0:01:09 > 0:01:11NARRATOR: 'There are kajillions of stories
0:01:11 > 0:01:13'Of mischief and fun
0:01:13 > 0:01:15'But to keep things simple
0:01:15 > 0:01:18'Let's start with just one
0:01:18 > 0:01:21'About a mom and two kids
0:01:21 > 0:01:23'And a house and a hat
0:01:23 > 0:01:25'That oddly enough
0:01:25 > 0:01:28'Was worn by a cat
0:01:28 > 0:01:29'But soon enough
0:01:29 > 0:01:32'We'll get to all that
0:01:32 > 0:01:34'In the valley that stretches
0:01:34 > 0:01:35'From this hill to that hill
0:01:35 > 0:01:38'A city is nestled
0:01:38 > 0:01:41'That city is Anville.'
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Any more tutti-frutti?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45NARRATOR: 'It's a town that's not huge
0:01:45 > 0:01:47'But quite big enough...' WHISTLE BLOWS
0:01:47 > 0:01:49'..For buyers and sellers
0:01:49 > 0:01:51'To sell and buy stuff
0:01:51 > 0:01:53'From shoes and shirts
0:01:53 > 0:01:56'And elongated ladders
0:01:56 > 0:01:58'To sailboats and gibblegrated
0:01:58 > 0:02:00'Berry juice bladders
0:02:01 > 0:02:04'So our story begins
0:02:04 > 0:02:05'At the corner of Main and Montroob...'
0:02:05 > 0:02:07There you go.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09'..In the spotless real estate office
0:02:09 > 0:02:12'Run by Hank Humberfloob.'
0:02:12 > 0:02:14WOMAN: Humberfloob Real Estate.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16How can we make your dreams come true?
0:02:22 > 0:02:23What do you mean, you're leaving?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24You're a baby-sitter.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Baby-sitters don't leave, they sit.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Baby-leavers leave.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30GIRL ON PHONE: 'I'm sorry. I really gotta go, Mrs Walden.'
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Well, I need to come home right away.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33'I forgot.'
0:02:33 > 0:02:34All right. Thank you, Amy.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35'Sorry.'
0:02:37 > 0:02:38GEARS CLICK
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Attention, everyone!
0:02:40 > 0:02:41It's 9.02!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Staff meeting! Staff meeting!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Look alive, everyone.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50First, I'd like to welcome aboard our newest member
0:02:50 > 0:02:51of the Humberfloob family,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Jim McFlinnagan! LIGHT APPLAUSE
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Mr Humberfloob, I wanted to thank you.
0:02:56 > 0:02:56Fired.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I beg your pardon?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Fired.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00But I...
0:03:00 > 0:03:06FIRED!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16As you know, tonight is our bimonthly meet-and-greet party.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Tonight's host is...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Joan Walden.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21LIGHT APPLAUSE This is where people
0:03:21 > 0:03:23can meet our real estate agents
0:03:23 > 0:03:27in an informal, yet hygienic, setting.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Mr Humberfloob, I have to get home to my kids.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ah, yes.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Your children.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Joan, let me make this perfectly clear.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45If your house is as messy as last time...
0:03:46 > 0:03:51..you're FIRED!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54That's pretty clear, Mr Humberfloob.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Don't worry.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59I promise, my kids will be on their best behaviour.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Great.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04PHONE RINGS
0:04:04 > 0:04:05WOMAN: Humberfloob Real Estate.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07How can we make your dreams come true?
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Please hold.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10NARRATOR: 'If you leave Humberfloob's
0:04:10 > 0:04:12'And turn left onto Main
0:04:12 > 0:04:14'Three miles down
0:04:14 > 0:04:16'You'll find Lipplapper Lane
0:04:16 > 0:04:18'A pleasant enough street
0:04:18 > 0:04:20'In a pleasant enough way
0:04:20 > 0:04:22'Where neighbour greeted neighbour
0:04:22 > 0:04:24'With a neighbourly, "Hey."'
0:04:24 > 0:04:26-Hey. -Hey.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28NARRATOR: 'Here the hedges were hedged
0:04:28 > 0:04:30'The weeds were all weeded
0:04:30 > 0:04:32'And lawns were mowed daily
0:04:32 > 0:04:34'Twice daily, if needed
0:04:34 > 0:04:37'And at the end of this street
0:04:37 > 0:04:39'In a house like any other
0:04:39 > 0:04:41'Something magical would happen
0:04:41 > 0:04:44'To a sister and her brother.'
0:04:45 > 0:04:47BARKING
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Shh! Nevins, stealth mode.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Today's to-do list.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00"NUMBER ONE: Make to-do list.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03"NUMBER TWO: Practise colouring.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06"NUMBER THREE: Research graduate schools.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08"NUMBER FOUR: Be spontaneous.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11"NUMBER FIVE: Create lasting childhood memories.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15And "NUMBER SIX: amend will."
0:05:16 > 0:05:18What is he doing?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20GRUNTS
0:05:20 > 0:05:22CLATTERING
0:05:24 > 0:05:26SIGHS
0:05:26 > 0:05:29GRUNTS
0:05:29 > 0:05:31WHIMPERS
0:05:33 > 0:05:34BEEPS
0:05:35 > 0:05:38"NUMBER TEN: Make tomorrow's to-do list."
0:05:40 > 0:05:42WHIMPERS
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Ladies and gentlemen! NEVINS BARKS
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Nevins, your attention, please.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47You are about to witness
0:05:47 > 0:05:51the third most spectacular stunt ever performed under this roof!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Do you know how hard it's getting
0:05:53 > 0:05:55to tell people that we're related?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Relax.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I'll put everything back.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04NEVINS WHIMPERS
0:06:06 > 0:06:10And now for the indoor stair luge!
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Indoor stair luge? I'll have to add this one to my list.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Go have no fun somewhere else.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19It...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21is...show time!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22WHINES
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Whoa...!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29YELLING
0:06:29 > 0:06:30JOAN GASPS
0:06:32 > 0:06:33WOMAN: Oh, my word.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35BARKING
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Nevins!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Nevins! Come back!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Hey, Mom. What's up?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50You are so lucky you didn't ruin this dress.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Mom, I know you're angry,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54but there's something you need to know.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55This was all Sally's fault.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oh, really?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59And how exactly was it Sally's fault?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Uh, give me a minute. I'm working on it.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Save it, Conrad.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Why today?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Why did you have to pick today
0:07:05 > 0:07:07to destroy the house?
0:07:07 > 0:07:08You know what's happening today.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I tried to tell him, Mom.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12"Mom's throwing a very important party," I said.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14"All of her important clients will be here."
0:07:14 > 0:07:17But he went right ahead and wrecked the house
0:07:17 > 0:07:18and let Nevins get away.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Now, again, I hope you're going to ground him.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yes, Sally, for a week. But that's none of your business.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25CONRAD: A week? Come on, two days.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28JOAN: I asked you to do one thing today, Conrad -
0:07:28 > 0:07:29keep the house clean.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Do you know how frustrating it is
0:07:31 > 0:07:35that you're always doing the exact opposite of what I say?
0:07:35 > 0:07:36MAN: Knock, knock, knock.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Someone lose a dog?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I found him next door
0:07:41 > 0:07:43in my yard...again.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45JOAN: You are a saint.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47And here I thought you were only dating me
0:07:47 > 0:07:48for my good looks.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Lucky us. Larry Quinn is here.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hey, sport.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Call me Lawrence, OK?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You rescued Nevins!
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Thanks, Lawrence!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58It was my pleasure, Sally.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Anything for my little princess.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, I don't want to be a princess.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02In a constitutional monarchy,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04parliament has all the real power.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I see. OK. That's great.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Uh, look, pal, be a sport, and why don't you go and, er,
0:08:10 > 0:08:13tidy up the living room, OK, dude?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I don't have to listen to you, Larry.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Conrad, do what Lawrence says.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21HE SIGHS
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Have you given some thought about the Wilhelm Academy?
0:08:34 > 0:08:35You mean, the Colonel Wilhelm
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Military Academy For Troubled Youth?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40That's the one, Joan.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I'm not sure it's right for Conrad.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, Joan. SHE SPRAYS CLEANER
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Joan.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Joan, Joan, Joan.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52I have so much respect for you, Joan.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Single mother,
0:08:53 > 0:08:56career woman, raising two children on your own,
0:08:56 > 0:08:58and still finding time to be
0:08:58 > 0:09:00the best darn real estate agent in town.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I know how hard it is, Joan.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05It is hard.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Oh, I know.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11And I know how hard you're trying.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14This is a once-in-a- lifetime proposition,
0:09:14 > 0:09:15and you must act now.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17The Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy For Troubled Youth
0:09:17 > 0:09:20is what we call in the sales game a win-win scenario.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22A top-flight military school
0:09:22 > 0:09:25and it's only...eight hours away.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29PHONE RINGS, SHE GASPS
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Oh, the phone.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34PHONE CONTINUES RINGING
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I heard what you said.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'm not going to military school, Larry.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Look, buddy, I know I'm not your dad,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50and this is probably really strange for you, you know,
0:09:50 > 0:09:53your neighbour's dating your mom, but...
0:09:53 > 0:09:55here's the thing, son. Come here.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I don't like you, either,
0:09:58 > 0:10:01but I'm gonna marry your mom.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02And if it was up to me,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05you'd be at military school today.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06I'm not going to military school.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Oh, I think you're going to love it.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's just like summer camp,
0:10:11 > 0:10:13except with brutal forced marches
0:10:13 > 0:10:15and soul-crushing discipline.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16And one more thing,
0:10:16 > 0:10:19it's Lawrence, you snot-nosed, little son of a...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22wonderful woman who I'm absolutely crazy about!
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Gosh, I love children!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, Joan, I didn't see you there.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26HE GRUNTS Lawrence, would you be a doll
0:10:26 > 0:10:29and help me bring up the extra chairs from the basement?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, nothing would give me more pleasure, Joan,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33but I do have to run. I have an important sales conference downtown.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Oh, OK.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Well, I'll see you at the party tonight.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Sure. HE SNORTS
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Mom, that guy's a total phoney.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05You can't let Larry... It's Lawrence, Conrad.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06DOORBELL RINGS
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Kate's Catering.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09I'm here to do your party tonight.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oh, hi. Where's Kate?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13I'm Kate.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Oh. OK.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Right this way, Kate.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Mom, you've got to listen to me...
0:11:18 > 0:11:19PHONE RINGS Quiet!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Two weeks ago, you said today was good...
0:11:21 > 0:11:23JOAN SCREAMS ..ergo, I scheduled it, see?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Quiet! Nevins! PHONE RINGS
0:11:26 > 0:11:27NEVINS WHIMPERS
0:11:27 > 0:11:28PHONE RINGS I said, quiet!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32PHONE RINGS
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Joan Walden Real Estate.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Be it ever so humble,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36there's no place like Joan.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38This is Mr Humberfloob.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Oh, hi.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Joan, I need you to come back to the office.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Today? Yes, Joan.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45No problem?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47No problem at all.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Great!
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Oh!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51What's going on, Mommy?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Mommy has to go
0:11:52 > 0:11:54back to the office.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Oh, I hope Mrs Kwan can baby-sit.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Not Mrs Kwan!
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Oh!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Hi, Mrs Kwan.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Hi.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06I'm running late.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Thanks for baby-sitting on such short notice.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Mm, yeah.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11OK, Mrs Kwan.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Ooh, ooh, ooh.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I'll be back in a couple of hours.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Hi. - Conrad's grounded,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19so no video games. Sally, last chance.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21If you want to make cupcakes,
0:12:21 > 0:12:22I can take you to your friend Ginny's house.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Ginny's not my friend anymore. NEVINS AND KWAN GROWL
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Last time we made cupcakes,
0:12:26 > 0:12:28she wanted to be the head chef.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29I'm the head chef.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Well, what about Denise, then?
0:12:31 > 0:12:32She talked back to me,
0:12:32 > 0:12:33so I ordered her not to speak to me anymore.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35And you don't like bossy?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I won't tolerate it.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Right.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Well, if you're both staying, remember the rules.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Conrad, no playing ball in the house, no fighting,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46no answering the phone, "City morgue..."
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Mommy, can't I have some rules?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51No chewing tobacco.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Thanks, Mom. You have my word.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55And absolutely
0:12:55 > 0:12:57no-one sets foot in the living room,
0:12:57 > 0:12:59or else. CONRAD: Or else what?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01You're going to do what Larry said
0:13:01 > 0:13:02and send me to military school?
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Maybe if you'd just behave,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06I wouldn't have to consider military school.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I wish I could trust you.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I wish I had a different mom.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Well, sometimes, I wish the same thing.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17DOOR OPENS
0:13:18 > 0:13:20DOOR CLOSES
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34BICYCLE BELL DINGS
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Good luck with your meeting.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57HE GRUNTS
0:14:01 > 0:14:02KWAN: Children?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Would you like to watch television with me?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06We don't have to tell your mother.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09MAN TALKS ON TV
0:14:16 > 0:14:18BOTH: Taiwanese parliament.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20You tell them, Kwai-chang!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22No more big government! BLOWS LAND, KARATE SHRIEKS
0:14:22 > 0:14:24KWAN: Rip his heart out!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26BLOWS LAND, GROANING
0:14:26 > 0:14:29HIGH-PITCHED KARATE SHOUTS
0:14:29 > 0:14:32BLOWS CONTINUE
0:14:32 > 0:14:33SHE SNORES
0:14:33 > 0:14:36DOG WHINES
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Hit me! THUD!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43NARRATOR: 'So they slumped in their chairs
0:14:43 > 0:14:45'Too glum to complain.'
0:14:45 > 0:14:47THUNDER RUMBLES 'And to make matters worse
0:14:47 > 0:14:51'It started to rain.' BUTTERFLY GASPS
0:14:52 > 0:14:54'They sat in the house
0:14:54 > 0:14:56'On that cold, cold, wet day
0:14:56 > 0:14:58'With no fun to have
0:14:58 > 0:15:00'And no games to play
0:15:00 > 0:15:02'They could just stare out the window
0:15:02 > 0:15:04'Or perhaps get a nap in
0:15:04 > 0:15:09'And hope that something, anything, might happen.'
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Quit bothering the fish.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Fine, I'll quit bothering the fish.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Spit hand! - Oh, gross!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Get that away from me!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Get it away! LOUD THUMPING
0:15:19 > 0:15:22NARRATOR: 'Then something went bump.' What was that?
0:15:22 > 0:15:26'How that bump made them jump!'
0:15:26 > 0:15:27NEVINS BARKS
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I think it came from the closet.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30NEVINS WHINES
0:15:30 > 0:15:32NEVINS BARKS
0:15:32 > 0:15:34THUMPING AND CLATTERING
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Conrad?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Conrad.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Come on, Conrad.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11CHUCKLING
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You shouldn't scare people.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16You should've seen the look on your face.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17It was like you saw a monster.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19A monster? Where?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25That could've gone better. HE LAUGHS
0:16:25 > 0:16:27THEY SCREAM
0:16:30 > 0:16:32SALLY: What was that?
0:16:32 > 0:16:33I don't know.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34It looked like a humongous cat.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Humongous?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I prefer the term "big-boned" or "jolly".
0:16:39 > 0:16:41What are we hiding from? Ha-ha!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43THEY SCREAM
0:16:47 > 0:16:50That was a giant cat.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52But that's impossible, isn't it?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54CAT: It's entirely impossible.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56You know, I like this hiding place a lot better.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58They'll never find us here.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Scream and run.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04THEY SCREAM And away they go.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Who are you? CAT: Who, me?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Why, I'm the Cat In The Hat!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16There's no doubt about that!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I'm a super-fundiferous feline
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Who's here to make sure that you're...
0:17:22 > 0:17:24..me-line?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Key lime?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Turpen...tine?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I got nothing.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32I'm not so good with the rhyming.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Not really. No.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Look, I'm a cat that can talk.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40That should be enough for you people!
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Oh, I don't know what's going on.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Where did you come from?
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Hmm. How do I put this?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51When a mommy cat
0:17:51 > 0:17:53and a daddy cat love each other very much,
0:17:53 > 0:17:55they decide that... Oh, no, no!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Uh, um.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Where did you come from?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00My place! Where do you think?
0:18:00 > 0:18:01GASPING LAUGH
0:18:01 > 0:18:04No. How did you get here?
0:18:04 > 0:18:05I drove!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Look, I've been here two whole minutes,
0:18:08 > 0:18:10and no-one has offered me a drink. Harumph!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12SALLY: Sorry, Mr Cat.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Would you like some...milk?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Milk? Uch! No!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Lactose intolerant. Gums up the works.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Oi.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21You'll thank me later.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23GASPING LAUGH
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Hello!
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Surf's up!
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Yeah!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Nice spread you got here.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Homina, homina, homina,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42homina!
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Who is this?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45GASPING LAUGH
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Oh...
0:18:48 > 0:18:50That's my mom.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Awkward. Yeah.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Yes, this place will do quite nicely, actually.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Yeah.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57LISPING: Although those drapes are a train wreck.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59HE CHUCKLES
0:18:59 > 0:19:00COUCH SPRINGS GROAN
0:19:00 > 0:19:03And this is the lumpiest couch I ever sat on.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Who is this dreadfully uncomfortable woman?!
0:19:06 > 0:19:07SALLY: Get off her.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08That's our baby-sitter.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09What the...?!
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Baby-sitter?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13You don't need one of those, do you?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20CAT: Let me get this straight.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22You pay this woman
0:19:22 > 0:19:24to sit on babies?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26That's disgusting!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'd do it for nothing.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30HE LAUGHS
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Hmm!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Now,
0:19:35 > 0:19:38let's see what the old phunometer has to say.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39"Phunometer"?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Yeah, it measures how fun you are.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45AIR PUMPS, MECHANICAL SQUEAKING
0:19:50 > 0:19:51BELL DINGS Huh? Huh?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Oh...
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Ah, control freak.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Yeah.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Now you.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08BELL DINGS
0:20:08 > 0:20:08Whoa.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Ru... Ru...
0:20:10 > 0:20:12HE CHUCKLES OK.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16RESTRAINED CHUCKLING Uh...er...
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Tap it.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Listen, kid, you can tap it with a hammer,
0:20:21 > 0:20:24it ain't gonna change. GASPING LAUGH
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Just as I suspected, you guys are both out of whack.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Mm-hmm. You're a control freak,
0:20:29 > 0:20:30and you're a rule breaker.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33That'll be 700. Who's your insurance carrier?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35So what do we do?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39One is a series of painful shots
0:20:39 > 0:20:41injected into your abdomen and kneecaps.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42And the other
0:20:42 > 0:20:45involves a musical number!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47# Mi-mi-miaow! #
0:20:47 > 0:20:49How many shots(?)
0:20:49 > 0:20:53HIGH-PITCHED GASPING: "How many shots?" Aren't you precious?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Maestro! MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:08 > 0:21:10# I know it is wet
0:21:10 > 0:21:12# And the sun is not sunny
0:21:12 > 0:21:16# But we can have lots of good fun
0:21:16 > 0:21:19# That is funny! # THEY GROAN
0:21:19 > 0:21:26# It's fun to have fun But you got to know...how! #
0:21:28 > 0:21:30HE RETCHES Eugh!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Hair ball!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37# I know lots of good tricks
0:21:37 > 0:21:39# And I'll... # MALE VOICE: Stop this right now!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Huh? who said that?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Me! Remember? The fish!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I came home in a baggie, you loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48The fish is talking!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Well, sure he can talk, but is he saying anything?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52No, not really. No.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54FISH: Hey, socks, can it!
0:21:54 > 0:21:55This cat should not be here
0:21:55 > 0:21:56He should not be about
0:21:56 > 0:21:58He should not be here when your mother is out.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Come on, kids, you gonna listen to him?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01He drinks where he pees!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07LIVELY LATIN MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:09 > 0:22:10# There was this cat I knew
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# Back home where I was bred
0:22:12 > 0:22:15# Never listened to a single thing his mother said
0:22:15 > 0:22:16# He never used the litter box
0:22:16 > 0:22:18# He made a mess in the halls
0:22:18 > 0:22:19# That's why they sent him to a vet
0:22:19 > 0:22:21# Who cut off both his ba...
0:22:21 > 0:22:24# Ba...ba...
0:22:24 > 0:22:25# Boy! That wasn't fun
0:22:25 > 0:22:27# Fun, fun!
0:22:27 > 0:22:28# He never learned you can have
0:22:28 > 0:22:29# Fun, fun, fun!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30# Cos less is more
0:22:30 > 0:22:32# They may ship you off to school
0:22:32 > 0:22:33# So reign it in a little
0:22:33 > 0:22:35# We can't spell fun without U in the middle. #
0:22:35 > 0:22:36FISH: Children!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38This cat is in violation of... HE MUMBLES
0:22:38 > 0:22:4017 of your mother's rules. PHONE RINGS
0:22:40 > 0:22:41City morgue.
0:22:41 > 0:22:4218!
0:22:42 > 0:22:43HE LAUGHS
0:22:43 > 0:22:48FANFARE PLAYS, CROWD ROAR
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Ole!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52BULL BELLOWS
0:22:53 > 0:22:55HE SCREAMS
0:22:59 > 0:23:00# You can juggle work and play
0:23:00 > 0:23:01# But you have to know the way
0:23:01 > 0:23:02# You could keep afloat a wish
0:23:02 > 0:23:04# Like the way I do this fish
0:23:04 > 0:23:06# You can be a happy fella
0:23:06 > 0:23:07# Someone throw me that umbrella!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09# And that rake, that cake!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12# Life's what you make it, so have fun, fun, fun
0:23:12 > 0:23:15# Go insane and have some fun, fun, fun!
0:23:15 > 0:23:16# Just look at me
0:23:16 > 0:23:17# Fun, fun, fun!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20# No more rain, look, it's the sun, sun, sun!
0:23:20 > 0:23:21# So can't you see?
0:23:21 > 0:23:22# I'm as happy as a clam
0:23:22 > 0:23:24# I'm as fit as a fiddle
0:23:24 > 0:23:25# Yeah, the dogs may bark about you
0:23:25 > 0:23:27# And the purebred cats may doubt you... #
0:23:27 > 0:23:29FISH: I'm getting motion sickness.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Milk? Big mistake.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32RUMBLING
0:23:32 > 0:23:33# But remember this
0:23:33 > 0:23:34# You can't have fun without U... #
0:23:34 > 0:23:35FISH: I can't breathe.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36HE GROANS
0:23:37 > 0:23:41I knew that milk would come back to haunt me.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42FISH: Help! Help!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45BURP!
0:23:51 > 0:23:58# U in the middle! #
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Bravo, cat(!) I think these children are smart enough
0:24:04 > 0:24:06not to fall for your MTV-style flash
0:24:06 > 0:24:08at the expense of content and moral values.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10That was wicked cool!
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Do it again.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I'd love to, but Shamu is right.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14I really should be going.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15No, don't go!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17No, I should go.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I should let you and the fish have all your fun
0:24:19 > 0:24:21conjugating verbs, cleaning your room,
0:24:21 > 0:24:23doing long division.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24No, you have to stay!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26All right, I'll stay.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27CHILDREN CHEER Oh, yeah!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29But if I'm going to stay,
0:24:29 > 0:24:31there's something I want to show you.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Something magical and full of wonder.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36HE CHUCKLES
0:24:37 > 0:24:38It's called a contract.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40You want us to sign this?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Just a formality, really.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Who are they?
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Magical, time-travelling elves!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51HE LAUGHS Yeah. Magic.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53HE CHUCKLES
0:24:53 > 0:24:56OK, they're my lawyers.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Liability issues, litigious society,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00frivolous lawsuits - you understand.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Basically, this contract guarantees
0:25:02 > 0:25:05you can have all the fun you want and nothing bad's ever going to happen.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07All the fun we want?
0:25:07 > 0:25:07Uh, yup!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Nothing bad will happen?
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Uh, nope!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Come on, Sal, for once in your life,
0:25:12 > 0:25:14try something spontaneous.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16SHE SIGHS
0:25:16 > 0:25:18It goes against my better instincts,
0:25:18 > 0:25:20but...
0:25:20 > 0:25:21fine.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24HE LAUGHS Beautiful. Initial here...
0:25:24 > 0:25:26and here, and here...
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Not here!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30EXHALES SHARPLY Turn it over.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33This is nothing.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Scratch this.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Smell that. Terrific.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Yada, yada,
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Yadie.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Sign the bottom.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42PEN SCRATCHES Great!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44OK. Give me five!
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Four.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50HE LAUGHS
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Let's get this party started!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Hey,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55check out this room!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58HE LAUGHS What now?
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Mom says we're not allowed
0:25:59 > 0:26:01in the living room today, or else.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02She's worried we'll mess up the couches
0:26:02 > 0:26:04by jumping on them or something.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07And she's right - you can't jump on these.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Not like this. They need some adjustment.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12BANJO MUSIC PLAYS Yee-ha!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16SOUTHERN ACCENT: Let's take a look under the hood.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18HE SPITS, SPITTOON CLANGS
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Yeah.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Where's my jack?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22PARP! Sorry.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24What've we got here?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Whew!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Here we go.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30HE LAUGHS
0:26:30 > 0:26:33It's oversized. That's unusual.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Here it is!
0:26:35 > 0:26:39ELEPHANT TRUMPETS Down, Simba! Down, Simba!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Get out of here!
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Spray me, would you?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53ELEPHANT WHIMPERS
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Thanks for the help.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Back in a second.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Who's your couch mechanic?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04You ought to call
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Mr Catwrench.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Ow! Ow! My fur!
0:27:08 > 0:27:09My fur! My fur! Oh!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11HE YELLS
0:27:12 > 0:27:15That ought to do it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Whew!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20HE LAUGHS
0:27:24 > 0:27:26HE LAUGHS
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Come on, kids.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I could use a little company.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34What about mom's party?
0:27:34 > 0:27:35What about it? We signed the contract.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Wah-hoo!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39THEY LAUGH Yeah!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42One cushion left, Sally.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43She'll never do it.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45She doesn't know how to have fun.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46FISH: Fun? Sally, you're
0:27:46 > 0:27:48better than "fun".
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Fun is beneath you.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Remember what your mother told you?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54"No-one sets foot in the living room..."
0:27:54 > 0:27:56You know what? Let's just watch some flashbacks.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Absolutely no-one sets foot
0:27:59 > 0:28:01in the living room or else.
0:28:01 > 0:28:07You're fired, fired, fired, fired, fired, fired...
0:28:07 > 0:28:08HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH
0:28:08 > 0:28:10Fired, fired...fired.
0:28:10 > 0:28:11And that's why...
0:28:16 > 0:28:19This is where they buried my brother!
0:28:19 > 0:28:20CAT LAUGHS Yeah!
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Yippee!
0:28:22 > 0:28:23Oh, yeah!
0:28:23 > 0:28:24This is amazing.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Like being in a circus.
0:28:26 > 0:28:30Yeah, but without those tortured animals or drunken clowns
0:28:30 > 0:28:33that have hepatitis. See, kids? I told you we could have fun!
0:28:33 > 0:28:35CONRAD: And the best thing is,
0:28:35 > 0:28:37no-one will ever...
0:28:37 > 0:28:38know.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Judas Priest!
0:28:40 > 0:28:43I can't believe what I'm seeing!
0:28:43 > 0:28:44Oh, Mr Quinn,
0:28:44 > 0:28:47I was just telling Conrad to get off the couch.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Bad Conrad! Bad!
0:28:49 > 0:28:50Sally...
0:28:50 > 0:28:52baby, angel, princess,
0:28:52 > 0:28:53I'm going to let you in
0:28:53 > 0:28:57on a little secret, OK?
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Nobody likes a suck-up!
0:29:02 > 0:29:04QUINN LAUGHS
0:29:08 > 0:29:10CONRAD: Where's the cat?
0:29:10 > 0:29:11I don't know.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:29:15 > 0:29:17BURP!
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Oh...
0:29:19 > 0:29:20Good bread.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24What are you two looking at?
0:29:30 > 0:29:33HE SNEEZES
0:29:33 > 0:29:34Is there a cat in here?
0:29:36 > 0:29:38I'm gonna...
0:29:38 > 0:29:39You're gonna...
0:29:39 > 0:29:41I have to...
0:29:44 > 0:29:46..get out of here!
0:29:50 > 0:29:51See, kids? I told you.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Stick with me, it'll all work out.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56CAT SNEEZES Oh, no! Oh!
0:29:56 > 0:29:57HE LAUGHS
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Little known fact - cats always land on their tushie.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02I thought they always landed on their feet.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Oh, sure, now you tell me.
0:30:04 > 0:30:05Harumph.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08So, kiddo, what do you want to do for fun?
0:30:08 > 0:30:09I want to make cupcakes!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Cupcakes? Oh, yeah!
0:30:11 > 0:30:13To the kitchen!
0:30:13 > 0:30:14ANNOUNCER: 'Live from the kitchen,
0:30:14 > 0:30:16'the following is a paid commercial announcement
0:30:16 > 0:30:16'for Astounding Products.'
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Hi. Welcome to Astounding Products.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21CANNED LAUGHTER/APPLAUSE
0:30:21 > 0:30:24I'm your host, the guy in the sweater
0:30:24 > 0:30:26who asks all the obvious questions.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Now, here to tell us about his astounding product
0:30:29 > 0:30:31for making cupcakes,
0:30:31 > 0:30:33all the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome...
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Me! Hello!
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Now...
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Hello! I'm so excited!
0:30:40 > 0:30:44Do you love making cupcakes but hate all the hard cupcake work?
0:30:44 > 0:30:46I know I do!
0:30:46 > 0:30:49Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes
0:30:49 > 0:30:52and say hello to the amazing
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Kupkake-inator.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56I'm so excited!
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Cupcake-a-what?
0:30:59 > 0:31:01WITH AUDIENCE: Kupkake-inator!
0:31:01 > 0:31:02Go on.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04This amazing device can instantly make cupcakes
0:31:04 > 0:31:07out of anything that you have in the kitchen.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Wait a minute! Did you say ANYTHING?
0:31:09 > 0:31:10- Anything! - Anything?
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Yes, anything.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14- Anything? - Anything.
0:31:14 > 0:31:15Anything?!
0:31:15 > 0:31:18I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Anything. Now, let's see, take off the lid.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23You can put in, I don't know, a carton of eggs...
0:31:23 > 0:31:24What?!
0:31:24 > 0:31:24How about a pack of hot dogs?
0:31:24 > 0:31:26That's incredible!
0:31:26 > 0:31:27Why not some ketchup?
0:31:27 > 0:31:28Yeah, why not?
0:31:28 > 0:31:29How about - I know what you're thinking -
0:31:29 > 0:31:30even a fire extinguisher.
0:31:30 > 0:31:31There we go.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Hmm?
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Now, close the lid, and Bob's your flippin' uncle.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38What an astounding product!
0:31:38 > 0:31:39Oh, yeah!
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Open the drawer.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Fill the patented kupkake-inator tray.
0:31:45 > 0:31:46AUDIENCE: Ah!
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Close the drawer.
0:31:48 > 0:31:49AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Then place it in a conventional oven.
0:31:55 > 0:31:56Oh, yeah.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Did you just say "minutes away"?
0:32:01 > 0:32:02WITH AUDIENCE: That's impossible!
0:32:02 > 0:32:04You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
0:32:04 > 0:32:05Now wait just a minute.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07And you're ugly, just like your mum.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10Did you just call my mother ugly?
0:32:10 > 0:32:11Shut up! I mean it.
0:32:11 > 0:32:12I will end you!
0:32:13 > 0:32:14Ooh!
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Um, Cat, your tail.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19What about it?
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Oh, I see.
0:32:21 > 0:32:22I've chopped it off.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Well, that's interesting, because...
0:32:24 > 0:32:27- Son of a- BEEP!
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35I'm just saying we have a case.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37We'll talk later.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Ix-nay, ix-nay.
0:32:39 > 0:32:40Hi.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43Uh, cat, is the oven supposed to be making that sound?
0:32:43 > 0:32:45OVEN HISSES
0:32:45 > 0:32:48Of course. That means they're almost done, Con-rack.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49Conrad.
0:32:49 > 0:32:50That's what I said, Condor.
0:32:50 > 0:32:51Cat!
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Now that's MY name!
0:33:00 > 0:33:01OVEN BELL CHIMES
0:33:01 > 0:33:04Yep, they're done!
0:33:04 > 0:33:05Oh, man.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06There's nothing to worry about.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08I'm sure they still taste fine.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Yuck! They're horrible!
0:33:10 > 0:33:11Who wants some?
0:33:11 > 0:33:12HE CHUCKLES Come on. Come on.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Oh, my cod!
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Oh! Ow!
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Cat, you need to clean this mess up, pronto.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22We have a contract.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24All right, I'll try.
0:33:24 > 0:33:24Huh?
0:33:24 > 0:33:28You don't try. You DO.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am.
0:33:32 > 0:33:33I'll be right back.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Whoa!
0:33:35 > 0:33:37HE LAUGHS
0:33:38 > 0:33:41SNORING Hi. How are you?
0:33:45 > 0:33:47IN FALSETTO: Look, I'm a girl.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48HE GIGGLES
0:33:51 > 0:33:52Stop!
0:33:52 > 0:33:53That's...
0:33:53 > 0:33:55BOTH: ..Mom's dress!
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Huh? This filthy thing?
0:33:58 > 0:34:00She was going to wear that tonight, and you ruined it!
0:34:00 > 0:34:03Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05MOTOWN MUSIC PLAYS, SNAPS FINGERS
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Mm-hm. Yeah.
0:34:07 > 0:34:08I told you all this would happen,
0:34:08 > 0:34:11but no-one listens to a fish!
0:34:11 > 0:34:12Oi!
0:34:12 > 0:34:13A dog goes woof-woof,
0:34:13 > 0:34:14and everybody knows that little Timmy's
0:34:14 > 0:34:15trapped under a log,
0:34:15 > 0:34:16but a fish speaks in plain English...
0:34:16 > 0:34:17All right, everyone, let's just take
0:34:17 > 0:34:20a deep breath and calm down.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25CAT: You know who's gonna solve it?
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Me. I am.
0:34:27 > 0:34:31I will personally take care of everything.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33And I know just the guys to do it.
0:34:33 > 0:34:34HE LAUGHS
0:34:45 > 0:34:47In this box are two Things
0:34:47 > 0:34:49I will show them to you
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Two things, and I call them
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Thing One and Thing Two.
0:34:53 > 0:34:54These Things will not bite you
0:34:54 > 0:34:56They want to have fun
0:34:56 > 0:35:01So without further ado, meet Thing Two and Thing One.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Ta-da!
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Oh, yeah!
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Thing One...Conrad, Sally. Conrad, Sally...Thing One.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Thing Two...Conrad, Sally. Conrad, Sally...Thing Two.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Thing One, Thing Two. Thing Two, Thing One.
0:35:16 > 0:35:17Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.
0:35:17 > 0:35:18I am the Cat.
0:35:18 > 0:35:19Don't belittle me.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Ah, yes, of course.
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Thing Two would like to clarify
0:35:22 > 0:35:24that just because he wears the number two
0:35:24 > 0:35:27does not imply in anyway that he's inferior to Thing One.
0:35:27 > 0:35:28I'm none of the above.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32He says you may feel free to call him Thing A, if you like.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
0:35:35 > 0:35:38Chocolate Thun-da, or Ben.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40CHATTERING, BOX CREAKS
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Thing One says he's Thing One
0:35:42 > 0:35:45for a reason, and some people should just get used to it.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47It's a Thing-thing.
0:35:47 > 0:35:48You wouldn't understand.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50THINGS CHATTER OK, enough!
0:35:50 > 0:35:53You are quickly turning into one of my least favourite things.
0:35:54 > 0:35:55Listen, Comdex,
0:35:55 > 0:35:58you probably don't want to do that.
0:35:58 > 0:35:59Why not? It's just a crate.
0:35:59 > 0:36:00This isn't just any old crate.
0:36:00 > 0:36:04It's the trans-dimensional- transportolator.
0:36:04 > 0:36:05It's kind of like a doorway
0:36:05 > 0:36:07which leads from this world to my world.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09But it says, "Made in the Philippines."
0:36:09 > 0:36:12Yes, but not THIS Philippines.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Look...
0:36:14 > 0:36:16now, I'm not usually a rules guy, but this is a biggie.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18No opening the crate.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21No lookie, no touchie.
0:36:21 > 0:36:22Got it?
0:36:25 > 0:36:26LOCK GIBBERS
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Mine!
0:36:28 > 0:36:31CAT: Things, front and centre!
0:36:31 > 0:36:32Cool.
0:36:32 > 0:36:33All right, Things,
0:36:33 > 0:36:36I'm not paying you to stand around and look pretty.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Here's mom's dress.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40THEY CHATTER
0:36:42 > 0:36:44HE GASPS
0:36:44 > 0:36:45What about the couch?!
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Which couch? The clean one
0:36:47 > 0:36:49or the horribly stained one?
0:37:03 > 0:37:04Incoming.
0:37:06 > 0:37:07THINGS LAUGH WILDLY
0:37:07 > 0:37:09SALLY: Cat,
0:37:09 > 0:37:12they're wrecking the whole house!
0:37:12 > 0:37:14SNORING
0:37:14 > 0:37:17KWAN MUTTERS
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Conrad, help!
0:37:34 > 0:37:35Help yourself!
0:37:35 > 0:37:36Want a piece of me?
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Hello! Come and get it.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40I'm upside-down! Mekka dekka!
0:37:44 > 0:37:47Ooh, yeah! Whoa!
0:37:54 > 0:37:56LOCK GIGGLES
0:37:56 > 0:37:57That tickles.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Crab-ska! Geronimo!
0:38:03 > 0:38:05LOCK: Mine! Mine! Mine!
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Mine! Mine! Mine!
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Ride 'em, cowboy!
0:38:19 > 0:38:22If this were my house, I'd be furious.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24HE LAUGHS
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Hey, Klondike!
0:38:31 > 0:38:32Do you have any idea
0:38:32 > 0:38:35what happened to the lock on this crate?
0:38:35 > 0:38:36It's on Nevins' collar.
0:38:36 > 0:38:37Nevins?!
0:38:37 > 0:38:39SALLY: Nevins? Nevins!
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Put the dog down!
0:38:41 > 0:38:43I said put the dog down!
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Why won't they listen to me?!
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Oh, I don't know if this helps,
0:38:46 > 0:38:50but the Things always do the opposite of what you say.
0:38:50 > 0:38:51Why do they always do the opposite?
0:38:51 > 0:38:53It's so annoying!
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Remind you of anyone, Conrad(?)
0:38:56 > 0:38:57Zinger!
0:38:57 > 0:38:58HE SLURPS
0:38:58 > 0:38:59Zinger! Zinger!
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Blue! 41, set, hut-hut, hike!
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Hey, Things,
0:39:05 > 0:39:07don't let go of that dog!
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Let go!
0:39:09 > 0:39:10CONRAD: Catch him!
0:39:10 > 0:39:11I mean, don't catch him!
0:39:11 > 0:39:12Whoa!
0:39:13 > 0:39:14NEVINS BARKS
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Well, this is just great, Conrad(!)
0:39:16 > 0:39:17The whole house is destroyed,
0:39:17 > 0:39:18the party is ruined,
0:39:18 > 0:39:21and now Nevins is gone.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Sally. Kojak.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25That's nothing compared to what's gonna happen
0:39:25 > 0:39:27if we don't lock this crate!
0:39:27 > 0:39:28Take a look.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30It's already leaking!
0:39:30 > 0:39:32STEAM HISSES
0:39:32 > 0:39:33HE STRAINS
0:39:33 > 0:39:35It won't stay shut!
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Not without the lock!
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins
0:39:39 > 0:39:41and put it back on this crate,
0:39:41 > 0:39:43we're going to be staring down the business end
0:39:43 > 0:39:47of the mother of all messes.
0:39:48 > 0:39:49We got to go out and find Nevins.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52Impossible! Sally,
0:39:52 > 0:39:54there's only four hours till the party!
0:39:54 > 0:39:55The fish is right.
0:39:55 > 0:39:56We should call Mom and tell her what happened.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Look at this house!
0:39:58 > 0:40:00There's no way to explain this to Mom!
0:40:00 > 0:40:01We got to get Nevins back
0:40:01 > 0:40:02and lock the crate.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04We're staying and calling Mom.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07We're going and getting the dog.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09There is a third option.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11DRAMATIC NOTES PLAY There is?
0:40:11 > 0:40:13CAT: Yes. It involves...
0:40:14 > 0:40:17..murder. DRAMATIC CHORDS
0:40:17 > 0:40:18That's your option?
0:40:18 > 0:40:20No, but you guys both had options.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22I just wanted to have one, too.
0:40:22 > 0:40:23HE CHORTLES
0:40:23 > 0:40:24Or did I?
0:40:24 > 0:40:25DRAMATIC CHORDS
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Cat, you're not helping!
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Come on, let's go get that dog.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Now, we just need a heavy,
0:40:31 > 0:40:34inanimate object to weigh down this crate.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39SHE SNORES
0:40:39 > 0:40:40There!
0:40:40 > 0:40:42That ought to buy us some time.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Come on, kids. Let's go, go, go!
0:40:44 > 0:40:46HE LAUGHS
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Aaaaah!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02KNOCKING ON DOOR Yeah?
0:41:04 > 0:41:06What do you want now?
0:41:06 > 0:41:08Repo.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10You're repossessing
0:41:10 > 0:41:11my TV?!
0:41:11 > 0:41:13I'm sure I made a payment.
0:41:13 > 0:41:14If it's about that bounced cheque,
0:41:14 > 0:41:15here, let me give you a credit card.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Ooh, that one's expired.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20Huh? Oh, come on!
0:41:20 > 0:41:22NEVINS BARKS IN DISTANCE
0:41:22 > 0:41:24NARRATOR: 'With the lock on his collar,
0:41:24 > 0:41:26'Nevins kept running
0:41:26 > 0:41:29'Unaware of his part in the evil
0:41:29 > 0:41:31'Quinn's cunning.' PHONE RINGS
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Joan Walden real estate.
0:41:33 > 0:41:34Be it ever so humble, there's no...
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Oh, hi, Joan. The kids
0:41:36 > 0:41:37let the dog out again.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39You're kidding? Uh, but don't worry.
0:41:39 > 0:41:40I'll go get him, and then we'll have
0:41:40 > 0:41:42a conversation vis-a-vis military school.
0:41:42 > 0:41:43I don't know.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Conrad's like you, Lawrence.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46He's very...
0:41:46 > 0:41:47sensitive.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48Uh-huh.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51But I suppose it's something I should consider.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53I'll get the dog. I'll be right over.
0:41:53 > 0:41:54DIAL TONE
0:41:57 > 0:42:00HE GRUNTS
0:42:02 > 0:42:03BARKING
0:42:03 > 0:42:04CONRAD: OK, there's Nevins.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Stay out of sight.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21I thought the moment needed something.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Oh, what will become of us?
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Your mother will lose her job,
0:42:26 > 0:42:29and we'll have to... live on the street!
0:42:29 > 0:42:31I can't!
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Please don't make me go on...!
0:42:33 > 0:42:35I don't know this world!
0:42:35 > 0:42:38It's dry! It's... I can't take it!
0:42:38 > 0:42:39It's too...
0:42:39 > 0:42:40CONRAD: Fish!
0:42:40 > 0:42:42It's too... It's too much!
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Would you like to go back in the toilet?
0:42:44 > 0:42:45On second thoughts, it's such a beautiful day.
0:42:45 > 0:42:46Why spend it indoors?
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Thank you! CAT LAUGHS
0:42:49 > 0:42:51OK, kids, get out of my way.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54This fence is no match for my cat-like grace and reflexes.
0:42:54 > 0:42:55OK, here we go.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57JOINTS CRACK
0:42:57 > 0:42:59CAT EXHALES
0:42:59 > 0:43:00Ow. OK.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Watch me fly, kids.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05THUD!
0:43:05 > 0:43:07THEY STRAIN
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Ow!
0:43:09 > 0:43:12I don't think the little girl's even trying.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16What about your catlike...reflexes?
0:43:16 > 0:43:18What about showing a little effort, shrimp boat?
0:43:18 > 0:43:19Now, push!
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Whoa!
0:43:21 > 0:43:23All right, Nevins...
0:43:23 > 0:43:26NEVINS WHIMPERS ..time to die!
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Cat, you scared him away!
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Dirty hoe.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35I'm sorry, baby. I love you.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:43:37 > 0:43:38CONRAD: Come on, Cat!
0:43:43 > 0:43:45CONRAD: There he is!
0:43:47 > 0:43:49MAN: Happy birthday, Denise.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51SALLY: Denise?
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Everyone I know is there.
0:43:53 > 0:43:54There's Jenny
0:43:54 > 0:43:56and Ellen.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59How come Denise didn't invite me to her birthday?
0:43:59 > 0:44:00CONRAD: Don't worry.
0:44:00 > 0:44:01Let's just get Nevins and go.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03WOMAN: OK, kids, everyone outside!
0:44:03 > 0:44:05THEY CHEER Ah! Ah!
0:44:10 > 0:44:11CAT SHOUTS
0:44:13 > 0:44:15Cat, get down! They're going to see you! Hide!
0:44:25 > 0:44:27KIDS: Pinata! Pinata!
0:44:29 > 0:44:31CAT WHIMPERS
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Everybody join in!
0:44:39 > 0:44:41It's breaking!
0:44:41 > 0:44:44Step out of my way.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48This cannot end well.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53# That's why I'm easy
0:44:53 > 0:44:56# Ah, ah, ah, ah
0:44:57 > 0:45:00# I'm easy like Sunday morning... #
0:45:00 > 0:45:03CAT SCREAMS, KIDS GROAN
0:45:07 > 0:45:09Oh-oh! Whoo!
0:45:10 > 0:45:11I got an idea.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Candy!
0:45:13 > 0:45:14THEY CHEER
0:45:20 > 0:45:22No! No!
0:45:22 > 0:45:26I hit that cat so good.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28CONRAD: Cat, go.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32SHE SNORES, PHONE RINGS
0:45:33 > 0:45:36- I'd love to buy some. - Hello, Mrs Kwan?
0:45:36 > 0:45:37It's Joan Walden.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40I just called to check on the kids. Are they OK?
0:45:40 > 0:45:43Oh, those aren't children.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46They're little angels.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48THINGS LAUGH
0:45:48 > 0:45:50That's sweet.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Well, all right, Mrs Kwan, I'll be home as soon as I can.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56- Bye-bye. - Bye.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22SONAR PING
0:46:24 > 0:46:26CAT: All right, soldier, our bogey is in range.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29- Commence search and destroy. - What?!
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Search and rescue.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34I meant "search and rescue". Come on.
0:46:34 > 0:46:36CAT GULPS
0:46:36 > 0:46:39I can't believe I wasn't invited to that party.
0:46:39 > 0:46:40Hey, you're a lone wolf.
0:46:40 > 0:46:44Live alone, die alone. Yeah.
0:46:44 > 0:46:45Hey, can we please get the dog?
0:46:45 > 0:46:47WHINING: "Can we please get the dog?
0:46:47 > 0:46:48"Can we please get the dog?"
0:46:48 > 0:46:50Boo.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52TYRES SCREECH
0:46:52 > 0:46:54CONRAD: Oh, no.
0:46:54 > 0:46:55Oh, man.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Hello, Nevins, goodbye, Conrad.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Not so tough now, are you?
0:47:00 > 0:47:01HE LAUGHS
0:47:02 > 0:47:04HE CACKLES
0:47:11 > 0:47:12We're dead.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14We're never going to get that crate shut,
0:47:14 > 0:47:15and I'm getting shipped off
0:47:15 > 0:47:17to Colonel von Kronk's school for wayward boys!
0:47:17 > 0:47:19Why don't we take my car?
0:47:19 > 0:47:21You have a car?
0:47:21 > 0:47:22Yeah, sure.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24CAR LOCK BEEPS
0:47:24 > 0:47:25ENGINE REVS
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Wow, that is so cool.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32That's just the dust cover.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Here she is. The Super Luxurious
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Omni-directional Whatchamajigger.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41Or S-L-O-W for short.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43S-L-O-W?
0:47:43 > 0:47:44Yeah, SLOW.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46It's better than the last name we had -
0:47:46 > 0:47:49Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
0:47:49 > 0:47:50Oh, you mean...
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Oh! Quick! To the SLOW!
0:47:52 > 0:47:53CAT LAUGHS
0:47:56 > 0:47:57Buckle up, kids.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59We're on a mission to get that dog
0:47:59 > 0:48:02and we will not rest until we find it and destroy it.
0:48:02 > 0:48:03- RESCUE it! - Rescue it.
0:48:03 > 0:48:04Of course, I meant "rescue it".
0:48:04 > 0:48:05Whatever.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07Remember, kids, there's nothing faster than SLOW.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09That's backwards. It makes no sense.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11Look at you. Argh!
0:48:11 > 0:48:12OK, here we go.
0:48:12 > 0:48:13GPS. Check.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15DVD, CD. Check.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17Someone from Czechoslovakia is a...Czech.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20HE CHORTLES Siren.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23What? Siren? Siren?!
0:48:23 > 0:48:26Let's go!
0:48:26 > 0:48:28FISH WAILS
0:48:29 > 0:48:31Hi there. How are you? Yeah!
0:48:34 > 0:48:37THEY YELL
0:48:39 > 0:48:44# I'm sending Conrad away! #
0:48:44 > 0:48:47Oh! Oh!
0:48:47 > 0:48:50HE SNIFFS Oh!
0:48:50 > 0:48:53I can't believe you whizzed on my taco!
0:48:53 > 0:48:55NEVINS BARKS
0:48:55 > 0:48:58Wait till Joan gets a load of you!
0:48:58 > 0:49:01HE LAUGHS
0:49:01 > 0:49:02There they are!
0:49:02 > 0:49:04FISH: Red light! Red light!
0:49:04 > 0:49:06Red light! HORNS BLARE
0:49:10 > 0:49:12Someone else should drive.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14All right, you win.
0:49:14 > 0:49:15Concrete, you drive.
0:49:15 > 0:49:16Are you serious?
0:49:16 > 0:49:17I don't know.
0:49:17 > 0:49:21A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea,"
0:49:21 > 0:49:23but I can barely hear that little voice
0:49:23 > 0:49:25because an even louder little voice is screaming,
0:49:25 > 0:49:27"Let the 12-year-old drive!"
0:49:27 > 0:49:29CAT LAUGHS Now punch it!
0:49:32 > 0:49:34This is awesome!
0:49:34 > 0:49:36CAT GULPS
0:49:40 > 0:49:41I want to drive.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43I think that's a great idea.
0:49:46 > 0:49:47Wait, two people
0:49:47 > 0:49:48can't drive at the same time.
0:49:48 > 0:49:50You're right.
0:49:50 > 0:49:51We should all drive.
0:49:53 > 0:49:56THEY SCREAM
0:49:56 > 0:49:58CONRAD: Cat!
0:49:58 > 0:49:59Where are the brakes?
0:49:59 > 0:50:00I'll get them!
0:50:01 > 0:50:04I think there's something wrong with your brakes.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07When's the last time you had them checked?
0:50:07 > 0:50:08CAT LAUGHS
0:50:08 > 0:50:10Bad brake.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13KIDS YELL
0:50:16 > 0:50:18FISH: One-way street!
0:50:18 > 0:50:20One-way street! One-way street!
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Hey, Rhode Island licence plate!
0:50:27 > 0:50:28You never see those.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30HORN BLARES
0:50:33 > 0:50:36CAT HUMS
0:50:37 > 0:50:39CRASH!
0:50:42 > 0:50:45Airbag. Standard.
0:50:47 > 0:50:50I think...I wet...my jar.
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Can we do that again?
0:50:54 > 0:50:56LOCKS BEEP
0:50:59 > 0:51:01Hey, there he is!
0:51:01 > 0:51:03HE CACKLES
0:51:04 > 0:51:05CONRAD: Oh, no, he's going
0:51:05 > 0:51:06into Mom's office!
0:51:06 > 0:51:09Come on, Cat!
0:51:09 > 0:51:10Go, Conrad.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12You know, Nevins,
0:51:12 > 0:51:14when Joan finds out you've escaped again,
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Conrad will be moving out and I'll be moving in.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18HE LAUGHS
0:51:20 > 0:51:22CONRAD: We've got to get Nevins and that lock back.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24SALLY: What are we going to do? CAT: Don't worry.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26I have three plans.
0:51:26 > 0:51:29"Plan A - mess up a perfectly clean house."
0:51:29 > 0:51:30Done that.
0:51:30 > 0:51:33"Plan B - cut your losses and ditch the kids."
0:51:33 > 0:51:35That could work.
0:51:35 > 0:51:36What about that one?
0:51:36 > 0:51:41"Trick Mom's boyfriend into handing over dog and lock."
0:51:41 > 0:51:44I don't know, I still like Plan B.
0:51:44 > 0:51:45BOTH: Cat!
0:51:45 > 0:51:47OK, OK, Plan C.
0:51:47 > 0:51:48Look at you! Argh!
0:51:50 > 0:51:52NEVINS WHIMPERS
0:51:52 > 0:51:53Excuse me, sir.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56I'd like you to sign my petition, yeah.
0:51:56 > 0:51:59Get out of my way, you hippie freak.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01Are you aware of the senseless wholesale slaughter
0:52:01 > 0:52:05of the flatulating acid-spitting zumzizeroo?
0:52:05 > 0:52:07What will it take to get you out of my face?
0:52:07 > 0:52:09Just sign my petition with this large,
0:52:09 > 0:52:12oversized pen that requires two hands.
0:52:12 > 0:52:16I see. Will you hold my dog?
0:52:16 > 0:52:18BOTH: Yes.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21OK, I have a problem with the word "dog".
0:52:21 > 0:52:23I don't use the D-word, per se,
0:52:23 > 0:52:24cos I think it's really, really wrong.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29But I will happily hold your canine-American, yeah.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31I'm more comfortable with that, really.
0:52:31 > 0:52:32THEY LAUGH
0:52:32 > 0:52:36# How much is that canine-American in the window? #
0:52:36 > 0:52:39BOTH: Cat! Come on!
0:52:41 > 0:52:43- Hey, what the...? - Go! Go!
0:52:43 > 0:52:44Come back here!
0:52:44 > 0:52:46I'm onto you kids!
0:52:46 > 0:52:48Nothing to see here. Keep moving! Go!
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Come on.
0:52:51 > 0:52:52Get in! Get in.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54Come on. Hide. DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:52:54 > 0:52:56Get in! Get in!
0:52:57 > 0:52:59CAT: Look out down below!
0:52:59 > 0:53:00Whoa...sorry.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Over there.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07Hey! Hey.
0:53:07 > 0:53:08TYRES SCREECH
0:53:08 > 0:53:10Ooh...
0:53:15 > 0:53:16QUINN: I got you!
0:53:18 > 0:53:20Here he comes.
0:53:20 > 0:53:21BOTH: Cat!
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Whoa!
0:53:23 > 0:53:25CLUBBER SCREAMS
0:53:25 > 0:53:26Where's my hat?
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Whoa! Go, go!
0:53:28 > 0:53:28Ah!
0:53:28 > 0:53:30Go! Go!
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Come on, Cat.
0:53:32 > 0:53:34I'm walking here. TYRES SCREECH
0:53:38 > 0:53:40HE WHIMPERS
0:53:40 > 0:53:44SOBBING: Joan! Joan!
0:53:46 > 0:53:48I think we lost him. Not the pocket!
0:53:48 > 0:53:51We got the lock back. Now let's get home.
0:53:51 > 0:53:52Relax, kid. I'm all over it.
0:53:52 > 0:53:54CAT LAUGHS
0:53:54 > 0:53:55Hey.
0:53:55 > 0:53:57What's wrong?
0:53:57 > 0:53:58This is not my hat.
0:53:58 > 0:54:01I must have picked up the wrong hat back there.
0:54:01 > 0:54:04So? So...without my hat,
0:54:04 > 0:54:06I'm just your garden variety six-foot-tall talking cat.
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Joan, your children are running around town
0:54:08 > 0:54:10like complete maniacs!
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Yes, they are, with some
0:54:12 > 0:54:14weird, hairy man
0:54:14 > 0:54:16- in a big hat. - Uh-huh.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Joan, you'll believe everything
0:54:18 > 0:54:19once we get to your house, OK?
0:54:19 > 0:54:20Come on, come on.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23We're doomed! We're dead.
0:54:23 > 0:54:24This is all my fault.
0:54:24 > 0:54:26I'm such an idiot.
0:54:26 > 0:54:27Why do I always have to do
0:54:27 > 0:54:29the opposite of what I'm supposed to?
0:54:29 > 0:54:31Wait a second, that's it!
0:54:31 > 0:54:32The opposite!
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Hey, Things, don't help us!
0:54:35 > 0:54:38Do not show up and help us get home right now.
0:54:38 > 0:54:39Mekka dekka, hop in!
0:54:39 > 0:54:41We're going on a road trip!
0:54:41 > 0:54:42Larry's car?
0:54:42 > 0:54:46How'd you get so smart?
0:54:46 > 0:54:48NARRATOR: 'So the race was on
0:54:48 > 0:54:50'To get back home first.'
0:54:50 > 0:54:51CONRAD: Hang on.
0:54:51 > 0:54:53We got to beat Mom and Quinn home.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55NARRATOR: 'But back at their home
0:54:55 > 0:54:57'Things were just getting worse.'
0:54:59 > 0:55:02GURGLING
0:55:13 > 0:55:14There's Mom and Larry!
0:55:14 > 0:55:16QUINN: Step on it, Joan. Go.
0:55:16 > 0:55:17Go, go, go!
0:55:17 > 0:55:19Hey, Things,
0:55:19 > 0:55:22do not do anything to slow down my mom.
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Mekka dekka, slow down Mom!
0:55:30 > 0:55:31QUINN: Look, Joan,
0:55:31 > 0:55:33they don't beat them every day.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36SIREN WAILS Oh, great(!)
0:55:41 > 0:55:43I'm sorry, officer. Was I speeding?
0:55:43 > 0:55:47Mekka dekka licence, appa registration.
0:55:48 > 0:55:51Mekka dekka... you're one hot mama.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53Hey, that's my car! Joan, we better go,
0:55:53 > 0:55:54right away! Please,
0:55:54 > 0:55:55let me handle this.
0:55:55 > 0:55:58Sorry, I guess I was in a hurry to get home.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00I'm not going to let them get away with this.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02Mekka dekka Heimlich!
0:56:02 > 0:56:03Mekka dekka Heimlich! THING CHOKES
0:56:03 > 0:56:06SIREN WAILS
0:56:07 > 0:56:08QUINN: Meet me at the house!
0:56:19 > 0:56:21Not so fast, you little maggots!
0:56:23 > 0:56:24Oh, you are so busted.
0:56:24 > 0:56:25Now get inside.
0:56:25 > 0:56:26Trust me,
0:56:26 > 0:56:28don't go in there, it's going to be a total...
0:56:28 > 0:56:30Aargh!
0:56:30 > 0:56:32..wreck?! Sally, what happened?
0:56:32 > 0:56:34What about the mother of all messes?
0:56:34 > 0:56:35I don't know.
0:56:35 > 0:56:37HE SNEEZES
0:56:37 > 0:56:38Why am I sneezing?
0:56:43 > 0:56:45That'd be me.
0:56:45 > 0:56:46Boo! CAT LAUGHS
0:56:46 > 0:56:48You're a giant... HE SNEEZES
0:56:50 > 0:56:50..cat!
0:56:54 > 0:56:58Judas Priest! SPLASH!
0:56:58 > 0:57:00Ooh. Mamma mia!
0:57:04 > 0:57:06What happened to our house?
0:57:06 > 0:57:08It's the mother of all messes.
0:57:08 > 0:57:11Yep! Pure, unadulterated fun
0:57:11 > 0:57:13without any good sense or judgment.
0:57:13 > 0:57:14See, corndog, this is why
0:57:14 > 0:57:15I warned you
0:57:15 > 0:57:17not to open the crate.
0:57:17 > 0:57:18Although,
0:57:18 > 0:57:20on the plus side, I think people will be
0:57:20 > 0:57:23talking about tonight's party for the rest of their lives.
0:57:23 > 0:57:25CAT LAUGHS, NEVINS WHIMPERS
0:57:27 > 0:57:28We got to shut the crate! Come on!
0:57:29 > 0:57:30OK.
0:57:31 > 0:57:33Let's take the front-hall carpet.
0:57:33 > 0:57:34CAT LAUGHS
0:57:34 > 0:57:36SALLY: This can't be the front hall.
0:57:36 > 0:57:38CAT: This is what happens
0:57:38 > 0:57:39when you mix your world and my world.
0:57:39 > 0:57:41Oh, and when you eat bad shellfish.
0:57:41 > 0:57:43Come on, let's go.
0:57:43 > 0:57:44Oh, yeah!
0:57:44 > 0:57:46CONRAD: Cat, how do we find the crate?
0:57:46 > 0:57:48Beats me. This hat is worthless.
0:57:48 > 0:57:50And it makes me look fat.
0:57:50 > 0:57:51SALLY: Where's Mrs Kwan?
0:57:51 > 0:57:54Oh! Here she comes!
0:57:54 > 0:57:56Right on schedule.
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Oh, yeah!
0:57:59 > 0:58:01We're going to ride Mrs Kwan?!
0:58:01 > 0:58:03CAT: Sure, it's the only way to the crate.
0:58:03 > 0:58:05Hop on!
0:58:05 > 0:58:06Oh, this is going to be good.
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Please keep your hands and feet
0:58:10 > 0:58:12in the Kwan at all times.
0:58:12 > 0:58:14Enjoy the ride!
0:58:16 > 0:58:19CAT: Ladies and gentlemen, the dining room.
0:58:19 > 0:58:20Oh...
0:58:20 > 0:58:21SALLY: This is the dining room?
0:58:21 > 0:58:23Hey, look!
0:58:23 > 0:58:24A chandelier.
0:58:24 > 0:58:26CAT LAUGHS
0:58:31 > 0:58:33CONRAD: Is that the bathroom?
0:58:34 > 0:58:36You might want to hold it for a while.
0:58:38 > 0:58:40Something like that really burns my...
0:58:40 > 0:58:42THEY SCREAM
0:58:44 > 0:58:45This is amazing!
0:58:45 > 0:58:48It's like a ride in an amusement park!
0:58:48 > 0:58:50You mean like at...
0:58:50 > 0:58:52Universal Studios?
0:58:53 > 0:58:54Cha-ching!
0:58:54 > 0:58:55Whoa!
0:58:55 > 0:58:59THEY YELL
0:59:03 > 0:59:05CAT OVER LOUDSPEAKER: Please exit the Kwan
0:59:05 > 0:59:06to your left.
0:59:06 > 0:59:08Have a nice day.
0:59:08 > 0:59:10JOAN: This is ridiculous. I have to get home.
0:59:10 > 0:59:12THING CHOKES Police brutality!
0:59:12 > 0:59:14Illegal choke hold!
0:59:16 > 0:59:17Where are we?
0:59:17 > 0:59:18The living room, I think.
0:59:18 > 0:59:20Oh, man, my eyes are closed!
0:59:20 > 0:59:21If there's no line,
0:59:21 > 0:59:23can we go back and do that again?
0:59:23 > 0:59:24There's the crate!
0:59:24 > 0:59:26Harumph!
0:59:31 > 0:59:32If we shut the crate,
0:59:32 > 0:59:34the house will go back to normal.
0:59:34 > 0:59:35Do you have the lock?
0:59:36 > 0:59:37Got it!
0:59:37 > 0:59:38Come on, let's go!
0:59:40 > 0:59:43CONRAD: Sally!
0:59:43 > 0:59:44THEY STRAIN
0:59:44 > 0:59:46Come on!
0:59:46 > 0:59:47It won't shut!
0:59:47 > 0:59:49Sally!
0:59:49 > 0:59:51Everything is disappearing up there!
0:59:51 > 0:59:52SALLY SCREAMS
0:59:53 > 0:59:54CONRAD: Sally!
0:59:54 > 0:59:55SALLY: Help!
0:59:57 > 0:59:59Help me, Conrad!
0:59:59 > 0:59:59Sally!
1:00:01 > 1:00:03SALLY: Help me!
1:00:03 > 1:00:04I can't hold on!
1:00:05 > 1:00:09Help me, Conrad!
1:00:09 > 1:00:12Sally, I can't reach the lock!
1:00:12 > 1:00:13No!
1:00:13 > 1:00:16I can't save you unless you let go!
1:00:16 > 1:00:18OK.
1:00:19 > 1:00:21Aaargh! Help me!
1:00:22 > 1:00:24Yes!
1:00:24 > 1:00:27Aaargh!
1:00:50 > 1:00:53HE YELLS
1:00:54 > 1:00:56PIPE GURGLES
1:00:56 > 1:00:58QUINN GROANS
1:00:58 > 1:01:00I did it! I did it!
1:01:00 > 1:01:02I did it! I did it!
1:01:02 > 1:01:03I did it!
1:01:03 > 1:01:05I did it! I did it!
1:01:08 > 1:01:11OK, WE did it.
1:01:12 > 1:01:14I don't think we did anything.
1:01:14 > 1:01:16The place is still a wreck.
1:01:16 > 1:01:18Cat, you said if we shut the crate,
1:01:18 > 1:01:19everything would be OK!
1:01:19 > 1:01:22But it's not. It's a complete disaster!
1:01:22 > 1:01:24Well, what are you gonna do?
1:01:24 > 1:01:25Tennis, anyone?
1:01:32 > 1:01:33CAT SNIFFS
1:01:33 > 1:01:34Ooh.
1:01:34 > 1:01:35HE PURRS
1:01:35 > 1:01:38Love that new ball smell, yeah.
1:01:38 > 1:01:39Hey.
1:01:39 > 1:01:41Your hat - it's magic again!
1:01:41 > 1:01:44Oops.
1:01:44 > 1:01:46Well, now that the cat's out of the bag -
1:01:46 > 1:01:48to use an archaic and cruel-sounding metaphor -
1:01:48 > 1:01:50why don't you serve first?
1:01:50 > 1:01:52You had your real hat this whole time?
1:01:52 > 1:01:53Ah-yup.
1:01:53 > 1:01:55I planned the whole day.
1:01:55 > 1:01:57What do you mean, you planned the whole day?
1:01:57 > 1:01:58All of it?
1:01:58 > 1:01:59Ah-yup. The house getting trashed?
1:01:59 > 1:02:01- Ah-yup. - Quinn taking Nevins?
1:02:01 > 1:02:03- Ah-yup. - Cutting off your tail?
1:02:03 > 1:02:04Ah-nope.
1:02:05 > 1:02:07CONRAD: You even knew
1:02:07 > 1:02:08I'd open the crate?
1:02:08 > 1:02:10Why do you think I made it my one rule?
1:02:10 > 1:02:12I knew you couldn't resist.
1:02:12 > 1:02:15Now, who's up for a game of Canadian doubles?
1:02:15 > 1:02:17GLASS SHATTERS
1:02:17 > 1:02:19Cat, you said
1:02:19 > 1:02:20nothing bad would happen.
1:02:20 > 1:02:21Cat,
1:02:21 > 1:02:23you need to get out.
1:02:23 > 1:02:24I don't know that game.
1:02:24 > 1:02:25It's not a game.
1:02:25 > 1:02:27None of this is a game!
1:02:29 > 1:02:31But I thought you two wanted to have fun today.
1:02:31 > 1:02:33Look around, Cat.
1:02:33 > 1:02:34You were right.
1:02:34 > 1:02:36It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how.
1:02:36 > 1:02:38And you don't know when enough is enough.
1:02:38 > 1:02:39Now go!
1:02:40 > 1:02:42Suzy...
1:02:42 > 1:02:45Cromwell...
1:02:45 > 1:02:46please.
1:02:46 > 1:02:47BOTH: Out!
1:02:55 > 1:02:56BOTH: Out!
1:03:11 > 1:03:13Good riddance!
1:03:13 > 1:03:16Now, this may not be the time for "I told you so," but...
1:03:22 > 1:03:24Like I said, not the time.
1:03:24 > 1:03:26I'll get the mop and bucket.
1:03:26 > 1:03:29Conrad, you might want to get out of here
1:03:29 > 1:03:31until Mom has a chance to calm down.
1:03:31 > 1:03:34No, this was my fault.
1:03:34 > 1:03:35I'll take the blame.
1:03:35 > 1:03:37Look, Mom will be home any second.
1:03:37 > 1:03:39Why don't you go upstairs?
1:03:39 > 1:03:40I'm not going upstairs.
1:03:40 > 1:03:41I'm staying with you.
1:03:41 > 1:03:43Really? Why?
1:03:43 > 1:03:45Two reasons.
1:03:45 > 1:03:47One, the stairs are destroyed.
1:03:47 > 1:03:51Two, this is just as much my fault as yours.
1:03:51 > 1:03:53We should share the blame.
1:03:55 > 1:03:57Thanks, Sally.
1:03:57 > 1:03:58By the way,
1:03:58 > 1:04:01you're a pretty good brother.
1:04:01 > 1:04:02Glad you think that.
1:04:02 > 1:04:05Maybe we can room together at military school.
1:04:06 > 1:04:07DOOR OPENS
1:04:07 > 1:04:09CONRAD: Well...
1:04:09 > 1:04:11here goes.
1:04:19 > 1:04:21# Betcha thought I'd gone
1:04:21 > 1:04:23# Betcha felt a sting
1:04:23 > 1:04:25# Betcha never thought I'd have another song to sing
1:04:25 > 1:04:26# But now that you've learned your lesson
1:04:26 > 1:04:28# Allow me to blow your mind
1:04:28 > 1:04:29# By reading to you the small print
1:04:29 > 1:04:31# Of the contract that you signed. #
1:04:31 > 1:04:34OK, section 8, article 93, sub-paragraph 834,
1:04:34 > 1:04:36right by the jelly stain.
1:04:36 > 1:04:39It reads, "If Conrad, AKA Concrete,
1:04:39 > 1:04:41"should open the crate - and we know he will -
1:04:41 > 1:04:43"the contract shall be null and void."
1:04:44 > 1:04:46"However...
1:04:46 > 1:04:48"if Sally and Conrad should learn from their mistakes,
1:04:48 > 1:04:50"the contract shall be reinstated."
1:04:50 > 1:04:51And I think you two
1:04:51 > 1:04:53have satisfied the legal burden of learning.
1:04:53 > 1:04:55BOTH: Yeah! CAT: So there's just
1:04:55 > 1:04:56one last game to play.
1:04:56 > 1:04:57It's called "clean up the house".
1:04:57 > 1:05:02Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial Renovating Tractormajigger.
1:05:02 > 1:05:03BOTH: D-I-R-T?
1:05:03 > 1:05:05That's right!
1:05:07 > 1:05:09Whoa!
1:05:09 > 1:05:11# It's getting better all the time
1:05:11 > 1:05:14# I used to get mad at my school
1:05:15 > 1:05:19# The teachers who taught me weren't cool
1:05:19 > 1:05:21# You're holding me down
1:05:21 > 1:05:22# Turning me round
1:05:22 > 1:05:26# Filling me up with your rules
1:05:26 > 1:05:30# Got to admit it's getting better
1:05:30 > 1:05:32# Better all the time
1:05:32 > 1:05:34# Can't get no worse
1:05:34 > 1:05:37# I have to admit it's getting better
1:05:37 > 1:05:40# Better Since you've been mine
1:05:44 > 1:05:47# Me? Used to be an angry young man
1:05:47 > 1:05:50# Be hiding my head in the sand
1:05:50 > 1:05:54# You gave me the word I finally heard
1:05:54 > 1:05:58# I'm doing the best that I can, yeah
1:05:58 > 1:06:00# I've got to admit it's getting better
1:06:00 > 1:06:03# I'm getting better all the time
1:06:03 > 1:06:05# Can't get no worse
1:06:05 > 1:06:07# Got to admit it's getting better
1:06:07 > 1:06:11# It's getting better since you've been mine... #
1:06:11 > 1:06:13Oh, yeah!
1:06:13 > 1:06:15These drapes are so out, they're in.
1:06:15 > 1:06:19# Getting better all the time Better... #
1:06:19 > 1:06:20Spin! Spin!
1:06:20 > 1:06:22| Better |
1:06:22 > 1:06:25# It's getting better all the time
1:06:25 > 1:06:28# Better, better, better... #
1:06:41 > 1:06:43HE CHORTLES
1:06:47 > 1:06:50# I've got to admit it's getting better
1:06:50 > 1:06:54# A little better all the time
1:06:54 > 1:06:57# Yeah, I got to admit it's getting better
1:06:57 > 1:07:01# It's getting better since you've been mine
1:07:01 > 1:07:05# Getting so much better all the time. #
1:07:09 > 1:07:12OK. We had some good times.
1:07:12 > 1:07:13We cleaned up the house.
1:07:13 > 1:07:14We even managed to work in
1:07:14 > 1:07:16an uptempo pop tune for the soundtrack.
1:07:16 > 1:07:17That's important.
1:07:18 > 1:07:21I guess there's just one last thing to check.
1:07:22 > 1:07:24Uh-huh.
1:07:34 > 1:07:36Looks like everything's in balance.
1:07:36 > 1:07:38But you're still smoking way too many cigars.
1:07:38 > 1:07:41And you...lay off the sauce.
1:07:42 > 1:07:44POP!
1:07:44 > 1:07:49Cat, this day has been...amazing.
1:07:49 > 1:07:51Thank you, Cat.
1:07:54 > 1:07:55For everything.
1:07:58 > 1:07:59Conrad...
1:08:01 > 1:08:03Sally...
1:08:05 > 1:08:06Adieu.
1:08:09 > 1:08:10SALLY: Cat!
1:08:10 > 1:08:12CONRAD: Cat! - Huh?
1:08:12 > 1:08:14Wait, Cat. Don't go!
1:08:15 > 1:08:17Oh-oh! KIDS GASP
1:08:18 > 1:08:20CAT CHORTLES
1:08:20 > 1:08:23JOAN: All right, kids, this place better not be a mess.
1:08:23 > 1:08:26I'm...home?
1:08:26 > 1:08:27BOTH: Hi, Mom.
1:08:27 > 1:08:30SNORTS Miss Walden! Home so soon?
1:08:30 > 1:08:32The children were angels.
1:08:32 > 1:08:34Thanks, Mrs Kwan. Hello, Joan.
1:08:34 > 1:08:35Ah!
1:08:35 > 1:08:37Lawrence, what happened to you?
1:08:39 > 1:08:42They...happened to me.
1:08:42 > 1:08:46Your...demonic...children.
1:08:47 > 1:08:49They destroyed your house!
1:08:51 > 1:08:53The house was alive.
1:08:53 > 1:08:55The wall was made of paper!
1:08:55 > 1:08:56I fell off the cliff!
1:08:56 > 1:08:59And the giant cat!
1:09:00 > 1:09:03The giant cat....
1:09:03 > 1:09:05Tell her!
1:09:05 > 1:09:07(Larry, Larry...)
1:09:07 > 1:09:10You look terrible.
1:09:10 > 1:09:12And my mom thinks you're insane.
1:09:12 > 1:09:13This is what we in sales
1:09:13 > 1:09:15call a win-win scenario.
1:09:18 > 1:09:21Joan, you are passing up the opportunity of a lifetime.
1:09:21 > 1:09:24You know what kind of kid your boy is.
1:09:24 > 1:09:28I mean, who are you going to believe?
1:09:28 > 1:09:30You're right.
1:09:30 > 1:09:32I do know what kind of kid Conrad is.
1:09:32 > 1:09:33He can be irresponsible...
1:09:33 > 1:09:34Yes.
1:09:34 > 1:09:36- He makes bad choices. - Yes.
1:09:36 > 1:09:37And sometimes he makes me want to tear my hair out.
1:09:37 > 1:09:39Yes, yes, yes!
1:09:39 > 1:09:42But he's a good kid,
1:09:42 > 1:09:43and I believe in him.
1:09:43 > 1:09:45Now, I'd like you to leave.
1:09:45 > 1:09:47Wha...? Joan...
1:09:47 > 1:09:48Joan.
1:09:48 > 1:09:50Joan...
1:09:52 > 1:09:55Oh, Joan! Joan! Joan!
1:09:55 > 1:09:57HE SOBS
1:09:58 > 1:09:59HE SNEEZES
1:10:04 > 1:10:06Will you marry me, Joan?
1:10:08 > 1:10:10Joan, Joan... Joan, Joan...
1:10:10 > 1:10:13QUINN SOBS LOUDLY
1:10:13 > 1:10:17Yes! BOTH: Yes! Yes!
1:10:19 > 1:10:23That was nice... SHE SNORES
1:10:27 > 1:10:28Mr Humberfloob?
1:10:28 > 1:10:31Whoa! Almost got me again.
1:10:31 > 1:10:32Enjoy the party.
1:10:32 > 1:10:35WOMAN: I told him not to touch you. Mr Humberfloob.
1:10:35 > 1:10:38Joan, the party's a hit and the house is immaculate.
1:10:38 > 1:10:39Congratulations.
1:10:39 > 1:10:42WOMAN: Miss Walden, Miss Walden.
1:10:42 > 1:10:44FISH BEATBOXES
1:10:44 > 1:10:45Hi, Mom.
1:10:45 > 1:10:47Honey, your cupcakes are a huge hit.
1:10:47 > 1:10:49What did you put in them?
1:10:49 > 1:10:51Mom, you can make cupcakes out of anything.
1:10:51 > 1:10:53CONRAD: Are you telling me
1:10:53 > 1:10:54you can make cupcakes
1:10:54 > 1:10:55out of anything?
1:10:55 > 1:10:56Anything.
1:10:56 > 1:10:58Anything?
1:10:58 > 1:11:01So, what did you kids do today, huh?
1:11:01 > 1:11:02NARRATOR: 'Well, what would you do
1:11:02 > 1:11:04'if your mother asked you?
1:11:04 > 1:11:06'The family was whole
1:11:06 > 1:11:08'All thanks to the Cat
1:11:08 > 1:11:09'Who was dashing and charming
1:11:09 > 1:11:11'No doubt about that
1:11:11 > 1:11:12'He was witty and cultured
1:11:12 > 1:11:15'And, well, very endearing
1:11:15 > 1:11:17'And tremendously attractive!'
1:11:17 > 1:11:19AS NARRATOR: But in a sort of real way.
1:11:19 > 1:11:21You know, a kind of approachable way
1:11:21 > 1:11:22that I think you don't see these days...
1:11:22 > 1:11:23RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES
1:11:23 > 1:11:25CAT'S VOICE: Oh! Hello!
1:11:25 > 1:11:28I was just, er... I really should be going.
1:11:28 > 1:11:32How'd they get so smart?
1:11:32 > 1:11:35HE LAUGHS
1:11:36 > 1:11:38ALL: Oh, yeah!
1:11:41 > 1:11:44CAT LAUGHS
1:11:51 > 1:11:53Come on, Things, let's go.
1:11:53 > 1:11:55What's on my schedule for tomorrow?
1:11:57 > 1:11:59What do you say we go on vacation?
1:11:59 > 1:12:02How about Hawaii? I like Hawaii.
1:12:03 > 1:12:05I should warn you, there are certain places
1:12:05 > 1:12:07that don't allow certain Things.
1:12:09 > 1:12:11Oh, Things are complicated.
1:12:32 > 1:12:33# Things are gettin' weird
1:12:33 > 1:12:35# Things are gettin' tough
1:12:35 > 1:12:37# Nothing's making sense
1:12:37 > 1:12:38# But you keep on lookin' up
1:12:38 > 1:12:40# They tell you to be true
1:12:40 > 1:12:42# You're tryin' every day
1:12:42 > 1:12:43# To keep it on the real
1:12:43 > 1:12:45# Still you gotta find a way
1:12:45 > 1:12:47# To make your mama happy
1:12:47 > 1:12:49# To make your papa proud
1:12:49 > 1:12:50# You wanna turn it up
1:12:50 > 1:12:52# But all you hear is, "Tone it down"
1:12:52 > 1:12:55# So gather round, I'm here to say
1:12:55 > 1:12:59# You'll never make everybody's day
1:12:59 > 1:13:01# But while you're around, you might as well
1:13:01 > 1:13:04# Catch the tiger by its tail
1:13:04 > 1:13:06# And hang on, hang on, hang on
1:13:06 > 1:13:08# Everybody just
1:13:08 > 1:13:10# Get on, get on, get on... #