0:00:43 > 0:00:44- WOMAN:- Max...
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Max...
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Max...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Roxanne?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22THEY LAUGH
0:01:31 > 0:01:35GASPS
0:01:33 > 0:01:35What's wrong?
0:01:52 > 0:01:56AAAAAAGH!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hyuk! Aaaarrgh!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Aaagggh!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05PHONE RINGS
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Hello...?
0:02:09 > 0:02:10'Max, where are you?'
0:02:10 > 0:02:14PJ?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14'You shoulda got here an hour ago.'
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, no!
0:02:17 > 0:02:22'Maybe we should call it off.'
0:02:19 > 0:02:22No way, man! It's now or never.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26'Get a move on. I'll meet you at my locker.'
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Hyuk! Mornin' son!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Dad!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oops, I forgot.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34KNOCK KNOCK! >
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Hyuk! Mornin' son. Came to see if you had any...
0:02:38 > 0:02:42dirty clothes...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Help yourself.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47We talked about this.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I'll take care of it later.
0:02:47 > 0:02:53- What's the rush?- I'm late!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53I'll drive you in on my way to work.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I need the exercise.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Aw, come on, Max!
0:03:03 > 0:03:09Oh, Dad, you ruined it!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Sorry about that. Who was he anyway?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Powerline - the biggest rock star alive.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17He's no bigger than Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Everybody mambo!
0:03:19 > 0:03:25Mambo, mambo!
0:03:20 > 0:03:25There's no time! What if the neighbours see us?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Max, wait up!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32You forgot your lunch. Have a good day. Mmmwwwaaahh!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35LAUGHTER
0:03:35 > 0:03:38# They've been laughing since I can remember
0:03:38 > 0:03:41# But they're not gonna laugh any more
0:03:41 > 0:03:43# No more Maxie the geek
0:03:43 > 0:03:48# No more goof of the week like before...
0:03:48 > 0:03:52# No more algebra tests till September
0:03:52 > 0:03:54# No more looking at losers like him
0:03:54 > 0:03:58# No more having to cheat
0:03:56 > 0:03:58# No more mystery meat
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# No more gym
0:03:59 > 0:04:01# No more gym
0:04:00 > 0:04:01# No more gym
0:04:01 > 0:04:05# Gonna move to the mall
0:04:03 > 0:04:05# Gonna live in the pool
0:04:05 > 0:04:08# Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool
0:04:08 > 0:04:11ALL: # Cos after today I'm gonna be cruising
0:04:11 > 0:04:15# After today she'll be mine
0:04:14 > 0:04:17# After today my brain will be snoozing
0:04:17 > 0:04:21# If I don't faint I'll be fine
0:04:21 > 0:04:24# I've got 40 more minutes of home economics
0:04:24 > 0:04:28# Then down with the textbooks
0:04:26 > 0:04:28# And up with the comics
0:04:28 > 0:04:31# Just think of all the time I've been losing
0:04:31 > 0:04:34# Finding the right thing to say
0:04:34 > 0:04:38# But things'll be going my way after today
0:04:38 > 0:04:41# She looked right through me
0:04:40 > 0:04:44# And who could blame her?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46# I need a new me
0:04:46 > 0:04:50# Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof
0:04:50 > 0:04:56# After today I'm gonna be cruising
0:04:54 > 0:04:56# No more pep rallies to cut
0:04:56 > 0:05:03# After today my brains'll be snoozing
0:05:00 > 0:05:03# I'm gonna sit on my butt
0:05:03 > 0:05:05# I've got less than an hour
0:05:05 > 0:05:10# And when this is ended I'll either be famous...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10# Or you'll be suspended!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13# Just think of all the time I've been losing
0:05:13 > 0:05:16# Waiting until I could say
0:05:16 > 0:05:19# Gonna be on my own Kiss the parents goodbye
0:05:19 > 0:05:23# Gonna party from now till the end of July
0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Things'll be going my way
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# After todaaaaaayyy... #
0:05:28 > 0:05:33BELL RINGS
0:05:29 > 0:05:33# I wish that this was the day
0:05:33 > 0:05:36# After today. #
0:05:37 > 0:05:40< LAUGHTER
0:05:42 > 0:05:47Are you all right?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Yeah, I'm OK. I just, er... I was just...
0:05:47 > 0:05:51< NERVOUS GIGGLES
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Hyuk!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Ohhhh...!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02BELL RINGS
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I can't believe I did that!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08She finally says hi, and what do I do?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I choke!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Hyuk!
0:06:12 > 0:06:18Big...!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Where've you been, buddy?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?
0:06:18 > 0:06:23If my dad catches me with this he'll kill me! Sure we gotta do this?
0:06:23 > 0:06:28It's my only chance, Peej. To Roxanne I'm just a nobody.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30But after today...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Bobby!
0:06:35 > 0:06:39All this is for us?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Mmmm...
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Slurpage!
0:06:41 > 0:06:48This is gonna be so great, man!
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Dude, need fundage, bro.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Yeah, right here.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Cheddar!
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Aaaaooooohhh!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Cheddar Whizzy!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Mmm... It's pretty scrumptious.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Let's do it, ladies!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10WILD CHEERING
0:07:10 > 0:07:12As student body president,
0:07:12 > 0:07:19I just wanna say yay to all of us for a really neat year.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yo, Stacey! Talk to me, baby!
0:07:19 > 0:07:24Also I hope you can all attend my totally amazing party next Saturday
0:07:24 > 0:07:28to watch the Powerline concert on pay-per-view.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28CHEERING
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Thank you very much.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37SUDDEN SILENCE FALLS
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Thank you, Stacey, and good morning, boys and girls.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Every year, on the last day of school,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47several youngsters approach me and say,
0:07:47 > 0:07:52"Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?"
0:07:52 > 0:07:57"We don't want to waste our free time sleeping, visiting friends..."
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Say, er, Roxanne, about Stacey's party..
0:08:05 > 0:08:13How're you, er, doing there, Bobby?
0:08:08 > 0:08:13Don't give me that attitude, you guys. I'm doing it all for you.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18This is nuts! I don't know why I let you guys talk me into this.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22If my dad finds out he'll nuke my entire existence.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24..Of the elements, or...
0:08:24 > 0:08:28GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I hope this works.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32How about science slumber parties?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Huh?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Hey!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I'm not going to...!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47AAAAARRGGHH!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49LAUGHS
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- POWERLINE:- # Some people settle for the typical things
0:08:53 > 0:08:56# Livin' all their lives waiting in the wings
0:08:56 > 0:09:00# It ain't a question of if Just a matter of time
0:09:00 > 0:09:03# Before I move to the front of the line
0:09:03 > 0:09:06# I watch you watching every move that I make
0:09:06 > 0:09:10# You gotta believe that I got what it takes
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# To stand out... #
0:09:12 > 0:09:14CHEERING
0:09:14 > 0:09:16# Even if I gotta shout out loud
0:09:16 > 0:09:20# Till mine is the only face you can see
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# Gonna stand out
0:09:22 > 0:09:24# Till you notice me #
0:09:25 > 0:09:27A little smokage!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Aaaaoooohhhh!
0:09:29 > 0:09:36# If I can make you stop and take a look at me instead of walking on
0:09:36 > 0:09:39# Nothing that I wouldn't do to get you to notice
0:09:39 > 0:09:42# I was alive
0:09:42 > 0:09:47# All I need is half a chance A second glance will prove
0:09:47 > 0:09:51# I got whatever it takes It's a piece of cake. #
0:09:51 > 0:09:53WILD CHEERING
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Who is that guy?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00# Till mine is the only face you see
0:10:00 > 0:10:02# Gonna stand out... #
0:10:02 > 0:10:05MUSIC SLOWS TO A STOP
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- <- Hey, it's the Goof boy!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15We're busted!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Goo-goo boojie boo-boo-boo!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Come on, smile!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Smiley-wiley!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Bbbwww-bbbwwbb-bblll!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Come on, Kimmie, give me a big...
0:10:31 > 0:10:33CHOKES
0:10:33 > 0:10:35DUCK SQUEAKS
0:10:37 > 0:10:39SQUEAKING
0:10:40 > 0:10:41SQUEAK
0:10:43 > 0:10:44BIG SQUEAK
0:10:46 > 0:10:48SQUEAK
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Stop goofin' around! We got work to do.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54OK, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Bwwwbbblll!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59You're such a cute little girlie.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Come back and see me!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05You have such a way with children.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09You have such a way with children. Pah!
0:11:09 > 0:11:15OK, now, who's next over here?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Let a pro show you how it's done.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18OK, who's next over here?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oooh!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Hello, precious!
0:11:22 > 0:11:23DOH!!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26You lucky woman...!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Come on, honey, it's picture time.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Peek-a-boo!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Cute!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Peek-a-boo! Ha ha ha ha!
0:11:34 > 0:11:40Pete, you sure are good with kids.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40They love me.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40WAAAAAHHH!
0:11:40 > 0:11:46PJ begged me to take him on vacation this summer.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Where are you going?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Camping.
0:11:47 > 0:11:53Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the father-son bond.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Max'd never go for anything like that.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Gimme!
0:11:57 > 0:12:02Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents.
0:12:02 > 0:12:08He might be running with some gang, stealing and causing riots.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08WAAAH! GIMME!
0:12:08 > 0:12:13Max wouldn't get mixed up in something like that.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15HEAVY DOOR SLAMS
0:12:15 > 0:12:19SECRETARY HUMS "The Death March"
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I'm a failure.
0:12:22 > 0:12:30A complete loser. My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Uh-huh. Max, look.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a!
0:12:36 > 0:12:41Oh, man... My dad is gonna squash me like a bug.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46Hey, PJ, detention!
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- <- Robert Zimuruski.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50OK, I'm coming...
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Heeeeey, Maz-uur!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04What's up, bro?
0:13:04 > 0:13:10Then my parents' air conditioning blew. It's gonna be like a sauna.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15So my theme's gonna be Powerline Goes Rainforest. Too much?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Roxanne, are you listening?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Ahhh! - CLICKS TONGUE
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Stacey, no!
0:13:24 > 0:13:28I don't wanna...
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Talk to him.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28A-hem!
0:13:28 > 0:13:29A-HEM!
0:13:31 > 0:13:32(Tap him.)
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46It's OK.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I liked your dance.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Yeah...
0:13:53 > 0:13:55..Yeah?
0:13:54 > 0:13:59It's from Powerline's new video.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59He's totally genius.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03He's playing in LA.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Stacey's showing it at her party.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Yeah...- Yeah...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Um, er, Roxanne...
0:14:09 > 0:14:13I was sorta kinda thinking that maybe I'd, um...
0:14:13 > 0:14:16ask you to go with me...
0:14:16 > 0:14:18to the...party.
0:14:18 > 0:14:24If you don't want to I understand!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Well, I was sorta kinda thinking that...
0:14:24 > 0:14:25I'd love to.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28- Good!- Great!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Terrific.- Wonderful.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31- All right.- OK.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36Let's not belabour the moment, now.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I'd better be going.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41I'll, er, call you later!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41OK, bye. Ohhh!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44NERVOUS LAUGH
0:14:45 > 0:14:48See? I told you men are easy to deal with.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Yessss! She said yes!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Waaa-hoooo!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Everybody mambo!
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Ohhh!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Ooooh! It's not my break yet!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03- <- Ohhh!
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her!
0:15:10 > 0:15:16Miss Maples, get that boy's father on the phone!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Right away, sir!
0:15:16 > 0:15:22Hello?
0:15:17 > 0:15:22Er, yes, Mr Goof, this is Principal Mazur.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27I'm calling about Maximillian.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Max? Oh, my gawrsh! Is he hurt?
0:15:27 > 0:15:32No, Mr Goof, he's in TROUBLE!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32What kind of trouble?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- 'Dressed like a gang member...' - Gang member?
0:15:35 > 0:15:42'He caused the student body to break into a riot!'
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Riot? Couldn't be my...
0:15:42 > 0:15:46'I should seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child'
0:15:46 > 0:15:52before he ends up in the electric chair!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52The electric chair...?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57What am I gonna do?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- WOMAN: - Blue light special on aisle three.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Blue light special on aisle three.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Lake Destiny.
0:16:24 > 0:16:31OK, kiddo, now smile!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Lake Destiny, Idaho!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Lake who, what...?
0:16:31 > 0:16:37Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the father-son bond.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Well, yeah, but...
0:16:38 > 0:16:42I'm going fishing! Hyuk! With my boy!
0:16:42 > 0:16:47Yeah. OK, precious, give me a big smile.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47GIGGLING >
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Fishing! Fishing! Ha ha ha! Whooo!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55BELL RINGS
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Cool concert, lad.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58What?
0:16:58 > 0:17:03You wailed, bud!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Hey, Max, wicked dance!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Thanks!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12Way to go, man! I just heard about you and Roxanne, you stud!
0:17:12 > 0:17:15See? I told you our plan would work.
0:17:15 > 0:17:20Max! Max!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Knock it off!
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Maximum!
0:17:20 > 0:17:26Max! Max!
0:17:22 > 0:17:26ALL: Max! Max! Max!
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Max! Max!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30CHEERING
0:17:30 > 0:17:32# A second glance'll prove
0:17:32 > 0:17:36# I got whatever it takes It's a piece of cake
0:17:36 > 0:17:38# To stand out
0:17:38 > 0:17:42# Above the crowd Even if I gotta shout out loud
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# Till mine is the only face you'll see
0:17:45 > 0:17:49# Gonna stand out Stand out
0:17:49 > 0:17:51# Stand out
0:17:51 > 0:17:54# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Stand out
0:17:54 > 0:17:59# Till mine is the only face you'll see
0:17:58 > 0:18:03# Gonna stand out Till you notice me. #
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Going somewhere, Pop?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Sure are, pal-a-rooney!
0:18:08 > 0:18:18Have a good time. Drop me a line.
0:18:12 > 0:18:18This isn't just MY vacation. it's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Donald Duck?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21No, silly, YOU!
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Are you OK, Maxie?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Wh-What did you say...?
0:18:29 > 0:18:37A vacation, son! We'll spend some real quality time together.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I'm gonna be sick!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I got a present for you.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48You look like me at your age.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Don't say that, Dad.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I saved the best for last.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof,
0:18:56 > 0:19:01and now it's yours, son.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- A stick?- No, silly,
0:19:01 > 0:19:05a fishing pole.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05We're going fishing?!
0:19:05 > 0:19:11Just like my dad and me. Two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny.
0:19:11 > 0:19:17Away from it all.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17I don't wanna be away from it all. I like "it all"!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21We're using the same map me and my dad used.
0:19:21 > 0:19:28We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28It'd take weeks, Dad!
0:19:28 > 0:19:33Exactly! Getting there's half the fun.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33It's not gonna happen!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41And our future. What the map says, Max, we will follow.
0:19:41 > 0:19:50That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's this party I...
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Parties are for when you're older.
0:19:50 > 0:19:55At your age I'd never even been invited to a party. Look at me NOW!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Great, Dad.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Hop in.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58No.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03All right, then...
0:20:03 > 0:20:09I guess I'll just have to go all alone, that's all.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Just sit in the boat
0:20:11 > 0:20:15all alone, and talk to myself.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17All alone.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22- I guess so.- Come on.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- No, Dad.- Just hop in!
0:20:22 > 0:20:25No!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Come on, Maxie, go for it!
0:20:25 > 0:20:30YELLING
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Ready for take-off! Hyuk!
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Set for adventure, Maxie?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
0:20:37 > 0:20:42I don't want you going to the electric chair!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42The electric chair?
0:20:42 > 0:20:48I'm not giving up on you, son. We'll work this out.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48But, Dad...!
0:20:48 > 0:20:53No buts, Maxie, boy. Your old pop knows best.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53But...
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- CRASH! - Goodbye, pile of broken wood!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Goodbye, hopes. Goodbye, dreams.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Goodbye, Roxanne.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Roxanne!
0:21:11 > 0:21:16I have to talk to someone first!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Well...
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Dad, watch out!
0:21:22 > 0:21:27Make it quick, Maxie, boy. We gotta put some road behind us.
0:21:27 > 0:21:32You get and cancel your first date in under an hour.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Must be some kinda lame-o record.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42Grrrrrr...
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Hi! Is Roxanne home?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Grrrrrr...
0:21:43 > 0:21:45My name's Max.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Does...Roxanne live here?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Does she live on this block?
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Wait!
0:21:52 > 0:21:57Daddy, Max is a school friend.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Grrrrr!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Go on, good daddy.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Hey, Max.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Hi, there.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07You wanna...have a seat?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Hey, er...
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Grrrr!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Daddy!
0:22:13 > 0:22:19He'll be better when you pick me up for the party.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19That's sorta why I came by...
0:22:19 > 0:22:24I'm really looking forward to it.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I was too.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Was?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Dad's on a stupid father-son kick...
0:22:28 > 0:22:33Don't worry, it's just a dumb party.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I really wanted to go with you!
0:22:33 > 0:22:37I understand...
0:22:35 > 0:22:37My dad surprised me.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41I'm sure I can find someone else.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Someone else?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45I'll talk to you later.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Roxanne, er...
0:22:45 > 0:22:50My dad is, er...taking me to the Powerline concert in LA.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54He's taking you across country just for a concert?
0:22:54 > 0:22:59Er... Well, you see... er, my dad...knew...knows...
0:22:59 > 0:23:04knows Powerline! They used to play together.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04< HORN TOOTS
0:23:04 > 0:23:09Let's get this show on the road!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Just a minute...
0:23:09 > 0:23:12you party...animal, you...
0:23:14 > 0:23:18You're really serious?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Absolutely!
0:23:18 > 0:23:23So...you aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Well, I guess...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I was hoping I could, er...
0:23:27 > 0:23:33wave to you when we join Powerline for the final number.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33This is incredible!
0:23:33 > 0:23:38I wouldn't miss our date for anything NOT incredible.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Have a great time at the concert.
0:23:42 > 0:23:48I'll see you on TV!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I'm in deep sludge.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Day one. Well, here we are,
0:24:00 > 0:24:05out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08And heeeeere's Maxie! Hyuk! Say hi, Max.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13Well, how about a wave?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Not now, Dad.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14What a kidder!
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Hmm...
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Fun games I used to play with my dad.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28"Road bingo, 20 questions..."
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Let's play a game. You think of a name,
0:24:32 > 0:24:35and I'll guess who it is. Man or woman?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Oh, man...
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Man, huh?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41That's a toughie. Er, let's see...
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Walt Disney?
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Right.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47I'm good at this. Now, I'll think of one.
0:24:47 > 0:24:54LOUD ROCK MUSIC ON RADIO
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Oh, you wanna sing a song, huh?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Me and m'dad sang this one all the time.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03# High hopes, he's got high hopes
0:25:03 > 0:25:07# He's got high apple pie
0:25:07 > 0:25:09# In the sky hopes...#
0:25:09 > 0:25:12ROCK MUSIC STARTS AGAIN
0:25:13 > 0:25:19# Whoops, there goes another rubber tree... #
0:25:16 > 0:25:19ROCK MUSIC
0:25:19 > 0:25:23# Whoops there goes another... #
0:25:21 > 0:25:23ROCK
0:25:23 > 0:25:24# Whoops... #
0:25:24 > 0:25:24ROCK
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Oh, great, Dad! Now we don't have ANY music!
0:25:35 > 0:25:42It's not so bad. We'll have to entertain ourselves.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42HEAVY SIGH
0:25:49 > 0:25:53RHYTHM STARTS UP
0:25:59 > 0:26:01WHISTLES
0:26:11 > 0:26:15# Do you need a break from modern living?
0:26:16 > 0:26:20# Do you long to shed your weary load?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23# If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried
0:26:23 > 0:26:29# Grab a friend and take a ride together upon the open road. #
0:26:29 > 0:26:35Come on, Maxie!
0:26:30 > 0:26:35# All in all I'd rather have detention
0:26:35 > 0:26:39# All in all I'd rather eat a toad
0:26:39 > 0:26:42# My old man drives like such a klutz
0:26:42 > 0:26:44# That I'm about to hurl my guts
0:26:44 > 0:26:47# Directly upon the open road
0:26:47 > 0:26:52# There's nothing can upset me cos now we're on our way
0:26:52 > 0:26:56# Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
0:26:56 > 0:27:01# Roxanne, please don't forget me I will return someday
0:27:01 > 0:27:05# Though I may be in traction when I do
0:27:05 > 0:27:10# Me and Max relaxing
0:27:07 > 0:27:10# This is worse than dragon breath and acne
0:27:10 > 0:27:15# In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# I'm so mad I think I may explode
0:27:15 > 0:27:19# When I see the highway I could cry
0:27:16 > 0:27:19# That's funny, so could I
0:27:18 > 0:27:22BOTH: # Just being out on the open road. #
0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Howdy, boys
0:27:29 > 0:27:32# Is this the way to Nashville?
0:27:32 > 0:27:36# Watch it, Mac or you'll be gettin' towed!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39# I'm in no hurry to arrive
0:27:39 > 0:27:41# Cos I'll be turnin' 65
0:27:41 > 0:27:45# The next time I see the open road
0:27:47 > 0:27:51# Just a week of rest and relaxation
0:27:51 > 0:27:56# And the odd romantic episode
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# VERY odd!
0:27:56 > 0:28:00# California or bust
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Look out, dirtbags, eat my dust,
0:28:00 > 0:28:04# From now on I own the open road
0:28:04 > 0:28:06# It's me and little Maxie
0:28:06 > 0:28:08# My pipsqueak pioneer
0:28:08 > 0:28:12# They're pardners forever Westward ho! Yee-haw!
0:28:12 > 0:28:16# Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here
0:28:16 > 0:28:20# To Beverly Hills 90210?
0:28:20 > 0:28:24- ALL EXCEPT MAX: - # Every day another new adventure
0:28:24 > 0:28:29# Every mile another new zip code
0:28:29 > 0:28:33# The cares we had are gone for good
0:28:32 > 0:28:33# I'd go with them if I could
0:28:33 > 0:28:36# There are no strings on me
0:28:36 > 0:28:38# I'm feeling fancy-free
0:28:38 > 0:28:41# How wonderful to be...
0:28:41 > 0:28:49# On the open roooaaaaad! #
0:28:58 > 0:29:00GOOFY HUMS
0:29:05 > 0:29:07HORN BLARES
0:29:11 > 0:29:17Dad, you're gonna get us killed! Why don't you just give me the map?
0:29:17 > 0:29:21No, thanks, son. Navigating's a big responsibility.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24And you don't wanna spoil the big surprise.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27We're going someplace pretty special.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37Gawrsh! It's even better'n I remembered!
0:29:37 > 0:29:40No, Mommy, I don't wanna go! Waaaah!
0:29:40 > 0:29:44Yeah, fun. I'm just gonna wait here in the car.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48Party-pooper! Come on, this is gonna be fun!
0:29:48 > 0:29:51Howdy there, folks.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54Lester's is proud to present
0:29:54 > 0:29:57the Possum Posse Jamboree.
0:29:57 > 0:30:02Here it is.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02CHEERING
0:30:01 > 0:30:04Oh, boy, just in time!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Howdy, folks!
0:30:11 > 0:30:16Who's your favourite possum?
0:30:14 > 0:30:16ALL: Lester!
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Got us a seat right up front.
0:30:20 > 0:30:25Let me introduce you to the posse. Beuford, Beulah, and Mordachai!
0:30:27 > 0:30:33Hey, Lester, ready for yodellin'?
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Sure am, Beuford!
0:30:33 > 0:30:38# Gather round, my possum friends Come hoot and holler from the heart... #
0:30:38 > 0:30:40This is pathetic.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43# At Lester's Possum Park. #
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Join in, folks!
0:30:46 > 0:30:51It's yodellin' time!
0:30:48 > 0:30:51EVERYONE YODELS
0:30:53 > 0:30:57# Lester's Possum Park... #
0:30:57 > 0:31:00LITTLE GIRL YOWLS TUNELESSLY
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Yodel-ay-eeee!
0:31:05 > 0:31:08# Don't you wanna be hangin' from a tree?
0:31:08 > 0:31:14# We're mighty glad to see ya And the parking's always freeeeee
0:31:14 > 0:31:16# Here at Lester's Po-Po-Po
0:31:16 > 0:31:20# Po-Possum Park! #
0:31:20 > 0:31:22YODELLING FINISH
0:31:22 > 0:31:24HAPPY LAUGHTER
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Hey! That's the ticket.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31I'll be right back, my little possum pal!
0:31:31 > 0:31:35My life's a living...
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Hello, little buddy!
0:31:36 > 0:31:41Who's your favourite possum?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Don't touch me.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45Awww, why such a long face?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47You're so sad!
0:31:47 > 0:31:53I know! You need a big hug from Lester.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Don't even think...!
0:31:52 > 0:31:58See? Now you feel all good inside.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Beat it, doofus!
0:32:00 > 0:32:02KIDS SQUEAL
0:32:02 > 0:32:09No, no, Dad, not that, please!
0:32:04 > 0:32:09Here you go, sport. Let's get our picture taken.
0:32:09 > 0:32:16Waaaaah! Waaaah!
0:32:11 > 0:32:16You've got to be kidding.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16All right, but you're missing out.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20< LAUGHTER
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Hiya, son!
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Hey, everyone, check out the dork!
0:32:26 > 0:32:30Say sassy-frass!
0:32:27 > 0:32:30Sassy-frass!
0:32:39 > 0:32:42That's the spirit, Maxie!
0:32:43 > 0:32:45No, Dad, stop!
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Please! No!
0:32:47 > 0:32:50This is embarrassing!
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Ta-da! Hyuk!
0:32:57 > 0:33:02It's dork and dork junior! Ha ha ha ha!
0:33:23 > 0:33:24Max!
0:33:24 > 0:33:27What the heck are you trying to do?
0:33:27 > 0:33:32Trying to get away from you!
0:33:29 > 0:33:32Me? What did I do?
0:33:32 > 0:33:36Forget it.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36What's the matter?
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Nothing. Let's just go.
0:33:39 > 0:33:40Come on!
0:33:51 > 0:33:56You dropped your hat.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
0:33:56 > 0:34:01You drag me from home, jam me in this dumb car, drive a million miles.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03to see some stupid rat show!
0:34:03 > 0:34:06Call me when the trip's over.
0:34:50 > 0:34:55Hey, Max, you want to get in some fishing practise?
0:34:55 > 0:35:01It's just a couple of days to Lake Destiny.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Maybe later.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17ENGINE ROARS
0:35:34 > 0:35:41Whoa! Now, that's camping!
0:35:38 > 0:35:41You say something, Max? OW!
0:35:45 > 0:35:48Pete?
0:35:47 > 0:35:48Goofy?
0:35:48 > 0:35:52What a serendipity doo-dah!
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Who'd have thunk it, huh?
0:35:54 > 0:36:00Is PJ here?
0:35:56 > 0:36:00Yeah, I'm sure he's loafin' around somewhere.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- POWERLINE:- # It ain't a question of how, it's just a matter of when
0:36:03 > 0:36:07# Before you get the message that I'm trying to send
0:36:07 > 0:36:10# I'm under your spell In over my head
0:36:10 > 0:36:14# I'm goin' through it till the end. #
0:36:13 > 0:36:14What a goob!
0:36:14 > 0:36:18# To stand out above the crowd
0:36:18 > 0:36:23# Even if you gotta shout out loud No matter what you're... #
0:36:23 > 0:36:29Max! Small wilderness, dude! Didn't expect to run into you.
0:36:28 > 0:36:29Apparently!
0:36:29 > 0:36:35You're just jealous cos you ain't got the moves.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Keep 'em!
0:36:35 > 0:36:38But I wouldn't mind having this RV. Ohhh!
0:36:38 > 0:36:42You're so lucky, man!
0:36:40 > 0:36:42You're the star.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45- Wha...?- Only the Powerline concert!
0:36:45 > 0:36:49Unbelievable, man.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49Who told you about that?
0:36:49 > 0:36:54Everybody in town knows about it. You're gonna be famous, buddy.
0:36:54 > 0:37:01Especially with Roxanne.
0:36:56 > 0:37:01There's one person who doesn't know about it, Peej.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Who?
0:37:02 > 0:37:04My dad.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08So, is that kid of yours still giving you guff?
0:37:08 > 0:37:13I don't know what's wrong. Anything I try only drives Max further away.
0:37:13 > 0:37:18Maybe I oughta just back off.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Wrong, Goof.
0:37:18 > 0:37:23If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.
0:37:30 > 0:37:35Too bad, Pete. Almost.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Almost?! Huh! Watch this.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39PJ!!
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Yessir! Coming, sir!
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Whooo-hoo! Strike-ola!
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Thank you! Yesss!
0:37:48 > 0:37:51And the crowd goes wild!
0:37:51 > 0:37:52High-five, son.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56- <- Ha ha ha ha!
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Why don't you two stay for dinner?
0:37:58 > 0:37:59Cool!
0:37:59 > 0:38:03No, thanks, Pete. We have some fish to catch.
0:38:03 > 0:38:08We'll do that tomorrow. What're we having?
0:38:06 > 0:38:08But, Max, I thought...
0:38:08 > 0:38:11Under your thumb, Goof!
0:38:12 > 0:38:18- Maximillian!- What?
0:38:13 > 0:38:18Get your gear, little man. We're going fishing.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22And I mean NOW!
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Ohhh!
0:38:27 > 0:38:33Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33That never stopped ME.
0:38:33 > 0:38:39Let me show you a family secret handed down 12 or 13 generations.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43The perfect cast.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Perfect WHAT?
0:38:43 > 0:38:47Cast. My dad taught it to me when I was your age.
0:38:47 > 0:38:48OK, now,
0:38:48 > 0:38:50watch carefully.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53You gotta be loooose,
0:38:53 > 0:38:55relaxed, with your feet apart.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Ten o'clock.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Two o'clock. Quarter to three.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Tour jete. Twist. Over.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06I'm a little teapot! And the wind-up!
0:39:08 > 0:39:09Huh?
0:39:09 > 0:39:12And let her fly!
0:39:12 > 0:39:14The perfect cast.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22DEEP GROWL
0:39:28 > 0:39:31And now we reel her in.
0:39:43 > 0:39:44Whoa!
0:39:45 > 0:39:48Quick! Get the camera!
0:39:51 > 0:39:56Must be over three pounds! I don't wanna miss this!
0:39:58 > 0:40:02Look, Max!
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Er, Da-Da-Dad...
0:40:02 > 0:40:04It's BIGFOOT!!
0:40:04 > 0:40:09Back up, Mr Foot. You're outta focus.
0:40:08 > 0:40:09ROOOAAAARRR!
0:40:10 > 0:40:14What's the idea?!
0:40:12 > 0:40:14YELLING
0:40:14 > 0:40:15BIGFOOT!!
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Behold the legendary Bigfoot!
0:40:22 > 0:40:25Fabled, but seldom...
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Aaaoooow!
0:40:26 > 0:40:27It's locked!
0:40:27 > 0:40:31Quick! The sunroof!
0:40:29 > 0:40:31ROOOAAAARRR!
0:40:35 > 0:40:36HURRY UP!!
0:40:44 > 0:40:50I can't believe it! Bigfoot!
0:40:47 > 0:40:50And I got the only video.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54We're gonna be famous!
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Roooaaarrr!
0:40:57 > 0:41:05Let's just get outta here.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05KEYS JANGLE >
0:41:11 > 0:41:12GRUNTS
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Who dere?
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Heh heh!
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Is he gone yet?
0:41:25 > 0:41:27GRUNTING CONVERSATION
0:41:31 > 0:41:36Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Nope, he's still here.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Ha ha ha ha!
0:41:41 > 0:41:43STOMACH GROWLS
0:41:43 > 0:41:48Gee, Max, is that Bigfoot or your stomach?
0:41:46 > 0:41:48I'm starving!
0:41:49 > 0:41:52Hyuk! Alphabet soup comin' up!
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Er, Dad...?
0:41:59 > 0:42:00ROOOAAARRRR!
0:42:00 > 0:42:01Dad!
0:42:01 > 0:42:05Stop playing around! He's coming!
0:42:10 > 0:42:14MUSIC: Intro to "Stayin' Alive" on Walkman
0:42:14 > 0:42:17# You can tell by the way I use my walk
0:42:17 > 0:42:19# I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
0:42:19 > 0:42:24# Music loud and women warm Been kicked around since I was born
0:42:24 > 0:42:26# But that's all right, that's OK...#
0:42:27 > 0:42:30This thing's good for SOMETHING!
0:42:35 > 0:42:39# Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive #
0:42:46 > 0:42:48GOOFY CHUCKLES
0:42:49 > 0:42:54What's so funny?
0:42:51 > 0:42:54Hi Dad soup.
0:42:53 > 0:42:58Huh?
0:42:55 > 0:42:58You don't remember Hi Dad soup?
0:42:59 > 0:43:07Sure you do! You used to spell things out, like, "Hi Dad," or...
0:43:05 > 0:43:07"Ambidextrous"?
0:43:07 > 0:43:08Yeah...
0:43:08 > 0:43:13Ohhh! Little words like, er...
0:43:10 > 0:43:13"Hasta la vista"?
0:43:12 > 0:43:13"Bye-bye".
0:43:13 > 0:43:17Or "I pledge allegiance".
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Or "I love you".
0:43:21 > 0:43:25Is it, er, is it soup yet?
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Oh, I almost forgot.
0:43:27 > 0:43:32Where'd you learn to do that?
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Your granddad taught me at Yosemite.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36You two did a lot together, huh?
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Yup.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41- Max, you and I... - Dad, I'm sorry...
0:43:41 > 0:43:42Um...
0:43:42 > 0:43:46How's the soup?
0:43:43 > 0:43:46Not bad. Er...
0:43:49 > 0:43:53What?
0:43:50 > 0:43:53Nothin'.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53BIGFOOT GRUNTS
0:43:59 > 0:44:03Let's get some shuteye. We're not going anywhere.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26(Night, Maxie.)
0:44:28 > 0:44:31SUCKS THUMB LOUDLY
0:44:31 > 0:44:33SNORING
0:44:36 > 0:44:38LOUD SNORES
0:45:01 > 0:45:03"Dear Roxanne,
0:45:03 > 0:45:04"couldn't sleep,
0:45:04 > 0:45:08"so I thought I'd drop you a line.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10"Dad and I are having a great time.
0:45:10 > 0:45:15"We're only days away from LA and I can hardly wait for the big concert."
0:45:17 > 0:45:20More Hi Dad soup, please...
0:45:24 > 0:45:26SIGHS
0:45:26 > 0:45:28"Dear Roxanne,
0:45:28 > 0:45:33"sorry I lied. I'm not really going to the Powerline concert.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35"You may not want to see me again."
0:45:35 > 0:45:37Oh, man!
0:45:37 > 0:45:40I'm dead no matter what I do.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29YAWNS
0:46:34 > 0:46:39How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
0:46:39 > 0:46:40Er...
0:46:40 > 0:46:42Three and a half?
0:46:44 > 0:46:45SNORING
0:47:12 > 0:47:14BELL PINGS
0:47:14 > 0:47:18Pick up!
0:47:16 > 0:47:18Hold your horses!
0:47:22 > 0:47:25Short stack?
0:47:23 > 0:47:25- Right here.- There you go.
0:47:25 > 0:47:29Eggs?
0:47:26 > 0:47:29Eggs?
0:47:27 > 0:47:29EGGS!
0:47:29 > 0:47:32Here. Sorry.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Here you go, cutie.
0:47:48 > 0:47:53Max, I think we need to talk about this.
0:47:52 > 0:47:53Huh?
0:47:53 > 0:47:57You need to start taking some responsibility.
0:47:57 > 0:48:00Excuse me. Can I have your attention, please?
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Hrrrrmmmph!
0:48:02 > 0:48:05I, Goofy, hereby dub my son Maximillian
0:48:05 > 0:48:11official navigator and head which-wayer of this here road trip.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13- WOMAN:- Isn't that nice?
0:48:13 > 0:48:19Seriously?
0:48:15 > 0:48:19I'm not even looking at the map any more.
0:48:19 > 0:48:25You can pick all the stops from now on. I trust you wholeheartedly, son.
0:48:25 > 0:48:29To the open road!
0:48:27 > 0:48:29To the open...road.
0:48:38 > 0:48:39Wh-Wh-Whoa!
0:48:47 > 0:48:49- Ow!- Oooh!
0:48:51 > 0:48:53YELLING
0:49:05 > 0:49:06CROWD ROARS
0:49:13 > 0:49:14Oh, boy!
0:50:06 > 0:50:08CRASH!
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Gawrsh!
0:50:16 > 0:50:18Whoa-ho-ho!
0:50:18 > 0:50:20Check out the bed!
0:50:21 > 0:50:26Check out the dresser - coral!
0:50:24 > 0:50:26Nice lamp.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29Classy choice there, navigator.
0:50:28 > 0:50:33- HAMMERING ON DOOR - Police! The place is surrounded!
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Get your hands up!
0:50:35 > 0:50:38- MIMICS MACHINE GUN - Ha ha ha ha!
0:50:38 > 0:50:41You should've seen the look on your face!
0:50:41 > 0:50:45Hyuk! You had him fooled, Pete.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45Me?!
0:50:44 > 0:50:49You jumped outta your skin!
0:50:47 > 0:50:49I was just pretending.
0:50:49 > 0:50:54Sure!
0:50:50 > 0:50:54- Did too!- Did not!
0:50:51 > 0:50:54Aw, ain't this sweet?
0:50:54 > 0:51:00Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act. Under your thumb.
0:51:00 > 0:51:05Since we're all palsie-walsie, how about letting me hook up the RV?
0:51:05 > 0:51:10Well...
0:51:06 > 0:51:10It's just a tiny extension cord.
0:51:09 > 0:51:10OK.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12Great! PJ?
0:51:16 > 0:51:21Why don't you order us pizza? This'll take a while.
0:51:24 > 0:51:28Here you go, kids. I'll check out the hot tub.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30OK, sir.
0:51:29 > 0:51:30All right.
0:51:30 > 0:51:35What made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
0:51:35 > 0:51:40It wasn't stupid!
0:51:36 > 0:51:40It was really stupid. Changing the map?!
0:51:40 > 0:51:43I didn't know what I was doing. I panicked.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Oooh! Aaah!
0:51:49 > 0:51:51Ooh ooh aah aah!
0:51:51 > 0:51:53CONTENTED SIGH
0:51:59 > 0:52:04Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Can't say as I blame ya.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09They put too much water in these things.
0:52:09 > 0:52:11- <- So, um...
0:52:11 > 0:52:15you and your son are getting along hunky-dory.
0:52:15 > 0:52:20Yeah, it's been great. It's funny, but none of your techniques worked.
0:52:20 > 0:52:27The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things clicked.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27That's swell.
0:52:27 > 0:52:32So, er, there's no problems, eh?
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Not a one.
0:52:33 > 0:52:34Oh, nuts...
0:52:34 > 0:52:41I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...
0:52:39 > 0:52:41What is it, Pete?
0:52:41 > 0:52:46Your kid's duping ya.
0:52:43 > 0:52:46What do you mean?
0:52:46 > 0:52:52The little mutant changed the map, so you're heading to LA, pal.
0:52:51 > 0:52:52..What?
0:52:52 > 0:52:59You tried, Goof. He's just a bad kid, that's all.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59I don't believe you.
0:52:59 > 0:53:05What?
0:53:00 > 0:53:05I don't believe you, Pete.
0:53:02 > 0:53:05Don't take MY word. Check your map.
0:53:05 > 0:53:09I don't need to check the map. I trust my son.
0:53:09 > 0:53:14Maybe Max isn't all the things you think a son should be, but...
0:53:14 > 0:53:20he loves me.
0:53:16 > 0:53:20Hey, my son RESPECTS me!
0:53:18 > 0:53:20Yeah.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25Check the map, Goof.
0:53:57 > 0:53:59Hi, Dad!
0:54:01 > 0:54:04Sorry about the mess. I'll clean it up.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18I'd better go.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18Bye, Peej.
0:54:18 > 0:54:22Don't forget - Powerline.
0:54:20 > 0:54:22Shhh!
0:54:56 > 0:54:59Well, here you go, navigator.
0:54:59 > 0:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06OK, er...
0:55:09 > 0:55:11Here comes our junction.
0:55:15 > 0:55:19Max, this it it. Left or right?
0:55:17 > 0:55:19Er...
0:55:21 > 0:55:25Come on, Max!
0:55:23 > 0:55:25LEFT!!
0:55:33 > 0:55:34SIGHS
0:55:37 > 0:55:40Er... How about a song, Dad?
0:55:41 > 0:55:45Er... A game? A game! Yeah, a game, OK.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47Er, man or woman?
0:55:48 > 0:55:51A man? OK... Er, Walt Disney?
0:56:04 > 0:56:05SIGHS
0:56:15 > 0:56:19Dad... Listen, about my directions...
0:56:19 > 0:56:27I gotta tell you something, Dad!
0:56:22 > 0:56:27Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
0:56:27 > 0:56:29Ah, forget it.
0:56:43 > 0:56:48Hey, the car!
0:56:45 > 0:56:48You wanna drive TOO?!
0:56:47 > 0:56:48No!
0:56:48 > 0:56:52The car!
0:56:50 > 0:56:52THE CAR!!
0:56:55 > 0:56:59What did you do NOW?!
0:56:57 > 0:56:59Just touched it!
0:57:08 > 0:57:11You locked it!
0:57:09 > 0:57:11Me?
0:57:11 > 0:57:16It's YOUR door!
0:57:13 > 0:57:16You distracted me! WHOAAA!
0:57:16 > 0:57:23You should've put the brake on!
0:57:19 > 0:57:23Put it on yourself!
0:57:20 > 0:57:23See? You ruin everything!
0:57:25 > 0:57:31Well, you ruined the vacation!
0:57:28 > 0:57:31- I- ruined it?!
0:57:31 > 0:57:34I never... CRASH! ..wanted to go... CRASH!
0:57:34 > 0:57:38on this stupid... CRASH! ..vacatiiiooooonnn...!
0:57:46 > 0:57:54Now look where you got us, Dad!
0:57:49 > 0:57:54- Where- I- got us?!
0:57:51 > 0:57:54You shoulda let me stay at home!
0:57:54 > 0:57:59And end up in prison?
0:57:56 > 0:57:59What're you talking about?
0:57:59 > 0:58:03Your principal called me. You even lied to me!
0:58:03 > 0:58:07I had to! You were ruining my life!
0:58:06 > 0:58:10I was only trying to take my boy fishing!
0:58:10 > 0:58:16I'm not your little boy any more, Dad! I've got my own life now.
0:58:16 > 0:58:20I know that. I just wanted to be part of it.
0:58:23 > 0:58:27You're my son, Max. However big you get,
0:58:27 > 0:58:29you'll always be my son.
0:59:16 > 0:59:20There are times you drive me bananas.
0:59:20 > 0:59:26And your mind is missing - no offence - a screw.
0:59:24 > 0:59:26None taken.
0:59:25 > 0:59:28# Still, whatever mess I land in
0:59:28 > 0:59:30# Who is always understandin'?
0:59:30 > 0:59:34# Nobody else but you
0:59:34 > 0:59:39# Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering
0:59:39 > 0:59:44# And your values may be, so to speak, askew
0:59:43 > 0:59:44Gesundheit!
0:59:44 > 0:59:47# Who deserves a hero's trophy
0:59:47 > 0:59:49# As we face each catas-trophe?
0:59:49 > 0:59:53# Nobody else but you
0:59:54 > 0:59:59BOTH: # Nobody else but you
0:59:59 > 1:00:01# It's just our luck
1:00:01 > 1:00:04# We're stuck together
1:00:04 > 1:00:07# Nobody else but you
1:00:07 > 1:00:12# Is crazy enough to believe we'll come through...
1:00:14 > 1:00:20# So your jokes are - let's face it - prehistoric
1:00:20 > 1:00:24# And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo
1:00:24 > 1:00:29BOTH: # But when life becomes distressing, who will I be SOS-ing?
1:00:29 > 1:00:34# If you're having trouble guessing here's a clue
1:00:34 > 1:00:36# Though he seems intoxicated
1:00:36 > 1:00:39# He's just highly animated
1:00:39 > 1:00:41# And he's nobody else but...
1:00:41 > 1:00:45BOTH: # Nobody else but you
1:00:45 > 1:00:48# We've turned into
1:00:48 > 1:00:51# A true-blue duo
1:00:51 > 1:00:55# Hard times, we've had a few
1:00:55 > 1:00:59# Like we're thrown in the drink
1:00:57 > 1:00:59# Like we're tossed outta town
1:00:59 > 1:01:02# But when I start to sink
1:01:02 > 1:01:04# Hey, I'd rather go down
1:01:04 > 1:01:06# With nobody else
1:01:06 > 1:01:12# But Y-O-U! #
1:01:12 > 1:01:14Mmmwwaaah!
1:01:13 > 1:01:14Aw, Dad!
1:01:16 > 1:01:22Anyway, she'll never want to me again, much less go out with me.
1:01:22 > 1:01:29What a dumb lie, huh?
1:01:24 > 1:01:29Well, whaddaya know? My Maxie in love!
1:01:29 > 1:01:31Gawrsh, you're really growing up.
1:01:31 > 1:01:36It happened so fast, I guess I sorta missed it.
1:01:35 > 1:01:38Well, I think the only thing to do
1:01:38 > 1:01:45is to get you on stage with this Powerline feller.
1:01:42 > 1:01:45Er, how are we gonna do that?
1:01:45 > 1:01:51Just leave that up to me.
1:01:47 > 1:01:51No, Dad, I think we should just forget it.
1:01:51 > 1:01:56You always think I'll lead you into some calamity!
1:01:55 > 1:01:56D-Dad...?
1:01:56 > 1:01:58What's wrong?
1:01:57 > 1:01:58LOOK!!
1:02:01 > 1:02:03Hyuk! A waterfall!
1:02:03 > 1:02:05..A WATERFALL?!
1:02:15 > 1:02:19DAAAAAD!
1:02:17 > 1:02:19Max!
1:02:32 > 1:02:35Grab a hold, Max!
1:02:39 > 1:02:41AAAAAGGGHH!
1:02:55 > 1:02:58AAAAA-AAA-AAAGGGHHH!
1:03:01 > 1:03:03DAD!
1:03:14 > 1:03:16AAAAA-AAA-AAAAGGGHHH!
1:03:16 > 1:03:21Ten o'clock, two o'clock, jour jete, twist, I'm a little teapot...
1:03:21 > 1:03:23and let her fly!
1:03:31 > 1:03:33Ohhh! Ohhh!
1:03:50 > 1:03:52Perfect cast.
1:04:08 > 1:04:14Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
1:04:11 > 1:04:14And it's not over yet.
1:04:19 > 1:04:21LOUD CHEERING
1:04:31 > 1:04:34Dad!
1:04:32 > 1:04:34Ooof!
1:04:34 > 1:04:40We made it! Come on, let's get you on stage.
1:04:38 > 1:04:40Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
1:04:40 > 1:04:44Oooh, then again...
1:04:44 > 1:04:46Dad?
1:04:45 > 1:04:46Dad?
1:04:54 > 1:04:56# Got myself a notion
1:04:58 > 1:05:01# One I know that you'll understand
1:05:01 > 1:05:05# To set the world in motion
1:05:05 > 1:05:08# By reaching out for each other's hand... #
1:05:08 > 1:05:13Dad?
1:05:10 > 1:05:13# We shoulda known all along... #
1:05:13 > 1:05:15What're you doin' here? Hey!
1:05:15 > 1:05:17Max?
1:05:17 > 1:05:20Max?
1:05:18 > 1:05:20AAAAAAGH!
1:05:20 > 1:05:24# If we listen to each other's heart
1:05:24 > 1:05:27# We'll find we're never too far apart
1:05:27 > 1:05:31# And maybe love is the reason why
1:05:31 > 1:05:35# For the first time ever we're seeing it eye to eye. #
1:05:35 > 1:05:40Goof ain't there.
1:05:37 > 1:05:40Don't worry, he'll be there.
1:05:42 > 1:05:44# Seeing it eye to eye
1:05:44 > 1:05:48# We're seeing it eye to eye
1:05:48 > 1:05:50# Seeing it eye to eye
1:05:50 > 1:05:52Max?
1:05:59 > 1:06:03Hey, Dad, do the perfect cast!
1:06:09 > 1:06:12# You don't have to be lonely
1:06:12 > 1:06:14# You don't have to be...
1:06:16 > 1:06:19WHOOOAAAAA...!
1:06:19 > 1:06:23# It's only a beat away from you to me
1:06:22 > 1:06:25# Yeah
1:06:25 > 1:06:30# If we listen to each other's heart
1:06:30 > 1:06:32Yeah! Max is on the tube!
1:06:32 > 1:06:34- That's Max!- >
1:06:34 > 1:06:37# For the first time ever... #
1:06:37 > 1:06:42You did it!
1:06:40 > 1:06:42CHOKES
1:06:42 > 1:06:44# Seeing it eye to eye
1:06:44 > 1:06:47# Seeing it eye to eye, baby!
1:06:47 > 1:06:53# For the first time
1:06:49 > 1:06:53# We're seeing it eye to eye
1:06:53 > 1:06:55# Seeing it
1:06:55 > 1:06:57# Seeing it, baby
1:06:57 > 1:07:00# For the first time
1:07:00 > 1:07:03# For the first time, yeah
1:07:05 > 1:07:08# Eye to eye
1:07:06 > 1:07:08# Eye to eye
1:07:08 > 1:07:10# Eye to eyyyyyye
1:07:15 > 1:07:17ROAR OF APPLAUSE
1:07:26 > 1:07:34You're doing the right thing, son.
1:07:29 > 1:07:34I know, but she'll probably never talk to me again.
1:07:34 > 1:07:38Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's not the one for you.
1:07:39 > 1:07:42That's what I'm afraid of.
1:07:53 > 1:07:54SIGHS
1:07:56 > 1:07:58RINGS DOORBELL
1:08:00 > 1:08:03Grrrr...
1:08:03 > 1:08:06Hi. Remember me?
1:08:05 > 1:08:06DOOR SLAMS
1:08:06 > 1:08:08Daddy!
1:08:08 > 1:08:12Max, I saw you on TV. You were great!
1:08:11 > 1:08:12Yeah?
1:08:12 > 1:08:15I mean, no, no... I mean...
1:08:15 > 1:08:20Roxanne, I lied to you. I don't even know Powerline.
1:08:20 > 1:08:25A billion people saw you dance with him.
1:08:23 > 1:08:25Yeah, well...
1:08:25 > 1:08:32I never met him before the concert.
1:08:28 > 1:08:32So that story about Powerline and your dad...?
1:08:33 > 1:08:36Why would you make up something like that?
1:08:36 > 1:08:43I don't know... I guess I just wanted you to like me.
1:08:41 > 1:08:43I already liked you, Max.
1:08:45 > 1:08:49From the first time I heard you laugh. Hyuk!
1:08:50 > 1:08:54So...you wanna do something tonight?
1:08:53 > 1:08:54Definitely!
1:08:54 > 1:08:57Oh, no, I can't.
1:08:55 > 1:08:57What?
1:08:57 > 1:09:02Well, I'm kinda doing something with my dad. Honest!
1:09:02 > 1:09:04Tomorrow?
1:09:03 > 1:09:04Deal.
1:09:06 > 1:09:10GIGGLES
1:09:08 > 1:09:10Hyuk! Ho ho ho!
1:09:13 > 1:09:15< CLATTERING
1:09:15 > 1:09:17HE HUMS
1:09:26 > 1:09:30YA-HOO-HOO-EEE!
1:09:28 > 1:09:30CRASH!
1:09:36 > 1:09:43Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
1:09:40 > 1:09:43Enchante, mademoiselle.
1:09:43 > 1:09:45ALL LAUGH
1:10:00 > 1:10:03# Yeah, yeah!
1:10:03 > 1:10:08Subtitles by Alison Roberts - IMS
1:10:08 > 1:10:11# Got myself a notion
1:10:11 > 1:10:15# One I know that you'll understand
1:10:15 > 1:10:17# We'll set the world in motion
1:10:17 > 1:10:22# By reaching out for each other's hand
1:10:22 > 1:10:27# Maybe we'll discover What we should have known all along
1:10:28 > 1:10:34# One way or another Together's where we both belong
1:10:34 > 1:10:37# If we listen to each other's heart
1:10:37 > 1:10:41# We'll find we're never too far apart... #