0:00:09 > 0:00:12LIVELY AFRICAN TRIBAL THEME
0:00:35 > 0:00:37ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:00:40 > 0:00:42(SKIPPER) OK. Wind her up, boys!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44It's Monte Carlo or bust.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Struts.- (RICO) Check.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47- (SKIPPER) Flaps.- (KOWALSKI) Check.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- (SKIPPER) Diamonds and gold. - (KOWALSKI) Check.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51(CHITTERS)
0:00:51 > 0:00:53(SKIPPER) We'll be back from our gambling spree in a couple weeks.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- (ALL) Bye!- (SKIPPER) Or whenever the gold runs out.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56- Buh-bye!- Goodbye.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58All right! We'll be waiting for you!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Just kidding! We're never coming back!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Sorry! What was that?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04(SKIPPER) Initiate warp drive.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05WHIRRING
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Did they just say they were never coming back?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Guys?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17SQUEAKING
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Marty? - Oh, goody, you're here!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- (SHRIEKS) - Why don't you just chew on this?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- I'm hungry.- (SMACKING)
0:01:24 > 0:01:26(SCREAMS)
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Ow! I'm just messing with you.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I lost all feeling in this thing years ago.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34CACKLES, SNORES
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Melman? Why do you look like that?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Ooh, look who's talking.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Now, when was the last time you looked in the mirror?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- What? - (GLORIA)- Hmm?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- No! - Wake up! Wake up, Ally-Al!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Wake up! Marty! (GASPS)
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Marty, it was horrible. - That same nightmare again, huh?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57We were stuck here in Africa, and we were all super-old and wrinkly...
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Well, I aged well, but the rest of you looked terrible!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Relax, Alex. Cos I got a surprise for you!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05(GASPS) Is it the penguins? Have they come to take us home?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Nope. But it's the next best thing.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11(SIGHS) Another day bites the dust. Come on, now!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Watch it. Watch yourself. Small divots! (GRUNTS)
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Sorry, little incline there. Back up this hill.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Ow!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21A low-hanging branch, then just over this bluff and voila!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23GRUNTING, GROANING
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Happy Birthday, pal!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29(SIGHS) Whoa.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33SIREN WAILS, HORNS HONK
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Wow! New York City.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38(GLORIA, MELMAN) Surprise!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Gloria! You're the Statue of Liberty!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Bring me your huddled masses, baby!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45And, Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Actually, I'm the Triboro Bridge.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Wow! You guys made this?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yeah. From memory! From crazy, obsessive memory.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58(LAUGHING) Hey! Fifth Avenue... with no traffic!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00There's Times Square, with its
0:03:00 > 0:03:02modern-day corporate lack of character.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Nine Duane Reades on the same street!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09And the zoo.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Wow, our home.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Look! There's a little me.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15And little all of us-es!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23(CHANTING) Alex! Alex! Alex!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25CHANTING CONTINUES
0:03:25 > 0:03:27ROARS
0:03:27 > 0:03:29CHEERING
0:03:36 > 0:03:38LAUGHING
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh, no!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44SOBBING
0:03:48 > 0:03:50BLOWS NOSE, GROANS
0:03:50 > 0:03:55You guys. You've both made and ruined my day.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Make a wish, sweetheart.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Ta-da!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Your wish has come true!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Oh, yay!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04STOMACH GROWLS
0:04:04 > 0:04:07My tummy is speaking to me!
0:04:07 > 0:04:08- (ALEX)- Oh, gross!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Uh... I wouldn't eat that side of the cake if I were you.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12LEMURS SHOUT
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Alex, what was your wish?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I wished we could go home. I mean, don't get me wrong.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I love this. But it's not the real thing.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22That's because it's a mud model, Alex.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24It's not actually New York. I hope that was clear.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26What are we doing?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Here we are relying on the penguins to come back for us.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32But...we should just go to Monte Carlo and get them.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34How do a lion, a zebra, a giraffe
0:04:34 > 0:04:37and a hippo walk into a casino in Monte Carlo?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I don't know. Ask the Rabbi! Hey, I'm serious.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Come on! We can do it! We can do anything! It's us!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44We're us!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Yeah, that's right. We've gone halfway around the world!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Compared with that, Monte Carlo's just a hop, skip and a swim away!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Yeah. - To home.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53- (MARTY)- Home! - (MELMAN)- Home.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- (GLORIA) Home. (JULIEN)- Cheeseburger.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Tell you what, bet those penguins will be glad to see us.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Yeah, they're probably bored out of their minds!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05SCREECHES
0:05:08 > 0:05:10PENGUINS GRUNTING
0:05:10 > 0:05:12POPS, SCREECHES
0:05:14 > 0:05:17You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Yah!
0:05:18 > 0:05:23Chimichanga! These pillows are filled with baby birds!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25ROUSING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:48 > 0:05:50MUMBLING
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- What? - There it is. The casino!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56(MUMBLING) What?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I said, "Perfect. That's where we'll find the penguins."
0:05:59 > 0:06:01MUMBLING
0:06:01 > 0:06:03What?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04GIBBERING
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Sh! Come on, guys.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Operation Penguin Extraction does not include levity.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10We can't draw attention to ourselves.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12(WHISPERING) We're invisible!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I'm talking really, really quiet.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20# Everybody dance now!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24# Everybody dance now!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27# Yeah! #
0:06:28 > 0:06:32(ALEX) OK. Phase one: We break into the casino, grab the penguins,
0:06:32 > 0:06:35and get them to take us back to New York in the Monkey-Powered Super Plane!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36(MARTY) Check.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Phase two: We chew out the penguins for abandoning us in Africa.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40- (MELMAN)- Check.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Phase three: We apologise to the penguins
0:06:42 > 0:06:47for overly harsh chewing outing, but we've gotten our point across.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Phase four: Back to New York City.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51- Yes!- I like it!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54(GRUNTS) All right, we take these ventilation ducts
0:06:54 > 0:06:57to the crawlspace above the casino where we find the penguins.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I just need to figure out which duct each of us should take.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02(JULIEN RAPPING) # Back with the bass
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# On the mic with a dope rhyme Jump to the rhythm
0:07:07 > 0:07:10# Jump, jump to the rhythm Jump... #
0:07:10 > 0:07:12SHOUTS, GROANS
0:07:12 > 0:07:15MARTY YELLING
0:07:15 > 0:07:16SHRIEKS
0:07:18 > 0:07:19MELMAN GRUNTS
0:07:24 > 0:07:26GLORIA SCREAMING
0:07:26 > 0:07:27RUMBLING
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Uh-oh.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Oh, no!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34(MELMAN) Take cover!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Whoo!- OK! - Hi, honey.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Whoa! OK, OK. I got you. I got you, honey.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43GLORIA LAUGHS
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Now, they're not going to let animals on to the casino floor,
0:07:49 > 0:07:52so expect some kind of disguise.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57(MARTY) Whoa! Look at that! That is one ugly, mug-ugly lady!
0:07:57 > 0:07:58That is roach-killing ugly!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01(ALEX, WHISPERING) That's not a lady. That's the King of Versailles.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03And that's not the King of Versailles.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05That's the chimps. And the chimps are like smoke.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07And where there's smoke, there's fire.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09And by fire, I mean the penguins!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11(MAN) King of Versailles wins again. I say we let it ride.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12THUDS
0:08:12 > 0:08:14SCREECHES
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Then we'll pick up the hippies and fly back to New York in style.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Can we buy an Airbus A-380?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Solid gold, baby!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Sir! A solid gold plane wouldn't be able to fly.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Kowalski, we'll be rich! The rules of physics don't apply to us.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Let it ride! - Righto!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29GLORIA AND MELMAN STRAINING
0:08:29 > 0:08:32OK. In exactly two minutes and 17 seconds,
0:08:32 > 0:08:34the lemurs will cut the power.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35- Now?- No.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36- OK?- No.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- Now?- No.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I drop down, grab the penguins. You crank me up, and we are out of here.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me drop down! I'll grab the penguins!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44You don't have fingers, Marty.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45- Now? Do it? - No. No!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47These are things a leader has to think of.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Why should you be the leader? Why not me?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Cos I'm the phase tracker!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53(MAN) The King is letting it ride.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- (MARTY) How did I get phased out? - (ALEX) You're part of a phase.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59A phase isn't something you own, it's something you're in.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00That's it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Who voted you Grand Phase Master anyway?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Me! I voted me! cos I'm the leader!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06(MAN) Black! That's it, baby!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07- Now?- No!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10(MAN) The King of Versailles wins it all!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Maybe I should be in charge. - Melman!- I am a doctor.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13- Now!- No.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Why can't we all be leaders?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Enough! I'm going to lead.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19LOUD CRASHING
0:09:23 > 0:09:26ROPE CREAKING
0:09:26 > 0:09:28CHUCKLES
0:09:28 > 0:09:30SCREAMING
0:09:33 > 0:09:35(ALEX) Aha! What's new, pussycat?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Marty, what phase are we at? Uh...- Phase three: Apologise!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Right. Oh, man, we are so sorry.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Apology accepted. Let's roll!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Marty! We skipped Phase Two! We didn't chew them out!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Don't look at me. I'm just following the leader!
0:09:50 > 0:09:51ALARM RINGS
0:09:51 > 0:09:52SHUDDERS
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Now!- I'm a bit busy right now.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Just pull the switch!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58OK, fine.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00PEOPLE SCREAMING
0:10:03 > 0:10:05What the heck is going on with the lights?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08# Yo, tell me what you want What you really, really want
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want...
0:10:10 > 0:10:13What are you doing?! Come on!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16SCREAMING CONTINUING
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Initiate lock down!
0:10:19 > 0:10:23And get me Captain Dubois from Animal Control!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25PHONE RINGING
0:10:25 > 0:10:28WOMAN SINGING NON JE NE REGRETTE RIEN
0:10:28 > 0:10:29HANDSET CLICKS
0:10:29 > 0:10:31(WOMAN) Speak.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32MAN CHATTERING EXCITEDLY
0:10:32 > 0:10:35(WOMAN) Oui. A zebra?
0:10:35 > 0:10:36A hippo?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38A giraffe?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40A lion?!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43When I was seven, I strangled my first parrot,
0:10:43 > 0:10:47flushed my first goldfish, punched my first snake.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Now I have finally reached the moment
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I have been preparing for my entire life.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54The pinnacle of my career.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57To hunt the King of the beasts!
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Ah!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04ENGINES REVVING
0:11:08 > 0:11:10WOMAN SCREAMS
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Oh, no. - Lock down, eh?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14What do we do?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17All right, everybody, stand back. I got this one.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19THUDDING
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Never mind.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Well, you only get one chance at a first impression.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26WHISTLES
0:11:26 > 0:11:27TYRES SCREECH
0:11:27 > 0:11:28ENGINE RUMBLES
0:11:28 > 0:11:30SHOUTING
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- What just happened? - Where are we? What is this?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37We call it the Luxury Assault Recreational Vehicle.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39(COMPUTERIZED FEMALE VOICE) The car goes vroom-vroom!
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Step on it, boys!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42ENGINE REVVING
0:11:42 > 0:11:43MELMAN SCREAMS
0:11:47 > 0:11:49CROWD SCREAMING
0:12:12 > 0:12:14ENGINE RACES
0:12:14 > 0:12:16DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Captain Dubois, I am so happy to see you! You will not believe...
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Get back, you fool!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Your cheap cologne is obscuring the animal musk!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Oh, my face!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28SNIFFING
0:12:41 > 0:12:43(DUBOIS) Poor, poor animals.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47You should never have left the Forest. Now you deal with me.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Kowalski, signal the chimps to meet us
0:12:52 > 0:12:54at the rendezvous point with the Super Plane.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Hotel Ambassador. Let's move it!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57HONKING
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Whoo-hoo!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Ow! Huh?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02SIRENS WAILING
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Voila. Giraffe at 12 o'clock.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Guys, we've got a tail.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Paparazzi!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Pedal to the metal, Private.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13(JULIEN) Don't take any photos, please!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Hi!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Here I am!
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Don't take...- (IN SLOW MOTION) - any... photos.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- (MORT) No more pictures! - (SKIPPER) Medic!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- ETA to rendezvous point? - Two minutes, 37 seconds, Sir.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Man your battle stations!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Hey! Wait! Nobody's at the wheel!
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Get back there! Negative on the driver! There's no driver!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44(GLORIA) Help! Nobody's driving! Oh, no! We're going to die!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Don't just sit there, fancy pants. Grab the wheel!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Are you kidding? I don't drive. I'm a New Yorker!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Move over, Miss Daisy!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52What are you doing? Zebras can't drive!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Only penguins and people can drive.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55What do all these buttons do?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57ANY WAY YOU WANT IT PLAYS OVER STEREO
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- (MELMAN) Help me! - (SKIPPER) Nice one, Stripes!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Crazy woman gaining!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Our Omega-3 slick will take them down.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Private, activate!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27She's good!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Kowalski, intel.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31(KOWALSKI) Sir. We have a serious problem.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Captain Chantal Dubois.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Monaco Animal Control. Perfect case record.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37SHOUTING
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- You're going the wrong way, Marty! - Just call me Marty-o Andretti.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- No. You're Sucky-o Andretti! - (MARTY) Stop back seat driving!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49(ALEX) I'm passenger-seat driving. Give me the wheel.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51(MARTY) it's not a wheel, it's my baby!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Your hoofs aren't meant to be on a wheel!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Hey! Too late for you to drive! - (ALEX) Don't look at me!
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Don't look at me when we argue! Look at the road!
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Be cool, be cool!
0:14:58 > 0:14:59(TURNS OFF STEREO)
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Hi, Officer. Is there a problem?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Hi.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03GUN COCKS
0:15:03 > 0:15:05TYRES SCREECH
0:15:05 > 0:15:06(MELMAN) Oh! Watch out!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12(SHRIEKING) We need more power.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Time to fire up Kowalski's nucular reactor.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- That's a nuclear reactor? - Nucular.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20She's on the roof!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23(KOWALSKI) But, Sir, it's not ready. The control rods'll have to be calibrated.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25And don't even ask me about the Uranium-238 blanket.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27OK.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29SCREAMING
0:15:32 > 0:15:35OK, Marty, we lost her! Maybe you can slow down now.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I can't! There's no brakes!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40No brakes? Way to commit, soldier.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42SCREAMING
0:15:42 > 0:15:43MORT GIGGLING
0:15:54 > 0:15:55METAL GRINDING
0:15:55 > 0:15:57MELMAN WHIMPERING
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Let's get out of here!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05(GLORIA) Go, go, go! Move! Now!
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Hey, where's everybody going? (LAUGHS)
0:16:09 > 0:16:11SCREAMING
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Oh!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19WIND GUSTING
0:16:19 > 0:16:20I'm flying!
0:16:20 > 0:16:25I'm flying! I'm the first flying monkey!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27GLORIA CHEERS
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Oh, yay! - That's our ticket out of here!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31JULIEN MOANING
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Yeah, baby!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35CLATTERING
0:16:35 > 0:16:37ENGINE REVVING
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Everybody! On the monkey chain!
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Deploy banana gun!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05SCREECHING
0:17:16 > 0:17:20(ALEX) Grab the little guys! Toss them up! Let's go! Go, go, go! Go!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22(MARTY) Faster! Faster! Faster! Come on!
0:17:28 > 0:17:29MELMAN SCREAMS
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Come on, Melman!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Whoo! Yeah!- (GRUNTS) - Melman!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Yah!
0:17:35 > 0:17:36(MELMAN) My neck!
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Put your backs into it! Double banana overtime!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46EXCITED CHITTERING
0:17:49 > 0:17:51MELMAN MOANING
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Serpentine! Serpentine!
0:18:01 > 0:18:02ALEX GRUNTS
0:18:10 > 0:18:11SHRIEKS
0:18:13 > 0:18:15MELMAN CHOKING
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Hey, this lady's really starting to freak me out.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20DUBOIS GROWLS
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Fix it, Mort.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23GRUNTING
0:18:23 > 0:18:27DUBOIS GRUNTING
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Hold this.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Alex, be careful! She's crazy!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33You think, Marty?!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35MOANING
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Ah!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45That's right! Home free, baby!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47(MELMAN) I can breathe!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49(ALEX) Au revoir, Dubois!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Well played, lion.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Game on.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58LIVELY MUSICAL INTRO PLAYS
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# New York, New York it's a heck of a town
0:19:01 > 0:19:02# The Bronx is up
0:19:02 > 0:19:03# But the Battery's down
0:19:03 > 0:19:06(SCATTING) # New York, New York... #
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Kowalski, status report.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11So the good news is this song is almost over.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Well, that's music to my ears. And the bad news?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17The gear assembly is badly damaged, Sir.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19CHIMP SCREECHES
0:19:19 > 0:19:21It's only a matter of time before...
0:19:21 > 0:19:24SCREAMING
0:19:28 > 0:19:32(MELMAN) Why can't we ever just make a normal landing?
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Oh, man!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36(GLORIA) Hold on, Melman. OK? I'll get you down, sweetie.
0:19:36 > 0:19:42(MOANING) Where is he? Must find King Julien. King Julien!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# It's getting hot in here
0:19:44 > 0:19:46# So take off all your fur
0:19:46 > 0:19:48# I am getting so hot
0:19:48 > 0:19:50# I want to take my fur off. #
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Skipper, what about the plane?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54The chimps will work through the night.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56No breaks, no safety restrictions.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57CHIMPS CHITTERING
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Hey, where are you going?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Get back here! We have a contract!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Yes. Well, I'm afraid labour laws are slightly more lenient in France.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07You see, they only have to work two weeks a year.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Well, someone else has the Canadian work ethic!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12But you penguins, you can still fix it, right? Right?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Yeah, yeah. You're a little crackerjack, can-do team.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16You want me to give it to you straight?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Yes! Yes! No.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Bend it a little?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Well, the plane's totaled. Kaput, blammo, busted!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Never to fly again.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28So that's it? That's it then, we're never going to get home?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30No! We've got to get home!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33We can fix it! We'll fix it! Yeah, guys, come on, we'll fix it!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36You just start from the outside pieces, and you work your way in.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38And, yeah, perfect!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Come on! Don't just stand there, guys. Marty! Drag that thingy over here.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45And we'll just attach it to this dealy-Bob over here. And...
0:20:48 > 0:20:53We're not going home. (SIGHS)
0:20:53 > 0:20:55We're never going home.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59POLICE SIRENS WAILING
0:20:59 > 0:21:00It's the fuzz!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08What are we going to do? We can't hide forever!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10And we can't just blend! You know this ain't Africa.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Oh, what's the point?
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Tell me one conceivable way that extra-large animals like us
0:21:16 > 0:21:18are going to be able to move through Europe
0:21:18 > 0:21:20without attracting unwanted attention.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Hey...
0:21:24 > 0:21:26SHRIEKS
0:21:26 > 0:21:28(RUSSIAN ACCENT) Where are you coming from?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Please, you got to hide us. Just until the heat dies down.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Absolute no outsiders.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35So wipe that Smirnoff your face and Popov!
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Come on, man. You got to do one cat a solid. Cat to cat.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Do a solid here, buddy. Come on.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Nyet! This train is for circus animals only.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47(MALE, ITALIAN ACCENT) They sound like they be in trouble.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51(TIGER) Stefano, we do not invite trouble into our circus.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52I don't trust lion.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Hair too big and glossy!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57(STEFANO) Aw, come on, Vitaly, you're being mean.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00(VITALY) He not lion. He lioness... with a beehive. (CHORTLES)
0:22:00 > 0:22:03This is awkward. We can hear everything they're saying.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- (VITALY) it is not our problem! - No, no! Wait, wait, wait!
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Eh... Just give us a minute. He's on the phone and...can't get him off!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Ow! We cannot leave them there!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18(VITALY) Only circus animals on this train!
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Wait, listen! We are circus animals. You got to let us in!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26You are really circus?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28SIRENS WAILING
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Yes. Full circus!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32(MARTY) My momma was circus. My daddy was circus.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35(VITALY) Gia! Shut the door!
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Please.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38(MAN) Over there! Over there!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41They are circus. Circus stick together. (GROANS)
0:23:00 > 0:23:01CHUCKLES
0:23:05 > 0:23:06CLEARS THROAT
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Wow! Circus americano!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16You must all be very famous!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- Yeah, we...- Absolutely.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- We're relatively well known... - But Alex is really the star.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Well, I'm not... I wouldn't say "star." More like... well, star.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27What is your act, Alice?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Well... I basically, uh, I jump up on my rock...
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Rock?- Yeah. It's a very high...- rock.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- A really high rock! - And then?
0:23:35 > 0:23:40And then, well, I roar like... like a serious "Rawrrr!"
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- And then? - And then I jump off the rock.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- And then?! - And then... And then what?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- That is all?- Into a pool!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- Full of water! - Full of cobras!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Actually, it appears like I'm jumping in to a pool...
0:23:50 > 0:23:51- With cobras!- Aquatic cobras.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54For effect. But I actually pull up at the last second.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- Pull up?- Yeah.- How do you do that?! - Wire harness!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Balloons!- Jet pack!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00STAMMERING
0:24:01 > 0:24:05(CHUCKLES) I flip off the wire harness, ignite my jet pack,
0:24:05 > 0:24:07and then toss balloons to the children of the world.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Kids love it. Kids always love that.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10VITALY SCOFFS
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Is this like the trapeze?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Yes! Trapeze! Exactly!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Wow! Trapeze Americano!
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Hey, I have a great idea! Maybe you come with us to Roma!
0:24:21 > 0:24:22GASPS
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Hey, Vitaly is just playing around. He is good, no?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Yeah, thanks. Thanks.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30But we're going to get off at the next stop so we can get back to America.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31STEFANO GASPS
0:24:31 > 0:24:33That is such a coincidence!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Because we're going... going to...
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Let me finish!
0:24:36 > 0:24:39We're going to America, as well! (GROWLS)
0:24:39 > 0:24:40- What?!- America?
0:24:40 > 0:24:41- Going to America?- What?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- (STEFANO) Si.- Wow? When?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45After Roma, we go to London.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50And then a big-time promoter will see us and then send us to New York.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- They're going to New York!- Well, only if he likes what he sees.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56New York? Seriously? That's our home. That's where we live.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Isn't that fun?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Could we go with you?- Sure! You can bunk with Vitaly!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03SHRIEKING
0:25:03 > 0:25:04- Whoa! - (STEFANO)- Or not.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- Nyet! - (STEFANO) Oh, no.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12I don't think Vitaly likes that idea. What's he going to do?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Which one of you is leader?
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Tell your comrades there is one rule we do not break!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Thou shalt say it and not spray it?
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Nyet!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30NECK CRACKS
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Circus owner no allow stowaways!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35(CHUCKLING)
0:25:35 > 0:25:37BUZZING
0:25:38 > 0:25:39I hear you, Russki.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Although, the circus owner may allow stowaways
0:25:43 > 0:25:47if the stowaways just happen to be the owners.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Riddle me that.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53What is sharply dressed little Birdie talking about?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Show 'em, boys.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56JINGLING
0:25:56 > 0:25:58MUSIC: COOL JERK BY THE CAPITOLS
0:26:01 > 0:26:03(CHUCKLES)
0:26:03 > 0:26:04CLOWNS GIGGLING
0:26:04 > 0:26:07You have a deal, Mi amigo.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09GIGGLING GROWS LOUDER
0:26:09 > 0:26:14I am sure this circus will bring you great success! Sh!
0:26:14 > 0:26:19(LAUGHTER CONTINUING) I guess this is goodbye and good luck!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21LOUD, JEERING LAUGHTER
0:26:27 > 0:26:29What do we know about owning a circus?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Nothing. But it's our only shot at getting home.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34You better know what you're doing.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36You're risking Private's community college fund.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I'll never be president.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42MUSIC: WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO BY YOLANDA BE COOL & DCUP
0:26:42 > 0:26:45GEARS GRINDING
0:26:48 > 0:26:52RHYTHMIC WHISTLING
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Ahh! - Whoo!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02(SNIFFING) Hey, this is not first class.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05MORT SHUDDERS
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Definitely coach.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09DISTANT, EERIE HOWLING
0:27:12 > 0:27:13SHRIEKS
0:27:16 > 0:27:18BOTH WHIMPERING
0:27:18 > 0:27:20(EERILY) La-la-la, la-la-la...
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Mort! Stop it!
0:27:22 > 0:27:23GIGGLES
0:27:23 > 0:27:25LOUD CRUNCHING
0:27:25 > 0:27:27JULIEN SHRIEKS
0:27:27 > 0:27:29LOW GROWLING
0:27:31 > 0:27:32GROWLS
0:27:32 > 0:27:33SHRIEKS
0:27:35 > 0:27:36BREATHY RUMBLING
0:27:36 > 0:27:38(TEETH CHATTERING) Ah!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40THUDDING FOOTSTEPS
0:27:41 > 0:27:44BREATHY RUMBLING
0:27:44 > 0:27:45WHEELS SQUEAKING
0:27:45 > 0:27:47(GROWLS)
0:27:47 > 0:27:50MUSIC: WATERMARK BY ENYA
0:27:56 > 0:27:59BREATHING HEAVILY
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Hey, gorgeous.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel?
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Albeit a fat, hairy one who smells.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26MUFFLED SCREAM
0:28:28 > 0:28:32Whoa! Oh-ho! (LAUGHING)
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Ooh... You have a very hairy back.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I like that in a woman.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42JULIEN LAUGHING
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- That's it! I'm going in. - Stop! It's too dangerous!
0:28:47 > 0:28:49(POLICEMAN 3) Don't be a hero!
0:28:49 > 0:28:50GUN FIRES
0:28:50 > 0:28:51SHOUTING IN FRENCH
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Lion.
0:28:58 > 0:29:0112 hours old.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03250 kilograms.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Glossy mane. Too much conditioner.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09GUNSHOT ECHOES
0:29:09 > 0:29:10Eh, stupid bozos!
0:29:12 > 0:29:14SNIFFING
0:29:19 > 0:29:21TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS DISTANTLY
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Hello, kitty! (CHUCKLING)
0:29:23 > 0:29:26So, you ran away with the circus.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28What a cliche.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30TRAIN HORN BLARING
0:29:41 > 0:29:43LA DONNA E MOBILE CANZONE FROM RIGOLETTO PLAYS
0:29:51 > 0:29:53(SKIPPER) What a dump!
0:29:53 > 0:29:56If they want to attract a decent sports team,
0:29:56 > 0:30:00they should bulldoze this rat trap and invest in a new arena.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02INDISTINCT CHATTERING
0:30:02 > 0:30:05CHITTERING
0:30:05 > 0:30:08The Colosseum, Marty! The original theatre-in-the-round.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11- My ancestors used to perform here.- No kidding!
0:30:11 > 0:30:13Yeah. Every show had a captive audience.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16- Apparently, they killed. - Sounds like a great gig!
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Trenta minuti, everybody! Trenta minuti!
0:30:18 > 0:30:20(MARTY) This is so exciting!
0:30:20 > 0:30:21Remember, we just lay low.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23Stay out of the way. Let them do their thing.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Aw! Would you look at this?
0:30:25 > 0:30:27You got to go back in your momma's belly,
0:30:27 > 0:30:29cos you're too cute to be out here in the real world.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31- Oi! Naff off, you muppet! - Whoa! What the...?
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- Marty, they're professionals. Come on.- Whoo! You look gorgeous!
0:30:35 > 0:30:37All right, animals! We may be your new owners,
0:30:37 > 0:30:39but we don't want to reinvent the circus wheel here,
0:30:39 > 0:30:41so just go out, do what you do!
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Just think of this as a fun warm-up for that promoter in London.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Right, Marty? Marty?
0:30:46 > 0:30:49- I want to be a circus horse! - We could paint you white!
0:30:49 > 0:30:50And then paint you pink!
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Awesome!- Not laying very low, are we, Marty?
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Sonya! Where is the bear? Sonya!
0:30:55 > 0:30:57We're about to start!
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Hey, Vitaly! Got your game face on.
0:31:00 > 0:31:01VITALY ROARS
0:31:01 > 0:31:04(CHUCKLES) Good game face. What is that cat's problem?
0:31:04 > 0:31:07(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) "I'm a mean Russian cat who isn't nice to anybody."
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Hey, honey, look! Look, I'm doing it!
0:31:09 > 0:31:12- Guys, stop fooling around. - We're just having a little fun.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15- Let's let these animals do their show.- (MARTY) Ta-da!
0:31:15 > 0:31:19# Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus! Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro!
0:31:19 > 0:31:21# Circus Afro, Circus Afro
0:31:21 > 0:31:23# Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro! #
0:31:23 > 0:31:24Really?
0:31:24 > 0:31:27Sonya! Where is Sonya the bear?!
0:31:27 > 0:31:31MUSIC: CON TE PARTIRO BY ANDREA BOCELLI
0:31:43 > 0:31:44Ah-ha!
0:31:47 > 0:31:49GRUNTING
0:31:58 > 0:31:59JULIEN LAUGHING
0:32:07 > 0:32:10I want to kiss every inch of your huge head.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12It may take me a number of weeks.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14SONYA GRUNTING
0:32:14 > 0:32:16(JULIEN) Hey, watch it!
0:32:16 > 0:32:18(JULIEN) Ow!
0:32:18 > 0:32:20GROWLS
0:32:21 > 0:32:23That was heavy.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26WHIMPERS, ROARS
0:32:26 > 0:32:27Don't cry. Stop crying!
0:32:27 > 0:32:30It makes me cry to see you cry, my darling.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32I will get you something even better.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35ENGINE REVVING
0:32:35 > 0:32:37SCREAMING
0:32:37 > 0:32:38Hey, you can buy love.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Whoa, not too fast!
0:32:45 > 0:32:47GUNS COCK
0:32:47 > 0:32:53Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Gia,
0:32:53 > 0:32:57the trapeze-flying Jaguar!
0:32:57 > 0:32:59And there she go. The triple-flip roll
0:32:59 > 0:33:03with a double leap, and...
0:33:03 > 0:33:06(SHRIEKS) What are you doing?!
0:33:06 > 0:33:08That's just paper. (CHUCKLES)
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Were you spying on me?
0:33:10 > 0:33:13No! I just came by to say that I don't want you to think...
0:33:14 > 0:33:18I don't want you to think of me as some sort of authority figure.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Don't worry. I don't.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- You don't? Oh. - Not at all.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Well, the other circus animals might find me a bit intimidating.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28No. Nobody is intimidated at all by you.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Oh, good stuff. Good. Good news.
0:33:30 > 0:33:34In fact, I do not think they have given you a second thought since you showed up.
0:33:34 > 0:33:35That's good to hear.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37If anything, they're starting to feel sorry for you.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39OK, I get it. OK?
0:33:39 > 0:33:40GROANS
0:33:40 > 0:33:41Is there more?
0:33:41 > 0:33:45I just wanted to thank you for letting us get on the train back there.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) I know the big cat with the accent... (CHUCKLES)
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Wasn't so excited about us getting on.
0:33:49 > 0:33:54Look, lion guy. This circus means everything to us.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57And if you do anything that threatens this circus,
0:33:57 > 0:34:02you will have to answer to me. Capisce?
0:34:02 > 0:34:04I capisce, cool. Trust me, we're cool.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07SHOUTING
0:34:13 > 0:34:16You call this laying low?
0:34:16 > 0:34:18(JULIEN) Whoo-hoo!
0:34:19 > 0:34:21SHOUTING
0:34:21 > 0:34:23TRAIN HORN BLARES
0:34:23 > 0:34:25SQUEAKING
0:34:29 > 0:34:32(JULIEN) Faster! Faster!
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Whoa, whoa, whoa! (LAUGHING)
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Where there is circus, there is lion.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41(CHUCKLING) And when in Rome...
0:34:41 > 0:34:42Vive la France!
0:34:42 > 0:34:43ENGINE REVVING
0:34:47 > 0:34:49WHISTLE TRILLS
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Halt!
0:34:50 > 0:34:52SHRIEKS
0:34:52 > 0:34:57Come on, my hairy queen. We'll do doughnuts in the Pantheon.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01CHEERING
0:35:04 > 0:35:05GASPS
0:35:05 > 0:35:07You're in big trouble. (GRUNTS)
0:35:07 > 0:35:09- Now you're really in big troub... - (GRUNTS)
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Now you're really, really in big tro...
0:35:12 > 0:35:13I'm new!
0:35:13 > 0:35:15GUN CLICKING
0:35:16 > 0:35:19OK! Strike up the band!
0:35:19 > 0:35:20You have a band?
0:35:20 > 0:35:23SABRE DANCE PLAYS
0:35:23 > 0:35:25Prepare to be blown away!
0:35:25 > 0:35:27- Blow me away! - Here we go!
0:35:27 > 0:35:29LAUGHS
0:35:29 > 0:35:30CHEERING
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Look at this. Whoa! Hey!
0:35:32 > 0:35:35It's nice to be... Ah! (SCREAMS)
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Yay...
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Hey!
0:35:42 > 0:35:45Whoa! How do dogs do that?
0:35:45 > 0:35:47(MAN) Get on with it!
0:35:48 > 0:35:50CROWD BOOING
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Stupido!
0:35:51 > 0:35:52Uh-oh.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57BOOING CONTINUES
0:35:57 > 0:35:59TRUMPETS
0:36:02 > 0:36:03CROWD GASPS
0:36:03 > 0:36:05STEFANO SHRIEKS
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Well, that was worth the price of admission.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12WHINNIES
0:36:15 > 0:36:16Watch it, mate!
0:36:16 > 0:36:18SCREAMS
0:36:18 > 0:36:19Who's from Cincinnati?
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Stefano, you know "blown away" means good, right?
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Don't worry. The big finale is coming up!
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Give me a downbeat! Look at this!
0:36:26 > 0:36:27PLAYING OFF-KEY
0:36:27 > 0:36:32(GROANING) Oh, no. No, this is not happening.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34You have a deal, Mi amigo.
0:36:34 > 0:36:35(STEFANO) It's good, no?
0:36:35 > 0:36:39Yes, go out and get food and come back!
0:36:39 > 0:36:40CRICKETS CHIRPING
0:36:40 > 0:36:42CHUCKLES, HICCUPS
0:36:42 > 0:36:44CLAMOURING
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Deep breaths. You're in a happy place. It's all good.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52There's an angry mob outside, and they're demanding their money back!
0:36:52 > 0:36:55I think we all know the right thing to do.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57SABRE DANCE RESUMES
0:37:00 > 0:37:01Come on, come on!
0:37:01 > 0:37:03(MARTY) Come on! Hurry up!
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Hop on the train! (GASPS)
0:37:07 > 0:37:09ANGRY SHOUTING
0:37:09 > 0:37:10BABBLES, SHRIEKS
0:37:10 > 0:37:12(GLORIA) Come on, guys!
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- Mamma Mia! - (GLORIA) Hurry up!
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Grazie, Alice.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Just throw us the money!
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Ah!
0:37:26 > 0:37:28EXCITED CHATTERING
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Captain Chantal Dubois. Get up.
0:37:35 > 0:37:40I'm going to have to send you back to Monaco under maximum security.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44What?!
0:37:44 > 0:37:46GASPS
0:37:46 > 0:37:47It's just a pillow!
0:37:47 > 0:37:50Eh, that's the oldest trick in the book, Comandante.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Every bambino in ltaly knows that one.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57Maybe, but do they know about the old escape hole
0:37:57 > 0:38:00behind the innocent-looking poster?
0:38:00 > 0:38:02GROANS
0:38:02 > 0:38:06Or the really old "I'm going to hide up on the ceiling" trick!
0:38:10 > 0:38:11CLEARS THROAT
0:38:11 > 0:38:12WHISTLES
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Of course. The secret tunnel under the bed!
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Get this thing out of the way.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19POLICEMEN STRAINING
0:38:19 > 0:38:20Let's go!
0:38:23 > 0:38:26This secret tunnel is a dead end!
0:38:26 > 0:38:28- (POLICEMAN)- There's nothing but
0:38:28 > 0:38:30bedsprings and mattress stuffing down here!
0:38:30 > 0:38:33(COMANDANTE) Was that the sound of a cell door closing?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42COMPUTER BEEPS
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Voila!
0:38:44 > 0:38:45PRINTER BUZZING
0:38:45 > 0:38:49(COMANDANTE) Was that the sound of my HP printer printing?
0:38:57 > 0:38:59(ALEX GROANS) This is a disaster!
0:38:59 > 0:39:01(GLORIA) We blow all our money on a bad circus,
0:39:01 > 0:39:05and we're not any closer to New York! If anything, we're further away!
0:39:05 > 0:39:08We could have at least bought a circus that knew how to circ!
0:39:08 > 0:39:12I don't even know why we bought a circus in the first place.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14We had enough dough for a plane!
0:39:14 > 0:39:16- Are you kidding me?- You must have some money left over.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20I used it to buy teeth and then have them capped in gold.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Now I can eat apples!
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Sadly, I discovered I don't like apples.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29(MARTY) No promoter is sending this show to America. It's toe up!
0:39:29 > 0:39:33(GLORIA) Now it makes sense. No wonder the circus master was so happy to sell.
0:39:33 > 0:39:34Sh!
0:39:34 > 0:39:37(MARTY) He was happy, all right. Happy about ripping us off!
0:39:37 > 0:39:38ALEX SHRIEKS
0:39:41 > 0:39:43- Where did Alex go? - I don't know.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45SCREAMING
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Come on! This way!
0:39:55 > 0:39:57No, no, no. You come this way!
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Alice, watch your head!
0:39:59 > 0:40:02TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS
0:40:02 > 0:40:03Yah!
0:40:09 > 0:40:12GASPS
0:40:12 > 0:40:13Alice!
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Alice! (SHRIEKS)
0:40:22 > 0:40:24- (ALEX) I'm fine! - (SHRIEKS)
0:40:24 > 0:40:25Fantastic!
0:40:25 > 0:40:27TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Was that trapeze americano?
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- Uh, yeah. Sort of. - Incredible!
0:40:33 > 0:40:37- I hope this is important. - Come this way, Alice!
0:40:37 > 0:40:40By the way, it's "icks" not "iss." Alex. Like New York Knicks.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44I know. New York Kniss. Is not hard.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Whoa.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57What is this place?
0:40:57 > 0:41:00I know you think we are a stinky, poopy circus,
0:41:00 > 0:41:04but there is something you must know.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07There was a time when Circus Zaragoza,
0:41:07 > 0:41:09we were a great circus!
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Numero uno in all the Europa!
0:41:11 > 0:41:16And Vitaly... he was the biggest star of us all.
0:41:16 > 0:41:20He was fearless. Taking risks. Always new.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23He jump through the hoop like he could fly!
0:41:29 > 0:41:31CHEERING
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Stefano!
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Make the hoop smaller.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41- Like this? - Smaller.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43- Like this? - Good!
0:41:51 > 0:41:52SQUEALS
0:41:53 > 0:41:55GROWLS
0:41:55 > 0:41:57CROWD ROARING
0:41:57 > 0:42:03(STEFANO) it had never been done before because it was physically impossible!
0:42:03 > 0:42:06And the people... they loved it!
0:42:06 > 0:42:07(FEMALE) Viva Vitaly!
0:42:07 > 0:42:08Smaller!
0:42:15 > 0:42:16Ha!
0:42:16 > 0:42:19CHEERING
0:42:19 > 0:42:22(STEFANO) And the hoop, she got smaller!
0:42:22 > 0:42:23Like the ring
0:42:23 > 0:42:27on a finger of the tiniest lady with the slimmest of fingers.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29Bravo, Vitaly!
0:42:32 > 0:42:34(STEFANO) He would not stop pushing.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37And one fateful day...
0:42:37 > 0:42:39he push too far!
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Light the hoop on fire!
0:42:42 > 0:42:43GASPS
0:42:45 > 0:42:47CHEERING
0:43:02 > 0:43:06(STEFANO) He fly too close to the sun...and he got burned.
0:43:06 > 0:43:11Literally. The extra virgin olive oil is extra flammable.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13And he lost everything.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16His wife, she run off with a musician.
0:43:16 > 0:43:20He lost his dignity... his fame...
0:43:20 > 0:43:23his passion...and his fur.
0:43:23 > 0:43:29And when it grow back, it is less soft. More like a prickly beard.
0:43:29 > 0:43:30Scusi. Vitaly!
0:43:30 > 0:43:32GROWLS
0:43:32 > 0:43:33Nothing!
0:43:33 > 0:43:36His only passion now is the borscht.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42- Whoa. - He was our inspiration.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44So when he lost his passion,
0:43:44 > 0:43:48well... as Vitaly goes, so goes the circus.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51- This is why we need your help.- What sort of help?
0:43:51 > 0:43:54You can teach us to do new circus. Americano style!
0:43:54 > 0:43:56We find a new passion.
0:43:56 > 0:44:01Make a new show. And we go all the way to US and A!
0:44:01 > 0:44:03CHAIR SQUEAKING
0:44:05 > 0:44:07A!
0:44:08 > 0:44:12I know. It is stupido idea.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14We are a lost cause.
0:44:16 > 0:44:19No, no, this isn't stupido. This could work!
0:44:19 > 0:44:21- What? - What you just said.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24- (GASPS) What?- The idea you said. Two seconds ago.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26- What? - Your stupido idea!
0:44:26 > 0:44:29- It could? - Stefano, you're a genius!
0:44:29 > 0:44:33No, no, no, no. I am only average intelligence.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36Some say I'm even slightly below.
0:44:36 > 0:44:40We are going to rethink everything anybody's ever known about circus!
0:44:40 > 0:44:44I call it Phase 4-7B, wherein, in order to get home,
0:44:44 > 0:44:48we will come up with something fresh, something amazing, something brand-new!
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Fresh, never before seen! Off the chain!
0:44:51 > 0:44:55Something that'll blow that circus promoter away!
0:44:55 > 0:44:56ANGRY SHOUTING
0:44:56 > 0:45:00- I missed.- Off with your head! I'm going to chew his leg off!
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Circus has been same for generations!
0:45:02 > 0:45:04We make good, classic family entertainment.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Aha! But last few generations,
0:45:07 > 0:45:10families... not so entertained.
0:45:11 > 0:45:13CLEARS THROAT
0:45:13 > 0:45:15That's right. Families not so entertained
0:45:15 > 0:45:18because you're just going through the motions out there.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20It's missing passion.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23How one to have passion for stool poked in face?
0:45:23 > 0:45:28Exactly! And by stool you mean chair, right?
0:45:28 > 0:45:30The fact is, you guys, you got stuck in a rut.
0:45:30 > 0:45:33You stopped pushing, you stopped taking risks.
0:45:33 > 0:45:35But those days are over.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38Because now we're going to completely change the show.
0:45:38 > 0:45:40Then it wouldn't be a circus, would it?
0:45:40 > 0:45:43Circus is not about the acts you do.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Circus is in here.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48How come Freddie gets all the circus?
0:45:48 > 0:45:53Circus is about following your passions, wherever they take you!
0:45:53 > 0:45:57(SCOFFS) You cannot change circus. There is long tradition!
0:45:57 > 0:46:01That's what everybody thought, Vitaly, until those French Canadians came along,
0:46:01 > 0:46:04drunk off their Maple syrup and cheap pharmaceuticals,
0:46:04 > 0:46:06and completely flipped the paradigm.
0:46:06 > 0:46:11Now they play Vegas. 50 shows a day in 52 separate venues.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14And one of them completely in the nude.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Yeah, that's right. And you know how they did it?
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Take off their clothes?
0:46:18 > 0:46:21- No. They got rid of the animals. - (STEFANO) What?
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- Say it ain't so! - (GIA)- Che stupida! No animals...
0:46:24 > 0:46:27- How could they?!- Well, you know what I say to that!
0:46:27 > 0:46:29I say they can take the animals out of the circus,
0:46:29 > 0:46:35but they cannot take the animals out of the circus!
0:46:37 > 0:46:38I mean, they cannot...
0:46:38 > 0:46:39CLEARS THROAT
0:46:39 > 0:46:41I think you understand what I'm saying!
0:46:41 > 0:46:43- Yeah! - Yes!
0:46:43 > 0:46:44Uh... No!
0:46:44 > 0:46:47We don't need humans because we've got passion.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49What does a human say when he's passionate?
0:46:49 > 0:46:52He says, "I'm an animal!" Well, we are animals!
0:46:52 > 0:46:53CHEERING
0:46:53 > 0:46:54ROARING
0:46:54 > 0:46:57We'll make an all-animal circus!
0:46:57 > 0:47:00Because if we follow our passion, we can go anywhere.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02- Anywhere! - We can do anything!
0:47:02 > 0:47:05- Anything! - If we do it together!
0:47:05 > 0:47:08- All of us! - Yeah... Yeah, yeah!
0:47:08 > 0:47:11- Our circus! - Yeah!
0:47:11 > 0:47:14- We're in! We'll have some of that! - Can I hear you say "fur power"?
0:47:14 > 0:47:16Fur power!
0:47:16 > 0:47:18Take our circus back, and we'll do it together!
0:47:18 > 0:47:21- You and me, baby! - An act together!
0:47:21 > 0:47:24- I love it!- We can do that funk and groove dance thing!
0:47:24 > 0:47:26- Uh, dance? - This thing right here. Look.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29(HUMMING) Me and you! We got this!
0:47:29 > 0:47:31(STAMMERING) But I can't dance.
0:47:31 > 0:47:35- (CHANTING) Fur power! - Chanting is fun! Chanting is fun!
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Ah! I do not trust this lion.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Vitaly, I may not trust him, either,
0:47:43 > 0:47:47but I am tired of sitting and standing and rolling over.
0:47:47 > 0:47:51It is great tradition of sitting, standing, rolling over.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53You know our circus is in trouble.
0:47:53 > 0:47:58This could be our last chance. But we will not do this without you.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01Circus always stay together.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11(SIGHS) OK. I do one hoop.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13SQUEALS
0:48:13 > 0:48:15I want a hug, too!
0:48:15 > 0:48:16Oh!
0:48:16 > 0:48:17CHUCKLES
0:48:17 > 0:48:19LAUGHING
0:48:28 > 0:48:30ENGINE RUMBLING
0:48:31 > 0:48:32TYRES SQUEAL
0:48:32 > 0:48:37Attention! I have found our lion! He is hiding with the circus!
0:48:37 > 0:48:39MONITORS BEEPING RHYTHMICALLY
0:48:44 > 0:48:47SLOW INSTRUMENTAL INTRO BEGINS
0:48:55 > 0:48:58SINGING NON JE NE REGRETTE RIEN
0:49:30 > 0:49:31MAN SHRIEKS
0:49:36 > 0:49:40MUSIC SLOWS, SOFTENS
0:49:40 > 0:49:43SINGING FINALE
0:49:45 > 0:49:47MUSIC CRESCENDOS
0:49:49 > 0:49:50SONG ENDS
0:49:50 > 0:49:53YODELING
0:49:53 > 0:49:56(MORT GIGGLING) Come on, Maurice, give it to me!
0:49:56 > 0:49:59(STEFANO) More boomstick, Rico! I really want to fly!
0:49:59 > 0:50:02Are you really going to shoot yourself out of that thing?
0:50:02 > 0:50:06I've always dreamed of doing this, from time I was a little pup,
0:50:06 > 0:50:09to be a human cannonball!
0:50:09 > 0:50:13Except, you know... a sea lion cannonball.
0:50:13 > 0:50:14Is it dangerous?
0:50:14 > 0:50:18Is it dangerous? Yes, of course it's dangerous!
0:50:18 > 0:50:20- Now, are you sure about this? - I'm sure.
0:50:20 > 0:50:23Cos if blowing up is your thing, then you in the right place.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25Si. That's means yes!
0:50:25 > 0:50:26Ready for launch?
0:50:26 > 0:50:28Ready for launch!
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Fire in the hole!
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Wait!
0:50:37 > 0:50:39SCREAMING
0:50:44 > 0:50:46GROANS
0:50:46 > 0:50:48Mamma Mia!
0:50:48 > 0:50:49Help me!
0:50:49 > 0:50:51STEFANO'S VOICE ECHOING
0:50:51 > 0:50:53Rico! Get the Cannon ready! Same charge!
0:50:55 > 0:50:57(SKIPPER) Fire in the hole!
0:50:57 > 0:50:58Oh!
0:50:58 > 0:51:01SCREAMING
0:51:06 > 0:51:10Oh, oh! (SHOUTING GLEEFULLY)
0:51:10 > 0:51:12BORN FREE PLAYING
0:51:12 > 0:51:13All right! (LAUGHS)
0:51:15 > 0:51:17Oh! Whoo!
0:51:25 > 0:51:27Yeah!
0:51:27 > 0:51:30HOWLING
0:51:31 > 0:51:34Marty! I'm so glad you're here.
0:51:34 > 0:51:38Whoo! I was flying! I was effin-I-Y-in'!
0:51:38 > 0:51:40I'm proud of you, but... (WHIMPERS)
0:51:40 > 0:51:42I don't think I can hold on much longer!
0:51:42 > 0:51:46Oh, yeah, right. Sorry about my enthusiasm.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48Here, wrap this around you.
0:51:53 > 0:51:55All right, I got you! I got you!
0:51:55 > 0:51:57SHOUTS HAPPILY
0:51:57 > 0:51:58HOWLING
0:52:04 > 0:52:07Forget about being part of the herd! I'm going to be part of the flock!
0:52:07 > 0:52:12- I'm going to fly, baby! - Oh, yes! What a triumph!
0:52:12 > 0:52:15- Hand over that circus, Freddie! - I'll have your guts for garters!
0:52:15 > 0:52:17Hey, hey, put your weapons down.
0:52:17 > 0:52:20Guys, chill out. Cute and cuddly's obviously not your thing.
0:52:20 > 0:52:21He's got us pegged.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23I got a better idea. Show 'em, Rico.
0:52:23 > 0:52:24BUZZES
0:52:24 > 0:52:26SCREAMS
0:52:26 > 0:52:29Oh, that was great!
0:52:31 > 0:52:33Flippin' 'eck! Rocket shoes!
0:52:33 > 0:52:36- (FREDDIE)- I want to try that! - Jonesy! Jonesy!
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Whoo! Hey. Hi.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40I admire how you have inspired these animals.
0:52:40 > 0:52:41Oh, thanks.
0:52:41 > 0:52:44And what you said about passion, it was like poetry.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46I love passion and poetry. They go together, really.
0:52:46 > 0:52:48- I know they don't rhyme. - Trapeze is my passion!
0:52:48 > 0:52:51Terrific. I look forward to seeing you up there.
0:52:51 > 0:52:52You can teach me!
0:52:52 > 0:52:53- What? - Teach me.
0:52:53 > 0:52:55Well, I've always been kind of a solo act.
0:52:55 > 0:52:57So that kind of rules that out.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00I wonder if you actually do trapeze.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03- Oh, I actually do do trapeze. - Show me!
0:53:03 > 0:53:05"Show me"? What are we, five?
0:53:05 > 0:53:07I am five, yes.
0:53:07 > 0:53:08STAMMERING, SIGHS
0:53:08 > 0:53:10DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:53:10 > 0:53:11(MELMAN) Dancing.
0:53:11 > 0:53:13All you're doing is moving and not getting anywhere.
0:53:13 > 0:53:16I mean, the music totally throws off my timing.
0:53:16 > 0:53:18You want excitement? Ha-ha!
0:53:18 > 0:53:20Check it out. Who's on a tightrope, huh? Huh?
0:53:20 > 0:53:22Who's on a...
0:53:22 > 0:53:23(SCREAMS) (GLORIA HUMMING)
0:53:23 > 0:53:26I'm on a tightrope! I'm on a tightrope! (GASPS)
0:53:26 > 0:53:27Melman! Oh, my gosh!
0:53:27 > 0:53:29- Help me! - Baby, hold on. Hold on.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32- I'm coming right now! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:53:34 > 0:53:37Melman?! (YELLING)
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Ah! Ah! Ah!
0:53:39 > 0:53:40Calm down, Melman.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42I'm going to fall and break all of my neck! Ah!
0:53:42 > 0:53:45Just look at me. Look at me.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47- All eyes on me. - OK.
0:53:47 > 0:53:49- Come to me. - (STAMMERING) I can't.
0:53:49 > 0:53:53It's just like dancing, Melman. Two steps forward, one step back.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56I can't dance, OK? There, I said it.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58Maybe because you've never tried.
0:53:58 > 0:54:00No, I have tried.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03I practised in private because you dance so well.
0:54:03 > 0:54:06You practised? For me?
0:54:06 > 0:54:08Yes, but it's no use.
0:54:08 > 0:54:10I never know what to do with my arms.
0:54:10 > 0:54:13(SHOUTING) Hold it.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15That part is so easy, Melman. OK?
0:54:15 > 0:54:19Cos all you have to do is put them around your partner.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22See? Two steps forward.
0:54:22 > 0:54:23One step back.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26- I'm dancing. I'm dancing! - Two steps forward...
0:54:26 > 0:54:29- We're dancing on a tightrope! - You're great.
0:54:29 > 0:54:30Whoo-hoo! I'm dancing!
0:54:30 > 0:54:31GLORIA LAUGHING
0:54:31 > 0:54:33STEFANO SCREAMING
0:54:33 > 0:54:37OK. (EXHALES) Whoo! All right.
0:54:37 > 0:54:40So when do we get the jet packs and aquatic cobras?
0:54:40 > 0:54:43Uh, this is a beginners' class, and that's a pretty advanced manoeuvre.
0:54:43 > 0:54:45OK, how do we begin?
0:54:45 > 0:54:47It's a bit complicated unless you understand
0:54:47 > 0:54:50the whole pitch and yaw... arc and gravity.
0:54:50 > 0:54:54All that stuff, which I won't bore you with. OK.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57- Do you need a push? - No.
0:54:57 > 0:54:59Just watch and learn!
0:54:59 > 0:55:01MUSIC: LOVE ALWAYS COMES AS A SURPRISE BY PETER ASHER
0:55:08 > 0:55:12- Like that?- That's one way of doing it, sure.
0:55:13 > 0:55:15SHOUTING
0:55:19 > 0:55:22Wow! You use a net!
0:55:22 > 0:55:26Yes! Trapeze americano. We use the net.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29SQUEALS
0:55:29 > 0:55:31Trapeze americano!
0:55:33 > 0:55:35GRUNTS
0:55:37 > 0:55:39Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Look at him go!
0:55:49 > 0:55:52(LAUGHS) Whoa!
0:56:02 > 0:56:04Wow!
0:56:04 > 0:56:06MARTY HOWLING
0:56:06 > 0:56:08LAUGHING
0:56:10 > 0:56:11CHEERING
0:56:11 > 0:56:13E bravo! Bravissima!
0:56:13 > 0:56:17Hey, Vitaly, maybe you even do two hoops, no?
0:56:21 > 0:56:23Psst. Senorita Bell-bottoms.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25Tenemos una problema Grande.
0:56:25 > 0:56:28Que? Que grande problema?
0:56:32 > 0:56:36- Oh, no! She's onto us!- Sh! Don't make it any easier on the psycho.
0:56:36 > 0:56:39- What are we going to do? - We'd better vamoose... pronto.
0:56:39 > 0:56:41But we're not ready. We're in the middle of rehearsals.
0:56:41 > 0:56:43Then why don't you lilt over,
0:56:43 > 0:56:46grab your peduncle, and kiss New York goodbye?
0:56:46 > 0:56:48Are you sure we are ready?
0:56:48 > 0:56:51Of course we're ready! Born ready! Ready steady! Come on, let's go!
0:56:51 > 0:56:52Let's go, go, go, go, go!
0:56:52 > 0:56:55(SKIPPER) All right, you heard the cat. Move it! Come on! All aboard!
0:56:55 > 0:56:58Grab your luggage and drain your bladders.
0:56:58 > 0:57:00It's going to be a long ride!
0:57:00 > 0:57:01(JULIEN) Whoa!
0:57:06 > 0:57:10All right, everybody, let's blow that promoter away!
0:57:10 > 0:57:14- (MELMAN) London, here we come! - (MARTY) Sunshiny London, yes!
0:57:28 > 0:57:30AUDIENCE CHEERING
0:57:33 > 0:57:37(CROWD CHANTING) Vitaly! Vitaly! Vitaly!
0:57:46 > 0:57:48GASPS, PANTING
0:57:53 > 0:57:55BELLS CHIMING
0:58:03 > 0:58:07(SKIPPER) Come on, come on, come on. Where is he?
0:58:07 > 0:58:08Bingo!
0:58:08 > 0:58:12If that's not a red-blooded American promoter, I don't know what is.
0:58:12 > 0:58:14We need to get this show on the road. Private!
0:58:14 > 0:58:16Tell them the eagle has landed.
0:58:16 > 0:58:17The eagle has landed!
0:58:17 > 0:58:20Roger that. Oh, and keep an eye out for Dubois.
0:58:20 > 0:58:21Aye, aye, guvnor!
0:58:21 > 0:58:22The promoter is in the house!
0:58:22 > 0:58:25- New York is closer than ever! - Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
0:58:25 > 0:58:27- First, we got a circus to do. - We're on, folks!
0:58:27 > 0:58:30- Do we go on before or after the dogs?- Yes.
0:58:30 > 0:58:31- What? - Overlap, your acts overlap.
0:58:31 > 0:58:34- Where's Vitaly? He opens. - I don't know.
0:58:34 > 0:58:38Stefano! Hey, Stefano! Have you seen Vitaly?
0:58:38 > 0:58:39STEFANO WEEPING
0:58:39 > 0:58:41Hey.
0:58:41 > 0:58:43Stefano, why the sad little face?
0:58:43 > 0:58:46Vitaly... he will not go on!
0:58:46 > 0:58:49- What? - I tried everything I could.
0:58:49 > 0:58:51Sh, sh, sh, sh.
0:58:51 > 0:58:54Wipe away the tears. Calm down.
0:58:54 > 0:58:57Where is he? I'm sure I can reason with him.
0:58:59 > 0:59:02- Vitaly, what are you doing? - You missed.
0:59:02 > 0:59:05You're leaving? You're just going to walk out on everybody?
0:59:05 > 0:59:07They have good show without me.
0:59:07 > 0:59:10Look, I got a good left foot, but without my right foot, I can't walk.
0:59:10 > 0:59:12You get fake foot, then you walk.
0:59:12 > 0:59:14I don't want fake foot! OK?
0:59:14 > 0:59:15GROANS
0:59:15 > 0:59:17What happened to "circus stick together," huh?
0:59:17 > 0:59:19- "The show must go on." - Cliches.
0:59:19 > 0:59:22Come on, man. Stop being this guy! Be the other guy!
0:59:22 > 0:59:24What other guy?
0:59:24 > 0:59:27The guy who was all circus! The guy who jumped through hoops!
0:59:27 > 0:59:29- Give me that!- The guy everybody looked up to.
0:59:33 > 0:59:35Come on. Where's that Vitaly?
0:59:36 > 0:59:40That Vitaly is no more.
0:59:40 > 0:59:43Listen, man. You may have given up on yourself,
0:59:43 > 0:59:46but your friends haven't given up on you.
0:59:46 > 0:59:49Are you just going to turn your back on them,
0:59:49 > 0:59:51and sit and eat borscht the rest of your life?
0:59:51 > 0:59:53Or are you going to get out there
0:59:53 > 0:59:56and jump through that tiny little hoop?
0:59:56 > 0:59:59(GROANS) It is impossible.
0:59:59 > 1:00:01(SIGHS)
1:00:01 > 1:00:06It was always impossible, Vitaly. That's why the people loved it.
1:00:10 > 1:00:13That is why I loved it.
1:00:13 > 1:00:17Because I did the impossible!
1:00:17 > 1:00:21I was once a brave tiger.
1:00:21 > 1:00:24And if I go down in flames... (LAUGHS)
1:00:24 > 1:00:26So be it!
1:00:26 > 1:00:30You know, I think I might have an idea for you.
1:00:41 > 1:00:44Light the hoop on fire!
1:00:50 > 1:00:52POUNDING HEARTBEAT
1:00:53 > 1:00:55GROWLS
1:00:59 > 1:01:00GASPING
1:01:05 > 1:01:07Mamma Mia, Santa Maria, Santa Maria...
1:01:10 > 1:01:14Mamma Maria, Mia Santa, Santa Mia Farrow...
1:01:14 > 1:01:15Come on, you got it.
1:01:17 > 1:01:18POPS GASPS
1:01:18 > 1:01:22CHEERING
1:01:25 > 1:01:27(LAUGHING) Yes!
1:01:34 > 1:01:37All right, what are you waiting for? We got a show to put on.
1:01:37 > 1:01:39Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!
1:01:39 > 1:01:41MUSIC: FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY
1:01:48 > 1:01:50EXCITED CHATTERING
1:01:54 > 1:01:55Look!
1:03:38 > 1:03:41LAUGHING
1:03:41 > 1:03:43We're going to America! Whoo!
1:03:43 > 1:03:45Today!
1:03:45 > 1:03:47That's what I call crack-a-lackin' to the Mack-a-lackin'!
1:03:47 > 1:03:49- We did it, Alice! - Yeah!
1:03:49 > 1:03:51Maybe I am average intelligence after all!
1:03:51 > 1:03:54Perhaps even slightly above.
1:03:54 > 1:03:56No, I don't think so.
1:03:56 > 1:04:00Ha! Hair conditioner. Great idea, my friend!
1:04:00 > 1:04:02Feel. Go ahead. Soft like kitten, no?
1:04:02 > 1:04:05- Look at that. - Slippery but not flammable.
1:04:05 > 1:04:07You smell like peaches and Herb!
1:04:07 > 1:04:09- (SQUEALS) - Wow!
1:04:09 > 1:04:12Gia and Alex, the trapezing cats!
1:04:12 > 1:04:16- We did pretty good. - You will flip, and I will catch.
1:04:16 > 1:04:18And sometimes I will flip, and you will catch.
1:04:18 > 1:04:23And then we will both flip, and we'll travel the whole world!
1:04:23 > 1:04:25Flipping and catching, and I will flip you...
1:04:25 > 1:04:26HARMONISING
1:04:26 > 1:04:29GIA CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY
1:04:29 > 1:04:31Uh... You know, the thing is...
1:04:33 > 1:04:36- I may not always be around. - Where are you going?
1:04:36 > 1:04:38Well, I'm... I'm... I'm...
1:04:38 > 1:04:39HORN HONKING
1:04:41 > 1:04:43Bravo, bravo!
1:04:43 > 1:04:47What a heart-warming performance, Monsieur Circus Master.
1:04:47 > 1:04:49It brought tears to my eyes.
1:04:49 > 1:04:51(CHUCKLING) No, not really.
1:04:52 > 1:04:55(OVER PHONE) Monsieur, we both know the lion does not belong to you.
1:04:55 > 1:04:57(GASPS) it's that horrid woman!
1:04:57 > 1:05:00He is a fugitive from justice.
1:05:00 > 1:05:01You will turn the lion over to me
1:05:01 > 1:05:04so that I may put him where he belongs.
1:05:06 > 1:05:08(SHOUTS) On my wall.
1:05:09 > 1:05:11CHUCKLES
1:05:11 > 1:05:13OFFICERS GRUNT
1:05:13 > 1:05:15- What?- (SKIPPER) Incoming!
1:05:21 > 1:05:23Whoo! (SKIPPER) Outgoing!
1:05:23 > 1:05:25Wait!
1:05:25 > 1:05:26SCREAMING
1:05:28 > 1:05:31(SKIPPER) Up high! Whoo-ha! Down low. Too slow.
1:05:31 > 1:05:33- Well done, Private. - Did I do good?
1:05:33 > 1:05:35(SKIPPER) Nah, not really.
1:05:35 > 1:05:37Man, that was close!
1:05:37 > 1:05:40(GIA) Alex? You are from a zoo?
1:05:45 > 1:05:48Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.
1:05:48 > 1:05:50- More?- Or less. There's less.
1:05:50 > 1:05:52You were never circus?
1:05:52 > 1:05:54We had to say we were circus.
1:05:54 > 1:05:56Or you'd never have let us on the train!
1:05:56 > 1:05:59After all we have been through together...
1:05:59 > 1:06:02you want to go live in a zoo?
1:06:02 > 1:06:04- Gia, I... - You used us.
1:06:04 > 1:06:05No, no, no. I mean, yes, but...
1:06:05 > 1:06:08Trapeze americano, you make that up, too?
1:06:08 > 1:06:10It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.
1:06:10 > 1:06:15Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should have known.
1:06:15 > 1:06:18Balloons to the children of the world was not real, either?
1:06:18 > 1:06:21Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did.
1:06:21 > 1:06:25I was shot out of a Cannon! I could have died!
1:06:25 > 1:06:27But I thought it was your lifelong dream.
1:06:27 > 1:06:33For all I know, your name is not even Alice.
1:06:33 > 1:06:36No, Stefano, but it never really was.
1:06:36 > 1:06:38I don't feel safe! (WHIMPERING)
1:06:40 > 1:06:43Gia, I...
1:06:43 > 1:06:45We trusted you.
1:06:47 > 1:06:49My tears are real!
1:06:49 > 1:06:51You are not!
1:06:54 > 1:06:58I can't believe you lied to all us circus folk.
1:07:00 > 1:07:02(JULIEN) Me? Stay with the circus?
1:07:02 > 1:07:03SONYA ROARS
1:07:03 > 1:07:08I am a King! I want to rule New York! We should talk.
1:07:09 > 1:07:11Whoa!
1:07:11 > 1:07:15Stop it! No means no! Or in your language... Aah!
1:07:15 > 1:07:16GROWLS
1:07:16 > 1:07:19Not everything is solved that way, you know.
1:07:23 > 1:07:27Sonya? Are you listening to me?
1:07:27 > 1:07:29Now I'm getting the silent treatment, am I?
1:07:29 > 1:07:31Come over here right now!
1:07:33 > 1:07:35Don't shut me out, baby!
1:07:35 > 1:07:37What is wrong with you? Speak!
1:07:37 > 1:07:39ROARS
1:07:41 > 1:07:45OK... if these are your feelings, I understand now.
1:07:45 > 1:07:46And I'm going!
1:07:46 > 1:07:51It's obvious I'm just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on!
1:07:51 > 1:07:54When you look for where I am,
1:07:54 > 1:07:56I won't be there!
1:07:56 > 1:07:58JULIEN SOBBING
1:07:58 > 1:07:59GROWLS
1:07:59 > 1:08:01WHIMPERS
1:08:20 > 1:08:23Come, everybody. We have shown to do.
1:08:23 > 1:08:26But how do I go on without Marty? (SOBS)
1:08:26 > 1:08:28- Stefano. - I don't know what to do.
1:08:28 > 1:08:30You can still do Cannon solo.
1:08:30 > 1:08:35But... I want to do solo act with Marty!
1:08:35 > 1:08:37And what do I do?
1:08:37 > 1:08:41Go back to sitting and standing and rolling over?
1:08:41 > 1:08:43No.
1:08:43 > 1:08:46We can do impossible!
1:08:46 > 1:08:50And we never go back to way we used to be.
1:08:50 > 1:08:53The way it used to be isn't the way it was.
1:08:53 > 1:08:58And it won't be the same without them, whatever way it is.
1:08:58 > 1:09:00BELLS CHIMING
1:09:17 > 1:09:19Well... we're here.
1:09:22 > 1:09:25- Home. - Huh.
1:09:25 > 1:09:28My rock looks smaller than I remember it.
1:09:29 > 1:09:31Look at the mural.
1:09:31 > 1:09:35Doesn't actually capture the real thing, does it?
1:09:35 > 1:09:37Wow.
1:09:38 > 1:09:41I forgot about that wall in between us, Melman.
1:09:41 > 1:09:44- Mm-hmm. - Was that always there?
1:09:49 > 1:09:54Guys, I'm sorry I ever left the zoo in the first place.
1:09:54 > 1:09:55What do you mean?
1:09:55 > 1:09:58I mean, if I had just stayed put,
1:09:58 > 1:10:01we wouldn't have anything to be sad about right now.
1:10:03 > 1:10:07Leaving the zoo was the best thing that ever happened to us.
1:10:09 > 1:10:10Really?
1:10:10 > 1:10:14Yeah. Out there, in the world, we were really living.
1:10:14 > 1:10:16- (JULIEN)- Yeah! - It was exciting!
1:10:16 > 1:10:18- It was romantic. - It was dangerous.
1:10:18 > 1:10:20I never felt so alive!
1:10:20 > 1:10:24When we were with the circus, we were already home.
1:10:24 > 1:10:27I only wish we'd realised that sooner.
1:10:27 > 1:10:30I'm really going to miss those guys.
1:10:30 > 1:10:33What do you say we go back?
1:10:33 > 1:10:36- Really?- I'm with you! - I'm in!
1:10:36 > 1:10:37But what do we tell them?
1:10:37 > 1:10:40We make it right by telling them how wrong we were.
1:10:40 > 1:10:41It's worth a shot.
1:10:41 > 1:10:44(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) And if we go down in flames, so be it!
1:10:44 > 1:10:46- (GLORIA) Yes, let's do this! - (JULIEN) I like it!
1:10:46 > 1:10:47(MARTY) Yeah, yeah!
1:10:47 > 1:10:50Is my neck getting longer?
1:10:50 > 1:10:52Feel my fur. It's so soft.
1:10:52 > 1:10:53It is soft.
1:10:53 > 1:10:59I'm like a candy cane in a black and white movie.
1:10:59 > 1:11:01Oh, no.
1:11:01 > 1:11:02Dubois.
1:11:02 > 1:11:07Sonya, I miss you, baby! I miss my stinky bear!
1:11:07 > 1:11:09Babe... your fishy kisses!
1:11:11 > 1:11:12Surprise!
1:11:12 > 1:11:14SNORING
1:11:14 > 1:11:17(TSKING) He will never fit in the carry-on.
1:11:17 > 1:11:19But his head will!
1:11:19 > 1:11:20CACKLING
1:11:20 > 1:11:22- (MAN) Hey! - Qu'est-ce que c'est?
1:11:22 > 1:11:24Look! Look what she's done!
1:11:24 > 1:11:26You brought back Alex the lion!
1:11:26 > 1:11:29- It's a miracle! - Thank you! Thank you!
1:11:29 > 1:11:31(JULIEN) Sonya, where are you?
1:11:31 > 1:11:33Sonya!
1:11:33 > 1:11:34Excuse me.
1:11:34 > 1:11:38(GROWLS) Sonya, baby!
1:11:38 > 1:11:40I don't want to be King anymore!
1:11:40 > 1:11:42I was so hung up on who I was...
1:11:42 > 1:11:45who you was... what you smelled like...
1:11:45 > 1:11:49when all that really matters is what we smell like together.
1:11:49 > 1:11:52SONYA ROARS SOFTLY
1:11:52 > 1:11:55(LAUGHING) I know! Baby, forgive me.
1:11:55 > 1:11:56Oh, hello?
1:11:56 > 1:11:58Gasp! It's Dubois!
1:11:58 > 1:12:00Baba booey!
1:12:00 > 1:12:02- Where did you get this? - I got it from the zoo.
1:12:02 > 1:12:04The hippies got ambushed!
1:12:04 > 1:12:06What? We have to help them!
1:12:06 > 1:12:07But they lied to us!
1:12:07 > 1:12:09Yeah. Why should we lift a paw?
1:12:09 > 1:12:10They are our friends!
1:12:10 > 1:12:12They're not even circus!
1:12:13 > 1:12:15That's Bolshevik!
1:12:15 > 1:12:16WHIMPERS
1:12:16 > 1:12:18I never thought I'd say this on
1:12:18 > 1:12:21American soil, but the Russki's right!
1:12:22 > 1:12:24ALEX GROANS
1:12:27 > 1:12:30(CROWD) Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
1:12:30 > 1:12:34- Oh, no. - Alex? Where are you?
1:12:34 > 1:12:36Gloria! Are you OK? (MOANS)
1:12:36 > 1:12:38- What is happening? - Alex!
1:12:38 > 1:12:41- No, no! No, no! - (MAN) Alex the lion!
1:12:41 > 1:12:42No!
1:12:49 > 1:12:53(MAN) Thank you. Thank you all for coming to this special celebration.
1:12:53 > 1:12:56And now, the woman who made this all possible,
1:12:56 > 1:12:58who brought Alex the lion and a couple of...
1:12:58 > 1:13:00three?
1:13:00 > 1:13:02Three other animals back to New York.
1:13:02 > 1:13:04And she's French. Ooh-la-la.
1:13:04 > 1:13:07Please welcome Chantal Dubois!
1:13:15 > 1:13:17APPLAUSE
1:13:25 > 1:13:27GASPING, MUTTERING
1:13:37 > 1:13:38Alex?
1:13:46 > 1:13:48FEEDBACK ECHOES
1:13:48 > 1:13:50It was never about the money.
1:13:51 > 1:13:53It was about...
1:13:54 > 1:13:56..the lion.
1:13:56 > 1:13:58CROWD CHEERING
1:14:02 > 1:14:03Ah!
1:14:05 > 1:14:08- Gia? - Circus stick together.
1:14:10 > 1:14:14# Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro
1:14:14 > 1:14:17# Circus Afro, Circus Afro Polka dot, polka dot! #
1:14:17 > 1:14:19Look! A flying circus!
1:14:19 > 1:14:20No!
1:14:24 > 1:14:28Operation Afro-Circus Rescue... engage!
1:14:28 > 1:14:31(PRIVATE) Aye, aye, Skipper!
1:14:31 > 1:14:32Unleash the seal.
1:14:32 > 1:14:35- I am a sea lion! - Whatever.
1:14:36 > 1:14:39LAUGHING
1:14:39 > 1:14:41Two tons of fun. Dive, dive, dive!
1:14:41 > 1:14:42TRUMPETING
1:14:47 > 1:14:48GROWLS
1:14:48 > 1:14:50- Let's rock. - You and me, baby!
1:14:50 > 1:14:52Ah! Ah!
1:14:52 > 1:14:53Whoo!
1:14:54 > 1:14:55JULIEN YELLS
1:14:58 > 1:14:59TYRES SCREECHING
1:14:59 > 1:15:01YELLS
1:15:01 > 1:15:02TRUMPETING
1:15:02 > 1:15:04MOANING
1:15:09 > 1:15:10Wow!
1:15:10 > 1:15:12SHUDDERING
1:15:12 > 1:15:13ROARING
1:15:17 > 1:15:21Suck in that gut! (INHALES DEEPLY)
1:15:21 > 1:15:23SHOUTS
1:15:23 > 1:15:24I am impressed!
1:15:27 > 1:15:29MELMAN SHOUTS
1:15:29 > 1:15:32Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!
1:15:35 > 1:15:38(SKIPPER) Mission accomplished. Now let's get out of here!
1:15:38 > 1:15:40- (STEFANO) Wait! Wait for me! - Stefano!
1:15:40 > 1:15:42Don't leave without me!
1:15:47 > 1:15:49Oh, no!
1:15:49 > 1:15:50SHRIEKS
1:15:53 > 1:15:54Whoa!
1:15:54 > 1:15:57Go, Stefano! Climb!
1:16:03 > 1:16:05Come on, my friend!
1:16:06 > 1:16:07Stefano!
1:16:07 > 1:16:09(GRUNTS) Help me!
1:16:11 > 1:16:14- I will have your head! - Oh, no! Help me!
1:16:14 > 1:16:15Alex!
1:16:21 > 1:16:23Marty! Shoot me a line.
1:16:23 > 1:16:26You got it. Afro, don't fail me now!
1:16:30 > 1:16:31What are you doing?
1:16:31 > 1:16:34We are doing trapeze americano.
1:16:34 > 1:16:35Let's do it!
1:16:36 > 1:16:38- Frankie, Jonesy! Be ready! - You got it, boss!
1:16:38 > 1:16:40Go, go, go!
1:16:45 > 1:16:47MORT CHORTLING
1:16:47 > 1:16:49GRUNTS, GROANS
1:16:50 > 1:16:52Gia! Take Stefano!
1:16:52 > 1:16:54Alex!
1:16:54 > 1:16:56GASPING
1:17:04 > 1:17:07Aquatic cobras!
1:17:07 > 1:17:10If I am going down, your head is coming with me!
1:17:10 > 1:17:12I don't think so!
1:17:12 > 1:17:15(WHISTLES) Oi, let's go!
1:17:15 > 1:17:17You're going down, but not with my head.
1:17:19 > 1:17:20Yay!
1:17:20 > 1:17:22Jet pack! He pull up!
1:17:22 > 1:17:25Your days of chasing animals are over, Dubois!
1:17:25 > 1:17:28Because you've just messed with the King!
1:17:28 > 1:17:30DUBOIS GRUNTS
1:17:32 > 1:17:33ROARING
1:17:33 > 1:17:36CROWD CHEERING
1:17:36 > 1:17:39This is where animals like you belong! Now sit!
1:17:39 > 1:17:40DART POPS
1:17:40 > 1:17:42Lie down.
1:17:42 > 1:17:44(GIGGLING) Naughty me.
1:17:44 > 1:17:45Roll over.
1:17:46 > 1:17:49Good, Dubois. Now stay!
1:17:49 > 1:17:51MUSIC: FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY
1:17:51 > 1:17:52GIA SQUEALS
1:17:55 > 1:17:58We did it!
1:18:03 > 1:18:06(STEFANO) Balloons to the children of the world!
1:18:06 > 1:18:08Trapeze americano!
1:18:08 > 1:18:10- It is real. - It's real!
1:18:16 > 1:18:18EXCITED CHATTERING
1:18:18 > 1:18:21That's how you do it! Whoa!
1:18:21 > 1:18:25So you want to run away with the circus?
1:18:25 > 1:18:28- Live a life of adventure? - Full of romance?
1:18:28 > 1:18:30- And danger! - Really living!
1:18:30 > 1:18:31What do you say?
1:18:33 > 1:18:36# Ra-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus!
1:18:36 > 1:18:39# Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro!
1:18:39 > 1:18:43# Circus Afro, Circus Afro! Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!
1:18:43 > 1:18:45(JULIEN) # I like to move it, move it
1:18:45 > 1:18:48# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it
1:18:48 > 1:18:49# You like to...
1:18:49 > 1:18:50# Move it!
1:18:53 > 1:18:56(ALEX) Skipper, what did you end up doing with the crazy lady, anyway?
1:18:58 > 1:18:59Hmm?
1:18:59 > 1:19:02MUMBLING
1:19:05 > 1:19:07MUFFLED SHOUTING
1:19:13 > 1:19:15MUFFLED SCREAM
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