0:00:19 > 0:00:24# When you wish upon a star
0:00:24 > 0:00:29# Makes no difference who you are
0:00:29 > 0:00:37# Anything your heart desires will come to you
0:00:39 > 0:00:43# If your heart is in your dream
0:00:43 > 0:00:47# No request is too extreme
0:00:47 > 0:00:53# When you wish upon a star
0:00:53 > 0:00:57# As dreamers do...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59GROANS
0:01:01 > 0:01:02LAUGHTER
0:01:02 > 0:01:03THUD
0:01:03 > 0:01:04THUD
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Boy, talk about your lucky puppet.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'd give anything if only I could become
0:01:11 > 0:01:14a real live boy like that Pinocchio.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Aah!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Is that what you wish for
0:01:16 > 0:01:18above all other things, dear Spot?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh, yes, dear Blue Fairy.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Being a real live boy
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Is the most important thing
0:01:24 > 0:01:26In the whole wide world to me.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Then close your eyes very tightly,
0:01:29 > 0:01:30dear Spot,
0:01:30 > 0:01:32and wish for it with all your heart.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I wish I was a boy.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I wish I was a boy.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42BONK! I wish I was a...
0:01:42 > 0:01:44CLANG! Ow, you're hurting me,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46dear Blue Fairy.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48MAN'S VOICE: I ain't no fairy! And it's time to get up.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Sorry, Pretty Boy.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51It's just that I was having
0:01:51 > 0:01:52the most wonderful dream.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Him with the dream again.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55It's not enough you dress up like a boy
0:01:55 > 0:01:57and go to that cockamamie school every day!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01No. "I want to be a boy. I want to be a boy."
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, wise up, pupchik!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I want to be a rooster in a henhouse,
0:02:05 > 0:02:06but I don't see it happenin'!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Although I'd be a darn good one,
0:02:08 > 0:02:09wouldn't I, Mr Jolly?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Ohhh... It's a bit early in the day
0:02:12 > 0:02:16for hypothetical speculations, but...you? A rooster?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19It is to laugh.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Who asked you, tuna breath?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22You're still in bed?!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Come on, get up. You don't want to be late
0:02:23 > 0:02:25for the last day of school, do you?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27And ruin my perfect attendance record?
0:02:27 > 0:02:28I don't think so.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Come on, let's go!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Pants? Check.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Shirt? Check.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Tail. Tucked.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Eyebrows? Plucked!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Ears in cap?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Ooh, a table scrap.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Chow? Demolished.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Apple? Polished!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40World, here I come! Ha!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# Born on the wrong end of the leash
0:02:42 > 0:02:43# I was a dreamer
0:02:43 > 0:02:44# And a little schemer
0:02:44 > 0:02:46# A simple mutt livin' a dog's life
0:02:46 > 0:02:48# But the bell for school would make me drool
0:02:48 > 0:02:50# Till I came up with this clever ploy
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Which is to say, dressing like a boy
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Now he thinks he can take other pets a peg down
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# Hey, I'm a dog who's learned
0:02:56 > 0:02:57# To keep his leg down
0:02:57 > 0:02:59# I gotta be a boy
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# He's so over just being Rover
0:03:01 > 0:03:03# Gotta be a boy
0:03:03 > 0:03:04# This teacher's pet thinks that he's a boy
0:03:04 > 0:03:05# He da bomb
0:03:05 > 0:03:06# He's a regular whiz kid yeah, but
0:03:06 > 0:03:08# Hey, that's how it is, kid
0:03:08 > 0:03:09LEONARD: # Now that summer's here
0:03:09 > 0:03:11# You'll be a dog like any other
0:03:11 > 0:03:12# Leonard, haven't you always wanted a brother?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14# I want to have a dog
0:03:14 > 0:03:16# Hey, I'm off the leash now
0:03:16 > 0:03:17# He's eating quiche now
0:03:17 > 0:03:18# Gotta be a boy
0:03:18 > 0:03:20# A boy and nothing but a boy
0:03:20 > 0:03:22# Nothing but a boy
0:03:22 > 0:03:23# Don't you think you're stretching?
0:03:23 > 0:03:24SPOT: # Quit your kvetching
0:03:24 > 0:03:26# Gotta be a boy
0:03:26 > 0:03:27# Spot, you can fake it
0:03:27 > 0:03:28# But you'll never be a boy
0:03:28 > 0:03:29# But soft
0:03:29 > 0:03:31# Could what he said be true?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34# Is this really just a phase I'm going through?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36# I sure hope so
0:03:36 > 0:03:38# Shall I go back to serving man?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40# Eat wholesome dinners from a can
0:03:40 > 0:03:42# Who needs French and scoring goals
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# Come on, let's bark and dig some holes... #
0:03:44 > 0:03:46What am I, nuts?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Leonard, wake up and smell the kibble!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51# I gotta be a boy
0:03:51 > 0:03:52# Spot, sit and stay now
0:03:52 > 0:03:53# What did you say now?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55# He's gotta be a boy
0:03:55 > 0:03:57# I've got to be It's not to be
0:03:57 > 0:03:58# I long to be You're wrong to be
0:03:58 > 0:04:00# It's great to be Great trait to be
0:04:00 > 0:04:01# We'd hate to be Can't wait to be
0:04:01 > 0:04:03# My mate-to-be Too late to be
0:04:03 > 0:04:05# It's my fate to be
0:04:05 > 0:04:06# A boy
0:04:06 > 0:04:07# A dog
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# A boy, a boy A dog, a dog
0:04:09 > 0:04:13# A boy, boy, boy Dog, dog, dog, dog
0:04:13 > 0:04:24# Boy! Dog! #
0:04:24 > 0:04:26SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:04:26 > 0:04:29# Bo-o-o-oy! #
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Boy!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Congratulations, Scott Leadready II,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36on winning the fourth grade perfect attendance medal!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Thank you, Mrs Helperman.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39It's just the thing to compliment
0:04:39 > 0:04:40my maths medal, history medal,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42and science medal, not to mention
0:04:42 > 0:04:44my medal for self-esteem. Ohh!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Well, it's been a gosh darned
0:04:46 > 0:04:48jubilatious joy teaching you!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50And all of you. Uhh!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Oh, foo.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I'm just going to miss you...
0:04:58 > 0:05:01all so much.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02ALL SOB
0:05:02 > 0:05:05MUFFLED: Mom! I told you a million times,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07no hugs at school!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, sorry, doodlebug.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I mean... Dude, don't bug me.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Anyhoo, what yummy, fun plans
0:05:13 > 0:05:15does everyone have for this summer?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I'm going to my Granny Smith's apple farm.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20ALL: We're skatin' 24/7.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21I'm grounded for a week
0:05:21 > 0:05:23for hacking into Buckingham Palace.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26But after that, I get to visit my Uncle Ivan,
0:05:26 > 0:05:29who does strange and disgusting experiments
0:05:29 > 0:05:32on animals and people. I mean, who knows?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Maybe next time I see you guys,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'll be able to breath through my neck
0:05:35 > 0:05:36like an amphibian!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Aah!
0:05:38 > 0:05:39You're so weird, Ian.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Wait'll you see me with gills!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Heh. Hottie!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44GASPS: Aah!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ahh. This summer.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Yeah, I know what I'm doin'...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51just playin' with my best friend.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Hey. Aah!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yeah, best friends forever.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57BOING!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Calm down, angel eyes.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Now, Poppy can't make his announcement
0:06:01 > 0:06:03with your sharp little talons
0:06:03 > 0:06:04in his Adam's apple!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05YOWL!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Now, students of the, er, um....
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Fourth grade, Principal Strickler.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15But soon to be fifth grade!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17That's why I'm glad I'm a principal.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19None of this messy student/teacher involvement.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21They grow, they leave - good riddance.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23But I suppose it is just that sort of
0:06:23 > 0:06:25bushy-gushy loving teacher stuff
0:06:25 > 0:06:27that leads to this announcement. Hmph!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Mrs Mary Lou Helperman,
0:06:28 > 0:06:30you have been selected as a finalist
0:06:30 > 0:06:32for the teacher of the year award!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34CHEERING
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Neato!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37That's right, it's the neato -
0:06:37 > 0:06:38the national excellent
0:06:38 > 0:06:41American teacher organisation award!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42LEONARD: Way to go, mom!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44And that's not all, Mary Lou Helperman!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45As a finalist,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47the Fala D Roosevelt unified school district
0:06:47 > 0:06:49will be sending you to compete
0:06:49 > 0:06:51in the final round of competition
0:06:51 > 0:06:54in beautiful sunny southern Florida!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Florida!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58And the fun doesn't end there, Mary Lou Helperman.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Oh, no. Because you'll be travelling
0:07:00 > 0:07:02to the sunshine state in the luxury
0:07:02 > 0:07:06of my very own personal air-conditioned went-away-go!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Yes, it's all yours.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Mi went-away-go es su went-away-go.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11I only have one, er, heh...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Little, tiny, very simple rule.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Certainly, Principal Strickler.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Absolutely no dogs are allowed
0:07:18 > 0:07:19in my went-away-go, ever!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23I hate dogs!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32SPOT WHINES
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Well, I guess this is the time to say goodbye.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Oh, come on, don't make it harder.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Don't give me those big, sad dog eyes.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45They're the only eyes I got, Leonard.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47The eyes of a dog -
0:07:47 > 0:07:50a dog who's not going anywhere.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Just staying home...
0:07:52 > 0:07:54by himself...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Here...alone!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59The dog.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01But you're not going to be alone.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04You've got Pretty Boy and Jolly,
0:08:04 > 0:08:08and Mrs Boogin's the nicest pet-sitter in the whole world.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11And besides, it's only for two weeks.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yeah, in boy-time, two weeks,
0:08:13 > 0:08:16but everything in dog-time is seven times longer,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18so for me it's 14 weeks.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21SIGHS: It might as well be forever.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Man, this really stinks.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25You should smell it from down here.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28OK, just two weeks, then I'm back,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31and it's you and me, best friends,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34together, all summer long.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Aw, jeez, you're gonna sing now, aren't you?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40# I know it's been said... #
0:08:40 > 0:08:41SPOT: Oh, boy.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# Everyone needs someone... #
0:08:43 > 0:08:44This is not making it better.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47# A loyal companion
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# To share in life's fun... #
0:08:49 > 0:08:51You're killing me here.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53# For a day at the park
0:08:53 > 0:08:57# Or a game of leap frog... #
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Sing it with me, Spot.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I thought you'd never ask.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04# A friend needs a friend
0:09:04 > 0:09:07# A boy needs a dog. #
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Leonard. Come on, Lenny-bones, hop in!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Let's skit-skat-skedoodle!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Florida's not gonna come to us, you know?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Mwah!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Bye, Spotty-wots! Be a good doggie!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20VROOM!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23SAD VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Whoa!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29TYRES SCREECH
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Don't forget your sun block.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40WOMAN ON TV: John?
0:09:40 > 0:09:41MAN ON TV: Marcia?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42John!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Marcia!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45John!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Marcia!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Yawn. Mush-a!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50John?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Marcia? CLICK
0:09:51 > 0:09:55You stupid people with no lives
0:09:55 > 0:09:57are watching the Barry Anger Show!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58BOTH: Aah!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Hi, I'm Barry Anger,
0:10:00 > 0:10:04and today on the hot seat, we have Dr Ivan Krank,
0:10:04 > 0:10:08a world-class wacko who - get this -
0:10:08 > 0:10:13claims he can turn animals into human beings!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Huh. Turn animals into human beings?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18My dream come true!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Oh, now how did this trash get on my TV?
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Where's my clicker?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, for goodness sakes, where did I put that?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Hey! MEOW!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Oh, silly me, I must have left it in the kitchen.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Well, good excuse to get us all some more yummies!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Moochie poochie!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38God love her for the food, but she is definitely
0:10:38 > 0:10:40a couple of caraways short of a seed bell.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Shh. Look!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Direct from Florida, where the cuckoo nuts grow,
0:10:43 > 0:10:47the world's biggest wacko, Dr Ivan Krank!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I am not a wacko!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I am a man of science, who has perfected
0:10:53 > 0:10:55the neuro-electrical, photo-pulsar-based
0:10:55 > 0:10:58methodology to isolate the genome on the DNA strand
0:10:58 > 0:11:02which will allow me to transform dumb animals
0:11:02 > 0:11:05into dumb human beings - just like you!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Wow, it's my dream come true!
0:11:12 > 0:11:13CLAP CLAP
0:11:13 > 0:11:16AUDIENCE: Wacko. Wacko. Wacko!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Wacko. Wacko. Wacko!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21No. You are the wackos
0:11:21 > 0:11:23if you don't believe that the possibilities
0:11:23 > 0:11:27for change in this world are infinite!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29And I'll prove it!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32As soon as I find the perfect animal subject
0:11:32 > 0:11:36to turn into a real live human being!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Me, Dr Krank, me!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Hey, smart boy, let me explain how TV works.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43We can hear them, but they can't hear us.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45SNAP
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I've got to meet that man.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49He's the one chance I have to finally make
0:11:49 > 0:11:51my lifelong dream come true!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53But he's all the way in Florida
0:11:53 > 0:11:57where Leonard and his mom are headed right now!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What a coinkidink.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Coinkidink, Mr Jolly? Coinkidink?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03That I just happened to lay on that clicker
0:12:03 > 0:12:07and change to that channel and see that miracle man
0:12:07 > 0:12:10who just happens to live in Florida
0:12:10 > 0:12:11where Leonard and his mom
0:12:11 > 0:12:14just happen to be going as we speak?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Coinkidink, Mr Jolly... Or fate?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Cover for me with the pet-sitter, guys.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I'm goin' to Florida!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Aah. Cover with the pet-sitter?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30But how? We have no experience!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32And we have no time to prepare. Oh, dear me!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Oh, this is bad. This is very bad.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35How will we ever pull it off. Oh!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37# La la la la... #
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Ooh!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Oh, mercy, Spot!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I almost sat on you!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Do you love mommy?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I think we can handle it.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53SNIFFING
0:12:53 > 0:12:55PANTING
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Come on, Leonard, let's play a game.
0:13:05 > 0:13:0720 questions. I'll start. Here's your hint.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09It's someone you love.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14What? Spot?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Wow, good guess!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18No, I saw him! With my own eyes!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Oh, you want to play that game. Ha ha ha!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24All righty, I spy with my little eye...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Spot!
0:13:26 > 0:13:27No, come on, honey,
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Spot can't be the answer every time.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34VROOM
0:13:34 > 0:13:36CHOMP
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Mom, you gotta stop!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Ooh, ooh, you're right. We do. We need gas.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53OK, you fill 'er up, sweetie. I've got to go powder my nose.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Cleanliness is next to godliness,
0:13:54 > 0:13:59but gas station bathrooms are not.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Spot. Spot? Where are you?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06GASPS
0:14:06 > 0:14:07VROOM
0:14:07 > 0:14:10CRYING: Oh, no...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Lose something, Bunky?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Spot. Ha!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16You're OK! I can't believe it!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18What are you doing here?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22I had to come, Lenny! How could I stay away?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I just love you so much
0:14:24 > 0:14:27and wanted to be with you so bad.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29A friend needs a friend.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32CRYING: A boy needs a dog.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34OK, I also need a lift to Florida
0:14:34 > 0:14:37for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil
0:14:37 > 0:14:39this beautiful moment with that?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I love ya! I want to be with ya!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Mmm, give us another hug!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Oh, Spot, good ol' boy!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Hey, wait a second. Are you crazy?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52You heard what Principal Strickler said
0:14:52 > 0:14:54about no dogs in his went-away-go.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57And here comes my mom right now!
0:14:57 > 0:14:58What are we gonna do, Spot?
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Spot?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Did you just say Spot?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04No, Mrs Helperman, he said Scott!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07As in Scott Leadready II,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09your old pal from back home!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Who'da thunk it and fancy meeting me here.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13He's good.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Oh, Scott, I've missed you.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Really, Mrs H? How much?
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Enough to take me on the rest of your trip
0:15:19 > 0:15:21to sunny southern Florida. Heh heh!
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Could we, Mom?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Well, of course not, honey.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Scott's obviously travelling with his family.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28What family? Oh. My family!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Sure, I'm travelling with my family.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33My whole family - mom, sis, grandma,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Uncle Jojo, the ventriloquist,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37his dummy Floyd -
0:15:37 > 0:15:40my family! Ooh, I love 'em!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41I love 'em, but darn the luck,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44wouldn't you know, they can't go to Florida,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46because...because why?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48There's been an emergency?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Good. I mean, it's a good emergency.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52The kind where they all have to go home,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54but I can still go to Florida with you.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Which is the good part,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57so, come on, let's hit the road!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Well, hmm, I'd certainly need to discuss it
0:16:00 > 0:16:01with your mother first.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Oy, you don't make this easy.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05She'll meet you right over there.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08She just, er, has to get dressed.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11WHOOSH
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Ooh, jeez!
0:16:13 > 0:16:18What I have to go through to become a real live boy!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Ooh!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21SPOT: Why, Mary Lou Helperman!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Hello and halleloo!
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Ha ha ha!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27If you weren't just sent from heaven above
0:16:27 > 0:16:30to take our dear little Scott to Flor...
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I'm sorry to interrupt, Mrs Leadready,
0:16:32 > 0:16:33but do you want to hear the funniest thing?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37I brought that exact same dress on this trip.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Oh, that is funny. You're a stitch!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Anyway, back to poor Scott.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45He so desperately wants to go to Florida.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47And I believe I packed that same shade of lipstick, too!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Really? What a coinkidink!
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Anyway...
0:16:50 > 0:16:53and those earrings look awfully familiar.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Are you gonna take him or not...darlin'?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Well, gee,
0:16:57 > 0:16:59shouldn't we check with the rest of your family?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Oy. The rest of my...
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I'll see who's round the corner!
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Yeah, yeah, I tell ya...
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Thanks, gals.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08LISPING: Missus, please take Scott
0:17:08 > 0:17:10to sunny southern Florida,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12so I can have some peace
0:17:12 > 0:17:14from all his merciless teasing!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Young lady, I missed my chance to see Florida
0:17:19 > 0:17:21when I was the boy's age,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24and look what a bitter old woman I turned out to be!
0:17:24 > 0:17:25You must be Scott's...
0:17:25 > 0:17:28I can't talk to you! I'm too bitter!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30IRISH ACCENT: Hoity-toity-toity-toity-toi.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34An' 'tis wishin' I am that some fine soul
0:17:34 > 0:17:37would take me Scotty boy to Florida.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Uncle Jojo the ventriloquist?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39'Tis!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41And where's your dummy Floyd?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Great St. Patty's Shillelagh!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46The little leprechaun must be around here somewhere.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48OK, you be Floyd.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Me. I don't know what to do!
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Just shut up and act dumb!
0:17:52 > 0:17:53What? Perfect!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Mrs Helperman, meet dummy Floyd.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Take our Scott, please!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Oh, ha ha ha. Ohh, Leonard's gotta see this.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Where'd he go? And where's Scott?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Oh, I'll find 'em, Colleen,
0:18:06 > 0:18:08providin' you'll hie me fine nephew
0:18:08 > 0:18:10to fair Florida.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Well, of course, I'll take him!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I've been planning to take him all along.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15And you couldn't have just said that
0:18:15 > 0:18:17to the lady in the flowery dress?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Saints preserve us! Say goodbye, Floyd!
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Top o' the mornin' to ya!
0:18:22 > 0:18:27Hey, I do the cliched Irish dialogue around here.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30So, whassup? So, whassup?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Well, Scott, it looks like
0:18:31 > 0:18:33you're coming with us to Florida!
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Yes! Yes!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39I'm on my way to Florida!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Come on, everyone! Time's a-wastin'!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Let's hit the road and sing a song about it!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46What is it with this family and singing?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I'm starting to feel von trapped.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55# There's a whole bunch of world in our back yard
0:18:55 > 0:18:58# An awful lot of world to see
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# And now the states that start with "C" and "D"
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# California, Colorado, and Connecticut
0:19:06 > 0:19:08# Dear Delaware, the very first state
0:19:08 > 0:19:09# Ohh
0:19:09 > 0:19:12# Florida and Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# Where they grow a lot of trout and potato
0:19:15 > 0:19:18# Right smack in the middle, little Illinois
0:19:18 > 0:19:20# Indiana and Iowa, too
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# There's Kansas and Kentucky, and way down south
0:19:23 > 0:19:26# Louisiana is shaped like a shoe
0:19:26 > 0:19:29# And still a lot of states to do, whew
0:19:29 > 0:19:31# Eight states start with "M", now let's name them
0:19:31 > 0:19:34# Maine, Maryland, and Massachoooo-setts
0:19:34 > 0:19:37# Mich, Minneso, Mississipp, show me mo
0:19:37 > 0:19:39# Montana, now we're more than halfway through
0:19:39 > 0:19:42# Nebraska, Nevada, and the "New"s
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Hampshire, Jersey, Mexico, and York
0:19:44 > 0:19:47# Now the "North"s, Carolina and Dakota
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# Where Sacajawea guided Lewis and Clark
0:19:49 > 0:19:52# Ohio, Oklahoma, and Oregon
0:19:52 > 0:19:55# Pennsylvania, where they wrote the constitution
0:19:55 > 0:19:57# Little Rhode Island and South Carolina
0:19:57 > 0:20:00# Where the rebels tried to start a revolution
0:20:00 > 0:20:02# South Dakota, Tennessee, and next to Mexico
0:20:02 > 0:20:04# Texas, where they have a lot of cows
0:20:04 > 0:20:07# Utah, green Vermont, and old Virginny
0:20:07 > 0:20:09# Where George Washington took his first bow, wow
0:20:09 > 0:20:12# We're all the way to "W" now
0:20:12 > 0:20:14# Washington, West Virginia and Wisconsin
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# I don't know how much higher I can sing... #
0:20:16 > 0:20:18ALL PANT
0:20:18 > 0:20:20# But that's OK cos we've gone all the way
0:20:20 > 0:20:22# From Alabama to Wyoming
0:20:22 > 0:20:27# From Alabama to Wyomi-i-i-ing
0:20:27 > 0:20:28SPOT: # Hey! #
0:20:28 > 0:20:30THUNDER
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Gee...
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I was sure the map said sunny Florida
0:20:35 > 0:20:37was around here somewhere.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40LEONARD: Wow!
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Oh, here it is!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Ha ha ha ha!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Aah! Ha ha ha!
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Oh! Aaaah!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Aaaah. Aaah. Aaah!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Ha!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Ha ha ha!
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Ahh.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I could get used to this.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Oh, no, but I can't.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12I'll be late for the first round
0:21:12 > 0:21:14of the teacher of the year competition.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Have fun on the beach, boys.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Stay near the lifeguard. Meet me at the went away go
0:21:17 > 0:21:18for dinner AT 6:00 sharp!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Reapply your sunblock every two hours!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Don't go in the water for at least half an hour after you...
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Mom!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25OK, just wish me luck!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Luck! Luck!
0:21:27 > 0:21:28All right, she's gone.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30We've got the whole day to ourselves.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Leonard, I think it's time to make somebody's dream come true.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Way ahead of you, pal.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Fetch! SPOT: Excuse me?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39That's my dream. You know,
0:21:39 > 0:21:42a guy and his dog, the beach, the stick,
0:21:42 > 0:21:45the waves, the water.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47SPOT: Uh, Leonard,
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I think we have slightly different dreams.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51We do? What's your dream?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Well, heh heh heh,
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I guess maybe I should've mentioned it earlier,
0:21:55 > 0:21:57but see, there was this...
0:21:57 > 0:21:58WAVES CRASH
0:21:58 > 0:22:00...and changed to that...
0:22:00 > 0:22:01MUSIC BLARES
0:22:01 > 0:22:02...and concerned...
0:22:02 > 0:22:04BIRDS SQUAWK
0:22:04 > 0:22:07..and that's the real reason I had to come to Florida.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh. I get it.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I thought you came to be with me,
0:22:11 > 0:22:14but you really just came for the ride.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16No, I did come to be with you...
0:22:16 > 0:22:18And for the ride.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Aw, please, Lenny!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I gotta have a shot at my dream.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23I don't know.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25It all sounds so wacko.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Anyway, you're not supposed to be a boy.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29You're supposed to be my dog.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30WHIMPERS
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Oh, don't give me the eyes.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34No, not the sad walk away.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Forget it. No.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38WHIMPERING
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Oh, all right.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41We'll find this Dr Krank guy.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43But as soon as you see that I'm right
0:22:43 > 0:22:45and he's nuts,
0:22:45 > 0:22:46we'll march right back here,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48you'll be a dog, I'll throw a stick,
0:22:48 > 0:22:50and we'll make my summer dream come true!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54PTOO: Good boy.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55WOMAN ON TV: Juan.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57MAN ON TV: Marcia.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58CRYING: Juan!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00CRYING: Marcia!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03SOBBING: Oh, the pathos and agony
0:23:03 > 0:23:08of two beautifully coiffed people in love!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Yeah, yeah, been there, seen that.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12What else is on?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Today, a Barry Anger show exclusive follow-up...
0:23:21 > 0:23:24We return the spotlight to that wacko scientist
0:23:24 > 0:23:27who claims he can turn animals human -
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Dr Ivan Krank!
0:23:28 > 0:23:31ALL: Wacko, wacko, wacko!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Jolly, that's the guy Spot went to see!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35But why is Barry Anger returning the spotlight
0:23:35 > 0:23:37to that wacko?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Why, you ask, am I returning my spotlight
0:23:40 > 0:23:41to that wacko?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I'll let Officer White
0:23:43 > 0:23:46of the Okeebachokee Bureau of Animal Safety explain.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Dr Ivan Krank is a dangerous fraud.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53His experiments did not turn animals human at all.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56They turned them into hideous, weird mutations
0:23:56 > 0:23:58like this!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Aaah! Ohhh!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01We have to go to Florida!
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Why?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05To keep Spot from being turned into that!
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Ohhh!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08This is no time to stand around
0:24:08 > 0:24:11screaming silently. Come on!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Florida?! Florida's outside!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I'm an indoor kitty.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I'm s-s-scared of the o-o-outside.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Snap out of it, hairball!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Come on, dry those whiskers
0:24:21 > 0:24:22and listen to me!
0:24:23 > 0:24:24# You gotta believe
0:24:24 > 0:24:26# You gotta be strong
0:24:26 > 0:24:28# You gotta sharpen your claws
0:24:28 > 0:24:31# Fluff up your tail, and sing this fighting song
0:24:31 > 0:24:34# Small but mighty, small but mighty
0:24:34 > 0:24:35# When you're powerful and wise
0:24:35 > 0:24:37# You can rise above any size
0:24:37 > 0:24:39# If you belittle being little
0:24:39 > 0:24:41# Then your quest is doomed to fail
0:24:41 > 0:24:42# But when you're small but mighty
0:24:42 > 0:24:44# The mighty shall prevail
0:24:44 > 0:24:46# You gotta persist I gotta persist
0:24:46 > 0:24:48# Never say die Never say die
0:24:48 > 0:24:50# You gotta be fast and fearless now
0:24:50 > 0:24:51# And follow this battle cry
0:24:51 > 0:24:53# Small but mighty
0:24:53 > 0:24:55# Small but mighty
0:24:55 > 0:24:57# When you're powerful and wise
0:24:57 > 0:24:58# You can rise above any size
0:24:58 > 0:25:00# If you belittle being little
0:25:00 > 0:25:02# Then your quest is doomed to fail
0:25:02 > 0:25:04# When you're small but mighty
0:25:04 > 0:25:05# Small but mighty
0:25:05 > 0:25:08# When you're small but mighty
0:25:08 > 0:25:11# The mighty shall prevail! #
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Onward!
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Are you sure you got Dr Krank's address right?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Yeah, 666.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Wait. Look!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34BOTH: Wow.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Look at all the high-techy-tech!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Ah ha ha! I can't stand it!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48I'm gonna be a boy
0:25:48 > 0:25:49HONK: Ooh!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53SPOT: 665?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Oh, it must be the next one down that-a-way.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Heh heh heh.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Florida - land of surprises.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Trust me, fellas. It's a great gig.
0:26:06 > 0:26:0724-hour a day soaps,
0:26:07 > 0:26:08all the food you can eat -
0:26:08 > 0:26:10where else are you gonna get a deal like that?
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Dunno!
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Oh, Spot!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17And Pretty Boy!
0:26:17 > 0:26:18And Mr Jolly!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Come on in, boys.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23There's fresh food in the kitchen.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Her heart's in the right place,
0:26:24 > 0:26:27but, boy, could she use a new set of bifocals.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Come on, Jolly, let's roll.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31WHIMPERING: Are we there yet?
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Oh!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Small but mighty.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Say it with me, baby!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38SCREECH!
0:26:45 > 0:26:47SPOT READING
0:26:53 > 0:26:56SPOT: Well, he means business.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03This can't be it.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06DR KRANK: This is it!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08After this experiment succeeds,
0:27:08 > 0:27:11the world will never again
0:27:11 > 0:27:13call me wacko!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18And that includes you...
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Mommy!
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Uhh!
0:27:28 > 0:27:29HUMMING
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I have done it!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Success, at long last!
0:27:35 > 0:27:38I have taken a frog, and made it...
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Moo.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45I have failed again.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48See. He's nuts. It doesn't work.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Come on, let's go.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Well, of course it doesn't work on a frog.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Hello. It's a lower life form.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Moo.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58No offence. None taken.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Dennis. Adele!
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Get in here now and help me destroy
0:28:04 > 0:28:07this stupid, worthless machine!
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Don't call it stupid, daddy.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12You made us with it.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14And where is the glory in that?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16And don't call me daddy!
0:28:16 > 0:28:18You are not my children.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20You're nothing but a couple
0:28:20 > 0:28:22of mutant swamp creatures
0:28:22 > 0:28:23who do nothing but remind me
0:28:23 > 0:28:25of my life of failure!
0:28:25 > 0:28:26Just cos you're having a bad day,
0:28:26 > 0:28:29is it really necessary to dump on everyone else?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Yes, we may be failures,
0:28:31 > 0:28:35but we're failures who love you.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Out of my way, you walking handbag!
0:28:39 > 0:28:40SPOT: Um, hello?
0:28:40 > 0:28:41Who is that?
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Heh.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Jeez, he looked a lot shorter on TV.
0:28:46 > 0:28:47Maybe it's the axe.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Allow me to introduce myself.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51I am Scott Leadready II,
0:28:51 > 0:28:53your newest subject.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55The one that's finally going to work!
0:28:55 > 0:28:59Dare you torment an old man?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01You cannot help me! Aah!
0:29:01 > 0:29:05You're nothing but a worthless boy!
0:29:05 > 0:29:07You're wrong, Dr Krank.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10I am a dog who wants to be a worthless boy.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13I mean, who wants to be a boy.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Good lord, I was totally fooled.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Don't worry. Happens all the time.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Now, here's your problem as I see it, doc.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24While your theories are scientifically sound
0:29:24 > 0:29:26and your equipment technically flawless,
0:29:26 > 0:29:28you keep hitting a failure point
0:29:28 > 0:29:29when it comes to the selection
0:29:29 > 0:29:31of your subjects.
0:29:31 > 0:29:32See, you've been experimenting
0:29:32 > 0:29:35on swamp creatures,
0:29:35 > 0:29:37insects, and, er, reptiles.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40And all-ee-gators!
0:29:40 > 0:29:43All-ee-gators are reptiles.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45Proceed.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48Mm-hmm. But the fact is, Dr Krank,
0:29:48 > 0:29:49if you want to make a man,
0:29:49 > 0:29:51you've got to start with a mammal!
0:29:51 > 0:29:54Yes. Of course. It's so simple,
0:29:54 > 0:29:57and yet so utterly brilliant!
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Ha ha ha!
0:29:59 > 0:30:00SIGHS: I wish I had a nickel
0:30:00 > 0:30:02for every time I've heard that.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05I shall give you a nickel...
0:30:05 > 0:30:08If you will be my mammal.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10I'll take it!
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Then I shall make you a boy.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Oh, boy!
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Oh, no!
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Spot, this is wrong.
0:30:18 > 0:30:19This is going against nature.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Nature. Feh!
0:30:21 > 0:30:23I am a man of science!
0:30:23 > 0:30:25You're a wacko of science!
0:30:25 > 0:30:26Who do you think you are?
0:30:26 > 0:30:29I'll tell you who I am.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Or, better yet, I'll sing it!
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Maestro,
0:30:32 > 0:30:35a tango, if you please.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38TANGO PLAYS
0:30:38 > 0:30:40# I was born with a brain
0:30:40 > 0:30:41# That could not be contained
0:30:41 > 0:30:43# So they tortured and teased me
0:30:43 > 0:30:44# And called me insane
0:30:44 > 0:30:46# It was bad, very bad
0:30:46 > 0:30:48# Even mom called me mad
0:30:48 > 0:30:50# Any child would go wild from the pain
0:30:50 > 0:30:54# Raised on rage and defiance
0:30:54 > 0:30:57# I turned my cerebrum to science
0:30:57 > 0:31:00# I tinkered and toiled until my beakers all boiled
0:31:00 > 0:31:03# And I built this amazing appliance
0:31:03 > 0:31:05# Now the whole world will see
0:31:05 > 0:31:07# The genius in me
0:31:07 > 0:31:09# While I stand on the shoulders of giants
0:31:09 > 0:31:11# Ha ha ha!
0:31:11 > 0:31:15# I am I, Ivan Krank
0:31:15 > 0:31:18# Just a man way ahead of his time
0:31:18 > 0:31:21# Allow me to be frank
0:31:21 > 0:31:24# I'm much hipper than old Dr Frankenstein
0:31:24 > 0:31:27# I am I, Ivan Krank
0:31:27 > 0:31:31# And you may call me wacko or weird
0:31:31 > 0:31:33# But you'll have me to thank
0:31:33 > 0:31:35# When this pup that you've reared
0:31:35 > 0:31:37# Is no longer wet-nosed, waggy-tailed, or dog-eared
0:31:37 > 0:31:39# He'll be human, like you, man
0:31:39 > 0:31:41# The world will all cheer
0:31:41 > 0:31:44# For the genius that is I
0:31:44 > 0:31:45# Ivan Krank! #
0:31:47 > 0:31:48Let the neuro exchange
0:31:48 > 0:31:51animal transformation operation,
0:31:51 > 0:31:52or NEATO for short -
0:31:52 > 0:31:55not to be confused with that stupid teacher award -
0:31:55 > 0:31:56begin!
0:31:56 > 0:31:57ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:31:59 > 0:32:01POWER STARTS
0:32:01 > 0:32:03No-o-o-o-o!
0:32:03 > 0:32:04ZAP!
0:32:04 > 0:32:06ELECTRICITY SURGING
0:32:09 > 0:32:11CHIMES
0:32:11 > 0:32:12LEONARD: Spot, this is wrong!
0:32:12 > 0:32:15VOICES ECHO
0:32:15 > 0:32:17LEONARD: You're supposed to be my dog.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22Then I shall make you a boy.
0:32:22 > 0:32:23ECHOES
0:32:23 > 0:32:25HEART BEATS
0:32:25 > 0:32:26GASPS
0:32:26 > 0:32:30Oh, it's alive.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32It's alive!
0:32:32 > 0:32:34That's a good start!
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Dennis. Adele!
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Remove the bandages,
0:32:38 > 0:32:39and let us witness...
0:32:39 > 0:32:42What I hath wrought!
0:32:44 > 0:32:46GASPS: Mein gott in himmel.
0:32:46 > 0:32:47Whoa.
0:32:47 > 0:32:48Daddy did it!
0:32:48 > 0:32:50SPOT: I gotta see!
0:32:50 > 0:32:53I'm a boy. I'm a boy!
0:32:53 > 0:32:57I'm a really big boy.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59You're not a boy, Scott.
0:32:59 > 0:33:00You're a man.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02I'm a man?
0:33:02 > 0:33:04I don't understand.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07How could I be a man?
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Great balls of kibble!
0:33:09 > 0:33:11I forgot all about dog time!
0:33:11 > 0:33:13That's right!
0:33:13 > 0:33:15One human year equals seven dog years.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17That would make you...
0:33:17 > 0:33:18Don't do the maths.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21GRUNTS
0:33:21 > 0:33:25Er, it's not exactly what I had planned,
0:33:25 > 0:33:27but I'm human,
0:33:27 > 0:33:30and that's nothing to shake your tail at.
0:33:30 > 0:33:31How can I thank you?
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Oh, it will be thanks enough
0:33:33 > 0:33:35that you spend the rest of your life
0:33:35 > 0:33:37travelling around the world with me
0:33:37 > 0:33:40as living proof of my genius!
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Ah. Well, er, gee,
0:33:42 > 0:33:44fun as that sounds for me,
0:33:44 > 0:33:46I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48I can't spend the rest of my life with you.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50I-I-I live with this guy...
0:33:50 > 0:33:53At his house, in his room.
0:33:53 > 0:33:54I sleep on the bottom bunk.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57Heh. Although, now that I'm a big, grown man
0:33:57 > 0:34:00with knuckle hair and... uhh...lower back pain,
0:34:00 > 0:34:02that may present a slight problem.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
0:34:06 > 0:34:07Let's go, Leonard!
0:34:07 > 0:34:08No!
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Aah!
0:34:10 > 0:34:11CLANG!
0:34:12 > 0:34:16You're not going anywhere, my precious man.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18I made you, I own you.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20You're mine! Come, Dennis, Adele!
0:34:20 > 0:34:22We must begin making plans
0:34:22 > 0:34:26for the Ivan Krank world vindication tour!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28First the United Nations,
0:34:28 > 0:34:29then my high school reunion.
0:34:31 > 0:34:32No, wait!
0:34:34 > 0:34:35Nuts!
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Over here!
0:34:39 > 0:34:40Get down!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46BOTH GASP
0:34:47 > 0:34:48BOY: Hi, Uncle Ivan!
0:34:48 > 0:34:50The bus from East Westland
0:34:50 > 0:34:53was a little late, but here I am!
0:34:53 > 0:34:54Ian?
0:34:55 > 0:34:56Leonard? What are you doing
0:34:56 > 0:34:58in my uncle's laboratory?
0:34:58 > 0:35:00And who are you, mister,
0:35:00 > 0:35:01and why are you all dressed up
0:35:01 > 0:35:03like Scott Leadready II?
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Uh, no time to explain, strange little boy
0:35:06 > 0:35:08I've never met before in my life.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Ian, can you help us get out of here?
0:35:10 > 0:35:11What'll you give me if I do?
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Um, all I've got is this, er,
0:35:14 > 0:35:16slimy old dog chew toy
0:35:16 > 0:35:18and a shiny new nickel.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Mm-hmm. Ohh...
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Holding out on me, huh?
0:35:23 > 0:35:25Hey, give me that chew toy!
0:35:27 > 0:35:28OK, let's see now.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Decode secret password,
0:35:30 > 0:35:32override security check,
0:35:32 > 0:35:34bypass concealed alarm cookie,
0:35:34 > 0:35:36and...bingo!
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Doors clang open
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Wow!
0:35:40 > 0:35:42How did you do that?
0:35:42 > 0:35:43Oh, come on. This was easy.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Reprogramming the queen's toilets
0:35:45 > 0:35:48for a 21-flush salute - now, that was hard.
0:35:49 > 0:35:50Thanks, Ian.
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Thank you, stranger.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53You're welcome, stranger.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57Well, as long as I'm here...
0:35:57 > 0:35:58Hee hee hee.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Ooh, they'll love this.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Ohh. What's all this, then?
0:36:04 > 0:36:06Ohh! Ohh!
0:36:06 > 0:36:09Oh, blast that blasted Waszelewski kid!
0:36:10 > 0:36:12BOTH PANT
0:36:14 > 0:36:15Quick, hop in!
0:36:17 > 0:36:18Boo-yah! Uhh!
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Hmm. I must work out.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Come on, Scott! Scott!
0:36:23 > 0:36:26Hey, wait for me!
0:36:28 > 0:36:29Old habits die hard.
0:36:31 > 0:36:32DR KRANK: They've escaped!
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Dennis, Adele, find them!
0:36:34 > 0:36:35You betcha!
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Right away, Daddy.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Hmm. Nothing here.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43Hmm.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46Not in here, you fools.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Out there!
0:36:48 > 0:36:49Hurry!
0:36:49 > 0:36:51Yes, sir, Daddy.
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Uhh!
0:36:53 > 0:36:56And don't call me daddy!
0:36:56 > 0:36:57How could a man as brilliant as I
0:36:57 > 0:36:59have created something as stupid as them?
0:36:59 > 0:37:01I can't believe they let my dog-man escape!
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Oh, don't blame them, Uncle Ivan. I let 'em go.
0:37:04 > 0:37:05Ah. Ian!
0:37:05 > 0:37:09Ahh. Ian, my darling nephew,
0:37:09 > 0:37:11the only one who ever truly believed in me.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12Welcome to my home!
0:37:12 > 0:37:14However, now that you've ruined everything,
0:37:14 > 0:37:16I must ground you for the rest of the summer.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18So go to your room. Don't come out till Labour Day!
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Yes, uncle Ivan.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22Grounded again.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Jeez, I could've saved a bus ride.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30What was I so afraid of all these years?
0:37:30 > 0:37:32The outside is very nice.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Pleasant, even. One might go so far
0:37:35 > 0:37:37as to say invig-amarating.
0:37:37 > 0:37:38Told ya.
0:37:38 > 0:37:39But we're not going very fast.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42How long will it take us to get to Spot?
0:37:42 > 0:37:43Oh, we should start making
0:37:43 > 0:37:45some real progress any second now.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Bo-o-o-oard!
0:37:52 > 0:37:55Aaaaaah!
0:37:56 > 0:37:57Man, I'm gettin' hungry.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Yeah, me, too.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01And if these pants ride up any more,
0:38:01 > 0:38:03I'm gonna be a soprano.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06I gotta get me some new clothes.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09We need to get us some money.
0:38:09 > 0:38:10Yeah, but how?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Whoa!
0:38:13 > 0:38:14What?
0:38:19 > 0:38:20that'll do. That'll do.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Come on, let's go find that dog
0:38:23 > 0:38:25and get us some money!
0:38:25 > 0:38:26How?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28The twilight bark.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30The what?
0:38:30 > 0:38:31Uhh!
0:38:31 > 0:38:32Oh, we gotta start renting you
0:38:32 > 0:38:34some more classic animated movies.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Leonard, the twilight bark
0:38:36 > 0:38:38is that free worldwide
0:38:38 > 0:38:39long-distance server,
0:38:39 > 0:38:42through which dogs all over the world
0:38:42 > 0:38:44have been communicating since the dawn of time.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46DOGS HOWL
0:38:46 > 0:38:47now, let's just hope
0:38:47 > 0:38:49I still got enough dog left in me.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50CLEARS THROAT
0:38:50 > 0:38:55Aawooooo!
0:38:55 > 0:38:56MAN IN DISTANCE: Shut that dog up!
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Hmm. I guess it didn't work.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Oh, no, my human-eared friend?
0:39:01 > 0:39:02DOGS BARK
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Yes. Thank you!
0:39:04 > 0:39:09I mean...awoooo!
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Come on, let's go.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Thank you. Awooo!
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Thank you! Awoooo!
0:39:15 > 0:39:18Jeez, this could go on all day.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20DOORBELL RINGS
0:39:20 > 0:39:21Lady!
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Turns out she wasn't really lost.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26She was just, heh, kinda busy.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29GIRL: Oh, puppies! DAD: My!
0:39:29 > 0:39:30How can we thank you?
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Gee, I can think of a hundred ways.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Oh, er, I can't give you 100.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38But... That's OK, Leonard.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40A good deed is its own reward.
0:39:40 > 0:39:41DAD LAUGHS
0:39:41 > 0:39:43You brought back five dogs!
0:39:43 > 0:39:46So I'm giving you 500!
0:39:47 > 0:39:49All right!
0:39:49 > 0:39:52I knew you weren't a big, fat cheapskate!
0:39:52 > 0:39:54I'm sorry. Was that out loud?
0:39:54 > 0:39:56We're rich! We're rich!
0:39:56 > 0:39:57We're rich! We're rich!
0:39:57 > 0:39:58Come on, Bunky.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Let's go eat and buy pants
0:40:00 > 0:40:02and do all the stuff you can only do
0:40:02 > 0:40:03when you're all grown up
0:40:03 > 0:40:06and got 500 to burn!
0:40:06 > 0:40:07# Though money may be
0:40:07 > 0:40:09# The root of all evil
0:40:09 > 0:40:13# Money, it might not buy you love
0:40:13 > 0:40:15# Money won't bring you happiness
0:40:15 > 0:40:17# Or grow new hair or cure your stress
0:40:17 > 0:40:20# Or get you to the Pearly Gates above
0:40:20 > 0:40:22# But there's a bunch of things that money can do
0:40:22 > 0:40:24# Put a shirt on your back and a shine on your shoe
0:40:24 > 0:40:26# When the cash shows up, I don't say "boo"
0:40:26 > 0:40:28# I take the money and run
0:40:28 > 0:40:30# Cos love can't buy a fancy car
0:40:30 > 0:40:32# Or fill your tank
0:40:32 > 0:40:33# If you want the finer things
0:40:33 > 0:40:35# You better break the bank
0:40:35 > 0:40:37# Cos if there's one sure thing that money can do
0:40:37 > 0:40:39# Put the pedal to the metal when the rent comes due
0:40:39 > 0:40:41# When the money shows up, baby, don't say "boo"
0:40:41 > 0:40:43# Just take the money and run, oh, yeah
0:40:43 > 0:40:45# Take the money and run
0:40:45 > 0:40:47# Go, man, get your stash, grab your cash
0:40:47 > 0:40:50# Take the money and run. #
0:40:50 > 0:40:51CHICKENS CLUCK
0:40:51 > 0:40:54IAN: Mom, Dad, I am a prisoner
0:40:54 > 0:40:56in this chamber of horrors!
0:40:56 > 0:40:59The whole place is filled with evil smells
0:40:59 > 0:41:03and moans and ghastly shrieks!
0:41:03 > 0:41:04There's lightning and thunder
0:41:04 > 0:41:07and scary bumps in the night!
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Come home. No way! I love it here!
0:41:10 > 0:41:11Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:41:11 > 0:41:13DR KRANK: Ian?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15How many times must I tell you
0:41:15 > 0:41:16to stay off the phone?
0:41:16 > 0:41:18I want to call out for a pizza.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22DENNIS: Extra anchovies on mine, please!
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Dennis. Adele! You're back!
0:41:24 > 0:41:25Where is my dog-man?
0:41:25 > 0:41:26Before we answer,
0:41:26 > 0:41:29could we have our pizza, Daddy?
0:41:29 > 0:41:30Go! Aah!
0:41:30 > 0:41:33And don't return without him!
0:41:33 > 0:41:36And don't call me...
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Daddy!
0:41:39 > 0:41:40Uhh!
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Uhh!
0:41:42 > 0:41:44I betcha that little boy
0:41:44 > 0:41:46would've given his dog some pizza.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49Thank god the other mosquitoes in the swamp
0:41:49 > 0:41:51can't see me now.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53They all laughed at me, but did I listen?
0:41:53 > 0:41:56No, I was going to be the world's first
0:41:56 > 0:41:59insect-to-human transformation.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Hmm. And look at me now.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Stuck in the middle - neither fish nor fowl.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07You're also not a goat. Or a pig.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Or a bucket of marbles.
0:42:09 > 0:42:10Whoa!
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Ohh, please, just squish me now.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17# Hot diggity dog! #
0:42:17 > 0:42:19So far this has been
0:42:19 > 0:42:20the greatest day of my life!
0:42:20 > 0:42:23And I've only been a man for, what, like, five hours?
0:42:23 > 0:42:24Five hours?
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Shoot, we promised mom we'd be home by 6:00.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29Whoa. Was that just this morning?
0:42:29 > 0:42:34Whew! Time sure flies when you're changing species.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40What time you got?
0:42:40 > 0:42:41Uh, a minute TILL 6.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Let's go!
0:42:43 > 0:42:45Wait. We forgot one really important thing!
0:42:45 > 0:42:46What?!
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Who are you, sir?
0:42:48 > 0:42:49That.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51Oh, yeah.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54Well, I'll tell ya. I'm, er...
0:42:54 > 0:42:55Well, you certainly look familiar.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Wait a ding-dang- doodle-doo minute.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59You're not one of my fellow finalists
0:42:59 > 0:43:01in the teacher of the year competition, are you?
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Uh, why, yes. Yes I am.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06DEEP VOICE: Uh, I am a teacher.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08And a darn good one, too,
0:43:08 > 0:43:11who appreciates a fellow darn good teacher enough
0:43:11 > 0:43:12to come all the way down here
0:43:12 > 0:43:15to this lovely went-away-go park to say,
0:43:15 > 0:43:18"may the best darn good teacher win."
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Well, isn't that kind of you?
0:43:20 > 0:43:21Honey, where's Scott?
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Uh... And, er...
0:43:23 > 0:43:25That's the other reason I came.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Uh, to tell you that, er...
0:43:28 > 0:43:29Scott's family called,
0:43:29 > 0:43:30and he had to go home after all,
0:43:30 > 0:43:32and he needed a grownup to help,
0:43:32 > 0:43:35and I obviously am a grown-up...
0:43:35 > 0:43:38Human man person.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40Ahh. Obviously.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Ah ha ha. You know Scott Leadready II?
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Do I know Scott Leadready II?
0:43:45 > 0:43:48Only better than I know myself, ma'am.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50You're pushing it.
0:43:50 > 0:43:51Well, any friend of the Leadreadys
0:43:51 > 0:43:53is a friend of mine. I'm Mary Lou.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55I'm Scott.
0:43:55 > 0:43:56Just like Scott Leadready.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58Oh, er, right. Heh.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00Common name.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Lots of Scotts. Scotts R Us. Heh heh.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04But I'm Scott, er...
0:44:04 > 0:44:05Manly! Manning!
0:44:05 > 0:44:06It's a hyphenate.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Scott Manly-Manning.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Well, Mr Manly-Manning,
0:44:10 > 0:44:11it's a pleasure to meet you.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13Yeah, sorry you gotta leave so soon.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15Great gettin' to know you. Just a little,
0:44:15 > 0:44:16but not too much. Bye.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Leonard. Where did you park your manners?
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Ha ha ha. After all the trouble
0:44:20 > 0:44:22Mr Manly-Manning has gone to,
0:44:22 > 0:44:24the least we can do is invite him in
0:44:24 > 0:44:25for a cup of coffee.
0:44:25 > 0:44:26Coffee?
0:44:26 > 0:44:29I've always wanted to try coffee.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Boy, it's true what they say! What a beverage!
0:44:31 > 0:44:33Who'd believe that little brown bean from Brazil
0:44:33 > 0:44:34could pack such mellow, rich-roasting,
0:44:34 > 0:44:36good-to-the-last-drop flavour? By the way,
0:44:36 > 0:44:37were you aware that it was our 26th president -
0:44:37 > 0:44:38Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt -
0:44:38 > 0:44:40who originally coined the phrase "good to the last drop"?
0:44:40 > 0:44:41Little-known fact, but true.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Yes, I think one of my students
0:44:43 > 0:44:45mentioned that once. I can't remember which one.
0:44:45 > 0:44:46You can't remember which one?
0:44:46 > 0:44:48For cryin' out loud, it's obviously...
0:44:48 > 0:44:50Time for you to go now. What a shame.
0:44:50 > 0:44:51Thanks for stopping by. See you later.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53Hey. What's the hurry, junior?
0:44:53 > 0:44:55I'm still on my first cup of Joe.
0:44:55 > 0:44:56If you don't get outta here,
0:44:56 > 0:44:58you're gonna blow it. You're gonna say something
0:44:58 > 0:45:00or do something or drink something
0:45:00 > 0:45:03and just blow it! Well, see ya!
0:45:03 > 0:45:04MARY LOU: Leonard Amadeus Helperman,
0:45:04 > 0:45:05we don't just put our guests out the door
0:45:05 > 0:45:06like the evening trash.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09Ohh, now, now, Mary Lou.
0:45:09 > 0:45:10Don't be upset with Leonard.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12He's just a boy.
0:45:12 > 0:45:13Oh, come off it!
0:45:13 > 0:45:15Mister, you are out of control!
0:45:15 > 0:45:16Now, you go straight to your...
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Curtained-off section of the went away go
0:45:20 > 0:45:22until you're ready to rejoin polite society for dinner!
0:45:22 > 0:45:23Ha ha.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Speaking of dinner, are you hungry?
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Hey. I'm always hungry.
0:45:27 > 0:45:29I'm a dog...gone hungry guy.
0:45:29 > 0:45:33You are so gonna blow it.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39CHOMPING
0:45:42 > 0:45:44Aahh. I couldn't eat another bite.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47Care for a "chocolat"?
0:45:47 > 0:45:51Ohh. Chocolate is poison for dogs.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53I know. Aren't we lucky we're human?
0:45:54 > 0:45:57Yes, we are!
0:46:02 > 0:46:03BELCHES
0:46:04 > 0:46:07Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want one?
0:46:07 > 0:46:10# Someone has a sweet tooth! #
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Ahh, what can I say?
0:46:12 > 0:46:15There's something about eating under the stars
0:46:15 > 0:46:17at a table, sitting in a chair,
0:46:17 > 0:46:19using a fork,
0:46:19 > 0:46:21that just makes everything taste so good.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23Well, to me, it's not the food,
0:46:23 > 0:46:27it's the company. Heh heh heh.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30I don't know why, but it's as if
0:46:30 > 0:46:32I've known you for a very long time.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34You're just so comfy to be with,
0:46:34 > 0:46:35like an old shoe.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Oh, I mean that in a good way.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39Hey, nothin' I love more than an old shoe.
0:46:39 > 0:46:40Woof!
0:46:40 > 0:46:42Uh, to wear, I mean.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Ah ha ha ha ha!
0:46:44 > 0:46:47You say the most unusual things.
0:46:47 > 0:46:48But I like it.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50Golly gosh, I wish there was
0:46:50 > 0:46:52someone like you back home.
0:46:52 > 0:46:53You do?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55Hold that thought. I'll be right back.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57Well...
0:46:57 > 0:46:59He did drink a lot of coffee.
0:46:59 > 0:47:00BIG SCOTT: Leonard!
0:47:00 > 0:47:02You are gonna be so proud of me!
0:47:02 > 0:47:04We can stop worrying how I'm gonna live
0:47:04 > 0:47:06and where I'm gonna sleep
0:47:06 > 0:47:07and how we're gonna stay together.
0:47:07 > 0:47:09I've stumbled upon the answer,
0:47:09 > 0:47:11and it doesn't even matter
0:47:11 > 0:47:12that I'm a hairy-knuckled grownup
0:47:12 > 0:47:13with back pain.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15CRACK: Ooch!
0:47:15 > 0:47:18In fact, it works to our advantage!
0:47:18 > 0:47:19You're kidding!
0:47:19 > 0:47:20Of course, I won't be sleeping
0:47:20 > 0:47:21at the bottom bunk anymore,
0:47:21 > 0:47:23but I promise I'll tuck you in
0:47:23 > 0:47:24and tell you a bedtime story
0:47:24 > 0:47:26before I settle in
0:47:26 > 0:47:28to watch the News with...
0:47:28 > 0:47:29Mary Lou.
0:47:29 > 0:47:30Who?
0:47:30 > 0:47:32You know. Your mom.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35Oh, he cleaned his plate so well.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37GASPS: I can see myself!
0:47:38 > 0:47:40I know who Mary Lou is,
0:47:40 > 0:47:42but why would you be watching the news with her?
0:47:42 > 0:47:45And why is she dancing around with your dinner plate?
0:47:45 > 0:47:46Unless...
0:47:49 > 0:47:51BARKS
0:47:52 > 0:47:53Oh, no!
0:47:53 > 0:47:54Oh, yes!
0:47:54 > 0:47:56Isn't it perfect?
0:47:56 > 0:47:57She likes me,
0:47:57 > 0:47:59I've always loved her.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01You and I still get to be together.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03Climb up on my lap, sonny boy,
0:48:03 > 0:48:05and call me daddy!
0:48:05 > 0:48:07Are you crazy?
0:48:07 > 0:48:10You can't be my dad! You're my dog!
0:48:10 > 0:48:11Hey, people change.
0:48:11 > 0:48:14Come on, it'll be great.
0:48:14 > 0:48:15I'll teach you how to shave,
0:48:15 > 0:48:16take you fishing,
0:48:16 > 0:48:18holler at your little league coach
0:48:18 > 0:48:19when he doesn't play you enough.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Maybe I'll even get ya a little puppy.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23Mister, you are out of control.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25What. You gonna send me to my room?
0:48:25 > 0:48:28I think that's my job, Son.
0:48:28 > 0:48:31No. No, this is not OK with me.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34You have to stop liking my mom right now!
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Oh, in all fairness, Son,
0:48:36 > 0:48:37I believe Mary Lou should have
0:48:37 > 0:48:39something to say about this.
0:48:39 > 0:48:41And stop calling her Mary Lou!
0:48:41 > 0:48:43And stop calling me son!
0:48:43 > 0:48:46I command you, as your master!
0:48:46 > 0:48:47Former master, Leonard!
0:48:47 > 0:48:49I'm not your dog anymore!
0:48:49 > 0:48:51Well, I sure as heck am not your kid!
0:48:51 > 0:48:53So maybe you'd just better leave me
0:48:53 > 0:48:55and my mom alone!
0:48:56 > 0:48:59You...want me to go?
0:48:59 > 0:49:01But...what about us?
0:49:01 > 0:49:03You and me?
0:49:03 > 0:49:05A friend needs a friend.
0:49:05 > 0:49:08That was a different us.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Yeah. I guess it was.
0:49:13 > 0:49:14Wait a minute.
0:49:14 > 0:49:15Yeah?
0:49:15 > 0:49:17I paid for that collar and dog tag
0:49:17 > 0:49:18with my own allowance.
0:49:18 > 0:49:20But...
0:49:20 > 0:49:21You don't need 'em.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23You said it yourself.
0:49:23 > 0:49:25You're not my dog anymore.
0:49:42 > 0:49:45# Mrs Manly-Manning
0:49:45 > 0:49:48# Mrs Mary Lou Manly-Manning
0:49:48 > 0:49:51# Mrs Mary Lou Moira Angela Darling
0:49:51 > 0:49:54# Helperman Manly-Manning! #
0:49:54 > 0:49:56BIG SCOTT: I'm sorry I have to interrupt
0:49:56 > 0:49:57this musical moment, Mary Lou.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59I guess I'll never see you again.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01# It's time for me to go
0:50:01 > 0:50:02# Oh, me, oh, my, oh, no
0:50:02 > 0:50:04# I've never been so low
0:50:04 > 0:50:05# Oh, where did my dog-man...
0:50:05 > 0:50:07# Go
0:50:07 > 0:50:09# I gotta go, I don't know where
0:50:09 > 0:50:11# I only know
0:50:11 > 0:50:13# My former friend is now my foe
0:50:13 > 0:50:15# He couldn't stand the status quo
0:50:15 > 0:50:18# I said I'd stay, but he said no
0:50:18 > 0:50:21# And now, doggone, this dog is gone
0:50:21 > 0:50:24# I'm movin' on
0:50:24 > 0:50:25# I gotta go
0:50:25 > 0:50:26# Like a dream
0:50:26 > 0:50:29# He was here, and now he's gone
0:50:29 > 0:50:31# He drank my coffee, ate my candy
0:50:31 > 0:50:33# Dreaming I could stand by my Manly-Manning man
0:50:33 > 0:50:37# I thought everything was fine and dandy
0:50:37 > 0:50:39# Why did he go?
0:50:39 > 0:50:41# I'm gone Don't go
0:50:41 > 0:50:42# Oh, no, what have I done?
0:50:42 > 0:50:43# Oh, no
0:50:43 > 0:50:45# I kicked him out
0:50:45 > 0:50:46# He took the keys to freedom
0:50:46 > 0:50:48BOTH: # Now he's going, now he's going
0:50:48 > 0:50:50# Now he's gone
0:50:50 > 0:50:52# My lovely dog-man
0:50:52 > 0:50:54# Oh, precious, pretty dog-man
0:50:54 > 0:50:56# Dear itty-bitty dog I made a man
0:50:56 > 0:50:57# Where have you gone He took the keys
0:50:57 > 0:50:58# You held the key to my success
0:50:58 > 0:51:00# I'm no-one's pawn
0:51:00 > 0:51:01# He's gone Was I a yawn?
0:51:01 > 0:51:02# I'm moving on
0:51:02 > 0:51:04# Find him
0:51:04 > 0:51:05# Where did you go, dog-man
0:51:05 > 0:51:07# We gotta go where you have gone, Spot
0:51:07 > 0:51:08# We gotta know, dog-man
0:51:08 > 0:51:09# We wanna know where you have gone, Scott
0:51:09 > 0:51:11# We gotta go there, too
0:51:11 > 0:51:12# I'm gone He's going, going
0:51:12 > 0:51:14# I'm moving on Here comes the sun
0:51:14 > 0:51:16# Come on, let's run You weigh a ton
0:51:16 > 0:51:18SCOTT: # Pardon the pun, but I am going
0:51:18 > 0:51:19# Without knowing
0:51:19 > 0:51:21# There's a place where I belong
0:51:21 > 0:51:22# Where he's gone
0:51:22 > 0:51:24# I'm movin' on
0:51:24 > 0:51:26# Where did you go, dog-man
0:51:26 > 0:51:28# Where did you go, dog-man
0:51:28 > 0:51:30# Where did you go, dog-man
0:51:30 > 0:51:32# He's gone. #
0:51:34 > 0:51:36Well, that was strange.
0:51:39 > 0:51:40BOTH SCREAM
0:51:42 > 0:51:43Aaaah!
0:51:45 > 0:51:46Whoa...
0:51:46 > 0:51:48GRUNTING
0:51:48 > 0:51:49Aaaaah! Aaaah!
0:51:50 > 0:51:52Ohh! Ohh!
0:51:57 > 0:51:58PRETTY BOY: We made it.
0:51:58 > 0:51:59We made it!
0:51:59 > 0:52:00Florida at last!
0:52:00 > 0:52:03I told you we were small but mighty!
0:52:03 > 0:52:05MAN: Heh heh heh.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07SPEAK SPANISH
0:52:10 > 0:52:12Missed it by that much.
0:52:15 > 0:52:17BOY: Spot, come here, boy!
0:52:17 > 0:52:18Leonard?
0:52:18 > 0:52:20BARKING LAUGHING
0:52:29 > 0:52:30THUNDER
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Aaww...
0:52:39 > 0:52:41Now, remember, Lenny-benny-beanbag,
0:52:41 > 0:52:42you're to meet me at the awards ceremony
0:52:42 > 0:52:44at 6:00 sharp, You got it?
0:52:44 > 0:52:45Whatever.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Aww, honey-bunny-boombox,
0:52:47 > 0:52:49I know you miss your dog and your best friend,
0:52:49 > 0:52:50but we're going home tomorrow,
0:52:50 > 0:52:52and Spot and Scott'll be there waitin' for you,
0:52:52 > 0:52:54and everything's gonna be peachy-pie normal
0:52:54 > 0:52:56and just the way it was. Mwah!
0:52:58 > 0:53:01Right. Just the way it was.
0:53:07 > 0:53:09BOTH GRUNT
0:53:09 > 0:53:10Florida, schmorida!
0:53:10 > 0:53:12It's just Jersey with palm trees!
0:53:12 > 0:53:14Well, I suppose most people
0:53:14 > 0:53:17don't arrive by garbage truck.
0:53:17 > 0:53:18On a more positive note,
0:53:18 > 0:53:19I don't think there's anything in the world
0:53:19 > 0:53:22I'll ever fear after this.
0:53:22 > 0:53:24SHRIEKS It's a monster!
0:53:25 > 0:53:27Hey!
0:53:27 > 0:53:29It's just your reflection.
0:53:29 > 0:53:30Oh. Aah!
0:53:30 > 0:53:32It's me! I look hideous!
0:53:33 > 0:53:34No argument there.
0:53:34 > 0:53:37I'm goin' up for a bird's-eye view.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48Dog-man!
0:53:48 > 0:53:50Where are you?
0:54:02 > 0:54:03My, oh, me,
0:54:03 > 0:54:05it's a rain-a-roony-doodle day!
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Whoo-hoo!
0:54:09 > 0:54:12Bada-bing, baby!
0:54:15 > 0:54:16Come on, hairball!
0:54:20 > 0:54:22Great. Now you're out there somewhere
0:54:22 > 0:54:23in the stupid rain
0:54:23 > 0:54:25cos you just couldn't
0:54:25 > 0:54:26leave well enough alone, could you?
0:54:28 > 0:54:30No, you had to go mess up a great thing
0:54:30 > 0:54:32just to make your stupid dream come true.
0:54:32 > 0:54:35Bet you come crawling back any minute now,
0:54:35 > 0:54:37cold and wet and tired and hungry
0:54:37 > 0:54:39and sick of being a man
0:54:39 > 0:54:41and wishing you could be my dog again.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43Well, forget it! I'm not taking you back.
0:54:43 > 0:54:44KNOCK ON DOOR
0:54:44 > 0:54:45GASPS: Spot!
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Ha ha!
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Oh, it's you.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51"Oh, it's you"?
0:54:51 > 0:54:52We travelled 2,000 miles,
0:54:52 > 0:54:54and all we get is, "oh, it's you"?!
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Come on, Jolly, let's go home!
0:54:57 > 0:54:58What?!
0:54:58 > 0:55:00No, you guys. I'm sorry.
0:55:00 > 0:55:03I'm really, really glad you're here.
0:55:03 > 0:55:05I've never needed anyone more.
0:55:05 > 0:55:06Now, that's a greeting.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08Something's happened to Spot.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11Sit down. It's a long story.
0:55:11 > 0:55:13BLUES MUSIC PLAYING
0:55:16 > 0:55:19So this is what it's like to be human, huh?
0:55:23 > 0:55:27Sittin' alone in a dump on your tail-less butt,
0:55:27 > 0:55:30just twiddlin' your opposable thumbs.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33Top of the world, Ma!
0:55:33 > 0:55:34SIGHS
0:55:34 > 0:55:36CRIES
0:55:36 > 0:55:38Top of the world.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40HARMONICA PLAYING
0:55:40 > 0:55:41What's that?
0:55:41 > 0:55:45Sounds like that stupid song
0:55:45 > 0:55:46Leonard always used to sing.
0:55:48 > 0:55:51Oh, it is that stupid...
0:55:51 > 0:55:53SOBBING ..beautiful song!
0:55:53 > 0:55:55Oh, Leonard.
0:55:55 > 0:55:59# I know it's been said
0:55:59 > 0:56:02# Everyone needs someone
0:56:02 > 0:56:06# A loyal companion
0:56:06 > 0:56:09# To share in life's fun
0:56:09 > 0:56:12# For a day at the park
0:56:12 > 0:56:16# Or a game of leapfrog
0:56:16 > 0:56:19# A friend needs a friend
0:56:19 > 0:56:25# A boy needs a dog... #
0:56:25 > 0:56:26LAUGHS
0:56:26 > 0:56:28MUSIC PLAYING
0:56:40 > 0:56:42# A small hand to shake
0:56:42 > 0:56:44# Wanna run a race
0:56:44 > 0:56:45# For a bowl full of grub
0:56:45 > 0:56:47# What a funny face
0:56:47 > 0:56:49# A face to be licked
0:56:49 > 0:56:53# When a tummy gets rubbed
0:56:53 > 0:56:56# Like a mom and a dad
0:56:56 > 0:56:59# Need their bundle of joy
0:56:59 > 0:57:02BOTH: # A friend needs a friend
0:57:02 > 0:57:05# A dog needs a boy. #
0:57:05 > 0:57:07PRETTY BOY SOBBING A classic!
0:57:07 > 0:57:10Even a bird and a cockamamie cat
0:57:10 > 0:57:11can see that!
0:57:11 > 0:57:15SOBBING Yeah. Why couldn't Spot?
0:57:15 > 0:57:16I don't know.
0:57:16 > 0:57:18I guess we all have different dreams, right?
0:57:18 > 0:57:19BOTH: Yeah.
0:57:19 > 0:57:20And I guess...
0:57:20 > 0:57:22if you really love someone,
0:57:22 > 0:57:24like I love Spot,
0:57:24 > 0:57:26you gotta let him have his dream, right?
0:57:26 > 0:57:28Even if it's different from your dream, right?
0:57:28 > 0:57:30BOTH: Yeah.
0:57:30 > 0:57:32I know what I've gotta do!
0:57:32 > 0:57:34There's only one way for us to be together again.
0:57:34 > 0:57:36I've gotta go to Dr Krank
0:57:36 > 0:57:39and have him change me into a dog!
0:57:39 > 0:57:41BOTH: Yeah!
0:57:41 > 0:57:42BOTH: What?!
0:57:42 > 0:57:43See ya, guys!
0:57:43 > 0:57:45I mean, woof!
0:57:45 > 0:57:46SNAPS FINGERS
0:57:46 > 0:57:48BOTH: No. Wait!
0:57:48 > 0:57:49GRUNTS
0:57:49 > 0:57:50Ow!
0:57:53 > 0:57:54# I can't go on
0:57:54 > 0:57:58# With just half of my heart
0:57:58 > 0:58:00# Nothing and no-one
0:58:00 > 0:58:04# Can keep us apart
0:58:04 > 0:58:06BOTH: # It's a permanent bond
0:58:06 > 0:58:10# We can never destroy
0:58:10 > 0:58:13BIG SCOTT: # A friend needs a friend
0:58:13 > 0:58:15LEONARD: # A friend needs a friend
0:58:15 > 0:58:17# I've got to get back
0:58:17 > 0:58:19# A boy needs a dog
0:58:19 > 0:58:26# Needs a dog To my boy. #
0:58:27 > 0:58:30Bunky, I'm back!
0:58:30 > 0:58:32Pretty Boy. Jolly? What are you doing here?
0:58:32 > 0:58:35Who is that strange man, and why is he talking to us?
0:58:35 > 0:58:36I don't know. Just act dumb.
0:58:36 > 0:58:38Uh, tweet.
0:58:38 > 0:58:40Uhh! Meow, meow, meow.
0:58:40 > 0:58:43Guys, it's me. It's Spot.
0:58:43 > 0:58:44BOTH: Aah!
0:58:44 > 0:58:47Oh, my. This is what you look like as a man?
0:58:47 > 0:58:49Why. Is something wrong with it?
0:58:49 > 0:58:53No, no. It was just a shock at first.
0:58:53 > 0:58:54You could use a shave.
0:58:54 > 0:58:57Really? I thought it was kind of edgy.
0:58:57 > 0:58:59But forget that. Where's Leonard?
0:58:59 > 0:59:01Oh, Spot, it's terrible.
0:59:01 > 0:59:03He just ran out babbling some nonsense
0:59:03 > 0:59:04about if you can't be his dog,
0:59:04 > 0:59:06then he'll have to get that Dr Krank
0:59:06 > 0:59:08to turn him into your dog.
0:59:08 > 0:59:10That crazy kid.
0:59:10 > 0:59:11Although I guess it could work.
0:59:11 > 0:59:14No! No, what am I saying?
0:59:14 > 0:59:17I've got to save my boy!
0:59:17 > 0:59:19DR KRANK MUTTERING
0:59:21 > 0:59:23CHUCKLES
0:59:23 > 0:59:25This is perfect... Perfect.
0:59:25 > 0:59:27Why, my plan could not have gone any better...
0:59:27 > 0:59:29if I'd had a plan!
0:59:29 > 0:59:32And now I do!
0:59:32 > 0:59:34I'll turn the boy into a dog,
0:59:34 > 0:59:37use him as bait to lure the dog-man,
0:59:37 > 0:59:40and then I'll have the man and the dog!
0:59:40 > 0:59:42Ah-ha! Mommy!
0:59:42 > 0:59:45Nothing wacko about that!
0:59:45 > 0:59:47LAUGHING
0:59:47 > 0:59:51Oh, isn't there, Dr Wacko?
0:59:51 > 0:59:53Ah. You're right on cue.
0:59:53 > 0:59:55GROWLS
0:59:55 > 0:59:56Ohh.
0:59:56 > 0:59:58You really should've seen that coming.
0:59:58 > 0:59:59Ohh!
0:59:59 > 1:00:01I'm sorry, Scott.
1:00:01 > 1:00:04I just wanted us to be together again.
1:00:04 > 1:00:05I did it for us.
1:00:05 > 1:00:08No. I'm the sorry one, Leonard.
1:00:08 > 1:00:10It's all my fault.
1:00:10 > 1:00:12I shouldn't have messed with nature.
1:00:12 > 1:00:13Oh, haven't you heard?
1:00:13 > 1:00:16My good man, nature is dead.
1:00:16 > 1:00:19Science is king!
1:00:19 > 1:00:21Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.
1:00:21 > 1:00:25Well, then riddle me this, Dr Krank.
1:00:25 > 1:00:27Is it science or nature
1:00:27 > 1:00:28that makes you have to laugh
1:00:28 > 1:00:31when someone tickles you under the armpits?
1:00:31 > 1:00:32Pretty Boy, Jolly.
1:00:32 > 1:00:35LAUGHING
1:00:35 > 1:00:37Stop it, you guys!
1:00:37 > 1:00:40You keep him busy. I'll take care of Krank.
1:00:40 > 1:00:41You're too late.
1:00:43 > 1:00:45No!
1:00:45 > 1:00:47ZAP!
1:00:47 > 1:00:49Whoa. Whoa!
1:00:49 > 1:00:50Aah!
1:00:50 > 1:00:52Oh, my goodness.
1:00:52 > 1:00:53What? What is it?
1:00:53 > 1:00:54Do I got spinach in my teeth?
1:00:54 > 1:00:57BIG SCOTT: Stop this crazy thing!
1:00:57 > 1:00:58Oh. Aah!
1:00:58 > 1:01:00You are one ugly man.
1:01:00 > 1:01:03Well, I've been under a little stress lately.
1:01:03 > 1:01:05Whoa!
1:01:05 > 1:01:06Hey!
1:01:06 > 1:01:08Hey. Whoa! What's happened?
1:01:08 > 1:01:10Uh-oh.
1:01:11 > 1:01:13Oh, darn.
1:01:13 > 1:01:16Wait a minute. I've still got this.
1:01:16 > 1:01:18Thank you, Dr Krank!
1:01:18 > 1:01:19No, no, you fool!
1:01:19 > 1:01:22Quarters only! A nickel will jam it!
1:01:22 > 1:01:23You'll blow us all up!
1:01:23 > 1:01:26That's a chance I'll have to take.
1:01:26 > 1:01:28DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING
1:01:30 > 1:01:33Say "auf wiedersehen"...Wacko.
1:01:33 > 1:01:35Aah!
1:01:35 > 1:01:37ZAPPING
1:01:37 > 1:01:40Aah!
1:01:40 > 1:01:42SQUEAKS, GRUNTS
1:01:42 > 1:01:43Uhh!
1:01:43 > 1:01:45Cool.
1:01:47 > 1:01:49No. No. YOWLS
1:01:49 > 1:01:50Uhh!
1:01:50 > 1:01:53Oh, well. To quote the immortal bard,
1:01:53 > 1:01:55which I don't believe I've yet done
1:01:55 > 1:01:56in this entire adventure,
1:01:56 > 1:01:58all's well that end's well.
1:01:58 > 1:01:59LEONARD: Scott! Look out!
1:01:59 > 1:02:01CRACKS, FIZZLES
1:02:03 > 1:02:06Quick. We've got to get out before it blows!
1:02:06 > 1:02:10You go. There's one more thing I've got to do.
1:02:10 > 1:02:12It's my only chance.
1:02:12 > 1:02:14Scott, what are you doing?
1:02:14 > 1:02:16ZAP!
1:02:16 > 1:02:18WHOOSH!
1:02:18 > 1:02:20BEEPING
1:02:20 > 1:02:23ELECTRICITY CRACKLING
1:02:23 > 1:02:25BOOM!
1:02:29 > 1:02:31Scott! Scott!
1:02:33 > 1:02:35CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING
1:02:38 > 1:02:40Oh, Scott.
1:02:42 > 1:02:44Stupid machine!
1:02:44 > 1:02:47Stupid, stupid science!
1:02:47 > 1:02:50ZAP!
1:02:50 > 1:02:52DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING
1:03:00 > 1:03:02Wake up, dear blue Spot.
1:03:02 > 1:03:04Wake up.
1:03:04 > 1:03:08SPOT: Oh, is that you, dear Blue Fairy?
1:03:08 > 1:03:11How many times I got to tell you, dog breath?
1:03:11 > 1:03:13I ain't no fairy!
1:03:13 > 1:03:15Spot. Is it really you?
1:03:17 > 1:03:18In the fur.
1:03:18 > 1:03:21Oh, Spot, you're back!
1:03:21 > 1:03:23I had to come back, Bunky.
1:03:23 > 1:03:25I love ya, and I want to be with ya.
1:03:25 > 1:03:27Don't you remember?
1:03:27 > 1:03:29Cue the violins.
1:03:29 > 1:03:32# A friend needs a friend
1:03:32 > 1:03:35# A friend needs a friend... #
1:03:35 > 1:03:37Everybody sing!
1:03:37 > 1:03:39# A boy needs a...
1:03:39 > 1:03:41# Back on the south end of the leash
1:03:41 > 1:03:42# Is where my place is
1:03:42 > 1:03:43# Chasing cars and licking faces
1:03:43 > 1:03:45# A simple mutt livin' a dog's life
1:03:45 > 1:03:47# Now I'm in the thrall of nature's call
1:03:47 > 1:03:49# It's my destiny to be man's best friend
1:03:49 > 1:03:51# And to bite your own rear end
1:03:51 > 1:03:53# And so it's buh-bye to species second-guessing
1:03:53 > 1:03:55# This rover's learned his lesson
1:03:55 > 1:03:57# I'm proud to be a dog
1:03:57 > 1:03:59# The breed of Fido can't be denied-o
1:03:59 > 1:04:01# Glad to be a dog
1:04:01 > 1:04:03# And dog enough to beg
1:04:03 > 1:04:05# A dog you must be
1:04:05 > 1:04:06# I'll be spot-on
1:04:06 > 1:04:07# With his pants not on
1:04:07 > 1:04:09# Because at last I see... # Shh!
1:04:09 > 1:04:10# That a tree needs a mom
1:04:10 > 1:04:12LEONARD: # And a sow needs a hog
1:04:12 > 1:04:14# Just like London needs fog
1:04:14 > 1:04:15LEONARD: # Or a princess a frog
1:04:15 > 1:04:17# Well, a friend needs a friend
1:04:17 > 1:04:19BOTH: # A road needs a bend
1:04:19 > 1:04:21# A film needs an end
1:04:21 > 1:04:24# A boy needs a dog
1:04:24 > 1:04:25# Needs a boy, needs a dog
1:04:25 > 1:04:27# Needs a boy, needs a dog, needs a boy, needs a dog
1:04:27 > 1:04:29# Boy, dog, boy, dog, boy, dog, boy, dog, boy
1:04:29 > 1:04:36# Dog! #
1:04:36 > 1:04:37Woof!
1:04:39 > 1:04:42LATIN MUSIC PLAYING
1:04:42 > 1:04:43MEN: # Hot diggity dog
1:04:43 > 1:04:46WOMEN: # Ooh ooh ooh
1:04:46 > 1:04:48# Yeah, yeah
1:04:48 > 1:04:50# Yeah, yeah
1:04:50 > 1:04:53# Ooh, dig that dog
1:04:53 > 1:04:54# Hot diggity dog
1:04:54 > 1:04:57# Bow wow wow
1:04:57 > 1:04:59# Bow wow
1:04:59 > 1:05:00# Wow wow
1:05:00 > 1:05:05# Ooh, dig that dog
1:05:05 > 1:05:06# Dog, boy, dog, boy, doggy, boy, dog
1:05:06 > 1:05:08# Boy, dog, boy, dog, boy, doggy, boy
1:05:08 > 1:05:10# Boy, dog, boy, dog, here, doggy, boy
1:05:10 > 1:05:12# Dog, boy, doggy, boy, diggity-dog, boy
1:05:12 > 1:05:13# Dog, boy Boy, dog
1:05:13 > 1:05:14# Boy, dog Dog, boy
1:05:14 > 1:05:16BOTH: # Hot, hot, hot diggity dog
1:05:16 > 1:05:18WOMAN SCATS
1:05:18 > 1:05:21# Yeah, hot diggity dog
1:05:21 > 1:05:23CONTINUES SCATTING
1:05:23 > 1:05:25# Ooh, dig that dog
1:05:25 > 1:05:27# Oh, yeah
1:05:27 > 1:05:30# Yeah-ah-ah
1:05:30 > 1:05:31ALL: # Hot diggity dog
1:05:32 > 1:05:34SWING MUSIC PLAYING
1:05:42 > 1:05:44# Though money may be
1:05:44 > 1:05:46# The root of all evil
1:05:46 > 1:05:49# Money, it might not buy you love
1:05:49 > 1:05:51# Money won't bring you happiness
1:05:51 > 1:05:53# Or grow new hair or cure your stress
1:05:53 > 1:05:57# Won't get you to the Pearly Gates above
1:05:57 > 1:05:59# But there's a bunch of things that money can do
1:05:59 > 1:06:01# Put a shirt on your back and a shine on your shoe
1:06:01 > 1:06:03# When the cash shows up, I don't say "boo"
1:06:03 > 1:06:04# I take the money and run
1:06:04 > 1:06:07# Cos love can't buy a fancy car
1:06:07 > 1:06:08# Or fill your tank
1:06:08 > 1:06:10# If you want the finer things
1:06:10 > 1:06:11# You'd better break the bank
1:06:11 > 1:06:13# Cos if there's one sure thing that money can do
1:06:13 > 1:06:15# Put the pedal to the metal when the rent comes due
1:06:15 > 1:06:17# When the money shows up, baby, don't say "boo"
1:06:17 > 1:06:19# Just take the money and run
1:06:19 > 1:06:20# Oh, yeah, get your cash
1:06:20 > 1:06:22# We're gonna have a bash
1:06:22 > 1:06:25# Take the money and run. #