0:00:02 > 0:00:05AUDIENCE MURMURING
0:00:05 > 0:00:08ORCHESTRA TUNING INSTRUMENTS
0:00:18 > 0:00:19BATON TAPPING
0:00:19 > 0:00:21MAN: Sh! Sh!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ahem!
0:00:27 > 0:00:31The story you are about to see has been told before. A lot.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36And now we are going to tell it again. But different.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40It's about two star-crossed lovers kept apart by a big feud.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43No-one knows how this feud started, but it's all quite entertaining.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Unfortunately, before we begin,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49there is a rather long, boring prologue,
0:00:49 > 0:00:51which I will read to you now.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Ahem.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57"Two households, both alike in dignity,
0:00:57 > 0:00:58"In fair Verona...
0:01:00 > 0:01:02"..where we lay our scene,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04"From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
0:01:04 > 0:01:08"where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14"From forth the fatal loins of these two foes..."
0:01:14 > 0:01:17HORNS PLAYING FANFARE
0:01:22 > 0:01:26INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC: "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Ah, Miss Montague, out you come to ruin my day.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40My, that's a hideous cardigan, Mr Capulet. It suits you.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Wizened old hag.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43You crumbly old codger.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45TYRES SCREECHING
0:01:45 > 0:01:47HORNS HONKING
0:01:51 > 0:01:52PIG HONKS
0:01:52 > 0:01:54ROOSTER CROWS
0:01:57 > 0:01:59ROOSTER CROWS
0:01:59 > 0:02:01METALLIC CREAKING
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh, great.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11GRUNTS
0:02:11 > 0:02:14LIVELY CHATTERING AND LAUGHTER
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- No, this way!- Whoa!
0:02:20 > 0:02:21HE SNIFFS
0:02:21 > 0:02:24HE YAWNS
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I got one! I got one!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I got one! I got one!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Oh!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Winston, throw us the ball!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Huh?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Uh?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48GRUNTS
0:02:50 > 0:02:51GASPS
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Tybalt!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54COUGHS
0:02:54 > 0:02:56RATTLING
0:02:56 > 0:02:57RETCHES
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh, those Blues are at it again.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01CORK POPS
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Top of the morning, Lord Redbrick!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Lady Bluebury.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18The proper word is "insinuating".
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Illiterate.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23I am not illiterate! My parents were married!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25EXCITED CHATTERING
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Benny! Come on.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Let's go give those Reds another lesson on how it's done.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36GIGGLES Yeah.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Shroom, all clear? - SHROOM CHITTERS
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- LADY BLUEBURY:- Gnomeo! Gnomeo!
0:03:43 > 0:03:44- Gnomeo! It's your mum! - Huh? Oh, no!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Just get this out into the alley! I'll catch up with you.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48- OK, OK.- Gnomeo...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Mum, have you ever seen
0:03:50 > 0:03:54our beautiful, beautiful garden from this angle?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Oh, yes. Especially the wisteria.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02That tree was your father's pride and joy.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05May he rest in pieces.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh, how you remind me of him.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Oh. Which is why I wanted to say...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- I know. I know. My chores. - Gnomeo...
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Edging, trimming, planting, pruning. Consider it all done.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- I wanted to say... - Done, done. It's done like I did it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18- Gnomeo! - Done.
0:04:18 > 0:04:23All I wanted to say was "good luck".
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Thanks, Mum.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Go out there and show them we Blues
0:04:29 > 0:04:32are better than any Red!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Red. I hate the word.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40GASPS Wow!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42A Cupid's Arrow orchid!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Oh! Juliet!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Huh? Oh! Whoa!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oh.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51HE GASPS
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Hiya, Dad! You won't believe what I found!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Do you want to get smashed?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59A flower that will put that Blue garden to shame,
0:04:59 > 0:05:00just across the alley.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03This feud business is none of your concern.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06And as leader of this garden, it's up to me to...
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Uh, I am a Red, after all.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh, you're just as impulsivated
0:05:10 > 0:05:12as your mother was. Bless her to bits.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Now, back where you belong. - FROG BURPS
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I can't just stay tucked away on this pedestal all my life.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Don't you see? When will you realise you're delicate?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I'm NOT delicate!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26She's definitely not delicate.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Stubborn girl.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, right.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Delicate? Hmm! I'll show him who's delicate.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40CROWD MURMURING
0:05:40 > 0:05:42BLUES CHANT: Gnomeo! Gnomeo!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- REDS CHANT:- Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Gnomeo!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56OK, boys, y'all know the rules, and I don't need to repeat them.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59But I'm going to, because I want to. And here they are:
0:05:59 > 0:06:03No biting, no scratching, no kicking, no burping,
0:06:03 > 0:06:05no slurping, no cussing, no squalling,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07no rassling, no heeing, no hawing,
0:06:07 > 0:06:11and more than anything, no cheating!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13No cheating? Hey, that's not fair!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo! - On your marks! Get set!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Sucker! - Go, go, go!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24MUSIC: "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)" by Elton John
0:06:24 > 0:06:27CHEERING
0:06:27 > 0:06:29HE CACKLES
0:06:32 > 0:06:35# ..My old man's drunker than a barrow full of monkeys
0:06:35 > 0:06:37# And my old lady, she don't care
0:06:37 > 0:06:40# My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
0:06:40 > 0:06:44# A handful of grease in her hair... #
0:06:47 > 0:06:50RHYTHMICALLY CHANTING
0:06:53 > 0:06:56# ..Saturday night's all right for fighting
0:06:56 > 0:06:59# Get a little action in... #
0:06:59 > 0:07:00CHUCKLES
0:07:00 > 0:07:01ENGINE ROARS
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Oh!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Whoa!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08# ..Cos Saturday night's the night I like
0:07:08 > 0:07:13# Saturday night's all right all right, all right
0:07:13 > 0:07:15# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh... #
0:07:15 > 0:07:18No!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21CHANT TO TUNE: # Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23# Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! #
0:07:25 > 0:07:27GNOMEO YELLS TYBALT CACKLES
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Whoa!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32MUSIC ENDS
0:07:36 > 0:07:38CACKLES
0:07:46 > 0:07:49ENGINE RACING
0:07:49 > 0:07:51You're the greatest, boss. The greatest by far.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- ALL:- The greatest! The greatest by far!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh! Please, please, my friends.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Tell me something I don't already know.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01A cheat! A cheat! That's what you are!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04A cheat! A cheat! That's what you are!
0:08:04 > 0:08:05THEY GRUNT
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Well, Benny, I didn't think it was possible,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10but your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Tybalt! You just crossed the line!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Yeah! The finish line!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Adios, loser!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21DERISIVE LAUGHTER
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Hey! Come on out and fight like a gnome!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Flower boy won't come out! - What's he going to do?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- You better do something! - He can't get away with that!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34CROWD GRUMBLES: Show him! Show him! Come on!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Well, if he won't come out, I guess we'll just have to go in.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41THEY GASP
0:08:41 > 0:08:43The Red garden? No-one's ever been in there!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Then I'd say it's about time someone did.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49And payback is going to be fun.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Shroom, let's go kick some grass.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11CHITTERS
0:09:12 > 0:09:15This mission into Red garden territory
0:09:15 > 0:09:18is going to require maximum stealth.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Well, you won't get much stealthier than this.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Hello!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26SPRAY-PAINT CAN RATTLES
0:09:30 > 0:09:32OWL HOOTS
0:09:38 > 0:09:40HE SNORES
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- SLEEPILY:- I got one.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43SNORES
0:09:43 > 0:09:44I got one.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Swim away. Be free.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Oh! Thank you.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Oh...
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- SNORES - I got one.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15GROWLING SHE GASPS
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Oh, all this for some daffy flower.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Yes. It's the only way I'll ever be taken seriously around here.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28And I'm going to need you to cover, Nanette.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31If my dad asks, just tell him I'm washing my hair.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33"I'm washing my hair."
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I don't have hair! He'll know it's a lie!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- No, MY hair! - Got it! I'm washing your hair!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42OK, OK, whatever you say. I'll be quick.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46DOG GROWLS
0:10:46 > 0:10:47SHE SCREAMS
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Out! Out!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Damn, Spot! Over here, boy!
0:10:50 > 0:10:51DOG WHINES
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Wow! That was quick!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I'm too easy to see. I'm going to need some kind of disguise.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Ooh! A new outfit! I'm on it.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Here. That is cute.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Give us a turn. Aha. Aha.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Nice junk in the trunk. Now, go get your flower.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Uh... Maybe a tad less fluorescent pink?
0:11:17 > 0:11:18How much less?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Try black.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Humph!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Huh? Whoa-oh!
0:11:31 > 0:11:32GIGGLES
0:11:32 > 0:11:37Trust me. Nobody is going to pay you any attention in THAT.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Then it's perfect.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43GRUNTING
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Ooh!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48TRANSLATION FROM JAPANESE:
0:11:50 > 0:11:51I'm going in.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- SHOUTS:- Take care! I'll tell your dad you're doing your hair!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06SHE SIGHS
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Let's play a game. I'm thinking of a movie.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14It's one word, and it starts with, um, spider.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15GNOMES: Is it Spider-Man?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh, you're good. OK.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19CONVERSATION CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY
0:12:19 > 0:12:20CHUCKLES
0:12:20 > 0:12:23SNORING
0:12:27 > 0:12:29GNOMES GIGGLING
0:12:34 > 0:12:37This is great! I love going commando!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Sh! Now, just keep quiet.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44METALLIC CREAKING
0:12:46 > 0:12:48PAINT CAN RATTLING
0:12:51 > 0:12:53PAINT CAN RATTLING LOUDLY
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Sh!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10OK, I have another one. Two words.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12The first word is "Spider-Man".
0:13:12 > 0:13:14GNOMES: Spider-Man 2?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16OK, who's cheating?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25CHUCKLES
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Benny, give me the paint. Benny?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- SPRAY-PAINT CAN HISSING - No!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33TYBALT SNORES
0:13:38 > 0:13:39- Benny! Benny! - Oh!
0:13:42 > 0:13:43BUZZING
0:13:46 > 0:13:47BEEP AND CHIRP
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Huh? - Huh?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Tybalt! - Get them, you idiots!
0:13:54 > 0:13:55GNOMES: Come on, let's go!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Run for it! Now!
0:14:00 > 0:14:01GRUNTS
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Where did he go?! - He's in the begonias!
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Well, do I look like a begonia? - No, more like a pansy.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Find him!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Not here.- Not here either.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Nothing but daisies here.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Come on!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24GNOMES GRUMBLING
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Hold on.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Whoa! - Whoa!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Hey, Benny. See you on the other side!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Gnomeo! No!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41TYBALT LAUGHS AND ROARS
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Huh?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48DISTORTED, SLOWED SHOUTING
0:14:57 > 0:14:59OWL HOOTS
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Hmm?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Huh?
0:15:02 > 0:15:03GROWLS
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I wish I could stay, but I've got to fly.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13GROWLS
0:15:14 > 0:15:17WHIMPERS
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29YELLS
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Huh.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38PANTS
0:15:39 > 0:15:42INSECTS CHITTERING ANIMALS CALLING
0:15:48 > 0:15:51MUSIC: "Hello Hello" Elton John and Lady Gaga
0:15:51 > 0:15:53ELTON JOHN: # Feet are feelin' light
0:15:57 > 0:16:00# Head on out to see the sights
0:16:03 > 0:16:08# Ain't life a many splendoured thing?
0:16:11 > 0:16:16- LADY GAGA:- # Ducking up and down All these crazy sights and sounds
0:16:16 > 0:16:20# Bounce around like puppets on a string
0:16:22 > 0:16:27# Never going to find Anything to change my mind
0:16:27 > 0:16:31# Famous last lines of a fool
0:16:33 > 0:16:38# Just when you think You're a chain with just one link
0:16:38 > 0:16:43# Something comes to tip you off of your stool
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- # Hello, hello - Hello, hello
0:16:46 > 0:16:49# My, my, my, what have we here?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53# What a surprise What a surprise
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- # Hello, hello - Hello, hello
0:16:56 > 0:16:59# I'm not alone It's good to know
0:16:59 > 0:17:04- BOTH:- # Someone's out there to say hello
0:17:04 > 0:17:07# Hello... #
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Um, you're probably wondering what
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I'm doing on the roof of your greenhouse.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14It's just I... Well, I thought no-one lived here.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17They... don't. I mean, I don't. This isn't my garden.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, well, that's good because I just came to get that orchid.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Oh. This? - Yes.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24SNIFFS
0:17:24 > 0:17:26I don't know, I think I'm going to have to keep ahold of this one.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30What? But I saw it first, so, why don't you just hand it over?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Well, I grabbed it first. Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36But if you want it, come and get it.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38All right. Thanks.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- SHRIEKS - Nice greenhouse, eh?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Oh, yeah, you should see it from here.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43And miss this view?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48GASPS
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Who's your gnomey? - "Who's your gnomey?"
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Whoa!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Who's your gnomey now?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57CHUCKLES SOFTLY
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- # ..Hello, hello - Hello, hello...- #
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Hey!- # ..My, my, my, what have we here...? #
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Whoa!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07# ..What a surprise What a surprise
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- # Hello, hello - Hello, hello
0:18:09 > 0:18:12# I'm not alone It's good to know
0:18:12 > 0:18:17# Someone's out there to say hello
0:18:17 > 0:18:20# Hello, hello, hello
0:18:20 > 0:18:23# Hello, hello
0:18:23 > 0:18:28- # Hello - Hello, hello
0:18:28 > 0:18:31# Hello
0:18:31 > 0:18:34# Hello, hello #
0:18:34 > 0:18:36CRACKING AND CREAKING
0:18:36 > 0:18:37THEY GASP
0:18:46 > 0:18:48THEY SCREAM
0:18:49 > 0:18:50GASPS
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Oh, no. He's a Blue. Not a Blue.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57GASPS
0:19:00 > 0:19:03BOTH PANTING
0:19:04 > 0:19:05GASPS
0:19:10 > 0:19:11GASPS
0:19:11 > 0:19:12GRUNTS
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Juliet, you're not allowed off your pedestal.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16What are you doing out in the alley?
0:19:16 > 0:19:20I'm, um... Well, I could ask you the same question, Tybalt.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fellow.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- Got a scratch, right here. - And his name's Gnomeo.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You haven't seen him, have you?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Uh... Ooh. Um...
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Uh... He sounds awful.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37No, I... I, um, certainly haven't seen him. I haven't seen him at all.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Well, lucky you. Come on. Let's get inside.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Juliet.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00A Red.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Why, of all things, did she have to be a Red?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14So, where is the oh-so-important, life-changing orchid?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Um... Um...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19What... What orchid?
0:20:27 > 0:20:28What?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Hmm?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Shut up! You met a boy!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38What? No. Well, maybe, sort of. Um...
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Yes. Yes, I did.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I need details! And go slowly!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Is he totally gorgeous? - Totally.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Does he have a nice rotund belly?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Well, let's call it sturdy.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52And his, uh...
0:20:52 > 0:20:54His hat is, um...
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Big and pointy? - And...
0:20:56 > 0:20:59...you know, I suppose in a certain light,
0:20:59 > 0:21:02you might say it looks sort of... blue.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04CRICKETS CHIRRING
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Blue.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Ah! This is one of your little jokes!
0:21:13 > 0:21:16No, I don't get it.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- GASPS - Oh! Flipping, flaming Nora!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20She's smooching the face off a Blue!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Sh! Please shush, Nanette. Just zip it.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Zip.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26STIFLED GIGGLING
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Oh! Juliet! This is fantastic!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Is it? - It's doomed.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- What? - A Red and a Blue.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36It just can't be.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41So it's a doomed love, and that's the best kind.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43You'll never see him again.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45And then one day when you die, you'll be all...
0:21:45 > 0:21:49"Oh, my true love. I only saw him once."
0:21:49 > 0:21:51GASPS
0:21:51 > 0:21:53MELODRAMATIC MOANING
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I'll only see... What do you mean?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02What are you chatting about "once" I'll only see him once?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05How romantically tragic.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Your love is doomed. Your love is dead.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Your love is doomed. Your love is dead.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13It's doomed. Dead.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- I'll only see him...once?! - Doomed!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29GNOME 1: I've never seen Lord Redbrick so riled up.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32We have to find Gnomeo. Let's split up.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35BOTH GRUNT
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I wish I could quit you.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Oh, well, let's go fishing.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48SHROOM SNIFFS All right, boy.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Go find Gnomeo.
0:22:59 > 0:23:05Doomed. Dead. Doomed. Dead. Doomed. Dead.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15O Gnomeo, Gnomeo,
0:23:15 > 0:23:19are we really doomed, Gnomeo, to never see each other again?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Why must you wear a blue hat?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Why couldn't it be red like my father,
0:23:24 > 0:23:26or... or green like a leprechaun?
0:23:26 > 0:23:31Or purple like, um, like, uh... like some weird guy?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you're blue, my father sees red,
0:23:34 > 0:23:36and because I'm red, I'm feeling blue.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Oh. At any rate, that shouldn't be
0:23:37 > 0:23:39the thing to keep us apart, should it?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42No! No, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Oh, my giddy aunt. Did you just hear all of that? What are you doing here?
0:23:46 > 0:23:50I don't know. Um... I came here to...
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Well, I don't know, I just wanted to see you again.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Are you crazy?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56If Dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Find me. Are you kidding? "Stealth" is my middle name.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01MOTOR HUMMING
0:24:01 > 0:24:04THE TIKI, TIKI, TIKI ROOM PLAYS OVER LOUDSPEAKER
0:24:04 > 0:24:08No! Quick! Turn it off!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I'm trying!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Do something! - The button's stuck! Come on.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Aah! Juliet!
0:24:22 > 0:24:23It won't turn off!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- There's something behind you! - Shroom!
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Juliet, what's with the... Agh!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Ooh! You look like a fun guy.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Excuse me, a little help here. - My dad's coming.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39So, you must be Gnomeo.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Lovely to meet you in the 30 seconds before you're discovered and killed.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- Quick, hide. - Juliet,
0:24:44 > 0:24:48I've told you before, no music in the grotto after 10:00.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50ELECTRICAL CRACKLING
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- What's going on here? - Um...
0:24:52 > 0:24:54It was a... Um...
0:24:54 > 0:24:59I saw a squirrel, and he... he dropped his nuts.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Yes, nuts, the size of...boulders!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Yes, all right. Thank you, Nanette.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Well, OK, but no mucking about, especially not tonight.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10We've been attacked, by a Blue!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12And if I ever get my hands on a Blue,
0:25:12 > 0:25:14he'll be sleeping with the fishes!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Now, I'm not a man who is wounded up easily!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Lord Redbrick, I've been having problems with my...
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- MUMBLES - Your what?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I guess this isn't the best time to talk.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- It's not ideal. - But I...
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Just go. Please go.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30..just came here to say I...
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- What? You what? - I'm...
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Oh, sorry. - Juliet, is there something wrong
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- with the pond? - The pond? No. What, this pond?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39No, it's fine. I mean, it's just as pondy as ever.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Oh, my gosh! What is that thing over there?
0:25:42 > 0:25:43- What? What was it? - The thing, over there.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- What did it look like? - Oh, it looked like a really...
0:25:46 > 0:25:49OK, bye-bye then. Off you go. Thanks for popping by.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels...
0:25:51 > 0:25:53or pigeons or sparrows or whatever.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Parting is such sweet sorrow.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00SHROOM CHITTERS
0:26:00 > 0:26:02HE SIGHS
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Ah.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Nanette, where's Gnomeo? Is he gone?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Yeah. Gone for ever. - What?!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Whoa!
0:26:15 > 0:26:19I think you'll find this does, actually, belong to you.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Thank you.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26CLUNKING
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Oh...
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- I can't go. - I know how you feel.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39No, really, I'm stuck.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47So, uh...can I see you again tomorrow?
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Yes, but not here.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Back in the old Lawrence place, then?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Noon? - Not soon enough.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- I can do 11:45. - Done.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56That frog was right.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Parting is such sweet sorrow.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02- WOOD CREAKS - Whoa.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Thanks, Nanette.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09You know he's going to ditch you
0:27:09 > 0:27:10when he finds out how much you weigh.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Shroom, do you see this face?
0:27:14 > 0:27:18It's a happy gnome face. Now, come here. Come on!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23MISS MONTAGUE HUMMING
0:27:28 > 0:27:34MISS MONTAGUE: # Don't Cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
0:27:34 > 0:27:37# Don't Cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# Don't Cha? #
0:27:39 > 0:27:41CLATTERING SHE SHRIEKS
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Outrage! Infamy!
0:27:44 > 0:27:46The gardening gloves are off then, are they?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48You! Wrecking my mower!
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Dear lady, you are insane in the brain!
0:27:51 > 0:27:54I never thought even you'd stoop to such levels!
0:27:54 > 0:27:58Oh, and by the way, kindly stop stealing my underwear.
0:27:58 > 0:28:02In your dreams, you daft old cabbage!
0:28:02 > 0:28:06Oh. How could she do this to Tybalt's wishing well?
0:28:06 > 0:28:11Oh, my sweet little flower boy. Why would anyone ever pick on you?
0:28:11 > 0:28:12Oh! Who thinks I should order
0:28:12 > 0:28:17the best new lawn mower money can buy?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Oh...
0:28:21 > 0:28:22CHUCKLES
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Why would anyone do this to Tybalt?
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- GNOMES:- Because nobody likes him.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33So, what are we going to do?
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Find their weak spots.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Then what are we going to do?
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Damage.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45Lots and lots of damage.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46CHUCKLES
0:28:46 > 0:28:49BOTH CHUCKLE
0:28:49 > 0:28:52ALL LAUGH MANIACALLY
0:28:57 > 0:29:00FAWN CACKLES ALONE
0:29:00 > 0:29:02LAUGHTER FADES
0:29:02 > 0:29:03KEYBOARD CLICKING
0:29:03 > 0:29:07Right. Mess with me, will you, Capulet?
0:29:07 > 0:29:10I'll show you, you old sack of compost.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13This is not over. Not by a long shot.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Ah. Right. What do we got here?
0:29:20 > 0:29:21She's on the Worldy Widey Web.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25- Uh, no. No, no, don't think so. - That one! Pick that one!
0:29:25 > 0:29:28- Ooh! That one! Yes, I like that one.- No, don't think so.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- No, no... That one! - Oh! What's this?
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- SHOUTING MALE VOICEOVER:- 'Are you losing the war in your garden?
0:29:34 > 0:29:37'Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39'Terrafirminator!
0:29:39 > 0:29:42'It's the most ruthless, 500-horsepower,
0:29:42 > 0:29:46'grass-dominating piece of hardware the world has ever seen!
0:29:46 > 0:29:48'Terrafirminator!
0:29:48 > 0:29:54'It's unnecessarily powerful! Now with 75% more power!
0:29:54 > 0:29:55'It clears! Clears!
0:29:55 > 0:29:57'It digs! Digs!
0:29:57 > 0:29:58'It mows! Mows!
0:29:58 > 0:30:01'Your lawn will be afraid to grow!
0:30:01 > 0:30:03'Terrafirminator!
0:30:03 > 0:30:06'It's a weapon of grass destruction!'
0:30:06 > 0:30:10'Terrafirminator won't inhibit grass growth. Not recommended for residential use.'
0:30:10 > 0:30:13- CHUCKLES - That one!
0:30:13 > 0:30:14Oh, my.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17Pick...that one! Please, please, pick that one!
0:30:17 > 0:30:19- Oh, dear. - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
0:30:19 > 0:30:22GASPS That's a bit in your face.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25This is more my speed. GASPS
0:30:25 > 0:30:26MEOW
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Oh! Not the Kitten Clipper! Oh, no.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36MUSIC: "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" Elton John and Kiki Dee
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Definitely not.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45# Don't go breaking my heart
0:30:46 > 0:30:49# I couldn't if I tried
0:30:50 > 0:30:53# Oh, honey, if I get restless
0:30:53 > 0:30:56# Baby, you're not that kind
0:30:58 > 0:31:02# Don't go breaking my heart
0:31:02 > 0:31:05# You take the weight off of me
0:31:05 > 0:31:08# Oh, honey when you knock on my door... #
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Ow!
0:31:10 > 0:31:12# ..Ooh, I gave you my key
0:31:14 > 0:31:15- ELTON JOHN AND KIKI DEE:- # Ooh ooh
0:31:15 > 0:31:18# Nobody knows it
0:31:20 > 0:31:25- # But when I was down - I was your clown
0:31:25 > 0:31:27- # Right from the start - I gave you my heart
0:31:27 > 0:31:33- # Oh- oh I gave you my heart
0:31:35 > 0:31:38# Don't go breaking my heart
0:31:38 > 0:31:40# I won't go breaking your heart
0:31:40 > 0:31:44# Don't go breaking my Don't go breaking my
0:31:44 > 0:31:47# Don't go breaking my heart Don't go breaking my
0:31:47 > 0:31:49# Don't go breaking my
0:31:49 > 0:31:51# I won't go breaking your heart
0:31:51 > 0:31:53# Don't go breaking my heart
0:31:53 > 0:31:55# Don't go breaking my
0:31:55 > 0:31:56# I won't go breaking your heart
0:31:56 > 0:31:58# Don't go breaking my heart
0:31:58 > 0:32:00# Don't go breaking my
0:32:00 > 0:32:02# I won't go breaking your heart
0:32:02 > 0:32:03# Don't go breaking my heart
0:32:03 > 0:32:05# Don't go breaking my
0:32:05 > 0:32:07# I won't go breaking your heart. #
0:32:09 > 0:32:11- Juliet? There you are. - Hi, Dad.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15I've been ruminating about our little discussion yesterday.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18- But I was just... - What you need is compan-man-ship.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Someone to look after you. Who'll keep you safe.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23- What? - You know Paris, don't you?
0:32:23 > 0:32:24Yes. Yes, of course. Why?
0:32:24 > 0:32:27- He's come to pay you a visitation. - Dad!
0:32:27 > 0:32:28All right, all right.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31No-one would ever say I don't know when I'm not wanted.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33- Toodles! - Got something for you.
0:32:33 > 0:32:34Here it is. Gypsophila. Lovely.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36What does it mean? It means "lover of chalk".
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Although, ironically, it grows better in a clay soil. It's weird.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42You think you got it down, and, bam, you do some reading,
0:32:42 > 0:32:43it turns out it likes clay soil,
0:32:43 > 0:32:45even though you thought it was a lover of chalk. Weird.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48Right. Well, it's been terribly nice speaking with you.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50Where are you going? Stop! No! Obviously, do whatever you want.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53But my point was, surely, it's a bit rude to leave me on a first date.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55- "First date"?- Yeah.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57- I thought, what does a boyfriend... - "Boyfriend"?
0:32:57 > 0:32:59- ...get his girlfriend? - "Girlfriend"?
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Ooh! This is good!
0:33:01 > 0:33:03A small token of my affection.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Oh. Wow.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08Juliet, do you realise what this is?
0:33:08 > 0:33:11It is my own hybrid of foxglove and buttercup...
0:33:11 > 0:33:15- A love triangle! - ...which I call "foxbutt".
0:33:15 > 0:33:18And you! I never knew you were such a devil!
0:33:18 > 0:33:19GIGGLES PLAYFULLY
0:33:19 > 0:33:22No, I mean, you know, I've got my dark side, sure.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Hey there, Juliet.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27What a name. It's a great name. Goes with your...eyes.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30You're looking really cool. You're looking good.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
0:33:32 > 0:33:36That's a killer, man. Yeah, no. You're looking cool. Yeah.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40- How's it going with you, baby? - Oh, I'm fine, baby. How are you?
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Uh... uh... Never better.
0:33:42 > 0:33:43CREAKING
0:33:43 > 0:33:44Huh?
0:33:48 > 0:33:49Do you think anyone heard that?
0:33:49 > 0:33:50(There's nobody here.)
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- (Then why are you whispering?) - (Why are YOU whispering?)
0:33:54 > 0:33:55GIGGLES
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Oh! Look at that!
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Guess we're done with the whispering thing then.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06It's a 1950s MacAllister Ranger.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09- Let's start her up! - Yeah! OK.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Check out the power on this beauty.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13ENGINE SPUTTERS
0:34:15 > 0:34:18She's empty. Bingo.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23- Hey, try this. - Thanks.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35THEY COUGH AND SPLUTTER
0:34:43 > 0:34:45DOOR CREAKS, SLAMS
0:34:46 > 0:34:48LOW CREAKING
0:34:50 > 0:34:51CLINKS
0:34:51 > 0:34:53- (Is that you?) - (Yeah. Yeah, it's me.)
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- BOTH CHUCKLE - It's me, too!
0:34:56 > 0:34:57THEY SCREAM
0:35:00 > 0:35:02- What was that? - I have no idea.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07OK, whatever you are, come out slowly!
0:35:07 > 0:35:09I have a loaded st... Uh, weapon!
0:35:09 > 0:35:13And... And I'm not afraid to use it!
0:35:13 > 0:35:15- Do you think I scared him? - Oh, definitely.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18I know I'm scared.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Look at that baby, huh? Watch me now!
0:35:20 > 0:35:22HUMS CATCHY TUNE
0:35:24 > 0:35:28By the way, thanks for finding my leg, and setting me free.
0:35:28 > 0:35:29I love you!
0:35:29 > 0:35:33Do you know what it's like to be trapped for 20 years?
0:35:33 > 0:35:37All alone by yourself, no-one for to talk at?
0:35:37 > 0:35:40SPEAKS IN SPANISH
0:35:40 > 0:35:43REPLIES IN SPANISH
0:35:43 > 0:35:44"How's the other leg?"
0:35:44 > 0:35:47"I don't know, Featherstone, remember? I don't have it."
0:35:47 > 0:35:50You see, I'm not exactly terrific company, am I?
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Sorry, but we didn't think anybody lived here.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Yeah, we shouldn't be here. We'll be going.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57- What if he follows us? - Then our parents find out.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Oh, no. Nanette was right. We're doomed!
0:36:00 > 0:36:02FEATHERSTONE TUTS
0:36:02 > 0:36:07You cannot ever pull the wools over these beady eyes. Ho-ho!
0:36:07 > 0:36:10I think that you two are on a date.
0:36:10 > 0:36:11- BOTH:- Date? No! No.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14- Not dating. Fighting. - Fighting to the death.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16- Mortal enemies here. - Don't you see it?
0:36:16 > 0:36:18- He's a Blue! - And she's a Red!
0:36:18 > 0:36:20And I'm pink! Who cares?!
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Anyway, I got to ask.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26Why are you bringing her to a dumpy place like this?
0:36:26 > 0:36:27I know! I know!
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Un momento, I be right back!
0:36:34 > 0:36:35ENGINE RUNNING
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Juliet, wait.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Oh, here it comes. I'm too delicate, right?
0:36:40 > 0:36:43No, no. I was going to say, don't hold back. Let her rip.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- Oh! Really? - Yeah.
0:36:48 > 0:36:49Go!
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - SHE GIGGLES
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Whoo-hoo-hoo!
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Wow!
0:37:06 > 0:37:08Ta-da!
0:37:08 > 0:37:11Look at that! It's a definite improvement.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Fantastic penmanship, too.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16But, you know, we've still got to do something about these weeds.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19They're not weeds. Those dandelions are wishes.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22I don't know. A weed by any other name is still a weed.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Go on. Make a wish and then blow on it.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32It's kind of hard with a beak, huh?
0:37:34 > 0:37:38Kind of tires you out, huh? I go to sit down now.
0:37:40 > 0:37:45I've got a confession to make. I've never actually driven a mower.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46No, you're a natural.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50Well, my dad, he's a little overprotective.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00You know this is crazy, right?
0:38:00 > 0:38:01Yeah.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03I just never imagined that I could fall for a Red.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Oh, and me a Blue. No way.
0:38:06 > 0:38:10My whole life, my mum raised me to hate you guys, you Reds.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12So, this could never work.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Could it?
0:38:15 > 0:38:18Well, a Red and a Blue, it just can't be.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Can it?
0:38:20 > 0:38:25Look! It's kind of like snowing, but it's not.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Oh, baby, you know, I getting into this now.
0:38:27 > 0:38:28See, the trick is to go like...
0:38:28 > 0:38:32Then you get them all with one. You don't have to...
0:38:32 > 0:38:37Ah! I wish that we could all come back and do this tomorrow.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40And, uh, I promise,
0:38:40 > 0:38:43your secret is safe with me.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Well, should we?
0:38:45 > 0:38:48I can do 11:45.
0:38:48 > 0:38:49Not soon enough.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC: "Your Song" Elton John
0:39:04 > 0:39:06SIGHS
0:39:06 > 0:39:09SIGHS
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Hey, Shroom. What's up, button head?
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Careful there. You're going to chip something. What's eating you?
0:39:16 > 0:39:17GASPS
0:39:17 > 0:39:20SHE SNIFFLES
0:39:20 > 0:39:22How? How?
0:39:23 > 0:39:25- Mum! - Gnomeo!
0:39:25 > 0:39:29How could this have happened? Where were you?
0:39:29 > 0:39:31I was...
0:39:31 > 0:39:32SNIFFLES
0:39:32 > 0:39:33I was nowhere.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Don't worry, Mum. I'll make it up to you.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40How?! Redbrick and his hoodlums have destroyed
0:39:40 > 0:39:44the most beautiful thing we Blues have.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Your father planted her.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50We raised her from a seedling.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54BUNNIES WAIL
0:39:54 > 0:39:55BUNNY GROWLS
0:39:55 > 0:39:57BUNNY WAILS
0:39:57 > 0:40:01Those blasted Reds! Come on, Gnomeo! We'll make them pay!
0:40:01 > 0:40:04CLAMOURING
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Every last one of them!
0:40:06 > 0:40:08BENNY GROWLS
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Every last one?!
0:40:17 > 0:40:19PLAYS VARIATION ON: "Your Song"
0:40:22 > 0:40:23CLEARS THROAT
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- OFF KEY:- # It's a little bit runny
0:40:26 > 0:40:30# This pesticide... #
0:40:30 > 0:40:31My dad can really pick them.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Can't he just?
0:40:33 > 0:40:37- Oh! This is painful. - Oh! Sweet torture.
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- MELODICALLY:- # Don't have much money
0:40:41 > 0:40:43# But boy if I did
0:40:44 > 0:40:47# I'd buy a big house where
0:40:48 > 0:40:51# We both could live
0:40:54 > 0:40:56- OFF KEY:- # If I was a sculptor... #
0:40:56 > 0:41:00- Ooh, shiny, shiny. - # ..But then again, no... #- Nanette?
0:41:00 > 0:41:03# ..Or a man selling stuff for plants
0:41:03 > 0:41:06- # It's called Miracle-Gro.- #
0:41:06 > 0:41:09SERENADE ENDS
0:41:09 > 0:41:10HIPPO GRUNTS
0:41:10 > 0:41:11Gnomeo.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14HIPPO GAGS
0:41:14 > 0:41:15FAWN HUMS: "Rockabye Baby"
0:41:15 > 0:41:17TYBALT SNORES
0:41:21 > 0:41:23(OK.)
0:41:32 > 0:41:33GASPS
0:41:33 > 0:41:36SINGS IN SPANISH: "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts"
0:41:36 > 0:41:38EXHALES
0:41:41 > 0:41:43- GASPS - Huh?
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Juliet, no, wait! I... I...
0:42:01 > 0:42:04HIPPO: A Blue! A Blue!
0:42:04 > 0:42:06- Abort. Abort the mission! - What, what happened?
0:42:06 > 0:42:08Uh... The nozzle jammed. Let's go.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Gnomeo?
0:42:22 > 0:42:24GASPS
0:42:24 > 0:42:25Hmm?
0:42:30 > 0:42:34Such a big hat for such a small gnome.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37So, you boys fancy a little bit of fun?
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Let's take this baby out into the alley.
0:42:40 > 0:42:41Then what are we going to do?
0:42:41 > 0:42:45We're going to have a smashing time.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Aw, come on, Juliet. It's not as bad as all that.
0:42:50 > 0:42:51Is that your big move on a second date?
0:42:51 > 0:42:54You wine them, dine them, and then spray them with weedkiller?
0:42:54 > 0:42:56You've got to admit, it is original.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Hola! My fellow funsters are back already.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02Juliet, be reasonable! I didn't have a choice after "Incident Wisteria".
0:43:02 > 0:43:05How do you think that looks? Just a toilet,
0:43:05 > 0:43:07in the middle of a yard, with nothing growing out of it.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10- You Blues are so infuriating! - Wait a minute. Us Blues?
0:43:10 > 0:43:13- So, what you guys want to do? - Featherstone, we're busy!
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Come on, guys! Let us have some fun!
0:43:15 > 0:43:18Let me tell you something about you Reds.
0:43:18 > 0:43:19Us Reds?
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Can't we all just laugh about this?
0:43:21 > 0:43:23I know your little mushroom dude can.
0:43:23 > 0:43:24- BOTH:- Featherstone!
0:43:24 > 0:43:27- We're in the middle of something! - You wouldn't understand.
0:43:27 > 0:43:29- Do you mind? - Just leave us alone!
0:43:30 > 0:43:33Right. I'm sorry.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38You know, sometime I get a little overexcited.
0:43:38 > 0:43:43Especially having such great new friends. Like you, and...
0:43:43 > 0:43:47But I know I can be a bit...much.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Wait, Featherstone. Hey...
0:43:52 > 0:43:55Come back, Featherstone. I'm sorry.
0:44:34 > 0:44:39I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41MUSIC: "Love Builds A Garden" Elton John
0:44:41 > 0:44:44# You hear it every day
0:44:44 > 0:44:48# Once upon a time, they say
0:44:48 > 0:44:51# Once upon a time in this place
0:44:51 > 0:44:55# I looked and saw on your face
0:44:55 > 0:44:58# A smile that spoke to me
0:44:58 > 0:45:01# In oh so many ways
0:45:01 > 0:45:04# And love built a garden
0:45:04 > 0:45:08# Grew it from the ground up
0:45:08 > 0:45:11# Each one of us knowing
0:45:11 > 0:45:14# Every inch of it was us... # SHOUTING IN HOUSE
0:45:14 > 0:45:17# ..We pulled it all together
0:45:17 > 0:45:20# Hoping and believing
0:45:20 > 0:45:23# That love built this garden
0:45:23 > 0:45:29# For the two of us to dream in
0:45:35 > 0:45:38# We'd get a little rain
0:45:38 > 0:45:41# Then the sun came out again
0:45:41 > 0:45:44# But a frost, it's hard to fight
0:45:44 > 0:45:47# Once it takes hold, flowers die
0:45:47 > 0:45:51# There's only so much you can do
0:45:51 > 0:45:54# To keep some things alive
0:45:54 > 0:45:57# And love built a garden
0:45:57 > 0:46:00# Grew it from the ground up
0:46:00 > 0:46:03# Each one of us knowing
0:46:03 > 0:46:07# Every inch of it was us
0:46:07 > 0:46:10# We pulled it all together
0:46:10 > 0:46:14# Hoping and believing
0:46:14 > 0:46:17# That love built this garden
0:46:17 > 0:46:20# For the two of us to dream in. #
0:46:35 > 0:46:38You know, other people's hate
0:46:38 > 0:46:42destroyed my love, and...
0:46:42 > 0:46:45I couldn't do nothing about it.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51But you...you can.
0:46:59 > 0:47:04You know, I think that crazy, pink, plastic bird might be right.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06What if we never went back?
0:47:06 > 0:47:09Never go back? But what about my dad?
0:47:09 > 0:47:12And Nanette? And the Red garden?
0:47:12 > 0:47:14You see, the truth is, over there, we're enemies.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17But here? Here, we're a matching pair.
0:47:19 > 0:47:24Juliet, will you stay here and build a garden with me?
0:47:24 > 0:47:26I'd love to.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28SHROOM CHITTERS
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Gnomeo!
0:47:59 > 0:48:01What are you doing?!
0:48:03 > 0:48:06Benny! Listen, mate, I can explain.
0:48:06 > 0:48:07Benny! Benny, wait!
0:48:11 > 0:48:12ENGINE RACES BENNY YELPS
0:48:13 > 0:48:19Well, well, well. If it isn't little Big Hat Benny!
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Mess with our garden, will you?
0:48:21 > 0:48:22GASPS
0:48:28 > 0:48:30Benny!
0:48:31 > 0:48:33No!
0:48:34 > 0:48:36THEY GASP
0:48:36 > 0:48:39Hah-ha-hah! Ooh! That felt good.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42Oh, no. Oh, no!
0:48:42 > 0:48:44WHIMPERS
0:48:44 > 0:48:45Tybalt!
0:48:50 > 0:48:52A hat for a hat!
0:48:55 > 0:48:56Gnomeo, no!
0:49:08 > 0:49:11You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would you?
0:49:12 > 0:49:14Sucker!
0:49:15 > 0:49:16Pity!
0:49:18 > 0:49:20Tybalt! The wall!
0:49:20 > 0:49:23You don't think I'm going to fall for that old trick, do you?
0:49:23 > 0:49:24What wall?
0:49:27 > 0:49:29GASPS
0:49:29 > 0:49:32Oh. That wall.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34- No. - SHATTERING
0:49:36 > 0:49:38- What was that? - What's happened?
0:49:42 > 0:49:43Tybalt?
0:49:43 > 0:49:47Tybalt. Tybalt?
0:49:48 > 0:49:50GASPS
0:49:50 > 0:49:53Tybalt can't be with us any more.
0:50:00 > 0:50:02- GASPS - Ooh.
0:50:02 > 0:50:04Smash him back!
0:50:04 > 0:50:06No!
0:50:06 > 0:50:08What is the meaning of all this constipation?
0:50:08 > 0:50:10Gnomeo smashed Tybalt!
0:50:10 > 0:50:12- No! He didn't do it! - Juliet!
0:50:12 > 0:50:14- Gnomeo! - Mum!
0:50:14 > 0:50:16A gnome for a gnome!
0:50:17 > 0:50:20- Catch! - What?
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Smash him back!
0:50:27 > 0:50:30Run, Gnomeo! Run!
0:50:30 > 0:50:32CLAMOURING
0:50:32 > 0:50:33Stop! Stop that!
0:50:43 > 0:50:45Revenge!
0:50:46 > 0:50:47Oh?
0:50:50 > 0:50:52ALL GASP
0:50:52 > 0:50:55CLINKING
0:50:59 > 0:51:01JOGGER GASPS
0:51:04 > 0:51:06Oh...
0:51:20 > 0:51:22- What are you doing? - No! I love him!
0:51:22 > 0:51:25- What? - Doomed.
0:51:25 > 0:51:26Oh! Someone do something.
0:51:28 > 0:51:29SHATTERING
0:51:32 > 0:51:34THEY GASP
0:51:34 > 0:51:36Gnomeo!
0:51:37 > 0:51:38Are you mad?
0:51:38 > 0:51:40There's been enough smashing for one day!
0:51:40 > 0:51:45Now get her on her pedestal and keep her there!
0:51:45 > 0:51:46He's gone.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49Oh, no... Gone.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55Oh, Gnomeo. No...
0:51:55 > 0:51:58No, not Gnomeo.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Let's get you home, now.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Oh! My poor, poor boy.
0:52:03 > 0:52:05SHROOM SNIFFS
0:52:14 > 0:52:16BRAKES SQUEAK AND HISS
0:52:27 > 0:52:29- SPLASHING - Hmm?
0:52:30 > 0:52:32Stay. Stay!
0:52:32 > 0:52:34- Good boy! - GROWLS
0:52:34 > 0:52:37Shroom! Shroom!
0:52:39 > 0:52:41SHROOM CHITTERS
0:52:49 > 0:52:50HE MOANS
0:52:55 > 0:52:56DOG GROWLS PEOPLE SHRIEK
0:52:56 > 0:52:58HORN HONKS
0:53:11 > 0:53:13DOG BARKS
0:53:20 > 0:53:22HE PANTS
0:53:22 > 0:53:23RUMBLING
0:53:23 > 0:53:24Huh?
0:53:32 > 0:53:33No!
0:53:45 > 0:53:47CHILDREN LAUGHING
0:53:47 > 0:53:48Hey, what's this? A gnome?
0:53:48 > 0:53:50Yeah, mate. It looks like your sister.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52LAUGHTER AND INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:53:52 > 0:53:54Whoa! Don't drop it!
0:53:56 > 0:53:57Come on, pass it!
0:54:16 > 0:54:19You left me no choice, Juliet.
0:54:19 > 0:54:23I've lost your mother. I am not going to lose you.
0:54:23 > 0:54:28INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC: "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" Elton John
0:54:36 > 0:54:38THUNDER RUMBLES IN THE DISTANCE
0:55:28 > 0:55:30HE SIGHS
0:55:32 > 0:55:34Hmm?
0:55:40 > 0:55:43Psst! Psst! Bunnies! Fall in.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45All right. We've got to avenge Gnomeo.
0:55:45 > 0:55:47Here's what we're going to do. Now...
0:55:47 > 0:55:49BENNY MUTTERS
0:55:49 > 0:55:51No, not now, Shroom!
0:55:51 > 0:55:53SHROOM CHITTERS
0:55:53 > 0:55:54Right. Got it!
0:56:09 > 0:56:12OK. OK! Little mushroom dude, I'm coming.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14What? What are you trying to say?
0:56:14 > 0:56:15FRANTIC CHITTERING
0:56:15 > 0:56:18So, Little Timmy has fallen down the well?
0:56:18 > 0:56:19No? Little John?
0:56:19 > 0:56:22Little Mustafa? Little Richard? What?!
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Oh. A teapot fell down the well.
0:56:30 > 0:56:31What?
0:56:32 > 0:56:34Gnomeo.
0:56:34 > 0:56:37Are you saying Gnomeo fell down the well?
0:56:37 > 0:56:40No, little mushroom, he was smashed.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42I saw it myself.
0:56:44 > 0:56:47What? You want I still should follow you some more. OK, fine.
0:56:47 > 0:56:49I going with you. I go.
0:56:49 > 0:56:52But what this has to do with Gnomeo, I don't know.
0:56:52 > 0:56:55And where is this well everyone is falling into?
0:57:03 > 0:57:05SQUEAKING
0:57:05 > 0:57:07Psst! HONKS
0:57:11 > 0:57:14CLINKING
0:57:14 > 0:57:15Hmm?
0:57:19 > 0:57:21Ready?
0:57:27 > 0:57:29Ew.
0:57:29 > 0:57:30Hmm?
0:57:30 > 0:57:32SHRIEKS
0:57:32 > 0:57:33GROANS
0:57:33 > 0:57:35Yuck! Bweurgh!
0:57:38 > 0:57:40Hmm?
0:57:41 > 0:57:42Hmm?
0:57:45 > 0:57:47Ooh! Hello.
0:57:48 > 0:57:50THUD
0:57:54 > 0:57:56GRUNTS
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Whoa!
0:58:09 > 0:58:10GRUNTS
0:58:10 > 0:58:12SCREENSAVER BEEPS
0:58:14 > 0:58:15Hmm...
0:58:19 > 0:58:20SHRIEKS
0:58:20 > 0:58:23COMPUTER CHIMES HE GROANS
0:58:27 > 0:58:31PLAYS ON KEYBOARD INTRO TO: "Benny And The Jets"
0:58:39 > 0:58:40CHUCKLES
0:58:52 > 0:58:53MEOW
0:58:57 > 0:59:00- SHOUTING VOICEOVER:- 'Terrafirminator!
0:59:00 > 0:59:03- 'Are you losing the war in your garden?'- Never!
0:59:03 > 0:59:05'Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!'
0:59:05 > 0:59:09- Bring it on. - 'Terrafirminator!'
0:59:09 > 0:59:11This one's for Gnomeo!
0:59:11 > 0:59:13- TERRAFIRMINATOR VOICE:- 'Meow!'
0:59:22 > 0:59:24TYRES SCREECH
0:59:24 > 0:59:26SQUEALING FRANTICALLY
0:59:30 > 0:59:33EARS CLINKING
0:59:50 > 0:59:52Uh... Hmm?
0:59:52 > 0:59:54CLINKING
0:59:54 > 0:59:56Ha-ha! Yeah!
0:59:56 > 0:59:58DOOR OPENS
0:59:58 > 0:59:59Uh?
1:00:00 > 1:00:02WHIMPERS
1:00:03 > 1:00:05Come on!
1:00:05 > 1:00:06Oh...
1:00:06 > 1:00:10Oh! Ruddy purse.
1:00:14 > 1:00:15DOOR SLAMS
1:00:17 > 1:00:18CHUCKLES
1:00:18 > 1:00:19Call me.
1:00:22 > 1:00:26So Juliet and me, we decided that we'd carry on in spite of the feud.
1:00:26 > 1:00:29It was great, but then my best mate Benny found out,
1:00:29 > 1:00:32and then Tybalt, who's a right piece of work by the way,
1:00:32 > 1:00:34crashed a trowel through Benny's hat.
1:00:34 > 1:00:37I was so livid that I attacked Tybalt
1:00:37 > 1:00:39and he ended up getting smashed,
1:00:39 > 1:00:43which wasn't my fault, and I was chased out.
1:00:43 > 1:00:48Exiled. Stuck up here on your head, far away from Juliet.
1:00:49 > 1:00:51Extraordinary.
1:00:51 > 1:00:55Your story, it does put me in mind of another.
1:00:55 > 1:00:56It does?
1:00:56 > 1:00:59Oh! Indeed! Yes, there are REMARKABLE similarities.
1:00:59 > 1:01:01What happens? Do they get back together then?
1:01:01 > 1:01:05Get back together? Um... No, not exactly.
1:01:05 > 1:01:07What EXACTLY do you mean?
1:01:07 > 1:01:11Well now, it really is quite good.
1:01:11 > 1:01:13She feigns her death.
1:01:13 > 1:01:16He finds her, thinks her dead, takes his own life.
1:01:16 > 1:01:20She wakes, finds him dead, takes her life, both dead.
1:01:20 > 1:01:25Exeunt omnes, the end, curtain! Standing ovation!
1:01:25 > 1:01:28Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!
1:01:29 > 1:01:31Hmm.
1:01:31 > 1:01:33What did you say?! They both die?!
1:01:33 > 1:01:35What kind of an ending is that?
1:01:35 > 1:01:37My dear boy, this is a tragedy.
1:01:37 > 1:01:39Yeah, you're telling me, mate. It's rubbish!
1:01:39 > 1:01:41- "Rubbish"? - Got to be a better ending than that!
1:01:41 > 1:01:45I suppose that he could've made it back in time
1:01:45 > 1:01:49to avert disaster, but I like the whole death part better.
1:01:49 > 1:01:51Oh, dear.
1:01:51 > 1:01:53HE YELLS
1:01:57 > 1:01:58Whoo-hoo!
1:01:58 > 1:02:00Featherstone!
1:02:00 > 1:02:02One word!
1:02:02 > 1:02:03INHALES DEEPLY
1:02:03 > 1:02:05Plastic.
1:02:05 > 1:02:07How did you find me? Shroom!
1:02:07 > 1:02:10He sniffed you out. And he doesn't have a nose. I checked.
1:02:10 > 1:02:13Yeah, I knew I could count on you, you little button head!
1:02:13 > 1:02:15What is it, boy?
1:02:15 > 1:02:17He hasn't stopped, yakety-yakety-yak!
1:02:17 > 1:02:19He's been going on and on and on since the alley.
1:02:19 > 1:02:22"Chocolates in stranger, chocolates in stranger,
1:02:22 > 1:02:23"chocolates in stranger..."
1:02:23 > 1:02:25Juliet's in danger?!
1:02:25 > 1:02:29No, that's not it. Juliet's in danger!
1:02:29 > 1:02:30Told you so.
1:02:30 > 1:02:33Come on, boys. I've got to get back to Juliet and save her!
1:02:33 > 1:02:37That's what he said, but she was dead before he got home!
1:02:37 > 1:02:39We'll see about that!
1:02:42 > 1:02:43Whoa!
1:02:56 > 1:02:58GULPS
1:03:03 > 1:03:04Ta-da!
1:03:04 > 1:03:06CHEERING
1:03:07 > 1:03:09Benny.
1:03:09 > 1:03:12What do you think, Lady B? This baby is fully equipped.
1:03:12 > 1:03:13Equipped for what?
1:03:13 > 1:03:17It has settings for edging, trimming, mulching,
1:03:17 > 1:03:19and revenge!
1:03:19 > 1:03:22CHEERING
1:03:22 > 1:03:25Do it, Benny. Do anything it takes!
1:03:25 > 1:03:28Make them rue the day they destroyed my son!
1:03:30 > 1:03:33Unleash the dogs of war!
1:03:33 > 1:03:35HIGH-PITCHED WAR CRIES
1:03:35 > 1:03:37CHUCKLES
1:03:37 > 1:03:39COMPUTER BEEPS, ENGINE REVS
1:03:39 > 1:03:41ALARM BLARING
1:03:41 > 1:03:42RUMBLING
1:03:42 > 1:03:47- TERRAFIRMINATOR VOICE: - 'Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
1:03:47 > 1:03:49'five, four, three,
1:03:49 > 1:03:52'two, one!'
1:03:53 > 1:03:54CACKLES
1:03:54 > 1:03:56HORN BLARES, TYRES SCREECH
1:03:56 > 1:03:57THEY SHRIEK
1:03:57 > 1:03:59HE GROWLS
1:04:02 > 1:04:04Oh, no! No!
1:04:07 > 1:04:08Eurgh!
1:04:11 > 1:04:12Oh!
1:04:15 > 1:04:16Yes!
1:04:20 > 1:04:21SCREAMS
1:04:21 > 1:04:23Oh, no!
1:04:23 > 1:04:24No-oh-oh!
1:04:24 > 1:04:26Oh, blimey!
1:04:32 > 1:04:34Oh, no!
1:04:34 > 1:04:37ENGINE REVVING
1:04:38 > 1:04:40Attack!
1:04:40 > 1:04:42Counterattack!
1:04:42 > 1:04:43BATTLE HORN BLARES
1:04:43 > 1:04:45Counter-counterattack!
1:04:45 > 1:04:47LITTLE GNOME YELLS
1:04:49 > 1:04:50GNOMES: No, no, no...
1:04:50 > 1:04:53- Fire! - Incoming!
1:04:56 > 1:04:58Na, na, na, na...
1:04:58 > 1:05:00- GNOMES:- Eins, zwei, drei...
1:05:00 > 1:05:01Hey! I got one!
1:05:01 > 1:05:03Thank you!
1:05:06 > 1:05:07Oh...
1:05:07 > 1:05:09Move it!
1:05:09 > 1:05:10No!
1:05:10 > 1:05:13GROANS AND WHIMPERS
1:05:15 > 1:05:17No! Paris!
1:05:20 > 1:05:21Mm...
1:05:21 > 1:05:23- No.- Argh!
1:05:23 > 1:05:27Gentlemen, I suggest we put our heads together. Charge!
1:05:27 > 1:05:30BUNNIES YELL
1:05:30 > 1:05:34- Oh, no, no, no!- Yee-haw!
1:05:37 > 1:05:39- Hang on!- Whoa!
1:05:43 > 1:05:45Whoa!
1:05:46 > 1:05:48Thanks!
1:05:54 > 1:05:56Juliet!
1:05:57 > 1:05:59You're alive!
1:05:59 > 1:06:01- Come with me. - OK.
1:06:01 > 1:06:03Oh, no.
1:06:03 > 1:06:05Whoa-oh-oh!
1:06:05 > 1:06:07No. Whoa-oh...
1:06:07 > 1:06:08No, no!
1:06:17 > 1:06:18ENGINE REVVING
1:06:18 > 1:06:20- COMPUTER VOICE:- 'Would you like a complete destruction now?
1:06:20 > 1:06:22'Destruction in progress.'
1:06:34 > 1:06:36Get him! Come on! Come on!
1:06:39 > 1:06:41Come on, come on, come on!
1:06:44 > 1:06:47WHIRRING AND BUZZING
1:07:02 > 1:07:03Juliet!
1:07:03 > 1:07:06My son! It can't be.
1:07:08 > 1:07:10'Target locked.'
1:07:10 > 1:07:14She's going to blow! Get back! Get back!
1:07:14 > 1:07:20THEY ALL GASP
1:07:24 > 1:07:26It's no use.
1:07:26 > 1:07:27Go.
1:07:29 > 1:07:32- Go. - I'm not going anywhere.
1:07:42 > 1:07:43Told you so.
1:07:45 > 1:07:47WEATHER VANES CREAK AND CLUNK
1:08:01 > 1:08:04STONES SCRAPING
1:08:04 > 1:08:05THEY GROAN
1:08:16 > 1:08:18- CHITTERING - Huh?
1:08:33 > 1:08:35BOTH GASP
1:08:36 > 1:08:38No.
1:08:42 > 1:08:44SHROOM SNIFFS
1:08:49 > 1:08:50HE SIGHS
1:08:50 > 1:08:53SHE CRIES
1:09:03 > 1:09:04- GASPING - Huh?
1:09:08 > 1:09:10It's OK! I'm OK!
1:09:11 > 1:09:13Oh, good.
1:09:17 > 1:09:20I'm sorry about your son.
1:09:20 > 1:09:22I'm sorry about your daughter.
1:09:22 > 1:09:25I was just trying to keep her safe.
1:09:25 > 1:09:30And now, the whole thing is my fault.
1:09:31 > 1:09:34Our fault.
1:09:53 > 1:09:55This feud...
1:09:55 > 1:09:57Is over.
1:09:57 > 1:10:00ELECTRICAL BUZZING
1:10:00 > 1:10:04DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYS OVER FOUNTAIN
1:10:07 > 1:10:08Move!
1:10:13 > 1:10:15MUSIC DIES
1:10:22 > 1:10:23SHE GASPS
1:10:28 > 1:10:32INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC: "Your Song" Elton John
1:10:33 > 1:10:36LAUGHTER
1:10:36 > 1:10:38CHEERING
1:10:50 > 1:10:52I don't know about you, but...
1:10:52 > 1:10:54I think this ending is much better.
1:10:59 > 1:11:01ROOSTER CROWS PIG SQUEALING
1:11:03 > 1:11:07- Good afternoon, witch. - Nitwit!
1:11:09 > 1:11:11BACK DOORS OPENING
1:11:11 > 1:11:14THE NEIGHBOURS SCREAM
1:11:14 > 1:11:18- MUSIC:- "Crocodile Rock" Nelly Furtado and Elton John
1:11:29 > 1:11:30# One, two, three, four
1:11:30 > 1:11:32# I remember when rock was young
1:11:32 > 1:11:35# Romeo and Julie had so much fun
1:11:35 > 1:11:38# Holding hands and skimming stones
1:11:38 > 1:11:41# Had an old fun buggy and a place of their own
1:11:41 > 1:11:44# But the biggest kick they ever got
1:11:44 > 1:11:48# Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
1:11:48 > 1:11:50# While the other kids were rocking around the clock
1:11:50 > 1:11:54# They were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock, hey!
1:11:54 > 1:11:59# Crocodile rocking is something when your feet just can't keep still
1:12:00 > 1:12:05# I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
1:12:05 > 1:12:08# Hey, everybody is feeling right
1:12:08 > 1:12:12# I guess we're gonna dance all night
1:12:12 > 1:12:16# The crocodile rocking is something out of sight
1:12:16 > 1:12:19# Yeah, yeah, yeah
1:12:19 > 1:12:23# Break, break, break, break, break break, break, break, break
1:12:35 > 1:12:40# Oh, la-la la-la-la
1:12:40 > 1:12:42# La-la la-la-la
1:12:42 > 1:12:46# La-la la-la-la
1:12:46 > 1:12:50# La la-la la-la-la
1:12:50 > 1:12:55# La-la la-la-la
1:12:55 > 1:12:58# La-la la-la-la
1:12:58 > 1:13:00# La
1:13:00 > 1:13:02# Crocodile rocking
1:13:02 > 1:13:03# La-la la-la-la
1:13:03 > 1:13:05# Crocker rocking
1:13:05 > 1:13:06# La-la la-la-la
1:13:06 > 1:13:08# Ooh, rock, rock rocking
1:13:08 > 1:13:10# La-la la-la-la
1:13:10 > 1:13:12# Rocking rocking. #
1:13:12 > 1:13:14WEDDING MARCH PLAYS
1:13:17 > 1:13:19Hee-hee! Oh, thank you!
1:13:25 > 1:13:29MUSIC: "Hello Hello" Elton John and Lady Gaga
1:13:31 > 1:13:36# Feet are feeling light Heading out to see the sights
1:13:36 > 1:13:40# Ain't life a many splendoured thing?
1:13:43 > 1:13:47# Ducking up and down all these crazy sights and sounds
1:13:47 > 1:13:52# Bounce around like puppets on a string
1:13:53 > 1:13:59# Never going to find anything to change my mind
1:13:59 > 1:14:03# Famous last lines of a fool
1:14:05 > 1:14:10# Just when you think you're a chain with just one link
1:14:10 > 1:14:14# Something comes to tip you off your stool
1:14:14 > 1:14:18- # Hello hello - Hello hello
1:14:18 > 1:14:21# My, my, my, what have we here?
1:14:21 > 1:14:24# What a surprise, what a surprise
1:14:24 > 1:14:26# Hello, hello
1:14:26 > 1:14:28# Hello, hello
1:14:28 > 1:14:31# I'm not alone it's good to know
1:14:31 > 1:14:35- BOTH:- # Someone's out there to say hello
1:14:35 > 1:14:38# Hello, hello
1:14:38 > 1:14:41- # Hello, hello - Hello
1:14:41 > 1:14:43# Hello
1:14:43 > 1:14:46- # Hello - Hello, hello
1:14:46 > 1:14:49# Hello, hello, hello
1:14:49 > 1:14:52- # Hello - Hello
1:14:52 > 1:14:55# Hello
1:14:55 > 1:15:01# Hello, hello Hello, hello, hello. #