0:01:10 > 0:01:12GWEN STEFANI: # Na na na na
0:01:12 > 0:01:14# Na na na na na
0:01:14 > 0:01:19# Na na na na na na na na na na na na
0:01:19 > 0:01:24# If I was a rich girl, na na na na na na na na
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# See, I'd have all the money in the world
0:01:27 > 0:01:30# If I was a wealthy girl
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# No man could test me, impress me
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# My cash flow would never ever end
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# Cos I'd have all the money in the world
0:01:37 > 0:01:41# If I was a wealthy girl
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Think what that money could bring
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# I'd buy everything
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# Clean out Vivienne Westwood... #
0:01:47 > 0:01:48She's on her way.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50# In my Galliano gown
0:01:50 > 0:01:52# Please book me first class
0:01:52 > 0:01:54# To my fancy house in London town
0:01:54 > 0:01:58# If I was a rich girl, na na na na na na na na
0:01:58 > 0:02:01# See, I'd have all the money in the world
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# If I was a wealthy girl... #
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Good morning, Viv.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh, hello, Willow. Lovely to see you.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09WOMAN: Oh, look, here she comes!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10MAN: Is that the new Louis Vuitton?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14SECOND MAN: I might've known she'd be the first to have one.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18SECOND WOMAN: Fabulous bag. She's so chic.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Sorry I'm late.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21We had to do a little shopping.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Now that's the way to travel. Oh, I'm so jealous.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Ha! Fabu!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Louis Vuitton never looked so good.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Mmm. Tell me the stones in that collar are not real.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Aren't they gorgeous? Viv said I had to have it.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37DOGS BARKING Excuse me. Sorry to keep you waiting.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Oh, Armand, it's fine.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41A brush and a seaweed wrap. I need to pick her by noon -
0:02:41 > 0:02:42we're having lunch with my niece.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44OK. She'll be ready.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I know, sweetheart. I'm going to miss you, too.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49You take good care of her. No waxing, OK?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50OK, no waxing for her. Ciao!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I hope she gives me a red bow.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I want to look my best today.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Bimini has a date with Scooter.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Hmm, nice pedigree.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Please! The dog chases parked cars.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02He's crazier than a labradoodle.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03I give it a week, tops.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Hey! Talk to the paw.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Good for you, Bimini.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09It's not easy to find a mate with papers,
0:03:09 > 0:03:11let alone one you could love.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16Me, I'd be happy with one who's not...fixed.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17LAUGHS
0:03:17 > 0:03:19MUSIC: "Wow" by Kylie Minogue
0:03:21 > 0:03:22CATCALL
0:03:22 > 0:03:25LAUGHS Down, boy.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31# You got it
0:03:31 > 0:03:32# You're wow, wow, wow, wow
0:03:32 > 0:03:34WOMAN: All right, ladies, what's next?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35What do you think about that?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Please. She wears Harry Winston.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Viv?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Fabulous. I'll take two. Oh, you should see Chloe.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I'll need at least two days at corporate in New York
0:03:44 > 0:03:45to meet with buyers.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Viv?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You have a little beret? Perfection.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Oh, who needs sleep? It's Italy.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Preppy little beauty.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55This just came in.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56She's allergic to wool. No.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57And briefing.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Love that.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00VIV: Oh! Fabulous!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Viv.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Oh, I love it. And do you love it?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05BARKS
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, you may have it. I'll get you anything you want.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Yes, I will. No, not you, Patrick.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Hello, Jackie O.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16# You're wow, wow, wow, wow
0:04:16 > 0:04:17# You got it
0:04:17 > 0:04:20# You're wow, wow, wow, wow
0:04:20 > 0:04:21# You got it
0:04:21 > 0:04:23# You're wow, wow, wow, wow
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Ah, I love the smell of dirt in the morning.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Sam, the garden looks gorgeous.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Oh, and I love the new designs for the waterfall that you did.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36For everything. Really. For giving me a chance to prove myself.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Oh, good job, Papi. Very symmetrical.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41SPEAKS SPANISH
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Ciao. Ciao, Papi.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45BARKING
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Yes, yes. We did it, Papi. Huh?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Yes. Yes!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Go on, take a break, Papi. You're doing great, buddy.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Hello, beautiful.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06You're blocking my sun.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10# Mi corazon, you shine much brighter than the sun
0:05:10 > 0:05:12# Why won't you be my one? #
0:05:12 > 0:05:15What's that smell?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Which one?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18SNIFFS The sweat of my labour
0:05:18 > 0:05:20or the mint patch I rolled in for you?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Neither.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Then it must be the fertilizer.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Gross!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26You're covered in it.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Of course. I am a landscaper.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Grasshopper, mi corazon?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I caught it myself. Very tasty.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Papi, that's so...disgusting.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I see you're tempted. DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:43 > 0:05:44I'll leave it here in case you change your mind.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Excuse me. We have guests.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Guests? You got guests. OK.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hey, you want to go have a drink later?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53There's a great puddle by the garage.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55OK, never mind.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Aunt Viv! I'm here!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59An hour late as usual.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Aunt Viv, hello!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02How do you keep a job?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, that's right, you don't.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Where's Aunt Viv? Where's Aunt Viv?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Chloe, go find her.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Go on. Go find her.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12SCOFFS: Who am I, Lassie?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13You're so completely useless.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Of course I understand.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17It's just that I'm headed to Europe
0:06:17 > 0:06:19to promote my new cosmetic line.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22No, this is wonderful news. It's the best news.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yes, yes. OK.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Wonderful. Bye.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Is everything OK, Aunt Viv?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Oh, honey, I don't know what I'm going to do.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33I am getting on a plane at 4:00,
0:06:33 > 0:06:35and I gave the staff the week off,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38and Chloe's dog nanny just had her baby three weeks early.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40You're not taking Chloe with you?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Oh, no, no, no.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I mean, obviously if it was a vacation, of course,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46but this is a business trip.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Four cities in 10 days.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51She's much too delicate for that kind of travel.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Plus she hates Berlin.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53What about a kennel?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Kennel?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- No. - Ha!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59No, no. I could never leave her in the hands of strangers.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Never in a million years.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04But YOU'RE not a stranger.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08-What? -What?!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Here is Chloe's schedule.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Try to stay to it as much as possible.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Although, I could skip the dog park on Wednesday
0:07:15 > 0:07:18cos Chloe's friend Stella just came down with fleas.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I'm about to entrust you with my greatest treasure.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Take good care.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I love you, sweetheart.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I love you so much. Mommy loves you so much.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Bye-bye! Have fun, you two!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33OK. Bye!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34DOORBELL RINGS
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Play date?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40RIGHT SAID FRED: # I'm too sexy for my shirt
0:07:40 > 0:07:42# Too sexy for my shirt, too sexy, it hurts... #
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Here you go. Good luck.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49BALL SQUEAKING
0:07:49 > 0:07:52DOGS BARKING
0:07:54 > 0:07:58# I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
0:07:58 > 0:08:01# What do you think about that?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04# I'm too sexy for this song. #
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Don't worry, Chloe.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Viv will be back before you know it.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Rachel doesn't look so bad.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, you don't know the half of it.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14WOMAN: They all look so cute in their little outfits.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16You didn't have to dress her. She's so picky.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Uh, Rach, you're talking about a Chihuahua.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20She's not any Chihuahua, Angela.
0:08:20 > 0:08:26She's a bossy, arrogant, manipulative, Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28She has no direction. She can't keep a job.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29She's never on time.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31I'm going to be late to all my appointments.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34And don't even get me started on her schedule.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Shiatsu massages, doggy birthday parties, couture fittings.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I have to change her outfit four times a day.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41I mean, look at her.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43BOTH: She's so...
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- ..irresponsible. - ..spoiled.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Woof.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47SCOFFS: I need to cool off.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Mmm. Dive in, girl.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Whoa!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Hi, Mami.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Oh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Who is that hunky Chihuahua over there? Ooh.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00BIMINI: Nice. Mi corazon!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh. The gardener.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04You are more lovely...
0:09:04 > 0:09:05than the dawn.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Wow.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Mi corazon!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10You are more lovely...
0:09:11 > 0:09:12..than the dawn!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15So embarrassing. Maybe he'll go away.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Oh.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17I only...
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Excuse me while I bravely defend your garden
0:09:19 > 0:09:22against that dangerous bird.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24WHISTLES Hey, bird!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27That is one hot dog.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Excuse me, ladies. Coming through. Nice legs.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Oh!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I got mud all over me.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Hey, hey! Excuse me!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Excuse me! Excuse me, senor? Gardener guy?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Your dog is muy bad.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Muy, muy, muy bad. Mucho naughty.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Que?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48SPEAKS SPANISH
0:09:48 > 0:09:53Can you get...your... doggie-o out of here?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Perdoname, por favor,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58but my heart must speak.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I only wish to say
0:10:00 > 0:10:05that if you ever need someone to lick inside your ears
0:10:05 > 0:10:08or chew the hard to reach places
0:10:08 > 0:10:11or share your slumber in the sun,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I would be most honoured to be that special someone.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Woof.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Put your tongue back in your mouth. - Ooh.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Oh. I don't think so, Papi.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25You mean, not now.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I mean not ever.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31I see.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Of course. Well...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36this thing.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38SPEAKS SPANISH
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Papi! WHISTLES
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Duty calls!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Please have a most wonderful day.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46WHISTLES AND SPEAKS SPANISH
0:10:47 > 0:10:50BARKING
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Cool. Thanks a lot.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57SPEAKS SPANISH
0:10:58 > 0:11:00BARKING
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Rachel, wake up.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I've got a mani-pedi at 11:00,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07and you have to make my waffles.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Get up! TELEPHONE RINGS
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Aah! CRASH
0:11:11 > 0:11:14RING
0:11:14 > 0:11:15BARKS
0:11:15 > 0:11:19RING
0:11:19 > 0:11:22RING
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Aunt Viv's.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Oh, hi, Angela.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27DOG TOY SQUEAKS Whoo!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29What?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30BARKING
0:11:30 > 0:11:32You are a genius.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Yes, I can be ready in 30 minutes.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36OK! OK, bye!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Pack your swimsuit, Chloe.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40We're going on a trip.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41A trip?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Ooh, where are we going?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44BUSTER POINDEXTER: # Ole, ole... #
0:11:44 > 0:11:47GIRLS: Mexico! Yeah!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50# Ha ha ha
0:11:50 > 0:11:54# Feelin' hot hot hot
0:11:54 > 0:11:56# Feelin' hot hot hot
0:11:56 > 0:11:58# Me la la la lum bum bum
0:11:58 > 0:12:01# I see chicas... #
0:12:01 > 0:12:02HORN HONKS
0:12:02 > 0:12:04# See people rocking... #
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I love this town!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08So cute!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Viva, la Mexico. Arriba.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Let's check it out.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Surfer boys, hi!
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Hi.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Burrito!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20RACHEL: I love this town!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23I could totally live here.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24ANGELA: Isn't this great?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Um, I'm starting to get the feeling
0:12:25 > 0:12:28there's no Four Seasons here.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33ALL: Whoo!
0:12:33 > 0:12:37# Ay, que rico!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40# Ole, ole, ole, ole
0:12:40 > 0:12:44# Ole, ole, ole, ole
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Oh, wow.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Third floor, baby.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Whoo!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Hello? Somebody forget something?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I'm walking by myself.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57SCOFFS
0:12:57 > 0:12:58# Hot hot
0:12:58 > 0:13:00# Hot hot hot... #
0:13:00 > 0:13:04I'm starving. What's taking them so long?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06RACHEL: Wait. What time are we supposed to meet the guys?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Like right now, at that club.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Wait a minute. I forgot the name of the club.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Cayuca club!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Right, Cayuca.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Be right back.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Dinner time!
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Finally.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Hey, you should dance with Bryan, Rach.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- I'm going to dance with him. - He's cute!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You'd better be making me either prime rib or reservations.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28There you go.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31You're joking, right?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34RACHEL: I am ready to dance all night!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37There's only one thing this is good for.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Try this on for size.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Come on, you guys, let's go!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Oh! Chloe!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48That's a bad dog! That's a very bad dog!
0:13:48 > 0:13:49WHINING
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Rachel. What did you do to her?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Nothing! She...she's faking. Let's go.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Oh, you silly girl.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58She's so cute. We should take her with us.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Yes! Take me out for some real food.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I'm not taking the dog dancing.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Hey! Wait!
0:14:05 > 0:14:06INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Come back here!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Oops.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12SPEAKS SPANISH
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Just add that to the bill.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17SPEAKS SPANISH
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Hola? Hello?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Hola and adios.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25ELEVATOR DINGS
0:14:28 > 0:14:30You want to dance, Rachel?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Let's dance.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44OK. Guy with a giant knife.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Moving on.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49BANGING DRUMS
0:14:49 > 0:14:51You know, if I wasn't starving,
0:14:51 > 0:14:53this might actually be fun.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Oh! Yes!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh! There you are.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59You are in so much troub...
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Oh! Hey, put me down! Who are you?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05ENGINE STARTS
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Rachel, help me! Somebody, please.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I'm being dognapped!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15SPEAKING SPANISH
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Rachel!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21So...good night.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Seriously?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24No kiss?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Chloe!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Chloe, come out.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Chloe, I'm not kidding. I mean it. Stop hiding.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Chloe?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40I'm sorry I gave you dog food.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Chloe?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42I'll order you room service
0:15:42 > 0:15:44for breakfast in the morning.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45LAUGHTER
0:15:48 > 0:15:50What's up, love bug?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Chloe's missing.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02I don't know where she would go.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05She doesn't like to walk anywhere, let alone run.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Well...
0:16:07 > 0:16:08What?
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Las peleas de perros were in town.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Dogfights.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17They're criminals. Always on the move.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Well, how do I find them?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I have heard rumours.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22BOTH: Mexico City?
0:16:22 > 0:16:27Well, then there's really nothing more you can do.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29You've done everything you can, Rach.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Why don't you go put your suit on and join us?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I'm going to keep looking for Chloe.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36And if I can't find her, I'm going to go to Mexico City.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Rach.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Chloe!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43HORNS HONKING
0:16:47 > 0:16:50DOGS BARKING
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Where am I?
0:17:01 > 0:17:02You're in the dogfights.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Dogfights?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05What?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07This is outrageous.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I was born to shop, not fight.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Unless it's at a sales rack.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Quit whining, Princesa.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Chloe Winthrop Ashe does not whine.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18SPEAKS SPANISH
0:17:18 > 0:17:19A delusional Chihuahua.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22You won't get any sympathy from Delgado, senorita.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24He's a gladiator.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25A gladiator?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27You know, a fighter.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Delgado's the best of the best.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Don't listen to Rafa, chica.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34El Diablo's the meanest dog in the fights.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Word is they fought once before,
0:17:35 > 0:17:38and Delgado did not come out on top.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40PRAYING IN SPANISH
0:17:43 > 0:17:44What's he saying?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Ay, Bendito, he always prays before a fight.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Don't you speak any Spanish, chica, huh?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52The name's Chloe, not chica.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54And why would I speak Spanish?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Hello! You're a Chihuahua, mija!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58So? I'm from Beverly Hills.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01You know, 90210, the shopping capital of the world?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03She's a gringa from California.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06That's right. The only reason I'm here is because I was stolen.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08You think I volunteered for this?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10But I'm an heiress.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11A hairless?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13No, an heiress.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I have a trust fund.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Look. If you're worth something, they'll ransom you.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20And if they ransom you,
0:18:20 > 0:18:21they won't fight you.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23So I guess you have nothing to worry about.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Well, that's a relief.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I am so glad you feel better.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Now, can we get a little quiet?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31SIGHS
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I can't wait until Viv finds out what Rachel's done.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41# Mi corazon, I think of you day and night #
0:18:41 > 0:18:44SNIFFING Hold your tacos.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47These scents are old.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Where is she? Where is my Chloe?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Whoa!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59What's going on? BARKS
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Hey, Papi, come on. Let's go.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Hi. Hola.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Hi.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'm Rachel's friend,
0:19:07 > 0:19:09and you're the gardener, right?
0:19:09 > 0:19:10I'm Sam.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Your garden is muy bonita.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15And when I get a casa,
0:19:15 > 0:19:17I'm so calling you to be my gardener.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Thank you. Thank you very much.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Where's Rachel?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Forget her, dude. Where's Chloe?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25And what are you hiding there?
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Chloe's lost in Mexico.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Rachel stayed to find her.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32The love of my life is out there in trouble?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34She wants me to e-mail this to her in Mexico City.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Yeah. So.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Donde esta, Chloe?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42MUSIC: "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers
0:19:42 > 0:19:44MEN SPEAKING SPANISH
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Senoras y senores!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49You know him, you love him.
0:19:49 > 0:19:55El campeon, El Diablo!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:19:57 > 0:19:58# Bad to the bone
0:19:58 > 0:20:01# Bad to the bone
0:20:01 > 0:20:03# Bad to the bone... #
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Oh, well, it's about time
0:20:05 > 0:20:08someone's upgrading my accommodations.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09GROANS
0:20:09 > 0:20:11And now, the challenger.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Weighing in at a whopping six pounds,
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I give you Chi-Chihuahua!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Hey!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22LAUGHTER
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Thank you.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29Thank you. You're too kind, really.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33This is so much nicer than that stinky corral.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Oh! I'm sorry. I thought I was alone.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Mister...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41they call me El Diablo.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Well, it's certainly nice to meet you.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Clearly I'm in the wrong place.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49So perhaps we could speak to the concierge or someone.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Stop talking!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Ooh. You know, I've got a dentist
0:20:53 > 0:20:55in Beverly Hills who could do something about that yellowing.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57What? What? I mean, I just get the idea
0:20:57 > 0:20:58that teeth are important in your line of work.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01You don't like my smile?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Hey, watch it, buddy. BARKING
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Say it, don't spray it.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07MUMBLING
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Sounds like he's closing in.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Dog that size? Won't be much left of her.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14MUMBLING Gringa, gringa.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16She's adios. She's bye-bye.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Poor little hairless.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20PRAYING IN SPANISH
0:21:20 > 0:21:21OK, that's it.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Delgado? Delgado, what are you doing?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Huh?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Delgado, what's going on?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30How do you do that?
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Yo, bro, give me the combination!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Yeah, save us! Save us, Delgado!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Don't leave us! Come back!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37This is highly inappropriate.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Hey, hey, hey, hey! That's cashmere! Whoo!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Ow!
0:21:43 > 0:21:44DOGS BARKING
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Vamonos!
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Hasta la bye-bye!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49ALL TALKING AT ONCE
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Let go before it...rips.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I know it's rude to leave early,
0:21:56 > 0:21:58but I really must be going now.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01The show's over for you, chica.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04You know, "dog eat dog" is just an expression. Ah!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Not this time, Diablo!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Move it! Move it! SPEAKS SPANISH
0:22:09 > 0:22:10You'll pay for this, Delgado.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11I'll find you.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13INDISTINCT CHATTERING
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Wait, wait, wait, wait!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Slow down, you guys! Slow down!
0:22:23 > 0:22:24What's wrong with you? Huh?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25I told you, it wasn't my fault!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Where'd the dogs go? Go, go!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Hurry up! I want that Chihuahua!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33BARKING
0:22:38 > 0:22:39SPEAKING SPANISH
0:22:39 > 0:22:41English, please!
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Move it! Let's go!
0:22:46 > 0:22:47PANTING
0:22:47 > 0:22:49This way! This way!
0:22:49 > 0:22:50OK.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51SPEAKING SPANISH
0:22:55 > 0:22:57My bootie!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Your what?
0:22:58 > 0:22:59- My bootie. - Forget it.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Forget it?!
0:23:00 > 0:23:01- Forget it! - The Chihuahua!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03That's Italian leather, mister!
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Whoo!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Look out!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Go, dogs, go!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12One at a time!
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Hey, wait a minute. You won't fit!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21I got it! Whoo!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh, no. I lost another bootie.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I am sure I locked those cages, sir.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I want that Chihuahua!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Why?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39She's worth something.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43And judging by the diamonds around her neck, it's a lot.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Look out.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45CHEERING
0:23:45 > 0:23:48MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING
0:23:48 > 0:23:50What is all of this?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53El dia de los muertos.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55The day of the dead.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58This is so beautiful.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01It's what humans do to honour their ancestors.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04It keeps them alive in their hearts.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Helps them remember who they are,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09where they came from.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Wow!
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Delgado! You're my dog!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Delgado, gracias, bro. - Yeah, yeah.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Ha ha ha! I'm out of here!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I'll see ya, kid. Buena suerte.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Wait!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Wait. Delgado!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27"See ya?" That's it?
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Number one rule of the streets, Princesa.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Every dog for himself.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Now, get lost.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37My name is not "Princesa". It's Chloe.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40And I am lost.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42And I want to be found.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45SPEAKING SPANISH
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Look, Princesa - I mean, look, kid.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50I got my own problems.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I can't go back to the fights.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I got to get out of town.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56How does Beverly Hills sound?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Too far. - Come on!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I mean, if you could figure out a way back,
0:25:00 > 0:25:02you could live with us on our estate.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03In case you haven't noticed,
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I'm a little large for a lapdog.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07But you're the perfect size for a guard dog.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Our old one, um, Papi, he ran off.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13You had a guard dog named Papi?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Tsk. MUMBLES IN SPANISH
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- What hotel you staying in? - So, you'll do it?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Just answer the question before I change my mind.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21I don't know the name,
0:25:21 > 0:25:24but believe me, it was no Carthay hotel.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25The Carthay?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28There's one here. Would they know you?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30They should. We're preferred guests.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32We have a gold card.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Why me?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Of all the dogs in Mexico.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Why me? All I need, Chihuahua with booties.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40This will be fun! You'll see.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Here's the GPS.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47We're hot.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Diablo, you go get me that Chihuahua.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Go! Go!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05DOG HOWLING
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Hold up a second.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15Uh...
0:26:15 > 0:26:17what's that sound?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Hmm. Hold your breath.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21SHRIEKS
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Ugh.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24What did you do that for?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26El Diablo's got your scent.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Well, of course he does. It's Chanel no. 5.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Congratulations.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Now I've lost another bootie
0:26:32 > 0:26:34and I stink.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35I don't smell anything.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Are you kidding? I smell like a wet dog.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39You are a wet dog.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41POLICE SIREN
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Look, senorita...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Ashe.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Ashe. I'm sorry.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53We're already trying to stop the fights.
0:26:53 > 0:26:58And we don't have time to look for every lost dog in Mexico.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00This is not just any dog.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01This is my Aunt Viv's dog.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Chloe means everything to her.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06I'll tell you what.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Go back to your hotel,
0:27:09 > 0:27:12download that photo you were telling me about,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15and I will see what I can do.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Gracias. - You're welcome!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19CELL PHONE RINGING
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Hi, Aunt Viv.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Ciao, Rachel.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Yes, Capri's fantastic.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30You know, I was trying the house earlier.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I was worried because nobody was there.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Yeah, we went out for Mexican.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Could I talk to her just a second?
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Um, I'll put her on.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44IMITATES BARKING
0:27:44 > 0:27:48Hi, baby! How's my little baby?
0:27:48 > 0:27:51CONTINUES BARKING
0:27:51 > 0:27:53I miss you, too! I miss you, too!
0:27:53 > 0:27:56BARKING AND PANTING
0:27:56 > 0:27:58BARKING
0:28:04 > 0:28:06OK.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Here you are, your highness. Carthay Hotel.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13I feel like I'm home already.
0:28:13 > 0:28:17Thank you, Delgado. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18All in a day's work.
0:28:18 > 0:28:23But maybe you should wait out here.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24Yeah, whatever, kid.
0:28:24 > 0:28:25I don't mean it like it sounds,
0:28:25 > 0:28:27but they can be a little particular
0:28:27 > 0:28:30about the dogs they let in.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Knock yourself out.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35We'll be eating gourmet food in no time.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Buenas noches. Bienvenidos al Hotel Carthay.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Thanks.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Excuse me.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Would you be so kind as to look at my collar?
0:28:48 > 0:28:50You'll find my owner's name and number on the back.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52BARKING
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Tshh! Get out!
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Hello!
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Ew!
0:28:59 > 0:29:00It touched me!
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Get this mutt out of here.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05- Mutt? How dare you! - Edgar!
0:29:05 > 0:29:08I've been a preferred customer at this hotel for years.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Don't you dare!
0:29:12 > 0:29:13I'm sorry.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16You, sir, are making a big mistake. Huge.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Really! Aah!
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Oh. Oh!
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Oh, no.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27I'm...I'm...hideous.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32What's taking her so long?
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Hmm. Figures.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00What did I expect... de una princesa?
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Delgado, it was so humiliating.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15You won't believe...
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Delgado?
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Delgado.
0:30:25 > 0:30:33MEGAN MCCAULEY: # Why do they leave me all by myself?
0:30:33 > 0:30:39# Why do they use me and bring me down?
0:30:39 > 0:30:43# Why do they hurt me?
0:30:43 > 0:30:47# Why do they leave me?
0:30:47 > 0:30:53# Why doesn't anybody stick around?
0:30:53 > 0:30:56# Why doesn't anyone stay here?
0:30:56 > 0:31:00# Why do they leave me?
0:31:00 > 0:31:06# Don't they realise I'm a porcelain doll?
0:31:08 > 0:31:11# Small, unsure
0:31:11 > 0:31:15# Beautiful
0:31:15 > 0:31:17# Breakable. #
0:31:33 > 0:31:34Excuse me.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36I'm here to see Detective Ramirez.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Detective Ramirez, he's already with someone, senorita.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Five minutes, please.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56Psst. Don't look now. Hannah Montana at three o'clock.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59What are you doing here?
0:31:59 > 0:32:02I mean, que are you doing here?
0:32:02 > 0:32:03Isn't it obvious?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05To find Chloe.
0:32:05 > 0:32:06Your friend Angela told me everything.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09Why did you pretend you couldn't speak English?
0:32:09 > 0:32:11I didn't. You just assumed.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14And you thought you'd just let me go along and make a fool of myself?
0:32:14 > 0:32:16Well, you didn't need any help with that.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19What makes you think I need help now from a gardener?
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Oh, no, she didn't.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23It's not that I have a problem with that word,
0:32:23 > 0:32:26but, actually, I am a landscaper.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28And I'm not here for you.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31I'm here for Vivian, because she's like family to me.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34CLEARS THROAT
0:32:36 > 0:32:39I e-mailed a description of the dog's collar
0:32:39 > 0:32:40to all our stations.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Chloe's collar, it's worth a fortune.
0:32:43 > 0:32:44CLEARS THROAT You're welcome.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Then maybe a picture of the collar
0:32:48 > 0:32:50might be even more helpful.
0:32:50 > 0:32:51Yeah, a lot. Gracias.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53So, what shall we do now?
0:32:53 > 0:32:55We? Nothing.
0:32:55 > 0:33:00You go back to your hotel and wait. Please.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03He's right. There's nothing you can do.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07What? We're Mexi-can, not Mexi-can't!
0:33:07 > 0:33:11I'm not going to stop looking. He only cares about the collar.
0:33:11 > 0:33:12I need the dog.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15I'm with her, amigo. My Chloe's in trouble.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17Hey. Papi, hey!
0:33:17 > 0:33:18Come on, fool, let's go!
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Papi, where are you going?
0:33:20 > 0:33:23TAG TEAM: # Whoomp! There it is
0:33:23 > 0:33:25# Whoomp! There it is
0:33:25 > 0:33:27# Whoomp! There it is
0:33:27 > 0:33:28# Whoomp! There it is
0:33:28 > 0:33:30# Whoomp! There it is... #
0:33:30 > 0:33:32HORNS BLOWING
0:33:32 > 0:33:34I cannot believe Chloe's missing this.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Sebastian. Sebastian. Thank you.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39It's going to be on the cover of "Purebred Monthly."
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Oh. Whoo-hoo!
0:33:41 > 0:33:42Whoo!
0:33:42 > 0:33:44This par-tay is off the leash!
0:33:44 > 0:33:48Whoa! Par-tay!
0:33:48 > 0:33:50Oh...so is Scooter.
0:33:50 > 0:33:51Come here, birthday dog.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53No, Whisky. No, that really isn't necessary.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Oh, oh, OK - OK. Thank you. Thank you.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Ucch! Ooh!
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Hey, you guys don't think Chloe's in trouble, do you?
0:34:01 > 0:34:02Puleez.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05I bet Rachel whisked her off to some fabu place.
0:34:05 > 0:34:06If I know Chloe,
0:34:06 > 0:34:08she's sitting under a palm tree
0:34:08 > 0:34:10being waited on by some hunky husky.
0:34:15 > 0:34:19MOTHER SPEAKING SPANISH
0:34:19 > 0:34:20Oh! Thank you!
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Ucch, I must be starving.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Hey. That's our churro.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Si, our churro.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Excuse me, but I saw it first!
0:34:30 > 0:34:33We better back off, muchachos.
0:34:33 > 0:34:37It looks like we have one of those Chihuahua warriors! Ha ha!
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Now look, I've been dognapped,
0:34:39 > 0:34:40lost my favourite cashmere sweater,
0:34:40 > 0:34:42slept in a box,
0:34:42 > 0:34:46and I'm starting another in a series of bad hair days.
0:34:46 > 0:34:47So don't...
0:34:47 > 0:34:48push me!
0:34:48 > 0:34:49Let's get out of here, man!
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Sorry...sorry.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54That's what I thought. Huh!
0:34:54 > 0:34:58It's time to pay the piper, perra pequena.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00Where were we? < Hang on, kid!
0:35:01 > 0:35:02Delgado!
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Still trying to be the hero!
0:35:04 > 0:35:07I'll smell you out, Delgado.
0:35:07 > 0:35:08Ohh!
0:35:08 > 0:35:10MUSIC: "Caliente" by Los Pericos
0:35:10 > 0:35:14WOMAN: The Aztec empire's heart was right here in Chapultepec Park,
0:35:14 > 0:35:16once used by the kings as a royal retreat.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19PEOPLE SCREAMING
0:35:19 > 0:35:21BARKING
0:35:21 > 0:35:24SCREAMING
0:35:24 > 0:35:25BARKING
0:35:25 > 0:35:27SHOUTING
0:35:27 > 0:35:28BARKING
0:35:29 > 0:35:30Move it! Hurry up!
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Come on! Two at a time! To at a time!
0:35:32 > 0:35:34I have four-inch legs, you know.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Come on. Where is it? This way.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Uh-oh. Not this way.
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Perro! Perro!
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Grab him! Grab him!
0:35:42 > 0:35:43Where to now?
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Oh, now we're trapped.
0:35:45 > 0:35:46Now what?
0:35:46 > 0:35:48I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Why did you abandon me?
0:36:01 > 0:36:03I've already been abandoned once.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07I - you left me, I didn't leave you.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09I saw you in there getting pampered and eating -
0:36:09 > 0:36:11the closest I came to food was a used churro.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Los perros!
0:36:16 > 0:36:18SHOUTING IN SPANISH
0:36:18 > 0:36:20BARKING
0:36:20 > 0:36:21Come on, let's go.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Where are we going now?
0:36:25 > 0:36:26I'm taking you to Puerto Vallarta.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28There's somebody there who can help us out.
0:36:28 > 0:36:29Is that on the way to Beverly Hills?
0:36:33 > 0:36:35OK, over here. Jump in.
0:36:38 > 0:36:39Delgado?
0:36:39 > 0:36:40What?
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Why is El Diablo after me?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Vasquez must have sent him.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Who's Vasquez?
0:36:47 > 0:36:49He runs the dog fights and anything else
0:36:49 > 0:36:51he can make a quick buck at.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53The police have been after him for years,
0:36:53 > 0:36:54but he's too slippery.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56How do you know all that?
0:36:56 > 0:36:59Oh! Were you a criminal or something?
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Or something.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Get some sleep.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05It's a long ride and tomorrow's a big day.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07What did El Diablo mean by,
0:37:07 > 0:37:09"still trying to be the hero"?
0:37:09 > 0:37:12SIGHS
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Never mind.
0:37:23 > 0:37:24What the...?
0:37:24 > 0:37:26What's this?
0:37:26 > 0:37:27That's Chloe's bootie!
0:37:27 > 0:37:30Hey, lady!
0:37:33 > 0:37:34What? What is it?
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Chloe's bootie. Good job!
0:37:36 > 0:37:39She is near. I can feel it.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Hey, wait for me!
0:37:41 > 0:37:43SPEAKING SPANISH
0:37:43 > 0:37:45He said...
0:37:45 > 0:37:47he saw a white Chihuahua
0:37:47 > 0:37:49with a bunch of dogs run through here.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52She was being carried by a German Shepherd...
0:37:52 > 0:37:54a German Shepherd carried my Chloe?
0:37:54 > 0:37:56- Let's go! - I'm going to kick some tail,
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Papi style!
0:37:58 > 0:37:59TELEPHONE RINGS
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Yes?
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Someone else is looking for that dog, too.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06There is a lot of money riding on this Chihuahua,
0:38:06 > 0:38:08do you understand?
0:38:08 > 0:38:10They cannot find her before we do.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12I'm on it. Good.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Come on, baby. Come on.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22Come on, Diablo.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25MUSIC: "Hello" by The Cat Empire
0:38:27 > 0:38:29# Well, hello, hello
0:38:31 > 0:38:34# Hello, hello, hello #
0:38:36 > 0:38:38OK, this is us. We're here.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Shake your last bootie and let's go.
0:38:45 > 0:38:46So, what's your plan?
0:38:46 > 0:38:48OK, here's the deal.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50Plant your paws here, keep your muzzle shut,
0:38:50 > 0:38:53and wait for me to come back.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56But where are you going? Delgado?
0:38:56 > 0:38:59You're very withholding, you know that?
0:39:01 > 0:39:05Ohh, I guess this is my day at the spa.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09# Oh, hello, hello
0:39:10 > 0:39:12# Hello, hello
0:39:14 > 0:39:17# Pablo, Pablo... #
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Ahh!
0:39:19 > 0:39:20# Hello, hello #
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Much better.
0:39:24 > 0:39:25Ooh! Oh!
0:39:25 > 0:39:26OK, there she is.
0:39:26 > 0:39:27Now, you remember the con, right?
0:39:27 > 0:39:29I don't really have to eat you, do I?
0:39:29 > 0:39:30Only swallow my legs.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32OK, here we go.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Easy on the teeth.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Act scary.
0:39:36 > 0:39:37OK.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40Help! Help! Please help me!
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Help me, somebody! Help!
0:39:43 > 0:39:44You're choking me.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Ooh! Keep your tongue to yourself.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47Help me, somebody!
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Oh, this is just like Animal Planet.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51What do I do?
0:39:51 > 0:39:54Something! Anything! Help!
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Shoo, lizard. Shoo, shoo.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Regurgitate that rat!
0:39:58 > 0:40:01Eew.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03Oh, my gosh. Are you all right?
0:40:03 > 0:40:04Hello?
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Hola?
0:40:08 > 0:40:12Are you an angel? Am I dead?
0:40:12 > 0:40:15No. And I'm not an angel.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17And yet you're wearing a halo.
0:40:17 > 0:40:21This? This is my collar from Harry Winston.
0:40:21 > 0:40:22Is that in heaven?
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Well...sort of.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Beverly Hills.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Ah, Beverly Hills.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Well, you're a long way from home.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Uh, perhaps I could be of assistance.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35I am Manuel.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37I work on a luxury cruise ship as a porter,
0:40:37 > 0:40:40tending to the discriminating needs of refined,
0:40:40 > 0:40:42upscale dogs, like yourself.
0:40:42 > 0:40:43Really?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Do you think you could help me get home?
0:40:45 > 0:40:48Well, you saved my life.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51It's the very least I can do.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Heh heh heh.
0:40:53 > 0:40:54DOGS BARKING
0:40:59 > 0:41:02SPEAKING SPANISH
0:41:02 > 0:41:04BARKING
0:41:04 > 0:41:06GROWLING
0:41:11 > 0:41:12Delgado?
0:41:14 > 0:41:15Delgado?
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Hey, Tomas.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18It's really you, cuz?
0:41:18 > 0:41:21What happened? Where you been? Nobody's seen you since...
0:41:21 > 0:41:22you know, a while.
0:41:22 > 0:41:26Look, uh, I'm doing this little security gig.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29I'm taking a rich Chihuahua back to Beverly Hills.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31She's got a tag on her collar.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33So take her to a rescue shelter.
0:41:33 > 0:41:34They'll read it and call the owner.
0:41:34 > 0:41:35It's not that simple.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Vasquez is looking for her.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39He's got informants everywhere.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42He's even got El Diablo after her.
0:41:42 > 0:41:43El Diablo?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45That's why you're doing it?
0:41:45 > 0:41:46That delincuente is behind me.
0:41:46 > 0:41:50It's just a job. Can you get officer Mendez to call her tag?
0:41:50 > 0:41:52Yeah, OK. Bring it to me.
0:41:52 > 0:41:53I'll see what I can do.
0:41:53 > 0:41:54Gracias.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Come on, let's go.
0:41:59 > 0:42:00Come on, I found someone to read your tag.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03Really? So did I.
0:42:03 > 0:42:04Where's your collar?
0:42:04 > 0:42:06You're not the only one who can get things done.
0:42:06 > 0:42:07What?
0:42:07 > 0:42:09I gave my collar to Manuel,
0:42:09 > 0:42:11and he is taking it to the ship's captain to read.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Manuel? Who's Manuel?
0:42:13 > 0:42:15The kindly pack rat who's helping me out.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18I saved him from being eaten by an iguana.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20An iguana? An iguana?!
0:42:20 > 0:42:22That is the oldest con in the book!
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Iguanas are vegetarians!
0:42:24 > 0:42:28Well, I'm sorry. I don't meet many iguanas on Rodeo Drive.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Without your I.D. tag, there's nothing to separate you
0:42:31 > 0:42:33from any collarless stray on the street!
0:42:33 > 0:42:35GASP Well...
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Manuel promised me he'd be right back from the ship.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40What ship? SHIP'S HORN BLOWS
0:42:40 > 0:42:41That ship?
0:42:41 > 0:42:44What happened to the "don't talk to strangers"?
0:42:44 > 0:42:46You said nothing about iguanas.
0:42:46 > 0:42:47Ay, dio mio.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55And then I said, "Are you an angel?"
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Ha! American dogs are so gullible. Ha ha!
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Chico, who is the greatest con man in Mexico, huh?
0:43:00 > 0:43:03You are. And now, can we steal some lunch? I'm hungry.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Where did you get that?!
0:43:05 > 0:43:09Please don't eat me, man! I got a wife and 300 kids to feed.
0:43:09 > 0:43:10Eat him first!
0:43:10 > 0:43:11Where is the Chihuahua?
0:43:11 > 0:43:14Chihuahua? I don't know any Chihuahua.
0:43:14 > 0:43:15I'm from the Yucatan.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Of course if you'd like to meet one,
0:43:17 > 0:43:19I could arrange it for the right price.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21You're about to be lunch.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24That's the right price. How'd you know?
0:43:24 > 0:43:25Do something. Do something, Manuel.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28You're trying my patience, chaparrito.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Stop trying his patience.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33- Where is she?! - By the fountain, near the docks.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Hey, I didn't know she was like a friend of yours. Heh heh.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38I was - I was just borrowing it.
0:43:38 > 0:43:39Please don't hurt me.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Grrr!
0:43:41 > 0:43:42Hmm? Hmm?
0:43:42 > 0:43:45That's dog's lucky I didn't cha-cha on his chest.
0:43:45 > 0:43:49You know, Manuel, I don't think that dog was a friend of hers.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51Well, it's not our problem, Chico.
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Come on, let's go raid a pinata.
0:43:53 > 0:43:54I feel like feeding my sweet tooth.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Oh, leave me out of this, Manuel.
0:43:56 > 0:43:58Where there's a pinata,
0:43:58 > 0:44:00there's a stick.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Uh, Delgado?
0:44:04 > 0:44:05Yeah?
0:44:05 > 0:44:07What are we doing here?
0:44:07 > 0:44:09This is where we meet The Coyote.
0:44:09 > 0:44:10A coyote?
0:44:10 > 0:44:13A smuggler. They sneak collarless dogs
0:44:13 > 0:44:15like us across the border.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21You used to be a police dog, didn't you?
0:44:21 > 0:44:23That's how you know Sergeant Tomas.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26That's how you can do all those things.
0:44:26 > 0:44:27I don't want to talk about it.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Did you quit? Did you get fired?
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Did you do something wrong?
0:44:31 > 0:44:33Yes, I did something wrong, OK?
0:44:33 > 0:44:34You satisfied?
0:44:35 > 0:44:36Now just drop it.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38OK. OK.
0:44:40 > 0:44:41There he is.
0:44:41 > 0:44:44OK, we're on. Follow me.
0:44:44 > 0:44:45And no more questions.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47OK. OK.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50But what was it? Was someone hurt?
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Drop it! Just drop it!
0:44:52 > 0:44:53Basta!
0:44:53 > 0:44:54You're driving me crazy.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56Well, you're not exactly
0:44:56 > 0:44:58the most charming travelling companion either.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00Good, because we're parting ways.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02What?
0:45:02 > 0:45:05Wait, wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?
0:45:05 > 0:45:07This train will take you to Tijuana.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09But... but nothing.
0:45:09 > 0:45:10The coyote will take you over the border from there.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12Buenos dias.
0:45:12 > 0:45:13Wha...
0:45:13 > 0:45:16make yourself at home. LAUGHS
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Best of luck.
0:45:18 > 0:45:19But...
0:45:19 > 0:45:21you promised.
0:45:27 > 0:45:28Delgado...
0:45:42 > 0:45:44HE SIGHS
0:45:46 > 0:45:50Don't turn around. Don't turn around.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52Don't... What am I doing?
0:45:57 > 0:45:59Delgado!
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Chloe!
0:46:02 > 0:46:04Delgado!
0:46:04 > 0:46:07Chloe!
0:46:07 > 0:46:08Come on! Jump!
0:46:08 > 0:46:10It's a fast train!
0:46:10 > 0:46:14You can do it! Jump!
0:46:14 > 0:46:15Uhh! Ohh!
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Ooh, that hurt.
0:46:17 > 0:46:19OK, OK, good.
0:46:19 > 0:46:20Uhh! I could use a little help.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22I'll pull you up.
0:46:22 > 0:46:23SHE SCREAMS
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Ohh!
0:46:26 > 0:46:27Don't help. Don't help.
0:46:27 > 0:46:28Don't help.
0:46:28 > 0:46:29SHE SCREAMS
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Oh!
0:46:31 > 0:46:33HE PANTS
0:46:33 > 0:46:34Ohh...
0:46:34 > 0:46:38what can I say? A promise is a promise.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Sure thing, Delgado.
0:46:43 > 0:46:46RACHEL: Sam! How do you say "lost" in Spanish?
0:46:46 > 0:46:48SAM: Perdido.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51RACHEL: Perdido. Por favor, perdido perro.
0:46:52 > 0:46:56HE SNIFFS
0:46:56 > 0:46:57Chloe.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Wait, he's got something.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Papi! Papi!
0:47:07 > 0:47:10You! That scent. Where did you get that scent?
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Maybe you haven't noticed,
0:47:12 > 0:47:15but I'm currently napping in a sewage pipe here.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Oh. You mean the mouldy taco?
0:47:17 > 0:47:20No, fool. The perfume. It's Chloe's.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23She's an American Chihuahua.
0:47:23 > 0:47:26Ohh, her ears are as pink as seashells,
0:47:26 > 0:47:29and her nose is like a raspberry.
0:47:29 > 0:47:30You serious, bro?
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Eh? A berry?
0:47:32 > 0:47:33Oh. Un momento.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Is she kind of uppity?
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Wears matching clothes?
0:47:38 > 0:47:40You know her? Where is she?
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Last we saw her, she was with Delgado on the run.
0:47:43 > 0:47:44- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46Delgado? Who is this Delgado?
0:47:48 > 0:47:51I want to hear more. Come with me.
0:47:52 > 0:47:54Looks like he found a couple of friends.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57Just what we need, stray dogs.
0:47:59 > 0:48:00Papi was a stray dog.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03I saved him from the pound.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05Hey, buddy.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09He inspires me every day.
0:48:09 > 0:48:11What inspires you, Rachel?
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Get back to you on that.
0:48:14 > 0:48:16Hey.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18Look at that.
0:48:18 > 0:48:21How you doing? Hello.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23I guess he is kind of cute.
0:48:23 > 0:48:24We could take them with us,
0:48:24 > 0:48:27but you have to give them a bath - they stink.
0:48:27 > 0:48:28I can handle that.
0:48:28 > 0:48:29You stink! Oh!
0:48:29 > 0:48:31You just need a bath.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34Oh, I love this!
0:48:34 > 0:48:37Ohh...I think I'm in love with that gringa.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40# How far is heaven? #
0:48:40 > 0:48:42I think he likes it.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44I think he likes you, actually.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47- Get back here. - Where you going? Wait for me!
0:48:52 > 0:48:54SAM: Ohh!
0:48:54 > 0:48:56SHE LAUGHS
0:48:56 > 0:48:58# I want to know how far... #
0:48:58 > 0:49:00Oh, yeah, mira.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02I'm clean. I'm clean. I never knew clean.
0:49:02 > 0:49:03< I know clean now.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06I have never had my teeth brushed before.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08It's...minty.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10HE CHUCKLES It's weird.
0:49:10 > 0:49:12Papi, this is great!
0:49:12 > 0:49:14- We should call room service. - Let's order a movie.
0:49:14 > 0:49:15HE SIGHS
0:49:15 > 0:49:17Have we found a home, Papi?
0:49:17 > 0:49:21I don't know, but they'll make sure you're safe.
0:49:21 > 0:49:22Sam did it for me. >
0:49:25 > 0:49:27< See you tomorrow. Come on, guys.
0:49:27 > 0:49:29Oh, no, they can stay with me.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31I take responsibility.
0:49:31 > 0:49:33SAM: cool.
0:49:33 > 0:49:35Papi, what do you see, compa?
0:49:35 > 0:49:37It's a big place, my little friend.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39I may be small,
0:49:39 > 0:49:42but I am fighting for something...
0:49:42 > 0:49:44bigger than all of it.
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Mi corazon.
0:49:47 > 0:49:51# I can be your hero, baby
0:49:54 > 0:49:57# I can kiss away the pain
0:50:00 > 0:50:03# I will stand by you forever
0:50:05 > 0:50:09# You can take my breath away... #
0:50:09 > 0:50:11Excuse me. Where are you from?
0:50:11 > 0:50:14I'm from Beverly Hills.
0:50:14 > 0:50:15< Where is that?
0:50:15 > 0:50:21Well, it feels like a long way from here.
0:50:21 > 0:50:23Senorita, what is that?
0:50:23 > 0:50:26It's a bootie. I lost the others.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29All the dogs in Beverly Hills wear them to protect their feet.
0:50:29 > 0:50:32It must be very dirty there.
0:50:32 > 0:50:33SHE CHUCKLES No. Actually...
0:50:33 > 0:50:36it's probably the cleanest place I know.
0:50:36 > 0:50:39Then that's pretty silly to wear a bootie.
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Pedro, be polite.
0:50:42 > 0:50:44You know something, Pedro?
0:50:46 > 0:50:47You're right.
0:50:47 > 0:50:49PEDRO YAWNS
0:50:50 > 0:50:53# I can be your hero, baby
0:50:55 > 0:51:00# You can take my breath away
0:51:01 > 0:51:07# I can be your hero
0:51:07 > 0:51:09TRAIN HORN BLARES
0:51:14 > 0:51:16HE BARKS
0:51:21 > 0:51:22KNOCK ON DOOR
0:51:22 > 0:51:24SAM: Rachel.
0:51:24 > 0:51:25Rachel.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27Come on, Sleeping Beauty, let's go!
0:51:27 > 0:51:29PAPI BARKS Detective Ramirez called.
0:51:29 > 0:51:33A white Chihuahua and a German Shepherd were seen in Puerto Vallarta.
0:51:33 > 0:51:36< They're not sure if it was her as she wasn't wearing her collar.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38What?! Someone stole Chloe's collar?
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Ohh, I'm going to go all kinds of Mexican on him.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43LOUD MUSIC THUMPS
0:51:43 > 0:51:46'Hey, Chico, I have this pain in the pit of my stomach.'
0:51:46 > 0:51:48Must have been the Pop Rocks.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50Or it could be guilt.
0:51:50 > 0:51:53We should have never stolen that chica's collar.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55Now she'll never get home.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57Ay! Ay!
0:51:57 > 0:51:58Aah!
0:51:58 > 0:51:59THEY YELL
0:51:59 > 0:52:00IN SPANISH:
0:52:00 > 0:52:02Let's get out of here!
0:52:02 > 0:52:03THE PINATA BRAYS
0:52:03 > 0:52:05THE BOY SHOUTS
0:52:09 > 0:52:11Ah! HE PANTS
0:52:11 > 0:52:13Hyah!
0:52:13 > 0:52:17HE MUTTERS IN SPANISH
0:52:17 > 0:52:19THE PINATA BRAYS
0:52:19 > 0:52:20Make a left, make a left.
0:52:20 > 0:52:24Aisle four, tortillas on the floor.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26I feel naked.
0:52:26 > 0:52:28Every man for himself!
0:52:28 > 0:52:29THEY YELL
0:52:29 > 0:52:32Ow! My head!
0:52:32 > 0:52:35Go through his legs! This way. Come on!
0:52:35 > 0:52:36Back the other way!
0:52:36 > 0:52:39Oof! Aah!
0:52:39 > 0:52:41Get off me!
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Hey, Chico! We're home free!
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Aah!
0:52:47 > 0:52:49Argh!
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Back up, back up!
0:52:51 > 0:52:53Grr! CRUNCH
0:52:53 > 0:52:55That's what you get!
0:52:55 > 0:52:56Ugh!
0:53:03 > 0:53:05Hey! He's got my diamonds!
0:53:05 > 0:53:07- OUR diamonds. - Whatever.
0:53:15 > 0:53:18TRAIN HORN BLARES
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Wake up! The conductor's coming!
0:53:23 > 0:53:25Hide! Rapido, hide!
0:53:25 > 0:53:28FRANTIC CHATTER
0:53:29 > 0:53:31What's going on?
0:53:31 > 0:53:33Delgado, what's happening?
0:53:33 > 0:53:34We got trouble.
0:53:34 > 0:53:36- Hide behind the crate. - OK, OK.
0:53:36 > 0:53:39I'll distract them. Don't come out, no matter what happens.
0:53:39 > 0:53:42- Delgado... - Don't come out no matter what happens.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45- What are you going to do? - Something crazy.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47HE BARKS
0:53:47 > 0:53:50THE CONDUCTOR SHOUTS IN SPANISH
0:53:52 > 0:53:55SCREAMING
0:54:02 > 0:54:04Whoa! Uhh! Ohh!
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Well, THAT used to be easier.
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Ay, dio mio.
0:54:12 > 0:54:14Just my luck.
0:54:14 > 0:54:15Delgado!
0:54:15 > 0:54:17Aah!
0:54:17 > 0:54:18- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my back.
0:54:18 > 0:54:21- Did you see that? - Yes.
0:54:21 > 0:54:22I just jumped off a train!
0:54:22 > 0:54:24By myself!
0:54:24 > 0:54:26And it was moving.
0:54:26 > 0:54:29I told you to stay on board.
0:54:29 > 0:54:33But we're in this together. I couldn't leave you here.
0:54:33 > 0:54:36I've never had a friend like you.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39You should have stayed, kid.
0:54:39 > 0:54:40Look around.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43You should have stayed.
0:54:46 > 0:54:49I told the local police, I found the collar on a rat.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51But they didn't believe me.
0:54:51 > 0:54:54I went to turn the diamonds in and they tried to arrest me.
0:54:54 > 0:54:56Sorry for the confusion, senor.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59The rat, he's clever.
0:54:59 > 0:55:01Oye, this hombre needs help.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04I set traps to keep him out, but he always gets in!
0:55:04 > 0:55:06Sneaky, sneaky mouse.
0:55:06 > 0:55:07You know what you need?
0:55:07 > 0:55:09HE BARKS
0:55:09 > 0:55:10A guard dog.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12He's a stray.
0:55:12 > 0:55:13Yes he's a stray.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15But he's a really good dog.
0:55:15 > 0:55:16HE BARKS
0:55:22 > 0:55:25RACHEL: Thanks for returning Chloe's collar.
0:55:25 > 0:55:27Congratulations, amigo. You have a home.
0:55:27 > 0:55:30Gracias, Rafa. It will happen for you, too.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Stay brown, brother.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34Come on. Ain't nothing to it but to do it, man.
0:55:34 > 0:55:35Adios.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38Adios, Chucho. Hey, don't chew the furniture.
0:55:38 > 0:55:42And good luck finding your dog. SAM: Thank you. Gracias.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44I just got off with the Puerto Vallarta police.
0:55:44 > 0:55:48There was some dog trouble on the northbound train this morning.
0:55:48 > 0:55:50A German Shepherd jumped off.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53- Chloe. Gracias! - Thank you. Thank you.
0:55:53 > 0:55:56Buena suerte. Call me if you find out anything.
0:55:56 > 0:55:57RACHEL: We follow the tracks north.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00- It runs through the Sonoran Desert. - This will be great.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02She's getting away with my diamonds.
0:56:02 > 0:56:06I think that that's like, uh, karma, man.
0:56:06 > 0:56:07See, you steal it,
0:56:07 > 0:56:09and eventually, it is stolen from you.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12And I steal it back.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14How you going to do that? Quiet!
0:56:14 > 0:56:18MUSIC: "Low Rider" by War
0:56:21 > 0:56:24# Take a little trip take a little trip
0:56:24 > 0:56:27# Take a little trip with me
0:56:31 > 0:56:35CHLOE: So Bimini says that she's going out with Scooter,
0:56:35 > 0:56:37who I happen to know is completely crazy.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39DELGADO: Oh, please, make it stop.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42But I can't say that to her. I have to be supportive, right?
0:56:42 > 0:56:44Wait a minute.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46Haven't we passed this tree before?
0:56:46 > 0:56:48No, you're mistaken.
0:56:48 > 0:56:50We've been walking for hours.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52But I...I tinkled there.
0:56:52 > 0:56:55You what? You...you tinkled?
0:56:55 > 0:56:56Can't you tell?
0:56:58 > 0:56:59Oh...
0:56:59 > 0:57:00Oh, my...
0:57:00 > 0:57:04You can't smell, can you?
0:57:04 > 0:57:06HE GROANS
0:57:06 > 0:57:07No.
0:57:07 > 0:57:09What happened? >
0:57:09 > 0:57:12It's OK, you can tell me.
0:57:12 > 0:57:15I didn't, er... quit the police force.
0:57:15 > 0:57:20They let me go because I could no longer follow a scent.
0:57:21 > 0:57:24And now we're out here walking in circles.
0:57:24 > 0:57:25I'm sorry, kid.
0:57:25 > 0:57:26LOW GROWLING
0:57:26 > 0:57:27What's that?
0:57:27 > 0:57:28Mountain lions.
0:57:28 > 0:57:30I'm scared, Delgado.
0:57:30 > 0:57:31I know, I know.
0:57:31 > 0:57:35OK. We better get moving. We got to get out of the open.
0:57:35 > 0:57:37- OK. - Let's go. Double-time.
0:57:48 > 0:57:52Delgado, what happened to you?
0:57:52 > 0:57:54Why can't you smell anything? >
0:57:59 > 0:58:00Well...
0:58:02 > 0:58:05..my partner and I, uh...
0:58:05 > 0:58:06we were on a major bust.
0:58:08 > 0:58:10'I was on point.
0:58:10 > 0:58:12'Before I knew it, I was blindsided.'
0:58:12 > 0:58:13SNARLING
0:58:13 > 0:58:14'Then it all went bad.'
0:58:14 > 0:58:16HE BARKS
0:58:18 > 0:58:22'While I was down, my partner got hurt.
0:58:25 > 0:58:28'He was never the same after that.' DELGADO WHINES
0:58:28 > 0:58:29'And neither was I.'
0:58:33 > 0:58:36I should have sensed him coming.
0:58:36 > 0:58:38Next day, I woke up and couldn't smell a thing.
0:58:38 > 0:58:40Were you hurt?
0:58:40 > 0:58:43No. They say it's all in my head.
0:58:43 > 0:58:45In my head.
0:58:45 > 0:58:46SNARLING
0:58:46 > 0:58:47They found us!
0:58:47 > 0:58:50I'll hold them off as long as I can while you run. You understand?
0:58:50 > 0:58:52They're just cats. You can take them.
0:58:52 > 0:58:55MOUNTAIN LION SNARLS
0:58:55 > 0:58:56We need a miracle.
0:58:56 > 0:58:57Run when I say run!
0:58:57 > 0:58:59Come on! Take 'em!
0:58:59 > 0:59:02Yeah, you can do it!
0:59:02 > 0:59:04Don't be afraid!
0:59:04 > 0:59:05THEY BARK AND SNARL
0:59:05 > 0:59:08Go, Delgado! Go, Delgado!
0:59:08 > 0:59:09THEY ALL SNARL
0:59:09 > 0:59:11Run, kid! Run, now!
0:59:11 > 0:59:12OK, OK.
0:59:12 > 0:59:14Run and hide! Hide!
0:59:14 > 0:59:16- I'm here. - This is not hiding.
0:59:16 > 0:59:18RUMBLING
0:59:19 > 0:59:22WIND HOWLS
0:59:35 > 0:59:38THEY ALL GROWL
0:59:40 > 0:59:42Say hello to my little friends.
0:59:42 > 0:59:44THEY ALL BARK
0:59:44 > 0:59:46LION YOWLS
0:59:47 > 0:59:51Whoa! That's some bark you guys got.
0:59:51 > 0:59:52I am Montezuma.
0:59:52 > 0:59:54Come with us if you want to live.
0:59:54 > 0:59:56Yeah, I want to live.
0:59:57 > 0:59:59Now I've seen it all.
1:00:03 > 1:00:06CHLOE: Can you help us get back to civilisation, Montezuma?
1:00:06 > 1:00:11Of course. But it is too dangerous to travel these canyons after dark.
1:00:11 > 1:00:14You will spend the night here with us.
1:00:14 > 1:00:15CHLOE: Where are we?
1:00:15 > 1:00:18You are in Chihuahua,
1:00:18 > 1:00:20birthplace of our mighty breed.
1:00:20 > 1:00:22I was born in Beverly Hills.
1:00:22 > 1:00:26Si, but your ancestors came from here.
1:00:28 > 1:00:32The Aztec people left long ago, but we remain.
1:00:32 > 1:00:34SHE GASPS
1:00:34 > 1:00:37Wow. Wow...
1:00:37 > 1:00:39MUSIC: "Chihuahua" by Luis Oliveira
1:00:39 > 1:00:41# Chihuahua
1:00:41 > 1:00:42# Chihuahua
1:00:43 > 1:00:45# Chihuahua... #
1:00:50 > 1:00:54Did you hear what he said, Delgado? I come from a mighty breed.
1:00:54 > 1:00:55Yeah, mighty annoying.
1:00:55 > 1:00:59You're just mad because we were saved by little dogs.
1:00:59 > 1:01:00Very little dogs.
1:01:02 > 1:01:06Tonight, we celebrate your arrival.
1:01:06 > 1:01:08Oh! Thank you, Montezuma.
1:01:08 > 1:01:10Oh, please, call me Monte.
1:01:10 > 1:01:12# Chihuahua! #
1:01:12 > 1:01:14Ay yi yi.
1:01:14 > 1:01:17DRUM BEAT AND BARKING
1:01:19 > 1:01:22Wow! All this for me, Monte?
1:01:22 > 1:01:23Yes, Chloe.
1:01:23 > 1:01:27When a Chihuahua comes home, it is cause for celebration.
1:01:27 > 1:01:30Even a Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
1:01:30 > 1:01:33Of course. No matter where you come from,
1:01:33 > 1:01:35you are one of us.
1:01:35 > 1:01:37Tiny but mighty.
1:01:37 > 1:01:39Mighty?
1:01:39 > 1:01:42But I'm just a lapdog.
1:01:42 > 1:01:44"Lapdog"? No.
1:01:44 > 1:01:46Do not insult yourself.
1:01:46 > 1:01:48Do not insult the Chihuahua race.
1:01:48 > 1:01:50ALL: No mas.
1:01:50 > 1:01:51"No mas"?
1:01:51 > 1:01:54Si. It means "no more."
1:01:55 > 1:01:59We Chihuahuas are not toys or fashion accessories.
1:01:59 > 1:02:01ALL: No mas.
1:02:01 > 1:02:05We were not bred to wear silly hats and ride in purses!
1:02:05 > 1:02:06ALL: No mas!
1:02:06 > 1:02:10We will no longer be spoken to with baby talk.
1:02:10 > 1:02:14We have been called "Teacup" and "Tiny Toy" for too long.
1:02:14 > 1:02:15No mas!
1:02:15 > 1:02:18Names like Fifi, Foo-Foo,
1:02:18 > 1:02:21Pookie, Pumpkin, or Squirt.
1:02:21 > 1:02:22No mas!
1:02:22 > 1:02:24Yes, we Chihuahuas shake,
1:02:24 > 1:02:27but not for the amusement of humans.
1:02:27 > 1:02:32We shake because we know the power of our inner strength - our bark.
1:02:32 > 1:02:33ALL: No mas!
1:02:33 > 1:02:37Yes, we are tiny, but we are mighty!
1:02:37 > 1:02:41ALL: No mas! No mas! No mas!
1:02:41 > 1:02:43Join with us, Chloe.
1:02:43 > 1:02:44Embrace "no mas".
1:02:44 > 1:02:46Find your bark.
1:02:46 > 1:02:48My...bark?
1:02:48 > 1:02:52Si! That which makes you mighty.
1:02:52 > 1:02:53That which makes you...
1:02:53 > 1:02:55< you.
1:02:55 > 1:02:57We are Chihuahuas,
1:02:57 > 1:02:58hear us roar!
1:02:58 > 1:03:01THEY ALL BARK
1:03:03 > 1:03:05SHE SQUEAKS HE BARKS
1:03:05 > 1:03:07SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
1:03:07 > 1:03:09That was embarrassing.
1:03:09 > 1:03:10Don't worry, little one.
1:03:10 > 1:03:13Your bark will come when you need it most.
1:03:13 > 1:03:14Hmm.
1:03:14 > 1:03:16SQUEAK!
1:03:16 > 1:03:19THEY ALL CONTINUE TO BARK
1:03:44 > 1:03:46Last one in the house is a chew toy!
1:03:48 > 1:03:49They have a room.
1:03:49 > 1:03:52MANUEL: Come on. A little more. You got it now. Now pull.
1:03:52 > 1:03:53CHICO: I got it, I got it.
1:03:53 > 1:03:56- Sweet smell of success. - I smell something else.
1:03:56 > 1:03:57CHICO GROANS
1:03:57 > 1:03:58There's the bag.
1:03:58 > 1:04:00There's the bag that's got my diamonds.
1:04:00 > 1:04:02Hey, watch your nose!
1:04:02 > 1:04:04I don't feel right about this.
1:04:04 > 1:04:07Look, my neck flap is swelling up. Ay!
1:04:07 > 1:04:09Stop with the guilt, huh?
1:04:09 > 1:04:11Iguanas are supposed to be cold-blooded.
1:04:11 > 1:04:14Well, you know I was born in captivity.
1:04:14 > 1:04:15I grew up under a heat lamp.
1:04:15 > 1:04:17Snap out of it! We got a job to do.
1:04:17 > 1:04:20Aha! You're the pack rat who stole the collar!
1:04:20 > 1:04:23See? You're so busted, man.
1:04:23 > 1:04:26Hey, dude, you got me mixed up with another rat.
1:04:26 > 1:04:27You know, we all look alike.
1:04:27 > 1:04:30No, no, no, it's him. He did it. What? Hey!
1:04:30 > 1:04:32Now the love of my life is out there in trouble.
1:04:32 > 1:04:36Not because of us. We were trying to...save her.
1:04:36 > 1:04:38From the demon dog that's hunting her.
1:04:38 > 1:04:41Tell me about this demon dog.
1:04:44 > 1:04:46HE GROWLS
1:04:54 > 1:04:56THE DEVICE BEEPS
1:05:07 > 1:05:12Chloe, you can always stay here with us.
1:05:12 > 1:05:14This place is amazing, Monte.
1:05:14 > 1:05:16But there's someone at home
1:05:16 > 1:05:19who's probably worried and missing me,
1:05:19 > 1:05:21and I miss him.
1:05:21 > 1:05:23Your corazon?
1:05:23 > 1:05:25Mi corazon?
1:05:25 > 1:05:26What does that mean?
1:05:26 > 1:05:28"My heart."
1:05:28 > 1:05:32Ohh. I never even gave him a chance.
1:05:32 > 1:05:35We Chihuahuas come in many shapes and colours,
1:05:35 > 1:05:37but when you look,
1:05:37 > 1:05:40< not with your eyes but with your soul,
1:05:40 > 1:05:43there we are all the same.
1:05:43 > 1:05:46Listen, uh, back there with the lions,
1:05:46 > 1:05:49er...er...
1:05:49 > 1:05:50thanks.
1:05:50 > 1:05:52But of course.
1:05:52 > 1:05:54We are Chihuahuas.
1:05:57 > 1:06:00Ah! Civilisation at last.
1:06:00 > 1:06:01We made it, Delgado.
1:06:01 > 1:06:03- Delgado! - Just keep paddling!
1:06:03 > 1:06:05Whoa! Aah!
1:06:05 > 1:06:08Oh! That was fun!
1:06:08 > 1:06:10Oh, yeah, you're a real aquatic goddess.
1:06:10 > 1:06:11Delgado, look!
1:06:11 > 1:06:13What?
1:06:13 > 1:06:15Is that you? Nice toga.
1:06:15 > 1:06:18I can't believe Rachel's looking for me.
1:06:18 > 1:06:20OK, let's get some help.
1:06:20 > 1:06:22THEY BOTH BARK
1:06:31 > 1:06:33Chloe.
1:06:33 > 1:06:34Si.
1:06:40 > 1:06:41CAR ALARM CHIRPS
1:06:45 > 1:06:49We always kept a dog when my husband was alive.
1:06:49 > 1:06:50Oh ho ho...
1:06:50 > 1:06:53He'd make a great companion.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55You guys are perfect for each other.
1:06:55 > 1:06:57Somebody's got a ladyfriend.
1:06:57 > 1:07:00Ooh! I have a home.
1:07:00 > 1:07:01We're on our way.
1:07:01 > 1:07:04Hey, Rachel, that was Ramirez. They found Chloe.
1:07:06 > 1:07:09Ohh! Ha ha!
1:07:13 > 1:07:15Whoa. Awkward.
1:07:16 > 1:07:18We should go.
1:07:18 > 1:07:20Ramirez is going to meet us there.
1:07:20 > 1:07:22I told you, everything's going to be fine. >
1:07:22 > 1:07:25# Ooh, la, whistling in the morning
1:07:25 > 1:07:29# Ooh, la, whistling in the sunshine
1:07:29 > 1:07:32# Ooh, la, whistling in the evening
1:07:32 > 1:07:36# Ooh, la, whistling in the moonlight... #
1:07:36 > 1:07:38RACHEL: I think this is the place.
1:07:38 > 1:07:41# I'm whistling for my love... #
1:07:41 > 1:07:43Chloe!
1:07:43 > 1:07:45# Ooh, la...
1:07:45 > 1:07:48Hola?
1:07:48 > 1:07:49Hello!
1:07:49 > 1:07:51OK, how about here?
1:07:51 > 1:07:55American dogs are so picky.
1:07:56 > 1:07:58OK, go.
1:07:58 > 1:07:59What?
1:08:00 > 1:08:03Ah. Excuse me, senorita.
1:08:03 > 1:08:05Please, please, go.
1:08:10 > 1:08:12I've seen that gringo before.
1:08:12 > 1:08:14HE SNIFFS
1:08:14 > 1:08:16Oye. That van.
1:08:16 > 1:08:18My Chloe's been there.
1:08:18 > 1:08:20Right on, mighty dog. Power to the Papi.
1:08:20 > 1:08:21Now go get her!
1:08:21 > 1:08:23Go get your princesa.
1:08:23 > 1:08:26Mi corazon! It's so romantic.
1:08:28 > 1:08:29Man, I thought we'd never get rid of him.
1:08:29 > 1:08:31Come on.
1:08:31 > 1:08:32Now I finally get my diamonds.
1:08:32 > 1:08:35Please, for the love of a banana, please... Oh, ay!
1:08:37 > 1:08:39Hmm?
1:08:44 > 1:08:45Senora?
1:08:48 > 1:08:51Oh, no. No!
1:08:51 > 1:08:53HE SHOUTS IN SPANISH
1:08:53 > 1:08:55Chloe!
1:08:56 > 1:08:57Cut me loose!
1:08:57 > 1:08:59What did he say?
1:08:59 > 1:09:01- Chloe! - Don't worry, we'll find her.
1:09:01 > 1:09:04Argh!
1:09:04 > 1:09:07I going to look for her.
1:09:07 > 1:09:08Kid!
1:09:08 > 1:09:11HE SNIFFS
1:09:11 > 1:09:13Kid! Where are you?!
1:09:13 > 1:09:14Chloe!
1:09:14 > 1:09:16CHLOE PANTS
1:09:16 > 1:09:18Where are you taking me?
1:09:35 > 1:09:39Good job, Diablo. Good job.
1:09:42 > 1:09:45You've been a lot of trouble, huh?
1:09:45 > 1:09:46I hope you're worth it.
1:09:46 > 1:09:49I need to call the owners. Get the dog in the van.
1:09:49 > 1:09:50Yes, sir. >
1:09:56 > 1:09:58Surprise! CRUNCH
1:09:58 > 1:09:59Aah!
1:09:59 > 1:10:01Don't mess with a Chihuahua!
1:10:01 > 1:10:04Aah! Ohh!
1:10:04 > 1:10:06Papi! What are you doing here?
1:10:06 > 1:10:10Rescuing you. Run!
1:10:10 > 1:10:11- Come on, Chloe. - OK.
1:10:13 > 1:10:14Go! Diablo, go!
1:10:14 > 1:10:15DIABLO BARKS
1:10:15 > 1:10:17Get that Chihuahua!
1:10:17 > 1:10:19Which one?
1:10:19 > 1:10:20The mean one!
1:10:20 > 1:10:21Papi! We're trapped!
1:10:21 > 1:10:23I will protect you, mi corazon.
1:10:23 > 1:10:24SHE WHIMPERS
1:10:24 > 1:10:26HE BARKS
1:10:26 > 1:10:27Oh!
1:10:27 > 1:10:28Aah!
1:10:28 > 1:10:29Hold on, Chloe!
1:10:29 > 1:10:31Come on, little brat.
1:10:31 > 1:10:33Aah!
1:10:35 > 1:10:38THEY BOTH GRUNT
1:10:38 > 1:10:39Ow! Ohh...
1:10:39 > 1:10:41my back. I need an aspirin.
1:10:41 > 1:10:42Doesn't that hurt?
1:10:42 > 1:10:43You see a tooth around?
1:10:43 > 1:10:45You two! What are you doing here?
1:10:45 > 1:10:47It's not what you think, man.
1:10:47 > 1:10:50Look, we're not trying to steal this collar.
1:10:50 > 1:10:51- Right(!) - Maybe we are.
1:10:51 > 1:10:53Look, what my partner's trying to say is,
1:10:53 > 1:10:56if you hurry, you can pick up her scent using this.
1:10:56 > 1:10:57Yeah.
1:10:57 > 1:10:59No, I can't.
1:10:59 > 1:11:00- What?! - What?!
1:11:00 > 1:11:02I make this noble gesture you're not even going to try?
1:11:02 > 1:11:06What's the point of having that big thing on the end of your face?
1:11:06 > 1:11:08HE SNIFFS I can't!
1:11:08 > 1:11:09She needs you, man.
1:11:09 > 1:11:11Don't you understand "can't"?!
1:11:11 > 1:11:13She needs you, man.
1:11:13 > 1:11:15You can do it. Smell.
1:11:16 > 1:11:17HE SNIFFS
1:11:17 > 1:11:19That's it.
1:11:19 > 1:11:20< You can do it, Delgado. Come on.
1:11:20 > 1:11:21INHALES DEEPLY
1:11:21 > 1:11:23Smell.
1:11:23 > 1:11:25I'm getting something.
1:11:25 > 1:11:27HE SNIFFS Pack rat.
1:11:27 > 1:11:29HE SNIFFS Old nachos.
1:11:29 > 1:11:30HE SNIFFS
1:11:31 > 1:11:34Chanel No. 5.
1:11:34 > 1:11:35He's got it!
1:11:35 > 1:11:37I have a Chihuahua to save.
1:11:37 > 1:11:39Hey!
1:11:39 > 1:11:40He's got my collar!
1:11:40 > 1:11:42Yeah, baby, he's got it.
1:11:42 > 1:11:45You did a good thing, Manuel. You know you did a good thing.
1:11:45 > 1:11:47MANUEL CHUCKLES Uh-huh. You're blushing.
1:11:47 > 1:11:48You're blushing. Oh, yeah.
1:11:48 > 1:11:51MEN SPEAK IN SPANISH
1:11:52 > 1:11:54That's Chloe's collar. >
1:11:54 > 1:11:57HE BARKS He wants to lead us to the Chihuahua.
1:11:57 > 1:11:59Let's go. Let's go. >
1:12:07 > 1:12:10Be careful. The whole structure is crumbling.
1:12:17 > 1:12:20Rafferty, there's no sign of the dog here.
1:12:20 > 1:12:22PAPI: Hey, tough guy, you're lucky I'm locked in here.
1:12:22 > 1:12:24Rafferty, come in.
1:12:24 > 1:12:27PAPI: You look confused.
1:12:27 > 1:12:30Hey, man, where you going, to find the rest of your tail?
1:12:30 > 1:12:31Rafferty, come in.
1:12:33 > 1:12:36HE SNIFFS I know you're here, chica.
1:12:36 > 1:12:38I can smell you.
1:12:38 > 1:12:39Rafferty, come in, come in.
1:12:42 > 1:12:43'Rafferty.'
1:12:43 > 1:12:45Sorry, you're breaking up, boss.
1:12:45 > 1:12:49DELGADO SQUEAKS
1:12:49 > 1:12:53I'm going to get you now, you little rat. Heh heh.
1:12:53 > 1:12:54DELGADO BARKS
1:12:54 > 1:12:56Hello. One down.
1:12:58 > 1:13:01Rafferty, what's going on? Talk to me. What's going on?
1:13:01 > 1:13:03Chloe, you're OK.
1:13:03 > 1:13:04Shh.
1:13:04 > 1:13:06Come in. I cannot hear you. Come on.
1:13:06 > 1:13:07SHE STRAINS
1:13:07 > 1:13:09Whoa. Who you been hanging around with?
1:13:09 > 1:13:11Diablo, let's get out...
1:13:11 > 1:13:12get them. Get them!
1:13:12 > 1:13:15Run! Follow me! PAPI: We can do it!
1:13:15 > 1:13:17Whoa! Uh, you heard the man.
1:13:17 > 1:13:19Come on, get me. Too slow, got to go!
1:13:19 > 1:13:21Ahh! HE GROWLS
1:13:21 > 1:13:22Uhh!
1:13:24 > 1:13:27Come here! Grr!
1:13:27 > 1:13:29You better watch out, dog.
1:13:29 > 1:13:32I'll beat you like a pinata! They don't call me Papi Loco for nothing!
1:13:32 > 1:13:34Come on, little rat.
1:13:34 > 1:13:36Come on!
1:13:36 > 1:13:37- Whoa! - Papi!
1:13:37 > 1:13:40Say goodbye to your corazon.
1:13:40 > 1:13:42No...mas.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44SHE SQUEAKS
1:13:44 > 1:13:46No mas. Squeak.
1:13:46 > 1:13:48- It's over. - Chloe!
1:13:48 > 1:13:49No...MAS!
1:13:49 > 1:13:51SHE ROARS
1:13:52 > 1:13:53Aah!
1:13:53 > 1:13:55Wow! That's my bark!
1:13:55 > 1:13:58SHE ROARS
1:13:58 > 1:14:00CLATTERING
1:14:06 > 1:14:08I barked!
1:14:08 > 1:14:10Ay, dios mio.
1:14:10 > 1:14:11I barked!
1:14:12 > 1:14:14DELGADO BARKS
1:14:14 > 1:14:16Argh!
1:14:16 > 1:14:19Two down. He's all yours, officer.
1:14:19 > 1:14:20Uhh! Aah!
1:14:20 > 1:14:21Senor Vasquez.
1:14:21 > 1:14:23Did you see that?
1:14:23 > 1:14:24Wow.
1:14:24 > 1:14:27I barked! Ay, mami! Nice set of pipes!
1:14:27 > 1:14:29DIABLO GROWLS Run!
1:14:29 > 1:14:32It's time to finish what I started.
1:14:32 > 1:14:34You don't scare me any more!
1:14:34 > 1:14:36Then why are you shaking?
1:14:36 > 1:14:37Because I am a Chihuahua!
1:14:37 > 1:14:39Diablo!
1:14:40 > 1:14:42Uhh! Ohh...
1:14:42 > 1:14:43Big mistake.
1:14:43 > 1:14:45Leave him alone!
1:14:45 > 1:14:47Whoa! Chloe, what are you doing?!
1:14:47 > 1:14:49You owe me a cashmere sweater. Hang on, Chloe!
1:14:49 > 1:14:52DELGADO: Kid, hang on! - How dare you!
1:14:52 > 1:14:53PAPI: Chloe, watch out!
1:14:53 > 1:14:56Arrghh!
1:14:57 > 1:15:00It's over, Diablo! It is over!
1:15:00 > 1:15:02You took everything from me.
1:15:02 > 1:15:05Now...we're even.
1:15:05 > 1:15:06DIABLO GULPS
1:15:06 > 1:15:08PAPI: Chloe?
1:15:08 > 1:15:09Mi corazon?
1:15:09 > 1:15:12GROWLING
1:15:15 > 1:15:17Kid?
1:15:17 > 1:15:20She's...gone.
1:15:21 > 1:15:24Wake up, mi corazon.
1:15:24 > 1:15:29It's me. Your Papi.
1:15:29 > 1:15:31Speak to me.
1:15:31 > 1:15:34Fill my ears with your beautiful voice.
1:15:35 > 1:15:39Without you, the sun will have no warmth...
1:15:39 > 1:15:41the flowers, no beauty.
1:15:42 > 1:15:46Chloe, my tail will have no wag.
1:15:47 > 1:15:50Come back to Beverly Hills with me,
1:15:50 > 1:15:53and I will tend your garden forever.
1:15:53 > 1:15:57Your love is the rain that falls upon my earth.
1:15:57 > 1:15:58Oh...
1:15:58 > 1:16:01Don't stop now. It's just getting good.
1:16:01 > 1:16:03Ay Chihuahua!
1:16:03 > 1:16:06Papi, that was beautiful.
1:16:06 > 1:16:09Chloe, you're back. You're back!
1:16:09 > 1:16:10RACHEL: Chloe?
1:16:10 > 1:16:11She's back!
1:16:12 > 1:16:14Chloe, you're OK.
1:16:14 > 1:16:18Chloe, where have you been?
1:16:18 > 1:16:19CHLOE BARKS
1:16:19 > 1:16:22Rachel, you missed all the fun.
1:16:22 > 1:16:24THEY ALL LAUGH
1:16:24 > 1:16:27Oh, you are one tough Chihuahua.
1:16:27 > 1:16:30Tiny...but mighty.
1:16:30 > 1:16:32RACHEL: Hi, Chloe.
1:16:32 > 1:16:33Hey.
1:16:34 > 1:16:36Hi. Hi.
1:16:36 > 1:16:37CHLOE BARKS
1:16:42 > 1:16:44SIREN BLARES
1:16:52 > 1:16:54Argh!
1:16:54 > 1:16:58So you're the...guard dog.
1:16:58 > 1:17:01No, man. I'm a landscaper.
1:17:01 > 1:17:02SHE CHUCKLES Oops.
1:17:02 > 1:17:06Right. Well, adios, kid.
1:17:06 > 1:17:08Oh, er, Delgado?
1:17:08 > 1:17:13You know, Vivian could still use a guard dog.
1:17:13 > 1:17:14Thanks for the offer,
1:17:14 > 1:17:17but someone has to go after El Diablo.
1:17:17 > 1:17:19Besides, princesa,
1:17:19 > 1:17:21I think you can take care of things yourself now.
1:17:21 > 1:17:24I'll miss you.
1:17:24 > 1:17:26Yeah, I'll miss you, too, kid.
1:17:26 > 1:17:29But this isn't goodbye.
1:17:29 > 1:17:31I'm sure we'll be seeing each other again. >
1:17:33 > 1:17:35HE SIGHS
1:17:37 > 1:17:40Don't turn around. Don't turn around.
1:17:43 > 1:17:46Maybe you could use a little extra help on the force.
1:17:48 > 1:17:50Where do you think you are going, officer?
1:18:03 > 1:18:05Ready to get back on the job?
1:18:05 > 1:18:07HE BARKS
1:18:07 > 1:18:08Officer!
1:18:08 > 1:18:11THEY BOTH BARK
1:18:11 > 1:18:13HE LAUGHS
1:18:13 > 1:18:16Yeah. Good boy. Good boy.
1:18:17 > 1:18:20HE BARKS
1:18:20 > 1:18:22SHE BARKS Chloe! Papi!
1:18:22 > 1:18:24Let's go home.
1:18:24 > 1:18:26We got to get home before Aunt Viv does.
1:18:26 > 1:18:28THEY BARK
1:18:28 > 1:18:30Hey, hey, come here.
1:18:30 > 1:18:32Goodbye, my friends.
1:18:34 > 1:18:35Adios, amigo.
1:18:35 > 1:18:37DELGADO: Adios, kid.
1:18:37 > 1:18:41Muchas gracias, Delgado.
1:18:41 > 1:18:43Thank you, Chloe.
1:18:43 > 1:18:46I've never had a friend like you.
1:18:50 > 1:18:53Great, she's not home yet. She'll be here any minute.
1:18:55 > 1:18:57Can you get the bags?
1:18:57 > 1:18:58Yeah, I'll get the bags.
1:18:58 > 1:18:59I'll put her in the tub.
1:18:59 > 1:19:02- Go, go, go. - Hurry up! Hurry up!
1:19:02 > 1:19:05Come, Papi. We're going to make it.
1:19:05 > 1:19:06Uh-oh. Think fast, amigo.
1:19:12 > 1:19:15Hey! Hi! How are you? Welcome.
1:19:15 > 1:19:19Well, what a surprise! Hello.
1:19:19 > 1:19:21I took photographs of the most wonderful gardens.
1:19:21 > 1:19:22You won't believe it.
1:19:22 > 1:19:24But first I want to go see my Chloe.
1:19:24 > 1:19:27Actually, I need you to see something.
1:19:27 > 1:19:30- That's the best you can do? - I did something you'll love.
1:19:30 > 1:19:33- Hey, should I bite her leg? - By the way, you look exhausted.
1:19:33 > 1:19:35You've been working too hard.
1:19:35 > 1:19:37Chloe?
1:19:38 > 1:19:41Chloe? Sam, could you put my bags over there, please?
1:19:41 > 1:19:44- Yes. - Chloe!
1:19:44 > 1:19:46Rachel? Hi, Aunt Viv.
1:19:46 > 1:19:48Hi.
1:19:48 > 1:19:49- Hi. - Hi.
1:19:51 > 1:19:54Your... your hair is all wet.
1:19:54 > 1:19:55I was in the bath.
1:19:55 > 1:19:58Oh! Where's my Chloe?
1:19:58 > 1:20:00There she is.
1:20:00 > 1:20:01Hi, sweetheart. >
1:20:01 > 1:20:02SHE BARKS
1:20:02 > 1:20:05Hi. Come here.
1:20:05 > 1:20:06< Hi, sweetheart!
1:20:07 > 1:20:11Oh, my baby girl. My sweet angel.
1:20:11 > 1:20:13I missed you so much. I did.
1:20:13 > 1:20:14Yes, I did.
1:20:14 > 1:20:16Mmm. What's that smell?
1:20:16 > 1:20:17What's that...?
1:20:17 > 1:20:20< It's sort of, er...
1:20:20 > 1:20:22urban and...
1:20:22 > 1:20:23kind of earthy.
1:20:24 > 1:20:26And it's fabulous.
1:20:26 > 1:20:28That's Mexico No. 5.
1:20:30 > 1:20:34CHLOE: I can't believe I'm running over a pond in my best dress.
1:20:34 > 1:20:38So does this mean you're no longer a prissy Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
1:20:38 > 1:20:40Beverly Hills? Si.
1:20:40 > 1:20:41Prissy?
1:20:41 > 1:20:42No mas.
1:20:42 > 1:20:43Heh heh heh.
1:20:43 > 1:20:47How do you say, "What are you doing on Friday night" in Spanish?
1:20:47 > 1:20:50Que vas hacer el viernes por la noche?
1:20:50 > 1:20:53Que vas hacer el viernes por la noche?
1:20:53 > 1:20:57Me? Nothing. And you?
1:20:57 > 1:20:59Nada.
1:20:59 > 1:21:01Bueno. Let's...
1:21:01 > 1:21:07After the way I treated you, I can't believe you came after me.
1:21:07 > 1:21:08How could I not?
1:21:09 > 1:21:13Papi...tu eres mi corazon.
1:21:14 > 1:21:16I think I'm...
1:21:16 > 1:21:17going to cry.
1:21:17 > 1:21:19HE SNIFFS
1:21:21 > 1:21:24Oh, Chloe!
1:21:24 > 1:21:25Heh heh heh.
1:21:25 > 1:21:27Papi likes.
1:21:30 > 1:21:33# Chihuahua
1:21:33 > 1:21:34# Chihuahua! #
1:21:34 > 1:21:37PAPI: 'In case you were wondering, Delgado received the medal of honour
1:21:37 > 1:21:40'for capturing his archnemesis, El Diablo.
1:21:40 > 1:21:42'Shortly after entering the pound,
1:21:42 > 1:21:45'El Diablo was adopted by a rich lady
1:21:45 > 1:21:48'with a passion for fashion.
1:21:48 > 1:21:51'Rafa became the official spokesdog
1:21:51 > 1:21:53'for Minty Mutt.
1:21:57 > 1:22:00'Bimini, Sebastian, and Delta landed a dream spot
1:22:00 > 1:22:04'on TV's hottest new reality show, So You Think You Can Prance?
1:22:04 > 1:22:05'Hey!
1:22:05 > 1:22:08'Chico and Manuel stowed away to Beverly Hills,
1:22:08 > 1:22:12where they quickly learned a new English word...
1:22:12 > 1:22:14' "bling."
1:22:14 > 1:22:17'This was Chloe and me on our first date.
1:22:17 > 1:22:21'And who knows? Maybe there are a few taquitos in our future.
1:22:21 > 1:22:24'Let's just say mi corazon puts the "wow" in...'
1:22:24 > 1:22:25# Chihuahua!
1:22:25 > 1:22:28# We're kickin' it for dogs, yo, and we ain't playin'
1:22:28 > 1:22:30# Don't you walk in our direction That's all I'm sayin'
1:22:30 > 1:22:33# We're tiny but mighty, we're number one
1:22:33 > 1:22:35# We're the real hot dogs, yo, hold the bun
1:22:39 > 1:22:40# What can make you move?
1:22:40 > 1:22:41# Chihuahua
1:22:41 > 1:22:43# Can you feel the groove?
1:22:43 > 1:22:44# Chihuahua
1:22:44 > 1:22:45# What can make you dance?
1:22:45 > 1:22:46# Chihuahua
1:22:46 > 1:22:48# Ohh, Chihuahua
1:22:48 > 1:22:49# Chihuahua
1:22:49 > 1:22:50# What can make you slide?
1:22:50 > 1:22:51# Chihuahua
1:22:51 > 1:22:52# Can you feel the bite?
1:22:52 > 1:22:53# Chihuahua
1:22:53 > 1:22:55# What can make you dance?
1:22:55 > 1:22:56# Chihuahua
1:22:56 > 1:22:57# Ohh, Chihuahua
1:22:58 > 1:23:00# Chihuahua! #
1:23:00 > 1:23:04MUSIC: "Llama (Chloe's Theme)" by Heitor Pereira
1:23:36 > 1:23:39Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
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