A Goofy Movie

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0:00:43 > 0:00:44- WOMAN:- Max...

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Max...

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Max...

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Roxanne?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22THEY LAUGH

0:01:31 > 0:01:35GASPS

0:01:33 > 0:01:35What's wrong?

0:01:52 > 0:01:56AAAAAAGH!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hyuk! Aaaarrgh!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Aaagggh!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05PHONE RINGS

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Hello...?

0:02:09 > 0:02:10'Max, where are you?'

0:02:10 > 0:02:14PJ?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14'You shoulda got here an hour ago.'

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, no!

0:02:17 > 0:02:22'Maybe we should call it off.'

0:02:19 > 0:02:22No way, man! It's now or never.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26'Get a move on. I'll meet you at my locker.'

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Hyuk! Mornin' son!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Dad!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oops, I forgot.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34KNOCK KNOCK! >

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Hyuk! Mornin' son. Came to see if you had any...

0:02:38 > 0:02:42dirty clothes...

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Help yourself.

0:02:42 > 0:02:47We talked about this.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47I'll take care of it later.

0:02:47 > 0:02:53- What's the rush?- I'm late!

0:02:49 > 0:02:53I'll drive you in on my way to work.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I need the exercise.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Aw, come on, Max!

0:03:03 > 0:03:09Oh, Dad, you ruined it!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Sorry about that. Who was he anyway?

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Powerline - the biggest rock star alive.

0:03:12 > 0:03:17He's no bigger than Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Everybody mambo!

0:03:19 > 0:03:25Mambo, mambo!

0:03:20 > 0:03:25There's no time! What if the neighbours see us?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Max, wait up!

0:03:28 > 0:03:32You forgot your lunch. Have a good day. Mmmwwwaaahh!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35LAUGHTER

0:03:35 > 0:03:38# They've been laughing since I can remember

0:03:38 > 0:03:41# But they're not gonna laugh any more

0:03:41 > 0:03:43# No more Maxie the geek

0:03:43 > 0:03:48# No more goof of the week like before...

0:03:48 > 0:03:52# No more algebra tests till September

0:03:52 > 0:03:54# No more looking at losers like him

0:03:54 > 0:03:58# No more having to cheat

0:03:56 > 0:03:58# No more mystery meat

0:03:58 > 0:04:01# No more gym

0:03:59 > 0:04:01# No more gym

0:04:00 > 0:04:01# No more gym

0:04:01 > 0:04:05# Gonna move to the mall

0:04:03 > 0:04:05# Gonna live in the pool

0:04:05 > 0:04:08# Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool

0:04:08 > 0:04:11ALL: # Cos after today I'm gonna be cruising

0:04:11 > 0:04:15# After today she'll be mine

0:04:14 > 0:04:17# After today my brain will be snoozing

0:04:17 > 0:04:21# If I don't faint I'll be fine

0:04:21 > 0:04:24# I've got 40 more minutes of home economics

0:04:24 > 0:04:28# Then down with the textbooks

0:04:26 > 0:04:28# And up with the comics

0:04:28 > 0:04:31# Just think of all the time I've been losing

0:04:31 > 0:04:34# Finding the right thing to say

0:04:34 > 0:04:38# But things'll be going my way after today

0:04:38 > 0:04:41# She looked right through me

0:04:40 > 0:04:44# And who could blame her?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46# I need a new me

0:04:46 > 0:04:50# Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof

0:04:50 > 0:04:56# After today I'm gonna be cruising

0:04:54 > 0:04:56# No more pep rallies to cut

0:04:56 > 0:05:03# After today my brains'll be snoozing

0:05:00 > 0:05:03# I'm gonna sit on my butt

0:05:03 > 0:05:05# I've got less than an hour

0:05:05 > 0:05:10# And when this is ended I'll either be famous...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10# Or you'll be suspended!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13# Just think of all the time I've been losing

0:05:13 > 0:05:16# Waiting until I could say

0:05:16 > 0:05:19# Gonna be on my own Kiss the parents goodbye

0:05:19 > 0:05:23# Gonna party from now till the end of July

0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Things'll be going my way

0:05:25 > 0:05:28# After todaaaaaayyy... #

0:05:28 > 0:05:33BELL RINGS

0:05:29 > 0:05:33# I wish that this was the day

0:05:33 > 0:05:36# After today. #

0:05:37 > 0:05:40< LAUGHTER

0:05:42 > 0:05:47Are you all right?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Yeah, I'm OK. I just, er... I was just...

0:05:47 > 0:05:51< NERVOUS GIGGLES

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Hyuk!

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Ohhhh...!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02BELL RINGS

0:06:02 > 0:06:05I can't believe I did that!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08She finally says hi, and what do I do?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I choke!

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Hyuk!

0:06:12 > 0:06:18Big...!

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Where've you been, buddy?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?

0:06:18 > 0:06:23If my dad catches me with this he'll kill me! Sure we gotta do this?

0:06:23 > 0:06:28It's my only chance, Peej. To Roxanne I'm just a nobody.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30But after today...

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Bobby!

0:06:35 > 0:06:39All this is for us?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Mmmm...

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Slurpage!

0:06:41 > 0:06:48This is gonna be so great, man!

0:06:43 > 0:06:48Dude, need fundage, bro.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Yeah, right here.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Cheddar!

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Aaaaooooohhh!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Cheddar Whizzy!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Mmm... It's pretty scrumptious.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Let's do it, ladies!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10WILD CHEERING

0:07:10 > 0:07:12As student body president,

0:07:12 > 0:07:19I just wanna say yay to all of us for a really neat year.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yo, Stacey! Talk to me, baby!

0:07:19 > 0:07:24Also I hope you can all attend my totally amazing party next Saturday

0:07:24 > 0:07:28to watch the Powerline concert on pay-per-view.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28CHEERING

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Thank you very much.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37SUDDEN SILENCE FALLS

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Thank you, Stacey, and good morning, boys and girls.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Every year, on the last day of school,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47several youngsters approach me and say,

0:07:47 > 0:07:52"Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?"

0:07:52 > 0:07:57"We don't want to waste our free time sleeping, visiting friends..."

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Say, er, Roxanne, about Stacey's party..

0:08:05 > 0:08:13How're you, er, doing there, Bobby?

0:08:08 > 0:08:13Don't give me that attitude, you guys. I'm doing it all for you.

0:08:13 > 0:08:18This is nuts! I don't know why I let you guys talk me into this.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22If my dad finds out he'll nuke my entire existence.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24..Of the elements, or...

0:08:24 > 0:08:28GIGGLES NERVOUSLY

0:08:26 > 0:08:28I hope this works.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32How about science slumber parties?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Huh?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Hey!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I'm not going to...!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47AAAAARRGGHH!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49LAUGHS

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- POWERLINE:- # Some people settle for the typical things

0:08:53 > 0:08:56# Livin' all their lives waiting in the wings

0:08:56 > 0:09:00# It ain't a question of if Just a matter of time

0:09:00 > 0:09:03# Before I move to the front of the line

0:09:03 > 0:09:06# I watch you watching every move that I make

0:09:06 > 0:09:10# You gotta believe that I got what it takes

0:09:10 > 0:09:12# To stand out... #

0:09:12 > 0:09:14CHEERING

0:09:14 > 0:09:16# Even if I gotta shout out loud

0:09:16 > 0:09:20# Till mine is the only face you can see

0:09:20 > 0:09:22# Gonna stand out

0:09:22 > 0:09:24# Till you notice me #

0:09:25 > 0:09:27A little smokage!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Aaaaoooohhhh!

0:09:29 > 0:09:36# If I can make you stop and take a look at me instead of walking on

0:09:36 > 0:09:39# Nothing that I wouldn't do to get you to notice

0:09:39 > 0:09:42# I was alive

0:09:42 > 0:09:47# All I need is half a chance A second glance will prove

0:09:47 > 0:09:51# I got whatever it takes It's a piece of cake. #

0:09:51 > 0:09:53WILD CHEERING

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Who is that guy?

0:09:56 > 0:10:00# Till mine is the only face you see

0:10:00 > 0:10:02# Gonna stand out... #

0:10:02 > 0:10:05MUSIC SLOWS TO A STOP

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- <- Hey, it's the Goof boy!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15We're busted!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Goo-goo boojie boo-boo-boo!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Come on, smile!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Smiley-wiley!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Bbbwww-bbbwwbb-bblll!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Come on, Kimmie, give me a big...

0:10:31 > 0:10:33CHOKES

0:10:33 > 0:10:35DUCK SQUEAKS

0:10:37 > 0:10:39SQUEAKING

0:10:40 > 0:10:41SQUEAK

0:10:43 > 0:10:44BIG SQUEAK

0:10:46 > 0:10:48SQUEAK

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Stop goofin' around! We got work to do.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54OK, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Bwwwbbblll!

0:10:55 > 0:10:59You're such a cute little girlie.

0:11:00 > 0:11:05Come back and see me!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05You have such a way with children.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09You have such a way with children. Pah!

0:11:09 > 0:11:15OK, now, who's next over here?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Let a pro show you how it's done.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18OK, who's next over here?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oooh!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Hello, precious!

0:11:22 > 0:11:23DOH!!

0:11:23 > 0:11:26You lucky woman...!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Come on, honey, it's picture time.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Peek-a-boo!

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Cute!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Peek-a-boo! Ha ha ha ha!

0:11:34 > 0:11:40Pete, you sure are good with kids.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40They love me.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40WAAAAAHHH!

0:11:40 > 0:11:46PJ begged me to take him on vacation this summer.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Where are you going?

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Camping.

0:11:47 > 0:11:53Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the father-son bond.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Max'd never go for anything like that.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Gimme!

0:11:57 > 0:12:02Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents.

0:12:02 > 0:12:08He might be running with some gang, stealing and causing riots.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08WAAAH! GIMME!

0:12:08 > 0:12:13Max wouldn't get mixed up in something like that.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15HEAVY DOOR SLAMS

0:12:15 > 0:12:19SECRETARY HUMS "The Death March"

0:12:19 > 0:12:22I'm a failure.

0:12:22 > 0:12:30A complete loser. My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Uh-huh. Max, look.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a!

0:12:36 > 0:12:41Oh, man... My dad is gonna squash me like a bug.

0:12:41 > 0:12:46Hey, PJ, detention!

0:12:43 > 0:12:46- <- Robert Zimuruski.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50OK, I'm coming...

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Heeeeey, Maz-uur!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04What's up, bro?

0:13:04 > 0:13:10Then my parents' air conditioning blew. It's gonna be like a sauna.

0:13:10 > 0:13:15So my theme's gonna be Powerline Goes Rainforest. Too much?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Roxanne, are you listening?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Ahhh! - CLICKS TONGUE

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Stacey, no!

0:13:24 > 0:13:28I don't wanna...

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Talk to him.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28A-hem!

0:13:28 > 0:13:29A-HEM!

0:13:31 > 0:13:32(Tap him.)

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46It's OK.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I liked your dance.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Yeah...

0:13:53 > 0:13:55..Yeah?

0:13:54 > 0:13:59It's from Powerline's new video.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59He's totally genius.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03He's playing in LA.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Stacey's showing it at her party.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Yeah...- Yeah...

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Um, er, Roxanne...

0:14:09 > 0:14:13I was sorta kinda thinking that maybe I'd, um...

0:14:13 > 0:14:16ask you to go with me...

0:14:16 > 0:14:18to the...party.

0:14:18 > 0:14:24If you don't want to I understand!

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Well, I was sorta kinda thinking that...

0:14:24 > 0:14:25I'd love to.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28- Good!- Great!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Terrific.- Wonderful.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31- All right.- OK.

0:14:31 > 0:14:36Let's not belabour the moment, now.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I'd better be going.

0:14:36 > 0:14:41I'll, er, call you later!

0:14:38 > 0:14:41OK, bye. Ohhh!

0:14:41 > 0:14:44NERVOUS LAUGH

0:14:45 > 0:14:48See? I told you men are easy to deal with.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Yessss! She said yes!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Waaa-hoooo!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Everybody mambo!

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Ohhh!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Ooooh! It's not my break yet!

0:15:02 > 0:15:03- <- Ohhh!

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her!

0:15:10 > 0:15:16Miss Maples, get that boy's father on the phone!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Right away, sir!

0:15:16 > 0:15:22Hello?

0:15:17 > 0:15:22Er, yes, Mr Goof, this is Principal Mazur.

0:15:22 > 0:15:27I'm calling about Maximillian.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Max? Oh, my gawrsh! Is he hurt?

0:15:27 > 0:15:32No, Mr Goof, he's in TROUBLE!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32What kind of trouble?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- 'Dressed like a gang member...' - Gang member?

0:15:35 > 0:15:42'He caused the student body to break into a riot!'

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Riot? Couldn't be my...

0:15:42 > 0:15:46'I should seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child'

0:15:46 > 0:15:52before he ends up in the electric chair!

0:15:50 > 0:15:52The electric chair...?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57What am I gonna do?

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- WOMAN: - Blue light special on aisle three.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Blue light special on aisle three.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Lake Destiny.

0:16:24 > 0:16:31OK, kiddo, now smile!

0:16:27 > 0:16:31Lake Destiny, Idaho!

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Lake who, what...?

0:16:31 > 0:16:37Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the father-son bond.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42Well, yeah, but...

0:16:38 > 0:16:42I'm going fishing! Hyuk! With my boy!

0:16:42 > 0:16:47Yeah. OK, precious, give me a big smile.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47GIGGLING >

0:16:49 > 0:16:53Fishing! Fishing! Ha ha ha! Whooo!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55BELL RINGS

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Cool concert, lad.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58What?

0:16:58 > 0:17:03You wailed, bud!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Hey, Max, wicked dance!

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Thanks!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.

0:17:07 > 0:17:12Way to go, man! I just heard about you and Roxanne, you stud!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15See? I told you our plan would work.

0:17:15 > 0:17:20Max! Max!

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Knock it off!

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Maximum!

0:17:20 > 0:17:26Max! Max!

0:17:22 > 0:17:26ALL: Max! Max! Max!

0:17:26 > 0:17:30Max! Max!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30CHEERING

0:17:30 > 0:17:32# A second glance'll prove

0:17:32 > 0:17:36# I got whatever it takes It's a piece of cake

0:17:36 > 0:17:38# To stand out

0:17:38 > 0:17:42# Above the crowd Even if I gotta shout out loud

0:17:42 > 0:17:45# Till mine is the only face you'll see

0:17:45 > 0:17:49# Gonna stand out Stand out

0:17:49 > 0:17:51# Stand out

0:17:51 > 0:17:54# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Stand out

0:17:54 > 0:17:59# Till mine is the only face you'll see

0:17:58 > 0:18:03# Gonna stand out Till you notice me. #

0:18:04 > 0:18:08Going somewhere, Pop?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Sure are, pal-a-rooney!

0:18:08 > 0:18:18Have a good time. Drop me a line.

0:18:12 > 0:18:18This isn't just MY vacation. it's a vacation with me and my best buddy.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Donald Duck?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21No, silly, YOU!

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Are you OK, Maxie?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Wh-What did you say...?

0:18:29 > 0:18:37A vacation, son! We'll spend some real quality time together.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37I'm gonna be sick!

0:18:37 > 0:18:40I got a present for you.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48You look like me at your age.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Don't say that, Dad.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51I saved the best for last.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof,

0:18:56 > 0:19:01and now it's yours, son.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- A stick?- No, silly,

0:19:01 > 0:19:05a fishing pole.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05We're going fishing?!

0:19:05 > 0:19:11Just like my dad and me. Two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny.

0:19:11 > 0:19:17Away from it all.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17I don't wanna be away from it all. I like "it all"!

0:19:17 > 0:19:21We're using the same map me and my dad used.

0:19:21 > 0:19:28We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28It'd take weeks, Dad!

0:19:28 > 0:19:33Exactly! Getting there's half the fun.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33It's not gonna happen!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past.

0:19:36 > 0:19:41And our future. What the map says, Max, we will follow.

0:19:41 > 0:19:50That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's this party I...

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Parties are for when you're older.

0:19:50 > 0:19:55At your age I'd never even been invited to a party. Look at me NOW!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Great, Dad.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Hop in.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58No.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03All right, then...

0:20:03 > 0:20:09I guess I'll just have to go all alone, that's all.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Just sit in the boat

0:20:11 > 0:20:15all alone, and talk to myself.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17All alone.

0:20:17 > 0:20:22- I guess so.- Come on.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- No, Dad.- Just hop in!

0:20:22 > 0:20:25No!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Come on, Maxie, go for it!

0:20:25 > 0:20:30YELLING

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Ready for take-off! Hyuk!

0:20:32 > 0:20:37Set for adventure, Maxie?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Why are you doing this to me, Dad?

0:20:37 > 0:20:42I don't want you going to the electric chair!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42The electric chair?

0:20:42 > 0:20:48I'm not giving up on you, son. We'll work this out.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48But, Dad...!

0:20:48 > 0:20:53No buts, Maxie, boy. Your old pop knows best.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53But...

0:20:56 > 0:21:00Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox!

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- CRASH! - Goodbye, pile of broken wood!

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Goodbye, hopes. Goodbye, dreams.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Goodbye, Roxanne.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11Roxanne!

0:21:11 > 0:21:16I have to talk to someone first!

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Well...

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Dad, watch out!

0:21:22 > 0:21:27Make it quick, Maxie, boy. We gotta put some road behind us.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32You get and cancel your first date in under an hour.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Must be some kinda lame-o record.

0:21:37 > 0:21:42Grrrrrr...

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Hi! Is Roxanne home?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Grrrrrr...

0:21:43 > 0:21:45My name's Max.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Does...Roxanne live here?

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Does she live on this block?

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Wait!

0:21:52 > 0:21:57Daddy, Max is a school friend.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Grrrrr!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Go on, good daddy.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Hey, Max.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Hi, there.

0:22:02 > 0:22:07You wanna...have a seat?

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Hey, er...

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Grrrr!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Daddy!

0:22:13 > 0:22:19He'll be better when you pick me up for the party.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19That's sorta why I came by...

0:22:19 > 0:22:24I'm really looking forward to it.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24I was too.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Was?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Dad's on a stupid father-son kick...

0:22:28 > 0:22:33Don't worry, it's just a dumb party.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33I really wanted to go with you!

0:22:33 > 0:22:37I understand...

0:22:35 > 0:22:37My dad surprised me.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41I'm sure I can find someone else.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Someone else?

0:22:41 > 0:22:45I'll talk to you later.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Roxanne, er...

0:22:45 > 0:22:50My dad is, er...taking me to the Powerline concert in LA.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54He's taking you across country just for a concert?

0:22:54 > 0:22:59Er... Well, you see... er, my dad...knew...knows...

0:22:59 > 0:23:04knows Powerline! They used to play together.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04< HORN TOOTS

0:23:04 > 0:23:09Let's get this show on the road!

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Just a minute...

0:23:09 > 0:23:12you party...animal, you...

0:23:14 > 0:23:18You're really serious?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Absolutely!

0:23:18 > 0:23:23So...you aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Well, I guess...

0:23:24 > 0:23:27I was hoping I could, er...

0:23:27 > 0:23:33wave to you when we join Powerline for the final number.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33This is incredible!

0:23:33 > 0:23:38I wouldn't miss our date for anything NOT incredible.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Have a great time at the concert.

0:23:42 > 0:23:48I'll see you on TV!

0:23:45 > 0:23:48I'm in deep sludge.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Day one. Well, here we are,

0:24:00 > 0:24:05out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08And heeeeere's Maxie! Hyuk! Say hi, Max.

0:24:08 > 0:24:13Well, how about a wave?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Not now, Dad.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14What a kidder!

0:24:19 > 0:24:20Hmm...

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Fun games I used to play with my dad.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28"Road bingo, 20 questions..."

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Let's play a game. You think of a name,

0:24:32 > 0:24:35and I'll guess who it is. Man or woman?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Oh, man...

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Man, huh?

0:24:38 > 0:24:41That's a toughie. Er, let's see...

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Walt Disney?

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Right.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47I'm good at this. Now, I'll think of one.

0:24:47 > 0:24:54LOUD ROCK MUSIC ON RADIO

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Oh, you wanna sing a song, huh?

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Me and m'dad sang this one all the time.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03# High hopes, he's got high hopes

0:25:03 > 0:25:07# He's got high apple pie

0:25:07 > 0:25:09# In the sky hopes...#

0:25:09 > 0:25:12ROCK MUSIC STARTS AGAIN

0:25:13 > 0:25:19# Whoops, there goes another rubber tree... #

0:25:16 > 0:25:19ROCK MUSIC

0:25:19 > 0:25:23# Whoops there goes another... #

0:25:21 > 0:25:23ROCK

0:25:23 > 0:25:24# Whoops... #

0:25:24 > 0:25:24ROCK

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Oh, great, Dad! Now we don't have ANY music!

0:25:35 > 0:25:42It's not so bad. We'll have to entertain ourselves.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42HEAVY SIGH

0:25:49 > 0:25:53RHYTHM STARTS UP

0:25:59 > 0:26:01WHISTLES

0:26:11 > 0:26:15# Do you need a break from modern living?

0:26:16 > 0:26:20# Do you long to shed your weary load?

0:26:20 > 0:26:23# If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried

0:26:23 > 0:26:29# Grab a friend and take a ride together upon the open road. #

0:26:29 > 0:26:35Come on, Maxie!

0:26:30 > 0:26:35# All in all I'd rather have detention

0:26:35 > 0:26:39# All in all I'd rather eat a toad

0:26:39 > 0:26:42# My old man drives like such a klutz

0:26:42 > 0:26:44# That I'm about to hurl my guts

0:26:44 > 0:26:47# Directly upon the open road

0:26:47 > 0:26:52# There's nothing can upset me cos now we're on our way

0:26:52 > 0:26:56# Our trusty map will guide us straight and true

0:26:56 > 0:27:01# Roxanne, please don't forget me I will return someday

0:27:01 > 0:27:05# Though I may be in traction when I do

0:27:05 > 0:27:10# Me and Max relaxing

0:27:07 > 0:27:10# This is worse than dragon breath and acne

0:27:10 > 0:27:15# In a buddy-buddy kind of mode

0:27:12 > 0:27:15# I'm so mad I think I may explode

0:27:15 > 0:27:19# When I see the highway I could cry

0:27:16 > 0:27:19# That's funny, so could I

0:27:18 > 0:27:22BOTH: # Just being out on the open road. #

0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Howdy, boys

0:27:29 > 0:27:32# Is this the way to Nashville?

0:27:32 > 0:27:36# Watch it, Mac or you'll be gettin' towed!

0:27:36 > 0:27:39# I'm in no hurry to arrive

0:27:39 > 0:27:41# Cos I'll be turnin' 65

0:27:41 > 0:27:45# The next time I see the open road

0:27:47 > 0:27:51# Just a week of rest and relaxation

0:27:51 > 0:27:56# And the odd romantic episode

0:27:54 > 0:27:56# VERY odd!

0:27:56 > 0:28:00# California or bust

0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Look out, dirtbags, eat my dust,

0:28:00 > 0:28:04# From now on I own the open road

0:28:04 > 0:28:06# It's me and little Maxie

0:28:06 > 0:28:08# My pipsqueak pioneer

0:28:08 > 0:28:12# They're pardners forever Westward ho! Yee-haw!

0:28:12 > 0:28:16# Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here

0:28:16 > 0:28:20# To Beverly Hills 90210?

0:28:20 > 0:28:24- ALL EXCEPT MAX: - # Every day another new adventure

0:28:24 > 0:28:29# Every mile another new zip code

0:28:29 > 0:28:33# The cares we had are gone for good

0:28:32 > 0:28:33# I'd go with them if I could

0:28:33 > 0:28:36# There are no strings on me

0:28:36 > 0:28:38# I'm feeling fancy-free

0:28:38 > 0:28:41# How wonderful to be...

0:28:41 > 0:28:49# On the open roooaaaaad! #

0:28:58 > 0:29:00GOOFY HUMS

0:29:05 > 0:29:07HORN BLARES

0:29:11 > 0:29:17Dad, you're gonna get us killed! Why don't you just give me the map?

0:29:17 > 0:29:21No, thanks, son. Navigating's a big responsibility.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24And you don't wanna spoil the big surprise.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27We're going someplace pretty special.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37Gawrsh! It's even better'n I remembered!

0:29:37 > 0:29:40No, Mommy, I don't wanna go! Waaaah!

0:29:40 > 0:29:44Yeah, fun. I'm just gonna wait here in the car.

0:29:44 > 0:29:48Party-pooper! Come on, this is gonna be fun!

0:29:48 > 0:29:51Howdy there, folks.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Lester's is proud to present

0:29:54 > 0:29:57the Possum Posse Jamboree.

0:29:57 > 0:30:02Here it is.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02CHEERING

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Oh, boy, just in time!

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Howdy, folks!

0:30:11 > 0:30:16Who's your favourite possum?

0:30:14 > 0:30:16ALL: Lester!

0:30:17 > 0:30:20Got us a seat right up front.

0:30:20 > 0:30:25Let me introduce you to the posse. Beuford, Beulah, and Mordachai!

0:30:27 > 0:30:33Hey, Lester, ready for yodellin'?

0:30:30 > 0:30:33Sure am, Beuford!

0:30:33 > 0:30:38# Gather round, my possum friends Come hoot and holler from the heart... #

0:30:38 > 0:30:40This is pathetic.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43# At Lester's Possum Park. #

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Join in, folks!

0:30:46 > 0:30:51It's yodellin' time!

0:30:48 > 0:30:51EVERYONE YODELS

0:30:53 > 0:30:57# Lester's Possum Park... #

0:30:57 > 0:31:00LITTLE GIRL YOWLS TUNELESSLY

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Yodel-ay-eeee!

0:31:05 > 0:31:08# Don't you wanna be hangin' from a tree?

0:31:08 > 0:31:14# We're mighty glad to see ya And the parking's always freeeeee

0:31:14 > 0:31:16# Here at Lester's Po-Po-Po

0:31:16 > 0:31:20# Po-Possum Park! #

0:31:20 > 0:31:22YODELLING FINISH

0:31:22 > 0:31:24HAPPY LAUGHTER

0:31:25 > 0:31:28Hey! That's the ticket.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31I'll be right back, my little possum pal!

0:31:31 > 0:31:35My life's a living...

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Hello, little buddy!

0:31:36 > 0:31:41Who's your favourite possum?

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Don't touch me.

0:31:41 > 0:31:45Awww, why such a long face?

0:31:44 > 0:31:47You're so sad!

0:31:47 > 0:31:53I know! You need a big hug from Lester.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Don't even think...!

0:31:52 > 0:31:58See? Now you feel all good inside.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58Beat it, doofus!

0:32:00 > 0:32:02KIDS SQUEAL

0:32:02 > 0:32:09No, no, Dad, not that, please!

0:32:04 > 0:32:09Here you go, sport. Let's get our picture taken.

0:32:09 > 0:32:16Waaaaah! Waaaah!

0:32:11 > 0:32:16You've got to be kidding.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16All right, but you're missing out.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20< LAUGHTER

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Hiya, son!

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Hey, everyone, check out the dork!

0:32:26 > 0:32:30Say sassy-frass!

0:32:27 > 0:32:30Sassy-frass!

0:32:39 > 0:32:42That's the spirit, Maxie!

0:32:43 > 0:32:45No, Dad, stop!

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Please! No!

0:32:47 > 0:32:50This is embarrassing!

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Ta-da! Hyuk!

0:32:57 > 0:33:02It's dork and dork junior! Ha ha ha ha!

0:33:23 > 0:33:24Max!

0:33:24 > 0:33:27What the heck are you trying to do?

0:33:27 > 0:33:32Trying to get away from you!

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Me? What did I do?

0:33:32 > 0:33:36Forget it.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36What's the matter?

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Nothing. Let's just go.

0:33:39 > 0:33:40Come on!

0:33:51 > 0:33:56You dropped your hat.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!

0:33:56 > 0:34:01You drag me from home, jam me in this dumb car, drive a million miles.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03to see some stupid rat show!

0:34:03 > 0:34:06Call me when the trip's over.

0:34:50 > 0:34:55Hey, Max, you want to get in some fishing practise?

0:34:55 > 0:35:01It's just a couple of days to Lake Destiny.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Maybe later.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17ENGINE ROARS

0:35:34 > 0:35:41Whoa! Now, that's camping!

0:35:38 > 0:35:41You say something, Max? OW!

0:35:45 > 0:35:48Pete?

0:35:47 > 0:35:48Goofy?

0:35:48 > 0:35:52What a serendipity doo-dah!

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Who'd have thunk it, huh?

0:35:54 > 0:36:00Is PJ here?

0:35:56 > 0:36:00Yeah, I'm sure he's loafin' around somewhere.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03- POWERLINE:- # It ain't a question of how, it's just a matter of when

0:36:03 > 0:36:07# Before you get the message that I'm trying to send

0:36:07 > 0:36:10# I'm under your spell In over my head

0:36:10 > 0:36:14# I'm goin' through it till the end. #

0:36:13 > 0:36:14What a goob!

0:36:14 > 0:36:18# To stand out above the crowd

0:36:18 > 0:36:23# Even if you gotta shout out loud No matter what you're... #

0:36:23 > 0:36:29Max! Small wilderness, dude! Didn't expect to run into you.

0:36:28 > 0:36:29Apparently!

0:36:29 > 0:36:35You're just jealous cos you ain't got the moves.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35Keep 'em!

0:36:35 > 0:36:38But I wouldn't mind having this RV. Ohhh!

0:36:38 > 0:36:42You're so lucky, man!

0:36:40 > 0:36:42You're the star.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45- Wha...?- Only the Powerline concert!

0:36:45 > 0:36:49Unbelievable, man.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Who told you about that?

0:36:49 > 0:36:54Everybody in town knows about it. You're gonna be famous, buddy.

0:36:54 > 0:37:01Especially with Roxanne.

0:36:56 > 0:37:01There's one person who doesn't know about it, Peej.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04Who?

0:37:02 > 0:37:04My dad.

0:37:04 > 0:37:08So, is that kid of yours still giving you guff?

0:37:08 > 0:37:13I don't know what's wrong. Anything I try only drives Max further away.

0:37:13 > 0:37:18Maybe I oughta just back off.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Wrong, Goof.

0:37:18 > 0:37:23If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.

0:37:30 > 0:37:35Too bad, Pete. Almost.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35Almost?! Huh! Watch this.

0:37:35 > 0:37:39PJ!!

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Yessir! Coming, sir!

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Whooo-hoo! Strike-ola!

0:37:46 > 0:37:49Thank you! Yesss!

0:37:48 > 0:37:51And the crowd goes wild!

0:37:51 > 0:37:52High-five, son.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56- <- Ha ha ha ha!

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Why don't you two stay for dinner?

0:37:58 > 0:37:59Cool!

0:37:59 > 0:38:03No, thanks, Pete. We have some fish to catch.

0:38:03 > 0:38:08We'll do that tomorrow. What're we having?

0:38:06 > 0:38:08But, Max, I thought...

0:38:08 > 0:38:11Under your thumb, Goof!

0:38:12 > 0:38:18- Maximillian!- What?

0:38:13 > 0:38:18Get your gear, little man. We're going fishing.

0:38:18 > 0:38:22And I mean NOW!

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Ohhh!

0:38:27 > 0:38:33Dad, I don't even know how to fish.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33That never stopped ME.

0:38:33 > 0:38:39Let me show you a family secret handed down 12 or 13 generations.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43The perfect cast.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Perfect WHAT?

0:38:43 > 0:38:47Cast. My dad taught it to me when I was your age.

0:38:47 > 0:38:48OK, now,

0:38:48 > 0:38:50watch carefully.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53You gotta be loooose,

0:38:53 > 0:38:55relaxed, with your feet apart.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Ten o'clock.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Two o'clock. Quarter to three.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03Tour jete. Twist. Over.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06I'm a little teapot! And the wind-up!

0:39:08 > 0:39:09Huh?

0:39:09 > 0:39:12And let her fly!

0:39:12 > 0:39:14The perfect cast.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22DEEP GROWL

0:39:28 > 0:39:31And now we reel her in.

0:39:43 > 0:39:44Whoa!

0:39:45 > 0:39:48Quick! Get the camera!

0:39:51 > 0:39:56Must be over three pounds! I don't wanna miss this!

0:39:58 > 0:40:02Look, Max!

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Er, Da-Da-Dad...

0:40:02 > 0:40:04It's BIGFOOT!!

0:40:04 > 0:40:09Back up, Mr Foot. You're outta focus.

0:40:08 > 0:40:09ROOOAAAARRR!

0:40:10 > 0:40:14What's the idea?!

0:40:12 > 0:40:14YELLING

0:40:14 > 0:40:15BIGFOOT!!

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Behold the legendary Bigfoot!

0:40:22 > 0:40:25Fabled, but seldom...

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Aaaoooow!

0:40:26 > 0:40:27It's locked!

0:40:27 > 0:40:31Quick! The sunroof!

0:40:29 > 0:40:31ROOOAAAARRR!

0:40:35 > 0:40:36HURRY UP!!

0:40:44 > 0:40:50I can't believe it! Bigfoot!

0:40:47 > 0:40:50And I got the only video.

0:40:50 > 0:40:54We're gonna be famous!

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Roooaaarrr!

0:40:57 > 0:41:05Let's just get outta here.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05KEYS JANGLE >

0:41:11 > 0:41:12GRUNTS

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Who dere?

0:41:15 > 0:41:16Heh heh!

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Is he gone yet?

0:41:25 > 0:41:27GRUNTING CONVERSATION

0:41:31 > 0:41:36Ha ha ha ha ha!

0:41:33 > 0:41:36Nope, he's still here.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Ha ha ha ha!

0:41:41 > 0:41:43STOMACH GROWLS

0:41:43 > 0:41:48Gee, Max, is that Bigfoot or your stomach?

0:41:46 > 0:41:48I'm starving!

0:41:49 > 0:41:52Hyuk! Alphabet soup comin' up!

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Er, Dad...?

0:41:59 > 0:42:00ROOOAAARRRR!

0:42:00 > 0:42:01Dad!

0:42:01 > 0:42:05Stop playing around! He's coming!

0:42:10 > 0:42:14MUSIC: Intro to "Stayin' Alive" on Walkman

0:42:14 > 0:42:17# You can tell by the way I use my walk

0:42:17 > 0:42:19# I'm a woman's man, no time to talk

0:42:19 > 0:42:24# Music loud and women warm Been kicked around since I was born

0:42:24 > 0:42:26# But that's all right, that's OK...#

0:42:27 > 0:42:30This thing's good for SOMETHING!

0:42:35 > 0:42:39# Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive #

0:42:46 > 0:42:48GOOFY CHUCKLES

0:42:49 > 0:42:54What's so funny?

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Hi Dad soup.

0:42:53 > 0:42:58Huh?

0:42:55 > 0:42:58You don't remember Hi Dad soup?

0:42:59 > 0:43:07Sure you do! You used to spell things out, like, "Hi Dad," or...

0:43:05 > 0:43:07"Ambidextrous"?

0:43:07 > 0:43:08Yeah...

0:43:08 > 0:43:13Ohhh! Little words like, er...

0:43:10 > 0:43:13"Hasta la vista"?

0:43:12 > 0:43:13"Bye-bye".

0:43:13 > 0:43:17Or "I pledge allegiance".

0:43:15 > 0:43:17Or "I love you".

0:43:21 > 0:43:25Is it, er, is it soup yet?

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Oh, I almost forgot.

0:43:27 > 0:43:32Where'd you learn to do that?

0:43:29 > 0:43:32Your granddad taught me at Yosemite.

0:43:32 > 0:43:36You two did a lot together, huh?

0:43:34 > 0:43:36Yup.

0:43:37 > 0:43:41- Max, you and I... - Dad, I'm sorry...

0:43:41 > 0:43:42Um...

0:43:42 > 0:43:46How's the soup?

0:43:43 > 0:43:46Not bad. Er...

0:43:49 > 0:43:53What?

0:43:50 > 0:43:53Nothin'.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53BIGFOOT GRUNTS

0:43:59 > 0:44:03Let's get some shuteye. We're not going anywhere.

0:44:23 > 0:44:26(Night, Maxie.)

0:44:28 > 0:44:31SUCKS THUMB LOUDLY

0:44:31 > 0:44:33SNORING

0:44:36 > 0:44:38LOUD SNORES

0:45:01 > 0:45:03"Dear Roxanne,

0:45:03 > 0:45:04"couldn't sleep,

0:45:04 > 0:45:08"so I thought I'd drop you a line.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10"Dad and I are having a great time.

0:45:10 > 0:45:15"We're only days away from LA and I can hardly wait for the big concert."

0:45:17 > 0:45:20More Hi Dad soup, please...

0:45:24 > 0:45:26SIGHS

0:45:26 > 0:45:28"Dear Roxanne,

0:45:28 > 0:45:33"sorry I lied. I'm not really going to the Powerline concert.

0:45:32 > 0:45:35"You may not want to see me again."

0:45:35 > 0:45:37Oh, man!

0:45:37 > 0:45:40I'm dead no matter what I do.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29YAWNS

0:46:34 > 0:46:39How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

0:46:39 > 0:46:40Er...

0:46:40 > 0:46:42Three and a half?

0:46:44 > 0:46:45SNORING

0:47:12 > 0:47:14BELL PINGS

0:47:14 > 0:47:18Pick up!

0:47:16 > 0:47:18Hold your horses!

0:47:22 > 0:47:25Short stack?

0:47:23 > 0:47:25- Right here.- There you go.

0:47:25 > 0:47:29Eggs?

0:47:26 > 0:47:29Eggs?

0:47:27 > 0:47:29EGGS!

0:47:29 > 0:47:32Here. Sorry.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32Here you go, cutie.

0:47:48 > 0:47:53Max, I think we need to talk about this.

0:47:52 > 0:47:53Huh?

0:47:53 > 0:47:57You need to start taking some responsibility.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00Excuse me. Can I have your attention, please?

0:48:00 > 0:48:02Hrrrrmmmph!

0:48:02 > 0:48:05I, Goofy, hereby dub my son Maximillian

0:48:05 > 0:48:11official navigator and head which-wayer of this here road trip.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13- WOMAN:- Isn't that nice?

0:48:13 > 0:48:19Seriously?

0:48:15 > 0:48:19I'm not even looking at the map any more.

0:48:19 > 0:48:25You can pick all the stops from now on. I trust you wholeheartedly, son.

0:48:25 > 0:48:29To the open road!

0:48:27 > 0:48:29To the open...road.

0:48:38 > 0:48:39Wh-Wh-Whoa!

0:48:47 > 0:48:49- Ow!- Oooh!

0:48:51 > 0:48:53YELLING

0:49:05 > 0:49:06CROWD ROARS

0:49:13 > 0:49:14Oh, boy!

0:50:06 > 0:50:08CRASH!

0:50:13 > 0:50:15Gawrsh!

0:50:16 > 0:50:18Whoa-ho-ho!

0:50:18 > 0:50:20Check out the bed!

0:50:21 > 0:50:26Check out the dresser - coral!

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Nice lamp.

0:50:26 > 0:50:29Classy choice there, navigator.

0:50:28 > 0:50:33- HAMMERING ON DOOR - Police! The place is surrounded!

0:50:33 > 0:50:35Get your hands up!

0:50:35 > 0:50:38- MIMICS MACHINE GUN - Ha ha ha ha!

0:50:38 > 0:50:41You should've seen the look on your face!

0:50:41 > 0:50:45Hyuk! You had him fooled, Pete.

0:50:43 > 0:50:45Me?!

0:50:44 > 0:50:49You jumped outta your skin!

0:50:47 > 0:50:49I was just pretending.

0:50:49 > 0:50:54Sure!

0:50:50 > 0:50:54- Did too!- Did not!

0:50:51 > 0:50:54Aw, ain't this sweet?

0:50:54 > 0:51:00Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act. Under your thumb.

0:51:00 > 0:51:05Since we're all palsie-walsie, how about letting me hook up the RV?

0:51:05 > 0:51:10Well...

0:51:06 > 0:51:10It's just a tiny extension cord.

0:51:09 > 0:51:10OK.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12Great! PJ?

0:51:16 > 0:51:21Why don't you order us pizza? This'll take a while.

0:51:24 > 0:51:28Here you go, kids. I'll check out the hot tub.

0:51:28 > 0:51:30OK, sir.

0:51:29 > 0:51:30All right.

0:51:30 > 0:51:35What made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?

0:51:35 > 0:51:40It wasn't stupid!

0:51:36 > 0:51:40It was really stupid. Changing the map?!

0:51:40 > 0:51:43I didn't know what I was doing. I panicked.

0:51:47 > 0:51:49Oooh! Aaah!

0:51:49 > 0:51:51Ooh ooh aah aah!

0:51:51 > 0:51:53CONTENTED SIGH

0:51:59 > 0:52:04Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?

0:52:04 > 0:52:06Can't say as I blame ya.

0:52:06 > 0:52:09They put too much water in these things.

0:52:09 > 0:52:11- <- So, um...

0:52:11 > 0:52:15you and your son are getting along hunky-dory.

0:52:15 > 0:52:20Yeah, it's been great. It's funny, but none of your techniques worked.

0:52:20 > 0:52:27The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things clicked.

0:52:25 > 0:52:27That's swell.

0:52:27 > 0:52:32So, er, there's no problems, eh?

0:52:30 > 0:52:32Not a one.

0:52:33 > 0:52:34Oh, nuts...

0:52:34 > 0:52:41I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

0:52:39 > 0:52:41What is it, Pete?

0:52:41 > 0:52:46Your kid's duping ya.

0:52:43 > 0:52:46What do you mean?

0:52:46 > 0:52:52The little mutant changed the map, so you're heading to LA, pal.

0:52:51 > 0:52:52..What?

0:52:52 > 0:52:59You tried, Goof. He's just a bad kid, that's all.

0:52:57 > 0:52:59I don't believe you.

0:52:59 > 0:53:05What?

0:53:00 > 0:53:05I don't believe you, Pete.

0:53:02 > 0:53:05Don't take MY word. Check your map.

0:53:05 > 0:53:09I don't need to check the map. I trust my son.

0:53:09 > 0:53:14Maybe Max isn't all the things you think a son should be, but...

0:53:14 > 0:53:20he loves me.

0:53:16 > 0:53:20Hey, my son RESPECTS me!

0:53:18 > 0:53:20Yeah.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25Check the map, Goof.

0:53:57 > 0:53:59Hi, Dad!

0:54:01 > 0:54:04Sorry about the mess. I'll clean it up.

0:54:15 > 0:54:18I'd better go.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18Bye, Peej.

0:54:18 > 0:54:22Don't forget - Powerline.

0:54:20 > 0:54:22Shhh!

0:54:56 > 0:54:59Well, here you go, navigator.

0:54:59 > 0:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06OK, er...

0:55:09 > 0:55:11Here comes our junction.

0:55:15 > 0:55:19Max, this it it. Left or right?

0:55:17 > 0:55:19Er...

0:55:21 > 0:55:25Come on, Max!

0:55:23 > 0:55:25LEFT!!

0:55:33 > 0:55:34SIGHS

0:55:37 > 0:55:40Er... How about a song, Dad?

0:55:41 > 0:55:45Er... A game? A game! Yeah, a game, OK.

0:55:45 > 0:55:47Er, man or woman?

0:55:48 > 0:55:51A man? OK... Er, Walt Disney?

0:56:04 > 0:56:05SIGHS

0:56:15 > 0:56:19Dad... Listen, about my directions...

0:56:19 > 0:56:27I gotta tell you something, Dad!

0:56:22 > 0:56:27Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Ah, forget it.

0:56:43 > 0:56:48Hey, the car!

0:56:45 > 0:56:48You wanna drive TOO?!

0:56:47 > 0:56:48No!

0:56:48 > 0:56:52The car!

0:56:50 > 0:56:52THE CAR!!

0:56:55 > 0:56:59What did you do NOW?!

0:56:57 > 0:56:59Just touched it!

0:57:08 > 0:57:11You locked it!

0:57:09 > 0:57:11Me?

0:57:11 > 0:57:16It's YOUR door!

0:57:13 > 0:57:16You distracted me! WHOAAA!

0:57:16 > 0:57:23You should've put the brake on!

0:57:19 > 0:57:23Put it on yourself!

0:57:20 > 0:57:23See? You ruin everything!

0:57:25 > 0:57:31Well, you ruined the vacation!

0:57:28 > 0:57:31- I- ruined it?!

0:57:31 > 0:57:34I never... CRASH! ..wanted to go... CRASH!

0:57:34 > 0:57:38on this stupid... CRASH! ..vacatiiiooooonnn...!

0:57:46 > 0:57:54Now look where you got us, Dad!

0:57:49 > 0:57:54- Where- I- got us?!

0:57:51 > 0:57:54You shoulda let me stay at home!

0:57:54 > 0:57:59And end up in prison?

0:57:56 > 0:57:59What're you talking about?

0:57:59 > 0:58:03Your principal called me. You even lied to me!

0:58:03 > 0:58:07I had to! You were ruining my life!

0:58:06 > 0:58:10I was only trying to take my boy fishing!

0:58:10 > 0:58:16I'm not your little boy any more, Dad! I've got my own life now.

0:58:16 > 0:58:20I know that. I just wanted to be part of it.

0:58:23 > 0:58:27You're my son, Max. However big you get,

0:58:27 > 0:58:29you'll always be my son.

0:59:16 > 0:59:20There are times you drive me bananas.

0:59:20 > 0:59:26And your mind is missing - no offence - a screw.

0:59:24 > 0:59:26None taken.

0:59:25 > 0:59:28# Still, whatever mess I land in

0:59:28 > 0:59:30# Who is always understandin'?

0:59:30 > 0:59:34# Nobody else but you

0:59:34 > 0:59:39# Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering

0:59:39 > 0:59:44# And your values may be, so to speak, askew

0:59:43 > 0:59:44Gesundheit!

0:59:44 > 0:59:47# Who deserves a hero's trophy

0:59:47 > 0:59:49# As we face each catas-trophe?

0:59:49 > 0:59:53# Nobody else but you

0:59:54 > 0:59:59BOTH: # Nobody else but you

0:59:59 > 1:00:01# It's just our luck

1:00:01 > 1:00:04# We're stuck together

1:00:04 > 1:00:07# Nobody else but you

1:00:07 > 1:00:12# Is crazy enough to believe we'll come through...

1:00:14 > 1:00:20# So your jokes are - let's face it - prehistoric

1:00:20 > 1:00:24# And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo

1:00:24 > 1:00:29BOTH: # But when life becomes distressing, who will I be SOS-ing?

1:00:29 > 1:00:34# If you're having trouble guessing here's a clue

1:00:34 > 1:00:36# Though he seems intoxicated

1:00:36 > 1:00:39# He's just highly animated

1:00:39 > 1:00:41# And he's nobody else but...

1:00:41 > 1:00:45BOTH: # Nobody else but you

1:00:45 > 1:00:48# We've turned into

1:00:48 > 1:00:51# A true-blue duo

1:00:51 > 1:00:55# Hard times, we've had a few

1:00:55 > 1:00:59# Like we're thrown in the drink

1:00:57 > 1:00:59# Like we're tossed outta town

1:00:59 > 1:01:02# But when I start to sink

1:01:02 > 1:01:04# Hey, I'd rather go down

1:01:04 > 1:01:06# With nobody else

1:01:06 > 1:01:12# But Y-O-U! #

1:01:12 > 1:01:14Mmmwwaaah!

1:01:13 > 1:01:14Aw, Dad!

1:01:16 > 1:01:22Anyway, she'll never want to me again, much less go out with me.

1:01:22 > 1:01:29What a dumb lie, huh?

1:01:24 > 1:01:29Well, whaddaya know? My Maxie in love!

1:01:29 > 1:01:31Gawrsh, you're really growing up.

1:01:31 > 1:01:36It happened so fast, I guess I sorta missed it.

1:01:35 > 1:01:38Well, I think the only thing to do

1:01:38 > 1:01:45is to get you on stage with this Powerline feller.

1:01:42 > 1:01:45Er, how are we gonna do that?

1:01:45 > 1:01:51Just leave that up to me.

1:01:47 > 1:01:51No, Dad, I think we should just forget it.

1:01:51 > 1:01:56You always think I'll lead you into some calamity!

1:01:55 > 1:01:56D-Dad...?

1:01:56 > 1:01:58What's wrong?

1:01:57 > 1:01:58LOOK!!

1:02:01 > 1:02:03Hyuk! A waterfall!

1:02:03 > 1:02:05..A WATERFALL?!

1:02:15 > 1:02:19DAAAAAD!

1:02:17 > 1:02:19Max!

1:02:32 > 1:02:35Grab a hold, Max!

1:02:39 > 1:02:41AAAAAGGGHH!

1:02:55 > 1:02:58AAAAA-AAA-AAAGGGHHH!

1:03:01 > 1:03:03DAD!

1:03:14 > 1:03:16AAAAA-AAA-AAAAGGGHHH!

1:03:16 > 1:03:21Ten o'clock, two o'clock, jour jete, twist, I'm a little teapot...

1:03:21 > 1:03:23and let her fly!

1:03:31 > 1:03:33Ohhh! Ohhh!

1:03:50 > 1:03:52Perfect cast.

1:04:08 > 1:04:14Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.

1:04:11 > 1:04:14And it's not over yet.

1:04:19 > 1:04:21LOUD CHEERING

1:04:31 > 1:04:34Dad!

1:04:32 > 1:04:34Ooof!

1:04:34 > 1:04:40We made it! Come on, let's get you on stage.

1:04:38 > 1:04:40Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

1:04:40 > 1:04:44Oooh, then again...

1:04:44 > 1:04:46Dad?

1:04:45 > 1:04:46Dad?

1:04:54 > 1:04:56# Got myself a notion

1:04:58 > 1:05:01# One I know that you'll understand

1:05:01 > 1:05:05# To set the world in motion

1:05:05 > 1:05:08# By reaching out for each other's hand... #

1:05:08 > 1:05:13Dad?

1:05:10 > 1:05:13# We shoulda known all along... #

1:05:13 > 1:05:15What're you doin' here? Hey!

1:05:15 > 1:05:17Max?

1:05:17 > 1:05:20Max?

1:05:18 > 1:05:20AAAAAAGH!

1:05:20 > 1:05:24# If we listen to each other's heart

1:05:24 > 1:05:27# We'll find we're never too far apart

1:05:27 > 1:05:31# And maybe love is the reason why

1:05:31 > 1:05:35# For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye. #

1:05:35 > 1:05:40Goof ain't there.

1:05:37 > 1:05:40Don't worry, he'll be there.

1:05:42 > 1:05:44# Seeing it eye to eye

1:05:44 > 1:05:48# We're seeing it eye to eye

1:05:48 > 1:05:50# Seeing it eye to eye

1:05:50 > 1:05:52Max?

1:05:59 > 1:06:03Hey, Dad, do the perfect cast!

1:06:09 > 1:06:12# You don't have to be lonely

1:06:12 > 1:06:14# You don't have to be...

1:06:16 > 1:06:19WHOOOAAAAA...!

1:06:19 > 1:06:23# It's only a beat away from you to me

1:06:22 > 1:06:25# Yeah

1:06:25 > 1:06:30# If we listen to each other's heart

1:06:30 > 1:06:32Yeah! Max is on the tube!

1:06:32 > 1:06:34- That's Max!- >

1:06:34 > 1:06:37# For the first time ever... #

1:06:37 > 1:06:42You did it!

1:06:40 > 1:06:42CHOKES

1:06:42 > 1:06:44# Seeing it eye to eye

1:06:44 > 1:06:47# Seeing it eye to eye, baby!

1:06:47 > 1:06:53# For the first time

1:06:49 > 1:06:53# We're seeing it eye to eye

1:06:53 > 1:06:55# Seeing it

1:06:55 > 1:06:57# Seeing it, baby

1:06:57 > 1:07:00# For the first time

1:07:00 > 1:07:03# For the first time, yeah

1:07:05 > 1:07:08# Eye to eye

1:07:06 > 1:07:08# Eye to eye

1:07:08 > 1:07:10# Eye to eyyyyyye

1:07:15 > 1:07:17ROAR OF APPLAUSE

1:07:26 > 1:07:34You're doing the right thing, son.

1:07:29 > 1:07:34I know, but she'll probably never talk to me again.

1:07:34 > 1:07:38Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's not the one for you.

1:07:39 > 1:07:42That's what I'm afraid of.

1:07:53 > 1:07:54SIGHS

1:07:56 > 1:07:58RINGS DOORBELL

1:08:00 > 1:08:03Grrrr...

1:08:03 > 1:08:06Hi. Remember me?

1:08:05 > 1:08:06DOOR SLAMS

1:08:06 > 1:08:08Daddy!

1:08:08 > 1:08:12Max, I saw you on TV. You were great!

1:08:11 > 1:08:12Yeah?

1:08:12 > 1:08:15I mean, no, no... I mean...

1:08:15 > 1:08:20Roxanne, I lied to you. I don't even know Powerline.

1:08:20 > 1:08:25A billion people saw you dance with him.

1:08:23 > 1:08:25Yeah, well...

1:08:25 > 1:08:32I never met him before the concert.

1:08:28 > 1:08:32So that story about Powerline and your dad...?

1:08:33 > 1:08:36Why would you make up something like that?

1:08:36 > 1:08:43I don't know... I guess I just wanted you to like me.

1:08:41 > 1:08:43I already liked you, Max.

1:08:45 > 1:08:49From the first time I heard you laugh. Hyuk!

1:08:50 > 1:08:54So...you wanna do something tonight?

1:08:53 > 1:08:54Definitely!

1:08:54 > 1:08:57Oh, no, I can't.

1:08:55 > 1:08:57What?

1:08:57 > 1:09:02Well, I'm kinda doing something with my dad. Honest!

1:09:02 > 1:09:04Tomorrow?

1:09:03 > 1:09:04Deal.

1:09:06 > 1:09:10GIGGLES

1:09:08 > 1:09:10Hyuk! Ho ho ho!

1:09:13 > 1:09:15< CLATTERING

1:09:15 > 1:09:17HE HUMS

1:09:26 > 1:09:30YA-HOO-HOO-EEE!

1:09:28 > 1:09:30CRASH!

1:09:36 > 1:09:43Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.

1:09:40 > 1:09:43Enchante, mademoiselle.

1:09:43 > 1:09:45ALL LAUGH

1:10:00 > 1:10:03# Yeah, yeah!

1:10:03 > 1:10:08Subtitles by Alison Roberts - IMS

1:10:08 > 1:10:11# Got myself a notion

1:10:11 > 1:10:15# One I know that you'll understand

1:10:15 > 1:10:17# We'll set the world in motion

1:10:17 > 1:10:22# By reaching out for each other's hand

1:10:22 > 1:10:27# Maybe we'll discover What we should have known all along

1:10:28 > 1:10:34# One way or another Together's where we both belong

1:10:34 > 1:10:37# If we listen to each other's heart

1:10:37 > 1:10:41# We'll find we're never too far apart... #