0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Born free
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# As free as the wind blows... #
0:00:23 > 0:00:25TARZAN-LIKE NOISES
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# As free as the grass grows
0:00:27 > 0:00:34# Born free to follow your heart
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Live free
0:00:38 > 0:00:44# And beauty surrounds you
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# The world still astounds you
0:00:47 > 0:00:54# Each time you look at a star
0:00:54 > 0:00:58# Stay free
0:00:58 > 0:01:02# Where no walls divide you
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# You're free as a roaring tide
0:01:06 > 0:01:12# So there's no need to hide... #
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Surprise!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Aaarrrgh!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17CLANG!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23When a zebra's on his own, leave him alone.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27C'mon, Marty, I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- Hey, man, thanks.- Oh, ah, ooh! Hey, I got something stuck in my teeth.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35It's driving me crazy. Help me out? Please?
0:01:35 > 0:01:41Ah, you came to the right place. Dr Marty, DDS, is in the house!
0:01:41 > 0:01:46Please hop on top of my sterilised examination table, if you may.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- I don't see anything. - ALEX MUMBLES
0:01:49 > 0:01:54OK, just don't talk with your mouth full.
0:01:54 > 0:01:59- Ah, right here. What the heck is this doin' in there?- Happy birthday!
0:01:59 > 0:02:04Oh, hey. Thanks, man! You put it behind a tooth. You all right.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09These aren't even on the shelf yet. Check it out. Look at that. Whoo!
0:02:09 > 0:02:15- Look at that. It's snowing. - Ten years old, huh? A decade.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Double digits. The big 1-0.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- You don't like it?- No, it's great. - You hate it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Ugh! I should have got you the Alex alarm clock. That's the big seller.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29No, no, the present's great. Really.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33It's just that another year's come and gone,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35and I'm still doing the same old thing.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39"Stand here. Stand there. Eat some grass. Walk back here."
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- I see. - Maybe I should go to law school.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44You need to break out of that boring routine.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49- How?- Throw out the old act. Get out there. Make it up as you go along.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- Ad lib. Improvise. Boom, boom, boom! - Really?- You know, make it fresh.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Fresh, huh? I can do fresh. - Works for me.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01MUSIC: "Boogie Wonderland" by Earth, Wind & Fire
0:03:01 > 0:03:02BOING! BOING!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Here come the people. Oh, I love the people! It's people fun time!
0:03:06 > 0:03:12- Gloria, up and at 'em! YAWNING:- What day is it?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15It's Friday, field trip day. Da-da!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Yes, it's field trip day. Let's get up and go.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Ten more minutes.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30It's another fabulous morning in the Big Apple. Let's go!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Huh! Not for me. I'm callin' in sick.- What?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37I've found another brown spot on my shoulder, right here.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- See? Right there. You see? - You know it's all in your head. Hm?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44WHOOPING
0:03:49 > 0:03:51HE YAWNS
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Phil, wake up, you filthy monkey.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03PHIL GARGLES
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Oh, I'm gonna be fresh, straight out the ground.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Tasty fresh. Fresh-ilicious.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Zip-lock fresh.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- TANNOY:- 'Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- 'We proudly present...' - Oh, show 'em the cat!
0:04:18 > 0:04:24- '..the king of New York City...' - BOTH:- ..Alex, the lion!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26It's show-time!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32WILD APPLAUSE
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Gather round, people! Big show about to start!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Check out the zebra taking care of biz. That's right!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50CHILDREN GASP
0:04:58 > 0:05:00ADULTS: Ugh!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02KIDS: Yeah!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04WILD CHEERING
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Kowalski, progress report.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30We're only 500ft from the main sewer line.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- And the bad news? - We've broken our last shovel.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Right. ..Rico, you're on litter patrol.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40We need shovels, and find more popsicle sticks.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- We don't wanna risk another cave-in. - And me, Skipper?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I want you to look cute and cuddly, Private.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Today we're gonna blow this dump.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Huh?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56PFFT! PFFT!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- You don't see that on Animal Planet! - LAUGHTER
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Well, show's over, folks. Thanks for comin'!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I hope you thought it was fresh!
0:06:06 > 0:06:10I'll be here all week. In fact, I'll be here for my whole life!
0:06:10 > 0:06:16365 days a year including Christmas, Hanukkah, Halloween.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Please don't forget to never spay or neuter your pets.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- HE SLURPS - And tip your cabbie, cos he's broke.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33You, quadruped, sprechen Sie English?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- I sprechen. - What continent is this?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Manhattan. - Hoover Dam! We're still in New York!
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Abort! Dive, dive, dive! - Hey! You in the tux!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Wait a minute! What are you guys doing?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- We're digging to Antarctica. - SLAP!
0:06:50 > 0:06:55- An-who-tica?- Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01D'you ever see any penguins running free around New York City?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15To the wild!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20The wild?! You can actually go there?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22It sounds great.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Hold up! Where is this place?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- ECHOING:- Tell me where it is!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30You didn't see anything.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Right?- Yes, sir!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I-I'm sorry. No, sir.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40'For his final appearance of the day,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43'the king of New York City,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- 'Alex the Lion!' - WILD CHEERING
0:07:46 > 0:07:49BELL CHIMES
0:07:49 > 0:07:54Thank you! Thank you very much! You're a great crowd.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Give yourselves a hand, huh? Thank you.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Thank you! Oh, well, thank YOU!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, that's too kind. Too kind.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Ugh! Underpants!
0:08:05 > 0:08:11Everybody get home safe. Hey, check out my website. 24-hour cam.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24- This is the life. - That's the spot. Ah, I'm in heaven.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Ooh, it's Marty's birthday. - Rip it open.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- What is it? What is it? - C'mon, open it up.- Yeah!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42A thermometer! Thanks.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45I love it, Melman. I love it!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I wanted to give you something personal.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- You know, that was my first rectal thermometer.- Pah! Pah!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55(Melman, come on.) PEEP!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57# Mmmmmm...
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- # Happy- birth- day- to- you!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01- # You- live- in- a zoo!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- # You- look- like a- monkey
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- #- And- you smell- like- one- too! #
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I say!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15You guys are just embarrassing me AND yourselves.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- What are you talking about? We worked on that all week.- Let's go!
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Make a wish, baby-cakes.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- What did you wish for? - Nope. Can't tell you.- C'mon, tell.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35No. It's bad luck. If you want some bad luck, I'll blab it out,
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- but if you wanna be safe... - For cryin' out loud, just tell us!
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- I mean, really, what could happen? - OK. I wished I could go
0:09:43 > 0:09:45to the wild!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49The wild?! Whoa! MELMAN PEEPS AND CHOKES
0:09:50 > 0:09:51I told you it was bad luck!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53MELMAN SPLUTTERS AND PEEPS
0:09:53 > 0:09:58The wild? Are you nuts? That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59MELMAN COUGHS
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- WHEEZES:- It's unsanitary.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05The penguins are going, so why can't I?
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- The penguins are psychotic.- C'mon. Just imagine going back to nature,
0:10:10 > 0:10:13back to your roots. Clean air, wide open spaces.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18- I hear they have wide open spaces in Connecticut.- Connecticut?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22You've gotta go to Grand Central, then take the Metro North train.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- North?- So one could take the train? Just hypothetically.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Marty, c'mon. What would Connecticut have to offer us?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Lyme disease.- Thank you, Melman. - No, really...
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- There's none of this in the wild. - But...
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- It's a highly-refined food...- But... - ..thing you do not find in the wild.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Have you ever thought there might be more to life than steak?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46He didn't mean that, baby. No, no.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Doesn't it bother you
0:10:47 > 0:10:52that you don't know anything about life outside this zoo?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Nuh-uh.- Mm-mm.- Nope.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Well, I mean, come on, that's just one subject.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01You got a little schmutz right there.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Thanks, guys. Thanks for the party. It was great.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Really.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- What's eating him? - Maybe you should talk to him, Alex.
0:11:22 > 0:11:27- Give him a pep-talk.- I already gave him a snow globe. I can't top that.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Alex... - I can see where this is going.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- YAWNS:- It is getting late.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- I guess I'm gonna... - MELMAN SNORES
0:11:44 > 0:11:49- Come on. He's your best friend. - All right, all right. OK.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Night, Marty! - Night, Glo.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57SPLASH!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Ah...!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16What a day!
0:12:16 > 0:12:21I mean, it doesn't get any better than this, you know?
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Ooh, it just did! Even the star's out.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- You're not gonna find a star like that in the wild.- Helicopter.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31WHIRRING
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Marty, buddy, listen. Everybody has days when they think
0:12:36 > 0:12:42- the grass might be greener somewhere else.- Alex, look at me.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I'm 10 years old. My life is half over,
0:12:45 > 0:12:49and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes
0:12:49 > 0:12:51or white with black stripes.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Marty,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I'm thinking of a song.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Alex, please. Not now. - It's a wonderful song.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06I think you're familiar with it.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Da, da, da-da-da!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- # Da, da, da-da-da! # - Oh, no, you don't! Not listening.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- # Start spreadin' the news... # - I don't know you!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19# I'm leavin' today
0:13:19 > 0:13:24- # We are a great big part of it... # - He's funny.
0:13:24 > 0:13:30Come on, you know you know the words. Two little words.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- New York. - BOTH:- # New York! #
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Shut up, shut up! I'm sleepin'! We're not all nocturnal, you know!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40I'll knock your "turnal" right off, pal!
0:13:40 > 0:13:45- You and what army, stripes?- You mess with him, you mess with me, Howard!
0:13:45 > 0:13:51See, Mr Grumpy Stripes? We make a great team, the two of us.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- We sure do, no doubt about it! - So what are you gonna do?
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- Run off to the wild by yourself? - Nope.- Good.- You and me. Let's go!
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- What?- The wild. C'mon! You and me, together!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06It's a straight shot down Fifth Avenue to Grand Central.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08We'll grab a train and head north.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- We'll be back by morning. No one'll ever know.- You're joking, right?
0:14:15 > 0:14:20- HE LAUGHS - Yeah, I'm joking. Of course I'm joking. Give me a break!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- How can we get a train?- Oh!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Don't do that. You really had me worried there.- Oh, well.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I'll hit the sack.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Me too. I'll need to rest my voice for tomorrow.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37It's seniors' day. I have to roar extra loud.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Give them a little jolt. You know what I'm talking about?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Good night, Ally Al!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Ah...!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50JUNGLE NOISES
0:14:50 > 0:14:55Oh! They forgot to turn off the ambience again!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Don't worry, that's cool.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00You know, I got it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02TAPE WINDS DOWN
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Ah...
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Much better.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10SIREN BLARES
0:15:26 > 0:15:29CAR ALARM SOUNDS
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Come on now, baby.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34My little filet.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges.
0:15:38 > 0:15:44I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- You are a rare delicacy. - (Alex!) Alex!
0:15:46 > 0:15:52- Alex!- What? What?! - You suck your thumb?- What is it?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55OK. You know how I have that bladder infection
0:15:55 > 0:15:59and have to get up every two hours? I got up to pee
0:15:59 > 0:16:02and I looked over at Marty's pen, which I usually don't do,
0:16:02 > 0:16:07- I don't know why but I did... - What's goin' on?- Marty's gone!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Gone?! ..Ow! Whaddya mean, gone?- How long has he been working on this?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Marty! Marty!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16He wouldn't fit down there.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Marty! Marty! Marty! - This doesn't make any sense.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Where would he go?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Connecticut!- He wouldn't!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Oh, no! What are we gonna do? We gotta... We gotta...
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- We gotta call somebody! - ALEX GASPS
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Hello! Get me Missing Animals!
0:16:36 > 0:16:40We've got a lost zebra, probably on the way to Connecticut....
0:16:40 > 0:16:43LOW GROWLING
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Hello? Hello? - Wait a second.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48We can't call the people.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53They'll be really mad. It'll get Marty transferred for good.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- You don't bite the hand that feeds you.- That's right.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- We'll go after him.- After him? - He's not thinking straight.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01We got stop him from making a big mistake.
0:17:01 > 0:17:07He's probably out there lost and cold, confused.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Poor little guy.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12# MUSIC: "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees
0:17:12 > 0:17:16# Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man
0:17:16 > 0:17:17# No time to talk
0:17:17 > 0:17:22# Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born
0:17:22 > 0:17:26# Now it's all right, it's OK, and you may look the other way... #
0:17:26 > 0:17:34- Ohh!- C'mon!- Maybe one of us should wait here in case he comes back.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Not now! This is an intervention. We all gotta go.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- What's the fastest way to Grand Central?- You should take Lexington.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Melman! - OK. We. We should take Lexington.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- What about Park?- Park goes two ways. You can't time the lights.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Centre.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I knew we should've taken Park!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09You're sure this is the fastest way to Grand Central?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- I dunno! That's what Melman said! - Hey, guys.
0:18:12 > 0:18:18That room has some nifty sinks you can wash up in. Look! Free mints!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20This isn't a field trip.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23It's an urgent mission to save Marty from throwing his life away.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Now, where's the train? - Ah! Here it comes.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Aaarrrgh!- What did Marty say? I asked you to talk to him!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I did! I don't understand.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39He said, "Let's go," and I said, "What, are you crazy?"
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Then he says, "I'm 10 years old..."
0:18:40 > 0:18:42SCREAMING
0:18:48 > 0:18:51What you gotta do is go straight down West 42nd.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- It's on your left after Vanderbilt. - OK.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- Hit the Chrysler building, you've gone too far.- Thanks, Officer.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Hey! Wait for the light.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Freak! - Yeah, yeah, that's right. A zebra.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- Right in front of me. Can I shoot it?- 'Negative.'
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Then I'm gonna need some backup.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19HE WHIMPERS
0:19:23 > 0:19:24HE ROARS
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- The Knicks lost again. - What are you gonna do?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Did that just say Grand Central Station or My Aunt's Constipation?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31This is it!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Grand Central Station!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39It's grand and it's central.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Ow, ow, ow, ow!
0:19:56 > 0:20:01We have an emergency here! This is an emergency situation!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04(SCREAMING) Hey, hey, chill out! It's not that big of an emergency!
0:20:04 > 0:20:11- Hey, hey!- How do you like that? Yaah! - Oof! Lady, what is wrong with you?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Get a grip on yourselves, people! - You're a bad kitty!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Dagnabit! I missed the express!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Looks like I'm gonna have to take the Stamford local.
0:20:23 > 0:20:28- I've got him! I've got him! - He's got him!- He's got him!
0:20:28 > 0:20:29He's goooo....
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Oooh! Whoa!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- I'm OK. I'm OK. - What are you guys doin' here?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- I'm so glad we found you. - We were SO worried about you.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Don't worry, I'm fine. Look at me. I'm fine.
0:20:43 > 0:20:49You're fine? He's fine. Great. You hear that? Marty's fine.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52That's good to know. I was just wondering, how could you do this?!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Aren't we your friends?! - What's the big deal?
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- I was comin' back in the mornin'. - Don't do this again!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- D'you hear him?- We're running out of time.- Oh, you broke their clock?!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06POLICE SIREN Don't do this again. Never do this again!
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Come here!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17We've been ratted out, boys.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20GUNS COCK
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34If you have any poo, fling it now!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37(It's the man.)
0:21:38 > 0:21:43- Good evening, Officers!- No, no, don't talk now. You're not so good
0:21:43 > 0:21:46with putting the words together and their coming out good thing.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Keep it ssh! Hey, how you doin'? You know what? Everything's cool.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55We just had a little internal situation here.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58My friend went a little crazy. Happens to everybody.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01This city gets to us all. Just went cuckoo in the head.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Hey, don't be calling me cuckoo in the head.- Just shush!
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- I will handle this. - Ooh, I got him!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12HIGH-PITCHED: Ohh! Would you give a guy a break? Ohh!
0:22:12 > 0:22:17We're gonna take my little friend home and forget this ever happened.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19No harm, no foul, right? ALL GASP
0:22:19 > 0:22:25Oh, no, no. Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the Lion. From the zoo.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Grrrrrrr...! PEOPLE GASP
0:22:28 > 0:22:33What's the matter with them? Ow!
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Ow.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Wow! Whoo!
0:22:40 > 0:22:44I feel really, really weird.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Hey, oh, I love you guys.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50DISTORTED VOICE: I love you so much.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- # Who can take a sunrise - # Who can take a sunrise
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- # Sprinkle it with dew? - # Sprinkle it with dew?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- # The candyman - # The candyman
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- # Oh, the candyman can - # The candyman can
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- # The candyman... # - GLASS SHATTERS
0:23:11 > 0:23:12HE GROANS
0:23:12 > 0:23:17..an example of what animal-rights whackos have been shouting
0:23:17 > 0:23:20for years. The animals clearly don't belong in captivity.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Now they're to be sent back to their natural habitat
0:23:23 > 0:23:26where they will live their lives in the freedom they so clearly desire.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Hey, little help? - He's awake, he's awake!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32CROWD GASPS
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh, man!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36MUSIC ON FAST-FORWARD
0:23:43 > 0:23:45HE GROANS
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Oh, my head. THUD!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Ohh! Ahh!
0:23:49 > 0:23:51What...?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Wait. Where...? What...?
0:23:54 > 0:23:59I'm in a box! Oh, no, not the box. Oh, no, they can't transfer me.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Not me! Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08Darkness creeping in. Can't breathe. Can't breathe.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Walls closing in around me.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14So alone... So alone...
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Alex. Alex, are you there? - Marty?!- Yeah!
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Talk to me, buddy! - Oh, Marty, you're here.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- What's goin' on? Are you OK? - This doesn't look good.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Alex, Marty, is that you? - Gloria!- You're here too.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- I'm lovin' the sound of your voice! - What's goin' on?
0:24:29 > 0:24:34- We're all in crates!- Oh, no! - Ohh! Sleeping just knocks me out.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Melman!- Melman!- Is that Melman? - Are you OK?- Yeah. I'm fine.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39HE YAWNS
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- You're not getting an MRI. - CAT scan?- No! It's a transfer!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- A zoo transfer! - Zoo transfer?! Oh, no.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr Goldberg...
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Melman, calm down.- There are prescriptions to be filled.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- No other zoo could afford my medical...- Melman!- Calm down.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- I am not going HMO! - Take it easy. It's gonna be OK.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- We are gonna be O-Kizay.- No, Marty, we're not gonna be O-Kizay.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Now, because of you, we're ruined! - Because of me?
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- I fail to see how this is my fault. - You're kiddin', right?
0:25:13 > 0:25:17You, you ticked off the people! You bit the hand!
0:25:17 > 0:25:22- "I don't know who I am. I gotta find myself in the wild!"- Hey!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Please!- I didn't ask you to come after me.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30- He has a point.- What?- I did say we should stay at the zoo, but you...
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Melman, shut it! You suggested this idea in the first place.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- Alex, leave Melman out of this. - Thank you, Gloria.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Besides, Alex, it's not my fault we were transferred.- Melman, shut it.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Does anybody feel nauseous? - I feel nauseous.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47- Melman, you always feel nauseous. - FOGHORN BLARES
0:25:51 > 0:25:56- Progress report.- It's an older code. I can't make it out.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57- You, higher mammal! - Hm?
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- Can you read? - No. Phil can read, though. Phil!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08"Ship...to...Kenya.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11"Wildlife preserve.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- "Africa!" - Africa? That ain't gonna fly.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Rico!
0:26:16 > 0:26:17(GULPS AND COUGHS)
0:26:17 > 0:26:20"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" THEME TUNE
0:26:20 > 0:26:22(WHISTLES)
0:26:25 > 0:26:28THUD! Ohh!
0:26:49 > 0:26:54- RADIO: - # If you feel like giving me... #
0:26:54 > 0:26:56THUD!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- I was the star in the greatest city on Earth!- Guys!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- A king, loved by my people. - Let's be civil.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- And you've ruined everything! - If the people loved you,
0:27:06 > 0:27:08it's only because they didn't know the real you!
0:27:08 > 0:27:13- Don't make me come up there. - I thought I knew the real you!
0:27:13 > 0:27:17By the way, your black and white stripes, they cancel each other out.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Stop it, stop it, stop it!
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Status?
0:27:23 > 0:27:27It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the codes.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Don't give me excuses, give me results. Navigation?
0:27:34 > 0:27:38- All right, let me think. - (MUTTERS)- And shut him up!
0:27:41 > 0:27:46- I did it!- Let's get this tin can turned around.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48WARNING BUZZER
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- Ow!- Ohh!
0:27:57 > 0:27:59- (GASPS)- Oh!
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Ohh!
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Whoa! CRATE CREAKS
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Guys?
0:28:11 > 0:28:13FOGHORN BLARES
0:28:13 > 0:28:17Gloria! Melman! Marty!
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Alex!
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- Marty! (DISTANT)- Alex!
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Marty!
0:28:24 > 0:28:27No, wait! Come back, Marty!
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Don't go.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46THUD! Ow!
0:28:46 > 0:28:48(GROANS)
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Argh!
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Mmmm!
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Ahh!
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Yuck!
0:29:06 > 0:29:08ANIMAL NOISES Argh!
0:29:09 > 0:29:12Ohh. Ohh.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Marty?
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Melman?
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Gloria?
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Marty! Melman!
0:29:26 > 0:29:27Gloria!
0:29:29 > 0:29:32Marty! Argh! Ooh!
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Melman! Gloria!
0:29:34 > 0:29:38Ahh! Ahh! Hey, anyone?! Hello!
0:29:42 > 0:29:46Marty, Melman, Gloria.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Gloria, Melman, Marty.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Marty, Gelman, Gloria. Marty, Melman, Marty.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Marty, Gelman, Regus, Kelly.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54- Hey!- Mac, Katie, Al.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Whoa. Hey! Help!
0:29:56 > 0:30:02Whoa! Get me outta this thing, somebody. Hello!
0:30:02 > 0:30:07Let me outta this thing right now! Hello! Somebody!
0:30:07 > 0:30:10- Melman! - Alex? Is that you?
0:30:10 > 0:30:13- Melman, I got ya!- Whoa, whoa! - Hang on, hang on. I got you.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20- Melman!- Ow.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24- I got ya, buddy. - Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow! Ow, ow!
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
0:30:27 > 0:30:29- Wait a second.- Ow. - Wait right there.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Alex, what are you doing? - Gettin' you outta the box.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36- Relax.- Alex?
0:30:36 > 0:30:39- (GASPS) - Giraffe, corner pocket!
0:30:39 > 0:30:42- Wait! - Here goes nothing!- Come on!
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
0:30:44 > 0:30:48- Wait! No! No, come on, come on. - Here I come!
0:30:48 > 0:30:52Look, look, look! It's Gloria. It's Gloria!
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Oh, hey, it IS Gloria.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Gloria!
0:31:01 > 0:31:04- Whoaaaaaa!- Aaaaarrrgh!
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Gloria!
0:31:09 > 0:31:10Ohh!
0:31:12 > 0:31:14All righty, boys, fun's over.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16- Gloria!- Alex!
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Whoa!
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- Marty!- Marty!
0:31:22 > 0:31:26- "HAWAII FIVE-O" THEME TUNE - Oh, that's right!
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Whoo-ooh!
0:31:31 > 0:31:35Whoa! I don't really have anything on me right now.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- I'll have to get you later. - ALL CHATTER
0:31:38 > 0:31:40- (MIMICS DOLPHINS)- ..to you, too!
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Marty! Marty!
0:31:44 > 0:31:48"CHARIOTS OF FIRE" THEME TUNE
0:31:48 > 0:31:49Alex!
0:31:52 > 0:31:55- (DISTORTED) Marty! - Alex!
0:31:55 > 0:31:57(SLOW MOTION) Marty!
0:31:57 > 0:31:58Alex!
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Marty!
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Alex.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Marrrrty!
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Oh...sugar honey iced tea!
0:32:08 > 0:32:11- Marty!- Hold up! Whoa! - I'm gonna kill you!
0:32:11 > 0:32:13- Come here!- Whoa!
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Calm down, calm down.
0:32:17 > 0:32:22Oh, look at us. We're all here together, safe and sound.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Ah, here we are.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Where exactly is here?
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- San Diego.- San Diego?
0:32:43 > 0:32:47White sandy beaches, cleverly simulated natural environment,
0:32:47 > 0:32:48wide open enclosures.
0:32:48 > 0:32:52I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo,
0:32:52 > 0:32:54complete with fake rocks.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Wow! That looks real.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00San Diego?! What could be worse than San Diego?
0:33:00 > 0:33:04I don't know. This place is crack-a-lackin'!
0:33:04 > 0:33:07I could hang here. I could hang here.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10- I'm gonna kill you! - Take it easy. Calm down.
0:33:10 > 0:33:14- I could bury you, dig you up, clone you and kill your clones!- Time out!
0:33:14 > 0:33:17- Then I'm never talkin' to you again! - Stop it! Look,
0:33:17 > 0:33:18we're just gonna find the people,
0:33:18 > 0:33:22get checked in and have this mess straightened out.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Oh, great. This is just great. San Diego!
0:33:27 > 0:33:31Now I'll have to compete with Shamoo and his smug little grin.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34I can't top that. Can't top it! I'm ruined! I'm done!
0:33:34 > 0:33:37I'm out of the business. It's your fault, Marty!
0:33:37 > 0:33:38- You've ruined me. - C'mon, Alex.
0:33:38 > 0:33:44Do you honestly think I intended all of this to happen?
0:33:44 > 0:33:48- You want me to say I'm sorry? Is that what you want? OK, I'm...- Ssh!
0:33:48 > 0:33:52- He just shushed me. - You've gotta be just a bit more...
0:33:52 > 0:33:55- Ssh!- ..understanding. Don't you shush me!- D'you hear that?
0:33:55 > 0:33:59Don't you hear that? DISCO BEAT NEARBY
0:34:00 > 0:34:03- I hear it now! - Where there's music, there's people.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07- We go right to the head honcho!- A sidewalk would be nice!- What a dump!
0:34:07 > 0:34:09They should call it the Sandy Lame-o Zoo.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13First they tell you, "We got this great open-plan thing,
0:34:13 > 0:34:16"let the animals run wild." Next thing, it's flowers in your hair
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- and everybody's huggin' everybody. - It kinda grows on ya.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22- This way, guys. Come on. - Ow! Ow!
0:34:22 > 0:34:24THUD! Ow! Argh!
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Ooh! Ooh!
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Ooh!
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Oh, no! Argh!
0:34:47 > 0:34:50OK, let's make a good impression on the people.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- Is that the best you can do? - I'm not smiling. It's gas.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59OK, well, great. Let's make gas look good.
0:35:05 > 0:35:09- Wow! - It's not people. It's animals!
0:35:09 > 0:35:13- California animals! Dude! - This is like a puppy party.
0:35:13 > 0:35:17# I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it!
0:35:17 > 0:35:19- You like to... - (ALL) Move it!
0:35:19 > 0:35:24# I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it!
0:35:24 > 0:35:26- # You like to... - # (ALL) Move it!
0:35:26 > 0:35:29# I like to move it, move it! You like to move it, move it!
0:35:29 > 0:35:32- # She like to move it, move it! He like to...- Move it!
0:35:32 > 0:35:35# All girls all over the world
0:35:35 > 0:35:38# Original King Julian pon ya case, man!
0:35:38 > 0:35:42# I love how all the girls love to move their body
0:35:42 > 0:35:47# And when ya move ya body, move it nice and sweet and sassy, all right!
0:35:47 > 0:35:52- What kind of zoo is this?- I just saw 26 blatant health-code violations.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56- I'm lovin' San Diego. This place is off the scale.- 27.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59# Woman, physically fit, physically fit
0:35:59 > 0:36:01# Physically, physically, physically fit!
0:36:01 > 0:36:03# Woman! Physically fit... #
0:36:03 > 0:36:08- We shoulda brought chips and dip. - Wait. Where's Alex?
0:36:08 > 0:36:10What happened to him? He was right behind us.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13He's missin' one heck of a party.
0:36:13 > 0:36:18The foosa! The foosa are attacking! The foosa!
0:36:18 > 0:36:19ALL SCREAM
0:36:26 > 0:36:29So hungry.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Urgh! I hate spider webs.
0:36:33 > 0:36:38Thanks a lot, guys. Thanks for waitin' up. Really appreciate it.
0:36:40 > 0:36:45Hi. We just got in from New York. We're looking for a supervisor.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47We're been sitting on that beach back there for hours
0:36:47 > 0:36:49and nobody's bothered to show up.
0:36:49 > 0:36:53I don't know how things are normally run.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Obviously there's been some major screw-up. Which is cool.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59If you could point us towards the administrative offices, we'll just...
0:36:59 > 0:37:03- Well, howdy do. - Whaaaaaaar!
0:37:03 > 0:37:05(ALL GASP/DEEP ROAR)
0:37:07 > 0:37:15- Spider! Spider on my back!- Did you see that? He scared the foosa away.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18Yaaaaaaaa! Get him!
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Get it, get it, get it!
0:37:23 > 0:37:24Get it! Stop it! Where'd it go?
0:37:24 > 0:37:28- Ouch! - King Julian, what are they?
0:37:28 > 0:37:31- What are they?! - They are aliens.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35Savage aliens from the savage future!
0:37:35 > 0:37:37They've come to kill us... and take our women.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40- And our precious metals! - (ALL GASP/SOBS)
0:37:40 > 0:37:45Get up. Do not be near the king's feet, OK? Ssh! Ssh!
0:37:45 > 0:37:47We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone, including me.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51Ssh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Come on, Gloria. - Stop it! Enough!
0:37:54 > 0:37:58- I think she got it. - Is it still on me? I hate spiders.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01It's OK. It's gone.
0:38:01 > 0:38:07- They're savages. Don't let me die. - The feet! I told you!
0:38:08 > 0:38:12- Didn't I tell him about the feet? - He did tell you about the feet.
0:38:14 > 0:38:20- Wait. I have a plan.- Really? - I've devised a cunning test
0:38:20 > 0:38:24to see whether these are savage gorillas.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26- THUD! - No! Ooh!
0:38:28 > 0:38:31- Hi, there. - You let me handle it.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35Alex handles it, Marty does nothing.
0:38:35 > 0:38:39(WHIMPERS)
0:38:39 > 0:38:40Hi, there!
0:38:40 > 0:38:43(SOBS)
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Oh, jeez. Oh, sorry.
0:38:45 > 0:38:50Ssh, ssh, ssh. No, no, stop. Ssh. It's OK.
0:38:50 > 0:38:56- I'm just a silly... Just a silly lion.- (LOUD SOBS)- Oh, jeez!
0:38:56 > 0:39:03- Oh.- Oh, you poor little baby. Did that big mean lion scare you?- Mm-hm.
0:39:03 > 0:39:10He did? He's a big, bad old puddy cat, isn't he? C'mon, mama hold you.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12They are so cute - from a reasonable distance.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16The sweetest little thing. I just wanna dunk him in my coffee.
0:39:16 > 0:39:21- They're just a bunch of pansies. - Oh, no.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo
0:39:24 > 0:39:27- that I find suspicious. - Nonsense, Maurice.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30Come on, everybody, let's go and meet the pansies!
0:39:30 > 0:39:32WILD CHEERING
0:39:36 > 0:39:38HORN BLOWS
0:39:41 > 0:39:46Presenting Your Royal Highness, our illustrious King Julian XIII,
0:39:46 > 0:39:49self-proclaimed Lord of the Lemurs, etc, etc. Hurray, everybody.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52WILD CHEERING
0:39:56 > 0:39:58- Mwah!- He's got style.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs?
0:40:08 > 0:40:10I think it's a squirrel.
0:40:10 > 0:40:16Welcome, giant pansies! Please feel free to bask in my glow!
0:40:16 > 0:40:18- Definitely a squirrel. - Yep, squirrel.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20We thank you, with enormous gratitude,
0:40:20 > 0:40:23- for chasing away the foosa. - The who-sa?
0:40:23 > 0:40:26They're annoying us by trespassing,
0:40:26 > 0:40:29interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Sounds good. Look, we're just trying to find out where the people are.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36- My, what big teeth you have. - Shame on you, Maurice.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Can you not see you've insulted the freak?
0:40:39 > 0:40:44- You must tell me. Who the heck are you?- I'm Alex, THE Alex,
0:40:44 > 0:40:49- and this is Gloria, Marty and Melman. - Just where are you giants from?
0:40:49 > 0:40:51We're from New York, and we...
0:40:51 > 0:40:56- All hail the New York Giants! - (ALL) New York Giants!
0:40:56 > 0:41:01WILD CHEERING Is this some sort of in-breeding programme?
0:41:01 > 0:41:04I say we've just gotta ask these bozos where the people are.
0:41:04 > 0:41:08- Excuse me. We bozos have the people, of course.- (GASPS)
0:41:08 > 0:41:13- Hey, the bozos have the people. - Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!
0:41:13 > 0:41:15They're up there.
0:41:18 > 0:41:24- Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.- Oh, wow.
0:41:24 > 0:41:29- So, do you have any live people? - Er, no. Er, only dead ones.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31If we had a lot of live people here,
0:41:31 > 0:41:37- it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?- The wild?!
0:41:37 > 0:41:43Whoa! Hold up there a second. You mean, like, the live in a mud hut,
0:41:43 > 0:41:47- wipe yourself with a leaf-type wild? - Who wipes?! (LAUGHS)
0:41:47 > 0:41:50- Oy vey! - Oy vey!- Oy vey, everybody!
0:41:50 > 0:41:52(ALL) Oy vey!
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Would you excuse me for a moment?
0:41:54 > 0:41:57(SOBS)
0:41:59 > 0:42:04- Get me outta here! We gotta get outta here!- Alex!- Help!
0:42:04 > 0:42:07- What are you doing?! - I'm swimming back to New York.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11- I know my chances are slim, but I have to try.- You can't swim!
0:42:11 > 0:42:13- I said my chances are slim! - Argh! Nature!
0:42:13 > 0:42:18It's all over me! Get it off! I can't see! I can't see!
0:42:18 > 0:42:22I can see! Argh!
0:42:22 > 0:42:25OK, look. There's been a little mistake.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28I'm sure the people didn't dump us here on purpose. As soon as they
0:42:28 > 0:42:31realise what happened, they'll come looking for us, right?
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Yeah, right.
0:42:33 > 0:42:37- I... (CHOKES) - (SINGS)
0:42:37 > 0:42:41- You know something? I bet they're already on their way.- (GASPS)
0:42:47 > 0:42:51Well, boys, it's gonna be ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" THEME TUNE
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Rico.
0:42:57 > 0:43:02"Well, since I'm doomed to die on this forsaken island,
0:43:02 > 0:43:04"I, Melman Menkowiz,
0:43:04 > 0:43:07"being of sound mind and unsound body,
0:43:07 > 0:43:12"have divided my estate equally among the three of us."
0:43:12 > 0:43:15- Ohh! Sorry, Alex. - Hey!
0:43:15 > 0:43:18A latrine! Nice work, Melman. Outdoor plumbin'.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22No, it's not a latrine. It's a grave!
0:43:22 > 0:43:25- You sent Melman to his grave! Are you happy?- Aw, come on.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29This isn't the end. This is a whole new beginning.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33- This could be the best thing that's ever happened to us.- No, no, no.
0:43:33 > 0:43:37No, no. It's not the best thing that's ever happened to us.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41You abused the power of the birthday wish and brought bad luck.
0:43:41 > 0:43:45- Why'd you tell us your wish? You're not supposed to do that.- Wait.
0:43:45 > 0:43:50- I didn't wanna tell you, remember? You made me tell you.- OK.
0:43:50 > 0:43:54Besides, this isn't bad luck. This is good luck. Look around.
0:43:54 > 0:43:59There's no fences, no schedules. This place is beautiful.
0:43:59 > 0:44:04OK, OK, I've had enough! This is your side of the island,
0:44:04 > 0:44:08this is our side of the island. That is the bad side, where you can
0:44:08 > 0:44:13prance around like a magical pixie horse and do whatever you wanna do.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15This is the good side, for those who love New York
0:44:15 > 0:44:18- and care about going home. - C'mon.- No, no. Back!
0:44:18 > 0:44:25- You know what? This isn't good.- OK, you have your side, I'll have mine.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29If you need me, I'll be over here, on the fun side,
0:44:29 > 0:44:34- havin' a good old time. - This is the fun side! The fun side,
0:44:34 > 0:44:37where we're gonna have a great time surviving until we go home!
0:44:37 > 0:44:40I love this side. It's the best. That side stinks!
0:44:40 > 0:44:44You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47- Now what do we do? - I have a plan to get us rescued.
0:44:49 > 0:44:53I can't wait to see the look on Marty's face when he sees this.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59Ooh, just look at him. He's helpless without us.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10Shut up, Spalding.
0:45:15 > 0:45:19I've been standing here for hours, man.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21How long do I have to pose like this?
0:45:21 > 0:45:24She is... mwah! ..finito.
0:45:25 > 0:45:31I defy any rescue boat within a million miles to miss this baby!
0:45:31 > 0:45:35When the moment is right, we'll ignite the beacon of liberty
0:45:35 > 0:45:39and be rescued from this awful nightmare.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41Whaddya think? Pretty cool, huh?
0:45:41 > 0:45:45- How's the liberty fire goin', Melman?!- Great. (Idiot.)
0:45:45 > 0:45:49- I heard that.- Why can't we just borrow some of Marty's fire?
0:45:49 > 0:45:53That's wild fire. We're not using wild fire on Lady Liberty.
0:45:53 > 0:45:57- Now rub, Melman. - I've been doing... I can't!
0:45:57 > 0:46:02I can't do it. I just... I can't do it!
0:46:03 > 0:46:05(GASPS) Fire!
0:46:07 > 0:46:09Fire! Fire!
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:46:12 > 0:46:15Oh, my... Fire! Aargh!
0:46:15 > 0:46:17- No, no! No!- Fire!
0:46:18 > 0:46:21No, no!
0:46:21 > 0:46:26Jump! Alex, jump! Don't worry. Cats always land on their...
0:46:26 > 0:46:29face?! What kinda cat are you?
0:46:37 > 0:46:39You maniac!
0:46:39 > 0:46:41You burnt it up.
0:46:41 > 0:46:45Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
0:46:46 > 0:46:49Can we go to the fun side now?
0:46:50 > 0:46:53Everybody, calm down. Come on.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55Everybody, please, calm down.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01You over here and you over there.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Everyone, ssh. Calm down, people, OK?
0:47:04 > 0:47:08Now, presenting Your Royal Highness, the illustrious blah, blah, blah,
0:47:08 > 0:47:11etc, etc, hooray, let's go.
0:47:11 > 0:47:15Now, everybody, we all have great curiosity about our guests,
0:47:15 > 0:47:20- the New York Giants. Yes, Willie? - I like them.
0:47:20 > 0:47:24- I liked them first. Before I even met them I liked them.- Yes, yes.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27You hate them compared to how much I like them.
0:47:27 > 0:47:28Shut up! You're so annoying!
0:47:28 > 0:47:32Now, for as long as we can remember,
0:47:32 > 0:47:37we have been attacked and eaten by the dreaded foosa.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40The foosa! The foosa are attacking!
0:47:40 > 0:47:41Aaargh! Aaargh!
0:47:43 > 0:47:50- It's a cook book. It's a cook book! - Maurice? Maurice?- Ssh! Quiet!
0:47:50 > 0:47:54C'mon, y'all. They're not attacking us this very instant.
0:47:54 > 0:47:55ALL SIGH
0:47:55 > 0:47:58So, my genius plan is this.
0:47:58 > 0:48:04We will make the New York Giants our friends and keep them close.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07Then, with Mr Alex protecting us,
0:48:07 > 0:48:13we will be safe and never have to worry about the dreaded foosa
0:48:13 > 0:48:16- ever again! - WILD CHEERING
0:48:16 > 0:48:20I thought of that. I thought of that, yes!
0:48:20 > 0:48:24Hold on, everybody. Hold on. I'm just thinkin' now.
0:48:24 > 0:48:29I mean, does anyone wonder why the foosa was so scared of Mr Alex?
0:48:29 > 0:48:31I mean, maybe we should be scared too.
0:48:31 > 0:48:36- What if Mr Alex is even worse than the foosa? - ALL GASP
0:48:36 > 0:48:39I'm telling ya. That dude just gives me the heebie jeebies.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42Maurice, you did not raise your hand,
0:48:42 > 0:48:45therefore your heinous comment will be stricken from the record.
0:48:47 > 0:48:52Does anyone else have the heebie jeebies? No? Good! So shut up!
0:48:52 > 0:48:55When the New York giants wake up,
0:48:55 > 0:49:00we will make sure that they wake up in paradise.
0:49:00 > 0:49:04- (LAUGHS) Now, who'd like a cookie? - ALL CHEER
0:49:27 > 0:49:33You know, Melman and Gloria over there are having a good time.
0:49:33 > 0:49:37- There's room on the fun side for one more.- No, thanks.
0:49:37 > 0:49:41Look, I've been thinking. Maybe if you gave this place a chance,
0:49:41 > 0:49:44I don't know, you might even enjoy yourself.
0:49:44 > 0:49:49Marty, I'm tired, I'm hungry. I just wanna go home.
0:49:50 > 0:49:54Could you just give it a chance? Think about it.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57It really isn't the fun side without you.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10LAUGHTER
0:50:16 > 0:50:19- (Ssh, ssh, it's him.) - Who is it?
0:50:19 > 0:50:23- It's the pizza man. Who the heck d'you think it is?- Yes?
0:50:23 > 0:50:27- Can I help you? - Can I come to the fun side?
0:50:29 > 0:50:34- I beg your pardon? - I've been kind of a jerk, Marty.
0:50:35 > 0:50:40But I've been thinking about what you said, and I'm sorry.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44BOLTS CLUNK, CHAINS RATTLE
0:50:46 > 0:50:52Welcome to Casa Del Wild! Take a load off! Hey, hey, wipe your feet.
0:50:58 > 0:51:01- Alex.- Mi casa is su casa.
0:51:08 > 0:51:13- Very impressive.- Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.
0:51:14 > 0:51:15This is sea water.
0:51:15 > 0:51:21Oh, don't swallow it. It's just temporary until the plumbing's done.
0:51:21 > 0:51:26Hey, y'all look hungry! How would you like some of nature's goodness?
0:51:26 > 0:51:30- You have food? - The fun side special comin' up.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35- Seaweed on a stick!- Seaweed?
0:51:35 > 0:51:39On a stick! Don't love it till you try it.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48(MUMBLES) It's unbelievable.
0:51:48 > 0:51:51- It's so good.- Well, thanks.
0:51:51 > 0:51:55- It does kinda hit the spot, doesn't it?- (COUGHS)
0:51:55 > 0:51:59- Well, maybe it could use a little lemon.- Euw!
0:52:01 > 0:52:06It's great. It's really great. Doesn't get any better than this.
0:52:06 > 0:52:09Oh, but it does! Check this out.
0:52:14 > 0:52:18Wow! Would you look at that!
0:52:18 > 0:52:23It's like... billions and billions of helicopters.
0:52:23 > 0:52:28- A shooting star. Make a wish, quick. - Ooh, how about a thick, juicy steak?
0:52:28 > 0:52:32You know what, Alex? I promise you I'm gonna find you a steak tomorrow
0:52:32 > 0:52:39- if it kills me.- Ooh, it is getting late. I guess I'm gonna... (SNORES)
0:52:39 > 0:52:43I think I'm gonna hit the sack too. Sweet dreams, everyone.
0:53:12 > 0:53:14(ECHOES) Alex!
0:53:23 > 0:53:25What are you doing?
0:53:25 > 0:53:3127, 28, 29, 30. Mm, 30. 30 black and only 29 white.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33Looks like you're black with white stripes after all.
0:53:33 > 0:53:36Dilemma solved. Goodnight.
0:53:36 > 0:53:37(SNORES)
0:53:44 > 0:53:48You see, Maurice. Mr Alex was grooming his friend.
0:53:48 > 0:53:52He's clearly a tender, loving... thing.
0:53:52 > 0:53:56How can you have the heebie jeebies for Mr Alex? Look at him.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58He's so cute - and plushy.
0:53:58 > 0:54:01I don't think he was groomin' him, Julian.
0:54:01 > 0:54:05- Looked more like he was tastin' him to me.- Suit yourself. No matter.
0:54:05 > 0:54:10I don't care. Soon we will put my excellent plan into action.
0:54:10 > 0:54:16All we have to do is wait until they are deep in their sleep.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24How long is this going to take?!
0:54:30 > 0:54:32WIND HOWLS
0:54:49 > 0:54:51Well, this sucks!
0:54:51 > 0:54:56Wake up, Mr Alex.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58Wake up, Mr Alex!
0:54:58 > 0:55:01Rise and shining.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04Waking, waking, Mr Alex!
0:55:04 > 0:55:06- Wake up, Alex! - (GRUNTS)
0:55:06 > 0:55:09- You suck your thumb? - Argh!
0:55:09 > 0:55:11(ALL) Argh!
0:55:11 > 0:55:15Where are we? What the heck is going on? What is this?
0:55:15 > 0:55:18Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be alarmed, giant freaks.
0:55:18 > 0:55:23While you were asleep we simply took you to a little corner of heaven.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26Welcome to Madagascar.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28- Madahoo-ha?- What?
0:55:28 > 0:55:30No, not hoo-ha. Ascar.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33"BORN FREE" THEME TUNE PLAYS
0:55:37 > 0:55:43- Marty, it's...- It's just like my mural back at the zoo.
0:55:43 > 0:55:46Oh, no, fella, that's the real deal right there.
0:55:46 > 0:55:49Look at that. That's not a bad view.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53That's the thing you were always looking at, but it's there.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57- That's like the real version... - How about what's around the block?
0:55:57 > 0:56:00Let's get our blood pumpin', our lungs breathin' fresh air.
0:56:00 > 0:56:04- Who's with me?- Nah, I really don't think... You're it!- Hey!
0:56:04 > 0:56:06Wanna play around? Whoa! Hey! Got ya there!
0:56:08 > 0:56:11- You're it! - Hey, stop that!
0:56:12 > 0:56:16OK, Marty, I'm it. I'm it. You win.
0:56:16 > 0:56:22- C'mon, get in the groove. - I haven't eaten in two days.
0:56:22 > 0:56:26My blood sugar's real low. I just don't have the energy.
0:56:26 > 0:56:27I don't think that's your problem.
0:56:27 > 0:56:33First of all, that's not how you run in the wild. Let's go!
0:56:33 > 0:56:36Put the rubber to the road. Let out that inner lion.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39- Now, who's the cat? - I really don't...- You are,
0:56:39 > 0:56:43that's who! C'mon! Here we go! Let's build up some stamina.
0:56:43 > 0:56:50- Who's the cat?- You the cat! - Who's the cat?- You the cat. Whoo-oo!
0:56:50 > 0:56:53Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
0:56:53 > 0:56:55Who's the cat? Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
0:56:55 > 0:56:57I'm the cat!
0:57:02 > 0:57:04Surprise! BRAKES SQUEAL
0:57:10 > 0:57:15Whoo! You're it! You're it. Can't shoot the cat. The cat's too quick!
0:57:15 > 0:57:20Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye
0:57:20 > 0:57:25on the five from the deli in the sky! (SMALL ROAR) Let's go wild!
0:57:25 > 0:57:29- Now you're talkin'! - TARZAN-LIKE NOISES
0:57:32 > 0:57:37Whoo, man, I feel, ha-ha, different!
0:57:41 > 0:57:46- Marty! Like he said, it's... - Crack-a-lackin'!
0:57:46 > 0:57:49- Ain't that right, Melman? - Oh, yeah. Ah, yeah.
0:57:51 > 0:57:54- I'm in heaven!- Whoo!
0:57:54 > 0:57:59You see, Alex is our friend and the foosas are nowhere to be seen.
0:57:59 > 0:58:05It could be said my plan is working in a very good working kinda way.
0:58:05 > 0:58:08- Alex, you gotta try some of... - Pfaa!
0:58:09 > 0:58:12I feel good. I feel like a king again.
0:58:12 > 0:58:16- King? - Yeah. You should see his act.
0:58:16 > 0:58:19Come on, why don't you show him some of your act?
0:58:19 > 0:58:22No, I don't think I could... OK.
0:58:22 > 0:58:26Ladies and gentlemen, primates of all ages,
0:58:26 > 0:58:28the wild proudly presents
0:58:28 > 0:58:30the king,
0:58:30 > 0:58:32Alex the Lion!
0:58:33 > 0:58:35- E flat, fellas. - BAND STARTS UP
0:58:43 > 0:58:46The king is in the house!
0:58:46 > 0:58:48If he's the king, where's his crown?
0:58:48 > 0:58:53I've got a crown. I've got a very nice one, and it's here on my head.
0:58:53 > 0:58:54Have I got it on?
0:58:54 > 0:58:57WILD CHEERING
0:59:01 > 0:59:05- Do the roar, man. Do the roar. - (PROLONGED ROAR)
0:59:05 > 0:59:07ALL GASP
0:59:07 > 0:59:11Wow! I've never heard that one before.
0:59:11 > 0:59:14- Yeah, go wild, man. Come on! - Yeah.
0:59:14 > 0:59:15Break out the wave.
0:59:30 > 0:59:33Aaaarrrgh!
0:59:41 > 0:59:45Excuse me! You're biting my butt!
0:59:47 > 0:59:50- No, I'm not.- Yes, you are.
0:59:50 > 0:59:52Oh!
0:59:52 > 0:59:56- What did you do?- He bit me on the butt.- I didn't! Did I?
0:59:56 > 1:00:01- You did.- You bit me on the butt. What's wrong with you?- I, er...
1:00:01 > 1:00:06- Why'd you bite me?- Man, it's because you are his dinner.- What?- Excuse me?
1:00:06 > 1:00:08- That's dumb.- Come, come.
1:00:08 > 1:00:12What is a simple bite on the buttocks amongst friends?
1:00:12 > 1:00:15- Here, give me a nibble. - The party is over, Julian.
1:00:15 > 1:00:19- Your brilliant plan has failed. - What are you talkin' about?
1:00:19 > 1:00:24Your friend is what we call a deluxe model hunting and eating machine,
1:00:24 > 1:00:28- and he eats steak, which is you. - Get outta here.
1:00:28 > 1:00:35Okey-dokey, Maurice, I admit it. The plan failed. All is lost!
1:00:35 > 1:00:37We're all doomed.
1:00:37 > 1:00:40The foosas will come back and gobble us with their mouths
1:00:40 > 1:00:43because we are all steak.
1:00:43 > 1:00:45I'm steak. Me, me, me!
1:00:45 > 1:00:50Mr Alex cannot stay here. He belongs with his own kind
1:00:50 > 1:00:52on the foosa side of the island.
1:00:52 > 1:00:57By the power vested in me by the law of the jungle, blah, blah, blah,
1:00:57 > 1:01:02- be gone!- What? C'mon. Do I look like a steak to you?- Yeah!
1:01:02 > 1:01:07- See, I told you I don't look like... Wait. What you say?- Ohh, yeah!
1:01:07 > 1:01:11(ROARS, ALL GASP) He's going savage.
1:01:11 > 1:01:13- Run for your lives! - ALL GASP
1:01:13 > 1:01:17- Marty, run!- Yo!
1:01:32 > 1:01:36- A bull's-eye. Excellent shot, Maurice.- Thank you.
1:01:41 > 1:01:43Marty?
1:01:45 > 1:01:47I'm so sorry, Marty.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54What is wrong with me?!
1:01:54 > 1:01:57Ow!
1:01:57 > 1:02:03Oh, no. What have I done? It's true. I'm a monster.
1:02:03 > 1:02:05I gotta get outta here.
1:02:10 > 1:02:13# I see trees of green
1:02:14 > 1:02:16# Red roses too
1:02:17 > 1:02:23# I see them bloom for me and you
1:02:23 > 1:02:26# And I think to myself
1:02:27 > 1:02:30# What a wonderful world
1:02:35 > 1:02:39# I see skies of blue
1:02:39 > 1:02:42# And clouds of white
1:02:43 > 1:02:46# The bright blessed day
1:02:46 > 1:02:49# The dark sacred night
1:02:49 > 1:02:51# And I think to myself
1:02:53 > 1:02:56# What a wonderful world
1:03:01 > 1:03:05# The colours of the rainbow
1:03:05 > 1:03:08# So pretty in the sky
1:03:08 > 1:03:14# Are also on the faces of people going by
1:03:14 > 1:03:17# I see friends shakin' hands
1:03:17 > 1:03:20# Sayin' "How do you do?"
1:03:20 > 1:03:27# They're really saying "I love you"
1:03:27 > 1:03:29# I hear babies cryin'
1:03:31 > 1:03:34# I watch them grow
1:03:34 > 1:03:40# They'll learn much more than I'll ever know
1:03:40 > 1:03:43# And I think to myself
1:03:44 > 1:03:47# What a wonderful world
1:03:51 > 1:03:56# Yes, I think to myself
1:03:58 > 1:04:03# What a wonderful world
1:04:07 > 1:04:11# Oh, yeah! #
1:04:11 > 1:04:16What have I done? This is a nightmare, and it's all my fault.
1:04:16 > 1:04:21- Now, because of me, we've lost Alex. - W-What are we gonna do?
1:04:21 > 1:04:24- We're gonna find a way to help him. - Oh.
1:04:24 > 1:04:27- C'mon, we are New Yorkers, right? - Yeah.
1:04:27 > 1:04:31- We're tough, we're gritty...- Yeah. - We're adaptable.- Yeah!
1:04:31 > 1:04:36- And we are not gonna lay down like a bunch of Melmans!- No, we're not!
1:04:36 > 1:04:41- FOGHORN - Oh, Gloria!- That wasn't me. OK? That was the boat.
1:04:41 > 1:04:47- The boat!- The boat's come back for us! We've gotta flag it down!
1:04:47 > 1:04:48FOGHORN
1:04:48 > 1:04:51- There it is! - Over here!- Over here!
1:04:51 > 1:04:55- Hey! - Lift me up, lift me up!
1:04:55 > 1:05:01- BONES CRUNCH - Oh, my neck! My neck! Guys, over here!
1:05:01 > 1:05:05- Over here!- You have no idea how much this hurts!- Hey, boat!
1:05:05 > 1:05:07- We're over here!- Argh!
1:05:07 > 1:05:10Look! It's turning! It's coming back.
1:05:10 > 1:05:15- It's coming back! - Come on! Come on, baby! Whoo!
1:05:16 > 1:05:21- You guys flag down that boat, I'll get Alex.- Whoa! Hold on, man.
1:05:21 > 1:05:26- You cannot go back there by yourself.- C'mon. I know Alex.
1:05:26 > 1:05:29When he hears we're rescued, he'll snap out of it.
1:05:29 > 1:05:32- The people are coming. They can help us.- Melman's right.
1:05:32 > 1:05:36The people will know what to do. C'mon. We gotta flag down that boat.
1:05:45 > 1:05:47FOGHORN
1:05:51 > 1:05:54"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" THEME TUNE
1:05:54 > 1:05:57Now this is more like it!
1:05:57 > 1:06:00You! Where are the people?!
1:06:00 > 1:06:02We killed them and ate their livers.
1:06:04 > 1:06:05Gotcha, didn't I?
1:06:05 > 1:06:08Just kidding, doll, the people are fine.
1:06:08 > 1:06:13They're on a slow lifeboat to China. Hey, I know you two.
1:06:13 > 1:06:18Where's that psychotic lion and our monochromatic friend?
1:06:18 > 1:06:22Marty? He's right... Huh? Where'd he go? He was right behind us.
1:06:22 > 1:06:25Ohh! He went back for Alex. He's gonna get himself killed!
1:06:25 > 1:06:28Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger.
1:06:28 > 1:06:33We have a job to do. Captain's log. Embarking into hostile environment.
1:06:33 > 1:06:36Kowalski, we'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives.
1:06:36 > 1:06:39Rico, we'll need special tactical equipment.
1:06:39 > 1:06:43We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.
1:06:48 > 1:06:53Ooh! Alex? Come out, Alex.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55The boat's here. We can go home!
1:06:55 > 1:06:57THUNDERCLAP
1:07:09 > 1:07:12(ALL CHANT) Alex! Alex!
1:07:18 > 1:07:20Alex!
1:07:20 > 1:07:22Alex.
1:07:24 > 1:07:27- Marty?- Snap out of it, Alex.
1:07:27 > 1:07:29The boat came back. We can get outta here.
1:07:29 > 1:07:31We can go back to civilisation,
1:07:31 > 1:07:37- and everything will be just like it used to be.- Stay back. Please.
1:07:37 > 1:07:42- I'm a monster. - Alex, you're no monster.
1:07:42 > 1:07:47- You're my friend. We're a team, you and me, remember?- (ROARS)
1:07:53 > 1:07:55I don't wanna hurt you.
1:08:00 > 1:08:02I...
1:08:26 > 1:08:29Alex, I ain't leavin' without you.
1:08:45 > 1:08:48Alex, I'm thinking of a song.
1:08:48 > 1:08:52It's a wonderful song. I'm sure you're familiar with it.
1:08:53 > 1:08:57# Start spreading the news
1:08:59 > 1:09:02# I'm leavin' today
1:09:02 > 1:09:07# We are a great big part of it... #
1:09:09 > 1:09:13Come on, you know the words. Two little words!
1:09:13 > 1:09:16Please don't make me sing this by myself.
1:09:16 > 1:09:19You really don't wanna hear me sing this by myself.
1:09:21 > 1:09:25Er, Alex? Come on here for a minute.
1:09:25 > 1:09:29Hey, Alex, a l-l-little help.
1:09:29 > 1:09:32Help me!
1:09:32 > 1:09:34- (ECHOES)- Alex!
1:09:38 > 1:09:40Help me! Anybody, help me!
1:09:40 > 1:09:42Somebody!
1:09:42 > 1:09:44Get off me!
1:09:51 > 1:09:54TARZAN-LIKE CRY, GASPING
1:09:55 > 1:09:58- Melman?- That's right, baby. Ohh!
1:09:58 > 1:10:00Run!
1:10:00 > 1:10:02Huh?
1:10:02 > 1:10:05- What's the plan? - This IS the plan!
1:10:05 > 1:10:07THIS is the plan?!
1:10:07 > 1:10:09- Foosa, halt!- (ALL) Huh?
1:10:12 > 1:10:14(ALL) Ooh!
1:10:15 > 1:10:16(ALL) Foosa aah!
1:10:18 > 1:10:20Foosa ooh!
1:10:22 > 1:10:24Foosa aah!
1:10:25 > 1:10:28- Come and get it! - Foosa argh!
1:10:42 > 1:10:44There's too many of them, Skipper!
1:10:44 > 1:10:47It's been a real pleasure serving with you boys.
1:10:48 > 1:10:50(LOW GROWL)
1:10:52 > 1:10:54Alex?
1:10:54 > 1:10:57That's my kill! Mine.
1:11:03 > 1:11:05Alex hungry.
1:11:05 > 1:11:07Alex eat.
1:11:20 > 1:11:21Psst!
1:11:23 > 1:11:25(It's show-time.)
1:11:26 > 1:11:31- Thanks for not giving up on me.- Man, you almost gave me a heart attack.
1:11:31 > 1:11:35- You can't just come here and sneak up on...- (Ssh, Marty! Ssh!)
1:11:35 > 1:11:39(Ssh, ssh. We're getting outta here. Guys, just go with me on this.)
1:11:39 > 1:11:42Like I said, it's show-time. (GROWLS)
1:11:45 > 1:11:47My kill!
1:11:47 > 1:11:50- (ROARS) They're all mine!- Aarrgh!
1:11:50 > 1:11:54- It's the king of the beast! - Please leave me, Mr Lion.
1:11:54 > 1:11:59Beauty, savagery beyond comprehension!
1:11:59 > 1:12:03- I'm far too young to die!- A monster!
1:12:03 > 1:12:05- And you! (ALL)- Huh? - Me?
1:12:09 > 1:12:14You want some of this? Yeah. You better run for your lives!
1:12:14 > 1:12:17- Somebody call a cop! - He's psychotic!
1:12:23 > 1:12:27This is my territory! Understand?
1:12:27 > 1:12:32I never, ever wanna see you on my turf again!
1:12:32 > 1:12:33(ROARS LOUDLY)
1:12:38 > 1:12:40Boo.
1:12:41 > 1:12:44- (WHOOPS)- Yeah! You the cat!
1:12:47 > 1:12:52I did it! Give me some love! The plan worked! The plan worked!
1:12:52 > 1:12:56I'm very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on, time to robot!
1:12:56 > 1:13:01(ROBOTIC) I am a very clever king. I am super-genius.
1:13:01 > 1:13:05I am robot king of the monkey thing. Compute, compute.
1:13:05 > 1:13:07So, what's for lunch?
1:13:09 > 1:13:13- Close those eyes!- Why do I have to? - Do it!- They're closed.- Tighter.
1:13:13 > 1:13:18- Yes, sir.- No peeking! - All right, they're closed.- Rico.
1:13:21 > 1:13:22Hey!
1:13:24 > 1:13:26- Open that hatch.- Ahhh.
1:13:26 > 1:13:29Fire in the hole! Now chew!
1:13:29 > 1:13:32- Chew like you mean it. Savour it. - Mm. Mm.
1:13:32 > 1:13:36- And?- Well?- Pretty good, right?
1:13:36 > 1:13:39There's always plan B.
1:13:39 > 1:13:42Mm. Mm. This IS better than steak.
1:13:42 > 1:13:46- I love it. I love it! - The kitty loves the fishy.
1:13:46 > 1:13:51- WILD CHEERING - Well, I propose a toast.
1:13:51 > 1:13:56Now, he may be a pain in the butt at times - trust me, I know -
1:13:56 > 1:13:58but this cat proved to me, without a doubt,
1:13:58 > 1:14:03- that his heart's bigger than his stomach! To Alex!- (ALL) To Alex.
1:14:09 > 1:14:13Enough! Stop it!
1:14:13 > 1:14:16What d'you think? Shall we head back to New York?
1:14:16 > 1:14:19I don't know. I mean, this is your dream.
1:14:19 > 1:14:22- Sure you wanna leave? - I don't care where we are.
1:14:22 > 1:14:26As long as we're together, it doesn't matter to me.
1:14:26 > 1:14:31Well, in that case. Yo, Rico! I'll take 300 orders! To go!
1:14:31 > 1:14:35Yes, yes. But before you leave, I have an announcement to make.
1:14:35 > 1:14:38So shut up everyone, please. Thank you.
1:14:38 > 1:14:42After much deep and profound brain things inside my head,
1:14:42 > 1:14:48I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home.
1:14:48 > 1:14:52And to make you feel good, I'm gonna give you this lovely parting gift.
1:14:52 > 1:14:55No, I couldn't. I can't take your crown.
1:14:55 > 1:14:59That's OK, I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it.
1:14:59 > 1:15:02Look at them shake! Go, people, go!
1:15:02 > 1:15:08- Bye, little fuzz buckets!- Thanks for everything!- OK, bye-bye now.
1:15:08 > 1:15:11Bye-bye! See you later, crocodile.
1:15:11 > 1:15:15Maurice, my arm has died. Wave it for me.
1:15:15 > 1:15:17Faster, you naughty little monkey.
1:15:17 > 1:15:21By the time we get to New York, it'll be winter.
1:15:21 > 1:15:22I was just thinking, why rush?
1:15:22 > 1:15:26- Maybe we could make a few stops along the way.- Maybe Paris?
1:15:26 > 1:15:29- Whoo, you just read my mind! - I was thinking Spain.
1:15:29 > 1:15:34- What about Fiji? - Ooh, Canada, can't we? Cheap meds.
1:15:34 > 1:15:37I wouldn't even mind coming back here for a visit sometime.
1:15:37 > 1:15:40- I can do that. - You can say that again.
1:15:40 > 1:15:46Skipper, don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?
1:15:46 > 1:15:50Nah, just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
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1:18:06 > 1:18:07# Bop! Move it!
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1:18:34 > 1:18:36# We like to move it, move it
1:18:36 > 1:18:37# They like to move it, move it
1:18:37 > 1:18:39# You like to move it, move it
1:18:39 > 1:18:42# Three, two, one! #