Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers

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0:00:45 > 0:00:48SNORES

0:01:03 > 0:01:07TOOT TOOT!

0:01:14 > 0:01:19CARD PLAYS "FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW"

0:01:22 > 0:01:25BUZZ

0:01:30 > 0:01:34It's my turn for breakfast, Gromit.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39I like a 3-minute egg... Steady on !

0:01:39 > 0:01:44Grom-it ! Owww !

0:01:58 > 0:02:03Well, that went as well as can be expected.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10I might have to make an adjustment to the drop.

0:02:10 > 0:02:16It's a bit painful on re-entry. Cracking toast, Gromit.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Any post, was there, perchance ?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Ohh, a bit steep !

0:02:33 > 0:02:38They're all bills. Oh, dear !

0:02:38 > 0:02:41CARD PLAYS "FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW"

0:02:41 > 0:02:45We shall have to economise, Gromit.

0:03:02 > 0:03:08Look at that, down to our last few coppers.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Those presents weren't cheap, either.

0:03:12 > 0:03:17Well, Gromit, let's see what's on the 9.05.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22- TOOT!- Here she comes now.

0:03:22 > 0:03:28I wonder what this can be. Happy birthday, chuck !

0:03:35 > 0:03:40I knew you'd like it. Here, let me help.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45You look like somebody owns you now.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49Now, come and look in here.

0:04:14 > 0:04:20This will be a valuable addition to our lifestyle.

0:04:20 > 0:04:27They're "Techno Trousers". Ex-NASA. Fantastic for walkies.

0:04:27 > 0:04:32All you do is attach the lead on here.

0:04:32 > 0:04:38Then, programme in. Walkies, 10 minutes...20 minutes.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Have a nice walk, Gromit !

0:05:04 > 0:05:09It's no use prevaricating about the bush.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Nice walkies, hmm ?

0:05:28 > 0:05:33How were the Techno Trousers ?

0:05:33 > 0:05:39- BELL RINGS - There's someone at the door.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I wonder who that could be.

0:05:43 > 0:05:51Oh, it's about the room. That's grand. Come this way.

0:05:51 > 0:05:59I'm asking 20 a week. That will include your breakfast.

0:05:59 > 0:06:07You like kippers, do you ? I'm partial to a black pudding.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11With bacon, of course.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18I'm sure we can come to an amicable agreement.

0:06:18 > 0:06:25It's a bit dingy, but it's amazing what a lick of paint will do.

0:06:29 > 0:06:35- RECORD PLAYS - Um, it's not what we had in mind.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Wouldn't you like...? Oh, dear !

0:06:38 > 0:06:45Look...um...there's something I've got to tell you.

0:06:45 > 0:06:50No pets. Does that suit you ?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54MUSIC: "Tie A Yellow Ribbon"

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Seems pleasant enough.

0:06:58 > 0:07:05Cheer up, Gromit. It's surprising what a lick of paint will do.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27So that's where my braces went !

0:07:36 > 0:07:42Wonderful, these Techno Trousers. Oh, sorry...

0:07:55 > 0:08:02LOUD MUSIC ON RADIO: "Tie A Yellow Ribbon"

0:08:08 > 0:08:14VERY LOUD MUZAK - "Happy Talk"

0:08:28 > 0:08:34"How Much Is That Doggie?" GLASS SMASHING

0:08:49 > 0:08:50MUSIC STOPS

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Lovely morning, Gromit !

0:09:23 > 0:09:28Ohhh... Thank you VERY much.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32That's just grand.

0:09:41 > 0:09:47Thanks. What about that, Gromit? Our paying guest.

0:09:55 > 0:10:01- JAZZ CLARINET PLAYS - Nice drop of Bordeaux, this.

0:10:01 > 0:10:07Here's to paying guests ! More cheese, Penguin ?

0:10:40 > 0:10:46Goodnight, Penguin. Sleep well !

0:10:49 > 0:10:53THUNDER CRASHES

0:11:28 > 0:11:32ALARM RINGS

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Ohh-hh. That was lovely cheese.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Yaaaaaahh !

0:11:51 > 0:11:56It's the wrong trousers !

0:11:56 > 0:12:01What have you done with the controls, Gromit ?

0:12:01 > 0:12:08Now, that'll do. Hold on a minute. Gromit !

0:12:08 > 0:12:13Stop this ! This isn't funny, Gromit !

0:12:13 > 0:12:19The joke's over. Get me out of these trousers !

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Lovely day (!)

0:12:39 > 0:12:44HE-ELP ! GROMI-IT !

0:12:44 > 0:12:50- C-R-A-S-H - Sorry !

0:12:54 > 0:13:01It's the WRONG trousers, Gromit ! They've gone wrong ! Help me !

0:13:01 > 0:13:07The trousers have gone haywire ! Get me out !

0:13:07 > 0:13:11HE-E-ELP !

0:13:25 > 0:13:30Ohhh ! Ahhh ! Eiyee ! Owwww !

0:13:31 > 0:13:39Oh, I'm tired ! I need a good doze to get my strength back.

0:13:39 > 0:13:47What...what a shocking calam... calam...calamity...

0:13:47 > 0:13:52LOUD SNORING

0:16:31 > 0:16:35FLIP-FLAPPING

0:17:28 > 0:17:33WALLACE IS STILL SNORING

0:19:34 > 0:19:38HEAVY THUDS

0:20:46 > 0:20:51Uhhhh...uhhhhhh !

0:21:54 > 0:21:59B-R-R-R-R-I-N-G

0:22:07 > 0:22:13Where AM I ?! What's going on ?

0:22:15 > 0:22:20Gromit ! GROM-I-IT !

0:22:21 > 0:22:26I...I must be dreaming !

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Where the devil am I ?!

0:22:30 > 0:22:36Great heavens above ! Whatever is it ? HELP !

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Get me down ! HE-E-LP !

0:22:40 > 0:22:46What's the game ? Where am I ?

0:22:46 > 0:22:52I've had enough. You'll be hearing from my solicitor about this !

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Mind how you go!

0:22:55 > 0:23:00You can't take liberties like this. I'm a respectable citizen !

0:23:05 > 0:23:10It's definitely not legal - this.

0:23:14 > 0:23:20It's YOU ! Get me out of these trousers !

0:23:20 > 0:23:27Steady on, will you ? This wardrobe's nearly new.

0:23:27 > 0:23:33Let me OUT ! I'll give you what for, you tyke !

0:23:36 > 0:23:40Excuse me ? Hello ?

0:23:40 > 0:23:44I should think so, too...

0:23:46 > 0:23:53Well, this is a fine how d'you do ! Steady on ! Watch those paws !

0:23:56 > 0:24:02Ohhh ! Ohhhh ! It will ruin the woodwork.

0:24:02 > 0:24:07There goes my knotted pine ! Where are we going ?

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Wait ! I can't see a thing !

0:24:11 > 0:24:15WHAT'S happening ?

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Catch him, Gromit !

0:24:44 > 0:24:48Don't worry, Gromit !

0:24:48 > 0:24:51I'm...right behind you.

0:24:53 > 0:24:59Hang in there, Gromit ! Everything's under control.

0:24:59 > 0:25:04I'll have that, if you don't mind.

0:25:15 > 0:25:22Tally ho ! Leave him to me. I'll get the bounder !

0:25:25 > 0:25:30Ohhhhhhhhh ! Get him, Gromit !

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Gromit, we're doomed !

0:25:42 > 0:25:46Mind the table, Gromit !

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Gotcha !

0:25:58 > 0:26:01All yours, Gromit !

0:26:15 > 0:26:22Attaboy ! Well done ! We DID it !

0:26:48 > 0:26:53Thank you, old friend. Many thanks indeed.

0:26:53 > 0:27:00That reward paid off all our debts. No more lodgers.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04More trouble than they're worth.

0:27:04 > 0:27:11I could just fancy some cheese. What do you say, Gromit ? Cheddar ?

0:27:11 > 0:27:15Don't forget the crackers.

0:27:20 > 0:27:26All's well that ends well, that's what I say.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30FOOTSTEPS AND CLANKING

0:27:33 > 0:27:38Oh, I DO like a bit of Gorgonzola.

0:27:59 > 0:28:05Subtitles by Eithne Thomson BBC Scotland, 1993