0:00:43 > 0:00:47'I was Flint's first mate that voyage.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50'Three days east of Tortola in the Caribbie.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55'Flint knew an island. That's where we buried the treasure.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59'Gold and blood - they were Flint's trademarks.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02'He'd leave both behind him that day.'
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# Shiver my timbers Shiver my soul
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# Yo ho heave ho
0:01:12 > 0:01:17# There are men whose hearts are black as coal
0:01:17 > 0:01:19# Yo ho heave ho
0:01:19 > 0:01:23# And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue
0:01:23 > 0:01:26# A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew
0:01:26 > 0:01:30# It's as dark a tale as was ever told
0:01:30 > 0:01:35# Of the lust for treasure and the love of goo-ooooo-old
0:01:35 > 0:01:39# Shiver my timbers Shiver my sides
0:01:39 > 0:01:41# Yo ho heave ho
0:01:41 > 0:01:45# There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides
0:01:45 > 0:01:48# Yo ho heave ho
0:01:48 > 0:01:52# And as those buccaneers drown their sins in rum
0:01:52 > 0:01:55# The devil himself would have to call them scum
0:01:55 > 0:01:59# Every man aboard would have killed his mate
0:01:59 > 0:02:03# For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight
0:02:03 > 0:02:04# A piece of eight
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# A piece of eight
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Five, six, seven, eight
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# Hulla wakka, hulla wakka Something not right
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight
0:02:15 > 0:02:17# Hula wakka, hula wakka Sailor man beware
0:02:17 > 0:02:22# Where de money in de ground There's murder in de air
0:02:22 > 0:02:23# Murder in the air
0:02:23 > 0:02:25# One more time now
0:02:25 > 0:02:28# Shiver my timbers Shiver my bones
0:02:28 > 0:02:31# Yo ho heave ho
0:02:31 > 0:02:36# There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones
0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Yo ho heave ho
0:02:38 > 0:02:42# When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed
0:02:42 > 0:02:46# There's no turning back from any course that's laid
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# When greed and villainy sail the sea
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# You can bet your boots there'll be treachery
0:02:52 > 0:02:56# Treachery...
0:03:02 > 0:03:06# Shiver my timbers Shiver my sails
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# Dead men tell no tales! #
0:03:11 > 0:03:15'Oh, aye. 15 men went ashore that day,
0:03:15 > 0:03:19and only Flint, his own self, returned.'
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh, aye. And then old Flinty up and died
0:03:22 > 0:03:27before they could get back to that cursed island and get the treasure.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32No-one knows to this day who has old Flint's map.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39It was the first dozen times!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I'll drink to that!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44But who has the map now?
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Some black-hearted, squid-sucking buccaneer?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Or maybe it's our very own Jim Hawkins!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Eh, Jimmy?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57If I had it we wouldn't be serving you!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00We'd be searching for that treasure.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Sailing the seas on a five year mission.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Boldly going where no man has gone before.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07That's catchy!
0:04:07 > 0:04:12If I had that map I'd trade it for a decent meal.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Gonzo, is he gonna eat this?
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Aye! Beware the one-legged man! He's the one to fear!
0:04:18 > 0:04:23We'll watch for him, Captain.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Yeah, if he's delivering a pizza!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Even old Flinty feared him.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30If he comes here, run for me whippety-quick.
0:04:30 > 0:04:36If we see him, we'll tell you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36One leg, three heads, few dozen noses...
0:04:36 > 0:04:38It's nae joking matter, hose-nose!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41The one-legged man brings death.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- <- Time, gentlemen!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46It's closing time!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49You pays your bills and then you shove off.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Moooo!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Drunk again, are you?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Moooo! - Look at the state of this place!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01How comes it gets to be such a pigsty?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04No offence meant, gentlemen, sirs.
0:05:04 > 0:05:10Here's to you, boys.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10COINS CHINK
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'm away to my room.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15Come back tomorrow for our lunchtime special - roast suckling...
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Huh?
0:05:16 > 0:05:17..potatoes!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- No offence, madam, no offence.- Ha!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Aaaaah!
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Right, boys!
0:05:24 > 0:05:28When you're finished, clean the kitchen.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I left some scraps for your supper.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, yes! And, boys -
0:05:33 > 0:05:37last night you forgot to put out the lantern.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Forget again and there'll be no scraps for a week.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43You're standing on my ear!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Whoa! Whoa!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Easy, Rizzo!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50That's it. Steady.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- I hate my life.- I hate it too.
0:05:52 > 0:06:00If I had a life, I'd hate it.
0:05:54 > 0:06:00I should run off to sea like Father. He was my age. Wound up first mate.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Just leave everybody?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I'm an orphan. I've got no family.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Hey, you got us.- Yeah, we're family.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Whoa!- Whoa...!- Ow!
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Some family we are! Be serious, Rizzo. We don't exactly look alike.
0:06:17 > 0:06:22All right, so I'm a rat, and you're human, and Gonzo's...
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Whatever.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26We're still family.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I wish my life were more like Captain Bones'.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Sailing the high seas searching for treasure.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Discovering lost islands and weird civilisations.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Navigating with my father's compass.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45To the southwest, pirate galleons.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50To the southeast, multi-armed shark women with exploding wigs of death!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- To the northwest, dirty dishes!- >
0:06:53 > 0:06:55How does she do that?
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Might as well start. I'll wash.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I'll dry.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'll break!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07# I look around here and I want to cry
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Me too!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12# I feel like the world is passing me by
0:07:12 > 0:07:14It is!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19# And I just can't help but wonder am I doomed to wash and dry?
0:07:19 > 0:07:24# And is it a curse I'm under to do it till I die?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I hope not!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30# When I could be an explorer sailing off to distant lands
0:07:30 > 0:07:35# Instead of spending every afternoon getting dishpan hands
0:07:35 > 0:07:40# The future looks like nowhere that I want to be
0:07:40 > 0:07:44# There's got to be something better Something better
0:07:44 > 0:07:49# There's got to be something better than this for me
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Now you're talking!
0:07:50 > 0:07:54# If it's weird and wild let's go and find it
0:07:54 > 0:07:57# The crazier the better is what I say
0:07:57 > 0:07:59That's true!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02# To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Mind what?
0:08:03 > 0:08:07# If we found someplace with ten square meals a day
0:08:07 > 0:08:10# Let danger call my name
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# If it does I'm gonna hide!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15# I'll put my courage to the test
0:08:15 > 0:08:20# And I'll be by your side
0:08:18 > 0:08:20# He'll be by your side
0:08:20 > 0:08:25# There's got to be something better than this
0:08:25 > 0:08:31# I know that there's so much out there to see
0:08:31 > 0:08:38# And I know this life I'm living can't be my destiny...
0:08:38 > 0:08:41# There's got to be something better
0:08:41 > 0:08:42# Something better
0:08:42 > 0:08:47# There's got to be something better than this for me
0:08:47 > 0:08:50And me!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Wait a minute - what about me?
0:08:50 > 0:09:06# There's something better than this for you and meeee-eee-eeee. #
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Enough singing!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Rum!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I need rum, lads!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I got the horrors! Gimme rum!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Rum till I float!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19All right! Just one small one.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Don't be giving him any more rum!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24How does she bloody do that?!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27TAPPING OUTSIDE Shhh!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Aha!
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Billy Bones, it's me, Blind Pew!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57I know you're here, Billy!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01You snivelling coward!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06- It's a blind fiend.- I believe they prefer "visually challenged" fiend.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07I heard that!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10There's someone here!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13No, over here!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Over here!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Moooo!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Billy Bones!
0:10:23 > 0:10:28I'd know that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Excuse me, sir, the bar is closed.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Aha!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Aha! A pretty little girl, is it?
0:10:36 > 0:10:41Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44There's no Billy Bones here.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46And I'm not a girl.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50I am visually challenged, but I can see you're lying.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51GUN CLICKS Hmm?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Aaaaiiieeeeee!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Good evening Bill.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I know it's you.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04Yes. You thought you could get away with it, didn't you?
0:11:04 > 0:11:09Just take it all for yourself, and leave your shipmates with nothing.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12We're not pleased with that, Bill.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Not at all.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18We want you to have...this!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Ho ho!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Ha ha ha!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Ho ho ho ho!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33< CAT: Miaow!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Watch where you're going, you stupid cat!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51The Black Spot!
0:11:51 > 0:11:57Aaaa-aaaa-aaaaa-aaaagh!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I don't understand. What is the Black Spot?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- A pirate's death sentence! - Fabulous!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09They'll come to kill me tonight!
0:12:09 > 0:12:14- We'd better help.- Yeah.- It's my old sea chest them lubbers are after.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19- Underwear.- But I'll shake out another reef and daddle them again!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Run that by us again in English.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25It's mine! I'm going for that treasure myself!
0:12:25 > 0:12:29And no one-legged son of a bilge rat will...will...
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Aaaaagh!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Captain Bones!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35He died?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37This is meant to be a kids' movie!
0:12:37 > 0:12:42Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45You've been decent to Billy Bones.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50I'm not Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim. He is!
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Jim?- Yes, Captain?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Jim Jimmy Jimmy Jim Jim Jim Jim?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- What is it?- Take the map.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01- What map?- To old Flint's treasure! I was Flint's first mate!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Blind Pew and me.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09Me old shipmates'll gully me for sure to get their mitts on that map.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Gullying hurts, right?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Oh, aye, a lot! So quick! Go to my sea chest.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Get the map.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Oh, there.- Oh, I think I've...oh no.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Hey, guys, look!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Rizzo!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Here, what's this?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Hey, Rizzo, look!
0:13:39 > 0:13:43It IS a treasure map.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- We're gonna be rich. - We're gonna be dead.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Beware, lads, beware!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- The one-legged man?- Aye.
0:13:48 > 0:13:53But also beware running with scissors or other pointy objects.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56It's good fun till someone loses an...
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Aaaaaagh!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Captain?
0:14:01 > 0:14:06We are standing in a room with a dead guy!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08ALL SHRIEK
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Jim!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Oh, Billy Bones!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Trick or treat? Ha ha ha ha!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31You know what we want, Billy!
0:14:38 > 0:14:43Where are you, Billy Bones? Where are you, Billy?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Mrs Bluveridge!
0:14:46 > 0:14:50There's no use in hiding! Grrrrr!
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Can't a woman get her beauty sleep? Jim, what're you doing?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Aha! Aha!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Voila!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05CLOCK CHIMES
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- I found the gun. - We got to load it.- OK.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Atchooo!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Where does she keep the bullets?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Billy's dead! And he hasn't got the bloody map!
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Ha! Those little girls must have it. Get them!
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Gonzo! I've found the bullets. Here they are!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Ooops.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Open up!
0:15:32 > 0:15:37We want the map and we'll skewer anybody that gets in the way!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Quick, Jim, the back stairs!
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Run, run!
0:15:48 > 0:15:53Get out of my inn, you tattooed miseries!
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Can't a woman get a night's sleep? Come 'ere, you!
0:16:01 > 0:16:05This gun is useless! You lost all the bullets!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07You're losing the powder.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10The map - tell us where it is, or die!
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Run! Run, run, run!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Out of the way! Out of the way!
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Stop!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh, woof.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Ow!
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Geronimo!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Guys!
0:16:54 > 0:16:57What an exit. Right through a brick wall.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- I am in such pain. - Come on.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I think I smell something burning.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07What're we gonna do?!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11We can't go home, so...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh, no! Uh-uh.
0:17:13 > 0:17:18I'm not going on some crazy treasure hunt. I'm staying here.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Good idea, Rizzo! Stay with burned, vicious pirates.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25What're we waiting for?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Come on, let's go. - Wait. What about Mrs Bluveridge?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I'll be fine, boys. Run for it!
0:17:33 > 0:17:36How DOES she do that?!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Who's gonna clean all this up?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Two for a penny, sir?
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Lovely, hot baked potatoes!
0:17:50 > 0:17:53What a night!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55There it is.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56- Oh.- Oh.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Trelawney and Son Master Ship Builders
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Whoa. Do we actually believe some bozo'll give us a ship
0:18:08 > 0:18:11just cos we show him Bones' map?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13It's worth a try, Rizzo.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I don't know...
0:18:15 > 0:18:18May I help you?
0:18:18 > 0:18:23I wish to speak to Squire Trelawney, the ship builder. We need a ship.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28I'm sorry. The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32He will return on the feast of St Lulu.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Thank you.- Oh...- Oh, well.
0:18:35 > 0:18:42Of course, his rich, half-wit son, YOUNG Squire Trelawney is here.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44We'll see him, then.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51Well, gentlemen, this is definitely a genuine, bona fide treasure map.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Really?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Yes. Mr Bimbo told me so.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Oh. Mr Bimbo lives in my finger.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02He's very smart. He's been to the moon.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Thank you. Twice!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- I smell a bozo.- Mmm-hmm.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Well done, Beakie!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Now we know that is definitely too much gunpowder.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22BEAKER WHIMPERS
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Beaker, stop fooling around. We've got company.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30This is Dr Livesey and his assistant, Beaker.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35- They do research and development for Papa.- Hello.- Hello.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Actually, squire, we need a ship for an ocean voyage.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Ocean?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Ocean...
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- Ocean? - The ocean?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47The big, blue wet thing?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Oh! The big, blue wet thing!
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Yes!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I know what's happening here -
0:19:54 > 0:19:59you chaps are planning to sail to this island to dig up this treasure.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Yes, but keep it quiet. Pirates want this map.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06They'd kill us for it. Isn't that exciting?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11We'll use one of Daddy's boats,
0:20:11 > 0:20:15and I'll personally finance the voyage myself.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16You'll do that? Really?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Certainly. What are rich, half-wit sons for?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Here's the dock. Where's our boat?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31A dock? That's why I'm seasick.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Morning, squire.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Welcome!
0:20:35 > 0:20:36There she is.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39The Hispanola.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Wow!- Woo-hoo!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Come on, let's go!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Yeah, let's go.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Take a cruise, you said.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00See the world, you said.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09Could be worse - we could be stuck in the audience.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Mr Bimbo, the ship is provisioned, the crew in place,
0:21:14 > 0:21:16and the Captain will be aboard soon.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19You have been a busy little man.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Look, there goes Jim.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Oooh, look! The boat-steering thing.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29This is called the helm.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Hey, how does it feel,
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Captain Hawkins? - Feels like we're really doing it.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Feels like we're finally having an adventure.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Yeah. I'm starving. Where's the kitchen?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- # Heigh ho and up she rises > - Mmm! Something smells good.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- # Heigh ho and up she rises - Cool!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50# Heigh ho and up she rises
0:21:50 > 0:21:53# Early in the morning
0:21:54 > 0:21:56# Put him in the longboat till he's sober
0:21:57 > 0:21:59# Put him in the longboat till he's sober
0:22:00 > 0:22:03# Put him in the longboat till he's sober
0:22:03 > 0:22:04# Early in the morning #
0:22:04 > 0:22:07What have we here? Stowaways!
0:22:07 > 0:22:12I'm afraid we shish-kebab and barbecue stowaways on THIS ship!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I know - you must be the cabin boys.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Yeah.- Yeah.- Hungry, lads?
0:22:26 > 0:22:30In my galley, you're welcome to help yourselves.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Yes! Thank you!
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Yahoo! Ha ha!
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Yes!
0:22:37 > 0:22:42He's got a healthy appetite. How about you, funny-face? Here.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Hey, thank you!
0:22:45 > 0:22:50I'm Gonzo. The guy in the chicken is Rizzo.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Yo!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53And you must be Master Hawkins.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Yes, sir.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58You needn't call a lowly ship's cook "sir".
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Long John Silver at your 'umble service.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04We're just cabin boys, Mr Silver.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Long John to his friends.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10And believe me, lad,
0:23:10 > 0:23:12a friend you can trust
0:23:12 > 0:23:15is worth his weight in gold.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19There's many a dark-hearted scoundrel in these ports.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21You mean pirates?
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Shhh!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Pirates? What an imagination!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Gimme a cracker.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Allow me to introduce my pet lobster Polly.
0:23:30 > 0:23:37Pieces of eight! Squawk!
0:23:32 > 0:23:37Raised him from a fingerling. As fine a crustacean as I could ask.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41I thought sailors had talking parrots.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Talking...parrots?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46First pirates, now talking parrots.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51What next, a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park? Whoo!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53That's enough, Polly. Shoo!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Aaah!
0:23:56 > 0:24:00I'll give you a cook's tour of this ship.
0:24:00 > 0:24:05If you're the cook, Mr Silver, I'm definitely gonna need bigger pants.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13What's the matter, lads?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Oh, that?
0:24:18 > 0:24:23Lost that timber fighting brigands off Madagascar under Admiral Hawke.
0:24:23 > 0:24:29There's many a man who lost a leg and worse in the service of the king
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Look what a cannibal took off me
0:24:31 > 0:24:36in exchange for me own life.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45You're a fine pair of lads, that you are!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Bright as buttons, the lot of you.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51BELL RINGS < All hands on deck! Come on, lads!
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Chop, chop! Look lively now!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57The Captain will be here soon!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Chop, chop!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Who's that?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Mr Arrow, the first mate. Capital fellow.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08TRUMPET FANFARE
0:25:08 > 0:25:11The Captain approaches!
0:25:15 > 0:25:20Make way for the Captain! Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Is he bad-tempered?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25The man is a raging volcano,
0:25:25 > 0:25:30tormented by inner demons the like of which mere mortals cannot fathom.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32He's got demons? Cool!
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Maniac!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06ALL GASP
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Hey ho, everyone!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14That's the raging volcano?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16He's a frog!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Maybe he gets HOPPING mad.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23WHISTLE BLOWS
0:26:26 > 0:26:31Piping aboard Captain Abraham Smollett.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Good day, Mr Arrow.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41I knew it! He's furious.
0:26:41 > 0:26:47You were in charge of railing dust. 30 lashes, then you walk the plank.
0:26:47 > 0:26:53I didn't say that, Mr Arrow.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53I was anticipating your whim, sir.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Oh, you must be the cabin boys.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00- Yes, sir! - Which one is Hawkins?- I am, sir.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I knew your father, Jim. A good man.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Thank you, sir.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Well, this is shaping up to be a fine voyage, lads.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Oh, yes indeed!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18One leg, Jim. Count 'em - one.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Remember what Billy Bones said?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23He seems all right. Long John's only a cook.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26How dangerous could he be?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29I don't know...Where's Rizzo?
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Enjoy your cruise, sir. NEXT!!
0:27:32 > 0:27:36All right, folks, cheques made out to Rat Tours Limited.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38We put the "rat" in "pirate".
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Thank you, Mr Plagueman.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42NEXT!!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Rizzo, what are you doing?
0:27:44 > 0:27:48If the treasure map's a dud, the trip won't be a total loss -
0:27:48 > 0:27:50financially speaking.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54The wind seems to be freshening. The tide is with us.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Mr Arrow, this voyage has begun.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00This voyage has begun!
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Raise the gangplank.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Let go forward line.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Let go aft line. Hard to starboard.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Any man dawdling will be shot.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14I didn't say that. Just paraphrasing. Set the sails.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17Set the sails!
0:28:20 > 0:28:24I'll miss you! Send postcards! Goodbye! Goodbye!
0:28:33 > 0:28:36# When the course is laid and the anchor weighed
0:28:36 > 0:28:38# A sailor's blood begins racing
0:28:38 > 0:28:41# With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled
0:28:41 > 0:28:44# We're under way and off to see the world
0:28:44 > 0:28:47# Under way and off to see the world
0:28:47 > 0:28:48# Heigh ho
0:28:48 > 0:28:52# We'll go anywhere the wind is blowing
0:28:52 > 0:28:56# Manly men are we...
0:28:56 > 0:28:59# Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea #
0:28:59 > 0:29:03Safely, Mr Silver. Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing. Aye aye sir!
0:29:03 > 0:29:07# Danger walks our deck We say what the heck
0:29:07 > 0:29:09# We laugh at perils we're facing
0:29:09 > 0:29:12# Every storm we ride is its own reward
0:29:12 > 0:29:15# And people die by falling overboard
0:29:15 > 0:29:17# People die by falling overboard
0:29:17 > 0:29:19# Heigh ho
0:29:19 > 0:29:20# We'll go
0:29:20 > 0:29:22# Anywhere the wind is blowing
0:29:22 > 0:29:26# Hoist the sails and sing...
0:29:26 > 0:29:30# Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing
0:29:31 > 0:29:34# I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank
0:29:34 > 0:29:38# I prefer to cut a throat...
0:29:38 > 0:29:42# I hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air
0:29:42 > 0:29:45# While their faces turn blue #
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Just kidding!
0:29:47 > 0:29:49# It's a good life on a boat
0:29:49 > 0:29:52# There are distant lands with burning sands
0:29:52 > 0:29:54# That call across the oceans
0:29:54 > 0:29:57# There are bingo games every fun-filled day
0:29:57 > 0:30:02# Margaritas at the midnight buffet
0:30:00 > 0:30:02# Margaritas at the midnight buffet
0:30:02 > 0:30:08# Heigh ho we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing
0:30:08 > 0:30:11# Should have took a train...
0:30:11 > 0:30:14# Sailing for adventure on the bounding main
0:30:14 > 0:30:17# The salty breezes whisper
0:30:17 > 0:30:19# Who knows what lies ahead?
0:30:19 > 0:30:25# I just know I was born to live the life my father led
0:30:25 > 0:30:27# The stars will be our compass
0:30:27 > 0:30:30# Wherever we may roam
0:30:30 > 0:30:35# And our mates will always be just like a family
0:30:35 > 0:30:38# And though we may put into port
0:30:38 > 0:30:40# The sea is always home
0:30:40 > 0:30:46Mr Bimbo, I didn't know you had a good singing voice...you're welcome.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49# We'll chase our dreams standing on our own
0:30:49 > 0:30:52# Over the horizon to the great unknown
0:30:52 > 0:30:53# Heigh ho
0:30:53 > 0:30:57# We'll go anywhere the wind is blowing
0:30:57 > 0:31:01# Bold and brave and free...
0:31:01 > 0:31:03# Sailing for adventure
0:31:02 > 0:31:03It's so nauseating!
0:31:03 > 0:31:06# Sailing for adventure
0:31:05 > 0:31:06So exhilarating!
0:31:06 > 0:31:09# Sailing for adventure
0:31:07 > 0:31:09We're all celebrating!
0:31:09 > 0:31:14# On the deep blue sea! #
0:31:18 > 0:31:20WHISTLE BLOWS
0:31:20 > 0:31:23Roll call!
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Long John Silver. Aye, aye, sir.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Short-Stack Stevens. Aye.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32One-eyed Jack. Aye.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Black-Eyed Pea. Here.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Wall-Eyed Pike. Aye.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Polly Lobster. Awk!
0:31:38 > 0:31:41Mad Monty. Aye.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44Sweetums. Aye.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Old Tom. Aye, aye.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48Real old Tom. Aye.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Dead Tom. Aye, aye.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52WHIMPERS
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Cool!
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Clueless Morgan. What?
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Headless Bill.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Headless Bill.
0:32:06 > 0:32:10Big Fat Ugly Bug-Face Baby-Eating O'Brien.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14DEEP VOICE: Aye.
0:32:14 > 0:32:15Ahem...
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Angel Marie.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19Aye. Aye.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Mmm...
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Er...er...
0:32:24 > 0:32:28Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin immediately?
0:32:29 > 0:32:31Who hired this crew?!
0:32:31 > 0:32:36The seediest cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I've ever seen!
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Your finger hired the crew?
0:32:44 > 0:32:49No, silly! The man who lives in my finger hired the crew. Mr Bimbo.
0:32:49 > 0:32:50What?
0:32:50 > 0:32:56He relied on the advice of our excellent cook, Long John Silver.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57Ohhh...
0:32:57 > 0:33:00A cook? And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Exactly!
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Ohhh... Ohhh....
0:33:04 > 0:33:07I'm starting to worry about this voyage. Jim?
0:33:07 > 0:33:11I hope you'll give me the map for safekeeping.
0:33:11 > 0:33:15I'll be careful with it, sir.
0:33:21 > 0:33:26Begging your pardon, gentlemen, but I've got a treat for you.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29'Tis my very own best brandy,
0:33:29 > 0:33:33laid down by the brothers of Buckfast Abbey.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36Vintage 1737.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39To toast to a prosperous voyage.
0:33:39 > 0:33:43Spiffy! Sorry, Mr Silver, but no drinking on this voyage.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46Ah. Well, rules are rules.
0:33:46 > 0:33:51'Tis a tradition for officers to toast to the success of a voyage.
0:33:51 > 0:33:52True.
0:33:52 > 0:33:57We must set an example for this crew. No consumption of alcohol.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01Oh, sir, I can vouch for this crew myself.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04They could sail to heaven and back.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I disagree.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Oh. Knock off the booze. >
0:34:09 > 0:34:13It's peeling the paint off the shuffleboard court.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Sorry. Come on, girls.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17This conversation is finished.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19I understand, sir.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21I shall tend to my duty,
0:34:21 > 0:34:26and see to it that every drop of alcohol is thrown overboard.
0:34:26 > 0:34:30Come on, Jim. Don't bother Captain.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32You can go if you want, Jim.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34- Come on.- Yeah.
0:34:34 > 0:34:39Oh, well! I guess the human beings wanna hang out together.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Don't wanna be with a rat and a...
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- Whatever. - Yeah!
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Say cheese!
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- Cheese! Cheese!- That's great.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00Cute couple.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07Oh, stop it! Ha ha ha!
0:35:09 > 0:35:11I never felt like this before.
0:35:11 > 0:35:15Denise, what I'm trying to say to you...
0:35:15 > 0:35:17What I mean is...
0:35:24 > 0:35:27I'm sorry your present didn't work out.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Oh, Jim...
0:35:29 > 0:35:34Smollett sails by rules and laws. That's what being Captain's about.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36Me, I sails by the stars.
0:35:37 > 0:35:38Stars?
0:35:38 > 0:35:44North, Jim. Find me north out there among them stars.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46That's easy.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- What if you didn't 'ave a compass? - Don't!
0:35:49 > 0:35:52It's all I have of Father's. Please.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55I'm sorry, lad.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57I were only fooling.
0:35:59 > 0:36:03How old were you when he died, then?
0:36:03 > 0:36:04Seven.
0:36:07 > 0:36:11I were eight when my father died at sea.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14- First mate.- My father was too.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Was he now?
0:36:17 > 0:36:19By the powers!
0:36:19 > 0:36:21What a coincidence.
0:36:23 > 0:36:24Now, Jim,
0:36:24 > 0:36:28that be Polaris. The North Star.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31Even in the China Sea, that's north.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33North.
0:36:33 > 0:36:34Polaris.
0:36:34 > 0:36:40- So we must be heading southwest. - Smart as paint, lad. Smart as paint.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Now,
0:36:42 > 0:36:44that gets Long John to wondering.
0:36:46 > 0:36:50Why would we be sailing southwest?
0:36:50 > 0:36:53The scuttlebutt around the crew
0:36:53 > 0:36:56is that we're after buried treasure.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58And, er...
0:36:58 > 0:37:02someone on board has a map.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Course, none of my concern, Jim.
0:37:10 > 0:37:16I'm just a ship's cook. Such matters are best left to Captain Smollett.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19- He runs the ship, not I. - You could captain this ship.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22That I could, lad.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25Maybe someday I will.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Ha ha...ha ha.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Moonlight swim?
0:37:38 > 0:37:39OK.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49'Oh, Smolly...
0:37:49 > 0:37:54my love for you is deeper than the deep blue sea.'
0:37:59 > 0:38:00HE SIGHS
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Get on with you! Go on!
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Hi, Jim! >
0:38:39 > 0:38:43- Hello, Jimbo! - Hi, Long John. Good morning...
0:38:43 > 0:38:46At least one of us is having a good time.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48It's not so bad.
0:38:48 > 0:38:53Angel Marie's gonna throw a line out and let me drag along the bottom.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57I feel like this crew's watching us, just waiting to pounce.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Figment of your imagination.
0:39:00 > 0:39:01Heh heh!
0:39:01 > 0:39:04- Aaaahh!- Aaaahh!
0:39:04 > 0:39:07This is a figment of my imagination?!
0:39:07 > 0:39:12Tell us where the map is, OR WE'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!
0:39:12 > 0:39:15My friend and I will never tell.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18There could be extenuating circumstances!
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Maybe if you ask real nice!
0:39:21 > 0:39:23In your dreams!
0:39:23 > 0:39:24Do it!
0:39:27 > 0:39:28Whoa!
0:39:28 > 0:39:29Ohhh!
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Oooh, yes!
0:39:31 > 0:39:37I can't watch.
0:39:32 > 0:39:37Look at this! I'm taller. This is so cool.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39I may have a future with the NBA!
0:39:39 > 0:39:43He likes it! Let's torture the rat.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45Huh? No, no, no, no!
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Yes!
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Aaaaagh! Please! I hate basketball!
0:39:51 > 0:39:54I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Aaaaagh!
0:39:55 > 0:39:57Ohhh!
0:39:57 > 0:40:01I say! This does not look safe!
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Aaaaaagh!
0:40:05 > 0:40:08- What?- I burned my hand!
0:40:08 > 0:40:10- Kiss it!- >
0:40:11 > 0:40:12Ohhh! Ha ha ha!
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Poodly, poodly, poodly, poodly!
0:40:15 > 0:40:20Mr Arrow! Lock those three up for the rest of the voyage.
0:40:20 > 0:40:21Yes, sir!
0:40:21 > 0:40:25You can't hold us! Stop braying!
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Move along!
0:40:28 > 0:40:32Mr Hawkins, may I see you in my cabin, please?
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Yes, sir.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Ready, Mr Gonzo?
0:40:36 > 0:40:37Ready!
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Tie off the rope, Beaker!
0:40:39 > 0:40:43We call this the window shade cure.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Alright, snip, snip, snip!
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Whoa!
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Great! Wow!
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Aaaagh!
0:40:55 > 0:40:58Oh, that was so cool!
0:40:59 > 0:41:00Oh, sure.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:41:03 > 0:41:06Who's the lady pig, sir?
0:41:06 > 0:41:11Never mind that, Jim. Will you give me the map, after what happened?
0:41:11 > 0:41:14Rather not, sir.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14HE SIGHS
0:41:14 > 0:41:19I hoped it wouldn't come to this. I order you to give me the map.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30Mr Arrow?
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Aye, aye, Captain.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Lock up this treasure map.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36It will be safe in here, sir.
0:42:11 > 0:42:15It's been six weeks since we left England.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19Five days since we had a breeze.
0:42:28 > 0:42:32Oh, no...I've got the madness!
0:42:32 > 0:42:35I got cabin fever!
0:42:35 > 0:42:38I've got it too!
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Cabin fever!
0:42:40 > 0:42:42# I got cabin fever
0:42:42 > 0:42:44# It's burning in my brain
0:42:44 > 0:42:48# I got cabin fever It's driving me insane
0:42:48 > 0:42:52# We got cabin fever We're flipping our bandannas
0:42:52 > 0:42:55# Been stuck at sea so long we've simply gone bananas
0:42:55 > 0:42:59# Chica chica boom boom chica chica boom boom chic
0:42:59 > 0:43:01# Chica chica boom boom chica chica boom boom chic
0:43:01 > 0:43:06# We got cabin fever We lost what sense we had
0:43:06 > 0:43:10# We got cabin fever We're all going mad
0:43:10 > 0:43:13# Grab your partner by the ears Lash him to the wheel
0:43:13 > 0:43:17# Do-si-do, step on his toe Listen to him squeal
0:43:17 > 0:43:21# Allemande left, allemande right It's time to sail or sink
0:43:21 > 0:43:24# Swing your partner over the side Drop him in the drink
0:43:24 > 0:43:28- We've got cabin fever - No ifs ands or buts
0:43:28 > 0:43:31- We're disoriented. - And demented.- And a little nuts.
0:43:31 > 0:43:35# Ach, Du Leiber, Volkswagen car
0:43:35 > 0:43:39# Sauerbraten, Wienerschnitzel und wunderbar
0:43:39 > 0:43:42# We're sailing, sailing The wind was on our side
0:43:44 > 0:43:46Und then it died.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49# I got cabin fever I think I lost my grip
0:43:49 > 0:43:53# I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script
0:43:53 > 0:43:59# I...was floating 'neath the tropic moon
0:43:59 > 0:44:03# And dreaming of a blue lagoon
0:44:03 > 0:44:06# Now I'm as crazy as a loon Ha Ha!
0:44:06 > 0:44:09# Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
0:44:09 > 0:44:13# This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
0:44:13 > 0:44:17# We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where
0:44:17 > 0:44:20# And now, though we're all here
0:44:20 > 0:44:22# We're not all there! #
0:44:22 > 0:44:24Arriba!
0:44:31 > 0:44:33Cabin fever!
0:44:33 > 0:44:36Ah! The wind is back!
0:44:36 > 0:44:40- What's going on here? - I feel like such a fool.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43- I hope nobody saw that. - Embarrassing.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Help!
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Let us out! We was only joking!
0:44:48 > 0:44:53Oooh! Hey, Long John! Hey, get us outta here!
0:44:53 > 0:44:56Polly? What was that song that just happened?
0:44:56 > 0:44:58What're you talking about?
0:44:58 > 0:45:01You know - Cabin Fever!
0:45:01 > 0:45:02That.
0:45:02 > 0:45:07You gotta get us outta here! Clueless is starting to go crackers.
0:45:09 > 0:45:13Here you go. Your bread and water for today.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15But I ordered shrimp scampi!
0:45:15 > 0:45:19It's more than you deserve, you villainous dogs!
0:45:19 > 0:45:23Oh, Jim. By rights I should be locked up too,
0:45:23 > 0:45:27for letting thieves like them aboard this ship.
0:45:27 > 0:45:32It chills me to think they almost killed your little friends.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Looking for some daft treasure map.
0:45:34 > 0:45:38I should've given Captain Smollett the...I mean...
0:45:40 > 0:45:42What, lad?
0:45:42 > 0:45:46I shouldn't be talking about this with you or anyone.
0:45:46 > 0:45:50You mean... you've really got a treasure map?
0:45:50 > 0:45:54Not any more. Mr Arrow locked it up in the Captain's cabin.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Promise to keep it a secret.
0:45:56 > 0:46:01Don't worry - you only told old Long John.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04You run along and do your chores.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30Safely now, safely.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Oooooooohhhhh!!
0:46:33 > 0:46:36Steady as she goes.
0:46:38 > 0:46:41Oh, Mr Silver, good evening.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43Wicked fog tonight, sir.
0:46:43 > 0:46:47Reminds me of when we ran aground off the pampas.
0:46:47 > 0:46:52Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats. Terrible shame.
0:46:52 > 0:46:53Leaky lifeboats?
0:46:53 > 0:46:58Common, sir. A little-used piece of equipment falls into disrepair,
0:46:58 > 0:47:01and becomes, shall we say...
0:47:00 > 0:47:01Unsafe?
0:47:01 > 0:47:05I'm not saying our lifeboats are unsafe, sir.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08I'm not saying we got problems.
0:47:09 > 0:47:10Still...
0:47:13 > 0:47:15Hmm...the caulking appears tight.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18No dampness under the gunwale.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20This one seems seaworthy.
0:47:20 > 0:47:26Well, sir, they do of course, until you get them out in the open ocean.
0:47:26 > 0:47:30Cast me off, Mr Silver.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30Yes, sir.
0:47:30 > 0:47:36Is there anything I can hold for you for safekeeping? Your hat, coat...
0:47:36 > 0:47:38your keys?
0:47:38 > 0:47:41Hmm? My keys! Of course.
0:47:41 > 0:47:45If they fell overboard, it would be disastrous.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48Oh, that it would, sir.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52Cast me off, Mr Silver.
0:47:52 > 0:47:54Aye, aye, sir!
0:47:54 > 0:47:57Thank you, Mr Silver.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Just doing my duty, sir.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05Oh, yes, John.
0:48:07 > 0:48:10MAN OVERBOARD!!
0:48:14 > 0:48:15Yes?
0:48:15 > 0:48:18I'm sorry, sir.
0:48:18 > 0:48:23Mr Arrow's gone overboard, and all we found was his hat.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Oh, no...
0:48:30 > 0:48:32And so, my friends,
0:48:32 > 0:48:36the sea has claimed another officer and friend.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38I got it!
0:48:38 > 0:48:41- After you, Monty.- No, after you.
0:48:41 > 0:48:42Just come on!
0:48:42 > 0:48:48A wonderful man who got us from our beds before dawn for a good flossing
0:48:50 > 0:48:53OK, now spread out and find the map.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56May the wind be forever at your back, Samuel Arrow.
0:48:56 > 0:48:59Rest in peace, my friend. Amen.
0:48:59 > 0:49:00- Amen.- Amen.
0:49:01 > 0:49:03- Ha!- Shhh!
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Ha ha! See? See?
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Open it!
0:49:09 > 0:49:12No, we gotta take it to Long John. Come on.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22This apple has a worm in it.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25It's not a worm, that's my tail!
0:49:25 > 0:49:27What's wrong?
0:49:27 > 0:49:29It just feels so weird.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32That Mr Arrow's dead?
0:49:32 > 0:49:36Yeah, that. And my pants are filled with starfish.
0:49:36 > 0:49:38You and your hobbies!
0:49:38 > 0:49:42Rizzo?!
0:49:39 > 0:49:42Jim! We've missed you.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44- Climb in.- I'm doing my chores.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Share an apple.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49Come on!
0:49:47 > 0:49:49Ohhh!
0:49:50 > 0:49:54- Here's the plan. - We should kill that captain now.
0:49:54 > 0:49:59- <- Then we get that twit of a bear. - Can we make a rug out of him?
0:49:59 > 0:50:02Oh, hi, Long John.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06I'm an easy man.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08A gentleman of fortune, says most.
0:50:08 > 0:50:13But it makes me sick at heart to sail with the likes of you.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Now, get this straight.
0:50:15 > 0:50:18If anyone mutinies before I says so,
0:50:18 > 0:50:23I'll throw you overboard like I did that scurvy mate Arrow.
0:50:23 > 0:50:27I says let the Captain steer us closer to the island.
0:50:27 > 0:50:32I've got the lad's map. When the time is ripe, we kill 'em all!
0:50:32 > 0:50:35- That's what I said!- Kill 'em all!
0:50:37 > 0:50:39- Land ho!- > Come on, lads!
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Land ho!
0:50:44 > 0:50:46Oh, my goodness!
0:50:46 > 0:50:48Ohhh...
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Land ho!
0:50:54 > 0:50:56Beachfront property.
0:50:56 > 0:50:58Retirement estates.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00- Bikinis!- Bikinis!
0:51:00 > 0:51:02Throw the mainsail.
0:51:02 > 0:51:06Drop anchor. Bring her up hard of starboard. Lower longboats.
0:51:12 > 0:51:15Bring those barrels over here, lads.
0:51:17 > 0:51:19Help with the longboats.
0:51:19 > 0:51:22- Captain, we must talk. - I'm busy, Jim.
0:51:22 > 0:51:26Long John's planning a mutiny. He's got the map.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28I see. Mr Silver?
0:51:28 > 0:51:30Aye, aye, Cap'n!
0:51:30 > 0:51:35Take the crew ashore. We need water and provisions. Take your time.
0:51:35 > 0:51:37Hurray!
0:51:37 > 0:51:40Tis a task to my liking, sir!
0:51:40 > 0:51:44Get the officers and come to my quarters.
0:51:44 > 0:51:47That's lucky, the captain sending us ashore.
0:51:47 > 0:51:52It's like giving us the treasure on a silver platter.
0:51:52 > 0:51:54Aye, that it is, Polly.
0:51:54 > 0:51:57Never trust a silver platter.
0:52:01 > 0:52:03Beaker, come on!
0:52:03 > 0:52:04Jim, lad!
0:52:04 > 0:52:07There's room in the boat for one more.
0:52:07 > 0:52:10Come along for an adventure.
0:52:10 > 0:52:12- The Captain wants me.- What a shame.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15I'll miss you, lad.
0:52:15 > 0:52:16Um...
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Jim...I seem to have left my crutch on board.
0:52:19 > 0:52:22Hand it to me like a good lad.
0:52:24 > 0:52:28There's a good boy.
0:52:28 > 0:52:32It'll have to be closer than that. I can't reach it.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33Ohhh!
0:52:33 > 0:52:37Cast away, men! Be quick now!
0:52:39 > 0:52:41- Go go go!- Ha ha ha!
0:52:41 > 0:52:44We set sail and return in a year or so.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48By then the fight should be out of them.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50That's a brilliant plan!
0:52:50 > 0:52:52- Except for one thing.- What?
0:52:52 > 0:52:55The pirates have Jim!
0:53:10 > 0:53:13- I'm tired!- What?- I'm getting tired!
0:53:13 > 0:53:16He says go faster!
0:53:16 > 0:53:18I'm getting TIRED!
0:53:30 > 0:53:33Man, I can't figure out what side we're on,
0:53:33 > 0:53:36the pirates or the frog captain.
0:53:36 > 0:53:41Man, just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.
0:53:41 > 0:53:43Politics! Politics!
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Jim lad!
0:54:00 > 0:54:04Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun.
0:54:04 > 0:54:10Pleased I am to initiate you into our enterprising, um...company.
0:54:11 > 0:54:14Which entitles you to all benefits thereof.
0:54:14 > 0:54:20I don't want any benefits!
0:54:16 > 0:54:20This is a one-time special offer, Jim lad.
0:54:20 > 0:54:25Say no, and I will be forced to terminate our relationship.
0:54:25 > 0:54:30You're nothing but murdering pirates!
0:54:28 > 0:54:30Pirates!
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Ha ha ha ha!
0:54:32 > 0:54:34Pirates.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36Oh, Jim...
0:54:36 > 0:54:41If that's what you're thinking, you're dead wrong.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44When I was just a lad,
0:54:44 > 0:54:47looking for my true vocation,
0:54:47 > 0:54:51my father said, "Now, son, this choice deserves deliberation.
0:54:51 > 0:54:56# "Though you could be a doctor, or perhaps a financier,
0:54:56 > 0:55:00# "My boy, why not consider a more challenging career?"
0:55:00 > 0:55:02# Hey ho ho
0:55:02 > 0:55:04# You'll cruise to foreign shores
0:55:04 > 0:55:08- Sing it, lads! - # And you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors
0:55:08 > 0:55:12# True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
0:55:12 > 0:55:16# And when you're a professional pirate...
0:55:16 > 0:55:18# That's what the job's about
0:55:18 > 0:55:19Upstage, lads.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22This is my only number!
0:55:22 > 0:55:24# Now, take Sir Francis Drake
0:55:24 > 0:55:27# The Spanish all despise him
0:55:27 > 0:55:29# But to the British he's a hero
0:55:29 > 0:55:31# And they idolise him
0:55:31 > 0:55:36# It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
0:55:36 > 0:55:40# And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
0:55:40 > 0:55:42# Hey ho ho
0:55:42 > 0:55:45- I love it! 'Tis poetry in motion. - # We're honourable men
0:55:45 > 0:55:48# Before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
0:55:48 > 0:55:52# On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
0:55:52 > 0:55:55# But when you're a professional pirate...
0:55:55 > 0:55:57# You don't have to wear a suit
0:55:58 > 0:56:00What?
0:56:00 > 0:56:04# I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart
0:56:04 > 0:56:08# I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart
0:56:08 > 0:56:11# I could have been in politics
0:56:11 > 0:56:14# Cos I've always been a big spender
0:56:14 > 0:56:16# And me
0:56:16 > 0:56:19# I could've been a contender
0:56:19 > 0:56:20Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:56:22 > 0:56:24# Some say that pirates steal
0:56:24 > 0:56:26# And should be feared and hated
0:56:26 > 0:56:29# I say we're victims of bad press
0:56:29 > 0:56:31# It's all exaggerated
0:56:31 > 0:56:34Uuughh! # We'd never stab you in the back
0:56:34 > 0:56:36# We'd never lie or cheat
0:56:36 > 0:56:40# We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
0:56:40 > 0:56:42Well, look at us, Jim.
0:56:42 > 0:56:45We're a festival of conviviality.
0:56:47 > 0:56:48Congeniality!
0:56:48 > 0:56:52- Conviviality, stupid. - That's what I said!
0:56:52 > 0:56:54We're ready, O Capitaine!
0:56:54 > 0:56:58Guard the ship. We'll be back as soon as we get Jim.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01- Aye, aye, Captain. - Cast off, Mr Beaker.
0:57:02 > 0:57:07Thanks for coming, men.
0:57:04 > 0:57:07- Are you kidding? Jim's family!- Yeah!
0:57:08 > 0:57:10Tell the truth, lad.
0:57:10 > 0:57:14Do you really think the Captain would share the treasure
0:57:14 > 0:57:16with the likes of us?
0:57:17 > 0:57:19Can't hear you.
0:57:19 > 0:57:21No?
0:57:21 > 0:57:24And we being the rightful owners.
0:57:24 > 0:57:28Flint's own crew, who shed our blood getting it here.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31Join us, lad.
0:57:31 > 0:57:36Donate your compass to the treasure hunt and get a full share.
0:57:38 > 0:57:41# Hey ho ho It's one for all for one
0:57:41 > 0:57:45# We'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
0:57:45 > 0:57:49# We're gentlemen of fortune And that's what we're proud to be
0:57:49 > 0:57:53# And when you're a professional pirate...
0:57:53 > 0:57:55# You'll be honest brave and free
0:57:55 > 0:57:57# The soul of decency
0:57:57 > 0:57:59# You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
0:57:59 > 0:58:01# And most importantly
0:58:01 > 0:58:05# When you're a professional pirate...
0:58:05 > 0:58:13# You're always in the best of company! #
0:58:16 > 0:58:18CANNON FIRES
0:58:18 > 0:58:19Down!
0:58:19 > 0:58:22Captain Smollett coming to rescue me!
0:58:22 > 0:58:24Don't get your hopes up, laddie.
0:58:24 > 0:58:29I've taken the liberty of hiding a few of my men aboard.
0:58:29 > 0:58:35A second round means they've taken over the Hispanola, and I'm the new cap'n.
0:58:35 > 0:58:36Heh heh heh heh!
0:58:36 > 0:58:38Now, then...
0:58:40 > 0:58:42CANNON FIRES AGAIN Yaaayyy!
0:58:44 > 0:58:46- Ah! Oh!- Ah!- Hey!
0:58:48 > 0:58:52How infortuitous our firearms weren't loaded, Beakie.
0:58:52 > 0:58:56I'll say! We might have shot somebody.
0:58:56 > 0:59:01I'm the only friend you've got in the world now, Jim.
0:59:02 > 0:59:07Let's dig up the treasure together, eh? Shipmates? Remember?
0:59:08 > 0:59:11We'll be needing your compass.
0:59:12 > 0:59:13No!
0:59:13 > 0:59:16I'll be taking it either way, Jim.
0:59:26 > 0:59:28Ha ha!!
0:59:28 > 0:59:30Come on, then, lads.
0:59:30 > 0:59:32Let's not waste time.
0:59:32 > 0:59:36Well, it's too dark to do anything now.
0:59:36 > 0:59:38We'll camp and wait for first light.
0:59:38 > 0:59:43Uh, uh, uh, uh...
0:59:39 > 0:59:43Rizzo, relax! Don't be so afraid.
0:59:43 > 0:59:45I'm way beyond afraid.
0:59:45 > 0:59:50I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near-death experience.
0:59:50 > 0:59:52Goodnight, boys.
0:59:52 > 0:59:54- Goodnight.- Right.- Night, Rizzo.
0:59:54 > 0:59:56Yeah, sure.
0:59:56 > 0:59:57Uh uh uh uh...
0:59:58 > 1:00:01GRUNTING
1:00:01 > 1:00:03Gonzo? Is that you, Gonzo?
1:00:03 > 1:00:05GRUNTING CONTINUES
1:00:05 > 1:00:09Gonzo, you're coming down with a cold!
1:00:09 > 1:00:12I'll light a match if you don't mind.
1:00:13 > 1:00:15Aaaaaagh!
1:00:18 > 1:00:20Long John, look!
1:00:20 > 1:00:24Flint hung 'em up there after he'd gullied 'em,
1:00:24 > 1:00:26to mark the trail to the treasure.
1:00:26 > 1:00:28Oh! Ooooohh!!
1:00:28 > 1:00:30Wicked sense of humour!
1:00:30 > 1:00:34It's a sign! This is a cursed place!
1:00:34 > 1:00:37Well, there's an informed opinion!
1:00:37 > 1:00:39Jim lad, where to from here?
1:00:39 > 1:00:43"On a heading of 179 degrees,
1:00:43 > 1:00:47walk 312 paces from where the dead men hang high."
1:00:47 > 1:00:49That way!
1:00:49 > 1:00:52You're gonna go?!
1:00:52 > 1:00:56Howdy, vous stinky froggy man and friends.
1:00:56 > 1:00:58I am Spa'am,
1:00:58 > 1:01:01high priest of the boars.
1:01:01 > 1:01:06You mucho wickedness go trespass on island.
1:01:06 > 1:01:10Now you suffer the wrath of our queen,
1:01:10 > 1:01:12Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal.
1:01:12 > 1:01:17Terrific! Captured by crazed pigs and sacrificed on a pagan altar.
1:01:17 > 1:01:23Lucky or what?
1:01:18 > 1:01:23Silence, smelly sailor mans! You violated sacred island.
1:01:23 > 1:01:25Excuse me. I'm Captain Smollett.
1:01:25 > 1:01:30We mean no harm. We embrace all creatures of different nations.
1:01:30 > 1:01:32SILENCE!!
1:01:32 > 1:01:36Bring forth Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!
1:01:36 > 1:01:39That can't be good.
1:01:39 > 1:01:42Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!
1:01:41 > 1:01:42Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!
1:01:42 > 1:01:45Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!
1:01:45 > 1:01:49Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!
1:01:51 > 1:01:54- Ooooooohhhhh!! - Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!
1:01:54 > 1:01:56Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!
1:01:56 > 1:01:58Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!
1:01:58 > 1:02:02- Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal! - Boom! Boom! Boom!
1:02:02 > 1:02:06These tropical floor shows are so exotic.
1:02:06 > 1:02:09And the food is to die for!
1:02:14 > 1:02:16ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
1:03:00 > 1:03:04Bonsoir, mes amis! A ha ha ha!
1:03:06 > 1:03:08Come, Flaubert.
1:03:08 > 1:03:09Aaaagh!
1:03:09 > 1:03:12Ooh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ah! Oh!
1:03:12 > 1:03:13Aaaaaagh...!
1:03:15 > 1:03:16Ohhh!
1:03:16 > 1:03:20Flaubert, get away, you stupid anteater!
1:03:20 > 1:03:22You spoiled my entrance!
1:03:22 > 1:03:27Boom Sha-Kal-A-Kal!
1:03:23 > 1:03:27Aw, knock it off!
1:03:28 > 1:03:29Oh!
1:03:29 > 1:03:32Greetings! Moi am Benjamina Gunn,
1:03:32 > 1:03:35maroonee, temptress and queen of this...
1:03:35 > 1:03:37Ohhh...!
1:03:41 > 1:03:43Smolly...
1:03:43 > 1:03:45Can it be you?
1:03:45 > 1:03:47Benjamina!
1:03:47 > 1:03:49Hiiiiiiyaaa!
1:03:49 > 1:03:51Aaaaaaagh!
1:03:51 > 1:03:53Yaaaayyy!!
1:03:54 > 1:03:57Ooooooooo-ooo-oohhh!
1:03:58 > 1:04:00Old girlfriend...
1:04:01 > 1:04:05Tie 'em back in their stakes!
1:04:05 > 1:04:07306, 307, 308,
1:04:07 > 1:04:11309, 310, 311,
1:04:11 > 1:04:13- 312.- This is it.
1:04:13 > 1:04:16What if Clueless is right?
1:04:16 > 1:04:19What if it is...c-cursed?
1:04:19 > 1:04:23I'll show you what I think of your curse,
1:04:23 > 1:04:25you mewling, lily-livered,
1:04:25 > 1:04:29toffee-hearted little wuss of a crustacean!
1:04:40 > 1:04:43"Treasure buried here."
1:04:45 > 1:04:49Oi, we don't even have to dig it up!
1:04:49 > 1:04:52Come on, mates, the treasure's ours!
1:04:52 > 1:04:54Yeah! Whoo hoo!
1:05:04 > 1:05:08There's no treasure, Silver! You brought us here for nothing!
1:05:08 > 1:05:11And now we'll be tried for mutiny!
1:05:11 > 1:05:15Yeah!
1:05:12 > 1:05:15I say...we should KILL HIM!!
1:05:15 > 1:05:17Yeah!!
1:05:17 > 1:05:20Run, lad! Save yourself!
1:05:20 > 1:05:26Why are you doing this for me?
1:05:22 > 1:05:26I like you, boy. I wasn't lying about that.
1:05:26 > 1:05:28RUN!!
1:05:31 > 1:05:36Take greeny flippy bulgy-eyed one away.
1:05:36 > 1:05:39Others stay. Chop-chop!
1:05:39 > 1:05:42Where are you taking him?!
1:05:42 > 1:05:45CHEF SINGS
1:05:48 > 1:05:51First you take the mousie,
1:05:51 > 1:05:53then skewer the mousie!
1:05:53 > 1:05:56Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
1:05:56 > 1:06:01- How else were we going to get him in this movie? - Ha ha ha!
1:06:01 > 1:06:03Ohhh...!
1:06:03 > 1:06:07I wish we were back at the inn eating table scraps.
1:06:07 > 1:06:09We're about to BECOME table scraps.
1:06:09 > 1:06:12This is the worst thing that ever...
1:06:12 > 1:06:15Wait a second... I've been cut loose!
1:06:15 > 1:06:17Hiya, guys.
1:06:17 > 1:06:20- They've got Captain Smollett! - We'll get help.
1:06:20 > 1:06:22Where?
1:06:22 > 1:06:23SOBBING
1:06:27 > 1:06:29Tom, Tom, Tom...
1:06:31 > 1:06:34Dead Tom's dead!
1:06:35 > 1:06:37Long John shot him!
1:06:37 > 1:06:39Oh, God...
1:06:39 > 1:06:44But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom.
1:06:44 > 1:06:45Oh.
1:06:45 > 1:06:49Can we get on with this? Get outta here! Clueless?
1:06:49 > 1:06:51- Yeah. - Give it to him.
1:06:51 > 1:06:52< PIRATE: Yeah!
1:06:52 > 1:06:55But, er...it's not his birthday.
1:06:55 > 1:06:58No, no, no, no! The paper!
1:06:58 > 1:07:00Oh! Heh heh heh!
1:07:01 > 1:07:03This is for you.
1:07:05 > 1:07:07The Black Spot?
1:07:07 > 1:07:08Yeah!
1:07:08 > 1:07:12You dare to give ME the Black Spot?!
1:07:12 > 1:07:15- He...He told me to! - Shut up, will ya?
1:07:15 > 1:07:18Drawn on a page from the Bible!
1:07:18 > 1:07:21You tore a page from the Holy Scriptures
1:07:21 > 1:07:25- to make a pirate's death sentence. - Here...
1:07:25 > 1:07:26Ooooo-oooohhh!
1:07:26 > 1:07:32The red-hot gates of hell are creeping open!
1:07:32 > 1:07:36Satan is heating his pokers for you,
1:07:36 > 1:07:38you blasphemous heathens!
1:07:38 > 1:07:42Fall down on your knees
1:07:42 > 1:07:46and beg for deliverance from damnation!
1:07:46 > 1:07:48O-ooo-ooooohhh!!!
1:07:48 > 1:07:50- Please forgive us.- Forgive me!
1:07:51 > 1:07:55Very good. You are forgiven.
1:07:55 > 1:07:57Now untie me!
1:07:57 > 1:07:59- OK!- Yes, sir!- Oh!
1:07:59 > 1:08:03And let's go find the treasure!
1:08:03 > 1:08:08Oh, you are a good man. You are a kind man. A handsome man.
1:08:08 > 1:08:10Precious.
1:08:09 > 1:08:10You're precious. And...
1:08:10 > 1:08:13Beautiful.
1:08:11 > 1:08:13And he's beautiful!
1:08:18 > 1:08:20Here's the boat!
1:08:20 > 1:08:22Oh, no!
1:08:22 > 1:08:26That won't help us. We'll have to swim to the ship.
1:08:26 > 1:08:28Hello? Earth to Jimbo!
1:08:28 > 1:08:33Swimming to a ship full of killer pirates is not a good plan.
1:08:34 > 1:08:36Look!
1:08:36 > 1:08:39The gunwale and keel are definitely safe.
1:08:39 > 1:08:40Mmm.
1:08:40 > 1:08:43- Mr Arrow!- Oh!- Mr Arrow!
1:08:43 > 1:08:45Over here, sir!
1:08:45 > 1:08:51Oh, boys! Come join me aboard this exceptionally safe little boat.
1:08:51 > 1:08:52Hmm.
1:08:52 > 1:08:56By the way, that Silver fellow may not be trustworthy.
1:08:56 > 1:08:58Oh, NOW he tells us!
1:09:00 > 1:09:04Here's a photo opportunity you won't want to miss.
1:09:04 > 1:09:09The actual jungle location for the movie Muppet Treasure Island.
1:09:09 > 1:09:11Keep up, people!
1:09:11 > 1:09:15Of all the backwater, no-class piles of sand in the ocean,
1:09:15 > 1:09:18you had to wash up on mine!
1:09:18 > 1:09:20Benjamina, I'm sorry.
1:09:20 > 1:09:23Sorry? No, sorry doesn't cut it.
1:09:23 > 1:09:25You left me standing at the ALTAR!
1:09:25 > 1:09:28I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar.
1:09:28 > 1:09:30I got cold feet.
1:09:30 > 1:09:33Frogs are MEANT to have cold feet.
1:09:33 > 1:09:36My mother came all the way from France.
1:09:36 > 1:09:39I was wearing her white lace dress.
1:09:39 > 1:09:42The cake was filled with lemon CUSTARD!
1:09:44 > 1:09:47Mina? Fate brought us together again.
1:09:47 > 1:09:50Well, buried treasure and pirates...
1:09:50 > 1:09:54Pirates! After you jilted me I took up with this Bernie Flint.
1:09:54 > 1:09:58- He was totally co-dependent! - You and Captain Flint...?
1:09:58 > 1:10:02Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady...you know.
1:10:02 > 1:10:05Smolly? He marooned me!
1:10:05 > 1:10:07Meee-eee-eeee!
1:10:07 > 1:10:08SHE SOBS
1:10:08 > 1:10:10Oh! Oh!
1:10:10 > 1:10:14This is all my fault. What have I done to you?
1:10:14 > 1:10:16- <- Mushy-mushy!
1:10:16 > 1:10:18Lovey-dovey!
1:10:18 > 1:10:19Ha ha ha ha ha!!
1:10:23 > 1:10:25Bravo, Cap'n!
1:10:29 > 1:10:32Touching reunion, Benjamina.
1:10:34 > 1:10:40This seems to be your day for renewing old...acquaintances.
1:10:40 > 1:10:42Oh, well, hello,
1:10:42 > 1:10:44Looo-ooo-oong John.
1:10:44 > 1:10:47- Him too? - If you'd married me...!
1:10:47 > 1:10:52- What does that have to do with it? - I'm a pig! I need commitment!
1:10:52 > 1:10:56I'm not going to be really patient, Benjamina.
1:10:56 > 1:10:59Where is the treasure?
1:11:02 > 1:11:03Um...
1:11:03 > 1:11:06I just may not tell you.
1:11:07 > 1:11:10Don't play games with me, lass.
1:11:10 > 1:11:13I tell you, I'm not a patient man.
1:11:14 > 1:11:16- Stop!- >
1:11:16 > 1:11:19Give up now, weak and tiny pirate mans,
1:11:19 > 1:11:22or die like stinking dogs.
1:11:26 > 1:11:30We see you have boom-boom sticks.
1:11:31 > 1:11:33Bye bye.
1:11:37 > 1:11:39Oh, brother!
1:11:39 > 1:11:42- Now, Benjamina...- What?!
1:11:42 > 1:11:47..where is the treasure?
1:11:43 > 1:11:47There is no treasure! It was a clever ruse!
1:11:47 > 1:11:49Ha!
1:11:49 > 1:11:52So where did you get that gold necklace?
1:11:52 > 1:11:55The one made of Spanish doubloons.
1:11:56 > 1:11:58Er...
1:11:58 > 1:12:01Shopping channel?
1:12:03 > 1:12:06Ha ha ha ha ha!!
1:12:09 > 1:12:10NO!!
1:12:17 > 1:12:21Shhh!
1:12:18 > 1:12:21Shhh!
1:12:19 > 1:12:21Shhh!
1:12:23 > 1:12:24Oh, fiddle!
1:12:24 > 1:12:29Make yourself useful - try and save us! DO SOMETHING!!
1:12:29 > 1:12:30Shhh!
1:12:30 > 1:12:35- You've come to rescue us! - I should let HIM live in my finger!
1:12:43 > 1:12:46- Ready, Master Hawkins. - Will this work?
1:12:46 > 1:12:51Oh, yes! Research indicates that pirates are very superstitious.
1:12:54 > 1:12:58Boogie, boogie, boogie.
1:12:58 > 1:13:02I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow.
1:13:03 > 1:13:05Boogie!
1:13:05 > 1:13:07Aaaaahhh!!!
1:13:12 > 1:13:15We've got to save the Captain!
1:13:15 > 1:13:18That was beautiful.
1:13:18 > 1:13:21What do we do now? Jim?
1:13:21 > 1:13:22Weigh anchor?
1:13:22 > 1:13:24Weigh anchor!
1:13:24 > 1:13:25Set the sails.
1:13:25 > 1:13:28Set the sails!
1:13:28 > 1:13:32And you, Squire Trelawney...
1:13:29 > 1:13:32Master Hawkins, I...
1:13:32 > 1:13:35..take the helm.
1:13:33 > 1:13:35Ah!
1:13:35 > 1:13:39Step aside, Mr Bimbo. I shall be taking the helm.
1:13:39 > 1:13:41Hurry, Rizzo!
1:13:42 > 1:13:44I'm going as fast as I can!
1:13:44 > 1:13:46Smolly, my love!
1:13:46 > 1:13:49Oh! Oh!
1:13:49 > 1:13:51Oh! Ah! Ah!
1:13:51 > 1:13:52Smolly!
1:13:53 > 1:13:55You can't hurt my frog!
1:13:55 > 1:14:00Don't tell him anything, Mina. He'll kill you too. Don't listen to him!
1:14:00 > 1:14:02Now!
1:14:02 > 1:14:05SHE GASPS For the last time,
1:14:05 > 1:14:08where's the bloody treasure?
1:14:08 > 1:14:10Yeah!
1:14:10 > 1:14:12- HA!!- STOP!!
1:14:12 > 1:14:18It's at my place. Split-level hut, pink lawn furniture. Can't miss it.
1:14:18 > 1:14:21Now free him, you scoundrel!
1:14:22 > 1:14:23SHE SPITS
1:14:23 > 1:14:26Ha ha ha ha ha!!
1:14:27 > 1:14:32You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I date.
1:14:32 > 1:14:35Well, the past is behind us.
1:14:35 > 1:14:37And the future...below us.
1:14:37 > 1:14:39SHE WHINES
1:14:39 > 1:14:43Oh, it's OK, Mina. We're together again.
1:14:43 > 1:14:49Yes. Despite it all...
1:14:45 > 1:14:49SHE SNIFFS
1:14:46 > 1:14:49..we have each other.
1:14:49 > 1:14:52Don't cry for me, Benjamina.
1:14:52 > 1:14:53Pardon?
1:14:53 > 1:14:58# Was I dumb or was I blind?
1:14:58 > 1:15:02# Or did my heart just lose its mind?
1:15:02 > 1:15:10# Why'd I go and throw a perfect dream away?
1:15:11 > 1:15:15# Looking back I'll never know
1:15:15 > 1:15:19# How I ever let you go
1:15:19 > 1:15:24# But destiny could see we deserved
1:15:24 > 1:15:28# To have another day
1:15:29 > 1:15:32# Love led us here
1:15:34 > 1:15:37# Right back to where we belong
1:15:37 > 1:15:39# We followed a star
1:15:39 > 1:15:42# And here we are
1:15:42 > 1:15:46# Now heaven seems so near
1:15:47 > 1:15:51# Love led us here
1:15:51 > 1:15:57# Now I know that life can take you by surprise
1:15:57 > 1:16:02# And sweep you off your feet
1:16:02 > 1:16:04# Did this happen to us?
1:16:04 > 1:16:10# Or are we just dre-eeeeaaaming?
1:16:11 > 1:16:14# Love led us here
1:16:15 > 1:16:19# Right back to where we belong
1:16:19 > 1:16:23# We followed a star and here we are
1:16:23 > 1:16:28# Now heaven seems so near
1:16:28 > 1:16:32# Love led us here
1:16:33 > 1:16:35# So take my hand
1:16:37 > 1:16:42# And have no fear
1:16:42 > 1:16:46# We'll be all right
1:16:46 > 1:16:55# Love led us here. #
1:16:55 > 1:16:58Aaaagh! Aaaagh! Aaaagh!
1:16:58 > 1:16:59Aaaagh...
1:17:01 > 1:17:02Oh, Smolly!
1:17:02 > 1:17:04You saved me!
1:17:06 > 1:17:08Nheeuugghhhh!
1:17:10 > 1:17:14Come on, men! It's back to Blighty now, lads.
1:17:14 > 1:17:17The treasure's all ours!
1:17:23 > 1:17:26Long John! Long John! Look!
1:17:26 > 1:17:28The ship!
1:17:28 > 1:17:31- What're they doing? - There's no-one on board.
1:17:36 > 1:17:43It's coming straight for us!
1:17:38 > 1:17:43The ghost of Captain Flinty!
1:17:41 > 1:17:43He's coming to kill us!
1:17:43 > 1:17:46Aaaaggghhhh!!!
1:17:48 > 1:17:51Come back, you cowards!
1:17:57 > 1:17:59Hawkins.
1:18:02 > 1:18:05Look - the Captain and the pig!
1:18:05 > 1:18:07Oh, no!
1:18:09 > 1:18:12Head for those cliffs.
1:18:12 > 1:18:13Head for the cliffs, Squire.
1:18:13 > 1:18:15Aye, aye!
1:18:15 > 1:18:20DR LIVESEY: Beakie, look! I think we're going to need a net. Come on.
1:18:23 > 1:18:27Get back there, you yellow-bellied bilge rats!
1:18:27 > 1:18:31I'm not losing that treasure now! Get out!
1:18:31 > 1:18:35We're lowering the net now.
1:18:35 > 1:18:37That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful.
1:18:37 > 1:18:41We're coming, Captain Smollett!
1:18:39 > 1:18:41BENJAMINA WAILS
1:18:43 > 1:18:45- Steady. - Careful.
1:18:47 > 1:18:50Au revoir, mon capitaine.
1:18:50 > 1:18:51Aaaaaaaahhhhh!
1:18:51 > 1:18:54We got him!
1:18:57 > 1:18:59- Ah!- Oh no!
1:19:01 > 1:19:05Waldorf, you old fool, we're heroes!
1:19:05 > 1:19:08We saved the pig and the frog.
1:19:08 > 1:19:11Well, it was too late to save the MOVIE!
1:19:11 > 1:19:12Dooooh, ho ho ho!
1:19:12 > 1:19:14Welcome aboard, Captain Smollett.
1:19:14 > 1:19:17And welcome to your lady pig friend.
1:19:17 > 1:19:18- Look out!- Aaah!
1:19:27 > 1:19:29Oooooohhhh!!
1:19:32 > 1:19:35The Captain must have his sword.
1:19:39 > 1:19:42Yaaaaahhhhh!!!
1:19:42 > 1:19:43Captain!
1:19:44 > 1:19:47Fight, you idiots!
1:19:52 > 1:19:54Captain!
1:19:54 > 1:19:56Here!
1:19:56 > 1:20:02- Ha!- Hiiiiya!!! All right! No more Ms Nice Guy.
1:20:02 > 1:20:07No-one maroons ME and gets away with it! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hiya!
1:20:07 > 1:20:10Ha! He! Heya!
1:20:11 > 1:20:15Good to see you alive, Mr Arrow.
1:20:15 > 1:20:17Thank you, Captain.
1:20:17 > 1:20:18Geronimo!
1:20:18 > 1:20:21What am I gonna do?!
1:20:21 > 1:20:23Come on!
1:20:24 > 1:20:25Sorry.
1:20:25 > 1:20:28En garde!
1:20:28 > 1:20:32- Me casa es su casa! - I'll make cheese out of you!
1:20:32 > 1:20:35MUCHI-KOSA-BA!! HIEE-DE-SOTO!! HIIIYYA!!
1:20:36 > 1:20:39KU KARACHA!!!
1:20:39 > 1:20:40Ha!
1:20:41 > 1:20:44Come on, Jerry, he's just a kid!
1:20:46 > 1:20:49Heh heh heh! Oh! Eugh! Eugh!
1:20:52 > 1:20:54OK, OK...
1:20:54 > 1:20:56OK, I give...Uncle...I'm dead.
1:21:00 > 1:21:03Mr Bimbo, help!
1:21:04 > 1:21:07Eugh! Heugh! Heugh!
1:21:16 > 1:21:17Wonderful!
1:21:18 > 1:21:23Mr Bimbo! That was some amazing sword play.
1:21:23 > 1:21:25Take that!
1:21:27 > 1:21:29Watch out, Mr Arrow!
1:21:33 > 1:21:37Thank you! Aren't you fighting AGAINST us?
1:21:37 > 1:21:39Are you kidding? I love you guys.
1:21:43 > 1:21:45Cowabunga!
1:21:46 > 1:21:48Come on, fight! Where are you...ooh!
1:21:55 > 1:21:56Mmmmwwwaaa!
1:21:56 > 1:21:59And as for you...!
1:22:00 > 1:22:01Oh! Mmmmmmmm!!
1:22:01 > 1:22:03Silver!
1:22:04 > 1:22:06Hmm-mmm!
1:22:06 > 1:22:10Hah!! Ooo-ooohh!!
1:22:10 > 1:22:12Ee-aa-aa-iiieeee!! Ha!
1:22:15 > 1:22:19Pick on someone your own size!
1:22:16 > 1:22:19Ha ha ha ha!
1:22:27 > 1:22:29Ha ha ha ha!
1:22:38 > 1:22:40Ha ha, Silver!
1:22:42 > 1:22:44Not bad for an amphibian.
1:22:44 > 1:22:49Smolly! Smolly! He's our man. If he can't do it, no-one can!
1:22:49 > 1:22:51Mmmm-mmm-mmmm. Ho ho ho! Ha ha!
1:22:51 > 1:22:54Excuse me!
1:22:54 > 1:22:55Pardon?
1:22:57 > 1:23:00Ooooohh! Eugh!
1:23:00 > 1:23:02Oh...
1:23:04 > 1:23:05I'm a frog.
1:23:05 > 1:23:08You know...slippery hands.
1:23:08 > 1:23:10Heh heh heh heh heh.
1:23:11 > 1:23:16You know, I never really believed violence solved anything anyway.
1:23:16 > 1:23:19Really? Allow me to disagree, Cap'n.
1:23:19 > 1:23:22Kill him and you'll have to kill me.
1:23:22 > 1:23:25Kill Jim and you'll have to kill me.
1:23:25 > 1:23:27Kill Gonzo and you'll have to kill me.
1:23:27 > 1:23:32Kill him and Mr Bimbo and you'll have to...negotiate strenuously.
1:23:32 > 1:23:35Going somewhere, John-John?
1:23:35 > 1:23:38PIRATES GRUMBLE
1:23:38 > 1:23:40Well, Mr Hawkins,
1:23:40 > 1:23:46it seems your little family has come together against me.
1:23:52 > 1:23:54Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh.
1:23:54 > 1:23:57We're doomed.
1:23:57 > 1:24:01Well, I for one feel better about myself.
1:24:01 > 1:24:05Yeah. And I believe I have learned a valuable lesson.
1:24:05 > 1:24:07- Why you...- What?- Shut up!
1:24:31 > 1:24:33LOUD SPLASH >
1:24:43 > 1:24:45Silver!
1:24:50 > 1:24:53I suppose you'll blow the whistle on me, Jim.
1:24:53 > 1:24:57I suppose I will. You'll have to return to Bristol to stand trial.
1:24:57 > 1:25:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
1:25:00 > 1:25:04Sorry, Jim. I've got a terrible fear of hanging.
1:25:09 > 1:25:12We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim?
1:25:12 > 1:25:15Gentlemen of fortune together.
1:25:18 > 1:25:20Give us one more chance.
1:25:29 > 1:25:30Oh, hell, Jim.
1:25:30 > 1:25:36I could never harm you. You're honest, and brave and true.
1:25:37 > 1:25:40You didn't learn that from me.
1:25:40 > 1:25:43I learned it from my friends, Mr Silver.
1:25:43 > 1:25:46Take your oars and row away. I never want to see you again, ever.
1:25:54 > 1:25:56Oh, Jim!
1:26:01 > 1:26:06'Tis a shame, really. We'd have made a great team, Jim.
1:26:24 > 1:26:26Well done, Jim.
1:26:26 > 1:26:28Your father would be proud.
1:26:30 > 1:26:32Captain Smollett?
1:26:32 > 1:26:34I have most distressing news.
1:26:34 > 1:26:40One of the boats is missing, and I know that it was terribly unsafe.
1:26:51 > 1:26:53Ahhh...
1:27:01 > 1:27:03Ha ha ha!!
1:27:04 > 1:27:05Waaaagh!
1:27:05 > 1:27:07This is not fun.
1:27:07 > 1:27:09Flaubert, meet Da-Da.
1:27:09 > 1:27:11Ready to sail, sir.
1:27:11 > 1:27:16Where to, Captain Hawkins?
1:27:13 > 1:27:16To wherever the wind may take us!
1:27:16 > 1:27:20To Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians.
1:27:20 > 1:27:23Oh, brother, here they go again.
1:27:23 > 1:27:24Ha ha ha ha ha!!
1:28:00 > 1:28:02Love power!
1:28:02 > 1:28:04# Love power
1:28:06 > 1:28:08# A little love power
1:28:08 > 1:28:11# Stronger than the hurricane
1:28:11 > 1:28:14# Softer than the summer rain
1:28:15 > 1:28:17# Love power
1:28:17 > 1:28:21# What kind of power?
1:28:19 > 1:28:21# A little love power
1:28:21 > 1:28:24# It will lift you up when you get low
1:28:24 > 1:28:27# And make your life bright as a rainbow
1:28:27 > 1:28:29# Woh
1:28:29 > 1:28:32# When there ain't no sun in the morning sky
1:28:32 > 1:28:34# Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh
1:28:34 > 1:28:39# Breeze ain't going and bird don't fly
1:28:39 > 1:28:41# Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh
1:28:41 > 1:28:45# Then someone kind reaches out a hand
1:28:45 > 1:28:48# And smiles a warm sweet smile
1:28:48 > 1:28:51# Then your heart come to understand
1:28:51 > 1:28:55# What make de world spin Where de magic begin
1:28:55 > 1:28:59# And what to believe in
1:28:56 > 1:28:59Feels so good when everybody feels
1:28:59 > 1:29:00# Love power
1:29:00 > 1:29:04# A little love power
1:29:04 > 1:29:07# Stronger than the hurricane
1:29:07 > 1:29:10# Softer than the summer rain
1:29:11 > 1:29:13# Love power
1:29:13 > 1:29:15# Everybody feel it
1:29:15 > 1:29:17# A little love power
1:29:17 > 1:29:19# Lift you up when you get low... #
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