0:01:01 > 0:01:05Damned teenagers! You'd better not be in my field. Now scram!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Back in my day, we had respect for a man's vegetables.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20What in the...?!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24HE SCREAMS
0:01:32 > 0:01:34HE ROARS
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Oh, yeah, the classic, up and at 'em. - That was very scary.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Do The Creature From The Blue Lagoon.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42HE ROARS
0:01:42 > 0:01:45No, not again! Stop, stop! Have you stopped yet?
0:01:45 > 0:01:50What do you think I should be for Halloween? Chewing gum, football,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52beach ball, snowball,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55melted snowball? Solar system? Bad Elvis? Thank you very much.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58SCREECHING
0:01:59 > 0:02:03You as bad Elvis? Actually, yeah. Maybe...
0:02:03 > 0:02:08Guys, good news! Looks like that Yeti sighting was just a hoax.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10So we've got the night off.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Enjoy your coffee. It's normal.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15No-one is in it.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21This could use a little more milk.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Jeez, where is your Halloween spirit?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Hey, I got plenty of Halloween spirit.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Just wait till you see my Zombie cheerleader costume.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Now, where will I get some really huge pom-poms?- Susan...
0:02:34 > 0:02:37you are a real monster now, and that means you're playing
0:02:37 > 0:02:39in the big leagues with the big boys.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I got 50 years of missed Halloweens
0:02:41 > 0:02:46all smushed up tight inside me just bursting to get out.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50This isn't just any night. It is our night, and when it finally comes...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52we got to terrify...
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Perhaps, my fiend friend...
0:02:56 > 0:03:01But for some of us, All Hallows' Eve is more trick than treat.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I was but a lad.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08My head filled with dreams of particle physics and candy.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Sweet candy.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13The future before me seemed sugar-coated. Until...!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17My swirly pop!
0:03:24 > 0:03:31From that dark day forth, Halloween was dead to me...for ever.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34You know, I kinda want to throw you in the trash right now.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Come on, guys. Like you said, it's our night, right?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41So, let's get out and have some fun.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Fun time is over, monsters!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46It's a no-go. I repeat, a no-go on Halloweens!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Yes!- What? - We got us a major situation.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53A UFO has entered our airspace over California.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56And you ain't going to believe where...
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Modesto? Why is it always Modesto?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I thought it was kinda freaky myself.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Any idea what we are facing, General?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Invasion? Abductions? Probes?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Unknown. And I hate these unknown.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12So I want you on the ground and searching Modesto
0:04:12 > 0:04:14for possible alien intruders...ASAP.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Better yet. Pronto! And let's keep this on a need-to-know basis.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Meaning - nobody needs to know! - But what about my parents?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25No, not even your parents. It's Halloween after all,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27we don't want to go around scaring folks.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Hello? Hey, get down here. They're giving away pumpkins.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40And it looks like they're going fast.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45"Free pumpkins for all humans." I'm a human. Sign me up.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Nobody does Halloween like the Murphys.- We did it again, Carl.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08SCREECHES
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Susie Q!
0:05:12 > 0:05:17- Mom! Dad!- Sweetie! - I'm so glad to see you.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Oh, honey, I can't believe you came.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24I finally managed to get a night off. So, I'm here.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28But you're always so busy saving the Earth. It's not healthy.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Yes, we were starting to think Modesto would have to get invaded
0:05:31 > 0:05:33by aliens again to see our daughter.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Stop! It's just ridiculous.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Yes, we're just here for the party, Mr and Mrs Murphy.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45If indeed that's who you actually are!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46They're clear.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50Clearly ready to throw the best Halloween party in Modesto.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55Oh, we went all out this year, hon. I included all your old favourites...
0:05:55 > 0:05:58death by chocolate fountain...
0:05:58 > 0:06:02wicked witches, candy-poison apple tree and...
0:06:02 > 0:06:08children of the candy cornfield!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Yeah, not bad, but you know...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Call me when it's real candy. You know what I'm saying?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13BOB, it is real candy.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oops... Hey, guys, since everything looks fine here,
0:06:19 > 0:06:22why don't you go out and do some trick or treating?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24You know. Check out the neighbourhood.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Of course. We'll keep an eye out...for candy.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Wait, where are we going? There is candy in here.- You coming, B?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33SCREECHES
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Just try and stay...focused.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Susan, maybe you and your mom can start peeling
0:06:40 > 0:06:42the grapes for the eyeball salad.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I've got to get to Farmer Jeb's patch.
0:06:44 > 0:06:50Not to point the finger, but... we need more pumpkins.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53No...! Sorry.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Ah, it's not safe out there. You know, kids are throwing eggs.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01You could get TPed. So, I'll go get the pumpkins.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10It's quite simple, BOB. You ring the doorbell, then repeat the following,
0:07:10 > 0:07:11"Trick or Treat."
0:07:11 > 0:07:15They offer you candy... they're most likely human.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17They offer to probe you... they're most likely not.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Wait. They give candy to us? For free! Are they crazy?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24That free candy comes with a price, BOB.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Now focus, we have a mission to attend to.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Oh, this is ridiculous.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32I've waited 50 years to scare the caramel out of these kids.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33I can't wait any longer.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Just tell them I got sick, or something.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I'll do a make-up mission later. I've got to go.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40BOB!
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Fine. I'll do it myself.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Trick or treat, trick or treat...
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hey! Happy Halloween...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55This won't hurt a bit.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59All clear.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00SHE GASPS
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Oh, my gosh, it's Shrek! Honey, bring the camera!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Say "cheese"!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Trick or treat. Trick or treat. Got it!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17All clear.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20HE ROARS
0:08:31 > 0:08:33HE ROARS
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- What?- Hey there, little genius. You're dressed like me.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Um, no. I'm dressed as the Missing Link,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44you're dressed like a fat old mermaid.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Yeah, since when does Link have a beer gut?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54(What is happening right now?)
0:08:54 > 0:08:58I believe what my colleague intended to say was, "Trick or treat".
0:08:58 > 0:09:03Oh, what an inventive costume, dear. Really quite disgusting.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06You deserve something special.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14A swirly pop? For me?
0:09:16 > 0:09:21And this time, no pimply hooligans will deprive me of my lickable loot.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Come, BOB. We have a new prime directive...candy!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Trick... Oh!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Come on, Link! This is going to be the best Halloween ever.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Look, Mommy! It's Kermit. - Ridiculous...
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Biggest one in the patch, son.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Because that's how we roll. - I'm going to call you...
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Wicked Jack.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- That's perfect, son. Now, what do you say we gut this sucker?- Yeah!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Wow, that almost looks real, hon?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Ganga-ga-gah! Boo!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11SHE SCREAMS
0:10:14 > 0:10:17You can talk?! You just...
0:10:17 > 0:10:21SPEAKS GIBBERISH
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Farmer Jeb? Hello? Jeb?
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- Hello, guys, are you there? - Susie.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Are you seeing anything?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I'm just outside of town, and there's nothing.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Not even weird old Farmer Jeb.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Same here, Sus. I think that this is just one big...
0:10:53 > 0:10:54LINK YELLS
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Link, are you all right? What happened?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Sorry, Susan. Creepy clown costume!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03But everything is simply delightful here.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04No, BOB, put it down!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07That is my butter picker. A trade is a trade.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10We'll be in touch, Susan. Over and out.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Is anybody in there?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29They're alive!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Oh, look at that. Everyone is having such fun.- What's happening?
0:11:43 > 0:11:47To think I've spent all those years pooh-poohing Halloween.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Link, I owe you an apology.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Can we, please, forget Halloween, and find these stupid...
0:11:56 > 0:11:58..pumpkins?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06If I didn't have a cockroach head myself,
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I'd be freaking out right now.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Hey, pal, you're about to get cool whipped.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Wait, I think I can reason with them.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23My mother was a tomato. I speak Projuice.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25THEY SPEAK GIBBERISH
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- What did he say? - Horrible things, about my mother...
0:12:32 > 0:12:34in a salad bar.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Whatever you're after, you won't get it here.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Let go! That is my candy!
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Link! Whatever mutated these pumpkins gave them a sweet tooth.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58It's not the children they're after! It's the candy...
0:12:58 > 0:13:02No!
0:13:02 > 0:13:07Just like us. The more candy they eat the bigger they'll get.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Until the whole world becomes their pumpkin patch.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I'm looking at you, stem head!
0:13:30 > 0:13:34No way, pumpkin thing. You're not getting one more piece of candy.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39And you're definitely not getting what's at the Murphy house.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Just right down the street, right there.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Susan! We have a problem.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Only 20 minutes till the party begins.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I get the feeling it's going to be a mad house.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03You know it, Wendy! You think we overdid it on the candy?
0:14:08 > 0:14:12You've messed with the wrong monsters, pumpkin.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Nobody steals candy on my watch.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Nobody freaks these kids out but me.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I'm thinking. Stop pressuring me.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24I hope somebody brought the nutmeg.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Halloween belongs to monsters,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31and this monster's a pumpkin crushing giant.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Apparently, you're a giant crushing pumpkin!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Well, you'll never get this candy!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Come on, guys! I can't do this alone.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03You know what? Never mind, I can.
0:15:04 > 0:15:10I can't believe I'm actually fighting a vegetable.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12No!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Technically, he's a fruit, Susan.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:33 > 0:15:38In your face, pumpkin! Get it? Oh, no, don't punch yourself.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Oh, man, this wasn't the best strategy after all.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53Or maybe...it was. If it's candy he wants, let's give it to him...
0:15:53 > 0:15:55It makes them bigger.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Bigger...and bigger...and naughtier.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Yes! Loot the lawn and shake the trees.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Kids! Get every piece of candy you can find.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Hold down the fort, children.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Look, it's Missing Link! - Do you like that?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Say hello to my little friend.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Get some!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32HE YELLS
0:16:52 > 0:16:54It's working!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56HE GIBBERS
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Yeah, let's not overdo it.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Oh, no!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Get a few more pieces! - We're all out.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15There must be some...
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Oh...
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Farewell...
0:17:24 > 0:17:27my precious.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- BOTH:- Happy Hallow...een.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Mom. Dad. Just give me a sec, OK?
0:17:48 > 0:17:53Nobody ruins a Murphy Halloween.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I'm going to say "Trick".
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- SHE WHISTLES - Oh, no!
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Elvis! I knew you were still alive.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29A swirly pop!
0:18:38 > 0:18:42So I guess you did just come into town to stop an alien invasion...
0:18:42 > 0:18:44and not to visit your parents.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48And I wish I could make it home more often, but...
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Oh, it's OK, Susie Q.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53From now on, your mom and I are just going to have to get used to...
0:18:53 > 0:18:55sharing you with the world.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I think you need to talk to those people about a raise.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Your mother is right, honey. How are the benefits?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06You know what, Dad? They're pretty awesome.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10Oh, speaking of awesome... Who wants to bob for apples?
0:19:10 > 0:19:15- You got it, Carl. Just stick your face in my body.- BOB?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19HE LAUGHS
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Boo!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Still got it!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Well done as always, monsters.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36I love the smell of mutant pumpkin guts in the evening.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Smells like...victory.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Also a little like pie.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Glad you could make it to our party, General.