from cows - it's all quite good for you, isn't it?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28The front-of-house team have got a lot of work to do.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32You've got to turn your house into a restaurant,
0:22:32 > 0:22:34it means cleaning the house top to bottom.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36All your tables have to look like this.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Tablecloths, knives, cutlery, candles, flowers, OK?
0:22:40 > 0:22:44So the front-of-house team, you also need to appoint a head,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46which is called the Maitre d'.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49So that person will be in charge of, again,
0:22:49 > 0:22:51organising the other two workers.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53So if you want to decide that now.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55It's cool, you two choose.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I'm not choosing, I don't mind.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58I'm not bothered.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Jack, you do it.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Fine, I'll volunteer to do it.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07A natural role of Maitre d' for smooth operator Jack,
0:23:07 > 0:23:09as he's had plenty of experience handling people.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11He got a way about him.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Getting filmed, boy! - He's got a lot of charm.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17The gift of the gab - that's what a lot it is with him.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20I've probably slept with about just over 50 girls.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22So it's not too many, considering I'm 19.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24How many plates will we need?
0:23:24 > 0:23:28You have to work it out depending on how many guests you have, how many courses you're doing.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Got to buy the food, you've got to buy to decorate your house.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Remember, this is my business, my reputation.- We've got dog bowls!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Dog bowls?!- We've been eating out of, er, dog bowls.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40We're actually eating out of dog bowls.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45Under no circumstances do I want my guests eating out of dog bowls.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48People are going to pay you on what they think the meal is worth.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52If you do a fantastic meal, you could make quite a lot of money.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Each team is given money to buy everything they need,
0:23:55 > 0:23:58but will they earn enough to pay it back?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59You've got 12 hours to do it all.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I suggest you get cracking.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Were it you?
0:24:04 > 0:24:05So complicated!
0:24:05 > 0:24:09You need to be back at the house in a few hours to start cooking,
0:24:09 > 0:24:10- or you won't get it all done.- Hours?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Yeah. You've got to get everything as quick as you can.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17With little time to get all they need, the teams go their separate ways
0:24:18 > 0:24:21And, already, the wannabe chefs are confused.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- I have problems with maths.- Yeah.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- I don't even have a GCSE in maths. - I don't either.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28That's all right. Neither do I.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29- OK.- Oh, that's good.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Just a list? - It says all the amounts... - Yeah, will that be in the shop?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36You'll have to go the butcher's and ask for 1.5 kilograms.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37OK, so it's all on there.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41You have to go through it, work out what you need, how much you need...
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Turn around.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47On the other side of the market, the front-of-house team know what they need.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- £25 for 25 plates?- Yeah.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Yeah, we'll take 25, please.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Have you got knives to match?
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Awesome.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57One pound per pack?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Do us a deal on everything? - Yeah, no problem. Yeah.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Once we've got glasses, we can buy decorating stuff. And then we're pretty much done.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08After a slow start, the kitchen team are at last buying some food.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Well, can we just have 30 eggs then, please?- Yeah.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Have you got large onions?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Eight for a pound.- Eight? Could you do ten for a pound?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Ten for a pound? Yeah, go on, then. - Yeah!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22I think I showed that I've got sales skills. What can I say?
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Bay leaves?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- How much are they?- 89p.- Yeah.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Do you sell rosemary?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- What else do we have? Do you sell salt?- Pepper?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- We can cross off sugar and salt now. - Yep.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37But they're struggling with their final and most important ingredient...
0:25:37 > 0:25:38pork.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Hiya. Have you got six pork loins?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43You don't?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Is there any other meat? - There's bacon.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Oh, do you sell bacon?
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Oh.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Right, OK.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54You would think a butcher would, like, supply for everyone.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56We have to get what we can. If there's anything left,
0:25:56 > 0:25:59we'll have to go somewhere else, won't we?
0:25:59 > 0:26:00'Time is really getting on.'
0:26:00 > 0:26:05They're struggling to find a butcher's that sells pork and bacon.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Do you sell bacon?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- OK.- All right. Thanks.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Do you know where we can find bacon or pork?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20- OK.- All right.- Thanks.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23All the butchers sell halal meat, so they don't like pork.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25They don't like pig, do they? So...
0:26:27 > 0:26:28They don't sell bacon or pork.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30We did hear that if we go up, we might find some.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Yeah, we have tried a few but everyone says no.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34It's worth looking just in case.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- I never said it wasn't worth it! - I know.- You've said it ten times!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Receipt.- OK.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Yeah. I just... Oh. Can't be arsed any more.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Meanwhile Gracie, Jack and Ryan are now concerned about
0:26:45 > 0:26:48creating the right ambience for their restaurant
0:26:48 > 0:26:51but luckily, they have an excellent grasp of French culture.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54When I think of France, I think of frogs and snails.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56When I think of France, I think of the Eiffel Tower.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01When I think of France, I think of The Rugrats In Paris and onions
0:27:01 > 0:27:03and women with hairy armpits.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07But with no women with hairy armpits in sight,
0:27:07 > 0:27:09they turn their attention to dressing up instead.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Excuse me, do you have any French berets?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Like, hats?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I look like a prick, but it'll be fine.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19These are very good. They're French cos of Phantom Of The Opera.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Phantom Of The Opera is not French! - Phantom Of The Opera is French!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Italian!- Opera is French. - Opera is Italian!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Opera is French.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Opera's friggin' Italian!
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Just had a thought about the cups and...
0:27:33 > 0:27:36- And stuff. - And the sheets as well.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40- If you're showing me something with Disney on it... - It's not Disney.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Get me away from this.- What?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45We are not having a Justin...
0:27:45 > 0:27:46He's not French!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- It is funny.- It's not funny.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Having been distracted by Justin Bieber,
0:27:51 > 0:27:53the team finally find something French.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58- We could get one.- Oh, that's pretty awesome, isn't it? Let's be honest.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- Let's get one.- Yeah, let's get one.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03And outside, Ryan reveals a hidden talent.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05We can just say, "Bonjour, je m'appelle Ryan and Jack."
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Yeah, we'll just do that. You have to teach me that later.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11- "Bonjour." It's not hard.- Bonjour.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13- Je m'appelle...- Je de pal?
0:28:13 > 0:28:15- Name.- Jack. Cool.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17We've got it sorted.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21Nearby, having exhausted every halal butcher in the area,
0:28:21 > 0:28:24the "little chefs" have stumbled on an establishment that does sell pork.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Hiya, can I have six pork loins, please?
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Quite large ones.
0:28:34 > 0:28:38Back at home with only four hours to go before the guests arrive,
0:28:38 > 0:28:41chief cook Tom is starting to feel the pressure.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Oh, my God.
0:28:43 > 0:28:44This is the fucking hardest thing
0:28:44 > 0:28:47I've ever done in my entire fucking life.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50And I tell you right fucking now, if I do this and we pull this off
0:28:50 > 0:28:52I'd better get some fucking credit.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Cos this is stressful.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00- Here are your kitchen uniforms... - Right.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02..that I'll need you to wear. One for you.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Oh, this is hilar - I feel like a proper little chef!
0:29:05 > 0:29:06Actually.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08So the guests are arriving at eight o'clock.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12You need the first course on the tables by half past eight.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15- Everything else must be prepared and ready by then.- Right.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18So crack on. Here we go.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20What does "remove and discard"...?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Take out and throw away.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26"Take out and throw away the rosemary and bay leaves"?
0:29:26 > 0:29:30Can you use these to cut onions?
0:29:30 > 0:29:33Multitasking is not one of my strong points.
0:29:33 > 0:29:34So I'm proper struggling right now.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- Tom, what we should do... - I don't want to rely on you guys,
0:29:37 > 0:29:39- but you'll have to help keep me calm.- Fine.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Cos otherwise, I'm going to get stressed out really quickly.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Well, this is disgusting.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50They need clear everything out, mop the floors.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52There's a lot they have to do.
0:29:52 > 0:29:56And when the place is like this, they're going to have to hurry up.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Shall I start mopping this side of the room?
0:30:09 > 0:30:14I reckon France is boring and full of, like, lovey-dovey couples and...
0:30:15 > 0:30:18..snails and frogs and... garlic and...
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Don't know. I get confused between vampires and French.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Which one is it which don't like garlic?
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Cos I know one of them do like garlic.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30You're saying French people are scared of garlic?
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Not all French people.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33As long as it's cut, I suppose...
0:30:33 > 0:30:36Downstairs, head chef Tom is struggling with the menu.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40This is just confusing me already. I've just got a headache.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43There's just so many numbers and stuff.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Even if I did cook, I wouldn't fucking cook this shit.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Chicken liver pate.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52I've started by chopping up three onions, OK?
0:30:52 > 0:30:53First of all...
0:30:53 > 0:30:55No, no, cos I'm meant to be head chef...
0:30:55 > 0:30:58HE SCREAMS
0:31:01 > 0:31:04I'm losing my bloody temper!
0:31:04 > 0:31:06They're only on the first course
0:31:06 > 0:31:08and already Tom's starting to boil over.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11- That's a start. - How the fuck do I peel an onion?
0:31:14 > 0:31:16This is terrible. My eyes hurt.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19And Ruby-Jo has been to shops for a few essential ingredients.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Got the bread and I got everything else.
0:31:21 > 0:31:26Oh, and I got this nice wine. It was only 3.99.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27It's not for you to drink.
0:31:27 > 0:31:28No.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30But can we have a little swig?
0:31:32 > 0:31:33How many onions am I doing?
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Right, so we've got to leave these till...
0:31:36 > 0:31:40I've got to de-crust 40 slices of bread now. Right, so I've got 33 to go.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Better taste it. I'm scared.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Ruby-Jo - who lives on a diet of crisps and fizzy drinks -
0:31:54 > 0:31:57is about to try chicken liver pate for the first time.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07SHE RETCHES Is there another knife?
0:32:07 > 0:32:10- Who's going to wash the knives?- Urgh.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12That's not very nice.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14'They've got the pate on, which is good.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17'That's one of the first things they need to do.'
0:32:17 > 0:32:19They haven't started their potatoes yet.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21They've only just put the onions on to heat.
0:32:21 > 0:32:26So...it'll take them an hour to peel and chop all the potatoes.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30- What am I doing with the potatoes, Tom? Chef? - What are you doing with them?
0:32:30 > 0:32:32You put them on the oven.
0:32:32 > 0:32:33"On the oven"?
0:32:33 > 0:32:39Pre-heat oven to 170 and then you put the potatoes in cold water.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- In the oven?- Do you?
0:32:45 > 0:32:46Seven o'clock and upstairs,
0:32:46 > 0:32:50Jack and his crew have got the dining room into some sort of order.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58But will it be up to Gareth's exacting standards?
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Vaseline.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Well, they... They should have done this.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07They've had five hours to it
0:33:07 > 0:33:13and there's still someone's pants and air fresher knocking around.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Back in the kitchen, the heat is on.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26Less than an hour until the guests arrive.
0:33:26 > 0:33:30And while Tom concentrates on the pork for the main course,
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Jade is put in charge of the pea puree.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37# Shake the peas right, shake the peas right
0:33:37 > 0:33:39# Shake the peas right and you'll have a nice night
0:33:39 > 0:33:41# Shake the, shake pea-eas! #
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- How long do these potatoes have? - They should be done.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Rubes, do you want to taste the pea with me?
0:33:51 > 0:33:54I did try a bit but I don't like peas.
0:33:54 > 0:33:55I like it.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58What are those big lumps in it?
0:33:58 > 0:34:00What the hell's that?
0:34:00 > 0:34:05- Get out of here.- Guys! - That was not me.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Do you know what? That's the paper out of the tub.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11- This tub. There was paper inside the middle.- You didn't clean...?
0:34:13 > 0:34:14I left the paper in!
0:34:14 > 0:34:17It isn't my fault - no-one said anything. You watched me do it.
0:34:17 > 0:34:18It can't be my fault.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Just going to have to put it through the sieve again.
0:34:21 > 0:34:22Yeah, yeah. No, that's good.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25I don't know what the hell they've been doing
0:34:25 > 0:34:28but all these little problems they're starting to find out now.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31So they're going to rectify them. It'll be all right.
0:34:32 > 0:34:37Jack and his front-of-house team are making last-minute checks... to themselves.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40KNOCK ON DOOR
0:34:40 > 0:34:41Oh, my God!
0:34:41 > 0:34:42Stand on that side.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44And it's it time to greet their guests.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45Right.
0:34:47 > 0:34:48Hi, are you all right?
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Yeah, come on in, everyone.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53How are you doing? Nice to meet you. How are you doing? You all right?
0:34:53 > 0:34:57- You all right?- Hello.- Nice to meet you. You all right?- Hello.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00- You all right?- How you doing? - Yeah, I'm great. You?
0:35:13 > 0:35:15But there's already a problem.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17I think it's a bit oversubscribed, really.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20I don't really know what's going on at all.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21It would be nice to sit down.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25You all right, everybody? Did you want drinks?
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Does anyone want a drink right now?
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Oh, is there no seats?
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Oh, my God, I am really sorry about this.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38We'll sort it out in two seconds, all right? All right? Cool.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Why is there not enough seats?
0:35:40 > 0:35:42This is my first time at a pop-up restaurant
0:35:42 > 0:35:46and obviously, we've got no seats and it's just...shocking.
0:35:46 > 0:35:51Right, OK. We have a huge problem. The biggest problem so far.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53We've got like six people that ain't got seats.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56There's nowhere they can sit.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59There's literally nowhere they can sit. What are we going to do?
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Shall we sit them on the settee?
0:36:02 > 0:36:05We're going to move all the stuff off the flag table.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18Things aren't going to plan at the moment.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22- Once they've settled with drinks and are enjoying... - Right. We've got another problem.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25- Oh, fucking hell. What now? - We've only got 25 plates.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Oh, no. What are we going to do?
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- Don't know!- We'll ask the neighbours for a bunch of plates.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33We only have 25 plates and there's 30 people.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35I was thinking maybe we'll ask the neighbours.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Shall I have a run next door or summat?
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Yeah, just any sort of plates and stuff and whatever else.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42- Just ask.- Yeah.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47As Ryan sets off on his mission to borrow plates from neighbours...
0:36:49 > 0:36:51..the kitchen staff have their own crisis.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53- FIRE ALARM BEEPS - Oh, shit!
0:36:58 > 0:37:00And with not enough plates to go around,
0:37:00 > 0:37:02they can't start serving the starters.
0:37:05 > 0:37:06Just panicking!
0:37:08 > 0:37:10The diners are starting to panic as well.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14So far, there haven't been enough tables, chairs or plates.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Thank God maitre d' Jack is on hand to apologise
0:37:17 > 0:37:19and smooth things over.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21Hi, everybody, you all right?
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Thanks for coming. We really appreciate it.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25You're under no obligation -
0:37:25 > 0:37:29of you're willing to tip us, that's fine, if you think we deserve it.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32If you don't, that's fine as well, so we appreciate you coming.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Hope you have a good night.
0:37:34 > 0:37:39Any problems, give any of us a shout. All right? Thanks.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41They're actually clapping.
0:37:41 > 0:37:46I'm trying my hardest. I mean, there's a table in there they have no glasses at the moment.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49I sent Ryan out... I don't know where he is.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51But whilst everyone's waiting,
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Ryan's busy making new friends - four-legged ones.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58And after knocking on nearly all the doors in the square, he gets lucky.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- Thank you so much. Yep. - Five plates.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04- That's great. When would you like them back?- When you're done.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06I'm so hungry!
0:38:06 > 0:38:10We've been waiting for at least about 35 to 40 minutes.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Food would be good. Food would be good.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14It has been quite a while.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Eventually the dog-friendly waiter returns and service can begin.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20So is this how it's going to be, yeah?
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- No, that looks gay. - Oh, I like that.
0:38:22 > 0:38:28- It looks all right. - It kind of looks a bit Japanese.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31No, call it "La Pate." That's what it's called.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Remember, La Pate. That's what it's called.- Shut up.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Thank you so much. - There you go. No problem.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40- Can you tell us what the green stuff is?- Um...that's peas.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43- Peas!- Yeah.- It's mushy peas.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47That's good to know.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Hang on.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51Wait a minute.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Read the menu out to me, read the starter.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57Brandy chicken liver pate with caramelised onions...
0:38:57 > 0:38:59The pea shouldn't have gone on here.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03- What are you going to do on the main course?- We'll just roll with it.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06- We'll have to...- People haven't complained, it doesn't matter.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Yeah.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Do you think we should take the pea off?
0:39:10 > 0:39:13- No!- We can't, cos we've already served it to ten people.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16It's not like we can take it off, cos it's unfair on other people
0:39:16 > 0:39:20- that think, we've got it, they haven't.- Carry on, carry on.
0:39:20 > 0:39:25They didn't read the menu correctly. If it's not what it says on the menu, people will send it back.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Now they're going to start panicking, I think.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32And things are not going much better upstairs.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35The glasses are not only empty, they're dirty.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38- Sorry.- And this one, please.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Not very clean or dry. Don't look very appetising, say.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Ask if they want drinks. I'll go and grab it if they do.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47- Those?- Yeah, ask, everyone else has got drinks.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51It's really stressful. It's really, really stressful.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00And the pea puree hasn't gone down well.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06Oh, my God. We messed this one up horribly.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08It's hard. I'm trying.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- How many plates did you buy? - Downstairs in the kitchen,
0:40:11 > 0:40:14they're also working flat out on the next course.
0:40:14 > 0:40:20Pork loin, dauphinoise potatoes, and tres petit pois. Also known as very little peas.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24It would be nice if you could cut it into sections.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26I can't cut it downwards.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28I know. But could you try, please?
0:40:28 > 0:40:32Tom, I've got a shit knife, what do you want me to do?
0:40:32 > 0:40:35Well, hold up, then, we'll find the proper knife.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37We need to find the meat knife.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39I'm sorry, Ruby, that's not good enough.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Yeah, Tom, what do you want me to do?
0:40:41 > 0:40:44There isn't a knife. So you do it then.
0:40:44 > 0:40:48- Don't get like that. - Well, what do you want me to do with a shitty knife?
0:40:48 > 0:40:50I know, that's why I'm saying find a meat knife.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54- I've just asked you to find it. If you can't, I clearly can't. - I'm looking for it.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57With his reputation at stake, Gareth is getting worried.
0:40:59 > 0:41:04Finally, only two hours late, the main course is served.
0:41:04 > 0:41:08- What is that?- With a dash of pea.
0:41:08 > 0:41:13- Oh, what's that?- That's a pea. - Looks delicious.
0:41:13 > 0:41:19Running the team means it's Jack's job to take responsibility for any problems.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23Sorry, do you mind? I'm actually missing some pork.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25- Sorry? - I'm missing some pork.- You're joking!
0:41:25 > 0:41:28It's nothing to do with me. I'm really...
0:41:28 > 0:41:31And it would be nice if it was a bit hotter as well.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Yeah, I'll sort it. Did you want it all hotter?
0:41:33 > 0:41:37- Yeah, it's really cold. - Sorry. I'll go and tell them.
0:41:37 > 0:41:38Thank you.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43You sent one out with no pork on it.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46It was... Who put no pork on it?
0:41:46 > 0:41:49People are sending them back saying they're cold.
0:41:49 > 0:41:53Look how much you've got, look how much meat and potatoes you've got.
0:41:53 > 0:41:57Why are you sending out bits with no pork on when you've got three loins?
0:41:57 > 0:41:59- Who didn't put pork on it? - I didn't.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06It looks like a mouse has dropped a bit of radioactive poo on my plate.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11That looks really bad, doesn't it, like this? Sorry.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Oh.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17The plan was that they would impress the diners so much
0:42:17 > 0:42:19they would leave enough in tips
0:42:19 > 0:42:22so Gareth would get his money back and they'd make some extra cash.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24But things are not looking good.
0:42:24 > 0:42:29Slow service and bad food means that some of the diners are not even waiting for dessert.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Just been here quite a long time,
0:42:31 > 0:42:34- we didn't know it was going to go on so long.- Sorry.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37And is Jack showing concern that they're going?
0:42:37 > 0:42:41There's only so much... What I'm given is what I can work with. I'm trying my hardest.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Ah, of course. Again, it's not his fault.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48Half of the guests have already left.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50There's only half the people in there.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52People have left without paying.
0:42:52 > 0:42:57And when I asked them about envelopes, if they had paid,
0:42:57 > 0:43:00they said that they hadn't heard anything about payment.
0:43:00 > 0:43:05I made it very clear. You can see the envelopes on the table.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09I said, you're not obliged to pay, could you leave some feedback?
0:43:09 > 0:43:11They were quite eager to go. It's not my problem.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14So you had 30 guests or 25 guests.
0:43:14 > 0:43:18If they all paid £10 each, you would have made your money back,
0:43:18 > 0:43:22- if they paid a little bit extra... - I'm only serving, it's not my problem.
0:43:22 > 0:43:23If I've given the paper...
0:43:23 > 0:43:27You've got to get all the guests to pay about £50 to make a profit.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30- But that's not my problem. - It's not your problem?
0:43:30 > 0:43:34- It's my problem. Cos it was my money. - I actually don't care cos I did my best.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36I did my best.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38I'm not going to force money out of their wallets.
0:43:38 > 0:43:42I asked them to do feedback. It's not a big deal.
0:43:42 > 0:43:46He shrugged his shoulders, "It's not my problem, I'm not bothered."
0:43:46 > 0:43:50Why would he be bothered? It's not his money, his business. It's mine.
0:43:52 > 0:43:56If there's any chance of persuading the diners to part with cash,
0:43:56 > 0:43:59the dessert really has to deliver.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01It's the French classic, creme brulee.
0:44:09 > 0:44:13It's kind of like caramelised scrambled egg, pretty much.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Just when you thought it couldn't get worse...
0:44:16 > 0:44:19With every plate, you actually get a bit of the pea puree,
0:44:19 > 0:44:24which is probably my favourite part of this.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27It's been a great way to link all the courses.
0:44:30 > 0:44:35Peas for starters, peas for mains, and somehow, peas for dessert.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37It was rather odd, to be honest.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41The evening has been a culinary catastrophe.
0:44:41 > 0:44:44But the proof of the pudding will be in the takings.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56And instead of finishing his job as maitre d'
0:44:56 > 0:45:00and showing his guests to the door, Jack is downstairs, sulking.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02- I've dealt with people who are such miserable- BLEEP
0:45:02 > 0:45:04and it's nothing to do with me.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Moaning about everything. But I let it go over my head.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10Because it's not even my fault.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- I thought we all did really well. - I'm so pleased!
0:45:13 > 0:45:15I thought every single one of us did well.
0:45:15 > 0:45:19I'm not licking people's arses. I said that from day one.
0:45:21 > 0:45:25Upstairs, it's left to Gareth to tot up the evening's takings.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29I usually enjoy... This is usually my favourite part of the night.
0:45:29 > 0:45:32At the moment, it's the most nerve-racking part of the night.
0:45:32 > 0:45:38The diners had all been asked to pay exactly what they thought their meal was worth in the form of tips.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41Someone here has tipped them a pack of chewing gum.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43More than 10 people didn't pay.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Half the packets were empty.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53It's the moment of truth.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59Do you want to know how much you made?
0:46:04 > 0:46:06You made 100 quid.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09Buzzing! I thought we'd make about ten.
0:46:09 > 0:46:14No, you've lost me £150. You haven't made anything.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16We haven't made owt, but I didn't think we'd get that much.
0:46:16 > 0:46:20You didn't get anything. You're negative £150!
0:46:20 > 0:46:23Technically, people have given us £100.
0:46:23 > 0:46:26I was expecting you to make more money back
0:46:26 > 0:46:30so you could have some for yourselves and pay me back. You haven't achieved that.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33So, there it is, the cold, harsh truth.
0:46:33 > 0:46:37They've let Gareth down, they've let themselves down, and they've even let France down.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40So what do they have to say for themselves? Sorry, maybe?
0:46:40 > 0:46:44It's not our fault that they were tight-arses, is it?
0:46:44 > 0:46:48I don't think they were tight-arses. If you'd given them a decent meal
0:46:48 > 0:46:51they would have paid over the odds.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54I'm glad you lot find it funny, cos I don't, cos I've lost £150.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03Well, I'm disappointed.
0:47:03 > 0:47:06- Thanks, Gareth.- Thanks. - Yeah, thanks.
0:47:06 > 0:47:10- Sorry for letting you down. - RYAN:- I'm not saying thanks.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13What's up with you, Ryan?
0:47:15 > 0:47:18- Thank you.- Bye. - Sorry, Gareth.
0:47:18 > 0:47:23Just cos we lost him money, which we didn't mean to, everyone gave 110 per cent.
0:47:23 > 0:47:26He can swivel. I don't care if everyone else says sorry to him.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28'I'm glad it's over.'
0:47:28 > 0:47:32I'm a bit upset that Ryan didn't say thanks for everything I did.
0:47:32 > 0:47:33It's a bit upsetting.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39Sorry, Gareth, can you come in a sec?
0:47:39 > 0:47:40- Yeah.- Can we have a word?
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Finally, everyone decides that they should apologise
0:47:43 > 0:47:46and show some maturity. They've actually learned something.
0:47:46 > 0:47:49All except for Ryan who's still sulking.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51We don't want you to be upset with us.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53We are sorry that you didn't get your money.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56But we tried our hardest. Honestly, it's our first time.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59We don't want you to think that we're horrible people.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02You're all right. Come on.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05Are you coming in, Ryan, or are you still not thanking us?
0:48:05 > 0:48:07THEY LAUGH
0:48:10 > 0:48:14This week's work placement gave the guys the ideal opportunity
0:48:14 > 0:48:17to top up their meagre £28 weekly allowance.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19Last night didn't go the best.
0:48:19 > 0:48:22We tried hard, but it just wasn't enough, I guess.
0:48:22 > 0:48:25I know. I think everyone did their best.
0:48:25 > 0:48:28They failed to make any money which has left them
0:48:28 > 0:48:31all waking up with a big financial hangover.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34I've got £1.25 left out of my budget.
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Probably going to spend it on...
0:48:38 > 0:48:42..halves on a ten-pack of cigarettes to be honest.
0:48:43 > 0:48:48Sadly, it's soon to be the end for one of these under-performing reprobates.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53It's now up to the parents to judge their own children.
0:48:55 > 0:48:59Whoever has made the least effort this week is heading home to Mum.
0:48:59 > 0:49:02To help them make a decision, they get to see
0:49:02 > 0:49:06what their precious offspring have been doing for the past week.
0:49:07 > 0:49:11They are judging them on their work placement
0:49:11 > 0:49:13and also how they have behaved in the house.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16- It's just us versus them now. - It's us versus them now.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19There's only two people in this house now.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22Jack and Tom's behaviour has raised a few eyebrows.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24It's nice that Tom and Jack have a friendship,
0:49:24 > 0:49:27but the danger is that if they're too interlinked like that,
0:49:27 > 0:49:33they're going to alienate themselves against the rest of the group.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35We can full English breakfast them.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Do tomatoes as well, beans!
0:49:40 > 0:49:45Jade and Ruby's willingness to throw food around is a big talking point.
0:49:45 > 0:49:48I weren't happy with the food because he put cooking oil in.
0:49:48 > 0:49:53There was absolutely no thought or respect for the house.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55And I was disappointed to see that.
0:49:55 > 0:49:59Jaden moved here, 18 years old, and that, to me, was a bad thing to do.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01So disrespectful to the house.
0:50:01 > 0:50:04And the water that was going about, it was just being held on.
0:50:04 > 0:50:09SHE LAUGHS AND SPEAKS INAUDIBLY
0:50:09 > 0:50:10Like any doting parent,
0:50:10 > 0:50:13Jade's mum feels she has a duty to stick up for her daughter.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16To me, that's no big deal, because she'd do it at home.
0:50:16 > 0:50:20I'm not saying it's allowed, she should be allowed to do that,
0:50:20 > 0:50:22but she did it, do you know what I mean?
0:50:22 > 0:50:24You're saying it's acceptable.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26How's she ever going to change?
0:50:26 > 0:50:30But that's my daughter and it's up to me how I raise her,
0:50:30 > 0:50:34whether it be right or wrong.
0:50:34 > 0:50:36The work placement was the hardest one yet.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38Read the menu out to me, read the starter.
0:50:38 > 0:50:42Brandy, chicken liver pate with caramelised onions.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44The pea shouldn't have gone on.
0:50:44 > 0:50:48Tom, as the head chef, should have been making notes of what actually
0:50:48 > 0:50:50went on the starter plate, what went on the main plate,
0:50:50 > 0:50:53what went out for afters. And that was overlooked.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55And that wasn't good.
0:50:55 > 0:50:56He needs some Dairylea.
0:50:56 > 0:51:00The most he ever does is butter a roll and put Dairylea on it.
0:51:00 > 0:51:02So, to go from that, to even...
0:51:02 > 0:51:06I saw him peeling potatoes. He's never peeled a potato in his life.
0:51:06 > 0:51:09For him, it's like climbing a mountain.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11I think that looks kinda cool.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14- I do, I like it.- Do you not think? - I like it.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Despite this, the parents are surprised
0:51:16 > 0:51:19to see their troublesome slackers actually gave it a go.
0:51:19 > 0:51:21I thought they done well.
0:51:21 > 0:51:25That's the first time they've cooked and done anything like that.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27I think they did brilliantly, all of them.
0:51:27 > 0:51:31Unfortunately, the guests felt differently.
0:51:31 > 0:51:32Ooh, what that?
0:51:32 > 0:51:35As proven by the lack of tips.
0:51:35 > 0:51:36Made a hundred quid.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38I'm not saying thanks. He can swivel.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40I don't care if everyone else is saying sorry to him.
0:51:40 > 0:51:44Ryan's mum is appalled by his inability to say sorry.
0:51:44 > 0:51:47It's a shame that Ryan couldn't apologise in the end.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50He should have apologised, it is the man's money.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53I am disappointed with that. He should have said sorry.
0:51:53 > 0:51:58Having seen all the evidence, the parents decide which three kids
0:51:58 > 0:52:02are going on a shortlist of the week's worst performers.
0:52:02 > 0:52:06Really quite shocked about the way she was behaving in the house.
0:52:06 > 0:52:08Absolutely mental if Jack had done that.
0:52:08 > 0:52:13Everyone's going to expect me to vote for Jade. But I can't.
0:52:13 > 0:52:14And I'm not going to.
0:52:14 > 0:52:17It was the not apologising.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Gosh, this is so difficult.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Once the final decision is made,
0:52:23 > 0:52:26the parents, whose kids are in the firing line, head to the house
0:52:26 > 0:52:27to single out the unlucky loser.
0:52:35 > 0:52:39And it's Ruby Jo, Ryan and Jade the parents felt put in least effort.
0:52:39 > 0:52:42Only one of them will be getting the boot, though.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45The kids that are not ours, could you please leave the room?
0:52:54 > 0:52:56I'm actually really shocked.
0:52:56 > 0:52:59I thought you and me were in the bottom for sure.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04Ryan, you are in the bottom three this week.
0:53:04 > 0:53:08Right at the end, when you couldn't say sorry.
0:53:08 > 0:53:11The rest of them did.
0:53:11 > 0:53:14Think about other people, that was his business.
0:53:14 > 0:53:16You should have been big enough to say sorry.
0:53:18 > 0:53:22The reason you're in the bottom three, Ruby Jo, was the food fight.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25It had oil in. It was being thrown at people's clothing.
0:53:25 > 0:53:29So we were all quite shocked that you actually did that.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32None of the parents thought that it was acceptable.
0:53:32 > 0:53:36We thought it was really irresponsible of you.
0:53:36 > 0:53:40Jade, the reason you're in the bottom three
0:53:40 > 0:53:43is again because of the water fight.
0:53:43 > 0:53:46Everyone thought it was so out of order,
0:53:46 > 0:53:49especially the boys' parents.
0:53:49 > 0:53:51And disrespect for the house.
0:53:51 > 0:53:55Um. That's what came across.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02I've got a feeling it's going to be Ryan.
0:54:02 > 0:54:04I've got a feeling it's going to be Ryan.
0:54:04 > 0:54:08His mum looked really upset. That's why I think maybe Ryan.
0:54:09 > 0:54:14I don't know, I think it could be. I'm not sure who it's going to be.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16I really don't want Ruby to go.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21It's decision time.
0:54:29 > 0:54:32Jade, you're coming home with me today.
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Are you gonna ring me on the telephone?
0:54:47 > 0:54:50Still, every cloud has a silver lining,
0:54:50 > 0:54:53and at least Jade's mum is going to get her daughter back.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55What!
0:54:55 > 0:54:58Don't go out and leave me. You've only just come home.
0:54:58 > 0:55:02Ryan's inability to apologise has caused Mum some heartbreak.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05The last thing everybody did was apologise.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08And I thought you might have been man enough to do the same.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11That disappointed me, that.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13But parents aren't always perfect either.
0:55:13 > 0:55:16Ruby's mum has a confession to make.
0:55:16 > 0:55:19I voted to put you in the bottom three.
0:55:19 > 0:55:23I wouldn't vote for you if it was the other way round.
0:55:23 > 0:55:25It's a lucky escape.
0:55:25 > 0:55:29Ryan and Ruby Jo have been given a reprieve. For now.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31ALL: Ryan! Ruby!
0:55:34 > 0:55:37So, it's cheerio to Jade.
0:55:37 > 0:55:41See you, guys! Love you. See you.
0:55:41 > 0:55:44But, after two weeks away from home, has she learned anything?
0:55:44 > 0:55:47I really want a dog, though. I've seen these little ones, that big.
0:55:47 > 0:55:50I was like this: Aww!
0:55:50 > 0:55:52No, of course she hasn't, which means
0:55:52 > 0:55:56it's back to being young, dumb and living off Mum.
0:55:58 > 0:56:01Next time, how will our group of lazy layabouts cope with
0:56:01 > 0:56:05looking after something other than themselves for once?
0:56:05 > 0:56:08Once again, Ruby and I have got the rubbish job of cleaning shit.
0:56:08 > 0:56:11Will Jack and Tom knuckle down and be professional?
0:56:11 > 0:56:14- Can you just try and keep... - I actually didn't mean to.
0:56:14 > 0:56:18I think you should maybe take it a little bit more seriously.
0:56:18 > 0:56:22And, can Gracie survive another week away from Mum?
0:56:22 > 0:56:25I want to be home with mum cooking dinner, having all the money I want.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28And I've got to sit here listening to them fucking idiots.
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