0:00:44 > 0:00:47UNDERDOG: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49'the wickedest man in the world.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50'He was evil and crazy.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53'Simon and his wacky henchman Cad
0:00:53 > 0:00:54'schemed to rule the universe,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56'but each time, they were foiled by me,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58'the greatest superhero who ever lived -
0:00:58 > 0:01:00'Underdog!'
0:01:00 > 0:01:01# When criminals in this world appear
0:01:01 > 0:01:03# And break the laws that they should fear
0:01:03 > 0:01:05# And frighten all who see and hear
0:01:05 > 0:01:06# The cry goes up both far and near
0:01:06 > 0:01:08# For Underdog
0:01:08 > 0:01:10# Underdog
0:01:10 > 0:01:13# Speed of lightning Roar of thunder
0:01:13 > 0:01:17# Fighting all who rob and plunder
0:01:17 > 0:01:18# Underdog
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# Underdog
0:01:25 > 0:01:26# There's no need to fear
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# Underdog... #
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Ladies and gentlemen,
0:01:32 > 0:01:33I come to you this evening
0:01:33 > 0:01:37to discuss the growing problem of crime in our city.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Here in front of me are files
0:01:39 > 0:01:41of unsolved cases...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43UNDERDOG: 'But we're getting ahead of ourselves.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45'That's me in the uniform.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48'I was raised since I was just a little puppy to fight crime.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51'Never had a family or a place to call home.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54'I was raised with one purpose and one purpose only -
0:01:54 > 0:01:55'to help people,
0:01:55 > 0:01:56'to keep them safe.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58'Nothing was going to stand in my way.'
0:01:58 > 0:01:59BARKS
0:01:59 > 0:02:01..They represent so much more.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Come on. Come on. Easy, boy.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05However, to the families involved...
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Got something, boy? BARKS
0:02:07 > 0:02:08What was that?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Alpha dog's got a lock on the stage.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11I think it's the boxes.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13BARKS ..And, uh, the criminals who do
0:02:13 > 0:02:15should not be allowed to keep their own freedom.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16HOWLS
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Clear the building.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Get SWAT out here now!
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Everybody out!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23MAN GROANS
0:02:23 > 0:02:25ALL SHOUTING, UNDERDOG BARKS
0:02:25 > 0:02:28CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS Go! Go! Move!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31INDISTINCT SHOUTING
0:02:31 > 0:02:33CLICKING
0:02:34 > 0:02:36No radiation.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37PHONE RINGS
0:02:37 > 0:02:39No metal.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Tweezers. I'll lift.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Easy. Right down the side.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Yeah. Slowly.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47And slide.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48UNDERDOG: 'I bet you didn't know
0:02:48 > 0:02:50'that a beagle's sense of smell
0:02:50 > 0:02:53'is 55 times stronger than a human's.'
0:02:58 > 0:02:59SNEEZES
0:02:59 > 0:03:00'Well, mine's not.'
0:03:00 > 0:03:03It's a gift from the American Pork Association.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04LAUGHTER
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I want a full debrief now.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17BARKING
0:03:18 > 0:03:20BARKING CONTINUES, DISTORTS
0:03:20 > 0:03:22DOGS LAUGHING
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Nice work, rookie.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27You found an exploding ham.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Quiet. I smell a bomb.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30You! DOGS LAUGH
0:03:30 > 0:03:32You should just turn in your tags.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34DOGS LAUGH
0:03:36 > 0:03:37UNDERDOG: 'All right, I'll be honest with you.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40'I wasn't exactly the best dog on the force.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42'In fact, I was probably the worst.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44'The ham was just the latest of my mistakes.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46'Like the time I chewed that extension cord
0:03:46 > 0:03:48'and it was still plugged in.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49'Or when I met that cute poodle,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52'and it turned out to be a guy.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54'It's hard to feel destined for greatness
0:03:54 > 0:03:55'when you keep messing up.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57'But destiny's a funny thing.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00'It'll creep up on you when you least expect it.'
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Gotcha. Last one for tonight.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05DOGS BARK
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Uh, excuse me.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Uh? Ahem. There's been a big mistake.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Uh, I'm not a stray. I shouldn't be in the pound.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19This ain't no pound, son.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20This place makes the pound
0:04:20 > 0:04:21look like the dog park.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Don't get me wrong. By day it's OK,
0:04:23 > 0:04:25but at night, once everyone's left,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27that's when the freaky stuff happens.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29What kind of freaky stuff?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Wait, what'd they do to your hair?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Why? What's wrong with my hair?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Uh, nothing. Ahem. Nothing at all.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37You were saying about the freaky stuff?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39All I'm saying is when the guy in the white lab coat
0:04:39 > 0:04:41pulls out the giant needle,
0:04:41 > 0:04:42run!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46DISTANT SIREN
0:04:47 > 0:04:49HE WHISTLES
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Hey.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Welcome to the graveyard.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Yeah, nice and quiet, just like I like it.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Uh, sir, excuse me.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Uh, we're not open right now.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03There's no access to the labs.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Oh, really?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Sorry.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07That's all right. Don't worry about it.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12Oh, wait. What's this?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13What does this say?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Um, "All access".
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Sorry.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20It's OK.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21You all make mistakes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24But I forgive you
0:05:24 > 0:05:26because that's the kind of person I am -
0:05:26 > 0:05:28humble.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29A humble genius.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31It's OK.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Let him in.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Please.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Again, I'm sorry, Dr Barsinister.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I'm terribly sorry. It's OK.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44How are you to know that I am the most important scientist
0:05:44 > 0:05:46this company has?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48You couldn't have.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55BELL DINGS
0:05:55 > 0:05:56BARSINISTER: Who's the new hire?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Him? He used to be a cop.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I was thinking that maybe we should take it easy
0:06:00 > 0:06:02on the after-hours stuff.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05You know, clandestine.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09A three-syllable word. I'm impressed.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10DOGS BARK
0:06:10 > 0:06:11I bought a, uh...
0:06:13 > 0:06:14..thes-aurus.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Good for you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18But even if he is an ex-cop,
0:06:18 > 0:06:20we don't have time to skulk about. Look.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Police dog training.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25That's a great idea. Why didn't you think of that?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Because training is a fool's process.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I've met with the mayor,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33and I told him how he could take this city to new heights
0:06:33 > 0:06:36through genetic manipulation.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37DOG MIAOWS
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Oh, yeah, what did he say?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41The fool actually laughed at me.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44That happened to me once. I had my pants on inside out.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Nobody told me for the entire day.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Stop talking now.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oh, right, right. I'll be the silent partner.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Just because you're the only one here, Cad,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54does not make us partners.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Well...
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Wow, a real-life mad scientist.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yeah, and he ain't even mad yet.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04All right, bring me the new dog.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07DOG WHIMPERS
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Your lucky day.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11And now, the most important DNA.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17UNDERDOG WHIMPERS
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Oh, don't worry, little guy.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23It will only hurt...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25a lot.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29OK, let's do it, partner.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31MACHINE WHIRS
0:07:37 > 0:07:39WHIMPERS
0:07:42 > 0:07:43SNEEZES
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Ugh!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Gross. Your mouth was open.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Just hold him.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52BARKS Aah!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh, God! Ohh!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
0:08:02 > 0:08:05HE GROANS
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Ha ha ha ha!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Hey, Doc. Ha ha. Got him!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Let's get in the game, Doc. He's right there.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18No, no! No, no!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22No! My research!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
0:08:29 > 0:08:30The serum.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33CAD: He's going for the door.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Run, boy! Run, run!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Bring me a chew toy from the outside,
0:08:40 > 0:08:41and maybe some hair gel.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42CLANKS
0:08:42 > 0:08:44It works.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Aah! - Doc!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53POLICE RADIO CHATTER
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm pulling all the security tapes
0:08:55 > 0:08:56and running a full computer sweep
0:08:56 > 0:08:58of all of Dr Barsinister's research.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Dan, we'll handle it from here.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02When there's a crime, they call a cop.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05When someone wants to sign into the building, they call you.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07LAUGHTER Right.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10That's why you're the chief.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17With a big filing cabinet marked "unsolved crimes"!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Huh. Hey, guys.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23UNDERDOG: 'Yeah, that was some night.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24'I was homeless and hungry.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27'And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse,
0:09:27 > 0:09:29'these numbskulls show up.'
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Hey, runt. Huh?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31You lost?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35The name's Riff Raff. He's Riff Raff.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I've marked this territory. He marked this territory.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Look, I don't want any trouble, OK?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Well, then today's your lucky day, mutt.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43I'd rip you to pieces,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45but I don't want to get my paws dirty.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Yeah, you're not worth his time, fleabag.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Ho ho ho. Fleabag. Yes!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Get him!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Oh, sweet. We're going to get him.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Hey, come back here! Mutt dumped my trash.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Come on, get him, boys.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57He thinks he's a greyhound.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Look at him go!
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I'll eat that little runt for dinner.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05DOGS BARK Dibs on leftovers!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh, speed bump.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Oof. What a way to go. Let's get out of here.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I'm with you, boss. Let's get out of here.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19WHIMPERING
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Hello?
0:10:23 > 0:10:24WHIMPERS
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Hey.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Hey, what... I thought I clipped you.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31What are you doing? Ha ha ha!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33You're a funny little dog.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Come here. Come here. Come here. Let me see.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Where's your collar? Oh, oh, oh, oh.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Is that a kiss? Where's your collar?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You don't have a home?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Why don't you come home with me? Huh?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49We've got a nice home, just for you.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53ENGINE STARTS
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Hey, what are you doing out that window?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56UNDERDOG: 'I know what you're thinking.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59'He just hit me with his car, and I climb in the front seat?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01'Look, I may not be able to smell a bomb,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03'but I can smell a good person.'
0:11:08 > 0:11:11"Please excuse Jack Unger from any and all activity
0:11:11 > 0:11:14"because he has a bad cold..."
0:11:14 > 0:11:16No, too simplistic!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19"..he has shingles..."
0:11:19 > 0:11:21No, I already used that!
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Come on, Jack! Dig deep!
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Got one!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Perfect!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Hey, Jack, you ready for school yet?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Yeah. Come on out back.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37I can't. I'm busy.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Ah, come on! I got something to show you.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42JACK GROANS Hey, I heard that!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Yeah, you're a good dog.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Come on, can you sit for me? UNDERDOG SNEEZES
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Oh, God bless you.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Hey, Jack, look.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You bought a dog?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Well, no, I didn't buy him. I found him on the street.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57He's cute, isn't he?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Thought maybe we could go for walks,
0:11:59 > 0:12:01you know, take him on a hike.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Hikes? Oh, fun(!)
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Hey, look at that.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09I think we should call him...Shoeshine.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Well, considering all the other things he probably licks,
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I think that's the best call.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Jack, I just thought he would be good for you, you know,
0:12:18 > 0:12:20take your mind off a few things, that's all.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Listen, I'm telling you I'm fine, all right?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24OK.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25You don't have to keep doing this.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26You've got plenty of other things to worry about.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Like being a prison guard to lab rats.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32You know what?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I like the new job.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38TELEPHONE RINGS
0:12:38 > 0:12:40All right, fine. If you don't want the dog,
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I'll take him to the pound this afternoon.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43RINGING CONTINUES
0:12:43 > 0:12:45DOOR OPENS
0:12:45 > 0:12:47DOOR SHUTS
0:12:47 > 0:12:49DAN: Hello?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54No, no, no, I'll come back. All right.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Thanks.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I got to go back to work.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59What about Shoelick?
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Shoeshine.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Listen, do me a favour, keep an eye on him.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04You know what?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Give him a chance.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08You might even like him. I don't think so.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11All he does is eat, sleep, and poop.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Well, then the two of you have a lot in common, don't you?
0:13:18 > 0:13:19DOOR OPENS
0:13:22 > 0:13:23DOOR CLOSES
0:13:25 > 0:13:27BARSINISTER: I can isolate specific proteins strands
0:13:27 > 0:13:29in animal DNA,
0:13:29 > 0:13:33then combine them any way I want to.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36This will give him the speed of a cheetah,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39the ability to fly like an eagle,
0:13:39 > 0:13:43or the strength of an animal 100 times his weight.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Forging a doctor's note, Jack - is this what it's come to?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I didn't forge it.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54You expect me to believe that you have "monkey pox"?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55HE COUGHS
0:13:55 > 0:13:56It's pretty bad.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00OK...I don't know what disappoints me more -
0:14:00 > 0:14:02the fact that you did it
0:14:02 > 0:14:03or that you did it so poorly
0:14:03 > 0:14:06that you couldn't even fool a PE teacher.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Ahh, food.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12SNIFFING
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Yep, definitely smell food.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Hmm.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Well, that's not dog food,
0:14:21 > 0:14:23but it's about to be.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Oh, no! They're going to blame this on me.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Oh, well. Bon appetit.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38A-ha! Homo postales,
0:14:38 > 0:14:40the great North American mailman,
0:14:40 > 0:14:42natural enemy of the dog.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43HE BARKS
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Well, look, the Ungers got a new cat.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Come on.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Come on, come on, come on, come on.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Come on, come on. Is that the best you got?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Come on. What, you want a piece of this, huh?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55SHOESHINE BARKS, HE GASPS
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Woah.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Ha ha ha! That's right.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Run, mailslinger, run.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04And never come back here again.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06CRASH! CAT SCREECHES
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Great. Two for one.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Hey, is that a tennis ball?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Ha ha ha. This day just gets better and better.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14HE GRUNTS
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Woah!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Ohh! That couch tried to kill me.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25There's something might peculiar going on here.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26DOOR UNLOCKS Huh?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39What did you do?!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40WHIMPERS
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Dad is going to kill you.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45And then me.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Ohh...
0:15:48 > 0:15:49I really hope this is chilli.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Give me a break. It was an accident.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Hello?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Dad?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Is that you?
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Hello?
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Come here, boy.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Did you hear something?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20No, did you?
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Did you just talk?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Huh? What? Hmm?
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Woah, woah, woah.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Wait a minute. You can understand me?
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Aah!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Aah!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40BOTH SCREAM
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Oh!
0:16:42 > 0:16:43HE PANTS
0:16:43 > 0:16:45OK, OK, deep breaths.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Get some fresh air to the brain.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48You're just imagining this.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Wait! You!
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Bad dog! Stop talking.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Wait. Stop!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Person, heel! Come on, who trained you?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Person, just wait!
0:16:59 > 0:17:00What did you just call me?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Sorry. I... I just don't know your name.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Jack. Nothing. Stop talking to me.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Well, look, I can't stop talking to you, Jack Nothing,
0:17:07 > 0:17:09because I'm freaking out here.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14If we're going for a walk, you may want to get a poop bag.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15What?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Hey, I'm just saying I have that special feeling.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Hey, maybe you're the problem.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21A weirdo kid who can suddenly talk to dogs.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24All right, how did you learn to speak English?
0:17:24 > 0:17:25How should I know?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Can you speak other languages?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29A little retriever, some shih-tzu.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31My chihuahua's a little rusty, though.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33OK, I mean other human languages.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Oh, so English isn't enough for you?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Jack?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Shh. That's Molly,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42a reporter for the school paper.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Oh, she'll have a field day with you.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Just speak dog.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Arf. Arf.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Hey, how's it going? Good. Were you just talking to someone?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Just my dog.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56I've got my dog too.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Polly!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01# Lady
0:18:01 > 0:18:03# When you're with me, I'm smiling... #
0:18:03 > 0:18:06SHOESHINE SIGHS
0:18:06 > 0:18:08# Give me
0:18:08 > 0:18:12# Woah, woah, woah, your love... #
0:18:12 > 0:18:14OK, here we go.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Uh, hello. I'm Shoeshine.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Oh, well, hello. I'm Polly.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Heh. DOGS BARK
0:18:23 > 0:18:26I think she likes him.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I've never seen you here before. Are you new to this park?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, yeah, I just relocated.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Uh, you smell wonderful.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Like a half-eaten pig's ear.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Excuse me, pig's ear?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Is that what passes for a pick-up line?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41No, no, no, I, uh...
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Well, I've got to get going.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Come on, Polly.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Master calls.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48So, uh, will I see you again?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Look, you're a cute beagle and all,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52but I want a little pizzazz in a relationship,
0:18:52 > 0:18:54a guy who can sweep me off my feet, you know?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Hmm.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57But we can be friends, OK?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59See you later.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Yeah, see you later.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Friends? Friends?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05I don't want to be friends.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I'm looking to settle down, to find Mrs Right.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Yeah, she could be Polly Shoeshine.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Or is it Polly Shine?
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Or is it...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Hey, Frisbee!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23What was that? It's my instincts.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I just can't help myself.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Whoo! What a rush.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29OK, what else do you do?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Now, bury the bone.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Let's go. Good boy. Bury the bone.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Uh, excuse me.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Uh, you want to tell me why you're talking to me like that?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38What? It's doggie talk.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Yeah, well, it's demeaning.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Give me the stick.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Hey, I think I struck oil.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Shoeshine, get out of there. Come on.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Ha ha.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I hope no-one saw that.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Hey, uh, what else do dogs do?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Oh, hey, they smell. How's your smelling?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Eh, my schnoz ain't too good.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Got me fired from my last job.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14That's ridiculous. Come on, just try it.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Look, smelling makes me nervous.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18And I-I-I... Ah-ah-ah...
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Ah-choo! Ohh...
0:20:21 > 0:20:23LEAVES RUSTLE
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Woah.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Glad I didn't try to hold that one in.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Would have blew my brains out my ears.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30OK, um, what are they saying?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:20:34 > 0:20:35WOMAN: What if I die like that?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I'm not going to spend all my evenings...
0:20:37 > 0:20:39OK? I know, we'll talk later. Bye.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40OVERLAPPING VOICES
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Catch the ball right in the web of the glove, OK?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Maybe we should see other people.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48He thinks it would be better if they saw other people.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51She says for all she cares,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53he can go eat... Wait, people eat that too?
0:20:53 > 0:20:54HE LAUGHS
0:20:54 > 0:20:56DOG BARKS
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Help!
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Let me go! POLLY WHIMPERS
0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's Polly!
0:21:00 > 0:21:01And that girl who follows her around.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Molly.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03She's with two other guys.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05They're stealing her backpack.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06This way.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Hey, wait!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Slow down! No, you speed up.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Use all four legs.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13HORN HONKS, TYRES SCREECH
0:21:13 > 0:21:14HORNS HONK
0:21:14 > 0:21:16This is incredible.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I've never run this fast before.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21It feels like my feet aren't even touching the g-ground!
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Yow!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Whoo!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27TYRES SCREECH
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I can fly?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Hey!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33HORNS HONK
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Woah, look out!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Whoo!
0:21:40 > 0:21:46Oh, this is way better than sticking your head out of a car!
0:21:46 > 0:21:47HORN HONKS Oh!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Woah-ho!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Oh, no, I'm blind! I can't see! I can't...
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Oh, no.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I don't want to see!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Sorry!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Excuse me. Pardon me.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Excuse me. Out of the way.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12All right, I'm good.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Ah! Spicy mustard! All right, where are the brakes on this thing?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Got a camera. Hurry up.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Whoo!
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Uhh!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Aah!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Huh? Uhh!
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Ohh...uhh!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Hello, 911?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:23:09 > 0:23:11HE CHUCKLES
0:23:13 > 0:23:17..Uh-huh, and some one just swooped in and saved you?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Think you could describe him?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Yes.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23He was...white...
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Molly, hey. Um, are you all right?
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Mm-hmm.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31OK, so he's a Caucasian?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Actually, I think he was brown.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34He was light brown with white spots
0:23:34 > 0:23:36on his belly, paws, and tail.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38He had black whiskers, brown eyes,
0:23:38 > 0:23:39and a wet nose.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Like this?
0:23:43 > 0:23:44(Huh?)
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Shoeshine? Shoeshine.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Shoeshine, are you here?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51SHOESHINE WHIMPERS
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Sorry, Jack.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59I didn't mean to break those cars or those garbage cans
0:23:59 > 0:24:00or that building.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Shoeshine, you're a hero.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05No, I don't want to be a hero. I'll screw it up.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Trust me on this one.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I just wanted a home.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13A place where I belonged.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15And look, just because I have these powers
0:24:15 > 0:24:17doesn't make me a hero.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Shoeshine, it depends on what you do with them.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Maybe.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24But promise me, no one can find out.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Not even your dad.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Oh, my dad.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Easy. Easy.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Hey, do you see a tennis ball anywhere?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33DOORBELL RINGS
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Just... Just put it in the corner.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36You know, traditionally,
0:24:36 > 0:24:37the dog makes the mess
0:24:37 > 0:24:40and the human cleans it up.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I'm looking for my beagle.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45He, uh, does tricks and stuff.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49I'm... I'm sorry. I haven't seen him.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51CLATTERING
0:24:54 > 0:24:55What was that?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58That was my, um... my grandpa.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00You know, and... look, he's blind,
0:25:00 > 0:25:02and we're just rearranging the furniture.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Are you all right in there, Gramps?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06SHOESHINE: Who are you calling Gramps?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Now get back in here and help me move the couch.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Uhh! CRASH!
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Hmm.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19You're making your blind grandfather move a couch?
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Yeah, well, it was either that
0:25:20 > 0:25:22or repave the driveway.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23His choice.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Good luck finding your dog.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Do you belong to that guy?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32What? Me? No.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Then who was he?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37How should I know? All you humans look alike.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Oh, that's my dad.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Oh, OK, I'm going to go out there and stall him,
0:25:43 > 0:25:47and you just try and make things look as normal as possible in here.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Talking dog will try to make things normal. Check.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55SHOESHINE GRUNTS
0:25:55 > 0:25:56DOOR CLOSES
0:25:56 > 0:25:58All clean.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Dad, Dad, hey.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Hey. How are you? What's up?
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Do you need help? Yeah, sure. Yeah, thanks.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09OK, wait. I'm going to go put these inside,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11and then we're going to go for a walk.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13A walk?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15You and me are going to go for a walk?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Yeah. You know, just chill, talk.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Hang out.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22OK, come on.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28What happened there?
0:26:30 > 0:26:31DOOR OPENS Dad, wait.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32No, Jack.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34GLASS CRUNCHES What?
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Yeah.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Hang out.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Dad, look, I can explain.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Yeah, well, don't tell me the dog did it.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Look, we'll talk about it later.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Right now I'm going to take that dog back to the pound.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Dad, no! No, please.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I want to keep him.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59You told me you didn't want the dog.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Me? No way.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I told you, I've wanted a dog since I was, like, eight.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07SHOESHINE WHIMPERS
0:27:13 > 0:27:15All right, but it's your responsibility, all right?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17You got to feed it. You got to brush it.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20You got to walk it. You got to train it.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Trust me, Dad.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23This dog will do things that will blow your mind.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31This better be chilli!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33SHOESHINE WHIMPERS
0:27:34 > 0:27:36RATS SQUEAK
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Yes. Yes. Brilliant.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Oh. Already.
0:27:49 > 0:27:55The flames of inspiration are licking at my brain.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Unencumbered.
0:27:56 > 0:28:02And this, my new laboratory.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04It kind of smells like a men's room.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06So much the better.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09It just seems like the wrong vibe for our work.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Seems a little precocious.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Perspicacious.
0:28:13 > 0:28:14What?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Peppery.
0:28:16 > 0:28:17Prim.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21Most of my thesaurus burned up in the fire,
0:28:21 > 0:28:24so all I've got left are the Ps.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Perfect.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Ooh, that's a good one.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Can I use that?
0:28:29 > 0:28:34The material I require is going to be expensive.
0:28:34 > 0:28:39We're going to need to find ways to subsidise my work.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41I know some guys who just got out of the clink
0:28:41 > 0:28:43who can help us.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Perhaps.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Bam! Ahh.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Nailed it. Ahh...
0:28:50 > 0:28:53UNDERDOG: 'Jack and I became good buddies.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54'For the first time in my life
0:28:54 > 0:28:57'I really felt like man's best friend.'
0:28:57 > 0:29:01Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Come on, folks, bite into a nice, juicy hot dog.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03What... What?
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Oh, my gosh! They're made of dog!
0:29:07 > 0:29:09You people are crazy.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Shoeshine, come here.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14It's not real dog.
0:29:14 > 0:29:15Well, what is it, then?
0:29:15 > 0:29:17It's just animal parts,
0:29:17 > 0:29:19you know, like noses, hooves, intestines.
0:29:19 > 0:29:20Oh, well, in that case,
0:29:20 > 0:29:22I'll take two.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Hot dogs! Hot dogs! That's what I got.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Nice and hot.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Why's he talking like that? He's rhyming.
0:29:30 > 0:29:34You know, it's a gimmick, to get people's attention.
0:29:34 > 0:29:35That seems like a strange convention
0:29:35 > 0:29:37for you to mention.
0:29:38 > 0:29:42And this is where I'm bored out of my mind eight hours a day.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Whenever I'm bored, I just chase my tail.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48If you're lucky, you throw up and bingo, lunch part two.
0:29:48 > 0:29:49Nice(!)
0:29:49 > 0:29:50What?
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Sticks, balls and running in one game?
0:29:55 > 0:29:58So clever, so inspired. Not our team.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00We're always the underdogs. Oh.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Nope, never heard of that breed.
0:30:02 > 0:30:03Is that a dog from Australia?
0:30:03 > 0:30:05No!
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Look, an underdog is...
0:30:07 > 0:30:09is someone who's been counted out
0:30:09 > 0:30:11and nobody expects them to win.
0:30:11 > 0:30:12Yeah, I know the feeling.
0:30:12 > 0:30:13CAT MIAOWS Huh?
0:30:14 > 0:30:17There goes the neighbourhood.
0:30:17 > 0:30:18Shoeshine, no.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20SHOESHINE SIGHS
0:30:20 > 0:30:22CAT MIAOWS Freak!
0:30:22 > 0:30:24What?! See...?
0:30:27 > 0:30:30Ah! So, what's the score?
0:30:30 > 0:30:32I told you no!
0:30:32 > 0:30:35But every molecule of me was screaming, "Yes".
0:30:35 > 0:30:37It's time to teach you some manners.
0:30:37 > 0:30:38Right, I'm going to learn manners
0:30:38 > 0:30:41from a guy who pees in my white porcelain drinking bowl(!)
0:30:41 > 0:30:43All right, basic commands.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Chapter one - sit.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47Yeah, let's start with a tough one(!)
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Chapter two - lie down.
0:30:49 > 0:30:50Fine, I was going to do that anyway.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53Chapter three - roll over.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Man, this book doesn't have much of a plot, does it?
0:30:56 > 0:30:58And chapter four - speak.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Arf arf.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Come on, you can't be serious with this.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Four weeks of lessons in four seconds?
0:31:04 > 0:31:06We're on a good pace.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Chapter five - return the book and get your money back.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14I got you something.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Woah. Never had one of these before.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Now if you ever get lost, they'll know where to bring you home.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21Home.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Wow, this is great.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Ohh. Eww.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27Oh, that breath is horrible. What have you been eating?
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Uh, not sure.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31I dug it out from under the house.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34UNDERDOG: 'Suddenly, I had a home and a family.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36'I had all that I ever wanted.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38'The only thing that could possibly mess this up
0:31:38 > 0:31:40'was if a mad scientist bent on revenge
0:31:40 > 0:31:41'was living underneath the city.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44'Well, guess what.'
0:31:45 > 0:31:47METAL CLANGS
0:31:47 > 0:31:51Oh, the price I've paid.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53So be it.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Hi. How's it going?
0:32:01 > 0:32:03I'd love to, baby, but I'm busy.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06Work out? Yeah, I work out.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08You know, I think of my body as a Buddhist temple.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10BARSINISTER: Cad, stop talking
0:32:10 > 0:32:13to your imaginary friend and get in here!
0:32:13 > 0:32:15BELL DINGS
0:32:25 > 0:32:27BANGING
0:32:36 > 0:32:38OVER RADIO: 'Dan, it's Cliff.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40'Got a shipment in the loading docks.
0:32:40 > 0:32:41'Can you buzz them in?'
0:32:41 > 0:32:44All right, I'm on my way.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48BELL DINGS
0:32:48 > 0:32:50HE SIGHS
0:32:52 > 0:32:55This thing going to help us make another super dog?
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Oh, why settle for just one
0:32:58 > 0:33:02when I can create a plethora?
0:33:02 > 0:33:05That's a P-word.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06I bet I have that one.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Oh, just pick it up, you ape.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13Give the dog your food.
0:33:13 > 0:33:18Give the dog your food. Give the dog your food.
0:33:18 > 0:33:23You are in my power. You will do as I command.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Sorry, you didn't get the power of hypnotism.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28A-ha! Not yet, I didn't.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Give the dog your food.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33TOY SQUEAKS
0:33:33 > 0:33:34SHOESHINE SNIFFS
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Rubber?
0:33:36 > 0:33:37What kind of sick joke is this?
0:33:37 > 0:33:39WOMAN ON TV: '..demonstration will convince
0:33:39 > 0:33:41'an international community of leaders
0:33:41 > 0:33:42'that the Capitol City Canine Academy
0:33:42 > 0:33:45'is the future for canine crime-fighters.
0:33:45 > 0:33:46'I am Diana...'
0:33:46 > 0:33:47Maybe I should sign you up.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49I don't think that's a good idea.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51You know, my dad used to be on the force.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54He was twice decorated by the mayor for bravery.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56He was a real hero.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58What happened?
0:33:58 > 0:33:59He quit.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01That a big deal?
0:34:01 > 0:34:03A big deal?
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Yeah.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07OK, he says he quit his job to spend time with me
0:34:07 > 0:34:09after my mom died, and he's still never home.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11MAN ON TV: 'We're interrupting with breaking news.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13'One of our camera crews following the local police
0:34:13 > 0:34:16'have stumbled upon a local jewellery store robbery.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18'The thieves have taken several hostages.'
0:34:18 > 0:34:21You know, you never see dogs hurting each other for money.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23You never see people sniffing each other's butts.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Hmm. Touche.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28'As you can see, it is a tense situation.
0:34:28 > 0:34:29'Apparently, the thieves...'
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Hey, you can stop it.
0:34:31 > 0:34:32Like with Molly and Polly.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34No, no. No way. Uh-uh.
0:34:34 > 0:34:35That was an accident.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37I had no idea what I was doing.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40Well, maybe this is why you're here.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Look, I was just getting the hang of the whole pet thing.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44I even chewed up your iPod.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45You what?
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Look, the truth is,
0:34:47 > 0:34:49I just want to be a regular dog.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51And I want to be a regular kid with a mom and a dad.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54But you know what? Life doesn't always work out that way.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00SHOESHINE SIGHS
0:35:00 > 0:35:01All right, I'll do it.
0:35:01 > 0:35:02For you.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04But just this once.
0:35:04 > 0:35:05There better be something pretty special
0:35:05 > 0:35:07in that dog dish when I get back.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12You can put the dog door there.
0:35:12 > 0:35:13Woah!
0:35:13 > 0:35:14JACK: Shoeshine, watch out for the fish kite.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16What fish kite? FABRIC TEARS
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Oh! Ahh! Ahh!
0:35:18 > 0:35:19I'm good.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Man, I hope I don't look too ridiculous.
0:35:22 > 0:35:23SIREN WAILS
0:35:23 > 0:35:24Oh!
0:35:24 > 0:35:26No! Come on.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Don't look at me.
0:35:30 > 0:35:34If she hadn't pulled the silent alarm,
0:35:34 > 0:35:36you two wouldn't be getting a time-out.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38MAN GRUNTS
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Got it.
0:35:41 > 0:35:42We got it.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Good.
0:35:46 > 0:35:47INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:35:47 > 0:35:50DISPATCHER: 'Unit 31, unit 31, I hear you loud and clear.'
0:35:50 > 0:35:51They got all the exits barricaded.
0:35:51 > 0:35:52Can't get a man in there.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54'Hold your positions. SWAT is on its way.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57'ETA five minutes.'
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Did you see that? I have no idea.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Woah!
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Ow!
0:36:03 > 0:36:05SHOESHINE GRUNTS
0:36:05 > 0:36:07SHE GASPS, SHOESHINE GROANS
0:36:09 > 0:36:10Dog fish.
0:36:10 > 0:36:11Uh, excuse me.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?
0:36:15 > 0:36:16I'll get him.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18I'm going to guess you're one of the bad guys.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Uhh!
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Huh?
0:36:22 > 0:36:24FEEDBACK
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Cad, can you hear me? That's our dog.
0:36:27 > 0:36:28'Get him.' CAD: OK.
0:36:28 > 0:36:29Hey, you! Grab that dog.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Are you all right?
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Are you OK? Can you hear me?
0:36:33 > 0:36:34Come on, little buddy.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Breathe.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37Hey, guys, back off. He needs some space.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39I'll give you some space.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41I said give me some space!
0:36:41 > 0:36:43Uhh!
0:36:46 > 0:36:47Hang tight, little buddy.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49I'll get some help.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51RADIO CHATTER, GUN CLICKS Evening, officers.
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Woah, woah, hold your fire.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54The jewels are safe,
0:36:54 > 0:36:56there's a fox passed out on the floor,
0:36:56 > 0:36:58and, yes, I'm dressed like a fish.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01Keep up the good work!
0:37:01 > 0:37:05MAN ON TV: 'While most of our city remains sceptical,
0:37:05 > 0:37:07'the Post is standing by its story
0:37:07 > 0:37:10'of a dog thwarting yesterday's jewellery robbery.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12'According to eyewitnesses,
0:37:12 > 0:37:14'the animal displayed uncommon strength,
0:37:14 > 0:37:15'speed, and agility.' I knew it.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18'The police have yet to comment on this strange report
0:37:18 > 0:37:20'and the mayor's office has only said...'
0:37:20 > 0:37:23My creation! Have they mentioned me?
0:37:23 > 0:37:28Anything about a thief with amazing hair?
0:37:28 > 0:37:31'If the reports of a super dog are true...'
0:37:31 > 0:37:33You're a superhero. You're a hairy, four-legged superhero.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36You know what? You're like Superman with a flea collar.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38No, no. No, I'm not.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40You saved those people.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43I know, and it felt...good.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45But I can't do this.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Someone's going to recognise me and take me back.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Take you back?
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Uh, take me back to normal.
0:37:53 > 0:37:54Turn you back to normal.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00I know.
0:38:00 > 0:38:01You ever read comic books?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03Hmm?
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Look, it's just a normal guy, and he puts on a cape,
0:38:06 > 0:38:08takes off the glasses, and he's a superhero.
0:38:08 > 0:38:09And people fall for that stuff?
0:38:09 > 0:38:10Yeah.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Look, you're...you're a mild-mannered dog,
0:38:12 > 0:38:14and that's your secret identity.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16All you need is a costume.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18Well, as long as I don't look ridiculous.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Am I standing?
0:38:22 > 0:38:23I can't feel my legs.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25JACK: You're Bumbledog.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Hey, woah. No stripes. They make me look fat.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Who am I supposed to be, Sherlock Bones?
0:38:33 > 0:38:34Count Dogula?
0:38:34 > 0:38:37OK, this is why dogs bite people.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Ah...
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Hm.
0:38:46 > 0:38:47It's perfect.
0:38:47 > 0:38:48Underdog.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Underdog. Hmm.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52I like it.
0:38:52 > 0:38:53It's my dad's old college sweater.
0:38:56 > 0:38:57But we'll need to make it work.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59WHIRRING
0:39:03 > 0:39:05But what do I do if your dad's around
0:39:05 > 0:39:08and I've got to... you know, take off?
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Bark three times. You know what? Yeah. OK.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13That's going to be our code. You have to bark three times.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Wait, hang on. Do I bark three times
0:39:15 > 0:39:18or say the word "bark" three times?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Right, dog bark. Got it.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22DRYER BUZZES
0:39:22 > 0:39:26Uh, you know, I think that was dry-clean only.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Ow! Watch the ears!
0:39:29 > 0:39:31SHOESHINE GRUNTS
0:39:31 > 0:39:34It's perfect! But we're still going to need something else
0:39:34 > 0:39:35to get people's attention.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Yeah, you're right. A flying dog in a red sweater isn't enough(!)
0:39:38 > 0:39:40You know, like a catchphrase.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Like... "Up, up, and away!"
0:39:43 > 0:39:46Or, "It's clobberin' time!"
0:39:46 > 0:39:47Hmm.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50SHOESHINE GRUNTS
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Mm-hmm.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54WOMAN ON RADIO: 'Attention all patrol units.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56'We're looking for a cat burglar...' HE YAWNS
0:39:56 > 0:39:58'..last seen on Eighth Avenue.' WHOOSH!
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Woah!
0:40:06 > 0:40:08So, you're a cat burglar, huh?
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Huh?
0:40:10 > 0:40:12Well, I'm not really a cat person.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13Woof.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17POLICEMEN GASP
0:40:17 > 0:40:21There's no need to worry! Underdog is furry!
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Nah, that's not it.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Whoo-hoo! # There's no need to fear
0:40:26 > 0:40:27# When in this world the headlines read
0:40:27 > 0:40:29# Of those whose hearts are filled with greed... #
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Police stations have been flooded with eyewitnesses reporting
0:40:31 > 0:40:33miraculous feats by this phenomenon
0:40:33 > 0:40:34who goes by the name Underdog. WHOOSH!
0:40:34 > 0:40:35# Underdog... #
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Woah!
0:40:37 > 0:40:41There's no need for fright. Underdog's got bite.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43That's not it either.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58TYRES SQUEAL
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Now, that dude knows how to chase a car.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Ready, set...go!
0:41:12 > 0:41:15UNDERDOG BURPS Are you going to eat that?
0:41:15 > 0:41:18Actually, I wanted to have Underdog on the show
0:41:18 > 0:41:21but he's not allowed on the couch!
0:41:28 > 0:41:30Phew!
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Man, that kung pao chicken was good!
0:41:46 > 0:41:48SIRENS BLARE, GLASS SHATTERS
0:41:48 > 0:41:50CAT MIAOWS
0:41:50 > 0:41:53All right. Now, look,
0:41:53 > 0:41:55don't tell your cat buddies about this,
0:41:55 > 0:41:57cos I have a reputation to uphold. Freak.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Yep. I thought that was you.
0:41:59 > 0:42:04There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Hey. That's pretty good. I think I'll keep that one.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09By executive order, I proclaim today
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Underdog day in Capitol City.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14I would also like to invite Underdog down to the Capitol,
0:42:14 > 0:42:17provided he's, uh, housebroken, that is.
0:42:17 > 0:42:21# Underdog, Underdog... #
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Speak.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Speak!
0:42:26 > 0:42:28What do you want me to say?
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Not you!
0:42:32 > 0:42:34Come on. Come on, I know you can do it.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36WOOF!
0:42:36 > 0:42:37Imbecile!
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Oh!
0:42:39 > 0:42:40DOG WHINES
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Get rid of him.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51That should be me on the front page,
0:42:51 > 0:42:55not that stupid mutt!
0:42:57 > 0:43:01I need a sample of his DNA.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08Uh... How do you look in a dress?
0:43:08 > 0:43:10Hmm.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13HIGH-PITCHED: Somebody please help me! Aah!
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Hey! Oh, my gosh!
0:43:15 > 0:43:16What's going on up there?
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Help me! Help me! I'm a clumsy old woman!
0:43:21 > 0:43:23I thought my window was a door!
0:43:23 > 0:43:25There's no need to fear!
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Underdog is...
0:43:27 > 0:43:29moving too fast! Ow!
0:43:29 > 0:43:31"WOMAN" SCREAMS, CROWD GASPS
0:43:31 > 0:43:33I seriously need to work on my landing.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36Aah!
0:43:36 > 0:43:39When old ladies are falling, I'm not slow!
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Hip, hip, hip, and away I go!
0:43:43 > 0:43:45CROWD CHATTER
0:43:45 > 0:43:46CAD WHIMPERS Way to go, Underdog!
0:43:48 > 0:43:50You're safe now, ma'am. And in the future,
0:43:50 > 0:43:52try to stay away from open windows.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Lovely! I'm so grateful.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57Here's a little treat for you... Little treat for you. Yes.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59It's called a choke chain.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03NORMAL VOICE: What's the matter, doggie, can't breathe?
0:44:03 > 0:44:05Hey! It's you! Let's go.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07UNDERDOG: 'As soon as I knew it was Cad,
0:44:07 > 0:44:09'well, I took him for a little walk.'
0:44:09 > 0:44:10Woah!
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Aah!
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Bark, bark! Heel, dog!
0:44:16 > 0:44:17# When criminals in this world appear
0:44:17 > 0:44:19# And break the laws that they should fear
0:44:19 > 0:44:21# They fightin' all who see and hear
0:44:21 > 0:44:23# The cry goes up both far and near
0:44:23 > 0:44:24# For Under, Underdog
0:44:24 > 0:44:25# Under, Underdog
0:44:25 > 0:44:27# That's the superhero pup
0:44:27 > 0:44:29# Crooks and bandits give it up... #
0:44:34 > 0:44:36# There's no need to fear
0:44:36 > 0:44:38# Underdog is here
0:44:38 > 0:44:39# U-U-Underdog is here That's right
0:44:39 > 0:44:42# Underdog is here. #
0:44:42 > 0:44:46You slack-jawed, mouth-breathing imbecile!
0:44:46 > 0:44:49I should have put strychnine in your chocolate milk
0:44:49 > 0:44:51months ago.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53Give me one good reason
0:44:53 > 0:44:58why I shouldn't dispose of you right now!
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Well, uh...
0:45:02 > 0:45:04I got this.
0:45:08 > 0:45:09UNDERDOG: 'My first collar ever,
0:45:09 > 0:45:11'and I lose it to some guy in a dress.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13'I sat there hoping Jack wouldn't ask about it.'
0:45:13 > 0:45:16Where's your collar? My collar?
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Yeah. Oh. Uh...
0:45:18 > 0:45:20It must have fallen off.
0:45:20 > 0:45:22Kicking butt and taking names, huh?
0:45:22 > 0:45:24No, just barking at myself in a mirror.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26I'll tell you, it never gets old.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28All right, come on. We're going to go meet Molly and Polly
0:45:28 > 0:45:30at the library. Cool, a double date.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32Look, it's not exactly a date.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35Whatever. But when I give you the look,
0:45:35 > 0:45:38make yourself scarce so I can make my move.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40Your move? You have a move?
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Yeah, I use my front paws and drag my butt on the ground.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44Chicks dig that.
0:45:44 > 0:45:45OK.
0:45:45 > 0:45:49Hey, nice beagle. Just like Underdog, huh?
0:45:49 > 0:45:51Underdog. Him?
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Oh, no, no. Um, only thing that's strong about this dog
0:45:53 > 0:45:56is his breath. Hmm?
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Sure looks like Underdog.
0:45:58 > 0:45:59Hey. Sorry.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01I think we need to work on your secret identity.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04OK. As long as I don't look ridiculous.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06I look ridiculous.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09Well, it makes you look taller. That's a good thing.
0:46:09 > 0:46:12Hey, speed bump, you survived.
0:46:12 > 0:46:13Let me guess.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15You went for satellite instead of cable.
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Ha ha ha ha!
0:46:17 > 0:46:18Oh, ha ha. Put a muzzle on it.
0:46:18 > 0:46:19What's the matter, runt?
0:46:19 > 0:46:21You let your girlfriend do the talking for you?
0:46:21 > 0:46:23Maybe you can't hear me.
0:46:23 > 0:46:26DOG BARKS, SHOESHINE WHIMPERS
0:46:26 > 0:46:29So, uh, if you ever want to be with a real dog,
0:46:29 > 0:46:30give me a sniff.
0:46:30 > 0:46:31Yeah. You're a real player, boss.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33Let's go, fellas. We showed him,
0:46:33 > 0:46:35huh, boss? What do you mean "we"?
0:46:35 > 0:46:37Shoeshine, come on.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39You've got to stand up for yourself.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41Would Underdog have backed down from that mongrel?
0:46:41 > 0:46:44Underdog... Oh, the way his ears flop
0:46:44 > 0:46:48when he flies, that shimmering coat...
0:46:48 > 0:46:52Could you imagine me off-leash with Underdog?
0:46:52 > 0:46:53Hmm.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56There isn't a hose cold enough to break that up.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58I wish I could meet him.
0:46:58 > 0:47:02Well, you know, they say he answers every call for help.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Really?
0:47:06 > 0:47:08POLLY: Help.
0:47:08 > 0:47:09Oh, help.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11Help, help.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13Help! Hello.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15Oh, my.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Where, oh, where, can my Underdog be?
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Did somebody order a hero?
0:47:20 > 0:47:23Uhh! Ah!
0:47:23 > 0:47:25Uhh! Ow!
0:47:25 > 0:47:27UNDERDOG GROANS
0:47:27 > 0:47:28Underdog...
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Why, oh, why, have you called for help?
0:47:32 > 0:47:35I was flying by when I heard you yelp.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Oh. Um, help.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Right. I'm...
0:47:39 > 0:47:41Uh, I'm out of food.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43Your bowl is empty. That is true.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Might I have a date with you?
0:47:45 > 0:47:48Ex... Excuse me. Do you only speak in rhyme?
0:47:48 > 0:47:51My rhymes are merely said in fun...
0:47:51 > 0:47:52OK, I'm done.
0:47:52 > 0:47:53Ohh. Good.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57It's beautiful, isn't it?
0:47:57 > 0:47:58Yes, you are.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Uh, you are right about that.
0:48:00 > 0:48:04Uh, moon? Stars? The art?
0:48:04 > 0:48:06I'm sorry, what were we looking at again?
0:48:06 > 0:48:09It must be so amazing to be you,
0:48:09 > 0:48:12to be able to go where you want, whenever you want.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14I have to always "sit", "stay",
0:48:14 > 0:48:16"be a good dog".
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Well, then, let's be bad dogs.
0:48:21 > 0:48:22OK. You ready?
0:48:22 > 0:48:23Ready for...
0:48:23 > 0:48:25what?! Oh!
0:48:25 > 0:48:27Don't worry. Aah!
0:48:29 > 0:48:30You OK?
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Yes.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35Oh, I love the feeling of the wind in my fur.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Yeah. I thought you might.
0:48:37 > 0:48:40I call it extreme off-leash.
0:48:40 > 0:48:42Heh heh!
0:48:42 > 0:48:44So, have you worked up an appetite?
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Let's see, what's for dinner?
0:48:46 > 0:48:47Oh, look - Italian.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:48:50 > 0:48:52OK, hang on! Careful!
0:48:52 > 0:48:53WHOOSH!
0:48:53 > 0:48:56Aah! My doggie bag!
0:49:02 > 0:49:03Here we go.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06The perfect spot for dinner on the fly.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08ITALIAN-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS
0:49:08 > 0:49:11There's only one meatball. Why don't you have it.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14Oh, no, thanks. I'm on a diet.
0:49:14 > 0:49:15No, I-I insist.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19Uh-oh.
0:49:19 > 0:49:20FALLING MEATBALL WHISTLES
0:49:20 > 0:49:22SPLAT, CAT SCREECHES
0:49:23 > 0:49:26DAN: The sewers lead into this drainage into the complex.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28So, if you have access to any of the sewer systems,
0:49:28 > 0:49:30you can get anywhere in the city you want.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33Even Dr Barsinister knows that.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35SHOESHINE HUMS
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Oh, hey, Jack. How's it goin'?
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Where have you been all night?
0:49:43 > 0:49:44I don't sniff and tell.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Hey, Shoeshine.
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Uh, woof. Woof.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51Hey, um, we're going to head to the park...
0:49:51 > 0:49:53You know, teach him tricks, do some training.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Oh, cool. Mind if I come?
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Um, you know, it's...
0:49:57 > 0:49:59It's probably better if we went alone.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02You know, cos it's good for his concentration.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06Son...
0:50:06 > 0:50:08You know, we've got to try here.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10I've got to go.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:50:14 > 0:50:16That was really nice of your dad.
0:50:16 > 0:50:17Why did you blow him off like that?
0:50:17 > 0:50:19What? Your dad is reaching out to you
0:50:19 > 0:50:21and you keep pushing him away.
0:50:21 > 0:50:23I've been pushing everyone away.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Well, maybe it's time to stop.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32You're right. I should talk to him about it.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34How did you get so smart, anyway?
0:50:34 > 0:50:37Genetic engineering. You should try it.
0:50:39 > 0:50:43Oh, look. Dad is home.
0:50:43 > 0:50:44Where's Jack?
0:50:44 > 0:50:46Don't worry.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49We haven't done anything to him...
0:50:49 > 0:50:51yet.
0:50:51 > 0:50:54DOORBELL RINGS
0:50:54 > 0:50:55Hi. Hey.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57So, did you dig anything up about the break-in?
0:50:57 > 0:50:59Uh, yeah. I got a map from my dad.
0:50:59 > 0:51:00Hey. How's it going?
0:51:00 > 0:51:03You wouldn't believe the date I had last night.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05It was so amazing.
0:51:05 > 0:51:08Yeah, it was. What?
0:51:08 > 0:51:10I mean, it was?
0:51:10 > 0:51:11Um, can you keep a secret?
0:51:11 > 0:51:13I went out with Underdog.
0:51:13 > 0:51:15Really? Heh. I hear he's shorter in person.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17He is not. He's quite strapping and...
0:51:17 > 0:51:19such a charmer.
0:51:19 > 0:51:21Hm.
0:51:21 > 0:51:22A drainage pipe?
0:51:22 > 0:51:25Yeah. They could have entered directly through the sewers.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27BARSINISTER: I want him back.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29I want his power.
0:51:29 > 0:51:32My dog is not Underdog.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34You seem to have a knack
0:51:34 > 0:51:36for underestimating the exceptional.
0:51:37 > 0:51:39You're insane.
0:51:39 > 0:51:43I prefer the term visionary!
0:51:44 > 0:51:46Call your dog
0:51:46 > 0:51:49or I'll call mine.
0:51:55 > 0:51:58Or I'll call mine.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01Cad...
0:52:01 > 0:52:03Oh, right. The dogs.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05Simon says...
0:52:05 > 0:52:09surround the sad ex-cop.
0:52:09 > 0:52:11Simon says... convince.
0:52:11 > 0:52:14DOGS BARK
0:52:14 > 0:52:17All right. All right. All right. Shoeshine!
0:52:17 > 0:52:19BARKING CONTINUES
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Shoeshine!
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Hey, um, I've got to go.
0:52:23 > 0:52:26BARKS THREE TIMES
0:52:26 > 0:52:29Hey, um, I've got to go.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31But, Jack...
0:52:32 > 0:52:35That is one strange beagle.
0:52:36 > 0:52:37What? What is it?
0:52:37 > 0:52:39It's your dad. He's in trouble.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41The guy from the lab got him. You go to the police station
0:52:41 > 0:52:42and wait for me. No. No.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44He's my dad. You're not going to go without me.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46All right. Fasten your seat belts.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48It's going to be a bumpy ride.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50Woah! Aah!
0:52:50 > 0:52:52Aah!
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
0:53:07 > 0:53:10BARKING CONTINUES Shoeshine!
0:53:14 > 0:53:16Shoeshine. Dad!
0:53:16 > 0:53:19Easy, tiger. Jack! Jack! What's going on?
0:53:19 > 0:53:20What's going on here?
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Shoeshine, isn't it?
0:53:22 > 0:53:26Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre...
0:53:26 > 0:53:28Underdog?
0:53:28 > 0:53:30It's Shoeshine.
0:53:30 > 0:53:31He can talk?
0:53:31 > 0:53:33UNDERDOG: 'Yep, Barsinister had me beat.
0:53:33 > 0:53:35'There was no way I could save both of them.'
0:53:35 > 0:53:37I'm sorry.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Look, do whatever you want to me. Just let them go.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Oh... Uh... Oh...
0:53:41 > 0:53:43Wise decision.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45Heh heh heh.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47UNDERDOG: 'Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me,
0:53:47 > 0:53:49'he wanted my DNA.
0:53:49 > 0:53:50'He took away my superpowers
0:53:50 > 0:53:53'and put them in a little blue pill.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56'But that wasn't the worst of it.'
0:53:56 > 0:53:59Ah. And in this pill...
0:53:59 > 0:54:03there is the DNA of a regular beagle.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Shoeshine, don't do it! No!
0:54:06 > 0:54:09You know what the saddest part is?
0:54:09 > 0:54:10SHOESHINE WHIMPERS
0:54:10 > 0:54:13You actually thought that they loved you.
0:54:13 > 0:54:17They only love the power that I gave you.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19No!
0:54:22 > 0:54:24No! Shoeshine!
0:54:26 > 0:54:28Jack! Aah! ELECTRONIC BUZZING
0:54:28 > 0:54:31I didn't...want anyone...
0:54:31 > 0:54:34to get...hurt!
0:54:34 > 0:54:37GRUNTS AND BARKS
0:54:37 > 0:54:39Shoeshine...
0:54:39 > 0:54:41WHIMPERS
0:54:41 > 0:54:43BARSINISTER: Cad...
0:54:43 > 0:54:47Not so tough now, are we, little doggie? Let's go.
0:54:47 > 0:54:51This city is going to pay for what they have done to me.
0:54:51 > 0:54:54Their doubt. BARKS
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Their blindness. BARKS
0:54:57 > 0:54:59Their betrayal. BARKS
0:54:59 > 0:55:02ELECTRONIC BUZZING
0:55:07 > 0:55:09Simon says heel.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11ALL: Yes sir!
0:55:19 > 0:55:21UNDERDOG: 'All those powers, and I wound up jeopardising
0:55:21 > 0:55:23'the only thing I cared about -
0:55:23 > 0:55:25'my family.' WHIMPERS
0:55:27 > 0:55:30'And while I was stuck down there feeling sorry for myself,
0:55:30 > 0:55:33'Cad and Barsinister had returned to the Capitol.'
0:55:42 > 0:55:46Help! Help us! HE GRUNTS
0:55:46 > 0:55:49Jack, that's not going to help. You've got to get untied.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Uhh. Forget it.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54Jack! Don't quit. Quit?
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Yeah. Me?
0:55:56 > 0:55:59What about you? You were the best cop in the city,
0:55:59 > 0:56:02and you should be up there stopping Barsinister.
0:56:02 > 0:56:04But you quit. You quit the force.
0:56:05 > 0:56:07I did quit.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09I quit, Jack.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12I quit because I didn't want anything to happen to me.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14I didn't want to leave you alone.
0:56:23 > 0:56:24Jack...
0:56:24 > 0:56:26We have to get untied.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Now, just back up.
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Put your foot on that ledge.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33All right, now, grab that rope and jump up.
0:56:33 > 0:56:37There you go! Now, come over here and let me untie you.
0:56:37 > 0:56:40Sit down.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42BOTH GRUNT
0:56:42 > 0:56:45These knots are tight.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48The reason we're down here is me.
0:56:48 > 0:56:51All I had to do was just tell you Shoeshine was Underdog.
0:56:51 > 0:56:53I'll tell you what you should have told me.
0:56:53 > 0:56:57That you gave my JV baseball sweater away to a superhero.
0:57:01 > 0:57:03OK. OK.
0:57:05 > 0:57:06Grab Shoeshine.
0:57:06 > 0:57:07Come on, Shoeshine.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09Come on, boy. WHIMPERS
0:57:09 > 0:57:11All right, son, let's go.
0:57:11 > 0:57:14There has been an overwhelming response, Mr Mayor.
0:57:14 > 0:57:16Good. You've never had this much press.
0:57:16 > 0:57:17Make sure they get a good view of the dogs.
0:57:17 > 0:57:19BARSINISTER: Mr Mayor...
0:57:19 > 0:57:22Do you have time to consider my proposal now?
0:57:24 > 0:57:26Holy moley. Barsinister.
0:57:26 > 0:57:28SIREN BLARES, TYRES SCREECH
0:57:28 > 0:57:29Start rolling. Start rolling.
0:57:29 > 0:57:32INDISTINCT SHOUTING
0:57:32 > 0:57:35Go! Go! Go! Move it!
0:57:35 > 0:57:38INDISTINCT CHATTERING AND SHOUTING
0:57:40 > 0:57:41There.
0:57:41 > 0:57:43Where's Underdog?
0:57:43 > 0:57:45I'm here live at the steps of the Capitol Building,
0:57:45 > 0:57:47where, on the eve of his big press announcement,
0:57:47 > 0:57:49it seems that the Mayor has been kidnapped.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52Now, SWAT has secured... CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY
0:57:52 > 0:57:54TYRES SCREECH
0:57:54 > 0:57:58WIND WHISTLES
0:58:16 > 0:58:18Come on, hurry up!
0:58:20 > 0:58:21Excuse me. Pardon me.
0:58:21 > 0:58:23Trying to get through. Sorry. Pardon me.
0:58:23 > 0:58:24Excuse me.
0:58:24 > 0:58:25BOY: Come on! Get Underdog!
0:58:25 > 0:58:27WOMAN: Underdog... MAN: Has anyone seen him?
0:58:27 > 0:58:29Ohh. We're too late.
0:58:29 > 0:58:32Now what are we going to do? MAN: Where's Underdog?
0:58:43 > 0:58:45Please stay back!
0:58:45 > 0:58:47Why isn't Underdog here? Underdog has to be here somewhere.
0:58:47 > 0:58:49SHOESHINE WHIMPERS POLICEMAN: Everyone,
0:58:49 > 0:58:51please stay back!
0:58:51 > 0:58:54Shoeshine, I don't know if you can understand me right now.
0:58:54 > 0:58:57But forget about the past.
0:58:57 > 0:59:01It doesn't matter if you're Shoeshine or Underdog,
0:59:01 > 0:59:03because I don't care if you can talk or fly.
0:59:03 > 0:59:06You brought my family back together.
0:59:06 > 0:59:08You're a hero to me.
0:59:13 > 0:59:15UNDERDOG: 'There I was, a regular old dog again.'
0:59:15 > 0:59:16SHOESHINE SNIFFS
0:59:16 > 0:59:18'I had no idea how to stop Barsinister.
0:59:18 > 0:59:20'But I did know one thing.
0:59:20 > 0:59:22'I smelled a bomb.
0:59:22 > 0:59:25'Could I trust my nose again? Could I afford not to?
0:59:25 > 0:59:27'I mean, come on. What are the chances
0:59:27 > 0:59:30'there's a ham strapped to the roof of the Capitol Building?'
0:59:30 > 0:59:31SHOESHINE BARKS
0:59:38 > 0:59:40BARKS
0:59:42 > 0:59:43BARKS AND GROWLS
0:59:43 > 0:59:46All right. What are your demands?
0:59:46 > 0:59:51A billion dollars from this city's treasury,
0:59:51 > 0:59:54full immunity from the law,
0:59:54 > 0:59:56and my lab restored
0:59:56 > 0:59:59so that I can continue my research
0:59:59 > 1:00:01to help the human animal,
1:00:01 > 1:00:05to chart a new future
1:00:05 > 1:00:07for the good of mankind.
1:00:11 > 1:00:13UNDERDOG: 'Well, it was pretty brave of me to charge in there,
1:00:13 > 1:00:15'but pretty dumb not to have a plan.
1:00:15 > 1:00:19'I mean, what was I thinking, that a solution was just going to fall out of the sky?'
1:00:19 > 1:00:20YELPS
1:00:23 > 1:00:25WHIMPERS
1:00:29 > 1:00:32BARSINISTER: What? Him again?!
1:00:32 > 1:00:34Mine! Mine!
1:00:34 > 1:00:36Are you kidding me? Uhh!
1:00:36 > 1:00:39FABRIC RIPS, BARSINISTER GRUNTS AND SPLUTTERS
1:00:43 > 1:00:46That'll teach you to mess with me.
1:00:49 > 1:00:51Simon says...
1:00:51 > 1:00:52lunch.
1:00:52 > 1:00:54Uhh! Ha ha ha!
1:00:54 > 1:00:58Don't worry. It'll be over in no time.
1:00:58 > 1:01:00You're not even big enough to be table scraps.
1:01:00 > 1:01:02ELECTRONIC BUZZING There's no need to fear.
1:01:03 > 1:01:05Underdog is here.
1:01:05 > 1:01:06Huh? Hey!
1:01:06 > 1:01:08Uhh! Oh!
1:01:08 > 1:01:10Hey!
1:01:10 > 1:01:11How did you...?
1:01:15 > 1:01:17Simon says attack!
1:01:17 > 1:01:18I would love to say and chat,
1:01:18 > 1:01:21but I've got to find where the bomb is at.
1:01:21 > 1:01:23Woah! After him!
1:01:23 > 1:01:25Liftoff! Make sure he doesn't get outside!
1:01:25 > 1:01:27Come back here!
1:01:27 > 1:01:28My powers may be back at last,
1:01:28 > 1:01:30but these German shepherds are way too fast!
1:01:30 > 1:01:31I'm on your tail!
1:01:31 > 1:01:34What is with that dog?
1:01:38 > 1:01:39POLLY BARKS
1:01:39 > 1:01:41Hey. Hey!
1:01:41 > 1:01:42BARKING Help!
1:01:42 > 1:01:45Oh, no! It's Polly! She's in danger!
1:01:45 > 1:01:47Help! Polly!
1:01:47 > 1:01:50Get off my trousers! Uhh! Help me!
1:01:50 > 1:01:52Help! Help!
1:01:52 > 1:01:55You and your boss will never get away with this.
1:01:55 > 1:01:57He's not my boss! We're partners!
1:01:57 > 1:01:59Then why are you doing this?
1:01:59 > 1:02:02Cos my partner said he might fire me if I don't!
1:02:02 > 1:02:03I got him! I'm gettin' tired up here! Whoo!
1:02:03 > 1:02:06Uhh...gosh!
1:02:06 > 1:02:09Can I not get a break here?
1:02:09 > 1:02:10Ye gods...
1:02:10 > 1:02:12I have to do everything myself.
1:02:12 > 1:02:14ELECTRONIC BUZZING
1:02:14 > 1:02:16You get him! Whoo!
1:02:16 > 1:02:17Cut him off! SNARLS
1:02:17 > 1:02:18Uh-oh, no brakes. No brakes!
1:02:19 > 1:02:20Woah! Woah...
1:02:20 > 1:02:22What ho!
1:02:23 > 1:02:25Woah! Look out!
1:02:25 > 1:02:26Woa-a-ah!
1:02:29 > 1:02:31Wow! Uhh!
1:02:31 > 1:02:32And he sticks the landing.
1:02:32 > 1:02:34Phew! Where am I?
1:02:34 > 1:02:36Oh, you again.
1:02:38 > 1:02:39HE GRUNTS
1:02:39 > 1:02:44You know, I said a lot of things I kind of regret.
1:02:44 > 1:02:45Uh, I believe that sword belongs to the lady.
1:02:45 > 1:02:47HE LAUGHS
1:02:49 > 1:02:50Uhh! Aah!
1:02:50 > 1:02:52Hey, batter batter. You're no good at all.
1:02:52 > 1:02:54Here. You want to play some ball?
1:02:54 > 1:02:56Uhh!
1:02:56 > 1:02:59Hey, Doc, I got ya. Uhh! Uhh!
1:02:59 > 1:03:01HE GRUNTS
1:03:01 > 1:03:04Ohh. Can't sit. Can't sit.
1:03:09 > 1:03:12I'll play your game! It might be a stretch.
1:03:12 > 1:03:15Can you resist this? Simon says...
1:03:15 > 1:03:17fetch! Hyah!
1:03:17 > 1:03:21Frisbee...
1:03:22 > 1:03:24Woah! Oh!
1:03:25 > 1:03:27DOGS GROWL
1:03:27 > 1:03:29Ooh. Didn't see that comin'.
1:03:29 > 1:03:32Oof. I think I pulled something.
1:03:32 > 1:03:33SPLUTTERS AND GRUNTS
1:03:33 > 1:03:35OK. I've got to get to that bomb.
1:03:35 > 1:03:38Oh, no. OK.
1:03:38 > 1:03:41Come on, guys. Uh, we're all dogs here.
1:03:41 > 1:03:43C-Can't we just, uh, work this out dog-to-dog?
1:03:43 > 1:03:46They're not going to listen to you, Shoeshine.
1:03:46 > 1:03:50They're loyal to me. Heh heh heh.
1:03:50 > 1:03:52Listen. Why do you even follow his orders?
1:03:52 > 1:03:55What does that creep do for you? Huh?
1:03:55 > 1:03:58Does he take you for walks? Does he give you treats?
1:03:58 > 1:04:01Has he ever once scratched your bellies? Huh? Just once?
1:04:01 > 1:04:03I mean, look, if he was a good boss,
1:04:03 > 1:04:05heh, he'd be able to get a higher-quality sidekick.
1:04:05 > 1:04:08Hey, I heard that.
1:04:08 > 1:04:10Look, you're man's best friend. But is he your best friend?
1:04:10 > 1:04:13Has he even given any of you a name?
1:04:13 > 1:04:15Of course. My name's Kill.
1:04:15 > 1:04:16Hey, I thought I was Kill.
1:04:16 > 1:04:18No, no, no. You're Attack.
1:04:18 > 1:04:20No, I'm Attack. He's Maim.
1:04:20 > 1:04:23Destroy him! You worthless mutts!
1:04:23 > 1:04:25Hey. Do you mind, Doc?
1:04:25 > 1:04:27We're talkin' over here.
1:04:27 > 1:04:29Hey. Who's he to call you worthless?
1:04:29 > 1:04:31Hey, he's got a point there.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34Our master doesn't value us as sparkling individuals.
1:04:34 > 1:04:36Yeah. Let's go, Maim and Attack.
1:04:36 > 1:04:38It's time to go change teams. What are you doing?
1:04:38 > 1:04:41Let's go teach the master a lesson.
1:04:41 > 1:04:42Bad dogs! DOGS GROWL
1:04:42 > 1:04:44UNDERDOG: There are no bad dogs,
1:04:44 > 1:04:45only bad owners.
1:04:45 > 1:04:49Don't worry, Doc. This will only hurt a lot.
1:04:49 > 1:04:52DOGS GROWL
1:04:52 > 1:04:56Do you actually think you could stop me, runt?
1:04:58 > 1:05:00BEEPING
1:05:02 > 1:05:04Help!
1:05:04 > 1:05:07You have two minutes before a bomb explodes
1:05:07 > 1:05:09over Capitol City,
1:05:09 > 1:05:11dispensing a DNA cocktail
1:05:11 > 1:05:13that will make every citizen as obedient to me
1:05:13 > 1:05:16as a common dog.
1:05:16 > 1:05:18Hold him until the cops get here.
1:05:18 > 1:05:19GROWLING Easy!
1:05:19 > 1:05:22Hey, calm down! You're just going to hurt yourself.
1:05:22 > 1:05:23Now who's the boss?
1:05:25 > 1:05:27BEEPING Help!
1:05:27 > 1:05:29CROWD CHATTERING
1:05:33 > 1:05:35Jack we don't have much time. I know where the bomb is.
1:05:35 > 1:05:37How... How did you...? I'd love to stay and chat,
1:05:37 > 1:05:39but I've got to get dressed for work.
1:05:42 > 1:05:43Sir...
1:05:43 > 1:05:45Jack, come on. I'm a cop.
1:05:46 > 1:05:48Mr Mayor, are you OK?
1:05:48 > 1:05:50I'm a cop. You've got to let me through.
1:05:50 > 1:05:52Mr Mayor... Here, Mayor, are you all right?
1:05:52 > 1:05:54Mayor, let me handle Barsinister.
1:05:54 > 1:05:55I know exactly... Hey, not now, Unger.
1:05:55 > 1:05:58Police business. This man is no longer on the force!
1:05:58 > 1:06:00Now, pipe down, Chief!
1:06:00 > 1:06:02You're reinstated. You're promoted.
1:06:02 > 1:06:04Do whatever you have to do.
1:06:08 > 1:06:10DOGS GROWL AND BARK
1:06:10 > 1:06:13BARSINISTER: Oh, look who they decided to send up!
1:06:13 > 1:06:15The hero idiot. I prefer the term
1:06:15 > 1:06:17visionary. Ohh! Uhh!
1:06:17 > 1:06:19HEARTBEAT THUMPS Ohh!
1:06:19 > 1:06:22UNDERDOG: 'Dan gave Simon a taste of his own medicine,
1:06:22 > 1:06:24'and not the fruity, cherry-flavoured kind,
1:06:24 > 1:06:26'but the bitter hard-to-swallow medicine.'
1:06:26 > 1:06:27CROWD CHEER 'As he walked down
1:06:27 > 1:06:30'those mighty steps, Dan was a new man -
1:06:30 > 1:06:32'a cop, a hero,
1:06:32 > 1:06:35'and a father to a proud son.'
1:06:35 > 1:06:38BEEPING
1:06:38 > 1:06:40WHOOSH!
1:06:40 > 1:06:43Help me! Please! Help! Somebody help me!
1:06:43 > 1:06:45Help!
1:06:45 > 1:06:47Huh? Underdog!
1:06:47 > 1:06:50Uh, yeah. How many other flying dogs in red sweaters do you know?
1:06:50 > 1:06:53Underdog, I just knew you would come.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55Quick. There's not much time. Take the vial to the police.
1:06:55 > 1:06:57Uhh. You got it.
1:06:57 > 1:06:59BEEPING CONTINUES Don't drop it!
1:07:00 > 1:07:03GRUNTS
1:07:03 > 1:07:04Oh, look!
1:07:04 > 1:07:06It's Underdog!
1:07:06 > 1:07:08CROWD CHATTER
1:07:08 > 1:07:10POLICEMAN: Stand back! Stand back!
1:07:10 > 1:07:12INDISTINCT SHOUTING
1:07:12 > 1:07:14BEEPING CONTINUES
1:07:14 > 1:07:16POLICEMAN: Stand back.
1:07:19 > 1:07:21BEEPING CONTINUES
1:07:41 > 1:07:42EXPLOSION
1:07:52 > 1:07:54CROWD GASPS
1:08:13 > 1:08:17Mission Control, removal of the thermal blankets is successful.
1:08:17 > 1:08:19Hey!
1:08:19 > 1:08:23Houston, we have a beagle.
1:08:28 > 1:08:31Ooh, hot! Ow, that hurts.
1:08:31 > 1:08:33Aaaaah!
1:08:36 > 1:08:38Look - up there.
1:08:38 > 1:08:42CRASH!
1:08:51 > 1:08:53Oh...
1:08:53 > 1:08:57Oh, God.
1:08:59 > 1:09:00Oh.
1:09:05 > 1:09:08Dad...ohh.
1:09:08 > 1:09:12JACK SNIFFLES
1:09:14 > 1:09:16UNDERDOG GROANS
1:09:17 > 1:09:19Jack...
1:09:19 > 1:09:20Shoeshine. Shh, shh, shh.
1:09:20 > 1:09:22Jack, call me Underdog.
1:09:22 > 1:09:26Oh, man. That was by far my worst landing ever.
1:09:26 > 1:09:28CROWD CHEER
1:09:35 > 1:09:39Well, I guess I'll see you around, Underdog.
1:09:39 > 1:09:42Yeah, see you around, uh, kid.
1:09:46 > 1:09:48DAN: You're going to love solitary, Doc.
1:09:48 > 1:09:51My isolation will be nothing more than an enclave
1:09:51 > 1:09:54in which I can focus my intellectual powers
1:09:54 > 1:09:56upon the task of reaping my vengeance
1:09:56 > 1:09:59on that pathetic house pet Underdog.
1:09:59 > 1:10:01Well, you know what?
1:10:01 > 1:10:04Solitary is a relative term, Doc.
1:10:04 > 1:10:08Meet your new room-mate.
1:10:09 > 1:10:10Hey.
1:10:10 > 1:10:12I, uh, took the top bunk.
1:10:12 > 1:10:14I thought it would be too, uh,
1:10:14 > 1:10:16paradoxical for you.
1:10:16 > 1:10:19No. No, you can't do this to me.
1:10:19 > 1:10:22Yes, I can. I just did. No!
1:10:22 > 1:10:23No!
1:10:23 > 1:10:25And then Underdog ran out with the bomb
1:10:25 > 1:10:28and buried it farther than any bone has ever been buried.
1:10:28 > 1:10:30Wow. Sounds like I missed all the excitement.
1:10:30 > 1:10:31Oh, yeah, you did.
1:10:31 > 1:10:34Hey, what happened to your tail?
1:10:34 > 1:10:35Oh, uh,
1:10:35 > 1:10:37yeah, it got burnt re-entering the atmosphere.
1:10:37 > 1:10:38POLLY CHUCKLES Oh, Shoeshine,
1:10:38 > 1:10:40where do you come up with this stuff?
1:10:40 > 1:10:42WOMAN: Help! Somebody please help me!
1:10:42 > 1:10:44Excuse me a moment.
1:10:44 > 1:10:46Huh. SHOESHINE BARKS
1:10:49 > 1:10:52Excuse me just for one moment.
1:10:56 > 1:10:59UNDERDOG: 'You see, some heroes are born destined for greatness.
1:10:59 > 1:11:00'Others are made...
1:11:00 > 1:11:03'everyday men and women, and yes, dogs,
1:11:03 > 1:11:05'who rise up in times of crisis
1:11:05 > 1:11:07'no matter how high the odds are stacked against them.
1:11:07 > 1:11:10'These are the heroes we all have inside us.
1:11:10 > 1:11:12'These are the underdogs.'
1:11:12 > 1:11:14Hey, look who it is - speed bump.
1:11:14 > 1:11:15You again?
1:11:15 > 1:11:17Hey, runt, are you still hard of hearing?
1:11:17 > 1:11:19Yeah, how long... I told you to stay away.
1:11:19 > 1:11:23Ugh. Listen, I'm in a hurry. Don't mess with me.
1:11:23 > 1:11:25Ha ha ha ha. Oh, he's just like all little dogs -
1:11:25 > 1:11:28all bark, no bite.
1:11:28 > 1:11:30I do not bite, yes, that is true,
1:11:30 > 1:11:32but see what my bark will do to you.
1:11:32 > 1:11:35Huh? That's just bad rapping, dawg.
1:11:35 > 1:11:37ROARS
1:11:37 > 1:11:39Woah!
1:11:39 > 1:11:41Ooh, I didn't need to see that.
1:11:41 > 1:11:45Boss, you're so pink. It's very becoming.
1:11:45 > 1:11:48Aah! I'm naked! I'm naked!
1:11:57 > 1:11:59Look! Up in the sky!
1:11:59 > 1:12:00It's a bird.
1:12:00 > 1:12:01It's a plane.
1:12:01 > 1:12:02It's a frog.
1:12:02 > 1:12:04ALL: A frog?
1:12:04 > 1:12:06Not bird nor plane nor even frog.
1:12:06 > 1:12:10It's just little old me - Underdog!
1:12:10 > 1:12:12CROWD CHEER
1:12:20 > 1:12:22MAN: Scene 207. Take 27.
1:12:22 > 1:12:23DIRECTOR: Action.
1:12:23 > 1:12:24There's no need to fear,
1:12:24 > 1:12:26Underwear is...
1:12:26 > 1:12:29I'm sorry, did I just say "Underwear"? Do it again.
1:12:29 > 1:12:31Please cut that out of the movie.
1:12:31 > 1:12:32Take 21. Action.
1:12:32 > 1:12:34There's no need to...
1:12:34 > 1:12:36Wait, what is there no need to?
1:12:36 > 1:12:37Script supervisor, what's the line?
1:12:37 > 1:12:39Woah!
1:12:39 > 1:12:41What's my motivation again?
1:12:41 > 1:12:43Uh, you're a superhero.
1:12:43 > 1:12:45Woah! Hey. Action.
1:12:45 > 1:12:47Can I get an ice pack?
1:12:47 > 1:12:48Woah! Uhh.
1:12:48 > 1:12:49Somebody moved the floor.
1:12:49 > 1:12:52It's nice.
1:12:55 > 1:12:56Ow!
1:12:57 > 1:12:58Take 25.
1:12:58 > 1:13:01Who's stepping on my cape? Cut.
1:13:01 > 1:13:02There's no need to fear,
1:13:02 > 1:13:05Underdog is here.
1:13:05 > 1:13:06LAUGHTER
1:13:06 > 1:13:08Cut. Ohh. I'll be in my trailer.
1:13:11 > 1:13:13# When criminals in this world appear
1:13:13 > 1:13:14# And break the laws that they should fear
1:13:14 > 1:13:16# They fightin' all who see and hear
1:13:16 > 1:13:17# The cry goes up both far and near
1:13:17 > 1:13:20# For Under, Underdog Under, Underdog
1:13:20 > 1:13:22# That's the superhero pup
1:13:22 > 1:13:23# Crooks and bandits give it up
1:13:23 > 1:13:25# There's no need to be so mean
1:13:25 > 1:13:28# When this dog is on the scene To the rescue here he comes
1:13:28 > 1:13:29# This K9 is number one
1:13:29 > 1:13:31# Underdog, yeah
1:13:31 > 1:13:34# Oh, Underdog
1:13:34 > 1:13:35# Yeah, yeah
1:13:35 > 1:13:39# Under, Underdog Under, Underdog
1:13:39 > 1:13:42# Under, Underdog Under, Underdog
1:13:43 > 1:13:45# Underdog is here
1:13:45 > 1:13:47# Underdog, that's right. #
1:13:48 > 1:13:50Ha ha ha! He's here.