0:00:33 > 0:00:35Here's my day so far.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Pretty good.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Still, things could be a lot worse.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49Oh, that's right, I'm falling to my death.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Guess they can't.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54"How did it all come to this?" you ask.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56My end starts at the beginning.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58The very beginning.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01BABY GURGLES
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Yes, that's me.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I had a fairly standard childhood.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I came from what you might call a broken home.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Literally broken. - DISTANT EXPLOSIONS
0:01:14 > 0:01:15ALARM BLARES
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I was eight days old and still living with my parents.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19How sad is that?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Clearly it was time to move on.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Here is your Minion. He will take care of you.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26And here is your binkie.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29You are destined for...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31I didn't quite hear that last part.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32But it sounded important.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Destined for...what?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I set out to find my destiny.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Turns out a kid from the Glaupunkt quadrant had the exact same idea.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49SPACESHIP DINGS AGAINST METEORITES
0:01:49 > 0:01:52BABY CRIES
0:01:52 > 0:01:55That was the day I met, Mr Goody-Two-Shoes.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:01:57 > 0:02:02And our glorious rivalry was born!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Could this be what I was destined for?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11A dream life filled with luxury?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Apparently not.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Even fate picks its favourites.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21No big deal.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23A much different fate awaited me.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33A baby.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34How thoughtful.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Oh, yes, yes. I saw it and thought of you.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Luckily I found a lovely little place to call home.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Can we keep him?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46A place that taught me the differences between right...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48and wrong.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Mr Goody-Two-Shoes, on the other hand,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53had life handed to him on a silver platter.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Our baby can fly.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02The power of flight, invulnerability and great hair.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06But I had something far, far greater.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07My amazing intellect.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10A knack for building objects of mayhem.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13LIGHTNING ZAPS
0:03:16 > 0:03:20After a few years, and with some time off for good behaviour,
0:03:20 > 0:03:24I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27At a strange place called shh-ool.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31It was there that I once again ran into Mr Goody-Two-Shoes.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53So I too would make this popped-corn and win over those mindless drones.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Lights out!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07MINION MUMBLES HAPPY TUNE
0:04:11 > 0:04:13That's when I learned a very hard lesson.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Good receives all the praise and adulation
0:04:16 > 0:04:19while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24So a fitting end wasn't really an option.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27While they were learning the Itsy Bitsy Spider,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I learned how to dehydrate animate objects
0:04:30 > 0:04:31and rehydrate them at will.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Some days it felt like it was just me and Minion against the world.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40No matter how hard I tried,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I was always the odd man out.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44The last one picked.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47The screw-up, the black sheep.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Bad boy.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54BOYS LAUGH
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Was this my destiny?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Wait! Maybe it was.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Being bad is the one thing I'm good at.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Then it hit me.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13If I was the bad boy,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19MUSIC: "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood & The Destroyers
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I was destined to be a super villain.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25And we were destined to be rivals.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27The die had been cast.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31And so began an enduring epic, life-long career.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33And I loved it.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Our battles quickly got more elaborate.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42He would win some, I would almost win others.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45He took the name Metro Man,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48defender of Metro City.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I decided to pick up something a little more humble.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Megamind.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Incredibly handsome criminal genius, and master of all villainy.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Read on your own time. Open up.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10BUTTON BUZZES
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Hey!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17BOO!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20HE LAUGHS
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh, good morning, Warden.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Great news, I'm a changed man.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28And I'm ready to re-enter society as a solid citizen.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31You're a villain, and you'll always be a villain.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32You'll never change.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33And you'll never leave.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- You're fun. - You got a present in the mail.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Is it a puppy?
0:06:37 > 0:06:43From Metro Man. To count every second of your 85 life sentences.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46That's funny - never thought Metro Man was the gloating type.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Oh, but he does have nice taste.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I think I'll keep it.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Any chance you could give me the time?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man Museum.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Oh, no! Looks like you're going to miss it
0:06:58 > 0:07:00by several thousand years.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Oh, am I?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04HE LAUGHS
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- ROXANNE RITCHI: - Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17where we're here to honour a beautiful man.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Metro Man.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27For years he's been watching us with his super vision,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29saving us with his super strength
0:07:29 > 0:07:31and caring for us with his super heart.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Now it's our turn to give something back.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting live
0:07:36 > 0:07:39from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Wow, OK! The stuff they make you read on the air.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43That's un-freaking believable, it's crazy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48What I was trying to say was,
0:07:48 > 0:07:52I can't believe that in our modern society they let, like, actual art get onto the news.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Nice save, Hal.- What are we? Like, let's just get a coffee or something.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Come on, it's time to get in the Metro Man Day spirit.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Well, if I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- That's the first thing. - That's sweet, Hal.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08And I'd be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Mmm.- OK, that sounded... OK, that sounded a little weird.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11A little bit, yeah.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15And you're making a weird face, and that's making me feel weird.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20..not love, we're not in love. I'm not saying I love you.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22OK, I love you, whatever. I'm not saying I'm in love with you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26I'm saying... Roxanne? Roxaroo?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32GEARS WHIRL
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Get back to work. The city doesn't pay you to loaf.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Freeze! Whoa, what are you doing, guys?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48It's ME! It's the warden.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Hey, open up.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, you fools. He's tricked us.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00You were right.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03I'll always be a villain.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# Bad to the bone
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# Bad to the bone
0:09:12 > 0:09:14# B-B-B-Bad
0:09:14 > 0:09:17# B-B-B-Bad
0:09:17 > 0:09:20# Bad to the bone. #
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Well, hello, good looking! Need a lift?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Certainly do, you fantastic fish, you.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Get in the car, you.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Nice work sending me the watch, Minion.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34You got it, boss.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39All right, put your hands in the air.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42CROWD CHEERS
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Ladies and gentlemen, your Metro Man.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Who's the man? CROWD: Metro Men.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Hey, Metro City!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Give me some, come on, give it now. Give it to me. Right on.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Give it to me...all right!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03BABIES LAUGH HAPPILY
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Yo, hey, ha, ha yo.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08MUSIC: "A Little Less Conversation" by Elvis Presley
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Hey, Metro City.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Hello, hey.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25You know, I actually want to bring it down a bit.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Boys, a little lower.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Thank you, fellas.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Let's get real for a moment.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32That's right, that's right. That's right.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Although getting a whole museum is super cool,
0:10:35 > 0:10:40super cool, you want to know what the greatest honour you've given me is?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Do you really want to know?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Really?
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Then I'll tell you.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48The greatest honour you've given me is...
0:10:48 > 0:10:49letting me serve you,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51the helpless people of Metro City.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53And at the end of every day,
0:10:53 > 0:10:54well,
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I often ask myself...
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Who would I be without you?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01I love you Metro Man!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03And I love you, random citizen.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05HE LAUGHS
0:11:10 > 0:11:14I tell you, Minion, there's no place like Evil Lair.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17I kept it cold and damp just for you, sir.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21How do I look, Minion?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Do I look bad? - Disgustingly horrifying, sir.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25You always know what to say.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27All the brainbots certainly missed you, sir.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Did you miss your daddy? Whose a menacing little cyborg?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32You are! Yes, you are. Uh-uh! No biting, no, no, no.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37- No, no, no. You want the wrench? Go get the wrench. - Oh, look at that.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Now, back to laughing.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43THEY LAUGH
0:11:48 > 0:11:51She's awake. Quick, to work.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56ROXANNE MUMBLES UNDER BAG
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Miss Ritchi, we meet again. - Would it kill you to wash the bag?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi. I'm afraid no-one can hear you.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Wha...why isn't she screaming?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Like this...AHHHHH!
0:12:16 > 0:12:17That's... That's a poor lady's scream.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- AHHHHH!- A little better.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Is there some kind of nerdy super villain website,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in...
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Don't answer that.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34(..Romania.)
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Don't! Stop! She's using her nosey reporter skills
0:12:37 > 0:12:41on your weak-willed mind to find out all our secrets.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42HE GASPS
0:12:42 > 0:12:47Such tricks...won't work... on me.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Please talk slower.- Temptress.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52What secrets? You're so predictable.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Predictable? Predictable?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, you call THIS predictable?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Your alligators, yes.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03I was thinking about it on the way over.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04What's this? BOOM!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- In your face.- Cliche.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- No, look, watch.- Juvenile.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Shock and awe!- Tacky.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Oh, so scary!- Seen it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- What's this one do?- Garish.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18OK, the spider's new.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Spider?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Uh, yes!
0:13:24 > 0:13:30The spider. Even the smallest bite from arachnis deathicus
0:13:30 > 0:13:32will instantly paralyse... Ow!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Get it off!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Ow!- Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45HE SCREAMS
0:13:45 > 0:13:49It is with great pleasure that I present to Metro Man this new museum.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51If you please.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57BAND PLAYS A ROUSING TUNE
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Hey! Uh, my kid can't see.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22HE LAUGHS
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Megamind.- Oh, bravo, Metro Man.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28CROWD BOOS
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Booooo!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Yes, I can play along too. Boo!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Should have known you'd try to crash the party.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Oh, I intend to do more than crash it.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42This is the day you and Metrocity shall not soon forget.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44It's pronounced Metro City!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48We all know how this ends -
0:14:48 > 0:14:50with you behind bars.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby-seal-leather boots.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57You will leave Metrocity,
0:14:57 > 0:15:01or this will be the last you ever hear of Roxanne Ritchi!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Huh?- Roxanne!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Don't panic, Roxie, I'm on my way. - I'm not panicking.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10In order to stop me, you need to find me first, Metro Man.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12We're at the abandoned observatory.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Ah-ha! No, we're not!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Don't listen to her, she's crazy.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Metro Man approaching, sir.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- HAH!- Hah, hah!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Hah, hah, hah.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43HE LAUGHS
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Hold on a second.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Oh, good heavens.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10You didn't think you were in the real observatory, did you?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Ready the death ray, Minion.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Death ray readying.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Over here, old friend. In case you haven't noticed,
0:16:26 > 0:16:28you've fallen right into my trap.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Justice is a non-corrosive metal.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39But metals can be melted by the heat of revange.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41It's "revenge" and it's best served cold.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- I think your warranty is about to expire.- Maybe I got an extended warranty?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for it's intended purpose.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Oh, girls! You're both pretty. Can I go home now?
0:16:52 > 0:16:58Of course! That is if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the SUN!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01FIRE!
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Minion, fire...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Uh, it's still warming up, sir.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Come again?- Warming up, sir.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Warming up? The sun is warming up?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21One...second...more.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23And....just...
0:17:23 > 0:17:27tippy, tappy tippy tap, tap, tip top more
0:17:27 > 0:17:29and we are ready in just...
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Oh! I told you to have things ready.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I told you countless times.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Why do you always blame me?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37My spider bite is acting up.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Your plan is failing, just admit it.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yeah, good luck with that one.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Whose side are you on? - The losing side.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Thank you. - Uh, could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49HE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
0:17:49 > 0:17:53You, of all people, know that we discontinued that promotion.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Ciao! Ciao, all. - Same time next week?
0:17:55 > 0:18:00METRO MAN MUMBLES WITH ANGER
0:18:00 > 0:18:02What did he just say?
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Crab nuggets?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Good Lord, I'm trapped.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11What kind of trickery is this?
0:18:11 > 0:18:16You mad genius - your dark gift has finally paid off.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18It...it has?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21This dome is obviously lined with copper.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Yeah, so?- Sir!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Copper drains my powers.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Your weakness is copper?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You're kidding, right?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55THEY GRUNT
0:18:55 > 0:18:56MINION COUGHS
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I don't think even he could survive that.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Well, let's not get our hopes up just yet.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Look!- Metro Man.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Metro Man...
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Metro Man! AH!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Oh, God! Oh, my God, oh!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Ewwww.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25You did it, sir.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I did it?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32He did it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33I did it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34He did it.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- You did it, sir.- I did it!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- You did it.- I did it!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Metrocity is mine!
0:19:44 > 0:19:47You did it, sir, you did it, sir. Yes, you did.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49MINION: All right, people, hit it.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Hit it!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01MUSIC: "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC
0:20:15 > 0:20:19# Living easy, living free
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# Season ticket on a one-way ride
0:20:22 > 0:20:26# Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
0:20:26 > 0:20:29# Ain't got nothing I'd rather do... #
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Drop 'em.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34# ..Going down, party time
0:20:34 > 0:20:39# My friends are going to be there too
0:20:39 > 0:20:42# I'm on the highway to... #
0:20:42 > 0:20:44MUSIC: "Loving You" by Minnie Riperton
0:20:44 > 0:20:46# Highway...
0:20:46 > 0:20:49# La, la, la, la, la...
0:20:49 > 0:20:50# Highway... #
0:20:50 > 0:20:52# Ahh, ahh, ahh... #
0:20:55 > 0:20:57First off, what a turnout.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59How wild is this, huh?
0:21:00 > 0:21:04All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Are there any questions?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Go on. Yes? You in the back.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12I'm sure we'd all like to know what you plan to do with us.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13And the city.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Good, I'm glad you asked that one.
0:21:15 > 0:21:21Imagine, the most horrible, terrifying evil thing you could possibly think of.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25And multiply it by...SIX!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29In the meantime, I want you to carry on
0:21:29 > 0:21:33with the dreary normal things you normal people do.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Let's just have fun with this, come on.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38And I will get back to you.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45(Now slam the door really hard.)
0:21:45 > 0:21:48They can still see you.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Now?- Yeah, your elbow's still in.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51- Oh.- Let's get going.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56SINGS TO MISS AMERICA MELODY
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# There he is, Mr Evil Overlord. #
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Ahh, Minion.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Did you think this day would ever come?
0:22:02 > 0:22:07No way, not at all, sir. Never, never in a million, not even...
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Yes, I did.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Look at the intricate mouldings.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I'm looking, I'm looking.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14And what's this?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Looks like one of the giant monitors in the lair,
0:22:17 > 0:22:20but it seems to only carry one station.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Oh, that, sir, is called a window.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Window...- All the kids are looking through them.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Oh, I've never had a view before.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Metrocity, Minion, it's all mine.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36If my parents could see me now...
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down from Evil Heaven.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Well, now that Mr Goody-Two-Shoes is out of the way,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I can have everything I want!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49And there's no-one to stop me.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52MUSIC: "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne
0:22:52 > 0:22:58# Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame
0:22:58 > 0:23:03# I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
0:23:05 > 0:23:11# I'm going off the rails on a crazy train. #
0:23:11 > 0:23:13MUSIC: "Alone Again, Naturally" by Gilbert O'Sullivan
0:23:13 > 0:23:16# We may as well go home as I did on my own
0:23:16 > 0:23:20# Alone again, naturally
0:23:22 > 0:23:24# To think that only yesterday
0:23:24 > 0:23:27# I was cheerful, bright and gay
0:23:27 > 0:23:30# Looking forward to but who wouldn't do... #
0:23:30 > 0:23:36I know, I know. Always thirsty, never satisfied.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40I understand you, little well-dressed bird.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45Purposeless, emptiness. It's a vacuum, isn't it?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48What's your vacuum like?
0:23:48 > 0:23:52# Going off the rails on a crazy train, sir. #
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Hey, hey, hey! Not now, Minion.
0:23:55 > 0:24:01I'm in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I... Is something wrong, sir?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Just think about it.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12We have it all.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Yet we have nothing.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18It's just too easy now.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I'm sorry, you've lost me, sir.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27- I mean, we did it, right? - Well, you did it, sir.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yes, you've made that perfectly clear.
0:24:29 > 0:24:34- Then why do I feel so meloncholly? - Melon-cholly?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Unhappy.
0:24:36 > 0:24:43Oh, uh, well, uh... What if tomorrow, we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45That always seems to lift your spirits.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52Good idea, Minion. But without him, what's the point?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Him, sir?- Nothing.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58OK, um, all right. Well, just, uh... That's, uh,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00something to consider and, um,
0:25:00 > 0:25:03well, I think I'll just power down for a while, then.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- ROXANNE:- He was always there for us.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Dependable.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Perhaps we took him for granted.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Maybe we never really know how good we have it until it's gone.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24We miss you, Metro Man.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I miss you.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30And I have just one question for Megamind.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Are you happy now?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38This is Roxanne Ritchi reporting from a city without a hero.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Coming up next - are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53And wrap that up and give it to a child on Christmas.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Cos we're done. - OK, see you tomorrow, Hal.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Wait, Roxie. I'm having a party at my house.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Going to be off the hook, or whatever. You should come over.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I got a DJ, rented a bouncy house. Made a gallon of dip. It's going to be sick.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Oh, I don't know, Hal. I don't really feel like being around a bunch of people.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12No, no, no. That's why it'll just be, like, you and me.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Wow, that...uh... That's certainly very tempting.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I did hire a wedding photographer.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21That's just in case something crazy happened
0:26:21 > 0:26:24and we wanted a picture of it, like, maybe we should have this for ever,
0:26:24 > 0:26:26like a memory, you know?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Um, I'm going to pass.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- I have some work here I need to do.- Cool.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33So Thursday? Soft, Thursday?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Good night, Hal. - It's a soft yes on Thursday.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38What's wrong with me?
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Rented a bouncy house? Chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45OW! Ohhh!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Stupid van! You broke my finger!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I've made a horrible mistake.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I didn't mean to destroy you.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29I mean, I meant to destroy you,
0:27:29 > 0:27:32but I didn't think it would really work.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36What are we suppose to do without you?
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Evil is running rampant through the streets.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47What's the point of being bad when there's no good to try and stop you?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Someone has to stop, Megamind. - Hey, we're closing soon.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- Oh, you scared me. Barry, right? - Bernard.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Bernard, I was just... Well, I was talking to myself.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59You may think I'm a little bit nuts.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01I'm not allowed to insult guests directly.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Thank you, I just... Bernard, I'll just be another minute.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07- OK.- Thanks.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11I had so many evil plans in the works.
0:28:11 > 0:28:12The illiteracy beam.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Typhoon cheese.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Robo-sheep.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Battles we will now never have.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22DISTANT MUMBLING
0:28:22 > 0:28:25You know I never had the chance to say goodbye.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28So, it's good that we have this time now,
0:28:28 > 0:28:30you know, before I destroy the place.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Nothing personal - it just brings back too many painful memories.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40- ROXANNE: Hello, hello? - Roxanne!
0:28:49 > 0:28:51That's a pretty tasteless costume.
0:28:51 > 0:28:56- Costume?- Megamind's head is not that grossly big.
0:28:56 > 0:29:01Oh, you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun. How...
0:29:02 > 0:29:03Hello, is someone there?
0:29:06 > 0:29:09Hello, who's there?
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Whoa! Hey, hey. Whew.
0:29:11 > 0:29:12It's just you, Bernard.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Oh, yes it's just me. Bernard.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Well, thank you for letting me stay.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21I wouldn't stay here for more than two minutes and 37 seconds if I were you.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23We're having the walls and ceiling removed.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Wow, that sounds like quite the renovation.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28I guess I'll ride down with you then.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38I kept thinking he was going to do one of his last-minute escapes.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Yeah, he was really good at those.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44Oh, if only the world had a reset button.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46I've looked into the reset button.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49The science is impossible.
0:29:50 > 0:29:56Bernard, I didn't know you had...feelings. Are you OK?
0:29:56 > 0:30:00Metro Man is gone. And now there's no-one left to challenge Megamind.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Oh, come on, Bernard.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05As long as there's evil, good will rise up against it.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Oh, I wish.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09I believe someone is going to stand up to Megamind.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11- You really think so?- Yeah.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14I mean, it's like they say - heroes aren't born, they're made.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Heroes can be made. That's it!
0:30:20 > 0:30:23- All you need are the right ingredients.- Yeah.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25- Bravery.- Yes.
0:30:25 > 0:30:26- Strength.- Of course.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28- Determination.- Imperative.
0:30:28 > 0:30:29And a smidgen of DNA.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33- With that, anyone can be a hero. - Yeah!
0:30:33 > 0:30:35Oh, ho, ho, ho!
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- I think we should run.- Bye.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Time to put the past behind us.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Only the future...AH!
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Oh, I'm too close. I'm genuinely scared right now.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Oh, I hope no-one's seeing this.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53Create a hero? A what? Why would you do that?
0:30:53 > 0:30:55So I have someone to fight.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Minion, I'm a villain without a hero.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59A ying with no yang.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02A bull-fighter with no bull to fight.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04In other words, I have no purpose.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08Now, ask me how I'm going to do it. Go on, ask.
0:31:08 > 0:31:09How are you doing to do it?
0:31:11 > 0:31:14I'm going to give someone, I don't know who yet,
0:31:14 > 0:31:19Metro Man's powers. I'm going to train that someone to become Metrocity's new hero.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Over here, follow.
0:31:21 > 0:31:26And then, finally, I'm going to fight that hero in an epic battle of good and evil.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29We could put everything back the way it was.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31When the world was perfect.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33And rosy. Behold, Minion.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Metro Man's cape.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38Look closely. Tell me what you see?
0:31:38 > 0:31:39Dandruff?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Yes, it's his DNA.
0:31:41 > 0:31:46From this, we'll extract the source of Metro Man's awesome power.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51Boss, I think this is a bad idea.
0:31:51 > 0:31:56Yes, it's a very wickedly bad idea, for the greater good of man.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58But I'm saying this is a kind of bad bad.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01OK, you might think it's good in your bad perception,
0:32:01 > 0:32:05but from a good perception, it is just plain bad.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Oh, you don't know what's good for bad.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10Now we have just one shot at this.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12I must find a suitable subject.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Someone of noble heart and mind...
0:32:15 > 0:32:19who puts the welfare of others above their own.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22MUSICAL RINGTONE PLAYS
0:32:22 > 0:32:23What on earth is that?
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Seems to be emanating from there, sir.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31- Ollo.- Uh, it's "hello".
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Hello, like that?
0:32:33 > 0:32:35- Bernard, it's Roxanne. - It's Roxanne.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37I just want to thank you for inspiring me the other day.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39- Oh, you've inspired me too. - Great!
0:32:39 > 0:32:43It's time we stood up to Megamind and show him he can't push us around.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Oh, oh, really. She's so cute.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48- I'm already hot on his trail. - Uh-huh.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50And what gives you that idea?
0:32:50 > 0:32:52- Uh, sir. - I just found his secret hideout.
0:32:52 > 0:32:53How did she find my hideout?
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Uh, how did you find his hideout?
0:32:56 > 0:33:01This is the only building in Metro City with a fake observatory on the roof.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06OK, there's no way she'll find the secret entrance.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Oh! There's a doormat here that says "secret entrance".
0:33:10 > 0:33:13- Minion! - I kept forgetting where it was.
0:33:13 > 0:33:14She'll discover all our secrets.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17- Oh! Oh, no! - You dim-witted creation of science.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19What? Oh, not you, Roxanne.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22No, I was just yelling at my mother's...urn.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Don't do anything, I'll be right there.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Roxanne?
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Oh, no, not again.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Roxanne.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- Whoa! - Oh, I'm glad you're here.
0:33:37 > 0:33:38How did you get here so fast?
0:33:38 > 0:33:42Well, I, uh... I happened to be speed-walking nearby when you called.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44- In a suit?- Uh-huh.
0:33:44 > 0:33:45It's called formal speed-walking.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48But that's not important. I better take the lead.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51- This way looks exciting. - No, it says "exit".
0:33:51 > 0:33:54Uh, which is the abbreviation for "exciting", right?
0:33:54 > 0:33:55It's the mother load.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57- Ahh.- Wow.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01- Wow.- Just look at this thing. I really could use your help in deciphering all this.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04- Really?- You're an expert in all things Megamind, right?
0:34:04 > 0:34:08- Yes, right. - Together we could figure out his plan for the city and stop it.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12- Are you in?- Oh, what fun! - That's what I want to hear.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15(Minion, send out the brainbots.)
0:34:15 > 0:34:17You know the whole point of a code is...
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Oh, code. Just do it, Minion.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23Ahh, it's me, you fools!
0:34:23 > 0:34:24Bernard!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28It's daddy.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Megamind! What have you done with, Bernard?
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Bernard? Oh, yes, I'm doing horrible things to that man.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39I don't want to get into it, but lasers, spikes...
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- BERNARD:- Oh, please, no, not the lasers and the spikes!
0:34:42 > 0:34:46- You know the drill. - Oh, no, not the drill.
0:34:46 > 0:34:47- Let him go.- Or what?
0:34:47 > 0:34:50Or I'm going to find out what this weird-looking gun does.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52No, don't! Don't shoot that gun.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54I'll just go get him.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Unhand me, you fiend!
0:34:56 > 0:34:59His strength's too much.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Oh, I work out.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Argh, it's really paying off.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06You're so fit...and strangely charismatic.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13- Are you OK?- I did my best. But he's too fantastic.
0:35:13 > 0:35:17- Here, let me carry that heavy gun for you.- I got us covered.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Let go, it's mine!
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Bernard, run!
0:35:23 > 0:35:25Roxanne?
0:35:25 > 0:35:26Give it to me.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27Oh, no!
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Roxanne.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Ow!
0:35:37 > 0:35:38HE GASPS
0:35:40 > 0:35:41Who on earth is that?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50DISCO MUSIC PLAYS
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Roxanne!
0:35:53 > 0:35:56Bernard, you were right about that door being exciting.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58This way.
0:36:02 > 0:36:03- Huh!- What are you doing?
0:36:03 > 0:36:06This will stop them. Here!
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it?
0:36:09 > 0:36:11Just throw it.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12(Daddy's sorry.)
0:36:19 > 0:36:21THEY COUGH
0:36:22 > 0:36:25- Wow, that was really exciting.- Yeah.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27- You were very strong in there. - I know.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29I've never seen anyone but Metro Man stand up to him like that.
0:36:29 > 0:36:30What's going on?
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Hal, what happened?
0:36:32 > 0:36:33I think a bee flew up my nose.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you,
0:36:36 > 0:36:38but, like, 50 ninjas tried to attack me.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40So I had to beat them all up, and I did...
0:36:40 > 0:36:43- and they were all, like, crying, so...- Wow. Brave one, isn't he?
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Who are you?
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Oh, thi... This is Bernard.
0:36:47 > 0:36:48- He's my partner.- Partner?
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Yes. Yes, partner.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Well, look, partner, I'm her partner.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56She doesn't know what she's saying. She's been through a traumatic experience.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58I'd better take him home. Thanks again, Bernard.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07I'll call you tomorrow, partner.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Yeah, OK. I'd like that.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14That was weird for everybody, cos you accidentally hugged him instead of me.
0:37:14 > 0:37:15MINION: Sir!
0:37:15 > 0:37:17(Code - did you find out who it was?)
0:37:17 > 0:37:20Huh? Oh, oh.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Code - get the car.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Code - right away, sir.
0:37:32 > 0:37:33- Bye.- See you tomorrow, Hal.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37I'll leave the door unlocked in case you want to check on me later.
0:37:37 > 0:37:42Who is this man we've infused with godlike power?
0:37:42 > 0:37:44Ow, ow! Whoa! Ho.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48Well, sir, his name's Hal Stewart. He's 28 years old.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50No criminal record. Actually, no records at all.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Apparently, this man hasn't accomplished anything.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Not yet, Minion. Not...yet.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Could this day get any more funtastic?
0:37:59 > 0:38:02So I will just go ahead and defuse him,
0:38:02 > 0:38:04since this is clearly a mistake.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07No, Minion. Something much more powerful is at work.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09This is no mistake.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11It's destiny.
0:38:12 > 0:38:16Hal Shtewart, prepare for your destiny.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Hal? Hal Shtewart?
0:38:19 > 0:38:21- Am I saying it right? - MUFFLED SCREAMS FROM BED
0:38:21 > 0:38:23- Stewart.- Ah!
0:38:23 > 0:38:27Is this a robbery? Cos the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Oh, look. It's Hal Stewart.
0:38:29 > 0:38:30Quick, the spray.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Oops, all out. - Well, use the forget-me-stick.
0:38:34 > 0:38:35Oh, right!
0:38:38 > 0:38:39Just look at him.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Well, he doesn't look quite the hero type to me.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.
0:38:45 > 0:38:49The potter couldn't ask for a finer clay.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50I smell a hero.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53I smell something burning.
0:38:53 > 0:38:54I think it's working!
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Places, places...
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Do you have your disguise?
0:39:05 > 0:39:08- What?- Ah, you look fantastic.
0:39:10 > 0:39:11BED RATTLES
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Rise, my glorious creation.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Rise and come to Papa.
0:39:23 > 0:39:24What's going on?
0:39:24 > 0:39:27- Easy, my child.- Who are you?
0:39:27 > 0:39:30I sent you to this planet to teach you about justice,
0:39:30 > 0:39:32honour and nobility.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35I am your father.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38So you're, like, my space dad?
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Yeah, I'm like your space dad.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43And you are, what?
0:39:43 > 0:39:46I'm your space step-mom.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49I had some work done recently.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Is this some kind of dream?
0:39:51 > 0:39:53This is a dream come true.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56You've been blessed with unfathomable power.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58- What kind of power? - Unfathomable.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01It's un... Without fathom.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04- Whoa. - Yeah, we've come to guide you.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08On your path to be Metrocity's new hero.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12And battle the super genius...of Megamind.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17I know this is a lot to take in.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19It may take months for you to come to grips...
0:40:19 > 0:40:21No frickin' way.
0:40:21 > 0:40:22I wasn't finished.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Wahoo! I'm going to be a hero.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30I'm going to be a hero.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33See, Minion, he's perfect.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35MUSIC: "Mr Blue Sky" by E.L.O.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37And...action!
0:40:37 > 0:40:39- MINION: Someone help me.- I'm OK.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43# Sun is shinning in the sky
0:40:43 > 0:40:46# There ain't a cloud in sight... #
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Zap, zap, zap.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Ha, ha!
0:40:51 > 0:40:56The flames of my evil burn bright. Now you say something cool back at me.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59Look, it doesn't even hurt. Don't even feel it.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02No, no, no. Stomach down...and stop.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Like Metro Man.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11He's hopeless. HOPELESS!
0:41:11 > 0:41:14- Maybe we should change tactics? - You think so?
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Oh, you know how boys are. They love video games.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19I can throw a few parts together.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23Can't...wait. LOL, smiley face.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Can't wait for what, sir?
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Oh, that was such a funny story.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30And brilliantly told, by the way.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32OK, now you tell one.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Bernard, I never knew you were so funny.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36And I never heard you laugh before.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Yeah, it's been a while.
0:41:39 > 0:41:40Feels pretty good.
0:41:40 > 0:41:44# ..Mr Blue, you did it right. #
0:41:44 > 0:41:46And action.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51# ..Now his hand is on your shoulder Never mind
0:41:51 > 0:41:54# I'll remember you this
0:41:54 > 0:41:58# I'll remember you this way #
0:41:58 > 0:41:59You don't get out much, do you?
0:41:59 > 0:42:02Fun!
0:42:02 > 0:42:05I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07It was one of my favourite things to do.
0:42:07 > 0:42:08Now look at it.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10It's a dump.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13# ..Hey Mr Blue We're so please to be with you... #
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Why are we cleaning up the city, sir?
0:42:16 > 0:42:21Um, well, we don't want to battle our new hero in a dump now...do we?
0:42:25 > 0:42:26They're all back.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28But how? Why?
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.
0:42:35 > 0:42:40That's it. Be free, my beautiful dove.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Wahoo!
0:42:44 > 0:42:48OK, OK, Metro Man and I were never a couple.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51But I thought you two were...
0:42:51 > 0:42:54I know, everybody did. It's just... Well, he was never really my type.
0:42:54 > 0:42:55Really?
0:42:55 > 0:42:58OK, now you tell me something.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01Something you've never told anyone.
0:43:01 > 0:43:05Well, in sh...school...
0:43:05 > 0:43:09none of the other kids really liked me.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12I was always last one picked for everything.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16Hmm, it's too bad that we didn't go to the same school.
0:43:19 > 0:43:24Hal, I think you're ready for this.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Do I have a son?
0:43:27 > 0:43:29No, Hal, you make me laugh.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32It stretches, it's for you.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Hey, what's the "T" stand for?
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Titan.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39Tighten? What's that supposed to mean?
0:43:39 > 0:43:43- It was the only name I could trademark.- Oh.
0:43:43 > 0:43:46Do you have someone special in your life, Hal?
0:43:46 > 0:43:48No, not yet, but...
0:43:48 > 0:43:52There's this really, really good-looking one I've got my eye on currently.
0:43:56 > 0:44:00That's very good. Romance is very inspiring.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04- That's what I hear. - All you have to do is save her
0:44:04 > 0:44:06and she'll be yours.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08- Who wants churros?- I do!
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Thanks, Space Step-Mom.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14On the count of three, unsheathe your churro.
0:44:14 > 0:44:17- ALL: One, two, three!- To Titan.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind,
0:44:19 > 0:44:23and the city will know your name.
0:44:23 > 0:44:27ROXANNE: The city's parks restored to their original glory.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30The streets, the safest they've been. The banks reopened.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32Has something happened to Megamind?
0:44:32 > 0:44:35Has someone tamed this monster?
0:44:35 > 0:44:40This is Roxanne Ritchi cautiously optimistic and pleasantly confused.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43Well, you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Huh. How long is this going to take, Minion?
0:44:45 > 0:44:49Just a few alterations, sir, and I'll be done with your most terrifying cape yet.
0:44:49 > 0:44:54I'm calling it the Black Mamba.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59Black Mamba, perfect. Oh, gosh. I am running late. I have to go.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01What? Where? Where are you going, sir?
0:45:01 > 0:45:03We have our debut battle with Titan in the morning.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09- You attend to the details, Minion. - I have to run a quick errand.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11You don't run errands.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14- What's going on here?- What? - Oh, wait a minute.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20Are you wearing Jean-Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme?
0:45:20 > 0:45:23It's just my natural musk. Now, where are the car keys?
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Ahhh.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Uh, uh, uh, uh. This is about Ms Ritchi, isn't it?
0:45:27 > 0:45:30You're going on a date with her.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33No, my main man, get out of town.
0:45:33 > 0:45:37Oh, this is bad, this is bad. You've fallen in love with her.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39You are forgetting your place, Minion.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41Now give me the keys.
0:45:42 > 0:45:45What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?
0:45:45 > 0:45:47She will never find out.
0:45:47 > 0:45:49That's the point of lying.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51Ahh!
0:45:51 > 0:45:55Honestly, if I didn't know any better, I'd think this is your first day of being evil.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57NO!
0:45:57 > 0:45:59This has gone far enough.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Oh, that was really grown up.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Sir, please, it's for your own good.
0:46:07 > 0:46:08Well, what do you know?
0:46:08 > 0:46:10I may not know much, but I do know this.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13The bad guy doesn't get the girl.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy any more.
0:46:16 > 0:46:17MINION SCREAMS
0:46:19 > 0:46:21You heard me.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23(Who are you?)
0:46:23 > 0:46:27- Now give me the keys.- NO!
0:46:27 > 0:46:29My sole purpose in life is to look after you.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Well, I don't need you to look after me.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34What are you...what are you saying?
0:46:34 > 0:46:36- You don't need me? - Let me make it clear.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39Code - I don't need you.
0:46:39 > 0:46:40You know what? You know what?
0:46:43 > 0:46:46Code - I'll just pack my things and go.
0:46:46 > 0:46:47Code - fine!
0:46:47 > 0:46:48Code - fine back.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53Well, good luck on your date.
0:46:53 > 0:46:56- I will. - That doesn't even make any sense.
0:46:56 > 0:46:57I know.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30I know I am so close, I can feel it.
0:47:32 > 0:47:36OK, OK, I just have to take a step back.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Wait a minute.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Titan.
0:47:57 > 0:47:58What's a Titan?
0:47:58 > 0:48:01My super ears are burning.
0:48:01 > 0:48:03SHE SCREAMS THEN GASPS
0:48:03 > 0:48:06I usually just hear criminals. You haven't been naughty, have you?
0:48:06 > 0:48:09I'm totally messing with you. I'm totally messing with you.
0:48:09 > 0:48:10The name's Titan.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14- Titan?- Your very own heroic guardian of pure awesome.
0:48:14 > 0:48:16What's your name? Just kidding, I know everything about you.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Oh, oh! And I brought some flowers.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23Didn't know what you liked, so I just grabbed, you know, all of them.
0:48:23 > 0:48:27OK, you don't like flowers. OK, uh, uh, forget the flowers.
0:48:27 > 0:48:31- What do you want? - Thought maybe we could go for a little flight around town.
0:48:31 > 0:48:33- Get to know each other first.- WHOA!
0:48:33 > 0:48:35This must be very thrilling for you.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Just what do you think you're doing? Oh, am I moving to fast?
0:48:37 > 0:48:41You're probably right. I should just rescue you a few times before we get all romantic.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43Whoops!
0:48:43 > 0:48:46Saved you. You are lucky to have such a great hero here.
0:48:46 > 0:48:49Somebody do something!
0:48:49 > 0:48:51No, wait. D'uh! I gotcha.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00Close one, you almost died. But I saved you.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02- Ahhh, building!- AH!
0:49:02 > 0:49:05SHE SCREAMS
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Gotcha!
0:49:07 > 0:49:09Whoo, I'm sorry. What were you saying?
0:49:09 > 0:49:12I couldn't hear you over the sound of me saving your life.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14Put me down right now!
0:49:14 > 0:49:16OK, all right, all right, hold on.
0:49:19 > 0:49:20Are you crazy?
0:49:20 > 0:49:22I suppose I'm a little crazy... about you.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25Who are you? Really.
0:49:25 > 0:49:29Ooh, ooh, right. Well, prepare to have your mind blown, little lady.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32- Ta-da!- Hal?
0:49:32 > 0:49:35Yeah, isn't this great?
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Now there's nothing keeping us apart.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39No, it's not great.
0:49:39 > 0:49:43Wow, our first fight. This is so us! We're like an old married couple.
0:49:43 > 0:49:46There is no us, OK. There will never be an us.
0:49:46 > 0:49:48But I have powers.
0:49:48 > 0:49:52- I have a cape, I'm the good guy. - You are a good guy, Hal.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55But you don't understand. We need to find out why...
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Right now, this isn't right.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59- Listen to me, Hal. - You're supposed to be with me.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01I'm trying to warn you, Hal.
0:50:01 > 0:50:05- It's Titan.- It's Titan, not Hal.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28- Bernard.- Roxanne.
0:50:28 > 0:50:32- Sorry I'm late. - Wow, your hair looks exciting.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Hmm, not the only exciting development of the night.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37Megamind's created a new hero.
0:50:37 > 0:50:38And I know why.
0:50:38 > 0:50:39CORK POPS
0:50:39 > 0:50:41It all makes sense now.
0:50:41 > 0:50:45He missed getting his butt kicked, so he created a new hero to kick it for him.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48But why Hal?
0:50:48 > 0:50:51Hal is the worst possible person you could pick.
0:50:51 > 0:50:53Wow, that's a lot to take in.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55It boggles my mind.
0:50:55 > 0:50:57I am extremely boggled.
0:50:57 > 0:51:00You know, I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of who's kicking whose butt.
0:51:00 > 0:51:02But in the meantime,
0:51:02 > 0:51:04let's enjoy each other's company.
0:51:04 > 0:51:07I'm sorry, Bernard. Of course, you're right.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10You know, I could use a breather.
0:51:10 > 0:51:16To Bernard, for being the only normal thing in my crazy upside-down world.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19To...being normal.
0:51:29 > 0:51:31- Roxanne.- Yes?
0:51:32 > 0:51:34Say I wasn't so normal.
0:51:34 > 0:51:40Say I was bald and had the complexion of a popular primary colour.
0:51:40 > 0:51:44As a random, non-specific example.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46Would you still enjoy my company?
0:51:46 > 0:51:48Of course, you don't judge a book by its cover.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50Or a person from the outside.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52Oh, that's a relief to hear.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55You judge them based on their actions.
0:51:55 > 0:51:58Well, that seems kind of petty, don't you think?
0:51:58 > 0:52:00SHE LAUGHS
0:52:14 > 0:52:15SHE GASPS
0:52:18 > 0:52:19BABY CRIES
0:52:24 > 0:52:27- You.- What? What?
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Oh, don't look at me!
0:52:29 > 0:52:31Just...just a technical glitch.
0:52:31 > 0:52:33Don't look yet.
0:52:33 > 0:52:35My bad.
0:52:38 > 0:52:39Where were we?
0:52:42 > 0:52:44- Now, now, hold on.- YOU!
0:52:45 > 0:52:48THUNDER RUMBLES
0:52:59 > 0:53:00CAT MEOWS
0:53:03 > 0:53:06I can explain.
0:53:06 > 0:53:08SHE GROANS
0:53:08 > 0:53:09What about everything you just said?
0:53:09 > 0:53:12About judging a book by its cover.
0:53:12 > 0:53:15Well, let's take a look at the contents, then, shall we?
0:53:15 > 0:53:16You destroyed Metro Man.
0:53:16 > 0:53:21You took over the city and then you actually got me to care about you.
0:53:22 > 0:53:25Why are you so evil?
0:53:25 > 0:53:26Tricking me?
0:53:26 > 0:53:30What could you possibly hope to gain?
0:53:34 > 0:53:36Wait a minute.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38Oh, I don't believe this.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44Do you really think that I would ever be with you?
0:53:46 > 0:53:48(No.)
0:54:04 > 0:54:07DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:54:15 > 0:54:17DOOR SQUEAKS
0:54:19 > 0:54:22OK, Minion, you were right.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25I was...less right.
0:54:25 > 0:54:28We should stick to what we're good at.
0:54:28 > 0:54:29Being bad.
0:54:31 > 0:54:32Minion...
0:54:47 > 0:54:48HE WHISTLES
0:54:50 > 0:54:52You, there.
0:54:52 > 0:54:53Yeah, you.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57Bring out the Black Mamba!
0:55:05 > 0:55:07CHANTING
0:55:28 > 0:55:33OK, Titan, it's time to go down in style.
0:55:33 > 0:55:36HE LAUGHS
0:55:36 > 0:55:39MUSIC: "Back In Black" by AC/DC
0:55:45 > 0:55:46# Back in black
0:55:46 > 0:55:48# I hit the sack
0:55:48 > 0:55:51# I been too long I'm glad to be back
0:55:51 > 0:55:54# Cut loose from the noose... #
0:55:54 > 0:55:59I hear there's a new hero who dares to challenge my evil.
0:55:59 > 0:56:02Where is the one they call Titan?
0:56:05 > 0:56:08Challenge me, if you dare.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16# ...Back in black I hit the sack. #
0:56:20 > 0:56:23MUSIC: "Loving You" by Minnie Riperton
0:56:29 > 0:56:32Oh, no, we're going to crash.
0:56:35 > 0:56:37This is embarrassing.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45Of all the inconsiderate,
0:56:45 > 0:56:49boneheaded, irresponsible,
0:56:49 > 0:56:50rude,
0:56:50 > 0:56:52unprofessional... That's what this is.
0:56:52 > 0:56:56Would Metro Man have kept me waiting?
0:56:56 > 0:56:58Of course not, he was a pro.
0:56:58 > 0:57:00Hey, Megamind. You're actually the guy I want to see.
0:57:00 > 0:57:02Also, there's a door here.
0:57:02 > 0:57:05Do you have any idea how long I waited for you?
0:57:05 > 0:57:08No, no, I totally understand what you're saying.
0:57:08 > 0:57:10Could you shut up for one second? I'm trying to beat this level.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12Were you even planning on showing up?
0:57:12 > 0:57:14What's this?
0:57:16 > 0:57:18Where did you get all this stuff?
0:57:18 > 0:57:20(It doesn't belong to me.)
0:57:20 > 0:57:21You stole it!
0:57:21 > 0:57:24- Pretty cool, right. - Oh, no, no, no. You're a hero.
0:57:24 > 0:57:25Being a hero is for losers.
0:57:25 > 0:57:28It's work, work, work, 24-7, and for what?
0:57:28 > 0:57:31I only took the gig to get the girl.
0:57:31 > 0:57:33And it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me.
0:57:33 > 0:57:35Roxanne Ritchi?
0:57:35 > 0:57:36Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi.
0:57:36 > 0:57:40I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb.
0:57:40 > 0:57:42- Oh!- Who needs all that noise?
0:57:42 > 0:57:46That's why I think WE should team up.
0:57:46 > 0:57:47You? Wait! What?
0:57:47 > 0:57:50With my power and your big-headedness,
0:57:50 > 0:57:52we could rule the city.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54- You want to team up?- I even drew up some new costume designs.
0:57:54 > 0:57:56- See.- Costume design?
0:57:56 > 0:57:59You have a brain, so you get little brain-wearing glasses on your costume, or something.
0:57:59 > 0:58:04And since I'm the cool one, I'd have two tanks sword fighting.
0:58:04 > 0:58:05I can't believe you.
0:58:05 > 0:58:10All your gifts, all your powers, and you squander them
0:58:10 > 0:58:13for your own personal gain.
0:58:13 > 0:58:14- Yes!- NO!
0:58:14 > 0:58:16I'm the villain, you're the good guy.
0:58:16 > 0:58:19I do something bad, and you come and get me.
0:58:19 > 0:58:21That's why I created you.
0:58:21 > 0:58:24Yeah, right. You're nuts.
0:58:24 > 0:58:27- Space Dad told me. - Look, I'm your space dad.
0:58:28 > 0:58:30You should be more like Metro Man.
0:58:31 > 0:58:34- You tricked me? - Oh, don't like that, huh?
0:58:34 > 0:58:35Well, there's more.
0:58:37 > 0:58:41I'm also the intellectual dweeb dating Roxanne.
0:58:41 > 0:58:44- No. - And we were smooching up a storm.
0:58:44 > 0:58:47Mwah...Mwah...Mwah.
0:58:47 > 0:58:51- When I get my hands on you, I'm going to...- Yes! I know.
0:58:51 > 0:58:55Bring me to justice. Oh, God, how I missed this!
0:58:58 > 0:59:00And the hero strikes the first blow,
0:59:00 > 0:59:02but evil returns with a backhand.
0:59:06 > 0:59:08Yes!
0:59:13 > 0:59:14- Ah!- Sh!
0:59:16 > 0:59:18Come out, you little freak!
0:59:18 > 0:59:21I want to see what that big brain looks like on the pavement.
0:59:27 > 0:59:30You fell for the oldest evil trick in the book.
0:59:30 > 0:59:32You little blue twerp.
0:59:35 > 0:59:37- En garde! - HE LAUGHS
0:59:40 > 0:59:43Oh, now that's the spirit.
0:59:43 > 0:59:45Parry, thrust, parry again!
0:59:45 > 0:59:49Now it's time for some witty back-and-forth banter.
0:59:49 > 0:59:50- You go first.- Aaah!
0:59:50 > 0:59:53Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.
0:59:54 > 0:59:57This one's for stealing my girlfriend.
0:59:57 > 1:00:00HE GROANS IN SLOW MOTION
1:00:02 > 1:00:05This one's for Space Dad making a fool out of me.
1:00:12 > 1:00:15And Megamind! This is for Space Step-Mom.
1:00:15 > 1:00:17You lied to her!
1:00:17 > 1:00:20Oh, well done, I thought that battle went really, really well.
1:00:20 > 1:00:23I mean, I have a few notes.
1:00:23 > 1:00:25- Notes?- But they can wait. You can take me to jail now.
1:00:25 > 1:00:28Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking more like the morgue.
1:00:28 > 1:00:31- You're dead!- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This isn't how you play the game.
1:00:31 > 1:00:33- Game over. - HE GASPS
1:00:39 > 1:00:40Brainbots.
1:00:45 > 1:00:47I'm calling time out.
1:00:49 > 1:00:50Time out, time out!
1:01:00 > 1:01:03Brainbots, initiate the fail safe.
1:01:10 > 1:01:12Guess what, Buster Brown?
1:01:12 > 1:01:15It's made from copper. You're powerless against it.
1:01:15 > 1:01:18It's the very same metal used to defeat...
1:01:18 > 1:01:20Metro Man?
1:01:20 > 1:01:23You should stop comparing me to Metro Man.
1:01:32 > 1:01:35You can run, Megamind, but you can't hide.
1:01:35 > 1:01:37We're saved, we're saved!
1:01:37 > 1:01:39What's your name, new hero?
1:01:39 > 1:01:42- It's Titan.- Thank you, thank you.
1:01:42 > 1:01:43Titan has freed us.
1:01:43 > 1:01:45Oh, I wouldn't say free.
1:01:45 > 1:01:48More like under new management.
1:01:50 > 1:01:53DOOR BELL RINGS
1:01:53 > 1:01:54What do you want?
1:01:54 > 1:01:58- Titan's turned evil. - Congratulations, another one of your genius plans has backfired on you.
1:01:58 > 1:02:01And why did my doorman let you up?
1:02:01 > 1:02:05- Carlos?- Please, Roxanne, no, no!
1:02:05 > 1:02:06I need your help.
1:02:06 > 1:02:08Why do you need MY help?
1:02:08 > 1:02:09HE SIGHS
1:02:09 > 1:02:12Because you're the smartest person I know.
1:02:14 > 1:02:15Well, you can't hide here.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18Copper should have worked. Why didn't the copper work?
1:02:18 > 1:02:22- The copper worked perfectly well the last time.- Copper? You're not making any sense.
1:02:22 > 1:02:26Look, if we don't find Titan's weakness, he'll destroy the whole city.
1:02:27 > 1:02:29OK, how can I help?
1:02:29 > 1:02:32We need to find answers. You knew Metro Man best.
1:02:32 > 1:02:35Did he have a hideout, a cave, a solitary fortress of some kind?
1:02:35 > 1:02:38Anything that would give us clues.
1:02:38 > 1:02:41Well, there is one place I know.
1:02:43 > 1:02:46ROXANNE: You gave him these powers, can't you just take them away?
1:02:46 > 1:02:51I can't, I lost my diffuser gun when I misplaced the invisible car.
1:02:51 > 1:02:52The night you dumped me.
1:02:52 > 1:02:54Alone.
1:02:54 > 1:02:56In the rain.
1:02:56 > 1:02:59- Did you ever look back?- No!
1:02:59 > 1:03:02- Oh, my giant blue head. - I guess we're here.
1:03:05 > 1:03:08So, this is where he hid it.
1:03:08 > 1:03:13After all these years, my old shhool house.
1:03:15 > 1:03:18You know, I think there's an apology in order for the other night.
1:03:18 > 1:03:20OK, that would be nice. But make it quick.
1:03:20 > 1:03:22We have much more pressing matters to deal with.
1:03:25 > 1:03:29Wow! Can't believe he kept all this stuff.
1:03:29 > 1:03:34- Aww, I remember when he wore that. - Shouldn't we try to stay focused here?
1:03:34 > 1:03:37Yes, of course, you're right, focused.
1:03:37 > 1:03:39Hey! Come over and look at this.
1:03:39 > 1:03:43What is it? What did you find?
1:03:43 > 1:03:46Um...look!
1:03:46 > 1:03:48This glass has ice cubes in it.
1:03:48 > 1:03:51Yes, that's what happens when water gets cold.
1:03:51 > 1:03:52No, what I'm saying is,
1:03:52 > 1:03:56don't you think it's a little odd that the ice hasn't melted yet?
1:03:56 > 1:03:58One of life's great mysteries.
1:03:58 > 1:03:59FLOOR CREAKS
1:04:04 > 1:04:06Hey.
1:04:06 > 1:04:07THEY SCREAM
1:04:17 > 1:04:19TV NEWS ANCHOR: We now have a confirmed report.
1:04:19 > 1:04:22Titan, first thought to be the city's new hero, has turned evil.
1:04:22 > 1:04:25The city has never seen this level of destruction.
1:04:25 > 1:04:27If only Metro Man were still alive...
1:04:27 > 1:04:30- You're alive?- You're alive.
1:04:30 > 1:04:31I'm alive.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34- ROXANNE:- But..we..we saw your skeleton.
1:04:34 > 1:04:36- You were dead.- Are you a ghost?
1:04:36 > 1:04:40There had better be an amazing explanation for this.
1:04:40 > 1:04:42Speak, apparition.
1:04:44 > 1:04:46HE SIGHS
1:04:51 > 1:04:53OK, OK, OK, OK.
1:04:53 > 1:04:56You both deserve the truth.
1:04:56 > 1:04:58It all started back at the observatory.
1:04:58 > 1:05:01Roxanne was kidnapped, I was going stop you.
1:05:01 > 1:05:04My head wasn't in the game that day.
1:05:04 > 1:05:08We were kinda going through the motions. So...
1:05:08 > 1:05:10using my super speed,
1:05:10 > 1:05:12I decided to go clear my head.
1:05:14 > 1:05:19Then I realised we had done this same silly charade our entire lives.
1:05:20 > 1:05:22I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling.
1:05:22 > 1:05:25But I just felt stuck.
1:05:25 > 1:05:29I began to realise, despite all my powers,
1:05:29 > 1:05:33each and every citizen of Metro had something I didn't.
1:05:33 > 1:05:35A choice.
1:05:35 > 1:05:39Ever since I can remember I've always had to be what the city wanted me to be.
1:05:39 > 1:05:42But what about what I wanted to do?
1:05:43 > 1:05:46Then it suddenly hit me.
1:05:46 > 1:05:48I do have a choice.
1:05:48 > 1:05:51I can be whatever I want to be.
1:05:51 > 1:05:54No-one said this hero thing had to be a life-time gig.
1:05:54 > 1:05:57You can't just quit either.
1:05:57 > 1:05:59That's when I got the brilliant idea...
1:06:00 > 1:06:02..to fake my death.
1:06:02 > 1:06:05Copper drains my powers!
1:06:05 > 1:06:07Your weakness is copper?
1:06:07 > 1:06:09Once your death ray hit,
1:06:09 > 1:06:12I never felt so alive.
1:06:12 > 1:06:15So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school.
1:06:15 > 1:06:18Metro Man was finally dead.
1:06:18 > 1:06:21- And Music Man was born.- Music Man?
1:06:21 > 1:06:23- That way I can keep my logo. - What?- Cos of what?
1:06:23 > 1:06:27Finally I'm free to get in touch with my true power -
1:06:27 > 1:06:29weaving lyrical magic.
1:06:29 > 1:06:30Check this out.
1:06:30 > 1:06:33# I have eyes that can see
1:06:33 > 1:06:36# Right through lead. #
1:06:36 > 1:06:39- You're horrible.- Granted you have talent,
1:06:39 > 1:06:43but there's a madman out there destroying our...your city.
1:06:43 > 1:06:45How could you do this?
1:06:45 > 1:06:47The people of the city relied on you,
1:06:47 > 1:06:51and you deserted them. You left us in the hands of him!
1:06:51 > 1:06:53- No offence.- No, I'm with you.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55Look, we need your help.
1:06:55 > 1:06:58I'm sorry, I really am.
1:06:58 > 1:07:00Um, I'm... I'm done.
1:07:00 > 1:07:04You know, little buddy, there's a ying for every yang.
1:07:04 > 1:07:08If there's bad, good will rise up against it.
1:07:08 > 1:07:11It's taken me a long time to find my calling.
1:07:12 > 1:07:14Now it's about time you find yours.
1:07:19 > 1:07:21Hey, who needs him?
1:07:21 > 1:07:23We can beat Titan ourselves.
1:07:23 > 1:07:26I say we go back to the Evil Lair, grab some ray guns,
1:07:26 > 1:07:29hold them sideways and just go all gangsta on 'em.
1:07:29 > 1:07:30We can't.
1:07:30 > 1:07:32So that's it? You're just giving up?
1:07:32 > 1:07:34I'm the bad guy.
1:07:34 > 1:07:37I don't save the day. I don't fly off into the sunset
1:07:37 > 1:07:39and I don't get the girl.
1:07:40 > 1:07:42I'm going home.
1:08:10 > 1:08:14TV REPORTER: Unless someone comes to our aid soon, all may be lost.
1:08:15 > 1:08:18Thousands have already fled the city in a mass exodus.
1:08:18 > 1:08:22Remaining citizens are warned to stay indoors until further notice.
1:08:24 > 1:08:29Authorities have issued a warning to stay out of the downtown area at all costs.
1:08:40 > 1:08:41ROXANNE: Hal!
1:08:43 > 1:08:44Hal!
1:08:45 > 1:08:48Let me guess - after seeing how awesome I am,
1:08:48 > 1:08:50you've finally come to your senses.
1:08:50 > 1:08:51Well, I'm over you.
1:08:51 > 1:08:53I've come to stop you, Hal.
1:08:53 > 1:08:57You? Oh, well. OK, what are you going to do, report me to death?
1:08:57 > 1:08:58I was going to try reasoning with you.
1:08:58 > 1:09:01You and I, we worked together for a long time.
1:09:01 > 1:09:03I know you.
1:09:03 > 1:09:04You don't know me.
1:09:04 > 1:09:06You never took the time to know me.
1:09:06 > 1:09:11This is the first time we've hung out socially. And it's when I'm about to destroy the city.
1:09:11 > 1:09:12I want to talk to the real Hal.
1:09:12 > 1:09:16I want to talk to the guy who loved being a camera man and eating dip
1:09:16 > 1:09:20and being a nerd and being not as scary as the Titan Hal.
1:09:20 > 1:09:21Too late!
1:09:25 > 1:09:27HE FLIPS THROUGH THE CHANNELS
1:09:27 > 1:09:29Megamind.
1:09:31 > 1:09:33You and I have some unfinished business.
1:09:33 > 1:09:38I'll be waiting at Metro Tower. Oh, and just so you don't get cold feet...
1:09:39 > 1:09:41Roxanne!
1:09:41 > 1:09:44Come on, Roxie, call for your hero to come rescue you.
1:09:45 > 1:09:47Megamind.
1:09:47 > 1:09:51I don't even know if you're listening, but if you are...
1:09:51 > 1:09:52you can't give up.
1:09:53 > 1:09:57The Megamind I knew would never have run from a fight,
1:09:57 > 1:10:01even when he knew he had absolutely no chance of winning.
1:10:01 > 1:10:03It was your best quality.
1:10:03 > 1:10:07You need to be that guy right now.
1:10:08 > 1:10:10The city needs you.
1:10:12 > 1:10:13I need you.
1:10:13 > 1:10:15Roxanne.
1:10:15 > 1:10:19You have one hour. Don't...keep me waiting.
1:10:21 > 1:10:23Warden! Warden!
1:10:23 > 1:10:27Listen to me, you have to let me go. Titan has to be stopped.
1:10:27 > 1:10:31Sorry, Megamind, you still have 88 life sentences to go.
1:10:31 > 1:10:33Plenty of time to reflect on what you've done.
1:10:33 > 1:10:36If you want to hear me say it, I'll say it.
1:10:36 > 1:10:40Here it is. From the blackest part of my heart.
1:10:42 > 1:10:47I...am...sorry!
1:10:48 > 1:10:49Not buying it.
1:10:51 > 1:10:53I don't blame you.
1:10:54 > 1:10:57I've terrorised the city countless times,
1:10:57 > 1:11:00created a hero who's turned out to be a villain.
1:11:01 > 1:11:04I lied to Roxanne and...
1:11:04 > 1:11:06my best friend Minion...
1:11:07 > 1:11:08..I treated like dirt.
1:11:11 > 1:11:13Please, don't make this city...
1:11:14 > 1:11:18Don't make Roxanne pay for my wrongdoings.
1:11:19 > 1:11:21DOOR OPENS
1:11:21 > 1:11:23Apology accepted.
1:11:26 > 1:11:29Uh, Minion, you fantastic fish, you.
1:11:29 > 1:11:31What are we waiting for?
1:11:31 > 1:11:32We'd better get going.
1:11:35 > 1:11:37You got me!
1:11:37 > 1:11:39THEY LAUGH
1:11:39 > 1:11:40Good luck, fellas.
1:11:40 > 1:11:41We're going to die!
1:11:43 > 1:11:44MINION: Wait! What?
1:11:44 > 1:11:46Hey, Metro losers.
1:11:46 > 1:11:48This is Metro Tower.
1:11:48 > 1:11:51They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength
1:11:51 > 1:11:56but, for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart.
1:11:56 > 1:11:58And I hate reminders.
1:12:11 > 1:12:12Hal!
1:12:14 > 1:12:15Please don't do this.
1:12:15 > 1:12:18I know there's still good in you, Hal.
1:12:18 > 1:12:19You're so naive, Roxie.
1:12:19 > 1:12:23You see the good in everybody, even when it's not there.
1:12:23 > 1:12:25You're living a fantasy.
1:12:25 > 1:12:27There is no Easter Bunny.
1:12:27 > 1:12:28There is no Tooth Fairy.
1:12:28 > 1:12:31And there is no Queen of England.
1:12:31 > 1:12:34This is the real world, and you need to wake up.
1:12:35 > 1:12:38MUSIC: "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses
1:12:45 > 1:12:48You dare to challenge Megamind?
1:12:48 > 1:12:52This town isn't big enough for two super villains.
1:12:52 > 1:12:55Oh, you're a villain, all right.
1:12:55 > 1:12:57Just not a super one.
1:12:57 > 1:12:59Yeah, what's the difference?
1:13:02 > 1:13:04PRESENTATION!
1:13:11 > 1:13:13# Welcome to the jungle
1:13:13 > 1:13:15# We've got fun 'n' games
1:13:15 > 1:13:17# We got everything you want
1:13:17 > 1:13:18# Honey, we know the names
1:13:18 > 1:13:20# We are the people that can find
1:13:20 > 1:13:22# Whatever you may need... #
1:13:22 > 1:13:24I knew you'd come back.
1:13:24 > 1:13:26Well, that makes one of us.
1:13:26 > 1:13:28# ..In the jungle
1:13:28 > 1:13:29# Welcome to the jungle
1:13:29 > 1:13:33# Watch it bring you to your knees, knees
1:13:36 > 1:13:38# I wanna watch you bleed
1:13:38 > 1:13:39# Welcome to the jungle
1:13:39 > 1:13:41# We take it day by day
1:13:41 > 1:13:43# If you want it you're going to bleed
1:13:43 > 1:13:45# But it's the price you pay
1:13:45 > 1:13:46# And you're a very sexy girl
1:13:46 > 1:13:48# That's very hard to please
1:13:48 > 1:13:49# You can taste the bright lights
1:13:49 > 1:13:51# But you won't get them for free. #
1:13:51 > 1:13:56- What's the plan? - Well, mostly involves not dying.
1:13:56 > 1:13:57I like that plan.
1:14:17 > 1:14:19Go faster. Make this thing go faster.
1:14:20 > 1:14:22I can't control it.
1:14:36 > 1:14:38No!
1:14:40 > 1:14:42Well, that was easy.
1:14:42 > 1:14:44Looks like there's only one loose end now.
1:14:51 > 1:14:53FANFARE PLAYS
1:14:55 > 1:14:58Please, let's have a little respect for public transportation.
1:14:58 > 1:15:00You came back.
1:15:00 > 1:15:02You were right, Roxanne.
1:15:02 > 1:15:04I never should have left.
1:15:04 > 1:15:06Whoa! I...I thought you were dead.
1:15:06 > 1:15:09My death was greatly exaggerated.
1:15:09 > 1:15:12So, you're the punk I've heard about.
1:15:14 > 1:15:15Whoa!
1:15:24 > 1:15:28I'm sorry, I did the best I could.
1:15:30 > 1:15:32I'm so proud of you.
1:15:35 > 1:15:36Minion?
1:15:37 > 1:15:40Surprise! Heh, heh, heh.
1:15:40 > 1:15:42He's the real hero.
1:15:49 > 1:15:50Megamind.
1:15:52 > 1:15:53Going somewhere?
1:15:53 > 1:15:55Besides jail.
1:16:02 > 1:16:04No, not in the face, man, please.
1:16:04 > 1:16:07If you know what's good for you, Titan, you'll stay out of Metrocity.
1:16:07 > 1:16:09- You got it!- For good!
1:16:09 > 1:16:12SONIC BOOM
1:16:12 > 1:16:14CROWD CHEERS
1:16:42 > 1:16:44- TITAN:- Pretty sneaky, sis.
1:16:44 > 1:16:48But there is only one person I know who calls this town Metrocity.
1:16:48 > 1:16:49Ooops.
1:16:49 > 1:16:50You!
1:16:53 > 1:16:56Bet you think it's really funny, huh?
1:16:56 > 1:16:59Let's all laugh at the really cool guy, huh?
1:17:02 > 1:17:05You're not going to be laughing for long.
1:17:05 > 1:17:08The invisible car. Hey, remember that night that I dumped you?
1:17:09 > 1:17:11You are bringing this up now?
1:17:11 > 1:17:13I did look back.
1:17:13 > 1:17:14POLICE SIREN BLARES
1:17:14 > 1:17:16You did?
1:17:16 > 1:17:17YOU DID!
1:17:17 > 1:17:21Yes, and you should look back right now.
1:17:21 > 1:17:24Oh, I get it.
1:17:30 > 1:17:33This is the last time you'll make a fool out of me.
1:17:33 > 1:17:35I made you a hero.
1:17:35 > 1:17:39You did the fool thing all by yourself.
1:17:42 > 1:17:44Oh, uh...
1:17:45 > 1:17:47You're so pathetic.
1:17:47 > 1:17:49No matter what side you're on,
1:17:49 > 1:17:51you're always the loser.
1:17:51 > 1:17:53There's a benefit to losing -
1:17:53 > 1:17:55you get to learn from your mistakes.
1:17:57 > 1:17:59What?
1:18:00 > 1:18:02Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
1:18:02 > 1:18:05Minion, if I live, I will kill you.
1:18:15 > 1:18:17Enjoy your flight.
1:18:17 > 1:18:18HE SCREAMS
1:18:18 > 1:18:20Megamind.
1:18:27 > 1:18:30So this is how it ends.
1:18:30 > 1:18:34Normally I'd chalk this up to my last glorious failure.
1:18:34 > 1:18:35But not today!
1:18:37 > 1:18:38What can I say?
1:18:38 > 1:18:40Old habits die hard.
1:18:46 > 1:18:48Say bye-bye, Roxie.
1:18:53 > 1:18:55Ollo.
1:19:02 > 1:19:06Thing about bad guys, they always lose!
1:19:07 > 1:19:09Oh.
1:19:09 > 1:19:10HE PANTS
1:19:10 > 1:19:13You did it, you won.
1:19:13 > 1:19:15Well, I finally had a reason to win.
1:19:16 > 1:19:17You.
1:19:23 > 1:19:26MINION COUGHS
1:19:26 > 1:19:27MINION!
1:19:27 > 1:19:31Can't see it's cold and... warm and dark and light.
1:19:31 > 1:19:33It's me, Minion.
1:19:33 > 1:19:34I'm right here.
1:19:34 > 1:19:37We've had a lot of adventures together, you and I.
1:19:37 > 1:19:39We have, Minion.
1:19:39 > 1:19:40HE COUGHS
1:19:40 > 1:19:42I mean...
1:19:42 > 1:19:45most of them ended in horrible failure,
1:19:45 > 1:19:50but we won today. Didn't we, sir?
1:19:50 > 1:19:53Yes, Minion, we did it. Thanks to you.
1:19:53 > 1:19:57Code - we're the good guys now.
1:19:57 > 1:20:01Code - I guess we are.
1:20:01 > 1:20:04Oh, oh. I'm going...I mean this is...
1:20:04 > 1:20:06This is it. I mean, I'm going far awa...
1:20:09 > 1:20:11HE GASPS
1:20:17 > 1:20:19Oh, what a drama queen.
1:20:19 > 1:20:21You know, I'm feeling much better now.
1:20:21 > 1:20:23I guess I just needed a swim.
1:20:23 > 1:20:25- He had you, didn't he?- Whew!
1:20:25 > 1:20:27Classic Minion. Don't give me that face.
1:20:27 > 1:20:30Reels you in with that little face. Look at that face.
1:20:30 > 1:20:32We did it! We did it!
1:20:32 > 1:20:34- Fist pump!- You did it!
1:20:34 > 1:20:36We won, we won, we won.
1:20:36 > 1:20:40What? Get back, you savages!
1:20:40 > 1:20:44Sorry, sorry. He's just not used to positive feedback.
1:20:45 > 1:20:47MUSIC: "Bad" by Michael Jackson
1:20:47 > 1:20:51Funny, I guess destiny is not the path given to us...
1:20:53 > 1:20:56..but the path we choose for ourselves.
1:21:03 > 1:21:06All right, put your hands in the air.
1:21:09 > 1:21:11Now hand over your wallets.
1:21:11 > 1:21:12CROWD GASPS
1:21:12 > 1:21:14I'm just kidding.
1:21:14 > 1:21:16Just kidding.
1:21:16 > 1:21:17I have to admit.
1:21:17 > 1:21:20Being good, has its perks.
1:21:20 > 1:21:23You know, you look pretty good in white.
1:21:23 > 1:21:26Megamind, if you please.
1:21:31 > 1:21:33Uh, hey, my kid can't see.
1:21:33 > 1:21:35Sorry, my friend.
1:21:35 > 1:21:39Way to go, little buddy. I knew he had it in him.
1:21:39 > 1:21:42- MAYOR:- Ladies and gentlemen... Megamind,
1:21:42 > 1:21:45Defender of Metro City.
1:21:46 > 1:21:50You know, I like the sound of that.
1:21:50 > 1:21:52Hit it!
1:21:52 > 1:21:54# I'm bad, I'm bad Come on
1:21:54 > 1:21:59# You know I'm bad, I'm bad You know it
1:21:59 > 1:22:02# You know I'm bad, I'm bad You know it
1:22:02 > 1:22:07# And the whole world has to answer right now
1:22:07 > 1:22:09# You know I'm bad, I'm bad Come on... #
1:22:09 > 1:22:13HAL: I'm bad, I'm bad, that's right. Yeah.
1:22:13 > 1:22:18# You know it, you know, you know
1:22:18 > 1:22:20# And the whole world has to answer right now
1:22:20 > 1:22:23# Just to tell you once again who's bad
1:22:26 > 1:22:27# The word is out
1:22:27 > 1:22:29# You're doing wrong
1:22:29 > 1:22:31# Gonna lock you up
1:22:31 > 1:22:34# Before too long
1:22:34 > 1:22:36# Your lying eyes
1:22:36 > 1:22:38# Gonna tell you right
1:22:38 > 1:22:40# So listen up
1:22:40 > 1:22:42# Don't make a fight
1:22:42 > 1:22:44# Your talk is cheap
1:22:44 > 1:22:45# You're not a man
1:22:45 > 1:22:48# You're throwing stones
1:22:48 > 1:22:50# To hide your hands
1:22:50 > 1:22:51# But they say the sky's the limit
1:22:51 > 1:22:53# And to me that's really true
1:22:53 > 1:22:55# And my friends You have seen nothing
1:22:55 > 1:22:58# Just wait till I get through
1:22:58 > 1:23:01# Because I'm bad I'm bad, come on
1:23:01 > 1:23:05# You know I'm bad, I'm bad You know
1:23:05 > 1:23:08# You know I'm bad, I'm bad You know it
1:23:08 > 1:23:12# And the whole world has to answer right now
1:23:12 > 1:23:14# Just to tell you once again
1:23:14 > 1:23:15# You know I'm bad, I'm bad, come on
1:23:17 > 1:23:20# You know I'm bad, I'm bad
1:23:20 > 1:23:25# You know, you know You know, you know
1:23:26 > 1:23:29# You know, you know, you know
1:23:29 > 1:23:32# And the whole world has to answer right now
1:23:32 > 1:23:34# Just to tell you once again who's bad. #
1:23:38 > 1:23:42# I'm going off the rails on a crazy... #
1:23:42 > 1:23:46Sir, you really need to empty your pockets more often.
1:23:46 > 1:23:49This has been the worst day of my entire life.
1:23:49 > 1:23:51No worries.