0:00:12 > 0:00:14There, that's better.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16BABY CHUCKLES
0:00:18 > 0:00:19All clean.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25HE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake... #
0:00:30 > 0:00:33What are you doing here, Donkey? What are you talking about?
0:00:33 > 0:00:37I'm talking about Santa Claus! There's only 159 days till Christmas
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- so you'd better be good! - Be good?!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41How about this - you'd better be scarce. Now, go on!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I don't care about Christmas.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- # Jingle bells, jingle bells... # - AAAGH!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- DONKEY!- Only 51 days till Christmas.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Get your butt in gear and get your marshmallows,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59cos without them, sweet potatoes are nothing!
0:00:59 > 0:01:04Enough! I don't care about any of this nonsense. Now, shoo!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06OK, but don't say I didn't say, "I told you so!"
0:01:11 > 0:01:14# Dashing through the snow Laughing all the way... #
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- It's here! Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! Got everything ready?- No.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- Trimmed your stockings, hung your chestnuts, roasted the tree?- No! - Figgyfied the pudding?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- No-one here gives a hoot about Christmas! - DOOR OPENS
0:01:29 > 0:01:32A white Christmas! Oh, how perfect!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34And it's our first one together as a family.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39- Isn't this exciting?- Uh...oh, yeah! How about that?- Ahem! Princess?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- I think there's something Shrek needs to...- Don't ruin the surprise!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Surprise? Oh, I love surprises! You're the best.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51DOOR SHUTS OK. You're a dead man, you know that?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Umm...hold that thought, I'll be right back.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, good! You're still open.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19No, no, we're closing now.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Merry Christmas!- Wait! I need your help.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26I have to make a Christmas, and I have no idea what it is, or how to do it.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Why didn't you say so? That's super!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I know all about it and I have just the book for you.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Christmas For Village Idiots.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36It's all spelled out, see? Step one, decorate the house. Step two, stockings.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Step three, the Christmas feast. Mmmmm!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- What's that? - That's the Christmas tree!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43The tree goes INSIDE the house?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Anyway. Step five, the telling of the Christmas story.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50This step says, "I've created the perfect Christmas
0:02:50 > 0:02:54"for my perfect family, perfectly!" See? Family by the fire, all cosy and warm.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Voila!- Umm...sure. - Look, long story short,
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- it's all right here. It's no problem!- Oh, perfect. - I mean, how hard can it be?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04GENERAL COMMOTION I didn't get the egg nog!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- We're closed!- Have a Dwight the Knight action figure!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Marshmallows! Sweet potatoes are nothing without them!- Bye-bye!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Have a super Christmas! - HE GROANS
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- MUFFLED THUMPING - What? Oh...
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Honey, is that you?- Aaagh!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Oh! Fiona, what are you doing up so early?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Are you OK?- I'm all right.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- What are you...- I...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Are you decorating?!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Err, yeah, that! Surprised?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- Yes!- Well, this is our first Christmas together as a family
0:03:41 > 0:03:44and, you know, I just wanna make sure it's...perfect.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Shrek, I think it's beautiful. - It's passable...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- It's horrible!- Donkey!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Usually, they just toilet paper it and run away!
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Get rid of this junk and get tinsel, doilies, ribbons, maybe plastic reindeer...
0:03:57 > 0:04:00What exactly is it you wanted today?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03It's Christmas Eve! I brought you a little something.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Take a couple,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I bought plenty for everybody.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, isn't that...nice?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Well, thanks for stopping by for the BRIEF VISIT!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15But, as you can see, there's a lot of work to do.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Just like him to wait till the last minute. Don't worry, I know all about Christmas.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Shrek's gonna want my help and my advice, and...
0:04:22 > 0:04:27Actually, I think what he really wants is a nice FAMILY Christmas.
0:04:27 > 0:04:33- Oh, a family Christmas!- Yeah, it's the first one with the kids.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Don't say another word, I know exactly what you mean! I'd better get moving.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Thank you, Donkey. And Merry Christmas!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44All right, Merry Christmas! # Love and joy come to you... #
0:04:46 > 0:04:51Donkey's right. It's Christmas Eve. How will I get this done in time?
0:04:51 > 0:04:56This is gonna be the best Christmas ever. We're gonna do it together! So come on.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59MUSIC: "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses
0:05:03 > 0:05:03SHE BURPS
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Everything looks so good! Nice job, honey.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Well, we all did it together. And now...
0:05:26 > 0:05:31What would a perfect Christmas be without a Christmas story?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- not a creature was stirring... - DOOR CRASHES OPEN
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- What?!- Merry Christmas, Shrek!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Oh, not you!- We're here to smother you in Christmas love!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Absolutely not! Bad donkey! Go home!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Now, you are you gonna have Christmas without your family?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Happy holidays!- Merry Christmas! - What a nice surprise!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh, yeah...oof!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00OK...I will assume the position...
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- I am the joy-filled swine! - Yay for the season of love!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Oh, man! You can't be hanging your dirty laundry up here!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Donkey, don't touch anything!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18How we gonna roast chestnuts on this little bitty fire? Hey, baby!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26That was our supper!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Oww! Hey!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Did you hurt yourself when you fell out of heaven?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Where are we going to put it?- Where do you want to put it?- Here!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- CRASH - That was not with the Feng Shui!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Come on, let's dance!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Occupied!- It's me.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- Shrek?- Yes? - Come back to the party. Please?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- I don't think that'd be such a good idea.- Come on.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05It's not that bad!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09OK, I know you're not a party person, but...
0:07:09 > 0:07:13But what? This is not the kind of Christmas I had in mind.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14They're our friends, Shrek.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- They all mean well... - GLASS SMASHES
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- How many babies did Fiona have? - She has babies? I don't know!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- I'd better get back to the house! - Surprised we still have one!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Are you coming?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Oh, I can hardly wait.- Oh, finally!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30LOUD THUMPING
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Ja, look at him go!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Excuse me!- Excuse you for what?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I don't feel very good...
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Ah, I feel better now!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Ooh, a chocolate chip! Mmmm.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Sweetheart?
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Mind if I cut in?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00# Don't stop believin'... #
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I am a little Christmas angel!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Hey there, my sweeties.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- HICCUP! - Aww.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Would you like Daddy to finish the story for you?
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Yeah? The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- while visions of sugar plums... - Are you telling them The Night Before Christmas?
0:08:24 > 0:08:30- That's the best Christmas story ever! And I'm the best teller ever! - Donkey...Donkey?
0:08:30 > 0:08:31DONKEY! Wait...
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'm supposed to tell the Christmas story.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37'Twas the night before Christmas. I'd spent all the day
0:08:37 > 0:08:40finishing up on my Christmas display.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Missing all this would be nothing but tragic,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45so, just follow me and I'll show you the magic!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Out in the yard, in a glorious clutter,
0:08:47 > 0:08:50is a spectacle there that'll make your heart flutter.
0:08:50 > 0:08:5320-foot cheese balls and a big egg nog fountain
0:08:53 > 0:08:56and yodelling elves on an ambrosia mountain.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58A stage where acrobats jump, leap and prance,
0:08:58 > 0:09:02and honour the day through interpretive dance.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Just when you think the display is complete
0:09:04 > 0:09:07the Christmas parade comes right down the street.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09With holiday floats all in silver and blue,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12with sugar plum fairies and a reindeer or two.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15There's baton-twirling snowmen, all happy and perky,
0:09:15 > 0:09:18magical peacocks and a dancing roast turkey.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Everybody dance now... #
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Right when you think you've just seen it all,
0:09:24 > 0:09:28comes a huge waffle Santa that's 50 feet tall!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31HO-HO-HO!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34With syrup and butter, the sight just amazes,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36and he's flanked by a choir, all singing his praises.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40# Wa-a-ffle Santa! Wa-a-ffle Santa!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42# Waffle Santa! Waffle Santa... #
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Donkey!- Santa?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Donkey!- Santa!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- DONKEY!- Oh...
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Very inappropriate, amigo. Please, allow me.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, puss, not you too!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58My homeland will tell a very different tale of the Santa Nicolas.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00He's not made of waffles!
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Listen, it was nothing like that. Santa, you know,
0:10:05 > 0:10:06was a hot, Latin cat...
0:10:08 > 0:10:12He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his paws
0:10:12 > 0:10:16and he stood there, heroic, a real Santa...CLAWS.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Red are his boots and so is his cape.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Ole!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25His sword is a cane that tastes like crab cake.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29He wears a fine belt and a leather cravat,
0:10:29 > 0:10:33and there's a cute, fuzzy thing which hangs down from his hat...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Purrrrr!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I have shamed myself.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51All right. If you leave now, you can beat the holiday traffic!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Awww, phooey with all your sunshine and lollipops!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Where I come from, Christmas is a nightmare!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- SHREK SIGHS - Ahem!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02'Twas the night before Christmas, and the prettiest sights
0:11:02 > 0:11:08were my sweetheart beside me, and the bright Christmas lights.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12...and they looked at the car door handle, and they found...
0:11:12 > 0:11:13A HOOK!
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Aaaaagh!- Ha-ha-ha!- Gingey, cut it out. You're giving me the creeps!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Oh, come on, I was just teasing!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Come here, you.- Oh, Gingey.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26I couldn't stay mad at you! THUMP
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- What was that?- Oh, no you don't. I'm not falling for that again!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32No, I'm really, seriously, not kidding!
0:11:34 > 0:11:35- Aaaaagh!- Gingey!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37ROAAAAAAR!
0:11:37 > 0:11:38No-o-o-o!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41ROAAAAAAR!
0:11:41 > 0:11:45NO! SUSIE-E-E-E!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- CRUNCH! - NO! NO! NO-O-O-O!
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- That's ridiculous! You know that's not how it goes!- You weren't there!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56All right, everyone, I've had just about enough!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00All I wanted was a nice Christmas with MY FAMILY.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05Exactly why we're all here! Come on, let's finish telling my story!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Oh, no, Donkey, that's not what I meant. And get out of my chair!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Hey, what's this?- Donkey, let go of the book!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Why are you whispering?- I'm not kidding, Donkey. Give me the book!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Heimlich!- Ja?- No, HEIMLICH!- Oh, ja!
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Oww! My eye!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Aaaagh!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Drop and roll, Shrek!
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Somebody get some water! - I got it! I got it! - Don't worry, it's under control!
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Oh, boy.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52STEAM WHISTLING
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Ooh! Ze tea is ready!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Out! I want everybody out of my house!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Right now!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Aaaaaah! OWW!
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests on Christmas!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09And if you think I'm gonna give you a present now,
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- you are sadly mistaken!- You wanna give me a present? Then go away!
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- That's all I wanted. - Fine, I'm going!- Good, then go!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21You go and have yourself a merry Christmas!
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- Ebenezer Shrek!- And a "bah, humbug" to you, too!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- We could come to our house.- Ja, we have plenty of schnitzel!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Now, maybe we can...
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Fiona? Where are you going?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Shrek, you just kicked everybody out on Christmas!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45That wasn't Christmas, that was chaos!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Look, I know it didn't go like you wanted...
0:13:48 > 0:13:51What I wanted was a perfect Christmas for me and my family.
0:13:51 > 0:13:56- That WAS our family.- You call that a family? That was a natural disaster!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58On Christmas, that's how it works.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Yes, it was crowded. Yes, it got a little out of hand...
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Fiona, they lit me on fire!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Shrek...- I had everything under control, until they showed up
0:14:07 > 0:14:09and ruined my Christmas.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11YOUR Christmas?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I mean, OUR Christmas. For you and the babies.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Christmas is not just about you or me.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Or even the babies.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23You just don't get it.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27I have to go. I need to apologise to our friends.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Fiona, wait!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45MUSIC: "The Stars Shine In The Sky Tonight" by Eels
0:14:47 > 0:14:51# December is a lonely month
0:14:51 > 0:14:56# In a year of lonely days
0:14:56 > 0:15:00# It's hard to tell which way is up
0:15:00 > 0:15:03# Or down or out
0:15:03 > 0:15:06# Or through the haze
0:15:07 > 0:15:13# It's not where you're coming from
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# It's where you're going to... #
0:15:16 > 0:15:21I don't understand why Shrek had to be so mean and cranky. We were just trying to do what you wanted.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27- What are you talking about?- What you said this morning. You wanted to have a big, noisy, family Christmas.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- No, I said it was our first Christmas together as a family. - Right, that's me and everyone else!
0:15:31 > 0:15:36- Then, he gotta go lose his temper like that!- You know, none of us really asked him what HE wanted.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Well, I must agree with the Princess. And YOU were no Christmas angel!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- I don't remember asking YOU anything! - Donkey...
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- I'm sorry, Princess, you're right. Even still, Shrek didn't have to be so...- What?
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- Aaaagh!- Pig-headed? Stubborn? Mean?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Well, maybe I am all those things. But I'm an ogre, OK?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58So, here's the thing.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04- CLEARS HIS THROAT - I'm sorry you took getting kicked out of my house the wrong way.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07No, wait. What I meant to say is...
0:16:07 > 0:16:11I know you're all just trying to be helpful, in your own irritating fashion...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Ay, caramba!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Uh...some people can't help being annoying.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Shrek...
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Look, I shouldn't have lost my temper back there.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Apology accepted, let's go eat.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Hey, wait a minute. There's something more to this. What's going on?
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Look, all I wanted was to make this perfect for my family.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35But I don't even know what Christmas means!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38The thing is, this is my first Christmas, too.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- Whoah! Hold up, Shrek! You mean to tell me you never had...- No.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44- Not even once?- No!
0:16:44 > 0:16:48No chestnuts, no Santa, no presents, no stockings? No nut cakes?
0:16:48 > 0:16:52DONKEY! No, none of that.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Ogres don't celebrate Christmas.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Ogres don't celebrate anything.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Awww, man. Now I'm all emotional! Come here, Shrek, give me a hug.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- All right, that's close enough.- OK, all right. I guess I get a little bit excited
0:17:10 > 0:17:15about Christmas, and all the presents and mistletoe and everything.
0:17:15 > 0:17:20I forget that it's about us all being together. I'm sorry, Shrek.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24I know, Donkey. And I'm sorry it ended up in a great big fight.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Oh, Christmas is all about big fights! My momma used to say,
0:17:27 > 0:17:31"Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries." Usually, it's me!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34But there is no right way to do Christmas, you just do it.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Ja, mit schnitzel!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- And egg nog! - And cheese!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39And family.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yeah. And family.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46So, despite the fact that you drive me crazy at times...
0:17:46 > 0:17:48...yes, Donkey, I'm looking at you...
0:17:48 > 0:17:52it would mean a lot to me if you would all come back and join us.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57OK, I guess I deserved that.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Don't push your luck!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Ha-ha-ha! They got you good!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Hey, who did that?!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Well, that's the last of the spare blankets.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Sorry, this is my spot.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14I never get the good spot,
0:18:14 > 0:18:16so I specifically...owww!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20So...ve are pigs. Pigs in ze blanket, ja?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Ja!- Ja!- So...zis is funny, ja?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Ja, ja!- Zis is funny, ja! - Yup, zat's a good one!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Goodnight, everyone. It's time for lights out.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Lights out?! We can't go to sleep, we haven't heard a bedtime story! Right?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Shrek, yeah!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36THEY ALL SHOUT
0:18:36 > 0:18:38All right, all right.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Don't need this. OK.
0:18:44 > 0:18:49'Twas the night before Christmas, not a swamp-rat did creep,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52as mother and babe played kazoo in their sleep.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54FARTING NOISES
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Now, the sight of the house would make any ogre droop,
0:18:57 > 0:19:01for 'twas sickeningly sweet as unicorn poop.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Yet, who's a-riding to help this lost cause?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06The foul, the vile...
0:19:06 > 0:19:09and handsome, Ogre Claus!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Hey, how's it going?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13He looked all around and scratched at his beard,
0:19:13 > 0:19:15and said...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17AND SAID...
0:19:17 > 0:19:21This place is worse than I thought...er, feared!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- and let loose a...- BUUURRRRRP!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30that transformed the place!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32With a gleam in his eye, his work here was done,
0:19:32 > 0:19:36and then to the babies he gave, one by one,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39a festering bottle of stinky swamp juice.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- For mummy, a kiss and a good Christmas goose.- Ooh!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45425 degrees, 20 minutes per pound!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Then, digging a finger inside of his nose
0:19:48 > 0:19:52and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
0:19:56 > 0:20:02"Smelly Christmas to all, and to all a gross night!"
0:20:02 > 0:20:03APPROACHING SLEIGHBELLS
0:20:03 > 0:20:08Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho! Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Ho-Ho-Ho!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12SANTA?! AAAAGH!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Subtitles by Andy Bonar Red Bee Media Ltd
0:20:31 > 0:20:34E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk