0:00:23 > 0:00:25THUNDER RUMBLES
0:00:41 > 0:00:44HOOVES CLATTER
0:00:51 > 0:00:56Onward, Chauncey! To the highest room of the tallest tower
0:00:56 > 0:01:01where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Charming!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theatre!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Me, too.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Whoa there, Chauncey!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Hark! The brave Prince Charming approacheth.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay the monster that guards you
0:01:29 > 0:01:34- then take my place as rightful king. - What did she say?
0:01:35 > 0:01:36GROANS
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- APPLAUSE - It's Shrek!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Whoo, Shrek, yeah! - ALL CHEER
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Prepare, foul beast,
0:01:45 > 0:01:50to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52# Happy birthday to thee Happy birthday to thee... #
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Do you mind?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Do you mind? Boring!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59ALL LAUGH
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- CLEARS THROAT - Prepare, foul beast...
0:02:06 > 0:02:09ALL LAUGH
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Some day you'll be sorry.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18We already are!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23HE GROANS
0:02:31 > 0:02:34HE SOBS
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Mummy...
0:02:46 > 0:02:49You're right. I can't let this happen.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I can't!
0:02:52 > 0:02:57I am the rightful king of Far Far Away!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59And I promise you this, Mother.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I will restore dignity to my throne!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10And this time, no-one will stand in my way.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26SHREK YAWNS
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Good morning. - Good morning.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, morning breath.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38I know. Isn't it wonderful?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40# Good morning, good morning... #
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Hey! - # The sun is shining through
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# Good morning, good morning
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# To you! And you! And you! #
0:03:48 > 0:03:51CRASHING
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- They grow up so fast. - Not fast enough.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59OK, you'll be filling in for the King and Queen.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Several functions require your attendance, sir.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Great! Let's get started.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- SHREK SNORES - Come on, lazybones! Time to get moving!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Agh! You really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22# I got some sleep and I needed it
0:04:22 > 0:04:25# Not a lot, just a little bit
0:04:25 > 0:04:28# Someone's always trying to keep me from it
0:04:28 > 0:04:31# It's a crying shame
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- # It's a royal pain... # - I knight thee.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Agh!- ALL GASP SHREK LAUGHS Oooh.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41APPLAUSE
0:04:42 > 0:04:44THEY SCREAM
0:04:48 > 0:04:51SCREAMING
0:04:51 > 0:04:54# It's a royal pain in the neck... #
0:04:56 > 0:04:59If you're filling in for one, you should look like a real king.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Can somebody come in and work on Shrek, please?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I will see what I can do.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Oooh!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Ow!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Oooh! - Yeah, wow.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Er, is this really necessary?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Oh, quite necessary, Fiona.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- I'm Shrek, you twit.- Whatever.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39OK, peoples, this isn't a rehearsal. Let's see some hustle!
0:05:39 > 0:05:44- Smiles, everyone!- I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I'm sorry, but can you just try to grin and bear it?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- It's just until Dad gets better. - HE SIGHS
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Shrek?- Yeah?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- You look handsome. - Aww. Come here, you.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05THEY GROAN
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Ohhh! THEY PANT
0:06:10 > 0:06:16Oh. My butt is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh. Hey, you! Come here. What's your name?
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Er, Fiddlesworth, sir. - Ho-ho-ho! Perfect.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26FANFARE PLAYS
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Ladies and gentlemen,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Ahh! You've got it.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42A little to the left. Yeah. Oooh. That's it! That's good.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing! - Shrek.- You're on it.- Shrek!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Agh! My eye! - What are you doing?- Agh!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59SHE SCREAMS Agh! Ooh!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Fiona! Agh!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Are you OK? - Yeah. I'm fine. - SHE GASPS
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Ooh, shrimp! My favourite! - Fire!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16THEY SCREAM
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- That's it! We're leaving! - Please, calm down.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Calm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am an ogre.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36HE SIGHS
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- I think that went well.- Donkey!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Come on, now, Shrek!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Some people just don't understand boundaries. Mioaw
0:07:54 > 0:07:59Just think. A couple more days and we'll be back home
0:07:59 > 0:08:03in our vermin-filled shack strewn with fungus
0:08:03 > 0:08:05and filled with the stench of mud and neglect.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Oh, you had me at "vermin-filled".
0:08:09 > 0:08:13And maybe even the pitter-patter of little feet on the floor.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16That's right, the swamp rats will be spawning.
0:08:16 > 0:08:22Er, no. What I'm thinking of is a little bigger than a swamp rat.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Donkey?- No, Shrek.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Erm, what if, theoretically... - Yeah?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30..they were little ogre feet?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Oh! HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Argh!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39HE SIGHS Honey, let's try and be rational about this.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Have you seen a baby lately?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44They just eat and poop, and they cry
0:08:44 > 0:08:47then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Now, imagine an ogre baby.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55They extra-cry and they extra-poop.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Shrek, don't you ever think about having a family?
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Right now, you're my family.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08KNOCK AT DOOR Somebody better be dying!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12COUGHING I'm dying.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14WHEEZING
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Harold? - COUGHING
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Don't forget to pay the gardener, Lillian.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Of course, darling. - COUGHING
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Fiona.- Yes, Daddy?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I know I made many mistakes with you.
0:09:30 > 0:09:36- It's OK.- But your love for Shrek has...taught me so much.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40My dear boy,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I am proud to call you my son.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48And I'm proud to call you my frog...king dad-in-law.
0:09:48 > 0:09:54Now there is a matter of business to attend to-oo-oo.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57GASPING
0:09:57 > 0:10:00COUGHING
0:10:04 > 0:10:07The Frog King...is dead.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10SHE SOBS
0:10:11 > 0:10:15SPLUTTERING
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Put your hat back on, fool. - Shrek...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20please, come hither.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Yeah, Dad? - This kingdom needs a new king.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34You and Fiona are next in line for the throne.
0:10:34 > 0:10:40Ohh! Next in line. You see, Dad, that's why people love you.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Even on your deathbed, you're still making jokes.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Come on, Dad. An ogre as king?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I don't think that's such a good idea.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56There must be somebody else. Anybody!
0:10:56 > 0:11:01Aside from you, there is only one remaining heir.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Really? Who is he, Dad?
0:11:04 > 0:11:06His name is...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- is... - What's his name? What's his name?!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- is... - GASPING
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Daddy! - WHEEZING
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- His name is Arthur. - Arthur? COUGHING
0:11:35 > 0:11:37GASPING
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I know you'll do
0:11:42 > 0:11:45what's right.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Harold?- Dad? Dad!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Dad?- Do your thing, man.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59SHE WEEPS
0:12:24 > 0:12:28# When you were young and your heart
0:12:28 > 0:12:30# Was an open book
0:12:32 > 0:12:36# You used to say live and let live
0:12:36 > 0:12:39# You know you did, you know you did, you know you did
0:12:39 > 0:12:45# But if this ever changing world in which we're livin'
0:12:45 > 0:12:50# Makes you give in and cry
0:12:52 > 0:12:54# Say live and let die
0:12:57 > 0:12:59# Live and let die
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# Live and let die
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Live and let die
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- # Live and let die... # - THUNDER RUMBLES
0:13:19 > 0:13:21HE CHUCKLES
0:13:23 > 0:13:25HORSE NEIGHS
0:13:32 > 0:13:34PIANO PLAYS
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Hey, lady
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# You, lady
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Cursing at your life
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# You're a discontented mother
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# And a regimented wife... #
0:13:48 > 0:13:50HUBBUB
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Whoo-hoo!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56HUBBUB STOPS
0:13:56 > 0:14:00# I ran out of places and friendly faces
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Cos I had this need to be free
0:14:05 > 0:14:08# I've been to paradise
0:14:08 > 0:14:11# But I've never been to me... #
0:14:12 > 0:14:16What does a prince have to do to get a drink here?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Ah, Mabel.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Why they call you an ugly stepsister, I'll never know.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Where's Doris? Taking the night off?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30She's not welcome here, and neither are you.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34What do you want, Charming?
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Not much. Just a chance at redemption.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- HE CHUCKLES - And a fuzzy navel.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44And fuzzy navels for all my friends!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46PIANO CLANGS
0:14:47 > 0:14:50We're not your friends.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You don't belong here.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58You're absolutely right, but, I mean, do any of us?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- Do a number on his face. - Wait, wait, wait!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05We are more alike than you think.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White, and what happened?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Oh, what's it to you?- They left you the unfairest of them all.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18How does that feel?
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Pretty unfair.- And you!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I hate that little wooden puppet.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38And Hook. Need I say more?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- HOOK SIGHS - And you, Frumpypigskin!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Rumpelstiltskin.- Where's that firstborn you were promised?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Mabel. Remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot
0:15:53 > 0:15:55into that tiny glass slipper?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Cinderella is in Far Far Away right now
0:16:01 > 0:16:06eating bonbons, cavorting with every little last fairy tale creature
0:16:06 > 0:16:08that has ever done you wrong!
0:16:08 > 0:16:13Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16But there are two sides to every story
0:16:16 > 0:16:19and our side has not been told!
0:16:19 > 0:16:24So, who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once?
0:16:24 > 0:16:29Who wants their "happily ever after"?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31ALL: Yeah!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47This way, gents. Ooh!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00It's out of my hands, senorita.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02The winds of fate have blown on my destiny.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life.- Meow!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09As are you.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11And, er, you. And, ooh.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Hi. I don't know you, but I'd like to.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- CATS SQUEAL - I got to go!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- DRAGON MOANS - I know, I don't want to leave you either.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22But you know how Shrek is. He's lost without me.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26But don't worry. I'll send you airmail kisses every day!
0:17:28 > 0:17:33All right, be strong, babies. Coco, Peanut, listen to your mama.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- Bananas, no roasting marshmallows on your sister's head. - BANANAS SNEEZES
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Ohh, that's my special boy!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Come here, all of you! Give your daddy a big hug!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45THEY LAUGH
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Shrek?
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Maybe you should just stay and be king.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Come on. There's no way I could ever run a kingdom.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03- That's why your cousin Arthur is a perfect choice.- It's not that. No.
0:18:03 > 0:18:08- It's...- If he gives me trouble, I've always got persuasion and reason.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Here's persuasion... and here's reason.
0:18:14 > 0:18:20Fiona, soon it's just going to be you, me and our swamp.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24It's not going to be just you and me.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28All aboard!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31It will be. I promise.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I love you.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- ALL: Aww! - That's lovely.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Bye-bye, babies!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Shrek!- Yeah?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Wait!- What is it?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- I'm... I'm... - HORN BLARES
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I love you, too, honey!
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- No! I said I'm... - HORN BLARES
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- You're what? - I said I'm pregnant!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14ALL CHEER
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Er...what was that?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20You're going to be a father!
0:19:20 > 0:19:24That's great!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Really? I'm glad you think so!
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- I love you!- Yeah!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Me, too! You!
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I'm going to be an uncle! I'm going to be an uncle!
0:19:40 > 0:19:46- And you, my friend, are royally... - HORN BLARES
0:20:06 > 0:20:09CLATTERING
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Home.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Whoo-hoo!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Ohhh, aye!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Shrek!- Oh! SHREK CHUCKLES
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Fiona!
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Fiona?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47SQUEAKING
0:20:59 > 0:21:03BABY COOS Oh, no.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08BABY BURPS Better out than in, I always say.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10SHREK LAUGHS
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Whoa!
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Whoa-ho!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21No, no, no! BABY SCREAMS
0:21:21 > 0:21:23No, no. It's OK. It's going to be all right.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Dada!- Huh?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Hey! Stop! Hey, wait!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Hey, hey! No!
0:21:35 > 0:21:39No, no, no! Oh!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Hey, hey! BABY SCREAMS
0:21:42 > 0:21:45SMASHING Oh, no! Hey! What you...? Hey!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Da-ba-boo. - BABIES BABBLE
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Agh!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Agh! Agh! Agh!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16BABIES GIGGLE
0:22:16 > 0:22:18SHREK SCREAMS
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Donkey. Donkey! Wake up!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- SCREAMING - Dada!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27SHREK SCREAMS
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Shrek! Are you OK?
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Ohh. I can't believe I'm going to be a father.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- How did this happen? - Allow me to explain.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40You see, when a man has certain feelings for a woman,
0:22:40 > 0:22:43a powerful urge sweeps over him.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I know how it happened.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I just can't believe it.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53How does it happen?
0:22:59 > 0:23:04# And...the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
0:23:04 > 0:23:07# Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon
0:23:07 > 0:23:09# When you coming home, son? I don't know when
0:23:09 > 0:23:13- # But we'll get together then, Dad # - Donkey!
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Can you cut to the part where you're supposed to make me feel better?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19You know I love Fiona, boss. Right?
0:23:19 > 0:23:23What I am talking about here is you, me, my cousin's boat,
0:23:23 > 0:23:28an ice-cold pitcher of mojitos and two weeks of nothing but fishing.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Don't you listen to him!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Having a baby is not going to ruin your life.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38It's not my life I'm worried about ruining, it's the kid's.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42I mean, when have you ever heard the phrase "as sweet as an ogre"
0:23:42 > 0:23:45or "as nurturing as an ogre"
0:23:45 > 0:23:49or how about "You'll love my dad. He's a real ogre"?
0:23:49 > 0:23:53OK, OK, I get it. Nobody said it's going to be easy.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- But at least you've got us to help you.- That's true.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- I'm doomed.- You'll be fine.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02You're finished.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Er, with your journey.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19"Wor-cess-ter-shiree"? Now that sounds fancy!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- It's Worcestershire. - Like the sauce?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Mm. It's spicy!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Oh! They must be expecting us.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32HORN BEEPS Agh!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34GIRLS SCREAM
0:24:35 > 0:24:37What in the shista-shire kind of place is this?
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Must be a high school. - High school?
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Ready? OK!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48ALL CHANT Wherefore art thou headed, to the top?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52We think so, we think so! And dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57HUBBUB
0:24:57 > 0:24:59GIRL SCREAMS
0:24:59 > 0:25:03All right, Mr Percival, ease up on the reins.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05SMASHING
0:25:06 > 0:25:10For lo, bro, don't burn all my frankincense and myrrh.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I'm feeling nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies!
0:25:13 > 0:25:16How did you receive the wedgies
0:25:16 > 0:25:18when you are not a wearer of the underpants?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25I was all like, "I'd rather get the black plague than go out with you."
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- Oh, totally.- Pardon me.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Totally ew-eth!- Yeah, totally.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Yes! I just altered my character level to plus-3 superb-ability.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Hi. We're looking for someone named...
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Who rolled a dork spell and summoned the beast and his quadruped?
0:25:40 > 0:25:45HE SNORTS I know you're busy not fitting in,
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- but can you tell me where I can find Arthur?- He's over there.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59HORSE NEIGHS
0:26:06 > 0:26:12There is no sweeter taste on thy tongue than victory!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14ALL CHEER
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Strong, handsome, face of a leader.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Does Arthur look like a king or what?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Ooh!- Oh. Sorry.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
0:26:26 > 0:26:31- That is on a need-to-know basis. - It's top secret! Hushity-hush!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Now, gentlemen, let's away. To the showers!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36HORSE NEIGHS
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Greetings, Your Majesty. This is your lucky day.
0:26:40 > 0:26:46What are you supposed to be? A giant mutant leprechaun or something?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49LAUGHTER Giant mutant...
0:26:49 > 0:26:51You made a funny.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- Unhand me, monster! - Stop squirming, Arthur.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I'm not Arthur.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I am Lancelot.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04That dork over there is Arthur.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Hey!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12This is, like, totally embarrassing
0:27:12 > 0:27:15but Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly
0:27:15 > 0:27:19- and she thought thou would ask her to the Homecoming Dance.- Excuse me?
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Like, whatever. She's totally into college guys and mythical creatures.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Oh, Arthur!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Come out, come out, wherever you are!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34BANGING
0:27:34 > 0:27:37You better run, you little punk no-goodniks!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40The days of little Donkey Dumpy Drawers are over!
0:27:46 > 0:27:50- Er, hold it. - We're here for the mascot contest.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Er, we're here for the mascot contest, too.
0:27:56 > 0:28:02- This is a costume?- Aaaaaaaaaaaye! Worked on it all night long.
0:28:03 > 0:28:07- Looks pretty real to me. - If he were real, could I do this?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- Ahhh. Oww! - Or this?
0:28:10 > 0:28:12SHREK GROANS
0:28:12 > 0:28:16If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Now watch this! - That's quite enough, boys.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Thank you to Professor Primbottom and his invigorating lecture
0:28:23 > 0:28:27on how to "just say nay". And now, without further ado,
0:28:27 > 0:28:30let's give a warm Worcestershire huzzah
0:28:30 > 0:28:33to the winner of our mascot contest, the...
0:28:35 > 0:28:37- ..ogre? - ALL GASP
0:28:37 > 0:28:39That's right. I'm the new mascot.
0:28:39 > 0:28:43So let's really try and beat the other guys
0:28:43 > 0:28:46at...whatever it is they're doing!
0:28:46 > 0:28:49ALL CHEER
0:28:49 > 0:28:52This is all a bit unorthodox.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56Now, where can I find Arthur Pendragon?
0:28:58 > 0:29:02- Hey, wait... - ALL LAUGH
0:29:04 > 0:29:07- Classic. - You should be ashamed of yourself!
0:29:07 > 0:29:09I didn't do it. They did.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11BOTH SNIGGER
0:29:14 > 0:29:18- Please don't eat me. - ALL CHANT: Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!
0:29:19 > 0:29:23I'm not here to eat him! ALL: Awww!
0:29:23 > 0:29:26It's time to pack up your toothbrush and jammies.
0:29:26 > 0:29:30- You're the new King of Far Far Away. - What?
0:29:30 > 0:29:35Artie, a king? More like the Mayor of Loserville!
0:29:35 > 0:29:39THEY LAUGH
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Is this for real? - Absolutely.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50Clean out your locker. You've got a kingdom to run.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52So, wait... I'm really the only heir?
0:29:53 > 0:29:58- The one and only. - Give me just a second.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03My good people, I think there's a lesson here for all of us.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08Next time you're about to dunk a kid's head in a chamber pot,
0:30:08 > 0:30:11stop and think, "Hey, maybe this guy has feelings."
0:30:11 > 0:30:14"Maybe I should cut him some slack."
0:30:14 > 0:30:17"Cos maybe, just maybe,
0:30:17 > 0:30:21"this guy's going to turn out to be, I don't know, a king?"
0:30:21 > 0:30:24"And maybe his first royal decree
0:30:24 > 0:30:27"will be to banish everyone who ever picked on him!"
0:30:27 > 0:30:29I'm looking at you, jousting team!
0:30:29 > 0:30:32And Guin? Oh, Guin.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34I've always loved you.
0:30:34 > 0:30:38- Eww!- Well, good friends, it breaks my heart,
0:30:38 > 0:30:42but enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world, baby!
0:30:42 > 0:30:44All right, let's not overdo it.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47I'm building my city, people, on rock'n'roll!
0:30:47 > 0:30:49- You just overdid it. - Ow!
0:30:57 > 0:31:01- Stunning!- Look at you! - You look darling.
0:31:01 > 0:31:06- Just precious. Look at her. - Any cravings since you got pregnant?
0:31:06 > 0:31:08No. Not at all.
0:31:09 > 0:31:13- Do you smell ham? - # It's present time! #
0:31:15 > 0:31:20Fiona, please open mine first. It's the one in front.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24"Congratulations on your new mess mak..." Oh, mess maker!
0:31:24 > 0:31:27"Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella."
0:31:27 > 0:31:30- ALL GASP - Look at that! - What is it?
0:31:31 > 0:31:36- It's for the poopies. - Eww! Wait...babies poop?
0:31:36 > 0:31:38- Everyone poops, Beauty. - Fiona!
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- We all chipped in for a little present, too.- Yeah!
0:31:41 > 0:31:44DRUM ROLL ALL: Ta-da!
0:31:44 > 0:31:48- ALL: Ohh! - You know the baby's going to love it, because I do!
0:31:48 > 0:31:52Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you. Who's this one from?
0:31:52 > 0:31:55I got you the biggest one, because I love you most.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58"Have one on me. Love, Snow White."
0:32:00 > 0:32:04- Erm, what is it? - He's a live-in babysitter!
0:32:04 > 0:32:09- Where's the baby?- You're too kind, Snow, but I can't accept this.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Think nothing of it. I have six more at home.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15- What does he do? - Cleaning.- Feeding.- Burping.
0:32:15 > 0:32:20- So, what are Shrek and I supposed to do?- Work on your marriage.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24Gee, thanks, Rapunzel. What's that supposed to mean?
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Come on now, Fiona. You know what happens.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30Huh? You're tired all the time.
0:32:30 > 0:32:35- You start letting yourself go. - Stretch marks.- Say bye to romance.
0:32:36 > 0:32:40I'm sorry, but how many of you have kids?
0:32:40 > 0:32:46She's right! A baby will strengthen the love Shrek and Fiona have.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49How did Shrek react when you told him? Tell me!
0:32:49 > 0:32:53Well, when he first found out, Shrek said...
0:32:53 > 0:32:56DRAGON ROARS
0:33:06 > 0:33:10Onward, my new friends! To our happily ever afters!
0:33:10 > 0:33:11HE LAUGHS BEE BUZZES
0:33:11 > 0:33:14HE SPLUTTERS
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Now...bombs away!
0:33:28 > 0:33:30SCREAMING
0:33:33 > 0:33:36Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38- His name's not Peter! - Shut it, Wendy.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41SHE SCREAMS
0:33:42 > 0:33:44SCREAMING
0:33:46 > 0:33:48ALL CHEER
0:33:48 > 0:33:50HE GROWLS
0:33:54 > 0:33:59- HE LAUGHS - Enough pillaging! To the castle!
0:34:06 > 0:34:08DRAGON ROARS
0:34:17 > 0:34:22- You've got to take care of the baby! - Stay calm! We're all going to die!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Everyone in! Now!
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Come on! Put some back into it!
0:34:33 > 0:34:35We don't have time. Now go!
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Quickly, ladies!
0:34:38 > 0:34:41We'll hold them off as long as we can!
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Where are Shrek and Fiona?
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- The name doesn't ring a bell. - Yeah, no bell.
0:35:02 > 0:35:08I suggest you freaks cooperate with the new King of Far Far Away!
0:35:08 > 0:35:12The only thing you're ever going to be king of is King of the Stupids!
0:35:12 > 0:35:14- Hook!- Right!
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Avast, ye cookie.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Oohhhh!- Start talking.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22SCREAMING
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Gingy!- Papa! - Settle down now.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35LAUGHTER
0:35:41 > 0:35:44# On the good ship Lollipop
0:35:44 > 0:35:47# It's a sweet trip to the candy shop... #
0:35:47 > 0:35:51You! You can't lie.
0:35:51 > 0:35:55So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek?
0:35:55 > 0:36:01Er... Well... I don't know where he's not.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03You don't know where Shrek is?
0:36:03 > 0:36:07It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say
0:36:07 > 0:36:10that is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
0:36:10 > 0:36:14- So you do know where he is!- On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less
0:36:14 > 0:36:16not definitely rejecting the idea
0:36:16 > 0:36:20that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty...
0:36:20 > 0:36:23- Stop it!- ..I do not know where he shouldn't probably be.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Even if he wasn't not where I knew he was, it could mean...
0:36:29 > 0:36:33- # On the good ship Lollipop... # - Enough!
0:36:33 > 0:36:37Shrek went off to bring back the next heir!
0:36:37 > 0:36:41He's bringing back the next heir?
0:36:41 > 0:36:43No!
0:36:43 > 0:36:47- Hook! Get rid of this new "King". - Right!
0:36:47 > 0:36:51But bring Shrek to me. I have something special in mind for him.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55He'll never fall for your tricks!
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Oh, boy.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09I can't believe it. Me, a king?
0:37:09 > 0:37:14I knew I came from royalty, but I figured everyone forgot about me.
0:37:14 > 0:37:18Oh, no. In fact, the King asked for you personally.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Really? Wow.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Look, I know it's not all fun and games.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27It really is all fun and games, actually.
0:37:27 > 0:37:31Sure, you have to knight a few heroes, launch a ship or two.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35By the way, make sure you hit the boat just right with the bottle.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Well, I've heard it's harder than it looks.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44Whoa. This is going to be huge.
0:37:44 > 0:37:49- Parties, princesses, castles. Princesses.- It'll be great!
0:37:49 > 0:37:52You'll be living in the lap of luxury.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54The finest chefs will wait for your order.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58- And, fortunately, you'll have the royal food tasters.- What do they do?
0:37:58 > 0:38:03Taste the food before the King eats, to make sure it's not...poisoned.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06- Poisoned? - Or too salty.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Don't worry. You'll be safe and sound with your bodyguards.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11All of them willing at a moment's notice
0:38:11 > 0:38:16- to lay down their lives out of devotion to you.- Really?
0:38:16 > 0:38:19The kingdom looks to you for wisdom and guidance.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22- Just make sure they don't die of famine!- Or plague.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26- Oh, plague is bad.- The coughing, the groaning, the festering sores.
0:38:26 > 0:38:31Festering sores! Hey, you are one funny kitty cat.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35- What did I say?- We don't want Artie getting the wrong idea.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Er, Artie?
0:38:38 > 0:38:40ALL: Whoa!
0:38:42 > 0:38:46- There goes my hip! - Artie! What are you doing?
0:38:47 > 0:38:50What does it look like?!
0:38:52 > 0:38:55This really isn't up to you.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58But I don't know anything about being king!
0:38:58 > 0:39:01- You'll learn on the job! - Wahhh!
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm going back!
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Back to what? Being a loser?!
0:39:09 > 0:39:13- Now look what you did! - Look what I did?
0:39:13 > 0:39:16- Who's holding the wheel, chief? - Mmmmmmnn!
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Shrek!
0:39:26 > 0:39:28CRASHING
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Land ho!
0:39:43 > 0:39:45How humiliating.
0:39:45 > 0:39:49Oh, nice going, Your Highness.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53- So now it's "Your Highness"? What happened to "loser"? Huh?- Hey!
0:39:53 > 0:39:56If you think this gets you out of anything, it doesn't!
0:39:56 > 0:40:00We're heading back to Far Far Away one way or another
0:40:00 > 0:40:04- and you're going to be a father! - What?
0:40:04 > 0:40:08- You just said "father".- I said king! You're going to be king!
0:40:08 > 0:40:11"You're going to be king!" Yeah, right.
0:40:13 > 0:40:17- Where are you going? - Far Far Away...from you!
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Get back here, young man! I mean it!
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Er, boss? I don't think he's coming back.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Maybe it's for the best. He's not exactly king material.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29When did you plan on telling him you were supposed to be king?
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Come on. Why would I do that?
0:40:32 > 0:40:35Besides, he'll be ten times better at it than me.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39Whoa. Change your tactics if you want to get anywhere with this kid.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43SHREK SIGHS You're right, Donkey.
0:40:45 > 0:40:51- What about this?- Shrek! - Oh, come on. It's just a joke.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53HE LAUGHS Still...
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Listen, Artie.
0:41:11 > 0:41:16If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude.
0:41:16 > 0:41:21I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof.
0:41:21 > 0:41:25But what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this ka-zing tha-zing,
0:41:25 > 0:41:29bazaby! If it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying ain't straight trippin',
0:41:29 > 0:41:34just say, "Oh, no, you didn't! You're getting on my last nerve."
0:41:34 > 0:41:37And then I'll know it's... I'll know it's wack!
0:41:37 > 0:41:39- Ow!- Somebody help!
0:41:39 > 0:41:44- I've been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate to me!- Artie, wait.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47- Come on! Help! Hello? - BOTH SCREAM
0:41:47 > 0:41:51Greetings, cosmic children of the universe.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Welcome to my serenity circle.
0:41:53 > 0:41:57Please leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Now prepare...
0:42:03 > 0:42:07Ohhh! I knew I should've got that warranty!
0:42:10 > 0:42:13- Mr Merlin? - You know this guy?
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Yeah. He was the school's magic teacher,
0:42:16 > 0:42:20- until he had his nervous breakdown. - Technically, I was merely a victim
0:42:20 > 0:42:23of a level three fatigue. At the request of my therapist,
0:42:23 > 0:42:27and school authorities, I retired to the tranquillity of nature
0:42:27 > 0:42:29- to discover my divine purpose. - FLY BUZZES
0:42:29 > 0:42:33Now, can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage?
0:42:33 > 0:42:37- Er, no.- Sure you don't want to try my famous rock au gratin?
0:42:38 > 0:42:41HE CRUNCHES
0:42:41 > 0:42:45- It's organic!- Thanks. I just ate a boulder on the way in.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48What we need are directions back to Far Far Away.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51- What's with the "we"? Who said I was going with you?- I did!
0:42:51 > 0:42:54People are counting on you, so don't try to weasel out of it!
0:42:54 > 0:42:56If the job's so great, you do it.
0:42:56 > 0:43:01Understand this, kid. No more Mr Nice Guy from here on out!
0:43:01 > 0:43:06- So that was your Mr Nice Guy? - I know, and I'm going to miss him.
0:43:06 > 0:43:10Why don't you go terrorise a village and leave me alone?!
0:43:10 > 0:43:14Was that a crack about ogres? You get your royal highness to Far Far Away
0:43:14 > 0:43:18before I kick it there! Now, which way am I kicking?
0:43:18 > 0:43:21- HE CHUCKLES - I could tell you, but since you're in the midst of
0:43:21 > 0:43:25a self-destructive rage spiral, it would be karmically irresponsible.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29Self-destructive? Look, are you going to help us or not?
0:43:29 > 0:43:35Most definitely, but only after you take the journey to your soul!
0:43:35 > 0:43:40- Yeah, I don't think so.- It's either that or primal scream therapy.
0:43:40 > 0:43:45All right, all right, journey to the soul.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49Now, all of you, look into the fire of truth
0:43:49 > 0:43:53and tell me what you see. Ha!
0:43:53 > 0:43:55HE YELLS
0:43:55 > 0:44:02Ooh, charades! OK, I see a Dutch fudge torte with cinnamon swirls!
0:44:02 > 0:44:04OK, monster, go for it.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07SHREK SIGHS
0:44:08 > 0:44:10BABY CRIES
0:44:13 > 0:44:17- I see a rainbow pony. - Excellent work! Now the boy.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20- This is lame. Ow! - You're lame! Now just go for it!
0:44:20 > 0:44:23OK.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27There's a baby bird and a father bird sitting in a nest.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30Yes! Stay with it! Stay with it!
0:44:30 > 0:44:35The dad just flew away. Why did he leave the little bird all alone?
0:44:35 > 0:44:39It's trying to fly, but it doesn't know how to.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41It's going to fall!
0:44:46 > 0:44:50Oooh! Proper head case, you are, aren't you? Really messed up.
0:44:50 > 0:44:53HE SIGHS
0:44:53 > 0:44:58Yeah, yeah, OK, I get it. The bird's me. My dad left. So what?
0:45:10 > 0:45:15Look, Artie, erm... SOFT MUSIC PLAYS
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Just thought I'd help set the mood
0:45:19 > 0:45:23for your big heart-to-heart chat!
0:45:26 > 0:45:28MUSIC STOPS, DOOR BANGS
0:45:28 > 0:45:30SHREK SIGHS
0:45:30 > 0:45:34I know what it's like to not feel ready for something.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Even ogres get scared.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42You know...once in a while.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47I know you want me to be king, but I can't.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50I'm not cut out for it, and I never will be, all right?
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Even my own dad knew I wasn't worth the trouble.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56He dumped me at that school first chance he got
0:45:56 > 0:45:59and... I never heard from him again.
0:46:00 > 0:46:05SHREK SIGHS My dad wasn't really the fatherly type, either.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Well, I doubt he was worse than mine.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09Oh, yeah?
0:46:09 > 0:46:14My father was an ogre. He tried to eat me.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Now, I guess I should have seen it coming.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18He used to bath me in barbecue sauce
0:46:18 > 0:46:22and put me to bed with an apple in my mouth.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24OK, I guess that's pretty bad.
0:46:27 > 0:46:32Y'know, it may be hard to believe, with my obvious charm and good looks,
0:46:32 > 0:46:36but people used to think I was a monster.
0:46:36 > 0:46:40And for a long time, I believed them.
0:46:41 > 0:46:45But after a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you
0:46:45 > 0:46:49and you just trust who you are.
0:46:50 > 0:46:53Y'know...you're OK, Shrek.
0:46:54 > 0:46:58You just need to do a little less yelling and use a little more soap.
0:46:59 > 0:47:05- Thanks, Artie.- The soap's because you stink...really bad.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08Yeah... I got that.
0:47:09 > 0:47:14WATER TRICKLES Oh, this place is filthy!
0:47:14 > 0:47:16I feel like a hobo.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me.
0:47:20 > 0:47:25Everything's always about you. It's not like your attitude is helping.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28Maybe it just bothers you I was voted fairest in the land.
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Oh, you mean in that rigged election?
0:47:30 > 0:47:33Oh, give me a break. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
0:47:33 > 0:47:37"let down thy golden extensions!"
0:47:37 > 0:47:41Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together!
0:47:41 > 0:47:44ALL SIGH
0:47:44 > 0:47:47So I guess the plan is we just wander aimlessly
0:47:47 > 0:47:49in this stinkhole until we rot.
0:47:49 > 0:47:53No, we get inside and find out what Charming's up to.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55I know he's a jerk and everything,
0:47:55 > 0:47:59but that Charming makes me hotter than July.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01- ALL: Eww! - That's it!
0:48:28 > 0:48:32- Come on! This way! - Rapunzel, wait!
0:48:41 > 0:48:45- Charming, let go of her. - But why would I want to do that?
0:48:46 > 0:48:49- SHE PURRS - Woof!
0:48:51 > 0:48:57- What?- Say hello, ladies, to the new Queen of Far Far Away.
0:48:57 > 0:48:59Yay!
0:49:01 > 0:49:04- Rapunzel, how could you? - Jealous much?
0:49:04 > 0:49:07Soon you'll be back where you started,
0:49:07 > 0:49:10scrubbing floors or locked away in towers,
0:49:10 > 0:49:14that is, if I let you last the week.
0:49:15 > 0:49:18But, pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them.
0:49:18 > 0:49:22Not here, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26Now, forgive us. We have a show to put on.
0:49:26 > 0:49:29Shrek will be back soon, Charming, and you'll be sorry.
0:49:29 > 0:49:34Sorry?! Don't you realise, once Shrek sets foot in Far Far Away,
0:49:34 > 0:49:36he's doomed?
0:49:44 > 0:49:45SHREK GASPS
0:50:00 > 0:50:02CREAKING
0:50:04 > 0:50:05Ow!
0:50:07 > 0:50:09Aghhh!
0:50:12 > 0:50:16- HE PLAYS SINISTER MUSIC - Look out! They've got a piano!
0:50:16 > 0:50:19Kill them all... except the fat one.
0:50:19 > 0:50:24King Charming has something special in mind for you, ogre.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26- King Charming? - Attack!
0:50:32 > 0:50:33Artie, duck!
0:50:36 > 0:50:38Aghhh!
0:50:41 > 0:50:44BOTH PLAY JAUNTY TUNE
0:50:47 > 0:50:49Ready the plank!
0:51:03 > 0:51:05- Shrek!- Help!
0:51:23 > 0:51:27- You cowards! - What has Charming done with Fiona?
0:51:27 > 0:51:30She's going to get what's coming to her. Agh!
0:51:30 > 0:51:34And there ain't nothing you can do to stop him!
0:51:35 > 0:51:38- We have to save her. - But she's so far, far away!
0:51:39 > 0:51:43- Get yourself back to Worcestershire, kid.- No, Shrek. Hold on.
0:51:43 > 0:51:47- I've got an idea.- I am a buzzing bee. Buzz, buzz, buzz...
0:51:47 > 0:51:50Mr Merlin? They need a spell to get them...
0:51:50 > 0:51:53..I mean us, back to Far Far Away.
0:51:53 > 0:51:57Forget it. I don't have that kind of magic in me any more, kid.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00How about a hug instead, hm? That's the best kind of magic.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Mr Merlin, please! I know you can do it.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06- I said forget it!- But...
0:52:09 > 0:52:11HE SOBS
0:52:13 > 0:52:19- What's with you? - It's just so hard, you know?
0:52:20 > 0:52:24They really need to get back, cos their kingdom's in trouble.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26Cos there's a really bad man.
0:52:26 > 0:52:30- And it's just so hard! - Take it easy.
0:52:30 > 0:52:34No! I don't think you understand!
0:52:34 > 0:52:38There's a mean person doing mean things to good people.
0:52:38 > 0:52:42- Have a heart, old man.- They really need your help to get back!
0:52:42 > 0:52:45- So why won't you help them?! - Oh.
0:52:45 > 0:52:48- HE JABBERS - OK.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51I'll go get my things.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55CLEARS THROAT Piece of cake.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58Well, well, well. Do you want some eggs with that ham?
0:52:58 > 0:53:03Now, erm, I am a little rusty, so there could be some side effects.
0:53:03 > 0:53:07- Side effects?- Don't worry. Whatever it is, no matter how painful,
0:53:07 > 0:53:11it'll wear off eventually. I think.
0:53:11 > 0:53:12Aghh!
0:53:12 > 0:53:15- Oops. - Are you sure this is a good idea?
0:53:15 > 0:53:19Look, if Artie trusts him, that's good enough for me.
0:53:19 > 0:53:24- Even if his robe doesn't quite cover his...- Alacritious expeditious
0:53:24 > 0:53:26a-zoomy-zoom-zoom!
0:53:26 > 0:53:29Let's help our friends get back...
0:53:29 > 0:53:32..erm...soon!
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Whoa! It worked!
0:53:43 > 0:53:46ALL SCREAM
0:53:49 > 0:53:52Oh, man, I haven't been on a trip like that since college!
0:53:52 > 0:53:54Donkey?
0:53:54 > 0:53:57What? Is there something in my teeth?
0:53:57 > 0:53:59Huh!
0:53:59 > 0:54:02What the...? Oh, no! I've been abracadabra-ed into
0:54:02 > 0:54:04a fancy-feastin', second-rate sidekick!
0:54:04 > 0:54:06Ohh.
0:54:06 > 0:54:10At least you don't look like some kind of bloated roadside pinata!
0:54:10 > 0:54:12You should think about going on a diet!
0:54:12 > 0:54:17You should get yourself a pair of pants! I feel all exposed and nasty!
0:54:17 > 0:54:20- BOTH LAUGH - So you two think this is funny?
0:54:23 > 0:54:28- I'm really sorry, guys. - Don't be. You got us back, kid.
0:54:31 > 0:54:35Ow! Ow! How in the Hans Christian Andersen
0:54:35 > 0:54:38am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots?
0:54:38 > 0:54:42Hey, hey, hey! Be very careful with those! Hee-haw!
0:54:42 > 0:54:46They were made in Madrid by the finest... Hee-haw!
0:54:46 > 0:54:49Oh, you'll learn to control that.
0:54:50 > 0:54:55Seriously! You need comfort inserts or arch supports or something.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Ooh.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59HORSES NEIGH
0:55:02 > 0:55:06Hey! Watch it. I'm walking here and I'm going to keep going...
0:55:06 > 0:55:10- Pinocchio?- Shrek! - Pinocchio!- Help me!
0:55:10 > 0:55:13- What's happened? - Charming and the villains took over!
0:55:13 > 0:55:17They attacked us! Fiona and the Princesses got away. Now she's...
0:55:17 > 0:55:19She's what?! She's what?!
0:55:20 > 0:55:25- Puss! Loan me five bucks.- You heard the man. Help the brother out.
0:55:25 > 0:55:28- Do you see any pockets on me? - Hold on a second.
0:55:29 > 0:55:31Ah-ha!
0:55:31 > 0:55:35I had no idea, really. I... I swear.
0:55:36 > 0:55:38Quick! Where is Fiona?
0:55:38 > 0:55:42Charming has her locked away some place secret. You've got to find him!
0:55:42 > 0:55:45- He's probably getting ready for the show!- Wait!
0:55:45 > 0:55:47Wait, Pinocchio! What show?
0:55:52 > 0:55:54"It's a Happily Ever After After All".
0:55:54 > 0:55:57"Shrek's final performance"?
0:55:57 > 0:56:01Whoa! Shrek! You didn't tell us you were in a play!
0:56:01 > 0:56:04Well, I guess I've been so busy, I forgot to mention it.
0:56:04 > 0:56:07It's the ogre! Get him!
0:56:07 > 0:56:09Don't worry. I got this.
0:56:15 > 0:56:22- Urgh! Kill it!- Look. Don't you know who he thinks he is?
0:56:22 > 0:56:25- How dare you! - We're dealing with amateurs.
0:56:25 > 0:56:30He's a star, people! Hello? I'm so sorry about this, Mr Shrek.
0:56:30 > 0:56:33- I'm going to lose it!- I assume everything is ready for tonight?
0:56:33 > 0:56:36- You did get the list for the dressing room?- Yeah!
0:56:36 > 0:56:39Breakfast croissant stuffed with seared sashimi tuna.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42And saffron corn with jalapeno honey butter. Our client
0:56:42 > 0:56:46cannot get into his proper emotional state without jalapeno honey butter!
0:56:46 > 0:56:51- I just lost it.- Oh.- They should talk to Nancy in Human Resources.
0:56:51 > 0:56:54Oh, we'll have much to say to Nancy, I promise!
0:56:54 > 0:56:59- PIANO PLAYS - "With this sword, I do..." No.
0:56:59 > 0:57:03"With..." "With this sword, I do smote thee!"
0:57:04 > 0:57:07Is that the right word? "Smote"? "Smoot"?
0:57:07 > 0:57:10I don't think that's a word. Maybe I should "smite" him.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12Let's try this again. Now...
0:57:13 > 0:57:17Shrek attacks me. I pretend to be afraid. Oooh.
0:57:17 > 0:57:22"Now the kingdom gets the happily ever after they deserve. Die, ogre!"
0:57:22 > 0:57:25Blah, blah, blah. Oh, it just doesn't feel real enough yet!
0:57:27 > 0:57:30- Who told you to stop dancing?! - Oh. Wink and turn.
0:57:30 > 0:57:34What are you laying around for? Get up! Honestly!
0:57:42 > 0:57:45Our happily ever after is nearly complete, Mummy.
0:57:45 > 0:57:47And I assure you,
0:57:47 > 0:57:51the people of this kingdom will pay dearly
0:57:51 > 0:57:55for every second... we've had to wait.
0:57:56 > 0:58:01Break a leg. On second thought, let me break it for you.
0:58:01 > 0:58:05Thank goodness you're here. I thought you wouldn't get back.
0:58:05 > 0:58:07Where's Fiona?
0:58:07 > 0:58:11Don't worry. She and the others are safe...for now.
0:58:12 > 0:58:14Ow!
0:58:18 > 0:58:22Hm. Let me guess.
0:58:22 > 0:58:25- Arthur. - It's Artie, actually.
0:58:25 > 0:58:30This boy is supposed to be the new King of Far Far Away?
0:58:30 > 0:58:34- HE LAUGHS - How pathetic.
0:58:34 > 0:58:36Stand still so I won't make a mess.
0:58:36 > 0:58:40Charming, stop! I'm here now. You got what you wanted.
0:58:40 > 0:58:44- This isn't about him. - Then who's it about?
0:58:44 > 0:58:47I'm supposed to be king, right?
0:58:47 > 0:58:51You weren't really next in line for the throne.
0:58:51 > 0:58:53OK? I was.
0:58:53 > 0:58:57But you said the King asked for me personally.
0:58:57 > 0:59:00- Not exactly. - What's that supposed to mean?
0:59:00 > 0:59:03I said whatever I had to say, all right?
0:59:03 > 0:59:06I wasn't right for the job, so I needed some fool to replace me.
0:59:06 > 0:59:10And you fit the bill. So just go!
0:59:13 > 0:59:17- You were playing me the whole time. - You catch on real fast, kid.
0:59:17 > 0:59:20Maybe you're not as big of a loser as I thought.
0:59:26 > 0:59:30- You know, for a minute there, I actually thought you...- What?
0:59:30 > 0:59:34That he cared about you? He's an ogre.
0:59:34 > 0:59:36What did you expect?
0:59:45 > 0:59:50You really do have a way with children, Shrek.
1:00:01 > 1:00:04# Leave me out with the waste
1:00:04 > 1:00:07# This is not what I do
1:00:07 > 1:00:11# It's the wrong time
1:00:11 > 1:00:14# She's pulling me through
1:00:14 > 1:00:18# It's a small crime
1:00:18 > 1:00:20# And I got no excuse
1:00:20 > 1:00:23# And is that all right, yeah?
1:00:23 > 1:00:26# Is that all right with you?
1:00:26 > 1:00:31# Is that all right, yeah?
1:00:31 > 1:00:35# If I give my gun away when it's loaded?
1:00:37 > 1:00:41# If you don't shoot it, how am I supposed to hold it?
1:00:44 > 1:00:48# Is that all right? Is that all right?
1:00:48 > 1:00:52# Is that all right with you? No. #
1:00:52 > 1:00:55Had we stayed put like I suggested, we'd be sipping tea
1:00:55 > 1:00:59- out of little heart-shaped cups. - Yeah, heart-shaped cups!
1:00:59 > 1:01:03- And eating crumpets smothered with loganberries.- Yeah, loganberries.
1:01:03 > 1:01:05- Shut up, Cindy. - Yeah, shut up!
1:01:05 > 1:01:07- No, you shut up. - Stay out of this!
1:01:07 > 1:01:10Who cares who's "running the kingdom"?
1:01:10 > 1:01:14- I care. - You should all care, too.
1:01:14 > 1:01:16- KEYS JANGLE - Hey!- Ow!
1:01:16 > 1:01:17Agh!
1:01:17 > 1:01:21- I have your badge number, tin can! - DONKEY HISSES
1:01:21 > 1:01:23- Donkey? - Princess!- Puss?
1:01:23 > 1:01:28I am Puss, stuck here inside this hideous body.
1:01:28 > 1:01:30- And I'm me! - But you're...
1:01:30 > 1:01:33I know everything's fruity in the loops, but we went to high school
1:01:33 > 1:01:37the boat crashed and we got bippity- boppity-booped by the magic man.
1:01:37 > 1:01:40- You poor sweet things. - I don't get it.
1:01:40 > 1:01:44The cat turned into a little horse who smells like feet. What's to get?
1:01:44 > 1:01:47- Who dat? - Where's Shrek?
1:01:47 > 1:01:50Charming has him. He plans to kill Shrek tonight
1:01:50 > 1:01:52- in front of the whole kingdom! - SHE GASPS
1:01:52 > 1:01:56All right, everyone. We need to find a way out now.
1:01:56 > 1:02:00You're right. Ladies, assume the position!
1:02:02 > 1:02:05- SHE YAWNS - What are you doing?
1:02:06 > 1:02:10- Waiting to be rescued. - SHE SNORES - You've got to be kidding me.
1:02:10 > 1:02:12What do you expect us to do? We're just four...
1:02:12 > 1:02:16I mean three super-hot princesses,
1:02:16 > 1:02:19two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre and an old lady!
1:02:19 > 1:02:25Hm. Excuse me. Old lady coming through.
1:02:28 > 1:02:30Heeee-ya!
1:02:30 > 1:02:33- Wow. - Ohhh.- Whoa.
1:02:33 > 1:02:37- Mom!- Well, You didn't think you got your fighting skills
1:02:37 > 1:02:42- from your father, did you? - Excuse me. There's still one more.
1:02:43 > 1:02:44Hmm!
1:02:44 > 1:02:46Heeee-ya!
1:02:48 > 1:02:53- SHE HUMS - Why don't you just lie down?
1:02:53 > 1:02:55SHE HUMS
1:02:56 > 1:03:01OK, girls, from here on out, we take care of business ourselves.
1:03:18 > 1:03:20"Ladies and gentlemen, The Far Far Away Theatre
1:03:20 > 1:03:23"at the Charming Pavilion is proud to present..."
1:03:23 > 1:03:27Enjoy your evening of theatrical reverie, citizen.
1:03:27 > 1:03:30Oi! No food or beverages in the theatre!
1:03:33 > 1:03:36BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC MUSIC
1:03:44 > 1:03:46Places, everyone!
1:03:50 > 1:03:52- Ow! Easy! - Sorry.
1:03:52 > 1:03:56- I guess I was just showing off for the little one.- Huh?
1:03:56 > 1:03:59It's Bring Your Kids To Work Day. Come here, beautiful.
1:04:02 > 1:04:06Well, she's...got your eye. HE LAUGHS
1:04:06 > 1:04:11Who'd have thought a monster like me deserved someone as special as you?
1:04:19 > 1:04:22BELLS CHIME
1:04:33 > 1:04:34SHE IMITATES BIRD CALL
1:04:39 > 1:04:42SINGING BIRDS SING BACK
1:04:42 > 1:04:46SINGING BIRDS SING BACK
1:04:46 > 1:04:49SHE SINGS
1:04:51 > 1:04:55# Little birdies, take wing
1:04:55 > 1:04:57# Flitting down from the trees they appear
1:04:57 > 1:05:01- # And chirp in my ear... # - BIRDS CHIRP
1:05:01 > 1:05:04# All because I sing... #
1:05:04 > 1:05:08SHE SINGS BIRDS SING BACK
1:05:08 > 1:05:12SHE SINGS BIRDS SING BACK
1:05:12 > 1:05:16SHE SINGS
1:05:19 > 1:05:21HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS
1:05:21 > 1:05:24# Ahh-ahh-ahh, ahh!
1:05:25 > 1:05:29# Ahh-ahh-ahh, ahh! #
1:05:29 > 1:05:31Oh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Aghhh!
1:05:31 > 1:05:33- Oh! - Move it! Go! Go!
1:05:40 > 1:05:42- My babies! - Aghhh!
1:05:42 > 1:05:44- Ow! Ow! Help! - Hey!
1:05:54 > 1:05:59# So this ain't the end I saw you again today
1:05:59 > 1:06:02# I had to turn my heart away
1:06:03 > 1:06:07# Now, if the real thing don't do the trick
1:06:07 > 1:06:10# You better make up something quick
1:06:10 > 1:06:16# You're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn right into the wick
1:06:16 > 1:06:17# Oooh
1:06:17 > 1:06:20# Oh-oh
1:06:22 > 1:06:25# Barra-barracuda... #
1:06:26 > 1:06:29- WOLF-WHISTLING - Hey, how's it goin'?
1:06:39 > 1:06:41O to the K. The coast is clear.
1:06:41 > 1:06:44All right, people, let's do this. Go, Team Dynamite!
1:06:44 > 1:06:47I thought we agreed we'd go by the name of Team Super Cool.
1:06:47 > 1:06:52- I recall it was Team Awesome.- I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
1:06:52 > 1:06:54All right, all right. From henceforth,
1:06:54 > 1:06:58we will be Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
1:06:58 > 1:07:02Ach du liebe! There is some strange little girl over there staring at us!
1:07:03 > 1:07:08- Artie!- Wait, wait! Hey. Hey! Where is the fire, senor?
1:07:08 > 1:07:10Oh, please. Don't act so innocent.
1:07:10 > 1:07:14You both knew what was going on and you kept it to yourselves.
1:07:14 > 1:07:18- It's not like it seems.- It's not? I think it seems pretty clear.
1:07:18 > 1:07:21He was using me. That's all there is to it.
1:07:21 > 1:07:23Using you? Man, you really don't get it.
1:07:23 > 1:07:26Shrek only said those things to protect you.
1:07:26 > 1:07:29Charming was going to kill you, Artie!
1:07:29 > 1:07:32Shrek saved your life.
1:07:41 > 1:07:43Cue the spot!
1:07:47 > 1:07:49# I wait alone up here
1:07:49 > 1:07:52# I'm trapped another day
1:07:52 > 1:07:55# Locked up here, please set me free
1:07:55 > 1:07:58# My new life I almost see
1:07:58 > 1:08:01# A castle, you and me
1:08:01 > 1:08:06# Yes, a castle, you and me. #
1:08:08 > 1:08:09Cherubs!
1:08:12 > 1:08:16# 'Tis I, 'Tis I Upon my regal steed
1:08:16 > 1:08:20# Princess, my love At last you shall be freed
1:08:20 > 1:08:23# I'm strong and brave And dashing my way there
1:08:23 > 1:08:28# With speed! With might! With soft and bouncy hair
1:08:29 > 1:08:33- # Through the blistering desert... # - ALL: Hot!
1:08:33 > 1:08:36- # Across the stormiest sea... # - ALL: Wet!
1:08:36 > 1:08:39- # Facing creatures so vile! # - ALL: Foul!
1:08:39 > 1:08:45# So you can gaze upon me!
1:08:45 > 1:08:47# I knew you'd come for me
1:08:47 > 1:08:51# And now we finally meet
1:08:51 > 1:08:57# I knew you'd wait and from my plate of love you'd eat... #
1:08:59 > 1:09:03SHE ROARS
1:09:10 > 1:09:13ALL CHEER
1:09:16 > 1:09:19# Who is this terribly ugly fiend Who so rudely intervened?
1:09:19 > 1:09:21# Will Charming fight or will he flee?
1:09:21 > 1:09:24- # Please rescue me! - From this monstrosity
1:09:24 > 1:09:30# Fear thee not, honey lamb, I will slice this thing up like a ham... #
1:09:30 > 1:09:35- Oh, boy. - # You are about to enter a world of pain
1:09:35 > 1:09:39# with which you are not... Familiar...
1:09:39 > 1:09:42- # Aaaaarrrr... # - GLASS SMASHES
1:09:42 > 1:09:47Well, it can't be any more painful than your lousy performance.
1:09:47 > 1:09:50ALL LAUGH
1:09:50 > 1:09:52"Prepare, foul beast."
1:09:52 > 1:09:57- CLEARS THROAT - Prepare, foul beast, your time is done!
1:09:57 > 1:10:01If you don't mind, could you kill me and then sing?
1:10:01 > 1:10:04- ALL LAUGH - Be quiet!
1:10:04 > 1:10:08Oh, I'm just having fun with you. That's actually a very nice leotard.
1:10:08 > 1:10:11- Oh. Thank you. - Do they come in men's sizes?
1:10:11 > 1:10:16- ALL LAUGH - Now that be funny!
1:10:16 > 1:10:18Enough!
1:10:20 > 1:10:24Now you'll finally know what it's like
1:10:24 > 1:10:27to have everything you worked for,
1:10:27 > 1:10:31everything that's precious to you, taken away!
1:10:31 > 1:10:35Now you'll know how I felt!
1:10:38 > 1:10:41DRAGON ROARS
1:10:41 > 1:10:44- Yaaaah! - Sausage roll!- Yaaah!
1:10:44 > 1:10:45Whooooa!
1:10:48 > 1:10:50Arrr.
1:10:50 > 1:10:52Ya! Aghhhhhh!
1:10:56 > 1:11:00SHE GASPS
1:11:00 > 1:11:04- Pray for mercy from Puss! - And Donkey!
1:11:05 > 1:11:07Hey!
1:11:13 > 1:11:17- CHEERING - Hya! Hi, honey.
1:11:17 > 1:11:19Sorry we're late. You OK?
1:11:19 > 1:11:23Much better now that you're here.
1:11:23 > 1:11:25ALL: Awwww!
1:11:25 > 1:11:28So, Charming, you want to let me out of these
1:11:28 > 1:11:30so we can settle this ogre-to-man?
1:11:30 > 1:11:34Ooh, that sounds fun! But I have a better idea.
1:11:35 > 1:11:39ALL YELL
1:11:46 > 1:11:47Ohhh.
1:11:49 > 1:11:52- SCREAMS - No! Let go of me! - Fiona!
1:11:52 > 1:11:55You will not ruin things this time, ogre. Kill it.
1:11:59 > 1:12:02- Everybody, stop! - ALL GASP
1:12:03 > 1:12:06- Oh, what is it now?! - Artie?
1:12:09 > 1:12:12- ALL GASP - Uh!
1:12:15 > 1:12:18Who really thinks we need to settle things this way?
1:12:22 > 1:12:25You're telling me you just want to be villains your whole lives?
1:12:25 > 1:12:29But we are villains! It's the only thing we know.
1:12:29 > 1:12:32Didn't you ever wish you could be something else?
1:12:32 > 1:12:36Easy for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree.
1:12:36 > 1:12:38You morons! Don't listen to him! Attack them!
1:12:38 > 1:12:41What Steve means is it's hard to come by honest work
1:12:41 > 1:12:45- when the whole world's against you. - Right. Thanks, Ed.
1:12:45 > 1:12:49OK. Fair enough. You're right. I'm not a talking tree.
1:12:49 > 1:12:53But, you know, a good friend of mine once told me,
1:12:53 > 1:12:56just because people treat you like a villain,
1:12:56 > 1:12:59or an ogre,
1:12:59 > 1:13:01or just some loser...
1:13:02 > 1:13:04..it doesn't mean you are one.
1:13:06 > 1:13:10The thing that matters most is what you think of yourself.
1:13:10 > 1:13:14If there's something you really want, or someone you want to be,
1:13:14 > 1:13:18then the only person standing in your way is you.
1:13:18 > 1:13:20- Me?- Get him, lads! - ALL CHEER
1:13:20 > 1:13:23No, no, no! What I mean is,
1:13:23 > 1:13:27each of you is standing in your own way.
1:13:27 > 1:13:29ALL: Ahhhh.
1:13:31 > 1:13:33I've always wanted to play the flute.
1:13:33 > 1:13:37I'd like to open up a spa...in France!
1:13:37 > 1:13:41I grow daffodils. And they're beautiful.
1:13:53 > 1:13:54CHEERING
1:14:03 > 1:14:07- LAUGHTER - No!
1:14:22 > 1:14:25ALL GASP SHREK GROANS
1:14:28 > 1:14:31A new era finally begins!
1:14:33 > 1:14:34Now, all of you,
1:14:34 > 1:14:39- bow before your King! - ALL GASP
1:14:42 > 1:14:45CLEARS THROAT You need to work on your aim.
1:14:45 > 1:14:48ALL LAUGH
1:14:48 > 1:14:51This was supposed to be MY happily ever after!
1:14:51 > 1:14:53Well, I guess you need to keep looking...
1:14:55 > 1:14:57..cos I'm not giving up mine.
1:15:02 > 1:15:04Mummy?
1:15:14 > 1:15:16It's yours if you want it, you know?
1:15:17 > 1:15:19But this time it's your choice.
1:15:26 > 1:15:29ALL CHEER
1:15:38 > 1:15:40- Whoo! - Yeah!
1:15:40 > 1:15:42Arthur!
1:15:43 > 1:15:48ALL CHANT: Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie!
1:15:50 > 1:15:52Er, excuse me. That's my seat.
1:15:53 > 1:15:58OK, Senor Hocusy-Pocusy, the time has come to rectify some wrongs!
1:15:58 > 1:16:01Although I have been enjoying these cat baths.
1:16:01 > 1:16:04- Please say you didn't. - All right, all right! Look.
1:16:04 > 1:16:07You'll feel a pinch and possibly lower intestinal discomfort
1:16:07 > 1:16:10but this should do the trick.
1:16:14 > 1:16:16- Are you...? - I'm me again!
1:16:16 > 1:16:19- And I am not you! - All right!
1:16:20 > 1:16:21Oops.
1:16:23 > 1:16:24Ah, never mind.
1:16:27 > 1:16:32What did I tell you? I think the kid's going to be a great king.
1:16:32 > 1:16:36Well, for what it's worth, you would have, too.
1:16:37 > 1:16:40I have something much more important in mind.
1:17:04 > 1:17:06Finally.
1:17:09 > 1:17:12SHREK CHUCKLES
1:17:12 > 1:17:15- Dada. - SHREK LAUGHS
1:17:15 > 1:17:19# Was I wrong about the world?
1:17:19 > 1:17:22- # It's a beautiful new place... # - I smell Shrek Junior!
1:17:22 > 1:17:25# Where else could a creep like me... # Oh!
1:17:25 > 1:17:27# Meet such a pretty face
1:17:27 > 1:17:31# Meeting every day with the rising sun
1:17:34 > 1:17:37# Looking up, it's looking like BUBBLES POP
1:17:37 > 1:17:40# My losing streak is done... #
1:17:40 > 1:17:43- Peek-a-boo! - BABY LAUGHS - Peek-a-boo!
1:17:46 > 1:17:50- Bouncy, bouncy, boy! - # Used to always feel like... #
1:17:50 > 1:17:53KNOCK AT DOOR # Wished that I was dressed better... #
1:17:53 > 1:17:57- Hey!- Where's the baby? - # Never had a lot of luck
1:17:57 > 1:18:00# Until I finally met her... # BABY GIGGLES
1:18:01 > 1:18:03SHREK LAUGHS
1:18:09 > 1:18:13# Meeting every day with the rising sun
1:18:16 > 1:18:18# Looking up, it's looking like
1:18:18 > 1:18:22# My losing streak is done... # BOTH BURP
1:18:22 > 1:18:26BURPING BREAKING WIND # My losing streak is done. #
1:18:35 > 1:18:39Well...what shall we do now?
1:18:39 > 1:18:42SHREK SNORES
1:18:47 > 1:18:50BABY CRIES
1:18:53 > 1:18:55SIGHS: I got it.
1:19:02 > 1:19:06- Puss and Donkey, baby! Once again, baby, come on!- Oh, yeah!
1:19:06 > 1:19:11# I want to thank you for letting me be myself
1:19:11 > 1:19:14- # Again - Looka-looka-look at my hips!
1:19:14 > 1:19:18# I want to thank you for letting me be myself
1:19:18 > 1:19:20# Again! #
1:19:25 > 1:19:27- Break it down! - Let's go!
1:19:27 > 1:19:29# Stiff all in the collar
1:19:31 > 1:19:33# Fluffy in the face
1:19:35 > 1:19:37# Chit, chat, chatter trying
1:19:39 > 1:19:43# Stuffy in the place Hey! Whoo!
1:19:43 > 1:19:45# Thank you for the par-tay
1:19:47 > 1:19:49- # But I could never stay - I'm sorry.
1:19:51 > 1:19:53# I got many things on my mind
1:19:55 > 1:19:57# But the word's in the way
1:19:58 > 1:20:03# And I want to thank you for letting me be myself
1:20:03 > 1:20:05# Again
1:20:05 > 1:20:07# Different strokes for different folks
1:20:07 > 1:20:11# Thank you for letting me be myself
1:20:11 > 1:20:12# Again... #
1:20:14 > 1:20:16Break it down!
1:20:16 > 1:20:18Puss and Donkey, baby!
1:20:18 > 1:20:20Puss and Donkey, baby!
1:20:20 > 1:20:22Puss and Donkey, baby!
1:20:23 > 1:20:26# Dance to the music
1:20:27 > 1:20:29# All night long
1:20:31 > 1:20:33# Everyday people
1:20:35 > 1:20:37# Sing a simple song
1:20:39 > 1:20:41# Mama's so happy
1:20:43 > 1:20:45# Mama start to cry
1:20:47 > 1:20:49# Papa's still singing
1:20:50 > 1:20:54# You can make it if you try So try!
1:20:55 > 1:20:59# Thank you for letting me be myself
1:20:59 > 1:21:03- # Again - # Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1:21:03 > 1:21:07# Thank you for letting me be myself
1:21:07 > 1:21:09# Again... #
1:21:09 > 1:21:11Come on, Donkey. Do something right!
1:21:11 > 1:21:14Put the hoof together! Put the hoof together!
1:21:15 > 1:21:17Stomp your boots, baby!
1:21:17 > 1:21:19Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby!
1:21:19 > 1:21:23# Thank you for letting me be myself
1:21:23 > 1:21:26- # Again - Muchas gracias! Andale!
1:21:26 > 1:21:31# I want to thank you for letting me be myself
1:21:31 > 1:21:35# Again...
1:21:35 > 1:21:39# Thank you for letting me be myself
1:21:39 > 1:21:41# Again... #
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