0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ah, your children. They're cute, say funny things,
0:00:04 > 0:00:05then, before you know it,
0:00:05 > 0:00:08they're all grown up and ready to fly the nest,
0:00:08 > 0:00:09starting a life of their own.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Well, that's how it's supposed to work.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14You're acting like a spoilt brat!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Well, I am a spoiled brat!
0:00:16 > 0:00:20In these recession riddled times, it's harder than ever for young
0:00:20 > 0:00:23people to get a job, so what chance do these reprobates have
0:00:23 > 0:00:25of standing on their own two feet?
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Argh!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Mum!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29This lot are selfish...
0:00:29 > 0:00:32You give me money so I don't have to work. That is my reality.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- ..sponging...- Give me the change.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- ..lazy... - You haven't ironed that yet?
0:00:37 > 0:00:38I've just ironed it!
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- ..and completely useless.- I don't know how to use the washing machine,
0:00:42 > 0:00:46the microwave, the drier. But I can lick my elbow.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Their parents are tired of waiting for them to grow up and move out,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52but they've only got themselves to blame.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Grace has been one of my biggest mistakes in life.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I'm ashamed of myself, really.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59I've reached a point where I can't do it anymore.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02So, they're finally kicking them out
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and forcing them to run their own home.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06This programme contains strong language.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08There's no food in the house.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11So we've got to buy sheets, pillows, everything.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I know this isn't prison,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16but they're doing better off in there than we are here.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21They're going to be made to get jobs like the rest of us.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24When you finished, do you want to do some work?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Let me know when it's convenient, you know what I mean?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I've never seen such a negative group.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- It's just such a negative attitude. - They're all gay here.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35No, don't, because I'm meant to be head chef. Argh!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38It kind of makes you despair for humanity sometimes,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40seeing people like this.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's all under the watchful gaze of their own parents,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45that will judge their progress.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49I just feel they're acting like spoiled brats. Every one of them.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52And each week the most useless gets the boot.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57At stake, the prize of a round the world trip.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Will a month of independent living finally make them grow up?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- We can't live with animals. - This is who we are.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Before I smack you in the face. - I hate her.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I didn't realise how hard it was going to be for me.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Or will they remain Young, dumb and living off Mum?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I've BLEEP had it through, love.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35The young Dumbers have almost been away from home for three weeks.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Three, two, one, go!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Oh, my God!- This is war.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43In that time they've argued...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Such a pair of dickheads. - ..bitched...
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- They're absolutely pathetic. - ..and fought so much...
0:02:49 > 0:02:50If two people do want to do a rota
0:02:50 > 0:02:53and five people do, that ain't teamwork.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56..that the house is divided into two warring cliques.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Tom and Jack, who hilariously thought
0:02:58 > 0:03:00they were more grown up than the others...
0:03:00 > 0:03:04We need to be considerate of each other.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08..verses everyone else, who are sick of having to clean up after them.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I cleaned up piss from all over the toilet seat.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14I sits down when I piss. I always sit down.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17But last week the group had to set aside their differences
0:03:17 > 0:03:20when there were put to work at an animal rescue centre...
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Sleep with her. Good boy.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Where they had to walk the dogs, clean the cages
0:03:27 > 0:03:30and present their pooches to potential adopters.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- What are the other two doing? - Walking the dogs.- Aww!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Aww, yeah, while we're keeping their shit.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38You need to do both sides of it to get the good out of it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40But for Gracie it was all too much.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I don't want to be here. I want to go home.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Each week the parents meet to vote on who will be sent home
0:03:45 > 0:03:47based on their behaviour.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Although Tom and Jack were as lazy as ever...
0:03:49 > 0:03:52It's disgusting. I'm not living like a tramp.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55..it was Gracie's mood swings that caused the most problems.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58You're a pair of BLEEP. You take the piss out of everyone.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Don't vote Grace off because she's unhappy.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03But Gracie's dad's desperate plea
0:04:03 > 0:04:06fell on deaf ears and she got the boot.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'm so excited about going home.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15So, it's the last week before the final
0:04:15 > 0:04:18and there are four left competing for the round the world trip.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21There's 18-year-old booze loving Ruby Jo.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24There's no point having a drink if you're not going to get bladdered.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28It's like saying, I don't smoke, but I'll have one fag.
0:04:28 > 0:04:3119-year-old lay about Tom, who aspires to be a cat.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Lay around, sleep and eat food.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36What's not to love about that?
0:04:36 > 0:04:3818-year-old dimwit Ryan.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Ham comes from cows.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46I don't do nothing round the house because that's my mum's job.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47That's what she likes doing.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50And 19-year-old, carefree, playboy Jack.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52If I was to get a girl pregnant
0:04:52 > 0:04:55it'd be my mum looking after the baby, I guess.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58So far, the group have made mixed progress
0:04:58 > 0:05:01at the work placements set by their parents.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Ruby Jo and Ryan have struggled with their responsibilities.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I'm not working for a horrible man like that.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10While Tom and Jack have treated every job as a joke.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- What year was it built? - I think it was, like, olden days.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16It's utter nonsense.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Can they do any better this week when they're
0:05:18 > 0:05:21put to work as kids' party entertainers?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I hate kids. I like to get drunk at parties.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Will looking after children finally make them all grow up?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Ah, no, don't get me! I don't like bubbles.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Or will they mess it up like everything else?- She's upset.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43There's not one bit of food in the house.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's been 24 hours since their last proper meal
0:05:45 > 0:05:49and any money they had left has been spent on fags and booze.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53I've got a bag of peas and that's it. We're going to starve to death.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01My stomach feels that there's a baby in there kicking.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Every time it rumbles it's like its kicking.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I'd hate to be a pregnant woman.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12Leaving Ruby Jo and Ryan to starve in the kitchen,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15the boys' sneak out the front door.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18They have a devilish secret they want to keep from the others.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20We've hid money.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23You see, what happened was on the cooking task
0:06:23 > 0:06:26a woman tipped me £20, me in particular.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- And I got tipped 10. - Yeah, he got tipped 10.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Tipped them personally? Surely not.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33People are going to pay you on what they think the meal is worth.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37This was a group task and they lost money.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40You didn't get anything. You've lost £150.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41So, then, what we did was,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44we'd spent that money and we put £10 aside.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47And we said, wait until there's no money and then we'll use it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50We put it in an envelope and we hid it and only just
0:06:50 > 0:06:52today have remembered where it was.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Everyone's hungry, but we're going to use it ourselves.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56We're starving so we are going to use it.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- We're going to spend the whole £10 on us two.- Yeah.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02So, with their crafty tenner, the boys set off
0:07:02 > 0:07:04for the local High Street looking forward
0:07:04 > 0:07:07to a fancy meal at their favourite restaurant.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Large portion of chips. - What drink?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Ordering up a burger and chip banquet,
0:07:11 > 0:07:14do the boys feel any sympathy for Ruby Jo and Ryan?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Ryan, the poor boy, his stomach was growling
0:07:17 > 0:07:20like he was about to give birth to an alien or something.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21And she spent her money on fags.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25She can eat her cigarettes. She can eat the box.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26I guess not.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30# I need a dollar, dollar Dollar is what I need... #
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Oblivious to the boys' selfish scheme, Ruby Jo and Ryan
0:07:33 > 0:07:35also set off for the High Street
0:07:35 > 0:07:40with a plan to turn their skills into hard cash to buy food.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42What are you good at, Ryan? You're good at dancing.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I'm not good at dancing. I can dance to save my life.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Well, I can do some gymnastics.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51While Ruby Jo and Ryan explore all their options...
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Cut hair. Fix sinks.- Plumbing?
0:07:53 > 0:07:58Back on the High Street, the boys tuck into their sneaky meal for two.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00These chips are lovely.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03They're even better when you haven't eaten for about two days.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06This burger is too sexy to even feel bad. I might feel bad...
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Actually, no, I'm not going to.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15But their peace is about to be shattered.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24How did you two afford chips?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Um...- How did you get them?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Did you just pay?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- We might have paid.- With what?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33OK, we had a secret stash.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- We had a stash of money. - What the...?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38We saved a pound from every budget.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Why would you do that? - Because we're a team.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42But that's not fair.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Alright, then. - You guys haven't been saving up.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Come on, Ryan.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Dicks.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Is that out of order?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53It's fucking well cheeky.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I don't even know what they're laughing at.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Oh, I can't even stand them both.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04She's extremely pissed off, but I fuckin' love it.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'm sorry. I feel so good. I'm so happy.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Having been teased, taunted and lied to,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Ruby Jo and Ryan are too angry to look for work and are heading home.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Girls verses boys, now, Ryan.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Yeah.- Game on.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20# Who run the world? Girls... #
0:09:20 > 0:09:23While the new girl gang arrive home to plot their revenge...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Thank you.- Thanks.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28..stuffed to the gills, the boys amble back to the house.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Do you think this was an evil thing to do?- No.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34It's always been me and you verses them, anyway.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36# Who run the world? Girls
0:09:36 > 0:09:38# Who run the world? Girls
0:09:38 > 0:09:40# Who run the world?... #
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- I think they're annoyed at us. - We're throwing you out.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- We've got food.- We don't care, we're throwing you out.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50We're not speaking to you cos you're a pair of sly BLEEP.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57We've got to climb the wall now.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Do you want to boost me up, because I'm a bit lighter?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- I'm light.- I'm light, as well.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05They think they're clever.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Ryan, check that door there.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- They've just jumped up the wall. - You can open the gate.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18They've locked us out now. They've locked the door.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Will you let us in? Let us in.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22No, we're not speaking to you.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- You're talking to us now.- What?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Please. - We're not speaking to you two.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Ryan?- Ryan's not speaking to you either.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- They've got the hose ready to hose us down.- It's so pathetic.
0:10:36 > 0:10:4010 minutes later, Ryan and Ruby Jo open the doors,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43but they are not finished with Jack and Tom just yet.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47The whole house has been complaining today that we're really hungry,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50You could have said OK, we've got some money,
0:10:50 > 0:10:53we could get a bag of chips each and you could pay me back tomorrow.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I probably do a lot to be too selfish.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58At the end of the day, there's only four of us here and,
0:10:58 > 0:11:04you know, obviously everything is going to be harder if we're arguing.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06No, I just think we should all just make up.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09There might not be any grub, but there is booze,
0:11:09 > 0:11:11so the gang seal their peace agreements
0:11:11 > 0:11:13in the only way they know how.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I'm actually going to toast that I'm selfish.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I'll toast to I'm argumentative.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- I'll toast to I'm a miserable old BLEEP.- I'll toast to I'm cute.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23OK, I'm selfish.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25One tipple leads to another
0:11:25 > 0:11:28and, before long, the boozed up bunch are playing drinking games.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Dare. Who do I dare?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I dare you to...
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- ..kiss Tom.- OK.- Properly!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51It's got to be in your boxers.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Have you shrivelled up?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58As the dares heat up, Ryan wants to take things up a notch.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I'm up for getting as fucked as I can get.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Who wants to fuck me?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm joking, I'm joking!
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Back home in Doncaster, 18-year-old disco diva Ryan
0:12:08 > 0:12:10is known as a party animal.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I get excited when people scream
0:12:12 > 0:12:15because it means exciting things are happening.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Whilst Ryan's enjoying his non-stop party lifestyle, his mum, Natasha,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21thinks it's time he entered the real world.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27Ryan basically needs to know that life is just not one big party.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Strip poker.- Let's play strip poker!
0:12:31 > 0:12:35But, back in the house, Ryan's party games are just getting started.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I've got minging knickers on!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40She's got her tits and fanny out and I've got my balls hanging.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43This is the most drunk I've ever been.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46What do you do when you've drunk all the booze
0:12:46 > 0:12:48and snogged everyone?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52I reckon all four of us should run around the square naked.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Just what I was thinking.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56It's so fucking cold.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I'm fucking there.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I'm a heavy smoker, it's not fair.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06With such an impressive display of maturity
0:13:06 > 0:13:09on show, the parents are going to have their work cut out
0:13:09 > 0:13:11at the end of the week.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I can see your willy.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19How embarrassing was last night?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Jesus.- Think of it now.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Are you cringing?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Did you?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29After reliving their heroics of last night,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32the hung over hedonists head downstairs.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yay, money!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Every week they receive the equivalent of Jobseeker's Allowance,
0:13:37 > 0:13:40just over £7.38 a day.
0:13:40 > 0:13:442p is proper pointless, isn't it?
0:13:44 > 0:13:45No, pennies make pounds.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50Exactly, Ruby Jo. For a rabble that love fast food, smoke like chimneys
0:13:50 > 0:13:54and drink like fish, every penny counts.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59So, Ryan and Ruby Jo decide to try and boost their income by coming up
0:13:59 > 0:14:01with a master business plan.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03So...
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Come on guys, think.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Oh, I don't know. But it can be easy just to go out
0:14:17 > 0:14:20and get money or else homeless people would do it.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Still hoping to find inspiration, Ruby Jo and Ryan join the boys
0:14:24 > 0:14:26on the weekly trip to the supermarket.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37It's not easy to come up with a business plan on the weekly shop.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Ryan?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43It's in the cleaning products aisle that Ruby Jo has a brainwave...
0:14:43 > 0:14:45They're only 12p.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48And heads straight for the tills.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Our business venture is all of us building a business in a local area.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55So, people can get their houses cleaned
0:14:55 > 0:14:59while they're doing other things that they need to do.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03After unloading the bags, Ruby Jo and Ryan
0:15:03 > 0:15:06are ready to put their money making scheme into action.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09We're going to go knocking on doors asking if they want
0:15:09 > 0:15:13their house cleaning or anything like that, just to try and earn bucks.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16It would be better to have money because we can have more parties.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Is that really a good idea?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22What shall we call it? We need a witty name.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Double R Cleaning.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- That's good!- R & R Cleaning.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Or Double R Cleaning.- Hmm.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Double R Cleaning Limited.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Our cleaning is the shit.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41But surely people will think that means it's shit.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46No, it means THE shit, like in a good way.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48We should make money, but I don't want to clean.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Let's get off our ass and we'll do something.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Ruby Jo and Ryan set off to launch their new venture
0:15:56 > 0:15:59and leave the boys to brainstorm a plan of their own.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Come on, Ry.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08Armed with a mop, a bucket and a dream, R & R Cleaners Ltd is born.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- You can speak.- No, you can speak. - You can speak!- What shall I say?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16I was wondering if you wanted any cleaners? We're really good.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17There's someone there.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Hiya. We're just going round trying to earn some money.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22We just wondered if you have any chores
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- that you want us to do or anything. - No.- No?- I'm fine.- Thank you. Bye.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29This is going to be a long day.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30DOG BARKS
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Oh.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- That would have been funny! - Why is no one answering their door?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Maybe they saw you streaking in the square last night.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Ryan!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Having pounded the streets for an exhausting 30 minutes
0:16:47 > 0:16:51without a single yes, the Clean Team are on the verge of giving up.
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- Hi.- Hiya.- I was wondering if you needed it any cleaners?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Result!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Their first customer lives in a large three bedroom flat
0:17:03 > 0:17:06with two messy kids, so there's a lot of work to do.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- Did you've, like, a price in mind? - Well, that's the thing.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- I don't know how much you want. - Like a donation, kind of thing.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17We'll do the cleaning and then you tell us what you think it's worth.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Shall we start on the windows?- Yeah.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Without a fee agreed up front, Ruby Jo and Ryan
0:17:24 > 0:17:28will have to do a good job if they want to earn any money.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31At least I'm actually doing something.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34I really wonder what Tom and Jack are doing at home.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39We've thought, what are we actually good at, so wanking.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41I've had one wank since I've been in here,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43you've had none, have you? Not really.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Genius! Their money making plan is to make a deposit at the sperm bank.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51So we can go and we'll wank into a little pot
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- and then we'll get paid for it. - Yeah.- Like, a sperm donor.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56And they give you a go with some magazines, as well.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Maybe, if we're crafty, we could even sneak them out.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- We're going to give them a beautiful baby.- Exactly.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- And we get paid for it.- Exactly.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08We need to find a clinic.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10We're going to donate sperm for money.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Where do we go? We seriously need to...
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Shall we go on the High Street and ask people?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- They'll smack us one round this area.- It's fine.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Heading off in search of their fortune, the boys are happy
0:18:20 > 0:18:24that others will benefit from their selfish act of kindness.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Ryan and Ruby are trying to clean houses
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- and we're just going to... - This is a better way of making money
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- because this is for a good cause. - Yeah. It's a good cause.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34When the boys reach the High Street,
0:18:34 > 0:18:38they don't find a sperm bank, but they do find...
0:18:38 > 0:18:40A pharmacy! They must know.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Do you know where there's a local sperm donation point?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Yeah, we want to go to one now, basically.- ASAP.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Got the address.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53While the boys set off,
0:18:53 > 0:18:57a few streets away the clean team have been working for over an hour
0:18:57 > 0:19:00and are now tidying up in the kids' bedroom.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04That's such a good idea, handcuffs that glow in the dark.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05I think they should
0:19:05 > 0:19:09make everything glow-in-the-dark so that you don't ever lose anything.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12If your bedroom was a mess and you couldn't find anything,
0:19:12 > 0:19:13turn the light off, and it'd glow.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Another genius money-making idea.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22They've been working hard, and the flat's spotless.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24God, we are domestic goddesses.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- We've cleaned the bath, the sink and the toilet as well.- Ooh.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34'They did really well. They're ever so nice.'
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I'm pleased with what they've done.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Our dynamic duo may well have impressed
0:19:39 > 0:19:41and be expecting top rates for a job well done,
0:19:41 > 0:19:43but the owner has a problem.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50She hasn't got as much money on her as she thought.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Yeah. That's £8.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54£8 is fine. We're doing it for any amount of money.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- We haven't got a set price, just whatever.- Oh, bless you.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- See you!- Bye.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05How have Ryan and Ruby Jo found their first day running a business?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I can't take money off her, because she's got two kids.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Yeah. It must be hard.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Yeah. God, I've never felt guiltier about taking money in my whole life.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I know! Same here. It scares me,
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- but I think we might be growing consciences.- Yeah, we might.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33We're actually donating my baby.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37And my baby... to someone who can't have a baby.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39And can't have good-looking kids.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42So we're doing them the privilege of giving them ours.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Come on, lads, you're really here for the money, right?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46- What's your name?- Jack.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- It's not that easy.- There's lots of things you need to match
0:20:50 > 0:20:52to become a donor. We check your height, weight,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54your BMI, things like that.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Concentrate, Tom.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58This is important.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00She's about to talk about money.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Did you want to ask about anything related,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04the expenses, stuff like that?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Yeah. Is that OK?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08This is a bit complicated.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Donors aren't paid in the same way they were.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13We want sperm donors to be altruistic
0:21:13 > 0:21:15in the same way blood donors are.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18You're helping families who can't have children naturally.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20If it is something you're interested in,
0:21:20 > 0:21:23we would have to take away your registration forms,
0:21:23 > 0:21:24have a look through,
0:21:24 > 0:21:28and then we would invite you back for the semen sample, OK?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30After all that, the boys leave empty handed.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- Nice to meet you.- Yeah, and you.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37We didn't get to look at any dirty magazines, or money.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39We got to shake someone's hand.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Are we going to go?- Let's go, dude. I'm bored.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47And head for home, older and wiser.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Get-rich-quick schemes are a load of shit.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55But they'll soon get another chance to man up, as they're about
0:21:55 > 0:21:58to find out what their parents plan for their next job.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- Maybe old people. - Or a drug rehabilitation centre.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03That'd be fun.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Having survived this far and completed four tasks,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09the parents will be hoping to see improvements
0:22:09 > 0:22:10in their young treasures.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14At the end of the week, the parents decide
0:22:14 > 0:22:17who's pulled their socks up enough to go to the final.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20You get to a point where you can't keep making excuses.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23And who will be caught with their pants down and will leave.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27It's Jack's mum Marilyn who's setting this week's placement.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31I'd like to Jack to get off his backside and find a job he'll like.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Bringing up her kids as a single mum,
0:22:33 > 0:22:36she's worked up to five jobs at a time to make ends meet.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Look, that's what a JobCentre is. - No!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41She's spent her life running around after Jack,
0:22:41 > 0:22:43and thinks it's about time
0:22:43 > 0:22:47he and the others had a taste of their own medicine.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50He needs a kick up the backside. He really, really do.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Hello?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54'Hi! It's Marilyn.'
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Hi, Marilyn!- 'Hiya!'
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Wicked!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Perfect!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Do we have to dress up as clowns?!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- It will be funny.- You can't swear. I find that really hard.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- I swear all the time.- So do I.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42I hate kids, though!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46All they do is slaver on you. They all have chocolate on their face.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50- Ugh.- I do prefer children to dogs, though.- I prefer dogs.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Up bright and early, the young dumbers are ready to go to work.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Their day will unfold in three stages.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04First, they'll be split into two teams
0:24:04 > 0:24:06and each given their own party to organise.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10But not before they've had a lesson on how to entertain kids.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12You look like you're on Brokeback Mountain!
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Next, both groups will have to decorate the houses,
0:24:16 > 0:24:19get into costume and be ready to kick things off on time.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21This looks ridiculous.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Finally, they have to throw the party itself,
0:24:25 > 0:24:28but it's not just the kids they have to keep happy,
0:24:28 > 0:24:32as the paying parents will expect value for money.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Party! Party! Party!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Teaching the group everything they need to know
0:24:36 > 0:24:40are two of the best professional entertainers in the business.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Jo Jo and Sparkles.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Oh, we don't have to look like that, do we?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Hello! Come on in, guys. Come on in.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Essentially, you'll be representing my company today.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57You'll be doing two parties for my clients,
0:24:57 > 0:25:00so you'll be in a position of having to be
0:25:00 > 0:25:03extremely responsible and professional.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04There'll be two themes.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07The first theme, princess and pirates' party.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10The second theme, pop disco.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15- Split yourselves into two groups. - We'll do princess and pirates.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18And you'll do the pop disco? OK. This is good.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20With that, are you guys ready?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- More than ready.- Let's go.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Welcome to Jo Jo world.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29It's time for a crash course in entertaining kids.
0:25:29 > 0:25:34Pay attention, it's a short period of time and there is a lot to learn.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36First lesson, balloon modelling.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42You're going to roll it, twist and pinch.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43My sword's a bit deformed.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Followed by a class in the ancient art of puppetry.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Take whichever puppet you want,
0:25:48 > 0:25:51and create a performance between the two of you.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Whose birthday is it?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- Next, a mind-reading trick. - Don't move.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04I'm going to track your imagination. What is he thinking?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06I'm not sure what they've been smoking
0:26:06 > 0:26:09or how much of it they have been smoking,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11but they've been smoking it for a very long time.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- Oh, my goodness! The magic is happening!- Them women are on crack.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Something's wrong with them women, but they are so funny.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23The next thing we'll do is,
0:26:23 > 0:26:25we'll have you guys root through the suitcase,
0:26:25 > 0:26:28and see what you can put together and get into character.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- My head's too big.- My head's too big. I've got a fat head.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36You look like you're in Brokeback Mountain.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Why is my head so fat?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40'At Christmas, I was a sexy Santa.'
0:26:40 > 0:26:42So this is kind of like that.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45But not as revealing.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I'm going to put some music on, and I want you guys
0:26:48 > 0:26:53to help me believe that you're filled with the energy to host a party.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56KIDS' PARTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:01 > 0:27:04'Ruby and Ryan have done really well.'
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Ruby especially has taken the bull by the horns.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- She's giving a bit more than I expected.- Put your hands in the air!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Woo! Put your knees in the air! Let me see those knees!
0:27:13 > 0:27:18'At this stage, I don't believe that Jack and Tom'
0:27:18 > 0:27:21have the enthusiasm required to run a children's party.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24You guys, just so you know, you've got a sense right now
0:27:24 > 0:27:26of how much energy is required to run a party.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31This is serious. It's about having fun seriously.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33The masterclass is over,
0:27:33 > 0:27:36but while Ryan and Ruby Jo enjoy themselves...
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Loving it. It's like being a kid again, playing games
0:27:39 > 0:27:40and dressing up, stuff like that.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43I've enjoyed it, dressing up and acting like a child.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47I don't like acting like an adult, clearly, so this is all right.
0:27:47 > 0:27:52..Jack and Tom are dreading what lies ahead.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55I was excited for today but now, not so much if I'm really honest.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57It's really embarrassing.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00The prospect of being surrounded by children is not something
0:28:00 > 0:28:03that particularly fills me with joy.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06There's just one final briefing.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10You'll have to decorate the house, and prepare the tea for the kids
0:28:10 > 0:28:13and set it out on the tables with the decorations.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16These are two of the best clients that we have
0:28:16 > 0:28:19so you have to take the responsibility seriously,
0:28:19 > 0:28:22make sure those kids are happy, also make sure the parents are happy.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25They're paying clients, paying full price for this,
0:28:25 > 0:28:28so you need to make sure that they get their money's worth.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34Both groups split up and head off to entertain.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Tom and Jack are hosting a disco-themed party.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Their dancing queen is little Katie.
0:28:40 > 0:28:45It's my birthday and I'm six years old today
0:28:45 > 0:28:47and I'm having a disco party.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52I'm hoping there's going to be lots of dancing
0:28:52 > 0:28:57and I'm hoping that there's going to be lights and proper music,
0:28:57 > 0:29:00just to make it a proper disco for them.
0:29:00 > 0:29:01It's going to be really hard,
0:29:01 > 0:29:04- but I really want to do well. - So do I.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07If I'm honest I really want us to fucking blow the house down
0:29:07 > 0:29:11- and both make it to the end. - What was that about swearing, lads?
0:29:11 > 0:29:15Meanwhile, also hoping to blow the house down are Ruby Jo and Ryan.
0:29:15 > 0:29:19I reckon we should just keep jumping and keep singing
0:29:19 > 0:29:22and keep dancing and then there ain't a problem.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Their theme is pirates and princesses.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28The birthday girl is four-year-old Eliza.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Thank you!
0:29:30 > 0:29:32And paying for the party is mum, Becca.
0:29:32 > 0:29:38I expect them to set up decorations, get the food organised,
0:29:38 > 0:29:42entertain children, relieve me of that burden.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Hi! You look different!- Hi.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49The party starts soon
0:29:49 > 0:29:52and Jo Jo wants everything ready before the guests arrive.
0:29:52 > 0:29:56You've got less than 30 minutes to decorate, get in costume
0:29:56 > 0:30:00and prepare the food. You've got to move quick. You can do it.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Not even clean.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10With the clock ticking, Ruby Jo and Ryan move as quickly as they can.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12But is it too quick?
0:30:12 > 0:30:14GLASS SMASHES
0:30:14 > 0:30:18- What?!- Oh my goodness!
0:30:18 > 0:30:22- What's happened?- The wind blew it off.- Really?- I didn't even touch it.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25After a bad start, and with time running out,
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Ruby Jo's feeling flustered.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Sorry.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38I ain't got time for this shit.
0:30:38 > 0:30:43I know this is an unusual situation to have to deal with at a party.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47But just stay calm and once it's cleaned up, just carry on.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51- And do the best that you can.- Yeah, I will, but it weren't my fault.
0:30:56 > 0:31:01Fuck! I'm not in the mood to entertain any more.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06While Ruby Jo's going to pieces, a mile away,
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Jack and Tom have their own set of problems.
0:31:08 > 0:31:13- Our costumes are wank.- That is actually something Ruby wears.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17Yeah. Just casually. As she's walking round the house.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21We have to do bloody head chef, dog training,
0:31:21 > 0:31:23I hate dogs and now I've got to do children.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25I don't know how to do that either.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Come on, guys! You're supposed to be disco divas, not party poopers!
0:31:28 > 0:31:31- Happy with your costumes? - They're OK.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33No, but we haven't got much choice.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37- We've got to hurry up now, got to get inside.- OK.- Let's rock and roll.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- This is the birthday girl, Katie. - Hello, Katie.- Hi. Are you all right?
0:31:41 > 0:31:45- And this is Zara, her little sister.- Hello.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48- Are you aware that it's hot food? - Er, no.
0:31:48 > 0:31:53That you've got to do the food? OK. Well, I'll just go and get the food.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56- That's cool.- You might want to think about timings and all that.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59- That's fine.- OK, no problem.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03The boys head off to transform themselves into pop stars.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05- Shall we do it?- Sorry?
0:32:05 > 0:32:09They haven't even released a record, but they're already divas!
0:32:17 > 0:32:21It was in the contract. Luckily, Mum's picked up the slack.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23The guys aren't ready, there's children on the way,
0:32:23 > 0:32:27so I'll just put the food on, so it's one less thing to do.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30I'm hoping they'll come in, get the food, and take it out
0:32:30 > 0:32:32in their character, in costume.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Katie's disco is due to start in five minutes
0:32:50 > 0:32:53and the guests who've already arrived have been asked
0:32:53 > 0:32:55to wait in the front garden.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58- OK, I'll just go down there then. - We're going to have to go for it.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01'I don't think they know what they're doing.'
0:33:01 > 0:33:04They're just kind of walking around, doing whatever.
0:33:04 > 0:33:0620 children are waiting outside,
0:33:06 > 0:33:08and they want to come in and they want to have fun.
0:33:10 > 0:33:14And six-year-old Katie is getting worried.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Over at Eliza's house,
0:33:16 > 0:33:21the little pirates and princesses are turning up, ready to party.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23But their entertainers are nowhere to be seen.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25We've not quite set up.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27The entertainers aren't in costume yet,
0:33:27 > 0:33:30so got a feeling they might be running a bit behind.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32- Ryan?- Yes?
0:33:32 > 0:33:34- How are you doing?- Um...
0:33:36 > 0:33:40Hey! Fabulous! OK, come on down, cos they've all arrived.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46First out, it's the most dastardly pirate on the seven seas.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48My name's Stumpy the Pirate.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Hello, kids! You all alright?
0:33:57 > 0:33:58Hey?
0:33:58 > 0:34:01But it looks like his ship might be sinking.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Is anyone wanting anything to eat yet?
0:34:03 > 0:34:07I just tried talking to them. Like, hi! Is everyone OK?
0:34:07 > 0:34:08They were just like...
0:34:09 > 0:34:13Don't worry, Ryan, Princess Ruby Jo is coming to the rescue.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20Only problem is, she's turned into the wicked witch of South London.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23- Are you all right? - I just can't be arsed.- Why?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Going home.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29You've done half the battle. You've gotten into your costume.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Just want a fag and then I'll be on my way.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39How many pirates are good and how many are bad?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Any good pirates?
0:34:41 > 0:34:44I'm a good pirate. No?
0:34:44 > 0:34:47I'm dreading this cos I hate kids. I like to get drunk at parties.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51It's too much responsibility. I'm not even responsible for myself.
0:34:51 > 0:34:57- Do any of you princesses live in a big castle?- Yeah.- Do you?
0:34:57 > 0:35:02- Do you know where the kids are?- No. - Ryan, where are the kids?
0:35:02 > 0:35:06They're all out in the garden. Just tried to talk to them.
0:35:06 > 0:35:10I can't be arsed, I really can't. I just want to go home.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12In the world of professional entertaining,
0:35:12 > 0:35:17deserting your party is the ultimate sin.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20You cannot walk out on a birthday party.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23I don't know, she's disappeared. Little bit stressful.
0:35:23 > 0:35:27I thought it would be easier with two of us, but... Oh, well.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38At Katie's disco party, the boys have finally let the guests in,
0:35:38 > 0:35:4015 minutes late.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46They haven't actually done any hosting yet,
0:35:46 > 0:35:49and the kids are getting restless.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Birthday girl Katie knows her rights.
0:35:51 > 0:35:55We want party, we want party, we want party!
0:35:55 > 0:35:59- Hello.- Is everybody hungry?- Yes!
0:35:59 > 0:36:03Do you want some balloons whilst you're waiting for your food?
0:36:03 > 0:36:07- Would you like some balloons?- Yes! We want balloons! We want balloons!
0:36:07 > 0:36:13- There we go.- Birthday girl Katie is hoping she'll get the first crown.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16I want a birthday crown now!
0:36:16 > 0:36:21- But the boys are ignoring her. - OK, who wants a purple one?
0:36:21 > 0:36:22There we go.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26- Can I have a birthday crown now? - You want what?
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Pink! A birthday crown! Now!
0:36:31 > 0:36:33There's this word called please!
0:36:33 > 0:36:37- I want a pink one now!- OK.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39I'm having a pink birthday!
0:36:41 > 0:36:45With the kids running riot, Tom and Jack beat a hasty retreat.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48They've got to really start entertaining, doing their job,
0:36:48 > 0:36:52because at the moment, the children are entertaining themselves.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54They're starting to climb on the roofs,
0:36:54 > 0:36:59they're swinging round poles, they're bored and frustrated.
0:36:59 > 0:37:03At the pirate and princesses bash, Ruby Jo is still sulking
0:37:03 > 0:37:08while her partner Ryan has come under siege.
0:37:12 > 0:37:18Birthday girl Eliza is upset because this isn't just a pirate party,
0:37:18 > 0:37:20it need its princess.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27But unfortunately, she's in no mood to do her royal duty.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29- I don't feel like a princess. - Change that.
0:37:29 > 0:37:33I have felt more like a princess in my time just sat in the pub.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37I sympathise. I know what it's like to be under pressure,
0:37:37 > 0:37:40but I also know what it's like to be a child
0:37:40 > 0:37:42and perhaps not have my princess at my party.
0:37:42 > 0:37:47This is where you can change it around. This is your opportunity.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48You've got my support,
0:37:48 > 0:37:52you've got a child in there looking forward to seeing the princess.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Just change the attitude, come back in.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57And show the kids what you showed me this morning,
0:37:57 > 0:37:59cos you've got it in you.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02With Jo Jo's words ringing in her ears,
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Ruby Jo returns to the party.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08But with the kids losing interest, is it too little, too late?
0:38:08 > 0:38:10What Princess are you?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Um...
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Are you just a special princess?
0:38:16 > 0:38:17Do you know which one I am?
0:38:17 > 0:38:20- Belle.- Aren't you all clever!
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Making balloons for kids isn't that bad.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Maybe they're all right. But I'm still not having any.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Look in the sky.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Where do you think they're going?
0:38:31 > 0:38:32- Home!- Home? Where do they live?
0:38:32 > 0:38:34In space.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36So who wants to help me?
0:38:36 > 0:38:38As Ruby Jo's confidence grows,
0:38:38 > 0:38:40could it be she's even enjoying herself?
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Can anyone say a magic word?
0:38:43 > 0:38:45- ALL:- Abracadabra!
0:38:45 > 0:38:49OK, now see what's in the bag.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50SHE GASPS
0:38:50 > 0:38:54- Shout out, you get the magic wand. - ALL:- Me!
0:38:56 > 0:39:00Using everything they learned that morning, Ruby Jo and Ryan
0:39:00 > 0:39:04finally deliver the party Eliza and Jo Jo have been hoping for.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Do you want glitter?
0:39:06 > 0:39:09This is what it's about. They're getting the children laughing,
0:39:09 > 0:39:12participating and they're allowing
0:39:12 > 0:39:15the belief that there's magic in the party to happen.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18THEY GASP
0:39:18 > 0:39:20# Happy birthday to you... #
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Come on, birthday girl!
0:39:22 > 0:39:25# Happy birthday to you
0:39:25 > 0:39:29# Happy birthday dear Eliza
0:39:29 > 0:39:33# Happy birthday to you. #
0:39:33 > 0:39:38But at Tom and Jack's party, there seems to be something missing.
0:39:38 > 0:39:39Where's the disco?
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Where's the disco?
0:39:41 > 0:39:42Where's the disco?
0:39:42 > 0:39:47The party is nearly over but there hasn't been a single dance
0:39:47 > 0:39:50and one of the guests is distraught.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Why are you upset, darling?
0:39:52 > 0:39:54SHE SOBS
0:39:54 > 0:39:55It was meant to be a disco?
0:39:55 > 0:39:58And you didn't feel like it was a disco?
0:39:59 > 0:40:03Sparkles is determined the boys give the kids something
0:40:03 > 0:40:06to remember before this party is over.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Put that down, get the music on and dance.
0:40:09 > 0:40:10Come on then, let's see it.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14THEY LAUGH
0:40:19 > 0:40:25- THEY CHANT:- Higher!
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Finally, it all comes to an end.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33It's time for the boys to face the music.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36It was a bit chaotic to say the least.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39- It was meant to be a disco party. - Yeah.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42And there wasn't a disco so that was a big failure.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45At no point did I see your character.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48You didn't take the encouragement from the children
0:40:48 > 0:40:52and you could have really, really made this a fantastic party
0:40:52 > 0:40:54and I think you missed out on an opportunity.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57Having been read the riot act,
0:40:57 > 0:41:00how do Tom and Jack feel about their performance?
0:41:00 > 0:41:02I don't think we did horribly bad.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Yeah, I'm not really that interested in children
0:41:05 > 0:41:09so it's definitely difficult for me to connect with them.
0:41:09 > 0:41:13I would say, you know, I stayed and I did it.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21- Well done, Tom.- To be honest with you, I don't care what I heard back.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23We actually tried this time.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25We tried. We gave it our best shot.
0:41:25 > 0:41:30But, for Sparkles, their best shot was just not good enough.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32As a company, we would not accept that
0:41:32 > 0:41:35and I would not expect to take any money from you
0:41:35 > 0:41:37because they haven't earned it,
0:41:37 > 0:41:39so, therefore, they're fired.
0:41:42 > 0:41:43- Bye, everyone.- Bye.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45The pirates and princesses party is over.
0:41:45 > 0:41:50Have Ruby Jo and Ryan done enough to impress paying mum, Becca?
0:41:50 > 0:41:54At the beginning, I felt that you kind of...
0:41:54 > 0:41:55You were slow to start.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Yeah, I wasn't looking forward to it that much, to be honest,
0:41:58 > 0:42:00cos I don't really like kids.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03But then when you did get involved with the kids,
0:42:03 > 0:42:05you were amazing so I couldn't see...
0:42:05 > 0:42:08I'm just not used to kids, you know. I was a bit nervous about it.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Well, thanks for having us anyway.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13No, thank you. Thank you for coming and well done.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16I hope she had a good birthday party, in the end.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19She certainly did, yeah. You can see by the big smile on her face.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21She had a great time so thank you.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Mum might be pleased but as representatives of Jo Jo's company,
0:42:25 > 0:42:29have they managed to earn her seal of approval?
0:42:29 > 0:42:30If I had to rate the whole thing,
0:42:30 > 0:42:34I would definitely have to acknowledge the beginning.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37But if I were to split the party into two halves,
0:42:37 > 0:42:38the second half was brilliant
0:42:38 > 0:42:41and you guys would have work with me, definitely.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47The party was a success and Ruby Jo has learned a valuable lesson.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Cos I made myself look bad at the beginning,
0:42:50 > 0:42:53I was so worried about actually going in for real
0:42:53 > 0:42:57cos I thought everyone would judge me cos I walked out and stuff
0:42:57 > 0:43:02but once I got into it I just forgot about the fact I'd walked out.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05That was the worst bit, actually going back
0:43:05 > 0:43:08from when you've walked away from something.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11And what has Captain Stumpy learnt about himself?
0:43:11 > 0:43:14I'm still a kid but I'm a grown-up kid
0:43:14 > 0:43:18so I'm not a kid any more, actually. No, I'm an adult.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26It's the evening before the elimination
0:43:26 > 0:43:30when the parents will decide who goes through to the final.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32What the fuck can I do with my hair?
0:43:32 > 0:43:35But our gang are more worried about going out for a drink
0:43:35 > 0:43:37and of course looking their best.
0:43:37 > 0:43:42- I look in the mirror about two, three times a day.- Bullshit.
0:43:42 > 0:43:46As a friend, that is a load of crap.
0:43:46 > 0:43:50But tonight, Jack and Tom have bigger problems than their looks.
0:43:50 > 0:43:54Me and Tom tried to do the sperm donating thing to earn money
0:43:54 > 0:43:57but that didn't work out so we have no money.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00But we're adamant to still get drunk.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04Ryan and Ruby Jo have been sensible with their money this week
0:44:04 > 0:44:07and they're taking pity on Jack and Tom.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10They're wankers. The wankers have not got a penny.
0:44:10 > 0:44:14We've got £15 each and me and him are buying them both a drink each.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21What are you having?
0:44:21 > 0:44:24- Final four.- To the final four.
0:44:24 > 0:44:29You'd expect the boys to be grateful for a free drink.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31It's really strange for someone like Ruby to buy me a drink.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33- It felt abnormal.- It felt a bit low
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- to have them both buying us drinks. - It was horrible.
0:44:36 > 0:44:41Their lack of appreciation isn't going unnoticed by Ruby Jo
0:44:41 > 0:44:45who's still not forgiven them for hiding money earlier in the week.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48You know like how the other day when you two kept your money
0:44:48 > 0:44:51a secret from us and left me and Ryan starving?
0:44:51 > 0:44:55It just came to mind that, you know, I didn't think about it before
0:44:55 > 0:44:57but I just thought how we didn't think twice
0:44:57 > 0:44:59about sharing our money with you.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06- You are properly... you are piss takers.- We're not!
0:45:06 > 0:45:08You take the piss out of everything.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Earlier I felt like it was a nice thing to buy them a drink
0:45:11 > 0:45:13because obviously they haven't got any money.
0:45:13 > 0:45:18Yeah, I feel totally different about the situation now.
0:45:22 > 0:45:26With Ryan's help, Ruby Jo decides to drown her sorrows.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29But the drink just makes her mood worse.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31They rely on us for everything.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34How to cook, how to clean, how to do everything.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36They've got no mind of their own.
0:45:36 > 0:45:39I came into this house knowing that I need to change
0:45:39 > 0:45:42and they've come in and not done fuck all.
0:45:42 > 0:45:43It really annoys me.
0:45:43 > 0:45:48Drunk and angry, Ruby Jo storms home on her own.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50And when the others return,
0:45:50 > 0:45:52she's ready to give them a piece of her mind.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56You can come in, I don't know about...
0:45:56 > 0:45:59Is that how it is now? Getting violent, are we?
0:45:59 > 0:46:03Fucking pair of wankers.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05I'm saying I don't want to live with you any more.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08I don't want to live with fucking you!
0:46:08 > 0:46:10Fucking waste of spaces.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12You tell me what you've done.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14Fuck all since you've been in here.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Fucking idiot.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20I wish we weren't in this house
0:46:20 > 0:46:24cos things would be seriously different right now.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Oh my God.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31That is fucking entertainment for you.
0:46:33 > 0:46:38I'm not letting a pair of fucking wankers ruin my fucking life.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41You two have done fuck all since you've been here.
0:46:41 > 0:46:45You have not changed since the day I first met you both.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47You're a lazy fucking boring shit.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50And you're fucking vain as fucking hell.
0:46:50 > 0:46:51So there we fucking go.
0:46:51 > 0:46:56Good fucking night. I fucking had it through with...
0:46:58 > 0:47:02Ruby Jo might be angry, but this time, has she gone too far?
0:47:02 > 0:47:07I put my hands up, I haven't done much around the house. It's just...
0:47:07 > 0:47:09You know, it's completely out of order.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12- I know it is. - It's unnecessary as well.
0:47:12 > 0:47:16Even her loyal friend Ryan can't believe what she's done.
0:47:16 > 0:47:19I don't know why she behaved like that.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22Obviously she's still my friend so I don't want to slag her off
0:47:22 > 0:47:25but she shouldn't have gone off how she has tonight.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30Part of me just wants to go. I just don't want to live with her.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Wait till tomorrow for the elimination.
0:47:32 > 0:47:36- Stick it out.- If anyone's got common sense, they'll get rid of her.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39I'll be honest with you now, if there's any...
0:47:39 > 0:47:42- ..justice in the world... - In the universe.- ..she'll be going.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53Unaware of the ugly scenes from last night,
0:47:53 > 0:47:57the parents gather to see who gets the boot and who goes to the final.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02To make their decision, they'll be watching footage
0:48:02 > 0:48:05of their little darlings living and working together.
0:48:09 > 0:48:10With no food in the house,
0:48:10 > 0:48:16Tom and Jack's mums see their boys holding out on Ryan and Ruby Jo.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19She's extremely pissed off but I fucking love it, I'm sorry.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23She spent her our money on fags. She can eat her cigarettes,
0:48:23 > 0:48:24she can eat the box.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27There was part of me that was thinking,
0:48:27 > 0:48:28what they've done was not right,
0:48:28 > 0:48:32but there was also part of me that was thinking,
0:48:32 > 0:48:34I know that Tom doesn't smoke.
0:48:34 > 0:48:38So, I can see that Ruby was standing there with cigarettes
0:48:38 > 0:48:40while she was being cross with them.
0:48:40 > 0:48:42In fairness, they were all a team,
0:48:42 > 0:48:44they should've been shared amongst them all.
0:48:44 > 0:48:48That's what they do in restaurants, isn't it? The bar staff.
0:48:48 > 0:48:52You know, I think, really, it should've been for them all.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56The parents are impressed by Ruby Jo and Ryan's cleaning business.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58£8 is fine.
0:48:58 > 0:49:02We're like doing it for any money. We haven't got a set price.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04I like that with Ryan, with the price, with that lady,
0:49:04 > 0:49:06that was good.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09They were out to earn whatever money they could earn.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11£8, that was great.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16But Tom and Jack's mums are embarrassed
0:49:16 > 0:49:18by their sons' money-making scheme.
0:49:18 > 0:49:22We can go and we'll wank into a little pot and get paid for it.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24- We're going to give a beautiful baby.- Exactly.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27And we get paid for it.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29I can't believe that with Jack.
0:49:29 > 0:49:33I can't believe that with Jack, why he'd come out with that.
0:49:33 > 0:49:34Easy option, isn't it?
0:49:34 > 0:49:39Could you imagine a world full of those two? Cloned.
0:49:40 > 0:49:45Next, the parents see them at work as children's entertainers
0:49:45 > 0:49:48and for Ruby Jo's mum, Jo, it's a hard watch.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50I can't be arsed, I really can't.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52Ryan's mum's impressed to see her son
0:49:52 > 0:49:54trying to keep the party going on his own.
0:49:54 > 0:49:59- My name's Stumpy, the pirate.- Stumpy!
0:49:59 > 0:50:02But Ruby Jo did return to work and put on a great birthday party.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04What Princess are you?
0:50:06 > 0:50:08You just a special princess?
0:50:08 > 0:50:10Do you know which one I am?
0:50:10 > 0:50:12- Belle.- You're clever.
0:50:12 > 0:50:17That first bit was like the Ruby that we've seen before.
0:50:17 > 0:50:22If she can't do something, she'll just storm out.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25I thought, is she going to ruin it for herself?
0:50:25 > 0:50:28Then halfway through, she pulled it off.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30Well done for Ruby.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32I'm proud of her for pulling herself together.
0:50:32 > 0:50:36She does say she doesn't like kids when I think she does really.
0:50:36 > 0:50:37Ryan was brilliant.
0:50:37 > 0:50:39He surprised me actually.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44Last week, the boys were advised not to work together
0:50:44 > 0:50:46by their parents, but at the children's party,
0:50:46 > 0:50:50they chose to ignore this and their mums are not happy.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54I don't think we did horribly bad.
0:50:54 > 0:50:57I'm not really that interested in children,
0:50:57 > 0:51:01so it was definitely difficult for me to connect with them.
0:51:01 > 0:51:02I'm a bit disappointed.
0:51:02 > 0:51:05I thought they'd be a bit more enthusiastic.
0:51:05 > 0:51:09They didn't seem to think about that, they just let them run riot.
0:51:09 > 0:51:13I actually thought that they might just pull this one off.
0:51:13 > 0:51:15It is a shame that we didn't see them apart.
0:51:17 > 0:51:21Finally, it's last night's drinking session,
0:51:21 > 0:51:23followed by Ruby Jo's angry outburst.
0:51:23 > 0:51:25You tell me what you want fucking done.
0:51:25 > 0:51:29Something the parents don't enjoy watching.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32- Oh my God!- You've done fuck all since you've been here.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35I'm actually glad Tom walked away from Ruby
0:51:35 > 0:51:38because I think she was really trying to provoke him.
0:51:38 > 0:51:40I'm pretty proud Jack and Tom didn't react to that.
0:51:40 > 0:51:45Jack's normally snappy and opposite from what he's been in there.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48I think it was her anger coming out
0:51:48 > 0:51:53but I think from the sounds of it, maybe she has been wound up.
0:51:55 > 0:51:59They've seen the footage, now they must choose the two kids they think
0:51:59 > 0:52:02have performed the worst this week.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04Only one of them will be leaving the house.
0:52:04 > 0:52:08I think Jack and Tom haven't done very much in the house.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11They need to be parted
0:52:11 > 0:52:14otherwise they're not going to be themselves, are they.
0:52:14 > 0:52:17The words that I keep using a lot, is lack of enthusiasm.
0:52:17 > 0:52:19Just not showing enough.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21That bit in the last clip, when I thought
0:52:21 > 0:52:24we're going back to square one when she went off in a huff,
0:52:24 > 0:52:27I think you get to a point where you can't keep making excuses.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31At the house, the gang are waiting to find out
0:52:31 > 0:52:34who'll be going through to the final week.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37After last night, the atmosphere is frosty.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43They've no idea which parents will walk through the door
0:52:43 > 0:52:46and give them the verdict.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58This week, the parents have decided that Tom and Jack
0:52:58 > 0:53:03were the least deserving, but only one of them will get the boot.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05So, you guys can go upstairs.
0:53:11 > 0:53:14This is going to be awkward whoever comes up the stairs.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18End of the day, we need to be civil,
0:53:18 > 0:53:21we've got to live with each other for another four days.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Jack, you're in the bottom two this week
0:53:23 > 0:53:28because that job you've done with the children's parties,
0:53:28 > 0:53:31it didn't seem like you really wanted to be there.
0:53:31 > 0:53:36But on the other side, what we seen, you've kept your cool
0:53:36 > 0:53:39and your anger and I'm really proud about that.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42Tom, the reason you were in the bottom two
0:53:42 > 0:53:45was because that kids party, it really wasn't great.
0:53:45 > 0:53:48You weren't interacting, but in fairness to you,
0:53:48 > 0:53:50you did say at the end,
0:53:50 > 0:53:53"I don't really like this. Normally I'd have just walked away."
0:53:53 > 0:53:56- You didn't.- I'd have gone if it weren't for Jack.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00Well, that's good. I think that's the thing with both of you.
0:54:00 > 0:54:02You kept each other going.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05Like you say, whichever one of you goes through,
0:54:05 > 0:54:07one of you could win this.
0:54:07 > 0:54:08You honestly could.
0:54:10 > 0:54:14But which one is going to miss out on a chance of being in the final?
0:54:18 > 0:54:21- Jack, you're going.- Cool.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Do it for me.
0:54:24 > 0:54:26I'll try.
0:54:26 > 0:54:29You'll do well.
0:54:29 > 0:54:30It was really, really hard
0:54:30 > 0:54:34because it's almost like we feel you're both our boys.
0:54:44 > 0:54:48- This is mine and Tom's bedroom. - Oh my God!
0:54:48 > 0:54:51This is how we've actually been sleeping.
0:54:51 > 0:54:54- It's awesome, isn't it? - How could you sleep like that?
0:54:54 > 0:54:56Your bed wouldn't normally be like that, Jack.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59- Normally you'd make it for me. - You'll be doing it yourself now.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01Give it everything you've got
0:55:01 > 0:55:04and don't start freaking out and going, "Oh, I can't do it."
0:55:04 > 0:55:08- I'm not freaking out. - No, just focus, you can do it.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11- Bye-bye, love you.- You too.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13Really love you. I'm really proud of you.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17- Good luck.- See you man.
0:55:17 > 0:55:21It's the end of their love story.
0:55:21 > 0:55:28They met, they became best friends and they fell in love.
0:55:28 > 0:55:29Bye Tom.
0:55:29 > 0:55:32See you again, best of luck. You've got to win.
0:55:32 > 0:55:36But, like all good things, their love must come to an end.
0:55:36 > 0:55:39MUSIC: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston
0:55:41 > 0:55:43You're the hero.
0:55:45 > 0:55:49As Tom lives to fight another day,
0:55:49 > 0:55:52Jack leaves the house, still young, dumb, and living off Mum.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59Next week, from the selfish to the selfless.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02The final three are faced with their biggest challenge...
0:56:02 > 0:56:04I'll be honest, I'm close to giving up.
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Feel like shit today. It's mission impossible.
0:56:06 > 0:56:10To project manage a dream makeover for people who really deserve it.
0:56:10 > 0:56:14When I got ill, we had to stop doing everything we wanted to do.
0:56:14 > 0:56:18But, with time and money running out, can they deliver?
0:56:18 > 0:56:19These walls been painted?
0:56:19 > 0:56:21Erm... Erm... Erm...
0:56:21 > 0:56:25- Tom, you need to make a decision. - My mind's everywhere.
0:56:25 > 0:56:27- I'm losing the plot. - Are you allowed to bend carpets?
0:56:27 > 0:56:30And who'll impress the parents enough to win
0:56:30 > 0:56:32the ultimate round the world trip?
0:56:32 > 0:56:35The winner is...
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