Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave

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0:00:40 > 0:00:42Ba-a-a-a!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Ba-a-a-a!

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Ba-a-a-a!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50BUZZ!

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Porridge today, Gromit! Tuesday.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Geronimo!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Aa-ow!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Oh! Ow!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Turn it off!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Erm...mice, do you think?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06I think I'll make my own porridge.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Well, I'll be...!

0:03:26 > 0:03:33Have you been peckish during the night? Only, someone's been at me cheese.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44RUSTLING >

0:03:48 > 0:03:53Well, I don't know. There's something very fishy going on.

0:03:56 > 0:04:03- Huh?! Do you think we should get the pest control people in? - PHONE RINGS

0:04:05 > 0:04:11Hello. Wallace and Gromit's Wash'n'Go Window Cleaning Service. May we be of assistance?

0:04:11 > 0:04:18'Hello. My windows need a jolly good clean. The wool shop in the High Street.

0:04:18 > 0:04:24- 'As soon as you can.' - On our way, madam!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Ah! Oh...!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Need wool, don't you, lad?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Thank you for coming so quickly.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09- Oh, dear! - Oh, allow me. Please.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oh, I'm sorry!

0:06:12 > 0:06:18I'll soon have these cleared up. No trouble. How embarrassing.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22This is Preston...my dog.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25All right, pooch?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Won't take a minute.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Well...

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- I...- What was it you wanted?

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Mm, I...uh...

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Mm...

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Ramsbottom, Wendolene Ramsbottom.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Oh, charming. I'm Wallace - the windows.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Is this place yours?

0:07:16 > 0:07:21Mm, my father left it to me. Along with his debts...

0:07:21 > 0:07:24and a few other things.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- He was an inventor.- Never!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Well, I do a bit of that myself.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh?

0:07:39 > 0:07:45I see they still haven't caught those sheep rustlers yet.

0:07:45 > 0:07:50- Still, you've got plenty of wool, eh?- Your dog's waiting.

0:07:50 > 0:07:57Aye, I'd better see to him. The bounce has gone from his bungee.

0:08:00 > 0:08:08- Oh, they're spanking! You've done a grand job. - Windows are our speciality.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Let's get that kettle on.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43Good grief! What's all this?!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Burglars? Thieves?

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- < RATTLING - Oh. What a mess!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I've never seen anything like it.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03Heavens above, Gromit! Look at this!

0:09:03 > 0:09:08The little chap must be really hungry.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Come over here, lad. No need to be sheepish.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16We'll have to get you cleaned up.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30There. Nothing to fret over.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Just a quick shampoo.

0:09:33 > 0:09:38We've tested this on Gromit, haven't we, lad?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Right, off we go, then.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Baa! Baa! Baa!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Oh, 'eck!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Oh!- BA-A-A!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Do something, Gromit!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oh, it's too late now!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Turn it off, Gromit! Oh! OH!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh, dear!

0:10:48 > 0:10:53Oh, brilliant, Gromit! Smashing, this!

0:10:53 > 0:10:57- A bit tight here and there. - MUFFLED BLEATING

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Ba-a-a-a!

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Ah, it looks OK to me.

0:11:09 > 0:11:14We'll call him Shaun, eh? Come on, Shaun!

0:11:14 > 0:11:16< GRATE SQUEAKS

0:12:16 > 0:12:22Gromit? You know we're doing the clock tomorrow?

0:12:27 > 0:12:31Sorry, Gromit! That was a bit thick!

0:12:37 > 0:12:42Back in a tick, Gromit. Won't be long.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Ba-a-a-a! >

0:13:06 > 0:13:12- Tell me about windows.- Well, it's only temporary, you understand.

0:13:12 > 0:13:18- Oh, really?- Oh, yes. I'm inventing, mostly. Only...

0:13:18 > 0:13:23- What sort of inventions? - Well, sort of...

0:13:23 > 0:13:29Daddy would have loved to have met you. Poor Daddy.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Ba-a-a-a! Ba-a-a-a!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Of all the women I've met...

0:13:56 > 0:13:59not that there have been many...

0:14:16 > 0:14:19< Ba-a-a-a!

0:14:23 > 0:14:28What I'm trying to say, in a manner of speaking, is...

0:14:41 > 0:14:45..of all the LADIES I've met.... Ooh!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oo-ow!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Same time next week?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Ba-a-a-a!

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Ba-a-a-a!

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Ba-a-a-a! Ba-a-a-a!

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Caught bang to rights you were.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38You've really let us down this time, lad.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Hey, give over! - DOORBELL RINGS

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Shoo!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Shoo! Go on with you!

0:15:51 > 0:15:55I'm sorry about this.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57For what?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Nothing.

0:15:59 > 0:16:06Just stay away from me, from my shop and my silly, silly windows.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Well, I...

0:16:09 > 0:16:14Forget me. I'm no good for you.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20I'm so sorry about Gromit.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Bye...

0:16:25 > 0:16:29- AAAAAH!- BA-A-A-A!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Oh, Gromit...

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Oh, Gromit!

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Oh, Gromit!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Ba-a-a-a!

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Brilliant teamwork, lads! Ooow!

0:18:27 > 0:18:30AAAAAH!

0:18:32 > 0:18:38- DISTANT SIRENS - I suppose you'll have to skip the country now. A fugitive, eh?

0:18:38 > 0:18:43You'll be hunted down like... well, a dog.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Wendo...!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22GRRRR!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Stop it, Preston!

0:19:26 > 0:19:32Oh! Oh! I want no more of this rustling!

0:19:32 > 0:19:38It wasn't so bad when it was just the wool, but this is evil!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Daddy didn't create you for this!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44You're supposed to protect me!

0:19:47 > 0:19:52Let me out! You won't turn ME into dog meat!

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Dog meat?!

0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Help!- Don't worry, Wendolene!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03I'm on my way!

0:20:05 > 0:20:08We've lost them!

0:20:13 > 0:20:16AAH!

0:20:16 > 0:20:20HORN BLARES

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Ooh! We're at maximum speed!

0:20:26 > 0:20:30She won't go any faster!

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Oh, 'eck!

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Wallace, help me!

0:21:11 > 0:21:16Don't worry, Wendolene! Everything's under control.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Ba-a-a-a!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Be careful, Shaun!

0:21:27 > 0:21:32Hey, steady on! Single file! Oh!

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Single file, I said!

0:21:45 > 0:21:49Get yourselves organised down there!

0:22:19 > 0:22:24Ahh?! Watch out, lads!

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Where did you get that from?

0:23:16 > 0:23:21That's MY machine! I've got patent pending on that!

0:23:36 > 0:23:42- Help! Oh, Shaun! Help! - Where's Gromit?!

0:23:46 > 0:23:51Shaun, do something! Help!

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Attaboy, Gromit!

0:25:09 > 0:25:14Well done, Gromit! That'll teach him!

0:25:25 > 0:25:31- He's malfunctioning!- Mal-what? - Malfunctioning!

0:25:31 > 0:25:36- Preston is a cyber-dog! - Cyber-what?- A robot!

0:25:38 > 0:25:43Daddy created him for good, but...he's turned out evil!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08- AAAH!- AAAH!

0:26:19 > 0:26:23Ah! It's a sheep-mincing thing!

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Now THAT'S clever!

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- WHISTLE - Oow!

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Do something, Wallace!

0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Aaah!- Aaah!

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Duck!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Where?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Ba-a-a-a!

0:27:19 > 0:27:24By 'eck! I thought we were all for the can, then!

0:27:36 > 0:27:42I couldn't pass by without saying thank you.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45He's just like he used to be.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Oh, don't mention it.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Thanks, pooch.

0:27:51 > 0:27:57- Give me a shout if he goes wrong again.- You're very kind.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Come in. We're about to have cheese.

0:28:00 > 0:28:06Oh, no! Not cheese. Sorry. It brings me out in a rash.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Can't stand the stuff.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Not even Wensleydale?

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Got to be on our way.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Come on, Preston.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Goodbye...

0:28:29 > 0:28:32chuck.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38What's wrong with Wensleydale?

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Talking of which...

0:28:46 > 0:28:52all the more for us and not a sheep to worry us!

0:28:54 > 0:28:58Get off me cheese! Get off! Get off!

0:28:58 > 0:29:02Gromit! Gromit! Go for him!

0:29:02 > 0:29:07Gromit! Oh! Get off with you!

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Ba-a-a-a!