The Incredibles

0:00:27 > 0:00:28MAN: Audio level.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Is this on?

0:00:31 > 0:00:32WOMAN: That's fine.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34I mean, I can break through walls, I just can't...

0:00:34 > 0:00:35That's fine.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38I can't get this on. (GRUNTS)

0:00:38 > 0:00:39So, Mr Incredible,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41do you have a secret identity?

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Every superhero has a secret identity.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44I don't know a single one who doesn't.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Of course I have a secret identity.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Can you see me in this at the, um,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55at the... At the supermarket? Come on.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, you know what I mean?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Superladies, they're always trying to tell you

0:01:01 > 0:01:03their secret identity.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10I say, girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego

0:01:10 > 0:01:11or anything like that.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I mean, you tell me

0:01:13 > 0:01:15you're a super-mega- ultra-lightning-babe,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17that's all right with me.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I'm good. I'm good.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22No matter how many times you save the world,

0:01:22 > 0:01:25it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. I mean...

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know?

0:01:28 > 0:01:29For a little bit.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Can we keep it clean for...for 10 minutes?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36I could get to that point.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37- Wait. Don't get up yet. - Please?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39We're not finished.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Sometimes...

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I think I'd just like the simple life, you know?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Relax a little and raise a family.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50I'm up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I don't think so.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07(SIREN)

0:02:13 > 0:02:15RADIO: 'We interrupt for an important bulletin.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17'A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen

0:02:17 > 0:02:21'is under way, travelling northbound on San Pablo Avenue.'

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Yeah, I've got time.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Oh...Mr Incredible, oh, Mr Incredi...

0:02:58 > 0:02:59What is it, ma'am?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01My cat Squeaker won't come down.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04(CAT MEOWS)

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Certainly, ma'am, but I suggest you stand clear.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07There could be trouble.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09No, no, he's quite tame.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11(GUNFIRE)

0:03:11 > 0:03:13(GRUNTS)

0:03:15 > 0:03:17(MEOWING)

0:03:17 > 0:03:18(BEEPING)

0:03:19 > 0:03:22(SIRENS)

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Let go now.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Come on.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26(YOWLING)

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Thank you, Mr Incredible. You've done it again.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Yeah, you're the best.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42No, I'm just here to help.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45RADIO: 'Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery...'

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Tour bus robbery. I've still got time.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Cool! Ready for take-off!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54What the... Who are you supposed to be?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Well, I'm Incrediboy.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56What? No.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59You're that kid from the fan club.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy!

0:04:02 > 0:04:03My name is Incrediboy.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me, but this is...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10No, no, you don't have to worry about training me.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I know your moves, your crime-fighting style,

0:04:12 > 0:04:14favourite catchphrases, everything!

0:04:14 > 0:04:15I'm your number one fan!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Hey! Hey, wait!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27(MUTTERING)

0:04:28 > 0:04:30You know...

0:04:30 > 0:04:32You can tell a lot about a woman

0:04:32 > 0:04:34by the contents of her purse,

0:04:34 > 0:04:37but maybe that's not what you had in mind.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Hey, look... (GRUNTS)

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Elastigirl.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Mr Incredible.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49No, it's all right. I've got him.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55A fact I exploited to do my job.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56MY job, you mean.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58A simple thank you will suffice.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Thanks, but I don't need any help.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Whatever happened to ladies first?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Hey, look, wait. The lady got me first. Hoh!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Well, we could share, you know.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I work alone.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well, I think you need to be more...

0:05:13 > 0:05:14flexible.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Are...you doing anything later?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19I have a previous engagement.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29(WHISTLES)

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Now, you just stay here.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Hey, Incredible!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Hey, Frozone!

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Shouldn't you be getting ready?!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41I still got time.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42(CROWD SCREAMING)

0:05:42 > 0:05:44WOMAN: He's going to jump!

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Aah! Aah! Aah!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Ohh!

0:05:56 > 0:05:57(GROANS)

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I think you broke something.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Well, with counselling, I think you'll come to forgive me.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Wait a minute.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08(MOANING)

0:06:08 > 0:06:11(BEEPING)

0:06:22 > 0:06:23(RAPID BEEPING)

0:06:32 > 0:06:33(HE COUGHS)

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Bomb Voyage.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36(SPEAKING FRENCH)

0:06:36 > 0:06:38And Incrediboy! >

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Incrediboy?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Hey, hey, aren't you curious about how I get around so fast?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45See? I have these rocket boots.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Go home, Buddy. Now. What?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Can we talk?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51You always, always say be true to yourself,

0:06:51 > 0:06:54but you never say which part of yourself to be true to.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Well, I've finally figured out who I am.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59I am your ward... Incrediboy!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Hoh!

0:07:03 > 0:07:04This is because I don't have powers, isn't it?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Well, not every superhero has powers, you know.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08You can be super without them.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09I invented these.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12I can fly. Can YOU fly?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Just give me one chance! I'll show you.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19- I'll go get the police. - Buddy, don't!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21It'll only take a second, really.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24No, stop! There's a bomb!

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Oh, whoa, hey!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30I can do this if you'll just go away!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I'm trying to help!

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Stop! Let go of my cape!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38(BEEPING)

0:07:40 > 0:07:42(RAPID BEEPING)

0:07:43 > 0:07:45(GRUNTS)

0:07:45 > 0:07:47(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)

0:07:50 > 0:07:53(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)

0:08:08 > 0:08:11(PASSENGERS SCREAMING)

0:08:14 > 0:08:15(GRUNTING)

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Take this one home.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I can help you! You're making a mist... Hey!

0:08:22 > 0:08:23The injured jumper - you sent paramedics?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25They've already picked him up.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage,

0:08:27 > 0:08:28who I caught in the act of robbing the vault.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Now, we might nab him if we set up a perimeter.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32You mean he got away?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Well, yeah.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Skippy here made sure of that.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Incrediboy.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37You're not affiliated with me!

0:08:37 > 0:08:38(BEEPING) Holy smokes, I'm late.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Listen, I've got to be somewhere.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43B-But what about Bomb Voyage?

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Any other night I'd go after him myself,

0:08:44 > 0:08:45but I've really got to go.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54(CHURCH ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Hey, is the night still young?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57You're very late.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58How do I look? Good?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Oh, the mask. You still got the mask.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02(CRACKS NECK)

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Showtime.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06(ORGAN PLAYING)

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Robert Parr, will you have this woman

0:09:10 > 0:09:11to be your lawful wedded wife?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later,

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I didn't realise you'd actually forgotten.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17I thought it was playful banter.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19It WAS playful banter.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Cutting it kind of close, don't you think?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23You need to be more... flexible.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I love you, but if we're going to make this work,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27you've got to be more than Mr Incredible.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29You know that. Don't you?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31..as long as you both shall live?

0:09:31 > 0:09:32I do.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34I pronounce this couple husband and wife.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Hey, come on. We're superheroes.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44What could happen?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48ANNOUNCER: 'In a stunning turn of events,

0:09:48 > 0:09:50'a superhero is being sued

0:09:50 > 0:09:51'for saving someone

0:09:51 > 0:09:54'who apparently didn't want to be saved.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55'The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,

0:09:55 > 0:09:59'who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr Incredible,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01'has filed suit against the famed superhero

0:10:01 > 0:10:03'in Superior Court.'

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Mr Sansweet didn't ask to be saved.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Mr Sansweet didn't want to be saved.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09And the injury received from Mr Incredible's "actions," so called,

0:10:09 > 0:10:10causes him daily pain.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Hey! I saved your life!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13You didn't save my life! You ruined my death.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15My client has no comment at this time. Listen, you little...

0:10:15 > 0:10:18'Five days later, another suit was filed

0:10:18 > 0:10:19'by the victims of the El Train accident.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23'Incredible's court losses cost the government millions

0:10:23 > 0:10:27'and opened the floodgates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.'

0:10:27 > 0:10:29It is time for their secret identity

0:10:29 > 0:10:32to become their only identity.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Time for them to join us or go away.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36ANNOUNCER: 'Under tremendous public pressure

0:10:36 > 0:10:38'and the crushing financial burden

0:10:38 > 0:10:40'of an ever-mounting series of lawsuits,

0:10:40 > 0:10:44'the government quietly initiated the Superhero Relocation Programme.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47'The supers would be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions

0:10:47 > 0:10:52'in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53'Where are they now?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55'They are living among us,

0:10:55 > 0:10:58'average citizens, average heroes,

0:10:58 > 0:10:59'quietly and anonymously

0:10:59 > 0:11:03'continuing to make the world a better place.'

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Denied? You're denying my claim? Wh-Wh-Wh...

0:11:07 > 0:11:10I don't understand. I have full coverage.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12I'm sorry, Mrs Hogenson,

0:11:12 > 0:11:15but our liability is spelled out in Paragraph 17.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16It states clearly...

0:11:16 > 0:11:17But I can't pay for this.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19(TELEPHONE RINGS) Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24We're now officially moved in.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yeah, well, that's great, honey.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28And the last three years don't count because...

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Because I finally unpacked the last box.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Now it's official. Ha, ha, ha.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33'Why do we have so much junk?'

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Listen, honey, I've got a client.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh! I got to go pick up the kids. See you tonight.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Bye, honey.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Excuse me.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Where were we?

0:11:44 > 0:11:45(CRYING) I'm on a fixed income,

0:11:45 > 0:11:47and if you can't help me,

0:11:47 > 0:11:50I don't know what I'll do.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52(BLOW NOSE LOUDLY)

0:11:52 > 0:11:54(CRYING)

0:11:57 > 0:11:58All right, listen closely.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00I'd like to help you, but I can't.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Norma Wilcox. W-I-L-C-O-X.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09..on the third floor. But I can't.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12I also do not advise you to fill out and file

0:12:12 > 0:12:15a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22- Oh, thank you, young man. - Shh!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset!

0:12:25 > 0:12:26(WHISPERING) Pretend to be upset.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30(SOBBING LOUDLY)

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Parr!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34You authorised payment on the Walker policy?!

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Someone broke into their house, Mr Huph.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Their policy clearly covers them against any...

0:12:38 > 0:12:39I don't want to know about their coverage, Bob!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Don't tell me about their coverage.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Tell me how that's possible with you writing cheques

0:12:45 > 0:12:47to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory

0:12:47 > 0:12:50that gives you a phone call!

0:12:51 > 0:12:55PA: 'Morning break is over. Morning break is over.'

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs Parr.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03What's this about?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Has Dash done something wrong?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07He's a disruptive influence,

0:13:07 > 0:13:09and he openly mocks me in front of the class.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10He says.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Look, I know it's you!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13He puts thumb tacks on my stool.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14You saw him do this?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Well...not really. No.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Actually not.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Oh. Then how do you know it was him?

0:13:20 > 0:13:24I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time I've got him.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29(KIDS LAUGHING) Aah!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32See? You see?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33What, you don't see it?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37He moves! Right there!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Wait, wait!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Right there!

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Right as I'm sitting down!

0:13:43 > 0:13:44I don't know how he does it,

0:13:44 > 0:13:47but there's no tack on my stool before he moves,

0:13:47 > 0:13:48and after he moves, there's a tack.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Coincidence? I think not!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Uh, Bernie...

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Don't "Bernie" me.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58This little rat is guilty!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01You and your son can go now, Mrs Parr.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03I'm sorry for the trouble.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06You're letting him go again? He's guilty!

0:14:06 > 0:14:07You can see it on his smug little face.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11Guilty, I say guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Dash, this is the third time this year

0:14:16 > 0:14:17you've been sent to the office.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20We need to find a better outlet.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22A more... constructive outlet.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Honey, you know why we can't do that.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I promise I'll slow up.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Dashiell Robert Parr,

0:14:33 > 0:14:35you are an incredibly competitive boy

0:14:35 > 0:14:36and a bit of a show-off.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39The last thing you need is temptation.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42You always say, "Do your best." But you don't really mean it.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Why can't I do the best that I can do?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in,

0:14:47 > 0:14:49and to fit in, we just got to be like everybody else.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52But Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of,

0:14:52 > 0:14:53our powers made us special.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Everyone's special, Dash.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Which is another way of saying no-one is.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06(BELL RINGS)

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Hey, Rydinger, where you headed?

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Hi, Tony.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Hey.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16"Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?"

0:15:16 > 0:15:18That's kind of funny.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Hey, Tony, do you play football or what?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25BOY: Tony, I thought we were going to go swimming.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29He looked at me.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30(CAR HORN HONKING)

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Come on, Violet!

0:15:34 > 0:15:37(HORNS HONKING, PEOPLE YELLING)

0:15:46 > 0:15:48(CAR RATTLING)

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Huhh! Ohh...

0:15:55 > 0:15:58(MUTTERING) Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, great.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09(ANGRY MUTTERING)

0:16:27 > 0:16:29(HELEN AND JACK-JACK TALKING BABY TALK)

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Mom.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40You're making weird faces again.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42No, I'm not.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44You make weird faces, honey.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Do you have to read at the table?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Uh-huh. Yeah.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat?

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Dash, you have something you want to tell your father about school?

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Uh, um...

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Well, we dissected a frog.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Dash got sent to the office again.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Good. Good.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05No, Bob, that's bad.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07What?

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Dash got sent to the office again.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10What? What for? Nothing.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13He put a tack on the teacher's chair...during class.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21You must have been bookin'. How fast do you think you were you going?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Bob, we are not encouraging this.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I'm not encouraging, I'm just asking how fast he was...

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Honey! (CRASH)

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Great. First the car, now I got to pay to fix the table.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33The car? What happened to the car?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Here. I'm getting a new plate.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Ahem. So, how about you, Vi? How was school?

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Nothing to report.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43You hardly touched your food.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I'm not hungry for meat loaf.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Well, it is leftover night.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50We have steak, pasta - what are you hungry for?

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Tony Rydinger.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Shut up. Well, you are.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I said shut up, you little insect.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Well, she is.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Do not shout at the table.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Honey!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Kids, listen to your mother.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06That's it!

0:18:06 > 0:18:07(ALL SHOUTING)

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Stop it!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Stop it or you're going to be toast!

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Stop running in the house!

0:18:13 > 0:18:14Sit down!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Ow! Hey, no force fields!

0:18:16 > 0:18:17You started it.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20You sit down! You sit down!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Violet! Ow!

0:18:23 > 0:18:26(SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND, BOB MUTTERING)

0:18:28 > 0:18:30"Simon J Paladino,

0:18:30 > 0:18:34"long-time advocate of superhero rights, is missing"?

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Gazerbeam.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38HELEN: Bob! It's time to engage!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Do something! Don't just stand there!

0:18:41 > 0:18:42I need you to intervene!

0:18:42 > 0:18:43You want me to intervene?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45OK, I'm intervening!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I'm intervening!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Violet, let go of your brother. (DOORBELL RINGS)

0:18:49 > 0:18:50(SILENCE) Hello?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54BOB: Get the door.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Hey, Lucius!

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58ICE of you to drop by.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Ha! Never heard that one before(!)

0:19:01 > 0:19:03(GARGLING) Lucius!

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Whoa!

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Ha ha.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Oh. I like it when it shatters.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11I'll be back later.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Hey, where are you two going?

0:19:12 > 0:19:13It's Wednesday.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Oh, bowling night.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Will do. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Don't think you've avoided talking about your trip

0:19:24 > 0:19:26to the principal's office, young man.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Your father and I are still going to discuss it.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you know.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Other kids don't have superpowers.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Now, it's perfectly normal...

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Normal? What do YOU know about normal?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39What does anyone in this family know about normal?

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Now, wait a minute, young lady.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41We act normal, Mom.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43I want to BE normal.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45The only normal one is Jack-Jack,

0:19:45 > 0:19:47and he's not even toilet trained.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48(LAUGHING)

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Lucky.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I meant about being normal.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54(LAUGHING)

0:19:54 > 0:19:56So now I'm in deep trouble.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Somehow I managed to find cover,

0:20:01 > 0:20:03and what does Baron von Ruthless do?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06He starts monologuing. He starts monologuing.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07He starts like this prepared speech

0:20:07 > 0:20:09about how feeble I am compared to him,

0:20:09 > 0:20:11how inevitable my defeat is,

0:20:11 > 0:20:14how the world will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15Yammering. Yammering.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I mean, the guy has me on a platter

0:20:17 > 0:20:18and he won't shut up.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20RADIO: 'Calling 3 Municiberg, we have a 23-56...'

0:20:20 > 0:20:2223-56, what is that, robbery?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24This is just sad.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Yeah, robbery. You want to catch a robber?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28No. Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Look, what if we actually did

0:20:31 > 0:20:33what our wives think we're doing?

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Just to shake things up.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37He's not alone.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39The fat guy's still with him.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41They're just talking.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43What are we doing here, Bob?

0:20:43 > 0:20:44We're protecting people.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Nobody asked us.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47You need an invitation?

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I'd like one, yes.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50We keep sneaking out to do this, and...

0:20:50 > 0:20:51You remember Gazerbeam?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Yeah, there was something about him in the paper.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55He had trouble adjusting to civilian life, too.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57When's the last time you saw him?

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02We're pushing our luck as it is.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Oh, come on, come on, come on.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this,

0:21:05 > 0:21:06we're going to get...

0:21:06 > 0:21:07RADIO: 'We have a report on a fire...'

0:21:07 > 0:21:08A fire. We're close!

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Yeah, baby!

0:21:09 > 0:21:11We're going to get caught.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Whoo-hoo!

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Ah ha!

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Fire! Yeah!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26- Is that everybody? - Yeah, that's everyone.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29It better be.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Can't you put this out?

0:21:31 > 0:21:32I can't lay down a layer thick enough!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34It's evaporating too fast!

0:21:34 > 0:21:35Yeah, what's that mean?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36It means it's hot.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37And I'm dehydrated, Bob.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I thought you could use the water in the air.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42There IS no water in this air!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44What's your excuse? Run out of muscle?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46I can't just go smashing through walls.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47The building's getting weaker by the second.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48It's going to come down on top of us.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50I wanted to go bowling!

0:21:53 > 0:21:56All right! Stay right on my tail! This is going to get hot!

0:21:57 > 0:22:01(YELLING)

0:22:07 > 0:22:09(COUGHING, MOANING)

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Yeah.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13(COUGHING)

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Uh-oh.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Oh, good.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17(ALARM SOUNDS)

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Oh, no.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20That ain't right.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- We look like bad guys! - You can get water out of the air.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Incompetent bad guys! Freeze!

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Freeze!

0:22:33 > 0:22:34I'm thirsty.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35I said freeze!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38I'm just getting a drink.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Ahh...

0:22:42 > 0:22:44All right, you've had your drink.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Now, I want you to...

0:22:45 > 0:22:47I know. I know.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Freeze.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50(SHOUTING)

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Police officers!

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Yaah!

0:23:03 > 0:23:05That was way too close.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07We are NOT doing that again.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13RADIO: 'Verify you want to switch targets? Over.'

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23(HUMMING)

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Ooh.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35(CHEWING AND HUMMING)

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I thought you'd be back by 11:00.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44I said I'd be back later.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47I assumed you'd be back later. If you came back at all,

0:23:47 > 0:23:48you'd be "back later".

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Well, I'm back, OK?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Is this rubble?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01It was just a little workout.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03to stay loose.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04You know how I feel about that, Bob.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Darn you! We can't blow cover again.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08The building was coming down anyway.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09What?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11You knocked down a building?

0:24:11 > 0:24:12It was on fire. Structurally unsound.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14It was coming down anyway.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Look, I performed a public service.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19You act like that's a bad thing.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21It is a bad thing, Bob!

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Uprooting our family again

0:24:22 > 0:24:25so you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn't happen!

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Yes! They happened! But this, our family,

0:24:30 > 0:24:33is what's happening now, Bob. And you are missing this!

0:24:33 > 0:24:37I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40It's not a graduation. He is moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42It's a ceremony! It's psychotic!

0:24:42 > 0:24:45They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47But if someone is genuinely exceptional...

0:24:47 > 0:24:49This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50You want to do something for Dash?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Then let him actually compete.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Let him go out for sports!

0:24:53 > 0:24:54I will not be made the enemy here!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56You know why we can't do that.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Because he'd be great!

0:24:57 > 0:24:59This is not about you!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)

0:25:01 > 0:25:04All right, Dash. I know you're listening. Come on out.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Vi, you, too, young lady.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10Come on. Come on out.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12It's OK, kids. We're just having a discussion.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Pretty loud discussion.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Yeah. But that's OK.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Because what's important is that Mommy and I are always a team.

0:25:17 > 0:25:22We're always united against, uh, the forces of...

0:25:22 > 0:25:23pigheadedness?

0:25:23 > 0:25:24I was going to say evil.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26We're sorry we woke you.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Everything's OK. Go back to bed. It's late.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad. Good night.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34In fact, we should ALL be in bed.

0:25:46 > 0:25:51WOMAN: 'Request claim on claim numbers 158183...

0:25:51 > 0:25:53HUPH: 'Haven't you got him yet? Where is he?

0:25:53 > 0:25:55PA: 'Mr Huph would like to talk to you in his office.'

0:25:55 > 0:25:57(SIGHS) Now?

0:25:57 > 0:25:58'Now.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59HUPH: 'I haven't got all day!'

0:26:09 > 0:26:11(GRINDING)

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Sit down, Bob.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I'm not happy, Bob.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Not happy.

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Ask me why.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30OK. Why?

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Why what? Be specific, Bob.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Why are you unhappy?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Your customers make me unhappy.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37What, you've gotten complaints?

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Complaints I can handle.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40What I can't handle is your customers'

0:26:40 > 0:26:43inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45They're experts. Experts, Bob!

0:26:45 > 0:26:49Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle!

0:26:49 > 0:26:51They're penetrating the bureaucracy!

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Did I do something illegal?

0:26:53 > 0:26:54No.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58The law requires that I answer no.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59We're supposed to help people.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01We're supposed to help OUR people!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Starting with our stockholders, Bob.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Who's helping them out, huh?

0:27:07 > 0:27:09You know, Bob...

0:27:10 > 0:27:11A company...

0:27:11 > 0:27:13is like an enormous clock.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17..is like an enormous cl... Yes! Precisely.

0:27:17 > 0:27:22It only works if all the little cogs mesh together.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,

0:27:24 > 0:27:26well lubricated, and wound tight.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29The best clocks have jewel movements,

0:27:29 > 0:27:32cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34(CHUCKLING) I'm being metaphorical, Bob.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36You know what I mean by cooperative cogs?

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Bob?

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Bob? Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43That man out there, he needs help.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Do not change the subject, Bob.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46We're discussing your attitude.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47He is getting mugged!

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Well, let's hope we don't cover him.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50I'll be right back.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Stop right now or you're fired!

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Close the door.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02Get over here, now.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07I'm not happy, Bob.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Not happy.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11He got away.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Good thing, too. Ha.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16You were this close to losing your...arggh!

0:28:19 > 0:28:21(MOANING)

0:28:25 > 0:28:26Uh-oh.

0:28:26 > 0:28:31PA: 'Please report to operating room 722 immediately.'

0:28:37 > 0:28:38How is he?

0:28:38 > 0:28:39He'll live.

0:28:39 > 0:28:41I'm fired, aren't I? Oh, you think?

0:28:41 > 0:28:42What can I say, Rick?

0:28:42 > 0:28:43Nothing you haven't said before.

0:28:43 > 0:28:44Someone was in trouble.

0:28:44 > 0:28:45Someone's always in trouble.

0:28:45 > 0:28:46I had to do something.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Yeah. Every time you say those words,

0:28:48 > 0:28:50it means a month and a half of trouble for me, Bob.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayers' dollars.

0:28:52 > 0:28:53I know.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55We got to pay to keep the company quiet.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58We got to pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Every time it gets harder. Money, money, money, money, money.

0:29:01 > 0:29:02We can't keep doing this, Bob.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05We appreciate what you did in the old days,

0:29:05 > 0:29:07but those days are over. From now on,

0:29:07 > 0:29:08you're on your own.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12Ah...listen, Bob.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Maybe I could relocate you, you know,

0:29:14 > 0:29:15for old times' sake.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17No, I can't do that to my family again.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Everyone just got settled.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21I'll make it work. Thanks.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Take care of yourself.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Well, what are YOU waiting for?

0:29:36 > 0:29:40I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43(SIGHS) Me, too, kid.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00(GRUNTS)

0:30:05 > 0:30:07Huh?

0:30:19 > 0:30:20"Hold still"?

0:30:20 > 0:30:22COMPUTER: 'Match - Mr Incredible.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31'Room is secure. Commence message.'

0:30:31 > 0:30:33MIRAGE: 'Hello, Mr Incredible.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36'Yes, we know who you are.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39'Rest assured your secret is safe with us.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42'My name is Mirage. We have something in common.

0:30:42 > 0:30:46'According to the government, neither of us exist.

0:30:46 > 0:30:50'Please pay attention, as this message is classified and will not be repeated.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53'I represent a top-secret division of the government,

0:30:53 > 0:30:55'designing and testing experimental technology,

0:30:55 > 0:30:58'and we have need of your unique abilities.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00'Something happened at a remote testing facility.'

0:31:00 > 0:31:02HELEN: Honey! Huh? What?

0:31:02 > 0:31:03Dinner's ready.

0:31:03 > 0:31:04OK.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06'Although it is contained within an isolated area,

0:31:06 > 0:31:08'it threatens to cause incalculable damage

0:31:08 > 0:31:10'to itself and to our facilities,

0:31:10 > 0:31:13'jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of equipment and...'

0:31:13 > 0:31:15HELEN: Is someone in there?

0:31:15 > 0:31:16It's the TV. Trying to watch.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18'Because of its highly sensitive nature...'

0:31:18 > 0:31:20Well, stop trying. It's time for dinner.

0:31:20 > 0:31:21One minute!

0:31:21 > 0:31:23'If you accept, your payment will be

0:31:23 > 0:31:25'triple your current annual salary.

0:31:25 > 0:31:26'Call the number on the card.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29'Voice-matching will be used to ensure security.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32'The supers aren't gone, Mr Incredible. You're still here.

0:31:32 > 0:31:36'You can still do great things. Or...

0:31:36 > 0:31:39'you can listen to police scanners. Your choice.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41'You have 24 hours to respond.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43'Think about it.'

0:32:15 > 0:32:16(BEEPING)

0:32:19 > 0:32:21COMPUTER: 'This message will self-destruct.'

0:32:21 > 0:32:22Uh-oh.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25(MUFFLED EXPLOSION, COUGHING)

0:32:25 > 0:32:29(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)

0:32:29 > 0:32:31(FAMILY SHOUTING IN OTHER ROOM)

0:32:39 > 0:32:42You are one distracted guy.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Am I? I don't mean to be.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46I know you miss being a hero

0:32:46 > 0:32:50and your job is frustrating and...

0:32:50 > 0:32:52I just want you to know how much it means to me

0:32:52 > 0:32:54that you stay at it anyway.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Honey, about the job...

0:32:56 > 0:32:57What?

0:32:57 > 0:32:58Something's happened.

0:32:58 > 0:32:59What?

0:32:59 > 0:33:01The, uh... What?

0:33:01 > 0:33:03The company is sending me to, uh, a conference.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04A conference?

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Uh, out of town.

0:33:06 > 0:33:07I'm going to be gone for a few days.

0:33:07 > 0:33:10They've never sent you to a conference before.

0:33:10 > 0:33:11This is good, isn't it?

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Yes.

0:33:13 > 0:33:16You see? They're finally recognising your talents.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17You're moving up.

0:33:17 > 0:33:18Yes.

0:33:18 > 0:33:19Honey! Oh, this is wonderful.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Yes, it is.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22(TELEPHONE RINGING)

0:33:22 > 0:33:23MIRAGE: 'Hello?'

0:33:23 > 0:33:26This is Mr Incredible.

0:33:26 > 0:33:27I'm in.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35The Omnidroid 9,000

0:33:35 > 0:33:37is a top-secret prototype battle robot.

0:33:37 > 0:33:41Its artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem

0:33:41 > 0:33:43it's confronted with. And, unfortunately...

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Let me guess. It got smart enough

0:33:45 > 0:33:47to wonder why it had to take orders.

0:33:47 > 0:33:48We lost control.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51And now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53We've had to evacuate all personnel from the island.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55How am I going in?

0:33:55 > 0:33:57The Omnidroid's defences necessitate

0:33:57 > 0:33:59an air drop from 5,000 feet.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Its cloaking devices make it... difficult to track.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05Although we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07Oh, one more thing. Obviously,

0:34:07 > 0:34:09it represents a significant investment.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14You ARE Mr Incredible.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35I've got to warn you, it's a learning robot.

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Every moment you spend fighting it

0:34:36 > 0:34:38only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don't destroy it.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43And don't die.

0:34:43 > 0:34:44Great. Thanks.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00(GRUNTING)

0:35:08 > 0:35:09(CRACKING)

0:35:09 > 0:35:11(GRUNTING)

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Showtime.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18(BIRDS TWITTERING)

0:35:19 > 0:35:21(PANTING)

0:35:27 > 0:35:29(PANTING HARD)

0:35:39 > 0:35:41(FLY BUZZING)

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Huh?

0:36:00 > 0:36:01Hmm.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03(CRASH!)

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Uhh!

0:36:13 > 0:36:14(GRUNTS)

0:36:17 > 0:36:18Uh-oh.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Aah!

0:37:14 > 0:37:15(LAUGHING)

0:37:15 > 0:37:17(CRACK!)

0:37:17 > 0:37:18Oh, my back!

0:37:38 > 0:37:39Aah!

0:37:39 > 0:37:40(CRACK!) Oh!

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Yaah!

0:38:05 > 0:38:06(WHISTLES)

0:38:23 > 0:38:27Surprising. We must bring him back.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Sound the all-clear, and...

0:38:29 > 0:38:31invite him to dinner.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51Most important, keep things light.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53Praise him. Make him feel like

0:38:53 > 0:38:55we appreciate his abilities.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Am I overdressed?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Actually, you look rather dashing.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02I take it our host is...

0:39:02 > 0:39:03I'm sorry.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05He won't be dining with us tonight.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07He hopes you'll understand.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Of course. I do usually make it a point

0:39:09 > 0:39:10to know who I'm working for.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13He prefers a certain amount of anonymity.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Surely you of all people understand that.

0:39:16 > 0:39:17I was just wondering,

0:39:17 > 0:39:20of all the places to settle down, why live...

0:39:20 > 0:39:21With a volcano?

0:39:21 > 0:39:24He's attracted to power. So am I.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26It's a weakness we share.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28Seems a bit unstable.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31I prefer to think of it as...misunderstood.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33(CHUCKLING) Aren't we all?

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39Everything at the table was grown right here.

0:39:39 > 0:39:40How does it compare?

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Everything's delicious.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Ah, jeez.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Hurry, honey, or you'll be late for work!

0:41:08 > 0:41:09Have a great day, honey.

0:41:09 > 0:41:10Thanks.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12Help customers, climb ladders...

0:41:12 > 0:41:13Bring bacon.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15All that jazz. Mmm.

0:41:15 > 0:41:16(CHUCKLING)

0:41:22 > 0:41:24'You have an appointment?'

0:41:24 > 0:41:26I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...

0:41:26 > 0:41:27'All visitors are required to make arrangements...

0:41:27 > 0:41:29'Go check the electric fence or something.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31'What is it? Who are you? What do you want?

0:41:33 > 0:41:36'My God, you've gotten fat. Come in. Come, come.'

0:41:43 > 0:41:46Yes, things are going quite well. Quite well.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48My God, no complaints.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51But, you know, it is not the same.

0:41:51 > 0:41:52Not the same at all.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Weren't you just in the news? Some show in "Prayge"...Prague?

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Milan, darling. Milan.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about them.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03Spoiled, stupid little stick figures

0:42:03 > 0:42:05with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

0:42:05 > 0:42:10Feh! I used to design for gods.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12Hmm. But perhaps you come with a challenge, eh?

0:42:12 > 0:42:15I was surprised to get your call.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18E, I just need a patch job.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy.

0:42:21 > 0:42:23And you've torn right through it!

0:42:23 > 0:42:25What have you been doing, Robert,

0:42:25 > 0:42:27moonlighting hero work?

0:42:27 > 0:42:30Must have happened a long time ago.

0:42:30 > 0:42:31I see.

0:42:31 > 0:42:32This is a hobo suit, darling.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34You can't be seen in this.

0:42:34 > 0:42:35I won't allow it!

0:42:35 > 0:42:3715 years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!

0:42:37 > 0:42:39What do you mean? You designed it.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45You need a new suit. That much is certain.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47A new suit? Where the heck am I going to get a new suit?

0:42:47 > 0:42:50You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52So ask me now, before I again become sane.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Wait. You want to make me a suit?

0:42:55 > 0:42:56You push too hard, darling!

0:42:56 > 0:42:59But I accept.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01It will be bold. Dramatic!

0:43:01 > 0:43:02Heroic! Yeah.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05Yeah. Something classic, like, uh,

0:43:05 > 0:43:06Dynaguy!

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Oh! He had a great look!

0:43:08 > 0:43:10Oh, the cape and the boots...

0:43:10 > 0:43:12No capes!

0:43:12 > 0:43:13Isn't that my decision?

0:43:13 > 0:43:16Do you remember Thunderhead?

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids.

0:43:18 > 0:43:19Listen, E...

0:43:19 > 0:43:21November 15th of '58.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23Ha ha ha...

0:43:23 > 0:43:25All was well, another day saved,

0:43:25 > 0:43:28when his cape snagged on a missile fin.

0:43:28 > 0:43:30Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...

0:43:30 > 0:43:31Stratogale!

0:43:31 > 0:43:36April 23rd '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38E, you can't generalize about these things.

0:43:38 > 0:43:42Meta-Man. Express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes!

0:43:45 > 0:43:47Now, go on. Your new suit will be finished

0:43:47 > 0:43:49before your next assignment.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51You know I'm retired from hero work.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53As am I, Robert.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55Yet here we are.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58E, I only need a patch job. For...sentimental reasons.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00(SIGHS) Fine.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02I will also fix the hobo suit.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04You're the best of the best.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07Yes, I know, darling. I know.

0:44:15 > 0:44:18(TELEPHONE RINGS)

0:44:18 > 0:44:21I got it! Don't answer it, honey, I got it!

0:44:21 > 0:44:22Hello?

0:44:22 > 0:44:24We have a new assignment for you.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29'How soon can you get here?

0:44:29 > 0:44:31'I'll leave tomorrow morning.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33'See you there.' Goodbye.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?

0:44:38 > 0:44:41Another conference. Short notice, but you know...

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Duty calls. (NERVOUS LAUGH)

0:44:50 > 0:44:51Bob?

0:44:51 > 0:44:52Yeah, what's up, honey?

0:44:54 > 0:44:56Have... Have a great trip.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58Thanks, sweetie. I'll call you when I get there.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01I love you... so much.

0:45:01 > 0:45:03I love you, too.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18COMPUTER: 'This is your automated captain.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21'Would you care for more mimosa?'

0:45:21 > 0:45:22Don't mind if I do. Thanks.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24'You're welcome.

0:45:25 > 0:45:28'Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30'Perfect weather for flying.

0:45:36 > 0:45:39'Please fasten your seat belt. We're beginning our descent.'

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Hello, Mr Incredible.

0:46:05 > 0:46:06Nice suit.

0:46:06 > 0:46:07Thanks.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Nice to be back...

0:46:09 > 0:46:10Mirage.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37You'll be briefed on your assignment

0:46:37 > 0:46:39in the conference room at 2:00,

0:46:39 > 0:46:40D wing, room A-113.

0:46:40 > 0:46:422:00. Got it.

0:46:42 > 0:46:43See you there.

0:46:55 > 0:46:58(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)

0:46:58 > 0:46:59(SIGHS)

0:47:13 > 0:47:14(GASPS)

0:47:14 > 0:47:16Edna.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18I'd like to speak to Edna, please.

0:47:18 > 0:47:19This is Edna.

0:47:19 > 0:47:20E? This is Helen.

0:47:20 > 0:47:21Helen who?

0:47:21 > 0:47:25Helen Parr? You know...

0:47:25 > 0:47:26Elastigirl.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Darling!

0:47:28 > 0:47:30It's been such a long time after all these years! So long!

0:47:30 > 0:47:32Yes, it has. And, yes, it's been a while. Listen,

0:47:32 > 0:47:35there's only one person Bob would trust to patch his supersuit,

0:47:35 > 0:47:36and that's you, E.

0:47:36 > 0:47:37Yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:47:37 > 0:47:38Marvellous, isn't it?

0:47:38 > 0:47:41Much better than those horrible pyjamas he used to wear.

0:47:41 > 0:47:43They are finished. When are you coming to see?

0:47:43 > 0:47:44Look, I'm calling about...

0:47:44 > 0:47:47Don't make me beg, darling. I won't do it, you know.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49Beg? Uh, no, I'm calling about suit.

0:47:49 > 0:47:50About... About Bob's suit!

0:47:50 > 0:47:52I'm calling about Bob's suit!

0:47:52 > 0:47:56You come in one hour, darling. I insist, OK? OK. Goodbye.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10Hmm.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19(CREAKING)

0:48:26 > 0:48:27It's bigger!

0:48:29 > 0:48:31It's badder!

0:48:31 > 0:48:36Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr Incredible!

0:48:36 > 0:48:39What-ho! Ho!

0:48:39 > 0:48:40It's finally ready.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43You know, I went through quite a few supers

0:48:43 > 0:48:45to get it worthy to fight you,

0:48:45 > 0:48:48but, man, it wasn't good enough!

0:48:48 > 0:48:50After you trashed the last one,

0:48:50 > 0:48:52I had to make some major modifications.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55Sure, it was difficult, but you are worth it.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57I mean, after all,

0:48:57 > 0:49:00I am your biggest fan.

0:49:00 > 0:49:01Buddy?

0:49:01 > 0:49:04My name is not Buddy!

0:49:04 > 0:49:06And it's not Incrediboy either!

0:49:06 > 0:49:10That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you.

0:49:10 > 0:49:13I only wanted to help! And what did you say to me?

0:49:13 > 0:49:16Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

0:49:16 > 0:49:17It tore me apart.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19But I learned an important lesson.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21You can't count on anyone,

0:49:21 > 0:49:23especially your heroes.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry.

0:49:26 > 0:49:30See? Now you respect me because I'm a threat.

0:49:30 > 0:49:31That's the way it works.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33Turns out there are a lot of people,

0:49:33 > 0:49:34whole countries, who want respect.

0:49:34 > 0:49:36And they will pay through the nose to get it.

0:49:36 > 0:49:38How do you think I got rich?

0:49:38 > 0:49:39I invented weapons.

0:49:39 > 0:49:41And now I have a weapon that only I can defeat.

0:49:41 > 0:49:45And when I unleash it, I'll get... Argh!

0:49:45 > 0:49:48(LAUGHING) You sly dog! You got me monologuing.

0:49:48 > 0:49:49I can't believe it.

0:49:51 > 0:49:54It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy.

0:49:54 > 0:49:57I save the best inventions for myself.

0:49:57 > 0:49:59Am I good enough now?! Aah!

0:50:00 > 0:50:02Who's super now?

0:50:02 > 0:50:05I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis and...

0:50:06 > 0:50:07Oh, brilliant!

0:50:12 > 0:50:14(COUGHING)

0:50:25 > 0:50:27All right, try this one on for size, big boy.

0:50:27 > 0:50:30(BEEPING)

0:50:44 > 0:50:48(GROANING, SPLUTTERING)

0:50:50 > 0:50:52(GASPS)

0:51:01 > 0:51:03Gazerbeam.

0:51:14 > 0:51:16Kronos?

0:51:40 > 0:51:42SCANNER: 'Life reading negative.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44'Mr Incredible terminated.'

0:51:48 > 0:51:52This project has completely confiscated my life, darling,

0:51:52 > 0:51:54consumed me as only hero work can.

0:51:54 > 0:51:56My best work, I must admit.

0:51:56 > 0:51:59Simple, elegant, yet bold.

0:51:59 > 0:52:00You will die.

0:52:00 > 0:52:01E, I just...

0:52:01 > 0:52:02I did Robert's suit,

0:52:02 > 0:52:04and it turned out so beautiful,

0:52:04 > 0:52:06I had to continue.

0:52:06 > 0:52:07E, it's great to see you, but I got to tell you,

0:52:07 > 0:52:09I have no idea what you're talking about.

0:52:09 > 0:52:13Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.

0:52:13 > 0:52:15Too much of it, darling. Too much!

0:52:15 > 0:52:17That is why I show you my work.

0:52:17 > 0:52:18That is why you are here.

0:52:25 > 0:52:28Edna Mode.

0:52:28 > 0:52:29And guest.

0:52:45 > 0:52:47Come, sit.

0:52:51 > 0:52:52Cream and sugar?

0:52:52 > 0:52:54Thanks.

0:52:54 > 0:52:55I started with the baby.

0:52:55 > 0:52:57Started?

0:52:57 > 0:52:58Shh! Darling!

0:52:58 > 0:52:59I cut it a little roomy

0:52:59 > 0:53:01for the free movement.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin,

0:53:04 > 0:53:08and can also withstand a temperature of over 1,000 degrees.

0:53:10 > 0:53:12Completely bullet-proof.

0:53:14 > 0:53:17And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.

0:53:17 > 0:53:20What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?!

0:53:20 > 0:53:22Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24Luck favours the prepared.

0:53:24 > 0:53:26I didn't know the baby's powers,

0:53:26 > 0:53:27so I covered the basics.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.

0:53:31 > 0:53:33Whuh!

0:53:33 > 0:53:37Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction

0:53:37 > 0:53:39without heating up or wearing out.

0:53:39 > 0:53:41A useful feature.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43Your daughter's suit was tricky.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46But I finally created a sturdy material

0:53:46 > 0:53:49that will disappear completely as she does.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55Your suit can stretch as far as you can

0:53:55 > 0:53:56without injuring yourself

0:53:56 > 0:53:59and still retain its shape.

0:53:59 > 0:54:03Virtually indestructible...

0:54:03 > 0:54:05yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

0:54:05 > 0:54:09As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device,

0:54:09 > 0:54:11giving you the precise global location

0:54:11 > 0:54:13of the wearer at the touch of a button.

0:54:13 > 0:54:16Well, darling. What do you think?

0:54:16 > 0:54:18What do I think?

0:54:18 > 0:54:20Bob is retired!

0:54:20 > 0:54:21I'm retired!

0:54:21 > 0:54:23Our family is underground.

0:54:23 > 0:54:26You helped my husband resume secret hero work behind my back?

0:54:26 > 0:54:28Well, I assumed you knew, darling.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31Why would he keep secrets from you?

0:54:31 > 0:54:34He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.

0:54:34 > 0:54:38Men at Robert's age are often unstable,

0:54:38 > 0:54:40prone to weakness.

0:54:40 > 0:54:41What are you saying?

0:54:41 > 0:54:43Do you know where he is?

0:54:43 > 0:54:45Of course.

0:54:45 > 0:54:48Do you know where he is?

0:55:09 > 0:55:13(VOICES, STATIC ON RADIO)

0:55:13 > 0:55:15Whuh!

0:55:15 > 0:55:17Aah!

0:55:35 > 0:55:37(SCRAPING)

0:55:37 > 0:55:40(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

0:55:46 > 0:55:48(GRUNT)

0:55:50 > 0:55:51Aah! Aah!

0:55:51 > 0:55:54(VOICE ON RADIO)

0:56:14 > 0:56:16Hey, hey. We got a man down!

0:56:16 > 0:56:18Come on, let's go.

0:56:21 > 0:56:23GUARD: Are you OK? What happened?

0:56:25 > 0:56:29RADIO: 'Break surveillance and engage. Continuing sweep...'

0:57:03 > 0:57:06(GRUNTING)

0:58:05 > 0:58:07WOMAN: 'Insuricare.'

0:58:07 > 0:58:09Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr.

0:58:09 > 0:58:10Bob Parr is my husband.

0:58:10 > 0:58:12I was wondering if you could give me the number

0:58:12 > 0:58:14of the hotel he's staying at.

0:58:14 > 0:58:16The number that I have is no good.

0:58:16 > 0:58:17'Mr Parr no longer works at Insuricare.'

0:58:17 > 0:58:19What do you mean?

0:58:19 > 0:58:21He's on a business trip. A company retreat.

0:58:21 > 0:58:23'My records say his employment was terminated

0:58:23 > 0:58:24'almost two months ago.'

0:58:42 > 0:58:44(GASPS)

0:58:54 > 0:58:57So, you don't know where he is.

0:58:58 > 0:59:02Would you like to find out?

0:59:09 > 0:59:11(RELIEVED SIGH)

0:59:39 > 0:59:41(BEEPING)

0:59:41 > 0:59:44PA: 'Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

0:59:44 > 0:59:47'Intruder alert, intruder alert.

0:59:47 > 0:59:48'Intruder...'

1:00:14 > 1:00:18Ohh! I am such an idiot.

1:00:18 > 1:00:20I let this happen, you know.

1:00:20 > 1:00:22The new sports car, the getting in shape,

1:00:22 > 1:00:24the blond hair, the lies.

1:00:24 > 1:00:27Yes, he attempts to relive the past.

1:00:27 > 1:00:31Now I'm losing him! Oh, what'll I do? What'll I do?

1:00:31 > 1:00:34What are you talking about?

1:00:34 > 1:00:35Hmm?

1:00:35 > 1:00:37You are Elastigirl!

1:00:37 > 1:00:39My God, pull yourself together.

1:00:39 > 1:00:41"What will you do?" - Is this a question?

1:00:41 > 1:00:44You will show him you remember that he is Mr Incredible,

1:00:44 > 1:00:47and you will remind him who YOU are!

1:00:47 > 1:00:48Well, you know where he is.

1:00:48 > 1:00:51Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win!

1:00:51 > 1:00:55And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.

1:00:55 > 1:00:57There's lots of leftovers that you can reheat.

1:00:57 > 1:00:59Make sure Dash does his homework.

1:00:59 > 1:01:01And both of you, get to bed on time.

1:01:01 > 1:01:03I should be back tonight. Late.

1:01:03 > 1:01:05You can be in charge that long, can't you?

1:01:05 > 1:01:08Yeah. But why am I in charge again?

1:01:08 > 1:01:10Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.

1:01:10 > 1:01:13You mean Dad's in trouble,

1:01:13 > 1:01:15or Dad IS the trouble?

1:01:15 > 1:01:18I mean either he's in trouble or he's going to be.

1:01:24 > 1:01:27Hey, what's that? Where'd you get that, Mom?

1:01:27 > 1:01:29You made a cool outfit? Hey, are those for us?

1:01:29 > 1:01:31We all get cool outfits?

1:01:31 > 1:01:34Dash, you come back here this moment! (TELEPHONE RINGS)

1:01:35 > 1:01:38Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back.

1:01:38 > 1:01:40Listen, I know this is short notice,

1:01:40 > 1:01:41but I was hoping that I could get you to...

1:01:41 > 1:01:42What are these?

1:01:42 > 1:01:44Look, I'm the Dash!

1:01:44 > 1:01:45The Dash likes.

1:01:45 > 1:01:47Just a second.

1:01:47 > 1:01:49Take that off before somebody sees you.

1:01:49 > 1:01:51But you're packing one just like it.

1:01:51 > 1:01:52Are you hiding something?

1:01:52 > 1:01:53Please, honey, I'm on the phone...

1:01:53 > 1:01:54Dash!

1:01:54 > 1:01:56This is yours. It's specially made.

1:01:56 > 1:01:57What's going on?

1:01:57 > 1:01:59You're not coming! And I've got to pack!

1:02:01 > 1:02:03What makes you think it's special?

1:02:03 > 1:02:06I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?

1:02:14 > 1:02:17Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.

1:02:17 > 1:02:19'What do you need?'

1:02:19 > 1:02:20A jet.

1:02:20 > 1:02:21What have you got that's fast?

1:02:21 > 1:02:23'Let me think.'

1:02:31 > 1:02:34Island approach. India Golf niner-niner checking in.

1:02:34 > 1:02:36VFR on top. Over.

1:02:36 > 1:02:39(RADIO STATIC)

1:02:39 > 1:02:41Island tower, this is India Golf niner-niner

1:02:41 > 1:02:44requesting vectors to the initial. Over.

1:02:44 > 1:02:46(RADIO STATIC)

1:02:46 > 1:02:47Hmm.

1:02:54 > 1:02:56Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl.

1:02:56 > 1:02:59You're overreacting. Everything's fine.

1:02:59 > 1:03:01They're just all getting coffee.

1:03:01 > 1:03:06At the same time. Yeah.

1:03:19 > 1:03:22You, sir, truly are "Mr Incredible".

1:03:22 > 1:03:24You know, I was right to idolise you.

1:03:24 > 1:03:26I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe

1:03:26 > 1:03:30by hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, man!

1:03:30 > 1:03:34I'm still geeking out about it! (SIGHS)

1:03:34 > 1:03:37And then you had to just go and ruin the ride.

1:03:37 > 1:03:40I mean, Mr Incredible calling for help?

1:03:40 > 1:03:42(MOCKING) "Help me, help me."

1:03:42 > 1:03:43Lame, lame, lame,

1:03:43 > 1:03:46lame, lame! All right, who did you contact?

1:03:46 > 1:03:49Contact? What are you talking about?

1:03:51 > 1:03:53(GROANING)

1:03:53 > 1:03:56I am referring to last night at 23:07 hours

1:03:56 > 1:03:58while you were snooping around.

1:03:58 > 1:03:59You sent out a homing signal.

1:03:59 > 1:04:02I didn't know about the homing device.

1:04:05 > 1:04:06Arghh!

1:04:06 > 1:04:09Now a government plane

1:04:09 > 1:04:11is requesting permission to land here.

1:04:11 > 1:04:12Who did you contact?!

1:04:12 > 1:04:14I didn't send for a plane.

1:04:14 > 1:04:16Play the transmission.

1:04:16 > 1:04:19HELEN: 'India Golf niner-niner checking in....'

1:04:19 > 1:04:20Helen.

1:04:20 > 1:04:23So you DO know these people.

1:04:23 > 1:04:26Well, then, I'll send them a little greeting.

1:04:29 > 1:04:30Ow! Violet!

1:04:30 > 1:04:32It's not my fault.

1:04:32 > 1:04:34Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it...

1:04:34 > 1:04:35That's not true!

1:04:35 > 1:04:38You said, "Something's up with Mom. We have to find out what."

1:04:38 > 1:04:42- ..And it's not my fault! - It's 100% all-yours idea!

1:04:42 > 1:04:45Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack alone?

1:04:45 > 1:04:47Yes, Mom, I'm completely... of course we got a sitter.

1:04:47 > 1:04:49Do you think I'm totally irresponsible?

1:04:49 > 1:04:51- We wouldn't do that. - Thanks a lot!

1:04:51 > 1:04:53All right, well, who'd you get?

1:04:53 > 1:04:55You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs Parr.

1:04:55 > 1:04:57I've got this baby-sitting thing wired.

1:04:57 > 1:04:59I've taken courses and learned CPR,

1:04:59 > 1:05:01and I got excellent marks and certificates I can produce on demand.

1:05:01 > 1:05:02Kari.

1:05:02 > 1:05:04I brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter,

1:05:04 > 1:05:07because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.

1:05:07 > 1:05:08- Kari... - 'And the beauty part is...'

1:05:08 > 1:05:10the babies don't have to listen

1:05:10 > 1:05:11cos they're asleep!

1:05:11 > 1:05:13I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept,

1:05:13 > 1:05:16because half the time I don't even know what anyone's talking about.

1:05:16 > 1:05:19Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this.

1:05:19 > 1:05:23I'll pay you for your trouble, but I'd really rather call a service.

1:05:23 > 1:05:24There's really no need, Mrs Parr.

1:05:24 > 1:05:27I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out.

1:05:27 > 1:05:30(BABY TALK) Can't I, little baby? Who can handle it?

1:05:30 > 1:05:32'Who can handle it?' (BEEPING)

1:05:39 > 1:05:42India Golf niner-niner transmitting in the blind guard.

1:05:42 > 1:05:44Disengage. Repeat, disengage.

1:05:57 > 1:05:59Aah! Aah!

1:06:13 > 1:06:15Disengage, repeat, disengage. Friendlies...

1:06:15 > 1:06:17No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything.

1:06:17 > 1:06:19Too late.

1:06:19 > 1:06:2015 years too late.

1:06:22 > 1:06:24Friendlies at two-zero miles south-southwest

1:06:24 > 1:06:27of your position. Angels 10. Track east. Disengage. Over.

1:06:27 > 1:06:30Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane.

1:06:30 > 1:06:32You said we weren't supposed to use our powers.

1:06:32 > 1:06:34I know what I said. Listen to what I'm saying now!

1:06:34 > 1:06:36Disengage. Repeat, disengage!

1:06:40 > 1:06:42Mom?

1:06:42 > 1:06:43Violet!

1:06:43 > 1:06:45Mayday, Mayday! India Golf niner-niner is buddy-spiked.

1:06:45 > 1:06:48Abort! Abort! There are children aboard.

1:06:48 > 1:06:49'Say again, there are children aboard!'

1:06:49 > 1:06:50No!

1:06:52 > 1:06:53Put a field around us now!

1:06:53 > 1:06:55I've never done one that big.

1:06:55 > 1:06:56Violet! Do it now!

1:06:57 > 1:06:58Abort, abort, abort!

1:07:00 > 1:07:02Abort, abort, abort!

1:07:16 > 1:07:19(ALL SCREAMING)

1:07:32 > 1:07:34Brace yourselves!

1:07:40 > 1:07:41Mom! Mom?

1:07:41 > 1:07:42Everybody calm down

1:07:42 > 1:07:45and I'll tell you what we're not going to do.

1:07:45 > 1:07:47We're not going to panic, we're not going to... Look out!

1:07:58 > 1:08:01Whose idea was this?! What are we going do?

1:08:01 > 1:08:03We're dead! We're dead!

1:08:03 > 1:08:05- It blew up! - We survived but we're dead!

1:08:05 > 1:08:08Stop it!

1:08:08 > 1:08:10We are not going to die!

1:08:10 > 1:08:11Now, both of you will get a grip,

1:08:11 > 1:08:14or so help me, I will ground you for a month!

1:08:14 > 1:08:16Understand?!

1:08:16 > 1:08:20We have a confirmed hit. Target was destroyed.

1:08:20 > 1:08:22Ah, you'll get over it.

1:08:22 > 1:08:26I seem to recall you prefer to "work alone".

1:08:26 > 1:08:28(EVIL LAUGHTER)

1:08:35 > 1:08:37Release me. Now!

1:08:37 > 1:08:39Or what?

1:08:39 > 1:08:40I'll crush her.

1:08:40 > 1:08:43That sounds a little dark for you. Ah, go ahead.

1:08:43 > 1:08:46It'll be easy, like breaking a toothpick.

1:08:46 > 1:08:48(LAUGHING) Show me.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02(SYNDROME) I knew you couldn't do it,

1:09:02 > 1:09:05even when you have nothing to lose.

1:09:05 > 1:09:07You're weak.

1:09:07 > 1:09:09And I have outgrown you.

1:09:11 > 1:09:13(BOB CRYING)

1:09:18 > 1:09:22Those were short-range missiles. Land-based.

1:09:22 > 1:09:24That way is our best bet.

1:09:24 > 1:09:27You want to go TOWARD the people that tried to kill us?

1:09:27 > 1:09:29If it means land, yes.

1:09:29 > 1:09:31You expect us to swim there?

1:09:31 > 1:09:34I expect you to trust me.

1:10:27 > 1:10:29Ohh...

1:10:31 > 1:10:32Ohh...

1:10:32 > 1:10:34What a trouper.

1:10:34 > 1:10:37I'm so proud of you.

1:10:37 > 1:10:39Thanks, Mom.

1:10:44 > 1:10:47I think your father is in trouble.

1:10:47 > 1:10:50If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doing so hot either.

1:10:50 > 1:10:51I'm going to look for him.

1:10:51 > 1:10:54And that means you're in charge until I get back, Violet.

1:10:54 > 1:10:55What?!

1:10:55 > 1:10:56You heard her.

1:10:58 > 1:11:02Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession.

1:11:02 > 1:11:03Protect it.

1:11:03 > 1:11:06And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.

1:11:06 > 1:11:08- But you said never to use... - I know what I said!

1:11:11 > 1:11:13Remember the bad guys on those shows

1:11:13 > 1:11:16you used to watch on Saturday mornings?

1:11:16 > 1:11:19Well, these guys are not like those guys.

1:11:19 > 1:11:23They won't exercise restraint because you're children.

1:11:23 > 1:11:26They will kill you if they get the chance.

1:11:26 > 1:11:28Do not give them that chance.

1:11:28 > 1:11:30- Mom... - Vi, I'm counting on you.

1:11:30 > 1:11:32- There's something... - I'm counting on you.

1:11:32 > 1:11:34Be strong.

1:11:34 > 1:11:36Dash, if anything goes wrong,

1:11:36 > 1:11:38I want you to run as fast as you can.

1:11:38 > 1:11:40- As fast as I can? - As fast as you can.

1:11:40 > 1:11:43Stay hidden. Keep each other safe.

1:11:43 > 1:11:45I'll be back by morning.

1:11:48 > 1:11:50Mom!

1:11:50 > 1:11:53Mom, what happened on the plane, I'm sorry.

1:11:53 > 1:11:57I wanted to help. I mean, when you asked me to... I'm sorry.

1:11:57 > 1:11:58Shh. It isn't your fault.

1:11:58 > 1:12:02It wasn't fair for me to suddenly ask so much of you.

1:12:02 > 1:12:05But things are different now.

1:12:05 > 1:12:08And doubt is a luxury we can't afford any more, sweetie.

1:12:08 > 1:12:10You have more power than you realise.

1:12:10 > 1:12:12Don't think. And don't worry.

1:12:12 > 1:12:15If the time comes, you'll know what to do.

1:12:15 > 1:12:17It's in your blood.

1:12:53 > 1:12:55He's not weak, you know.

1:12:55 > 1:12:57What?

1:12:57 > 1:12:59Valuing life is not weakness.

1:12:59 > 1:13:00Oh, hey, look, look,

1:13:00 > 1:13:02if you're talking about what happened

1:13:02 > 1:13:04in the containment unit, I had everything under control.

1:13:04 > 1:13:07And disregarding it is not strength.

1:13:07 > 1:13:10I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all.

1:13:10 > 1:13:12I knew he wouldn't have it in him to actually...

1:13:12 > 1:13:15Next time you gamble, bet your own life.

1:13:29 > 1:13:31OK, OK, OK.

1:14:11 > 1:14:12(GASPS)

1:14:20 > 1:14:22(VOICES ON RADIO)

1:14:23 > 1:14:25A rocket?

1:14:43 > 1:14:45(SIGHS, GASPS)

1:15:18 > 1:15:19Hey!

1:15:52 > 1:15:53Whew.

1:16:14 > 1:16:17Well, not that this isn't fun,

1:16:17 > 1:16:19but I'm going to go look around.

1:16:19 > 1:16:20What do you think is going on here?

1:16:20 > 1:16:23Do you think we're on vacation or something?

1:16:23 > 1:16:25Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy.

1:16:25 > 1:16:28Or worse. (WHISPERING) Their marriage.

1:16:28 > 1:16:30Their marriage?

1:16:30 > 1:16:34So, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage?

1:16:34 > 1:16:36Oh, forget it. You're so immature.

1:16:36 > 1:16:38OK, I'm going to go look around.

1:16:38 > 1:16:40Mom said to stay hidden.

1:16:40 > 1:16:42I'm not going to leave the cave.

1:16:42 > 1:16:44Sheesh.

1:16:44 > 1:16:47(VOICES OVER RADIO)

1:17:20 > 1:17:22(ECHOING) Cool!

1:17:22 > 1:17:25(ECHOING) Cool!

1:17:25 > 1:17:28(RADIO) 'Roger. We are ready for launch.'

1:17:33 > 1:17:35Aah! Aah! Aah!

1:17:37 > 1:17:40Vi, Vi, Vi, Vi!

1:17:40 > 1:17:41What did you do?

1:17:53 > 1:17:56(RADIO) 'ETA two-niner. Over.

1:17:56 > 1:17:58'ETA, now confirm... your frequency.

1:17:58 > 1:18:01'TCI clear. Condition yellow. Status norm.

1:18:03 > 1:18:05'Not responding to IFF.

1:18:05 > 1:18:09'IRCM reads negative.'

1:18:09 > 1:18:10Bob.

1:18:10 > 1:18:11Huh? What?

1:18:11 > 1:18:12I didn't say anything.

1:18:28 > 1:18:29(BIRDS TWEETING)

1:18:31 > 1:18:32Ucch!

1:18:32 > 1:18:35Eew, ew, ew!

1:18:39 > 1:18:42Identification, please.

1:18:42 > 1:18:45Hey! Hey, Violet! Come here, look.

1:18:45 > 1:18:46Look, it talks! What?

1:18:46 > 1:18:47There. That one.

1:18:47 > 1:18:49Voice key incorrect.

1:18:49 > 1:18:51Voice key?

1:18:51 > 1:18:53Voice key incorrect.

1:18:53 > 1:18:55Wait a second.

1:18:55 > 1:18:57(ALARM SOUNDS)

1:18:57 > 1:18:58What are we going to do? Run!

1:18:58 > 1:18:59Where are we going?

1:18:59 > 1:19:01Away from here!

1:19:05 > 1:19:09PA: 'Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.'

1:19:29 > 1:19:31There isn't much time.

1:19:31 > 1:19:32No, there isn't.

1:19:32 > 1:19:34In fact, there's no time at all.

1:19:34 > 1:19:37Please... Why are you here?

1:19:37 > 1:19:39How can you possibly bring me lower?

1:19:39 > 1:19:41What more can you take away from me?

1:19:41 > 1:19:45(CHOKING) Family survived the crash.

1:19:45 > 1:19:47They're here on the island!

1:19:47 > 1:19:48They're alive?

1:19:48 > 1:19:52(GASPING, COUGHING)

1:20:01 > 1:20:02Helen?

1:20:02 > 1:20:03Hello.

1:20:03 > 1:20:06You must be Mrs...

1:20:06 > 1:20:08She was helping me to escape.

1:20:08 > 1:20:10No, that's what I was doing.

1:20:10 > 1:20:11Let go of me!

1:20:11 > 1:20:15Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep!

1:20:16 > 1:20:18How could I betray the perfect woman?

1:20:18 > 1:20:20Oh, you're referring to me now?

1:20:20 > 1:20:21Where are the kids?

1:20:21 > 1:20:23What?! They might have triggered the alert.

1:20:23 > 1:20:25Security's been sent into the jungle. You'd better get going.

1:20:25 > 1:20:26Now our kids are in danger?

1:20:26 > 1:20:28If you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?

1:20:28 > 1:20:30I didn't bring them. They stowed away.

1:20:30 > 1:20:32And I don't think you're striking...

1:20:39 > 1:20:40GUARD: Think they're supers?

1:20:40 > 1:20:43Dash, remember what Mom said.

1:20:43 > 1:20:44What? Hey, stop talking!

1:20:44 > 1:20:46Hold it! Freeze!

1:20:46 > 1:20:47Dash, run!

1:20:47 > 1:20:49What? Run!

1:20:49 > 1:20:50Oh, yeah.

1:20:50 > 1:20:52- They're supers! - Get the boy!

1:20:54 > 1:20:55Show yourself!

1:21:05 > 1:21:08(SPITTING)

1:21:47 > 1:21:52Aah!

1:21:53 > 1:21:55Hey!

1:22:02 > 1:22:03Ha ha!

1:22:09 > 1:22:11Aah!

1:22:11 > 1:22:14Aah! Aah! Aah!

1:22:18 > 1:22:21I'm alive. Yeah!

1:22:21 > 1:22:22Woo-hoo!

1:22:22 > 1:22:23Uh-oh.

1:22:45 > 1:22:47(GASPS)

1:22:49 > 1:22:51(LAUGHING)

1:23:30 > 1:23:33I should've told you I was fired, I admit it.

1:23:33 > 1:23:35But I didn't want you to worry.

1:23:35 > 1:23:36You didn't want me to worry?

1:23:36 > 1:23:39And we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle.

1:23:39 > 1:23:42You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm just happy you're alive.

1:23:44 > 1:23:47I know you're there, Little Miss Disappear.

1:23:59 > 1:24:01You can't hide from me.

1:24:06 > 1:24:08There you are.

1:24:08 > 1:24:09Hey!

1:24:13 > 1:24:15Don't touch my sister!

1:24:22 > 1:24:24- How are you doing that? - I don't know!

1:24:24 > 1:24:26Whatever you do, don't stop!

1:24:36 > 1:24:38(EXPLOSION)

1:24:42 > 1:24:43Mom! Dad! Hey!

1:24:45 > 1:24:47Kids!

1:24:47 > 1:24:48- You're all right. - Oh, you're all right.

1:24:48 > 1:24:50We were so worried about you.

1:24:50 > 1:24:51I thought I'd never see you again.

1:25:07 > 1:25:10BOTH: Oh, I love you.

1:25:10 > 1:25:12Wow. Whoa.

1:25:24 > 1:25:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Time-out!

1:25:28 > 1:25:32What have we here, matching uniforms?

1:25:32 > 1:25:37Oh, no! Elastigirl? (LAUGHS)

1:25:37 > 1:25:41You married Elastigirl? Whoa!

1:25:41 > 1:25:43And got busy!

1:25:43 > 1:25:46It's a whole family of supers.

1:25:46 > 1:25:48Looks like I've hit the jackpot!

1:25:48 > 1:25:51Oh, this is just too good!

1:25:51 > 1:25:52TV: 'The ship's design suggests that...

1:25:52 > 1:25:53'There were no fatalities...'

1:25:53 > 1:25:56Huh? Huh? Oh, come on!

1:25:56 > 1:25:59You've got to admit this is cool.

1:25:59 > 1:26:00Just like a movie!

1:26:00 > 1:26:02The robot will emerge dramatically,

1:26:02 > 1:26:03do some damage,

1:26:03 > 1:26:05throw in some screaming people!

1:26:05 > 1:26:10And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day!

1:26:10 > 1:26:12I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!

1:26:12 > 1:26:15You mean you killed off real heroes

1:26:15 > 1:26:16so that you could pretend to be one?

1:26:16 > 1:26:20Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you!

1:26:20 > 1:26:21And I did it without your precious gifts,

1:26:21 > 1:26:23your oh-so-special powers.

1:26:23 > 1:26:25I'll give them heroics.

1:26:25 > 1:26:28I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen!

1:26:28 > 1:26:31And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions

1:26:31 > 1:26:33so that everyone can be superheroes,

1:26:33 > 1:26:35everyone can be super.

1:26:35 > 1:26:38(CHUCKLING) And when everyone's super...

1:26:38 > 1:26:41Ha ha ha ha ha!

1:26:41 > 1:26:43No-one will be.

1:26:43 > 1:26:46(EVIL LAUGHTER)

1:27:03 > 1:27:05(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)

1:27:07 > 1:27:08Fire at will!

1:27:16 > 1:27:18TV: 'It's overwhelming the tanks.'

1:27:18 > 1:27:20BOB: I'm sorry.

1:27:20 > 1:27:24This is my fault. I've been a lousy father.

1:27:24 > 1:27:26Blind to what I have.

1:27:26 > 1:27:28So obsessed with being undervalued

1:27:28 > 1:27:30that I undervalued all of you.

1:27:30 > 1:27:31Um, Dad?

1:27:31 > 1:27:32Shh. Don't interrupt.

1:27:32 > 1:27:34So caught up in the past that I...I...

1:27:36 > 1:27:37YOU are my greatest adventure,

1:27:37 > 1:27:40and I almost missed it.

1:27:40 > 1:27:43I swear, I'm going to get us out of this safely if I...

1:27:43 > 1:27:46Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today,

1:27:46 > 1:27:49but I think it's time we wind down now.

1:27:52 > 1:27:53We need to get back to the mainland.

1:27:53 > 1:27:56I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in. Straight ahead, I think.

1:27:56 > 1:27:58(LAUGHTER)

1:28:05 > 1:28:07Where are all the guards?

1:28:07 > 1:28:10Go, go!

1:28:12 > 1:28:16GUARD: Hey, every time they run, you take a shot.

1:28:16 > 1:28:19(LAUGHING) Oh...

1:28:20 > 1:28:22(FIGHTING)

1:28:24 > 1:28:25(WHISTLES)

1:28:31 > 1:28:33This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.

1:28:33 > 1:28:34A jet's not fast enough.

1:28:34 > 1:28:36What's faster than a jet?

1:28:36 > 1:28:38Hey, how about a rocket?

1:28:41 > 1:28:43Great! I can't fly a rocket.

1:28:43 > 1:28:45You don't have to.

1:28:45 > 1:28:48Use the coordinates from the last launch.

1:28:49 > 1:28:53Ah, wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now.

1:28:53 > 1:28:55How do I get in the computer?

1:28:55 > 1:28:56'Say please.'

1:29:11 > 1:29:13Honey? What? >

1:29:13 > 1:29:14Where is my supersuit?

1:29:14 > 1:29:15What? >

1:29:15 > 1:29:18Where is my supersuit?!

1:29:18 > 1:29:20I, uh, put it away. >

1:29:20 > 1:29:21Where?!

1:29:21 > 1:29:23Why do you need to know?

1:29:23 > 1:29:25I need it!

1:29:25 > 1:29:28Don't you think about running off and doing no derring-do.

1:29:28 > 1:29:30We've been planning this dinner for two months!

1:29:30 > 1:29:31The public is in danger!

1:29:31 > 1:29:33My evening's in danger!

1:29:33 > 1:29:34You tell me where my suit is, woman!

1:29:34 > 1:29:36We are talking about the greater good.

1:29:36 > 1:29:39Greater good? I am your wife!

1:29:39 > 1:29:42I'm the greatest good you are ever going to get!

1:29:45 > 1:29:46Run!

1:29:48 > 1:29:49My baby!

1:29:53 > 1:29:55MAN: The supers have returned!

1:29:55 > 1:29:56Is that Fironic?

1:29:56 > 1:29:57MAN: Fironic?

1:29:57 > 1:29:59No, Fironic has a different outfit.

1:29:59 > 1:30:04No, no, I'm a new superhero! I'm Syndrome!

1:30:07 > 1:30:08All right, stand back.

1:30:12 > 1:30:17Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners.

1:30:18 > 1:30:19Ha ha!

1:30:31 > 1:30:32Aah!

1:30:45 > 1:30:46Are we there yet?

1:30:46 > 1:30:49We get there when we get there.

1:30:51 > 1:30:53BOB: How ya doin', honey?!

1:30:53 > 1:30:56Do I have to answer?!

1:30:58 > 1:31:01Kids, strap yourselves down like I told you.

1:31:04 > 1:31:07Here we go, honey.

1:31:07 > 1:31:09Ready, Violet?

1:31:09 > 1:31:12Ready...now!

1:31:14 > 1:31:16This is going to be rough.

1:31:23 > 1:31:25The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I take?

1:31:25 > 1:31:27Traction Avenue. That'll take me downtown.

1:31:27 > 1:31:30- I take Seventh, don't I? - Don't take Seventh!

1:31:30 > 1:31:33Great, we missed it. You asked me how to get there and I told you.

1:31:33 > 1:31:35Exit at Traction. That'll take me downtown.

1:31:35 > 1:31:36It's coming up! Get in the right lane! Signal!

1:31:36 > 1:31:38We don't exit at Traction! You're going to miss it!

1:31:38 > 1:31:39Aah!

1:31:39 > 1:31:40(HORNS HONKING)

1:31:47 > 1:31:49Aah!

1:32:03 > 1:32:07Is... Is everybody OK back there?

1:32:07 > 1:32:08Super-duper, Dad!

1:32:08 > 1:32:10(LAUGHING) Do that again.

1:32:10 > 1:32:12(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1:32:12 > 1:32:16Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.

1:32:16 > 1:32:19While what, I watch helplessly from the sidelines?

1:32:19 > 1:32:20I don't think so.

1:32:20 > 1:32:22I'm asking you to wait with the kids.

1:32:22 > 1:32:24I'm telling you, not a chance.

1:32:24 > 1:32:26You're my husband, I'm with you. For better or worse.

1:32:26 > 1:32:28I have to do this alone.

1:32:28 > 1:32:30What is this to you, playtime? No.

1:32:30 > 1:32:31So you can be Mr Incredible again? No!

1:32:31 > 1:32:32Then what? What is it?

1:32:32 > 1:32:34I'm not... Not what?

1:32:34 > 1:32:35I'm not strong enough.

1:32:35 > 1:32:36Strong enough. And this will make you stronger?

1:32:36 > 1:32:37Yes. No!

1:32:37 > 1:32:39That's what this is, some sort of workout?

1:32:39 > 1:32:42I can't lose you again!

1:32:42 > 1:32:45I can't. Not again.

1:32:45 > 1:32:48I'm not...strong enough.

1:32:56 > 1:32:59If we work together, you won't have to be.

1:32:59 > 1:33:00I don't know what'll happen.

1:33:00 > 1:33:03Hey, we're superheroes. What can happen?

1:33:03 > 1:33:05Aah!

1:33:06 > 1:33:09Aah! Vi! Dash! No!

1:33:18 > 1:33:20Violet?

1:33:21 > 1:33:23(BOB GROANING)

1:33:23 > 1:33:25Dad! Go, go!

1:33:34 > 1:33:36I'm OK, Mom. Really.

1:33:36 > 1:33:38Stay here, OK?

1:33:48 > 1:33:49Frozone!

1:33:49 > 1:33:50Yeah!

1:33:54 > 1:33:54Bob!

1:33:54 > 1:33:56Whoa!

1:33:56 > 1:33:57Hey!

1:34:07 > 1:34:09Huh?

1:34:12 > 1:34:14Syndrome's remote!

1:34:23 > 1:34:24The remote controls the robot!

1:34:26 > 1:34:29Dad! Throw it, throw it!

1:34:29 > 1:34:30Go long!

1:34:41 > 1:34:42Got it!

1:34:46 > 1:34:48Honey, take out its guns!

1:34:55 > 1:34:57Dash! Gotcha!

1:35:34 > 1:35:35(VIOLET SCREAMS)

1:35:40 > 1:35:42Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!

1:35:44 > 1:35:47A remote? A remote that controls what?

1:35:49 > 1:35:50The robot?

1:35:58 > 1:36:00It's coming back!

1:36:00 > 1:36:03(BOB YELLS)

1:36:03 > 1:36:04That wasn't right. Give me that!

1:36:05 > 1:36:09We can't stop it. The only thing hard enough to penetrate it is...

1:36:12 > 1:36:13..itself.

1:36:13 > 1:36:15It's getting closer!

1:36:15 > 1:36:17It doesn't work! Kids!

1:36:18 > 1:36:20It's not doing anything. No, no, no, no!

1:36:20 > 1:36:22Try to buy us some time. Try the one next to it.

1:36:27 > 1:36:28Honey!

1:36:34 > 1:36:37Wait a minute. Press that button again!

1:36:37 > 1:36:40No, the other one! The first one!

1:36:40 > 1:36:42First button! Got it!

1:36:42 > 1:36:44- It's getting closer! - Look out!

1:36:44 > 1:36:47Get out of here, kids. Find a safe spot. We're not going anywhere.

1:36:47 > 1:36:48BOB: Press the button! Not yet!

1:36:48 > 1:36:49Helen...

1:36:49 > 1:36:51What are you waiting for?!

1:36:51 > 1:36:53A closer target! You got one shot!

1:36:57 > 1:36:58Everybody duck!

1:37:19 > 1:37:21Ha ha. Hey, 'Zone.

1:37:21 > 1:37:22(LAUGHING)

1:37:22 > 1:37:25(CHEERING)

1:37:27 > 1:37:29Huh? No!

1:37:29 > 1:37:33Hey, did you see that? That's the way to do it.

1:37:33 > 1:37:35That's old school.

1:37:35 > 1:37:38Yeah, no school like the old school.

1:37:40 > 1:37:42Just like old times.

1:37:42 > 1:37:43Oh! Just like old times.

1:37:43 > 1:37:46Ha ha. Yeah. Hurt then, too.

1:37:48 > 1:37:50We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets.

1:37:50 > 1:37:53If he even sneezes, we'll be there with a hanky

1:37:53 > 1:37:54and a pair of handcuffs.

1:37:54 > 1:37:56The people of this country are indebted to you.

1:37:56 > 1:37:58Does this mean we can come out of hiding?

1:37:58 > 1:38:00Let the politicians figure that one out.

1:38:00 > 1:38:02But I've been asked to assure you

1:38:02 > 1:38:04that we'll take care of everything else.

1:38:04 > 1:38:05You did good, Bob.

1:38:05 > 1:38:07(TELEPHONE BEEPS) 'Hi, this is Kari.

1:38:07 > 1:38:10'I have a question about Jack-Jack...'

1:38:10 > 1:38:11Come on. We're in a limo.

1:38:11 > 1:38:14Hey, you're wearing your hair back?

1:38:14 > 1:38:16Huh? Ooh, yeah. I just...yeah.

1:38:16 > 1:38:18It looks good. Thanks, Dad.

1:38:18 > 1:38:20That was cool when you threw that car!

1:38:20 > 1:38:22Not as cool as you running on water.

1:38:22 > 1:38:23Hey, Mom, that was sweet

1:38:23 > 1:38:26when you snagged that bad guy with your arm

1:38:26 > 1:38:28and then kind of whiplashed him into the other guy. Sweet!

1:38:28 > 1:38:30I'm trying to listen to messages, honey.

1:38:30 > 1:38:31KARI: 'It's me.'

1:38:31 > 1:38:35'Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening.

1:38:35 > 1:38:38'Jack-Jack's still fine, but I'm getting really weirded out!

1:38:38 > 1:38:40'When are you coming back?'

1:38:40 > 1:38:42..aced those guys that tried to kill us!

1:38:42 > 1:38:46That was the best vacation ever! I love our family.

1:38:46 > 1:38:49'I'm not fine, Mrs Parr!'

1:38:49 > 1:38:52'Put that down! Stop it! You need to call me.

1:38:52 > 1:38:54'I need help, Mrs Parr!'

1:38:54 > 1:38:56Bob, listen to this.

1:38:56 > 1:38:58'I'm going to call the police or somebody...

1:38:58 > 1:38:59(CALM) 'Hi, this is Kari.

1:38:59 > 1:39:03'Sorry for freaking out, but your baby has special needs.

1:39:03 > 1:39:05'Anyway, thanks for sending a replacement sitter...'

1:39:05 > 1:39:08Replacement? I didn't call a replacement.

1:39:12 > 1:39:15Shh. The baby is sleeping.

1:39:15 > 1:39:18(EVIL LAUGH)

1:39:18 > 1:39:20You took away my future.

1:39:20 > 1:39:21I'm simply returning the favour.

1:39:21 > 1:39:23Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor.

1:39:23 > 1:39:26Supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren't.

1:39:26 > 1:39:30And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick.

1:39:32 > 1:39:34Ha-ha!

1:39:34 > 1:39:37He's getting away, Bob! We have to do something! We have to do something now!

1:39:37 > 1:39:39(CRYING)

1:39:47 > 1:39:48Aah!

1:39:48 > 1:39:50Aah!

1:39:50 > 1:39:52Aah!

1:39:52 > 1:39:54Something's happening. What's happening?

1:39:59 > 1:40:01We have to stop him! Throw something!

1:40:01 > 1:40:03I can't! I might hit Jack-Jack.

1:40:03 > 1:40:05(SCREECHING)

1:40:05 > 1:40:06Aah! Aah!

1:40:06 > 1:40:07Throw me.

1:40:12 > 1:40:13Bob, throw me!

1:40:15 > 1:40:17(CRYING)

1:40:17 > 1:40:19(COOING)

1:40:19 > 1:40:20No! Aah!

1:40:23 > 1:40:26This isn't the end of it! I will get your son eventually.

1:40:26 > 1:40:28I'll get your son!

1:40:28 > 1:40:29Ha ha ha ha! (GASPS)

1:40:29 > 1:40:30Oh, no.

1:40:41 > 1:40:45Look at Mommy, honey. Don't look down. Mommy's got you.

1:40:45 > 1:40:47Everything is all right.

1:41:02 > 1:41:04That's my girl.

1:41:04 > 1:41:06Does this mean we have to move again?

1:41:06 > 1:41:09(ALL LAUGHING)

1:41:09 > 1:41:11LITTLE BOY: Oh, man.

1:41:11 > 1:41:14That was totally wicked!

1:41:27 > 1:41:28(LAUGHING)

1:41:30 > 1:41:33Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet?

1:41:33 > 1:41:34I mean, what is that all about?

1:41:34 > 1:41:36Well, I always thought it was more of a...

1:41:36 > 1:41:37Hey. Hey.

1:41:37 > 1:41:39You're, uh, Violet, right?

1:41:39 > 1:41:40That's me.

1:41:40 > 1:41:41See you, Vi.

1:41:41 > 1:41:42You look different.

1:41:42 > 1:41:43I feel different.

1:41:43 > 1:41:45Is different OK?

1:41:45 > 1:41:47Hey, different is... (CLEARS THROAT)

1:41:47 > 1:41:48Different is great.

1:41:48 > 1:41:50(STAMMERING) Would you...

1:41:50 > 1:41:52Yeah? Do you think maybe...

1:41:52 > 1:41:53You and I... Yeah?

1:41:53 > 1:41:54You know, um, do you...

1:41:54 > 1:41:55Shh.

1:41:55 > 1:41:58I like movies. I'll buy the popcorn. OK?

1:41:58 > 1:41:59Uh...movie.

1:41:59 > 1:42:02There you go. Yeah. Yeah!

1:42:02 > 1:42:04Wait, wait. So, Friday?

1:42:04 > 1:42:05Friday.

1:42:06 > 1:42:08(CROWD CHEERING)

1:42:08 > 1:42:10Go, Dash, go. Run!

1:42:10 > 1:42:11BOB: Go, go, go, go! Run! Run!

1:42:11 > 1:42:14Come on, run! Pick up the pace.

1:42:14 > 1:42:15Run!

1:42:15 > 1:42:16Move it, move it!

1:42:16 > 1:42:19Pace it. Slow down just a little bit.

1:42:19 > 1:42:21Don't give up! Make it close! Second.

1:42:21 > 1:42:24Close second! Close second! Yeah!

1:42:25 > 1:42:27Yeah! Yeah!

1:42:27 > 1:42:28(CHEERING)

1:42:28 > 1:42:30That's my boy!

1:42:30 > 1:42:32Dash, I'm so proud of you.

1:42:32 > 1:42:34I didn't know what the heck you wanted me to do.

1:42:34 > 1:42:36(CRASHING, SCREAMING)

1:42:46 > 1:42:49Behold the Underminer!

1:42:49 > 1:42:52I am always beneath you,

1:42:52 > 1:42:55but nothing is beneath me!

1:42:55 > 1:43:01I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!

1:43:01 > 1:43:06Soon all will tremble before me!