Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

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0:00:15 > 0:00:16THUMP

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Hey!

0:00:18 > 0:00:21THUMPS AND SMASHING GLASS

0:00:21 > 0:00:26Well done, boys, looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43HE LAUGHS

0:00:44 > 0:00:48No, no, son. Over here.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51See the lion, look at the lion, and you get the lion.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54HE SIGHS

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Now, son, if you're going to grow up and be like your daddy some day,

0:00:58 > 0:01:01you gotta learn how to fight.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Dada. - HE CHUCKLES

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Alakay, let me show you something, OK?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- You see this mark?- Ah.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11You and me are the same.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15When you're bigger, you'll be an alpha lion, just like your daddy.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Now, let me see you fight. Ready?- Yee-ha!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20No, Alakay, no dancing.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You just amuse yourself, don't you?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24You're a strange kid.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26You are a strange one, I am telling you.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Ooh, ah, ooh, ah.- Come on, let's try it again.- Hee-hee!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32No, Alakay, stop that.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Stop that right now.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's so disappointing when they don't grow up

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- the way you want them to. - Oh, come on.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41You're not challenging me again, are you?

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Look on the bright side - after I defeat you and take over

0:01:44 > 0:01:46as alpha lion, you'll have much more time to spend

0:01:46 > 0:01:49with your pathetic excuse of a son.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Before I kick your butt, let me ask you,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56why do you even want to become the alpha lion?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58I'm better looking, I have better hair,

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I'm deceivingly smart and...I want everyone else to do what I say.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06We'll fight on three. One...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Pay attention, Alakay.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Daddy going to show you how it's done.- Two, three!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Da da da.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17FIGHT CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND

0:02:23 > 0:02:25HE BURPS

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Ooh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Who's alpha lion?- You are.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Don't you forget it.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41And that, Alakay, is how you attack...

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Alakay?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48- Ha!- That's it.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Here, kitty, kitty.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Ah. This one's a beauty.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56He'll be worth a few bucks.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- HE MEOWS - It just gets easier and easier.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- DISTRESSED MEOWING - Daddy.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Alakay?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Alakay. Alakay!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Dada!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13No, no, no!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Alakay!

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Daddy.- Alakay! Daddy's got you. Hold on.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- GUNSHOT - Dada!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Ow! Ow!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Alakay!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Daddy!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06MUSIC: "The Travelling Song" by Will.I.Am

0:04:20 > 0:04:24# I've been around the world in the pouring rain

0:04:24 > 0:04:27# Feeling out of place Really feeling strange

0:04:27 > 0:04:30# Take me to a place where they know my name

0:04:30 > 0:04:33# Cos I ain't met nobody that looks the same

0:04:33 > 0:04:37# I'm a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle

0:04:37 > 0:04:40# He a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle

0:04:40 > 0:04:43# I'm a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle

0:04:43 > 0:04:47# He a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle

0:04:47 > 0:04:50# I need my peoples, my peoples Take me to my peoples

0:04:50 > 0:04:53# They got jungle fever Show him some love

0:04:53 > 0:04:55# Show him love

0:04:55 > 0:04:57# Just gotta have someone... #

0:04:57 > 0:04:58HE MEOWS

0:04:58 > 0:05:01CROWD COO AND APPLAUD

0:05:04 > 0:05:07GASPS AND APPLAUSE

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I don't like the looks of this guy.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Well, I think he's kind of cute.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17I think he's kind of a show-off.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19You th-think h-he's cute?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33ROAR!

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- ANNOUNCER: - The King of New York City.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Alex the Lion!

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Whoo! I still think he's kind of a show-off.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45You gotta give it to him, the guy's an animal.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Maybe he should take a break. You know, we could all use a vacation.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51C'mon, where on earth would we go on vacation?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I don't know about you, but I want to go to Connecticut.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56'On the loose, several animals,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59'including the world-famous Alex the Lion, the King of New York,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01'escaped from Central Park Zoo tonight.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04'The escapees were finally cornered in Grand Central Station.'

0:06:04 > 0:06:07He was a very bad kitty.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09'Animal rights activists,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12'who convinced zoo officials to have the animals sent to Africa,

0:06:12 > 0:06:16'were stunned to learn that the freighter carrying the animals

0:06:16 > 0:06:18'was reported missing today.'

0:06:18 > 0:06:21'Tonight, hundreds of New Yorkers gathered at the Central Park Zoo

0:06:21 > 0:06:24'to mourn the loss of their beloved zoo animals.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27'The question on everyone's mind - where are they now?'

0:06:30 > 0:06:32DRUMBEAT

0:06:57 > 0:06:59APPLAUSE

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# I like to move it, move it

0:07:09 > 0:07:11# He likes to move it, move it

0:07:11 > 0:07:12# She likes to move it, move it

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- # We like to... # - ALL: Move it!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16SONG CONTINUES

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Y'all know this one.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21It never gets stale.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I'm going to miss you little fuzz buckets. You've been a great crowd.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Glad we could introduce you to the toilet.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30You ever look us up in Manhattan, feel free to call first.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Seriously though, call, OK?

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Settle down, settle down, everybody. Be quiet.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39You can't leave without this.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Hey, surprise, freaks!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Look! Shake it, shake it.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Oh, I'm a lady.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'm a lady, everyone.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50I am a lady. Not really,

0:07:50 > 0:07:52it's me, King Julien!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Which of you is attracted to me?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- APPLAUSE - Hands up.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- HE LAUGHS - Yes!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Hey, freaks!

0:08:01 > 0:08:05You'll be very glad to hear that I am coming with you.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Oh, no, thank you.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Erm, yes, thank you.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10It's my plan.

0:08:10 > 0:08:15Until I return with the spoils from the new country,

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Stevie will be in charge.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I don't think they like that idea so much, Julien.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26What is that you say, Stevie?

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Oh. Ha-ha. No?!

0:08:30 > 0:08:34No, you didn't say that! How is that even possible?!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Naughty little thing.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Stevie says...

0:08:39 > 0:08:42King Julien, wait for me!

0:08:42 > 0:08:46I'm all packed and I've got a whole itinerary planned.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- HE LAUGHS - Oh, no, it's Mort.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51He's so annoying. Don't let him on.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Stop that thing! He's carrying scissors and hand cream!

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Everybody in quickly. Get in. Get in. Get in quick. Get in quick!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Struts.- Check.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Flaps.- Check.- Engine.- Check.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Coffee maker.- Check.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08MAD LAUGHTER

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Whoops-a-daisy!

0:09:12 > 0:09:16That's got to be the second-biggest slingshot I've ever seen.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18But it's going to have to do.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Attention. This is your captain speaking.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22In the event of a water emergency,

0:09:22 > 0:09:25place the vest over your head then kiss your...goodbye!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- New York City, here we come! - SKIPPER: ...relax and pray

0:09:28 > 0:09:30to your personal god this hunk of junk flies.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Personal god...hunk...what?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34We are go, sir.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Open the door, I'm outside!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40In case of a loss in cabin pressure, place the mask over your face

0:09:40 > 0:09:43to hide your terrified expression from other passengers.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Excuse me, miss. Aren't these supposed to be attached to my seat?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- No, sir.- OK, boys. Launch.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Hey.- Launch.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Launch!- Launch!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58THEY SCREAM

0:10:08 > 0:10:11CHEERING

0:10:25 > 0:10:27THUNDER AND LIGHTNING

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Argh! Gremlin!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Hey, Mort.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Hi. Argh...!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- That was weird.- Hey, somebody's dreaming, huh?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I think I just saw Mort on the wing of the plane.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51You got Madagascar on the brain.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52No, I'm quite a... It was incredible, wasn't it?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Quite a vacation.- I think it'll seem much more fun

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- the further we away we get.- Like when you bit me on the butt?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I'm going to take that,

0:10:59 > 0:11:02that thing you are holding on to, and I am going to use it, on stage.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06It's all part of my little actor's salad bar of emotional titbits.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Are the butts next to the croutons at the salad bar?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11CHUCKLING You don't need to be sarcastic.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13You guys, you know, I was thinking,

0:11:13 > 0:11:16when we get back, I might just sign up for the breeding programme.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Breeding programme?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21I think we all reach a point in our lives when we want to meet somebody.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Yeah.- Settle down, have a relationship.- I can see that.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27What? Like...dating?

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Yeah, dating.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32Are there other guys?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34What do you mean, "other guys"?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Darn it!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43I'm going to... What is holding up that beverage service?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- I'm going to go check. - SHE YAWNS

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Y'all keep talking, I'm going to catch a few winks.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Did you see that? It's so funny.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Oh, I like laughing.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55It's such a nice experience...

0:11:55 > 0:11:57..to laugh. Ha-ha!

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Sorry, do you mind going back? This is first class.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06It's nothing personal. It's just that we're better than you.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Hey, Maurice! I'm awful, hit me! Hit me!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Is that Vivaldi?- Hey, in-flight slave!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Can I help you, Mr Mankiewicz?

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Bring me my nuts on a silver platter.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17We just wanted to check on the drinks we ordered.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Oh, sorry. Been a little backed up.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- I guess I'll...- What happened to your body? You're freaking me out!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Can you please go over there, please? Thank you very much.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?

0:12:29 > 0:12:32I'm sure this whole democracy thing is just a fad.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37We'll go out for pineapple, my little boople-doople-boo.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Skipper. Look.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Analysis.- It looks like an incandescent bulb,

0:12:41 > 0:12:44designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.- That too, sir.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Right, Rico, manual.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Problemo solved.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Sir, we may be out of fuel. - What makes you think that?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58We've lost engine one.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01And engine two is no longer on fire.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Buckle up, boys.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Don't look, doll - this might get hairy.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Attention! This is your captain speaking.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I've got good news and bad news.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12The good news is, we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is...

0:13:12 > 0:13:15we're crash-landing.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16SCREAMING

0:13:16 > 0:13:20When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22But thanks for choosing Air Penguin.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28SCREAMING

0:13:30 > 0:13:32HE LAUGHS

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Raise your arms, Maurice.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38It's more fun when you raise your arms like this.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42I can fly.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43This could be it, Marty.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47I just want you to know that you are truly a one in a million friend.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Thanks, buddy. You're the best ever.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- I know you won't mind when I tell you...- Go on, tell me anything.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- I broke your iPod. - WHAT?!

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- The buttons were so small, it made me mad.- The horror!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- I'm sorry. - I am going to kill you!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03I didn't mean to do it.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06I love you Gloria, I always have.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08SHE SNORES

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Like you love the beach or a-a-a good book.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Or the beach.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22THEY SCREAM

0:14:29 > 0:14:31My goodness, doll, you're shaking like a leaf.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Rico, you've had your fun.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Pull up.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Gear down.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Gently, now. You just want to kiss the ground.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Just a little peck. A smooch, like you're kissing your sister.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48I said kiss it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Now just a little brake.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Just a touch. A little whisper.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58I believe that's checkmate.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00THEY SCREAM

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Commence emergency landing procedure. Flaps up. Deploy.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Oh, we're here.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Hey, what in the world...?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- What happened to the plane? - I am OK, I'm OK.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35The plane just crashed. OK. I'm alive.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- See, I can't even sleep for a minute.- Wow. Wow.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- This is not JFK. - Kowalski. Casualty report.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Who says a penguin can't fly?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Hey, happy slappers.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Is there some reason to celebrate?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Look at the plane! - We'll fix it.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Fix it? How are you going to fix this?!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Grit, spit and a whole lot of duct tape.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02We should be up and running in... say six to nine months.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- 69 months?- No! Six TO nine months.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Kowalski, I say we use this setback to our advantage.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Where did you pull that number out of?- I want you to reconfigure

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- the design, so start reconfiguring. - How did you estimate that?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17You, pretty boy, why don't you and your friends dig a latrine,

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- maybe find water?- Hold on a second.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20Who made you king of the plane wreck?

0:16:20 > 0:16:25Excuse me? Fine, you can be in charge, you fix the plane.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Who gives you authority to put me in charge?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- OK, then, I'll remain in charge. - That's right,

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- you will remain in charge. - You and your hippy friends

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- can stay out of our hair. - Correctimundo.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Because I decided to.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Good for you.- Yeah, well, guess what? This discussion isn't over.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Higher mammals, you stay with us.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46We could use your front cortexes and opposable thumbs.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Phil! I should wash your hands out with soap.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53How in the... Hello?! ..are they going to fix this plane?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55You know, with grit and spit and...

0:16:55 > 0:16:58A lot of spit and grit and stick-to-it-iveness.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00That don't sound too promising.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03You're right, you're right. We're stuck here.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Hey, guys, as long as we're together, we'll be OK.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11Yeah, yeah, but love ain't going to get us home, guys.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Behold, the lion.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Hey, it's people! - OK, much to see, moving on.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18ALL: Hey, hey! People!

0:17:18 > 0:17:23Hey! Hey, wait up!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Stop!- Hey!- Help us! - Hey, wait!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28If you stop, I'll autograph those.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I know you.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32You.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34It's that bad kitty.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43How'd you like some of that?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Ha-ha! - Come in, Tokyo!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08HE GROANS

0:18:08 > 0:18:10CHEERING

0:18:10 > 0:18:11Right in the batteries.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14You think an old lady can't take care of herself?

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Next time, I won't go so easy on you.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Thank you, dear.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Moving on.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Are you out of your mind?!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27We need their help, and you're harassing little old ladies?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Out of my mind?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Ha! Who's out of my mind now?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- See if you can get an operator. - No problem.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Out of my mind(!)

0:18:36 > 0:18:39We're going home. PHONE RINGS

0:18:45 > 0:18:49THEME MUSIC TO BORN FREE

0:18:49 > 0:18:54'Message E4 - the service user has roamed outside of the coverage area.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56'Please, try again later.'

0:18:58 > 0:19:02- MUFFLED:- Oh, my... Whoa.- Am I tripping?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04All those zebras.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Like me! Wait a minute, where are we?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09San Diego.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12This time, I'm 40% sure.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- I know this place. - I think it's Africa.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Africa? - It's gotta be.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Our ancestral crib.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22It's in our blood, I can feel it!

0:19:22 > 0:19:23No, it's more than that.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26It's like...deja-vu. Like I've...

0:19:26 > 0:19:28like I've been here before.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30It's like Roots!

0:19:30 > 0:19:35No, no, it's like deja vu, like I've been here before.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37How!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41How!

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Me, Alex.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Me and me friends fly.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Fly in great metal bird.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Then, plummet! HE WHISTLES

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Smash ground.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Go, boom.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Then, here, we emerge.

0:20:05 > 0:20:10We offer only happiness and good greetings.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Is he dancing about a plane crash?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Yeah. We just...yeah.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I thought... Sorry.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19You mean you came from off the reserve?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Yeah, way off. From the Central Park Zoo, actually.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:20:26 > 0:20:28HE ROARS

0:20:28 > 0:20:30HE COUGHS

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Don't strain yourself.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34What's going on here? What's all this hubbub?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36They say they're from off the reserve.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40That's impossible. Only people come from off the reserve.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- You look familiar, do I know you? - How could you survive the hunters?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Hunters? We didn't see any... - What are you looking at?

0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Me? Nothing!- This watering hole doesn't need any more

0:20:50 > 0:20:53mouths to feed. So, just skedaddle back to where you came from.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56OK, well, is there maybe a manager we could talk to?

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Oh, I see.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- You're here to challenge me. - What? No!

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- No.- That's what it's starting to look like.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Hold on, Zuba. Wait.- Woman, don't you see I'm trying to...

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Yeah, yeah, Zuba, hold on.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Alakay?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- Is that y... - No, it is Alex.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Ix, like New York Nicks.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Zuba, look!

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Oh, I've always had that. The vet checked it out.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23It's kind of a beauty spot, really.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26A mark.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29All right, this is a little weird.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Honey, he's come home.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34What?

0:21:34 > 0:21:35You've come home.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Whoa.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Son.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Dad?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Mom and Dad? Mom and Dad.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Mom and Dad.- Yes, yes!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01It's my mom and dad.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I got a mom and dad!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05- Mom.- Dad. - My baby is alive!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08- My son. - HE LAUGHS

0:22:08 > 0:22:10My son is home!

0:22:10 > 0:22:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:16 > 0:22:20Whoo! Alakay! Yeah!

0:22:20 > 0:22:23The prodigal son returns - this is perfect!

0:22:23 > 0:22:26I thought you hated Zuba.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Oh, I do, I do.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I do. I hate him. Oh, I do.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33And I am going to use Alakay, yes,

0:22:33 > 0:22:36I am going to use him to get rid of Zuba once and for all.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Giddy up, feathered horse.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42Make way, move it out the way. Stand aside.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44New York! It's a bit of a dump.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Are you sure we're not in New Jersey?

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Hello, New Yorkers. Your new king is here.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52This calls for a celebration.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Maurice, I think they like me.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56You got to love a non-hostile takeover.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58# Boom sha chaka chaka la

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Chaka chaka what? # Chaka chaka ha. #

0:23:01 > 0:23:04HE LAUGHS, MUSIC PLAYS

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Excuse me, excuse me.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10I'm Marty. I'm kind of new around here.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12ALL: Hey, Marty.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Hey.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17You're a good-looking group.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19- You like to run?- ALL: Oh, yeah!

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Running is crackalacking.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23That's right! Crackalacking.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27You guys are speaking my crackalacking language.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29What? You don't have doctors here?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Well, not any more.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33What if you catch a cold?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36We go over to the dying holes and we die.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39HE COUGHS

0:23:39 > 0:23:41OK, you guys really need a doctor!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Hey, we have an opening. - Would you be interested?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Me? A doctor?

0:23:51 > 0:23:52It's raining men. Hallelujah.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Y'all got it going on.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57How come you don't have a man in your life?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- You got worms? - I've been got rid of those.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Listen, girls, Manhattan is short on two things -

0:24:01 > 0:24:03parking and hippos.

0:24:03 > 0:24:08Hey, everybody, I just found out that my son here is a dog garn king!

0:24:08 > 0:24:09The King of New York.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11CROWD: Ooh!

0:24:11 > 0:24:15Show me some of your moves, son. Come on, don't be bashful.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18All right. Ooh! This one always knocks them dead.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20ROAR!

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Look out! The King is mad.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23The King is mad.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Now, let's all welcome him back into the pride with open arms.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Welcome to the herd, Marty.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Me?- In the herd? I've always wanted to be part of a herd.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39- It's one for all... - ALL: ..and all for all, y'all.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43How do I look?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Technically, a traditional witch doctor

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- has a bone through his nose.- Huh?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Don't worry, it's just a clip-on.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Voila! He's a witch doctor!

0:24:53 > 0:24:55My mother will be so happy.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58MUSIC: Big And Chunky by Will.I.Am

0:24:58 > 0:25:03Look out, I think Moto Moto likes you.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Here he comes.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14# I like 'em big # I like 'em chunky

0:25:14 > 0:25:15# I like 'em big

0:25:15 > 0:25:17# I like 'em plumpy SCREAMING

0:25:17 > 0:25:19# I like 'em round

0:25:19 > 0:25:21# With something, something

0:25:21 > 0:25:23# They like my sound

0:25:23 > 0:25:26- # They think I'm funky... # - Goodness girl, you huge.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Girl, you as quick as you are hefty.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34So, you're Moto Moto.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36The name's so nice, you say it twice.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38I kind of like it, fatso.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40I'll see you around, girl.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43It won't be hard, cos you so plumpy.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48CHEERING

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Whoops.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54I hate to be a party-pooper, Zuba.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57But some of the other lions were wondering

0:25:57 > 0:25:59when you were going to banish your son?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01What are you talking about, Makunga?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04It's nothing really, they're griping about how Alakay

0:26:04 > 0:26:07never went through the rite of passage, blah, blah, blah...

0:26:07 > 0:26:09So, technically speaking,

0:26:09 > 0:26:12he can't be a member of the pride. It's nonsense.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- I had forgotten about the rite of passage.- What is it?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17What's this rite of passage?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19It is a traditional coming of age ceremony,

0:26:19 > 0:26:23where young lions earn their manes by demonstrating their skills.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Sort of a show-skill talent show type of deal?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Yeah, strutting their stuff.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Great, a performance! I think that's up my alley, guys.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32If it's tradition, I want to do it.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Strut my stuff, earn my mane. I want to be Aleki.- Alakay.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Alakay, even better.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40We will hold the rite of passage first thing in the morning.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42That's wonderful. Good luck, Alakay.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Where I come from, we say, "Break a leg."

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Oh, that's my boy!

0:26:53 > 0:26:56# Cos I'm a private dancer

0:26:56 > 0:27:01# A dancer for money Da da da da duh duh da...

0:27:05 > 0:27:08# And any old music will do. #

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Beautiful, isn't it?

0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Yeah.- It's amazing.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19Guys, this is where we belong.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Operation Tourist Trap is a go.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Oh, I like that one. That's a good one.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27It works on many levels, sir.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29- You guys are a bunch of suck-ups. - That too, sir.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32- Absolutely.- Hey.- Stations.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Stage one, go.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Oh, no! What have I done?

0:27:50 > 0:27:51Come on, take the bait.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54- What happened? - Look at the poor little guy.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Is he dead?

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Stage two, go, go, go.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08I will give him the kiss of life.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10ALL: Ooh!

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Rico.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Rico!

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Reverse.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Gas. Music.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23MUSIC: More Than A Feeling by Boston

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Stop!

0:28:25 > 0:28:29Stop! Come back!

0:28:30 > 0:28:33What is all this rock and roll racket?

0:28:39 > 0:28:41Is she dead?

0:28:41 > 0:28:43No.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47Oi!

0:28:50 > 0:28:52You hoodlums!

0:28:54 > 0:28:59- Good heavens, are you OK? - Lady, I found your pocket book.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Oh, my handbag. Such a good boy.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05Nana can't survive without it.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Wow, you are one tough cookie.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Brownies, Troop 416, Yonkers.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11OK, nobody panic.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13The best thing we can do is stay together.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15We wait for another tour Jeep.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18- It may take hours and it's getting dark, but...- Where are you going?

0:29:18 > 0:29:22I'm not going to stay in the open and get attacked by more animals.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25- I am too old to die.- I don't know about you guys,

0:29:25 > 0:29:28but I'm going with her. Old lady, wait up!

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Please, we need to stay...

0:29:31 > 0:29:34together.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Fine, we'll go that way.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39- Anyone want a hard candy? - ALL: Ooh!

0:29:41 > 0:29:45- Easy now.- Watch your step.

0:29:45 > 0:29:46This, right here.

0:29:46 > 0:29:48OK. Are you ready?

0:29:50 > 0:29:52This is where you always slept.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Oh, man!

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Wow!

0:29:58 > 0:30:01- Was this mine?- Look at you. Look at him, honey.- Oh, my...

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Oh, this thing. Look. Look.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06RATTLES I remember this.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08He remembers.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11- It's a little harder than I... - You never slept on the right end.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13You always slept on the bottom end.

0:30:13 > 0:30:18Is that, is that my...?

0:30:18 > 0:30:20- Is that me?- Mm-hm.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22You had the cutest little paws.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25Little bitty old paws.

0:30:25 > 0:30:29- You did that the day we lost you. - Mm, yeah.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32Wow, I was so young.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34What happened to me?

0:30:34 > 0:30:36It was all my fault.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38I turned my back for one minute and...

0:30:38 > 0:30:42It was not your fault. Your father did everything he could.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45He tracked those hunters for weeks.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Far off the reserve.

0:30:47 > 0:30:51Finally, I had to assume that the hunters, well...

0:30:51 > 0:30:54We thought... we thought they'd killed you.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57But my son fought those hunters off, huh?

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Don't mess with the King of New York.

0:30:59 > 0:31:03- That's right.- All right, all right, you boys better be careful.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Watch out before you break something.

0:31:05 > 0:31:06SHE LAUGHS

0:31:06 > 0:31:09You used to call this Foofie.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11"Foofie"?

0:31:11 > 0:31:14- Foofie.- He doesn't want that thing.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16It's my Foofie!

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Zuba, you better give him his Foofie.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24I mean, no, thank you. Thank you.

0:31:24 > 0:31:25It's perfect.

0:31:25 > 0:31:28Well, son, you get your rest. You have a big day tomorrow.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31You're going to need all your strength.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33I am going to bring the house down for you, Dad.

0:31:33 > 0:31:37I hope so. Otherwise your father will have to banish you.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39Oh, jeez, Mom, really?

0:31:39 > 0:31:44I know you're going to do us proud. You know why?

0:31:44 > 0:31:47You were born with it.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48Good night, Alakay.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50My boy.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52My own boy.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56My son's a king.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59My son's a king!

0:32:08 > 0:32:10Good night, Mom.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Good night, Alakay.

0:32:19 > 0:32:20Foofie.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23Foofie! Grr! My Foofie!

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Foofie, Foofie, Foofie, my Foofie!

0:32:28 > 0:32:31No sign of civilisation.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33Everybody appears very tired.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35I think we're lost.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Hey, Nana, do you even know where you're going?

0:32:38 > 0:32:42No. But I'm going with a skip in my step and a smile on my face.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Sure, right, OK. Yeah, all right.

0:32:44 > 0:32:45RUSTLING

0:32:45 > 0:32:48- GASPS - Oh, it's people.

0:32:48 > 0:32:49Where did you come from?

0:32:49 > 0:32:53- Can you help us? We're lost. - We're lost too.- It was awful -

0:32:53 > 0:32:55a flash of black and white, and they were gone.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58- They took the Jeep, everything. - That happened to our Jeep too.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00What are we going to do?

0:33:00 > 0:33:02- How are we all going to survive? - No food, no water, no shelter.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04What are we going to do?!

0:33:04 > 0:33:06WHISTLE

0:33:06 > 0:33:09You can let nature get the best of you

0:33:09 > 0:33:12or you can get the best of nature.

0:33:13 > 0:33:14THEY GASP

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Gather round, children.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18We are New Yorkers, right?

0:33:18 > 0:33:19Yeah.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22- We survived the concrete jungle. ALL:- That's right.

0:33:22 > 0:33:26When we need food, we hunt for a decent hot-dog stand,

0:33:26 > 0:33:27- am I right?- She's right.

0:33:27 > 0:33:32- When we need shelter, we build skyscrapers.- Exactly!

0:33:32 > 0:33:35We need water, we build a dam.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38Come on! We're New Yorkers, for crying out loud!

0:33:38 > 0:33:41If we can make it there, we can make it anywhere!

0:33:41 > 0:33:42THEY CHEERS

0:33:57 > 0:34:00I'm coming, King Julien.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02# Tra la la la la... #

0:34:02 > 0:34:04HE SCREAMS

0:34:06 > 0:34:09Bad fishy! Bad fishy!

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Oh! Nasher, no, no!

0:34:11 > 0:34:14HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Why am I laughing?

0:34:20 > 0:34:22Skipper, we have all the parts we need,

0:34:22 > 0:34:24but we're slightly behind schedule.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26- How slightly?- Six to nine years.

0:34:26 > 0:34:2869 years?!

0:34:28 > 0:34:30No, six TO nine years.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Right, what happened to our thumbs?

0:34:32 > 0:34:34Haven't seen them since yesterday, sir.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Darn you, Darwin!

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Nobody goes AWOL on my watch.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41Private, you're coming with me.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44Rico, you're coming with me.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46We'll track them down for Court Martial.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48That won't be necessary.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51We've recruited a few extra thumbs for you, Skipper.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02Oh, I doubt that.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Stop lollygagging. Let's get to work.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12We'll divide into three groups.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Group Alpha, you're in charge of sheet metal fabrication.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16Group Bronson, you'll handle assembly.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18Group George Peppard, you'll handle gas services.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Any questions? Good.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Now, let's get to work.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32I'd like to kiss you, monkey man.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35All right. But you're so darn ugly.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43All right, so, little cub scouts,

0:35:43 > 0:35:46just remember a great dance performance comes from the heart.

0:35:46 > 0:35:51It just comes straight from the heart, you'll never go wrong.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53- Sure,- Mr. Hey, Alakay.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56I happened to walk by, thought I'd wish you luck.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58You're not nervous, are you?

0:35:58 > 0:36:00No, it's my thing. It's kind of what I do.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03In my opinion, the key to this is choosing the right competitor.

0:36:03 > 0:36:06Oh, you mean this is like a dance battle sort of thing?

0:36:06 > 0:36:08- Like a dance-off?- Erm, sure.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11Great. Love that, freestyle, put your moves out.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13Who do you think would be a good match for me?

0:36:13 > 0:36:16- Just to keep things interesting. - Oh, well.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18I wish I could help,

0:36:18 > 0:36:22but that's strictly against our tradition and all we hold sacred.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25But if it was me out there, I'd choose Teetsi.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27Teetsi. OK. Sounds interesting.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Makunga, right? Thank you.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32Anything for Zuba's boy.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34- Go get 'em, Tiger.- Shake it out.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37Five, six, seven, eight.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Let's go, let's do it, let's do this.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42CROWD CHANT AND CHEER

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Let us begin the rite of passage ceremony.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02- Come on, baby, make Momma proud! - Woman, I'm trying to take care of

0:37:02 > 0:37:04- business here!- I'm on it, Mom. WHOOPING

0:37:04 > 0:37:08- Who will be the first participant? - Oh, me. Me, me, me, me, please!

0:37:08 > 0:37:11How about you, the tall handsome one?

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Choose your opponent.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Let me see. Hmm...

0:37:15 > 0:37:20I guess I'll pick...

0:37:21 > 0:37:24..Teetsi. CROWD GASPS

0:37:24 > 0:37:27Teetsi?! Why did he pick Teetsi?

0:37:27 > 0:37:28That's my boy.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30He got some gumption there.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33Somebody wake him up. Wake him up.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45HE ROARS

0:37:45 > 0:37:48All right, so, Teetsi, come on, let's do this.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Come on, Teetsi-fly. Little Teetsi-fly.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53Come on, let's see your stuff. Bring it.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Let's dance.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57OK, but it's only fair to warn you

0:37:57 > 0:38:00that I am a protegee of Fosse and Robbins.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03Not dance, dance. Fight!

0:38:03 > 0:38:06Oh, dance-fight. You got it.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09# Do da do, do da do do. #

0:38:13 > 0:38:15- Is he dancing? - What is he doing?

0:38:15 > 0:38:17I know that boy is not dancing.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20This is even better than I thought.

0:38:22 > 0:38:23Alakay, turn around!

0:38:23 > 0:38:25No, no, Pop.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28It's hop, shuffle, ball change, hip swish, turn around.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40Oh, no.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44- Alakay, are you hurt? - Oh, yeah, I am.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Did I win?

0:38:46 > 0:38:49No, no, son, I mean, how could this happen?

0:38:49 > 0:38:51You told us you were a king.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53A king does not get beat.

0:38:53 > 0:38:57I AM a king. I'm the King of New York.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59It's my stage name.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02- I am like a... You know, for when I perform.- Perform?

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Oh, no. This is horrible.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07Alakay has failed the test.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Who would have ever imagined

0:39:09 > 0:39:14that today Zuba would have to banish...his own son.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Zuba, no.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Zuba, yes.

0:39:18 > 0:39:22Sadly, the alpha lion must cast out all failures.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36Then I am no longer the alpha lion.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39CROWD GASPS Dad, what are you doing?

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Dad, no.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44You can't do this.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Who could possibly take Zuba's place?

0:39:47 > 0:39:48Anyone?

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Someone?

0:39:50 > 0:39:52- No-one?- Hey.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54You, sir? I guess not.

0:39:54 > 0:39:58I... This is all very awkward, but I suppose

0:39:58 > 0:40:01I could carry this tremendous burden.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05Teetsi. Get the hat.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11As your new leader, I hereby banish Alakay.

0:40:11 > 0:40:13He shall wear this hat of shame

0:40:13 > 0:40:16and leave the watering hole

0:40:16 > 0:40:19for 1,000 years or life.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Whichever comes last.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Come on, shoo shoo!

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Get out of here! You should have told us, son.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31You should have told us you weren't a real king.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34You never told me I'd have to fight anybody.

0:40:34 > 0:40:35What did you expect, son?

0:40:35 > 0:40:38I don't know, maybe a little fatherly advice.

0:40:38 > 0:40:39Like, "Hey, son, it's a fight."

0:40:39 > 0:40:42- You're a lion, aren't you? - But I'd never fought another...

0:40:42 > 0:40:44No, I guess not. You dance.

0:40:44 > 0:40:48And other stuff. The point is, your pal Makunga set me up back there.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50- None of this would have happened... - If you were a real lion.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52- Zuba! - Yeah, I said it.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56A real lion?

0:40:56 > 0:40:59Thanks.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03Thanks a lot.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15Saw.

0:41:15 > 0:41:16Suture.

0:41:18 > 0:41:19Swab.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21You're in my light, Stephen.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23Ooh, sir, you've got a brown spot on your shoulder.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Yes, that's very observant of you, Stephen.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28As you can see, I am covered in brown spots.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32OK, that bone will be good as new in a few weeks.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34So, I don't have to pick out a dying hole?

0:41:34 > 0:41:37- No, Timo, you've got your whole life ahead of you.- Really?

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Go out and grab it by the horns.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42- Thank you, Dr Mankiewicz. - Break a leg. Sweet kid.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Erm, this spot looks like witch doctor's disease.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47Witch doctor's disease?

0:41:47 > 0:41:50That's the most ridiculous disease I've ever heard of, Stephen.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52- Whoa!- Don't ask.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55- Someone's been "knotty"! - HE LAUGHS

0:41:55 > 0:41:57OK, this won't hurt a bit.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01Joe, our last witch doctor, he had a spot just like that.

0:42:01 > 0:42:05And Monday, Joe, Wednesday, no Joe.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Wednesday, no Joe?

0:42:07 > 0:42:10Oh, I can breathe. Thanks, doc.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12So, this witch doctor's disease is a real thing?

0:42:12 > 0:42:17You'll find a cure. Hey, you've got at least 48 hours.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19But I've never even heard of it.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22I mean, I-I don't have any penicillin.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24I'd need a Cat scan just to get started.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27Have a lion look you over, they'd be happy to.

0:42:38 > 0:42:39Ta-da!

0:42:39 > 0:42:41- That guy's got talent. - Tremendous.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Bet you haven't seen that one before.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Knocked 'em dead in New York.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50- Hey. Let's all give it a try. - Yeah!

0:42:50 > 0:42:54Try all you want to, but it's going to take years of practice.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57You're never going to get a tight stream till you build up

0:42:57 > 0:43:00your lip muscles to the point where you can purse your lips

0:43:00 > 0:43:02like this. You got it?

0:43:15 > 0:43:17ALL: Ta-da!

0:43:20 > 0:43:23How did you...? You guys got it right out the box.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26- If you can do it, we can do it. - It's in our blood.

0:43:26 > 0:43:29I always thought I was a little bit unique.

0:43:29 > 0:43:33ALL: We are unique. Hey, we are like a force of nature.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35- A million points of light. - And dark stripes!

0:43:35 > 0:43:38ALL: Exactly the same.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41Exactly the same.

0:43:41 > 0:43:43Looks impressive, Kowalski.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48- But will it fly?- Yes, if we fold it here, here and here.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53Nice.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06Oh, man.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08My dad thinks I'm a total loser.

0:44:08 > 0:44:10I've ruined my parents' lives.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12That is definitely not crackalacking.

0:44:12 > 0:44:15It is lacking in the cracking, my friend.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17I've got to fix this.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19So.

0:44:19 > 0:44:23There's, erm, there's something I've got to tell you.

0:44:23 > 0:44:24Hey, guys!

0:44:24 > 0:44:26Is this place great or what?!

0:44:26 > 0:44:29I'd go with "or what."

0:44:29 > 0:44:32I'll tell you what, you're not going to believe it, but...ha!...

0:44:32 > 0:44:35I got a date with Moto Moto.

0:44:35 > 0:44:37Who's Moto Moto?

0:44:37 > 0:44:40He is so big and handsome and big.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42You know what Moto Moto means?

0:44:42 > 0:44:45- Twins?- It means hot hot.

0:44:45 > 0:44:46Hot hot?

0:44:46 > 0:44:49OK, when did you start parlez-ing African?

0:44:49 > 0:44:51It is in my blood.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54Don't worry, you can flirt around with Mr Hot pants after I'm gone.

0:44:54 > 0:44:57What's the deal, Melman? Why am I the parade and you're rain?

0:44:57 > 0:44:59Why'd you drive your parade under my rain?

0:44:59 > 0:45:01Maybe I'll just parade myself in another part of town.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04- Whoa, whoa, guys. - Fine by me. Main Street's mine.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07You can have your stinking Main Street.

0:45:07 > 0:45:11- And you can take your hottie-tot float and your Mr Hot...- What?

0:45:11 > 0:45:12What are we talking about?

0:45:12 > 0:45:14Come on. Why don't you just tell her?

0:45:14 > 0:45:16You tell... Tell her what?

0:45:16 > 0:45:18I don't know what you're talking about.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20So, I guess I'll go, then.

0:45:20 > 0:45:24- You know what, don't bother. - Don't get up on my account.

0:45:24 > 0:45:25No, no, Melman. Gloria.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27I thought you guys were friends.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29Guys, Marty is absolutely right.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31- Marty?- Marty?

0:45:31 > 0:45:33Marty?

0:45:33 > 0:45:34What the heck is going on?

0:45:34 > 0:45:40You're not... I thought he... Oh. You're not...him. He's... Oh.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43You thought that guy was me?

0:45:43 > 0:45:46No, no, I mean, yes, you guys do...

0:45:46 > 0:45:48You thought I was him?!

0:45:48 > 0:45:50You guys do, kind of, look a little...

0:45:50 > 0:45:53You look a lot alike! Marty, you look alike, come on!

0:45:53 > 0:45:57You laugh alike, you talk alike, you use the same speech pattern...

0:45:57 > 0:46:00It's a little weird, really. Come on, Marty.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03So, you're saying there's nothing unique about me.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05I'm just like any other zebra.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07No, of course you're different.

0:46:07 > 0:46:08- BOTH:- How?

0:46:10 > 0:46:13OK, OK, I can't tell you apart.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15Maybe you could wear a bell or something?

0:46:15 > 0:46:18- A bell?- OK, not a bell. A bell is a bad idea.

0:46:18 > 0:46:21No, no, how about a T-shirt that says, "I'm with stupid"?

0:46:21 > 0:46:23- I'm not stupid. - Not you, stupid, him stupid.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26You know, while you've been off doing the prancing pony

0:46:26 > 0:46:29with a new posse, I've been having pretty much

0:46:29 > 0:46:31the worst day of my life. OK?

0:46:31 > 0:46:34It's always about you, isn't it?

0:46:34 > 0:46:37My problems are just a little bit bigger than yours, Marty.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40All right, I couldn't tell you apart. So what?

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Yeah, fine, run away, Marty. Run away.

0:46:43 > 0:46:44That's what you do best.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46Just like back in New York.

0:46:46 > 0:46:50I'm right here. But you can't tell that, right?

0:46:52 > 0:46:55Your one-of-a-million friend hopes you enjoy

0:46:55 > 0:46:58your bigger-than-anyone-else's problems alone.

0:46:58 > 0:47:01Good. Leave. I don't need you to help me solve my problems.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03You know what, you're a dime a dozen.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05I can't tell which one's Marty.

0:47:05 > 0:47:07Wait a minute, wait a minute, I don't care.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10- MARTY:- Nice hat, ya show-off!

0:47:15 > 0:47:18Marty...

0:47:18 > 0:47:19don't go.

0:47:19 > 0:47:21Giddy up, giddy up.

0:47:23 > 0:47:27Look, Maurice, here's the perfect spot for my summer palace.

0:47:27 > 0:47:32So, please, fill in all these holes and relocate the riff-raff. Oh!

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Who would leave a perfectly good head lying around?

0:47:35 > 0:47:37- What a waste.- Tell me about it.

0:47:37 > 0:47:39I am in my prime here.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41I'm terminal, you know?

0:47:41 > 0:47:46Probably only have another two days left to live.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48That's a bummer, man.

0:47:48 > 0:47:53If I, King Julien - that's my name - only had two days left to live,

0:47:53 > 0:47:56I would do all the things I've ever dreamed of doing.

0:47:56 > 0:48:00- Like what?- I would love to become a professional whistler.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03I'm pretty amazing at it now but I want to get,

0:48:03 > 0:48:06like, even better. And make my living out of it.

0:48:06 > 0:48:08ATTEMPTS TO WHISTLE

0:48:14 > 0:48:16You know what else I would do?

0:48:16 > 0:48:21I would invade a neighbouring country and impose my own ideology.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23Even if they didn't want it.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Easy for you to say, you're a king.

0:48:25 > 0:48:30Yes, and you are only just a sad little head.

0:48:30 > 0:48:33But there must be something you want to do before you die?

0:48:33 > 0:48:35Well, there is this one thing.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38- What is it? Tell me. - No, no, I couldn't.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40- I mean...- What is it?

0:48:40 > 0:48:42You know, I just never really had the guts

0:48:42 > 0:48:45- to tell Gloria how I feel... - What is it? Please, tell me!

0:48:45 > 0:48:48I never really had the guts to tell Gloria how I feel about her.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50How I've always felt about her.

0:48:50 > 0:48:52Fine, don't tell me.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Oh, is it a woman?

0:48:54 > 0:48:57You didn't tell me we were talking about a woman.

0:48:57 > 0:48:59What are you afraid of?

0:48:59 > 0:49:01You're a dead man anyway, come on.

0:49:01 > 0:49:04Yeah? Yeah, you're right.

0:49:04 > 0:49:08Well, you're going to march right up to this woman.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11Right? You look her right in the eye, you lean forward.

0:49:11 > 0:49:16Almost all the way, then you let her lean forward just another little way

0:49:16 > 0:49:21until you are just a lip's distance away from each other,

0:49:21 > 0:49:24then you just tell her

0:49:24 > 0:49:25how much you hate her.

0:49:25 > 0:49:29Actually, it's more like love her.

0:49:29 > 0:49:31Oh, you sly dog!

0:49:31 > 0:49:34Woof woof! You are a real player, you know that?

0:49:34 > 0:49:36Now, listen to me.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39- You got to rise up. You hearing me?- Yeah.

0:49:39 > 0:49:41- I don't think you hear it. - Yeah.

0:49:41 > 0:49:44- Good. You got to rise up. - # Rising up! #

0:49:44 > 0:49:46- Yeah.- You got to get out of that hole.- I'm rising up.

0:49:46 > 0:49:48He's rising, Maurice.

0:49:48 > 0:49:50- I'm rising, Maurice. - # Rising! #

0:49:50 > 0:49:52- You go right up to this woman. - Yeah!

0:49:52 > 0:49:54- # Do you feel it? #- Yeah!

0:49:54 > 0:49:57You are going to go right up to her face...

0:49:57 > 0:49:59- And tell her. - And then you're going to say, "Baby,

0:49:59 > 0:50:01"I dig you." Yeah!

0:50:01 > 0:50:04Yeah! I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it.

0:50:04 > 0:50:07I love that happy little head.

0:50:07 > 0:50:11- # La la la la la la... - She love you, yup, yup

0:50:11 > 0:50:15- # La la la la la la... - She love you, yup. #

0:50:15 > 0:50:18She loves me. She loves my eyes.

0:50:18 > 0:50:20# She loves me

0:50:20 > 0:50:22# She loves my thighs

0:50:22 > 0:50:24# She loves my roundness

0:50:24 > 0:50:27# She love that I'm chunky

0:50:27 > 0:50:28# She love that I'm plumpy

0:50:28 > 0:50:30# She love my heftiness

0:50:30 > 0:50:32# She love my zestiness

0:50:32 > 0:50:34# She love me restlessly

0:50:34 > 0:50:37# She love me forever

0:50:37 > 0:50:40# She love me cos she loves me. #

0:50:40 > 0:50:45Moto Moto, before things get too serious...

0:50:45 > 0:50:48Well, I was wondering, if I were to, for example, stay here,

0:50:48 > 0:50:50I'd like to ask you...

0:50:50 > 0:50:55Let your candy lips be the messengers to my ear canal.

0:50:55 > 0:50:57Well, I don't know. I have so many questions.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00Well, I promise, the answer will always be yes,

0:51:00 > 0:51:03unless no is required.

0:51:03 > 0:51:08OK, so, what it is about me that you find so interesting?

0:51:08 > 0:51:11You are the most plumpinous girl I've ever met.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13OK. Other than that.

0:51:13 > 0:51:18Let's see. Well, you know, you chunky.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20Right.

0:51:20 > 0:51:24Erm... My gosh, girl, you huge.

0:51:24 > 0:51:25You said that.

0:51:25 > 0:51:29Yeah, that's right, we don't have to talk no more.

0:51:29 > 0:51:32Gloria!

0:51:32 > 0:51:35- Gloria?- Melman.

0:51:37 > 0:51:40Erm, Melman, I want you to meet Moto Moto.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42Ah, Moto Moto.

0:51:42 > 0:51:45Yeah, nice to, erm, nice to meet you.

0:51:45 > 0:51:49- Well, I guess I, erm... - It's OK, Melman.

0:51:49 > 0:51:50Apology accepted.

0:51:50 > 0:51:55Oh. Right, yes. That's why I... Good.

0:51:55 > 0:51:57Phew! OK. That's...

0:51:57 > 0:52:00- Well, that's it, then.- Yeah, good.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02We kind of busy here, man.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04No, no, that's not it.

0:52:05 > 0:52:08Listen, Mototo. You better treat this lady like a queen.

0:52:08 > 0:52:12Because you, my friend, you found yourself the perfect woman.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman,

0:52:15 > 0:52:17I would give her flowers every day.

0:52:17 > 0:52:20And not just any flowers, OK? Her favourites are orchids.

0:52:20 > 0:52:22White. And breakfast in bed.

0:52:22 > 0:52:25Six loaves of wheat toast with butter both sides, no crust,

0:52:25 > 0:52:28the way she likes it. I'd be her shoulder to cry on

0:52:28 > 0:52:30and her best friend.

0:52:30 > 0:52:33And I'd spend every day trying to think of how to make her laugh.

0:52:33 > 0:52:37She has the most... most amazing laugh.

0:52:40 > 0:52:43That, I mean, that's what I would do if I were you.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45But I'm not, so you do it.

0:52:47 > 0:52:51Erm, OK. What?

0:52:51 > 0:52:54That was beautiful.

0:52:54 > 0:52:57Anyways. Where were we?

0:52:57 > 0:52:59I'm huge?

0:53:01 > 0:53:03Surprised to see me, Makunga?

0:53:03 > 0:53:06Well, I'm here to set things straight. Like a real lion.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08Is this real enough for you?

0:53:08 > 0:53:10How about this? This is for setting me up.

0:53:10 > 0:53:12This is for stealing my dad's job.

0:53:12 > 0:53:17This is for humiliating my family and making me feel like a fool!

0:53:17 > 0:53:19HE SCREAMS

0:53:32 > 0:53:33Had enough?

0:53:33 > 0:53:36Sure, fly away. Coward.

0:53:36 > 0:53:37SCREAMING

0:53:47 > 0:53:50The water. It's gone.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52The watering hole has never gone dry before.

0:53:52 > 0:53:55We're going to need a lot more dying holes.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58Out of my way. What is going on here?

0:53:58 > 0:54:01The watering hole's dried up. There's barely enough for one of us.

0:54:01 > 0:54:03- Yes, good observation, Shirley. - I'm Bobby.

0:54:03 > 0:54:06- What do we do? - Quiet! Listen up.

0:54:06 > 0:54:11I am afraid there is only one solution to this horrible crisis.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14We'll all have to fight for it.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17- Fight for it?- That's crazy.

0:54:17 > 0:54:19That's not fair. You'd win.

0:54:19 > 0:54:22- Exactly, Shirley. - I'm Bob...

0:54:22 > 0:54:25Sorry, folks, but life isn't fair. I am in charge now,

0:54:25 > 0:54:29thanks to Alakay, the dancing lion.

0:54:29 > 0:54:32Please, Makunga, this is the only water on the reserve.

0:54:32 > 0:54:36If you're thirsty, you'll have to look for water off the reserve.

0:54:36 > 0:54:38- Off the reserve? - It's too dangerous.

0:54:38 > 0:54:40The hunters would shoot us.

0:54:40 > 0:54:42No-one leaves the reserve and survives.

0:54:42 > 0:54:44I left the reserve.

0:54:44 > 0:54:45And survived.

0:54:47 > 0:54:49I could do something about this.

0:54:49 > 0:54:51Looks like a clogged pipe. Like we get in New York

0:54:51 > 0:54:54all the time. I'll just travel upriver...

0:54:54 > 0:54:56Off the reserve?

0:54:56 > 0:54:58- You? - HE LAUGHS

0:54:58 > 0:55:00Yeah, me. I'll unclog the pipe and bring back water.

0:55:00 > 0:55:02Great. I'd help you pack,

0:55:02 > 0:55:06but by the looks of that hat, I see you're all set!

0:55:06 > 0:55:08Yeah, fine, go ahead, laugh.

0:55:08 > 0:55:11Laugh your mane off. I'm going to prove you wrong.

0:55:11 > 0:55:14Maybe you should try a little rain dance.

0:55:14 > 0:55:18# Ba da bum, la la la. #

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Zuba would know what to do. Where's Zuba?

0:55:22 > 0:55:25- You don't care about us. - Zuba should be in charge, not you.

0:55:25 > 0:55:27Yeah, where's Zuba?

0:55:29 > 0:55:31All right! Fine.

0:55:31 > 0:55:35As an added measure, I will consult with Zuba.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42Marty?

0:55:51 > 0:55:53Marty?

0:55:58 > 0:55:59Marty?

0:56:01 > 0:56:03Marty?

0:56:03 > 0:56:07Excuse me. Excuse me.

0:56:07 > 0:56:10Hi. Is Marty in there?

0:56:10 > 0:56:13- Marty?- Has anyone seen Marty?

0:56:14 > 0:56:17Which one of us is Marty?

0:56:17 > 0:56:19All right.

0:56:19 > 0:56:23- If you see him, tell him his friend, Alex, came to say goodbye.- Goodbye?

0:56:23 > 0:56:26- Don't go.- Where you going? - Can we come?

0:56:26 > 0:56:30No, no, this is something I have to do alone.

0:56:42 > 0:56:45- What are you doing? - Hey, hunters are everywhere.

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Could you leave the hat?

0:56:47 > 0:56:49Marty, look, I know you're in there.

0:56:49 > 0:56:54And before I go, I got something I want to say.

0:56:54 > 0:56:56You've been a great friend.

0:56:56 > 0:56:59You've helped me so often to see the bright side of my problems.

0:56:59 > 0:57:03I never think of you as having any.

0:57:03 > 0:57:05I wasn't there for you when you needed me.

0:57:05 > 0:57:08Just like back at the zoo.

0:57:08 > 0:57:10What kind of friend does that make me?

0:57:10 > 0:57:13A pretty lousy friend, I guess.

0:57:13 > 0:57:16Well, I just want you to know that...

0:57:16 > 0:57:18you're one in a million.

0:57:18 > 0:57:19This is just touching.

0:57:19 > 0:57:21- It is touching. - SOBBING

0:57:21 > 0:57:25So, could you please turn around so I can tell you to your face?

0:57:25 > 0:57:28That's right. Got you.

0:57:28 > 0:57:30I see you in there. Yeah, yeah, you.

0:57:30 > 0:57:32That's right, you. You, right there.

0:57:32 > 0:57:3612th row, 203rd from the left.

0:57:36 > 0:57:38That's you, Marty.

0:57:38 > 0:57:41I know it's you.

0:57:41 > 0:57:44You know what makes you special?

0:57:44 > 0:57:46These guys, they're white with black stripes.

0:57:46 > 0:57:48You're black with white stripes.

0:57:48 > 0:57:50You're a dreamer, Marty.

0:57:50 > 0:57:51Always have been.

0:57:51 > 0:57:54You have great taste in music

0:57:54 > 0:57:56and horrible taste in friends.

0:57:56 > 0:58:00Well, not Melman and Gloria, but me.

0:58:02 > 0:58:04OK, I'm in.

0:58:04 > 0:58:05No, Marty, you can't come with me.

0:58:05 > 0:58:07I don't believe you have a choice.

0:58:12 > 0:58:13People are out there.

0:58:13 > 0:58:17You're crazy! Come back! No, no. The people will get you.

0:58:17 > 0:58:19You got to leave the hat!

0:58:24 > 0:58:26Any water?

0:58:26 > 0:58:29No, just more diamonds and gold.

0:58:32 > 0:58:34ALL SIGH

0:58:34 > 0:58:36OK, don't give up hope.

0:58:36 > 0:58:38Listen up! I will help you.

0:58:38 > 0:58:41There's only one way to get your precious water.

0:58:41 > 0:58:45I, your beloved King Julien,

0:58:45 > 0:58:51must simply make a small sacrifice to my good friends the water gods...

0:58:51 > 0:58:52in...the volcano.

0:58:52 > 0:58:55DRAMATIC FLOURISH

0:58:56 > 0:58:57What does that do?

0:58:57 > 0:59:00"What does that do?" Excellent question.

0:59:00 > 0:59:02My sacrifice goes in the volcano.

0:59:02 > 0:59:06Then the friendly gods eat up my sacrifice.

0:59:06 > 0:59:08"Mm, very nice. Thank you for the sacrifice.

0:59:08 > 0:59:11"Good, have another sacrifice. No, I've had enough for today.

0:59:11 > 0:59:14"Listen, I'm going to be very insulted if...

0:59:14 > 0:59:16"I don't want another sacrifice! OK?

0:59:16 > 0:59:18"Look at you, you look skinny.

0:59:18 > 0:59:20"No, I think I've have had enough, clear?!"

0:59:22 > 0:59:25The gods eat the sacrifice, they are grateful.

0:59:25 > 0:59:28They give me some of their water.

0:59:28 > 0:59:30- Then I give it to you.- What?

0:59:30 > 0:59:32Does it work?

0:59:32 > 0:59:33No.

0:59:33 > 0:59:35I mean, yes.

0:59:35 > 0:59:37Well, Maurice?

0:59:37 > 0:59:39Erm...50/50.

0:59:39 > 0:59:42THEY ALL BABBLE EXCITEDLY

0:59:42 > 0:59:45Excellent. Now, all I need is someone

0:59:45 > 0:59:51who'd like to go in the volcano and get eaten by gods.

0:59:51 > 0:59:53Any hands? Hands, anybody?

0:59:53 > 0:59:57OK, I need someone, perhaps, who has never found love.

0:59:57 > 1:00:02Who could look death straight in the eyeball, a real genuine hero.

1:00:02 > 1:00:04- I'll do it.- Melman?

1:00:04 > 1:00:06CHEERING

1:00:14 > 1:00:17Hurry up, before we all come to our senses.

1:00:18 > 1:00:20Melman, what is wrong with you?

1:00:20 > 1:00:21I'm dying anyway.

1:00:21 > 1:00:24If there's a chance it will get you water, it will be worth it.

1:00:24 > 1:00:26Are you nuts?

1:00:26 > 1:00:28Gloria, I just want you to know, back at the zoo,

1:00:28 > 1:00:32it was never the doctors or the prescriptions that kept me going.

1:00:32 > 1:00:36It was always you. Seeing you every day,

1:00:36 > 1:00:39that's what kept me going.

1:00:42 > 1:00:44Melman, wait!

1:00:52 > 1:00:56- You going to mope around like this all day?- Hmph.

1:00:56 > 1:00:58Don't "hmph" me. Listen, Zuba.

1:00:58 > 1:01:00A miracle happened.

1:01:00 > 1:01:03Our son has come back to us.

1:01:03 > 1:01:06How come that is not good enough for you?

1:01:06 > 1:01:08What are you saying, woman?

1:01:08 > 1:01:11We lost him once, Zuba.

1:01:11 > 1:01:13Let's not lose him again.

1:01:21 > 1:01:24Zuba.

1:01:24 > 1:01:26- Zuba.- Get out of here!

1:01:26 > 1:01:27What do you want, Makunga?

1:01:27 > 1:01:30It's awful. The watering hole has dried up.

1:01:30 > 1:01:33Dried up? That's impossible.

1:01:33 > 1:01:38- There's nothing left.- Well, you're the alpha lion, Makunga.

1:01:38 > 1:01:40What are you going to do about it?

1:01:40 > 1:01:42Your son, Alakay, he said he could fix it.

1:01:42 > 1:01:45- He's gone upriver.- Off the reserve?! - No!

1:01:45 > 1:01:48I tried to stop him. I told him it was suicide,

1:01:48 > 1:01:51but he was determined to prove himself to you.

1:01:51 > 1:01:53You stay here in case he comes back.

1:01:56 > 1:01:58Hurry, Zuba!

1:01:58 > 1:02:00HE SNIGGERS

1:02:00 > 1:02:01HE GASPS

1:02:01 > 1:02:03I'm so parched.

1:02:03 > 1:02:05HE COUGHS

1:02:08 > 1:02:11Is this place starting to freak you out?

1:02:11 > 1:02:13We'll slip in, find the problem,

1:02:13 > 1:02:17- hunters will never know we were here.- Why are WE doing this?

1:02:17 > 1:02:21Look, Marty, maybe my dad will think I'm...

1:02:21 > 1:02:23I just want to show him that I'm a real lion.

1:02:23 > 1:02:26As opposed to a chocolate lion.

1:02:26 > 1:02:29Shh, I know this might sound hard to believe,

1:02:29 > 1:02:32but, apparently, lions don't dance.

1:02:32 > 1:02:33- WHAT?!- Shh!

1:02:33 > 1:02:35At least as far as my dad is concerned.

1:02:35 > 1:02:39As far as the people are concerned, you're a huge hit.

1:02:39 > 1:02:42That was New York. This is Africa. It's a much tougher crowd.

1:02:42 > 1:02:44- Marty, Marty, this is it!- Shh!

1:02:44 > 1:02:46- This is the clog.- Shh-shush! - Come on.

1:02:46 > 1:02:49Whoa!

1:02:52 > 1:02:54- Oh.- Phew!

1:02:54 > 1:02:56Well, there's the water.

1:02:58 > 1:03:00Marty, stay down. Look at that.

1:03:02 > 1:03:05- It's her.- Is this right?- Oh, very good.

1:03:05 > 1:03:07Whoa, Nana, slow down there.

1:03:07 > 1:03:09You're a little tangled.

1:03:13 > 1:03:16- We need dynamite. Do you have any dynamite?- Oh, snap.

1:03:16 > 1:03:20- I just used my last stick this morning.- SHH!

1:03:20 > 1:03:23WAR-CRIES Savages! Evasive manoeuvres!

1:03:23 > 1:03:25- Serpentine! - Squiggly-squid manoeuvre!

1:03:25 > 1:03:28Zig-zag, zig-zag! Zig-zag, ziggy-zag.

1:03:28 > 1:03:30No, squiggly-squid, squiggly-squid.

1:03:30 > 1:03:32- Etch-A-Sketch!- No, too complex!

1:03:32 > 1:03:35Octopus! Octopus! Whoa...

1:03:35 > 1:03:37Alex!

1:03:37 > 1:03:40- Run, Marty. - I can't leave you here.

1:03:40 > 1:03:42Go get help!

1:03:42 > 1:03:45Go, quick, squiggly-squid manoeuvre!

1:03:45 > 1:03:47Etch-A-Sketch! Etch-A-Sketch!

1:03:47 > 1:03:50# Save us

1:03:50 > 1:03:52# We love you. #

1:03:52 > 1:03:55OK, OK, OK.

1:03:55 > 1:03:57OK, OK.

1:04:06 > 1:04:08OK, here we go.

1:04:08 > 1:04:09OK, OK.

1:04:12 > 1:04:15Here we go. Here we go.

1:04:15 > 1:04:18What's all the hoopla about?

1:04:18 > 1:04:20- Joe? - Joe the witch doctor?

1:04:20 > 1:04:22We thought you were dead.

1:04:22 > 1:04:25So did I. Then I realised, I'm covered in brown spots.

1:04:25 > 1:04:27So, Melman's not dying.

1:04:27 > 1:04:29Oh, Melman's not dying.

1:04:29 > 1:04:33Excuse me! Melman! Move up, people.

1:04:33 > 1:04:35Don't do this!

1:04:35 > 1:04:37Julien, stop this! This is crazy.

1:04:37 > 1:04:40Oh, suddenly, throwing a giraffe into a volcano

1:04:40 > 1:04:42- to make water is crazy.- Yes!

1:04:46 > 1:04:49Please, Melman, stop!

1:04:49 > 1:04:51- Gloria?- You can't do this.

1:04:51 > 1:04:53- Why not?- Because... Oh!

1:04:55 > 1:04:58HE SCREAMS

1:05:07 > 1:05:09CROWD GASPS

1:05:09 > 1:05:10CROWD SIGHS

1:05:12 > 1:05:14- You can't do this, Melman. - First of all, that hurts.

1:05:14 > 1:05:18Second of all, I've only got 18 hours to live anyway.

1:05:18 > 1:05:21Melman. I got to know -

1:05:21 > 1:05:24did you really mean all those things you said about me?

1:05:24 > 1:05:26Of course I did.

1:05:26 > 1:05:29- It's crazy.- It is?

1:05:31 > 1:05:34It's crazy to think I had to go halfway around the world

1:05:34 > 1:05:41to find out that the perfect guy for me lived right next door.

1:05:41 > 1:05:43Then I guess it's you and me, neighbour.

1:05:43 > 1:05:46You and me for the next 18 hours.

1:05:46 > 1:05:49I'll take whatever you got.

1:05:49 > 1:05:51CROWD COOS

1:05:53 > 1:05:56- Maurice, what happened?- I believe the fat lady has sung.

1:05:56 > 1:05:58- Hey, what's going on here? - Marty!

1:05:58 > 1:06:01Hey, hey, listen up, Alex is in big trouble.

1:06:01 > 1:06:03We got to get upriver fast.

1:06:03 > 1:06:05- What about the plane? - Perfect! Come on!

1:06:07 > 1:06:11The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our demands.

1:06:11 > 1:06:13Now, about maternity leave.

1:06:13 > 1:06:16Maternity leave? You're all males.

1:06:16 > 1:06:18Look, we need that plane for a rescue mission.

1:06:18 > 1:06:21There is nothing I can do till we bust up this union.

1:06:21 > 1:06:25I'm going to bust up all of you if you don't get this plane going.

1:06:25 > 1:06:28Can't you see these Commies have my hands tied here?

1:06:28 > 1:06:29No maternity leave.

1:06:31 > 1:06:34Maybe a certain someone wouldn't want these

1:06:34 > 1:06:36blowing around on the savanna. Hmm?

1:06:45 > 1:06:47All right. You get your maternity leave.

1:06:48 > 1:06:50Finally!

1:06:54 > 1:06:56Where we headed? What's going on?

1:06:56 > 1:06:58Where are we going?

1:06:58 > 1:07:00Oh, no. Please.

1:07:00 > 1:07:02You're not going to put me there. Oh, no. This is wrong.

1:07:02 > 1:07:04You see?

1:07:04 > 1:07:07You are survivors.

1:07:07 > 1:07:10Now, how about a nice lion casserole?

1:07:10 > 1:07:12We can't eat a lion.

1:07:12 > 1:07:14Don't worry, tastes like chicken.

1:07:14 > 1:07:17No, no, no. Don't listen to her!

1:07:17 > 1:07:20She's out of her mind, people.

1:07:20 > 1:07:23Hey. Hey, I'm from New York City too!

1:07:23 > 1:07:25It's me, Alex the Lion.

1:07:25 > 1:07:27From Central Park.

1:07:27 > 1:07:29Whoa!

1:07:29 > 1:07:31ROARING

1:07:31 > 1:07:33Lion!

1:07:33 > 1:07:34Dad!

1:07:34 > 1:07:36What were you thinking, son?!

1:07:36 > 1:07:39You got no business being out here.

1:07:41 > 1:07:43This is it, I want you to stay behind me.

1:07:43 > 1:07:46Dad, they're New Yorkers. They're just rude and frightened people.

1:07:46 > 1:07:49Stay back. Are you going to let your dinner get away?

1:07:49 > 1:07:52GUN COCKS

1:07:55 > 1:07:57What are you doing, son?

1:07:57 > 1:08:00The only thing I know how to do.

1:08:00 > 1:08:03# I've been around the world in the pouring rain

1:08:03 > 1:08:06# Feeling out of place I'm feeling strange

1:08:06 > 1:08:08# Take me to a place

1:08:08 > 1:08:11- # Where they know my name... # - Hey, I know those moves.

1:08:11 > 1:08:13Alex?

1:08:13 > 1:08:17# Check it, check it out I'm about to do my thing... #

1:08:17 > 1:08:20- It's Alex the Lion! - It IS Alex!

1:08:20 > 1:08:22Only one lion moves like that!

1:08:22 > 1:08:27# Play a little jam I come alive, alive. #

1:08:27 > 1:08:28It's beautiful.

1:08:28 > 1:08:30I can't believe it.

1:08:36 > 1:08:39How does he do that?

1:08:40 > 1:08:44# This is my home This is my home

1:08:44 > 1:08:47# King of the throne This is my home

1:08:47 > 1:08:50# This is my home This is my home. #

1:08:50 > 1:08:53Dad? What are you doing?

1:08:53 > 1:08:57- I'm dancing with my son. I think.- Don't think, Dad, feel!

1:08:57 > 1:08:59Butterfly!

1:09:01 > 1:09:04I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it.

1:09:04 > 1:09:07# Now that I'm home It's like I'm in heaven. #

1:09:15 > 1:09:17- BOTH:- Roar!

1:09:25 > 1:09:28Oh. That was beautiful.

1:09:28 > 1:09:30- Now, let's eat.- Dad, look out!

1:09:32 > 1:09:35- What the...?- Alex! Get in.

1:09:35 > 1:09:39She's got a gun. Let's get out while we can!

1:09:39 > 1:09:41- What?- She's got a gun.

1:09:41 > 1:09:44Let's get out while we can. Pass it on.

1:09:47 > 1:09:51He said, "Let's have some fun and take out the dam. Basset hound."

1:09:51 > 1:09:53Skipper!

1:09:53 > 1:09:55Alex wants to take out the dam.

1:09:55 > 1:09:58- All right. It's his funeral. - What?

1:09:58 > 1:10:01- Hard to port.- Aye-aye, Skippy.

1:10:01 > 1:10:04Bring it on! Bring it on!

1:10:04 > 1:10:06Whoa!

1:10:09 > 1:10:12Come back! That's my dinner.

1:10:12 > 1:10:14Kowalski, full throttle.

1:10:16 > 1:10:17Music!

1:10:17 > 1:10:19MUSIC: Copacabana by Barry Manilow

1:10:19 > 1:10:21- I like this song.- It never gets old.

1:10:21 > 1:10:23It does have a catchy hook. Come about.

1:10:23 > 1:10:25Bring her in low.

1:10:25 > 1:10:29Hold on to your skirts. It's dam-busting time.

1:10:29 > 1:10:33Hold on tight, baby, here we go!

1:10:33 > 1:10:36Tell them no, pull up! They'll kill us!

1:10:36 > 1:10:39There's gotta be another way, pass it on!

1:10:42 > 1:10:46They say, "Don't pull up, kill us. There's no other way. Basset hound."

1:10:46 > 1:10:48Are you sure?

1:10:48 > 1:10:53There is no sacrifice greater than someone else's.

1:10:53 > 1:10:55No! Medic?

1:10:58 > 1:11:01Manic speed.

1:11:04 > 1:11:06Bring it on.

1:11:07 > 1:11:10Bad kitties.

1:11:17 > 1:11:19I don't know why the sacrifice didn't work.

1:11:19 > 1:11:23The science seemed so solid.

1:11:23 > 1:11:27I'd jump right in that volcano... if I wasn't so good at whistling.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES

1:11:30 > 1:11:33- DISTANTLY:- # La la la. #

1:11:33 > 1:11:34- WEARILY:- # La la la. #

1:11:34 > 1:11:37Oh! It's you!

1:11:37 > 1:11:41- I found you! - Mort?- Ah-ha-ha!

1:11:41 > 1:11:43HE SCREAMS

1:11:43 > 1:11:44Bad fishy!

1:11:50 > 1:11:52BELCHING

1:11:52 > 1:11:54HE GIGGLES

1:11:54 > 1:11:55I wonder if the gods like seafood.

1:11:55 > 1:11:57Let's go find out.

1:11:58 > 1:12:01Look, Maurice.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04- That was quick.- I did it!

1:12:04 > 1:12:06I did it. I did it!

1:12:08 > 1:12:09OK, YOU did it.

1:12:09 > 1:12:11Oh, yes!

1:12:14 > 1:12:17RUMBLING

1:12:35 > 1:12:36Look!

1:12:36 > 1:12:39- It's Alakay!- It's Zuba!

1:12:41 > 1:12:44Alakay, Zuba, you did it!

1:12:44 > 1:12:45CHEERING

1:12:50 > 1:12:52Zuba! Alakay!

1:12:53 > 1:12:55Oh, you're back!

1:12:55 > 1:12:58I am so glad you're safe.

1:12:58 > 1:13:00Out of my way.

1:13:00 > 1:13:03Well, well, well, well, well.

1:13:03 > 1:13:08You know, Zuba, if I remember correctly, you quit the pride.

1:13:08 > 1:13:10And you were kicked out.

1:13:10 > 1:13:13So, don't think for an instant that this changes anything.

1:13:13 > 1:13:15You're right.

1:13:15 > 1:13:19In fact, we humbly present you with this token of appreciation.

1:13:19 > 1:13:21- It's a man bag, very popular where I come from.- I don't know what to say.

1:13:21 > 1:13:23You can still be tough and carry stuff.

1:13:23 > 1:13:25Does the strap adjust?

1:13:25 > 1:13:29Yes, I think this will go very nicely for me when I go out hiking.

1:13:29 > 1:13:30But I'm afraid you're still banished.

1:13:30 > 1:13:32We figured you'd say that.

1:13:34 > 1:13:37My handbag.

1:13:37 > 1:13:40You bad kitty!

1:13:40 > 1:13:42Ow!

1:13:42 > 1:13:44No, no, no, no, no, no!

1:13:44 > 1:13:45Argh!

1:13:45 > 1:13:47Ow!

1:13:47 > 1:13:49Ow! Ow! Ow!

1:13:54 > 1:13:56You deserve this, son.

1:13:56 > 1:13:58Welcome to the pride.

1:14:03 > 1:14:05Thanks, Dad.

1:14:05 > 1:14:07But this belongs to you.

1:14:07 > 1:14:09No, no, son. To us.

1:14:10 > 1:14:12CHEERING

1:14:14 > 1:14:18My son, the King of New York.

1:14:20 > 1:14:21That's my baby!

1:14:28 > 1:14:32Love transcends all differences.

1:14:32 > 1:14:37We are gathered here today to celebrate such a love.

1:14:37 > 1:14:40Do you take each other for better or for worse?

1:14:43 > 1:14:45For better, please.

1:14:45 > 1:14:47Yay!

1:14:47 > 1:14:49What a beautiful, weird couple!

1:14:49 > 1:14:52That's not going to last.

1:14:52 > 1:14:54- Can I kiss the bride, Skipper? - No.

1:14:54 > 1:14:55Music!

1:14:55 > 1:14:57MUSIC: More Than A Feeling by Boston

1:14:57 > 1:14:59- Lights.- Check.

1:14:59 > 1:15:00- Diamonds and gold.- Check.

1:15:03 > 1:15:05- Bye-bye.- Going to miss you! - See you later.

1:15:05 > 1:15:08We'll be back after the honeymoon in Monte Carlo

1:15:08 > 1:15:10or whenever the gold runs out.

1:15:10 > 1:15:12- Take care of yourselves. - Come back soon!

1:15:12 > 1:15:14Hey, you know, Mom, let them take their time.

1:15:14 > 1:15:16New York isn't going anywhere. Right, guys?

1:15:16 > 1:15:18Yeah, you right about that, hey.

1:15:18 > 1:15:22Well, as long as I'm with her... and you two,

1:15:22 > 1:15:25- I don't care where we are. - SHE GIGGLES AND SNORTS

1:15:25 > 1:15:27She has the most amazing laugh.

1:15:29 > 1:15:32Love has no boundaries.

1:15:32 > 1:15:35Well, looks like you're stuck with us for a while.

1:15:37 > 1:15:40Dad? What's wrong?

1:15:40 > 1:15:44I just thought we could hang out a bit and...

1:15:44 > 1:15:45HE LAUGHS

1:15:45 > 1:15:47- You got me.- I got you, son.

1:15:47 > 1:15:51You did my thing. Brought it back around on me. I love it!

1:15:51 > 1:15:54Come on! # Da da da... #

1:15:54 > 1:15:56I got you, son.

1:15:56 > 1:15:58Old man's not too bad, eh, Marty?

1:15:58 > 1:16:00- Marty, who's Marty?- Come on.

1:16:00 > 1:16:03- I don't know Marty. Don't call me Marty.- You can't fool me.

1:16:03 > 1:16:06I don't see no Marty. Ain't no Marty here.

1:16:06 > 1:16:10Marty, I can look into your eyes and I know it's you.

1:16:10 > 1:16:13# See, I've been travelling Been travelling forever

1:16:13 > 1:16:16# But now that I found a home Feels like I'm in heaven

1:16:16 > 1:16:20# See, I've been travelling Been travelling forever

1:16:20 > 1:16:22# But now that I'm home... #

1:16:22 > 1:16:25- JULIEN:- Shake the hot thing! Shake the hot thing!

1:16:25 > 1:16:28Shake 'em, shake 'em. Shake 'em, shake 'em!

1:16:30 > 1:16:32MUSIC: I Like To Move It by Will.I.Am

1:16:32 > 1:16:34# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it

1:16:34 > 1:16:37# I like to move it, move it We like to move it!

1:16:37 > 1:16:41# I like to move it, move it She like to move it, move it

1:16:41 > 1:16:45# We like to move it, move it We like to move it!

1:16:45 > 1:16:48# Keep on jumpin' off the floor Dancin' till your feet is sore

1:16:48 > 1:16:52# Party hard just like a smarty girl Cos that's what life is for

1:16:52 > 1:16:54# And we don't party hardly We just party hard

1:16:54 > 1:16:56# Move it! #