0:00:22 > 0:00:24CHINKING
0:00:27 > 0:00:29MACHINE BEEPS
0:00:32 > 0:00:35No! Come on! THUMPING
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Ugh! Ugh!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41HE GROANS
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Ugh! Agh!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Ugh! HE SIGHS
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Come on... Oh!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Got it! Ugh!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Agh! Egh! Egh! Agh! Gimme! HE GASPS
0:01:02 > 0:01:04TOY SQUEAKS Oh!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08All right...
0:01:12 > 0:01:13What?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Oh! HE STRUGGLES
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Ow!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Agh!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Hmm. Vincent.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34No, no! Bad idea. Bad idea! STOMACH RUMBLES
0:01:34 > 0:01:36HE SIGHS
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Ugh!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00CLATTERING
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Agh! HE SIGHS
0:02:04 > 0:02:06SNORING
0:02:08 > 0:02:10HE BREATHES DEEPLY
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Huh?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23BEAR GRUMBLES Agh!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Grr...
0:02:25 > 0:02:30BEAR SNORES
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Ugh! CLATTERING
0:02:41 > 0:02:44SNORING CONTINUES
0:02:44 > 0:02:45HE SIGHS
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Just take what you need. Just take what you need.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57CLATTERING
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Mmm-hmm.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08CLATTERING
0:03:08 > 0:03:10SNORING CONTINUES
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Wait... BEAR SNORES
0:03:21 > 0:03:22OK.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Hmm.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29BEAR SNORES
0:03:29 > 0:03:31HE BLOWS
0:03:34 > 0:03:36SNORING CONTINUES
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- CAN WHOOSHES - Huh?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42HE GASPS
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- BEAR GRUMBLES - RJ?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Um, no. - The moon's not full.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52You woke me up a week early?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Oh, no.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Don't tell me you're dumb enough to actually try and steal my stuff.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- RJ, I'm gonna have to kill you. - Please!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- I'm a desperate guy trying to feed his family!- You don't have a family.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- I meant a family of one. - Grr...- OK, wait, wait, wait!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Look, it's still in the cave. So, technically, not stolen.
0:04:16 > 0:04:17- Agh! - Oh, no!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21No!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22No!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26BOTH: Slow!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Oof... Stop!
0:04:30 > 0:04:31BEAR SIGHS Whoo!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Heh-heh-heh!- That was close. TRUCK HORN HONKS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35SMASHING
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Ooh, erm...
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Grr!- Agh!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Agh! Oh, no! There's a way I can get it all back!
0:04:44 > 0:04:47That's right! If you eat me, you'd have to do it, but I can get it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- All of it.- My red wagon? - Redder! Ow.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- The blue cooler.- Blue cooler, on my list. Gotta be blue?
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Yes! And I want my Spuddies. I love those things.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Cos with a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.- So true!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Painfully true. And I'll tell you what...
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- I'm gonna get you the giant picnic pack family-fun size.- They have that?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- I'm pretty sure. - All right, RJ.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I'm going back to sleep. When that moon is full, I'm waking up
0:05:17 > 0:05:22and all my stuff had better be right back where it was.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26But that's just one week! That's impossible for one guy... Agh!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- A week's perfect! I'll get some helpers.- Full moon, all my stuff.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34And don't even think about running away, because if you do,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37I will hunt you down and kill you.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Ugh!
0:05:40 > 0:05:44OK. OK, buddy. You just rest easy, all right? Cos I'm on it.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Hey, a week from now, we're gonna be laughing about this thing. Huh?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51HE LAUGHS
0:05:53 > 0:05:55BANG, FOLLOWED BY CLUNK
0:05:57 > 0:05:59HE SIGHS
0:06:03 > 0:06:06# Ah...ah
0:06:06 > 0:06:09# Ah...ah
0:06:09 > 0:06:13# Ah, ah, ah, ah... #
0:06:13 > 0:06:15HORN HONKS Aah!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- HE SIGHS - # ..How great I am
0:06:24 > 0:06:27# Gotta tell myself, yeah
0:06:27 > 0:06:28# I'm the man
0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Looks grim right now
0:06:31 > 0:06:34# But pretty soon, we'll be laughing about it
0:06:34 > 0:06:37# Ooh, and it's all right
0:06:37 > 0:06:40# Yeah, it is, I swear you'll see
0:06:40 > 0:06:42# It's not really
0:06:42 > 0:06:45# Yeah, it's all right
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# Cos I've always got my family
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# Of me
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- # It's not a first - Might be the last
0:06:56 > 0:06:59# Yeah, I'm sure I must have been through worse
0:06:59 > 0:07:03# But ooh, it's all right
0:07:03 > 0:07:06# Got a paddle and a creek
0:07:07 > 0:07:10# Yeah, and it's all right
0:07:10 > 0:07:13# Because I've always got
0:07:13 > 0:07:17# My family
0:07:17 > 0:07:19# Of me... #
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh! Oh! Boy, that's cold! That's cold!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Oh! The one place I didn't have a shell. Oh!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28BIRDSONG
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- BUZZING - Wow!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38BUZZING CONTINUES
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Spring. That means there's only 274 days left till winter.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Everybody, wake up. Hibernation's over.- Oh, morning!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Morning, Hammy. - I gotta go wee-wee.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, not in the lake we drink from.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Let's go! all right, the rest of you. It's spring!
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- That means we gotta get to work. - Ah, finished. Ugh! No, wait!
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Come on. Wake up. Don't make me come in there.- Y'all better listen.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12I've been holding something in all winter and I'm about to let it out.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14SHOUTING
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Thank you, Stella.- Oh, I can clear a room, Verne. Come on.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- That much, I can do.- Morning. - Good morning, everyone.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Just a super-duper morning.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Oh, jeepers.- Woah. Not looking so good around the eyes there, hon.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Bucky and Quillo were up every four weeks and Spike kept poking me.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Yeah, well, he's kind of pokey. - He's the sharpest of the bunch.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- You know what? How about I take the day shift?- That'd be just super.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45All right, kids, you heard your mother and now you listen to me.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46- Shape up there. - KIDS SHOUT
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh, boy. This is what I was afraid of.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Where's the food? Is there any food left? I'm really hungry.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57We ate all the food, Hammy, during the winter. So we gotta get more.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Oh, right! I buried some nuts in the woods and I know where they are!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'll be right back! Bye!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Agh! Agh!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07KIDS LAUGH Shh!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- NERVOUS LAUGHTER - Dad, it's just snow.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12But it could have been a predator.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Isn't playing dead a little...weak?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Heather, how many times must I say it?
0:09:16 > 0:09:21- Playing possum is what we do. We die so that we live!- Kids...
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I'm the boss of you. So just calm down.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's what we need to find you this year, a good fella.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- A good fella? - Uh-oh.- A good fella?!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Oh, jeepers, here we go.- Why does everyone think I need a man, huh?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I look like a nest and smell like a swamp.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38So, when you find a fella who's decent, good with kids,
0:09:38 > 0:09:40and has no sense of smell, call me!
0:09:44 > 0:09:45HE GASPS
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- CHATTERING - Um, hello!- I don't care.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Um... Ahem! - Oh.- Oh, look. Food.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Well, I think you know, um, what this means.- Egh!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Verne!- Just a minute, Hammy. Ahem...
0:09:59 > 0:10:03This means we were nine berries away from starvation.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- GASPING - Sorry, that was a little intense.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I meant really serious hunger pains.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Verne! - Not finished, Hammy.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Morning, Lou, Penny. - Thanks.- Hey, kids.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- So, what I wanna tell you all is... - Verne!- I'm not done, Hammy.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20If you have to go again, just go.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23OK, so all I'm saying is we cut it a little close.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- So this year, we need to fill the log...- All the way to the top.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Exactly. All the way to the top.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Because what are we? - ALL:- Foragers!
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- And what do we forage?- Food! - Right.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Super, Verne. Really super. - OK, Hammy.- Huh?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- What is it?- What is what?- What is it you wanna tell me?- Hmm? Oh!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Oh! Oh! What was it? What was it? What was it? Ooh! Wait!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Right on the tip of my tongue! Oh, there's a weird thing over there
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I've never seen before. It's really scary! Follow me.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57OK, meeting called on account of weird, scary thing.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Hmm. Foragers.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Hammy, what weird thing? Oh.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08That weird thing.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- GULPING - Aah...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37'It never ends!'
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Woah! Hey!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46It never ends that way, too.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Jeepers.- Yeah, jeepers is the word.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- What is this thing? - Heather, no!
0:11:58 > 0:12:03- I'm scared.- Me too, Mommy. - Shh. Shh. It's OK. It's just a...
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- What is this thing?- I... Well, it's, um...it's... Verne?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Ahem... Well, it's...it's obviously...
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- some kind of bush.- I'd be less afraid if I knew what it was called.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Let's call it Steve.- Steve? - It's a pretty name.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Steve sounds nice. - Yeah, I'm less scared of Steve.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Oh, great and powerful Steve, what do you want?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- I don't think it can speak. - 'I heard that, young man.'
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- THEY SCREAM - Agh!
0:12:29 > 0:12:30'You get over here right now!'
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- OK. - Hammy, get back here.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- But Steve is angry.- I think it came from the other side of Steve.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- I mean, the bush. I mean... Geesh! - HE SIGHS
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Look, there's only one way we'll find out what this thing is
0:12:43 > 0:12:46and what this is about. I'll check it out.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49GULP!
0:12:49 > 0:12:50- Agh! - SCREAMING
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Aye, aye, aye!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Ugh! Agh! - THEY GASP
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- HE GASPS - Steve ate Verne!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00All right, Steve, you brought this on yourself.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Stella, don't! I'm not eaten. I just tripped.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Ahem... I'm gonna go over there.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Just don't anybody move.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Eeh. Ah.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21'Hurry up! We're gonna be late!'
0:13:21 > 0:13:24ENGINE REVS
0:13:24 > 0:13:26SHOUTING
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Oh. - DOG BARKS
0:13:29 > 0:13:31HE GASPS
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Huh?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36What is this place?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- BUZZING - Oh. Hey there, little...
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Agh!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53..fella. Aah.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Oh! Agh!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Agh!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Hi? Agh! Ugh!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Agh! Agh! Oh!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Agh! Ugh! Agh! Oh!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Oof! Ow.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Ugh!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Agh! Oh! Egh! Agh! Oh! Oh!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Woah-ho!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Eeeeeggghhh!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Aggghhhh! Oof!
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Huh?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- PHONE RINGS - Huh?- 'Operator, can I help you?'
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Ow! Woah!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35No, I can talk. I'm just driving.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Agghh!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Woah! Egh! Agh!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Ogh!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- BELL RINGS - Oh!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- HE MOANS - Get it!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Aaagggghhhh! Ogh! Ugh!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Oh!- Verne's back.- What was that? - Verne.- Jeepers.- Come on.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Ugh! Ugh!- What was over there?- There were these freaky pink primates!
0:14:58 > 0:15:02They must have come while we were hibernating. It was awful.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04They had wheels on their feet and sticks.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08They were whacking me with sticks like it was some sick game!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11You should have died. You should have laid down and died.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Dad.- That's not the worst part. Half the forest is gone.- Huh?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18All the oak trees and the berry bushes.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21They're just... They're just...gone.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Jeepers! - What'll we do for food?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26THEY ALL MUTTER
0:15:28 > 0:15:30I don't know, but here's what I do know -
0:15:30 > 0:15:34we will be fine as long as no-one goes over Steve again.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38It's called a hedge and it is not to be feared, my amphibious friend.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43- It is the gateway to the good life. - Um, I'm a reptile, actually.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47But, you know, it's a common mistake. And, um, you are?
0:15:47 > 0:15:52- Oh, where are my manners? I'm RJ. - Ugh!- Please don't think I'm prying,
0:15:52 > 0:15:55but I couldn't help overhearing, and I think I can shed a little light
0:15:55 > 0:15:58on what this hedge situation is about. You see...
0:15:58 > 0:16:02what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05air-conditioned paradise.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Except for that little, bitty speck. You are here.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09THEY GASP No, no.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11That's a good thing. You're hibernators, right?
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- You gather up food, store it away for the winter?- We fill the log!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Hammy!- Really? This log? This cave-like log?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- All the way to the top. - Ozzie!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Let me ask you. How long does it take, you know, to fill the log?
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- 274 days. - Oh! Ever done it in a week?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- That's impossible. - Not if we work together.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34You've got the food-gathering skills, I've got the know-how
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- and they have the food!- How much food?- Loads of food! Heaps of food!
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- Food out the wazoo!- Well, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I don't think we're interested in eating.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I don't know. The guy's making a lot of sense to me. We should listen.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Yeah, I'm OK with wazoo food. - No, you're not.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- The tail is tingling. - THEY CHATTER
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Woah, hold on, the what is what?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59When something doesn't feel right, my tail tingles. Let me tell you,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02everything you've said is driving my tail crazy.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Listen, Verne, right? This isn't something you need to be afraid of.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well, I am, and for good reason.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Ah, well.- This is not a birthmark.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14That's because you went over there without a guide, Verne.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Whatever. Thanks for stopping by. We're not interested.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Not interested in the most delicious food you've ever tasted?
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- No! - Come on.- Not...interested!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26OK, I get it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31I understand. This is something that you're just not...open to.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34THEY ALL GASP
0:17:38 > 0:17:41THEY ALL GROAN
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Jeepers. - What is that?!
0:17:44 > 0:17:48That is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids,
0:17:48 > 0:17:53BHA, BHT and good old MSG. AKA, the chip.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Nacho cheese flavour.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- THEY ALL CHATTER - More, please! More! Ha-ha-ha!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Damn, Verne, those were good!
0:18:01 > 0:18:05It's all good and we're going over there...tonight! Yeah!
0:18:06 > 0:18:11- Welcome...to suburbia. - Look at that.- Wow!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- ALL:- Ooh!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Hey, Mom, look at us! - Look at us!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Oh, my! - THEY ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Jeepers!
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- How's that tail, Verne?- Listen, if anybody in this family gets hurt,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I'm holding you personally responsible.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30They're having a good time. I'll take responsibility for that.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32THEY ALL CHATTER
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Hey, Verno, I took a few clippings out of my quills
0:18:36 > 0:18:38to do a little comparison. Look at this.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40The grass seems to be greener over here.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Are you certain you came to the same place?
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- Yeah, cos the raccoon says... - OK! Enough about him! I get it.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50So he can do a few tricks. It's not like he can walk on water.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Hey, everybody! This way to the food!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55THEY ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- What is that? - That is an SUV.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Humans ride in it because they're slowly losing their ability to walk.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Jeepers, it's so big! - How many humans fit in there?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Usually? One.- Ooh.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Hi, this is Gladys Sharpe.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Your president of the Homeowner's Association. ..Right!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Oh!- Jeepers!- What is that? - Easy, easy. Don't worry.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21That's a human being and they're just as scared of us as we are of them.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Now, if a human does happen to see you,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- They love it.- The Homeowner's Charter, which you signed,
0:19:30 > 0:19:35says the grass is supposed to be two inches and yours is two point five.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40Can we just get the food and go? Really, do they have it, or not?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Didn't you see? It was in the box. They've always got food with them.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47We eat to live, these guys live to eat.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Let me show you what I'm talking about.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52'The human mouth is called a pie hole.'
0:19:52 > 0:19:54The human being is called a couch potato.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58That is a device to summon food. DOORBELL RINGS
0:19:58 > 0:20:00That is one of the many voices of food.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03That is the portal for the passing of the food.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06That is one of the many food transportation vehicles.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12They drive the food, they wear the food.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15That gets the food hot. That keeps the food cold. That...
0:20:15 > 0:20:16I'm not sure what that is.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Agh! - CHEERING
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Agh! - Hey, what do you know? Food!
0:20:21 > 0:20:25That is the altar where they worship...food.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27That's what they eat when they've eaten too much food.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food!
0:20:29 > 0:20:34Food! Food! Food! Food! FOOD!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37So, you think they have enough?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43THEY ALL GASP And what do they do
0:20:43 > 0:20:44with the stuff they don't eat?
0:20:44 > 0:20:50They put it in gleaming silver cans...just for us.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- THEY ALL GASP - Sweet jeepers!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Dig in! THEY ALL CHEER
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Hmm? Good, isn't it? - Look.- Oh, wow!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04THEY CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:21:04 > 0:21:07HE SNIFFS Um...that's a diaper...
0:21:07 > 0:21:09and that does come out of a wazoo.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14So, what do you think? Was I right, or was I right?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16And these things are just the scraps.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Wait till you see what comes in the boxes, packages and cans.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You stick with me and in one week, we will gather enough food
0:21:23 > 0:21:26to...to...to...to feed a bear!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Huh?- Just a figure of speech. BEEPING
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Halt! Intruders! Intruders!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35- Get out, all of you! - CAT MEOWS
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- What is it, baby? Aggghhhh! - THEY GASP
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- What are you doing?- You said we should lick...- No! Run!
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- THEY SHOUT - That's right! Get out of here! Ugh!
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Wagh! Shoo! Get out of here! I just mopped this patio!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Messy vermin!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- THEY ALL PANT - I gotta...
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Whoo.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- You kids OK? Hon, you all right? - We'll find other things, right?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05See what I mean? That's what I was talking about.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- These humans don't want us around! - We scared her and she overreacted.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- No biggie.- No biggie? Oh, that is what we call a biggie.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Come on, think about the food. It was worth it for that food, huh?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18That stuff is to die for!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- HE GASPS - Agh!
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Let me re-phrase that.- No, to die for. You nailed that part.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Look, maybe our little forest life looks primitive to a guy with a bag.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- What?- But see, I think I speak for the whole family when I say
0:22:31 > 0:22:35we want nothing to do with anything that's over that hedge!
0:22:35 > 0:22:40- Oh, come on!- I'm done.- You haven't even tried doughnuts yet!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43You wanna store fat, that is the way to store some fat!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45You'll be sweating through winter!
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Oh, OK. All right, you guys sleep on it.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Good idea. I'm gonna check back with ya.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Shoot! Almost had 'em.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Goodnight, Heather.- Goodnight. - Goodnight, Ozzie.- Goodnight, Verne.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Goodnight, Lou.- Yeah, goodnight. - Goodnight, Penny.- Goodnight.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Goodnight, Hammy.- Goodnight, Verne! - Goodnight, Bucky.- Goodnight.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Goodnight, Spike.- Goodnight, Verne. - Goodnight, Quillo.- Goodnight.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20When we wake up, only 273 days left till winter.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- That's enough, Verne. - Goodnight. 273.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Spice...
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Cold... Wagon...
0:23:30 > 0:23:35- Agh! Hey! - Time's up, RJ.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- But I have six more days! No! No! - Grr...- No-o-o-o!
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Agh! Agh! Oh! OK!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Four paws. Fur. Still alive.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Still alive. Oh. - 'So, what are you saying?'
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- You want me to take them into town? - Huh?- No...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Yes!
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Agh! Oh! OK, kids, dive in. There it is.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Bark for breakfast.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- I want a doughnut!- I want pizza!
0:24:10 > 0:24:11No, you don't! SIGHING
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- BUZZING - Yes!
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Awe...
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Hmm.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30OK. This is great.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Granted, it takes some time to chew.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43But that... Gulp! That was very satisfying.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46And by the way, lots of fibre in there, too.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Mmm!
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- Wagh. - I gotta admit, that does look tasty.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- What are you doing here? - I'm here to help you with your...
0:24:55 > 0:25:00foraging thing. Look, Verne, you said a word yesterday
0:25:00 > 0:25:04about your gang. It starts with an 'F'. Do you remember what it was?
0:25:04 > 0:25:09- Family?- Right, right. That. You know, that got me right here.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12You see, Verne, I used to have all that.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15My own place, surrounded by loved ones,
0:25:15 > 0:25:19the universal remote. But then all that went away with...
0:25:19 > 0:25:22the weed hacker incident. Oh!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Oh! Come here!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it?
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- Oh, brother.- Jeepers, Verne. - We could always use the extra hand.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36The weed hacker, Verne. The weed hacker.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38OK.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41I'm not your problem. I'll just go.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45This is me...going.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- It's been nice.- Don't hit. - Nice getting to know you all.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- I'm sure I'll see you around the forest.- Oh!- Take care.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56All right, all right. Hey, um, RJ?
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- You can... You can stay.- Ha-hoo! - Agh!- Come here, you big lump!- No!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03I knew beneath this hard, crispy outside,
0:26:03 > 0:26:05there was a soft, nougaty centre in there!
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- Do you mind if I call you Uncle Verne?- With every bone in my body.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Great. Hey, can I work with Hammy?
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- You wanna help me find my nuts? - Very tempting, Hammy. Very tempting.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19But first, I wanna show you this.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21HAMMY SNIFFS Do you like this cookie?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Oh, ho-ho-ho!
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- This cookie's junk!- I said I'd like a cookie.- Easy. Easy. Don't worry.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30I know where we can get some cookies so valuable,
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- they were hand-delivered by uniformed officers.- Oh!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36And the Doyles is the yellow house. The only...
0:26:36 > 0:26:39There they are. America's most coveted cookies.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener-Neeners and Smackeroons!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- And guess what? They're all yours! - Whoo-hoo!- Hey! Woah!- Agh!- Woah!
0:26:46 > 0:26:51Hold on there, fella. I love your energy, but you just can't take them.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- But you just said they're mine!- They will be if we successfully marry
0:26:54 > 0:26:58your manic energy to my brilliant plan. You with me, kid?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- I... I... I... - The "I"s have it. Let's ride.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I thought Mrs Wilinsky was allergic to chocolate.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Yeah, if she eats it, her face, like, explodes or something.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Woah. That is extreme. - Wait, wait, wait.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13- How many boxes...- Hey! You stay away from those cookies! They're mine!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- BANGING - Agh!- Ahem...
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- Hey, this guy's not coming, is he? Cos I don't want him to!- Oh...
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I have so much work to do. Come on.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Step into my office. Now, listen up.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26What we're going for here is a vicious, man-eating rabid squirrel.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30- Can you handle that?- Um, excuse me? - Yes...Hammy?
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Um, OK. Um, rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Rabid, not rabbit.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Oh! What?
0:27:39 > 0:27:44- OK, so first, muss the hair.- Ow! Ow! - Uh-huh. Right. Then we're gonna...
0:27:44 > 0:27:46HE SPITS ..get the fur just a bit...
0:27:46 > 0:27:50- Agh! Eeh!- Stop it! Up here... - Ha-ha-ha!- Liking that a lot.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54Now, show me that wild look in your eye, boy! Come on!
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Oh! Oh! I can burp my ABCs.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58- HE BURPS - A, B, C...- Hammy!
0:27:58 > 0:28:03I just really need you to focus right now, OK?
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- OK.- Thank you. Let's see. Hmm. Hang on a minute.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09HE GRUNTS Ah-ha!
0:28:09 > 0:28:11- Nice!- Oof!
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Hammy...
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Gulp!
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Ha-ha! Done! Now, come on. I'll be right behind you.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Go on! Get out there! Shoo! Shoo!
0:28:25 > 0:28:29I'm a crazy, rabid squirrel. I want my cookies!
0:28:29 > 0:28:32- HE CHATTERS - I'm rabid!
0:28:32 > 0:28:34- I'm going to get you! - Ew!
0:28:34 > 0:28:38I'm foaming! Very scary rabid squirrel!
0:28:38 > 0:28:39- Grr! - BOTH:- Rabies!
0:28:39 > 0:28:40- Hey, it's working! - GIRLS SCREAM
0:28:40 > 0:28:44- Behind you! - I know, you're right behind me!- Ooh!
0:28:44 > 0:28:48- Got it!- Agh!- Get it!- Oh, no, no, no, no! No-o-o-o!- Take that!
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- Agh! Agh!- Walk it off! Just walk that one off!- What is going on?
0:28:51 > 0:28:54- Is that Hammy? - Everything's under control.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- You call that under control? He's under attack!- He's working!
0:28:57 > 0:29:01- I'm coming, Hammy!- Verne! No!- Agh! - What are you doing?- Woah! Agh! Agh!
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Agh!
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Agh!
0:29:06 > 0:29:10- Agghhh!- Oh!- Hold still! I got it! - Agh!- Stay still!- Agh!
0:29:12 > 0:29:17- Yuck!- Gross!- Eew!- Eew! Eew! Eew! - Nasty!- Oh, my God! That is so gross!
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Verne, that was great. You, my friend, are a natural.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Or, should I say, au naturel?
0:29:25 > 0:29:26Huh?
0:29:28 > 0:29:32- Oh!- Hammy?- Yeah? - You were awesome, my man.- Oh!
0:29:32 > 0:29:36You had ME scared. I was about to come and beat you with a book myself.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38You're all right, aren't ya? Of course you are.
0:29:38 > 0:29:42You are Hammy! Those bruises are gonna heal. Chicks dig scars.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44- Oof...- There!- There!- There! - He was right over there!
0:29:44 > 0:29:48That's where the squirrel attacked us. He has rabies or something.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51- And there was this gross, naked amphibian thing.- Reptile.
0:29:51 > 0:29:56It's OK, girls. Go inside, have a cookie, turn on the TV and calm down.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58- Thanks, Mom. - I'm sorry, Janice.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01Did I just hear them say rabid squirrel?
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- Oh, I think they might just be overreacting.- What if they're not?
0:30:04 > 0:30:08What if we have a potential pandemic on our hands? Vermin running loose,
0:30:08 > 0:30:12spreading disease and lowering our property values.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Yeah, I have a casserole in the oven. Gotta run.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Fine. You worry about your casserole and I'll worry about
0:30:18 > 0:30:21the end of suburban peace and tranquillity!
0:30:23 > 0:30:27Mmm-hmm. That's right. Don't push. Plenty for everybody.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30- Got a box right over here for you, Penny.- Oh, jeepers, that is good.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Kids, eat up. Anything that tastes this good has to be good for you.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- Feel that buzz in the back of your skull?- Yeah!
0:30:36 > 0:30:39That's called a sugar rush. It's what keeps the humans going.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42You top that off with a little of this...
0:30:42 > 0:30:45and what usually takes you all summer is only gonna take us a week.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49Woah! Hold on, Ham squad. The last thing you need is caffeine.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52- Mmm!- Um... - Mmm!- Whoo-hoo!
0:30:52 > 0:30:54That's right. Come on. Dig in.
0:30:54 > 0:30:58- Because this, my friends, is just the beginning.- What?
0:30:59 > 0:31:01# Follow me into
0:31:01 > 0:31:03# The great unknown
0:31:03 > 0:31:06# Where pink flamingos crow
0:31:06 > 0:31:08# Diet soda flows
0:31:08 > 0:31:09# And what you take
0:31:09 > 0:31:12# Magically regenerates
0:31:13 > 0:31:16# On supermarket shelves
0:31:16 > 0:31:17# The ovens clean themselves
0:31:17 > 0:31:19# You don't pay the tab
0:31:19 > 0:31:21# Till the last drop
0:31:21 > 0:31:24- # So we all ride for nothing... # - SHOUTING
0:31:24 > 0:31:26# ..Cos this train
0:31:26 > 0:31:27# Never stops
0:31:27 > 0:31:29# Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da, da
0:31:29 > 0:31:32# Da, da, da, da, da, da
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- # Da, da, da, da, da... # - Oh!
0:31:34 > 0:31:36# ..Da, da, da, da, da, da
0:31:44 > 0:31:45# We make a good team
0:31:45 > 0:31:49# Me and you, we do
0:31:49 > 0:31:51- # You can scratch my back... # - Huh?
0:31:51 > 0:31:53# ..And I'll scratch my back, too
0:31:53 > 0:31:55- # When everyone is welcome... # - Read it and weep!
0:31:55 > 0:31:58- # ..At the party, yeah... # - CHEERING
0:31:58 > 0:32:01- # ..People, more is more... # - SCREAMING
0:32:01 > 0:32:02# ..Ah, we all want more
0:32:02 > 0:32:04# You don't pay the tab
0:32:04 > 0:32:07# Till the last drop
0:32:07 > 0:32:09# So we all ride for nothing
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# Cos this train
0:32:11 > 0:32:13# Never stops... #
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Hello, I need every business listing you have under exterminator.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23# ..Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da, da
0:32:23 > 0:32:25# Da, da, da, da, da, da
0:32:25 > 0:32:27# Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da, da
0:32:27 > 0:32:30# Da, da, da, da, da, da
0:32:43 > 0:32:45# You don't stop. You don't stop
0:32:45 > 0:32:47- # You don't stop... # - TYRES SCREECH
0:32:47 > 0:32:50- THUD! - 'Agh!'- Ozzie!
0:32:50 > 0:32:51CAR DOORS SLAM
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Mom, you hit a possum. - Oh, my goodness.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57- Do you think it's dead? - Oh, no!
0:32:57 > 0:33:01- Wow!- Touch it. - Can I poke him?- No!
0:33:01 > 0:33:02These poor little creatures.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05- What's going on?- Come check it out.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09Debbie, I don't remember seeing a permit for a gathering.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Groups of more than one who wish to get... Agh!
0:33:12 > 0:33:14Timmy, um, get the shovel from the car.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Huh?
0:33:16 > 0:33:17Oh!
0:33:18 > 0:33:22Light's fading, limbs going cold.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- 'I see a tunnel!' - Oh, no.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28POSSUM SQUEAKS
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Mother, is that you beckoning me into the light?
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Must move toward the light.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35POSSUM SQUEAKS What do you think he's doing?
0:33:35 > 0:33:38Maybe we knocked his brains loose.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41You went too far this time. Let's get out of here and leave this...
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- THEY ALL GRUNT - Oh!- Nice catch, Verne.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48Agh! Ugh! You're dangerous! You're insane!
0:33:48 > 0:33:51- ..I'm going home! - HE COUGHS
0:33:51 > 0:33:55Goodbye, cruel world!
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Ooh! Oh!
0:33:57 > 0:34:00Rose...bud.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02- Agh! - HE WHEEZES
0:34:02 > 0:34:03Ugh!
0:34:05 > 0:34:07- Now, can I poke him?- No!
0:34:07 > 0:34:11You see, this is exactly why I called the exterminator.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13To kill them before they get hurt like this.
0:34:13 > 0:34:17- Everybody get out of here right now. - Right! Kids, grab those handles.
0:34:17 > 0:34:18THEY ALL CHATTER
0:34:18 > 0:34:20- THEY ALL SHOUT - Threw out my back! Oh!
0:34:24 > 0:34:26THEY ALL CHATTER Let's go!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28HE GASPS
0:34:28 > 0:34:31SQUEAKING
0:34:34 > 0:34:37CHATTERING
0:34:42 > 0:34:43Oh, no.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46- SHE GASPS - Ooh.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Ah.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52I believe someone phoned about an animal problem.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55The solution is standing before you.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59Dwayne LaFontaine is here.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Where have you been? I'm throwing a welcome-to-the-neighbourhood party
0:35:02 > 0:35:05and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have!
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Stand down, sister.
0:35:07 > 0:35:12I guarantee that there will not be a living thing at this party!
0:35:12 > 0:35:14Verminator is on the job.
0:35:14 > 0:35:17- CHATTERING - Leave it! Leave it... Aah!
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- What do we have here? - HE SNIFFS
0:35:20 > 0:35:23Didelphis marsupial virginianus.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25- Approximately ten pounds. - HE SNIFFS
0:35:25 > 0:35:27- EXHALING:- Male.
0:35:27 > 0:35:28- SNAP! - Oh!
0:35:28 > 0:35:30- Aah!- I think he's dead. - Oh, really?
0:35:30 > 0:35:33Do you have an associates degree from VermTech?
0:35:33 > 0:35:35I think he wants you to think he's dead.
0:35:35 > 0:35:39(Guys, move! Move, move! That's it! Hurry! Run! Let's go!)
0:35:39 > 0:35:40KIDS SCREAM
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Look at him. You can see him breathing.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45- Huh?- I certainly hope he's not in any pain.- Ha-ha!
0:35:45 > 0:35:48- Agh! - Wagh! Kill it! Kill it!
0:35:48 > 0:35:51- Thank you, all, for coming!- Ogh! Agh!- You were a great audience!
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Awe, man! HE SIGHS, THEN GASPS
0:35:54 > 0:35:57All right, what am I up against here?
0:35:57 > 0:36:02- SNIFFING:- Possum... Porcupine... Skunk... Squirrel... Raccoon...
0:36:02 > 0:36:05- HE SNIFFS DEEPLY:- Amphibian.- Reptile. - No.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08- HE SNIFFS DEEPLY:- Reptile.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12THEY ALL CHATTER
0:36:12 > 0:36:15That's what I call a super-duper performance there, fella.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18Yeah, it was super. They were riveted. You were awesome!
0:36:18 > 0:36:21- CHEERING - All right!- Whoo-hoo!
0:36:21 > 0:36:25Dad, I just gotta say that was, um, that was pretty good.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30- Props for the Oz man!- ALL: Oz man! CHEERING
0:36:30 > 0:36:34But let's not forget our brilliant leadership, RJ.
0:36:34 > 0:36:38ALL: RJ! CHEERING
0:36:38 > 0:36:41- LAUGHING:- RJ!- Hey, RJ, come this way. We wanna show you something.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43- Yeah, sure. - Sweet!
0:36:43 > 0:36:46What a team! THEY ALL CHATTER
0:36:46 > 0:36:48'You're my hero, there, fella!'
0:36:52 > 0:36:56- Over here! This way!- Come on. - Yeah, we wanna show you something.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- Come on. Hurry! - Check it out.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Your new home.
0:37:07 > 0:37:12- And look! We got a place for you right here.- That's for me?
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Yeah. Is this anything like what you had, RJ?
0:37:17 > 0:37:20This isn't anything like what I had, Lou.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24- Here, I'm not supposed to drink this.- Thanks.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Ahem. Is that my bag?
0:37:26 > 0:37:30- Yeah, we brought it so you wouldn't have to sleep in that tree.- Really?
0:37:30 > 0:37:34- Wow.- Hey, RJ, check this out. We totally hooked up the TV.
0:37:34 > 0:37:39- I hotwired the HD converter. - We get, like, a thousand channels.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42- Here. Can you take the remote before my dad does?- Wow.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44A universal remote?
0:37:45 > 0:37:48This is nice, guys. Really nice.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53- TV:- 'We now return to A Scoundrel Among Us.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56'You should be ashamed of yourself. We let you into our family
0:37:56 > 0:38:01- 'and you deceived us.- I gave you my heart and you ripped it to pieces.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04'Get real, Kevin. Cos when you feel like a dirtbag,
0:38:04 > 0:38:07'it's because you're a dirtbag. Right?
0:38:07 > 0:38:11'So just own it. Just say it out loud, "I am a dirtbag."'
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Dirtbag? I don't think that guy's a real doctor.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17What do you think there, RJ? RJ?
0:38:17 > 0:38:21RJ BREATHES DEEPLY
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, RJ! What are you doing, man?!
0:38:24 > 0:38:26You're getting in way too deep.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Oh! You just get the food, feed the bear.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Get the food, feed the bear.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34Waah! Where's the food? Where's the food?!
0:38:41 > 0:38:42Oh!
0:38:43 > 0:38:47- What are you doing?- I'm getting things back to the way they were.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49- No, don't! How about I just leave? - Good.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53- You leave and I return this stuff to the rightful owners.- What?!
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- Why?! - Because we've angered the humans
0:38:56 > 0:38:59and we don't wanna end up like that rabbit.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03Hence...I'm giving this back so they won't kill us.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07Verne, you don't understand! We need this stuff!
0:39:07 > 0:39:10- No, we don't! - You can't take it!
0:39:10 > 0:39:14- Yes, I can! - Let go!- You let go!
0:39:14 > 0:39:16- I have to have it! - No!
0:39:16 > 0:39:19Agh!
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Huh?
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Agh!
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Verne, move slow, keep your voice low and follow me.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35- What? - Shh! Ugh...
0:39:35 > 0:39:39- No-o-o!- Shh, shh!- No, I'm not falling for any more of your...
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- smooth talk! - HE WHISPERS
0:39:42 > 0:39:46Ugh! I don't know what you're up to, but my entire shell is tingling.
0:39:46 > 0:39:51- I'm listening to it this time and I'm putting my foot down.- No!
0:39:51 > 0:39:53- SQUEAKING - Play?
0:39:53 > 0:39:55- SQUEAKING - Huh?
0:39:55 > 0:39:57- Oh. Um...- Play!
0:39:57 > 0:39:58- Agh! - SQUEAKING
0:39:58 > 0:40:00- Play, play, play! - SQUEAKING
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Play, play, play, play!- Ogh!
0:40:02 > 0:40:06- Aggghhh! Ough! Ogh! - THEY BOTH SHOUT
0:40:06 > 0:40:08THEY BOTH CONTINUE TO SHOUT
0:40:08 > 0:40:09Ogh!
0:40:09 > 0:40:12Ogh! Ogh! Agh! Agh!
0:40:12 > 0:40:14DOG GRUNTS
0:40:14 > 0:40:16- DOLL:- Let's play.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- Play?- Geez!
0:40:22 > 0:40:25- Ogh! Agh!- Play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play!- Woah!
0:40:25 > 0:40:28- Down, boy! Sit! Roll over! - Play!
0:40:29 > 0:40:33- Play dead!- Play! Play! - Agh! Ogh! Ugh!
0:40:33 > 0:40:36- That-a-boy, Verne! Save the food! I'll lose the dog!- Play!- Huh?
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play!
0:40:39 > 0:40:42Aggghh! Ooggghhh! Agh!
0:40:42 > 0:40:46No! No! No! No! No! No! Agh! Agh!
0:40:46 > 0:40:50You're dropping all the food, man! Here, catch!
0:40:52 > 0:40:54- Agh! - Are you hungry? Look, food!
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- DOG BARKS - Wagh!
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- Ogh! Ogh! - Agh! Agh, agh, agh! Woah!
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Look, people! Play with 'em!
0:41:01 > 0:41:03- SCREAMING - Look out!
0:41:03 > 0:41:07- Play, play, play, play, play, play! - Ugh! I'm all right.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09I'm fine. I'm OK.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Agh! Whoo!
0:41:11 > 0:41:15- Huh? - Verne, unhook the chain!
0:41:15 > 0:41:17HE WHINES
0:41:18 > 0:41:19Play!
0:41:19 > 0:41:20Woah!
0:41:22 > 0:41:24No! Chips!
0:41:24 > 0:41:26- Ugh! - Bad!
0:41:28 > 0:41:30- Oh, boy! - Woah!
0:41:32 > 0:41:34- Agh! - TANK SPLUTTERS
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Verne, I told you to unhook the chain!
0:41:42 > 0:41:43Oh!
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Ah. RUSTLING
0:41:56 > 0:42:00Garbage cans are not to be on the kerb before eight... Oh!
0:42:01 > 0:42:02Agghhh!
0:42:08 > 0:42:09THEY BOTH GASP
0:42:14 > 0:42:16- You're the devil.- Aaagggghhh! - Aggghhh!
0:42:16 > 0:42:19- Agggghhh!- Aggggghhh! - Aggggghhh!
0:42:19 > 0:42:21- Aagggh! Ogh!- Ow! - Ow!- Ogh! Ow!- Egh!
0:42:21 > 0:42:23- Ogh!- Ogh! - Agh!
0:42:28 > 0:42:30HE LAUGHS
0:42:30 > 0:42:34No! No!
0:42:34 > 0:42:37- Verne, you all right there? Give me a hand, Oz.- Oh, sure, sure.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40- What the heck happened? - What happened?- It's gone.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43The food...gone!
0:42:43 > 0:42:45- What?- Gone? - How is it gone?
0:42:45 > 0:42:48- Ask...him! - Verne?
0:42:48 > 0:42:52- I returned it to its rightful owner. - BOTH:- What?!
0:42:52 > 0:42:56We, like, worked our tails off, you know? Like, a lot!
0:42:56 > 0:42:59And the food we gathered was totally...you know!
0:42:59 > 0:43:01And you're... You're all whatever!
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Yeah, Verne, what were you thinking? The log was full!
0:43:04 > 0:43:07- Full of junk. - Oh, so what are you saying there?
0:43:07 > 0:43:11The food we gather our way isn't as good as the food we gather your way?
0:43:11 > 0:43:16Your way? You mean his way. Can't you see RJ's just using you?!
0:43:16 > 0:43:19Oh, Verne! Shame on you! RJ wouldn't do that.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21You have got to trust me on this!
0:43:21 > 0:43:24There's something wrong with this guy.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26My tail tingles every time I get near him!
0:43:26 > 0:43:30Oh, so we're supposed to go hungry because your butt's vibrating?
0:43:30 > 0:43:33I'm starting to think that little tingle is just you being jealous.
0:43:33 > 0:43:37- Jealous? Of him?!- Yeah, he's embracing the future there
0:43:37 > 0:43:41- and you're just holding us back! - Oh, I hold you back, all right!
0:43:41 > 0:43:43From extinction! See what you've done here?
0:43:43 > 0:43:47If they listen to the stuff you're telling them, they'll be dead!
0:43:47 > 0:43:49You're only interested in taking advantage of them
0:43:49 > 0:43:53because they are too stupid and naive to know any better!
0:43:55 > 0:43:57I'm not stupid.
0:44:00 > 0:44:05OK, I didn't mean...um... I meant ignorant.
0:44:07 > 0:44:10The way's over...over... over there.
0:44:10 > 0:44:15Come on, you guys. You know I didn't mean it like that. Don't do this.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Stella? Ozzie?
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Hammy...you know I didn't...
0:44:23 > 0:44:26- Hammy? - I'm not stupid.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Please.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36# I must
0:44:36 > 0:44:38- # Give the impression... # - HE SIGHS
0:44:38 > 0:44:41# ..That I have the answers
0:44:41 > 0:44:44# For everything
0:44:44 > 0:44:46# You were
0:44:46 > 0:44:49# So disappointed
0:44:49 > 0:44:51# To see me unravel
0:44:51 > 0:44:54# So easily
0:44:56 > 0:44:58# It's only change
0:44:58 > 0:45:04# It's only everything
0:45:04 > 0:45:06# I know
0:45:06 > 0:45:09# It's only change
0:45:09 > 0:45:13# And I'm only changing... #
0:45:13 > 0:45:16- Goodnight, Uncle RJ. - Goodnight, kiddo.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18# ..Lada, lada
0:45:18 > 0:45:21# Ladadadadada
0:45:21 > 0:45:24- # Lada... # - Moon's full, RJ.
0:45:24 > 0:45:27See you in the morning.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29# ..Lada, lada
0:45:29 > 0:45:32- # Ladadadadadada... # - HE SIGHS
0:45:32 > 0:45:37# ..Lada, ladadadadadada
0:45:37 > 0:45:40# You want
0:45:40 > 0:45:42# Something that's constant
0:45:42 > 0:45:45# And I only wanted
0:45:45 > 0:45:48# To be me
0:45:48 > 0:45:50# But watch
0:45:50 > 0:45:53# Even the stars above
0:45:53 > 0:45:55# Things that seem still
0:45:55 > 0:45:58- # Are still changing... # - LAUGHTER
0:45:58 > 0:46:01- # ..Lada, lada... # - Hah!
0:46:01 > 0:46:03- I got ya! - # ..Ladadadadada
0:46:03 > 0:46:08- # Lada, ladadadadadada... # - Oh!
0:46:08 > 0:46:10- Is it done? - Affirmative.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13Did you put this one in? This de-pelter turbo?
0:46:13 > 0:46:17That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state...
0:46:17 > 0:46:21- except Texas.- I don't care if this is against the Geneva Conventions!
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- I want it! - CHUCKLING:- I thought you might.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27So I took the liberty of installing it for you.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Adios, animal infestation.
0:46:33 > 0:46:34BEEPING
0:46:34 > 0:46:35Agh! CLANGING
0:46:35 > 0:46:37- Oh, my! - SHE CHUCKLES
0:46:43 > 0:46:45# ..Lada, lada
0:46:45 > 0:46:48# Ladadadadada
0:46:48 > 0:46:53- # Lada, ladadadadadada... # - HE SIGHS
0:46:53 > 0:46:55What have I done?
0:46:57 > 0:47:00- I shouldn't have taken all that food.- What?
0:47:00 > 0:47:02I shouldn't have taken all that food.
0:47:02 > 0:47:05I was just trying to return things to the way they were.
0:47:05 > 0:47:09I was just being cautious cos that's what I am. I'm naturally tentative.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12There's even places in my shell I haven't been.
0:47:12 > 0:47:16You, on the other hand, you're, like, cool and crazy
0:47:16 > 0:47:19and fearless. I think they're right. I think I'm just jealous.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22HE SIGHS Verne, believe me...
0:47:22 > 0:47:25you should not be jealous of me.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27You got a good thing here.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29You're doing what's best for your family.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31You're what's best for them now.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33What about your tail?
0:47:33 > 0:47:37Ah... My head says, "Listen to my tail," my tail says,
0:47:37 > 0:47:41"Listen to my head." I just end up with an upset stomach.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44That's why you need to be in charge now.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47- You don't really know what's going on here.- And you do.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50- So, what's the problem? - This, Verne, is the problem.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53- You see this?- I'm listening. - BEEPING
0:47:53 > 0:47:56- Just...- Uh-huh. - Just hang on a second, all right?
0:47:57 > 0:48:02- Hey, um, you the lady throwing the party?- Yes, just to the right.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06- There are protective booties for you to put on over your shoes.- Yes!
0:48:06 > 0:48:11- Yes! - Um... Um, what is this?
0:48:11 > 0:48:14What? Oh. That...
0:48:14 > 0:48:19- Mmm-hmm.- ..is a list of all the stuff that you lost, Verne.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21- Really? - It's a big list. You can see that.
0:48:21 > 0:48:25Well, you're an...organised guy, aren't ya? Nice job.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27I know a place that is so full of food,
0:48:27 > 0:48:29we could get it all back in one night.
0:48:29 > 0:48:33- Great. Let's go! Where is it? - Inside that house.- What?
0:48:33 > 0:48:35- Agh! Oh! - THUD!
0:48:35 > 0:48:40- What is the point of this thing? - 'Just send it down.'
0:48:40 > 0:48:42What Verne is trying to say is...
0:48:42 > 0:48:45I mean, it's hard to sum it all up in just one word,
0:48:45 > 0:48:47- but... - I'm sorry.
0:48:49 > 0:48:52- Ooh! Come here!- Give me a hug!
0:48:52 > 0:48:53THEY ALL CHATTER That's right!
0:48:53 > 0:48:56OK, listen. Stay in the huddle. Here's the plan.
0:48:56 > 0:49:01Now, the traps are set here, here, here, here...
0:49:02 > 0:49:04..here, here, here,
0:49:04 > 0:49:08here, here...here and here...
0:49:09 > 0:49:12..here, here...
0:49:12 > 0:49:15here, here,
0:49:15 > 0:49:18big one here, here...
0:49:18 > 0:49:22- and maybe a few over here. - Gee, is that all?- No.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25There's a bunch of red lights all over here. You OK, Verne?
0:49:25 > 0:49:28- You look a little green. - I blacked out for a second there,
0:49:28 > 0:49:32but I get the idea. Lights, traps. I may need to change my shell.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34OK, this is us.
0:49:34 > 0:49:38- Can I be the car?- I wanna be the car!- I'm the car! You be the shoe!
0:49:38 > 0:49:42- Shoe is lame.- Why don't you be that snazzy-looking iron there?
0:49:42 > 0:49:45Hey! It's not important! Besides, I'm the car.
0:49:45 > 0:49:49I'm always the car. Now, the plan works in three simple steps.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52Step one, kill the lights. Step two, get inside.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55- Step three, get out with food. - But this place is like a fortress.
0:49:55 > 0:49:58Walls so high, doors impenetrable.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01- How will we get in? - The collar is the key.
0:50:02 > 0:50:07Literally, the collar. It's like a key that opens the door and...
0:50:07 > 0:50:10And what? You think he'll just hand over his collar to you?
0:50:10 > 0:50:12Not to me, my femme fatale. To you!
0:50:12 > 0:50:16- Her?!- Me?!- You, Stella. We'll get that cat to give you his collar
0:50:16 > 0:50:20- by using...- My stink! - Your feminine charms.
0:50:20 > 0:50:23- HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY - Was that out loud?
0:50:23 > 0:50:26Look, raccoon, um, maybe that mask you're wearing
0:50:26 > 0:50:28is obstructing your view, but...
0:50:28 > 0:50:30if you haven't noticed, I'm a skunk.
0:50:30 > 0:50:34On the outside, maybe, but I'm looking inside and I see a fox!
0:50:34 > 0:50:37And all we gotta do is get her out.
0:50:37 > 0:50:40BEEPING
0:50:41 > 0:50:46- Scissors!- Scissors?- Here.- Woah! Hey! Hey! Watch the...- Charcoal!
0:50:46 > 0:50:48- Charcoal? - COUGHING
0:50:48 > 0:50:52- Air freshener.- Tomato juice!- Cork! - Cork? Don't you dare!
0:50:52 > 0:50:55- Oh! - BEEPING INCREASES
0:50:55 > 0:50:58- Get him!- Score!- Yeah! BEEPING
0:50:58 > 0:51:00BUZZING
0:51:00 > 0:51:03- One more thing. - Ow!- Woah! Stop!
0:51:03 > 0:51:07That's it. Ladies and gentlemen, our work here is done.
0:51:10 > 0:51:13- Oh, my! - Big jeepers!
0:51:13 > 0:51:15- She's all, like, wow. - What?
0:51:18 > 0:51:19Oh.
0:51:25 > 0:51:28- Meow! - Woah!- Woah!
0:51:28 > 0:51:32- Gosh, she looks... - Wow.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35ALL: Ooh.
0:51:37 > 0:51:41All right, gang, this is it. We're going in.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46Agh! Gagh! Hagh!
0:51:47 > 0:51:50Ha! Oh, not again. Dang it!
0:51:50 > 0:51:53Those things are so life-like.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Curse you, plastic mouldsmen!
0:51:58 > 0:52:00DOG BARKS
0:52:04 > 0:52:07Agh! Eeh! Ogh!
0:52:13 > 0:52:14OK, Hammy.
0:52:14 > 0:52:17Woah! Hammy!
0:52:31 > 0:52:34Go! Go, go, go! Go, go, go!
0:52:34 > 0:52:38Go! No, no, no! No, no, no! No!
0:52:38 > 0:52:41Agh! Hammy, I told you that cookie's junk!
0:52:41 > 0:52:44- But I want the cookie. - What's going on?- Agh!
0:52:44 > 0:52:47Is everything OK?
0:52:47 > 0:52:48Egh!
0:52:48 > 0:52:51Aah...
0:52:52 > 0:52:56Ah-ha! Here we go! Come on, Hammy. Come on. Follow the pretty light.
0:52:56 > 0:52:59There it is. That's it.
0:53:00 > 0:53:04That's it. That's it. There it is. Go get it.
0:53:08 > 0:53:11Mmm-hmm. That's it. That's it.
0:53:13 > 0:53:15Go get it, you little nut! BEEPING
0:53:15 > 0:53:17Bingo!
0:53:17 > 0:53:21- OK, step two!- I thought we'd be dead by step two, so this is going great!
0:53:24 > 0:53:26OK, gorgeous, you're on.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32Man, this better be one stupid cat.
0:53:32 > 0:53:35Audio, go!
0:53:35 > 0:53:36COW MOOS
0:53:37 > 0:53:39She's supposed to be a cat. Put it on cat.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Let's hope the cat likes a cow.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44Who goes there?!
0:53:44 > 0:53:47- You're a cat! You're a cat! - You're a cat!
0:53:47 > 0:53:51Um, I mean, I'm a cat. Um, meow.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54Yeah, right(!) Shoo! Go on, get away from here.
0:53:54 > 0:53:58- My owner does not give scraps to common strays.- Common strays?
0:53:58 > 0:54:01- All right, you asked for it. - (Get the collar!)
0:54:01 > 0:54:04Gee, that's a nice collar you got on. Mind if I have a look?
0:54:04 > 0:54:07No, no, no, no! Come no closer!
0:54:07 > 0:54:10I must not be so near a creature of the outdoor woods. Achoo!
0:54:10 > 0:54:13- Away with your filth! - My filth?!
0:54:13 > 0:54:15- THEY GASP - My filth?!
0:54:15 > 0:54:16Oh, jeepers, here we go.
0:54:16 > 0:54:20OK, listen! I am sick and tired of everybody taking one look at me
0:54:20 > 0:54:22and running away cos they think I'm filthy!
0:54:22 > 0:54:26Well, I got news for you! I didn't get all primped and preened
0:54:26 > 0:54:29to have some over-fed papa's puff ball tell me he's too good for me!
0:54:29 > 0:54:34I got make-up on my butt and you don't wanna know about the cork!
0:54:34 > 0:54:38Stop! No-one has ever spoken to me like that!
0:54:38 > 0:54:39THEY GASP
0:54:39 > 0:54:43It is bold. I like it.
0:54:46 > 0:54:50Well, believe me, there's more where that came from...puff ball!
0:54:50 > 0:54:52All right, let's boogie.
0:54:52 > 0:54:55You're strong. Your essence is...overpowering.
0:54:55 > 0:54:58- What do you mean by that? - It is your eyes.
0:54:58 > 0:55:02- My eyes? - They are...luminous.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05Luminous. Dang!
0:55:05 > 0:55:08I think this is the part where I blacked out.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11Did the little shoes and cars actually get into the house?
0:55:12 > 0:55:16- So, you got a name? - Yes, it is a Persian name
0:55:16 > 0:55:21for I am Persian. I was born Prince Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz.
0:55:21 > 0:55:25Ooh. That's a mouthful. Can I just call you...Tiger?
0:55:25 > 0:55:28Woah. ALL: Aaah.
0:55:28 > 0:55:31Wicked, cool!
0:55:31 > 0:55:34Animals are in the house.
0:55:42 > 0:55:47- ALL: Wow!- Oh, my goodness.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49CHATTERING Heh-heh! Yes!
0:55:49 > 0:55:51- OK, stations, everybody. - Let's boogie.
0:55:51 > 0:55:56- We got it.- Here we go. - No grip! No grip! No grip! Help!
0:55:56 > 0:55:59- Hammy! Less claw, more pad. - Oh, OK.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01- WHAP! - Ugh! That hurt.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05Ugh!
0:56:06 > 0:56:09- Uh-oh! - TV NOISE
0:56:09 > 0:56:11SHE MUTTERS
0:56:11 > 0:56:15- What was that?- That's just the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it?
0:56:15 > 0:56:17MEOW!
0:56:17 > 0:56:21- LOUD TV NOISE - Wooooaaahhh!
0:56:21 > 0:56:23This way! This way!
0:56:25 > 0:56:26TV STOPS
0:56:26 > 0:56:28SHE MUMBLES
0:56:28 > 0:56:31OK, OK, we're good. Go back to work.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33Ugh! Here you go.
0:56:33 > 0:56:36- Here, catch! - Ugh!
0:56:41 > 0:56:43- Oh, boy. - HE GASPS
0:56:43 > 0:56:46Yes! We're gonna make it.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49- My father, he had an exceptionally flat face.- Mmm-hmm.
0:56:49 > 0:56:53- It was so beautiful, he could barely breathe.- Fascinating.
0:56:53 > 0:56:57Inside, I have a multi-levelled climby thing with shag carpet.
0:56:57 > 0:57:01- Come, I'll show you.- No! No, um, I haven't told you about MY life.
0:57:01 > 0:57:05Good. Good. Going great, going great. BEEPING
0:57:05 > 0:57:08- What is that?- That is what gets the humans out of bed in the morning.
0:57:09 > 0:57:11THEY BOTH SCREAM
0:57:11 > 0:57:14- Where'd she go? - Get down and stay down!
0:57:19 > 0:57:21SHE YAWNS
0:57:21 > 0:57:23Move! Move!
0:57:23 > 0:57:26SHE GROANS
0:57:41 > 0:57:43Come on! We've gotta go before she comes back!
0:57:45 > 0:57:47No! Not without those Spuddies!
0:57:47 > 0:57:51- What?- Lou, Penny, back to the TV. Heather, keep an eye on that human!
0:57:51 > 0:57:53- I'm on it, RJ. - No, Heather, wait!
0:57:53 > 0:57:58The tingle! The tingle! RJ, the wagon's full. Let's get out of here.
0:57:58 > 0:58:01- Hang on, Vincent! This'll only take a second!- Vincent?- Where?!
0:58:01 > 0:58:05- Who's Vincent?- Oh. Verne, Vincent, simple slip of the bear... Tongue!
0:58:05 > 0:58:09I... Er... Um, just bear with me is what I meant to say. Heh-heh!
0:58:09 > 0:58:13There's no bear. BOTTLES CLINK
0:58:13 > 0:58:16- CLINKING CONTINUES - Hmm? Oh!
0:58:16 > 0:58:19- Lights fading...limbs growing... - Agh!
0:58:21 > 0:58:22Heather?
0:58:22 > 0:58:25- Oh! - SHE GAGS
0:58:25 > 0:58:26Oh!
0:58:30 > 0:58:33Oh, Heather!
0:58:33 > 0:58:36There's a dead, white rat on my staircase!
0:58:39 > 0:58:43- I thought you were dead. - I learned from the best, Dad.
0:58:43 > 0:58:45That's my girl.
0:58:45 > 0:58:47No! Come to Papa!
0:58:47 > 0:58:50We better hurry. We don't have much time.
0:58:50 > 0:58:53- What's going on?- Nothing! - Let's get out of here,
0:58:53 > 0:58:56- because we have what we need.- No, we don't!- What are you talking about?
0:58:56 > 0:58:59- We have more than enough!- Listen! I've got this long to hand over
0:58:59 > 0:59:01that wagonload of food to a homicidal bear!
0:59:01 > 0:59:05And if these Spuddies aren't on the menu, then I will be! Now, let go!
0:59:05 > 0:59:09- What? - Let go!
0:59:10 > 0:59:12Agh!
0:59:12 > 0:59:14Hey! Woah! SMASHING AND CLATTERING
0:59:14 > 0:59:16- Huh? - Oh!
0:59:16 > 0:59:20- Um, I'm sorry. I gotta go. - Stella! Stella! Where are you going?
0:59:20 > 0:59:23Stella-a-a-a-a!
0:59:24 > 0:59:26Agggghhhh!
0:59:26 > 0:59:31- Oh!- Stella!- Look, it's not you. It won't work, OK?
0:59:31 > 0:59:34- Because I'm a...- Agh! - ..a...- SKUNK!
0:59:34 > 0:59:38- Yeah, that.- Aggghhh!- Sorry you have to see this. Fire in the hole!
0:59:43 > 0:59:47- COUGHING:- Oh, my... Oh! - This smell doesn't bother you?
0:59:47 > 0:59:52No. This face was bred for beauty. I cannot smell a thing.
0:59:52 > 0:59:54You...can't smell.
1:00:01 > 1:00:05- To the door! Go, go, go, go, go, go! - SHE GAGS
1:00:05 > 1:00:06- Run! - THEY ALL CHATTER
1:00:08 > 1:00:11- THEY ALL GASP - Let's party!
1:00:11 > 1:00:14- THEY ALL SHOUT - Bunnies!- Agh! Ogh!
1:00:14 > 1:00:17- Flee, my love! - Ugh!- Agh!
1:00:17 > 1:00:20- Run! That way! Outside! - THEY ALL CHATTER
1:00:20 > 1:00:24ALL: Oh!
1:00:25 > 1:00:29- GUN COCKS - Buenos dias, reptile.
1:00:32 > 1:00:35- Agh! Ugh! - You've just been verminated.
1:00:35 > 1:00:39- HE LAUGHS, THEN SNIFFS - Woah. You stink.
1:00:39 > 1:00:43That's because you let them into my...house!
1:00:43 > 1:00:45- Those... - Hey, Nancy, stop your honking.
1:00:45 > 1:00:49- These little guys'll be disposed of quickly and humanely.- No!
1:00:49 > 1:00:52Not humanely! As inhumanely as possible!
1:00:55 > 1:00:59It was a pleasure doing business with you, ma'am.
1:01:02 > 1:01:05WAGON WHEELS SQUEAK
1:01:14 > 1:01:18- What's he gonna do to us, Mama? - I... I don't know, baby.
1:01:19 > 1:01:22I don't wanna die, Dad. Not for real.
1:01:22 > 1:01:25There, there, there, sweetheart. We'll be OK.
1:01:29 > 1:01:34You were right about him, Verne. We should have listened. Sorry.
1:01:34 > 1:01:37No...
1:01:37 > 1:01:39I knew we couldn't trust him
1:01:39 > 1:01:42and I got us into this.
1:01:42 > 1:01:44I should have known better.
1:01:45 > 1:01:48WAGON WHEELS SQUEAK
1:01:52 > 1:01:54- Wow! Ha-ha! - Vincent.
1:01:54 > 1:01:57So I was on my way down here to kill you,
1:01:57 > 1:02:01but I stopped to watch the show and I gotta say...
1:02:02 > 1:02:06..that right there... is a thing of beauty.
1:02:08 > 1:02:12That is the most vicious, deceitful,
1:02:12 > 1:02:15self-serving thing I've ever seen.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18Heh-heh-heh! Classic RJ.
1:02:18 > 1:02:22You take the food... and they take the fall.
1:02:23 > 1:02:26ENGINE REVS
1:02:27 > 1:02:30You keep this up, you're gonna end up just like me...
1:02:30 > 1:02:33having everything you ever wanted.
1:02:34 > 1:02:36But I already had that.
1:02:36 > 1:02:38What? Them?
1:02:38 > 1:02:41Who are you kidding? You said it yourself.
1:02:41 > 1:02:45You're a family of one. Always will be.
1:02:45 > 1:02:48It's how guys like you and me survive.
1:02:48 > 1:02:51So a few saps got hurt in the process.
1:02:51 > 1:02:55Tough. That's life. Trust me. You don't need them.
1:02:57 > 1:03:00Actually...I do.
1:03:02 > 1:03:05And right now, they really need me!
1:03:06 > 1:03:08So I really need this!
1:03:08 > 1:03:10RJ!
1:03:14 > 1:03:16- Agh! - TYRES SCREECH
1:03:16 > 1:03:19- What the...? Oof! - TYRES SCREECH
1:03:19 > 1:03:22TYRES SCREECH
1:03:24 > 1:03:27- Oh!- There goes the back again. - Are you OK?
1:03:27 > 1:03:30THEY ALL GROAN
1:03:31 > 1:03:35- You sorry sack of wet dog... - Woah, Stella! This is a rescue!
1:03:35 > 1:03:37I'm rescuing you!
1:03:37 > 1:03:41- I'm gonna gas you so hard, your grandchildren'll stink!- Bear!
1:03:41 > 1:03:45- What's that?- Bear! - Hair?- Bear!- Air?- Bear!
1:03:45 > 1:03:47- Oh, bear!- Grr!- Agh!
1:03:47 > 1:03:49ENGINE REVS AND TYRES SCREECH
1:03:49 > 1:03:50THEY ALL SHOUT
1:03:50 > 1:03:53Ugh! What?
1:03:54 > 1:03:56Woah!
1:03:56 > 1:04:00- We're out of control!- We can drive. - It's just like Auto Homicide III.
1:04:00 > 1:04:02What?
1:04:04 > 1:04:07BEAR GROWLS Aggghhh! Hey!
1:04:07 > 1:04:10- Let me in! Wrong button! Wrong button!- Grr! Agh!
1:04:10 > 1:04:13- SATNAV:- 'Please select destination.' - Take us home!
1:04:13 > 1:04:16- Take us to the log! - 'Previous destination selected.
1:04:16 > 1:04:20- 'Make illegal U-turn.' - You got it!
1:04:21 > 1:04:24Agh! Hammy! Let me in!
1:04:24 > 1:04:29- Not listening to you, RJ! La-La-la...- Kids, lose that bear!
1:04:29 > 1:04:33- What weapons do we have? - We've got a hammer!- Cool!
1:04:33 > 1:04:37- Agh! - Ogh! You little... Grr!
1:04:37 > 1:04:38Agh!
1:04:38 > 1:04:41Thank you! Yes, yes! Hey, let me in!
1:04:41 > 1:04:44- Let me in!- No, ring-tailed charlatan! - Ozzie!
1:04:44 > 1:04:48- He's just trying to help us. Just let him in!- After what he did to us?
1:04:48 > 1:04:50- But he came back. - BEAR GROWLS
1:04:50 > 1:04:53And he brought a bear! THEY ALL CHATTER AT ONCE
1:04:53 > 1:04:56Hey! No fighting while we're driving!
1:04:56 > 1:04:59We will turn this van around, mister!
1:05:00 > 1:05:03- He started it.- I'm telling you, he's just trying to help us. Really.
1:05:03 > 1:05:07But, Verne, you're the one who always says trust your tail.
1:05:07 > 1:05:09- But it's not tingling. - ALL: Ooh!
1:05:09 > 1:05:12- Why didn't you say so? - Hey!
1:05:13 > 1:05:14Thanks! Thank you!
1:05:14 > 1:05:17- Grr! - THEY ALL SHOUT
1:05:17 > 1:05:21- You're dead, RJ!- ALL: Aah! - And your friends are next!
1:05:21 > 1:05:23- Look out! - BEAR ROARS
1:05:23 > 1:05:25- SATNAV:- 'Make an immediate left turn.'
1:05:25 > 1:05:27Woah!
1:05:28 > 1:05:31- Bonus points! - SCREAMING
1:05:31 > 1:05:33Oh!
1:05:33 > 1:05:37- THEY ALL SHOUT - Agh! Ogh! Aggghhh!
1:05:37 > 1:05:38SCRAPING
1:05:38 > 1:05:40- Grr! - THEY ALL CHEER
1:05:40 > 1:05:46Aaagggghhhh! RJ!
1:05:46 > 1:05:49- Agh! - Look out!- High score!
1:05:49 > 1:05:52No, no, no, no, no, no!
1:05:53 > 1:05:54- HORN HONKS - Agggghhh!
1:06:10 > 1:06:13- SATNAV:- 'You have arrived.'
1:06:14 > 1:06:18- THEY ALL GROAN - Is everybody all right?
1:06:19 > 1:06:22- Huh?- Come on. - We gotta go.- Agh! Ogh!
1:06:22 > 1:06:25The old jazz dance injury. Oh!
1:06:25 > 1:06:27- Come on! Come on! - Go, go, go.
1:06:32 > 1:06:37- Did we make it?- All right! - Yes!- Lou? Penny?
1:06:37 > 1:06:40- The kids here?- Yes. - Hammy?- Scary clown.
1:06:40 > 1:06:41THEY ALL YELL
1:06:43 > 1:06:45- THUD! - Grr!
1:06:48 > 1:06:50- Grr!- Look out! THEY ALL SHOUT
1:06:50 > 1:06:52- Agh!- Ha-ha!
1:06:52 > 1:06:54WHIRRING
1:06:55 > 1:06:58A weed hacker, Verne! A weed hacker!
1:06:59 > 1:07:00- Yah! - THEY ALL SHOUT
1:07:01 > 1:07:05Show your little rat faces! Filthy creatures!
1:07:05 > 1:07:08- Grr! - Stay in the woods, where you belong!
1:07:08 > 1:07:10- Look out!- 'Grr!'
1:07:10 > 1:07:11- Hyah! - BEAR ROARS
1:07:11 > 1:07:14Ha-ha... Oof!
1:07:14 > 1:07:17You guys wanna party, do ya? All right, then, let's party!
1:07:17 > 1:07:18TOOL HUMS
1:07:18 > 1:07:20- SHOUTING - Grr!
1:07:20 > 1:07:23- SHOUTING - Kids!- Penny, move!
1:07:23 > 1:07:24Look out! THEY ALL SHOUT
1:07:24 > 1:07:26- Down!- Ogh!
1:07:26 > 1:07:30- 'Grr!'- That's it! Verne, get everybody out of here.
1:07:30 > 1:07:32- Huh?- I'll distract him. - He'll kill you!
1:07:32 > 1:07:36- I'm the one he wants! Just take care of your family, Verne.- I intend to,
1:07:36 > 1:07:40- the whole family! There's gotta be something we can do.- No time!
1:07:43 > 1:07:45- BOTH:- Hammy! - Ogh! Ogh!
1:07:47 > 1:07:48Ahh.
1:07:48 > 1:07:52- Grr!- Hey, Vincent, you were right.
1:07:52 > 1:07:56With a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough.
1:07:56 > 1:07:59RJ! Grr!
1:07:59 > 1:08:02- Now, Hammy! Go! Go! - 'Grr!'- Ooh! Agh! Blagh!
1:08:02 > 1:08:04- Woah! - HE BABBLES
1:08:04 > 1:08:06MUSIC SLOWS DOWN
1:08:08 > 1:08:10MUSIC STOPS
1:08:11 > 1:08:13HE HUMS
1:08:13 > 1:08:15HE CONTINUES TO HUM
1:08:24 > 1:08:27HUMMING CONTINUES
1:08:28 > 1:08:30Hmm.
1:08:32 > 1:08:33- Um... Ha. - BEEPING
1:08:33 > 1:08:36HE SNIFFS
1:08:36 > 1:08:38Hmm?
1:08:38 > 1:08:40# I got the cookie
1:08:40 > 1:08:42# I got the cookie... #
1:08:42 > 1:08:44HE CONTINUES TO HUM
1:08:48 > 1:08:50HE LAUGHS
1:09:08 > 1:09:09THEY YELL
1:09:09 > 1:09:11ALARM BLARES
1:09:11 > 1:09:12BUZZING
1:09:12 > 1:09:14- ALARM BLARES - Huh!- Agh!
1:09:20 > 1:09:24- Huh?- That's the... - The de-pelter turbo.
1:09:24 > 1:09:27Prepare for a lot of stinging.
1:09:27 > 1:09:30'Oh, no! No, no! No, no! Ogh!'
1:09:30 > 1:09:33SHOUTING
1:09:39 > 1:09:42SHOUTING CONTINUES
1:09:45 > 1:09:46POPCORN POPS
1:09:51 > 1:09:54CLANGING
1:09:54 > 1:09:56THEY ALL MOAN
1:09:57 > 1:09:59- Whoo-hoo!- Yeah!- We did it!
1:09:59 > 1:10:02- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!
1:10:02 > 1:10:06- Nice teamwork.- Come here, Hammy. Come here. You are a genius, my boy.
1:10:06 > 1:10:08- Oh, thank... - BURPING:- ..you!
1:10:08 > 1:10:12- Eegh!- And, Verne, don't you ever fix this shell!
1:10:12 > 1:10:16Yeah. Glad it's working for ya. Take it off, give it back.
1:10:16 > 1:10:18- BEAR GROANS - Here we go.
1:10:18 > 1:10:20Off to the Rockies for you, Smokey.
1:10:20 > 1:10:23- You do realise that was a de-pelter turbo.- Officer, please!
1:10:23 > 1:10:27It was the Verminator! He sold it to me! This has nothing to do with me!
1:10:27 > 1:10:31It was in your yard, your name's on the contract so tell it to the judge!
1:10:31 > 1:10:35- No! It's not my fault!- Ma'am! - I can't be arrested!- Excuse me.
1:10:35 > 1:10:39- I'm president of the Homeowner's Association!- Agh! Take her down!
1:10:39 > 1:10:42- Ugh!- She's getting away!- Ugh!- Oh! - THEY ALL SHOUT
1:10:42 > 1:10:46- Get her!- My shoes!- Ma'am.- H-yah! - Hey, can I get a little help?
1:10:46 > 1:10:50- OK. Ugh! Ogh! - SQUEAKING
1:10:50 > 1:10:52- Play?- Oh, no. No, no. No, no!
1:10:52 > 1:10:53- CRUNCH! - Agh!
1:10:53 > 1:10:58- Yay!- Gimme five! - It worked! It worked! We did it!
1:10:58 > 1:11:02- We did it!- Whoo!- All right! - Oh, yeah.- 'Stella!'
1:11:02 > 1:11:06- Stella!- Over here, Tiger. - Oh, Stella!
1:11:07 > 1:11:11Ah. So this...is the outdoor woods?
1:11:11 > 1:11:15- I like it.- Come on, big boy. You're coming with me.
1:11:15 > 1:11:18You know, RJ, um...just for the record,
1:11:18 > 1:11:21if you'd told us that all that food you were trying to get
1:11:21 > 1:11:24was to pay back an angry bear, we would have given it to you.
1:11:24 > 1:11:28- Really?- Yeah. That's what families do. They look out for each other.
1:11:29 > 1:11:33- I've never really had anything like that.- I know. But believe me...
1:11:33 > 1:11:38this...this is the gateway to the good life.
1:11:38 > 1:11:40I wish you'd told me that sooner.
1:11:40 > 1:11:43Well, that's bad communication, also something families do.
1:11:43 > 1:11:46So, what do you say? Do you wanna be part of it?
1:11:50 > 1:11:54- Oh, come here! Come here!- Oh! - I promised I wouldn't do this!
1:11:54 > 1:11:56HE SOBS
1:11:56 > 1:12:00- Welcome to the family. - Group hug!- All right!
1:12:00 > 1:12:04- OK.- Whoo!- Awesome!- Here we go. - What a first week of spring, huh?
1:12:04 > 1:12:08Wait a minute! That means there's only 267 days left till winter!
1:12:08 > 1:12:11- What are we gonna do for food? - Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
1:12:11 > 1:12:15- Oh, oh, oh!- Yes...Hammy? - I filled the log.
1:12:15 > 1:12:19- Um, what the...? - Woah-ho-ho! Look, look!
1:12:19 > 1:12:22I found my nuts! Ooh!
1:12:26 > 1:12:28# We're rocking the suburbs
1:12:28 > 1:12:31# From family feud to Chevy Chase...
1:12:31 > 1:12:33- Grr! - # ..We're rocking the suburbs
1:12:33 > 1:12:36# We numb the muscles in our face
1:12:36 > 1:12:38# We're rocking the suburbs
1:12:38 > 1:12:41# We feed the dog and mow the lawn
1:12:41 > 1:12:43# Watching Mommy balance the cheques
1:12:43 > 1:12:46# While Daddy juggles credit cards
1:12:56 > 1:12:58# Let me tell y'all what it's like
1:12:58 > 1:13:01# Watching Idol on a Friday night
1:13:01 > 1:13:03# In a house built safe and sound
1:13:03 > 1:13:05# On Indian burial ground
1:13:05 > 1:13:06# Sham on
1:13:11 > 1:13:13# We drive our cars every day
1:13:13 > 1:13:16# To and from work both ways
1:13:16 > 1:13:18# So we make just enough to pay
1:13:18 > 1:13:20# To drive our cars to work each day
1:13:20 > 1:13:21# Hey, hey
1:13:24 > 1:13:27# We're rocking the suburbs
1:13:27 > 1:13:29# Around the block just one more time
1:13:29 > 1:13:32# We're rocking the suburbs
1:13:32 > 1:13:34# Cos I can't tell which house is mine
1:13:34 > 1:13:36- # We're rocking the suburbs... # - BURP!
1:13:36 > 1:13:39# ..We part the shades and face the facts
1:13:39 > 1:13:41# They got better-looking fescue
1:13:41 > 1:13:44# Right across the cul-de-sac
1:13:54 > 1:13:57# Hot real estate, rising stars
1:13:57 > 1:13:59# Get-rich-quick seminars
1:13:59 > 1:14:02# Soap opera magazines
1:14:02 > 1:14:04# 40,000-watt nativity scenes
1:14:04 > 1:14:08# Don't freak about the smoke alarm
1:14:09 > 1:14:13# Mom left the TV dinner on
1:14:13 > 1:14:15# Yeah, we're rocking the suburbs
1:14:15 > 1:14:18# From family feud to Chevy Chase
1:14:18 > 1:14:20# We're rocking the suburbs
1:14:20 > 1:14:23# We numb the muscles in our face
1:14:23 > 1:14:25# We're rocking the suburbs
1:14:25 > 1:14:27# We feed the dog and mow the lawn
1:14:27 > 1:14:30# Watching Mommy balance the cheques
1:14:30 > 1:14:32# While Daddy juggles credit cards... #
1:14:34 > 1:14:38That, my friends, is the object of all human attention and devotion
1:14:38 > 1:14:41- and they call it a TV. - Wicked, cool!
1:14:41 > 1:14:45Humans feel a deep inner need to connect with the world around them.
1:14:45 > 1:14:48- That is super.- They also feel a need to sit on their fat butts.
1:14:48 > 1:14:52- Watching TV fulfils both needs at the same time.- Wow. Interesting.
1:14:52 > 1:14:55Come on, kids. Family time in front of the TV. Got your snack food?
1:14:55 > 1:15:00- Fire bell! Fire bell! - I can't find the remote.
1:15:00 > 1:15:04- Hey, Spiky, race ya.- Has anybody seen the remote?- Dad, chill.
1:15:04 > 1:15:07I could do a little TV. Today, we find out if the baby is gifted,
1:15:07 > 1:15:10- or if Saxon is really an alien. - Just like Khan in Star Trek II!
1:15:10 > 1:15:13The Genesis project was in the hands of the Enterprise,
1:15:13 > 1:15:15but Khan had his perfect plan to steal the invention!
1:15:15 > 1:15:19- Well, that was specific.- I saw it on TNT. They did a retrospective.
1:15:19 > 1:15:21- Gummy worm, anybody? - Ah, let me have one.
1:15:21 > 1:15:24- Pass this to Lou. - Mmm, taste this.
1:15:24 > 1:15:27- What you got?- Share!- Don't take that!- This is the perfect food.
1:15:27 > 1:15:30- Fat-free cookies? You might as well eat dirt.- I've had dirt!
1:15:30 > 1:15:34- I don't like dirt. It tastes like dirt!- Shh! The show's starting.
1:15:35 > 1:15:38# ..We're rocking the suburbs
1:15:38 > 1:15:40- # Everything we need is here - Yeah!
1:15:40 > 1:15:43# We're rocking the suburbs
1:15:43 > 1:15:45# But it wasn't here last year
1:15:45 > 1:15:47# We're rocking the suburbs
1:15:47 > 1:15:50# You'll never know when we are gone
1:15:50 > 1:15:52# Because the timer lights the pond
1:15:52 > 1:15:55# And turns the cricket noises on
1:15:55 > 1:15:58# Each night
1:15:58 > 1:16:00# Yeah, yeah
1:16:00 > 1:16:02# We're rocking the suburbs
1:16:02 > 1:16:04- # Everything we need is here - Yeah!
1:16:04 > 1:16:06# We're rocking the suburbs
1:16:06 > 1:16:09# But it wasn't here last year
1:16:09 > 1:16:11# We're rocking the suburbs
1:16:11 > 1:16:14# You'll never know when we are gone
1:16:14 > 1:16:16# Because the timer lights the pond
1:16:16 > 1:16:19# And turns the cricket noises on
1:16:19 > 1:16:22# Each night
1:16:22 > 1:16:24# Yeah, yeah
1:16:24 > 1:16:26# We're rocking the suburbs
1:16:26 > 1:16:29- # Everything we need is here - Yeah!
1:16:29 > 1:16:31# We're rocking the suburbs
1:16:31 > 1:16:33# But it wasn't here last year
1:16:33 > 1:16:36# We're rocking the suburbs
1:16:36 > 1:16:38# You'll never know when we are gone
1:16:38 > 1:16:41# Because the timer lights the pond
1:16:41 > 1:16:43# And turns the cricket noises on
1:16:43 > 1:16:46# Each night
1:16:46 > 1:16:48# Yeah, yeah... #
1:16:50 > 1:16:52CLANKING AND BANGING
1:16:52 > 1:16:54Let's see. Hang on. Hang on a minute.
1:16:54 > 1:16:59And... HAMMY CHATTERS
1:16:59 > 1:17:03- THEY ALL CHEER - Woo-hoo!- All right!
1:17:03 > 1:17:04Yes! Here we go.
1:17:07 > 1:17:09- Kind of anticlimactic. - Shoot!