0:02:21 > 0:02:23ALARM RINGS
0:02:33 > 0:02:37HE GROANS
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'm up!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45It's seven o'clock! Are you awake? >
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Up and ready for a new day. HE SIGHS
0:02:50 > 0:02:53# Oh, what a beautiful morning... # >
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# What a beautiful day! #
0:03:25 > 0:03:29'I can't find my socks!'
0:03:27 > 0:03:29They're in your shoes!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32'Where are my shoes?' They're on your feet!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Professor.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Thank you, Weber.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45HE SIGHS Oh. Morning, Weebo.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hi.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Have you seen today's paper?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Yes. If I solve this metastable compound business,
0:03:56 > 0:04:00I'd save the college. It would be worth a fortune.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03The loan's due at the end of the school year.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Not to worry, Weebo. I'm very close.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09May I see my schedule, please?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12A-A-A-A-A-After school there's something.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I know there is. What is it?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18This is your schedule. Unless you didn't tell me.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21What is it? There's something there. What is it? Oh!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25It's something to do with white. >
0:04:25 > 0:04:28What is it? I know it's something important!
0:04:28 > 0:04:33I don't know. It's so frustrating! I wish I could help. But I can't!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Haircut! Ha! HE CHUCKLES
0:04:37 > 0:04:39HUMMING
0:04:40 > 0:04:42They can't close down the school!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Name me one college or university
0:04:45 > 0:04:48that isn't in financial trouble.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, all right. Name another!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52(You don't think it's too much?)
0:04:52 > 0:04:55No, it's...elegant!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59It's a great idea to go with the big wedding this time.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Puts pressure on the professor to show up.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05If he forgets this time, that's it.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Once is justifiable. - Mm-hm.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Twice is...understandable. But three times...
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Coming through! Thank you!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20HE TOOTS HORN
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Morning! Or afternoon, whichever it is.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30We have lots to talk about today, so let's not delay.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Thank you, whoever gave me the plate of fruit
0:05:34 > 0:05:37and the pheasant, which does not equal extra credits.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41We discussed Newton's Law of Gravitation.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45To review...this G is like the C in E=mc2. It's constant,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48as much as anything is in the universe.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51The attraction between two bodies
0:05:51 > 0:05:56equals the product of their masses and inversely equals their distance.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59An example - let's make our naked man M1
0:05:59 > 0:06:01and our naked lady M2.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06According to this formula, their forces would bring them together.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Why don't they? Hm?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13The Earth! So in essence, that is gravity.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17And this... is Dr Richards' Life Drawing.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Ha! It's not my class, is it?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Phillip! Over here!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Sara! Oh! Very sorry!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Its own momentum.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42May I sit here?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Hello, Sara. What a pleasant surprise.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Hello, Ruthie. - Martha.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Martha what?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Martha! Me, Martha.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53You, Martha. Me, Professor.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Yes, I know.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I'll just grade my lunch and eat a few tests.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00How do you hold it in?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Like everybody else. I cross my legs tight.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I was talking about your excitement.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Excitement? - (The wedding.)
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Congratulations!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16The wedding! Sara and I!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I'm looking forward to it!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- It's today. - Are you sure?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25The wedding is today, OK?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29I believe you.
0:07:26 > 0:07:296.30, Presbyterian church, Beech Street.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33I've been there.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33We had our rehearsal there.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Ah! That's right! We did! It went well?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Yes, it did. But it doesn't count. - No?
0:07:40 > 0:07:44The wedding counts! And I want you to promise you'll be there!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'd rather die than disappoint you.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51Well...this is going to be the last time I try to marry you.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I imagine so.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I know that I love you,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58but... I'm not sure that you can love me.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01That's ridiculous!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I love you with all my heart.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06With every cell, every molecule, every atom.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11I love you on the subatomic level.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Hm. Prove it to me tonight at 6.30.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Prove what, honey?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19That you love me.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19(I love you.)
0:08:19 > 0:08:216.30.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Good luck.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Thank you, Betty.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I knew I shouldn't have come but...
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I'm very crazy about him, you see.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35This is the God's truth. I want him to have what he wants.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Even if it means you instead of me.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41No, no. You love him, don't give him up.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Hey! I'm watching something!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Weber!
0:08:50 > 0:08:54'Why don't you be quiet?' I'm watching TV!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Download some manners!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59But he ain't in love with me.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Hm! Tell me about it!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06HE WHISTLES: "Get Me To The Church On Time"
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Hello, Phil.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25What are you working on?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Can't remember? - HE CHUCKLES
0:09:29 > 0:09:31I understand.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Shame they're shutting your college. I read about it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37It's not over yet.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41We're doing fine at Rutland. No problems!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Working on the lighter-than-air compound?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46It's a...repulsive polymer.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Sorry to be rude, but I have to go.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52You don't seem happy to see me.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I'm not.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55All the years we've known each other,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58studying, working together. What happened?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I got tired of you stealing my ideas.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- HE LAUGHS - What would you have done with them?
0:10:04 > 0:10:08You would have misplaced them, forgotten them, lost them.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12You're the brightest, you have a genius for science.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15It's the science of daily life that eludes you.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19I've heard that before. Excuse me, that's very volatile.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Yes, I hate you for your brilliance. I'm petty and corrupt.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I'd have gone mad trying to compete with you in pure thought.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31But I'm not an innovator like you,
0:10:31 > 0:10:35I'm an adapter. And I have profited from your ideas.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40Why are you here?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40To be honest, I'm here to steal your fiancee
0:10:40 > 0:10:42and make her my wife.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Well, I think you'll be sadly disappointed.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I'll see you at the wedding.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51WILSON CACKLES
0:10:51 > 0:10:54It's a little crooked. There you go.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Weebo, the wedding was not on my schedule.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Um, no. Why was that deleted?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Hm... I don't really know.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Do you have a virus?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I am feeling a little feverish.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Really? Mm-hm.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You are a little hot. Say ah!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Aaa-aa-aa-aah.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17BOTH: Aaa-aa-aa-aah.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh, yes!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Hot, cold, hot. That's it!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Hydrocarbons inhibit Cooper pairs.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Go from hot to cold quickly, you get a conductive polymer
0:11:32 > 0:11:37and you complete the metastable sphere. Behold! There it is!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Now, it'll work! Oh, yes!
0:11:40 > 0:11:45But...what about your wedding? Sorry, Sara.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47HE CHUCKLES
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Shall I call the church and say you'll be late?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Right!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Very good! HE SIGHS
0:12:12 > 0:12:16The condenser, pressure reactor. Yes!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19MACHINES WHIR
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yes! It's ready.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Organic catalyst.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Positive...
0:12:33 > 0:12:36..and the...n-n-negative.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39A little touch of electricity.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Hm.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Wow! What a bang!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01< A little touch of electricity. IT GIGGLES
0:13:01 > 0:13:05LAUGHTER
0:13:02 > 0:13:05That's not helpful.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08HE SIGHS
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Ohhh, boy! This is not good!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17WEEBO: No, sir! >
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Weebo?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Get a broom. That'll help(!) >
0:13:19 > 0:13:22BELLS CHIME
0:13:28 > 0:13:31CHORAL MUSIC
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Two years.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Ow!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01(Wow!)
0:15:04 > 0:15:06IT GURGLES
0:15:08 > 0:15:10HE GASPS
0:15:28 > 0:15:33HE MAKES RASPBERRY SOUNDS
0:15:33 > 0:15:35IT MIMICS HIM
0:15:35 > 0:15:40HE WHISTLES HE MAKES KISSING NOISES
0:15:45 > 0:15:48A-A-A-Atchoo!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Bless you. You have a cold.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54You should, at 77 degrees kelvin.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56It's very cold.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58(Come on.)
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Right, let's try and describe you.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04You're an elastomer. Yes!
0:16:06 > 0:16:10You're highly viscous, but yet you can phase shift!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Well, let's see...you're...
0:16:12 > 0:16:14..mouldable.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21IT GIGGLES
0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's a little ticklish!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23IT GIGGLES
0:16:23 > 0:16:27IT SNARLS
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oh!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29You're foldable, you're gullible!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Oh, right, let's see...
0:16:32 > 0:16:36..wait a minute, OK. And...
0:16:37 > 0:16:39..you're ductile!
0:16:40 > 0:16:44HE MUMBLES
0:16:42 > 0:16:44IT MUMBLES
0:16:44 > 0:16:47HE CHUCKLES Oh! Oh, you're elastic.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Let's see how elastic you are. OK, right.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I'm the Hacky Sack king!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... #
0:17:16 > 0:17:19APPLAUSE
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Bravo! Encore! >
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Oh, boy! Er, Weebo?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Yes, sir. > Take a picture.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26OK. Look this way. Smile! >
0:17:26 > 0:17:29IT SHRIEKS
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Weebo, it's amazing! Miraculous!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Excuse me! Professor, it's gone.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57It is! Oh, no!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03(I think you gave it a little too much free will.)
0:18:05 > 0:18:07BOTH: Oh, no!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15There's not a darned thing to be afraid of.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18How can anything get in your window?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21It's closed, OK?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56THEY SHRIEK
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Yeehah!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Ha!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36HE GRUNTS Weebo, I got it!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39What are you gonna do with it?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43It has incredible inertia!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Maybe it's just glad to see you.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46HE LAUGHS Weebo? Yes? >
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Do you know what this is? Flying rubber?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yes, that's what it is!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's flying rubber!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56It's flubber!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Ouch!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Thank you for waiting so long.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Yes, ma'am.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I'm sorry, Sara.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Are you going to tell me, "I told you so"?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24No, no.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I'll give you a ride home.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Thank you.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32There you are.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Careful. Watch your gown.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37OK. Thank you.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41HE CHUCKLES
0:20:43 > 0:20:48It's perfectly safe. It's an ordinary, radioactive isotope
0:20:48 > 0:20:53that Weber is now removing from the lead containment unit.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Very good, Weber. Now, you place the radioactive isotope
0:20:58 > 0:21:02carefully behind the shutter.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05The sliding shutter works just like a camera.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09It regulates the flow of gamma radiation,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11creating an exact flow of energy.
0:21:11 > 0:21:16Now, we carefully place the sliding shutter mechanism...
0:21:16 > 0:21:19HE STRAINS: Underneath the flubber.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21And I'm burning up in here!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Weebo! Over here! >
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Gamma radiation triggers metastable decay in the flubber.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Right.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Releasing energy to propel the flubber.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34This is more scientific than dropping, kicking it
0:21:34 > 0:21:37or bombarding it with light flashes.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42Absolutely.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42I believe that by controlling the gamma radiation flux...
0:21:42 > 0:21:47..we can control the movement of the flubber itself.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Cross your fingers, Weebo.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- 'Here's hoping!' - Good luck.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Oh, yes!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01It works!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03'Hyuk! Hyuk!'
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Descend gradually.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Ha-ha-ha! Back up again!
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Yeah! ALARM BEEPS
0:22:16 > 0:22:18My wedding!
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Gotta go, Weebo!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24You haven't finished yet! You can't stop in the middle.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27The wedding. I can't miss this one.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29I'm aware of the time!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32You're wrong. I'm getting married Friday.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34No! No, you're not.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Why not?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Because you're not getting married.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Yes, I am.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41You missed the wedding.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45It's 6.30...in the morning.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47No. No.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Yes. I'm sorry.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59(It is?)
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yeah. >
0:23:00 > 0:23:02(Sara...)
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Sara?
0:23:34 > 0:23:39You've got a nerve showing your face after what you did last night!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Will you please let me explain?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45No. There's nothing to explain.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47You weren't there.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50For the third time, you left me at the altar.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I'm sorry, with all my heart.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57But please listen to me. You know me,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00you know how I get fixated on an idea.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I don't want to hear it!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03You've got to hear it, Sara!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07This...is the reason I didn't make it last night.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11It's flubber.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Flubber! It's a metastable compound.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18In layman's terms, if you apply a small amount of energy,
0:24:18 > 0:24:20it liberates loads of energy!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23But the moment you stop applying energy,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26it returns to a quasi-plasmoid state!
0:24:26 > 0:24:31Isn't it remarkable, Sara?
0:24:27 > 0:24:31What's remarkable is that I ever fell in love with you.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33You broke my heart.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38So you could make green goo!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38It's much more than that.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Flubber could save this college.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42- Let me demonstrate. - No!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Just give me one minute, OK?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49The flubber is placed in my pocket.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52When I exit this window, I will fall.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57When I hit the ground, the flubber will send me back up. Watch.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Ta-ta, my love.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10Are you nuts?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10I'll be right back!
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Phillip!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Aaaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Ouch!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Phillip, are you hurt?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Just my pride.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23If you think you'll get my sympathy,
0:25:23 > 0:25:27you are wasting your time! Ooh! We are finished!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30(Sara.)
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Oo-oo-oo-oo-oh!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44CAR CRASHES
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Junior's home.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Dad!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Dad!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01< Dad!
0:26:03 > 0:26:08Somebody in your organisation screwed up, big time!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I got thrown off the basketball team,
0:26:11 > 0:26:15I flunked chemistry. I'm on a...academic probation.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17How did this happen?
0:26:17 > 0:26:21I'm supposed to get A's... so I was told.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24The only reason I loaned this college money
0:26:24 > 0:26:28was so he'd get straight A's and go to Harvard Business School.
0:26:28 > 0:26:34This isn't supposed to happen.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Yes, sir, we talked to Brainard, the chemistry professor.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Either he did not understand or he forgot.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40The boy knew there were problems.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44I have a science requirement, you morons!
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Quiet! We'll have to get the F changed to an A.
0:26:49 > 0:26:54Won't work. This guy doesn't live in the real world, he has principles.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Get something on him to force him to change the grades.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00When a man says he has principles,
0:27:00 > 0:27:04what he means is he can't be bought cheap.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Hm.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Atchoo!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Adding 500 milligrams of crystallised flubber
0:27:40 > 0:27:43to common hand cream.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Stirring in solution.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Hm. Just need one spherical test subject.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Perfect.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Yeah, now, part two.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Applying flubber in a solution
0:28:12 > 0:28:17externally...to a golf ball.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22(OK. Very good.)
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Evenly over the entire surface.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Kinetic test number one.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Ooh! Argh!
0:28:40 > 0:28:44- HE CHUCKLES - Are you all right?
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Oh, right.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Applying a light coating
0:28:50 > 0:28:53of flubber to surface of bowling ball.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55(All right.)
0:28:55 > 0:28:58(Very good.)
0:28:58 > 0:29:02My head!
0:29:00 > 0:29:02That ball really moved!
0:29:02 > 0:29:04- How'd he do that? - Dunno.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Commencing kinetic energy test two -
0:29:07 > 0:29:10controlling horizontal momentum.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Commencing now.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Oh, hit the deck!
0:29:26 > 0:29:31HIGH PITCHED: This has applications in sports!
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Ho-ho-ho, yes!
0:29:35 > 0:29:38HE CHUCKLES
0:29:41 > 0:29:43CAT MEOWS
0:29:43 > 0:29:45HE GROANS
0:29:50 > 0:29:52What?
0:29:56 > 0:29:58O-O-O-O-Ow!
0:30:01 > 0:30:03Fluid flubber.
0:30:03 > 0:30:07With a convenient spray applicator.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10It's clogged. Hm.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17DOG BARKS
0:30:18 > 0:30:20You seen enough?
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Plenty.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27All right, after the bowling ball hits, break for the car.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Oh. You can adjust it.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Go!
0:30:37 > 0:30:39BOTH: Argh!
0:30:52 > 0:30:54BOTH: Argh!
0:30:56 > 0:30:58HE GASPS
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Da-aa-aa-ad!
0:31:00 > 0:31:02WHIRRING
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Oh! Damn! Oh!
0:31:09 > 0:31:12Yes! Weebo? < Yes?
0:31:10 > 0:31:12It's gonna work.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15WEBBO: I hope so!
0:31:13 > 0:31:15Now, let me show you how.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20I connected the accelerator to a shutter.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23Pressing down releases the gamma rays,
0:31:23 > 0:31:25increasing the thrust.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Ah, listen to that baby churn! Ha-ha! Now...
0:31:28 > 0:31:32..the steering wheel controls lateral motion.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34If you turn right... OK.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36..it'll steer right. Oh!
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Turn the wheel left, it steers left.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43So it functions like a normal automatic shift.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Yes, yes, yes. It's that easy.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49See, Weebo?
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Professor! Help! Let me out!
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Oh, Weebo! Professor!
0:31:51 > 0:31:55What were you doing in there?
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Flirting with the alternator(!)
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Hope you didn't touch! It's no time to play!
0:31:58 > 0:32:02We're close to breakthrough!
0:32:00 > 0:32:02OK, here we go.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05I think we're ready.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Weebo? Yes?
0:32:08 > 0:32:12What do you say we take her for a ride?
0:32:12 > 0:32:16Fly me to the moon! That's it! That's the spirit!
0:32:16 > 0:32:21We'll fly to Sara's, park on the roof, maybe she'll change her tune.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Maybe you should go without me.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Why? Because I get carsick.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29You won't blow chips, you've no stomach.
0:32:29 > 0:32:34I have a queasy gyro. >
0:32:30 > 0:32:34Get over it. This is about Sara, not cars.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Get in here.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37No!
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Now. All right! >
0:32:42 > 0:32:45Fine now. Ha-ha! Ah, out into the world!
0:32:45 > 0:32:50OK, here we go.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50Look at this! Let's see what this baby will do.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55Oh! It works!
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Yes, it does. I'm flying!
0:32:57 > 0:33:00Oh, boy.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02You know what this means?
0:33:02 > 0:33:07WEBBO: What?
0:33:03 > 0:33:07I'll never have to buy tyres again! Ha-ha!
0:33:07 > 0:33:09What's on the radio? Ho, Latin!
0:33:09 > 0:33:13HE SINGS ALONG TO LATIN TUNE
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Hey!
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Right turn.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30Whoa! Yes!
0:33:35 > 0:33:38HE SIGHS We're flying.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Whoa!
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Oh! It's all right, I saw it.
0:33:45 > 0:33:50I don't think so(!)
0:33:47 > 0:33:50There's nothing to worry about.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52WEEBO: Help!
0:33:52 > 0:33:54O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Ohh! Made it!
0:33:57 > 0:34:01Come on, easy.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05Oh! Sorry, first-time flyer.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Sshhh!
0:34:07 > 0:34:09DAD!
0:34:16 > 0:34:20HE TOOTS HORN BIRDS SQUAWK
0:34:24 > 0:34:27Whoa! I'm very sorry!
0:34:27 > 0:34:32SQUAWK!
0:34:28 > 0:34:32Hang on, Weebo! Ah! Ah! Ah!
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Whoa! Ah! Ah! Weebo!
0:34:34 > 0:34:38CHUCKLES ON TV
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Now we're talking! Whoa!
0:34:43 > 0:34:47Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
0:34:48 > 0:34:50HE CHUCKLES
0:34:50 > 0:34:53Oh, yes!
0:34:57 > 0:35:00HE SIGHS Oh, Weebo. Come on out.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Please. You've gotta see this.
0:35:04 > 0:35:08Wow! Is this what you call...heaven?
0:35:08 > 0:35:11Almost. Look at it.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Whole world, below and beyond.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16WEEBO: Oh, it's beautiful!
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Solitude up here. Stillness.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25The silence.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25WEEBO: Uh-oh. SCREAMS
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Aaa-aaa-aaa-argh!
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Silly me, turned it off.
0:35:31 > 0:35:35Turned right back on. Shutter's jammed probably. We're OK!
0:35:37 > 0:35:40'Help!'
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Start!
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Ple-ee-ease turn over!
0:35:44 > 0:35:47For the love of Newton, turn over!
0:35:47 > 0:35:49HE GROANS
0:35:49 > 0:35:52'Bale ship!'
0:35:52 > 0:35:55Aaa-aaa-aaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!
0:35:55 > 0:35:59Oh, yes! HE SIGHS
0:36:01 > 0:36:04HE CHUCKLES
0:36:05 > 0:36:07- HE SIGHS - It's a pleasure to be with you,
0:36:07 > 0:36:10not having Brainard hovering above us.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12More wine?
0:36:12 > 0:36:16No. No, thank you. I have to say good night.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19I have a busy, busy day tomorrow.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Mm.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Rutland would die to have you.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30We'd be together with nothing but time.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Sara...
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- Mmm. - (Please, no.)
0:36:50 > 0:36:55I'm sorry, Wilson.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Forget it. It's OK.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57We have lots of time.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01Listen, I'm driving up on Thursday to Rutland for the game.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05I'll see you there.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Should I make dinner reservations?
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Since Rutland will lose, I'll pay.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10If your team wins, you buy me dinner.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14If they lose, we go to the mountains for the weekend.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Mm.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20(Cad!)
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Do we have a bet?
0:37:22 > 0:37:25I'll think about it.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32I can't lose! She's mine!
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Sir Isaac.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- Oh! Ow! - SMASH!
0:37:37 > 0:37:39- HE CHUCKLES - 'Out!'
0:37:43 > 0:37:45All right.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47One more time.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49What happened?
0:37:49 > 0:37:53- HE SIGHS - He rubbed cream on a golf ball,
0:37:53 > 0:37:55- then it took off, and... - HE CLICKS
0:37:55 > 0:37:58..popped Smith in the head.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00- Several times. - Mm-hm.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02I got hit with a bowling ball.
0:38:02 > 0:38:06Repeatedly.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Were you drinking?
0:38:06 > 0:38:11No.
0:38:07 > 0:38:11Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13- With dinner. - Right(!)
0:38:13 > 0:38:17It's the stuff he's got, sir, it's, er...
0:38:18 > 0:38:22..I don't know what it is or where it comes from, but...
0:38:25 > 0:38:28It will give you one heck of a headache.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32Ah! Goodness!
0:38:32 > 0:38:35WEEBO: I-I wish I could make you feel better.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Hm.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39So do I.
0:38:39 > 0:38:44Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe a woman should love a man
0:38:44 > 0:38:47for what he is, not for what she wants him to be.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50Thanks for the sentiment, Weebo,
0:38:50 > 0:38:55but this isn't an area you're qualified to offer a perspective on.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58I don't have much of a smile, but I have a brain.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01I have to deal with this alone.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05It's a human matter, not for computers.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07It's for people.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Good night, Weebo.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11< Good night, Professor.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29BLEEPS
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Mm. Hm.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Hm! SHE GASPS
0:41:06 > 0:41:10Got it! WEEBO: Oh, no!
0:41:11 > 0:41:15I gotta turn this thing off. This is so embarrassing!
0:41:15 > 0:41:18Weebo, I just had this amazing dream!
0:41:18 > 0:41:22< Weebo!
0:41:19 > 0:41:21WEEBO: (Hurry, hurry, hurry.)
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Weebo! (Weebo.)
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Weebo, wake up.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30Mmm. YAWNING
0:41:30 > 0:41:32(I've solved all our problems!)
0:41:32 > 0:41:37I'm all ears.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37(Flubber is going to the basketball game.)
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Basketball? >
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Yes!
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Testing, testing.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30HE CHUCKLES
0:42:31 > 0:42:34Applying a thin layer of fluid flubber
0:42:34 > 0:42:37to synthetic leather surface of basketball.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Application complete.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Wow!
0:43:01 > 0:43:03Oops!
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Two points!
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Implementing Plan B.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Very tight.
0:43:26 > 0:43:31Tight. Careful, careful, careful, careful.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Ah!
0:43:38 > 0:43:43Secondary flubber experiment. Control elements, bungee cord,
0:43:43 > 0:43:463:1 elasticity ratio, 50-pound ballast.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49Commencing, now.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51Wish me luck.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Oh, whoa!
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-hhh!
0:43:56 > 0:44:00HE CHUCKLES Oh, yes!
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Ha-ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Who-oo-oo-oo-oo-oa!
0:44:10 > 0:44:13Bungee! Bung-ee!
0:44:14 > 0:44:16HIGH PITCHED: Help!
0:44:17 > 0:44:21Aaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!
0:44:21 > 0:44:23HE SCREAMS
0:44:29 > 0:44:31HE SPITS
0:44:32 > 0:44:35It worked!
0:44:35 > 0:44:37Ha-ha! Yes!
0:44:37 > 0:44:40HE CLEARS HIS THROAT End test.
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Did you fully fix the flubber on each tack?
0:44:51 > 0:44:54Excuse me, Darth Vader, what did you say?
0:44:54 > 0:44:59Was the flubber solution fixed to each tack before Weber painted?
0:44:59 > 0:45:01Yes! Excellent! >
0:45:01 > 0:45:03How long until the paint wears off?
0:45:03 > 0:45:05< 30 minutes.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09It'd be suspicious if it worked immediately.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12Er...isn't this cheating?
0:45:10 > 0:45:12No, it's equalising!
0:45:12 > 0:45:17Our team should have a telethon! We've gotta win this game!
0:45:17 > 0:45:20I've gotta prove to Sara that flubber works.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23I'm gonna do it right under Wilson Croft's nose.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26Don't fail me.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37Weebo? Yes?
0:45:37 > 0:45:40While I'm out, you're in charge.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42No phoning Russia again. That was Weber.
0:45:42 > 0:45:47Oh! Make sure the flubber stays in the tank.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50Got it! Under no circumstances release it.
0:45:50 > 0:45:54You know what'd happen. Understand?
0:45:52 > 0:45:54WEBBO: I understand.
0:45:54 > 0:45:58Promise?
0:45:56 > 0:45:58'Have no fear!'
0:45:58 > 0:46:00That's my girl.
0:46:00 > 0:46:04IT GIGGLES Go, Medfield! Ha-ha!
0:46:05 > 0:46:06OK!
0:46:07 > 0:46:10- TANNOY: - 'Welcome to the 86th meeting
0:46:10 > 0:46:13'of Rutland Rangers and Medfield Squirrels.
0:46:13 > 0:46:18'Rutland, if they can stay awake, should steamroll the Squirrels.'
0:46:18 > 0:46:20All right, Squirrels!
0:46:20 > 0:46:22Listen up here, now.
0:46:22 > 0:46:27OK, Rutland may have us in height and reach,
0:46:27 > 0:46:29weight and power,
0:46:29 > 0:46:32agility, speed and talent.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35They have the advantage on offence
0:46:35 > 0:46:37and...defence.
0:46:37 > 0:46:40Sure, they're...better coached,
0:46:40 > 0:46:42better trained.
0:46:42 > 0:46:47And their will to win is unmatched in the conference.
0:46:47 > 0:46:52They're undefeated in their last 108 games.
0:46:53 > 0:46:57But that doesn't mean we can't whip these guys, right?
0:46:57 > 0:46:59WHISTLE BLOWS
0:46:59 > 0:47:02CHEERING
0:47:13 > 0:47:15- ALL: Yeah! - Ohh!
0:47:19 > 0:47:21ALL: Rutland! Rangers!
0:47:37 > 0:47:40OK, Flubber, it's time that you and I
0:47:40 > 0:47:42got to know each other.
0:47:49 > 0:47:53WHISTLE BLOWS
0:47:50 > 0:47:53'Another easy basket for Rutland Rangers.
0:47:53 > 0:47:57'They have built up a commanding lead!'
0:47:57 > 0:47:59CHEERING
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Evening, Sara.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07- Excuse me? - What a coincidence!
0:48:12 > 0:48:14< Stop him! Stop him!
0:48:18 > 0:48:22CHEERING
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Come on, you guys, you gotta...
0:48:22 > 0:48:24Not now, Ernie, not now!
0:48:24 > 0:48:28Go, Medfield! HE SOUNDS HOOTER
0:48:28 > 0:48:32Ow!
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Oh, sorry. Sorry, Wilson.
0:48:38 > 0:48:41Get me another ten grand on Rutland.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47You got a problem?
0:48:47 > 0:48:52You're betting against my team?
0:48:48 > 0:48:52It's not your team. They threw you off. Remember that?
0:48:52 > 0:48:55CHEERING
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Ooh, baby! That's gotta hurt!
0:48:59 > 0:49:02Foul! He threw his hip into that!
0:49:04 > 0:49:06SQUEAKING
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Flubber?
0:49:10 > 0:49:12Flubber, where are you?
0:49:12 > 0:49:17Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
0:49:17 > 0:49:19SCRATCHES
0:49:20 > 0:49:23MAMBO MUSIC
0:49:26 > 0:49:29BRASS INSTRUMENTS SQUEAL
0:49:30 > 0:49:32Go!
0:49:36 > 0:49:39ALL: # Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... #
0:49:42 > 0:49:45# La, la, la, la, la, la, la! #
0:50:28 > 0:50:30ALL: # Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... #
0:50:32 > 0:50:35MUSIC RISES
0:50:52 > 0:50:54RATTLING
0:50:54 > 0:50:56DRUMBEAT
0:50:56 > 0:50:59TRUMPET FLOURISH
0:51:10 > 0:51:13MUSIC RISES
0:51:30 > 0:51:33Woo-hoo! Yeah!
0:51:33 > 0:51:37- CHEERING / APPLAUSE - 'Welcome back for the second half.
0:51:37 > 0:51:41'The Squirrels are getting their nuts buried,
0:51:41 > 0:51:43'trailing by 51 at intermission.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46'Coach Barker has to be thinking...
0:51:48 > 0:51:51'..for half number two.'
0:51:51 > 0:51:53Come on, expect the unexpected!
0:51:53 > 0:51:56Come on, Son. You can do it! Come on!
0:51:56 > 0:52:00Be a flying Squirrel! The impossible's possible!
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Come on, Lawrence. Rutland rules!
0:52:04 > 0:52:07CHEERING / APPLAUSE
0:52:11 > 0:52:15Show time.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15FANFARE
0:52:18 > 0:52:20HE CHUCKLES
0:52:34 > 0:52:38< Come on! Come on, you can do it!
0:52:38 > 0:52:40That's pretty good.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45ALL: Go, go!
0:52:45 > 0:52:47ALL: Let's go!
0:52:48 > 0:52:50HE GRUNTS
0:52:50 > 0:52:54Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
0:52:58 > 0:53:01AUDIENCE GASPS
0:53:01 > 0:53:03- Yes! - Gosh! We've never...!
0:53:03 > 0:53:05Yeah! Did you see that?
0:53:05 > 0:53:08Did you see that, Dad? Yes!
0:53:12 > 0:53:14What the...?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16- ALL:- Whoa!
0:53:18 > 0:53:20- CHEERING - We did it!
0:53:22 > 0:53:24THEY SHRIEK
0:53:24 > 0:53:27Hey! They're doing something illegal!
0:53:27 > 0:53:32Look, the rule book doesn't mention jumping too high! Now, sit down!
0:53:32 > 0:53:35WHISTLE BLOWS
0:53:35 > 0:53:39Looks like a lonely weekend in the mountains for you, Croft.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay!
0:53:53 > 0:53:56Did you see that, Croft?
0:54:00 > 0:54:02FANFARE PLAYS
0:54:06 > 0:54:09CHEERING Yes!
0:54:14 > 0:54:17SHRIEKS OF EXCITEMENT
0:54:18 > 0:54:20HE CHUCKLES
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Oh! Dale! Dale!
0:54:34 > 0:54:39Dale! Not the tacks!
0:54:39 > 0:54:42I don't know.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42This game isn't over yet. >
0:54:42 > 0:54:44Steal the ball, then score! >
0:54:44 > 0:54:49Educator coming! I don't know basketball, but I do know chemistry.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52Dale is having a problem with adhesive build-up
0:54:52 > 0:54:54on the bottom of his shoes.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57- Do you have any alcohol? - What?
0:54:57 > 0:54:59Excuse me. Hello, Dale.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01- Hello. - May I see your sole?
0:55:01 > 0:55:04- Wh...? - I mean the bottom of your shoe.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06Oh! Oh.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09The game's not over yet. Chin up, energy high.
0:55:09 > 0:55:12Because you know why, Dale?
0:55:12 > 0:55:14Son of a...!
0:55:15 > 0:55:19Get the ball, jump with all your soul.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21But...but I'm on this end, sir...
0:55:21 > 0:55:25Jump or I'll flunk you!
0:55:22 > 0:55:25Oh! What?
0:55:25 > 0:55:29You heard me. Jump or I'll flunk you out of my department...for good.
0:55:29 > 0:55:32- HE SIGHS - OK.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36I think that's a bit harsh but...
0:55:36 > 0:55:38Jump!
0:55:38 > 0:55:40CHANTING
0:55:40 > 0:55:43'Squirrels are trying to finish this comeback.'
0:55:43 > 0:55:49Be patient, Rutland. Plenty of time!
0:55:45 > 0:55:49'Rutland's leading with time running out.
0:55:49 > 0:55:54'The rodents fought but I think the Squirrels are a few nuts short.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57'Playing keep away are the Rangers...'
0:55:57 > 0:56:00Jump, Dale! Jump!
0:56:00 > 0:56:03'Jepner soars into the air and makes the steal!
0:56:03 > 0:56:07'Look at him go! Jepner with wings, soars to the other end.
0:56:07 > 0:56:10'He's over the bucket, he's through!
0:56:10 > 0:56:13'Medfield upsets Rutland! Incredible...!'
0:56:13 > 0:56:16- No! - 'The Squirrels are going nuts!'
0:56:16 > 0:56:18- We won! - Oh, we did it! We did it!
0:56:18 > 0:56:20Foul! Foul!
0:56:20 > 0:56:24It's illegal to accompany the ball through the hoop!
0:56:24 > 0:56:27Come on, I owe you dinner.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30Sara.
0:56:30 > 0:56:32- Good night. - Good night.
0:56:34 > 0:56:38Brainard had something to do with this.
0:56:38 > 0:56:42It's the same stuff we saw the other night at his house.
0:56:42 > 0:56:43Right.
0:56:45 > 0:56:49I don't know how, but I'm certain your team cheated.
0:56:49 > 0:56:52You're just being a sore loser.
0:56:52 > 0:56:54Sara?
0:56:54 > 0:56:56May I speak to you...alone?
0:56:56 > 0:56:59What you say to her, you can say to both of us,
0:56:59 > 0:57:02if you can remember.
0:57:02 > 0:57:04Sara...
0:57:04 > 0:57:06..flubber.
0:57:07 > 0:57:10Flubber? It sounds like baby shampoo.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15Flubber...is what won the game.
0:57:15 > 0:57:20That aerial ballet was because I flubberised the boys' shoes.
0:57:20 > 0:57:22A little on the bottom...
0:57:22 > 0:57:25You are remarkable.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31Sara...?
0:57:31 > 0:57:34Good night, Phillip.
0:57:34 > 0:57:36Watch yourself.
0:57:37 > 0:57:41Now, what do we have to do to get you to take a hint?
0:57:41 > 0:57:43It's over, Phillip. You lost.
0:57:43 > 0:57:45Go home, play with your rubber.
0:57:50 > 0:57:53CAR ENGINE STARTS
0:58:13 > 0:58:17What kind of car does that Brainard fellow drive?
0:58:17 > 0:58:19Old T-bird. Why?
0:58:19 > 0:58:21I just saw it.
0:58:21 > 0:58:24So?
0:58:22 > 0:58:24It was flying.
0:58:27 > 0:58:30You heard me. Flying.
0:58:37 > 0:58:40WEBBO: Hey, who won?
0:58:38 > 0:58:40We did.
0:58:40 > 0:58:43WEBBO: Um... Professor,
0:58:43 > 0:58:46why the long face?
0:58:48 > 0:58:50I think you know why.
0:58:50 > 0:58:54Would it be...a Sara issue?
0:58:55 > 0:58:58I wish I understood human beings.
0:58:59 > 0:59:01I wish I understood women.
0:59:01 > 0:59:04I wish I understood emotions and passions.
0:59:04 > 0:59:06I wish I understood any of that.
0:59:06 > 0:59:09If I did, I wouldn't have spent my life
0:59:09 > 0:59:12trying to figure out how the world works.
0:59:12 > 0:59:16I would've been trying to figure out why it works.
0:59:18 > 0:59:20I know I love her, Weebo.
0:59:22 > 0:59:26Every neuron in my system is saturated with phenylephrine.
0:59:26 > 0:59:30It triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration.
0:59:30 > 0:59:32The truth is, Weebo,
0:59:32 > 0:59:36I'm not absentminded because I'm selfish, crazy or...
0:59:36 > 0:59:38or inconsiderate.
0:59:38 > 0:59:42I'm absentminded because I'm in love with Sara.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44(Oh, Professor.)
0:59:45 > 0:59:47That doesn't matter any more.
0:59:47 > 0:59:51Cos I don't get any more chances with her.
0:59:51 > 0:59:55No, that's not true! There's always another chance!
0:59:55 > 0:59:58It's probably just as well it's over.
0:59:58 > 1:00:00(What?)
1:00:00 > 1:00:03She has to move on. I'm not right for her.
1:00:03 > 1:00:05You knew that, didn't you, Weebo?
1:00:05 > 1:00:08You never wanted me to marry her.
1:00:08 > 1:00:11Hm. You were right.
1:00:11 > 1:00:13I wasn't right for her.
1:00:13 > 1:00:15You're the one for me, Weebo.
1:00:16 > 1:00:18Just the two of us.
1:00:18 > 1:00:21And Flubber makes three.
1:00:23 > 1:00:26Good night, Weeb.
1:00:24 > 1:00:26< Night.
1:00:26 > 1:00:29Er, er, Professor...
1:00:34 > 1:00:36And this is the God's truth.
1:00:36 > 1:00:39I want him to have what he wants,
1:00:39 > 1:00:41even if it means you instead of me.
1:00:50 > 1:00:52DOG BARKS
1:00:55 > 1:00:57WHIRRING
1:01:01 > 1:01:03BOING!
1:01:15 > 1:01:17(Sara?)
1:01:17 > 1:01:21Sara, it's me.
1:01:19 > 1:01:21Weebo?
1:01:21 > 1:01:24May I come in? Oh, I'm sorry to wake you like this
1:01:24 > 1:01:26but I can't ring the doorbell.
1:01:28 > 1:01:30Everything OK with Phillip?
1:01:30 > 1:01:33Yeah. It's not a conventional emergency.
1:01:33 > 1:01:37Phillip would be very angry if he knew I left.
1:01:37 > 1:01:39But I have to show you something.
1:01:39 > 1:01:41Do you have a minute?
1:01:41 > 1:01:43Listen.
1:01:43 > 1:01:46'I know I love her, Weebo.
1:01:48 > 1:01:52'Every neuron in my system is saturated with phenylephrine.
1:01:52 > 1:01:56'It triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration.
1:01:56 > 1:02:01'The truth is, I'm not absentminded because I'm selfish, crazy or...
1:02:01 > 1:02:03'..or inconsiderate.
1:02:03 > 1:02:07'I'm absentminded cos I'm in love with Sara.'
1:02:14 > 1:02:17And this will be our little secret.
1:02:28 > 1:02:30(Phillip?)
1:02:38 > 1:02:40(Sara?)
1:03:02 > 1:03:05This is it! This is the solution!
1:03:05 > 1:03:08This is how we save the school.
1:03:08 > 1:03:12That's what I've been saying. Flubber. You saw what it did.
1:03:12 > 1:03:15- Yes! - Imagine the shoes we could make.
1:03:15 > 1:03:18Oh, no, no, no, Phillip. Not shoes.
1:03:18 > 1:03:20No. Look.
1:03:20 > 1:03:22This! Flight!
1:03:22 > 1:03:24- Flight?- Yes.
1:03:24 > 1:03:27- Oh! Of course! - Air travel!
1:03:27 > 1:03:29Oh, Sara! Air travel?
1:03:29 > 1:03:32- Yes! - Oh. We'd better sell this.
1:03:32 > 1:03:34Oh, Phillip!
1:03:40 > 1:03:42WHIRRING
1:03:49 > 1:03:51Hey!
1:03:51 > 1:03:53Dr Reynolds, Professor.
1:03:53 > 1:03:55It's a pleasure to meet you.
1:03:56 > 1:03:59I believe you know my son.
1:03:59 > 1:04:02He used to play basketball for Medfield.
1:04:03 > 1:04:05Lovely old car.
1:04:05 > 1:04:08Mind if I take a look under the hood?
1:04:08 > 1:04:10Yes, I do!
1:04:10 > 1:04:13And I don't appreciate you... gentlemen,
1:04:13 > 1:04:16letting yourselves on to my property.
1:04:16 > 1:04:19I expected something more complex.
1:04:19 > 1:04:23There's a lot of money in your...discovery.
1:04:23 > 1:04:26Perhaps we could make a deal.
1:04:27 > 1:04:31Any discovery I make belongs to Medfield College.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34Soon, there'll be no Medfield College.
1:04:34 > 1:04:38We'll see about that!
1:04:35 > 1:04:38You could make a lot of money.
1:04:39 > 1:04:41If we wanted to make money,
1:04:41 > 1:04:43we wouldn't have become teachers(!)
1:04:43 > 1:04:46Think you can sell it for what you owe me
1:04:46 > 1:04:48by the end of the term?
1:04:48 > 1:04:50We will.
1:04:50 > 1:04:52I'll forget the debt now.
1:04:54 > 1:04:56No, I'm not selling.
1:04:56 > 1:05:00When I leave, I take my offer with me.
1:05:00 > 1:05:02We understand.
1:05:03 > 1:05:06Good luck.
1:05:08 > 1:05:10Come on.
1:05:10 > 1:05:12Watch your back, smart guy.
1:05:12 > 1:05:15Bad move, Professor.
1:05:27 > 1:05:29Good morning!
1:05:33 > 1:05:35Pardon me, Mr Seldon,
1:05:35 > 1:05:38are you interested in seeing Phillip Brainard?
1:05:38 > 1:05:42Who?
1:05:39 > 1:05:42The college professor you spoke to on the 6th,
1:05:42 > 1:05:44about a brand new car design.
1:05:44 > 1:05:47Say I'm busy. Thank him for the interest.
1:05:47 > 1:05:49And send him a hat.
1:05:49 > 1:05:52He's here. He's right outside.
1:05:57 > 1:05:59EXCITED CHATTER
1:06:11 > 1:06:14'It's one of the rarest watches you could own.
1:06:14 > 1:06:17'This watch is called the Scarab...'
1:06:19 > 1:06:21IT YAWNS
1:06:21 > 1:06:23Good night, Weber.
1:06:24 > 1:06:28IT WHIRRS AND SHUTS DOWN
1:06:29 > 1:06:31DOG BARKS
1:06:37 > 1:06:39BEEPS What?
1:06:40 > 1:06:42DOG BARKS
1:06:42 > 1:06:46CLASH OF CYMBALS / BARKING
1:06:46 > 1:06:48WHIRRING
1:06:56 > 1:06:59WHIRRING
1:07:02 > 1:07:04One goon.
1:07:06 > 1:07:10Two goons.
1:07:28 > 1:07:30TAPPING FROM INSIDE
1:07:30 > 1:07:32Hey!
1:07:32 > 1:07:36- What? - I think I found it.
1:07:36 > 1:07:38You found it all right!
1:07:39 > 1:07:42IT CHUCKLES
1:07:40 > 1:07:42HE GROANS
1:07:42 > 1:07:44(What was that?)
1:07:44 > 1:07:47Take two.
1:07:50 > 1:07:52WHIRRING
1:07:54 > 1:07:57WHIRRING
1:07:59 > 1:08:01WHIRRING
1:08:03 > 1:08:05Knock, knock!
1:08:09 > 1:08:11WHIRRING
1:08:16 > 1:08:19BUGLE PLAYS
1:08:20 > 1:08:22Kiss me, big boy!
1:08:34 > 1:08:36Did you get it?
1:08:36 > 1:08:38Yeah.
1:08:38 > 1:08:40GROANS
1:08:51 > 1:08:53Oh, I've never seen so many zeros!
1:08:53 > 1:08:58When they saw us fly, they couldn't wait to write the cheque!
1:08:58 > 1:09:00- This will save the school! - Yes!
1:09:05 > 1:09:08LOW PITCHED BEEP
1:09:16 > 1:09:18Weebo?
1:09:22 > 1:09:24Weebo?
1:09:32 > 1:09:35They took the flubber!
1:09:35 > 1:09:37Weebo?
1:09:37 > 1:09:39ELECTRICITY FIZZES
1:09:45 > 1:09:47- Weebo!- Oh!
1:09:47 > 1:09:51Um...you're leaking battery fluid.
1:09:52 > 1:09:54Weebo...it's me.
1:09:58 > 1:10:00Do you have a signal?
1:10:00 > 1:10:02Do you have an audio signal?
1:10:02 > 1:10:05Tracking, it's me, Professor Brainard.
1:10:05 > 1:10:07Focus, Weebo.
1:10:07 > 1:10:10(Can you see me?)
1:10:12 > 1:10:15(She sees me.)
1:10:15 > 1:10:18Oh! Weebo...
1:10:18 > 1:10:22..it's all right. I need to get some sort of extension cord,
1:10:22 > 1:10:25something so I can...recharge her.
1:10:25 > 1:10:27I-I've got to download her quick.
1:10:27 > 1:10:30Weebo!
1:10:30 > 1:10:32It's all right, it's OK.
1:10:32 > 1:10:34Weebo?
1:10:34 > 1:10:36Can you hear me?
1:10:39 > 1:10:41It's going to be all right.
1:10:41 > 1:10:45It's like the time you ran into the wall when I first made you.
1:10:45 > 1:10:48We'll get you upstairs, into AC.
1:10:51 > 1:10:54She's losing...she's losing power.
1:10:54 > 1:10:56(It's OK. It's all right.)
1:10:56 > 1:10:59I'm going to get you to the docking station
1:10:59 > 1:11:02till I can make repairs.
1:11:08 > 1:11:10(Weebo?)
1:11:15 > 1:11:17(Goodbye, my friend.)
1:11:27 > 1:11:29Why would they do that?
1:11:30 > 1:11:32Why?
1:11:53 > 1:11:55I don't know what to do with her.
1:11:58 > 1:12:01What happens to the soul of a machine, Sara?
1:12:04 > 1:12:07(Can you fix her?)
1:12:08 > 1:12:10We can make repairs,
1:12:10 > 1:12:14but I can never bring back the life it was she had.
1:12:14 > 1:12:16That's gone.
1:12:16 > 1:12:18I never knew what it was.
1:12:18 > 1:12:20It was some glorious accident.
1:12:20 > 1:12:25I kept trying to recreate it, isolate it, find out what it was.
1:12:25 > 1:12:27I never could.
1:12:29 > 1:12:31What was that...word...
1:12:31 > 1:12:34..she displayed on her screen?
1:12:34 > 1:12:36Probably a file name.
1:12:37 > 1:12:39Why was she displaying it?
1:12:39 > 1:12:43She was damaged and downloaded random information.
1:12:43 > 1:12:45What was that word?
1:12:47 > 1:12:49Oh, can you remember?
1:12:49 > 1:12:52No.
1:12:52 > 1:12:54Try.
1:12:54 > 1:12:56I am.
1:12:59 > 1:13:02It began with "S"!
1:13:06 > 1:13:08BEEPING
1:13:09 > 1:13:13Hello, Phillip. It's me... Weebo.
1:13:13 > 1:13:15If I was human, that is.
1:13:15 > 1:13:18If you're watching this,
1:13:18 > 1:13:20I'm no longer here.
1:13:21 > 1:13:25I hope my demise didn't cause you undue distress.
1:13:25 > 1:13:28Phillip?
1:13:28 > 1:13:31A full and complete design of me is in this file.
1:13:31 > 1:13:34You didn't forget it, I never showed you it.
1:13:36 > 1:13:38I've made a few changes.
1:13:38 > 1:13:41I've removed a few of my flaws...
1:13:42 > 1:13:45..and added a little of you.
1:13:47 > 1:13:50I hope that you can love my daughter
1:13:50 > 1:13:52as much as I loved you.
1:14:07 > 1:14:09BEEPING
1:14:30 > 1:14:33Ooh!
1:14:40 > 1:14:43Surprise, surprise(!)
1:14:43 > 1:14:47Professor Brainard, Dr Reynolds,
1:14:47 > 1:14:50good evening. Sit down.
1:14:52 > 1:14:54You look...er...
1:14:54 > 1:14:57Weary?
1:14:55 > 1:14:57Yes, weary.
1:14:58 > 1:15:00Came to repay your loan?
1:15:00 > 1:15:05No.
1:15:01 > 1:15:05I know you didn't. I was just having a little fun!
1:15:05 > 1:15:07I'm here to sell you the flubber.
1:15:07 > 1:15:09Been to your house recently?
1:15:09 > 1:15:14Yes.
1:15:11 > 1:15:14Do I really need to buy it?
1:15:15 > 1:15:18Flubber is a very quixotic substance.
1:15:18 > 1:15:22It's difficult to handle. Tried to do anything with it?
1:15:22 > 1:15:26My man is working on it. It won't be a problem.
1:15:26 > 1:15:28I can make it a lot easier for you.
1:15:29 > 1:15:32Give us a 30-day extension on the loan,
1:15:32 > 1:15:36I'll tell you all I know and make you a lot of flubber.
1:15:37 > 1:15:39I'll give you the 30 days
1:15:39 > 1:15:42and after that, you give me two years.
1:15:42 > 1:15:46Whatever you come up with over the next two years is mine.
1:15:46 > 1:15:48- That's not fair! - BOING!
1:15:48 > 1:15:51Shop somewhere else, lady.
1:15:51 > 1:15:54Sara, Sara... I'll do it.
1:15:55 > 1:15:58May I see the flubber?
1:15:58 > 1:16:02Would you like to show these good people to the library?
1:16:06 > 1:16:08BEEP!
1:16:08 > 1:16:10ENGINE GROWLS
1:16:41 > 1:16:45You're going to enjoy this. Professor?
1:16:46 > 1:16:48I got you a little help.
1:16:49 > 1:16:52Ah! The lovebirds!
1:16:52 > 1:16:56Wilson! Shame on you!
1:16:56 > 1:17:00Welcome!
1:16:57 > 1:17:00You finally gave up teaching.
1:17:00 > 1:17:04How could I pass up the chance to transform the energy industry?
1:17:04 > 1:17:08Flubber! Very interesting, Phil.
1:17:08 > 1:17:10Too bad it's so unstable.
1:17:10 > 1:17:14I was just looking over the formula, dangerous mix.
1:17:14 > 1:17:18You have to know how to deal with it. A few precautions...
1:17:18 > 1:17:20Hey, hey! Hang on, Einsteen.
1:17:20 > 1:17:23- Stein. - Whatever.
1:17:24 > 1:17:26What's this?
1:17:26 > 1:17:30It's a hand cream that acts as a separating agent.
1:17:30 > 1:17:32Right(!)
1:17:32 > 1:17:34Um...
1:17:35 > 1:17:38It's so I can handle the flubber.
1:17:38 > 1:17:40It's OK.
1:17:40 > 1:17:42Thank you. She needs to help me.
1:17:42 > 1:17:44Rub it on your hands.
1:17:44 > 1:17:47- Yee! - Whoa!
1:17:52 > 1:17:54It's a, er...
1:17:57 > 1:17:59..squirt gun.
1:17:59 > 1:18:01What's it for?
1:18:01 > 1:18:04To lower the temperature of the tank.
1:18:04 > 1:18:06Let him have it.
1:18:09 > 1:18:11No, no. Give it to him.
1:18:11 > 1:18:13No. No, no. Give it to him!
1:18:13 > 1:18:15Will you... stop that and give it to him?
1:18:17 > 1:18:20Put...put it in his hand and give it to him!
1:18:20 > 1:18:24No, no, no, no! Give the gun to him!
1:18:25 > 1:18:27Oh!
1:18:27 > 1:18:30Thank you.
1:18:28 > 1:18:30You're welcome.
1:18:52 > 1:18:54SOFT GURGLING
1:18:54 > 1:18:57You OK? It's me.
1:18:57 > 1:18:59Ah!
1:19:01 > 1:19:04IT GIGGLES
1:19:02 > 1:19:04There you go.
1:19:04 > 1:19:07Eeek!
1:19:05 > 1:19:07HE GASPS
1:19:13 > 1:19:15Do it for Weebo.
1:19:15 > 1:19:17IT SQUEALS
1:19:17 > 1:19:20Look out!
1:19:29 > 1:19:31< Get him!
1:19:36 > 1:19:40Oh, deer!
1:19:37 > 1:19:40- Ah!- Going somewhere?
1:19:40 > 1:19:41Wilson...
1:19:43 > 1:19:45Oh!
1:19:51 > 1:19:54Right, left, right, left...
1:19:58 > 1:20:00- Sara! - Grab her!
1:20:00 > 1:20:02- What? - Jump!
1:20:02 > 1:20:04I'm coming, Sara!
1:20:04 > 1:20:07Oh, yes!
1:20:07 > 1:20:09Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oh!
1:20:09 > 1:20:12Aaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!
1:20:10 > 1:20:12Ooh-aah!
1:20:21 > 1:20:24Hey, lumpy! Come on.
1:20:24 > 1:20:26Let's go, smart guy.
1:20:32 > 1:20:34Ow!
1:20:34 > 1:20:37< Phillip, look out!
1:20:46 > 1:20:48- Whoo-hoo! - Sara!
1:20:51 > 1:20:54- Get him! - This one's for Weebo!
1:20:56 > 1:20:59Aaa-aaa-aaa-argh!
1:21:01 > 1:21:04Aaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!
1:21:04 > 1:21:06GURGLE!
1:21:07 > 1:21:10GURGLE / SLOSH
1:21:10 > 1:21:12GIGGLING
1:21:17 > 1:21:19GURGLING
1:21:21 > 1:21:24GURGLING
1:21:25 > 1:21:27Call Mummy.
1:21:33 > 1:21:36HE WHIMPERS
1:21:39 > 1:21:41Wow!
1:21:50 > 1:21:52HE WHISTLES
1:22:01 > 1:22:03Hm.
1:22:05 > 1:22:07Beautiful.
1:22:09 > 1:22:11For as much as these two people
1:22:11 > 1:22:15have finally consented together in holy wedlock
1:22:15 > 1:22:19and have witnessed the same before God and this company,
1:22:19 > 1:22:22I pronounce, believe it or not,
1:22:22 > 1:22:26that they be husband and wife together.
1:22:26 > 1:22:29You may now kiss the video screen. >
1:22:29 > 1:22:31Oh!
1:22:36 > 1:22:39'I love you, Sara.
1:22:39 > 1:22:41'I love you.'
1:22:41 > 1:22:45BRIDAL MARCH / APPLAUSE
1:22:47 > 1:22:50I'll meet you at the reception. I'm almost done.
1:22:50 > 1:22:54It's going to be remarkable!
1:22:52 > 1:22:54Phillip, please be careful.
1:22:54 > 1:22:58'These chemicals are completely compatible.
1:22:58 > 1:23:01'There's no chance that anything could go wrong.'
1:23:16 > 1:23:18Hey, pal.
1:23:18 > 1:23:21We're 30,000 feet up in the air.
1:23:21 > 1:23:25There's no monsters or bad guys way up here, OK?
1:23:25 > 1:23:27You can look out the window.
1:23:39 > 1:23:43FLUBBER GIGGLES
1:23:44 > 1:23:47WEBETTE: Mom! Mom! Flubber's gone.
1:23:47 > 1:23:50Get back here!
1:23:55 > 1:23:57When we get to the hotel, I don't care,
1:23:57 > 1:24:00I'm not sharing a room with him!
1:24:00 > 1:24:02He's gross! He bounces, he squeaks,
1:24:02 > 1:24:07he phase shifts. I mean, he's a quasi-plasmoid!
1:24:07 > 1:24:09If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts.
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