Monsters vs Aliens: Night of the Living Carrots

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0:00:32 > 0:00:34Greetings, fellow Halloweeners.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36HE CHUCKLES

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I just said WIENERS!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41'Bob!'

0:00:41 > 0:00:43HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- IN SENSIBLE VOICE: - I just said wieners.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Tonight's story is a tale so scary,

0:00:49 > 0:00:52so horrifying, so shocking,

0:00:52 > 0:00:56so, so, so full of vegetables...

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- 'Bob, stick to the script!' - Oh, right.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03It all started with a spooky spaceship, mutant pumpkins

0:01:03 > 0:01:05and monsters saving the day.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09But that was only the beginning.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12So, sit back and get ready for a story that is guaranteed to

0:01:12 > 0:01:15give you nightmares.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16MWAH HAH-HAH-HAH.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18MWAH HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21OK, wrap it up.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22- QUIETLY:- Moo-hah-hah.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Come on, kids. Time for the costume contest.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34The winner gets their weight in candy.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35ZOMBIE CARROTS GROWL

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Avast, ye scallywags. That booty shall be mine!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41GATE SQUEAKS

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Hm...

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- ZOMBIE CARROT:- Ugh. Oh. OW!

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Now it's booty time! AARGH!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Ay!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Ah!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Argh!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Ah, me timbers been shivered.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02ZOMBIE CARROT MOANS

0:02:04 > 0:02:06ZOMBIE CARROT GROANS

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Come on, Bob. That candy was for the contest.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13But it all tastes so good.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16ZOMBIE CARROT CHATTERS

0:02:17 > 0:02:20GATE SLAMS IN THE WIND

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Hello?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25ZOMBIE CARROT GROANS

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Who's there? I've got a Nutter Buddy Butter Bar

0:02:28 > 0:02:30and I'm not afraid to use it.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31ZOMBIE CARROT SCREAMS

0:02:31 > 0:02:32CARROT!

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Oh. Whoa, kid. That is one scary costume.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Huh?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44For a minute there, I thought you were a real carrot.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46And carrots really creep me out.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Like that! That was creepy.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54You are a shoo-in to win that costume contest.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Kids today and their papier-mache!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Mm... Hello...

0:03:02 > 0:03:03SCREAMING

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Mr Murphy?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09That carrot made Carl a zombie!

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Creepy carrot! Danger, danger! It's alive, it's a living carrot.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17I know, right. I totally freaked out the same way.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Kid, you are killing with that costume!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22LASER BLASTS

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Get out of here! - Doc, how could you do this?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26ZOMBIE CARL GROWLS

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- He was just a...- Mutant, zombie carrot.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- It must have been contaminated by one of the alien pumpkins.- No!

0:03:34 > 0:03:38And apparently, the curse can be broken by eliminating

0:03:38 > 0:03:40the infected carrot.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43And that one carrot would have infected our brains

0:03:43 > 0:03:48and transformed us all into slack-jawed, walking vegetables.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Doc...

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Kind of like that. - ZOMBIE GROANS

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Everyone run!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Oh, man. I don't want to be a zombie!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58What are we going to do?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Well, we definitely know that we shouldn't blast them

0:04:01 > 0:04:02with this scanner.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05WHOA! I definitely just blasted you with this scanner.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- I love this thing! - Back. Stay back!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Bob!- Thank me later.- No!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Bang! Bang, bang, bang!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Doc, We're completely surrounded. - No, we're not.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Now we're completely surrounded.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Hoo-rah!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24It's Monger.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Lock and load, cowboys. The cavalry has arrived.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ow!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Nobody told me they could leap.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Quickly now! Create a barricade.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- VERY QUICKLY:- There's a jet-packing zombie general

0:04:39 > 0:04:42with an army of carrots out there... The more that I shoot them,

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- there's more of them and I don't like carrots...- Bob, calm down.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Talk slowly.

0:04:47 > 0:04:53- VERY SLOWLY:- Zombie general, army of carrots.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Bob, just get the back door.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I'm on it.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Where do you want it?- Oh, dear.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02ZOMBIE CARROTS GROAN

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, give me that!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Whoa! Oh-oh-oh.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Well, well. If it ain't the gruesome twosome.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Now, go on. Get out and stay out.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Hm. Hey, Link.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Ah! Bob, time to go.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29ZOMBIE LINK MOANS

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I forgot the pickle.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36HE PANTS

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Phew!

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Agh!- Cotton candy, bubble gum. Go, team, go and beat those bums!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Yeah! Wah! Whoo! All right!

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Bob, focus. Zombie problem.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56HE GASPS

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Oh, no. Bob! I can already see it.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02The vacant lifeless expression.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04They've already infected your brain.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07But hear this, zombies.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11You may take my brain, but you will never take my dignity!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16CUSHION WHEEZES

0:06:16 > 0:06:18CUSHION BLARTS

0:06:18 > 0:06:21CUSHION POOTS

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Come on, pull yourself together.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27I know this is scary, but we're going to get through this.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29And when we do...

0:06:29 > 0:06:33here is my number. (Call me!)

0:06:33 > 0:06:38Of course! Bob, how can a zombie infect your brain when

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- you don't even have one to infect? - BOB LAUGHS

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- What?- Bob, you're immune!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46ZOMBIE CARROT!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48AGH!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hold still, Doc. I'll get it.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54And if you're immune, you can save us all.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01There's only one way to stop the zombies and save your friends.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02You must eat all...

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- HE MUMBLES:- ..of the carrots. - What was that last part?

0:07:05 > 0:07:08You must eat all the carrots.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11No-o-o-o-o!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Don't cry, little monster.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Uncle Monger's got enough carrot puree to feed you your entire life.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Jerry.- Sir.- Bring over the feed hose, ASAP. The boy's hungry!

0:07:21 > 0:07:24HE WAILS

0:07:24 > 0:07:25Bleurgh.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27SMASHING

0:07:27 > 0:07:29ZOMBIES GROAN

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Eat the carrots. Save your friends. Eat the carrots. Save your friends.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41You know what, it's easier if I just make new friends.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Here are four new friends already!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Quick, to the rooftop where we'll get a great view

0:07:46 > 0:07:49of our new future together.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Eat the carrots, save your friends!

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Excuse me, son. That's my girl.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Not this time, Amigo!

0:08:28 > 0:08:32BLEURGH! I can't do it. Oh, yes, I can.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34You guys are going down.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37BOB IMITATES KARATE

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Right down into my belly.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Because I'm going to eat you.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43HE CHOMPS

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Uh-oh!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58CARROTS SQUEAL

0:09:04 > 0:09:09I did it. I ate all my VEGETABLES!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12And now it's time for dessert.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18What! But I ate all the carrots. The curse should be broken.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Why you guys still zombies?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29I ate every single carrot!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32CARROT CHATTERS

0:09:32 > 0:09:33You.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35You. Pah!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39BOB SCREAMS

0:09:41 > 0:09:43CARROT CHUCKLES

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Come on, guys. I only missed one carrot.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52HE SOBS

0:09:54 > 0:09:56HE GASPS

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Hey, that's MY Nutter Buddy Butter Bar.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05You wouldn't dare.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09You just crossed the line.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11HE SCREAMS

0:10:11 > 0:10:14WHOA!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16BOB BARKS LIKE A SEAL

0:10:17 > 0:10:19CARROT SCREAMS

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Wow! Chocolate covered carrot.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Still disgusting!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26ZOMBIES GROAN

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Whoa!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Well done, Bob. You broke the curse.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- You, guys. It worked. - I knew you could do it!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Not so hard. Really full. - HIS TUMMY GURGLES

0:10:38 > 0:10:40HE BELCHES

0:10:42 > 0:10:44And so there you have it.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I saved the day because those silly little carrots

0:10:46 > 0:10:48had absolutely no effect on me.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Unlike you, right bubbles.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53So, remember, kids -

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Eat your veggies or they just might eat you.