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0:00:31 > 0:00:34Hey, slow down!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- THUNDER - Whoa! That is not cool!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Thank you for coming tonight, Darwin.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58This room is secure so we can speak freely.

0:00:58 > 0:01:03- Why the secrecy?- Because the Feds are coming tomorrow... to shut us down.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Shut us down?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Without even giving us a chance? - Yes.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14And there's only one way we can save this department,

0:01:14 > 0:01:16and that's prove ourselves, in the field.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Our target is Leonard Saber.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33As you know, he is a former arms dealer

0:01:33 > 0:01:35and current CEO of Saberling Industries.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40The Bureau's intel shows Saber has developed a new microchip

0:01:40 > 0:01:43with possible military applications.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46They suspect he has sold his technology to the Far East

0:01:46 > 0:01:49under the code name... Clusterstorm.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Darwin, we need to find out how Saber plans to use this technology.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Your mission is to download the Clusterstorm files

0:01:56 > 0:01:59from Saber's personal computer located in his library, right here.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Ben, we're going to get you that evidence.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10We'll prove, once and for all, what we can do.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12We'll give 'em no choice.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- They'll have to keep the programme and make us Special Agents.- Look...

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I believe in you, but if we fail,

0:02:18 > 0:02:21we blow a case they've been trying to crack for two years.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Hey, I'm nine inches tall. I only see the upside.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41BUG MUTTERS

0:02:53 > 0:02:55FLY SNARLS

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Tick-tock, we're on the clock. Speckles, do you copy?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Ten-four. I read you, Darwin. Five-by-five.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12All communication systems are online.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- KEYBOARD RATTLES - Status report.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24I have a visual on Saber. He's wearing a 6,000 suit,

0:03:24 > 0:03:29a 50,000 watch, and, according to my infrared, Hanes size Tighty-Whiteys.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Saber's about to start his speech. Remember, the clock is ticking.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36'Blaster, Juarez, what's your twenty?'

0:03:36 > 0:03:39'Juarez here. Approaching first objective.'

0:03:39 > 0:03:42'Ten seconds ahead of schedule. Blaster is a little hyped-up.'

0:03:42 > 0:03:45'Of course I am! This is what I live for!'

0:03:45 > 0:03:48'Time to get this party started.'

0:03:53 > 0:03:55OK, we're clear.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58'Darwin, you're behind schedule. You all right?'

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- First mission jitters, I guess. - Do you want to abort?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04No, no, it's OK. I've been trained to do this.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08I'd follow you into a snarling pack of Dobermans! CHUCKLES

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Oh, wait, I already have. Now, get your fuzzy hind end moving.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15There's a civilian passing through the perimeter.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19What are you looking at? Move along, pal.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Hoo... Don't worry. I just spotted my way in.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Whoa!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Juarez...

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Blaster, don't drop a pellet. - Too late.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56GROANS

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Whoo! I'm cool.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Speckles to Mooch. Getting no visual.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03'Over.'

0:05:08 > 0:05:10BUG MUTTERS

0:05:10 > 0:05:14The fly is in the ointment. Darwin, do you copy?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Ah! Holy foxes.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- 'What's your twenty?' - I'm in the morgue.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26WHIRRING

0:05:32 > 0:05:34HUMS

0:05:34 > 0:05:38# Don't you wish Your blowtorch was hot like mine? #

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Good thing I took shop.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Welcome to my home.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53I want you to know how grateful I am to you all for once again making us

0:05:53 > 0:05:56the number-one consumer electronics brand in the world!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yeah, yeah.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03These things are so popular, I can't get one!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07'Mooch, focus. Come on, honey.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10'You're not here for the sweets. Get back on mission.'

0:06:10 > 0:06:13For years, we've been putting a secret...

0:06:13 > 0:06:17into the heart of every member of the Saberling family,

0:06:17 > 0:06:23be it the cryogenic refrigerator or the new microwave-heated coffeemaker.

0:06:23 > 0:06:28A secret which is at the core of any successful family, communication.

0:06:34 > 0:06:40- Hey, Juarez. Race you to the top! - OK. On your mark, get set, go!

0:06:40 > 0:06:41That's cold.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Darwin, the table's set. You are clear to infiltrate Saber's study.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47OK, I'm in.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Clearing exfil route.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Hey, it worked! - Of course it worked.

0:06:57 > 0:07:02Nothing happens in this house that I don't know about. Trust me.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06In 48 hours, when I press this button,

0:07:06 > 0:07:10it will activate a wireless system we call 'Saber Sense'

0:07:10 > 0:07:13which will awaken the chips already in the logic boards

0:07:13 > 0:07:15of all Saberling appliances,

0:07:15 > 0:07:19allowing this coffee machine to know how much coffee's been used,

0:07:19 > 0:07:23communicate with your home computer, and add coffee to your shopping list.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Now, in addition, Saber Sense will link

0:07:29 > 0:07:33every old and new Saberling appliance in existence,

0:07:33 > 0:07:38and create one big family! And nothing will be the same.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45PANTS: Why did they put the 'Q' so far away from the 'O'?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- OK, I'm in. - Roger. I'm tracking it.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54So, what about it, Juarez? You and me, I mean, you know...?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Sorry, Blaster. You know I've got my eye on someone else.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01- No. In fact, I didn't know. Who? - Darwin.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Why Darwin?- Because he's so... so not interested in me.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- 'Copy that, Juarez.' - Oh, shoot!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10'Keep the com line clear.'

0:08:13 > 0:08:15OK, Speckles, I think I found it.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- 'Thank you and good night.' - Saber wrapped his speech.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Mooch, give me an eyeball.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- 'I'm going upstairs for a drink.' - Darwin, Saber's heading up.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30ETA - about 50 seconds.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Copy that. I'm into the Clusterstorm file.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Speckles, are you seeing this? - I see it.

0:08:38 > 0:08:43This isn't about selling weapons. It's about global extermination.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I'm downloading now.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Whoa! What just happened? - Encryption. Hands off the keys.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- I'm setting up a worm to decipher. - You have to stop Saber.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56'Execute Delay-Strategy-B.'

0:09:11 > 0:09:14I'm back in. Commencing download.

0:09:14 > 0:09:20- Speckles, you're a genius! - I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Switching to wireless download.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Come on... Come on.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45'Darwin. Get out of there now!'

0:09:45 > 0:09:49I can't. The chimney will block the signal. Come on, baby, come on.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- If he doesn't make it, are you free Thursday night?- He'll make it.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57SHIVERS

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- 'OK, drop the line.' - Here we go.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11SNIFFS

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Whoa! Now, Blaster!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Whoa!

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Agh!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- THUD! - Ooh! Ouch!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Darwin! Your butt's on fire!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Stop, drop and roll!

0:10:33 > 0:10:38- We got it. Speckles, exfil. - Way ahead of you.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41I'll be waiting at the entrance of the... Whoa! Oh, no!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Oh, my God!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46'Large canine at exfil.'

0:10:46 > 0:10:49No escape. Repeat, no escape.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Hang on, Speckles. We leave no rodent behind.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yippee!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- I'm going after the dog! - Wait, Blaster! Think it through!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03There's no time for thinking.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Juarez, Blaster's going to need backup.- Got it.- I'll rescue Speckles.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Hey, meathead!

0:11:12 > 0:11:17Oh, did you see that? Whoa! Whoa! Argh!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19DOG BARKS

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Let's go, old buddy.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Whoa!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Mayday! Mayday! - Heads up, boys!

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Hyah! - Yeah, Juarez! You get him, girl!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35We're out of here! DOG BARKS

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Something spooked the dog. Let's check it out.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40'Blaster, Juarez, exfil.'

0:11:40 > 0:11:44By the way, in case you missed it, I just saved your fuzzy behind.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- We should celebrate over dinner. - Hang on, we're going off-road.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Oh... Ow!

0:11:52 > 0:11:53- Whoa! - Whoa!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Gas!

0:11:59 > 0:12:02COUGHING

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Whoo! OK. We're clear.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13That was a little heavy on the smoke, Ben.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Yo, Juarez, did you catch the little leg twitch at the end of my "death"?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Ah! That was acting, baby. I was feeling it!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Amazing(!) Tell me you are not part-possum.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29You can laugh now but some of those people back there were crying.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31It was like the end of Old Yeller.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35Mooch! You made it. Good. How'd it go in there, guys?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38The game's over for Saber. It's all there. Clusterstorm, everything.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Our training finally paid off.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43I knew you could do this. This is great.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- G-Force! - G-Force?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49I figured we need a name. Like Green Berets or Navy SEALs.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Come on, G-Force!

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Um, no. - The pose is cute.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Is everything ready? - Yeah, it's getting there.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Good. Feds won't be able to shut us down with this evidence.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Does this make me look fatter? - No. I think you look nice.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- How much longer, Speckles? - Just a few more touches

0:13:12 > 0:13:16to decode Saber's crypto-system. To access the data on Darwin's PDA,

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- I have to factor a univariate polynomial over a finite field.- OK.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24Do I look fat in this? I haven't worn a jacket since the prom.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28You look very... sharp.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31MUSIC: "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga

0:13:31 > 0:13:35Whoo! Oh, yeah! Huh! Huh!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37'Because he's so not interested.'

0:13:37 > 0:13:39What does that mean?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42'Men are like government bonds.'

0:13:42 > 0:13:45'They take way too long to mature.'

0:13:45 > 0:13:48'But if you're a woman trying to make it in a man's world,

0:13:48 > 0:13:52you have to learn to think like they do and keep them guessing.'

0:13:52 > 0:13:54KNOCK ON DOOR Candygram!

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Juarez?

0:13:58 > 0:14:01I heard over the wire that you're interested.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05- I'm not interested. - That's not what you told Blaster.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Don't you get it? I want him interested in me.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11And he'll only be interested if he thinks I'm not.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13But you ARE interested?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Of course. - But not in me.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18No, no, no. Because you know you could have me,

0:14:18 > 0:14:20which makes you not interested,

0:14:20 > 0:14:24and that means I wouldn't be interested in you even if I were.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31OK, everybody, they're here.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35G-Force, in your positions. It's show time.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Hello. Director Killian?

0:14:41 > 0:14:45I'm Ben. Congratulations on becoming the new Task Force Director.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- That's neat. - Let's save the chitchat.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Time is money.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53OK... Many people don't know that since the Civil War

0:14:53 > 0:14:56animals have been used to gather strategic intelligence.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Our work develops communication between humans and animals.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04These cockroaches right here have been trained to carry micro-cameras

0:15:04 > 0:15:07into surveillance zones, which is, I think, really kind of neat.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11Congratulations(!) Dr Kendall, you're saying that Homeland Security

0:15:11 > 0:15:15is financing a roach motel?

0:15:17 > 0:15:19This is a rodent.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23Guinea pig, sir. Don't say that. They get highly offended.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26You know their DNA is 98.7 percent identical to humans, right?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28No. How would I know that?

0:15:28 > 0:15:33So you'll notice the extremely developed sense of motor skills.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36That's because their brains have close to a billion neurons,

0:15:36 > 0:15:40and a trillion synapses - a thousand times stronger than a supercomputer.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- It gives them exceptional eye-hand reflexes.- A video game?

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Yeah. And there's something over here... OK, we'll go over here.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50You're really going to be amazed by this.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51It's a language decoder.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56It enables animals to talk to humans.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Without it, they sound like normal animals. Go ahead, take a look.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04You're Doctor Dolittle(!) You talk to animals.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Talking to animals is the easy part.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Getting them to talk back is the hard part. Darwin! Juarez! Blaster!

0:16:10 > 0:16:16- So these guys are Special Agents? - Yeah, just like we're going to be.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Hey, how you doing? - Whoa. That's impossible.

0:16:19 > 0:16:24No, finding something that fits me off the rack, that's impossible.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28Think that's something? Speckles has been decrypting the file.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Who's Speckles? - Our mole.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Star-nosed breed. Blind as a bat.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34IQ off the charts. He's lucky I found him.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- His family was exterminated. - We're ready.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41Last night, G-Force got intelligence regarding Project Clusterstorm.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- You ran a mission without my authorisation?- Yes.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- We went to Saber's mansion... - You broke into Saber's house?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51We accomplished in one night what you guys couldn't do in two years.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53And without a warrant. Holla!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Blaster, cool it.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02I knew we were up for review and I wanted to show you what we could do.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Show me. What'd you get? - Speckles, you're on.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Darwin's PDA contains classified... - Just open it!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13What is it?

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- A cappuccino machine? - What? That's not right.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23I downloaded the Clusterstorm file, not plans for a coffee machine!

0:17:23 > 0:17:27- Right computer, wrong file. - Darwin, what happened?

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Specks, show them the Clusterstorm file.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32This is all we have. I'm sorry.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36No, that's not it! It's about global extermination. I saw it.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40That's it, Kendall. Outside... now.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50What a surprise, the guinea pig mission didn't work out.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- I'm shutting you down. - You can't do this.- Yeah, I can.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55You performed an unauthorised infil,

0:17:55 > 0:17:58compromised a two-year undercover FBI operation,

0:17:58 > 0:18:02and came out with the crucial intel that Saber, and stand by for this,

0:18:02 > 0:18:04makes coffee machines.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- This means we're in big trouble now. - Shh! SHE SPEAKS IN SPANISH

0:18:09 > 0:18:11You have to admit, I've done some amazing things

0:18:11 > 0:18:15- as far as animal intelligence goes. - Thanks to you, those rodents speak.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18But sadly that means they're now capable

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- of exposing the derelict activities committed on my watch.- But I...- No!

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I'm not going to take the heat for this, Kendall.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27I'm not going down in Washington as the crazy gopher guy.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30'Dr Kendall's coming with me. Cage anything that moves.'

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Cage? Oh, no!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- What about my team here? - Here's an idea...

0:18:35 > 0:18:38'They're guinea pigs, so we'll we use them as such!'

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Oh, no. - Uh-uh.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Guys, we've got company.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47We've got to get out of here. The document capsules. Let's move.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Vamos. - Leave the gear behind.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52We're going native! Lock and load! I always wanted to say that.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Let's go.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Sorry, Speckles - talking animal, dead giveaway.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Not my glasses. - In you go. Let's go.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03No. No.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's OK. I'll be right behind you. Now, Marcie.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Good luck, team.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I love my job! Yee-hah!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Ha-ha!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20No! No!

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Marcie, you tell Ben the Clusterstorm file is on that PDA.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- And you tell him this isn't over. - OK.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29What we have here is your classic case...

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- I'll distract them. - ..of over-spending.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Bye, guys. Have fun in the lab. - Hey, hey!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Would you put that down, please? - Put it down.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41It's not working. Come on. Come on.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- It's empty. - Stealth hamsters.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50A special fur coating. Light bends around them, renders them invisible.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53That is ridiculous.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55We did see hamsters talk.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Now, let me see now... - Step aside.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01What are you doing? Why are you letting them out?

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Oh, my God! They're everywhere! Be careful not to step on them.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Whoa!

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- What was that? - What was what?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16There's no such thing as a stealth hamster.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Be cool if there were, though.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Juarez, what's the situation?

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- FBI. - They got the whole lab surrounded.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- I'll need to inspect your goods. - Let's go.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Yeah, bags of Falfa Cravins. Yes, I know.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47- We can hide in here. Go, go, go! - No, not the cage!

0:20:47 > 0:20:50This facility's closed. Get this delivery truck out of here.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53- I don't do cages! - Speckles, let go!

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Great. Now we are locked in.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02GASPS

0:21:06 > 0:21:09What do you think? Is this the frying pan or the fire?

0:21:09 > 0:21:13Let's all agree right now, none of this goes on our resume.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15PHONE RINGS

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- This is Killian. - We're locking the building down,

0:21:18 > 0:21:20but the animals have all bolted.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22If those animals bolted, then, I got a problem.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26I want them all back, dead or alive, zero exposure.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Three guinea pigs and a mole. Got it?- 'Yes, sir.'

0:21:40 > 0:21:42I've never seen such fat animals in my life!

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Don't they have a gym around here? A Jamba Juice or something?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Lay off the nuggets, man!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52All right, my furry little friends. Welcome to your new home.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Good luck getting out.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- G-Force! - Why did you just do that?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I thought it might cheer us up.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06You can't just blurt it out anytime. It ruins the effect.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Guys, guys. Cool it. The world's at stake.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13- We got to get out of here.- The Feds want to turn us into guinea pigs,

0:22:13 > 0:22:17- they'll never take us seriously. - Well, we did get the wrong file.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21No, I downloaded the right file, and we're going to prove it,

0:22:21 > 0:22:23- as soon as we find a way out of here. - Well, let's ask that guy.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25He looks cute and friendly.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Excuse me, my incarcerated little friend,

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- may I ask you a question? - Don't move!

0:22:30 > 0:22:34All I'm saying is, know your place, behind this line.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- That's all I'm saying. - Is he talking to us?

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Someone order a knuckle sandwich? Cos I'm about to make a delivery!

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Wow. You talk a lot of smack for a little guy, buddy.- "Buddy?" No.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48It's "Bucky". And if you want to stay alive, do not cross that line!

0:22:48 > 0:22:53- GROANING - MICE: Take cover!

0:22:53 > 0:22:54BREAKING WIND

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Ew! The horror! The horror!

0:22:58 > 0:23:01I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Don't pay attention to him. He's quarter ferret.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06I have no ferret in me, Hurley! That has never been proven.

0:23:06 > 0:23:11- Why are you marked down?- I'm on sale! Everyone's on sale eventually.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15This'll come as no surprise but he grew up in the psych ward at UCLA.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Mice are on sale. Everybody's on sale.- Enough with the line already.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- We agreed this was my zone. We all agreed that, right?- ALL: Right!

0:23:21 > 0:23:26- The mice will agree to anything. You are all idiots, right?- ALL: Right!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Oh, yeah? Fine!

0:23:29 > 0:23:33- Yeah, he's very sensitive. - Not a ferret!

0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Welcome, my friends, to the family. - Um, where is the bathroom?

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Well, for me, this morning,

0:23:39 > 0:23:43- the sports page, which is pretty much where you're standing.- Nasty!

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Don't worry. They put down newspaper every day, there's plenty to read.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Hey, hey, hey. We don't have time for this.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53- Locate escape options. - OK, here we go. Stand back!

0:23:53 > 0:23:56I'm going to break the glass!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I wouldn't do that if I were you!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02This might be a good time for a nap.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06The truth is my grandmother met a ferret at the San Diego petting zoo,

0:24:06 > 0:24:08but nothing happened. They simply dated.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10My papers say hamster, end of story.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Now stop looking at the line! - Please, let me pull his tongue out.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Negative. Nobody touches the ferret. - I am not a ferret!

0:24:20 > 0:24:24Let's check that lock. G-Force, Delta formation.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26MUSIC: "I Got A Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas

0:24:34 > 0:24:37- You guys from the circus or something?- ALL: Yippee! The circus!

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- I hate the circus! - No, we're not from the circus.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43We're specially-bred, genetically-altered, highly-trained

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- secret agents. - Known as G-Force!

0:24:45 > 0:24:49I get it. You guys are transfers from the Hollywood store.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Darwin, it's locked.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53We need another way out.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59Mooch! Go find Ben and report our location.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01The Clusterstorm launch is in...

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- 29 hours. - Wait. Who's Mooch?

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- The fly. - Oh, man. Talking to the flies!

0:25:06 > 0:25:09And I thought the ferret was crazy.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Yahoo!

0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- What happened in there?- Well, I told them we shouldn't be shut down.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Then I got to the bit where I talk to guinea pigs,

0:25:37 > 0:25:41- and that's where I lost 'em. - Darwin told me, before he left,

0:25:41 > 0:25:43- he did download the file. - Where is the PDA?

0:25:43 > 0:25:47- It's still back at the warehouse. - Well, we gotta go get it.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Security's probably crawling all over the place.- I've got an idea.

0:25:50 > 0:25:56- And G-Force?- They're professional. They're probably halfway back.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Now, Hurley!

0:25:58 > 0:25:59BREAKING WIND

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Blaster, why don't you leave the tactics to me?

0:26:03 > 0:26:09- OK. No problem. - So, Farty, how do you get adopted?

0:26:09 > 0:26:12It's pretty simple. Act cute, kid picks you out, takes you home,

0:26:12 > 0:26:15and bingo, you're part of the family.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Except that, well, they never pick me.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19- BELL - ALL: Incoming!

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Huddle up. OK, bring it in.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28First, we get adopted. Then we escape.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Ben's house is the rendezvous point. Now, go act cute.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34SNORTS: Who's acting?

0:26:34 > 0:26:38Check it out, I'm chasing my butt. How cute is that?

0:26:38 > 0:26:43- Come on, Specks. You, too. Act cute. - I don't have that kind of range.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Ew. Grandpa, what is that?

0:26:47 > 0:26:50That's a hideous crime against nature, I'd say.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54- Huh. I'm out of here.- What can I help you with, young lady?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56I want a hamster.

0:26:56 > 0:27:01Yes! Yes! I am out, baby! Finally, the recognition I deserve.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05- Her. With the big cheeks. - Huh? What?!

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- I could put bows in her hair. - What?!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I'm the hamster. They're guinea pigs!

0:27:10 > 0:27:16- Whoa, whoa! Watch the hands, buddy. - One oversized hamster. There you go.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19You try to put a bow on me, you're going to lose a finger.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22That little girl has no idea what she's in for!

0:27:22 > 0:27:27I'm going to put nail polish and lipstick on her and a dress.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29A dress? You're going to lose your whole hand.

0:27:29 > 0:27:34- Juarez, remember...- Maintain my cover until I have a chance to escape!

0:27:34 > 0:27:37What about that little fur ball? He looks like he's full of life.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41- No, no. Give me the fat one. - I'm not fat. I'm fluffy.

0:27:41 > 0:27:45Even if you forget to feed this guy every now and then,

0:27:45 > 0:27:47it wouldn't bother him. He's plump.

0:27:47 > 0:27:53- That's probably a good thing. - Oh, mama! This is it. This is it!

0:27:53 > 0:27:57- What do these fellas eat? - I'll show you.- Come on, Penny.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01See you on the outside! Hey, guys, I can see my future!

0:28:01 > 0:28:04It's all cakes and cuddles!

0:28:06 > 0:28:09I think he's going to throw him in with the snake.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Huh? Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Oh!

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Wah!

0:28:17 > 0:28:20ALL: Whee!

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Make way. Hamster coming through.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29SIGHS / GASPS

0:28:32 > 0:28:33PANTS

0:28:33 > 0:28:37You're lucky I'm not in there, snake boy,

0:28:37 > 0:28:39because it would've been lights out for you!

0:28:39 > 0:28:42I would've hit you so hard you would have shed yourself.

0:28:42 > 0:28:46Then I would have turned you into a nice pair of snakeskin boots!

0:28:46 > 0:28:49That kid's a monster. He just lifted him up and... whoa!

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- Come on, kid! - Blaster, do something.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56- What do you suggest?- (ALL) Poop in his hand! Poop in his hand!

0:28:56 > 0:29:00- Hey, Grandpa, I changed my mind. - Oh, no, no, not upside down.

0:29:00 > 0:29:01Hold him like this.

0:29:01 > 0:29:05- Where did... Where did the chubby one go?- I don't know.

0:29:06 > 0:29:10All right, Specks, we have to think of a way out of here.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12There you are...

0:29:14 > 0:29:18I knew you were trouble. I can see it in your eyes.

0:29:18 > 0:29:22At 0920 local time, Saber initiated a call to the usual recipient,

0:29:22 > 0:29:25Mr Yanshu, in Beijing, saying the launch was on track

0:29:25 > 0:29:28for Project Clusterstorm. Since then, nothing.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Our FISA tap just isn't cutting it. - Sir, with respect,

0:29:31 > 0:29:35- if you were to authorise a search warrant...- On what grounds?

0:29:35 > 0:29:38I can't authorise a search warrant without probable cause.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41- He's in the defence supply industry, he can cover his tracks.- Sir...

0:29:41 > 0:29:45Just give me cause, and I can authorise. Keep listening.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48- We are listening, sir. - Son, listen harder.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Careful. Ow!

0:29:55 > 0:29:58- Come here. - No, por favor.

0:29:58 > 0:30:02No, not pink. And it stinks!

0:30:02 > 0:30:04This has to be against the Geneva Convention.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09Where is Blaster? We have to get out of here.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11I think you need lipstick, too.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15- Yuck! - A tiara!

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Enough already. This is the tenth outfit.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Don't you look pretty?

0:30:20 > 0:30:25Oh, my gosh... I look like Paris Hilton's Chihuahua.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31Let me do this, Specks. I'll come back and get you.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Relax. They told me one of the mice died last week

0:30:34 > 0:30:37and was buried in the backyard. Once I'm in the ground,

0:30:37 > 0:30:39I can tunnel to freedom and rescue you.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44Terrell! Oh, man...

0:30:49 > 0:30:51- Terrell! - Mamacita, relax.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53SHE SPEAKS IN SPANISH

0:30:53 > 0:30:55It's dead.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00- Yeah, you're right, it is. - Do something.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Wow. This woman's really abrasive.

0:31:02 > 0:31:07You get it out of here before it starts to smell up my shop. Hurry.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10- Just run take it out back right now. - I am. It's squishy.

0:31:12 > 0:31:16Hey! Trash truck. Let's just get it on out of here pronto.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19That's not the plan. No, no, no. Speckles, no!

0:31:19 > 0:31:23Hold it. Good luck, rest in peace, and all that.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25Ah! Oh, no!

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Oh!

0:31:29 > 0:31:31No, no, no...

0:31:36 > 0:31:39- Is this OK? - Yeah, this is good.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42OK, Harry.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47You know what to do.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02- She was way cuter. - Definitely.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07CHIRPS

0:32:19 > 0:32:20Argh!

0:32:30 > 0:32:31OK, he's got it. He's got the PDA.

0:32:39 > 0:32:43- OK, I got him. I got him. - Let's go. Just stay calm, OK?- OK.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Look on the bright side - at least you haven't been marked down yet.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51- What's that on your butt? - Birthmark.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Never seen a birthmark?

0:32:53 > 0:32:56I have seen THAT birthmark. I got the same one.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Don't point that at me! It may go off.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01Seriously, just look at my butt. You see?

0:33:01 > 0:33:03You see? We must be related.

0:33:03 > 0:33:07No. I am a genetically-engineered super spy.

0:33:07 > 0:33:11Ben spent years training us. We do things that people only dream of.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14That's what they want you to think. So you'll do tricks for them.

0:33:14 > 0:33:19But you are a common, everyday pet shop guinea pig like me.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21We must have been separated at birth.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24But fate has brought us back together, my brother.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27- Don't say that.- I have a brother. - Don't say that word.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31I have a brother! Come here, brother!

0:33:31 > 0:33:34My brother doesn't like hugs - I'm good with that.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36I am not your brother.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Listen. Darwin, I'm not going to dress it up, OK?

0:33:39 > 0:33:43I sit here every day hoping to get adopted, to find family.

0:33:43 > 0:33:47And now, because of you, family has found me.

0:33:47 > 0:33:51Hurley, there is no way that we are related,

0:33:51 > 0:33:54so just get that through your head, OK?

0:33:59 > 0:34:01OK. Here we go.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Darwin was right. The file WAS marked 'Clusterstorm'.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10- Can you open this? - I don't know.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14OK, well, we've already seen that.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17OK, unplug the computer. Unplug. Go, go, go.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22- Was that a worm? - Nope.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25This PDA is infected with an extermination virus.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30MUFFLED: Oh, yes!

0:34:30 > 0:34:32What is going on in there?

0:34:33 > 0:34:37No, no, no! Not the line, not the line. Don't cross the line.

0:34:42 > 0:34:43ALL: Busted!

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Can I offer you something?

0:34:45 > 0:34:48BELCHES A macadamia nut, perhaps?

0:34:49 > 0:34:53So, this is why I never saw you eat. Not once in all these years.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56All these treats and you never shared?

0:34:56 > 0:34:59You think I wanted to spend my nights sneaking out to feed myself?

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Starving by day and praying for night to come

0:35:01 > 0:35:05so I could take a bite without you eating all I have? You did this!

0:35:05 > 0:35:08Uh-oh...

0:35:11 > 0:35:15My friend Speckles got crushed in a garbage truck,

0:35:15 > 0:35:18- and you said nothing about this. - Uh-oh.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24I'm out of here.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26- Darwin? I want you to go. - I AM going.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28You can't worry about me. You got a job to do.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31- You can't jeopardise it for me. - I wasn't going to.

0:35:31 > 0:35:35You're only saying that so I won't have to feel the pain as you leave.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39- Keep believing that. Whatever works for you.- Oh, what a guy. What a guy!

0:35:39 > 0:35:41- OK, OK. Listen, Hurley. - You gotta go, man.

0:35:41 > 0:35:45- I got to go.- You gotta go.- You gotta let go.- I've got to let go.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48Don't give up the dream.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52You're going to find the family you're looking for someday. So long.

0:35:57 > 0:35:58So long, brother!

0:35:59 > 0:36:02I miss him already. Whoa!

0:36:02 > 0:36:04Agh!

0:36:05 > 0:36:10(CHUCKLES) Good luck with the climb back up, Hurley! The cage is mine!

0:36:10 > 0:36:13And it's all true. My grandfather WAS a ferret!

0:36:13 > 0:36:17CACKLES Now who's been marked DOWN?

0:36:21 > 0:36:24So, there's the North Star, which means Ben's is east.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27OK, I need to head that way.

0:36:29 > 0:36:30Go back, Hurley.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35Fine! You think I can't make it out here?

0:36:35 > 0:36:38You think you're the only one who can survive in the big bad world?

0:36:38 > 0:36:42The truth is, Hurley is out of his cage, and it's time to hit the town!

0:36:42 > 0:36:46Guinea pigs gone wild! Wuh-hoo! Yeah!

0:36:46 > 0:36:47MEOWING

0:36:47 > 0:36:49YOWLS

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Darwin!

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Darwin? I... saw a cat.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57OK, you can come with me until we find another pet shop.

0:36:57 > 0:37:01Oh, thanks, bro. Did I mention I'm also afraid of the dark?

0:37:15 > 0:37:19'DISTORTED VOICE: Greetings, Mr Saber. I have a status report.'

0:37:19 > 0:37:23You are a brilliant business partner, Mr Yanshu.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26But remind me why we call these things "video" conferences.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30'As we've discussed, it's in everyone's best interest

0:37:30 > 0:37:32'that my identity remain hidden.'

0:37:32 > 0:37:35'Project Clusterstorm is perfectly on course, sir.'

0:37:35 > 0:37:39'Saber Sense will activate in about 19 hours.'

0:37:39 > 0:37:43Why are we spending a large amount of money tracking space junk?

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Old satellites. Booster rockets...

0:37:46 > 0:37:49Four million pounds of debris, and why do we care?

0:37:49 > 0:37:52'The satellites, sir - communication systems.'

0:37:52 > 0:37:57'We have to protect them - integral aspect of the Saber Sense network.'

0:37:57 > 0:38:00We've got a lot riding on this, Yanshu.

0:38:00 > 0:38:04I've put my trust in your engineering skills.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10BUZZING

0:38:14 > 0:38:16GROANS

0:38:21 > 0:38:24- FLY MUTTERS - Mooch, is that you? - Yeah, yeah!

0:38:25 > 0:38:29- Are the others OK?- Yeah. - You know where they are?- Yeah!

0:38:32 > 0:38:34You want help with that?

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Oh, yeah...

0:38:47 > 0:38:50Oh, Mooch... You're a genius.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54I was so worried about you. I don't like when my fly is down.

0:38:56 > 0:39:01Marcie, it's Ben. I found them. I'll be by in ten minutes to pick you up.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07There's the delivery truck from the lab.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Como estas, gentlemen!

0:39:09 > 0:39:11We're looking for some rodents.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Si, for you or for your children?

0:39:16 > 0:39:18For the government.

0:39:19 > 0:39:22- We're special agents. - What? Yeah, right.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25- Are they fugitives or terrorists or something?- Just answer the question.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29MOUTHS

0:39:30 > 0:39:35OK, sorry. I'm just saying, you look like a regular guinea pig to me.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39Listen, I told you, I'm a commando who just happens to be a guinea pig.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Oh, yeah? So where's all your fancy spy gear?

0:39:41 > 0:39:43Back at the lab.

0:39:43 > 0:39:47Oh. Same lab where I keep my hot Canadian guinea pig girlfriend?

0:39:47 > 0:39:51That's where my stuff is, too - a unicorn and a dragon I ride.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54If you want to stick with me, stop with the yapping and keep up.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57No-can-do, bro. I'm calling a hunger strike!

0:39:57 > 0:40:01And I am not moving an inch. Whoa!

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Uh-oh. Whoa!

0:40:08 > 0:40:11Eh, civilians. Come on, soggy.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16GASPS

0:40:23 > 0:40:27- I'm hungry, I'm wet, I'm hungry... - Shh!

0:40:27 > 0:40:28Dogs!

0:40:33 > 0:40:37Dogs. Why does it always have to be dogs?

0:40:37 > 0:40:40All right, MacGyver, you got any brilliant ideas?

0:40:40 > 0:40:44Yeah, I got an idea.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47MUSIC: "Boom Boom Pow" by Black Eyed Peas

0:40:53 > 0:40:55- I think we made it. - Great. How do we stop it?

0:40:55 > 0:40:59- Just keep running.- That's not how you stop it! That's how you make it go!

0:41:06 > 0:41:10Hurley, get your butt out of my face. Get your face out of my butt!

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Ow!

0:41:19 > 0:41:21So this is what spies do.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Como estas, chica?

0:41:27 > 0:41:30- We're looking for three guinea pigs and a mole.- Same one as the Feds,

0:41:30 > 0:41:34- or are yours from a rival militia? - Wait, what Feds?

0:41:34 > 0:41:37The Men In Black were here looking for the same thing,

0:41:37 > 0:41:41- wanted to know who had bought them. - And did you tell them?

0:41:41 > 0:41:45No, I refused and we shot it out(!) What do you think? It's the Feds!

0:41:46 > 0:41:49Thank you.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52CACKLES: Mine! The cage is mine!

0:41:52 > 0:41:57MUSIC: "Falling Down" by Space Cowboy Remixed by Paul Oakenfold

0:42:02 > 0:42:04This is going to be awesome.

0:42:05 > 0:42:09I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty, but I love it!

0:42:16 > 0:42:18This wheel doesn't work!

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Strike!

0:42:23 > 0:42:24Yeah!

0:42:24 > 0:42:27- Ooh!- Is that all you got? - Ready to go for the record?

0:42:30 > 0:42:34Maybe this would be a good time for you to take your medication!

0:42:34 > 0:42:38I feel the need... the need for speed!

0:42:41 > 0:42:44Whoo-hoo!

0:42:44 > 0:42:46Say cheese!

0:42:46 > 0:42:47Whoa!

0:42:49 > 0:42:52Excuse me! Coming through!

0:42:56 > 0:42:59- Yeah! - Yes!

0:42:59 > 0:43:01That was off the hook!

0:43:01 > 0:43:04- Connor! Take out the trash. - OK.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07- Now! - Coming!

0:43:07 > 0:43:11What do we have here?

0:43:12 > 0:43:14You, my friend, suck.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18I'm coming for you, Juarez.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20- TYRES SCREECH - Whoa!

0:43:21 > 0:43:23Whoa!

0:43:28 > 0:43:30That's what I'm talking about!

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Time for a joyride.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34Yeah!

0:43:34 > 0:43:38- Get out the road, fool! - Hey!- Don't become roadkill!

0:43:38 > 0:43:40I ain't used to driving stick!

0:43:42 > 0:43:46- Oops! Not this time! Ha-ha! - Stop it. Stop it!- Come back!

0:43:46 > 0:43:49I'll come back when you're older and put you in prison!

0:43:49 > 0:43:52- Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.- Finally!

0:43:53 > 0:43:55Hyah!

0:43:55 > 0:44:00- Juarez! Where are you? - Oh, I have to save his fur again?

0:44:04 > 0:44:05SHE WHISTLES

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Juarez?

0:44:09 > 0:44:11Juarez!

0:44:13 > 0:44:14Yeah!

0:44:15 > 0:44:17Whoo-hoo!

0:44:20 > 0:44:22I got you!

0:44:22 > 0:44:25Why are you dressed like "Guinea Pig Barbie?"

0:44:25 > 0:44:27One more word, I turn you into bacon.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Well, you are sizzling hot!

0:44:38 > 0:44:42Don't need that, or that, or that!

0:44:42 > 0:44:45Although, maybe this can stay.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47Juarez, you are fine china!

0:44:50 > 0:44:52HE PANTS

0:44:52 > 0:44:55What exactly are we doing, anyway?

0:44:55 > 0:44:58Two days ago, my team embarked on a mission.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Today, I'm going to finish it.

0:45:00 > 0:45:05My brother's a loon! I love him, but he's... Cake!

0:45:05 > 0:45:08Did I tell you I love cake? Oh! Oh, I've heard of places like this!

0:45:08 > 0:45:10They sell something called "layer cake"!

0:45:10 > 0:45:13It's not just one cake, it's many, in layers!

0:45:13 > 0:45:17Often up to six! Oh, it is the Holy Grail of human food!

0:45:17 > 0:45:22I can't believe you're getting so excited about cake. Coffeemaker!

0:45:27 > 0:45:30That's the same coffeemaker that was on the Clusterstorm file.

0:45:30 > 0:45:34Hurley, I got to check out that coffeemaker. Stay close.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38Fifty billion rodents in the world, and I get stuck with this guy.

0:45:40 > 0:45:41Whoa...

0:45:46 > 0:45:49Are you keeping track of all these parts?

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Don't watch me. Watch my back.

0:45:51 > 0:45:54Right now, you're my eyes and ears. Just act natural.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56- OK. Sure. - Look, Daddy...

0:46:01 > 0:46:03Hi, there. Hi.

0:46:03 > 0:46:04That wasn't very convincing.

0:46:04 > 0:46:09- Hurley, do you know what this is? - Pretty sure it's called vandalism.

0:46:09 > 0:46:11A military-grade, multiple-array transceiver

0:46:11 > 0:46:14developed for the military's Unmanned Weapons Programme.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Sorry, I tuned out. What were you saying?

0:46:16 > 0:46:18I gotta get this chip back to Ben's.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24OK, that's weird.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28WHIRRING

0:46:28 > 0:46:30Hurley, duck!

0:46:37 > 0:46:40Whoo!

0:46:40 > 0:46:44- I've heard coffee's bad for you but this is ridiculous!- Move it!

0:46:47 > 0:46:50- Why are we stopping? - We're going to fight it.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52We're going to do what?!

0:46:52 > 0:46:54We have to get that chip.

0:46:56 > 0:46:57Whoa!

0:46:57 > 0:46:59Good luck with that! HE WHIMPERS

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Uh-oh.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10- Suck in your gut! - I am!

0:47:14 > 0:47:17- Darwin! - Hang on, Hurley!

0:47:17 > 0:47:20Yippie-kai-ay, coffeemaker!

0:47:24 > 0:47:26Watch out, bro!

0:47:35 > 0:47:38You want some of this, you overgrown can opener?

0:47:41 > 0:47:44Don't think the warranty is going to cover that.

0:47:44 > 0:47:47Oh, brother... I thought I lost you there.

0:47:47 > 0:47:49OK, thanks Hurley! Boundaries!

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Talk about a killer cappuccino.

0:47:51 > 0:47:52HE CHUCKLES What is this thing?

0:47:52 > 0:47:55This is Clusterstorm.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58Saber must be weaponising his entire line of appliances.

0:47:58 > 0:48:02- We have to get this back to Ben's. - How are we going to do that?

0:48:04 > 0:48:07MUSIC: "Jump" by Flo Rida featuring Nelly Furtado

0:48:10 > 0:48:14Hey, bro? You have to admit, we make a pretty sweet team.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17I could get used to all this "secret agent" stuff

0:48:17 > 0:48:19if you're ever looking for a new recruit.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22Hurley, just be quiet and lean right.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Look who I found out back.

0:48:25 > 0:48:29- Blaster! Juarez! - Darwin! You made it.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32- Hurley, what are you doing here? - Hey, guys!

0:48:32 > 0:48:35Hurley, up high. Down low. Too slow.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38Wait a minute. Where's Speckles?

0:48:40 > 0:48:42Speckles didn't make it.

0:48:42 > 0:48:45- What do you mean, he didn't make it? - He was going to break out

0:48:45 > 0:48:49and engineer our escape, but then the mission went bad.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52He got crushed in a garbage truck.

0:48:52 > 0:48:56- Oh, Speckles. Geez... - He sacrificed himself for us.

0:48:56 > 0:49:01- This is all my fault.- Ben, there's nothing you could've done.

0:49:03 > 0:49:07No, I could've told you the truth of who you really are.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11Darwin, I misled you.

0:49:11 > 0:49:16The truth is, you're not genetically-engineered, any of you.

0:49:16 > 0:49:21I should've never, I should've never sent you out into the field. It's...

0:49:21 > 0:49:25So... we are not special at all?

0:49:25 > 0:49:29No engineering? No enhancements?

0:49:29 > 0:49:33We're just common, ordinary rodents?

0:49:33 > 0:49:35I wanted you to think of yourselves as more

0:49:35 > 0:49:38than just balls of fur waiting for your next pellet.

0:49:38 > 0:49:41Well, maybe you can explain that to Speckles!

0:49:42 > 0:49:46Ben, we need to know. Tell us who we are.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48OK, you guys want to know?

0:49:48 > 0:49:53Juarez, we rescued you at a roadside tapas stand in the Pyrenees.

0:49:53 > 0:49:56I guess there you're some kind of, you know, delicacy.

0:49:56 > 0:49:58Aye-aye-aye...

0:49:58 > 0:50:01Blaster, we found you at a cosmetics company, testing hair gel

0:50:01 > 0:50:05for allergic reactions.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08And Speckles we found right before his hole was dug out

0:50:08 > 0:50:10to build a golf course.

0:50:12 > 0:50:14And Darwin, I...

0:50:14 > 0:50:17..I purchased you at a pet store.

0:50:17 > 0:50:21Your parents abandoned you because you were the runt of the litter.

0:50:21 > 0:50:25I was a runt? What do you mean?

0:50:28 > 0:50:31I never even had a chance.

0:50:33 > 0:50:37- PHONE RINGS - This is Carter.

0:50:38 > 0:50:41OK, we're on it. Dispatch just got a report

0:50:41 > 0:50:44of two giant hamsters riding a skateboard on Pacific.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46Let's finish this.

0:50:49 > 0:50:54You were right all along, I am just an average pet store guinea pig.

0:50:55 > 0:50:58Since when did you start listening to me?

0:50:58 > 0:51:01My parents didn't even want me.

0:51:01 > 0:51:05Look, Darwin, you saved us from the dogs, defeated the terminator,

0:51:05 > 0:51:09read the stars like a map and got us here. I couldn't have done that.

0:51:09 > 0:51:13Do you have any idea how many guinea pigs could have done those things?

0:51:13 > 0:51:17I mean, literally like three, and they're all in this room!

0:51:22 > 0:51:24Yeah, you're right.

0:51:24 > 0:51:28I may not be genetically engineered but I'm no house pet either.

0:51:28 > 0:51:30Hey, team, come over here! Listen up.

0:51:30 > 0:51:34What Ben did was right, he wanted us to believe in ourselves,

0:51:34 > 0:51:36and we did believe.

0:51:36 > 0:51:39We still have our training, our abilities.

0:51:39 > 0:51:42Blaster, you're a graduate of West Point.

0:51:42 > 0:51:45Yeah, correspondence course.

0:51:45 > 0:51:48Whatever. Juarez, how many hours have you put in on that simulator?

0:51:48 > 0:51:51Mm, 200... thousand.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54Er, I helped with the tyre!

0:51:54 > 0:51:58We may be guinea pigs but we're not ordinary.

0:51:58 > 0:52:02We're special. I still believe in us.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04Even if nobody else does.

0:52:05 > 0:52:08I believe.

0:52:08 > 0:52:09I believe.

0:52:14 > 0:52:17I've always believed.

0:52:17 > 0:52:21Ben, we don't have much time. That coffee maker's no coffee maker.

0:52:23 > 0:52:27When I tried to disconnect this chip it came alive and attacked us.

0:52:27 > 0:52:30Oh, it was so gnarly!

0:52:30 > 0:52:35If I hadn't been there to take cover fire for Darwin, who knows... Oh!

0:52:35 > 0:52:38The Saber Sense microchip caused it to transform.

0:52:38 > 0:52:41Saber Sense and Clusterstorm are the same thing!

0:52:41 > 0:52:44If every Saber product has that chip in it,

0:52:44 > 0:52:47that means that every appliance on Earth is a killing machine!

0:52:47 > 0:52:49Guys...

0:52:49 > 0:52:52..Saber Sense launches in...

0:52:52 > 0:52:56- ..30 minutes.- I tried to access the Clusterstorm file on your PDA

0:52:56 > 0:53:01but Saber protected it with some nasty virus. I'm at a loss.

0:53:03 > 0:53:07Er, sorry to interrupt, quick question. If that little thing

0:53:07 > 0:53:10is all that, why don't you use that to destroy Saber's mainframe?

0:53:13 > 0:53:16I'll go back in the box. Oh, pepperoni!

0:53:16 > 0:53:20- That could work. That could work! - OK, let's do this!

0:53:20 > 0:53:22Wait a second, we don't have our equipment.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25Well, that's not entirely true.

0:53:31 > 0:53:34This is a little prototype I've been working on

0:53:34 > 0:53:36called the Rapid Deployment Vehicle.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38She'll do 65 with the throttle wide open.

0:53:38 > 0:53:41- Mmm. - And Blaster,

0:53:41 > 0:53:44it has a rocking stereo.

0:53:45 > 0:53:49That's what's up! Pimp my ride!

0:53:49 > 0:53:52All right, we got gear, and we know our mission.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55Infiltrate Saber's mansion, locate the main network core,

0:53:55 > 0:54:00- and dock this infected PDA.- Bring down big mama with baby disease.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03I don't know what that means, but yeah, it's good.

0:54:04 > 0:54:07There are the keys.

0:54:07 > 0:54:09Don't scratch it.

0:54:09 > 0:54:13All right, this is for Speckles.

0:54:13 > 0:54:15BANGING AT DOOR

0:54:17 > 0:54:20- We know you're in there! Open the door!- Into the RDV!

0:54:20 > 0:54:22- You too, Hurley. Move it. - Shotgun!

0:54:22 > 0:54:25BANGING AT DOOR

0:54:25 > 0:54:28Open the door or we'll open it for you!

0:54:35 > 0:54:38- Hold on.- Don't these fools know we on the same team?!

0:54:38 > 0:54:41- Juarez, plot us a course to Saber's. - I'm on it.

0:54:44 > 0:54:47- Go, go, go! - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!

0:54:47 > 0:54:49Mooch, we need eyes in the sky.

0:54:54 > 0:54:57Call backup, tell them we're in pursuit of three guinea pigs

0:54:57 > 0:55:00- driving mobile spheres. - OK!

0:55:00 > 0:55:04Actually... could you make that call?

0:55:05 > 0:55:09- My stomach doesn't deal well with action.- Hurley, don't you dare!

0:55:09 > 0:55:11- PARPS - Yuck, Hurley!

0:55:11 > 0:55:14- Disgusting! I can't breathe! - Roll down the window.

0:55:14 > 0:55:18- These things don't have windows! - That's real professional, guys.

0:55:22 > 0:55:24Mooch, where's that recon?!

0:55:27 > 0:55:30- OK, here come the bad guys. - Better have their A-game.

0:55:36 > 0:55:39Where's that backup?!

0:55:42 > 0:55:46- May I ask why we're chasing rodents? - No, you may not.

0:55:48 > 0:55:50Just let me out at the next corner.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56We got two party crashers on our tail!

0:55:57 > 0:56:00- Hurry, you're losing 'em! - They're boxing us in!

0:56:00 > 0:56:03- Yeah, I got 'em, I got 'em. - Maybe they want to adopt us.

0:56:03 > 0:56:06Not likely, Hurley. Hold on, guys!

0:56:06 > 0:56:08Let's just crush 'em.

0:56:08 > 0:56:10Now!

0:56:10 > 0:56:13- time to divide and conquer. - See ya!

0:56:19 > 0:56:22- Oh, yeah! Come and get me! - Where'd he go?!

0:56:22 > 0:56:25- How low can you go?! - There, under the trailer!

0:56:25 > 0:56:28Little is the new big!

0:56:30 > 0:56:33Bye-bye, bipeds! Smell you later!

0:56:33 > 0:56:36- I want to go back to the pet store! - You might want to buckle up.

0:56:42 > 0:56:45He paid for undercoating! What a sucker!

0:56:45 > 0:56:48Let's see if it protects him from this.

0:56:48 > 0:56:52- Hey, what's that? - This is my little friend.

0:56:53 > 0:56:55- Say hello. - Hello!

0:56:55 > 0:56:57And goodbye.

0:56:59 > 0:57:01Better hang on to your lunch!

0:57:05 > 0:57:07HE WAILS

0:57:16 > 0:57:18Did we win?

0:57:19 > 0:57:22This is Unit Two. We've lost them.

0:57:22 > 0:57:26How? You're driving a V8, they're rolling round in plastic balls.

0:57:26 > 0:57:28This one's not getting away from me!

0:57:29 > 0:57:34- Darwin, I need some help here! - Mooch, I need a visual on Juarez.

0:57:37 > 0:57:39Can't get these guys off my tail!

0:57:39 > 0:57:41- We don't have tails! - Hang on, Juarez.

0:57:42 > 0:57:45We're going to the fair. Blaster, hard right.

0:57:45 > 0:57:48All right, let's take it to the house!

0:57:53 > 0:57:55'OK, I'm taking the lead!'

0:57:59 > 0:58:01- You're scaring me! - Shut it, Carter!

0:58:01 > 0:58:05Here's that box of M-80s. Careful with these.

0:58:05 > 0:58:08- You're driving angry! - Yes, I am!

0:58:11 > 0:58:14Come here, you little rodent! HONKS HORN

0:58:14 > 0:58:16- Look out! Look out! - Just let 'em go!

0:58:16 > 0:58:19MUSIC: "O Fortuna" by Carl Orff

0:58:24 > 0:58:27This is so festive!

0:58:27 > 0:58:30Ooh, these are good seats!

0:58:30 > 0:58:32I'm going to flatten this little varmint!

0:58:32 > 0:58:35Mess with the bull, you get the horns!

0:58:54 > 0:58:56How you doing?

0:58:57 > 0:58:59Don't try this at home, kids!

0:59:01 > 0:59:04That was great! Let's do it again!

0:59:07 > 0:59:10Face it, Trigstad. You just got out-driven.

0:59:10 > 0:59:12By gophers.

0:59:16 > 0:59:19RADIO: "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga

0:59:19 > 0:59:21ALARM BEEPS / RADIO TURNS OFF

0:59:21 > 0:59:25- Guys, I'm going in. - Hurley, suck in your gut.

0:59:25 > 0:59:28Blaster, I need to tell you something about Juarez.

0:59:28 > 0:59:31- She's not interested in me. - She told you that?

0:59:31 > 0:59:34Yeah, she really wants you, and she's trying to make you

0:59:34 > 0:59:37- more interested by acting disinterested.- Maybe she told you

0:59:37 > 0:59:40she wants me in order to look not interested in you,

0:59:40 > 0:59:43- which makes you more interested in her.- Interesting.

0:59:46 > 0:59:51Members of the Saberling inner sanctum, my co-conspirators.

0:59:51 > 0:59:54Are we ready... to dominate?

0:59:55 > 0:59:58Are we ready... to change the world?

1:00:00 > 1:00:03- Go, go, go, go. - Whoa!- Yippee!

1:00:03 > 1:00:06Whoa!

1:00:06 > 1:00:08Hurley, this is our exit.

1:00:08 > 1:00:12It's important that you stand guard. Don't leave this spot.

1:00:12 > 1:00:14- We're counting on you. - OK, OK. Got it.

1:00:14 > 1:00:17Hey, does this mean I'm part of the team?!

1:00:17 > 1:00:21There's the network core, behind the glass.

1:00:21 > 1:00:24Look! We can gain access through that panel.

1:00:24 > 1:00:26OK, follow me.

1:00:28 > 1:00:31- Hold up, guys.- What is it? - It's a tripwire!

1:00:32 > 1:00:36It's a booby-trap. Don't touch it, or this place'll blow.

1:00:36 > 1:00:38Hah! Tick, tick, boom.

1:00:42 > 1:00:44HUMS TUNE

1:00:48 > 1:00:49SNIFFS

1:00:49 > 1:00:54Ooh. I don't think anybody'll mind if I check the perimeter.

1:00:54 > 1:00:57As I press this button,

1:00:57 > 1:01:00we move forward to a brave new world order

1:01:00 > 1:01:04owned and operated by Saberling.

1:01:18 > 1:01:20BEEPING

1:01:20 > 1:01:23- We're too late! - We can still stop it

1:01:23 > 1:01:26if we download the virus into Saber's computer. Let's go.

1:01:26 > 1:01:29Mmm... cherries.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39GASPS: Cake!

1:01:39 > 1:01:42Oh, you're so beautiful!

1:01:43 > 1:01:45Oh, come to papa!

1:01:46 > 1:01:49Uh-oh! Whoa!

1:02:08 > 1:02:12It's all Saber, sir! Is this enough probable cause?!

1:02:14 > 1:02:18'Eyewitnesses report household appliances coming to life...'

1:02:18 > 1:02:23Those are Saberling. They're just supposed to communicate!

1:02:35 > 1:02:39- HYDRAULIC NOISES - What is that thing?

1:02:40 > 1:02:43It's heading for the tripwire.

1:02:45 > 1:02:47- It's got Hurley! - Oh, hey, guys!

1:02:47 > 1:02:51- What's he doing?! - 'Peppers... Casserole...'

1:02:51 > 1:02:55- It's trying to figure out how long to cook him!- Me?! Get me out of here!

1:02:56 > 1:03:00- Move it, Blaster! - I don't want to be an appetiser!

1:03:00 > 1:03:02We gotta save him!

1:03:03 > 1:03:07- Let's go to Plan B!- Blaster, immobilise that thing!- On it!

1:03:07 > 1:03:09- Don't let it hit the tripwire! - I want to go home!

1:03:13 > 1:03:15'Eggs...'

1:03:15 > 1:03:18Oh, man! It's packing a toaster!

1:03:20 > 1:03:22Up here! Go, go!

1:03:25 > 1:03:27Why is this happening?!

1:03:28 > 1:03:31- This wasn't the plan! - Saber, what's going on?!

1:03:31 > 1:03:33Get us out of here!

1:03:33 > 1:03:36Take Saber to the command truck!

1:03:36 > 1:03:38'Bacon... Carrots...'

1:03:39 > 1:03:42- Hurley, don't be scared. - I'm not a chicken.

1:03:42 > 1:03:45- 'Chicken, match.' - Uh-oh.

1:03:47 > 1:03:49Not even close!

1:03:51 > 1:03:55- Come on, Hurley!- Just a little piece of caaaaaake...

1:03:57 > 1:04:00- Hah! Didn't drop the cake! - Hurley, let's go!

1:04:00 > 1:04:03Hunk of junk!

1:04:05 > 1:04:07It's going to hit the tripwire!

1:04:13 > 1:04:16- Run for cover! - Darwin, jump!

1:04:16 > 1:04:18- No! - BOOM

1:04:21 > 1:04:22SCREAMS

1:04:41 > 1:04:44Are you OK? We can't get through.

1:04:44 > 1:04:48- I'm all right. I'm going to keep going.- Not without us. No way.

1:04:48 > 1:04:51There's no time. I've gotta take down the network core.

1:04:53 > 1:04:57Hurley, I told you, stay put and guard the exit, didn't I?

1:04:57 > 1:05:00I thought I could depend on you.

1:05:00 > 1:05:03All right, let's huddle up. Come on. Here's to the team.

1:05:09 > 1:05:13Good luck, Darwin. We'll find another way through.

1:05:18 > 1:05:21OK, this is good. Over there.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25Marcie, let's go.

1:05:26 > 1:05:29Hard to believe you've got nothing to do with this.

1:05:29 > 1:05:32You have to believe me, I don't know.

1:05:32 > 1:05:36I only wanted to be the biggest appliance manufacturer in the world.

1:05:38 > 1:05:41- What do you want? I got problems. - There's your problem.

1:05:41 > 1:05:44- The transmission's coming off his computer. G-Force went in.- G-Force?

1:05:44 > 1:05:48- You sent those gophers in without my authorisation?- I'm picking up video.

1:05:48 > 1:05:51- It's one of ours. - Let's see it.

1:05:51 > 1:05:55- What in the heck is that?- Darwin. - You say that like it's good.

1:05:55 > 1:05:59- What's he going to do, gnaw his way out?- He's going to insert a virus

1:05:59 > 1:06:01and take down the network.

1:06:08 > 1:06:11DEEP VOICE: Hello, Darwin.

1:06:11 > 1:06:16Speckles, you're alive! You infiltrated the bad guy's lair.

1:06:16 > 1:06:19- Where is he? - I am the bad guy.

1:06:19 > 1:06:23What, you think I'd let myself get killed in a garbage truck?

1:06:23 > 1:06:27Hah! I hid in a soup can, rode it all the way to the city dump.

1:06:27 > 1:06:30- 'And it was stinky.' - Speckles!

1:06:30 > 1:06:33I can't believe the mole was the mole!

1:06:34 > 1:06:37Actually, you may call me Mr Yanshu,

1:06:37 > 1:06:40business associate of Leonard Saber.

1:06:40 > 1:06:43'You tricked Saber into helping you build Clusterstorm?'

1:06:43 > 1:06:48How could you do this to us? I put my life on the line for you!

1:06:48 > 1:06:52Yanshu was in my basement this whole time?

1:06:52 > 1:06:56- And he wasn't a man, he was a mole. - Yanshu is the Chinese word for mole.

1:06:56 > 1:07:00Saber Sense was just a cover. LAUGHS EVILLY

1:07:00 > 1:07:02I created an army of robotic appliances

1:07:02 > 1:07:06and they created an array of giant electromagnetic nodes,

1:07:06 > 1:07:09nodes capable of pulling down

1:07:09 > 1:07:11all the space junk orbiting the planet

1:07:11 > 1:07:14and driving every human underground!

1:07:14 > 1:07:17So, what do you think?

1:07:17 > 1:07:20You betrayed us. You.

1:07:20 > 1:07:22You sabotaged our presentation.

1:07:22 > 1:07:25Extermination virus. Nasty stuff.

1:07:25 > 1:07:28Speckles, why?

1:07:28 > 1:07:31You ever Google the word "mole", Darwin?

1:07:31 > 1:07:34Three million entries. Not on how to care for 'em

1:07:34 > 1:07:38or love 'em or pet 'em. No! Three million entries

1:07:38 > 1:07:40on how to exterminate them!

1:07:40 > 1:07:44Humans came and destroyed our home. Destroyed our home.

1:07:44 > 1:07:50Son, if you ever get the chance to bring mankind to its knees... do it.

1:07:54 > 1:07:58They showed us no mercy, Darwin. Well, now it's my turn

1:07:58 > 1:08:03to do a little pest control. If you'll excuse me, it's show time!

1:08:04 > 1:08:07Going up!

1:08:15 > 1:08:17He's created some kind of monster!

1:08:17 > 1:08:20I think I'll stay here and guard the ex... Whoa!

1:08:20 > 1:08:24- What's our plan?! - Stop Speckles and save the world!

1:08:24 > 1:08:27That's more of a goal than a plan!

1:08:34 > 1:08:36It's working!

1:08:36 > 1:08:38Look out, I'm feeling ten feet tall!

1:08:44 > 1:08:47Oh... Whoa!

1:08:47 > 1:08:49Woo! No place like home!

1:08:49 > 1:08:52Woo! There's no place like home! That'll leave a mark.

1:08:52 > 1:08:55Whoa. Come on, we got to get up there and stop Speckles!

1:08:55 > 1:08:58How big is this thing going to get?!

1:09:00 > 1:09:04LOUDSPEAKER: You humans stole my home! Now I will steal yours!

1:09:04 > 1:09:06LAUGHS: Look out!

1:09:08 > 1:09:11Something's missing. Oh, I know!

1:09:22 > 1:09:24Incoming!

1:09:24 > 1:09:28Just like humans, bringing guns to a space junk fight!

1:09:30 > 1:09:33- Darwin? - Speckles, shut this down, now!

1:09:33 > 1:09:36- No. - Then I'll shut you down.

1:09:36 > 1:09:41I have no quarrel with you, Darwin, but mankind must pay.

1:09:41 > 1:09:45- You know I can't let you do that. - Then you leave me no choice.

1:09:52 > 1:09:54My parachute! Whoa!

1:09:59 > 1:10:02The PDA!

1:10:02 > 1:10:04Go get it, girl!

1:10:08 > 1:10:09No!

1:10:18 > 1:10:20SCREAMS

1:10:23 > 1:10:25Oh!

1:10:35 > 1:10:39- Hurley, what are you doing? - I've got to get you back up there!

1:10:39 > 1:10:42- No, Hurley! Don't do it! - Go get him, bro!

1:10:42 > 1:10:44It's the only waaaay!...

1:10:49 > 1:10:52- Hurley! - SCREAMS

1:10:52 > 1:10:54Coming, Hurley!

1:10:59 > 1:11:02Take that! And that! No fun being the little guy, is it?

1:11:03 > 1:11:06Everybody hold on!

1:11:15 > 1:11:18Speckles, if you keep doing this, you're no better

1:11:18 > 1:11:21than the humans who destroyed your home, your family.

1:11:21 > 1:11:25Well that's kind of the point here. I lost my family.

1:11:25 > 1:11:28No, you're wrong. We're your family.

1:11:28 > 1:11:31Me and Blaster and Juarez and Ben and Marcie.

1:11:33 > 1:11:37Speckles, Ben took us in when nobody else wanted us,

1:11:37 > 1:11:39and he made us a family.

1:11:42 > 1:11:44We're a family.

1:11:48 > 1:11:51Oh, no. No! What have I done? What have I done?!

1:11:54 > 1:11:56It's too late, Darwin! I can't stop it!

1:11:56 > 1:11:59But we can.

1:12:11 > 1:12:13It's working! Darwin, it's working!

1:12:15 > 1:12:18Speckles, come with me.

1:12:23 > 1:12:26- Whoa! - I got you.

1:12:44 > 1:12:47We've got to find Hurley.

1:12:52 > 1:12:54- Hold it right there! - We'll take him!

1:12:54 > 1:12:58- Relax, guys. He's Code 4. - What a mess.

1:12:58 > 1:13:01Here you go. Easy.

1:13:02 > 1:13:05- Darwin, over here! - Hang on!

1:13:06 > 1:13:09- I got him, I got him! - I can't hold it much longer!

1:13:12 > 1:13:14No. Hurley.

1:13:14 > 1:13:16- No, not you, Hurley. - SOBS: Look.

1:13:16 > 1:13:21- He landed next to his cake. - No...

1:13:22 > 1:13:24Oh, man, Hurley.

1:13:24 > 1:13:27- Hurley. - Oh, no!

1:13:28 > 1:13:31No, no. This is all my fault.

1:13:32 > 1:13:36- He was my man. - Hurley, wake up, pal.

1:13:38 > 1:13:41Listen, I just... I just wanted you to know,

1:13:41 > 1:13:44you were as good as anyone out there today.

1:13:44 > 1:13:48I don't know what they call it back in the pet shop, but out here,

1:13:48 > 1:13:51we call it being a hero.

1:13:51 > 1:13:56All you ever wanted was a family. I never got to tell you this, but...

1:13:56 > 1:14:00..I'd be proud... proud to call you my brother.

1:14:06 > 1:14:08Hurley.

1:14:10 > 1:14:13Hey, I think I saw his nose twitch.

1:14:14 > 1:14:15SNIFFS

1:14:16 > 1:14:19- COUGHS - Hurley?

1:14:20 > 1:14:23Did you mean it when you called me brother?

1:14:23 > 1:14:26Not exactly, I was just... That was, like, figurative.

1:14:28 > 1:14:31- You bet I did. - Brother.

1:14:31 > 1:14:35I have a brother. This is great!

1:14:35 > 1:14:38We can spend every Thanksgiving together, take road trips to Vegas,

1:14:38 > 1:14:41have tickle fights! Oh, come here!

1:14:41 > 1:14:43Give me a hug, bro.

1:14:47 > 1:14:49Oh, this is great.

1:14:51 > 1:14:54Oh. Mm-mm-mm.

1:14:54 > 1:14:58So, Hurley, you still want to be a part of the team?

1:15:00 > 1:15:03STRAINING: Two!

1:15:03 > 1:15:05Three!

1:15:05 > 1:15:10- Twenty-seven! - Hurley, I'm right here watching you.

1:15:10 > 1:15:14- OK, that's it. I don't want to get too buff.- Not to worry.

1:15:16 > 1:15:20All right, guys. Welcome to your new home.

1:15:20 > 1:15:23OK, but I'm telling you now, I don't do well with room-mates.

1:15:23 > 1:15:27- Easy there, tiger! - Everybody out... Everybody out!

1:15:27 > 1:15:29ALL: Jailbreak! Jailbreak!

1:15:30 > 1:15:35Look, Juarez, I gotta know, which one of us are you interested in?

1:15:35 > 1:15:38No, no, Blaster! You gotta ask her who she's not interested in!

1:15:38 > 1:15:40..30, 42, 83...

1:15:40 > 1:15:43As far as I can tell, you're not interested in either of us,

1:15:43 > 1:15:46which means either you want both of us or neither of us,

1:15:46 > 1:15:50which leaves us desperate, even though we don't have a clue!

1:15:50 > 1:15:54And that's just how I like it. GIGGLES

1:15:54 > 1:15:57BEN: Hey, guys, it's the director of the FBI.

1:15:57 > 1:16:02'G-Force, I want you to know that Leonard Saber has been forced

1:16:02 > 1:16:05'to undertake the largest recall of products in history

1:16:05 > 1:16:09'and he's getting help from somebody knowledgeable about the defects.'

1:16:11 > 1:16:14'Three down, 178,000 to go.'

1:16:14 > 1:16:17SIGHS: 'I'm going to be here a while,

1:16:17 > 1:16:21'but I'm going to rejoin the team when I'm done, if they'll have me.'

1:16:21 > 1:16:26'Your friend, Agent Killian, has been re-assigned. He has a few words.'

1:16:26 > 1:16:28'Hello, G-Force!'

1:16:28 > 1:16:32- ALL LAUGH - Look, a frozen FB-icicle!

1:16:33 > 1:16:36'I'm sorry that I doubted you!'

1:16:36 > 1:16:39'How long do I have to stay down here?! It's really cold!'

1:16:39 > 1:16:43'Team, as the full details of your valour come to light,

1:16:43 > 1:16:45'it is an honour and a privilege

1:16:45 > 1:16:48'to say thank you on behalf of this country.'

1:16:48 > 1:16:52'You guinea pigs pack more courage into those teensy little frames

1:16:52 > 1:16:54'than any agents I've ever seen.'

1:16:54 > 1:16:57'G-Force, your funding has been restored.'

1:16:57 > 1:16:59'Welcome to the FBI.'

1:16:59 > 1:17:03Guys... we got our badges.

1:17:03 > 1:17:07- Yeah, boy! We're official-tishal right now!- Finally.

1:17:11 > 1:17:14Not bad for a runt.

1:17:15 > 1:17:17Thanks for believing in me, Ben.

1:17:22 > 1:17:27Hurley, if you're going to be helping us save the world,

1:17:27 > 1:17:30you're going to need this. You're one of us now.

1:17:30 > 1:17:32My very own badge and a new name!

1:17:32 > 1:17:34Rookie!

1:17:34 > 1:17:36So, we're finally agents.

1:17:36 > 1:17:38No, special agents.

1:17:41 > 1:17:43Let's get this party started right!

1:17:43 > 1:17:46MUSIC: "Jump" by Flo Rida featuring Nelly Furtado

1:17:51 > 1:17:54Get him on the good foot! All right, Hurley!

1:18:00 > 1:18:03G-Force in the house! Whoa!

1:18:18 > 1:18:21ALL: My turn! My turn!

1:18:21 > 1:18:23Whee!

1:18:33 > 1:18:37Hey, boys! This ferret can dance, right? Right?!

1:18:37 > 1:18:40- MICE: Wrong! - Oh, Bucky!

1:18:40 > 1:18:42Oh, yeah!

1:18:44 > 1:18:48MUSIC: "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas

1:18:48 > 1:18:51# Here we come, here we go We gotta rock

1:18:51 > 1:18:55# Round and round, up and down Now we on top

1:18:55 > 1:18:59# Feel the shot, body rock Rock it, don't stop

1:18:59 > 1:19:02# Round and round, up and down Around the clock

1:19:02 > 1:19:06# Monday, Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday

1:19:06 > 1:19:09# Friday, Saturday Saturday to Sunday

1:19:09 > 1:19:13# Get-get-get-get-get with us You know what we say, say

1:19:13 > 1:19:17# Party every day P-P-P-Party every day... #

1:19:17 > 1:19:20I'm a mole, I got a thing for worms.

1:19:24 > 1:19:28- It's a good thing I took shop. - Mmm, mmm, cherries...

1:19:30 > 1:19:34Oh, my gosh. I look like Paris Hilton's Chihuahua.

1:19:34 > 1:19:37Yes! Yes! I am out, baby!

1:19:37 > 1:19:39Finally, the recognition I deserve!

1:19:41 > 1:19:44I'm Jeff Gordon, with fur! Whoa!

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