0:02:53 > 0:02:59- Want gas, mister?- Yeah, fill it up. - Help yourself. I gotta close up.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Do you know how to get to Blackbeard's Inn?
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- I'm going there. I'll show you, if you give me a lift.- You're on.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12- Staying at the inn?- Yep. - Mostly old ladies live there.
0:03:12 > 0:03:18Salesmen going through like to stay at Ye Jolly Roger, down in town.
0:03:18 > 0:03:24- I'm the new track coach at Godolphin College.- Glad to know you.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I'm Gudger Larkin. I'm captain of your track squad.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Small world! Let's see... I'd guess you were a sprinter.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36No, sir! I'm as slow as molasses in January.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Can you give me a hand, Coach? - Oh, yeah.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48What IS your event, Larkin?
0:03:48 > 0:03:54- The shot put.- The weight man's usually the strongest on the team!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Yes, sir.
0:04:03 > 0:04:09- That's the inn. - Did the pirate build it?- Sure. He got killed in a battle in the bay.
0:04:09 > 0:04:16- I must brush up on local history. - The old ladies who run the inn are descendants of Blackbeard's crew.
0:04:24 > 0:04:30"Buccaneer Bazaar. Help save the inn." What does that mean?
0:04:30 > 0:04:35Some guy wants the inn torn down, but the old ladies are fighting it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Have they started to tear it down already(?)
0:04:43 > 0:04:47It's built of timbers of ships wrecked in the bay.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- You can park over there.- All right.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52CAR SCREECHES TO A HALT
0:04:52 > 0:04:55What's that all about?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Hey, buddy, I...
0:05:07 > 0:05:11That's Silky Seymour. He runs the gambling around here.
0:05:11 > 0:05:19- What's he doing here?- He bought the old ladies' mortgage. Unless they come up with the loot, they're out.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Seymour gets everything he wants around here, huh?- Just about.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29THE BAND PLAYS SHANTY
0:05:50 > 0:05:57Have you seen Miss Stowecroft? This man has a reservation. She's telling fortunes.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Dean Wheaton? What? Meet our new track coach...
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Steve Walker. I'm to report to you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Welcome to Godolphin.
0:06:07 > 0:06:14I don't want to be negative, but I was against replacing our former coach, when he left so informally.
0:06:14 > 0:06:20The track team has done little to add lustre to Godolphin, so why go on with it?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I'm sorry to hear that...
0:06:23 > 0:06:29But we've been in the Broxton Relays for years. The alumni insisted on one more try.
0:06:29 > 0:06:36It's not long till the Relays, but I hope to restore your confidence.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I never had any.
0:06:39 > 0:06:47Before the warmth of the dean's reception goes to my head, I think I'll get a room.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49OK, Coach. See you tomorrow.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Gudger?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56What DID happen to the other track coach?
0:06:56 > 0:07:03I dunno. He got to acting real weird - talking to himself, real down in the chops.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07One day, he just disappeared. Just...he was gone.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Goodnight, Gudger.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Night, Coach.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24< Mr Walker?
0:07:24 > 0:07:30- This is Mr Purvis, our football coach, whom you must know by reputation.- Who doesn't?
0:07:30 > 0:07:35We're very fortunate. Mr Purvis produces winning football teams,
0:07:35 > 0:07:40which in turn produce gratifyingly large endowments from proud alumni.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45Mr Walker is the new coach of what we refer to as the track team.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49The track team(!)
0:07:49 > 0:07:57- You won't last three weeks. Take my word for it.- If you don't mind, I'd like to find out for myself.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59A word of advice.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- At Godolphin, the name of the game is football.- Football...
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Don't get any big ideas.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Wouldn't dream of it.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I'm sure Mr Walker will acclimatise.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Track team(!)
0:08:19 > 0:08:22SHE SINGS, TRANCE-LIKE
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Miss Stowecroft?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Sit down, Ishmael.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33No, my name's Walker. A room was arranged for me by the college.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36You know? Living accommodation.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41We accommodate the living, but who shall accommodate the dead?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Give me your hand.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51I don't want my fortune told. ..Just a room, Miss Stowecroft.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53AAAGH!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55There's revelation here.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00Dark deeds. Things roused up that were better left to rot.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03If you tell me where the keys are...
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Hold! There's more to the revelation.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- We see good here, too. - Oh, that's good.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Happiness and content for Godolphin, delivered from an ancient evil.
0:09:16 > 0:09:23And gratitude to you, Ishmael, who have sacrificed your own life in their delivery.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Now the light fades.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33That is all.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- About the room...- That's all.
0:09:37 > 0:09:43You may leave an honorarium for the care of the spirits on your way out.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45SHE BEGINS TO SING AGAIN
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Thank you. Come again.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Hi!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- What's the big idea? - Kisses one buck.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I don't work here. Can't you read? I'm executive committee.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I work here.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Well, now. So you do!
0:10:26 > 0:10:30That's what I call a good dollar kiss. Value for money!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Would you hold this a minute?
0:10:33 > 0:10:39- Would you like to try the five dollar special?- Five dollar special.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50May I have my badge? ..Thank you.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57I'm terribly sorry. Only one to a customer. ..Excuse me.
0:11:02 > 0:11:09- Miss Stowecroft! If I could get that room now.- Ishmael! Come along, the auction is about to begin.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Ladies and gentlemen of Godolphin and neighbouring community,
0:11:18 > 0:11:21you know the purpose of this bazaar.
0:11:21 > 0:11:28The Daughters Of The Buccaneers took over this ruin years ago and turned it into a cultural landmark.
0:11:28 > 0:11:36They served tea, cooked dinners, turned part of it into a boarding house...anything to keep it going.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38But that's not enough.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42And unless enough money is raised tonight,
0:11:42 > 0:11:47their home will pass into the hands of strangers.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51So, when Miss Stowecroft begins to auction off
0:11:51 > 0:11:59the treasured mementos, the fine antiques and heirlooms that the ladies have donated to the cause,
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I beg you to search your hearts
0:12:02 > 0:12:09and to bid cheerfully, boldly and very, very generously. Thank you.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Miss Stowecroft.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Thank you, Professor Baker. ..Lot number one.
0:12:18 > 0:12:25A fine antique pistol, which has been in the family of Miss Emily Jeffrey,
0:12:25 > 0:12:30president of the Daughters Of The Buccaneers, for many years.
0:12:30 > 0:12:37- 1. - Can't we do better than that? Who'll give me 20?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Do I hear...
0:12:39 > 0:12:4120?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45The gentleman in the back just waved.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49The gentleman says 20. Who'll give me 30?
0:12:49 > 0:12:5130! >
0:12:51 > 0:12:5235!
0:12:52 > 0:12:5340!
0:12:53 > 0:12:5650!> < 60! 70! >
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Do I hear 80?
0:12:59 > 0:13:0080!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02100!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05100 bid.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Do I hear 110?
0:13:08 > 0:13:13Professor Baker, how about your nice young man in back?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18He just backed into his shell.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Very well. 100 once!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23100 twice!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Sold!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28All right. Move in.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31100. Thank you.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35You got taken, buddy. This is a fake.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Take my advice. Don't bid on anything else.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44The warming pan is fake, too?
0:13:44 > 0:13:49It's tourist junk. Mr Seymour don't like you to throw your money away.
0:13:49 > 0:13:55This bed warmer is believed to have been the property of Alditha Teach,
0:13:55 > 0:14:00tenth wife of our dear Captain Blackbeard.
0:14:00 > 0:14:06If you wanna bid, go ahead. But I don't think Mr Seymour would like it.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Mrs Sackie, how about starting the bidding?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12No, thanks. I...I don't think so.
0:14:14 > 0:14:20- How about you, Mr Finch? - Oh, er, no. No, thank you.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Mr Harrison, you opened the bidding for us...
0:14:24 > 0:14:27This pistol's enough for me.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32Oh...well... No-one opened bidding on this magnificent item.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- 5.- Well, thank you.
0:14:39 > 0:14:4210.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Mr Purvis, our football coach, bids 10.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Fifteen.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- 20.- 25.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- 30.- 35.
0:14:52 > 0:14:5550.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Er, 55.- 60!- 65.- 70!- ..5.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02100.
0:15:02 > 0:15:08As we all know, Mr Virgil Purvis, our football coach, doesn't like to lose.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11He very generously bid 100.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16It's just an opinion, but I wouldn't bid any more, if I were you.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Why is that?
0:15:18 > 0:15:22No reason. I don't want you to, that's all.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Oh.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26200!
0:15:26 > 0:15:30200 once... 200 twice...
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Sold to the nice, young gentleman in back.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Now we're really rolling.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Excuse me.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Here we have a fascinating piece from colonial times. The clock...
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- New around here, aren't you?- Yeah.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Just passing through?- Nope.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Might stick around a while?- Might.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Thank you. >
0:16:00 > 0:16:04We'll see each other again. Goodnight.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Hi.- Hi.
0:16:13 > 0:16:19- How d'you make out?- Better than we expected.- No problem, then?
0:16:19 > 0:16:24We still have 38,000 to give Mr Seymour by the 1st of the month.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29Why is Mr Seymour so anxious to get his hands on this property?
0:16:29 > 0:16:33I'll show you on the map. This is the island we're on.
0:16:36 > 0:16:43In Blackbeard's time, the river flowed this way, and the inn was part of the mainland.
0:16:43 > 0:16:5080 years ago, the river changed its course, isolating the inn from the mainland.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55So, no-one's clarified the island's legal jurisdiction.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58That's where Mr Seymour comes in.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Tear down the inn. Put up a casino. And the law can't bother him.
0:17:03 > 0:17:11Thank you for what you did tonight. You know, without you, we wouldn't have had much of an auction.
0:17:11 > 0:17:17I just kept bidding because it made you smile. I like that smile.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Jo Anne! Aren't you rea...? I've been waiting to drive you home.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Excuse me.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Goodnight.- Goodnight.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35I'm going to put you in his room. I'm sure he won't mind.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- He?- Captain Blackbeard.- Oh.
0:17:39 > 0:17:44This looks out to the river and to the upper bay.
0:17:44 > 0:17:51The captain used to stand here for hours with his spyglass, studying the ships moving in and out.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54He'd pick out the one he liked.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Then he'd come here, to this very table.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02With his men, he'd plan how to seize it.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Thank you, Miss Stowecroft. You must be anxious to get to bed...
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Sometimes when he's in a bad mood,
0:18:09 > 0:18:13or feeling lonely, we hear him thumping around,
0:18:13 > 0:18:19breaking glasses and bottles, trying so hard to communicate with us.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24I suppose we should all be very angry with him for all that noise.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28But, you know, it isn't his fault, poor man.
0:18:28 > 0:18:34- Whose fault is it? - ..Alditha's, of course.- Who?
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Number Ten. The captain's last wife but one.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43The one your warming pan belonged to.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Well, good... - Alditha was a witch.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52She never forgave the captain for denouncing her to the authorities.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57When they were burning her at the stake, she put a curse on him.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00As the flames crept higher and higher,
0:19:00 > 0:19:05she screeched her dying words, "Edward Teach, known as Blackbeard,
0:19:05 > 0:19:13"when you come to die, may your body and soul be racked between this world and the next,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16"always to be alone.
0:19:16 > 0:19:22"May this curse hold fast and true! May you dwell forever more in limbo,
0:19:22 > 0:19:30"or until such time as there be found in you, most wicked of all villains...
0:19:32 > 0:19:36"..some spark of human goodness."
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Goodnight, Mr Walker. Sleep well.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47The dining room will be open for breakfast at 7.30am.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Please be prompt.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58CRUNCHING SOUND
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, no.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07200 bucks.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Alditha Teach.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26So the thing DID belong to her.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Well, now.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42"A spell to turn your enemy into a spotted toad."
0:20:42 > 0:20:45"A spell to turn mercury to gold."
0:20:45 > 0:20:50I wonder if there's a spell to make a track team out of a pig's ear!
0:20:51 > 0:20:57"A spell to bring to your eyes and ears one who is bound in limbo."
0:20:57 > 0:20:59How about that? Limbo.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02"Kree kruh
0:21:02 > 0:21:06"vergo gebba kalto kree!"
0:21:06 > 0:21:09CLAP OF THUNDER
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Purses...pirates...malarkey.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Blackbeard, himself, was a phoney.
0:21:32 > 0:21:39He was probably a chicken-livered pipsqueak who built up a reputation, scaring old women and children.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Chicken-livered pipsqueak, is it?
0:21:44 > 0:21:51A remark, spoke slighting like that, could raise a man's blood. Could it not?
0:21:51 > 0:21:56I've been on the road since five. I'm just tired. Nothing to eat.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01Miss Stowecroft gassed me up with pirate stories. I'm just tired.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Boy, am I tired!
0:22:05 > 0:22:12- I don't think you're real. I don't think that sword is real. I'm gonna walk right through it.- Try it, mate.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Ow!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21It's real.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Who called me out?- What? - Who invoked me?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Have I...?
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Alditha's writing! Ugh!
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Alditha done it.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47"Beware," cried me shipmates, "that girl, she be a true witch!"
0:22:47 > 0:22:49And I paid no heed.
0:22:49 > 0:22:54Oh, Alditha, to do that to your legal-spoke husband.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- The story is, Blackbeard had her burned.- Eh?!
0:22:59 > 0:23:03I never put a taper to her. Never!
0:23:03 > 0:23:09I might have keelhauled a wife or two, or walked one off the end of the plank.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13But I never did it for spite, never for spite.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18I might have done it out of jest, to keep me shipmates' spirits up.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Now to real business.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Where d'you stow it? - What?- Your rum!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I don't drink.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Don't drink?!
0:23:33 > 0:23:38Ship's stores... Have to seek succour there.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Mistress Stowecroft, your humble servant...servant.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09# A bottle of rum No glasses are left
0:24:09 > 0:24:16# I'll drink from a bottle with you Hum dee fiddle-de-dee! Hum da-da-da-da! #
0:24:16 > 0:24:20You don't know what you're missing, son.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- She didn't see you.- Huh?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- She didn't even hear you. - Why should she?
0:24:26 > 0:24:31I'm a kind of a ghost. In limbo. Twixt this world and the next.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36Beholden to that spell which brings me to your eyes only.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39You mean, no-one can see you, except me?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42That's about the shape of it, son.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46And that's why I'll be sailing alongside of you.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Wheresoever thou goeth, there also will I go.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Let's drink to that. Sure you don't want to freshen your spleen?
0:24:55 > 0:25:00Let's get this straight. I want nothing to do with you.
0:25:00 > 0:25:06I'm gonna go to bed, and you can go back into the woodwork.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11Blackbeard don't take kindly to them sort of insinnuendos.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13I don't care for YOUR gib, neither.
0:25:13 > 0:25:20If I were to lay this course, I'd choose myself a hearty companion, with a little blood on his sleeve
0:25:20 > 0:25:26and a predilection for rum, song and the occasional wench.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31But what have I got? I've got a shindly little beanrake.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36- Now, wait...- With the shakes and the whimpers.- What do you mean?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Doesn't even want to join me in a drink!
0:25:40 > 0:25:47We're stuck with one another. The cruise may well be a long one, so you'd better make the best of it.
0:25:47 > 0:25:52And I take this opportunity of bidding you a very good night.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Hey!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Wait a minute! Get off of my bed!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Your bed?- My bed!- MY BED!
0:26:02 > 0:26:10I captured it from a Portuguese trader. I spitted him clean and sweet against the headboard.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Don't rush me. ..There it is.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16There's your Portuguese, what's left of him.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21If you think I'm sleeping on the floor, you're wrong!
0:26:21 > 0:26:29Welcome aboard! And drop your hook. Don't ever let it be said that old Teach was inhospitable.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34All I ask is to be able to get to sleep, because I know...
0:26:35 > 0:26:41I know when I wake up, none of this will have ever happened.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45HE SINGS DROWSILY
0:26:48 > 0:26:53# There were 9 and 20 Spanish lads A-pulling on the sheets... #
0:26:57 > 0:27:00HE SNORES
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Up the Jolly Roger!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Wind freshening? Aye. Hoist it again.
0:27:15 > 0:27:22Hey, Portuguese! It's your daughter I'm after, senhor, not your bed.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29We meet again!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Pick up your weapon, sir.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Take my regards to the King of Spain. ..Aaagh!
0:27:48 > 0:27:52Bellamy! ..Aaagh!
0:27:53 > 0:27:58That is it. ..That is absolutely it!
0:27:58 > 0:28:04Figment of my imagination or not, he can have his room and his BED!
0:28:04 > 0:28:10I don't need it. I'm going to the Ye Jolly Roger Motel, where the salesmen go.
0:28:22 > 0:28:27Well, nothing like a little fresh air to straighten you out.
0:28:27 > 0:28:32For a while there, I almost believed there WAS a pirate.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Oh, no. ..You're back, right?
0:28:40 > 0:28:47That's about the measure of it. There's no way of being rid of dear old Blackbeard.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49That's great.
0:28:49 > 0:28:56I couldn't have an ordinary ghost on my hands. I've got a rummy. A big, ugly, booze-soaked rummy.
0:28:56 > 0:29:03There be no call to put the fuddler's name on your new-found shipmate.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Look...
0:29:07 > 0:29:09I've been very lonely, see.
0:29:09 > 0:29:14I'm just an old hulk, wrecked on a lee shore.
0:29:14 > 0:29:19All my shipmates gone. No-one to listen to me no more.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23You don't care for me. That's plain as print.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27Shut up, will you? Just, just shut up!
0:29:29 > 0:29:35- You wouldn't have a handkerchief on your person?- No, I don't.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38- You must. - Keep your hands to yourself.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41HE SOBS
0:29:46 > 0:29:51- What manner of craft be this we're cruising in?- What?
0:29:51 > 0:29:53- This craft?- An automobile.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57- Eh?- AN AUTOMOBILE! - Oh, automatonism.
0:29:57 > 0:30:01- Yes, automaton.- Hey, sit down!
0:30:01 > 0:30:04It's propelled by some kind of animal.
0:30:04 > 0:30:09- What are you doing?! - I've a mind to be at the helm.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12You've another mind coming. You'll kill us!
0:30:12 > 0:30:16Take your hands of the spokes!
0:30:16 > 0:30:19I'll take that wheel!
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- I haven't finished my turn.- Let go!
0:30:22 > 0:30:26- It's my turn! - Get your hands off the wheel.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30- I'll soon show it who's master. - No, no!
0:30:35 > 0:30:42Through the breakers, boy! Hoist the main braces! Stand by to wear ship now.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Take your foot off of my gas!
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Look out!
0:30:50 > 0:30:52The mast!
0:30:54 > 0:30:57Policeman!
0:30:57 > 0:30:59DOG BARKS
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Let go!
0:31:02 > 0:31:05I'll give you the wheel later.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11You've done it now, you dummy!
0:31:15 > 0:31:19Steer it around. ..And overboard!
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Your driver's licence, please.
0:31:29 > 0:31:34- Who's the popinjay? - (Will you stay out of this?)
0:31:37 > 0:31:41I see we've been out getting our nose wet tonight.
0:31:41 > 0:31:47- I don't drink. - And what is that on the seat beside you?
0:31:49 > 0:31:52- It looks like rum. - May I have it, please?
0:31:58 > 0:32:03I believe you're right. It IS a bottle of rum.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06Let the swab find his own rum.
0:32:06 > 0:32:11Will you give me this bottle and stop making a nuisance of yourself?
0:32:11 > 0:32:19- I'll take charge of that bottle.- Let go of the bottle, idiot!- No need for epithets. I'm only doing my job.
0:32:19 > 0:32:23Destruction of the evidence isn't gonna help you.
0:32:23 > 0:32:28This be the foulest crime of all. Wasting good spirits.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Thunder displaces me blood!
0:32:30 > 0:32:33No! Don't do it!
0:32:33 > 0:32:39No need to get emotional. You had the fun. Now take the consequences.
0:32:39 > 0:32:45All right, lad. I shan't harm him. But this gentleman needs a lesson in manners.
0:32:45 > 0:32:50Plain to see you're starting to come apart at the seams.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Edgy, twitchy, talking to yourself.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00BLACKBEARD HUMS CHEERFULLY
0:33:05 > 0:33:08- Cut it out, Blackbeard! - Get out of the car!
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Watch that thing! ..Look out!
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Five balls in one load, mate. Five!
0:33:21 > 0:33:26Many's a time I could've done with a little darling like that.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59BLACKBEARD SHOUTS AT POLICEMAN
0:33:59 > 0:34:02The key, you idiot!
0:34:04 > 0:34:09- The key! Turn off the key!- Think you can get away from me, do you?
0:34:21 > 0:34:24ENGINE AND RADIO DIE
0:34:36 > 0:34:41That be better sport than riding a humpback whale in a hurricane!
0:34:43 > 0:34:45HE LAUGHS
0:35:02 > 0:35:05Care for a drench? It'll brighten your sky.
0:35:05 > 0:35:10- Still here, huh? - Alditha's testament, I see.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14Studying some way to get rid of poor old Blackbeard?
0:35:14 > 0:35:17How did you guess?
0:35:17 > 0:35:23I note that you have a bent for getting yourself into trouble.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26- I- get into trouble?!
0:35:27 > 0:35:31That is really rich! Who do you suppose put me here?
0:35:31 > 0:35:34You think I like your mortal life?
0:35:34 > 0:35:38There doesn't seem to be any honest joy any more.
0:35:38 > 0:35:44Modern life seems to have got small. You call this a four-poster bed?!
0:35:45 > 0:35:48You wait there.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50I'm down.
0:35:50 > 0:35:57You'll get no comfort from that. If Alditha laid that spell, it's a good one.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01Wait a minute. Miss Stowecroft told me that curse.
0:36:01 > 0:36:09Something about you having to dwell in limbo, until there be found in you some spark of human goodness.
0:36:09 > 0:36:15- What's up?- Alditha was bright as brass. She knew me like a book.
0:36:15 > 0:36:20You must have done something good. Did you ever pat a dog?
0:36:20 > 0:36:25- Dog?- Yes.- Pat it? No, I never did pat it.
0:36:25 > 0:36:29Did you ever help an old lady across the street?
0:36:29 > 0:36:32- Silly.- ANYTHING?!
0:36:32 > 0:36:34- No.- No.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37No, we're sunk, you and me.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Dead as pork.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44Might as well...face up to it.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49Hey!
0:36:49 > 0:36:55Ain't the old ladies your own kith and kin? Give 'em your treasure.
0:36:55 > 0:37:00- My treasure?- Yeah. It's hidden somewhere around here, isn't it?
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Never mind.
0:37:02 > 0:37:06- Why should I give them it?- Why?!
0:37:06 > 0:37:10Because you can do good with it. You might break the curse.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13- You thinks this?- Yes, I thinks this.
0:37:13 > 0:37:20If you help those ladies save their home, they'll name schools and bridges after you...
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Can't you see it? ..Teach Park.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27Teach Highway. See that?
0:37:27 > 0:37:32The Edward Teach, er, Memorial, er, Free Day Nursery.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34- Free?- For babies.
0:37:34 > 0:37:42- Named after a wicked old pirate? For nothing more than a few strands of precious jewels?- You bet!
0:37:42 > 0:37:49- And in spite of the fact that I've got the blood of gallant lads still on my hands?- Forget the blood!
0:37:51 > 0:37:55Crack loose with the treasure. It's the only way.
0:37:55 > 0:37:59- It don't sound right to me. - Of course it doesn't!
0:37:59 > 0:38:06How would you know right from wrong? That's why the curse held on so long.
0:38:06 > 0:38:11- Come on. Where's the treasure? - I suppose I must trust you.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- Where is it? - You wanna know the treasure?
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Where is it?
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Where's the treasure?
0:38:24 > 0:38:26There ain't no treasure.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29There ain't...? ..What?!
0:38:29 > 0:38:34No! Not a penny. Not a doubloon. Not a bent or damaged peseta.
0:38:34 > 0:38:40That is one of the most outrageous things that I have ever...!
0:38:40 > 0:38:43People have been searching for that treasure for years!
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Poor souls grubbing in the dirt!
0:38:46 > 0:38:50I'm not good for nothing, I'm not. I'm not.
0:38:50 > 0:38:55Grubbing in the dirt... Those poor people there.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59Oh, don't start crying again.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07You must have saved a few coins somewhere. Something!
0:39:08 > 0:39:12- Nothing.- I did have a treasure. - Yeah?
0:39:12 > 0:39:16- I had a big treasure.- Yeah? - Lovely. I did.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19But I spent it all in one week.
0:39:19 > 0:39:26Among the fleshpots and gambling holes of Port Royal. It was a glorious week.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29You are a 100% total loss!
0:39:29 > 0:39:33You're not even a respectable ghost. You're a phoney!
0:39:33 > 0:39:36- Eh?- A phoney!
0:39:42 > 0:39:44Oh, I've run aground.
0:39:50 > 0:39:57- The guy was stoned. Get rid of him! - The police released him for lack of evidence.
0:39:57 > 0:40:05The report says, "Though the police station reeked of rum, the test showed no alcohol in his system."
0:40:05 > 0:40:11He probably figured some way to neutralise the booze. Pills, maybe.
0:40:11 > 0:40:18There's a corollary. It says that Mr Walker spoke loudly to someone in his cell all night long.
0:40:18 > 0:40:22- There's nothing wrong with that. - No-one was with him.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26He's stoned or nuts. Either way, who needs him?
0:40:26 > 0:40:33- Professor, did you notice anything unusual in Walker's behaviour? - Yes, I did.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36< There, see!
0:40:36 > 0:40:42- When Seymour scared everyone, only he stood up like a man. - That's not fair!
0:40:42 > 0:40:48The Broxton Relays take place next month. Our team needs Mr Walker.
0:40:48 > 0:40:53- I still say we saw him off. - Just a minute, Mr Purvis.
0:40:55 > 0:41:03We have fielded a team for 63 years. We'll carry on the tradition as best we can with Mr Walker.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Well, I'm sure you won't regret it.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- Oh, Professor?- Yes?
0:41:09 > 0:41:17I realise that your field is child psychology, but could you keep an eye on Mr Walker's behaviour?
0:41:17 > 0:41:20- It's the least I can do.- Thank you.
0:41:20 > 0:41:26Does it strike you as odd, that all our track coaches seem to crack up?
0:41:26 > 0:41:30I understand the others, but this one hasn't even seen the team.
0:41:30 > 0:41:36- Why has Phil got his fingers in his ears?- On account of the starter.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39- You mean...?- Phil's afraid of guns.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42BANG!
0:41:56 > 0:42:00We need more time to whip these boys into shape.
0:42:00 > 0:42:07You don't suppose they could postpone the Broxton meet, do you? ..No.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11OK, fellas. That's it for today. Hit the showers!
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Right, Coach. ..Let's go, fellas.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24How fares your day, today, eh?
0:42:24 > 0:42:27As if I don't have enough troubles.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30For a while, I thought I'd lost you.
0:42:30 > 0:42:37I've been in Godolphin Town, roaming the streets of my young manhood.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Soaking myself in nostalgia.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43I know. I can smell it!
0:42:43 > 0:42:50As fate would have it, I went to one of these gambling establishments, Silky's Place.
0:42:50 > 0:42:54I overheard what the natives were saying about gambling.
0:42:54 > 0:43:02- Go away!- If there's been one abiding passion in my life, it's been placing a coin upon a wager.
0:43:02 > 0:43:09So, when I heard I could get 50-1 on the forthcoming enterprise of your young rabbits...
0:43:09 > 0:43:14- What?!- You want your lads to win. I can teach you how to do it.
0:43:14 > 0:43:18- Forget it!- Why should I? I was a good hand at cruises.
0:43:18 > 0:43:24I was known as the finest pirate ever to sail the Spanish Main.
0:43:24 > 0:43:28Or the Portuguese Main. Either, for that matter.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32You may ask with some impatience, "Why?" I tell you why.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35I train my men to win!
0:43:35 > 0:43:39WIN! ..Always win!
0:43:39 > 0:43:43By fair means or foul. By soft words and hard deeds.
0:43:43 > 0:43:49By treachery. By cunning. By malpractice. And always win!
0:43:49 > 0:43:56- You have the brass to ask me to let you train my team?! - I'm not doing this for myself.
0:43:56 > 0:44:01- I'm doing this for those dear, sweet old ladies.- Oh, yes(!)
0:44:01 > 0:44:05The lavender-scented ladies, I call them.
0:44:05 > 0:44:12That stagger up their stairs at night, when the light has got too bad for knitting by,
0:44:12 > 0:44:15and say to one another, "Where is our ship,
0:44:15 > 0:44:20"which may never now come to port at all?"
0:44:20 > 0:44:26Never mind the snow job! I feel just as sorry for them as you do.
0:44:26 > 0:44:31But that doesn't give you leave to put your bloody paws onto my team!
0:44:31 > 0:44:36- If we win anything, we'll do it without cheating.- Without cheating?
0:44:36 > 0:44:42- You don't know what life is like. - Go and maroon yourself somewhere! Go on!
0:44:42 > 0:44:45You don't know what life is made of.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52You see. There he goes again.
0:44:58 > 0:45:02I don't know what his problem is, but it's a beaut.
0:45:02 > 0:45:06I take it your observations have been inconclusive.
0:45:06 > 0:45:11I can't tell if it's the track meet or outside pressures.
0:45:11 > 0:45:15- I've not been able to get a close-range view.- Pity.
0:45:15 > 0:45:21- I AM having dinner with him tonight.- He asked you to dinner?
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Well, not exactly. ..I asked him.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27D'you think that's wise?
0:45:27 > 0:45:33Yes, as head of the committee to welcome new faculty to the college.
0:45:33 > 0:45:37- Professor, we don't have any such committee.- We do now.
0:45:37 > 0:45:41Oh. ..Oh, yeah!
0:46:01 > 0:46:08- Hello, Professor, nice to see you. ..Mr Walker, we meet again. - Looks that way.
0:46:08 > 0:46:13Let me buy you a lobster dinner. Then we'll have a whirl at Lady Luck.
0:46:13 > 0:46:18- Thank you, but that's not likely. - Suit yourself.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21There's no harm in asking, is there?
0:46:22 > 0:46:27Make sure my friends get a nice table. This way.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30Enjoy your dinner.
0:46:30 > 0:46:36- What's he doing here? - Mr Seymour owns this place. Sorry!
0:46:54 > 0:46:56How's the action?
0:47:13 > 0:47:19- I appreciate this.- Appreciate what? - Your suggesting dinner. - That's all right.
0:47:19 > 0:47:24The committee is ready to help the newcomer at all times.
0:47:24 > 0:47:28That's very nice. I do need someone I can talk to.
0:47:28 > 0:47:36I've had a problem, and I've been afraid to talk to someone because they might think I was silly.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39- Why, please go on.- Thank you.
0:47:39 > 0:47:41It started the night of the auction.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44I sat down to remove my shoes.
0:47:44 > 0:47:50I wasn't paying attention, and I sat on that antique bed warmer.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53I broke the handle right off.
0:47:53 > 0:48:01- You musn't let that bother you.- It wasn't that.- I have the address of a shop where we could get it fixed.
0:48:01 > 0:48:05No, Professor, wait a minute. ..Wow!
0:48:05 > 0:48:10- What's the matter?- Aren't you afraid to carry all that around?
0:48:10 > 0:48:16I'm taking it to the bank in the morning. It belongs to the Daughters Of The Buccaneers.
0:48:16 > 0:48:21Old ladies and their mortgage. I hope they're gonna make it.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24Mr Walker, this is only 900.
0:48:24 > 0:48:32Unless 37,000 or a miracle turn up by tomorrow night, those little old ladies are gonna lose their home.
0:48:35 > 0:48:40- Can't you borrow the money from the bank?- Not at the moment.
0:48:40 > 0:48:45- But we were talking about your problem.- Oh, yeah. My problem.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50- Mr Walker?- Yeah?
0:48:50 > 0:48:54- Are we looking for somebody? - Yes. My problem.
0:48:54 > 0:48:58I know your first inclination is gonna be...
0:48:58 > 0:49:01is gonna be not to believe this.
0:49:01 > 0:49:04Hear me out. Please.
0:49:04 > 0:49:06Certainly.
0:49:06 > 0:49:13- He appeared the night of the auction.- He?- It was because of him I spent the first night in jail.
0:49:13 > 0:49:18- And I haven't been able to get him off my back yet.- Is he here now?
0:49:18 > 0:49:20No, no. I don't see him around now.
0:49:20 > 0:49:26- But I smell him.- Smell him?! - Yes - his breath would stun a horse.
0:49:26 > 0:49:33He's a booze-guzzling old cutthroat, and he's latched onto me as his buddy.
0:49:33 > 0:49:38Does he have a name? I mean, who does he claim to be?
0:49:38 > 0:49:40Uh...
0:49:41 > 0:49:44Blackbeard's ghost.
0:49:44 > 0:49:47- Blackbeard's ghost?- Yeah.
0:49:47 > 0:49:52How can you be sure he's the real Blackbeard's ghost?
0:49:52 > 0:49:56You should see him. He's got whiskers. He's got a cutlass...
0:49:56 > 0:50:01- That's who I saw you talking to! - I've been afraid to tell anybody.
0:50:01 > 0:50:04I mean, they might think I was nuts.
0:50:06 > 0:50:09I don't think anyone would think that, but...
0:50:09 > 0:50:13- you certainly do have a problem. - I've got a problem.
0:50:17 > 0:50:21- Will you order now, sir? - Yes, thank you.
0:50:23 > 0:50:26- Madame.- Thank you.
0:50:28 > 0:50:33Our shore dinners are very good this evening.
0:50:33 > 0:50:37Sounds good to me. How about you, Professor?
0:50:37 > 0:50:39- That's fine.- Two shore dinners.
0:50:39 > 0:50:44Would you like our special dressing on your salad?
0:50:48 > 0:50:50Please, go on.
0:50:50 > 0:50:56- Are you sure? I don't wanna bug you with my problems.- I wanna hear.
0:50:56 > 0:51:01You were telling me how you first met Captain Blackbeard.
0:51:01 > 0:51:05- Where was I? - Sitting on your antique bed warmer.
0:51:07 > 0:51:13The handle broke off. It turned out to be hollow. I thought nothing of it.
0:51:13 > 0:51:20Then I noticed there was something rolled up inside. Dusty old paper.
0:51:20 > 0:51:26I thought it was gonna fall apart in my hands. It gave me a funny feeling.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Oh! Oh, you poor man.
0:51:32 > 0:51:36- Waiter, did you hurt yourself? - I am so sorry.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40- It's just a little water. - No harm done.
0:51:40 > 0:51:44- Madame, please forgive me. - Certainly.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Hi, Danny. > Hi.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51You just missed the first race.
0:52:17 > 0:52:23TV: They're in the starting gate now. There's the rabbit. And they're off!
0:52:23 > 0:52:26Pilson is leading the field.
0:52:26 > 0:52:30Hello Baby second. Rainy Weather third.
0:52:33 > 0:52:37At the first turn, Pilson to lead, Rainy Weather second.
0:52:37 > 0:52:40Hello Baby and Daddy Dumpling.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45This your bet? Why d'you think I'm standing here?
0:52:49 > 0:52:53- I hope you know what you're doing. - Let me worry about that.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57Be right back.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03Mr Seymour, take a look at this.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06Godolphin to win. Who's the patsy?
0:53:06 > 0:53:10Danny Oley. OK? His money's as good as anybody's.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13What price? > On this one, anything.
0:53:13 > 0:53:19For an old customer like Danny, let's make it interesting. 50-1.
0:53:19 > 0:53:23TV: At the three-quarter pole, it's Daddy Dumpling.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Handy Andy moving in on fourth.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31OK, Danny.
0:53:36 > 0:53:40At the finish, it's Snow Queen and Paula.
0:53:42 > 0:53:46Win Some Last to win on the second.
0:53:46 > 0:53:51What's the matter? You just made a bet.
0:53:51 > 0:53:55This is my bet. 50 on Win Some Last to win.
0:53:55 > 0:54:01Do you remember? You bet Godolphin 900 to win the Broxton Relay.
0:54:01 > 0:54:07Come on! I wouldn't bet on Godolphin to start with the letter G.
0:54:10 > 0:54:15Skipping the technical language and getting down to the point,
0:54:15 > 0:54:20I would say, if you ignore him, he'll go away.
0:54:20 > 0:54:23He's not so easy to ignore!
0:54:23 > 0:54:27Oh, please try. I know you can do it.
0:54:27 > 0:54:33Sitting here with you, I almost believe you're right. I WILL try.
0:54:33 > 0:54:36Bravo!
0:54:36 > 0:54:40Now just say, "Farewell, Blackbeard, bother me no more."
0:54:40 > 0:54:45I like the sound of that, but just in case it doesn't work,
0:54:45 > 0:54:50may I feel free to call on you at any time?
0:54:50 > 0:54:54Oh...certainly.
0:54:54 > 0:54:59There's no point in being head of a committee unless you do your job.
0:55:01 > 0:55:03Oh, no.
0:55:03 > 0:55:06Sorry about the ice cream, madame.
0:55:06 > 0:55:11It's quite all right, but I think I'll skip dessert.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Yeah. Just the check, please.
0:55:17 > 0:55:21- Keep the change.- Thank you.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31- Come along.- Excuse me.
0:55:31 > 0:55:35- Goodnight.- Goodnight, madame. - Goodnight.- Thank you.
0:55:35 > 0:55:39- Goodnight. - Goodnight.- Goodnight.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57CHEERLEADING MUSIC
0:55:57 > 0:55:59How do you do, ladies and gentlemen?
0:55:59 > 0:56:05Welcome to Sport Spectacular, coming to you this week from Broxton Field,
0:56:05 > 0:56:11home of the famous national track and field event, The Broxton Relays.
0:56:11 > 0:56:16As you sports fans know, there are four college teams represented here.
0:56:16 > 0:56:20Three of them are among the outstanding teams in the nation.
0:56:20 > 0:56:25As for the fourth, little Godolphin College from across the river,
0:56:25 > 0:56:31in the old days the Godolphin track squad took a back seat to no-one.
0:56:31 > 0:56:35But those good old days seem to be gone forever.
0:56:35 > 0:56:41Look at this event, not as a track meet, but as a preparation for life.
0:56:41 > 0:56:49Some of you are graduating soon. The world is full of nothing but trouble, frustration...and strife.
0:56:49 > 0:56:57Nowhere will you find a better preparation for that world than to be a member of this track team.
0:56:57 > 0:57:00All right. It's time to go.
0:57:00 > 0:57:07No matter what happens out there tonight, in my heart, each and every one of you is a champion.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09Let's go!
0:57:14 > 0:57:17Pardon me, Professor.
0:57:21 > 0:57:25Nice of you to come. We can use good wishes.
0:57:25 > 0:57:29I certainly wish your team good luck, but that's not why I'm here.
0:57:32 > 0:57:40You may recall, last night I placed 900 in my bag. When I opened it this morning, this was in its place.
0:57:41 > 0:57:44900 on Godolphin.
0:57:45 > 0:57:50- I appreciate your confidence, but you shouldn't have.- I do not bet,
0:57:50 > 0:57:55and I wouldn't embezzle funds placed in my trust to do it.
0:57:55 > 0:57:58Well, then, how did it happen...?
0:58:00 > 0:58:02Only you knew I had that money.
0:58:02 > 0:58:08That rotten pirate did it! Imagine taking the old ladies' money!
0:58:08 > 0:58:12- Well, someone took it. - Now I remember...
0:58:12 > 0:58:15- You don't think- I- did it?
0:58:15 > 0:58:20- You can't expect me to credit that story.- That's what happened!
0:58:20 > 0:58:24- Didn't you say you believed in the pirate?- Not 900 worth!
0:58:24 > 0:58:28Besides, I believe in him as a metaphysical image.
0:58:28 > 0:58:31Not some stupid, sticky-fingered goop.
0:58:31 > 0:58:34That's what he is!
0:58:34 > 0:58:37- Hurry up, Coach!- I'll be right there.
0:58:37 > 0:58:41Mr Walker, I shan't bother you any more.
0:58:41 > 0:58:47I know your motives were good, even though your reasoning was idiotic.
0:58:52 > 0:58:55BLACKBEARD SINGS DRUNKENLY
0:59:04 > 0:59:09You regard me strangely, son. ..Something amiss?
0:59:10 > 0:59:12- You took that money.- Money?
0:59:12 > 0:59:15Money...
0:59:15 > 0:59:20Oh, the odd flimsy I removed from the purse of your wench.
0:59:20 > 0:59:22Why should that stir your ire?
0:59:22 > 0:59:25It belongs to the little old ladies.
0:59:25 > 0:59:32I replaced that money with a piece of paper that will bring great wealth to them small old ladies.
0:59:32 > 0:59:36I can't trust no-one. I'll deal with this personally.
0:59:36 > 0:59:39Just how do you figure to do that?
0:59:39 > 0:59:46By bringing a victory in the sport event that's taking place out there.
0:59:46 > 0:59:52- I told you... Give me that alcohol! - Dangerous move!- That's not to drink.
0:59:52 > 0:59:56- Are you trying to kill yourself? - It's a little late for that!
0:59:56 > 0:59:59Let's get one thing straight.
0:59:59 > 1:00:02Keep your grubby paws off my boys!
1:00:02 > 1:00:07I don't know what you're trying to do, but you're not gonna do it.
1:00:07 > 1:00:12My team may not win, but what they do, they'll do honestly.
1:00:12 > 1:00:17Come on, Coach! We've come in last in two events already.
1:00:17 > 1:00:20Hands off! You got that?
1:00:27 > 1:00:34- MOCKING: - Come on, Coach. We've come in last in two events already.
1:00:34 > 1:00:39All right. Play it whatever way you like, you puppy.
1:00:39 > 1:00:44You'll get no help from me. You'll come crawling back, you will.
1:00:44 > 1:00:47I'll bring my boot to you,
1:00:47 > 1:00:53and I'll grind your mealy-mouthed jib into the dirt.
1:00:56 > 1:00:59I will.
1:01:01 > 1:01:04It's going just about as I predicted.
1:01:04 > 1:01:08Broxton has won three events, followed by Tidewater and State.
1:01:08 > 1:01:13Little Godolphin College has not scored a single point...
1:01:13 > 1:01:16nor, in my opinion, seems likely to.
1:01:16 > 1:01:23The discus throw. L J Stoole of Broxton College, the first contestant.
1:01:29 > 1:01:31It looks like a new meet record.
1:01:31 > 1:01:36In the discus throw, Stoole, of Broxton College, 210'11".
1:01:36 > 1:01:43- You're gonna do fine. Just remember to let go on the second turn. - Let go on the second turn.
1:01:45 > 1:01:49Bagwell of Godolphin College ready on the discus throw.
1:01:49 > 1:01:52Oh, how I dread this!
1:01:57 > 1:02:00Bagwell, let go of the discus!
1:02:06 > 1:02:10You know, Dean, this whole thing bugs me.
1:02:10 > 1:02:15You blow the profits made by my boys on this team's sweatsocks.
1:02:15 > 1:02:17Excuse me.
1:02:17 > 1:02:20Spare me your soliloquy on sweatsocks.
1:02:20 > 1:02:26- Mr Seymour, may I speak with you? - Certainly. ..Run along, fellas.
1:02:26 > 1:02:29Professor, what can I do for you?
1:02:29 > 1:02:33Well, yesterday - I shan't explain how -
1:02:33 > 1:02:39900 belonging to the Daughters Of The Buccaneers was bet on Godolphin.
1:02:39 > 1:02:44Say, now... So, the bet was all your doing.
1:02:44 > 1:02:51I was wondering if you'd be kind enough to cancel the bet and give us back the money.
1:02:51 > 1:02:54As you know, I'm a man of principle.
1:02:54 > 1:02:58My guardian principle has always been, "A bet's a bet."
1:02:58 > 1:03:04Look at those poor old ladies. You know they have nowhere to go.
1:03:04 > 1:03:07I've been thinking about those dear old girls,
1:03:07 > 1:03:13living in that drafty inn, working their fingers to the bone,
1:03:13 > 1:03:17cluttering up that valuable real estate.
1:03:17 > 1:03:22- Do they know about this?- Of course not. I wouldn't raise false hopes.
1:03:22 > 1:03:27- Then you won't take it back? - Sweetness, what do you take me for?
1:03:27 > 1:03:31Oh, Professor, you'd better hold onto this.
1:03:31 > 1:03:34It may become very valuable some day.
1:03:34 > 1:03:37I know your sort.
1:03:45 > 1:03:48My great-great-granddaughters.
1:03:53 > 1:03:55By thunder!
1:03:56 > 1:03:59There be a time for action!
1:04:01 > 1:04:04Old ladies, Blackbeard's coming.
1:04:07 > 1:04:09Up the Jolly Roger!
1:04:15 > 1:04:18Let's see where we stand now.
1:04:18 > 1:04:23The mile run is in its second lap. Leading at the moment is Broxton.
1:04:23 > 1:04:27Over at the high jump, Shockley of Godolphin.
1:04:31 > 1:04:35- What was that? - Unusual jumping style.
1:04:38 > 1:04:40Shockley cleared 6'11"!
1:04:40 > 1:04:44- Our Shockley?! - They're trying for seven feet!
1:04:50 > 1:04:53Shockley of Godolphin jumping.
1:04:59 > 1:05:00Great stuff!
1:05:00 > 1:05:06We never know, do we? It proves nothing is certain in the world of...
1:05:06 > 1:05:09Here's the final lap of the mile run.
1:05:09 > 1:05:12Get out of there! ..Excuse me.
1:05:26 > 1:05:27Come back!
1:05:27 > 1:05:33Just for a moment there, it looked as though they were running backward.
1:05:35 > 1:05:37They ARE!
1:05:38 > 1:05:40Keep going!
1:05:44 > 1:05:47APPLAUSE
1:06:03 > 1:06:08Come join the morris dance, lad. You'll raise your weary spirits.
1:06:10 > 1:06:13I'm telling you, get off this field.
1:06:13 > 1:06:16CHEERLEADERS COO
1:06:19 > 1:06:24He makes a better pom-pom girl than he does a coach.
1:06:24 > 1:06:28It's Godolphin ready with the javelin throw.
1:06:37 > 1:06:40Where d'you think you're going?
1:07:01 > 1:07:05The shot put event welcomes to Broxton College the first contestant.
1:07:10 > 1:07:16- You want to protest?! You won the last three events.- It wasn't us...
1:07:19 > 1:07:22- Look, he's at it again.- I'm looking.
1:07:25 > 1:07:28Wilkins...a little off form tonight.
1:07:34 > 1:07:37That comes to 5'11".
1:07:37 > 1:07:43- Did you see that?- OK, he flunked one. What's the big problem?
1:07:45 > 1:07:50And now, Larkin of Godolphin is ready with his effort.
1:08:02 > 1:08:04It's really not much of a...
1:08:06 > 1:08:08It's coming this way.
1:08:08 > 1:08:10AAAGH!
1:08:24 > 1:08:28I've got to see some sweet old ladies about a bet.
1:08:28 > 1:08:34- Godolphin to win! Have you gone mad? - Not yet, but the evening's young.
1:08:34 > 1:08:37Mr Seymour!
1:08:54 > 1:08:59- Stop babbling and get out.- Listen to me.- We're under pressure, too!
1:08:59 > 1:09:00Brilliant(!)
1:09:00 > 1:09:05The pole vault bar is set at 17'5". Here's Carson of Broxton.
1:09:05 > 1:09:08I knew he'd go too far!
1:09:15 > 1:09:21One more disturbance, and you'll be moved off the field entirely.
1:09:47 > 1:09:53Go, Godolphin! I never saw you this excited at a football game.
1:09:53 > 1:09:57Let me tell you something... Go, Godolphin!
1:09:57 > 1:10:00I hate football... Yeah, Godolphin!
1:10:00 > 1:10:04I've always hated football. Go, go, go!
1:10:05 > 1:10:09What d'you think of your old matey now, eh?
1:10:09 > 1:10:14They could hang me for what I think. I told you, hands off.
1:10:16 > 1:10:24Let me say, you are the lowest, most underhanded, miserable excuse for what used to be a human being.
1:10:24 > 1:10:26I thought I was helping you.
1:10:26 > 1:10:29Helping?! That's a yob for you!
1:10:29 > 1:10:36Didn't you say helping the old ladies would contribute to my salvation?
1:10:36 > 1:10:41- You haven't helped anybody. - I haven't helped anybody?
1:10:42 > 1:10:49- I perceive now how difficult it is to do a good deed in this dirty world.- Go away!
1:10:49 > 1:10:55I see now why the mention of your name used to give people the creeps.
1:10:56 > 1:11:03I'm gonna find a comfortable place, and I'm gonna rest there. And I'm gonna stay out of your affairs.
1:11:03 > 1:11:07That's the best news I've had in years.
1:11:07 > 1:11:13I'm gonna disappear myself, that's what I'm gonna do, Mr Sanctimonious.
1:11:13 > 1:11:17Sink me if I raise a finger to help you in the future.
1:11:19 > 1:11:24I'd rather spend a winter of eternities in limbo
1:11:24 > 1:11:28than knock knees a tick longer with a nit like you.
1:11:29 > 1:11:32There, I've said it.
1:11:32 > 1:11:35The final event is about to begin.
1:11:35 > 1:11:37I'm sorry. I had to do it.
1:11:37 > 1:11:42The rotten pirate wants to make me as crooked as he is.
1:11:42 > 1:11:48- Well, I'm standing on my principles. - Where would we be without our principles?
1:11:48 > 1:11:54Tiny Godolphin College has come back with the biggest bang you've seen.
1:11:54 > 1:11:57Coach Walker, the man of the hour.
1:11:57 > 1:12:05His inspired team of star performers has slashed its way up into a tie with Broxton.
1:12:05 > 1:12:10Victory hangs in the balance, as we come to the final event.
1:12:10 > 1:12:16What will happen, as Godolphin faces Broxton's mighty relay team?
1:12:16 > 1:12:19Gentlemen, take your marks...
1:12:23 > 1:12:25Set...
1:12:26 > 1:12:29BANG!
1:12:31 > 1:12:34Come on, Broxton! Run, you punk!
1:12:43 > 1:12:50The first three runners are closely bunched. Now they pass the baton for the start of the second lap.
1:12:50 > 1:12:54It's Broxton first, Tidewater second, State third.
1:12:54 > 1:12:58And there's Godolphin labouring along in the rear.
1:12:58 > 1:13:01Easy, Coach. You're tense again.
1:13:01 > 1:13:08I shouldn't have yelled at him. How's a poor, dumb pirate meant to know what principles are?
1:13:08 > 1:13:13- But I do. I've gotta shave this face every morning.- I shave, too.
1:13:13 > 1:13:18You gotta look at yourself. I gotta go with my principles.
1:13:18 > 1:13:22Well, it's just about all over but the shouting.
1:13:22 > 1:13:27Broxton is already half a lap ahead of Godolphin.
1:13:27 > 1:13:32- Do we win something for fourth place?- I'm afraid not.
1:13:33 > 1:13:36See those old ladies up there?
1:13:36 > 1:13:41I'm gonna let those little old ladies get tossed out on their ear.
1:13:41 > 1:13:44How's that for a principle?
1:13:48 > 1:13:54Beginning of the third lap, Broxton is first, followed by Tidewater...
1:13:54 > 1:13:59Who says you can't win 'em all? Let's get out of this folk festival.
1:13:59 > 1:14:03All they wanna do is squeeze money out of this county.
1:14:03 > 1:14:09Just cos I could cut their water off, I don't have to get involved.
1:14:15 > 1:14:19Well, don't just sit there now, you cold-hearted creep!
1:14:20 > 1:14:24Yes, you. Get up! Do something!
1:14:24 > 1:14:28You can hear me. What are you gonna do about them?
1:14:28 > 1:14:33You gonna let them get pushed around because of my principles?
1:14:33 > 1:14:36You started it. Finish it!
1:14:46 > 1:14:49Come on! Move it!
1:14:55 > 1:14:58(I'll strangle him...) Hurry!
1:15:05 > 1:15:09Dewey of Broxton is in the lead. He passes the baton...
1:15:09 > 1:15:12No, he didn't. He still has it.
1:15:13 > 1:15:18The Broxton anchorman is running the last lap with...a hot dog?!
1:15:19 > 1:15:22Tidewater makes their pass.
1:15:25 > 1:15:29State makes their pass. I believe...yes...
1:15:29 > 1:15:32The State anchorman seems to have a bottle of...
1:15:37 > 1:15:41The Godolphin man approaches the passing zone...
1:15:41 > 1:15:44Come on, Godolphin! Come on!
1:15:46 > 1:15:53Perfect change! Larkin of Godolphin is the only one of the anchormen to have completed a clean pass.
1:15:53 > 1:16:00He speeds past the others, who are going back to retrieve their batons.
1:16:02 > 1:16:07We seem to have a slight hang-up in the passing zone.
1:16:07 > 1:16:10Dewey of State has got hold of Broxton's baton.
1:16:12 > 1:16:15No, it's the hot dog.
1:16:15 > 1:16:19Carver of Broxton has got hold of two batons.
1:16:19 > 1:16:21One is snatched by Tidewater!
1:16:21 > 1:16:25Come on, Broxton. Stop fooling around!
1:16:26 > 1:16:32Gudger Larkin has forged almost a third of a lap ahead of the field.
1:16:32 > 1:16:35Catch him! Catch him!
1:16:35 > 1:16:38CHEERING
1:16:38 > 1:16:39Come on!
1:16:39 > 1:16:44Larkin is running out of gas, and the others are hot on his heels.
1:16:44 > 1:16:46Stop him!
1:16:46 > 1:16:49Not that, you meathead!
1:16:50 > 1:16:52Go!
1:16:56 > 1:16:59Get up! Get up!
1:17:01 > 1:17:03Get up, Gudger! Get up!
1:17:37 > 1:17:40Get away from me, you old bats!
1:17:40 > 1:17:42We won! We won!
1:17:42 > 1:17:4545,000 smackeroos! We won!
1:17:45 > 1:17:47Technically, we won. But actually...
1:17:47 > 1:17:51- You did it! - When you hear what I have to say...
1:17:51 > 1:17:54Say what? The scoreboard says it all.
1:17:57 > 1:18:01We thank you! We thank you! We thank you!
1:18:06 > 1:18:09CHEERING
1:18:09 > 1:18:12Oh, no rough stuff, old ladies.
1:18:12 > 1:18:15- MUMBLES: - He's very nice.
1:18:15 > 1:18:19- Miss Stowecroft? - Professor, we're so happy.
1:18:19 > 1:18:25We'd like Mr Walker to have the honour of burning the mortgage.
1:18:25 > 1:18:28He's done so much for us.
1:18:28 > 1:18:33- Where is Mr Walker, who's done so much for us?- In his room.
1:18:33 > 1:18:36- Is anything wrong?- Excuse me.
1:18:37 > 1:18:45Why go now? The lads have triumphed. Your wench is happy. There's money for the old ladies.
1:18:45 > 1:18:51- I fail to divine your reason for leaving.- Don't strain your brain!
1:18:51 > 1:18:54When the mortgage is burnt tonight,
1:18:54 > 1:18:58there's a chance the curse might be lifted off my good self.
1:18:58 > 1:19:05In which case, you may be able to settle down to a serene - if dull - life without me.
1:19:05 > 1:19:10You think I can stay around after what happened out there tonight?
1:19:10 > 1:19:15What am I supposed to do for an encore?
1:19:15 > 1:19:21I've got to go somewhere I can make a fresh start. ..Honestly this time.
1:19:21 > 1:19:24Very well. It be no concern of mine.
1:19:24 > 1:19:30I just think it may be a little early to strike your colours.
1:19:30 > 1:19:34- Strike?! - KNOCKING - ..Come in!
1:19:34 > 1:19:39- Hi.- Where are you going? - I'm leaving.
1:19:39 > 1:19:44After taking my money, you're leaving us in the lurch?
1:19:44 > 1:19:49- You got it back, didn't you? - No! Silky welshed on the bet.
1:19:49 > 1:19:56- He what?!- Well, he just laughed and said he wasn't gonna pay off.
1:19:56 > 1:20:00He's throwing the old ladies out in the morning.
1:20:00 > 1:20:06Under normal conditions - if I can remember - I have a sweet nature.
1:20:06 > 1:20:09- You know what I think?- I suggest...
1:20:09 > 1:20:12Shut up! ..Both of you.
1:20:14 > 1:20:16Both of who?
1:20:16 > 1:20:19I'm sick of people giving me advice.
1:20:19 > 1:20:26I'm gonna find that happy hoodlum and wring that money out of his crooked neck!
1:20:26 > 1:20:32- You can't in your condition.- What condition?- You're hallucinating.
1:20:32 > 1:20:34You can't fight Silky and his men.
1:20:34 > 1:20:37This be a job what takes innards.
1:20:37 > 1:20:41Innards? You just sit here and contemplate yours!
1:20:41 > 1:20:45- I've got a job to do. - Permission to come with you?
1:20:45 > 1:20:50No more of your big ideas. I'm calling the shots this time.
1:20:50 > 1:20:52Proud to serve under you, sir.
1:20:55 > 1:21:00- You mean that?- My word, sir, is the ultimate warranty.
1:21:01 > 1:21:04All right, shipmate. Let's go!
1:21:06 > 1:21:09- Make ready to board, Captain. - Thank ye, Admiral.
1:21:09 > 1:21:13Cutlass. Might need that.
1:21:15 > 1:21:19- What? ..Oh, it's on the bed. - Oh, Steve...
1:21:19 > 1:21:22You really have flipped.
1:21:22 > 1:21:24To quarters!
1:21:24 > 1:21:31# Come, cheer up, my lads 'Tis to glory we steer
1:21:31 > 1:21:35# With heads bearing high We will banish all fear
1:21:35 > 1:21:39# To honour we call You are free men, not slaves
1:21:39 > 1:21:41# For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
1:21:41 > 1:21:45# Hearts of oak are our ships Jolly tars are our men
1:21:45 > 1:21:50# We'll always be ready Steady, boy, steady
1:21:50 > 1:21:53# We'll fight and we'll conquer Again, again
1:21:53 > 1:21:55# Hearts of oak are our ships... #
1:21:55 > 1:21:58Steve?
1:21:59 > 1:22:01# We'll always be ready... #
1:22:01 > 1:22:05Wait! I'm not letting you go alone.
1:22:08 > 1:22:12# Hearts of oak are our ships Jolly tars are our men
1:22:12 > 1:22:16# We'll always be ready Steady, boy, steady
1:22:16 > 1:22:20# We'll fight and we'll conquer Again and again. #
1:22:20 > 1:22:23Once more! Sing out, don't mumble!
1:22:23 > 1:22:26# Come, cheer up, my lads 'Tis to glory we steer
1:22:26 > 1:22:30# With heads bearing high We will banish all fear... #
1:22:30 > 1:22:31Steve, wait!
1:22:31 > 1:22:33# You are free men, not slaves...
1:22:33 > 1:22:38# For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
1:22:38 > 1:22:43# Hearts of oak are our ships Jolly tars are our men
1:22:43 > 1:22:47# We'll always be ready Steady, boy, steady
1:22:47 > 1:22:50# We'll fight and we'll conquer Again and again. #
1:23:02 > 1:23:07- Oh, you again. - We'd like to see Mr Seymour.
1:23:07 > 1:23:12I'm telling you once and for all. Mr Seymour don't wanna see...
1:23:23 > 1:23:24Come on.
1:23:31 > 1:23:33I'll be with you in a minute.
1:23:42 > 1:23:45Now, what can I do for you?
1:23:45 > 1:23:49We're here for the money you owe Professor Baker.
1:23:50 > 1:23:55The money I owe her?! You gotta be kidding.
1:23:55 > 1:23:59You're gonna pay every cent of that money, or I...
1:24:01 > 1:24:03Or what, Mr Walker?
1:24:07 > 1:24:11Or we might have to get tough.
1:24:11 > 1:24:14Do I get some action or don't I?
1:24:14 > 1:24:19Mr Walker, I have got to admire your style, I really do.
1:24:19 > 1:24:25It's no use beating up someone who's a town hero. It's bad for my image.
1:24:25 > 1:24:32Professor, here's the 900 you put down on the bet. Go ahead, take it.
1:24:32 > 1:24:37We need the full amount you rightfully owe us.
1:24:37 > 1:24:42Professor, let me level with you. If I pay you back all that loot,
1:24:42 > 1:24:49you'll give it to the old ladies, who'll pay it back to the bank. And there goes my childhood dream -
1:24:49 > 1:24:53running a class gambling joint like they have out west.
1:24:53 > 1:25:00I'm sorry. No die. But I tell you, we have a very nice roulette wheel.
1:25:00 > 1:25:05Forget the phoney bet. Why don't you go and win some money honestly?
1:25:05 > 1:25:09I guarantee, sweetie, you'd sleep a lot better tonight.
1:25:09 > 1:25:15- Come up with the full amount, or I'll take this place apart.- Yeah?!
1:25:15 > 1:25:19You have exactly 15 seconds before... What?
1:25:19 > 1:25:23Take the money. Let the wench try her luck.
1:25:23 > 1:25:25Let her what?!
1:25:27 > 1:25:30Suppose she loses?
1:25:32 > 1:25:35(Are you sure it will work?)
1:25:35 > 1:25:39- OK. ..We'll take it. - We most certainly will not take it!
1:25:39 > 1:25:43- Mr Seymour's made a meritory suggestion.- I don't get you.
1:25:43 > 1:25:49- One minute you're a hero...- We all make mistakes. Right, Mr Seymour?
1:25:49 > 1:25:52It's smart to know when to crawfish.
1:25:52 > 1:25:57I'll show you to a nice, quiet room for our more valued customers.
1:25:57 > 1:26:02- But I don't know how to gamble. - This is a good place to learn.
1:26:05 > 1:26:09Harry, take care of my friends. OK, Mr Seymour.
1:26:09 > 1:26:11Good luck, folks.
1:26:11 > 1:26:14- 900 worth, please.- Yes, sir.
1:26:15 > 1:26:19Don't worry. Just let me handle this.
1:26:19 > 1:26:21I'll take the chips, please.
1:26:21 > 1:26:24Yellows are a dollar.
1:26:24 > 1:26:27The reds are five.
1:26:27 > 1:26:29The blues are 25, the whites 100.
1:26:29 > 1:26:34- Don't you have any 50 cent chips? - Not in this room, lady.
1:26:34 > 1:26:39- Make your bets, please. - It's 28 minutes to midnight. Hurry.
1:26:39 > 1:26:42Oh... Oh, 29. It's a good number.
1:26:42 > 1:26:47- No, no, no. Bet 'em all.- Are you trying to lose my 900 again?
1:26:47 > 1:26:50No more bets, please.
1:26:56 > 1:26:58The number is 31.
1:27:00 > 1:27:02Oh, that's not my num...
1:27:04 > 1:27:07- How nice!- Make your bets, please.
1:27:07 > 1:27:11Let the whole thing ride. ..No, no!
1:27:11 > 1:27:15- Put it on one number. - Would you let me do it my way?
1:27:31 > 1:27:34Number 32. And we have...
1:27:38 > 1:27:42And we have 36 on number 32.
1:27:42 > 1:27:45I told you I had a talent for this. ..Pay me!
1:27:45 > 1:27:48Evening, folks.
1:27:48 > 1:27:52(What goes on here?) (You tell me.)
1:27:52 > 1:27:55We're doing fine. Now, let's see.
1:27:55 > 1:28:00- Let's put 'em all on...- No!- Let me. - Have you played this before?
1:28:00 > 1:28:05- No.- Then leave my chips alone. I have a system.- What system?!
1:28:05 > 1:28:09- Woman's intuition. - Put 'em all on one number.
1:28:10 > 1:28:13Time's running out!
1:28:13 > 1:28:16Spin the wheel, please.
1:28:21 > 1:28:27Watch the board. Whatever happens, watch those chips on the board.
1:28:45 > 1:28:48- Yee-ha!- One more, and we're home.
1:28:57 > 1:29:00Now we let it ride.
1:29:02 > 1:29:05Don't fool with her. Go to the gaff. Got you.
1:29:06 > 1:29:11- Would you spin the wheel, please? - Yes, ma'am.
1:29:12 > 1:29:15Everything rides on number 20.
1:29:27 > 1:29:29What...?
1:29:29 > 1:29:33Number 15. So very sorry, ma'am.
1:29:44 > 1:29:48You know what I think? I think this is a stupid game.
1:29:48 > 1:29:55- Something must have gone wrong. - I'll say. We lost almost everything. - Well, don't panic.
1:29:55 > 1:30:00Relax. We've still got half the chips we won the first time.
1:30:04 > 1:30:06Scurvy cheat.
1:30:14 > 1:30:19Look, put 'em all down. Put all the chips down.
1:30:19 > 1:30:24If we put all the chips on one number, and it comes up...
1:30:24 > 1:30:27yeah, we're still in business.
1:30:27 > 1:30:31- Make your bets, please. - The question is...
1:30:31 > 1:30:34What if it doesn't come up?
1:30:37 > 1:30:38Don't worry.
1:30:38 > 1:30:44- Everything is go. All on 11.- That's all we have.- No more bets, please.
1:30:44 > 1:30:46Everything goes on 11.
1:30:46 > 1:30:49Relax.
1:30:59 > 1:31:01AAAGH!
1:31:09 > 1:31:16- We won!- Come on, we've got enough. - Enough?! We're on a winning streak! Think of those dear old ladies.
1:31:16 > 1:31:20We could buy them warm coats and cars and polo ponies.
1:31:20 > 1:31:26We barely have time to make it. ..Pay up, we're in a big hurry!
1:31:26 > 1:31:28- One more bet.- Hey, fella!
1:31:28 > 1:31:31Pay up.
1:31:31 > 1:31:3536,000...37,000...38,000...
1:31:35 > 1:31:40That's enough. We thank you. ..Let's go.
1:31:40 > 1:31:42There's still more!
1:31:47 > 1:31:50Not yet. I put down a new carpet.
1:31:50 > 1:31:54- I hear you've done very well. - Not bad.
1:31:54 > 1:31:57May I see? ..Please.
1:32:00 > 1:32:04My, my. That's very nice indeed.
1:32:04 > 1:32:08You made out all right. You took Silky's advice.
1:32:11 > 1:32:15- Take his advice again. Let me keep this for you.- No!
1:32:15 > 1:32:21It's a lot of bread to carry round. This is a dangerous neighbourhood.
1:32:23 > 1:32:26OK, Professor. Give me the bag.
1:32:28 > 1:32:32I've been very patient with both of you, and very civilised.
1:32:32 > 1:32:35OK, boys.
1:32:35 > 1:32:37Go over there, Jo Anne.
1:32:37 > 1:32:40Make with the muscle.
1:32:42 > 1:32:44Make your play!
1:32:56 > 1:32:58Missed!
1:33:00 > 1:33:02What's the matter with you? Get him!
1:33:04 > 1:33:07And now for Mr Seymour.
1:33:08 > 1:33:09Steve!
1:33:10 > 1:33:13Get his guns! >
1:33:15 > 1:33:17Get the gun!
1:33:20 > 1:33:24Shoot him! Shoot him!
1:33:26 > 1:33:30- I shot him. - Don't point that over here.
1:33:32 > 1:33:35All ashore what's going ashore!
1:33:42 > 1:33:44Steve!
1:33:44 > 1:33:47Quite nice, lad. Yeah!
1:33:50 > 1:33:55- There's a boat. Come on.- Proceed, lad. I'll tidy up a bit.- Have fun.
1:34:06 > 1:34:08Help!
1:34:15 > 1:34:18Come on! Stop fooling around.
1:34:18 > 1:34:21Get him any way you can.
1:34:27 > 1:34:32Any idea who we're fighting? It ain't "who", it's "what".
1:34:34 > 1:34:37Are we winning, Mr Seymour?
1:34:39 > 1:34:43Who's that? It's me, stupid!
1:34:43 > 1:34:47It's here, someplace. If you think it scares me...
1:34:52 > 1:34:55Stop him!
1:35:18 > 1:35:21Can't you give us more time?
1:35:21 > 1:35:27I'm sorry. I'm always precise. According to this document,
1:35:27 > 1:35:33unless you produce the required payment by midnight, which is just 11 seconds away...
1:35:33 > 1:35:37eight...seven...
1:35:37 > 1:35:40SOUND OF BOAT APPROACHING
1:35:45 > 1:35:51Thank you, Mr Ainsworth. It's a pleasure to do business with you.
1:35:53 > 1:36:00Mr Walker, this is the moment that most of us have been waiting for all our lives.
1:36:00 > 1:36:03Will you burn the mortgage?
1:36:03 > 1:36:08Thank you very much, but that honour's not for me. I...
1:36:08 > 1:36:11BLACKBEARD SINGS
1:36:12 > 1:36:16Here comes the fella you really should thank.
1:36:40 > 1:36:47Old buddy, I'm glad to see you. ..Ladies, repeat after me - you, too -
1:36:48 > 1:36:50Kree kruh...
1:36:50 > 1:36:52ALL: Kree kruh...
1:36:53 > 1:36:56- ..vergo gebba...- ..vergo gebba...
1:36:56 > 1:36:59- ..kalto kree.- ..kalto kree.
1:36:59 > 1:37:02CLAP OF THUNDER
1:37:09 > 1:37:14- Allow me to present your real benefactor.- Captain Blackbeard!
1:37:17 > 1:37:20My respects, ma'am.
1:37:21 > 1:37:26Good ladies, your welcome has touched me deeply.
1:37:29 > 1:37:32Loath as I am to play the gallant,
1:37:32 > 1:37:37I am bound to say that I have never beheld
1:37:37 > 1:37:43a concourse of bare creatures which has stirred me more.
1:37:44 > 1:37:47Thank ye for your esteem.
1:37:47 > 1:37:54And yet you cannot know what it has been like for a person of my disposition,
1:37:54 > 1:38:00to have had no-one to talk to for 200 cursed and dusty years.
1:38:02 > 1:38:06Yet now my voice is heard once again.
1:38:06 > 1:38:08I do thank you.
1:38:09 > 1:38:11Yet stay!
1:38:11 > 1:38:19It is not my wish, as a person as generous as my good self,
1:38:19 > 1:38:24to seek to take the lion's share of the glory. No, no.
1:38:24 > 1:38:26Oh, no.
1:38:26 > 1:38:33This young...rooster, my good friend...
1:38:33 > 1:38:38he played a modest part in your delivery from disaster.
1:38:41 > 1:38:44- I'd only like...- Not now, son!
1:38:44 > 1:38:48Our 'eart is too full to hear more.
1:38:50 > 1:38:54Now, if I might have that vile document.
1:39:03 > 1:39:06Alditha.
1:39:06 > 1:39:08The time is here.
1:39:08 > 1:39:16I go now to a distant and - I hope - hospitable shore.
1:39:16 > 1:39:19I beg of you,
1:39:19 > 1:39:22take notice of this.
1:39:25 > 1:39:29I, Edward Teach, captain,
1:39:29 > 1:39:34affectionately known... as Blackbeard,
1:39:34 > 1:39:40was not all bad.
1:39:49 > 1:39:53Look after this boy. He needs help.
1:39:57 > 1:40:00- Farewell, lad.- Goodbye, Captain.
1:40:00 > 1:40:04We will not meet again.
1:40:06 > 1:40:10Beware all wenches.
1:40:11 > 1:40:15# For he's a jolly good fellow He's a jolly good fellow
1:40:15 > 1:40:19# He's a jolly good fellow
1:40:19 > 1:40:22# And so say all of us. #
1:40:22 > 1:40:26Share this one amongst you, me beauties.
1:40:35 > 1:40:40You know something? I'm gonna miss the old scoundrel.
1:40:40 > 1:40:42You know something?
1:40:42 > 1:40:46I loved you even when I thought you were nuts.
1:40:49 > 1:40:50Look!
1:41:01 > 1:41:04WHISTLE
1:41:04 > 1:41:08Captain! Proud to see you again, sir.
1:41:08 > 1:41:12Where have you been? Where we often row?
1:41:12 > 1:41:15No, you lazy swabs!
1:41:15 > 1:41:18Stir yourselves!
1:41:18 > 1:41:21Lively now...
1:41:21 > 1:41:27or I'll carve your gizzard and fry it for me supper.
1:41:43 > 1:41:46BLACKBEARD LAUGHS
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