Shark Tale

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Argh!

0:00:26 > 0:00:27- Argh! - (SPLASH!)

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Huh?!

0:00:41 > 0:00:45- MUSIC: "Jaws" theme tune - (GULPS)

0:00:52 > 0:00:55(MUFFLED SCREAMS)

0:00:56 > 0:00:58(MUSIC BUILDS)

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- (MUSIC STOPS) - Hi, I'm Lenny.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- (MUFFLED GROAN) - Oh, little buddy, did I scare you?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- I'm sorry. Wake up. Wake up. - (GROANS)- Don't worry about it.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12I'm gonna get you out in a jiffy. Just keep holding your breath.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Yo, Lenny! > - I'm coming, Frankie!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Move it. Come on, Pop's waiting. > - Here we go.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Gotcha! OK, buddy, you're free. Escape. Go.

0:01:20 > 0:01:25Just go. Cry freedom. Ah! You almost gave me a heart attack.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Lenny, what are you doing? - What? I... I was just, er...

0:01:29 > 0:01:33- picking you some flowers.- (SLAP!) - Hey! Mom said it's not OK to hit!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- (SLAP!)- Ah! - Mom's not here.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- (HUMS "JAWS THEME TUNE") - Don't.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Don't! - # Ba-ba-ba-dah!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- That song gives me the creeps. - What?! It's our theme song.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11'Are they gone? A-Are they gone?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14'You sure? Good morning, Southside Reef.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16'Katie Current, keeping it current.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20'We've just received confirmation the sharks are gone. Repeat.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22'The sharks are gone.'

0:02:22 > 0:02:26# Don't worry about a thing

0:02:27 > 0:02:31# Cos every little thing is gonna be all right

0:02:32 > 0:02:36# Don't worry about a thing

0:02:37 > 0:02:40# Cos every little thing is gonna be all right... #

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Mussel Crowe! - Jessica Shrimpson!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Cod Stewart!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48(BARKS)

0:02:48 > 0:02:51'Up next, a mother of 800 tells us how she does it all.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54'But first, over to Janice for the traffic report.'

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Thanks, Katie. Slight congestion on the Inter-reef 95.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01There's an overturned mackerel. Authorities are trying to calm him.

0:03:01 > 0:03:06Get out those shellphones and call in to the boss, cos you'll be late.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08(SOBS)

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- (YELLS)- Don't you yell at me! My mother is your mother! OK?

0:03:28 > 0:03:33- Yep, it's fake. - Fake?! I worked eight years on that!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35# ..About a thing

0:03:36 > 0:03:40# Every little thing is gonna be all right... #

0:03:45 > 0:03:46(GROANS)

0:03:46 > 0:03:50'According to the scallop poll, fear of sharks is at an all-time high.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53'Join us tonight for an in-depth report.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56'How long must this reef live under siege?

0:03:56 > 0:04:01'Is there no hero among us who can stop this shark menace?'

0:04:01 > 0:04:07Hi, I'm Oscar. You might think you know, but you have no idea.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09(RAP MUSIC)

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Welcome to my crib. The good life, the way the other half lives.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18I got a 60-inch high-def flat-screen TV with six speaker surround.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21CD, DVD, PlayStation hook-up and an eight-track player

0:04:21 > 0:04:25for those days when you feel just a little... (RAPS) ..old school.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28(LAUGHS) Cos even a superstar mack daddy fish like me

0:04:28 > 0:04:33- has to have the basic necessities. - Yeah, like money! (LAUGHS)

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Come on, shorties. Why are you messing with my fantasy?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Cos you so broke, your baloney has no first name.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- That's funny. That's very funny. - Hey, Oscar! >

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Oscar! Over here!

0:04:44 > 0:04:48- I gotta talk to you!- I'll be right there. Hang on to these.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Oscar, you the fish. - Yo, dude.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yo, Crazy Joe.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58Now that you live in that penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- That's a billboard, Crazy Joe. - You live in a billboard?

0:05:01 > 0:05:06- No... - And they call ME crazy! Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Hey, Oscar. Look who came to visit. - (GASPS!)

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- (ALL) Gotcha!- No, don't do that. Shouldn't you kids be in school?

0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Shouldn't you be at work? - Right back at me, huh, smart mouth?

0:05:16 > 0:05:20I'm on my way. Y'all stay out of trouble, all right? Clean that up.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23See ya!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28See ya, Oscar!

0:05:31 > 0:05:35MUSIC: "Car Wash" by Christina Aguilera featuring Missy Elliott

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Yo, yo. What's up? Big O is in the house.- Hi, Oscar.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52(ALL) Whoa!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Hi, Oscar. - What's up?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) - Hey, Reefside.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02- Yo, Johnson, is it lunch yet? - You just got here!- That's my point!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Hey, Headphone Guy.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Looking good, ladies. - (ALL) Hey, Oscar.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Ugh, ugh, ugh. Keep up the bad work.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Huh?!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24I'm already punched in? (PHONE RINGS) Angie.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Good morning. Can I help you?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- One wash and lube, please. - Hot wax?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Please. - Kelp scrape? We're having a special.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Why not? It's mating season. - (PHONE RINGS)

0:06:33 > 0:06:38Sykes Whale Wash. A whale of a wash and the price... Oh, my gosh!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44May I suggest a barnacle peel? Removes lines and salt damage.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Hey, Angie. - Oh, my gosh! Hi, Oscar.

0:06:47 > 0:06:52Thanks for covering. Yo, I'm sorry. Angie needs to get her freak on.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Would you hold for one moment, please? Thanks.- (Oscar!)

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Come on, Angie. Dance with me, mama. - Hey!- Let me see it.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01(SINGS) Tomorrow I will be rich. Come on, Angie.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Oscar, you're gonna get me fired. - You, fired?! That can't happen.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Cos then I would have absolutely no reason to come to work.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Oh, you don't mean that. - Of course I do.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15You're like my best friend. (GASPS)

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, listen. Tell me what you think about this.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21This is the best idea ever.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25It's a sure thing, guaranteed cash extravaganza.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Bottled water. - Oh, no.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I need another advance on my paycheck

0:07:32 > 0:07:36and I am out of this place. I'm...pshoo!

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Instead of getting in Mr Sykes' face with another get-rich-quick scheme,

0:07:40 > 0:07:45go do something you're actually good at - your job.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Which with some miracle you still have.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Oh, almost forgot. I brought you some breakfast.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- You didn't?- Mm-huh. - Kelpy creams?- Your favourite.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59- (By the way, you're still on hold.) - Oh, my gosh!

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Thank you for holding. Busy, busy, busy! Go! How can I help you?

0:08:07 > 0:08:12No. Mr Sykes is at a meeting. He won't be back till later...

0:08:19 > 0:08:22How are my little babies this morning?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26You miss me? You're doing good, huh? Huh?

0:08:26 > 0:08:31You see, Sykes, it's a fish-eat-fish world.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- You either take or you get taken. - (CHOMP FURIOUSLY)

0:08:36 > 0:08:41Truer words have never been spoken. Is that it? Is that all? We done?

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Now, you and me, we've worked together a long, long, long time.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Please, Don Lino. Hardly work. - Let me finish.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- You know...- I love that about you. - Let me finish.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54I've lived my life for my sons, raising them, protecting them...

0:08:54 > 0:08:56You're the best! He's the best! Right? Am I right?

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Am I right?- It has all been to prepare them...- Right? Sorry.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04That's all right. ..for the day they run the reef.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09Well, today is that day. (SIGHS)

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- (RECORD SCRATCHES AND STICKS) - Luca!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oy vey!

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Long story short, from now on, yous work for Frankie and Lenny.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Capisce? - Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Lenny? Frankie I understand, but Lenny? You can't be serious?

0:09:24 > 0:09:28I'm dead serious. It takes more than muscle to run things.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Lenny, he's got the brains. That's something special.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- Yeah, he's special all right. - What's that mean?- Nothing. I...

0:09:35 > 0:09:39I bring you in here, look you in the eye, tell you what's what and what?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- What? - What-what?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- What? Nothing. You said what first. - I didn't say what. I asked you what.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47You said, "Then what?" and I said what.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50No, I said, "What-what?" like what-what.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- You said what first. - Now you're making fun of me?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- No, no, no... - Sorry we're late. >

0:09:55 > 0:10:00- Lenny had an accident. He was born. - Hee-hee(!) You're a comic genius(!)

0:10:00 > 0:10:03All I'm saying, the kid ain't exactly no killer.

0:10:03 > 0:10:08My Lenny IS a killer. You hear me? A cold-blooded killer. Look at him!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Huh?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17That's it. That's it. You are out!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19What?!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- (SQUEAKY) What do you mean I'm out? - You're fired!- Ah!

0:10:22 > 0:10:26And on top of that, you're gonna have to start paying me.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- For what?- So nothing happens to that little whale wash of yours.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Welcome to Oscar's crib.

0:10:33 > 0:10:3760 foot slime-covered tongue with canker sores, swimming cavities

0:10:37 > 0:10:42and plankton-encrusted teeth for when I feel a little old school.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Oh, stop your moaning, Oscar. It could be a lot worse, you know.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Yeah, that's true. I could have this job AND look like you. (LAUGHS)

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Who is behind me? Whoever's behind me better give me some.- (RUMBLE)

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Uh-oh!

0:10:56 > 0:11:01Indigestion. She's gonna blow!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Wait! Headphone Guy's still in there.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I got you...

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Headphone Guy!

0:11:13 > 0:11:14(BURPS)

0:11:15 > 0:11:20- (LAUGHS) - Still think it could be worse?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Yeah, I could look like you. Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Ha. Y'all funny. Well, see if you laugh at this!

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- (ROARS) - Oh!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Soap in the eye! Soap in the eye!

0:11:43 > 0:11:46It's all right. Look, I'll get you some coupons.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48We'll get you a free hot wax.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- All right, go ahead, big baby. - Thanks, Oscar.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- All right. - (JAMAICAN ACCENT) Look who it is!

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Just the fish we're looking for.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58The boss need to see you right now.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Ernie! Bernie! My jellyfish brothers!

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Hey, what's up, man? Good to see you. Huh?

0:12:05 > 0:12:09What d'you say, Ange? OK. Fellas, I'm gonna go head over there.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12# Don't worry... (HUMAN BEATBOX)

0:12:12 > 0:12:15# About a thing

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- # Because every little thing is gonna be all right #- (SLAP!)

0:12:18 > 0:12:21That's not the way you sing that song, man.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Ah! - (THUD!)

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Yeah, Sykes. My brother from another mother.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31What's the dizzy, baby? Show me that ugh.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35What's going down? Hey, baby. This is all gravy today.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- You snap your fin. Snap it. - Oscar.- You're not snapping it.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Oscar!- Oh, wait, don't sweat it. A lot of white fish can't do it.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Just sit down. - Thank you.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48I've been going over my markers. You are into me for five. Five Gs.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Five Gs?! You're tripping, five Gs? - Oh, yeah?

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- See if this refreshes your memory. - Whoa.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56That's crazy. Look at that.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00You wrote everything down so you wouldn't forget.

0:13:00 > 0:13:05This is a prime example of why you're in management and I'm not. You go.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09I have to pay Lino protection so everything you owe me, you owe him.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- How'd you figure that? - Simple! The food chain.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15On top there is Don Lino. There is me. There is regular fish.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- That's me.- No. There's plankton, single-cell amoebas.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Then, there's me. - I'm getting there. There's coral.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26There's rocks. There's whale poo. And then there's you.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27That's messed up.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- So if Don Lino is squeezing me, he's squeezing you.- What?!

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Oscar! - Oh, damn! I'm sorry.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Easy, boss. Find a happy place. - Happy place.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39There is no happy place with him around. (SQUEAKY) I'm serious!

0:13:39 > 0:13:42OK! OK! Please just gimme some time. That's all I'm asking.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46I'm begging you, Sykes. Please! Please!

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- All right.- (HISSES)

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Cos I like you, I'm gonna give you 24 hours to pay up.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55All of it? How am I supposed to do that?

0:13:55 > 0:13:59That's your problem. Bring my 5,000 clams to the race tomorrow, or else.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Or else what? - The boys will explain.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04(BOTH LAUGH)

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) - Unpleasant.

0:14:07 > 0:14:105,000 clams?!

0:14:10 > 0:14:14You borrowed 5,000 clams from Mr Sykes?

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Oscar! Why do you get yourself into these situations?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21I don't know, Ange.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23It's just hard, all right?

0:14:23 > 0:14:28I'm a little fish in a big pond. A really big pond, the ocean.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35I'm a nobody. I want some of that.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Mrs Sanchez? - What?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39# This is ladies' night

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- # Oh, what a night. # - Eww! No.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43That!

0:14:43 > 0:14:47The top of the reef, where the somebodies live.

0:14:47 > 0:14:52I wanna be rich and famous like them but I'm stuck down here.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Well, what's wrong with down here?

0:14:55 > 0:14:59I'll tell you what's wrong with down here. Remember my dad?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02He worked at the wash his whole life.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06# Ooh, child... #

0:15:06 > 0:15:09'He was the number one tongue-scrubber,

0:15:09 > 0:15:12'every year for 25 years.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16'To me, working at the Wash

0:15:16 > 0:15:19'was the coolest job in the ocean.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22'But then I learned something I will never forget.'

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Ha-ha! Oscar's dad is a tongue scrubber!

0:15:26 > 0:15:30(ALL CHANT) Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber! Tongue scrubber!

0:15:34 > 0:15:39My dad was the greatest. But nobody loves a nobody.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42I wanna be a somebody.

0:15:42 > 0:15:48Oscar, you don't have to live at the top of the reef to be a somebody.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54What's the difference? If I don't pay Mr Sykes back by tomorrow,

0:15:54 > 0:15:56I'm dead anyways.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Wait here.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14What's this?

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- A pink pearl?! - Mm-hmm.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Where did you get that? - My grandmother gave it to me.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25She said it started

0:16:25 > 0:16:27from a tiny grain of sand.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31But then after a while,

0:16:31 > 0:16:34it grew into something beautiful.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Dreams can begin small, too.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- No, no, I couldn't. - Take it.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44It'll get you the money you need for Mr Sykes.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50What do you mean, you don't understand?

0:16:50 > 0:16:54We've been over this 1,000 times. I don't wanna have to say it again.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58You're giving me agita. I don't know how else to say this, Lenny.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01You see something, you kill it, you eat it. Period. Thanks.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05That's what sharks do. That's a fine tradition. What's the matter?

0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Your brother Frankie, he's a killer.- Thanks, Pop.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13He's beautiful. He does what he's supposed to do. Wipe your face.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17But you, I'm hearing things.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21- You got to understand, when you look weak, it makes me look weak.- I know.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- I can't have that. - I'm sorry.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Lenny. Lenny. Look at me. Look at me.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31This handing over the business, it's for you, for both of yous.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35You act like you don't want it. I need to know you can handle that.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- (SPLUTTERS) - All right.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Right here, in front of me now, eat this.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Yeah. Oh. Aw. Gee. Thanks, Pop.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Here's the thing, I'm on a diet.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53I read an article about shrimps. They're not good for you.

0:17:53 > 0:17:58I'm telling you, you know how many calories are in one of those? A lot.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01It's true. And the other thing is,

0:18:01 > 0:18:05my sister had a baby, I took it over because she passed way.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09The baby lost its legs and its arms and now it's nothing but a stump.

0:18:09 > 0:18:14But I still take care of it with my wife. And it's growing

0:18:14 > 0:18:17and it's fairly happy. But it's difficult.

0:18:17 > 0:18:22I've been working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table,

0:18:22 > 0:18:26but all the love that I see in that little guy's face makes it worth it.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30True story.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32(SOBS)

0:18:32 > 0:18:37(SIGHS) I'm not asking any more. I'm telling you, eat it!

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- No, have mercy! - Pop, please!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Eat!- No eat. - What are you...?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Son! Eat the shrimp!- No! - (ALL) Please!

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! - (SHRIMPS) No! No! No! No! No!

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Put the shrimp down!

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Go now. No-one's looking. Get out of here. You're free. Go!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59You're a good person.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Come on, fellas!

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Pop, I can handle the reef. It's not a problem.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17No, we're gonna do this as a family.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Frankie, I want you to take Lenny out, show him the ropes.- Come on.

0:19:20 > 0:19:25You're gonna learn how to be a shark, whether you like it or not.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27(BELL RINGS)

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- That kid had better show up or he's dead meat.- Just say the word.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Carrying a big old envelope full of money. Give it to Mr Sykes.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Hurry up! This is our chance. You don't wanna miss it.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Are you sure about this? - The trainer tipped me off.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45(The race is rigged. We can't lose!)

0:19:45 > 0:19:49- What's the horse's name? - (Lucky Day.)

0:19:49 > 0:19:51(TANNOY) 'Lucky Day at 200-1!'

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- We are gonna be rich. - Rich!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Top of the reef, here I come.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59No! Wait! What am I doing?

0:19:59 > 0:20:04Remember what Angie said. What did Angie say?

0:20:04 > 0:20:09Dreams can begin small. You just have to bet it all!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Bet it all!

0:20:11 > 0:20:12(TANNOY) 'Lucky Day wins!'

0:20:12 > 0:20:17# Are you ready, ready? It's Oscar! #

0:20:17 > 0:20:215,000 on Lucky Day to win!

0:20:21 > 0:20:24That's 200-1. That would pay a million clams!

0:20:24 > 0:20:28Well, I guess that makes me Oscar the millionaire.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31(ECHOES) ..the millionaire.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Lucky Day, Lucky Day, Lucky Day!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40# She's dangerous Super-fast

0:20:40 > 0:20:43# Better watch out She'll take your cash

0:20:43 > 0:20:47# She's a gold-digger She's a gold-digger

0:20:47 > 0:20:50# She's dangerous Super-fast

0:20:50 > 0:20:52# Better watch out She'll take your cash

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- # She's a gold-digger... # - Nice bet.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01(CHUCKLES)

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- You got a name? - (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- You wanna tell me what it is? - (CHUCKLES)

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Well, mine's Lola.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Come on, man. Get your game face on. Ah!

0:21:14 > 0:21:17So, er, Lola,

0:21:17 > 0:21:22- my name is O...- (CRASH!) - My name is Oscar, sweetie.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24(GASPS) Mrs Sanchez!

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- That hippity-hop smooth talk don't work with me.- My bad.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Oscar. I was starting to think you skipped out on me.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Sykes! Hey. I see you are already on your way to the concession stand.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- What are you doing? - Mind bringing us back some drinks?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42That'd be great. Thanks. Bring back some of them little wiener thingies.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- The ones with the toothpicks? - What are you doing?!

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Let me escort you to my box.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Your box?- His box? You can't even afford the gum under the seats.

0:21:52 > 0:21:57He just laid 5,000 on Lucky Day. He can afford anything he wants.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Five grand? My five grand?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- No, another five grand. - You had the money to pay me back

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- and you bet it anyway? Gimme that! - Sykes!

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Clearly, I've made a mistake. - No! No! Wait! Lola!

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Look, deep down I'm really superficial. And don't get me wrong,

0:22:13 > 0:22:17you're cute, but you're a nobody.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Oscar, you're cute but you're a nobody.

0:22:21 > 0:22:27Wait, Lola. Come back. I'm not a nobody. I'm a wiener!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29You are unbelievable!

0:22:29 > 0:22:33You're in trouble up to your gills and still you're asking for more.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37Get in here! You'd better pray that this horse of yours comes through.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Betting my 5,000! Hey! Hey! Hey, out of my seat!

0:22:40 > 0:22:43You, out of my seat! Unbelievable!

0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Sit tight and watch the race. - With your good eye.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50(ANNOUNCER) 'The horses are at the post. Go!'

0:22:50 > 0:22:54- (BELL RINGS)- 'Fish Fingers followed by Sea Biscuit and Salmonella.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57'Lucky Day is having trouble getting out of the gate.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59'Only a sucker would bet on that!'

0:22:59 > 0:23:02What?! Don't sweat it. He's just playing.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06'What's this? Lucky Day is now crashing his way through the gate!

0:23:06 > 0:23:09'And he's off! Down the straight, Sea Biscuit, Fish Fingers...'

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Please, Lucky Day. Go fast. Go fast.

0:23:12 > 0:23:17'Coming around the turn, Sea Biscuit by a length. Lucky Day well behind.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19'Lucky Day, coming up from behind.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23'He's passing Yellow Tail! Salmonella!'

0:23:23 > 0:23:25See! Who's your fish now? Go!

0:23:25 > 0:23:27'Around the final turn. Here comes Lucky Day.

0:23:27 > 0:23:33'Lucky Day has caught up to Fish Fingers. They're head-to-head!'

0:23:33 > 0:23:36I'm getting tired just thinking about counting all this money.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38'Look at Lucky Day go!'

0:23:38 > 0:23:43- (BOTH SING) We're moving on up to the Eastside.- 'Absolutely amazing!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46'This looks to be Lucky Day's big day!

0:23:46 > 0:23:48'It's Lucky Day.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52'What happened?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55'Lucky Day is down!'

0:23:56 > 0:24:01- (BOTH SING) We're moving on up... - NO-O-O-O!

0:24:03 > 0:24:08'Fish Fingers, Sea Biscuit, Yellow Tail. Fish Fingers wins!'

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Wait, wait, wait. I just wanna hold you.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Get out of my way. Let me see! - Remember your happy place, Sykes.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18'That's why they call him a long shot.'

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Yo, that was crazy, right? Who knew? I mean everything's set. It's a lock.

0:24:21 > 0:24:26We good to go, we in the money, and he trips underwater.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Who in the halibut trips underwater?

0:24:29 > 0:24:32- By the way, on what? - That's it!

0:24:32 > 0:24:37I've had it! Ernie! Bernie! Find the deepest hole in the ocean,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39dig deeper and put him in it.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41- (POP!) - (SCREAMS)

0:24:44 > 0:24:48Sorry, kid, it's nothing personal. It's just business.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55(ERNIE AND BERNIE) # Don't worry

0:24:55 > 0:24:58# About a thing

0:24:59 > 0:25:03# Cos every little thing is gonna be all right... #

0:25:03 > 0:25:05- This is how you sing it, Oscar. - Yeah.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09Sykes, he like you, man. He said take it easy on you.

0:25:09 > 0:25:14- But Sykes is not here. - True.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Ernie, let me ask a question. - Yeah, man. Go on.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22Why is it m'locks sting other people but they have no effect on you?

0:25:22 > 0:25:27- Ah! - Ernie! I didn't mean it.

0:25:27 > 0:25:28- Ernie! - Ah!

0:25:28 > 0:25:31(LAUGHS)

0:25:31 > 0:25:33You made a joke. Good one, man.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36- (BOTH) Respect. - Bloodfire!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39(MUFFLED) Oh.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Frankie, you know I can't do this.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44If you wanna make Pop happy, kill something!

0:25:44 > 0:25:47I could find a very old, sick fish and just wait.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51It's getting around, your thing at the restaurant. Fish talk.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Bidi-bip, bidi-bap, this, that, the other. Boom! You're dead.

0:25:55 > 0:25:59I can't understand Wise Guy, so you have to be more specific.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Specific? You want specific? Be a shark for once in your life!

0:26:03 > 0:26:07- What am I gonna do? - Ah, Lenny, forget about it, OK?

0:26:07 > 0:26:11We do a couple of practice runs. Badda-bing, badda-boom. Pop's happy.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- You're a shark, life goes on. Capisce?- OK, OK. Capisce.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Wait. Whoa. Bingo.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Right there. Dead ahead. You see it? TV dinner.

0:26:20 > 0:26:24- Don't get easier than this. - All right. Come on.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Eye of the tiger. Frankie, I can do this.

0:26:27 > 0:26:31- What if I can't do this? - Don't bother coming home.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Good point! All right.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- Hit him in the tail again. - (CRACKLES)

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- I like the funny face he make. - Funny face!

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Ernie! - Blow out!

0:26:41 > 0:26:43(GROANS)

0:26:45 > 0:26:48(GASPS FOR AIR) Guys?

0:26:48 > 0:26:52Guys? Don't leave me alone. Come on, there could be sharks out here!

0:26:57 > 0:27:00(SCREAMS)

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Oh, no, wait. I'm sorry.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06- No, I'm not gonna... - Lenny, like this.- Oh, no.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Oh, wait!

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Oh, my God! Just get it over with!

0:27:11 > 0:27:15Wait a minute. Do me a favour. Don't chew me. I'm not for that.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- I'm not gonna eat you.- Don't do the whole head trip thing with me.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Listen to me. Don't move until I tell you.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25- Back up! - That's it, Len. There you go, buddy.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28That's it. Wiggle those fins, baby. Dig in.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31I'm just pretending, so you can get away.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33- Huh? - When I turn around, you take off.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37(MUFFLED) Tastes just like chicken. Mmm! Mmm!

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Oh, no!

0:27:39 > 0:27:43- What did I tell you?- Sorry, I didn't get it. You want me to go now?

0:27:43 > 0:27:49- What are you doing?! Go!- That's it. I've had it up to here. (GROWLS)

0:27:49 > 0:27:51- Oh, no! - Hurry! Swim!

0:27:51 > 0:27:52No, Frankie! Wait!

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Get your boy!

0:27:56 > 0:27:59(CLUNK!)

0:28:09 > 0:28:11(GASPS) Frankie!

0:28:15 > 0:28:17(Lenny?)

0:28:17 > 0:28:21(COUGHS) Lenny, is that you?

0:28:21 > 0:28:22I'm here, Frankie.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24- Come closer. - Yes, what is it?

0:28:24 > 0:28:29- I'm so cold. - That's just cos we're cold-blooded.

0:28:29 > 0:28:30Ow!

0:28:30 > 0:28:34- (COUGHS) - Frankie, no.

0:28:34 > 0:28:38NO-O-O!

0:28:38 > 0:28:41This is all my fault.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44I'm so sorry, Frankie.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47How am I ever going to explain this to Pop?

0:28:47 > 0:28:50Oh, no!

0:28:55 > 0:28:59Ah! Back up! I'm crazy. I'm tripping!

0:28:59 > 0:29:01(KUNG-FU NOISES)

0:29:01 > 0:29:03(BOTH GASP)

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Ow! What the...?!

0:29:08 > 0:29:09(ALL SCREAM)

0:29:09 > 0:29:13- (ALL SCREAM) - Don't hurt us!

0:29:13 > 0:29:18We're sorry. It was all Ernie's idea.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Oscar, did you kill that shark?

0:29:25 > 0:29:31Er, yeah, yeah. Exactly how it look, that's how it is.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35- What happened? - You wanna know what happened?

0:29:35 > 0:29:39- Yeah, you are standing on top of a shark.- Go on, man.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41Well, I'll tell you what happened.

0:29:41 > 0:29:45Big old shark, about 75, 100 feet long.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47- So he's swimming at me, right? - (CROWD GASP)

0:29:47 > 0:29:50- With teeth like razors. - Oh, razors, ha!

0:29:50 > 0:29:53I was all like, "You gonna come at me like that?

0:29:53 > 0:29:55"You gonna come at the O like that?"

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Hey, do the muscle thing.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01Oh, right. So I told that dude, I said, "You see this guy?"

0:30:01 > 0:30:05And I pointed like this. "He's got a brother and he lives over here.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09- "I think it's time for a little..." - (ALL) ..family reunion.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Ha-ha-ha!

0:30:12 > 0:30:16- See, man, I told you. - Excuse me. Pardon me.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18- Move it! - Sorry.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20She seems so nice on TV.

0:30:20 > 0:30:25Katie Current. As the first fish in history to take on a shark and win,

0:30:25 > 0:30:29does this mean you're now protector of the reef, new sheriff in town?

0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Katie, I'm gonna keep it real. I can call you, Katie, right?- Of course.

0:30:32 > 0:30:37'Any shark to try to mess around in Oscar Town is going down!

0:30:39 > 0:30:44- 'Yeah, it's poetic in the heat, I get poetic.'- Oscar.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47Hmm, Oscar.

0:30:48 > 0:30:52OK, get outta here, you barracudas. Questions will be fielded by me.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55- And you are? - I'm his manager. Sykes, with a Y.

0:30:55 > 0:30:59And I'm his financial advisor.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03You wanna see my puppets?

0:31:03 > 0:31:04Hello.

0:31:04 > 0:31:08Could you excuse us for a moment, please?

0:31:08 > 0:31:12- My manager?- You're a superstar. We'll make a fortune. Let me handle it.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15- What about the five G's? - Forget the five G's. We're partners.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18- What are we talking about? - I'm thinking 90-10 split.

0:31:18 > 0:31:22- Pretty generous.- You're the 10. - I don't think so.- Talk to me.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24- You get 15.- 70. - 20.- 75.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27- Dude, you're going the wrong way. - (BOTH) 50-50!

0:31:27 > 0:31:30- You happy?- No. You happy?- No. - (BOTH) Deal!

0:31:33 > 0:31:36My manager and I are now prepared to take your questions.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40Are you going to continue working here at the Wash?

0:31:40 > 0:31:43- Please, I barely work here now. - (LAUGHTER)

0:31:43 > 0:31:46- Keep it up. You're slaying them. - No, he's slaying sharks.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50Hey, that's good. That's good. I like that. Oscar the Sharkslayer.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53Whoa, a Sharkslayer!

0:31:53 > 0:31:55'You heard it here first.

0:31:55 > 0:31:56'From now on,

0:31:56 > 0:31:59'any shark tries to bother this reef, it's his funeral.'

0:31:59 > 0:32:01MUSIC: "Wind Beneath My Wings"

0:32:05 > 0:32:07(CHANT LATIN PRAYER)

0:32:10 > 0:32:16# I could fly higher than an eagle

0:32:18 > 0:32:22# If you are the wind beneath my wings... #

0:32:22 > 0:32:24(COUGHS)

0:32:24 > 0:32:28- Frankie, we'll miss you. - (ALL) To Frankie.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31It's a terrible thing, Don Lino.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33Everybody loved Frankie.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37May whoever did this die a thousand deaths.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41May his stinking, maggot-covered corpse rot in the depths of hell.

0:32:41 > 0:32:45Thank you for your kind thoughts, Giuseppe.

0:32:45 > 0:32:49Oh, and may Lenny be found safe and sound, too.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51Hope he's OK.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55- Oh, Lenny. - Don't worry, boss.

0:32:55 > 0:32:59I said some things to him. We gotta find him.

0:32:59 > 0:33:03We're searching everywhere. Forget about it. He'll turn up.

0:33:03 > 0:33:07What's wrong with that kid? Why's he gotta be so different?

0:33:07 > 0:33:10Frankie, God rest his soul, he was perfect.

0:33:10 > 0:33:15Perfect. Oh, Luca.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17Who could have done this?

0:33:17 > 0:33:19(COUGHS) Don Lino,

0:33:19 > 0:33:24at this most difficult time, please accept my deepest condolences.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28Thank you, Don Feinberg, for honouring my son with your song.

0:33:28 > 0:33:33I got some news about the guy who took out Frankie.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35(PARPS)

0:33:38 > 0:33:41Let's, er... Yeah, let's talk over here.

0:33:43 > 0:33:46He come out of nowhere, this guy,

0:33:46 > 0:33:51calls himself "The Sharkslayer".

0:33:51 > 0:33:56- Ira, over here. - Sorry. The Sharkslayer.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59- Where do I find him? - He's from the Southside Reef.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01That's all we could dig up.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04Thank you. Thank you.

0:34:04 > 0:34:10- Any requests?- Luca? - How about that Titanic song?- No!

0:34:10 > 0:34:14Get Sykes. He knows the reef better than anybody. I wanna find this guy.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17I wanna know everything about him, where he lives, where he sleeps.

0:34:17 > 0:34:22He pops a gill, I wanna know about it. Who is the Sharkslayer?

0:34:22 > 0:34:24'Here he is! The Sharkslayer!'

0:34:24 > 0:34:26MUSIC: "Got To Be Real"

0:34:31 > 0:34:33# I think I love you, baby

0:34:33 > 0:34:35# What you feel now

0:34:35 > 0:34:37# I think I need you, baby

0:34:37 > 0:34:39# What you know now

0:34:39 > 0:34:41# To be real

0:34:48 > 0:34:52# Your love's for real now

0:34:52 > 0:34:56# You know that your love and my love

0:34:56 > 0:35:01- # My love is here to stay... # - Let's get this party started!

0:35:01 > 0:35:04# What you think

0:35:05 > 0:35:08# What you feel now... #

0:35:08 > 0:35:10- There he is, the Big O. - Sykes.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13Pound that, dog. Pound it.

0:35:13 > 0:35:16Oscar, raise the reef. Raise the reef, buddy.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19- Er,... yeah. - Oh, yeah. Hot. (HISSES)

0:35:19 > 0:35:23- That's pretty... - Come on, cabbage patch.

0:35:23 > 0:35:27- Angie, you made it. - Wait. You're gonna break my gift.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30You didn't have to get me anything. What did you get me?

0:35:30 > 0:35:33What does every bachelor pad need, huh?

0:35:33 > 0:35:37A lava lamp?! How did you know I love lava lamps?

0:35:37 > 0:35:40I'm gonna put it right here next to my other one.

0:35:43 > 0:35:48Hey, come on, Angie. I wanna show you the best thing about this place.

0:35:49 > 0:35:52Wow!

0:35:52 > 0:35:55- How great is this view? - Top of the reef.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57- It's... It's amazing. - I know.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00- It's beautiful, right? - Like you.

0:36:00 > 0:36:05Like your...new apartment. It's... Wow! Awesome! (GIGGLES)

0:36:05 > 0:36:11What I'm trying to say is that I'm proud of you, Oscar.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15Yeah, it was nothing, really, you know.

0:36:15 > 0:36:19Hey. Oh, you know what?! Wait right here. Don't move. I'll be right back.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21Girl, you are gonna flip.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26- Boo! I'm back! - Oh, you are back!

0:36:26 > 0:36:28You know what, Angie,

0:36:28 > 0:36:35where I am right now, this new life I've got, all my dreams coming true,

0:36:35 > 0:36:39in a weird kinda way,

0:36:39 > 0:36:42I never could have done it without you.

0:36:42 > 0:36:47Oh, sure, you could. Well, probably not. (GIGGLES)

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Ange...

0:36:49 > 0:36:51here.

0:36:51 > 0:36:55- Oh, Oscar. - I know. I know.

0:36:55 > 0:36:59- I'm just sorry that it took so long. - That's OK.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02Bam! Huh?

0:37:02 > 0:37:05- My grandmother's pearl. - Po-Po-Po-Po-Pop.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07With interest. Now, I don't forget anything

0:37:07 > 0:37:12- and I never forget who my friends are.- Oh. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

0:37:12 > 0:37:14(LAUGHS)

0:37:18 > 0:37:22- Ange. I... - Oh, hi.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26- I'm not interrupting something, am I?- No.- Yes.

0:37:26 > 0:37:31- Hey, Lola. Wow, you're here. - (COUGHS)

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Oh, you gotta come best my meet friend Angie.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Er, eat my best, my men, Wangie.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Oh, best friend. Oh, that's sweet.

0:37:39 > 0:37:43So you won't mind if I steal him for a while, will you?

0:37:51 > 0:37:55- So, look who's a somebody after all!- Well, you know...

0:37:55 > 0:37:57- (RUMBLE) - Sharks!

0:37:57 > 0:38:03- On the edge of the reef. T-They're great whites!- (SCREAMING)

0:38:03 > 0:38:06Go home to your loved ones, spend the last few hours you have...

0:38:06 > 0:38:08with each other!

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Oh!

0:38:13 > 0:38:17I mean, ah-ha, that's the way it used to be around here.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20We'd have been all scrambling for cover.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23- But not since Oscar came to town. - (CHEERING)

0:38:23 > 0:38:27So Lola, baby, just wait here and I'll be right back.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29- I am gonna take care of the sharks. - Go get 'em, tiger!

0:38:29 > 0:38:34Woo! Biceps, triceps. Ha-ha-ha. (GROWLS)

0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Oscar! You the fish! - Go get 'em, Oscar!

0:38:39 > 0:38:41(GROWLS)

0:38:42 > 0:38:44(WHIMPERS)

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Lenny!

0:38:48 > 0:38:51Where the heck is he? Lenny?!

0:38:51 > 0:38:55What are you doing? There's a Sharkslayer. You wanna be next?

0:38:55 > 0:38:59Oh, yeah. (Lenny! Lenny!)

0:38:59 > 0:39:03Phew! That was close.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05Super close.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Don't panic.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12(MUFFLED SCREAM)

0:39:12 > 0:39:16- (Quiet!) Ah-ah-ah! We're safe. - Oh, no. Not you again!- Yeah.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19- Ah! What was that? - Yo, what is with you, man?

0:39:19 > 0:39:23- Shhh! He could be anywhere. - Who?- Shhh!

0:39:23 > 0:39:28- The Sharkslayer. - There's no Sharkslayer out here.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30(LAUGHS) Yes, there is.

0:39:30 > 0:39:34(LAUGHS) No, there is not. Trust me on this one.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37This is no time to act crazy.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39You're the one acting crazy, crazy.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46I haven't been myself since the, er...

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Oh, don't cry...

0:39:48 > 0:39:51(CRIES)

0:39:52 > 0:39:55No, just...it's not all that! Just relax!

0:39:55 > 0:40:00- It's my fault, kinda, not really, but still... My brother!- OK, um...

0:40:00 > 0:40:05- You just need a little time. Things will work out.- You think?- Yeah!

0:40:05 > 0:40:11- So, look, um, I'm gonna take off, and you should just go home, OK?- OK.

0:40:11 > 0:40:15- All right. Hey, good luck, dog! - Wait!- What, man?

0:40:15 > 0:40:20- Er, I didn't catch your name. - Agh! Oscar.- I'm Lenny. Hi.- Hi!

0:40:20 > 0:40:23- Where... Where do you live? - Lenny, where I come from,

0:40:23 > 0:40:28- fish don't like to get grabbed by sharks, OK?- Sorry.- Now go home!

0:40:28 > 0:40:30There is no home for me any more, don't you understand?

0:40:30 > 0:40:33- You're too big to be grabbing me! - Take me home with you!

0:40:33 > 0:40:37You won't notice I'm there, I'm like the invisible shark!

0:40:39 > 0:40:45- Are you crazy?- Please, I'm begging you, don't leave me alone!- Sh!

0:40:45 > 0:40:50- Yo, put your fins on the wall where I can see them!- Oooh!- Sh!

0:40:51 > 0:40:53- Gotcha! - Frankie, yo!

0:40:53 > 0:40:57- Shorty!- (ALL) Oscar! - What are you doing here?

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- Check it out!- Check it out! - (ALL) Whoomp! There it is!

0:41:00 > 0:41:04- How do ya like that? - Hey, y'all kids got some skills!

0:41:04 > 0:41:07- It's wild-style!- (ALL) Mmm-hmm! - Er, oh, what did I tell you?

0:41:07 > 0:41:11You kids shouldn't be doing this! And it's not safe out here at night!

0:41:11 > 0:41:14- It is now, bro-bro! You da Sharkslayer!- Yeah!

0:41:14 > 0:41:17- Sharkslayer? - (COUGHS)

0:41:17 > 0:41:21Sometimes I be coughing for nothing! Look, I need you off these streets!

0:41:21 > 0:41:24Get home! I'll tell your moms you're doing bad stuff!

0:41:24 > 0:41:28- Hey, let's go make Mr Sykes puff up! - (BOTH) Yeah! Bye!- Bye, Oscar!

0:41:28 > 0:41:32Lenny! Did you see what just happened there?

0:41:32 > 0:41:37I know, they think you're the Sharkslayer! As if! (LAUGHS)

0:41:37 > 0:41:41- I don't appreciate your funky tone, actually!- No, wait up! Hey!

0:41:41 > 0:41:44I'm sorry, seriously. I don't want you mad at me

0:41:44 > 0:41:47and I certainly don't want you to slay me! (LAUGHS)

0:41:47 > 0:41:51- You're having a good time, huh? You're enjoying yourself?- (LAUGHS)

0:41:51 > 0:41:55Well, for your information, I am the Sharkslayer!

0:41:55 > 0:41:59Oscar the Sharkslayer! That's what people have been saying!

0:41:59 > 0:42:02- Wait, you mean, you? - Yeah.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05When the anchor...

0:42:05 > 0:42:09- (GASPS) Oh, you're a liar!- Wait, no, hey! I didn't lie, all right?

0:42:10 > 0:42:14OK, I lied. But it was a little lie, come on! Who's it gonna hurt?

0:42:14 > 0:42:18- I'm not explaining myself to you. You're on your own!- No problem!

0:42:18 > 0:42:23And if, God forbid, someone should, well, I don't know,

0:42:23 > 0:42:27find out the truth about the Sharkslayer on my way back...

0:42:27 > 0:42:29- You wouldn't! - I would.

0:42:30 > 0:42:34Oh! (SIGHS) Come here!

0:42:34 > 0:42:39Of course you can come with me!

0:42:39 > 0:42:42But, you know, I mean, you're a shark, right?

0:42:42 > 0:42:45And I'm a Sharkslayer, so we can't be seen together.

0:42:45 > 0:42:49- You dig, dog? - Dig! Dog. Dog, dig, dig, dog.

0:42:49 > 0:42:52- Yeah! Yo, diggy dog! - Just come on!

0:42:56 > 0:42:59OK, Lenny, follow my every move and don't make a sound!

0:42:59 > 0:43:03- You got it! Oooh, echo! Echo! - (ECHOES)

0:43:03 > 0:43:06- Riding for the Southside Sharks, number 15...- (THUD!)- Ow!

0:43:06 > 0:43:09- It's not OK to hit! - (ECHOES)

0:43:09 > 0:43:12(HIP-HOP MUSIC)

0:43:12 > 0:43:14- (SIREN WAILS) - # Ain't nothing to it

0:43:14 > 0:43:17# If you wanna get down We can do it, do it

0:43:17 > 0:43:22- # Ain't nothing to it, get out your seat- Why?- You ain't glued to it

0:43:22 > 0:43:24# Be easy and watch that tone

0:43:24 > 0:43:26# Keep steppin' with your new suede shoes on

0:43:26 > 0:43:29# Boys and girls Let's all sing along

0:43:29 > 0:43:32# Everybody Just get on the good foot

0:43:32 > 0:43:36- # Oh, whoa, whoo-ooh - Get on the good foot

0:43:36 > 0:43:39- # Oh, whoa, whoo-ooh... # - Ooo-eee!- Sh!

0:43:41 > 0:43:45Ow! Aaaargh!

0:43:45 > 0:43:46(LAUGHS) Agh!

0:43:46 > 0:43:49(CRASH!) Oh, get your tail in there!

0:43:49 > 0:43:54- Do you think anybody heard that? - (THUD!)- Ooh! (LAUGHS) Ow!

0:43:54 > 0:43:58- Who was that? Huh, who? Hey! Who was that there?- Yo! Crazy Joe!

0:43:58 > 0:44:02I thought I heard something! Did you get that shark?

0:44:02 > 0:44:05- Oh, you have no idea, Joe! - (LAUGHS)

0:44:05 > 0:44:08That's great! Well, gotta go! My show's on!

0:44:08 > 0:44:12- MUSIC: "Benny Hill" chase music - (LAUGHS)

0:44:14 > 0:44:16All right, we're safe...for now.

0:44:16 > 0:44:21Ah! Hey, a bed! Oh! Oh, yeah, that's good!

0:44:21 > 0:44:27Oh, that's heaven, yeah! Oh, snuggley, buggley, wuggley!

0:44:27 > 0:44:31- I love you, man! - Whoa, hold up!

0:44:31 > 0:44:34- You're my new best friend! - Agh! Stop it!

0:44:34 > 0:44:39OK, you wanna be friends? Fine. But we gotta lay down some rules.

0:44:39 > 0:44:45Rule number one, no snuggley, buggley... Whatever that just was!

0:44:45 > 0:44:50- You got it. Anything else?- Rule number two, the most important rule.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53- In the event that possibly, you get hungry...- Don't worry.

0:44:53 > 0:44:57I'm not gonna eat anyone. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm different.

0:44:57 > 0:45:00Let's put it that way, leave it at that. Good night.

0:45:00 > 0:45:04- Define different.- You'll laugh. - I'm not gonna laugh!

0:45:04 > 0:45:08- That's just what you say. What happens later? You laugh.- I promise.

0:45:09 > 0:45:12OK, I will tell you.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15I'm, er... I'm a vegetarian.

0:45:19 > 0:45:21(CLEARS THROAT) Hold up.

0:45:21 > 0:45:25(EXHALES) So, that's it? (SNIGGERS)

0:45:25 > 0:45:29What do you mean, that's it? You're the first fish I ever told!

0:45:29 > 0:45:32I'm so tired of keeping it all a secret!

0:45:32 > 0:45:35- And my dad...- Whoa, hey!- ..he'll never accept me for who I am!

0:45:35 > 0:45:39- What's wrong with me? - Nothing is wrong with you, man!

0:45:39 > 0:45:44- I think all sharks should be like you.- God, that's sweet of you to say!

0:45:44 > 0:45:48- And stop blaming yourself for what happened.- Really?

0:45:48 > 0:45:50If you wanna blame anybody, blame me.

0:45:50 > 0:45:54- If I hadn't been out there, none of this would have happened!- Yeah.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57Gee, if Pop knew that, he'd ice you for sure!

0:45:57 > 0:46:02- (LAUGHS) Ice? What is he, The Godfather or something?- Yeah.

0:46:02 > 0:46:05- What do you mean, yeah? - Yeah, he is.

0:46:06 > 0:46:10- Hey, are you all right? - (CRACK!)

0:46:10 > 0:46:12- Agh! - (LAUGHS)

0:46:13 > 0:46:16- Oh, man! I told you! - I'm doing it!

0:46:16 > 0:46:20- X, circle, double left square, right trigger, double square!- Oh! Respect.

0:46:20 > 0:46:24- Respect!- Well, I got news for you! The Sharkslayer made me his manager

0:46:24 > 0:46:27so I'm now what I like to call untouchable. You hear me?

0:46:27 > 0:46:30- Sykes! - Hey, Oscar!- Hey, there, man!

0:46:30 > 0:46:36- Ow! Hey, Sykes!- There his is! My brother, my player, the Sharkslayer!

0:46:36 > 0:46:40- Whatever. Listen...- Another thing, you'll have to pay me protection!

0:46:40 > 0:46:44Sykes, the deal is off! The shark I killed was Don Lino's son!

0:46:44 > 0:46:48- Ain't it great?- Not if he finds out! - What? He's on the phone right now!

0:46:48 > 0:46:52That's right, Lino, I've got the Sharkslayer right in front of me!

0:46:52 > 0:46:58- And he's gonna slay you and all your sharks!- Sykes! Shut up! Shut up!

0:46:58 > 0:47:02- Hey, hey, that's good, I like that! Shut up, Lino! Ha! Shut up!- (SIGHS)

0:47:02 > 0:47:05- What? Kid, he wants to talk to you. - (I'm not here!)

0:47:05 > 0:47:08- Yeah, he's right here. - Hellooo!

0:47:08 > 0:47:13- Shut up? Shut up? You don't tell me shut up, I tell you shut up!- (BEEP!)

0:47:13 > 0:47:16- What? Hello?- Hi! Let me have a pie with everything on it.

0:47:16 > 0:47:19- Anchovies, meatballs, mushrooms... - Luca!- Oh, hi, boss!

0:47:19 > 0:47:23- What are you doing working in a pizza joint?- Get off the phone!

0:47:23 > 0:47:25- But I'm hungry! - (SIGHS)

0:47:25 > 0:47:27My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer.

0:47:27 > 0:47:30They're gonna tear you fin from fin!

0:47:30 > 0:47:34Come on, now! Who's your Puff Daddy? Who takes care of you, huh? Huh?

0:47:34 > 0:47:38- Come on, you two, we got work to do! - (BOTH) Oh!- Man, I was winning!

0:47:38 > 0:47:41- Sykes, you got it all wrong! - They'll write songs about you!

0:47:41 > 0:47:45- # Oh, the shark bites with his teeth, dear... #- Sykes!

0:47:45 > 0:47:51- # Then Oscar kicked his butt... # - Sykes, Sykes! Man! Come on!

0:47:51 > 0:47:55- Maybe I can help. - Oooh, hey, Lola!

0:47:55 > 0:47:59What are you doing here? You just keep popping up in places!

0:47:59 > 0:48:03- Well, you said to wait, so, er, I've been waiting.- (SLOW MUSIC PLAYS)

0:48:03 > 0:48:08Er, look, I don't have a lot of time for the whole hand-clappy,

0:48:08 > 0:48:11making-the-lights-go-off, music-playing-in-the-dark thing.

0:48:11 > 0:48:15- What are you afraid of?- Afraid? (LAUGHS) Yeah, that's funny!

0:48:15 > 0:48:20- I ain't afraid of nothing, it's just that... Oooh!- Baby, you are so tense!

0:48:20 > 0:48:24You know, I've really been stressed lately, protecting the reef.

0:48:24 > 0:48:27I do that by myself, you know. It's just... It's crazy!

0:48:27 > 0:48:32- It's just too much! It's piling on! - Yeah, one thing on top of the other!

0:48:32 > 0:48:36- Actually, I was thinking about retiring.- You don't wanna do that.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39- I don't? - You have worked your way to the top.

0:48:39 > 0:48:43You don't wanna go back to the bottom, do you?

0:48:43 > 0:48:48No! No. No way!

0:48:48 > 0:48:52You just show 'em who's boss and those sharks will leave you alone.

0:48:52 > 0:48:56Yeah, you're right! (Lenny!)

0:49:03 > 0:49:06Psst! (Lenny, where are you?)

0:49:06 > 0:49:09- Hello, Oscar! - Aaargh!

0:49:09 > 0:49:13Angie, hey! What are you doing here? You...

0:49:13 > 0:49:16- What, Oscar, did you forget something?- Um...

0:49:16 > 0:49:19Oh, maybe you forgot...your shark!

0:49:19 > 0:49:21(SLURPS) Hi.

0:49:21 > 0:49:27Er...shark! Swim, Angie! I'll cover you! Quick, before it's too late!

0:49:27 > 0:49:31- Go on without me!- Oh, stop it! Your pet shark here told me everything.

0:49:31 > 0:49:36- Lenny, why would you do that? - I don't know, I like her.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39Thank you, I like you too. What were you thinking,

0:49:39 > 0:49:43- bringing him in here?- I just... I'm still working out the kinks!- Kinks?

0:49:43 > 0:49:47You lied! Everybody thinks you slayed the shark!

0:49:47 > 0:49:50- Who am I to tell them that they're wrong?- How could you lie to me? Me?

0:49:50 > 0:49:53Don't take it personally, I lied to everybody!

0:49:53 > 0:49:57All right, look, I'm sorry. I... I totally betrayed you,

0:49:57 > 0:50:01b-but, listen, I've got just one... little problem I gotta take care of.

0:50:01 > 0:50:05- Oh, what's that? - SHARKS ARE COMING TO GET ME!

0:50:05 > 0:50:09What d'you expect? You just take credit for killin' a shark

0:50:09 > 0:50:13and then everything'll be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?!

0:50:14 > 0:50:18Er...yeah. But, hey, look, don't you worry about it.

0:50:18 > 0:50:22- Me and Lenny got it. We're gonna fix it.- What's with the "we"?

0:50:22 > 0:50:26- I want no part of this.- Too late, veggie boy. They're after you too.

0:50:26 > 0:50:29- Point taken. What's the plan? - All right...

0:50:29 > 0:50:34Oscar! Here's the plan - you tell the truth and you go home.

0:50:36 > 0:50:38(BOTH LAUGH)

0:50:38 > 0:50:40All right, this is what we're gonna do.

0:50:40 > 0:50:44We're gonna paint you up all bloody, right? And you're gonna swim out

0:50:44 > 0:50:49and meet the sharks. And you're gonna say, "STOP!

0:50:49 > 0:50:53"Don't go no further! That Sharkslayer's crazy, man!

0:50:53 > 0:50:56"He beat me senseless! He's a stone-cold killer, man!"

0:50:56 > 0:50:59And you can tell 'em I'm huge. Tell 'em that I'm handsome.

0:50:59 > 0:51:03- (SIGHS) You're goin' way too far, Oscar!- Actually,

0:51:03 > 0:51:07- he hasn't gone far enough. - Exactly!

0:51:07 > 0:51:10- What? - You need to slay a shark

0:51:10 > 0:51:14and I need to disappear. Here's what we're gonna do.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19'This is Katie Current. We've had unconfirmed reports...'

0:51:19 > 0:51:21(ALL SCREAM)

0:51:21 > 0:51:23(HUMS JAWS THEME TUNE)

0:51:26 > 0:51:28(MUSIC BUILDS)

0:51:28 > 0:51:31- 'Da, da, daaaaaaaa! - Look, it's the Sharkslayer!'

0:51:37 > 0:51:39(GROANS)

0:51:39 > 0:51:42(CHUCKLES) Raaah!

0:51:45 > 0:51:48- Da, da, daaaaaaaa! - (SNARLS)

0:51:49 > 0:51:52- Ow! - 'Holy mackerel!

0:51:52 > 0:51:56- 'Did we get that?!' - Hey, Ange, Oscar's on the TV!

0:51:56 > 0:51:59- 'Show me that. All right, go ahead with your bad stuff.'- Uch!

0:52:01 > 0:52:04Do you hear them? They are going crazy, man! They love us!

0:52:04 > 0:52:06They love you, they hate me.

0:52:06 > 0:52:10- What?!- Maybe I can be the Fishslayer. They'll never see it comin'.

0:52:10 > 0:52:14Look, you sell this, you'll never have to go home again.

0:52:14 > 0:52:18- You can start a new life! Now, give me a growl.- OK. Grr...

0:52:18 > 0:52:21Grrrrrrr! (CLEARS THROAT)

0:52:21 > 0:52:24Raaaaaaaaaaah!

0:52:26 > 0:52:32- Like that? - That was...pretty good. Let's go!

0:52:32 > 0:52:34'Raaaah!'

0:52:34 > 0:52:36Is that all?! Do you understand how huge my client is?!

0:52:36 > 0:52:39- Turn on your TV right now! - Raaaah!

0:52:41 > 0:52:43Lenny! Lenny! Lenny! Lenny, wait!

0:52:44 > 0:52:47- (ALL GASP) - Turn off your TV! Turn off your TV!

0:52:50 > 0:52:54- (ALL SCREAM) - Don't...swallow.

0:52:54 > 0:52:56- Oscar? - No, it's Pinocchio(!)

0:52:56 > 0:52:59- Of course it's me! Why did you do that?!- I'm sorry.

0:52:59 > 0:53:03No, no, sorry is when you step on somebody's fin at the movie theatre.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06Sorry is when you say, "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out

0:53:06 > 0:53:10the person's just fat! This is as far away from sorry

0:53:10 > 0:53:14- as you could possibly get! - Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke.

0:53:14 > 0:53:18- (RETCHES)- No, no, no, no! Lenny, just open up.

0:53:18 > 0:53:20Nice and easy.

0:53:21 > 0:53:25- Raarh! - (ALL GASP)

0:53:26 > 0:53:29- Raaaaarh! - (ALL CHEER)

0:53:29 > 0:53:33- Are you not entertained?! - (ALL CHEER)

0:53:33 > 0:53:35You can't handle the truth!

0:53:35 > 0:53:38- (ALL CHEER) - You had me at hello!

0:53:40 > 0:53:43Turn your TV back on! What are you doing turning your TV off?!

0:53:43 > 0:53:46- Yippee-ai-ay! - (ALL CHEER)

0:53:46 > 0:53:49# A little less conversation A little more action, please

0:53:50 > 0:53:53# All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me

0:53:54 > 0:53:57# A little more bite and a little less bark

0:53:57 > 0:53:58# A little less fight and a little more spark

0:53:58 > 0:54:00# Close your mouth and open up your heart... #

0:54:00 > 0:54:03This reef is huge. How are we supposed to find the Sharkslayer?

0:54:03 > 0:54:06Raaaaaaarh!

0:54:06 > 0:54:09(ALL CHEER)

0:54:14 > 0:54:18This is it, Lenny! Big finish, just like we practised!

0:54:18 > 0:54:20- The flying fish? - The flying fish!

0:54:22 > 0:54:26- (STRAINS) A little help here, buddy boy.- Sorry.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28Thank you.

0:54:32 > 0:54:35# A little less conversation A little more action, please

0:54:36 > 0:54:39# All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me... #

0:54:39 > 0:54:43- (CRASH!) - Aaaaarh!

0:54:46 > 0:54:50Damn you, Sharkslaye-e-e-e-e-er!

0:54:52 > 0:54:56Aaaaaaarh!

0:54:56 > 0:54:59(SCREAM ECHOES)

0:55:00 > 0:55:03Ugh!

0:55:04 > 0:55:08Yeah, and you tell Don Lame-O

0:55:08 > 0:55:11that I don't never ever, ever, ever, ever never

0:55:11 > 0:55:15wanna see another shark on this reef again!

0:55:15 > 0:55:17- Ever! - (GASPS)

0:55:17 > 0:55:22Remember this name - Oscar the Sharkslayer!

0:55:22 > 0:55:27- Ah-hah! You see?! You see?! - (ALL CHANT) Oscar, boma ye!

0:55:27 > 0:55:29Yeah! Yeah!

0:55:31 > 0:55:35Ahh! Oh, look at Oscar! Oscar, boma ye!

0:55:35 > 0:55:38Oscar, boma ye! Whoo! Hey, Lo...

0:55:40 > 0:55:42'He not only conquered a few sharks today...'

0:55:42 > 0:55:46- (GASPS)- '..but maybe a few hearts. Has our most eligible bachelor

0:55:46 > 0:55:49'been snapped up? I'm Katie Current, here live,

0:55:49 > 0:55:52'watching the Sharkslayer making out.'

0:55:53 > 0:55:56Hey, Angie, can you hand me the blue one?

0:55:58 > 0:56:00Thank you.

0:56:00 > 0:56:03Look who stepped in the room! (LAUGHS)

0:56:03 > 0:56:07- Hoh, hoh, hoh, yeah! - What a team, baby! Ugh!

0:56:07 > 0:56:09- Gimme some fin! - High fin, low fin!

0:56:09 > 0:56:14- (LAUGHS)- Yo, did you see me?! I was like, "Wakayai! Wakakakai!"

0:56:14 > 0:56:17- I was crazy!- When you punched me and the crowd went, "Aaaaarh!"

0:56:17 > 0:56:21Yeah! Hey, Angie, Angie, you ain't know I had it in me, did you?!

0:56:21 > 0:56:24- It was like an Oscar-splosion! - How good was I?- You was the BOMB!

0:56:24 > 0:56:29Thank you, thank you. And, hey, hey, hey, Casanova!

0:56:29 > 0:56:33I saw your big finish on the news. Nice smooch, lover boy!

0:56:33 > 0:56:36Ixnay on the isskay, man. That's private.

0:56:36 > 0:56:40- Private?! The entire reef saw you do it!- Hey, whoa!

0:56:40 > 0:56:45- Somebody's in a bad mood! C'mon, let me see the smile.- Knock it off!

0:56:45 > 0:56:47- What has gotten into you? - Me?! Oh, I swear,

0:56:47 > 0:56:51sometimes I wanna take your big dumb...dummy head and...

0:56:52 > 0:56:55- What is the problem? - Problem?! There's no problem!

0:56:55 > 0:56:59I don't have any problem! Miss Perfect is the one with the problem!

0:56:59 > 0:57:01- Guys... - What have you got against Lola?

0:57:01 > 0:57:05- Not my lips, that's for sure. - OK, what's goin' on?

0:57:05 > 0:57:09- I'm gonna stay outta this. - Why would you even care about Lola?

0:57:09 > 0:57:11- I don't!- You don't? - No.- No what?!

0:57:11 > 0:57:14- I don't know!- You guys, you wanna... - (BOTH) NO!

0:57:14 > 0:57:17Tell me, Oscar, cos I'm curious.

0:57:17 > 0:57:20Why do you think she's interested, huh? Do you think

0:57:20 > 0:57:24that she would even be with you if you weren't the Sharkslayer?!

0:57:24 > 0:57:26- Don't fight. - Are you blind?!

0:57:26 > 0:57:29- She treats me like I'm somebody! - Would she love you as a nobody?

0:57:29 > 0:57:32- Nobody loved me when I was nobody! - I did!

0:57:35 > 0:57:40Before the money... and before the fame.

0:57:40 > 0:57:42Before the lie.

0:57:42 > 0:57:44To me, you WERE a somebody, Oscar.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47Now you're nothing...but a fake.

0:57:47 > 0:57:50A sham. A con.

0:57:50 > 0:57:52You're a joke.

0:57:52 > 0:57:55Here I come. Ta-daaaa!

0:57:55 > 0:57:59# Sebastian, the whale-washing dolphin! #

0:58:07 > 0:58:12- Angie...- No, forget it! Just go...cos I'm tired of hearing

0:58:12 > 0:58:15how everything you had in your life wasn't good enough!

0:58:15 > 0:58:17Including me.

0:58:23 > 0:58:25(SIGHS)

0:58:25 > 0:58:29- Angie? - Oh, honey, I'm... I'm sorry.

0:58:29 > 0:58:31Go back and do it again.

0:58:34 > 0:58:36Hey, c'mon.

0:58:37 > 0:58:40It'll be OK.

0:58:41 > 0:58:44MUSIC: "Get It Together" by India Arie

0:58:49 > 0:58:53# One shot to your heart without breaking your skin

0:58:53 > 0:58:58# No-one has the power to hurt you like your kin

0:58:58 > 0:59:03# Kept it inside Didn't tell no-one else

0:59:03 > 0:59:08# Didn't even wanna admit it to yourself

0:59:08 > 0:59:13# And now you only have yourself to blame

0:59:13 > 0:59:15# If you continue

0:59:15 > 0:59:19# To live this way

0:59:19 > 0:59:23- # Get it together - You wanna heal your body

0:59:23 > 0:59:28- # Get it together - You have to heal your heart

0:59:28 > 0:59:30# Whatsoever

0:59:30 > 0:59:33# You sow, you will reap

0:59:33 > 0:59:34# Get it together... #

0:59:34 > 0:59:37It's past your bedtime! Go on, go on!

0:59:38 > 0:59:41Hey, hey, hey, what are you kids up to?!

0:59:41 > 0:59:45That looks good. You guys should do this for a livin'!

0:59:45 > 0:59:46# Hoo, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

0:59:46 > 0:59:50# You can fly, fly, fly, fly

0:59:50 > 0:59:56# You can live or you can die

0:59:56 > 1:00:00# You know that life is a choice you make

1:00:00 > 1:00:05# You can give or you can take

1:00:05 > 1:00:10# You can fly, fly, fly, fly

1:00:10 > 1:00:15- # You can fly, fly, fly, fly... # - < Preparation O!

1:00:15 > 1:00:20It slays haemorrhoids like Oscar slays sharks! Oh, hey, Oscar.

1:00:21 > 1:00:23Preparation O!

1:00:24 > 1:00:28Angie was right. I am a joke.

1:00:28 > 1:00:31(SIGHS) Hey, Sharkslayer.

1:00:31 > 1:00:35Why are you out here? All your friends are inside.

1:00:35 > 1:00:39- Not all my friends. - You mean that little bottom feeder

1:00:39 > 1:00:43from the Whale Wash? Forget about her. She's a nobody.

1:00:43 > 1:00:45No...I'm the nobody.

1:00:45 > 1:00:49(LAUGHS) Oh, let me guess.

1:00:49 > 1:00:53She told you that she loves you. Is that it?

1:00:53 > 1:00:57(LAUGHS) I mean, it's not like you feel the same way about her.

1:01:06 > 1:01:10- You know what? I don't think this is gonna work out.- Wait.

1:01:10 > 1:01:12Are you dumping me?

1:01:14 > 1:01:17- (GASPS) - Let me explain something to you.

1:01:17 > 1:01:22- # We're gonna party like it's your birthday... #- (THUDDING)

1:01:22 > 1:01:25- Hah! Young love! - (ALL LAUGH)

1:01:25 > 1:01:28(WHIMPERS)

1:01:28 > 1:01:32MUSIC: "I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch)" by The Four Tops

1:01:32 > 1:01:35# Sugar pie honey bunch

1:01:35 > 1:01:37# You know that I love you

1:01:39 > 1:01:41# I can't help myself

1:01:42 > 1:01:45- # I love you and nobody else... # - Hey, Oscar!

1:01:45 > 1:01:47I can't talk, I gotta find Angie!

1:01:47 > 1:01:49I need to tell her...I LOVE HER!

1:01:49 > 1:01:51# You come and you go... #

1:01:51 > 1:01:53- Way to go, Oscar! - (PHONE RINGS)

1:01:53 > 1:01:57- Whale Wash...- Give me the phone. Where you get a whale of a wash...

1:01:57 > 1:02:01Give me back the phone. And the price is very, very low,

1:02:01 > 1:02:04- considerin' how good the wash is. - Good one.

1:02:04 > 1:02:08It's, "Gosh, you get a whale of a wash and the price, oh, my gosh!"

1:02:08 > 1:02:11- (PHONE)- All right. Me get it, man. - Whale Wash.

1:02:11 > 1:02:13- Rhymes with gosh. - (BOTH LAUGH)

1:02:13 > 1:02:16Give me that! Get outta here, both of ya!

1:02:16 > 1:02:19- Sykes, where's Angie? (PHONE RINGS) - You tell me. Whale Wash. You...

1:02:19 > 1:02:22- Oh. It's for you. - Huh?

1:02:22 > 1:02:25- Hello?- 'Is this the Sharkslayer?' - Yeah. Who's this?

1:02:25 > 1:02:28It's Luca the octo... I mean... Forget about it.

1:02:28 > 1:02:31Now, you follow these instructions to the letter, OK?

1:02:31 > 1:02:35File cabinet, top drawer, there's a package. Get it.

1:02:36 > 1:02:39'That's right, tough guy, we got your girl.

1:02:39 > 1:02:43- 'Now, there's gonna be a sit-down in one hour.'- (Who is it?)

1:02:43 > 1:02:47- (Ssh!)- Be there if you don't wanna see her sleepin' with the fishes.

1:02:48 > 1:02:52The dead ones. Now, nod your head if you understand.

1:02:54 > 1:02:56Now tell me if you nodded your head.

1:02:58 > 1:03:00I nodded.

1:03:01 > 1:03:04They got Angie and they want a sit-down.

1:03:04 > 1:03:08I never meant for anybody to get hurt, especially not Angie.

1:03:08 > 1:03:12- This is all my fault. - Ah, it's a classic move.

1:03:12 > 1:03:15They take the thing you love the most and they use it against ya.

1:03:18 > 1:03:22- We gotta go to that sit-down and we gotta save...- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look,

1:03:22 > 1:03:25I can't just waltz in there and say,

1:03:25 > 1:03:28- "Hi, Pop, I'm a dolphin!"- Lenny? - "And the Sharkslayer's a fake."

1:03:28 > 1:03:31- Fake?! - We're gonna need a better plan.

1:03:31 > 1:03:36Oh! (LAUGHS) This is a joke, right? Because, you know, I told Lino...

1:03:36 > 1:03:39- 'Shut up, Lino! Shut up!' - (GROWLS)

1:03:39 > 1:03:41Tell me you didn't make it all up!

1:03:41 > 1:03:44Tell me you're a real Sharkslayer!

1:03:44 > 1:03:46I'm sorry, Sykes. I'm not.

1:03:48 > 1:03:51But the sharks don't know that.

1:03:54 > 1:03:57(GULPS)

1:03:57 > 1:04:00- (GULPS) - (HYPERVENTILATES)

1:04:05 > 1:04:08(BOTH GASP)

1:04:12 > 1:04:14- Grrrr! - (ALL) Waah!

1:04:16 > 1:04:20- (Stop foolin' around! This'll never work! We're dead!)- (Ssh!)

1:04:20 > 1:04:22(Thank you, Sykes. Thank you.)

1:04:22 > 1:04:26And my man, Sykes, has just...begged me

1:04:26 > 1:04:29not to murderlise all y'all up in here, all right?

1:04:29 > 1:04:31Now, I might listen to him.

1:04:31 > 1:04:35But then again I might not! And that depends on the individual behaviour

1:04:35 > 1:04:40of all the individuals in here... individually. Ain't that right?

1:04:41 > 1:04:43(He's got dolphin muscle.)

1:04:43 > 1:04:47- (My uncle got whacked by one of those.)- Which one of you sardines

1:04:47 > 1:04:50- called this meetin'? - That would be me.

1:04:52 > 1:04:57So, this is the Sharkslayer? I've been lookin' forward to meetin' you.

1:04:57 > 1:04:59I feel like we're practically family.

1:04:59 > 1:05:03Funny, ain't it? I brought my kids into the world

1:05:03 > 1:05:06full of love and care... and you took 'em out.

1:05:07 > 1:05:10You know who I am? Do you know who I am?!

1:05:11 > 1:05:14I'm the Don. The boss of the great white sharks.

1:05:14 > 1:05:17Hey, boss, I saved you a seat.

1:05:18 > 1:05:21I've been runnin' this reef since before you was born

1:05:21 > 1:05:25and if you thought a guy like me can't get to a guy like you,

1:05:25 > 1:05:28guess what? You thought wrong.

1:05:28 > 1:05:30(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

1:05:30 > 1:05:34- (GASPS) - Man, you're the one who's wrong.

1:05:34 > 1:05:37I barely even know that girl. What's your name, miss?

1:05:37 > 1:05:42- (MUMBLES) Angie! - Oh, yeah? Well, I say he's bluffing.

1:05:42 > 1:05:44How ya doin', pretty lady?

1:05:44 > 1:05:47- Urrgh. - Lola,

1:05:47 > 1:05:50- we meet again. - You know, Sharkslayer,

1:05:50 > 1:05:54there's only one thing I like better than money.

1:05:54 > 1:05:58- Revenge! - Oh, I'm in love!

1:05:58 > 1:06:00Your shark-slayin' days are over

1:06:00 > 1:06:05- and there ain't nothin' you can do about it.- (CHUCKLES)

1:06:06 > 1:06:09(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

1:06:13 > 1:06:16- (LENNY AND SYKES LAUGH) - (LAUGHS)

1:06:17 > 1:06:19- Huh? What's so funny? - Ow!

1:06:19 > 1:06:22You got nothin'. Nothing!

1:06:22 > 1:06:25- Sebastian, take her out! - (MUFFLED SCREAM)

1:06:28 > 1:06:32# Da, da, da, dun, da, da, da, dun Can't touch this

1:06:32 > 1:06:35# Da, da, da, dun, da, da, da, dun Can't touch this!

1:06:35 > 1:06:38# Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh! Stop! Oscar time! #

1:06:38 > 1:06:42OK, new rules! Nobody,

1:06:42 > 1:06:47I repeat, nobody makes a move without my OK. I am the Panama Canal, baby!

1:06:47 > 1:06:50- From now on everything... (EXHALES) ..flows through me!- Huh?!

1:06:50 > 1:06:54- What'd he do?!- You lose a tooth, you don't grow one back

1:06:54 > 1:06:56- without my OK! OK?! - OK.

1:06:56 > 1:07:00- Atchoo!- If you sneeze, you don't wipe that boogie without my OK! OK?!

1:07:00 > 1:07:03- OK. - All right. And you don't say OK

1:07:03 > 1:07:06- without my OK! OK?! - Ohh!- (CLATTERING)

1:07:06 > 1:07:10- Uh-oh! OK, thank you all for coming. We gotta go.- Oh, one more thing.

1:07:10 > 1:07:14- What is with all y'all livin' in the love boat?- (Oscar!)

1:07:14 > 1:07:18- Y'all supposed to be the Mob! Get yourselves a real hide-out!- Oscar.

1:07:18 > 1:07:21And take a good look, Lino. It's over!

1:07:21 > 1:07:25- You're old school! - (BOTH) Oscar!- What?!

1:07:25 > 1:07:27Mmf! BLEURGH!

1:07:27 > 1:07:30< The horror!

1:07:30 > 1:07:32The horror!

1:07:32 > 1:07:35- Bleurgh! Mmf! - (EMBARRASSED LAUGHTER)

1:07:35 > 1:07:38Erm, excuse me.

1:07:38 > 1:07:40- (Ange, are you OK?!) - No, I am not OK!

1:07:40 > 1:07:43- He...ate me! - I couldn't take it.

1:07:43 > 1:07:46- The taste was killin' me. - Lenny?- (GASPS)

1:07:48 > 1:07:50Is that you?

1:07:51 > 1:07:55- You're alive?- Oh! - I thought I lost you.

1:07:56 > 1:07:59What are you wearin'? Huh? What is that?

1:08:12 > 1:08:17- Oh! Oh-hoh!- Hey, boss, it's Lenny! He was wearin' a disguise

1:08:17 > 1:08:20so we wouldn't recognise him. But now he's not wearin' a disguise,

1:08:20 > 1:08:24- so we do recognise him! - Hi, Pop.

1:08:24 > 1:08:28Are you kiddin' me? Are you kiddin' me?! Are you outta your mind?!

1:08:28 > 1:08:32- Do you have any idea how this looks?!- (This is the best sit-down

1:08:32 > 1:08:35- (I've ever been to.)- What are you doin' with this guy? He took out

1:08:35 > 1:08:38- your own flesh and blood! - But, Pop...- But nothin'!

1:08:38 > 1:08:42You never take sides against the family! Ever!

1:08:42 > 1:08:45Hey, Don, Lino, sir, listen. I-It's not his fault.

1:08:45 > 1:08:48- Th-This is between you and me. - What did I ever do to you?!

1:08:48 > 1:08:52You took Frankie away and you turned Lenny into a dolphin!

1:08:52 > 1:08:54- I'm gonna get you! - Aaarh!

1:08:54 > 1:08:58- Oscar, look out! - Oscar, swim! Swim for your life!

1:09:02 > 1:09:04- (CRASH!) - (ROARS)

1:09:04 > 1:09:08- Aarh!- You're gonna regret the day you became the Sharkslayer!

1:09:08 > 1:09:13Oh, oh, well, look who's stuck in the porthole!

1:09:13 > 1:09:16- Huh? - It's the hungry big guy!

1:09:16 > 1:09:19Well, say hello to my little friends!

1:09:19 > 1:09:22(MAKES SOUND OF BUGLE)

1:09:22 > 1:09:25- Aaaaaaargh! - (LAUGHS)

1:09:31 > 1:09:33- Try it again. - Whale Wash.

1:09:33 > 1:09:38- You'll get a whale of a wash and the price... Oh, my gosh!- All right!

1:09:38 > 1:09:42- You got it right! - Move! Everybody out of the way!

1:09:44 > 1:09:47- (BOTH) Waaah! - (ALL SCREAM)

1:09:52 > 1:09:55C'mon, Lino, it's time to clean up your act.

1:09:57 > 1:10:01- Waaaah! - Pop, leave him alone!

1:10:01 > 1:10:03Waah!

1:10:07 > 1:10:11All right, Lino, game's over!

1:10:12 > 1:10:14Agh! Oof!

1:10:18 > 1:10:22- Lenny, what are you doin' in there?! - Sorry.- Where's Lino?!

1:10:23 > 1:10:26- He's right behind me, isn't he? - You're mine now.- Aaaah!

1:10:33 > 1:10:35Whoa!

1:10:36 > 1:10:39- (WHIRRING) - Let's finish this, Sharkslayer!

1:10:39 > 1:10:42Oh, we're about to!

1:10:45 > 1:10:48- Ugh! - (WHIRRING FADES)

1:10:55 > 1:10:58- Aaarh! - Ugh!

1:11:08 > 1:11:10Thank you for coming to Whale Wash.

1:11:12 > 1:11:18OK, somebody needs to get me outta the bubble! Today!

1:11:18 > 1:11:20- Ugh!- (CHEERING) Angie, I...

1:11:20 > 1:11:22- The Sharkslayer has done it again. - Hey!

1:11:22 > 1:11:25- Wait!- He lured two sharks into his deathtrap.

1:11:25 > 1:11:28- Wait! No!- You're the somebody everybody wants to be.

1:11:28 > 1:11:32- The top of the food chain. Tell us how it feels to be you.- Angie!

1:11:32 > 1:11:35Get me outta here! I need to get a head start,

1:11:35 > 1:11:38- so I can get far away! - Look what you did to him!

1:11:38 > 1:11:41No, it's all a big misunderstanding! If you'll just...

1:11:41 > 1:11:46(ALL CHANT) Sharkslayer! (VOICES DISTORT)

1:11:46 > 1:11:48Stop!

1:11:48 > 1:11:52I am not a real Sharkslaye-e-e-e-e-er!

1:11:52 > 1:11:54(ALL GASP)

1:11:59 > 1:12:02- I lied. - What?

1:12:02 > 1:12:07And I'm not a real financial advisor! (SOBS)

1:12:07 > 1:12:11OK. It was an anchor that killed Frankie.

1:12:11 > 1:12:14I didn't have anything to do with it, neither did Lenny.

1:12:14 > 1:12:16Well, why did you run away?

1:12:16 > 1:12:19Because you always wanted me to be like Frankie.

1:12:20 > 1:12:23I'll never be the shark you want me to be.

1:12:23 > 1:12:25What is your problem?

1:12:25 > 1:12:29So your son likes kelp. So his best friend's a fish.

1:12:29 > 1:12:32So he likes to dress like a dolphin.

1:12:32 > 1:12:36So what?! Everybody loves him just the way he is.

1:12:37 > 1:12:40Why can't you?

1:12:41 > 1:12:46Don't make the same mistake that I did. I didn't know what I had...

1:12:46 > 1:12:48until I lost it.

1:12:54 > 1:12:57Will you get me outta this so I can hug my kid

1:12:57 > 1:13:00- and tell him I'm sorry? - Pop...

1:13:05 > 1:13:08Come here, you.

1:13:09 > 1:13:13I love you, son, no matter what you eat or how you dress.

1:13:14 > 1:13:17- < Oscar? - Angie?

1:13:23 > 1:13:25(SIGHS) Angie...

1:13:26 > 1:13:29..I wish I knew now what I knew then. I mean,

1:13:29 > 1:13:31I wish you knew what I knew,

1:13:31 > 1:13:36- er, before this.- You're blowin' it! - Mind your business, all right?!

1:13:36 > 1:13:41It's emotional and it's pressure! What I'm sayin', I just...

1:13:41 > 1:13:43I didn't need the top of the reef.

1:13:43 > 1:13:47Everything I wanted was right there in front of me

1:13:47 > 1:13:51- the whole time.- Well, what about...being a somebody?

1:13:51 > 1:13:54I'm nobody without you.

1:14:03 > 1:14:05(CHUCKLES) Not helping.

1:14:07 > 1:14:10Oh, come here, ya big dumb...dummy head!

1:14:10 > 1:14:13(ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD)

1:14:15 > 1:14:19I never told you two this but you're the best henchmen a guy ever had!

1:14:19 > 1:14:21- C'mon, group hug! - (BUZZING)

1:14:21 > 1:14:24- Ow! - Sorry, man! Sorry! Try again, man.

1:14:24 > 1:14:26- Come. - Forget it, the moment's gone!

1:14:26 > 1:14:29So, er...Lino, er, Don...

1:14:29 > 1:14:33(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) ..we're cool, right? Like, the reef is safe.

1:14:33 > 1:14:36You know, walk the streets without, "Aaaargh!" You know?

1:14:36 > 1:14:40- Yeah, we're cool. - (ALL CHEER)

1:14:41 > 1:14:44Oscar. E-Excuse me, Oscar. You've lost everything

1:14:44 > 1:14:48you lied so hard to achieve. What's next for you?

1:14:50 > 1:14:52C'mon, everyone's waiting,

1:14:52 > 1:14:56- Mr Manager!- Just gotta put the finishing touch on my new desk.

1:14:56 > 1:14:58Love you, Pop.

1:14:58 > 1:15:01- Yo, dog! - Sykes!

1:15:01 > 1:15:04- All right, partner, let's see what you can do.- (CLEARS THROAT)

1:15:04 > 1:15:09Sykes and Oscar's Whale Wash is now open for business!

1:15:09 > 1:15:12- (ALL CHEER) - Yo, E, B.

1:15:12 > 1:15:17Let's get this party p-p-pumpin'! Yo, yo!

1:15:17 > 1:15:19(SHOUTS)

1:15:19 > 1:15:23Yo, Christina, Missy, how about we have a little Oscar-licious fun?

1:15:23 > 1:15:25# Y'all small tuna fish I'm one big catch

1:15:25 > 1:15:30- # You might not ever get rich... # - Warmin' it up.

1:15:30 > 1:15:32# Let me tell you, it's better than diggin' a ditch... #

1:15:32 > 1:15:34- Come on, baby! Hit it! - # There ain't no tellin'

1:15:34 > 1:15:37- # Who you might meet... # - Whoo!

1:15:37 > 1:15:40# A movie star or maybe a common thief

1:15:40 > 1:15:45- # Working at the car wash - Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

1:15:45 > 1:15:47- # At the car wash, yeah! - Whoo!

1:15:47 > 1:15:50- # Yeah! - At the car wash... #

1:15:50 > 1:15:52Hey, Angie! >

1:15:52 > 1:15:56Sorry, Pop and I are late, but we brought some new customers.

1:15:56 > 1:15:59- Hey, how ya doin'? - Wow!

1:15:59 > 1:16:01OK, guys, c'mon in!

1:16:01 > 1:16:05# This ain't no place to be if you're planning on being a star

1:16:05 > 1:16:08# Let me tell you it's always cool

1:16:08 > 1:16:12# And the boss don't mind sometimes when you're acting like a fool

1:16:12 > 1:16:15- # Working at the car wash... # - No, no, snap it, snap it!

1:16:15 > 1:16:19- I'm snappin' it.- It's OK, a lotta great whites can't do it, yo.

1:16:19 > 1:16:21- Yo?- Yo, what's up? - What's up with what?

1:16:21 > 1:16:24- Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.- You say "yo" one more time

1:16:24 > 1:16:26- and I'm gonna yo you! - Sorry.

1:16:26 > 1:16:30- OK, dude, I've pimped your hide! - All right!

1:16:31 > 1:16:35Hey, you think this is funny?! What am I, a clown to you?!

1:16:37 > 1:16:38# Fill it up right away

1:16:38 > 1:16:40- # Work at the - Car wash

1:16:40 > 1:16:41# Sharks in the water Make their jaws lock

1:16:41 > 1:16:43# When I swim through the gym I'm too hot

1:16:43 > 1:16:44# Y'all can make y'all bets

1:16:44 > 1:16:47# Y'all small tuna fish I'm one big catch

1:16:47 > 1:16:48- # Shark's lair - Bow down, player

1:16:48 > 1:16:51# Cos this right here will be your worst nightmare

1:16:51 > 1:16:53# Work that, work that Pop back, hurt that... #

1:16:53 > 1:16:56- Break it down! - # Whoo!

1:16:56 > 1:16:58# Nine to five, I gotta keep that fat stack comin'... #

1:16:58 > 1:17:02- Whoo! - # That's why I work and work

1:17:02 > 1:17:04# Working at the car wash

1:17:04 > 1:17:06# Oh, yeah!

1:17:06 > 1:17:09- # At the car wash, yeah - Come on, work

1:17:09 > 1:17:11- # Baby, work it, say now - At the car wash

1:17:11 > 1:17:14# Oh, yeah!

1:17:14 > 1:17:17- # At the car wash, yeah - Come on, work

1:17:17 > 1:17:19- # Baby, work it, say now - At the car wash

1:17:19 > 1:17:22# Oh, yeah!

1:17:22 > 1:17:24# Working at the car wash, yeah

1:17:24 > 1:17:26# So come on, come on Come on, come on, come on

1:17:26 > 1:17:28# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

1:17:28 > 1:17:30# Doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

1:17:33 > 1:17:34# Now, keep it comin'

1:17:34 > 1:17:36# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

1:17:36 > 1:17:38# Doo, doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

1:17:38 > 1:17:42# So you may not ever get rich But, hey!

1:17:42 > 1:17:44# This is

1:17:44 > 1:17:47# A Shark Tale exclusive

1:17:47 > 1:17:51- # Hey, get your car washed today - Hey!

1:17:51 > 1:17:54- # Hey, get your car washed today - Phenomenal hit! #

1:17:54 > 1:17:59MUSIC: "Good Foot" by Justin Timberlake, feat. Timbaland

1:17:59 > 1:18:02- # Hey, Timbo- Yeah

1:18:02 > 1:18:04# Don't you hate it when a dude starts actin' up?

1:18:04 > 1:18:07# Like this fella over here with his hands on the scuff

1:18:07 > 1:18:09# Be muggin and carryin on.

1:18:09 > 1:18:11- # Hey, JT- Yeah

1:18:11 > 1:18:13# Why these dudes keep starin' at us?

1:18:13 > 1:18:15# I dunno but I'm about to find out... #

1:18:15 > 1:18:19Taxi! Hey, taxi!! Hello?!

1:18:19 > 1:18:20# There ain't nothing to it

1:18:20 > 1:18:23# If you wanna get down then we can do it, do it

1:18:23 > 1:18:26- # There ain't nothing to it Get out your seat.- Why?

1:18:26 > 1:18:28# You ain't glued to it

1:18:28 > 1:18:30# Be easy and watch that tone

1:18:30 > 1:18:33# Keep stepping with your new suede shoes on

1:18:33 > 1:18:35# Boys and girls Let's all sing along

1:18:35 > 1:18:37# Now, everybody Just get on the good foot

1:18:37 > 1:18:42# Ah, yeah Just get on the good foot... #

1:18:43 > 1:18:46Hey! You going to eat the rest of your popcorn?

1:18:48 > 1:18:50Eurgh! Too much butter! >

1:18:51 > 1:18:52Hey, a nacho! >

1:18:52 > 1:18:56# ..fish in the sea I'm going to get the baddest one

1:18:56 > 1:19:00# You take yourself so seriously But you don't impress me none

1:19:00 > 1:19:02# Don't be alarmed, boy. #