0:01:05 > 0:01:08DOG PANTS
0:01:41 > 0:01:43DOG GROWLS
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Shush!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15SHE WHIMPERS
0:02:20 > 0:02:23(I'm stuck!)
0:02:23 > 0:02:25SHE TUTS
0:02:26 > 0:02:28SHE MOANS
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- DOGS BARK - Get back.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34DOGS BARK FRANTICALLY
0:02:49 > 0:02:51THEY SNARL
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Mr Tweedy?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22What is that chicken doing outside the fence?
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Ooh! I don't know, luv, I...
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Just deal with it. Now!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I'll teach you to make a fool out of me.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ugh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Let that be a lesson to you!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50No chicken escapes from Tweedy's Farm!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16CHICKEN SNORES
0:04:54 > 0:04:55THEY ALL GASP
0:05:04 > 0:05:06CONFUSED, MUFFLED SHOUTS
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Stop!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22SHE GASPS
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Come on!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- SHE TUTS - Oh!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31SHE YELLS
0:05:53 > 0:05:55DING DING
0:06:11 > 0:06:13DOG SNARLS
0:06:16 > 0:06:17CHICKEN SCREAMS
0:06:19 > 0:06:21BOTH: Huh?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35THEY ALL SCREAM
0:06:51 > 0:06:54BANGING
0:06:59 > 0:07:03GINGER GRUNTS
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Morning, Ginger. Back from holiday?
0:07:03 > 0:07:08I wasn't on holiday, Babs. I was in solitary confinement.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- It's nice to get time to yourself. - BELL RINGS
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- HE CLEARS THROAT - Roll call! Come along. You'll be late for parade.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Pip pip. Quick march. Left right, left right!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Come on, smarten up!- Ow!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Discipline! In my RAF days,
0:07:29 > 0:07:32when the senior officer called for a scramble,
0:07:32 > 0:07:35you'd hop in the old crate and chocks away!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Give over, you fool! They just want to count us.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43How dare you talk back to a senior officer? In my RAF days...
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Fowler, they're coming. In line.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Right!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52There'll be a reprimand for you. You're grounded.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Atten...tion!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- SCOTTISH ACCENT: - (Welcome back. Is there a new plan?)
0:08:14 > 0:08:17THEY ALL GULP
0:08:19 > 0:08:23I thought we tried going under.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Ah, over. Right.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39How's the egg count?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I laid five today.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Well chuffed, I was.- Shush!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52< Oh, no.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- THEY ALL GASP - < Edwina...
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Why didn't you give her some? - I would have.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02She didn't tell me. She didn't tell anyone.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04SHE SQUAWKS
0:09:08 > 0:09:10GATE CLOSES
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Ooh! Is Edwina off on holiday?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45THUD
0:09:55 > 0:09:59DISTANT BIRD CALLS
0:09:57 > 0:09:59SHE SIGHS
0:10:10 > 0:10:13We've got to get out of here.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Ginger? Are we still on?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Oh, yes. Spread the word, Mac.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Meeting tonight in hut 17.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35SHE KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- You called? Nick and...- Fetcher.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53..at your service.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57DISTANT BARKING
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Here.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- We need some more things. - Right, miss.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- How about this hand-crafted tea set? - Or this necklace and pendant?
0:11:10 > 0:11:15Or this, all the rage in the chicken coops of Paris?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Simply pop it on, and as the French hens say, voila!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23That is French.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Two hats in one, miss. For parties.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26For weddings. Oh, Madame!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- You look like a vision, a dream. - A duck.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34No, thank you. We're making this. We need these things.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Can you get them?- Oh...
0:11:36 > 0:11:41This is a big job, miss. Bigger than the others. This is gonna cost.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Same as always. One bag of seed.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- You call this pay? - It's chicken feed.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- What else could we give you?- Eggs.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Our eggs are too valuable. - And so are we.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59After you, Fetcher.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- After I what?- Move!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08RADIO PLAYS
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Hmm!
0:12:13 > 0:12:1522 and nine.
0:12:15 > 0:12:1814 shillings and thruppence.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Seven and sixpence times three.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Two and nine.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Fourpence ha'penny.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Oh! Stupid, worthless creatures!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35I'm sick and tired of making minuscule profits.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Hmm...
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Hmm!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, yes.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02Those chickens are up to summat.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Quiet. I'm onto something.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- They're organised, I know it. - I said quiet.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08That ginger one, she's their leader.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Mr Tweedy!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I may have found a way to make money, and what are you on about?
0:13:15 > 0:13:20- Silly notions of escaping chickens. - B-B-But...!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23It's all in your head, Mr Tweedy. Say it.
0:13:23 > 0:13:28It's all in me head.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28You keep telling yourself that,
0:13:28 > 0:13:32because I don't want to hear another word about it. Clear?
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Yes, luv... But you know that ginger one...?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38They're chickens!
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Apart from you, they're the most stupid creatures alive.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48They don't plot, they don't scheme, and they are not organised!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Order! Order!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Quiet, everyone!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Settle down.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I'd like to call to order... Oh, please!
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Quiet there! Let's have some discipline, what, what?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Thank you.- In my RAF days,
0:14:05 > 0:14:08we had no time for chitchat.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Yes, thank you, Fowler.- I...
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Right. - HE CLEARS THROAT
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Carry on.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27Now, I know our last escape attempt was a bit of a fiasco.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30But Mac and I have got a new plan.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Right. We tried going under the wire and that didnae work.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38So the plan is, we go over it.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- CHICKENS MURMUR - This is us, right?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43We get in like this...
0:14:43 > 0:14:46wind her up, and let her go!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51THEY ALL SCREAM
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Good grief! The turnip's bought it.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- The farmer's coming! - DUCK CALL
0:15:00 > 0:15:02THEY ALL SCREAM
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Operation Cover-Up!
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Ouch!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Huh?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29CLUCKING
0:15:31 > 0:15:35< Mr Tweedy!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Ooh! Ouch!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Where are you?
0:15:37 > 0:15:41It's all in your head. It's all in your head.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Think, everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?
0:15:49 > 0:15:54- What about not trying to escape? - Hmm. That might work.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56What about Edwina?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00How many more empty nests will it take?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Perhaps if she'd spent more time laying,
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- and less time escaping... - So, laying eggs,
0:16:06 > 0:16:12- and getting roasted is fine for you? - It's a living.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17The problem is the fences aren't just outside, they're in your heads.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21There's...a better place out there,
0:16:21 > 0:16:23somewhere beyond that hill.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27It has wide-open spaces and lots of trees.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29And grass.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Can you imagine that?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Cool, green grass.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Who feeds us?- We feed ourselves.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Where's the farm?- There isn't one.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Where does the farmer live? - There is no farmer.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Is he on holiday? - He isn't anywhere. Don't you get it?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50There's no egg count, farmers, dogs,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53and keys, and no fences!
0:16:54 > 0:17:00In all my life, I've never heard such a fantastic...load of tripe!
0:17:02 > 0:17:07Face it, ducks. The chances of us getting out are a million to one.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Then there's still a chance.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21CHICKEN YELPS
0:17:29 > 0:17:32SHE SOBS
0:17:32 > 0:17:37What am I doing? Who are you trying to fool? You can't lead these...
0:17:40 > 0:17:42SHE GROANS
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Heaven help us.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48DISTANT RUMBLE
0:17:48 > 0:17:50DISTANT YELL
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Freedo-o-o-om!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02GINGER LAUGHS
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Aaargh...!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12HE SPLUTTERS
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Whoa!
0:18:14 > 0:18:18Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, you've been a wonderful audience.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Ouch!- By 'eck!
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- SHE GASPS - That's it! - DOGS BARK
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Get him inside, quickly!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41DOGS SNARL
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- This is our way out of here. - We'll make posters?
0:18:49 > 0:18:55What's on the poster, Babs? What's on the poster? We'll fly out.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58He must be important to be on a poster. What does he do?
0:18:58 > 0:19:04He's a professional flying rooster. He goes about giving demonstrations.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Do you suppose?- Absolutely.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Not in there. Get out! Got to get...
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Uh! Eesh! Argh!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Who are you? Where am I? What's going on? Ouch!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- What happened to my wing?- You fell.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Spraining a tendon.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I gave her a wee bit of a tweak jimmy and wrapped her up.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Was that English? - She fixed your wing.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- I made the bandage. - I carried you in.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Whoa, whoa!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Whoa.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Let's start from the top. Where am I?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44How rude of us. We're just exci...
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- This is a chicken farm. - And we're the chickens.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51I'm with you so far.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55I don't like him. His eyes are too close together.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Fowler!- And he's a Yank!
0:19:57 > 0:20:02- Cockfighting's illegal in my country. - Where is that exactly?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05The land of the free and home of the brave.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Scotland!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08No! America.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- ALL:- Oooh, America!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Poppycock! Pushy Americans.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Always showing up late for every war. Overpaid, oversexed,
0:20:17 > 0:20:20and over here!
0:20:20 > 0:20:24What's eating Grandpa?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Don't mind him, Mr..?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Rocky. Rocky the Rhode Island Red. Rhodes for short.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Rocky Rhodes?- Catchy, ain't it?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Erm, Mr Rhodes, is this you?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Er, who wants to know?
0:20:38 > 0:20:42A group of desperate chickens. If it is you,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45you might be the answer to our prayers.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47THEY GIGGLE
0:20:47 > 0:20:52Then call me a miracle, doll face, because that's me.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53- ALL:- Ooh!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55What brings you to England?
0:20:55 > 0:20:59All the beautiful English chicks, of course.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Give over!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06I'm a traveller by nature. I did that barnyard thing for a while,
0:21:06 > 0:21:10but I couldn't get into it. Hi, how are you?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Nope. The open road is more my style.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Give me a backpack and point me where the wind blows.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19GASPS OF ADMIRATION
0:21:19 > 0:21:24Know what they call me back home? The Lone Free Ranger.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- HENS:- Ooh! - Isn't that great?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- I knew it was possible.- It is.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33We'll fly over that fence,
0:21:33 > 0:21:36and Mr Rhodes will show us how. Right?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40That's... Ooh, what?! Did you say fly?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- You can teach us.- No, I can't.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Listen. Shh. You hear that? SILENCE
0:21:46 > 0:21:51That's the open road calling my name. I have to answer that. Bye.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54He must have very good hearing.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Where's the exit? This way.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Mr Rhodes, perhaps I didn't explain our situation properly.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05We lay eggs, day in, day out,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08and when we can't lay any more, they kill us.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11It's a cruel world. Get used to it.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Which part of "kill us" do you not understand?
0:22:15 > 0:22:21I got my own problems. This birdcage can't be hard to bust out of. Watch.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26It's not so hard to get one chicken out, or even two.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28But this is about all of us.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- All of you? - I've been trying to tell you.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37Let me get this straight. You want to get everyone out at the same time?
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Of course.- You're certifiable!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43You can't pull off a stunt like that.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Where there's a will, there's a way. - Right.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48And I WILL be leaving that WAY.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Mr Rhodes! - # I'm the type of guy
0:22:51 > 0:22:54# That likes to roam around... # MOTOR HORN SOUNDS
0:22:56 > 0:22:58HE GASPS
0:23:12 > 0:23:15So that's it! You're from the circus.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- Shh!- You're on the run, aren't you?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Wanna keep it down? I'm trying to lay low.
0:23:22 > 0:23:27- DOORBELL RINGS - I should turn you in right now.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- You wouldn't. Would you? - Give me one reason not to.
0:23:30 > 0:23:35Because I'm...cute?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35SHE CLUCKS
0:23:36 > 0:23:39You crazy chick.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Know what'll happen if he finds me? - It's a cruel world.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46I just decided I don't like you.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46I don't care.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Show us how to fly. Teach us. - I can't. No!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51SHE CLUCKS LOUDLY
0:23:52 > 0:23:54He's valuable, you say?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Sure.- Get the torch.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00I'm not going back to that life.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I'm a Lone Free Ranger, emphasis on "free".
0:24:02 > 0:24:05That's what we want. Freedom.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08HE GASPS
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Fancy that. They're coming.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Oh, no! They're onto me!
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Teach us to fly and we'll hide you.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18And if I don't? SHE CLUCKS LOUDLY
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Was your father a vulture?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Do we have a deal?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31GATE OPENS
0:24:30 > 0:24:31HE GASPS
0:24:41 > 0:24:46Time to make good on that deal, doll.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46The name is Ginger.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Comfortable?- Not really.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Maybe this'll help.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Ow! Nice hideout(!) I had more room in my egg.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Tomorrow, you hold up your end of the deal.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- What deal?- Flying!
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Right. Don't worry. I'll teach you everything I know.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Now, which bunk is mine?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- ALL:- Me! Here!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Absolutely outrageous!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Asking a senior officer to share his quarters,
0:25:33 > 0:25:38and with a non-commissioned Yank! Why, back in my day, I'd never...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41You weren't my first choice, either.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Scoot over. Your wing's on my side.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Your side? The whole bunk is my side of the bunk!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53What's that smell? Is that your breath?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Absolutely outrageous!
0:26:00 > 0:26:04HENS CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:26:01 > 0:26:04So, you want to fly?
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Well, it ain't gonna be easy. And it ain't gonna happen overnight.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Flying takes three things. Hard work,
0:26:11 > 0:26:15perseverance, and...hard work.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17You said "hard work" twice!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Because it takes twice as much work as perseverance.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23- Codswallop! - HENS LAUGH
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Cocky Yanks think they know it all.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32Now the most important thing is, we have to work as a team,
0:26:32 > 0:26:35meaning you do everything I tell you.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38MURMURS OF AGREEMENT
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Right! Let's rock'n'roll!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Ooh!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51- ALL:- Ooh!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56THEY ALL PANT
0:27:02 > 0:27:04HE LAUGHS, EMBARRASSED
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Ooh. Ow!
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Mrs Tweedy! The chickens are...
0:27:22 > 0:27:26THEY CLUCK
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Pecking?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Left, two, three.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30And right, two, three.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34And stop right there. Oh, yeah. Down.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Yeah. Make little circles. That's it. Faster.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Faster... Oh, yes.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45Perfect... Oh, that's the spot.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47HE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY
0:27:48 > 0:27:52- GINGER:- Ahem! - Ooh!
0:27:55 > 0:27:58I thought you were teaching us how to fly.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01That's what I'm doing.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Isn't flapping usually involved?
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Hey! Do I tell you how to lay eggs?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Relax. We're making progress.
0:28:10 > 0:28:15Really? I can't help feeling we're going round in circles.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Cut it out! You're making me dizzy.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23- I think they're ready to fly. - Good. Because they can't walk.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25THEY ALL GROAN
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Up and at 'em, gals. Let's flap.
0:28:34 > 0:28:39Fetcher, let's see if old Attila the Hen has come to her senses.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40SHE SCREAMS
0:28:42 > 0:28:44ANOTHER HEN SCREAMS
0:28:45 > 0:28:48It's raining hen!
0:28:51 > 0:28:53What's this caper, luv?
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- We're flying.- Obviously!
0:28:56 > 0:29:01- NICK:- Flippin' hell. Look at this.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01They'll kill themselves.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04Want to watch?
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Yeah, all right.
0:29:10 > 0:29:14- NICK AND FETCHER:- Ooh! Aah!
0:29:14 > 0:29:18THUD
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Oi! Careful of those eggs! - THEY LAUGH
0:29:19 > 0:29:21HEN SCREAMS
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- CLANG NICK:- Sunny side up.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29Now they're over easy!
0:29:30 > 0:29:32- NICK:- Definitely scrambled.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Go! Go! Go!
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Go! Go! Go! Go!
0:29:38 > 0:29:39Go!
0:29:39 > 0:29:43- Poultry in motion! - NICK LAUGHS
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Birds of a feather flop together!
0:29:59 > 0:30:01CRASH
0:30:03 > 0:30:07Great work, ladies. The pain you're feeling is good.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Pain is your friend. It's positive.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Keep the faith, what was your name? Agnes.
0:30:13 > 0:30:19Ducky, you flew four feet today.
0:30:15 > 0:30:19Right, from the roof to the ground!
0:30:19 > 0:30:23Part of the process. Don't worry. You cheesy little...
0:30:23 > 0:30:26RUMBLING Woah!
0:30:27 > 0:30:32That doesn't sound good. OK, the ground's shaking. Are we worried?
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Are we worried?
0:30:41 > 0:30:44The circus! Quick, hide me! Hide me!
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Come on.
0:30:46 > 0:30:52One isn't awarded a medal like this for flapping about like a lunatic.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55This is an officer's quarters!
0:30:55 > 0:30:56- In here.- Out!
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Give it a rest, Pops.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Out! I'll have you on a charge within the week.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Cheers, mate.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47ALL WHISTLE INNOCENTLY
0:31:47 > 0:31:52It's all in your head. It's all in your head.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Ooh.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01What...What's all this, then?
0:32:01 > 0:32:04This is our future, Mr Tweedy.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07No more petty egg collection and minuscule profits.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11No eggs? But we've always been egg farmers.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15Me father, his father, their fathers. They was always...
0:32:15 > 0:32:20Poor...worthless...nothings! But all that's about to change.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24This will take Tweedy's Farm out of the Dark Ages
0:32:24 > 0:32:27and into full-scale automated production.
0:32:27 > 0:32:32HE GASPS
0:32:29 > 0:32:32Melisha Tweedy will be poor no more.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Ooh!
0:32:35 > 0:32:38I'll put it together then, shall I?
0:32:44 > 0:32:50This isn't good, Mac. That's for us. And I don't think it's softer hay.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54Aye. I hate to be the voice of doom, but I've been calculating,
0:32:54 > 0:32:56and we're not built for flying.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59But I saw him fly in over that fence.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02I believe you.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06But if we could just see it, it might answer some questions.
0:33:06 > 0:33:11You're right. We've been at this all week and we're getting nowhere.
0:33:11 > 0:33:15If his wing were better, he could... I'll have a word with him.
0:33:22 > 0:33:27Where is he?
0:33:23 > 0:33:27I didn't get a medal for being a Yank nanny.
0:33:27 > 0:33:33"I don't know" would suffice.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33Beware of that one, young Ginger.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36That Yank is not to be trusted.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40That Yank is our ticket out of here.
0:33:40 > 0:33:44The pig says to the horse, "Hey, why the long face?"
0:33:44 > 0:33:45THEY ALL LAUGH
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Look, look, look.
0:33:49 > 0:33:53- Cocktail!- Give over!
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Ah.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01So, erm, anyway...
0:34:02 > 0:34:05Remember those flying tips. They're important.
0:34:05 > 0:34:09And keep thinking those flighty thoughts.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14They're swell. Babs even made me a beak warmer.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16MUFFLED: Isn't that cute?
0:34:19 > 0:34:22And that Bunty, she really packs a pun...
0:34:22 > 0:34:25- Is there a problem?- Have we flown?
0:34:25 > 0:34:27- Not quite.- Then there's a problem.
0:34:27 > 0:34:31- Patience, doll face.- Ginger!
0:34:39 > 0:34:41How long did you take?
0:34:41 > 0:34:44- To do what?- Learn to fly.
0:34:44 > 0:34:49Apples and oranges. I'm gifted, they're not. You can't compare us.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52- It takes time.- Which we don't have.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55- We haven't even lifted off. Why? - Thrust.
0:34:55 > 0:35:00I went over my calculations. What we're missing is thrust.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05I didn't get a word of that.
0:35:05 > 0:35:09Thrust! When ducks and geese take off, they have thrust.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12She ain't using real words.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16She said we need more thrust.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Oh. Of course we do.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20Thrust and flying are like this. That's flying, that's thrust.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23- Will you excuse us?- Aye.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- The wing! - If we don't see results by tomorrow,
0:35:27 > 0:35:29the deal's off.
0:35:29 > 0:35:33The farmers will find you, and it's back to the circus.
0:35:33 > 0:35:38You're the first chick I ever met with the shell still on.
0:35:38 > 0:35:43Sleep tight, angel face. The Rock's on the case.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Ginger!
0:35:46 > 0:35:48Phew!
0:35:49 > 0:35:54- FOWLER:- Ahem! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
0:35:54 > 0:35:57What, what?
0:35:57 > 0:35:59- NICK:- It was a beaut, guv'nor,
0:35:59 > 0:36:03- if I say so meself. - I say so meself, too.
0:36:03 > 0:36:08I wish I'd seen it.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08We slipped into the farmer's room.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10- Like a fish.- Yeah, and...
0:36:11 > 0:36:15Like a fish? You stupid Norbert.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18Anyway, guv, here it is.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22El merchandiso.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22What are these crooks doing here?
0:36:22 > 0:36:27- So, you know each other? - She don't think we're valuable.
0:36:27 > 0:36:32You are the sneakiest, most light-fingered thieving parasites.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36Oh, don't. Stop it.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36I've gone bright red.
0:36:36 > 0:36:40- So, how about them eggs? - You didn't promise them...
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Yep, every egg I lay this month.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46When can we expect the first instalment?
0:36:46 > 0:36:49I'm brewing one up now. I'll keep you posted.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53Pleasure doing business with you, sir.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Sucker.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- What?- You lied to them.
0:36:59 > 0:37:03I didn't lie, doll face. I just omitted certain truths.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06- I'll give them what I promised. - Nothing.
0:37:06 > 0:37:10- Which is what I'll give them. - And what will you give us?
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Thrust.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17You OK, sweetheart? Good.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23This will just get you going. It's a thrust exercise.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27- The tension's killing me! - It'll kill her.
0:37:27 > 0:37:28Release!
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Come on! Flap!
0:37:38 > 0:37:41You can do it. Flap, flap, flap!
0:37:43 > 0:37:45SHE SCREECHES
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Yes!
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Is that your first of-fence?
0:37:59 > 0:38:01CRASH
0:38:01 > 0:38:03THUD
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Oops.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06BELL RINGS
0:38:07 > 0:38:11Roll call! I haven't laid any eggs.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- Hide me. - Three days and not one. Oh, no!
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- Why didn't you say? - We've been busy with flying.
0:38:18 > 0:38:19- They're coming!- Hide me!
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Hide yourself!
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Oh!
0:38:41 > 0:38:43SHE WHIMPERS
0:38:57 > 0:38:59SHE GULPS
0:39:15 > 0:39:17MRS TWEEDY SNIGGERS
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Double their food rations.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26I want them all as fat as this one.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29SHE SIGHS
0:39:30 > 0:39:34All of me life flashed before me eyes!
0:39:34 > 0:39:36It was really boring.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Chicken feed! My favourite.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44Wait. Wait.
0:39:48 > 0:39:49Ooh!
0:39:50 > 0:39:52No, wait!
0:39:55 > 0:39:57Babs, please!
0:39:57 > 0:40:01Stop it! Wait! Stop!
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Stop it!
0:40:10 > 0:40:13Something is wrong here. Can't you see that?
0:40:14 > 0:40:17Strange boxes arrive. Babs stops laying,
0:40:17 > 0:40:21but they don't take her to the chop. Now, extra food.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24Don't you see? They're fattening us up.
0:40:24 > 0:40:28They're going to kill us all!
0:40:26 > 0:40:28THEY ALL GULP
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Whoa! Heavy alert.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33She didn't mean that, gals.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36- Do you mind? - Keep eating. Save some for me.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39What are you doing? Let go of me!
0:40:39 > 0:40:44I've met some hard-boiled eggs before, but you're about 20 minutes!
0:40:44 > 0:40:49Meaning what?
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Lighten up. In America our rule is,
0:40:49 > 0:40:52if you want to motivate someone, don't mention death!
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Funny. Here the rule is always tell the truth.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59That's worked like a charm!
0:40:59 > 0:41:02You gotta tell them what they want to hear.
0:41:02 > 0:41:06- You mean lie.- Here we go again.
0:41:06 > 0:41:10You know what your problem is? You're...difficult!
0:41:10 > 0:41:14Why? Because I'm honest? I care what happens to them.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17The Lone Free Ranger wouldn't know about that.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20Well, I hope you never care about me.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23I never will.
0:41:22 > 0:41:23- Good!- Fine!
0:41:26 > 0:41:28HE GASPS
0:41:33 > 0:41:35MAC PLAYS MOURNFUL TUNE
0:41:50 > 0:41:52HE SIGHS
0:42:01 > 0:42:03RADIO CRACKLES
0:42:07 > 0:42:10THEME FROM "The Archers"
0:42:10 > 0:42:13- What's all this? HEN:- Up your end.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Here she is. Ask and you shall receive.
0:42:16 > 0:42:21That's biblical.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21Real craftsmanship. Solid as a rock.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Oh!
0:42:23 > 0:42:28It's supposed to do that.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28It's perfect, guys.
0:42:28 > 0:42:33How's that egg coming?
0:42:30 > 0:42:33This is a double yolker.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36RADIO CRACKLES
0:42:39 > 0:42:43- BIG-BAND JAZZ PLAYS - I don't see how this is...
0:42:43 > 0:42:46You will. We've been working too hard.
0:42:46 > 0:42:50Time to kick back and shake those tail feathers!
0:42:50 > 0:42:54Look at him! Nellypodging around like...
0:42:55 > 0:43:00What's happening?
0:42:56 > 0:43:00That's a beat, sister. Feel it pulsing through your body?
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Ooh, yes. Pulsing. Fancy that.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Then go with it, baby!
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Oh! My!
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Look, I'm going with it.
0:43:11 > 0:43:16- Bunty, what's got into you? - Same thing that's got into you.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19- RADIO: - # Flip, flop and fly, I don't care if I die! #
0:43:19 > 0:43:23Go with the flow, girls. Let it go!
0:43:23 > 0:43:26# I don't care if I die
0:43:26 > 0:43:29# Don't ever leave me, don't ever say goodbye. #
0:43:29 > 0:43:34- I don't recall authorising a hop. - Oh, shut up and dance.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41NICK SOBS
0:43:41 > 0:43:44What are you sobbing about, you nancy?
0:43:44 > 0:43:49Little moments like this, it's what makes the job all worthwhile.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Want a dance?
0:43:57 > 0:44:00Yeah, all right.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04# Give me one more kiss and hold it a long, long time
0:44:04 > 0:44:08# Give me one more kiss and hold it a long, long time
0:44:09 > 0:44:13# Love me, baby, till the feeling hits my head like wine
0:44:13 > 0:44:17# Flip, flop and fly, I don't care if I die
0:44:18 > 0:44:22# Flip, flop and fly, I don't care if I die
0:44:22 > 0:44:27# Don't ever leave me, don't ever say goodbye
0:44:27 > 0:44:31# Don't ever leave me, don't ever say goodbye
0:44:31 > 0:44:36# Yeah, don't ever leave me, don't ever say goodbye! #
0:44:36 > 0:44:37SHE SCREAMS
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Did you see that? I flew!
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Atta girl, Babsy! Atta girl.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50Your wing. It's better!
0:44:50 > 0:44:54- Well! How about that?- Fantastic!
0:44:54 > 0:44:57You can fly for us tomorrow.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59Yeah, so it seems.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01I flew!
0:45:02 > 0:45:06I owe you an apology. I didn't think you cared about us,
0:45:06 > 0:45:10but after all this, well, it...seems I was wrong.
0:45:10 > 0:45:16Hey, easy, Miss Hard Boiled. I might think you're turning soft.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Er, listen.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25There's something I gotta tell you. I...
0:45:25 > 0:45:27RUMBLING
0:45:31 > 0:45:34No. You'd better wait here.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38DOGS BARK
0:45:42 > 0:45:44DOGS CONTINUE TO BARK
0:45:49 > 0:45:52MACHINE WHIRRS
0:45:57 > 0:46:01Ooh! That's champion, that is. What is it?
0:46:01 > 0:46:06It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in, pies come out.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08Ooh. What kind of pies?
0:46:08 > 0:46:11- Apple.- My favourite!
0:46:11 > 0:46:14Chicken pies, you great lummox!
0:46:14 > 0:46:17Imagine! In less than a fortnight,
0:46:17 > 0:46:22every grocer's in the county will be stocked with boxes
0:46:22 > 0:46:25of Mrs Tweedy's home-made chicken pies.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28- Just "Mrs"?- Woman's touch.
0:46:28 > 0:46:33Makes the public more comfortable.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Oh, right. How does it work?
0:46:33 > 0:46:36Get me a chicken and I'll show you.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40I know just the one.
0:46:40 > 0:46:41DOG SNARLS
0:46:43 > 0:46:49- I've got a score to settle with you. - Bloomin' heck! They've got Ginger!
0:46:53 > 0:46:56We mustn't panic. We mustn't panic!
0:46:58 > 0:47:00EVERYONE PANICS
0:47:00 > 0:47:04Quiet, I say! Let's have discipline, what, what?
0:47:04 > 0:47:07The enemy has a prisoner. This calls for retaliation!
0:47:07 > 0:47:10- Retaliation!- What's going on?
0:47:10 > 0:47:14They've got Ginger. They're taking her to the chop!
0:47:14 > 0:47:19What are you waiting for? Fly over there. Save her!
0:47:19 > 0:47:22Of course!... No. That's just what they'd expect.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25I say we give them a surprise!
0:47:25 > 0:47:30And catch Jerry with his trousers down. I like that. What's the plan?
0:47:30 > 0:47:32The plan. The plan...
0:47:32 > 0:47:35The plan! Babs.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Give me that. Bunty, give me a boost.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42HE YELLS
0:47:50 > 0:47:53Whoa! Look at the size of that thing.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Oh, no.
0:48:00 > 0:48:04Chickens go in, pies come out.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Chicken pies. Not apple pies. Chicken.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20GINGER GASPS
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Great(!) Brilliant(!)
0:48:22 > 0:48:26Yo, baby doll! I'm coming!
0:48:23 > 0:48:26Rocky! Hurry!
0:48:27 > 0:48:31I'm still coming!
0:48:28 > 0:48:31Come on! Stop this thing!
0:48:31 > 0:48:33I'm getting there.
0:48:35 > 0:48:38- Oh, shoot!- Rocky!
0:48:39 > 0:48:44I'll be down before you can say... mixed vegetables?
0:48:44 > 0:48:46HE SCREAMS
0:48:55 > 0:48:56Whoa!
0:49:05 > 0:49:09- D'oh! Get it? Dough.- I'm stuck!
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Nothing to it. Oops.
0:49:18 > 0:49:19THEY SCREAM
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Hang on.
0:49:32 > 0:49:33Look out!
0:49:36 > 0:49:38BOTH: Whoa!
0:49:48 > 0:49:51Hey! A-ha!
0:49:56 > 0:49:58Yes!
0:50:05 > 0:50:08It's like an oven in here.
0:50:16 > 0:50:20- Come on!- Wait up! I'm com...
0:50:21 > 0:50:25Don't leave! Get over to the...
0:50:35 > 0:50:37The door! Come on.
0:50:59 > 0:51:03She's gonna blow! Run!
0:51:04 > 0:51:05Huh?
0:51:07 > 0:51:11What did you do, you great pudding?
0:51:09 > 0:51:11I didn't do owt!
0:51:19 > 0:51:22- Turn it off!- It won't turn off!
0:51:36 > 0:51:37GINGER SCREAMS
0:51:45 > 0:51:49- Ouch! - We've got to show the others.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51SHE SIGHS
0:51:57 > 0:52:00Look! I fixed it... Huh?
0:52:01 > 0:52:03CHICKENS GASP
0:52:03 > 0:52:06- Chicken pies? - CRIES OF HORROR
0:52:06 > 0:52:10- Yes, but... - I don't want to be a pie.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12I don't like gravy.
0:52:12 > 0:52:16Ladies, let's not lose our heads.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Lose our heads?
0:52:17 > 0:52:19THEY ALL SCREAM
0:52:24 > 0:52:27What I meant to say was,
0:52:27 > 0:52:31Rocky sabotaged the machine and bought us time.
0:52:31 > 0:52:34Better still, he'll fly for us tomorrow.
0:52:34 > 0:52:38Once we've seen how it's done, we'll get it. So don't worry.
0:52:38 > 0:52:43Tomorrow, everything will go much, much smoother.
0:52:49 > 0:52:50ROCKY GASPS
0:52:50 > 0:52:52HE GRUNTS
0:52:52 > 0:52:57- All right, Pops, what'd I do now? - A brave and honourable deed, sir.
0:52:59 > 0:53:02- HE CLEARS THROAT - In the light of your action tonight,
0:53:02 > 0:53:06I admit that I have misjudged your character.
0:53:07 > 0:53:11I present you with this medal for bravery.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15And, I salute you.
0:53:17 > 0:53:19In honour of the occasion,
0:53:19 > 0:53:23I surrender the bunk entirely.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25I shall sleep under the stars.
0:53:28 > 0:53:31I await tomorrow's flying demonstration
0:53:31 > 0:53:34with great anticipation.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39You and me both, Pops.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51- Sorry. Were you...?- Oh, I'll go.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54- No, since you're here... - I'm glad you're here.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57- You go first.- You go ahead.
0:53:59 > 0:54:03I just wanted to say I may have been a bit harsh at first.
0:54:03 > 0:54:06Well, what I really mean is...
0:54:07 > 0:54:10Thank you...for saving my life.
0:54:11 > 0:54:13For saving OUR lives.
0:54:13 > 0:54:17You know, I come up here every night,
0:54:17 > 0:54:21and look at that hill, and imagine what's on the other side.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24It's funny, I've...
0:54:24 > 0:54:28I've never felt grass beneath my feet. I'm sorry.
0:54:28 > 0:54:32I'm rambling on about grass, and you had something to say.
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Er, yeah. Erm...
0:54:35 > 0:54:38It's just that, you know,
0:54:38 > 0:54:42life, as I've experienced it, you know, out there,
0:54:42 > 0:54:48lone free ranging and stuff, it's full of disappointments.
0:54:48 > 0:54:51Grass isn't all it's cracked up to be?
0:54:51 > 0:54:56Grass. Exactly. Grass. It's always greener on the other side.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59And then you get there and it's brown and prickly.
0:54:59 > 0:55:02See what I'm trying to say?
0:55:05 > 0:55:08What I'm trying to say is...
0:55:10 > 0:55:12HE SIGHS You're welcome.
0:55:13 > 0:55:17You know, that hill is looking closer tonight
0:55:17 > 0:55:20than it ever has before.
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Ooh.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26Ahem. Well.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28Good night, Rocky.
0:55:29 > 0:55:32Good night, Ginger.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37SHE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY
0:55:55 > 0:55:58Company, atten...tion!
0:56:00 > 0:56:02CHICKENS CHATTER
0:56:03 > 0:56:06Today we're going to fly.
0:56:06 > 0:56:08- I can feel it! - THEY ALL CHEER
0:56:08 > 0:56:12Finally, we'll see a professional in action.
0:56:12 > 0:56:15Better warm up. I'll get him.
0:56:15 > 0:56:17Rocky? Knock, knock.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20Everyone's waiting, so I said to...
0:56:24 > 0:56:26Rocky?
0:57:18 > 0:57:20THUNDER RUMBLES
0:58:05 > 0:58:08Oh, a cannon.
0:58:08 > 0:58:10That would give you thrust.
0:58:10 > 0:58:16I knew he was fake. In fact, I'm not even certain he was American.
0:58:16 > 0:58:19So what's the next plan, hen?
0:58:19 > 0:58:24Let's face it. The only way out of here is wrapped in pastry.
0:58:25 > 0:58:30Perhaps he just went on holiday.
0:58:28 > 0:58:30Yeah, to escape from your knitting!
0:58:31 > 0:58:33CHICKENS GASP
0:58:33 > 0:58:37You were always hitting him. See how you like it.
0:58:37 > 0:58:41Don't push me, four-eyes! MAC YELLS
0:58:41 > 0:58:44Quiet! Quiet, I say!
0:58:44 > 0:58:48Dissension in the ranks, precisely what Jerry wants.
0:58:48 > 0:58:52Divide and conquer! A proper squadron work together,
0:58:52 > 0:58:54just like in my RAF days.
0:58:54 > 0:58:59Jocko at the stick, Flappy at the map, Whizzbang at the tail.
0:58:59 > 0:59:03Wing Co gave the call, hop in the old crate, chocks away!
0:59:03 > 0:59:08That's how you get medals.
0:59:05 > 0:59:08Will you shut up
0:59:08 > 0:59:10about your stupid medals!
0:59:10 > 0:59:12CHICKENS GASP
0:59:16 > 0:59:18How dare you!
0:59:18 > 0:59:22Madam, forgive me. As an officer, I offer my...
0:59:23 > 0:59:25BUNTY YELLS
0:59:26 > 0:59:28THEY SHOUT
0:59:38 > 0:59:40Fowler?
0:59:43 > 0:59:47Everyone, shut up!
0:59:45 > 0:59:47SILENCE
0:59:54 > 0:59:58- SHE CLEARS THROAT - Fowler, what exactly is the RAF?
0:59:58 > 1:00:01What do you mean, what is it?
1:00:01 > 1:00:03The Royal Air Force is what.
1:00:03 > 1:00:07Then what's the "old crate"?
1:00:09 > 1:00:12- Ah, there she is. - CHICKENS: Ooh!
1:00:13 > 1:00:17Gorgeous, isn't she?
1:00:14 > 1:00:17You mean, you flew? In one of these?
1:00:17 > 1:00:21Beautifully built. There's a bit of a story to that.
1:00:21 > 1:00:26We were out on a recce. We had the go-ahead, but the weather duffed up.
1:00:26 > 1:00:29(Yes. Of course.)
1:00:29 > 1:00:31(We might be able to pull this off.)
1:00:31 > 1:00:35We're still flying out of here.
1:00:33 > 1:00:35What, what?
1:00:35 > 1:00:39- Fowler's provided the answer. - I have?
1:00:39 > 1:00:43Oh, yes, of course I have. How have I?
1:00:43 > 1:00:47We'll make...a crate.
1:00:48 > 1:00:53Mac, you'll handle the engineering. Babs, manufacturing.
1:00:53 > 1:00:56Fowler will be chief aviation advisor. Bunty, eggs.
1:00:56 > 1:00:58- Eggs?- Eggs.
1:00:58 > 1:01:01Like the ones that rooster was gonna lay.
1:01:01 > 1:01:04Only roosters don't lay eggs.
1:01:04 > 1:01:09- Don't they? - No. It's a lady thing, apparently.
1:01:09 > 1:01:12One egg per item. First payment in advance.
1:01:12 > 1:01:16- BOTH:- Right, when do we start? - Come on!
1:01:18 > 1:01:21- NICK:- Oi!
1:01:24 > 1:01:27Huh?
1:01:27 > 1:01:30What the dickens?
1:01:30 > 1:01:33Oh, gnomes now!
1:01:37 > 1:01:39Voila!
1:01:55 > 1:01:57- Yes! - SHE SCREAMS
1:02:10 > 1:02:13- Ooh!- Right, come on.
1:02:17 > 1:02:19SHE SQUEALS
1:02:23 > 1:02:27- Eggs from heaven!- No, from her bum!
1:02:40 > 1:02:42THEY CHEER
1:02:43 > 1:02:46PIE MACHINE CHUGS
1:02:51 > 1:02:53ALARM SOUNDS
1:02:58 > 1:03:02MRS TWEEDY: Idiot!
1:02:59 > 1:03:02That was close. Too close.
1:03:03 > 1:03:06We can't stop now. Go for it.
1:03:06 > 1:03:09Really go for it. Go, go, go, go!
1:03:10 > 1:03:14Mac, we need those calculations, quick.
1:03:14 > 1:03:16Agnes, that has to be secure.
1:03:16 > 1:03:19- Careful up there, Fowler!- Roger.
1:03:19 > 1:03:23Bunty, give him a hand. Well done, Babs. Keep it up.
1:03:23 > 1:03:26No problem, doll face.
1:03:37 > 1:03:39RADIO PLAYS
1:03:39 > 1:03:41BICYCLE BELL
1:03:41 > 1:03:45# Oh, I'm the type of guy That likes to roam around
1:03:45 > 1:03:50# I'm never in one place I roam from town to town
1:03:50 > 1:03:53# And when I find myself falling for some girl
1:03:53 > 1:03:55# I hop right in the car... #
1:03:55 > 1:03:57TYRES SCREECH
1:04:08 > 1:04:10Oh, boy!
1:04:13 > 1:04:17- ENGINE TURNS OVER - Come on.
1:04:17 > 1:04:20HE MOANS
1:04:20 > 1:04:22Please.
1:04:22 > 1:04:24ENGINE STARTS
1:04:25 > 1:04:28Oh, no. He's fixed it!
1:04:30 > 1:04:32HE LAUGHS
1:04:32 > 1:04:36- THUNDER ROLLS - Get the chickens.
1:04:36 > 1:04:40Which ones?
1:04:38 > 1:04:40All of them!
1:04:47 > 1:04:52Me tools! Why, you thieving little buggers!
1:04:52 > 1:04:55What's the plan?
1:04:58 > 1:05:00- Attack!- Huh?
1:05:02 > 1:05:04Nice plan.
1:05:04 > 1:05:08- Get him!- Mrs Tweedy!
1:05:10 > 1:05:14Mrs Tweedy, the chickens are revolting!
1:05:14 > 1:05:17Finally, something we agree on.
1:05:17 > 1:05:20Help! Mrs...
1:05:24 > 1:05:27Under the hut.
1:05:33 > 1:05:36- What have we done?- This is it.
1:05:36 > 1:05:39- We're escaping!- What, now?
1:05:39 > 1:05:43NOW! Listen.
1:05:40 > 1:05:43But she's not ready...
1:05:43 > 1:05:46We'll die free chickens or die trying.
1:05:46 > 1:05:48THEY CHEER
1:05:48 > 1:05:51Are those the only choices?
1:05:51 > 1:05:54- Let's do it!- Scramble!
1:06:06 > 1:06:08This way!
1:06:40 > 1:06:42- MUFFLED:- Mrs Tweedy!
1:06:44 > 1:06:47The exits are located here and here.
1:06:47 > 1:06:51In the event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and...
1:06:51 > 1:06:54Kiss your bum goodbye.
1:06:54 > 1:06:57All right, Fowler. Ready for takeoff.
1:06:57 > 1:07:00Behind you all the way.
1:07:00 > 1:07:04But you're supposed to be up there. You're the pilot!
1:07:04 > 1:07:08Don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
1:07:08 > 1:07:11Back in your day, the Royal Air Force?
1:07:11 > 1:07:16644 Squadron, Poultry Division. We were the mascots.
1:07:16 > 1:07:18You mean you never flew the plane?
1:07:18 > 1:07:21Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken.
1:07:23 > 1:07:27The RAF doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft.
1:07:27 > 1:07:31- We're all gonna die. - You have to fly it.
1:07:31 > 1:07:36You always talk about "back in your day". Well, TODAY is your day.
1:07:37 > 1:07:40You can do it, you old sausage.
1:07:42 > 1:07:46Wing Commander TI Fowler, reporting for duty.
1:07:46 > 1:07:48THEY CHEER
1:07:50 > 1:07:55Come on! What are you waiting for? Let's get this crate off the ground!
1:07:55 > 1:07:59Fowler, now!
1:07:57 > 1:07:59Roger! Contact!
1:08:01 > 1:08:03THEY GROAN
1:08:10 > 1:08:12Cleared for takeoff!
1:08:19 > 1:08:23Chocks away!
1:08:21 > 1:08:23Chocks away!
1:08:30 > 1:08:34Full throttle!
1:08:31 > 1:08:34Full throttle!
1:08:54 > 1:08:56More power!
1:08:56 > 1:09:00I cannae work miracles. We're giving her all she's got!
1:09:09 > 1:09:12- Gotcha!- Hard right!
1:09:14 > 1:09:15Ooh, Mother!
1:09:20 > 1:09:23Turn around. I'll get the ramp.
1:09:36 > 1:09:39Put the ramp down.
1:09:42 > 1:09:45You are going to be a pie!
1:09:43 > 1:09:45BICYCLE BELL RINGS
1:09:47 > 1:09:50Ginge-e-e-er!
1:09:51 > 1:09:55Rocky-y-y-y!
1:10:01 > 1:10:03Heads up!
1:10:15 > 1:10:16HE RINGS BELL
1:10:16 > 1:10:20Look out! Clear the runway!
1:10:39 > 1:10:42Ginger! Let's go!
1:10:46 > 1:10:48We're flying!
1:11:00 > 1:11:02- HE CRIES OUT - That's for leaving.
1:11:04 > 1:11:07And this is for coming back.
1:11:12 > 1:11:15- Great Scott! What was that? - A cling-on.
1:11:15 > 1:11:18The engines can't take it!
1:11:21 > 1:11:24My goodness... Babs, scissors!
1:11:27 > 1:11:30Bingo!
1:11:28 > 1:11:30Lower me down.
1:11:30 > 1:11:34Just do it!
1:11:31 > 1:11:34Increase velocity!
1:11:34 > 1:11:37- What does that mean? - Pedal your giblets out!
1:11:50 > 1:11:52- Lower!- I'm trying!
1:11:58 > 1:12:00Fowler, look out!
1:12:09 > 1:12:11Ginger!
1:12:20 > 1:12:22Fire!
1:12:24 > 1:12:26Oh, me eggs!
1:12:33 > 1:12:36SHE GROWLS More ammo! Hurry!
1:12:36 > 1:12:41We got no more eggs!
1:12:38 > 1:12:41Ginger, look out!
1:12:48 > 1:12:51No-o-o-o!
1:12:58 > 1:13:00Oh!
1:13:03 > 1:13:04Hnh?!
1:13:04 > 1:13:05Bye-bye.
1:13:05 > 1:13:08- SHE SCREAMS - Bombs away!
1:13:08 > 1:13:11Mr Tweedy!
1:13:10 > 1:13:11THEY CHEER
1:13:11 > 1:13:14Oh, that was good!
1:13:16 > 1:13:18The old bird bought it!
1:13:20 > 1:13:23Mrs Tweedy! Mrs Twee...
1:13:23 > 1:13:25SHE SCREAMS
1:13:28 > 1:13:30ALARM SOUNDS
1:13:53 > 1:13:56I told you they was organised.
1:13:58 > 1:14:00SHE ROARS
1:14:00 > 1:14:02SHE SCREAMS
1:14:06 > 1:14:11We did it, everyone!
1:14:08 > 1:14:11THEY CHEER
1:14:27 > 1:14:30ALL: Aaah... Aargh!
1:14:30 > 1:14:34- FOWLER:- Keep pedalling. We're not there yet.
1:14:37 > 1:14:41You can't see paradise if you don't pedal.
1:14:43 > 1:14:46Put your drumsticks into it.
1:14:46 > 1:14:51- HE MAKES AEROPLANE NOISE - That's what I told them, what, what.
1:14:51 > 1:14:55We were losing altitude, and heading for a fearful prang.
1:14:55 > 1:15:00This is a lovely holiday. I'll be sad to go back.
1:15:00 > 1:15:04Safety at all times is imperative. Wind her up and...
1:15:04 > 1:15:07- Whee!- Let her go.
1:15:07 > 1:15:10So, is it as good as you imagined?
1:15:10 > 1:15:13- No. - HE GASPS
1:15:13 > 1:15:15It's better.
1:15:15 > 1:15:19Come on. I'll show you how to play cricket.
1:15:23 > 1:15:27Here's a thought. Let's get an egg and start our own chicken farm.
1:15:27 > 1:15:30We'll have all the eggs we can eat.
1:15:30 > 1:15:33Right. We'll need a chicken.
1:15:33 > 1:15:38No, we need an egg first. That's where you get the chicken.
1:15:38 > 1:15:41Cobblers. Without a chicken, where d'you get an egg?
1:15:41 > 1:15:44From the chicken that comes from the egg.
1:15:44 > 1:15:49You need an egg to have a chicken.
1:15:46 > 1:15:49You get the chicken to get the egg.
1:15:49 > 1:15:52Then you get the egg... the chicken out.
1:15:52 > 1:15:55Hang on. Let's go over this again.
1:16:09 > 1:16:12# When I get the blues Gonna get me a rockin' chair
1:16:13 > 1:16:17# When I get the blues Gonna get me a rockin' chair
1:16:18 > 1:16:21# When the blues overtake me Gonna rock on away from here
1:16:23 > 1:16:26# Here comes my baby Flashing a new gold tooth
1:16:27 > 1:16:30# Here comes my baby Flashing a new gold tooth
1:16:31 > 1:16:35# She's so small She can rumba in a payphone booth
1:16:35 > 1:16:36# That's the truth
1:16:36 > 1:16:40# Flip, flop and fly I don't care if I die
1:16:41 > 1:16:45# Flip, flop and fly I don't care if I die... #
1:16:45 > 1:16:49- NICK:- The egg. Rolling along, happy as Larry, then crack,
1:16:49 > 1:16:54hatches into the first chicken.
1:16:51 > 1:16:54- FETCHER:- Where'd the egg come from?
1:16:54 > 1:16:57What do you mean?
1:16:55 > 1:16:57Egg rolling along.
1:16:57 > 1:17:00It's wondering, where'd it come from?
1:17:00 > 1:17:04Without a chicken, no egg to come rolling along.
1:17:04 > 1:17:07Without an egg, you get no chicken
1:17:07 > 1:17:11to lay the other egg that hatches into the chicken.
1:17:11 > 1:17:15We got two eggs now?
1:17:12 > 1:17:15No, we're still on the first egg.
1:17:15 > 1:17:19What about the first chicken?
1:17:17 > 1:17:19It's in the first egg.
1:17:19 > 1:17:22ROCKY: Er, guys? I'm trying to enjoy paradise here.
1:17:22 > 1:17:25- Sorry, guv.- Beg your pardon.
1:17:25 > 1:17:28- Won't happen again.- Thanks.
1:17:28 > 1:17:30- Gitface.- Pillock.
1:17:30 > 1:17:34Thinks he's a big shot cos he's got his name on a poster.
1:17:34 > 1:17:38Showbiz folk are all the same.
1:17:35 > 1:17:38The rats are the stars.
1:17:38 > 1:17:41We do all the hard work. He gets all the credit.
1:17:41 > 1:17:44He gets everything. You said it.
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