0:00:46 > 0:00:48Citizens of Metro City,
0:00:48 > 0:00:53long have I waited to give you your just desserts.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Prepare to face the unbridled wrath of...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58my fantastic bargains!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00MEGAMIND LAUGHS
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Welcome, welcome, citizens of Metro City,
0:01:03 > 0:01:06to the Evil Lair Yard Sale.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09As you know, this is my first day as defender of Metro City.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Now that I'm no longer evil,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I no longer need things that do evil.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17A Terror Teddy - awesome!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Excellent choice.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Now, let the browsing commence!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Minion,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25we're going to need more petty cash.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27What's behind there, Minion?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Nothing.- Aha! I knew it.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Please, please, please - can we just keep the Spiderbot?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Minion, heroes don't drive around in creepy Spiderbots.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38SPIDERBOT WHIMPERS
0:01:38 > 0:01:40See? Now you've hurt its feelings.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Spiderbot, come here...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Pyow, pyow...- Damien, we do not play with laser guns.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Come on, Mom...
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Put it back, this instant.- Madame, he's merely expressing himself.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51DAMIEN BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:01:51 > 0:01:52MEGAMIND CHUCKLES
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Besides, it's not a laser gun, it's a dehydration...
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oops.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58..gun.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Er... Just soak her in some water - not the toilet.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- She'll be fine.- That is so cool... - Yes, er...
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Free doughnuts with every billion-dollar purchase!
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Piece of junk? This satellite death ray goes up to 900 million volts
0:02:11 > 0:02:12and has its own GPS.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Ahem. Let me handle this, Minion.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17For insurance purposes,
0:02:17 > 0:02:21I have to tell you to only use it for barbecuing, not for evil.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- I don't like barbecues. - "I don't like barbecues".
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Shall we start the bidding?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Boot Wheel of Death - sold to the soccer mom.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Can I get seven for the flame-thrower? Sold to the chef.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Excellent for creme brulee.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Do I hear ten bucks for the Disguise Generator?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Sold to the woman with the beautiful moustache. Sold to you, sir...
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Sold... Sold...
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# Sold! #
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Fantastic. The place is already looking less evil.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Sir, now that we've gotten rid of all your evil things,
0:02:52 > 0:02:54how are we going to protect Metro City?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Way ahead of you, Minion.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59MEGAMIND LAUGHS
0:02:59 > 0:03:01What are you wearing?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04My new super-secret superhero super-suit.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I designed it myself, to copy all of Metro Man's powers.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Super boots, super-strength...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13and super X-ray-laser vision.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Um...
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Yeah, I'm not sure if it's really...you.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Au contraire, filet mignon.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25This is perfect for when we go on our first patrol of the city.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27What's that?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31It's the only thing I couldn't sell - other than the death ray.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Just a box with a button on it. I don't even remember what it does.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37But it must do something. Maybe it opens a garage door?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41DEVICE BEEPS
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Whoops!- Oh, dear...
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Greetings, hero!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51You've just unleashed an unspeakable evil upon Metro City
0:03:51 > 0:03:54and you're really, really not going to like it!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56LAUGHTER
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Where did it go? - I don't know.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Bwa-ha-ha!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Unspeakable evil activated!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Sir, what was the "unspeakable evil"?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- I've had a lot of evil plans over the years...- Oh, you forgot.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- You should have catalogued them, so I wouldn't have to remember.- What?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- This is actually your fault. - My fault? How is this my fault?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Shh, I'm thinking. It could be anything.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Remember the Forget-Me Bomb? - Yes... No.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Well, what about the Encyclopaedia Bombica?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh - Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Kittens?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, they were as cute as they were deadly.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36The Destructo-saur...
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Wait, it's something beginning with "M"...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, "M"? That really narrows it down.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43ELECTRICITY HUMS
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Um...- Don't move. I think I remembered what it is.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51It's my favourite!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- It's the Mega-Megamind!- Oh, no!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I transferred my evil personality into a giant robot.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Man, I do good work.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Really terrific stuff, but we should probably turn it off.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- IN MEGAMIND'S VOICE: - White suit, white cape -
0:05:07 > 0:05:09if it isn't my old friend, Metro Man.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Ha-ha... He thinks you're Metro Man.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Well, I am defender of Metro City, now.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17This is the perfect time for me to debut my super-suit.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Er...- Activate super-strength!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Whoa...
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Whoo! Ha-ha!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Augh!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Gross! I just stepped in a pile of hero.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh! Activate super-boots.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36MEGAMIND YELPS
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Sir?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ole!
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Right, I forgot about that.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47MEGAMIND SCREAMS
0:05:47 > 0:05:49HE GROANS
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Time-out!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Oh, no!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Activate super-laser vision! - CRASH
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Ow!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Wh... Where is he?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Oh... THUD
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Sir?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Sir, are you in the invisible car?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- No.- Are you a chicken?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Get in!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Oh, we're in trouble, Minion.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28I programmed it to never stop, until it eliminated the hero.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Ew!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32It's out there, searching for me.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Where are you, hero?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Is it searching for me too?
0:06:36 > 0:06:37And your mysterious friend -
0:06:37 > 0:06:40who is dressed up as Minion, for some reason.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41MINION WHIMPERS
0:06:41 > 0:06:44But don't worry, we can live in here from now on.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46The Brainbots can bring snacks.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Sir, that is crazy.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50We're going to have to face this thing, eventually.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Did you miss what happened out there?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54The new me is an utter failure.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Well, it's clear you're no Metro man...
0:06:56 > 0:06:57I know I'm not Metro Man.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59THUD MEGAMIND GASPS
0:06:59 > 0:07:04I just mean... Maybe you should stop trying to be him and just be you?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Really?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Is that possible?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10But I sold all my evil stuff.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Well...
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Not everything. SPIDERBOT PANTS
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ah! Spiderbot!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I don't understand. I thought everything was gone.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I just couldn't part with our Spiderbot, sir.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24I was thinking, maybe we could still use him to patrol...
0:07:24 > 0:07:25heroically.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Minion, you sentimental simian, you.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Aww. THUD
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Now I just need a plan.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Wait a minute - ah, boingo!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I think you mean "bingo", sir.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39That's what I said -
0:07:39 > 0:07:40boingo!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42MEGAMIND CHUCKLES
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Anyone home? Come out, so I can squish you.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Hey, Betamax!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49MEGAMIND LAUGHS
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Ready for round two, hero?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53MEGAMIND CACKLES
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Yoo-hoo!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Are you in the mood for a slice of hero pie?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Only if it comes a la explode.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Where'd you go?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Do you feel the taunting power of my eyebrow?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18How dare you brow me!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19ROBOT GROWLS
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Ho-ho, yes!
0:08:25 > 0:08:26MEGAMIND LAUGHS
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Missed again.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35That's right, metal face - follow me to your doom.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40OK, Minion -
0:08:40 > 0:08:42ready the death ray!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Yes, sir.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44MINION GASPS
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Prepare to meet your maker -
0:08:48 > 0:08:50me.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Say bye-bye, Metro Man.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Fire, Minion!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Minion, fire!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Slight problem here, sir. - Slight problem? How slight?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Er, your super-suit smashed the death ray controls.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09ROBOT LAUGHS
0:09:09 > 0:09:11What the...? Impossible!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14(Minion, find the remote!)
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Oh, right. You know, we should really mark these.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Do you remember what it looked like?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22No, I don't remember what it looked like. Try the...
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Well, it's not that one.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- ROCK MUSIC PLAYS - Minion, turn it off!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Aha! Peekaboo!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Oh...
0:09:31 > 0:09:33You can crawl, but you can't hide.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34What about this one?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36KARAOKE RECORDING PLAYS
0:09:36 > 0:09:38No, no. Ew.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Talk about a crushing defeat!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42The old evil me is so annoying.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- CRACKLE - Ow!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Hurry, Minion!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Whoa...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I can't keep this up.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52ROBOT GROWLS
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Minion, what are you doing?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Aha! I've got it, sir.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02DEVICE POWERS UP
0:10:04 > 0:10:07OK, Minion. On my Marco.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I hate spiders.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Marco!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Polo!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Oh, no!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21MEGAMIND LAUGHS
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Goodbye, old me.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33We did it, we did it!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Yes, we did, Minion.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Now, let's go get the rest of our evil stuff back.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40SPIDERBOT PANTS
0:10:42 > 0:10:44LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:44 > 0:10:46KIDS WHOOP AND CHEER
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- No more school!- We're free!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- No parents!- Freedom!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Booger! - HE CHUCKLES
0:10:53 > 0:10:57With our parents dehydrated, we can rule Metro City!
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Yes!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00MUSIC STOPS ALL GASP
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Not today - or any other day,
0:11:02 > 0:11:05my sugar-fuelled friend.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Oh, my goodness.- I'll take that, thank you very much.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I'd normally cart your heinies downtown,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13but I have a feeling your parents will offer you
0:11:13 > 0:11:16a far more severe punishment.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19A glass of water, Minion, if you please.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20KIDS GASP
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- SLOW MOTION:- No!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Well, sir, the weapons of justice are back where they belong.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Let's just hope the city is ready for me.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'd say it is, sir.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Look!
0:11:36 > 0:11:37They made me my own signal.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Us - they made us our own signal.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42MINION SOBS
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Pull yourself together, Minion!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Now, make a note - it needs to be a lot bigger.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Yes, sir.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Let's go patrol - heroically.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51BOTH: Yay!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57ENGINE ROARS
0:11:57 > 0:11:58MEGAMIND LAUGHS
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Oh, what fun!