0:00:28 > 0:00:30I love Christmas.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33The tree, the lights, even the shopping.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36And this Christmas was all about new beginnings.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37I was starting a new job
0:00:37 > 0:00:39at a new school
0:00:39 > 0:00:41and having my very first baby.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Well, that's what Christmas is all about.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Family.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48The only problem was, I didn't get on with my family.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Especially my twin brother Roderick.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54But I wasn't going to let that spoil things.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56No.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Hi!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59No, I just had a feeling...
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Want to put this on the tree? - ..this was going to be
0:01:02 > 0:01:04the best Christmas ever.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Higher. And back. No...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Ooh! Ohh!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- Are you all right? - Yeah. I'm just a bit stuck.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- I love Christmas. - Yeah.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I'm glad that we're here and I'm glad that we've moved away.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Yeah.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20What was the Headmistress like?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24She seemed good. Seemed like she really knew what she was doing.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Did you meet anybody else there? - No, she didn't want me to.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32No, from what she said, the staff are fantastic.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Sounds like the perfect school.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35CHILDREN SHOUT ROWDILY
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Argh! Argh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Yargh!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Mrs Bevan?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Mr Lambert. Supply teacher.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Mr Lambert.- Lambert.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Oh, I'm so pleased to see you
0:01:50 > 0:01:51and so grateful.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53This is what it's like
0:01:53 > 0:01:55when you have a baby.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Whoa!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59CHEERING
0:01:59 > 0:02:00And our last teacher, Mr Maddens,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02he had to go to America,
0:02:02 > 0:02:03so we lost him unfortunately,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05but you're going to love Mr Poppy.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Mr Whippy Poo!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11CHILDREN LAUGH
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Enthusiastic, energetic.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- Ready?- Yes.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Fire!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Ohh!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Don't throw the eggs.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Everybody, give your eggs to me.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29SCREAMS
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Um...
0:02:36 > 0:02:37So your class is just down here.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40They're great kids. They're lively, feisty.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42BREAKS WIND CHEERING
0:02:42 > 0:02:44What do you think? Yes!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49CHILDREN BREAK WIND
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Who put you up to this?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52CHILDREN: Mr Poppy.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Mr Poppy! BREAKING WIND
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Good morning, boys and girls.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07ALL: Good morning, Mr Shakespeare.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Who will win a Song For Christmas?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11This Christmas, Coventry's own Oakmoor School
0:03:11 > 0:03:13will be shining a light on our city
0:03:13 > 0:03:18at the prestigious A Song for Christmas Contest.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21A Song For Christmas is open to any school soloist or Glee Club
0:03:21 > 0:03:23up to the age of 18.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- I'm only six. - We tick the box.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27IMITATES SOUND OF BOXES BEING TICKED
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Now, it's taking place at Llawen Castle in Wales.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37The competition will be hosted by singing sensation...
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Angel Matthews.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I love Angel Matthews.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43She's the one that sung... HUMS
0:03:43 > 0:03:47And competing alongside Oakmoor School will be St Cuthbert's Choir
0:03:47 > 0:03:48and they're from London
0:03:48 > 0:03:52and they're led by a renowned conductor, Roderick Peterson.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Never heard of him. - He's a sensational young talent
0:03:55 > 0:03:58and, um, he's going to have a top-notch choir,
0:03:58 > 0:03:59so we've really got to come up with it, OK?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01The winning song will win...
0:04:01 > 0:04:05£10,000! OTHERS: WOW!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09And could even become a Christmas No.1.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10GRUNTS HAPPILY
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Final closing date for entries...
0:04:13 > 0:04:14is tomorrow.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Right, OK, my little mystic monkeys, I want you to go through the school,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21tell everyone we are holding secret Song for Christmas auditions.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24And if anybody comes up to you and asks you,
0:04:24 > 0:04:27you need to say... "What Song for Christmas?"
0:04:27 > 0:04:29What Song for Christmas?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Yes!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34MUSIC: Jingle Bells sung by the Puppini Sisters
0:04:38 > 0:04:42# Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
0:04:42 > 0:04:44# Oh, what fun it is to ride
0:04:44 > 0:04:48# In a one-horse open
0:04:48 > 0:04:50# Sleigh
0:04:50 > 0:04:52# Sleigh, hey! #
0:04:52 > 0:04:55# We're going to win A Song for Christmas
0:04:55 > 0:04:57# Because it's Christmas and it's snowing outside
0:04:57 > 0:04:59# It is cold
0:04:59 > 0:05:00# But I don't care
0:05:00 > 0:05:03# Because we're wrapped up, even warmer inside. #
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- You're going to go through to boot camp!- Yay!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- # Christmas is here...- # Yeah!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- # Christmas is here - A-ha.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12# Christmas is the time to cheer
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- What is it? - # Christmas is here
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- It's here? - # Yeah, Christmas is here
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Really? - # Christmas is a time to cheer. #
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Anything else?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Is that it? Are you all out? Are you spent?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Oh...
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Fantastic!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40# I had a little turtle
0:05:40 > 0:05:42# His name was Tiny Tim
0:05:42 > 0:05:46# I put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. #
0:05:46 > 0:05:48BUZZER RESOUNDS
0:05:48 > 0:05:49We love Christmas
0:05:49 > 0:05:50We love C-C-C-Christmas.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53P-P-Presents, p-p-pudding
0:05:53 > 0:05:55And also pulling, pulling p-p-p...
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Pulling crackers
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Crackers, c-c-crackers
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Everyone start to join in now.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02# They tried to make me go to rehab
0:06:02 > 0:06:06# And I said no, no, no... #
0:06:07 > 0:06:10# Sparkle and shine
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- # Planets gather round...- #
0:06:14 > 0:06:15I am the angel
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I come from heaven and...MUMBLES
0:06:18 > 0:06:20And...and I've gone to Devon
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Every day I...MUMBLES and I sing a song at Christmas
0:06:23 > 0:06:25MUMBLES ..everything I...
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I don't care if you know my name
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I will sing a song for you
0:06:32 > 0:06:33I don't care
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I don't know how to say hello
0:06:35 > 0:06:37And I'm made of yellow.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Good morning, boys and girls.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Good morning, Mrs Bevan.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, you're all looking very sparkly today, aren't you,
0:06:48 > 0:06:49on this lovely sunny morning.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53And that's because we're on the countdown to...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55ALL: Christmas!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Now, some of you are very excited about a competition
0:06:58 > 0:07:01that I've heard about that's happening in Wales.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Well, children, I have to tell you
0:07:03 > 0:07:05that St Bernadette's will not be going.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08CHILDREN: Ohhh!
0:07:08 > 0:07:13The thing is, we simply don't have the money, the talent or the time.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15But to make up for it,
0:07:15 > 0:07:21we are going on a special visit to see Father Christmas.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Isn't that exciting? - SILENCE
0:07:26 > 0:07:29MUSIC: Away In A Manger
0:07:29 > 0:07:32# Away in a manger... #
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- THUD! - Oh, my goodness me.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Please tell me this is a joke, Auntie Pat.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37What do you mean?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- "You're not going to the Song for Christmas."- Well, you're not.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Well, I've already been doing auditions for the children, OK?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Desmond, not again.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You promised me you wouldn't do anything
0:07:48 > 0:07:50unless we spoke about it first.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Please, come and sit down.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53I didn't want to have to do this, Auntie Pat,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56but I would like to speak to your supervisor, please.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- What? - Yes.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Like to speak to your...manager.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02- Get them in. - Desmond!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Do you understand that you're only here because...
0:08:05 > 0:08:06- QUIETLY: - ..You are my nephew?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10You're not even a qualified teacher. You can barely read and write!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12So if we find a proper teacher, we can go, right?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14SCOFFS
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Every time I find anybody,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17you do something so appalling that they leave.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19It is not happening.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Do you understand that? N-O, no, Desmond.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Right, you are not my best friend, Auntie Pat. All right?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28And you are not in my team any more.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31As of this day I am freezing you out.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Plaaa!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46# We three Kings of Orient are
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# Bearing gifts, we traverse afar
0:08:49 > 0:08:53# Field and fountain, moor and mountain
0:08:53 > 0:08:55# Following yonder star. #
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, lovely finish. Just love it.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I can see the star. I think maybe you're a star.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04# The stars in the bright sky
0:09:04 > 0:09:07# Look down where he lay... #
0:09:07 > 0:09:10This is a national competition.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13This is the gateway to stardom!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15# God rest ye merry gentlemen
0:09:15 > 0:09:17# Let nothing you dismay
0:09:17 > 0:09:21# For Jesus Christ our Saviour was born on Christmas Day
0:09:21 > 0:09:24# To save us all from Satan's power
0:09:24 > 0:09:25# When we were gone astray... #
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- There it is. - # Oh tidings of... #
0:09:27 > 0:09:28That's Christmas for you.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33# Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... #
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Go and sit down!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38# With th'angelic host proclaim
0:09:38 > 0:09:43# Christ is born in Bethlehem
0:09:43 > 0:09:47# Hark! the herald angels sing
0:09:47 > 0:09:53# Glory to the newborn King. #
0:09:53 > 0:09:56# O Christmas tree O Christmas tree
0:09:56 > 0:10:00# Thy leaves are so unchanging. #
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Nice try, Ravi.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07OK.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Mrs Bevan has done a complete freak-out on me.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11She pulled the plug.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- She's just... - IMITATES BREAKING WIND
0:10:14 > 0:10:16..on everything.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Teachers are losers.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yeah, teachers are losers and what are we?
0:10:21 > 0:10:22QUIETLY: Winners.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Well, that's a bit rubbish.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26We've got to turn it round.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28We've got to do something.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30We're going to turn it round big-time.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32We're going to turn it round big-time.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Do we need a teacher?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35No!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Do we believe in this class?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Yes!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Who believes we can win Song For Christmas?
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Me!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Who wants to go and see Father Christmas?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Me!- Well, come on, then.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53# Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away
0:10:53 > 0:10:57# Michael Finlay lost his willy on the motorway, hey!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59# Jingle bells, jingle bells... #
0:10:59 > 0:11:00'Scuse me, can I help you?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Yeah, I'm just here to see Mrs Bevan.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Yeah, what about? - I'm Donald Peterson.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05I'm the new Class Seven teacher.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Hello.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I actually can't understand what you're saying.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10IMITATES SCOTTISH ACCENT
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Um, what's your name, sorry? - "What's your name, sorry?"
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Right. I tell you what I'm going to do.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I tell you what I'm going to do.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21- OK.- I'm going to count to ten
0:11:21 > 0:11:23and if you're not out of that gate,
0:11:23 > 0:11:27we are going to freak you right out and take you down.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Sorry, is that a threat?
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Ten!
0:11:29 > 0:11:30- CHILDREN:- Nine,
0:11:30 > 0:11:32eight, seven,
0:11:32 > 0:11:33- six... - OK, everyone.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35..five, four,
0:11:35 > 0:11:37three, two,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- one. - Charge him!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Oh, no, I've got to see the head teacher.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45This is not funny. This is...
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Take him down!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47I've got a letter.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Mr Poppy! Stop it!
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Stop it!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Was that man in charge of a class?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Not in charge, no, no, no, no.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55We wouldn't put him in charge.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57He's an assistant.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- That man is a Classroom Assistant? - That's right.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Does that not worry you?- Well, yes, and that's why we need you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08We need discipline and focus and you're the man to give it to us.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10If you can work with him till Christmas,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I'll make you headmaster in January.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13- You can't do that.- I will.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19# Jingle, merry, merry, merry, merry elves
0:12:19 > 0:12:21# We've got many, many, many bells
0:12:21 > 0:12:23# We're in the workshop all by ourselves... #
0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's Mr Shakespeare.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# Santa's little helpers, Santa's little elves
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# We think of you and not ourselves
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# We've got our toys lined up on our shelves
0:12:31 > 0:12:33# Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
0:12:33 > 0:12:35# Elf Olaf is a guiding star
0:12:35 > 0:12:37# He's the greatest elf by far
0:12:37 > 0:12:40# You'll get a laptop, you'll get a car
0:12:40 > 0:12:42# Merry, merry elfin Christmas
0:12:42 > 0:12:46# Shake your bells if you love elves Shake your bells if you love elves
0:12:46 > 0:12:48# Shake your bells if you love elves
0:12:48 > 0:12:50# Merry, merry elfin Christmas. #
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Well done, everyone, absolutely marvellous.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Hello, Mr Poppy. How wonderful to see you.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Hello, boys and girls.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Well, we're here practising for our Song for Christmas
0:13:04 > 0:13:06and I think we did very well. Don't you?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08CHILDREN: Yes, Mr Shakespeare.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11We're going to be going to Song for Christmas.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- You are? Oh, really? - Yes, really.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16This is a national, national competition.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Yeah, and we're going to win it.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21But this is like Saturday night television live.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Yeah, I know, and we're going to be on it.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24We're going to be on it and win it.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- We're going to be on it and win it.- You're not, we are.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28- We're going to win. - We are.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Right, who's going to win it? - We are!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I feel sorry for you, I really do.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Not only are you poor and thick,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38you're actually taught, allegedly, by this man here.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Excuse me. - No, no...
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Jess, stand there. - We need to see Father Christmas.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Come on, kids. - No.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Thou shalt not pass.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Don't be so ridiculous. Please.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Don't you shout at me.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- How dare you! - You...
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- Ha! - Rip my ears off,
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- I'll rip your head off! - Argh!
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Stupid man!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Rip my head off?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Agh!
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Right.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Let's go. Let's just go. Licking my face. It's hideous.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Come on, children. Stay away from him, please.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Father Christmas, we've come to you because you are our only hope.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Oh.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16We need you to help us grant our Christmas wish.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19We're having a nightmare, to be honest, aren't we, kids?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21We really want to go to Song For Christmas
0:14:21 > 0:14:22but, like, Auntie Pat won't let us
0:14:22 > 0:14:24because she's saying I'm not a proper teacher
0:14:24 > 0:14:27and saying we haven't the money to get a bus to get there.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30But it's at this castle in Wales and you can win, like, £10,000.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Christmas number one, Christmas album.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Everything will be sweet. We've got to make it happen.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Nobody believes in us any more, Santa.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Well, we're not very good singers.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Yes, you are. We are.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- No, we're not. - Santa, nobody likes us any more.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Please help us win the Song for Christmas.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50I will try and make that wish come true.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52I will do that, Mr Poppy.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Close your eyes and wish.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I think that's a very good wish, that is.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03With all that effort, I think we might be able to get there.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05CHILDREN: Thank you.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Now, listen up, guys, OK?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Do not mention Song for Christmas.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21CHILDREN: What Song for Christmas?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23All for one and one for all!
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Mr Poppy.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32MAKES FLYING NOISES
0:15:36 > 0:15:38MAKES LANDING NOISES
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- OK?- Mm-hm.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44I feel like I've got an apology to make.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I'm really sorry about what happened.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48It was basically a dare that got out of hand.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- It was a dare?- Mm.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Who dared you?- One of the children basically dared me
0:15:53 > 0:15:56and I don't know if you know about dares but you've got to do the dare.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58If you don't do the dare it turns into a double dare,
0:15:58 > 0:15:59then triple, quadruple,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01and the last time that happened, we lost a child.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Right. - Just so you know,
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I've been with this class now for a couple of years.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- No, I understand that. - You know, we're not really a class,
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- we're like a family.- Sure.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I'm like the dad of the family, they're like my children.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15We're willing to let you audition for role of Mum.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17OK, that's not how it's going to work.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20What we're going to do now is we're going to get the kids' coats off.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21You're going to hang your parka up,
0:16:21 > 0:16:24we're all going to come in here and get to know each other. How's that?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26MAKES FLYING NOISES
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Hello, what's your name? - Sam.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Do you want to slip your hat off? - Sorry, this is a lucky hat.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46You can't take that off.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48She wears that in the bath, for dinner, in lessons.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Mr Poppy, Mr Poppy, shh, shh.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Sam.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- GASPS - Whoa, she's betrayed the hat.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57It's just a hat, guys.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00OK, boys and girls, lovely to meet you all.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05My name is Mr Peterson and now I've got to get to know all of you.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07What's this class been working on?
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Yes.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yeah, we've been doing a song, writing for Song for Christmas.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13OTHERS: What Song for Christmas?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- What? - What Song for Christmas?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- What Song for Christmas? - What did you blurt that out for?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- What is that? - It's a national competition.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23All the schools are entering it. It's nationwide.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26The only thing is, you've got to sign this to enter us
0:17:26 > 0:17:30because we need a proper teacher with a PGCD, whatever you've got.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32So if you put your teacher's e-mail there, signature,
0:17:32 > 0:17:34we can get that in the post.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Why has no teacher signed this already?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Because Mrs Bevan doesn't want us to go.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Mr Poppy, if Mrs Bevan has said no, then...
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- It's not far. It's just Wales. - Wales?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Yeah, it's great. There's a castle. It's in a castle.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Look, it's my first day here. I can't be signing forms,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51allowing you to take a class of children to Wales
0:17:51 > 0:17:52when the Head Teacher said no.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- It'll put the school back on the map.- It'll put me out of a job.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57No, it won't. Please, Mr Peterson.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01If you put your name on there, then you're in the team.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05WHISPERS: The family.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15This is something you all want to do? ALL: Yes!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17You got much to say about it?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Do you want to do it?
0:18:19 > 0:18:23That's Tommy and he has not spoken since his dad left the home.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27But he can sing. He's got the most amazing singing voice in the world.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32What's the song like?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Yes!
0:18:33 > 0:18:38Mr Peterson, I give you St Bernadette's!
0:18:38 > 0:18:42# Christmas tinsel and jingle bells
0:18:42 > 0:18:44# Presents beneath the tree
0:18:44 > 0:18:46# Ho, ho, ho, ho
0:18:46 > 0:18:49# Father Christmas and his little elves
0:18:49 > 0:18:53# Making stuff for you and stuff for me
0:18:53 > 0:18:56# You want your big Christmas Day
0:18:56 > 0:19:00# You want your Santa and sleigh
0:19:00 > 0:19:05# Don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay
0:19:05 > 0:19:08# He was born in the hay
0:19:08 > 0:19:10# Danger danger in the manger
0:19:10 > 0:19:12# Don't give baby to a stranger
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# Nasty Herod on his way, hide the baby in the hay
0:19:15 > 0:19:18# Don't be a sheep, just be a King
0:19:18 > 0:19:19# King, King, King. #
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Very good.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Look, I thought you were all great
0:19:26 > 0:19:29and I think it's really exciting that you've got this singing club
0:19:29 > 0:19:32and it's great to see you doing your stuff
0:19:32 > 0:19:33but, um...
0:19:33 > 0:19:38What Mr Peterson is trying to say is it's good but we need a gimmick.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- Anyone got any ideas? - That's not...
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Have smoke coming up from the stage. Baby Jesus could come up.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Yeah, we can get a baby.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46OTHERS: Yes.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Who's got a baby?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Nobody's bringing any baby brothers
0:19:50 > 0:19:53or sisters or nephews or nieces into school.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54I think what Mr Peterson is trying to say
0:19:54 > 0:19:57is tomorrow what we should be doing is a show and tell
0:19:57 > 0:19:59where you each bring your baby brothers and sisters in.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03That's very much the opposite of what Mr Peterson is trying to say.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Tomorrow we'll be in class. We'll be doing some maths, some literacy.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08This is all great and it's very good fun.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10And some of you are very talented. MOUTHS
0:20:10 > 0:20:14But there is no bringing babies to school tomorrow. Is that understood?
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Oh, excuse me! That is my private cupboard, thank you.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Who's that man?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31That's Mr Maddens.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- And he's...? - He used to be a teacher here.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36- Ah.- Yeah.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Right.- And you could take a few tips from him, if you like,
0:20:39 > 0:20:41because he's the sort of man
0:20:41 > 0:20:44that would have been up for babies being in plays
0:20:44 > 0:20:46and he's the sort of man that would have built the costumes
0:20:46 > 0:20:47and created the thing.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Desmond, you do know there's no way we can enter this competition?
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- What do you mean?- Stop raising the kids' expectations
0:20:54 > 0:20:55that they're going to win prizes
0:20:55 > 0:20:57and be the Christmas number one. It's not fair.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Excuse me, Mr Peterson,
0:20:59 > 0:21:04but maybe you should take a good, hard look at this man.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Look in his eyes.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09He was the greatest teacher we ever had.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Right.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Well, he's not here any more, is he?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14No. He abandoned us.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Like you'll probably abandon us in a couple of weeks' time
0:21:16 > 0:21:19when you decide that we're not good enough for you.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Mr Poppy, I'm here for the long haul.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I'm here to make these kids' lives better.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Mm.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Do you fancy maybe going for a sausage sizzler at the park?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- We always used to do that. - Oh, I've got to get back.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32My wife's quite pregnant.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I should really shoot home.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37But maybe another night, yeah.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38I'd really like that.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39OK.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41OK? We good?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Are we agreed?
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Yep.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46See you in the morning.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:21:57 > 0:21:58- Oh, Mr Peterson. - Oh, hi, Lucy.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh, hello. Hi, Donald.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- How are you settling in? - Not bad. Yeah.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Good. It's great news about the...
0:22:06 > 0:22:07the Song For Christmas.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh. You know about that?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Oh, Mr Poppy's told me.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Right. Well, I'm afraid I had to put a stop to it.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I thought there were baby auditions this morning.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19No, no, we cancelled them.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Really? - Didn't we?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Did you? - Did we?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26MUSIC: Jingle Bells sung by Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters
0:22:26 > 0:22:28BABIES CRY
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Has he got any special skills?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33BABY BREAKS WIND
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Brilliant! Brilliant!
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Is he any good on a skateboard?
0:22:37 > 0:22:40No, no, no. No, no. You're not putting a baby on a skateboard.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44And then maybe a little...
0:22:44 > 0:22:45And then jump off...
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- WHISTLES - And into the crib.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Would you mind maybe if we were to put a little beard on her?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52No.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54What about me covering the baby in meat?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Why would baby Jesus be covered in meat?
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Well, Lady Gaga covers herself in meat.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59She wasn't the son of God.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00BABY SQUEALS
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Has she got any tricks, little party pieces?
0:23:04 > 0:23:05We can train the babies up.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06You can't train babies.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08We can send the baby to boot camp.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09We're not going to this competition.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12We're going to go to the competition and win it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13HUMS TO DANCE STEPS
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Yeah!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23HUMS DANCE MOVES
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Ah!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Does he know the way to Wales? - Know your way to Wales?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33I think he said yes.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37He's just a bit tired.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42# ..open sleigh. #
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Absolutely unbelievable!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48At last. Where've you been?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I think he's actually certifiably insane.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I mean, he dresses like a lunatic.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55And the nonsense that comes out of his mouth.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58This competition... Today, 25 babies show up.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00We're not going to Song For Christmas,
0:24:00 > 0:24:02like I've said 250 times already.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03"No, you haven't." Yes, I have.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05"You never told me." Yes, I did.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07"You promised." I never promised.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Don.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10You're just insane!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Things are about to get worse. - KNOCK
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- How can they possibly... Who's that?- It's your father.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16What?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18He phoned a couple of hours ago.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20He wants to come and spend Christmas with us.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- He can't come here. - Well, he is.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23- For Christmas? - Yes.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Why is he coming here? KNOCKING
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Go and answer the door.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29I don't want him shouting at us.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31WHISPERS: Answer it!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- At last! - Hi, Dad.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36What did you think I was? A bunch of carol singers?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- Hold on. Madge, Madge... - Nice surprise.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42I thought you knew. Yes.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44For the next two weeks, I'll be away.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46That's right. Absolutely everything.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Just cancel the lot.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49That's it. Good. Thank you.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Just one minute. Donald.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Coat.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Thank you.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Hi, Dad. - Thank you very much. Thank you.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Well, I have had the journey from hell.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Oh, sorry to hear that.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Sit, Donald.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10So, new house.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11New town. New job.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I'm not going to beat about the bush.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Your job, a primary school teacher, is leading you nowhere.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21How much a year do you get paid?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24This job isn't about the money. That's not...
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Everything is about the money, Donald.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Do you know what your brother has gone on to do?
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Oh, I know...
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Are you aware, frankly, of what that boy has achieved already?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35And what he's going to achieve.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Your brother is going to be on TV tomorrow night
0:25:38 > 0:25:39in A Song For Christmas.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- A Song For Christmas? - Yes.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42A competition.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Which he undoubtedly will win.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49Roderick's choir is the best in the country.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51I've actually never said this to anybody
0:25:51 > 0:25:53but when I looked at you both in that cot,
0:25:53 > 0:25:56when you were both born, I could see this little halo above you
0:25:56 > 0:25:58and I thought to myself, "You're going to be the one.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01"You're going to be the one to take on the mantle.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02"The Peterson mantle.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04"And go on and achieve."
0:26:04 > 0:26:07And somehow a cloud came over you.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10And it shone on the other child.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12And that child took off.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I'm very proud of your brother. I really am.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16I make no bones of it.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I am disappointed in you.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20And have been for quite some time.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Roderick this, Roderick that.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24"Isn't Roderick amazing?
0:26:24 > 0:26:25"Look at his amazing job."
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Look at this.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Everyone says we look alike.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I don't think we look at all like each other.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32No, I don't think you look like each other either.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I'm certainly not entering that competition now.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I'm really sorry to call you here so early
0:26:42 > 0:26:44but Operation Song For Christmas is underway.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47The most important thing is the guys staying behind to cover...
0:26:47 > 0:26:49you've got to make sure that Mrs Bevan
0:26:49 > 0:26:51thinks the lessons are still running.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53All for one and one for all!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Operation Song For Christmas is go!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- Go, go! - CHEERING
0:27:04 > 0:27:07HORN TOOTS
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Mr Poppy? - Come on, jump aboard.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- What's this? - We've got to go,
0:27:19 > 0:27:22otherwise Mrs Bevan'll turn up and we won't get away.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- I told you, we are not going to Wales.- Get on the bus!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28No, no! Back in the school. Get back in the school right now.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30You need to calm down, Mr Peterson.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33It's not just you you're affecting, it's the baby.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- I... - Come on!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Mr Poppy...
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Agh!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Right, come on. Back inside, come on.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Back inside the school.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Mr Peterson, this is for your own good.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- Bundle! - SHOUTING
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Mr Poppy!
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Scream if you want to go faster!
0:27:57 > 0:27:59ALL SCREAM
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Mr Poppy, stop this bus!
0:28:02 > 0:28:04# Warming up, warming up, warming up
0:28:04 > 0:28:06# Warming up, warming up, warming up, warming up
0:28:06 > 0:28:08# We're warming up our voices. #
0:28:08 > 0:28:13OK, everyone, let's go and win A Song For Christmas!
0:28:13 > 0:28:14CHEERING
0:28:14 > 0:28:17MUSIC: Jingle Bells sung by The Puppini Sisters
0:28:20 > 0:28:21On the bus, on the bus, on the bus.
0:28:21 > 0:28:25# ..open sleigh
0:28:25 > 0:28:27# Sleigh, hey! '
0:28:27 > 0:28:29KNOCKS
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Come in.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Oh, morning, Ryan. Morning, Keith.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Thank you very much.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37So... What is this?
0:28:37 > 0:28:39- Full attendance. - Full... Excellent.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Thank you very much, Alistair,
0:28:41 > 0:28:43- and...- William.
0:28:43 > 0:28:44- Keith.- Mason.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46William and Mason.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Thank you. Shut the door.
0:28:50 > 0:28:51Now...
0:28:51 > 0:28:54- K, you can release him now. - Thank you.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Sit down.
0:28:57 > 0:28:58Right, Mr Poppy, stop the bus.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00- No!- Stop the bus right now.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02- Why?- OK, I'm calling the school.
0:29:02 > 0:29:03I'm not going to turn the bus...
0:29:03 > 0:29:05- Bob.- No, no, no.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Give me that back. Give me that back!
0:29:07 > 0:29:08That's my phone!
0:29:08 > 0:29:10That... My...
0:29:10 > 0:29:12- That is not good. - Just calm down, Mr Peterson.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Desmond, have you any idea how serious this is?
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Look at it. Look at this.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Do you want to go to Song For Christmas?
0:29:18 > 0:29:19- ALL:- Yeah!
0:29:19 > 0:29:21My wife is at home, pregnant,
0:29:21 > 0:29:22with a baby that could arrive any second
0:29:22 > 0:29:24and I have no phone, no way of getting in touch.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Please turn this bus around.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Just tell her in the morning you had a sleepover.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Why would I have a sleepover?
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Mr Maddens used to have sleepovers at mine.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34I'm a grown man. Grown men don't have sleepovers.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Yes, they do. And midnight feasts.
0:29:37 > 0:29:38Oh, yeah!
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Mr Poppy, my brother is entering this competition.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42- You've got a brother? - Yeah.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46Now, my brother is a world-class classical composer and conductor.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48You really want to break little Pixie's heart?
0:29:48 > 0:29:50She's just lost her grandma.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52This Song For Christmas means everything to her.
0:29:52 > 0:29:53How is this going to help?
0:29:53 > 0:29:57Because it'll just turn all her frowns upside down.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59HORN TOOTS
0:29:59 > 0:30:01# Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go
0:30:01 > 0:30:03# Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go
0:30:03 > 0:30:05# Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go
0:30:05 > 0:30:07# Off to sunny Wales. #
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Now, everyone, I think we're going to be coming close
0:30:10 > 0:30:12through a little village called Llawen.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14And if you'll just come in you'll see...
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Isn't that St Bernadette's, sir?
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- CHILDREN:- Wow.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Did you see that cool bus, sir?
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Turn away, turn away. We've got the best bus.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29We've got the best bus in show business.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33How much... How much would it cost me to get you to untie me?
0:30:33 > 0:30:34£20?
0:30:34 > 0:30:36£50?
0:30:36 > 0:30:40£60. That's my final offer. Quick, untie me.
0:30:40 > 0:30:41Get me out of this chair.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43All right, I'll get you out but I need some money.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45- I haven't got any. - He told me he's got £60.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47- Well, get it off him. - Lucy.
0:30:47 > 0:30:48- Search him.- No, no.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50- Frisk him.- Lucy.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Look in his back pocket. - This is theft.
0:30:53 > 0:30:54Mr Poppy!
0:30:57 > 0:30:59MUMBLES
0:31:03 > 0:31:05KNOCKS Mrs Bevan.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Come in, Miss Rye.
0:31:06 > 0:31:07- Just a quick word. - Yes.
0:31:09 > 0:31:14Most of Mr Peterson's class appear not to have turned up for lunch.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Everything's all right in there.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Ah, naughty boy.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26What are you doing standing out here, Malcolm?
0:31:26 > 0:31:29He doesn't want anyone in today. Mr Peterson doesn't want anyone in.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Step... Just step aside.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33- He doesn't... - Thank you, Malcolm.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Mason, stop it.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38Ah, Mr Peterson, where are you?
0:31:38 > 0:31:41Mr Poppy. Where's Mr Pet...
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Oh!
0:31:43 > 0:31:44Ah! Oh!
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Where's Mr Peterson?
0:31:46 > 0:31:49They went to Song For Christmas.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51OTHERS: What Song For Christmas?
0:31:51 > 0:31:53GIRL: I need a wee, Mr Shakespeare.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56OTHERS: Me too!
0:31:56 > 0:31:58We'll find a place to stop and have a wee-wee.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00BOY: Mr Shakespeare, I really need a poo.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Well, hold it in, hold it in. Don't do it on the bus.
0:32:03 > 0:32:07It's just down there. Anywhere by the hedge there. That's it.
0:32:10 > 0:32:11Good. Good, good.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13No, anywhere. It doesn't matter.
0:32:13 > 0:32:14Do it in the road.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16That's it, are you all right?
0:32:16 > 0:32:19That's it, keep going.
0:32:19 > 0:32:20Just come this way.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24See that? Just turn it round.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Turn it right round.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29All the way, all the way. That's it, that's it, that's it.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31That's it, that's it, that's it. Come on.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Come on, come on, come on! That's it.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35Come on, in you come. On the bus, on the bus, on the bus.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38On the bus, on the bus, on the bus, on the bus.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40On the bus, on the bus.
0:32:40 > 0:32:41# Turning right, turning right...
0:32:41 > 0:32:44# Turning right, turning right, turning right... #
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Aren't we going the wrong way, Mr Shakespeare?
0:32:46 > 0:32:49Wait! Mr Shakespeare!
0:32:55 > 0:32:58Look, I can see a sign for the castle.
0:33:00 > 0:33:01There's a little girl.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03Who is that?
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Hold on.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09I'm going to go and find out what she...
0:33:11 > 0:33:12WHISTLES
0:33:12 > 0:33:14- Who are you? - Eleanor.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17Where's Mr Shakespeare and the rest of Oakmoor?
0:33:17 > 0:33:18He's gone to Song For Christmas.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20What, and they left you here?
0:33:20 > 0:33:21He just went off without me.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25- How do I know you're telling the truth?- I always tell the truth.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27- Do you think I'm ugly?- Yes.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29That's not very nice.
0:33:29 > 0:33:30I was telling the truth.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32All right, let me just consult my team
0:33:32 > 0:33:34and then I'll be back to you with an answer.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Wait two minutes, please, caller.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- Right, shall we let her on the bus? - Yeah!
0:33:39 > 0:33:42If she tricks us, though, we're going to freeze her out, yes?
0:33:42 > 0:33:44No... BREAKS WIND
0:33:44 > 0:33:47It's your lucky day, little Miss Shakespeare.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49On you jump.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- TOOTS HORN - Everybody ready?
0:33:51 > 0:33:52We're off!
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Next stop, the castle.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Woohoo!
0:34:04 > 0:34:07BABY CRIES
0:34:11 > 0:34:14What was that?
0:34:14 > 0:34:15BABY CRIES
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- Who's doing that?- Mr Poppy, I think there might be a baby.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20- What? - There's a baby in the back.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25BABY CRIES
0:34:33 > 0:34:35Wow!
0:34:35 > 0:34:37It's a little baby...
0:34:37 > 0:34:40Aw, you're beautiful.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43He's got chubby cheeks.
0:34:43 > 0:34:44Hey!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Hello, little baby.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49- Whose baby is this? - Not mine.
0:34:49 > 0:34:50OTHERS: Not mine.
0:34:50 > 0:34:51I don't even have a baby.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53I can't believe you've done this.
0:34:53 > 0:34:54I didn't do it.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58- This is really serious. - It's got nothing to do with me.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Mr Peterson, it's a sign.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- Yes!- It's a sign we're in a lot of trouble.
0:35:04 > 0:35:05Oh, look, there's a letter.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07What does it say?
0:35:07 > 0:35:12"Heard you needed a baby for Song For Christmas.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15"I hope I'm all right for you."
0:35:16 > 0:35:20You're more than all right. This baby's gorgeous.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Oh, this is the best Christmas ever.
0:35:22 > 0:35:24You're right, Mr Peterson. it is the best Christmas ever.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27I was being sarcastic.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29You're going to help us win Song For Christmas.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Yes, you are.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37Sure you know where you're going, Mr Poppy?
0:35:37 > 0:35:39I haven't seen a sign for miles.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41I know the way. It's fine. You just need to trust me.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44- Mr Poppy.- It's this way. - Mr Poppy.- It's this way!
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Mr Poppy, look! ALL SCREAM
0:35:49 > 0:35:51MUSIC: Sleigh Ride by the Ronettes
0:35:51 > 0:35:52LAUGHS
0:35:52 > 0:35:54- Woohoo! - What's happening?
0:35:54 > 0:35:56We're swimming!
0:35:56 > 0:35:58- What do you mean? - It's a duck bus.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02How cool is this?
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Hey, kids, can anyone see any sharks?
0:36:06 > 0:36:08I get seasick.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Hey, everybody, look for the castle.
0:36:15 > 0:36:16What's up now?
0:36:16 > 0:36:19The thing's stopped working. The needle on the thing.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22- What does that mean?- It's stopped. The needle's going down.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- ENGINE CONKS OUT - It's not going.
0:36:30 > 0:36:31We're out of fuel?
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Well, if I just give it a bit more of a pump...
0:36:33 > 0:36:36You didn't fill it up with petrol! So we're stuck.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Everybody ready? Off the bus.
0:36:41 > 0:36:42MUSIC: Mr Santa by Amy Grant
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Oh! OK.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Get your ukuleles. And your bags.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49It's all right, you can jump.
0:36:49 > 0:36:50Ooh, agh!
0:36:50 > 0:36:53All right, thank you, thank you, Mr Poppy.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Right. Come on, everybody.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57CHILDREN CHEER
0:36:57 > 0:36:59You don't know it's over there.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01This is...brilliant!
0:37:01 > 0:37:04This is ridiculous. This is... Wait!
0:37:09 > 0:37:12How's the baby? Is the baby getting wet?
0:37:12 > 0:37:14The baby's fine.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16Whoa! Whoa!
0:37:16 > 0:37:19- Mr Poppy! - Whoa!
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Oh, it's a bit slippy.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26And watch out for the crocodiles.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Yay!
0:37:28 > 0:37:30CHEERING
0:37:30 > 0:37:31- Who's coming next? - CHILDREN: Me!
0:37:31 > 0:37:33No, I know, I know.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35It's all right. It's all right.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37- Just breathe. - Mr Poppy.
0:37:37 > 0:37:38- Be back for you in a minute. - Mr Poppy!
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Oh, wow!
0:37:47 > 0:37:49- A donkey! - Aww.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51Hello, donkey.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54It's probably a sign, Mr Peterson.
0:37:54 > 0:37:55It's not a sign. It's a donkey.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Well, it can help us carry Mary.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59We can't just take this donkey. It'll be somebody's property.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02Maybe it's trying to show us the way.
0:38:02 > 0:38:03Do you know the way?
0:38:03 > 0:38:04DONKEY BRAYS
0:38:04 > 0:38:06I think we've found ourselves a magic donkey.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08Really?
0:38:08 > 0:38:09- Ready, Mary? - Yeah.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11- Ready, everyone else? - ALL: Yeah.
0:38:11 > 0:38:12Come on, then, donkey.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14OK, let's go.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Let's follow the magic talking donkey.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22CLOCK CHIMES
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Wow.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Well, this is it, Oakmoorians.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29This is our destiny.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32This is the seat of kings and the site of many battles
0:38:32 > 0:38:34and we are going to win.
0:38:34 > 0:38:38We are going to win the Song For Christmas!
0:38:38 > 0:38:41All right. To the castle. Gracie, lead the line.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51Grace, stop. Stop, stop. Where's Eleanor?
0:38:51 > 0:38:54Where's Eleanor?
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Wh... Where? Where's Eleanor? When did you see her last?
0:38:57 > 0:38:58ALL: The toilets, sir.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01Was anybody looking to make sure she was getting back on the bus?
0:39:01 > 0:39:04We were too busy turning round the sign, sir.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07Shut up. Now, we mustn't let this distract us.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Keep coming through. Come on.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- Don't ever say that again.- Win, win, win when we sing, sing, sing.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16ALL CHANT: Win, win, win when we sing, sing, sing.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Why are you stopping? Keep going.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Why are you...?
0:39:24 > 0:39:26GOTHIC MUSIC
0:39:36 > 0:39:37That's St Cuthbert's.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Eyes front.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41It's Roderick.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46Angel Matthews, please make your way to the Great Hall. Thank you.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Rhys, Angel is entering the Great Hall now. Over.
0:39:49 > 0:39:50Angel.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53Roderick, it's so wonderful to have you here.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55- Marvellous to see you. - Thank you so much.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57Thank you so much.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00To have a world-renowned conductor like you here is...
0:40:00 > 0:40:02It's beyond words. I am humbled.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06Me being here is not about the MBEs and the Grammys.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09I'm here as a contestant like anybody else.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11I know exactly what you're saying.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12- I want to make it plain. - Mm-hm.
0:40:12 > 0:40:16I don't expect any...favouring of our group,
0:40:16 > 0:40:19any sway that you might have over the judging panel.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21We expect to win by merit alone.
0:40:21 > 0:40:25Of course. Absolutely. I know you're a man of integrity.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27Miss Matthews. Um, sorry. Um...
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Rhys, could you please deal with the gentleman?
0:40:30 > 0:40:33A bit concerned I don't have a private space backstage.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Would that be something we can sort out?
0:40:35 > 0:40:37- Could you show me? - Of course. It's just down here.
0:40:37 > 0:40:38Terrific. Thank you.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41So it's Oakmoor Primary School.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43What was your name, sir?
0:40:43 > 0:40:44I'm Shakespeare.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Where's our dressing rooms and everything?
0:40:47 > 0:40:49- It'll be a shared space but... - A shared space?
0:40:49 > 0:40:51- Yes. - You're not providing us -
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Oakmoor school -
0:40:53 > 0:40:56with the chance that other schools are getting.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58- I'm merely trying to... - I've got your number, Poirot.
0:40:58 > 0:41:02Don't try it on with me. Come on. Let's go.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Get away from all this fleece and fluff. I've never seen so much pink.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08You'll get static on you.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Welcome to Song For Christmas. What's the name of your group?
0:41:10 > 0:41:12The Christmas Puddings.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17- Mr Peterson?- Yeah?
0:41:17 > 0:41:21I think baby's done a doo-doo. It really stinks.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Look. Let's try that barn.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28Try and change the baby and get out of this rain. Go on. Let's go.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30- MR PETERSON:- Wales?! - A Song For Christmas?
0:41:30 > 0:41:32They are expecting them for a sound check,
0:41:32 > 0:41:34for which they are five hours late.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37But when they get there, they will contact me immediately.
0:41:37 > 0:41:41You have a school party out there with two teachers
0:41:41 > 0:41:43and you have no references to where they are?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45What sort of ship are you running here?
0:41:45 > 0:41:48A very tight ship, Mr Peterson, until your son arrived!
0:41:48 > 0:41:49KNOCK ON DOOR
0:41:49 > 0:41:52Sorry to disturb you, Mrs Bevan.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Some parents are waiting in the hall.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Good afternoon, everyone.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Thank you so much for waiting.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04It appears that they are in transit at the moment.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07- To Wales.- Wales?
0:42:07 > 0:42:10I think you owe it to everybody in this room
0:42:10 > 0:42:13to give them a clear plan of what you intend to do.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16We're going to go down there. We're going to be there when they arrive.
0:42:16 > 0:42:17IF they arrive.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20If they don't arrive for a while, we'll go and search for them
0:42:20 > 0:42:24and we will not let one hair on their heads be harmed.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27I'm sorry. I don't want to add to any of the trouble.
0:42:27 > 0:42:28Yes?
0:42:28 > 0:42:31- But they might have a baby with them.- A baby?
0:42:31 > 0:42:33MY baby.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35THUNDER RUMBLES
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Come on. Come on.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Ooh, you're a bit stinky, aren't you?
0:42:40 > 0:42:43I think you've done quite a lot of poo-poos.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- All right? - I thought you might want to, er...
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- ..change him.- Oh. Really?
0:42:50 > 0:42:52You're going to have to do a lot of this, Mr Peterson.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55A lot of nappies and poo and wee.
0:42:55 > 0:42:56Sick.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Yeah. OK.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00OK.
0:43:00 > 0:43:01BABY FARTS Oh!
0:43:01 > 0:43:04- ALL:- Urrrgh!
0:43:04 > 0:43:05That is fierce.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Whoa! Urgh!
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Tommy, can you throw your hat over?
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Oh!
0:43:16 > 0:43:18OK. Sorry, Tommy.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20- Anyone got any scarves? - Chuck 'em over. Go on.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Wrap it under.
0:43:22 > 0:43:24Are you really having a baby, Mr Peterson?
0:43:24 > 0:43:27- Yeah.- What are you having? A boy or a girl?
0:43:27 > 0:43:30- We don't know yet. - It could be an inbetweenie.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33- I-I don't think you get them. - Yes, you do, yeah.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35HE MOUTHS
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Who do you prefer? Mummy?
0:43:37 > 0:43:38Or Daddy?
0:43:38 > 0:43:40Mummy...
0:43:40 > 0:43:41- GRUFFLY:- ..or Daddy?
0:43:41 > 0:43:43Mum-my? Or Daddy?
0:43:49 > 0:43:52Whoa! Boats.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55Children! Baby's found some boats. Come over.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57We could use the boats to go down the stream.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59We're walking that way anyway.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02No, no, no, no. We'll never get the donkey in the boat.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04- Donkeys can fly!- What?
0:44:04 > 0:44:07- Donkeys can fly, can't they? - ALL:- Yeah!
0:44:07 > 0:44:10- They'll say yes to anything you say.- No, they won't.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12- They will. Try it. Go on. - Who wants to be eaten by a shark?
0:44:12 > 0:44:14No.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16- That's the exception. - I rest my case.
0:44:16 > 0:44:18That's the exception that proves the rule.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21They only say yes to things they want to do.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24They want to do this. So come on, buckle up. Let's go!
0:44:24 > 0:44:26- We don't have a helmet for the baby. - Babies don't need helmets.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28- Yes, they do. - They don't. They bounce.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30I fell off a table when I was a baby.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32Oh, well, that explains quite a lot, frankly.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35- Let baby decide.- What?
0:44:35 > 0:44:37If baby claps, we go on the boats.
0:44:37 > 0:44:38No! No, no, no.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41- ALL:- Clap hands, Baby.
0:44:41 > 0:44:42Come on!
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Well, that's cheating.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47THEY ALL CHEER
0:44:47 > 0:44:49It's not going to happen. Is it?
0:44:49 > 0:44:50Thank you.
0:44:50 > 0:44:51Trust me.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53Arghhhh!
0:44:53 > 0:44:54CHILDREN SCREAM
0:44:54 > 0:44:56- DESMOND:- Hold on tight, Mr Peterson!
0:44:58 > 0:45:00No! Argh!
0:45:00 > 0:45:03Mr Peterson, you doughnut, try and keep up.
0:45:03 > 0:45:05CHILDREN SCREAM
0:45:05 > 0:45:08There's a rock!
0:45:08 > 0:45:09Argh!
0:45:09 > 0:45:11CHILDREN SCREAM
0:45:11 > 0:45:13No! Ah! Argh!
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Whaa! Argh! ARGH!
0:45:19 > 0:45:21Hold on!
0:45:24 > 0:45:27Mr Poppy!
0:45:27 > 0:45:28BABY GIGGLES
0:45:28 > 0:45:32- I don't like this. - Mr Peterson, it's brilliant.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Yeah!
0:45:34 > 0:45:37Oh! Ah! Oh! Mr Poppy!
0:45:37 > 0:45:40Mr Peterson, what are you doing?
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Argh!
0:45:42 > 0:45:45Come on!
0:45:45 > 0:45:48Get me out! Get me out! Get me out!
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Why did you decide to jump in?
0:45:54 > 0:45:57We haven't got time for little leisurely swims.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59I didn't jump in. I fell! Ah!
0:45:59 > 0:46:02We need to get going, Mr Peterson. We can't just dally about.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04I nearly drowned!
0:46:04 > 0:46:07You didn't drown. You're fine.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10You're just a little bit wet. Just shake it off like a dog.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13What have you done to me? What have you done?
0:46:13 > 0:46:17I nearly died in a river in the middle of nowhere because of you.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20Look! It's the donkey.
0:46:20 > 0:46:22Wow!
0:46:22 > 0:46:25How did you get here? How did you get here?
0:46:25 > 0:46:27How did you get here?
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- Ha, ha, ha. - We could have walked...?
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Come on. Let's go to the castle.
0:46:31 > 0:46:35Hello, magic donkey. You flew here, didn't you?
0:46:35 > 0:46:37I told you he could fly!
0:46:37 > 0:46:41# If you long to give to somebody else
0:46:41 > 0:46:42# It's probably Christmas time... #
0:46:42 > 0:46:45- I'm soaking wet.- We'll find somewhere you can dry off.
0:46:45 > 0:46:49- Calm down.- Mr Poppy, there's a cave. - Shall we go in?
0:46:49 > 0:46:52- ALL:- Yes! - Why would we go in there?
0:46:52 > 0:46:54- Pixie, do you want to go in the cave?- Yeah!
0:46:54 > 0:46:57Come on, everybody. Let's go in the cave.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Come on, then, you.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02Wow. It looks brilliant in here. Come on.
0:47:02 > 0:47:05I don't want to go in the cave either, Mr Peterson.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08No, I don't fancy it much.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10- Who wants to build a fire? - BOY:- Me!
0:47:10 > 0:47:13- Are you scared of the dark?- Yes.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15- I'll do it if you will.- OK.
0:47:15 > 0:47:16- Deal?- Yeah.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19- OK. You go first, then.- OK.
0:47:21 > 0:47:24# Mother, Father
0:47:24 > 0:47:26# Sister, brothers
0:47:26 > 0:47:30# Let all that I have be yours
0:47:30 > 0:47:31# What's yours is mine... #
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Oh, wicked!
0:47:33 > 0:47:36What do you think, Mr Peterson?
0:47:36 > 0:47:37It's very nice, yeah.
0:47:37 > 0:47:41- You still as frightened?- I wasn't frightened anyway. It was...
0:47:41 > 0:47:43I wanted to make sure it was all right.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45We saved you some spaces.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48# Dressing up in your Sunday best
0:47:48 > 0:47:51# You're blessed and it's Christmas time
0:47:51 > 0:47:53- # Must be it's Christmas time...- #
0:47:53 > 0:47:56- I'm sorry.- What for?
0:47:56 > 0:47:59Well, I didn't realise that you were so frightened of water.
0:47:59 > 0:48:00My dad used to...
0:48:02 > 0:48:04He had this thing about toughening us up.
0:48:04 > 0:48:09And one of his brilliant plans was he'd take us swimming every week
0:48:09 > 0:48:11and chuck us in the deep end.
0:48:12 > 0:48:17And he had this real fixation with holding your breath for a long time.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20I think he thought the longer you could hold your breath,
0:48:20 > 0:48:21the more of a man you were.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24So he'd hold us under water.
0:48:24 > 0:48:25It worked for Roderick.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27Just made me scared.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Dads are rubbish, aren't they?
0:48:29 > 0:48:31I never even got to meet mine.
0:48:31 > 0:48:33- Oh, I'm sorry.- Mm.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36When I was little, I used to pretend my dad was Father Christmas.
0:48:36 > 0:48:39One Christmas, I stayed up all night, hoping he was going to come
0:48:39 > 0:48:40but he never arrived.
0:48:40 > 0:48:45It's like Tommy. We're both still waiting.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47You can have my dad if you like. I don't want him.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50- BABY CRIES - Sssh.
0:48:51 > 0:48:53Sssh.
0:48:55 > 0:48:59I've got to speak to my wife. She doesn't know where we are.
0:48:59 > 0:49:00Mr Peterson.
0:49:02 > 0:49:04I really hope you don't mind, but...
0:49:04 > 0:49:07I kept this back for emergencies.
0:49:07 > 0:49:11You've had a phone in that bag this whole time?!
0:49:11 > 0:49:12Yeah.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14I thought you might like to call your wife and...
0:49:14 > 0:49:16I cannot believe you.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19There's no signal. Take the baby. Take the baby. Ssh.
0:49:19 > 0:49:21BABY CRIES
0:49:21 > 0:49:23I'm going outside.
0:49:25 > 0:49:29Mr Poppy, is Father Christmas really your dad?
0:49:29 > 0:49:30I wish he was.
0:49:30 > 0:49:32But I don't think so.
0:49:32 > 0:49:34UKELELE STRUMMING
0:49:39 > 0:49:41# When I was a boy
0:49:41 > 0:49:44# I dreamed he'd find me
0:49:44 > 0:49:47# Fall down from the sky
0:49:47 > 0:49:49# To come and guide me
0:49:49 > 0:49:52# Take me by the hand of life
0:49:52 > 0:49:55# And show me all he's learned
0:49:55 > 0:49:58# Everybody's got a dad but me... #
0:50:00 > 0:50:02- PHONE RINGS - It's my phone. It's my phone.
0:50:02 > 0:50:03Sarah, it's me.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05- Donald?- Donald?!
0:50:05 > 0:50:07- Sarah?- Donald?
0:50:07 > 0:50:08Oh, man.
0:50:08 > 0:50:12# I need a dad to keep the demons from my door
0:50:12 > 0:50:14# I need a dad to stand beside me... #
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Oh! Oh!
0:50:16 > 0:50:18- Hello?- Sarah! Sarah, it's me.
0:50:18 > 0:50:20Donald, I love you.
0:50:20 > 0:50:21I love YOU.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25I don't know if you can hear me.
0:50:25 > 0:50:26That idiot!
0:50:26 > 0:50:29# ..still beating for... #
0:50:29 > 0:50:31The silly fool has finally got himself lost.
0:50:31 > 0:50:33What does he think he's doing?
0:50:33 > 0:50:34No idea.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37# I still dream he'll find me
0:50:37 > 0:50:40# Catch me if he can
0:50:40 > 0:50:42# The ties still bind me
0:50:42 > 0:50:45# Lead me down the rocky road
0:50:45 > 0:50:50# And show me who I am... #
0:50:50 > 0:50:52Sarah! Sarah, please wait. Wait!
0:50:52 > 0:50:56Why? The whole of your life, all you've ever done is put him down.
0:50:56 > 0:51:00No wonder he's panicking about how good a father he's going to be.
0:51:00 > 0:51:02You're the only example that he's had.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04You go back in there with Roderick, your favourite son -
0:51:04 > 0:51:07I'm going to find my husband!
0:51:07 > 0:51:09# Everybody's got a dad but me
0:51:12 > 0:51:18# Everybody's got a dad but me... #
0:51:19 > 0:51:21- MR SHAKESPEARE: - Right, Oakmoorians, this is it.
0:51:21 > 0:51:23What I'm looking for -
0:51:23 > 0:51:26just one or two of you just to nip down the corridor
0:51:26 > 0:51:31and see if we can find out exactly what these other acts are about.
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Let's have a look. Ah. Snow Angels.
0:51:33 > 0:51:37This is Lloyd and his Snowballs.
0:51:37 > 0:51:39I heard them singing in the corridor, Mr Shakespeare.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42- What were they like? - He's as good as Justin Bieber.
0:51:42 > 0:51:46- Justin Beaver? Who's that? - He's a singer, Mr Shakespeare.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48Well, we must have a Justin Beaver.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50- Sam, you could do that, couldn't you?- Yes.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52- Do you know any of his moves?- No.
0:51:52 > 0:51:55But I've heard that when he swishes his hair, the girls go crazy.
0:51:55 > 0:51:56Swish your hair for me.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Throw some shapes.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03That's it! You've got it. You can be our Justin Beaver. Excellent.
0:52:03 > 0:52:07So Angels, Christmas Fairies, Puddings, Christmas Joy...
0:52:07 > 0:52:10We can beat all of them, can't we? We've got Justin Beaver.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Now, let's sing our winning Christmas song.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15# When you're poor at Christmas... #
0:52:15 > 0:52:17OMINOUS MUSIC
0:52:17 > 0:52:19# When you're down and... #
0:52:19 > 0:52:20Ah.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Hello. Hi. So great to meet you.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25Um, extraordinary to meet you.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27I can't believe I've got a poster on my wall.
0:52:27 > 0:52:29Would you vacate this room, please?
0:52:29 > 0:52:30S-Sorry?
0:52:30 > 0:52:32As soon as possible, please. The boys need to prepare.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35With all due respect, my children need to prepare as well.
0:52:35 > 0:52:38This is not your room. Would you leave, please?
0:52:38 > 0:52:40It's got a star on the door so it's obviously our room.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42- Come on.- No, Scott. Don't move.
0:52:42 > 0:52:44Sam...don't move.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Crispin, can you alert security?
0:52:46 > 0:52:50I see. It's just one rule for one, and one rule for another.
0:52:50 > 0:52:51Can you remove these, please?
0:52:51 > 0:52:54All right, I'll take them. I'll take them. I don't care.
0:52:54 > 0:52:55Sebastian, can...?
0:52:55 > 0:52:58Can I just say, yes, I've got your poster on my wall...
0:52:58 > 0:53:00YOU should have MY poster on your wall.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02That Angel Matthews, the way she looked at me -
0:53:02 > 0:53:05or didn't look at me - I was disgusted.
0:53:05 > 0:53:07It's just too much.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10All my life, I've tried to do well.
0:53:10 > 0:53:13Tried to gain respect, conduct myself with dignity,
0:53:13 > 0:53:18behave impeccably, be an inspiration.
0:53:18 > 0:53:21- I'm Shakespeare. - Let the small man through, boys.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23I'm Gordon Shakespeare.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26With the emphasis on the Shakespeare.
0:53:26 > 0:53:29We've got Justin Beaver in our team, don't you worry.
0:53:29 > 0:53:31Ignore the silly little man.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33OK, boys, it's time.
0:53:33 > 0:53:34Inhale success.
0:53:36 > 0:53:37Exhale doubt.
0:53:39 > 0:53:40Inhale.
0:53:42 > 0:53:44Hold that breath.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47Hold...that...breath.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50Sound check, sound check, sound check.
0:53:50 > 0:53:51One, two, three. One two, three.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Name's Angel Matthews, for those of you who don't know.
0:53:53 > 0:53:56That normally gets a big laugh, cos everybody does know who I am.
0:53:56 > 0:53:59- OPERATICALLY:- # Oh, holy night
0:53:59 > 0:54:04# While stars are brightly shining... #
0:54:04 > 0:54:06She just won't shut up. How long's this going on for?
0:54:06 > 0:54:09Little wave and off. Angel has left the stage. Thank you.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12We're just going to run through our number and head off.
0:54:12 > 0:54:16No photography in the auditorium, please. Not during our rehearsal.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28FULL ORCHESTRA STRIKES UP
0:54:30 > 0:54:33# Hear the good news
0:54:33 > 0:54:35# Sent from on high
0:54:35 > 0:54:37# Glory to God
0:54:37 > 0:54:39# A new king is nigh
0:54:39 > 0:54:43# We celebrate the coming of a baby boy
0:54:43 > 0:54:47# We celebrate a light across the world
0:54:47 > 0:54:50# Rejoice, rejoice, a saviour born to hear our song
0:54:50 > 0:54:54# To right the wrongs A joy across the world
0:54:54 > 0:54:56# Joy of joy
0:54:56 > 0:54:58# Joy of joy
0:54:58 > 0:55:00# King of kings
0:55:00 > 0:55:02# King of kings
0:55:02 > 0:55:04# Peace and joy
0:55:04 > 0:55:06# Peace and joy
0:55:06 > 0:55:09# Joy! Joy! Joy!
0:55:09 > 0:55:12# Joy! Joy!#
0:55:14 > 0:55:16Yeah.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18Shut up. Shut up. Stop it.
0:55:18 > 0:55:21Excuse me, we're ready for your group to do your sound check.
0:55:21 > 0:55:23Thank you. My team, come on.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26Boys, girls, Grace, come on. Jessica.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28BELL TOLLS
0:55:30 > 0:55:35MELANCHOLIC CHORAL MUSIC
0:55:49 > 0:55:53# When you're poor at Christmas
0:55:53 > 0:55:56# When you're down and out
0:55:56 > 0:55:58# When you've no food left to eat
0:55:58 > 0:56:00# And you've no shoes on your feet
0:56:00 > 0:56:04# And there's nothing in your sack, nothing and nowt
0:56:04 > 0:56:06# There's no magic at Christmas... #
0:56:06 > 0:56:10- It's very musical theatre, isn't it? - Oh, in the worst possible sense.
0:56:10 > 0:56:12- Lowest common denominator. - Derivative, yeah.
0:56:12 > 0:56:15The audiences love this kind of thing.
0:56:15 > 0:56:16Really?
0:56:16 > 0:56:19# Christmas ain't for paupers
0:56:19 > 0:56:22# Not for scum like us
0:56:22 > 0:56:24# No nice presents to unwrap
0:56:24 > 0:56:26# Just a bin bag full of rubbish
0:56:26 > 0:56:31# And a big spot on your chin oozing with pus... #
0:56:31 > 0:56:33ALL: Happy Christmas!
0:56:35 > 0:56:37Christmas comes but once a year
0:56:37 > 0:56:41but not for these boys and girls, I fear.
0:56:41 > 0:56:43Not for them are those Christmas pies.
0:56:43 > 0:56:47Christmas is...a pack of lies!
0:56:47 > 0:56:49Bwa-ha-ha!
0:56:52 > 0:56:57# Whe-e-e-ere is Christmas?
0:56:57 > 0:57:02# Hiding underneath the tree? #
0:57:02 > 0:57:05But this kind of...sentimentality...
0:57:07 > 0:57:09...it's rather rewarded, is it?
0:57:09 > 0:57:14A little boy in a hat and glasses, singing his little heart out.
0:57:14 > 0:57:18That's what wins prizes, I'm afraid.
0:57:18 > 0:57:19Ah.
0:57:21 > 0:57:27# Could it be that Christmas has abandoned me? #
0:57:27 > 0:57:31SHAKESPEARE CACKLES LOUDLY
0:57:31 > 0:57:34# Cold and hungry, cold and hungry
0:57:34 > 0:57:38# Cold and hungry Cold and hungry
0:57:38 > 0:57:42# Cold and hungry, cold and hungry... #
0:57:42 > 0:57:44Merry Christmas!
0:57:47 > 0:57:51Solo like that could really win you the competition, Roderick.
0:57:51 > 0:57:53Really?
0:57:53 > 0:57:57And they're definitely on after us in the running order, yes?
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Yes, that's right. They are.
0:57:59 > 0:58:00Interesting.
0:58:02 > 0:58:04- DESMOND:- Mr Peterson, it could go...
0:58:04 > 0:58:07HE SINGS A MUSICAL PHRASE
0:58:07 > 0:58:09Let's all stop here for five minutes.
0:58:09 > 0:58:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are we stopping?
0:58:12 > 0:58:13We've got to get going.
0:58:13 > 0:58:16Listen. We need to properly talk about what we do next.
0:58:16 > 0:58:19- What do you mean? - These children are cold and tired.
0:58:19 > 0:58:20The children are fine.
0:58:20 > 0:58:23It'll be very dark very soon. And then we'll be stuck.
0:58:23 > 0:58:25- Look, Jessie and Pixie are passing out up there.- Yeah.
0:58:25 > 0:58:28Jessie and Pixie are my children, and I know all about them!
0:58:28 > 0:58:31Mr Poppy, they are NOT your children, all right?
0:58:31 > 0:58:33They're not your children, you're a classroom assistant
0:58:33 > 0:58:35and you're not a very good classroom assistant
0:58:35 > 0:58:39because you've led these children to the middle of nowhere and now what?
0:58:39 > 0:58:40This is not a great, big adventure.
0:58:40 > 0:58:42This is serious and we're in trouble.
0:58:42 > 0:58:45I'd like to think that you were going to help us get out of here.
0:58:45 > 0:58:48But, frankly, so far I've seen nothing but irresponsibility.
0:58:48 > 0:58:52So grow up, stop behaving like a child, and help me to sort this out.
0:58:54 > 0:58:57Do you know who you sound like, Mr Peterson?
0:58:58 > 0:59:00Your dad.
0:59:04 > 0:59:06That is...
0:59:18 > 0:59:20I don't think I'm ever going to get a best friend.
0:59:20 > 0:59:22I'll be your best friend.
0:59:22 > 0:59:24But you'll just leave, like everyone else,
0:59:24 > 0:59:26cos you'll leave school and move on.
0:59:26 > 0:59:28I need a friend I can be with forever.
0:59:28 > 0:59:29A forever friend.
0:59:29 > 0:59:31I'll be your friend forever.
0:59:31 > 0:59:33- Really?- Yep.
0:59:33 > 0:59:34Your best friend.
0:59:39 > 0:59:41What's that, Mr Peterson?
0:59:42 > 0:59:46Oh, it's just a little thing my mummy gave me, a long time ago.
0:59:46 > 0:59:49That's my brother. We're twins.
0:59:49 > 0:59:52He's got the other half. Well, at least he used to.
0:59:52 > 0:59:55When you put it together, it makes a heart.
0:59:55 > 0:59:59But we don't really see each other any more, me and my brother. No.
0:59:59 > 1:00:03Did you have an argument, like you just did with Mr Poppy?
1:00:03 > 1:00:06Not really an argument. We were just...
1:00:06 > 1:00:08very different types of people.
1:00:10 > 1:00:12I think you should say sorry to Mr Poppy.
1:00:15 > 1:00:18Yeah, maybe I should.
1:00:18 > 1:00:21I'm not very good at saying sorry.
1:00:21 > 1:00:22Come on, Mr Peterson.
1:00:25 > 1:00:27Oh, all right.
1:00:27 > 1:00:29Oh, ssh! He's coming.
1:00:31 > 1:00:32- I'm not speaking to him.- OK.
1:00:32 > 1:00:35I'm going to have to do all my speaking through you.
1:00:38 > 1:00:42Pixie has convinced me that perhaps I snapped a little,
1:00:42 > 1:00:44and I've come to apologise.
1:00:44 > 1:00:46Tell Mr Peterson I've just had about enough
1:00:46 > 1:00:49of him making promises and then breaking them.
1:00:50 > 1:00:53Mr Poppy's had enough of you
1:00:53 > 1:00:57promising promises and breaking promises.
1:00:57 > 1:00:59It's not exactly what I said, but it'll do.
1:00:59 > 1:01:03Pixie, can you convince Mr Poppy that I'm genuinely sorry?
1:01:03 > 1:01:08Mr Peterson says that he's convenuinely sorry.
1:01:08 > 1:01:10Jessie, can you ask Mr Poppy where the baby is?
1:01:10 > 1:01:13- Cleo, have you got the baby? - Yeah, but I gave it to Sadie.
1:01:13 > 1:01:16- Sadie, have you got the baby? - Yeah, but then I gave it to Elena.
1:01:16 > 1:01:17- Who's got the baby? - Where is the baby?
1:01:17 > 1:01:20- Where's the baby? - We can't have lost the baby!
1:01:20 > 1:01:22- Baby! - CHILDREN CALL OUT
1:01:22 > 1:01:24Mr Peterson, I'm really, really sorry.
1:01:24 > 1:01:28I should never have taken the class, escaped from school, and got to...
1:01:28 > 1:01:30Mr Poppy. That's not helping.
1:01:30 > 1:01:33BA-A-A-A-A-ABY-Y-Y-Y-Y!
1:01:37 > 1:01:41- Baby!- Ba-a-a-aby-y-y-y!
1:01:44 > 1:01:45Hey.
1:01:45 > 1:01:47Hey, Louise.
1:01:47 > 1:01:50You had us scared to death. BABY CRIES
1:01:50 > 1:01:52Did you bring this baby today?
1:01:52 > 1:01:56I just thought she'd like to be in the Song For Christmas.
1:01:56 > 1:01:58Oh, Louise.
1:02:03 > 1:02:05Mr Peterson!
1:02:05 > 1:02:07Hey, look.
1:02:07 > 1:02:09- Look, we've found her. - He's found the baby!
1:02:09 > 1:02:12BABY CRIES
1:02:12 > 1:02:15That's too high! Goodness' sakes!
1:02:15 > 1:02:17Shh. Mr Poppy.
1:02:17 > 1:02:20- We're in this mountain range here, yeah?- Yeah.
1:02:20 > 1:02:23- The castle is just over that mountain.- Just over there.
1:02:23 > 1:02:26- Well, we can't climb that mountain. - Yes, we can.
1:02:26 > 1:02:27Isn't there a way round the side or...?
1:02:27 > 1:02:30We haven't got time to go around the side, Mr Peterson.
1:02:30 > 1:02:32We're going to have to go over.
1:02:32 > 1:02:35# Yes, we can climb the mountain
1:02:35 > 1:02:37# If we all share the load
1:02:37 > 1:02:42# Yes, we can reach the summit at the end of the road
1:02:42 > 1:02:45# If we lift our hearts to heaven
1:02:45 > 1:02:47# And reach out for the stars
1:02:47 > 1:02:49# Yes, we can climb the mountain
1:02:49 > 1:02:52# Cos the mountain is ours
1:02:52 > 1:02:54# # Let the white winter weather
1:02:54 > 1:02:56# Try and hinder our climb
1:02:56 > 1:02:59# Yes, we can climb the mountain
1:02:59 > 1:03:02# Because it's Christmas time
1:03:02 > 1:03:06# It's Christmas time. #
1:03:06 > 1:03:08I can see the castle!
1:03:08 > 1:03:10CHILDREN CHEER
1:03:10 > 1:03:12Whoa.
1:03:12 > 1:03:15Right, come on. Let's get back from the edge.
1:03:15 > 1:03:18Stay back, everyone. We've got to turn back.
1:03:18 > 1:03:20Everyone, we've got to go back the way we came.
1:03:20 > 1:03:23- We can't go back. - Well, we can't fly off that.
1:03:23 > 1:03:25We've got to get to Song For Christmas.
1:03:25 > 1:03:27We can't fly off the cliff!
1:03:27 > 1:03:29So we're not going to Song For Christmas?
1:03:29 > 1:03:32- Please, Mr Peterson.- I don't know what you want me to say.
1:03:32 > 1:03:34- We can't... We can't fly. I'm sorry. - Please, Mr Peterson.- Look...
1:03:34 > 1:03:37if you've got a way for us to get down this cliff,
1:03:37 > 1:03:38we can talk about it.
1:03:38 > 1:03:41It's not about us having a way, is it, Mr Peterson?
1:03:41 > 1:03:43Because you don't believe in anyway we ever do,
1:03:43 > 1:03:45- because you're always down on everything I suggest.- OK.
1:03:45 > 1:03:49- Tell me how we're going to do it. - I've got a rope, actually.
1:03:49 > 1:03:51Look, do you really believe we can suspend
1:03:51 > 1:03:5414 children, a baby and a donkey off the side of this mountain?
1:03:54 > 1:03:58The problem is, Mr Peterson, is YOU don't believe we can.
1:03:58 > 1:04:00- Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. - Yes, we can, Mr Peterson.
1:04:00 > 1:04:03- Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. - Yes, we can, Mr Peterson.
1:04:03 > 1:04:07- Yes, we can, Mr Peterson. - Yes, we can, Mr Peterson.
1:04:07 > 1:04:08Yes, we can, Mr Peterson.
1:04:11 > 1:04:14Tommy! Brilliant!
1:04:14 > 1:04:17- Do you believe, Mr Peterson? - Not really.
1:04:17 > 1:04:19- Oh!- But I'm willing to give it a go.
1:04:19 > 1:04:21- Don't push your luck.- Get the rope! Come on!
1:04:23 > 1:04:26- You're fine. - This is awesome!
1:04:26 > 1:04:28Don't look down!
1:04:30 > 1:04:32Just... That's it.
1:04:33 > 1:04:36- Hold on to the rope. That's it. - Whoa!
1:04:36 > 1:04:37Whoa, steady. Steady.
1:04:37 > 1:04:39Are you all right, Bill?
1:04:39 > 1:04:40Careful.
1:04:42 > 1:04:43Careful!
1:04:46 > 1:04:47Are you all right, Lucy?
1:04:49 > 1:04:51- Get the rope. - Yeah, I've got it. No!
1:04:51 > 1:04:52Whoa!
1:04:52 > 1:04:55- Don't let go!- God, did you...?
1:04:55 > 1:04:56MR POPPY BRAYS
1:04:56 > 1:04:58Concentrate on the rope!
1:04:58 > 1:05:01- I'm trying to communicate with the donkey.- It's very heavy!
1:05:05 > 1:05:06- Go, Tommy.- Steady.
1:05:08 > 1:05:10- You're fine.- My whole strength. That's all I've got.
1:05:10 > 1:05:12Well, hold it tight. I'm losing grip.
1:05:12 > 1:05:14I'm holding it tight.
1:05:14 > 1:05:16- Whoa!- Whoa! Tommy!
1:05:16 > 1:05:18Tommy!
1:05:18 > 1:05:21Tommy, are you OK? Just hold on.
1:05:21 > 1:05:24- Is everyone all right? - CHILDREN:- Yes.
1:05:24 > 1:05:26- Tommy!- Just...
1:05:26 > 1:05:29- Just stay there. You're fine. - Keep looking up.
1:05:29 > 1:05:32You have to go down there, Mr Peterson.
1:05:32 > 1:05:35- I can't go down there. - You HAVE to go down.
1:05:35 > 1:05:38- Well, why can't you do it? - Because you're the teacher.
1:05:38 > 1:05:43This is your moment, Mr Peterson. You've got to go down there.
1:05:43 > 1:05:46I'll spot you. I'll hold the rope.
1:05:46 > 1:05:49All right. All right, tie me off. Come on.
1:05:49 > 1:05:51- Tommy! - Everything's going to be fine.
1:05:55 > 1:05:58You can do it, Mr Peterson. All right?
1:05:58 > 1:06:00Mr Peterson's coming down.
1:06:04 > 1:06:07Slowly. Slowly.
1:06:07 > 1:06:09Tommy, I'm nearly with you.
1:06:12 > 1:06:15Tommy. It's going to be all right.
1:06:15 > 1:06:16Hang on in there.
1:06:16 > 1:06:18OK, a bit lower.
1:06:18 > 1:06:20That's it.
1:06:20 > 1:06:23OK. Reach out.
1:06:23 > 1:06:25Take my hand. Take my hand.
1:06:25 > 1:06:27That's it. I've got you.
1:06:27 > 1:06:29OK, I've got you. I've got you. You're not going to fall.
1:06:29 > 1:06:32You're going to be OK. All right? I've got you.
1:06:32 > 1:06:33I've got him!
1:06:34 > 1:06:37WHIRRING
1:06:37 > 1:06:38What's that?
1:06:40 > 1:06:43Get their attention! It's a helicopter.
1:06:43 > 1:06:46It's going to be all right, Tommy. You're going to be all right.
1:06:46 > 1:06:49There they are! Straight down there!
1:06:49 > 1:06:52We need to put a line down.
1:06:52 > 1:06:55Hold on! Just hold on!
1:06:55 > 1:06:57- Sarah!- Donald!
1:06:57 > 1:07:00My wife! That's my wife!
1:07:00 > 1:07:02I love you!
1:07:02 > 1:07:03I love you too!
1:07:03 > 1:07:05Grab hold!
1:07:05 > 1:07:08You're going to have to trust me, OK? You'll have to come with me.
1:07:08 > 1:07:12Here it comes. One...two...three...go!
1:07:17 > 1:07:19Grab hold!
1:07:24 > 1:07:25Woohoo!
1:07:29 > 1:07:31Fly!
1:07:34 > 1:07:37Mr Poppy, can I come down now, please?
1:07:46 > 1:07:51I love you, Mr Peterson!
1:07:51 > 1:07:54CHILDREN CHEER
1:07:54 > 1:07:57We did it! CHILDREN CHEER
1:07:57 > 1:07:59Whoo!
1:07:59 > 1:08:01Right...to the castle!
1:08:01 > 1:08:03CHILDREN CHEER
1:08:03 > 1:08:07'And now please welcome to the stage the voice of an angel -
1:08:07 > 1:08:09'Miss Angel Matthews!#
1:08:09 > 1:08:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1:08:22 > 1:08:23Thank you. Thank you.
1:08:23 > 1:08:25Hello.
1:08:25 > 1:08:29Welcome to Castle Llawen and the event of the year -
1:08:29 > 1:08:31A Song For Christmas.
1:08:31 > 1:08:33- Stay close. Good evening. - Hi there.
1:08:33 > 1:08:36I need to speak to St Bernadette's. I believe them to be here
1:08:36 > 1:08:39and I believe there to be 14 abducted children and a baby.
1:08:39 > 1:08:41- I'm afraid they're not here. - I must look.
1:08:41 > 1:08:43- Excuse me. - I can't let you through, madam.
1:08:43 > 1:08:46- You have to let me through. - Unless you're registered...
1:08:46 > 1:08:48This is a matter for the police unless you move. Out of my way.
1:08:48 > 1:08:50Where's your tie? Smarten yourself up.
1:08:50 > 1:08:51I didn't bring a tie.
1:08:51 > 1:08:54but I can't let you through, madam, without someone seeing you through.
1:08:54 > 1:08:58This year, as every year, we're looking for that special song
1:08:58 > 1:09:00that embodies the spirit of Christmas.
1:09:00 > 1:09:02I don't need to remind you of what the prizes are.
1:09:02 > 1:09:04They are phenomenal.
1:09:04 > 1:09:05£10,000.
1:09:05 > 1:09:08A chance to record a record with United World Music
1:09:08 > 1:09:10and also a shot at the Christmas number one -
1:09:10 > 1:09:12and you can't put a price on that.
1:09:12 > 1:09:16I know, cos I've had one. And a number seven the next year.
1:09:16 > 1:09:17So, without further ado,
1:09:17 > 1:09:20I would like to introduce to you our esteemed panel.
1:09:20 > 1:09:22From the world of opera,
1:09:22 > 1:09:25Marina Scalachi, ladies and gentlemen.
1:09:25 > 1:09:28From the West End stage, Fangella Robinson.
1:09:30 > 1:09:33Clark Dickinson, the CEO of United World Music.
1:09:33 > 1:09:35He's the one writing the cheques.
1:09:35 > 1:09:39- SHE CHUCKLES - He's a lovely guy. Hey, Clark.
1:09:39 > 1:09:43And Welsh Radio Personality Of The Year, Jay Dean.
1:09:43 > 1:09:45We love you, Jay Dean. Don't we?
1:09:45 > 1:09:46He's got a great personality.
1:09:48 > 1:09:52So, first up, it's the Christmas Puddings
1:09:52 > 1:09:54singing Christmas Is For Crackers.
1:09:54 > 1:09:56SWING MUSIC STARTS
1:10:01 > 1:10:04# Christmas is for crackers on the Christmas tree
1:10:04 > 1:10:07# Christmas is for kisses that you give to me
1:10:07 > 1:10:11# Christmas is the footprints in the fluffy snow
1:10:11 > 1:10:16# Christmas is the hanging of the mistletoe... #
1:10:16 > 1:10:18- DESMOND:- Mr Peterson? - Yeah?
1:10:18 > 1:10:21You know that feeling when you're really looking forward to something
1:10:21 > 1:10:25and it finally happens and you feel a little tiny bit sick?
1:10:26 > 1:10:29Mr Poppy...don't get cold feet now!
1:10:29 > 1:10:32Not after everything we've been through. We're here. We've made it!
1:10:32 > 1:10:36# It's a feeling you can't explain
1:10:36 > 1:10:39# Walking off your dinner down a frosty lane
1:10:39 > 1:10:42# Singing a carol in the silent night
1:10:42 > 1:10:46# And back to stuff your super-sizing appetite... #
1:10:46 > 1:10:48- We're here for Song For Christmas. - St Bernadette's.
1:10:48 > 1:10:51You've missed registration. The show has begun.
1:10:51 > 1:10:52The show can only just have begun.
1:10:52 > 1:10:55Let us in! We really wanna win Song For Christmas.
1:10:55 > 1:10:57I'm afraid the rules state no late entries.
1:10:57 > 1:11:00- There's nothing else I can do. I'm sorry.- Mr Peterson!
1:11:00 > 1:11:02I've tied the donkey up outside
1:11:02 > 1:11:04and it's pooing all over the front steps!
1:11:04 > 1:11:06Donkey? Poo?
1:11:08 > 1:11:12- Everybody, run. - Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
1:11:12 > 1:11:13Quick!
1:11:18 > 1:11:21# Christmas is for Santa and for Christmas pud
1:11:21 > 1:11:25# Christmas is for laughter and for feeling good
1:11:25 > 1:11:28# Christmas is the only time to fall in love
1:11:28 > 1:11:32# And that's why we call it merry Christmas
1:11:32 > 1:11:36# And that's why we call it merry Christmas! #
1:11:36 > 1:11:38Merry Christmas, everybody!
1:11:38 > 1:11:41CHEERING
1:11:46 > 1:11:47OK, come on. Come on.
1:11:47 > 1:11:50Where do we go, Mr Peterson? That way or that way?
1:11:50 > 1:11:52- SARAH:- Oh, Donald! - Baby!
1:11:52 > 1:11:54Whoa!
1:11:55 > 1:11:58- Mrs Peterson! - Hey, hey, all right. All right.
1:11:58 > 1:12:01- Desmond, thank you. - I saw you in the helicopter.
1:12:01 > 1:12:03- How's the baby? - The baby's fine.
1:12:03 > 1:12:04I was so worried about you.
1:12:04 > 1:12:07- APPLAUSE IN BACKGROUND - Quick! Come on.
1:12:07 > 1:12:09Come on, everyone. This way.
1:12:09 > 1:12:11- Guys, I've found this place. - Quick! Come on!
1:12:11 > 1:12:13Come on! You can get changed in here.
1:12:13 > 1:12:16- Brilliant. - Quick!- Before they see us.
1:12:16 > 1:12:19And now for something that's really going to get you boppin'.
1:12:19 > 1:12:22It's not my cup of tea, but if you like Jason Bieber,
1:12:22 > 1:12:27you're going to love Lloyd And The Snowballs singing Snow Angel.
1:12:27 > 1:12:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:12:29 > 1:12:31# Pickin' her up at eight
1:12:31 > 1:12:33# Calls me from the telephone
1:12:33 > 1:12:35# Says she's gonna be late
1:12:35 > 1:12:37# Cos she can't get home
1:12:37 > 1:12:39# Blizzard's comin' in
1:12:39 > 1:12:41# White skies up above
1:12:41 > 1:12:43# Says she's all snowed in
1:12:43 > 1:12:44# That's the end of love
1:12:44 > 1:12:47# Well, she's my snow angel
1:12:47 > 1:12:48# Pure as the driven snow
1:12:48 > 1:12:50# Yeah, she's my snow angel
1:12:50 > 1:12:52# Come on, baby, let's go
1:12:52 > 1:12:54# Together we'll take things high
1:12:54 > 1:12:56# Run right through the sky
1:12:56 > 1:12:59# Snow angel
1:12:59 > 1:13:02# Be mine tonight... #
1:13:02 > 1:13:05Look, you've got a few more places before you're due to go on.
1:13:05 > 1:13:06- We're on the programme.- Yeah.
1:13:06 > 1:13:08I feel sick. I don't want to do it.
1:13:08 > 1:13:10I've got butterflies, Mr Poppy.
1:13:10 > 1:13:13- Why have you got butterflies? - Cos I'm just all nervous and tense.
1:13:15 > 1:13:17Hey, everybody. CHILDREN GASP
1:13:17 > 1:13:19Whoa. - Yes!
1:13:19 > 1:13:21The luck's back.
1:13:21 > 1:13:23# Well, she's my snow angel
1:13:23 > 1:13:24# Pure as the driven snow
1:13:24 > 1:13:27# Yeah, she's my snow angel
1:13:27 > 1:13:29# Come on, baby, let's go
1:13:29 > 1:13:31# Together we'll take things high
1:13:31 > 1:13:33# Run right towards the sky... #
1:13:34 > 1:13:38Boys, we're going to entertain a slight alteration to our piece.
1:13:38 > 1:13:40Are we going to cheat, Mr Peterson?
1:13:40 > 1:13:42We do not cheat.
1:13:42 > 1:13:44We succeed.
1:13:44 > 1:13:48- # Well, she's my snow angel - Snow angel
1:13:48 > 1:13:50# She's my snow angel
1:13:50 > 1:13:52# Snow angel
1:13:52 > 1:13:54# Together we'll take things high
1:13:54 > 1:13:56# Run right towards the sky
1:13:56 > 1:13:58# Snow angel
1:13:58 > 1:14:03# Be mine tonight. #
1:14:03 > 1:14:04THEY SCREAM EXCITEDLY
1:14:09 > 1:14:10SHE KNOCKS
1:14:10 > 1:14:13- What now?- Where are they? Where are my children?
1:14:13 > 1:14:16- I have no idea. Who are you? - Where is Mr Poppy
1:14:16 > 1:14:20and the 14 children and the missing baby that you abducted?
1:14:20 > 1:14:22- Is there anyone around, please? - Are they in there?
1:14:22 > 1:14:25- Hello! Can someone help me here? - Can somebody call the police?
1:14:25 > 1:14:27And next up, all the way from Ireland,
1:14:27 > 1:14:29is An Irish Christmas,
1:14:29 > 1:14:32singing The Spirit Of The Trees.
1:14:33 > 1:14:35- Madam, madam, please! - Get off me! Ah!
1:14:35 > 1:14:37Oh! Oh!
1:14:37 > 1:14:39HE YELPS
1:14:39 > 1:14:41It's all right. Sorry about this.
1:14:41 > 1:14:47# Snow, snow is falling
1:14:47 > 1:14:53# Over the hill
1:14:53 > 1:15:00# Snow, snow is falling
1:15:00 > 1:15:07# Christmas is here
1:15:14 > 1:15:16- Oh, what...? CHILDREN:- Urgh!
1:15:16 > 1:15:19What's that stink?
1:15:19 > 1:15:20Ohhh!
1:15:20 > 1:15:22- Is it...?- Oh, yeah.
1:15:22 > 1:15:24Um, Eleanor, can you give me your scarf?
1:15:24 > 1:15:27Mr Peterson, I'm going to go and find a little place to change her.
1:15:27 > 1:15:30- All right?- OK.- I'll be back in a minute. Do not move.
1:15:30 > 1:15:33# All must come and all must learn
1:15:33 > 1:15:35# Christmas will fore'er return
1:15:35 > 1:15:37# Christmas come, so bang the drum... #
1:15:37 > 1:15:39DRUMBEAT
1:15:39 > 1:15:41# Christmas is here... #
1:15:41 > 1:15:43UP-TEMPO DRUMMING
1:15:48 > 1:15:49- ALL:- Hey!
1:15:49 > 1:15:51Go on, boys.
1:15:53 > 1:15:54- Mr Peterson.- Yes?
1:15:54 > 1:15:56It's OK, I've changed her.
1:15:56 > 1:15:58Ha! What are you doing?
1:15:58 > 1:16:00You look ridiculous.
1:16:00 > 1:16:01Why are you wearing that?
1:16:01 > 1:16:02Because I'm about to step on stage.
1:16:02 > 1:16:04- About to go on stage now? - Of course.
1:16:04 > 1:16:06God. You take the baby. I'll go and get the children.
1:16:06 > 1:16:08- I'll be two seconds. - BABY CRIES
1:16:13 > 1:16:15# Bells ring out... # BELLS RING
1:16:15 > 1:16:17# Bells ring out... # BELLS CHIME
1:16:17 > 1:16:21# Christmas joy is here. #
1:16:21 > 1:16:23UP-TEMPO DRUMMING
1:16:28 > 1:16:30- ALL:- Hey!
1:16:33 > 1:16:35How did you get up here so quickly?
1:16:35 > 1:16:36I've been up here learning the song.
1:16:36 > 1:16:39I thought you looked better with the dicky bow and smart suit.
1:16:39 > 1:16:41I've been up here the whole time.
1:16:41 > 1:16:42What have you done with the baby?
1:16:42 > 1:16:45Well, I gave the baby to you.
1:16:45 > 1:16:47- ALL:- No.
1:16:47 > 1:16:49- BOTH:- Roderick!
1:16:49 > 1:16:51Right, we've got to save the baby.
1:16:51 > 1:16:53We've got to save the baby right now.
1:16:53 > 1:16:55# Go, fairies
1:16:57 > 1:16:59# Yeah, yeah
1:16:59 > 1:17:01# Christmas fairies
1:17:01 > 1:17:04# Come here to me
1:17:04 > 1:17:06# Yeah, yeah
1:17:06 > 1:17:08# Go, fairies
1:17:08 > 1:17:10# Come to me, you pretty things
1:17:10 > 1:17:12# And let me ride your fairy wings
1:17:12 > 1:17:14# Give me wishes all night long
1:17:14 > 1:17:17# And sing to me your fairy song... #
1:17:17 > 1:17:19- Oh, oh, oh, Mrs Bevan! - Get away, you!
1:17:19 > 1:17:22Changed your clothes again, have you, smarty-pants?
1:17:22 > 1:17:23That's his twin brother, Roderick.
1:17:23 > 1:17:25I'll explain everything very soon, I promise.
1:17:25 > 1:17:28- Right now, we've got to find Roderick and the baby.- Wait.
1:17:28 > 1:17:32- Can you just tell me off AFTER the show?- Desmond, stop it!
1:17:32 > 1:17:36I may not have any children of my own, but YOU are the nearest thing,
1:17:36 > 1:17:39and I've missed you and I love you.
1:17:39 > 1:17:42Oh!
1:17:42 > 1:17:44Thanks, Auntie Pat.
1:17:44 > 1:17:46# Wishes, wishes Little fairy wishes
1:17:46 > 1:17:49# We can give you all our tiny kisses
1:17:49 > 1:17:51# Wishes, wishes Little fairy spell
1:17:51 > 1:17:54# Put you in a Christmas wishing well. #
1:18:00 > 1:18:01That's our baby.
1:18:03 > 1:18:04Thank you.
1:18:04 > 1:18:06What a lovely surprise.
1:18:08 > 1:18:10What are you doing here?
1:18:10 > 1:18:13Well, right now, I'm just recovering the baby you kidnapped.
1:18:15 > 1:18:17You've got the baby.
1:18:17 > 1:18:19Whoa!
1:18:19 > 1:18:21We're taking that baby back now.
1:18:21 > 1:18:23Apparently the judges are rather tempted
1:18:23 > 1:18:25by that kind of mawkish sentimentality.
1:18:25 > 1:18:27This is not your baby and you're not taking it from us.
1:18:27 > 1:18:31Donald, I can take anything I want from you. Give me the baby.
1:18:31 > 1:18:33Boys. No, no. No, you're not.
1:18:33 > 1:18:36- Don't try and intimidate us... - I'm not moving from this space.
1:18:36 > 1:18:38- ..with the dead eye.- Take the baby!
1:18:38 > 1:18:39Get back!
1:18:39 > 1:18:41# Give me your number, call me, little fairy
1:18:41 > 1:18:44# You don't get our number, we're too wary
1:18:44 > 1:18:46# Give me your number, you look good
1:18:46 > 1:18:49# Fairies don't get on with the boyz in the hood, yeah
1:18:49 > 1:18:51# Come to me, you pretty things... #
1:18:51 > 1:18:52Lock them in.
1:18:52 > 1:18:53# And let me ride your fairy wings
1:18:53 > 1:18:56# Give me wishes all night long
1:18:56 > 1:18:59# And sing to me your fairy song
1:18:59 > 1:19:01# Go, fairies! #
1:19:01 > 1:19:04CHEERING
1:19:04 > 1:19:08Let us out! Let us out! Hey!
1:19:08 > 1:19:11- Merry Christmas, darling brother. - Roderick!
1:19:11 > 1:19:13Roderick! Get back...!
1:19:14 > 1:19:16Can I help you?
1:19:17 > 1:19:20Christmas is a time when we all start to think
1:19:20 > 1:19:23about the real meaning of Advent.
1:19:23 > 1:19:24Chocolates on the calendar.
1:19:24 > 1:19:27Last-minute shopping on the internet.
1:19:27 > 1:19:30Little boys and girls looking out of the window,
1:19:30 > 1:19:33wondering if Santa's going to bring them that toy
1:19:33 > 1:19:36they've been wanting all year round.
1:19:36 > 1:19:39So now, without further ado...
1:19:39 > 1:19:41Bring it up, bring it up.
1:19:41 > 1:19:46...I would like to introduce to you Shane and the Calendar Girls,
1:19:46 > 1:19:49singing Counting Down For Christmas.
1:19:49 > 1:19:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1:19:53 > 1:19:57You can keep your peace on Earth.
1:19:57 > 1:19:59You can keep your holy birth.
1:20:01 > 1:20:03Keep your frankincense and myrrh.
1:20:04 > 1:20:06Christmas cheer...what's that worth?
1:20:07 > 1:20:11I want something I can use.
1:20:11 > 1:20:14Designer clothes or groovy shoes.
1:20:14 > 1:20:17I want diamonds big and rough.
1:20:17 > 1:20:24# All I want is Christmas stuff
1:20:26 > 1:20:30# Counting down to Christmas every day
1:20:30 > 1:20:33# 24 windows to go
1:20:33 > 1:20:36# Hoping that we're going to get stuff, oh-oh-oh
1:20:36 > 1:20:39# Holding out for Santa, ho-ho-ho
1:20:39 > 1:20:42# Counting down to Christmas all the way
1:20:42 > 1:20:45# Feeling kind of glad I'm alive
1:20:45 > 1:20:48# Waiting for my stuff to arrive
1:20:48 > 1:20:51# Hope I get a fast car I can drive
1:20:51 > 1:20:53# You can keep your peace on Earth... #
1:20:53 > 1:20:55THEY ALL SHOUT
1:20:55 > 1:20:58# You can keep your holy birth
1:20:58 > 1:21:01# Keep your frankincense and myrrh
1:21:01 > 1:21:04# I want something with some worth
1:21:04 > 1:21:07# I want diamonds big and rough
1:21:07 > 1:21:10# Never stop, it's not enough
1:21:10 > 1:21:14# All I want for Christmas
1:21:14 > 1:21:18# Is Christmas stuff
1:21:18 > 1:21:20# Yeah, yeah
1:21:20 > 1:21:23# Oh, oh. #
1:21:23 > 1:21:24CHEERING
1:21:25 > 1:21:28- ALL:- Merry Christmas, everybody.
1:21:30 > 1:21:33Oh, that was wonderful. Well done.
1:21:33 > 1:21:35That's lovely. Aw.
1:21:35 > 1:21:37Well, no-one likes a show-off, do they?
1:21:37 > 1:21:41So, it is with great pleasure and humility
1:21:41 > 1:21:43that I introduce to you
1:21:43 > 1:21:46a choir that is, in my opinion, the best choir on the stage tonight.
1:21:46 > 1:21:48St Cuthbert's.
1:21:48 > 1:21:51They are singing Peace And Joy.
1:21:51 > 1:21:53Enjoy.
1:21:57 > 1:21:59# Hear the good news
1:21:59 > 1:22:01# Sent from on high
1:22:01 > 1:22:03# Glory to God
1:22:03 > 1:22:05# A new king is nigh
1:22:05 > 1:22:09- # We celebrate with peace and joy - The coming of a baby boy
1:22:09 > 1:22:13- # We celebrate - A light across the world
1:22:13 > 1:22:15# Rejoice, rejoice, our hearts are strong
1:22:15 > 1:22:17# A saviour born to hear our song
1:22:17 > 1:22:19# To right the rights of all that's wrong
1:22:19 > 1:22:21# A joy across the world
1:22:21 > 1:22:23# Joy of joy... #
1:22:23 > 1:22:24THEY ALL SHOUT
1:22:24 > 1:22:27# King of kings... #
1:22:27 > 1:22:29THEY SCREAM
1:22:29 > 1:22:30# Peace and joy
1:22:30 > 1:22:31THEY ALL SHOUT
1:22:31 > 1:22:33# Peace and joy
1:22:33 > 1:22:36# Joy! Joy! Joy! Joy!
1:22:36 > 1:22:38# Joy! #
1:22:45 > 1:22:51- SOLO:- # Where is Christmas?
1:22:51 > 1:22:54# Hiding underneath the tree? #
1:22:54 > 1:22:56That's my song.
1:22:56 > 1:22:57That... That's...
1:22:57 > 1:23:02# Christmas is coming to everyone but me
1:23:02 > 1:23:07WHOLE CHOIR: # Where is Christmas? #
1:23:07 > 1:23:08HE MUTTERS
1:23:08 > 1:23:13# Where is she?
1:23:13 > 1:23:19# Can it be that Christmas has abandoned me?
1:23:19 > 1:23:21# Joy of joy
1:23:21 > 1:23:24# Joy of joy
1:23:24 > 1:23:25# King of kings
1:23:25 > 1:23:27# King of kings
1:23:27 > 1:23:29# Peace and joy
1:23:29 > 1:23:31# Peace and joy
1:23:31 > 1:23:35# Joy! Joy! Joy! Joy!
1:23:35 > 1:23:38# Joy! #
1:23:38 > 1:23:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:23:42 > 1:23:43THEY ALL BOO
1:23:44 > 1:23:47Wow, wow, wow!
1:23:47 > 1:23:49Or in other words, game over.
1:23:49 > 1:23:51Roderick Peterson OBE.
1:23:51 > 1:23:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:23:53 > 1:23:57Mr Shakespeare! Mr Shakespeare!
1:23:57 > 1:24:00Mr Poppy, they've stolen my song!
1:24:00 > 1:24:02St Cuthbert's locked us in here!
1:24:02 > 1:24:04Look, we can't get out. Could you let us out?
1:24:04 > 1:24:07So, without further ado, I'd like to introduce the next act.
1:24:07 > 1:24:08Although I'm not sure there's much point
1:24:08 > 1:24:11in them coming out on stage after that.
1:24:11 > 1:24:13- Stay in your dressing rooms! - SHE LAUGHS
1:24:13 > 1:24:14No, I'm only joking.
1:24:14 > 1:24:17All the way from Coventry, it's St Bernadette's.
1:24:17 > 1:24:19CHEERING
1:24:22 > 1:24:25I'm sorry. Actually, they have been disqualified.
1:24:26 > 1:24:29You've been disqualified. How did that happen?
1:24:29 > 1:24:34Um, it's Oakmoor Choir, singing A Dickens Christmas.
1:24:34 > 1:24:35Follow that!
1:24:39 > 1:24:42You can be Oakmoor. Pretend to be us. Take our place.
1:24:42 > 1:24:45Just go on there. Just beat that RODERICK!
1:24:45 > 1:24:46Hideous man.
1:24:46 > 1:24:48Yeah, we'll beat him. Push us on.
1:24:48 > 1:24:52Come on, guys. It's Shakespeare's Globe!
1:24:52 > 1:24:53Yes!
1:25:02 > 1:25:04CHEERING
1:25:07 > 1:25:12# Used to be afraid of my own shadow
1:25:12 > 1:25:17# Used to think I'd never make the grade
1:25:17 > 1:25:19# Too scared to even dream the dream
1:25:19 > 1:25:22# Unsure of everything it means
1:25:22 > 1:25:26# But now my hopes are high, my life has changed
1:25:26 > 1:25:31# So bring on all your distant horizons
1:25:31 > 1:25:36ALL: # Make your climb just as steep as the skies
1:25:36 > 1:25:41# Yes, we can climb the mountain if we all share the load
1:25:41 > 1:25:46# Yes, we can reach the summit at the end of the road
1:25:46 > 1:25:49# If we lift our hearts to heaven
1:25:49 > 1:25:51# And reach out for the stars
1:25:51 > 1:25:56# Yes, we can climb the mountain cos the mountain is ours
1:25:56 > 1:25:59# The mountain is ours
1:25:59 > 1:26:01# Yes, we can, I'm sure we can
1:26:01 > 1:26:05# Never had too much belief in Christmas
1:26:06 > 1:26:11# Never had a Christmas wish come true
1:26:11 > 1:26:16# Never quite believed in why a baby born into a sty
1:26:16 > 1:26:20# Should have a thing to do with me or you
1:26:21 > 1:26:26# But now I feel the magic without me
1:26:26 > 1:26:30# And the stars shining down light the way
1:26:30 > 1:26:35# Yes, we can feel the loving and the hope on the way
1:26:35 > 1:26:40# Yes, we can keep on climbing till the end of the day
1:26:40 > 1:26:45# Let the white winter weather try and hinder our climb
1:26:45 > 1:26:50# Yes, we can climb the mountain because it's Christmas time
1:26:50 > 1:26:52# It's Christmas time. #
1:26:52 > 1:26:55CHEERING
1:26:55 > 1:26:58AUDIENCE CHANTS
1:27:01 > 1:27:06# This is our last Christmas together
1:27:06 > 1:27:11# We're going to make it last for ever
1:27:11 > 1:27:17# But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay
1:27:17 > 1:27:21# He was born in the hay
1:27:21 > 1:27:26# You want your big Christmas Day
1:27:26 > 1:27:31# You want your Santa and sleigh
1:27:31 > 1:27:37# But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay
1:27:37 > 1:27:40# He was born in the hay. #
1:27:40 > 1:27:42Come on, Oakmoor, unzip the back.
1:27:42 > 1:27:44One, two, three, four!
1:27:52 > 1:27:56# Christmas tinsel and jingle bells
1:27:56 > 1:27:58Presents beneath the tree
1:27:58 > 1:28:00# Oh, oh, oh, oh
1:28:00 > 1:28:03# Father Christmas and his little elves
1:28:03 > 1:28:07# Making stuff for you and stuff for me
1:28:07 > 1:28:10# Christmas magic, it wouldn't exist
1:28:10 > 1:28:15# A reindeer in the snow, no, no, no, no
1:28:15 > 1:28:18# If Angel Gaby hadn't tried to resist
1:28:18 > 1:28:22# On something only he could know
1:28:22 > 1:28:26# You want your big Christmas Day
1:28:26 > 1:28:29# You want your Santa and sleigh
1:28:29 > 1:28:34# But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay
1:28:34 > 1:28:38# He was born in the hay
1:28:38 > 1:28:42# Danger, danger in the manger Don't give baby to a stranger
1:28:42 > 1:28:45# Nasty Herod on his way Hide the baby in the hay
1:28:45 > 1:28:48# Don't be a sheep, just be a King
1:28:48 > 1:28:51# You want your big Christmas Day
1:28:51 > 1:28:56# You want your Santa and sleigh
1:28:56 > 1:29:01# But don't forget about the baby who was born in the hay
1:29:01 > 1:29:02# He was born in the hay
1:29:04 > 1:29:06# He was born in the hay
1:29:08 > 1:29:10# He was born in the...
1:29:10 > 1:29:14# He was born in the hay. #
1:29:15 > 1:29:19WILD CHEERING
1:29:30 > 1:29:32I've got it! I've got it!
1:29:32 > 1:29:35- Congratulations! - SHE SQUEALS
1:29:35 > 1:29:36Congratulations!
1:29:36 > 1:29:39- Yay! Oh, baby!- You were amazing!
1:29:39 > 1:29:41- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - All right, all right.
1:29:41 > 1:29:42Brilliant, wasn't it?
1:29:42 > 1:29:46For the last few hours, we've been trying to find you, you stupid boy.
1:29:46 > 1:29:49We did an encore. I don't know if you saw that, big man.
1:29:49 > 1:29:53- But we did an encore out there. - Who is this village idiot?
1:29:53 > 1:29:55This is Mr Poppy, and he's the one who wrote the song.
1:29:55 > 1:29:57Oh, really? Is that what you call it?
1:29:57 > 1:30:00Which one? The first or the second? Cos we did two.
1:30:00 > 1:30:03Yeah, we did... HE LAUGHS
1:30:03 > 1:30:05We're still going to win the competition.
1:30:05 > 1:30:07You know what? Oh, I'm sure you are going to win.
1:30:07 > 1:30:09And I hope you take the prize
1:30:09 > 1:30:11and I hope you shove it up your nose!
1:30:11 > 1:30:14We went out there and had fun!
1:30:14 > 1:30:16And that might not be important to you, Roderick,
1:30:16 > 1:30:19and it might not add up to all your OBEs,
1:30:19 > 1:30:22and all your reviews in newspapers,
1:30:22 > 1:30:24and all your international prizes,
1:30:24 > 1:30:27but having fun is pretty bloomin' important!
1:30:27 > 1:30:31There is no need to be so patronising to your brother.
1:30:31 > 1:30:33Shut up!
1:30:33 > 1:30:35How DARE you speak to your father like that?!
1:30:35 > 1:30:40I dare! I dare to tell you to shut up!
1:30:40 > 1:30:42And you! Both of you.
1:30:42 > 1:30:44- Can I have a go?- Yeah, go on.
1:30:44 > 1:30:45- Shut up!- Yeah!
1:30:45 > 1:30:47Yeah, and you shut up.
1:30:47 > 1:30:49I don't need you any more.
1:30:49 > 1:30:52I've got a proper family now. Look. And a baby on the way.
1:30:52 > 1:30:53This is my family.
1:30:53 > 1:30:56Yeah. Yeah. And HE'S my family.
1:30:56 > 1:31:00This. This stupid, crazy man dressed like a star
1:31:00 > 1:31:04who talks nonsense and drives buses that swim
1:31:04 > 1:31:08and gets us stranded on mountains and nearly drowns me in a river.
1:31:08 > 1:31:10He, in one day,
1:31:10 > 1:31:14has been more of a brother to me than you have EVER been!
1:31:14 > 1:31:16Can you please keep your voices down?
1:31:16 > 1:31:18Oh, you can shut up, too!
1:31:18 > 1:31:20Roderick, what's going on here?
1:31:20 > 1:31:22Angel, I'm afraid you'll have to call security.
1:31:22 > 1:31:24They have been disqualified and are refusing to leave.
1:31:24 > 1:31:27- Right, right. Rhys, Rhys.- No! No!
1:31:27 > 1:31:29Jub-jib-jib-jab-jahh!
1:31:29 > 1:31:31Don't bother calling security.
1:31:31 > 1:31:33We're leaving, very happily,
1:31:33 > 1:31:36with dignity and our heads held high.
1:31:36 > 1:31:40Good night, good luck, merry Christmas,
1:31:40 > 1:31:41thank you very much.
1:31:41 > 1:31:45As of now, you are officially banned from the building.
1:31:45 > 1:31:47If you are found, you will be arrested.
1:31:47 > 1:31:48Get out of the way!
1:31:48 > 1:31:51Sorry, can I just say I am a huge fan of your work.
1:31:51 > 1:31:53- Can I get an autograph? - Go on, then. Have you got a pen?
1:31:53 > 1:31:55- Have you got a pen?- Poppy!
1:31:55 > 1:31:57Right. I can post it.
1:31:57 > 1:31:59Cheer up, it's Christmas!
1:32:03 > 1:32:05I'm going to need a jab.
1:32:06 > 1:32:09CHEERING
1:32:09 > 1:32:12OK, so what an evening it's been, ladies and gentlemen.
1:32:12 > 1:32:15What an evening. But now the moment of truth.
1:32:15 > 1:32:17It's make-your-mind-up-time, judges.
1:32:17 > 1:32:20So while they come to the final -
1:32:20 > 1:32:24and what some people feel foregone - conclusion,
1:32:24 > 1:32:26I'd like to share something with you.
1:32:26 > 1:32:30Tonight, something very special has happened here on the stage...
1:32:30 > 1:32:33and something very special
1:32:33 > 1:32:35has happened here...in my heart.
1:32:37 > 1:32:39And that's the spirit of Christmas.
1:32:39 > 1:32:41We love you, Angel!
1:32:45 > 1:32:48# O, holy night
1:32:48 > 1:32:52# The stars are brightly shining... #
1:32:52 > 1:32:54- Oh!- You all right?
1:32:54 > 1:32:55- No, it's another one.- Really?
1:32:55 > 1:32:56Yes!
1:32:59 > 1:33:01Here we go. Good donkey. Good donkey.
1:33:01 > 1:33:03That's it.
1:33:03 > 1:33:07# In sin and error pining
1:33:07 > 1:33:09# Till he appeared
1:33:09 > 1:33:13# And the soul felt its worth
1:33:14 > 1:33:16# A thrill of hope... #
1:33:16 > 1:33:18Follow me, everybody!
1:33:18 > 1:33:21# The weary world rejoices
1:33:21 > 1:33:23# As yonder breaks... #
1:33:23 > 1:33:24Look! A barn.
1:33:24 > 1:33:28# A new and glorious morn
1:33:28 > 1:33:34- # Fall on your knees... # - Come on, this way!
1:33:34 > 1:33:36- Breathe. You need to breathe. - Get the coat off.
1:33:36 > 1:33:40# Oh, hear the angel voices... #
1:33:40 > 1:33:42SHE GROANS
1:33:42 > 1:33:46# Oh, night divine... #
1:33:46 > 1:33:49Go on! Get in there!
1:33:49 > 1:33:52- Roll the sleeves up! Sleeves up! - I can't do this.- Watch off.
1:33:52 > 1:33:55- I'm going in.- No.- Fine. - No, you're not.
1:33:55 > 1:33:57Mr Poppy! Mr Poppy, get back here!
1:33:57 > 1:34:02# Divine Oh, night... #
1:34:02 > 1:34:04One, two, three...
1:34:04 > 1:34:05Push!
1:34:05 > 1:34:07That's it!
1:34:07 > 1:34:08Oh, here it comes.
1:34:08 > 1:34:10Here it comes. THUD!
1:34:10 > 1:34:11BABY CRIES
1:34:11 > 1:34:15# Of faith serenely beaming
1:34:15 > 1:34:21# With glowing hearts by his cradle we stand
1:34:23 > 1:34:25# O'er the world
1:34:25 > 1:34:28# A star is sweetly gleaming... #
1:34:28 > 1:34:30- What's wrong? - Oh, something's happening.
1:34:30 > 1:34:33# Now come the wise men
1:34:33 > 1:34:37# From out the Orient land... #
1:34:37 > 1:34:40- The baby's nearly there. He's nearly here. Come on.- OK.
1:34:40 > 1:34:41Come on, you can do it. I believe in you.
1:34:41 > 1:34:43# Lay thus lowly manger... #
1:34:43 > 1:34:45SARAH GROANS
1:34:45 > 1:34:48# In all our trials
1:34:48 > 1:34:50# Born to be our friends... #
1:34:50 > 1:34:51Oh!
1:34:51 > 1:34:53# He knows our need... #
1:34:53 > 1:34:56BABY CRIES
1:34:56 > 1:34:58There's your mummy.
1:34:58 > 1:35:04# Our weakness is no stranger
1:35:04 > 1:35:10# O, night divine
1:35:10 > 1:35:17# The night when Christ was born
1:35:17 > 1:35:21# O, night... #
1:35:21 > 1:35:22Two of them?!
1:35:25 > 1:35:27# The night... #
1:35:27 > 1:35:28Come on in, Grandad.
1:35:28 > 1:35:31This is amazing. Amazing.
1:35:31 > 1:35:33Look, here's your grandad.
1:35:34 > 1:35:37I'm really proud of you, Donald. Really proud.
1:35:37 > 1:35:38BABY CRIES
1:35:41 > 1:35:44CHEERING
1:35:50 > 1:35:53And now comes the moment we've all been waiting for -
1:35:53 > 1:35:55to crown the winners...
1:35:55 > 1:35:57of A Song For Christmas.
1:35:57 > 1:36:01Rhys. I'm so excited. I can't wait.
1:36:01 > 1:36:03Right, thank you.
1:36:04 > 1:36:06And the winners are...
1:36:06 > 1:36:07DRUMROLL
1:36:11 > 1:36:13..St Cuth...
1:36:13 > 1:36:15Oakmoor!
1:36:15 > 1:36:16- THEY GASP - That right?
1:36:16 > 1:36:18Right, Oakmoor, ladies and gentlemen.
1:36:18 > 1:36:20- HE LAUGHS - Get out of the way!
1:36:23 > 1:36:25- It wasn't even our song, sir. - Shh. It doesn't matter.
1:36:25 > 1:36:29Shut up. We've won. Yes!
1:36:31 > 1:36:33I've won.
1:36:33 > 1:36:35Yes!
1:36:35 > 1:36:37I've won!
1:36:37 > 1:36:40I've won! Whoo!
1:36:41 > 1:36:44DONALD: And so, on that magical night,
1:36:44 > 1:36:47under the stars, in a tumbledown barn,
1:36:47 > 1:36:50the miracle of Christmas happened to me.
1:36:50 > 1:36:52And, just as I'd hoped,
1:36:52 > 1:36:57it really was the best Christmas ever.
1:36:57 > 1:37:01# Peace falls over the valley
1:37:01 > 1:37:05# Hearts are lifted with love
1:37:05 > 1:37:13# Joy falls into our lives like a star from above in the valley
1:37:16 > 1:37:19# Everybody all over the world
1:37:19 > 1:37:21# Are you feeling this feeling tonight? #
1:37:21 > 1:37:23Roddy.
1:37:23 > 1:37:24Donald.
1:37:26 > 1:37:28Well, it seems congratulations are in order.
1:37:28 > 1:37:30Yeah. Thank you.
1:37:30 > 1:37:34And you're an uncle. HE LAUGHS
1:37:34 > 1:37:36Yes. Yes, I am.
1:37:36 > 1:37:38Twin boys.
1:37:38 > 1:37:42Let's hope they get on a little better than we've managed.
1:37:42 > 1:37:45Yeah.
1:37:45 > 1:37:46It would be nice...
1:37:47 > 1:37:51..if perhaps we could get the family together a little more often.
1:37:51 > 1:37:52Yeah.
1:37:53 > 1:37:54I'd like that.
1:37:54 > 1:37:55Mm.
1:37:57 > 1:37:58Good.
1:38:02 > 1:38:09# Joy falls into our lives and makes everything right in this valley
1:38:12 > 1:38:16# Everybody all over the world... #
1:38:16 > 1:38:18VOICE WAVERING: Thanks.
1:38:18 > 1:38:20Merry Christmas.
1:38:20 > 1:38:25# It's all right if the snow's coming down
1:38:25 > 1:38:28# And the blizzards engulf every town
1:38:29 > 1:38:32# Cos it's cold outside
1:38:32 > 1:38:36# But Hawaii in my heart this Christmas
1:38:36 > 1:38:38# This Christmas
1:38:38 > 1:38:42# It's all right if the snow starts to fall
1:38:42 > 1:38:43# Snow starts to fall
1:38:43 > 1:38:46# And the chill wind descends on us all
1:38:46 > 1:38:48# Snow starts to fall
1:38:48 > 1:38:50# Cos it's cold outside
1:38:50 > 1:38:55# But Hawaii in my heart this Christmas
1:38:55 > 1:38:58# This Christmas
1:38:58 > 1:39:02# It's cold outside It's cold outside
1:39:02 > 1:39:07# But Hawaii in my heart tonight. #
1:39:07 > 1:39:09- DONKEY BRAYS SOFTLY DEEP VOICE:- Merry Christmas.
1:39:09 > 1:39:11THEY ALL LAUGH
1:39:22 > 1:39:24# When Shan got stuck up the chimney... #
1:39:24 > 1:39:27Sorry. Who is it getting stuck up there? Shnamna?
1:39:27 > 1:39:30- Santa. - Santa! Go on, then. Sing it.
1:39:30 > 1:39:33# When Shan got stuck up the chimney... #
1:39:33 > 1:39:35It's got... We're missing it, aren't we?
1:39:35 > 1:39:39# Oh, silent night
1:39:39 > 1:39:40# Holy night... #
1:39:40 > 1:39:43Stop it there. Yes, it's pathetic...
1:39:43 > 1:39:44in a very good way.
1:39:44 > 1:39:48Um, Pixie, what's your Christmas wish, Pixie?
1:39:48 > 1:39:51I wish that it would be Christmas every day.
1:39:51 > 1:39:53# I'm a little snowflake... # SHE PUFFS
1:39:56 > 1:39:58BUZZER
1:39:58 > 1:40:01# We wish you a merry Christmas
1:40:01 > 1:40:03# We wish you a merry Christmas... #
1:40:03 > 1:40:06YOU can go and sit down.
1:40:06 > 1:40:09Why did the dog sit by the fire?
1:40:09 > 1:40:12I don't know. Why did the dog sit by the fire?
1:40:12 > 1:40:15Because he wanted to be a hot dog.
1:40:15 > 1:40:18THEY LAUGH
1:40:18 > 1:40:22I want you to be an elf. Think of an elf. Picture that elf.
1:40:22 > 1:40:24And then dance as that elf.
1:40:24 > 1:40:27# Ding-dong merrily on high
1:40:27 > 1:40:30# In heaven bells are ringing... #
1:40:30 > 1:40:31Why... On...
1:40:34 > 1:40:36Why did the cow cross the road?
1:40:36 > 1:40:39I don't know. Why did the cow cross the road?
1:40:39 > 1:40:42To go to the moo-vies.
1:40:42 > 1:40:43The what?
1:40:43 > 1:40:45Moooo-vies.
1:40:45 > 1:40:48BUZZER
1:40:48 > 1:40:50Back to the classrooms. Hang your head in shame.
1:40:52 > 1:40:57# With the angelic host proclaim
1:40:57 > 1:41:01# Christ is born in Bethlehem
1:41:01 > 1:41:05# Hark! The herald angels sing
1:41:05 > 1:41:09# Glory to the newborn king. #
1:41:09 > 1:41:11Lewis, do you think that kind of singing
1:41:11 > 1:41:13is going to win The Song For Christmas?
1:41:13 > 1:41:16- No, Mr Shakespeare. - Nor do I. Sit down.
1:41:16 > 1:41:20I do have a sad story but I don't have a song or a dance.
1:41:20 > 1:41:21We love sad stories.
1:41:21 > 1:41:24Sad stories are the things that inspire other things.
1:41:24 > 1:41:25What's your sad story?
1:41:25 > 1:41:27Um, my mum came home from work.
1:41:27 > 1:41:28She went to my nanny's
1:41:28 > 1:41:33and then she found out that my nanny's dog died.
1:41:40 > 1:41:43# Countin' down to Christmas every day
1:41:43 > 1:41:46# 24 windows to go
1:41:46 > 1:41:50# Hoping that we're going to get snow
1:41:50 > 1:41:53# Holding out for Santa, ho-ho-ho
1:41:53 > 1:41:56# Counting down to Christmas all the way
1:41:56 > 1:41:59# Feeling kind of glad I'm alive
1:41:59 > 1:42:02# Waiting for my stuff to arrive
1:42:02 > 1:42:05# I hope I get a fast car I can drive
1:42:05 > 1:42:08# You can keep your peace on Earth
1:42:08 > 1:42:11# You can keep your holy birth
1:42:11 > 1:42:14# Keep your frankincense and myrrh
1:42:14 > 1:42:17# I want something with some worth
1:42:17 > 1:42:20# I want diamonds big and rough
1:42:20 > 1:42:24# Never stop, it's not enough
1:42:24 > 1:42:29# All I want is Christmas stuff
1:42:29 > 1:42:31# Oh, counting down to Christmas... #
1:42:31 > 1:42:36# Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la la-la-la... #
1:42:36 > 1:42:39It's the most miserable "jolly" I've ever seen.
1:42:39 > 1:42:42# Holding out for Santa, ho-ho-ho
1:42:42 > 1:42:45# Counting down to Christmas all the way... #
1:42:45 > 1:42:49# Jingle bells, jingle bells Batman smells
1:42:49 > 1:42:52# Santa got stuck up the chimney
1:42:52 > 1:42:54# And then he lost his willy. #
1:42:54 > 1:42:57Hoo-hoo! It's a bit blue!
1:42:57 > 1:43:00# You can keep your holy... #
1:43:00 > 1:43:03# All is calm
1:43:03 > 1:43:05# All is bright... #
1:43:05 > 1:43:06Let's see your eyes.
1:43:06 > 1:43:10# Round the virgin so... #
1:43:10 > 1:43:13Yes, all right, sit down. I'll have to think about you.
1:43:13 > 1:43:15# All I want for Christmas... #
1:43:15 > 1:43:18Here we go. "Christmas ain't for paupers."
1:43:18 > 1:43:20- POSH ACCENT: - Christmas ain't for paupers.
1:43:20 > 1:43:23Now can you do it like a working class person?
1:43:23 > 1:43:25- COCKNEY ACCENT: - Christmas ain't for paupers.
1:43:25 > 1:43:26Brilliant! It's so accurate.
1:43:26 > 1:43:30You see, it's so authentic, that. Did you feel it?
1:43:30 > 1:43:33# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
1:43:33 > 1:43:36# How I wonder what you are
1:43:36 > 1:43:38# Up above the world so high
1:43:38 > 1:43:42# Like a...star in the sky
1:43:42 > 1:43:45# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
1:43:45 > 1:43:49# How I wonder what you are. #
1:43:49 > 1:43:51- Wow! - APPLAUSE
1:43:58 > 1:44:01# Christmas is for crackers on the Christmas tree
1:44:01 > 1:44:05# Christmas is for kisses that you give to me
1:44:05 > 1:44:08# Christmas is the footprints in the fluffy snow
1:44:08 > 1:44:12# Christmas is the hanging of the mistletoe
1:44:12 > 1:44:15# Christmas is for stockings that we like to fill
1:44:15 > 1:44:18# Christmas is for happiness and all goodwill
1:44:18 > 1:44:22# Christmas means I'm going to need a slimmin' pill
1:44:22 > 1:44:25# And that's why we call it merry Christmas
1:44:25 > 1:44:30# And that's why we call it merry Christmas! #
1:44:30 > 1:44:32Merry Christmas, everybody!