The Country Bears

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05TUNING INSTRUMENTS 'One, two, three.'

0:00:05 > 0:00:07COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# You can't sit around waiting for the path to glory

0:00:19 > 0:00:24# You've got to get moving To tell your story

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# The bigger they come

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# The harder they fall

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# From the littlest acorns

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# To trees so tall

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# And where you're coming from is where you're going

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Until you get there

0:00:40 > 0:00:43# You got no way of knowing

0:00:43 > 0:00:48# All the love in the world won't find you if you don't let it

0:00:48 > 0:00:52# Let it ride, let it ride let it ride

0:00:52 > 0:00:57# And every mistake is a break but only if you get it

0:00:57 > 0:01:02# Let it ride, let it ride let it ride. #

0:01:03 > 0:01:05CHEERING

0:01:21 > 0:01:26# All the love in the world won't find you if you don't let it

0:01:26 > 0:01:30# Let it ride, let it ride let it ride

0:01:31 > 0:01:36# Every mistake is a break but only if you get it

0:01:36 > 0:01:39# Let it ride, let it ride let it ride

0:01:41 > 0:01:45# Every day's a brand new place

0:01:45 > 0:01:50# Feel the sun upon your face

0:01:50 > 0:01:52# Try something new

0:01:52 > 0:01:54# You won't regret it

0:01:54 > 0:01:57# The hole in your shoe, buddy

0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Just forget it

0:01:59 > 0:02:02# Let it ride

0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Oh, you got to let it... #

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Stage dive, stage dive!

0:02:06 > 0:02:07# Let it ride, let it ride

0:02:07 > 0:02:09# Let it ride

0:02:09 > 0:02:12# Let it ride

0:02:12 > 0:02:14# Oh, you got to let it

0:02:14 > 0:02:18# Let it ride, let it ride let it ride

0:02:18 > 0:02:21# Let it ride

0:02:21 > 0:02:23# Oh, you got to let it

0:02:23 > 0:02:28# Let it ride, let it ride let it ride

0:02:28 > 0:02:31# Let it ride

0:02:31 > 0:02:33# Oh, you've got to let it

0:02:33 > 0:02:37# Let it ride, let it ride let it ride... #

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yeah!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56CHEERING

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- TV:- 'The Country Bears broke up after the '91 Hiber Nation tour.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08'It's actually hard to imagine popular music without the Bears.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11'I learned a lot from them. That's why I was sad to see them break up.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14'I guess I miss the old days

0:03:14 > 0:03:16'at Country Bear Hall.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19'We was kinda different, you see,

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- 'and, er, at Country Bear Hall...' - SIGHS

0:03:21 > 0:03:23'..you could be different and still fit in.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26'Yep, different. Mm-hmm.'

0:03:26 > 0:03:28< Hey, Beary!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32< Doofus, time for dinner.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Sit down, Dex. - OK, that's enough, that's enough.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- A napkin's not a toy, Dex. - I'm not that hungry.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Mom, am I adopted?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51LAUGHS

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Of course not, honey.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Eat your fish.- Um...

0:03:55 > 0:03:57why would you think that, Beary?

0:03:57 > 0:04:02I don't know. Sometimes I feel...different.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Like Dex and me, we don't look the same.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Our eyes are different colours,

0:04:07 > 0:04:11and he has freckles and I don't, I think.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Are you serious? That's why you think you're different?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16You know, um,

0:04:16 > 0:04:21last week it was casual Friday at the office and I guess I forgot

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- and I wore a tie. - HE LAUGHS

0:04:23 > 0:04:25And, boy,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28did I feel different.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30It was... Yeah.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32The point is

0:04:32 > 0:04:34that's it not unusual to feel different,

0:04:34 > 0:04:40and those differences always lead us to our higher purpose.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Higher purpose?- Honey,

0:04:43 > 0:04:47even if you were adopted we would love you as much as we love Dexter.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Maybe more. Just remember, son,

0:04:50 > 0:04:54the people who love you no matter what, that's your family.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59OK. I'm gonna go practise.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Do you know the Bears made the only country song ever

0:05:02 > 0:05:04to be recorded in Polish?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Wow, really?! And did you know that nobody cares?!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Way to go, Doofus.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18You're totally wrecking this family.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Um, what are you talking about? SIGHS

0:05:21 > 0:05:24You really wanna know what I'm talking about?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31OK, this is my baby picture.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- This is yours.- Yeah?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36See this? This is my birth certificate.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Here's yours.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41The rangers used this to track you.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47So, what's your point?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Forget it. That...

0:05:53 > 0:05:55That's the day Mom and Dad got you.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58What do you mean...got me?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00I mean, picked you up, man. You were left alone.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03They brought you home,

0:06:03 > 0:06:07showed you some Barney videos and pretended you were their son.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09You don't belong here.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11SIGHS

0:06:31 > 0:06:35At Country Bear Hall you can be different

0:06:35 > 0:06:38and still fit in.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yep, different.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52SIGHS

0:06:55 > 0:06:57SIGHS

0:07:09 > 0:07:13# Sometimes it's just the going

0:07:14 > 0:07:16# You've got to go

0:07:16 > 0:07:21# And you don't even know if it's the right thing to do

0:07:23 > 0:07:27# Nobody else can be showing

0:07:27 > 0:07:29# Which way to go

0:07:29 > 0:07:34# And you're not even sure of where you're going to

0:07:34 > 0:07:37# It's a start

0:07:38 > 0:07:43# In your heart

0:07:44 > 0:07:48# Sometimes it's just the going. #

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Country Bear Hall!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Wow!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17HORN SOUNDS Whoa! Hey!

0:08:30 > 0:08:3425 cents?! Do you have change for 100?

0:08:34 > 0:08:39Hello, Reed. I thought you weren't coming back

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- until you could tear the place down. - That's four days away, Henry.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45The people that owned the bank before you

0:08:45 > 0:08:48didn't mind if I got behind on my payments.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- They cut me some slack.- Uh-huh.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53How far behind are you right now?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Er, six...

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- years.- Six years.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01£20,000. Must be tough.

0:09:01 > 0:09:06You had a good run, Henry, but good things must come to an end, luckily.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10That also applies to lame junky things like Country Bear Hall.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Do you like the sound of crunching wood? I do.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15SIGHS

0:09:15 > 0:09:18CREAKING

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Oh! - CREAKING

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Oh, like that's gonna help.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35CACKLES

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Oh, brother. - ENGINE STARTS

0:09:54 > 0:09:56If you're gonna stand there,

0:09:56 > 0:10:00you might as well give me a hand.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04SIGHS What's that?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07A sign.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Yeah, but...

0:10:09 > 0:10:13- destroy?- Right.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Well, they're gonna tear down Country Bear Hall.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21GASPS Tear down Country Bear Hall?

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Yeah.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Tear down Country Bear Hall?!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Er...

0:10:26 > 0:10:29yeah.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Sir. Officer Hamm. - Officer Cheets.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42- Hamm and Cheets.- Yeah. - LAUGHS

0:10:42 > 0:10:44We get that all the time.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Well, it's your name. - BOTH: Mm-hmm.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56I thought you officers might enjoy a little nibble of something.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Ah!- When I'm upset, I bake.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Please, help yourselves!

0:11:07 > 0:11:10OK, um, about your boy...

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Hmm. His name is Beary.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- B-A-R-R- - No.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18It's B-E-A-R...

0:11:18 > 0:11:21like in the German spelling of the name.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24SOBS Oh, man, are you kidding me?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Don't worry, young buck. We'll find your brother for you.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Here, now. There we go.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Now you're an honourary deputy.

0:11:34 > 0:11:39Gee, thanks. I'm sure all the kids on the playground will be impressed.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Well, don't arrest anybody.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Yeah, this place would fill up every weekend night.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Really?- I tell you, a lot of great music was on that stage.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55There's Flat and Scruggs, Liver Lips McGraw,

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Gomer, Jimi Hendrix opened here for Vanilla Fudge,

0:11:58 > 0:12:03but nobody, but nobody was like The Country Bears.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06The place would be packed. People sitting everywhere,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09even up in the rafters.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12You know, sometimes I climb up there just to hear the notes.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- What notes?- The music.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18The millions of notes that floated up there.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Some of the best darn notes ever.

0:12:22 > 0:12:27Well, why don't you stop them before they start to tear the place down?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Why? 20,000, that's why.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32You don't got it, I don't got it.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Goodbye Country Bear Hall.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37I can't raise that kind of cash.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Four days from now this place comes a-tumbling down.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Wait a minute.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Wait a minute!

0:12:50 > 0:12:55I got it! I heard that some people have a higher purpose in life.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Well...- I belong here.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00I belong here helping you save this place.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Nah.- And we can do it with a concert to raise the money.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05We can get the band back together!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Get the band back toge...? Get the... Get the...!- Ah-ha!

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Oh, that's the stupidest thing. Never in a million years.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14But this place, it's historic.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- No.- Notes in the rafters.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- No.- I know they'll do it. They can play a show.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Now, stop it, OK? Just forget it.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Stop it.- But wait, you're not...

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I said stop!

0:13:26 > 0:13:28It's over.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Dumb kid. Stupid idea.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Get the band back together.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- D'oh!- You could do that.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Oh, look, even if we found 'em... A concert?!

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Yeah, you need equipment and tickets and promotion

0:13:46 > 0:13:48and everything! I don't know.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- I could do that.- Oh, Al...

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Look, let's face it.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55In a week from now,

0:13:55 > 0:13:59some teenager's gonna be teaching us how to operate a deep fryer.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01SIGHS

0:14:01 > 0:14:03We could do that.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Does he have any distinguishing marks we can recognise him by?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- I, I... - Er, yeah.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14He's got thick brown hair...

0:14:14 > 0:14:16all over his body.

0:14:16 > 0:14:21Er, you know, I think I may have a recent photograph of him,

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- if that would help you out.- Oh!

0:14:24 > 0:14:26He looks like a fourth grader?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- That's right.- Yeah.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Cutie pie. SOBS

0:14:32 > 0:14:34OK, you know what?

0:14:34 > 0:14:38I'm gonna go to my room now and I'm gonna stay there until I'm 18.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- OK, we're all done here. - Are you going to find him?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Ma'am, we're gonna do more than that.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48How are we gonna do more than that?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Huh?- What are we gonna do, find him twice?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53All right.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Let's get mobile.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59# There's a town down the road

0:14:59 > 0:15:03# Where I ain't been before

0:15:05 > 0:15:08# Nobody knows my name

0:15:08 > 0:15:11# Or what I'm looking for

0:15:13 > 0:15:16# Maybe things will be a little different

0:15:16 > 0:15:19# Cos they can't stay the same...

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- # I'm gonna ease on down the road... # - Hmm? Hmm?

0:15:24 > 0:15:28# Where nobody knows my name... #

0:15:30 > 0:15:32SIGHS

0:15:32 > 0:15:35# If they think about me tonight

0:15:35 > 0:15:39# I know they won't miss the pain

0:15:40 > 0:15:44# Cos I'll be taking it down the road

0:15:44 > 0:15:48# Where nobody knows my name. #

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Yeah. CLEARS THROAT: Er, hmm, hey.

0:15:54 > 0:15:59- Henry?- Er, well, if we're gonna get the band back together,

0:15:59 > 0:16:01we're gonna need some transportation.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02GASPS

0:16:15 > 0:16:18LAUGHS Hey, Beary, meet Roadie.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Hi.- Have you seen my chicken?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- Er, no.- Get off my grass!

0:16:25 > 0:16:28He was making a mess on my grass.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32- I'm sorry, Big Al.- Yeah.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35The original Country Bear tour bus.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Whoa!- Yeah. - LAUGHS

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Wow! LAUGHS

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Oh, yeah. Pretty neat, huh?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Uh-huh. Wow.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Hey, er, get the place ready for the concert, Big Al!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54I'm counting on you.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Let's hit it, Roadie.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Don't you worry about nothing, Henry.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03You just go get them boys.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Oh, and be careful of my...

0:17:11 > 0:17:13..grass.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21CRASH!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24# So you wanna be a rock and roll star

0:17:24 > 0:17:28# Then, listen now to what I sing

0:17:28 > 0:17:30# Just get an electric guitar

0:17:30 > 0:17:33# And take some time and learn how to play

0:17:33 > 0:17:37# And in a week or two if you make the charts

0:17:37 > 0:17:39# The girls will tear you apart... #

0:17:39 > 0:17:44- So, is Fred still in show business? - Er, yeah, you could say that.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Hey, Fred.- Morning.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48- How's it going, Fred?- OK.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Excuse me.- Sorry, got to be part of the video shoot.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57I kind of am the video shoot.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Hmm. Oh, Krystal! Hey! Sorry.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I am so happy to see you.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Er, really? - Could you help me get my stuff?

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Yeah.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- What you been up to? - Oh, not much.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Playing my harmonica. - Really? You play?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Oh, yeah. I was a Country... - GRUNTS

0:18:16 > 0:18:18..Bear.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22The Fred.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Wait, wait, you're Fred Bedderhead?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Fred from the Country Bears?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Yeah. - Didn't you invent the stage dive?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Oh, yeah, but I'm too old for that now.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- LAUGHS - You're not too old.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37- You should play with us.- Huh?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Come on, Fred. Come on.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Show us what you got.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Well, all right, I s'pose. - LAUGHS

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Yeah.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53# Somebody call my sister

0:18:53 > 0:18:55# Tell her how much I miss her

0:18:55 > 0:18:59# Tell my brother to come home, too

0:19:00 > 0:19:03# Amplifiers humming

0:19:03 > 0:19:06# That drummer is drumming

0:19:06 > 0:19:10# A singer singing his song for you

0:19:10 > 0:19:12# Just when you think

0:19:12 > 0:19:15# There ain't no kitchen sink

0:19:15 > 0:19:17# They throw one in from way on out of view

0:19:17 > 0:19:20# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- # You... - Got some cutting up to do

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- # To do - To bring out the kid in you

0:19:25 > 0:19:27# You, ooh, ooh, ooh

0:19:27 > 0:19:30# I know that you do, come on

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- # You...- You

0:19:32 > 0:19:34# Turn the music up too, babe

0:19:34 > 0:19:37# Ah!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41# Left your home and family

0:19:41 > 0:19:44# To find out who you could be

0:19:44 > 0:19:47# And find out if the dream was real

0:19:47 > 0:19:51- # Yeah, yeah - Listen to the music

0:19:51 > 0:19:54# Show you how to use it

0:19:54 > 0:19:58# The dream is really how you feel Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:19:58 > 0:20:00# Just take a look

0:20:00 > 0:20:03# At all that time you took

0:20:03 > 0:20:07# Worrying about what is or isn't true

0:20:07 > 0:20:10# Oh, oh, oh, you

0:20:10 > 0:20:13- # Got to, got to...- Yeah - To bring out the kid in you

0:20:13 > 0:20:16# To bring out the kid in you. #

0:20:18 > 0:20:20PLAYS HARMONICA

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Wow! Look.- Huh?

0:20:24 > 0:20:25There he is.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27# Oh, I say

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- # You...- You - Got to, got to do

0:20:30 > 0:20:33# To bring out the kid in you

0:20:33 > 0:20:35# Bring it out, bring it out

0:20:35 > 0:20:37# Bring it out, bring it out

0:20:37 > 0:20:39# Got to believe

0:20:39 > 0:20:42# Say you've got to believe... #

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Stage dive, stage dive, stage dive.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Ooh! - CRASH!- Oof!

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Oh, Fred.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Hey, Fred, you all right?

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Er...ooh.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Er, the dive works better...

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Yeah, with an audience, right?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Yeah. - Yeah. Well, if you're all right,

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I've got to go get ready for the shoot.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- OK.- It was fun.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Sure was. I wish I could play some more.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15I might be able to help you out with that.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Huh? Henry?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Get the band back together?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23You can do it. You're Fred Bedderhead,

0:21:23 > 0:21:26the amazing, world-famous Fred Bedderhead!

0:21:26 > 0:21:28The Fred Bedderhead!

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Er, who is this guy?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh, that's Beary and he's right.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35But how you gonna get people to come to the show, Hen?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Why don't you go to Rip Holland? - Rip Holland?!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40The guy who stole the band from me?!

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Ah, call Rip! Yeah(!)

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Rip Holland.- Er, Rip?

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- SIGHS - Henry?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Yeah.- Oh, hey!

0:21:50 > 0:21:54How you doing, buddy? Long time, no talk, huh?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56So, you nearby?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Er, the boys and I are putting on this reunion show

0:21:59 > 0:22:01at Bear Hall this Saturday night.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Oh, I get it. I get it.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07You just called to gloat. Well, you listen to me...

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh, no, no, no, Rip. I called...

0:22:09 > 0:22:13- SIGHS - ..cos I thought we could put aside the old stuff

0:22:13 > 0:22:15and, er, well...

0:22:15 > 0:22:17..I was hoping you could promote the show.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21I don't know, um, but let me check my calendar.

0:22:25 > 0:22:30Well, it's gonna be a squeeze but I think a little juggling,

0:22:30 > 0:22:32I can fit it in.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Well, that's great. Ha-ha!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36This Saturday night at eight, then?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38You got it, Henry.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I am so back, baby!

0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Oh!- 'Excuse me, sir.'

0:22:43 > 0:22:48This is the last time I'm gonna tell you. You have to leave the store.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Yeah, right, like I need you.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- LAUGHS - Do you know who I am?

0:22:52 > 0:22:54I'm Rip Holland. Rip Holland!

0:22:54 > 0:22:56- That's ours.- Right.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Fred, you were the only one who wrote me.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04You know where any of the boys are?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Zeb never gave up the honey. Hangs out at a bar in Nuttville.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Oh, that's a nice scrapbook there, Beary.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Thanks.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20I've been working on it forever.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26I really like this picture. You used to have a lot of hair.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Er, yeah, well...

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Oh, look at this one.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Winning that talent show was our big break.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34What's an arm musician?

0:23:34 > 0:23:38- LAUGHS - Oh, that's Benny Bogswaggle. He was real talented.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41RASPS TUNE WITH ARMPIT

0:23:45 > 0:23:48- But he was a bad loser. - YELLING

0:23:48 > 0:23:50He hit Zeb with a chair.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58What's that?

0:23:58 > 0:24:01That there's a sign.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'm aware of that.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06"Reunion benefit concert."

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Er, watch the grass.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Where's Henry?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13In the Bears' bus... picking up the band.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- LAUGHS - You think he's...

0:24:16 > 0:24:19he's not actually serious?

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Oh, yeah. Even got Rip Holland to promote it.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Rip Holland, really?

0:24:25 > 0:24:27You bet. Come here.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30You see, Henry says

0:24:30 > 0:24:32if we do this here concert

0:24:32 > 0:24:36and we raise that 20,000,

0:24:36 > 0:24:39we can tell that little weasel banker to, er...

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Oops.- Tell the weasel what?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Er, er, over yonder.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48A monkey.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Hey!

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I'm chubby but I'm quick.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58LAUGHS

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Rip Holland?

0:25:17 > 0:25:20UPBEAT MUSIC

0:25:39 > 0:25:41This way.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Er, excuse me, miss.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Yep?

0:25:49 > 0:25:53Er, would you happen to know if there's a Zeb Zoober here?

0:25:53 > 0:25:57Zeb Zoober? The Zeb Zoober that sleeps on my floor?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59The Zeb Zoober that owes me 500?

0:25:59 > 0:26:02The Zeb Zoober that won't stop calling me Cha Cha?

0:26:02 > 0:26:04< Set me up, Cha Cha!

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Sounds like him.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Zeb Zoober. Can't get rid of Zeb Zoober.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Hmm. O-O-O-O-Oh!

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Wa-a-a-a-a-ah!

0:26:27 > 0:26:30- TUTS - Hey there, Zeb.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33A-A-A-A-A-Ah!

0:26:33 > 0:26:36O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh! Henry?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Fred?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Is that you? Oo-oo-ooh!

0:26:40 > 0:26:44Come on, Zeb, what do you say? You give up the honey and come with us.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Guys, even if I wanted to leave town, I couldn't.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51I owe Cha Cha there a lot of money.

0:26:51 > 0:26:56- I'm hungry. Want to split an order of salmon fingers?- Oh, Fred.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- How about twigs and berries? - GASPS

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Excuse me, ma'am.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09- Henry, what's that boy doing? - I don't know.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- OK. Deal.- Deal!

0:27:21 > 0:27:23You're Zeb Zoober.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Yeah, that may be true, but I, I...

0:27:27 > 0:27:29- Who is this guy? - Well, that's Beary.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33Er, ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention for a minute?

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Now, as most of you know,

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Zeb Zoober owes me a whole heap of money.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42Well, his little friend there has proposed a wager.

0:27:42 > 0:27:47My house band versus Zeb's fiddle, a little musical duel.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Now, if he wins, he owes me nothing.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53But if he loses, I get to keep the Country Bear tour bus.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55- ALL: What? - This should be good.

0:27:55 > 0:27:59Son, that bus is our only means of transportation!

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Not to mention that's where I raised my kids.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05Plus, I don't think you've all seen the house band.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14# Hey there, Bear I know you'd like a little honey

0:28:14 > 0:28:17# But your credit's no good, man You're out of money

0:28:17 > 0:28:20# I heard you can play the fiddle with the best

0:28:20 > 0:28:24# Well, I'm here putting you to the test

0:28:24 > 0:28:28# I'm hereby challenging you to a duel

0:28:28 > 0:28:30# With my guitar and your fiddle

0:28:30 > 0:28:33# You fuzzy fool. #

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Ha, ha, ha, that's my guy.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49# Well, hey there, mister, that was pretty good

0:28:49 > 0:28:52# For a local bartender in the neighbourhood

0:28:52 > 0:28:56# Well, I'm a little rusty now I admit

0:28:56 > 0:29:00# But I ain't afraid of you not one bit

0:29:00 > 0:29:03# I hereby accept your challenge to a duel

0:29:03 > 0:29:05# Your guitar and my fiddle

0:29:05 > 0:29:07# You crazy fool... #

0:29:07 > 0:29:11BOTH: # I'm only in it for the honey

0:29:11 > 0:29:14# It makes my head feel kind of funny

0:29:14 > 0:29:18# Gimme that golden nectar Straight from the bees

0:29:18 > 0:29:22# Bartender, gimme some of that please. #

0:29:22 > 0:29:24DISCORDANT NOTES

0:29:26 > 0:29:29Ya-a-a-ay!

0:29:31 > 0:29:33Better call a cab.

0:29:36 > 0:29:40# OK there, Mr Fuzzy, well, I guess that settles that

0:29:40 > 0:29:43# Leave your tour bus parked out front and the keys under the mat

0:29:43 > 0:29:46# Whoa, now, hold on just a minute

0:29:46 > 0:29:49# Hold that jive cos I can feel this fiddle

0:29:49 > 0:29:51# About to come alive. #

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Yay-hay-hay!

0:30:06 > 0:30:08AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:30:10 > 0:30:12That's not so good!

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Yeah!

0:30:33 > 0:30:36CROWD CHEERS

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Go, Zeb!

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Yeah. Go, Zeb! Whoo-hoo!

0:30:41 > 0:30:45- All right, Zeb.- Yeah!

0:30:46 > 0:30:48ROARS

0:30:48 > 0:30:50- Nice one, Zeb.- Yeah!

0:30:50 > 0:30:52CHEERING CONTINUES

0:30:57 > 0:31:00Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09# Broken lines

0:31:09 > 0:31:11# Broken strings

0:31:11 > 0:31:14# Broken threads, broken springs

0:31:14 > 0:31:16# Broken bottles

0:31:16 > 0:31:17# Broken heads

0:31:17 > 0:31:21# People sleeping in broken beds

0:31:21 > 0:31:25# Ain't no use jiving Ain't no use joking... #

0:31:26 > 0:31:28Oh, no!

0:31:29 > 0:31:31Oh, no!

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Oh, no!

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Country Bear Hall has been crushed.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37LAUGHS

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Oh, no!

0:31:54 > 0:31:57INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO

0:32:00 > 0:32:02PANTS

0:32:04 > 0:32:06What is that?

0:32:06 > 0:32:10That's a sign. Hmm.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12Not that. Is that Kentucky first dew?

0:32:12 > 0:32:15Ooh, sure is.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Hmm. Beautiful.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Have you seen this boy?

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Hmm. Yep.

0:32:23 > 0:32:27Only in real life,

0:32:27 > 0:32:29he's a lot bigger

0:32:29 > 0:32:34and not all tiny and flat like that.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36That's true.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38- Where is he? - Henry took him.- Henry took him?!

0:32:38 > 0:32:42In the bus...with Roadie.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44- Now, where can we find you? - Right here.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Or maybe,

0:32:47 > 0:32:50over there in a little while.

0:32:50 > 0:32:54Sometimes I'm by that tree.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56SNIFFS, SIGHS

0:32:56 > 0:32:59- Well, thank you very much.- You bet.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03- So, what do you think? Kidnapping? - Yep.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05Let's get mobile.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07You know, would it kill you just once to say,

0:33:07 > 0:33:10"Let's get going, partner", mix it up a little bit?

0:33:13 > 0:33:16They like you.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18LAUGHS

0:33:18 > 0:33:20HARMONICA AND FIDDLE PLAY

0:33:39 > 0:33:43Ah! This is the harp my daddy gave me.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45LAUGHS

0:33:55 > 0:33:57- Er, hey, Zeb. Zeb.- Huh?

0:33:57 > 0:34:00I was wondering whatever happened to Tennessee?

0:34:00 > 0:34:03I saw him a few years ago. He's still the same heart-broke,

0:34:03 > 0:34:05mixed-up, psycho, basket-case cry baby.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08- So, what's he doing? - He's a marriage counselllor.

0:34:08 > 0:34:12- Huh?- I'm tired. I've been with the baby all day.

0:34:12 > 0:34:16Look, I work all day. I get a lot of stress from my boss.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19I come home, I just wanna relax. Is that too much to ask?

0:34:19 > 0:34:22- I mean, what do you think? - What do I think?

0:34:22 > 0:34:25I think you two are so dang lucky to have each other.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29Oh, I'm sure you might fight over the dishes but at the end of the day...

0:34:29 > 0:34:32SOBS ..At least you're gonna be together. Not like me.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34Not like me and Trixie!

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Oh, I lost her.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40SOBS Trixie!

0:34:40 > 0:34:41CONTINUES TO SOB

0:34:41 > 0:34:45Oh, sweetheart. Oh, baby.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47INHALES I'm OK.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49SIGHS

0:34:49 > 0:34:53Ah! SOBS

0:34:53 > 0:34:55SOBS CONTINUE

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- I feel better.- He's good.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05Trixie. SOBS

0:35:05 > 0:35:07KNOCK ON DOOR Come in.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Huh? Don't tell me you're getting the band back together.

0:35:14 > 0:35:18Tennessee, we're getting the band back together.

0:35:18 > 0:35:21I'm sorry, boys.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23I just can't play the same,

0:35:23 > 0:35:25not without Trixie there. I...

0:35:25 > 0:35:28- Why did she break up with you? - Was it that sweater?

0:35:28 > 0:35:32Took off with some rich millionaire real-estate guy. A panda!

0:35:32 > 0:35:36Huh? What's with the pandas? They get everything.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38- You're telling me. - You sure it wasn't that sweater?

0:35:38 > 0:35:42- Zeb!- If I knew where she was I'd be there in a second.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45Oh, but even if I could play, who'd come?

0:35:45 > 0:35:49Nobody cares about The Country Bears no more. Nobody knows who we are.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Hey, how's everybody doing?

0:35:51 > 0:35:54Oh, my gosh. You're The Country Bears.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56You know who we are?

0:35:56 > 0:36:00Sure. You guys inspired me to go after my dream to become a singer.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03- Did you make it? - Yeah, Fred, she made it.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07- She works here for the free uniform. - GROWLS - Sorry, no offence.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10None taken. I'm still working on it.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12I even do one of your songs, Kick It Into Gear.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14# Kick it into gear

0:36:14 > 0:36:16# Sometimes you've just got to... #

0:36:16 > 0:36:20- ALL LAUGH - That old thing? - Roll the dust off that one.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Well, I kinda got my own arrangement.

0:36:22 > 0:36:26# Sometimes you've just got to kick it into gear... #

0:36:26 > 0:36:28ALL LAUGH Hey-hey!

0:36:28 > 0:36:31Hey, come on, sing it, come on!

0:36:35 > 0:36:38# When your grip keeps slipping and your clutch is gone

0:36:41 > 0:36:45# You're tired of spinning your wheels and your brains's full on... #

0:36:45 > 0:36:48ALL: # Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:36:48 > 0:36:51# Well, keep your asphalt under sunny side up

0:36:51 > 0:36:54# A gas credit card and a giant coffee cup

0:36:54 > 0:36:57# The rest of your life is gonna find you here

0:36:57 > 0:37:00# Get up on the highway and kick it into gear

0:37:00 > 0:37:03# Kick it into gear Kick it into gear

0:37:03 > 0:37:06# That's the only way you're gonna get on out of here

0:37:06 > 0:37:10# Kick it into gear Kick it into gear

0:37:10 > 0:37:12# Sometimes you've just got to kick it into gear. #

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Hey, I kinda like this song.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19Yeah! LAUGHS Yeah!

0:37:19 > 0:37:22# Hydromatic or a turbo drive... #

0:37:22 > 0:37:25ALL: # Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:37:25 > 0:37:29# Well, it ain't the destination it's the ride, ride, ride

0:37:31 > 0:37:35# Well, keep the heavy to the metal the rubber to the road

0:37:35 > 0:37:37# I hear your motor running it's about to explode

0:37:37 > 0:37:41# I'll still be waiting this time next year

0:37:41 > 0:37:44# Get on down the highway and kick it into gear

0:37:44 > 0:37:47# Kick it into gear Kick it into gear

0:37:47 > 0:37:50# That's the only way you're gonna get on out of here

0:37:50 > 0:37:53# Kick it into gear Kick it into gear

0:37:53 > 0:37:56# Sometimes you've just got to kick it into gear. #

0:37:56 > 0:37:58ALL: Whoa!

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Whoo!

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Oh, yeah.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24# Kick it into gear Kick it into gear

0:38:24 > 0:38:27# That's the only way you're gonna get on out of here

0:38:27 > 0:38:31- # Kick it into gear, kick it into gear. # - ALL: Kick it!

0:38:31 > 0:38:34# Sometimes you've got to, yeah

0:38:34 > 0:38:37# Kick it into gear kick it into gear

0:38:37 > 0:38:40# That's the only way you're gonna get on out of here

0:38:40 > 0:38:43# Kick it into gear kick it into gear

0:38:46 > 0:38:50# Sometimes you've just got to kick it into gear. #

0:38:50 > 0:38:52- BELL RINGS - Order up!

0:38:54 > 0:38:56So, how do you boys like your eggs?

0:38:56 > 0:38:59- GRUNTS - Hot!

0:38:59 > 0:39:01- Like us! - ALL LAUGH Yeah.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04I guess people do remember us.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07- GASPS - Yeah! Henry's even on TV.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09'Police believe this man is involved

0:39:09 > 0:39:12'in the abduction of this ten-year-old boy.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15'They also believe his accomplices are this man,

0:39:15 > 0:39:19'this man and this chicken who are all travelling in this bus.'

0:39:19 > 0:39:21ALL GASP

0:39:21 > 0:39:24'We will keep you updated on Bus Watch!'

0:39:24 > 0:39:27- Oh, no.- You guys are kidnappers?

0:39:27 > 0:39:31- Of course not, Zeb.- Guys,

0:39:31 > 0:39:34I think we have a problem.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36Hmm? ALL GASP

0:39:36 > 0:39:39- How many?- Two, please.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42- CLATTERING - Right this way.

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Here you go.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Suspicious activity at two o'clock.

0:39:57 > 0:40:01How could you possibly know that?

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Look!

0:40:09 > 0:40:11Let's get mo... Let's go.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24SIRENS WAIL, TYRES SCREECH

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Pull over, pull over!

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Pull over immediately or, er,

0:40:34 > 0:40:37or, or, or what?

0:40:37 > 0:40:40- Or we'll make you. - Or we'll make you pull over.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43- Shake these fellas.- Shake 'em.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47ALL YELL

0:40:52 > 0:40:55TYRES SCREECH Whoa!

0:40:57 > 0:41:00GROANS Whoa!

0:41:01 > 0:41:04- I'm scared.- All right, it's time to lose these guys.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07- I need honey. - How about a little thing

0:41:07 > 0:41:09I call "hiding in the car wash."

0:41:09 > 0:41:11- How's that work? - We hide in the car wash.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14- Oh! - ALL YELL

0:41:29 > 0:41:32Whoa! I lost 'em.

0:41:32 > 0:41:35What do you mean you lost 'em. How do you lose a bus?

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Bingo, nine o'clock.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43SIRENS WAIL

0:41:45 > 0:41:47# Car Wash - Rose Royce. #

0:41:53 > 0:41:56- Oh, yeah, we got 'em, baby. Oh, we got 'em. - LAUGHS

0:41:59 > 0:42:01You guys, they're right behind us.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03Hit it, Roadie.

0:42:03 > 0:42:07- Henry.- Yeah?- We're in a car wash.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09- Where are they?- Where'd they go?

0:42:09 > 0:42:11I don't know. I can't see anything. Can you?

0:42:11 > 0:42:14- No. Put your window down. - Think I should?

0:42:14 > 0:42:16- Yes, it's all right, it's police business.- Right.

0:42:18 > 0:42:22- You see 'em yet? - Argh!- Oh! Oh! Cheets!

0:42:22 > 0:42:25- YELLS - You OK? Cheets?

0:42:25 > 0:42:28- Help!- Cheets! Cheets!

0:42:28 > 0:42:30- GRUNTS - Ooh! Ow!

0:42:30 > 0:42:33- Help! Whoa!- Whoa!

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Oh! Oh! Cheets!

0:42:35 > 0:42:38- GRUNTS - Whoa, man. Oh!

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Help me!

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Whoa, man.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45Oh, oh, Cheets! Cheets!

0:42:45 > 0:42:47I'm coming, man.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Oh, God, I have soap in my eyes.

0:42:49 > 0:42:52- Oh!- Oh, no. O-O-O-O-O-Oh! Cheets.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Hold on. Hold on, Cheets. I'm coming.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57Help me, Hamm!

0:42:57 > 0:42:59Cheets, where are you, partner?

0:42:59 > 0:43:01- Ah, I can't swim! - BLOWS WHISTLE

0:43:01 > 0:43:03YELLS

0:43:03 > 0:43:05GRUNTS

0:43:12 > 0:43:14- Look out!- What?

0:43:15 > 0:43:17- Help! - LAUGHS

0:43:17 > 0:43:20ALARM SOUNDS, BOTH YELL

0:43:21 > 0:43:23Oh, man, I don't believe it.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25BOTH YELL

0:43:44 > 0:43:46BOTH LAUGH

0:43:51 > 0:43:53BOTH YELL

0:44:07 > 0:44:09Your hair...

0:44:09 > 0:44:11Your hair looks ridiculous.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16My hair? Your moustache.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18- What about it?- It was a fake?!

0:44:19 > 0:44:22LAUGHS

0:44:22 > 0:44:24You still got it, Roadie.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26You, too, Mr Chicken.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28CLUCKS

0:44:28 > 0:44:31Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:44:31 > 0:44:34Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:44:34 > 0:44:36Whoo-hoo!

0:44:46 > 0:44:50Hey, Dex, it's me, Beary.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53Beary? You are in so much trouble.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55It's kinda cool.

0:44:55 > 0:45:00Are Mom and Dad, er, I mean, Mr and Mrs Barrington there?

0:45:00 > 0:45:03No! They're out looking for you, Doofus!

0:45:03 > 0:45:05Oh! Well...

0:45:05 > 0:45:08..tell them I haven't been kidnapped or anything

0:45:08 > 0:45:10and I'm OK.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12I figured out my higher purpose.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14I'm getting The Country Bears back together

0:45:14 > 0:45:16for a concert at Country Bear Hall.

0:45:16 > 0:45:20- You're not.- I don't care if you don't believe me, but it's true.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23I just wanted them to know that I was OK.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25OK, you know, fine.

0:45:25 > 0:45:28Just, when are you coming home?

0:45:28 > 0:45:30I'm not.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32You're right, Dex.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34I gotta face facts. We're different.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36I don't belong there.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38I never did.

0:45:38 > 0:45:42Beary, what are you talking about?

0:45:42 > 0:45:44Dex, you can keep my GameBoy.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48- SIGHS - Beary...

0:45:48 > 0:45:50SIGHS

0:45:50 > 0:45:52Look, you're...

0:45:55 > 0:45:58LAUGHTER 'So long, Country Bear.'

0:45:58 > 0:46:01- SHOOTING ON TV - 'Whoa, what the...?

0:46:01 > 0:46:03'Look, he's shooting a ray gun at us.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05- 'Come on, let's run.' - ALL YELL

0:46:05 > 0:46:09'Fred, your harmonica might disrupt the alien's brain wave.

0:46:09 > 0:46:11'Blow. Blow, Fred, blow.'

0:46:11 > 0:46:13HARMONICA PLAYS 'Argh, that noise!'

0:46:13 > 0:46:15SCREAMS, CRASH!

0:46:15 > 0:46:18ALL: Bear power!

0:46:18 > 0:46:20FANFARE

0:46:21 > 0:46:23That was bad.

0:46:32 > 0:46:34'Appearing tonight, Trixie St Claire.'

0:46:34 > 0:46:37Oh, man!

0:46:37 > 0:46:40Tennessee! Tennessee!

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Remember when you said you'd do anything to find Trixie?

0:46:43 > 0:46:45To get her back?

0:46:45 > 0:46:47Well, guess what?

0:46:54 > 0:46:56Thank you...

0:46:56 > 0:46:58YELLING ON TV

0:46:58 > 0:47:01..for not listening(!)

0:47:01 > 0:47:03CLEARS THROAT: Oh, well, I am.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06- GASPS - Tennessee!

0:47:06 > 0:47:08SIGHS

0:47:09 > 0:47:11Guys, listen up...

0:47:12 > 0:47:15This next song was written by an old friend of mine.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17He wrote it a long time ago

0:47:17 > 0:47:20when he was my...

0:47:20 > 0:47:24..in a band called The Country Bears.

0:47:24 > 0:47:26Whoo-hoo! Bears rock!

0:47:29 > 0:47:31# Did I lose your love

0:47:31 > 0:47:34# A long time ago?

0:47:34 > 0:47:37# Or did I just wear it out?

0:47:37 > 0:47:39# Baby, I don't know... #

0:47:42 > 0:47:46SIGHS

0:47:46 > 0:47:50Oh, Trixie, I'm all a mess on account of how much I miss you.

0:47:50 > 0:47:53- I know...- Tennessee.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59Oh!

0:48:07 > 0:48:10# Cos it seems like any more

0:48:10 > 0:48:13# We're not on the same page

0:48:13 > 0:48:15# In the same book

0:48:15 > 0:48:18# Or on the same stage

0:48:19 > 0:48:21# Don't look at me

0:48:21 > 0:48:24# Like I'm a stranger now

0:48:24 > 0:48:26# Have I changed that much?

0:48:26 > 0:48:29# Baby, tell me how... #

0:48:30 > 0:48:34BOTH: # We said forever For always, for good. #

0:48:34 > 0:48:36SOBS

0:48:36 > 0:48:39- Oh, stop your blubbering, Fred. - It's so cute.

0:48:39 > 0:48:43# Can love stand the test

0:48:43 > 0:48:45# Of time that surrounds us

0:48:45 > 0:48:48# Moments that astound us

0:48:50 > 0:48:54# Can love stand the test

0:48:54 > 0:48:56# Of time that surrounds us

0:48:56 > 0:48:59# Moments that astound us

0:48:59 > 0:49:02# Joy and happiness

0:49:04 > 0:49:08# Joy and happiness

0:49:10 > 0:49:13# Joy and happiness. #

0:49:16 > 0:49:18- Yeah! - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:49:23 > 0:49:26I think we just got Tennessee.

0:49:26 > 0:49:29They're great. They were always great.

0:49:29 > 0:49:32Better than The Eagles.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34PHONE RINGS

0:49:38 > 0:49:42- Yeah? - 'Er, er, yeah, er...'- Hello?

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Ted? Ted, it's, er, it's Henry.

0:49:45 > 0:49:47- Eh?- Henry Taylor.

0:49:48 > 0:49:50What do you want, Henry?

0:49:50 > 0:49:53Yeah, well, er, well, Ted, look, er,

0:49:53 > 0:49:57I'm sort of in a bind here, and, er, I was, er, yeah...

0:49:57 > 0:50:00Well, hey, hey, this is exciting.

0:50:00 > 0:50:03Er, we're getting the band back together for a benefit show.

0:50:03 > 0:50:05- LAUGHS - Great, huh?

0:50:05 > 0:50:09What? Get the... Get the band back together?

0:50:09 > 0:50:13- Yeah-ha! - RASPS- "I'm going in a tunnel, I'm losing ya."

0:50:13 > 0:50:15BEEP!

0:50:15 > 0:50:18- DIALLING TONE - OK, Ted, good.

0:50:18 > 0:50:20- Thank you very much. - LAUGHS

0:50:21 > 0:50:23Well?

0:50:23 > 0:50:25Oh, he's in.

0:50:36 > 0:50:38BRAKES SQUEAK

0:50:41 > 0:50:43Hoo-ee! Razzle-dazzle!

0:50:43 > 0:50:46Looks like Ted has done pretty good for hisself.

0:50:46 > 0:50:49Why don't you just borrow the 20,000 from him, Hen?

0:50:49 > 0:50:51It don't look like he'd miss it much.

0:50:51 > 0:50:54Guys, one thing at a time, OK? Just one thing at a time.

0:50:54 > 0:50:57Gotta do everything here.

0:50:57 > 0:50:59- BEEPING - All right. Hello?

0:50:59 > 0:51:02Hello, we're looking for a Ted Bedderhead.

0:51:02 > 0:51:05- Two orders of French fries and a shake. - LAUGHS

0:51:05 > 0:51:08- Fred.- What?

0:51:08 > 0:51:10Oh!

0:51:10 > 0:51:12Er, excuse me.

0:51:12 > 0:51:15Excuse me?

0:51:16 > 0:51:18SIGHS

0:51:23 > 0:51:25- Can I help you?- Er, yeah.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28Er, Ted Bedderhead. He's an old friend of mine.

0:51:28 > 0:51:31- LAUGHS - Is he here? - No, he's, er, not here.

0:51:31 > 0:51:35- He's at the country club at the wedding.- Oh, yeah, country club.

0:51:35 > 0:51:39- Well, thank you. - You're the Country Bears, right?

0:51:39 > 0:51:41- Yeah!- Yeah!- Well, I'm...

0:51:41 > 0:51:44Yeah, you're a big fan. We get it all the time.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46That's real nice, but, we gotta run, thank you.

0:51:46 > 0:51:49Come on, Beary. Come on, Beary.

0:51:49 > 0:51:51Bye. SIGHS

0:51:51 > 0:51:54That guy looks a lot like Elton John.

0:51:54 > 0:51:56Nah, Elton John's taller.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03- Keep your eyes open for some clues. - Ah-ha.

0:52:03 > 0:52:05Ah, gimme a minute, Hamm.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09TUTS

0:52:09 > 0:52:11Yeah.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14How's it look?

0:52:18 > 0:52:20I'll find a mirror.

0:52:26 > 0:52:29Ted may be a little surprised to see us

0:52:29 > 0:52:31so, er, let me do the talking, all right?

0:52:31 > 0:52:34I thought you said he knew we was coming.

0:52:34 > 0:52:39He does but let's not embarrass him in front of his rich friends.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41It wasn't me, it was the chicken.

0:52:41 > 0:52:43Come on, Fred. Let's find your brother.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45Yeah, my brother.

0:52:45 > 0:52:49Er, I'm gonna go get something to eat first, yeah.

0:52:49 > 0:52:52- Yeah, eat first. - Right behind you, big guy.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54Yeah.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06Maybe he's not here.

0:53:15 > 0:53:17- Hi.- How do?

0:53:17 > 0:53:20Your hair is very pretty.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23Nice shade of blue, like a whale belly.

0:53:23 > 0:53:26You, too. Bye-bye now.

0:53:26 > 0:53:28CHUCKLES

0:53:28 > 0:53:29GASPS

0:53:29 > 0:53:31BEARY LAUGHS

0:53:31 > 0:53:33SIGHS

0:53:33 > 0:53:38No, no, no, no, no!

0:53:38 > 0:53:40- LAUGHS - Hey, there, er...

0:53:42 > 0:53:46- ..Ted. - What are you doing here, Henry?

0:53:46 > 0:53:48- Er, well...- Wow, Ted Bedderhead!

0:53:48 > 0:53:50No, no, no, ssh!

0:53:50 > 0:53:52I'm such a big fan.

0:53:52 > 0:53:56It's great you're gonna play in the show and save Country Bear Hall.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59- Play the show? Henry!- No.

0:53:59 > 0:54:03No, no, no. Well, we just thought we'd drop by

0:54:03 > 0:54:06- and see if we all...- We? All?

0:54:06 > 0:54:08They're here? Uh!

0:54:08 > 0:54:10Oh, yeah.

0:54:10 > 0:54:13GRUNTS

0:54:13 > 0:54:15But, I just...

0:54:15 > 0:54:19So the bear said you gonna kill that before you eat it?

0:54:19 > 0:54:21- ALL LAUGH - You guys!

0:54:21 > 0:54:23You, out!

0:54:23 > 0:54:25- Come on now.- Ted!- Geez!

0:54:25 > 0:54:28- Hello, brother.- Out, out!

0:54:28 > 0:54:30- Oh, OK. All right.- Sorry, ma'am.

0:54:30 > 0:54:33- Oh, geez.- Get out of here, come on.

0:54:33 > 0:54:38What, what, what makes you think I'd get back together with you guys?

0:54:38 > 0:54:41- I, er...- Look,

0:54:41 > 0:54:45that's where I started out. I'm not going back.

0:54:45 > 0:54:48When I said I was finished, I meant it. I'm finished.

0:54:48 > 0:54:50But, Mr Bedderhead, we...

0:54:50 > 0:54:54we need everyone to make this happen and we need you.

0:54:54 > 0:54:56Now, listen, kid,

0:54:56 > 0:54:58er, who is this guy?

0:54:58 > 0:55:00ALL: That's Beary.

0:55:00 > 0:55:03Er, no, no, no, no, no.

0:55:03 > 0:55:06That's a long time ago, kid. Things change.

0:55:06 > 0:55:10Frankly, your little nostalgic field trip,

0:55:10 > 0:55:12- you know, it's kind of pathetic. - Well,

0:55:12 > 0:55:15maybe it was.

0:55:15 > 0:55:17Sorry to have bothered you, Ted.

0:55:17 > 0:55:19People are waiting for me. You found your way in,

0:55:19 > 0:55:22you can find your way out!

0:55:22 > 0:55:24Hmm!

0:55:24 > 0:55:27- That guy's turned into a real - - HEN SQUAWKS

0:55:27 > 0:55:30- SIGHS - I'm gonna go get the bus.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33My mistake, everyone.

0:55:33 > 0:55:36Don't know what I was thinking.

0:55:36 > 0:55:38It's not your fault, Henry. It's mine.

0:55:38 > 0:55:41This whole thing was my idea.

0:55:41 > 0:55:44No, no, now it's nobody's fault, but it might as well be mine!

0:55:44 > 0:55:47- Tennessee.- Right.

0:55:47 > 0:55:50Come on, Fred.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59SIGHS

0:55:59 > 0:56:01This ain't right.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03SIGHS

0:56:03 > 0:56:05UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

0:56:07 > 0:56:09# Ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra

0:56:13 > 0:56:15# Ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra

0:56:15 > 0:56:18# It's not unusual to be loved by anyone

0:56:18 > 0:56:21- # Ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra - # It's not unusual

0:56:21 > 0:56:23# To have fun with anyone

0:56:24 > 0:56:28# But when I see you hanging about with anyone

0:56:30 > 0:56:32# It's not unusual

0:56:32 > 0:56:34# To see me cry

0:56:34 > 0:56:36# Oh, I wanna die

0:56:36 > 0:56:39# Ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra... #

0:56:39 > 0:56:42MUSIC STOPS SLOWLY

0:56:45 > 0:56:48You...? You're a wedding singer?

0:56:48 > 0:56:52- Yeah. - This, this ain't your party?

0:56:52 > 0:56:55- Nope.- So, you're not rich?

0:56:55 > 0:56:59- Yeah. - And you still won't play with us?

0:56:59 > 0:57:01Nope, I'm not going!

0:57:01 > 0:57:04Oh, Ted.

0:57:04 > 0:57:06You don't gotta lie to us.

0:57:06 > 0:57:08You're family.

0:57:08 > 0:57:11And you're going!

0:57:12 > 0:57:15When the kidnappers call just agree with whatever they say.

0:57:15 > 0:57:18I already told you guys, he hasn't been kidnapped.

0:57:18 > 0:57:21- He's with The Country Bears. - Listen to me, son,

0:57:21 > 0:57:23they'll be keeping him in an underground layout

0:57:23 > 0:57:26high up in a building till they get their ransom, OK?

0:57:26 > 0:57:28Would you guys listen to me?

0:57:28 > 0:57:31There won't be a ransom. He's with The Country Bears.

0:57:31 > 0:57:34They're doing a concert tonight at Country Bear Hall.

0:57:34 > 0:57:38They just said that to distract you, sports fan. Besides,

0:57:38 > 0:57:41The Country Bears back together?

0:57:41 > 0:57:45Son, listen. Leave the police work to the professionals, OK?

0:57:45 > 0:57:48Sure, just tell me when they get here.

0:57:48 > 0:57:51- Pff! Great kid.- He's a keeper.- Yeah.

0:57:52 > 0:57:55All these years, I haven't been able to face you guys.

0:57:56 > 0:57:58I've pretty much lost everything.

0:57:58 > 0:58:01So I've been trying to make a buck

0:58:01 > 0:58:03singing at weddings and stuff.

0:58:03 > 0:58:06At least you're not doing kids' birthday parties.

0:58:06 > 0:58:08ALL LAUGH

0:58:08 > 0:58:10- Er...I am. - ALL: Really?

0:58:10 > 0:58:14But we saw your house? Your gardener?

0:58:14 > 0:58:18That's not my gardener. That's Elton John.

0:58:18 > 0:58:21- Told you!- I rent a room over the garage from him.

0:58:21 > 0:58:24Well, now, brother, that's OK,

0:58:24 > 0:58:26cos we're all together again.

0:58:26 > 0:58:30Whoa, whoa! Just cos I'm telling the truth doesn't mean I'm dumb!

0:58:30 > 0:58:33- Huh?- Roadie, stop the bus.

0:58:33 > 0:58:36OK, have you rehearsed?

0:58:36 > 0:58:38What songs you gonna do?

0:58:38 > 0:58:40Who's doing sound?

0:58:40 > 0:58:42We ain't exactly figured all that out yet.

0:58:42 > 0:58:44Same old Country Bears.

0:58:44 > 0:58:47Come on, Ted, you do kind of owe us.

0:58:47 > 0:58:51- You were the reason we broke up. - Well, there it is.

0:58:51 > 0:58:55Knew that was coming up. I'm the reason we stayed together, Zeb.

0:58:55 > 0:58:59Did any of you, any of you ever thank me?

0:58:59 > 0:59:01We all had our jobs to do, Ted.

0:59:01 > 0:59:03Oh, right. Drinking,

0:59:03 > 0:59:06blubbering, and staring into space.

0:59:06 > 0:59:09- ALL GASP - What we were

0:59:09 > 0:59:11was years ago.

0:59:11 > 0:59:13- Blubbering, ah... - Well, you were blubbering.

0:59:13 > 0:59:15Well, OK, there, honey bear.

0:59:15 > 0:59:18- All right, all right, you guys. - Hey, hey, hey, guys!

0:59:18 > 0:59:21You know,

0:59:21 > 0:59:23in People magazine, April 1983,

0:59:23 > 0:59:25you all said that the Bears was your family.

0:59:25 > 0:59:29- And like a family...- Kid, that's just a bunch of meaningless publicity.

0:59:29 > 0:59:33You don't know nothing about the real Bears, understand?

0:59:33 > 0:59:37Nothing! We are not a family.

0:59:37 > 0:59:39You're right.

0:59:39 > 0:59:41This isn't a family,

0:59:41 > 0:59:45cos the people who love you no matter what,

0:59:45 > 0:59:47that's your family.

0:59:49 > 0:59:52- SIGHS - Who told you that, Beary?

0:59:52 > 0:59:54My dad.

0:59:59 > 1:00:01My dad!

1:00:06 > 1:00:08- What, what?- Hold on, Beary.

1:00:48 > 1:00:50DOOR CREAKS

1:00:53 > 1:00:55Mom!

1:00:55 > 1:00:58- Beary. - CRASH!

1:01:01 > 1:01:03Beary!

1:01:04 > 1:01:07Beary, Beary, Beary. Oh, there's my good boy.

1:01:07 > 1:01:10Are you all right? Did they hurt you?

1:01:10 > 1:01:12Brainwash you? How many fingers can you see?

1:01:12 > 1:01:16- I'm fine, Mom. - Oh, honey! Norbert, Norbert!

1:01:16 > 1:01:18Yeah, hon, what is it?

1:01:18 > 1:01:20Hi, Dad.

1:01:20 > 1:01:23O-O-O-O-Oh, Beary!

1:01:23 > 1:01:25Oh, Beary, Beary, my Beary boy.

1:01:25 > 1:01:27Oh!

1:01:27 > 1:01:29ALL LAUGH

1:01:29 > 1:01:31- Hey.- Hey, Doofus!

1:01:31 > 1:01:34- Hey, Dex.- Look who's home.

1:01:38 > 1:01:42ALL LAUGH Hey!

1:01:44 > 1:01:47Oh, Beary left his stuff.

1:01:47 > 1:01:49Hmm.

1:01:49 > 1:01:53"My hero by Beary Barrington, fourth grade.

1:01:53 > 1:01:56"My hero is really heroes,

1:01:56 > 1:01:59"and my heroes are The Country Bears.

1:02:01 > 1:02:04"Whenever I'm sad I play one of their songs

1:02:04 > 1:02:07"and I forget why I was even sad at all.

1:02:07 > 1:02:09"And if you met my brother

1:02:09 > 1:02:12"you'd know why I was always sad."

1:02:12 > 1:02:15- Hmm. - "I can't really say Zeb is my hero,

1:02:15 > 1:02:18"or Fred, or Ted, or even Tennessee,

1:02:18 > 1:02:20"but, as The Country Bears,

1:02:20 > 1:02:22"what they can do together

1:02:22 > 1:02:25"makes them my heroes.

1:02:26 > 1:02:28"I'd like to meet them someday.

1:02:28 > 1:02:31"That would be cool."

1:02:33 > 1:02:36It says here, A+,

1:02:36 > 1:02:39but it's everything about The Country Bears.

1:02:40 > 1:02:42Hey, Beary's a sharp little guy.

1:02:42 > 1:02:45This morning he told me something else.

1:02:46 > 1:02:49Mr Chicken...is a girl.

1:02:49 > 1:02:51LAUGHS

1:02:54 > 1:02:57This is a pretty straightforward demolition, Mr Thimple.

1:02:57 > 1:03:01Take about a half hour to bulldoze her to the ground.

1:03:01 > 1:03:03Oh, yes. Do that.

1:03:03 > 1:03:06CLUCKING, MOOING

1:03:14 > 1:03:16- DOORBELL RINGS - Dex, would you get that?

1:03:16 > 1:03:20- OK.- And tell Beary to come down for some pie.

1:03:20 > 1:03:22Beary, pie!

1:03:33 > 1:03:35Er, Beary,

1:03:35 > 1:03:38hey, that Ted guy is here.

1:03:38 > 1:03:42- You want me to kick him out? - Ted? Ted Bedderhead?

1:03:42 > 1:03:44- He's here?- Yeah.

1:03:49 > 1:03:51Er...

1:03:53 > 1:03:56You, er, you left your stuff on the bus.

1:03:56 > 1:03:59You can keep it. I don't want it.

1:03:59 > 1:04:03Um, look, I, er...

1:04:03 > 1:04:07Hmm. I hope you know how lucky you are.

1:04:07 > 1:04:11It only took you three days to understand something

1:04:11 > 1:04:13that took me ten years

1:04:13 > 1:04:16- to figure out.- What's that?

1:04:16 > 1:04:19Mr Chicken IS a girl.

1:04:19 > 1:04:22What? LAUGHS

1:04:22 > 1:04:24- LAUGHS - Gotcha!

1:04:26 > 1:04:30Really, I wanna tell you that I'm...sorry.

1:04:30 > 1:04:32I was mad.

1:04:32 > 1:04:35Not at you...and I'm sorry.

1:04:35 > 1:04:39And that thing you wrote in your journal about us

1:04:39 > 1:04:41being great when we're together,

1:04:41 > 1:04:43it's true.

1:04:43 > 1:04:45GASPS

1:04:45 > 1:04:47- You're gonna do the show?- Nah,

1:04:47 > 1:04:49we're not doing the show.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54Not without you.

1:04:54 > 1:04:57Whoo-hoo!

1:04:57 > 1:04:59Y'all come with me.

1:04:59 > 1:05:02We can all ride together on the...

1:05:02 > 1:05:04- bus?- The bus was stolen.

1:05:04 > 1:05:06It was that Thimple fella.

1:05:06 > 1:05:09- LAUGHS - Come on, move along.

1:05:09 > 1:05:11Move it, come on. What are you waiting for?

1:05:11 > 1:05:15- I'm definitely changing banks. - I hate it when we lose a customer.

1:05:15 > 1:05:18We have to find them! They have to do that show.

1:05:18 > 1:05:21Beary, Beary, your stuff was on that bus, right?

1:05:21 > 1:05:23- Yeah.- All your stuff?

1:05:31 > 1:05:35- We can track them with this. - Yeah.- Come on, let's go, let's go.

1:05:35 > 1:05:37ALL TALK AT ONCE

1:05:37 > 1:05:39- All right.- OK. In you go.

1:05:40 > 1:05:43Hey, hey, hey, no, no! Sto-o-o-op!

1:05:43 > 1:05:45I have a better idea!

1:05:53 > 1:05:55Whoa!

1:05:55 > 1:05:57Easy, Captain.

1:05:59 > 1:06:01Go on, get in there! Get in there!

1:06:01 > 1:06:03Why are you doing this?

1:06:03 > 1:06:06I can't have that show.

1:06:06 > 1:06:10I can't have you ruin what I've been working on for 30 years.

1:06:10 > 1:06:13- 30 years?- Which way?!

1:06:13 > 1:06:15Just, er, go straight.

1:06:15 > 1:06:18- GRUNTS - OK, take a right, take a right here.

1:06:18 > 1:06:20ALL: Whoa!

1:06:20 > 1:06:24- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - TYRES SCREECH

1:06:24 > 1:06:26Whoa!

1:06:26 > 1:06:28Oh! Oh!

1:06:28 > 1:06:30Whoa, my kidneys.

1:06:30 > 1:06:33- What's the problem, bub? - You ruined my life!

1:06:33 > 1:06:36Well, it's not our fault you became a banker.

1:06:36 > 1:06:39- Not that. - What are you talking about?

1:06:39 > 1:06:41This!

1:06:42 > 1:06:44- Ha!- Whoa!- What's he doing?

1:06:44 > 1:06:46I don't know.

1:06:46 > 1:06:49What, what, what are you doing? What's he doing?

1:06:49 > 1:06:53- LAUGHS - Huh?

1:06:53 > 1:06:55- ALL GASP - This!

1:06:55 > 1:06:58RASPS TUNE WITH ARMPIT

1:07:09 > 1:07:12Oh, my word! You're Benny Bogswaggle!

1:07:13 > 1:07:16- ALL GASP - The armpit...!

1:07:16 > 1:07:19That's right. The sweet innocent kid

1:07:19 > 1:07:24- you jerks beat all those years back. - You hit me with a chair!

1:07:24 > 1:07:28Ever since that day I've been plotting my revenge,

1:07:28 > 1:07:32waiting for the day I'd destroy the place that brought me misery. Well,

1:07:32 > 1:07:34that day

1:07:34 > 1:07:37- is tonight! - LAUGHS

1:07:37 > 1:07:41- ALL: No, no, no, no, no! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:07:41 > 1:07:43ALL MURMUR

1:07:45 > 1:07:47- Left, left.- And pulling the boat!

1:07:47 > 1:07:49- Left, left!- Whoa!

1:07:51 > 1:07:54MUMBLES

1:07:54 > 1:07:58- TYRES SCREECH - Whoa!

1:07:58 > 1:08:00- Go right, go right.- Turn right.

1:08:00 > 1:08:02- Go right, Dad.- Yeah.

1:08:02 > 1:08:05Watch out! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1:08:05 > 1:08:08O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh! No, no, no!

1:08:08 > 1:08:11No-o-o-o-o!

1:08:14 > 1:08:17- PHONE RINGS - We're right on top of it.

1:08:17 > 1:08:19Oh, danger!

1:08:19 > 1:08:22TYRES SCREECH The bus!

1:08:22 > 1:08:24- Dad!- Whoa!

1:08:36 > 1:08:38ALL YELL

1:08:44 > 1:08:46CLINK!

1:08:48 > 1:08:50HE PANTS

1:08:50 > 1:08:53- That was pretty nifty.- Yeah.

1:08:53 > 1:08:55Thanks.

1:08:55 > 1:08:58What do you say we go show Thimple who's boss?

1:08:58 > 1:09:02- ALL: Yeah! - Bear...

1:09:02 > 1:09:05- power! - GROWLS

1:09:05 > 1:09:09- Sorry.- Yeah. Let's go!

1:09:12 > 1:09:14SCREAMING

1:09:17 > 1:09:20Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

1:09:20 > 1:09:22# We're an American band

1:09:22 > 1:09:25# We're an American band

1:09:26 > 1:09:28# We're coming to your town

1:09:28 > 1:09:32# We'll help you party it down We're an American band. #

1:09:34 > 1:09:36PIANO PLAYS

1:09:38 > 1:09:42# I hope the day will be a lighter highway

1:09:44 > 1:09:48# For friends are found on every road

1:09:50 > 1:09:54# Can you ever think of any better way

1:09:56 > 1:10:00# For the lost and weary travellers to go?

1:10:03 > 1:10:06# Making friends

1:10:06 > 1:10:08# For the world to see

1:10:10 > 1:10:12# Let the people know

1:10:12 > 1:10:14# You got what you need

1:10:16 > 1:10:18# With a friend at hand

1:10:18 > 1:10:21# You will see the light

1:10:21 > 1:10:23- # If your friends... # - Here we are.

1:10:23 > 1:10:25Open the door, open the door.

1:10:25 > 1:10:28Watch your step, Beary. Come on, guys.

1:10:28 > 1:10:30I can't wait to see the old place.

1:10:30 > 1:10:32- GASPS - Hey, where is everybody?

1:10:33 > 1:10:36What's going on?

1:10:36 > 1:10:40No cars outside, no lights. No...

1:10:40 > 1:10:42- No people.- Here's the money.

1:10:42 > 1:10:44Gimme five back, I give you the ten.

1:10:44 > 1:10:48- GASPS - You give me the twenty.- Hey!

1:10:48 > 1:10:51What's going on here?

1:10:51 > 1:10:53I'm impressed.

1:10:53 > 1:10:55Wow, I am telling you, I am so impressed.

1:10:55 > 1:10:59I cannot tell you how impressed I am,

1:10:59 > 1:11:01but, boys, it doesn't matter.

1:11:01 > 1:11:04The place is dead.

1:11:04 > 1:11:08Rip, huh? Look at him. He never promoted the show.

1:11:08 > 1:11:11- What? Rip!- But I...- Not me.

1:11:11 > 1:11:14- Rip!- Hey!

1:11:14 > 1:11:17Well, hey, guys. Long time.

1:11:17 > 1:11:20Looking good. Henry, are you working out?

1:11:20 > 1:11:23- Rip!- It's not personal, Henry,

1:11:23 > 1:11:25it's just business.

1:11:25 > 1:11:29Business? Business that'll ruin our lives. I can't believe...!

1:11:29 > 1:11:32Maybe, but it's him.

1:11:32 > 1:11:34Hey, ain't you guys doing a show tonight?

1:11:34 > 1:11:37Er, there ain't gonna be one, Big Al.

1:11:37 > 1:11:39Nobody showed up.

1:11:39 > 1:11:42What are you talking about, Fred?

1:11:48 > 1:11:51They is all out in the back field.

1:11:51 > 1:11:54- They're what?- Didn't want anyone

1:11:54 > 1:11:57parking on my grass out front. Hmm.

1:11:57 > 1:12:00Woo-hoo-hoo!

1:12:00 > 1:12:03ALL CHEER

1:12:03 > 1:12:05Whoa!

1:12:05 > 1:12:07CHEERING CONTINUES

1:12:18 > 1:12:21This is not over, Bears!

1:12:23 > 1:12:26I hate you, Bears.

1:12:26 > 1:12:28Y'all, look,

1:12:28 > 1:12:30- here's the money I got.- Holy moly!

1:12:30 > 1:12:32ALL CHEER

1:12:34 > 1:12:37Well, folks, here's the good news.

1:12:37 > 1:12:41The count is in and we saved Country Bear Hall!

1:12:41 > 1:12:44ALL CHEER

1:12:44 > 1:12:46Here we go.

1:12:47 > 1:12:49GUITARS STRUM

1:12:49 > 1:12:51TUNING

1:12:51 > 1:12:54AUDIENCE CHANTS: Bears! Bears!

1:12:57 > 1:12:59Good luck, you guys.

1:12:59 > 1:13:01Hey, where are you going?

1:13:01 > 1:13:04To sit in the audience.

1:13:04 > 1:13:07Well, that's a weird place for a Country Bear to sit

1:13:07 > 1:13:09during a Country Bear concert.

1:13:09 > 1:13:11- Yeah, Beary, you're one of us now. - GASPS

1:13:11 > 1:13:13Welcome aboard, kid.

1:13:13 > 1:13:15Ladies and gentlemen,

1:13:15 > 1:13:19it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you,

1:13:19 > 1:13:22after an absence of many years,

1:13:22 > 1:13:25the one, the only,

1:13:25 > 1:13:28The Country Bears!

1:13:28 > 1:13:30- ALL CHEER - Whoo!

1:13:33 > 1:13:35HARMONICA PLAYS

1:13:46 > 1:13:48GUITAR PLAYS

1:13:50 > 1:13:52# You take the long

1:13:52 > 1:13:54# way around

1:13:54 > 1:13:56# We get lost

1:13:56 > 1:13:58# And we get found

1:13:58 > 1:14:01# I wonder why

1:14:01 > 1:14:03# We couldn't go

1:14:04 > 1:14:06# Straight to the heart of love... #

1:14:06 > 1:14:08ALL CHEER

1:14:08 > 1:14:11# Climbing mountains

1:14:11 > 1:14:14# Crossing streams

1:14:14 > 1:14:16# Crying tears

1:14:16 > 1:14:18# And dreaming dreams

1:14:18 > 1:14:22# I guess that's the only way we know

1:14:23 > 1:14:26# Straight to the heart of love... #

1:14:26 > 1:14:27CHEERING

1:14:27 > 1:14:30# Straight to the heart of love

1:14:30 > 1:14:32# Should be

1:14:32 > 1:14:35# The shortest distance

1:14:35 > 1:14:37# From lonely

1:14:37 > 1:14:42# Not always the road you're thinking of

1:14:42 > 1:14:45# Straight to the heart of love... #

1:14:45 > 1:14:48CHEERING

1:14:48 > 1:14:50# So take a chance

1:14:50 > 1:14:52- # Shine your light - Isn't it wonderful?

1:14:52 > 1:14:56# Everything will be all right

1:14:56 > 1:15:02# You're gonna find the way to go

1:15:02 > 1:15:04# Straight to the heart of love

1:15:07 > 1:15:10# Straight to the heart of love

1:15:10 > 1:15:12# Should be

1:15:12 > 1:15:16# The shortest distance from lonely

1:15:16 > 1:15:21# It's not always the road you're thinking of

1:15:21 > 1:15:24# Straight to the heart of love

1:15:25 > 1:15:28# I've been thinking about

1:15:28 > 1:15:30# You and me

1:15:30 > 1:15:33# And how this love

1:15:33 > 1:15:35# Was meant to be

1:15:35 > 1:15:40# I'm taking the next clear shot I see

1:15:40 > 1:15:43# Straight to the heart of love

1:15:45 > 1:15:49# I'm taking the next clear shot I see

1:15:50 > 1:15:52# Straight to the heart of love... #

1:15:55 > 1:15:57CHEERING

1:16:05 > 1:16:09# Straight to the heart of love

1:16:10 > 1:16:12# Straight

1:16:14 > 1:16:17# Straight to the heart of love

1:16:17 > 1:16:19# Straight

1:16:22 > 1:16:24# Straight

1:16:26 > 1:16:28# Straight

1:16:29 > 1:16:31- # Oh, yeah...- Straight... #

1:16:31 > 1:16:33Go, man, go!

1:16:35 > 1:16:37# Straight... #

1:16:39 > 1:16:41PLAYS GUITAR

1:16:45 > 1:16:49- Who's that little bear? - Oh, that's no little bear.

1:16:49 > 1:16:51That's my brother! Yeah!

1:17:12 > 1:17:15# Straight to the heart of love

1:17:16 > 1:17:18# Straight

1:17:20 > 1:17:24# Straight to the heart of love

1:17:24 > 1:17:26# Straight... #

1:17:40 > 1:17:42The Country Bears!

1:17:42 > 1:17:44- Whoo!- Whoo-hoo!

1:17:44 > 1:17:47- Not bad, huh, folks? - LAUGHS

1:17:50 > 1:17:52Go, Beary!

1:17:52 > 1:17:55- LAUGHS - You're the bear, you're the bear.

1:17:55 > 1:17:57Yeah-hey-hey!

1:18:01 > 1:18:03Yeah!

1:18:06 > 1:18:10# There's a town down the road

1:18:10 > 1:18:13# Where I ain't been before

1:18:15 > 1:18:18# Nobody knows my name

1:18:18 > 1:18:21# Or what I'm looking for

1:18:23 > 1:18:26# Maybe things will be a little different

1:18:26 > 1:18:30# Cos it can't stay the same

1:18:31 > 1:18:35# I'm gonna ease on down the road

1:18:35 > 1:18:38# Where nobody knows my name. #

1:18:57 > 1:19:00Fourteen platinum records,

1:19:00 > 1:19:0226 top-ten singles,

1:19:02 > 1:19:05The Bears to me really typify rock and roll.

1:19:05 > 1:19:09- CRASH! - Their lives embody freedom,

1:19:09 > 1:19:12- nobody tells them what to do. - O-O-O-O-O-Oh!

1:19:12 > 1:19:14Help!

1:19:14 > 1:19:17- Hello.- Everybody loves The Bears.

1:19:17 > 1:19:20The reason I do what I do today is cos of The Bears.

1:19:20 > 1:19:22I needed, you know,

1:19:22 > 1:19:24somebody that I could relate to, a certain band,

1:19:24 > 1:19:28- and The Bears just did it for me. - I admire their, er, courage...

1:19:28 > 1:19:31- SOBS - ..and their tenacity...

1:19:31 > 1:19:34- SOBS - ..and their ability to go out

1:19:34 > 1:19:36and fight for what they believed in.

1:19:36 > 1:19:38SOBS

1:19:38 > 1:19:40Real legends, it's incredible.

1:19:40 > 1:19:44- Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!- And I'm glad we didn't get them during winter time.

1:19:44 > 1:19:46SNORES

1:19:48 > 1:19:50- Hmm?- The country was cool and all,

1:19:50 > 1:19:54but it was a hip-hop generation. People wanted the beat.

1:19:54 > 1:19:58The streets was pop, you know? Let them feel country when it's banging.

1:19:58 > 1:20:00Bow! Ah! You know what I'm saying? Ha!

1:20:00 > 1:20:02We could do that.

1:20:02 > 1:20:06I found myself going back and sampling some of the base lines

1:20:06 > 1:20:10that The Bears had. We used it in our single and got sued by 'em.

1:20:11 > 1:20:15- Well, it's like nothing I'd ever heard. - GUITAR NOTE

1:20:15 > 1:20:17Wow, what is this?

1:20:17 > 1:20:19GURGLES

1:20:19 > 1:20:22I have respect for all peoples, and all bears.

1:20:22 > 1:20:25Bears are human beings, just like us, you understand?

1:20:25 > 1:20:27I'm an alien!

1:20:27 > 1:20:31Me and Zeb had a can of honey on the roof of the White House. Great time.

1:20:31 > 1:20:33I'm a honey, they dip honey,

1:20:33 > 1:20:37I'm a honey dip. You know what I'm saying? It's a honey thing.

1:20:37 > 1:20:40On a certain amount of honey they start to lose focus.

1:20:40 > 1:20:43GIGGLES, CRASH!

1:20:43 > 1:20:47- It was bad.- Bon appetit.

1:20:47 > 1:20:50They'll eat anything that isn't locked up.

1:20:50 > 1:20:53- Hey, you want a sandwich? - Er, no, thanks.

1:20:53 > 1:20:55I had trout for breakfast.

1:20:55 > 1:20:58They make me proud to be a full-figured woman.

1:20:58 > 1:21:00You want me to eat you, don't you?

1:21:00 > 1:21:03These guys were fat long before it was spelled with a PH.

1:21:03 > 1:21:06Come on, in you go.

1:21:06 > 1:21:09- I always hated bears. - < I knew it! - ALL LAUGH

1:21:44 > 1:21:47You have one, the guys at the station have one.

1:21:47 > 1:21:50Even Mrs Davis our receptionist has one.

1:21:50 > 1:21:53You don't have to wear no fake moustache to impress me.

1:21:53 > 1:21:56Thank you. You know, I'm kinda glad this happened.

1:21:56 > 1:21:58Now you don't have to wear a moustache?

1:21:58 > 1:22:00Nah, I'm wearing the moustache.

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