0:00:14 > 0:00:18OK, parfaits go on that table and the bog nog goes over there and remember,
0:00:18 > 0:00:21make sure the piles of cookies are arranged in fun holiday shapes.
0:00:21 > 0:00:25- Shrek, I just love this. Don't you just love this?- Sure, Donkey.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27This is going to be the best Christmas party ever, because
0:00:27 > 0:00:30this year, everybody's going to sing their favourite Christmas carol.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I hear even the Shrek family is going to sing.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Oh, yeah.- Yeah! Yee-ha!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37No more bog nog for him.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# It's my most favourite time of the year
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# With the parties and carols and cider in barrels
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# For everyone here... #
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Hey, Shrek, check it out.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49I found a real Christmas elf out in the garbage.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I'm not an elf, I'm Rumpelstiltskin. Let me out of this cage!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56So you can run away again? I don't think so. Oh, hey, Wolf.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Do you like that?
0:00:57 > 0:01:02It's a mega-sized Santa replica, made from a new magic called plastic.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Yeah, it's freaking me out.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Hey, pigs, you've got to try Dragon's spicy reindeer apple balls.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- Oh, no, thank you. We are on a diet. - We are chubby buddies.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14We are getting ready for swimsuit weather!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Move it along, kids, nothing to eat here.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21You guys, this is not a place to take a nap. Wake up. Wake up!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# It's the warm fluffiest season of all
0:01:26 > 0:01:27# Where the fun never ends
0:01:27 > 0:01:30# And my closest of friends are packed here in the hall
0:01:30 > 0:01:35# I'll be shocked if this don't end in a brawl. #
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Attention, attention, everybody!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I want to thank you all for coming out to my holiday extravaganza,
0:01:41 > 0:01:42carolling Christmas-tacular.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I hope all of you have been brushing up on your singing
0:01:45 > 0:01:46more than Gretchen brushes her teeth!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Take that and eat it!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- # There'll be apples for bobbing - And fruitcake- And sobbing
0:01:51 > 0:01:53# And games filled with holiday fun
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- # There'll be candy and presents - Roast turkey and pheasants
0:01:55 > 0:01:59# And stockings for everyone
0:01:59 > 0:02:04# It's my most favourite time of the year
0:02:04 > 0:02:07# And you won't want to leave cos if you all believe
0:02:07 > 0:02:08# Santa soon will be here
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# It's my most favouritest time... #
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Where did you learn how to rhyme?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17# Christmas is my favourite time
0:02:17 > 0:02:21# Of year. Yeah! #
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Whoo! Man, that felt good. Now, who's going to sing next? Anybody? Anybody?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31OK, well then, I guess I'll sing another. Aah-hee!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELLS": # Stirring our big pot
0:02:36 > 0:02:39# Full of goodies for our snack
0:02:39 > 0:02:41# Fungus and tree rot
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Stink bugs by the stack
0:02:43 > 0:02:45# How we like to eat
0:02:45 > 0:02:48# Worms and grubs and slop
0:02:48 > 0:02:50# It brings such joy and is a treat
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# With pickled skunk on top
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# So, bug cocoon, lick the spoon
0:02:54 > 0:02:57# Try our cricket slurp
0:02:57 > 0:03:01- # And how I just love rat pie - It always makes me burp
0:03:01 > 0:03:03# Serve a toad a la mode
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# Roadkill tastes so fine
0:03:05 > 0:03:07# Pigeon wings and spiders' strings
0:03:07 > 0:03:10# Is the perfect way to dine. #
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Back in my village, the holiday season was all about the turron,
0:03:14 > 0:03:19dancing the flamenco, and the bittersweet serenade of this song.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# Fleas Navidad
0:03:23 > 0:03:25# Fleas Navidad
0:03:26 > 0:03:28# I got Fleas Navidad
0:03:28 > 0:03:30# My coat is itching and my eyes go sad
0:03:32 > 0:03:35# I want a cleansing flea dip for Christmas
0:03:35 > 0:03:38# A fine leather flea collar for Christmas
0:03:38 > 0:03:40# A nice shampoo and fluffing for Christmas
0:03:40 > 0:03:44# To make the itching stop. #
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Yay!- Oh, don't mind if I do.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Not on my watch!- Ow! Hey!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56They're just cookies, it's not like they're real.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01- What do you know about being real? - Nothing.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04All right, everyone, let's wrap it up.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09TO THE TUNE OF "JINGLE BELL ROCK":
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Fairytale, fairytale Merry tale fun
0:04:11 > 0:04:14# Happily after and happily done
0:04:14 > 0:04:17# Snowman you know, man and donkeys that speak
0:04:17 > 0:04:19# And a puppet boy made of teak
0:04:19 > 0:04:22# Abracadabra cookie-dee-do
0:04:22 > 0:04:25# Call my name like the Santa is too
0:04:25 > 0:04:27# Cheeses that pleases that stink really bad
0:04:27 > 0:04:29# That makes Christmas glad
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# A confettia with poinsettia
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# As we all trim the tree
0:04:35 > 0:04:38# With the cat time with the hat time... #
0:04:38 > 0:04:40And a stocking full of coal from me.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- # Higgedy piggedy - Ogre or no
0:04:43 > 0:04:45# Shake the rafters low
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# Huffing and a-puffing in a granny's frock
0:04:48 > 0:04:51# That's the fairytale That's the merry tale
0:04:51 > 0:04:55# That's the fairytale rock! #
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Chocca-chocca choo-choo! Come on, everyone, I'm busting you out.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02No-one's going to eat you this year!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08And thanks for making my carolling party Christmas-tacular!
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