0:00:10 > 0:00:15# Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
0:00:15 > 0:00:19# Oh what fun it is to ride In a 57 Chevrolet
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Jingle bells, jingle, jingle
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Jingle all the way
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- # Dashin' through the snow - He's dashin'!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- # In a one-horse open sleigh - He's dashin'!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- # Over them fields we go - He's dashin'!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- # Laughin' all the way! - Now he's laughin!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39# Bells on... #
0:00:39 > 0:00:41MUSIC CUTS OUT
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Make them spirits bright
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# What fun it is to ride and sing
0:00:45 > 0:00:47# A sleighing song tonight! #
0:00:47 > 0:00:48MUSIC CUTS OUT
0:00:48 > 0:00:51BEAR SIGHS
0:00:51 > 0:00:54He looks so sad.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Rico! I want that tree up to muster.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Check! Kowalski!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03What's the status on the approved musical selection?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06It's scheduled to begin...now.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Excelente! Right on track.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Skipper!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Figgy pudding at 1900 hours.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Yule log to commence on my mark.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Engage!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Yule log engaged.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18- Checkamundo! - Skipper!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Eggnog at 2100 hours.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Writing our names in the snow at 21.05.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Skipper! - What is it, Private?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Ted, the polar bear, is all alone this holiday, and he seems so sad!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Could we bring him a present to cheer him up?
0:01:30 > 0:01:31Kowalski!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Negative, Skipper.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35We have four presents, and there are four of us.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- We can go and get him something. - Sorry, Private, no can do.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40But no-one should be sad and alone on Christmas.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Exactly. So, throw those troubles away and be merry.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45- Pronto! - But, Skipper...
0:01:45 > 0:01:46That's an order, mister.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49All right, boys, stand by for eggnog.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Aye, aye, Skipper.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Eggnog! - Private?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I'll pass, thank you. - Eggnog, eggnog, eggnog...
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Go, go, go...!
0:02:00 > 0:02:05Chug, chug, chug...!
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Well done, Rico!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09This guy can really hold his nog.
0:02:11 > 0:02:132110 hours, boys.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Engage cranberries.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Rico!
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Not at the table.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Hold on a second. Something's missing...
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Cranberries, check. Eggnog, check.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Give me a head count. - We have three heads, sir.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Where's the Private?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I don't know, it would appear that he's...missing.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Missing? Hoover Damn!
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Wait. There he is!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35He just went to bed.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38What the...? What have you done with Private?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39- Talk, mister! - Skipper!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Over here.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I'll deal with you later.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Oh, no! He must be out there all by himself.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49He's one of us, men, you all know the penguin credo.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51"Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick"?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52No! PENGUIN GIBBERS
0:02:52 > 0:02:55No! That's the walrus credo!
0:02:55 > 0:02:56"Never swim alone."
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Private's out there all by himself...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01and we never leave one of our own.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Oh...yeah.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Now, let's go!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Oh! That's perfect!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Just the thing for a sad polar bear.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Kowalski? Analysis.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Adrenalin sweating sardines. These tracks are fresh.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33He's close, I can feel it.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39WOMAN: What kind of cut-rate junk is this?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41It's lousy workmanship, that's what it is.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42PENGUIN: We may have a problem.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Look at all this junk, these are no good at all! Junk!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49We need to get closer. Ten o'clock, men.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Plan, plan, plan!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58So this is where you're hiding all the good stuff!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01He's in trouble!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Kaboom. - Lay down, soldier!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06We're in observation mode.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Now, this is workmanship.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10So, where's the goshdang squeaker on this thing?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12It's got to have a squeaker... SQUEAK
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Now, that's more like it.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Hey, stupid! I want this one.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Grand Coulee Dam! - Where's my change?!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Private's been captured! - Taxi!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Not on my watch, blue hair.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Kowalski!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Hey, I'm walking here!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I got a tip for you - drop dead!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Good evening, m'am, Merry Christmas to you.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Buzz off!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Skipper...
0:04:49 > 0:04:51How are we going to get inside?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Kaboom, kaboom.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I got a better idea.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oh, boy, that's going to hurt!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Very generous, sir. You have a Merry Christmas.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Hold that elevator!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Skipper! - Private!
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Step on it, Kowalski.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29What comes down must go up.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31< Skipper.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33All right, men.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Commence Operation: "Special Delivery"
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Shiitake mushrooms!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- No more Mr cute and cuddly. - Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Rico! Enough with the dynamite already.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Why does Christmas have to be every year?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06What a pain in the...!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09The taping...it's so sticky!
0:06:10 > 0:06:11There we go!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Oh, you'll make such a nice Christmas present..
0:06:14 > 0:06:17for my Mr Chew.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh, now, Mr Chew,
0:06:19 > 0:06:22you'll have to wait until morning to open your present.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Yes, you do. Who is Mummy's big boy?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Who is he?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Nice doggie! Good doggie!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Good boy, down, down, don't eat me...
0:06:44 > 0:06:48no, no, good boy, leave me alone, don't eat me! Aagh!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Santa Claus has come to town.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Skipper!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Help me, guys!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Kowalski, secure the Private. - I'm on it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Watch your back. Canine, two o'clock.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- I'm going to need some cover fire. - Rico!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Kowalski! Status? - Almost there, Skipper.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Let him have it, Rico.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Holy butterball!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46No, no, don't eat me!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Kowalski! Give me options.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Skipper.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Excelente!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Engage Operation: "Stocking Stuffer"
0:07:57 > 0:07:58HE WHISTLES
0:08:21 > 0:08:22High five...
0:08:22 > 0:08:24low five, down low...
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Too slow!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I think our work here is done.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Rico!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34She didn't see anything.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Let's blow this popsicle stand, boys.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Kaboom?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Yes, Rico. Kaboom.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Come on, boys.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50WOMAN: What is all this?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Mr Chew, this is all your fault!
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Bad dog!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56You are on a big time out!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Thank nothing of it, young Private. It's the least we could do.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05You remember the penguin credo?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07What does deep frying in Bisquick have to do with any of this?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Not that one! The other one!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11"Never swim alone"!
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Alone!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14On Christmas! Don't you get it?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Come on, people, do I have to explain this to everybody?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Poor Ted, he's all alone on Christmas, with no-one to swim with.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26It's not too late, young Private.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I've got a new plan to fit him in.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29THEY SING
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Guys...!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Seriously, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Well, there it is then, Merry Christmas for everyone. DOORBELL RINGS
0:09:40 > 0:09:42What the...? Who could that be?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, I hope you don't mind.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I invited a few friends over.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47What?!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49THEY SING