Mr Peabody & Sherman

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0:00:53 > 0:00:55PEABODY: Our story begins high over New York City

0:00:55 > 0:00:57in the luxurious penthouse apartment

0:00:57 > 0:01:00of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oh. Sorry. You caught me doing my yoga.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06You were expecting downward dog, perhaps?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08HE CHUCKLES

0:01:08 > 0:01:10My name is Mr Peabody.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12And since we're going to be spending some time together

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18You see, ever since I was a pup it was clear that I was different.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19DOG BARKING

0:01:19 > 0:01:21PEABODY: 'I tried to fit in...'

0:01:21 > 0:01:22No, thank you.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24'..but never could.'

0:01:24 > 0:01:27As I grew, I saw more and more of my littermates

0:01:27 > 0:01:29being chosen by their new families.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30SNARLING

0:01:30 > 0:01:33But for some reason, I never was.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Come on, boy! Fetch the stick!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39But why? Won't you just throw it again?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41It's an exercise in futility.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44I don't want this one, Mommy. He's sarcastic.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Wait, wait! Come back! Throw the stick.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49I'll stay, I'll heel, I'll even shake hands.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Bark, bark?

0:01:50 > 0:01:54'So, without a family of my own'

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I dedicated myself to the pursuit of knowledge,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59culture, and athletics. GASPS OF AWE

0:01:59 > 0:02:00CHEERING

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I received my degree at Harvard.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Vale-dog-torian, of course.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05- STUDENTS:- Yay!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08And then, I devoted myself to helping mankind.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11I pioneered new techniques in alternative energy.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13COW FARTS

0:02:13 > 0:02:14- AUDIENCE:- Yay!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Resolved geopolitical conflicts around the globe.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20CHEERING

0:02:20 > 0:02:21And in my spare time

0:02:21 > 0:02:23I invented the fist bump, planking, tearaway pants...

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Auto-Tune...

0:02:24 > 0:02:26..the backside ollie

0:02:26 > 0:02:27and Zumba.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29# Now go

0:02:29 > 0:02:30# Stop

0:02:30 > 0:02:32# Drop

0:02:32 > 0:02:34# Pause. #

0:02:34 > 0:02:38But what I'm most proud of is my son, Sherman.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Hi, Mr Peabody.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh! (Have you told them about the WABAC?)

0:02:43 > 0:02:45(I was just getting to that.)

0:02:45 > 0:02:49When I adopted Sherman, I vowed to be the best father I could be.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51To prepare him for all the wonders of the world,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53present and past.

0:02:53 > 0:02:58And so, Sherman inspired the greatest invention of my life...

0:02:58 > 0:02:59a time machine.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Of course, time travel can be a bit unpredictable.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12There are bound to be a few mishaps along the way.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Let's just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisa wasn't always leaning.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19But there's nothing like learning the lessons of history first-hand. Right, Sherman?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Where are we going today, Mr Peabody?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Not "where," Sherman.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24"When."

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Whoa! This is the biggest house I've ever seen!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43It's the Palace of Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45You know, she was mostly famous for one thing.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Cake!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I love cake so much.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51SHE GIGGLES

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Marie Antoinette sure likes cake, Mr Peabody.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Indeed she does.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Marie was a woman with a prodigious appetite

0:04:00 > 0:04:02for all things covered with frosting.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05But her expensive tastes made her the target of much criticism.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Why?- Because, Sherman, during Marie's reign, the common people

0:04:08 > 0:04:11of France were exceedingly poor.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12You got any bread?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15No! I'm exceedingly poor.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Now, can we have some cake?

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Mais, oui.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Oh, yeah, sorry. - HE LAUGHS

0:04:20 > 0:04:22"May we" have some cake?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mais, oui!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Maybe she can't hear me through the hair.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Sherman, what the queen means is...

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Ah! Let them eat cake!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36When the queen heard the poor of Paris could not even buy bread

0:04:36 > 0:04:39she said, "Let them eat cake."

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- No!- Oui! I heard it myself.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- It's a scandal!- It's an outrage! - Down with the queen!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Down with the monarchy!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Wait!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48What kind of cake?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Vive la revolution!

0:04:51 > 0:04:52CROWD CHANT

0:04:52 > 0:04:54THEY ALL GASP

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Smashing party, Your Majesty.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I must be...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Sherman? Sherman?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Sherman!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Sherman?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Sherman! Here, Sherman. HE WHISTLES

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Hey, Mr Peabody.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15What are you doing in here?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Trying these other cakes.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21There's one in here with whipped cream and strawberries that's...

0:05:21 > 0:05:23pretty fantastic!

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Sherman,

0:05:24 > 0:05:26don't you remember why I told you to stay

0:05:26 > 0:05:28close to me during the French Revolution?

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Because after the French Revolution

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- it was going to rain?- Close.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34I said, "After the French Revolution comes

0:05:34 > 0:05:36"the Reign of Terror!"

0:05:36 > 0:05:38THEY ALL SCREAM

0:05:39 > 0:05:41CROWD: Vive la revolution!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Round up the aristocrats.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46INDISTINCT CHEERING

0:05:47 > 0:05:49GRUNTS

0:05:49 > 0:05:51GROANS

0:05:51 > 0:05:53CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY

0:05:58 > 0:06:01The queen and her aristocratic cronies

0:06:01 > 0:06:03must pay the price for their gluttony.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06We will slaughter them like the dogs they are.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Starting with this one!

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Mr Peabody!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12What should I do?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Nothing, Sherman. Just stay right there.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16But, Mr Peabody!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Everything is going to be fine, Sherman.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Just stay right there.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28- Off with his head! - CHEERING

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Mr Peabody!

0:06:33 > 0:06:34HE GROANS

0:06:39 > 0:06:40A cantaloupe?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42The lowest of the fruits.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Who dares to insult me with this melon?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Get that dog!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Mr Peabody, how did you escape?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58It's simple, Sherman. I noticed the distance between the sewer lids,

0:06:58 > 0:07:00reasoned that there must be one directly under the guillotine,

0:07:00 > 0:07:02noted the loose board under the basket, computed the angle

0:07:02 > 0:07:05at which the setting sun would bounce off your glasses,

0:07:05 > 0:07:06blinding the executioner,

0:07:06 > 0:07:08and chose that moment to swipe the executioner's melon,

0:07:08 > 0:07:11giving me the added weight to tip the boards, facilitating my exit.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12That's amazing!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13It's not amazing.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16It was just a matter of... keeping my head.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- SHERMAN LAUGHS - "Keeping your head."

0:07:18 > 0:07:19I don't get it.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21There he is! After them!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Come, Sherman, quick!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh, this water tastes terrible.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Interestingly, that's not water.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32HE SPLUTTERS

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Ha-ha!

0:07:36 > 0:07:37I've got you now.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Indeed you have, Monsieur Robespierre.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44And what a master of the chase you are.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Oh, you noticed? - Of course.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Doubling back on me like that. That was genius.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Thank you.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53I just hope you don't take my little confederate, here.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- I depend on him so completely. - Get over here, you.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Drats! You're devilishly clever.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I know. And much quicker than you as well.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01But are you quick enough...for this?

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Ha-ha! See? Quick!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Quick, yes, but not too smart.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh! Another cantaloupe!

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Your sword!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10All right, Sherman, looks like it's time

0:08:10 > 0:08:12for a little pop quiz in the art of fencing.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Go!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Attack! Parry! Thrust! Repeat!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- No.- Remise!

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Good boy!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20SOLDIERS LAUGH

0:08:20 > 0:08:21HE GRUNTS

0:08:29 > 0:08:30- Oh! - THEY GASP

0:08:30 > 0:08:32GROWLING

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- THEY GASP - Huh?

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Ha-ha! You missed!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36I never miss.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38RUMBLING

0:08:39 > 0:08:40THEY GASP

0:08:40 > 0:08:43SOLDIERS SCREAM Hop on!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Whoa!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Whoa! Whoa!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Yeah! Whoa!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yeah!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Do you smell that, Sherman?

0:08:54 > 0:08:55It wasn't me, Mr Peabody.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56I know it wasn't you.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58It's the methane gas in the sewer system.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01And given the fact that it ignites at 306 degrees Fahrenheit

0:09:01 > 0:09:04we're about to use it to blast out of here!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Hang on!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Whoo!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Wow!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Nice landing, eh, Sherman? - Oof!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31So, what did you learn today, Sherman?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33That the French Revolution was crazy.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34How so?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37All those guys getting their heads chopped off

0:09:37 > 0:09:39and nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42And think, Marie Antoinette could have avoided the whole revolution

0:09:42 > 0:09:43if she'd simply issued an edict

0:09:43 > 0:09:45to distribute bread amongst the poor.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47But then, she couldn't have had her dessert.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Why not, Mr Peabody?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Because, Sherman, you can't have

0:09:50 > 0:09:53your cake and "edict", too.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54HE LAUGHS

0:09:54 > 0:09:55I don't get it.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57MECHANICAL HUMMING

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Where are we going to go tomorrow, Mr Peabody?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Ancient Rome? The Wild West? 1492?

0:10:10 > 0:10:14No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't be going to any of those places.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Oh. Why not? - Because tomorrow's adventure

0:10:16 > 0:10:19is one that you're going to be taking all on your own.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21What do you mean, Mr Peabody?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Don't you remember? It's your first day of school.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Oh. Can I drive? - Of course not.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Remember, Sherman, "i" before "e" except after "c."

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I know, Mr Peabody!

0:10:41 > 0:10:43And don't forget about the commutative principle.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Two plus three equals three plus two.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I know, Mr Peabody!

0:10:46 > 0:10:50And if you have to go to the bathroom just raise your hand proudly and say, "I have to go."

0:10:50 > 0:10:51I will, Mr Peabody.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54And remember, the number two pencil is standard for most uses

0:10:54 > 0:10:56but there are times when a number one comes in handy.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I left a little pencil chart in your backpack

0:10:58 > 0:11:01which you can consult if it ever becomes a judgment call.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03I think I'll be OK!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- OK, bye, Mr Peabody. - Wait.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- See you after school. - Sherman!

0:11:10 > 0:11:13I got to go. I got to sign up for the clubs.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14No-one is more in favour of participation

0:11:14 > 0:11:16in fraternal organisations than I.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20But before you go, I want you to have this.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Thanks. What is it?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24A dog whistle.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26HE BLOWS

0:11:26 > 0:11:28HE SHUDDERS

0:11:28 > 0:11:30It doesn't work, Mr Peabody.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32HE GROANS

0:11:32 > 0:11:33It works fine, Sherman.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36It's just a frequency only dogs can hear.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Oh, cool.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Let that little keepsake be a reminder to you

0:11:40 > 0:11:42that no matter what challenges you face,

0:11:42 > 0:11:45no matter how far away I might seem...

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Bye, Mr Peabody!

0:11:50 > 0:11:52..I'm with you.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01George Washington.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Who can tell me who he is?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Oh, me! I can! I can!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Uh... Sherman.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11The first President of the United States of America.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Good job.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15And when President Washington was a little boy

0:12:15 > 0:12:18what kind of tree did he cut down?

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Penny? - A cherry tree.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Apocryphal. - What kind of tree is that?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's not a tree. It's a word. "Apocryphal".

0:12:26 > 0:12:28It means that story is not true.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29- Really? - Yeah.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31George Washington never cut down a cherry tree

0:12:31 > 0:12:33and he never said he couldn't lie.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36People made those stories up to teach kids a lesson about lying

0:12:36 > 0:12:38but they're not true. He did cross the Delaware River,

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Christmas night, 1776, though.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43My dad took me there this summer. We crossed it, too.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- I fell in. - STUDENTS LAUGH

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Looks like someone really knows their history, huh, Penny?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54SHE GROWLS

0:12:54 > 0:12:56INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:12:56 > 0:12:58It's really great meeting you guys.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Maybe you can come over to my house sometime.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I could bring my new model. It's a hydrogen atom.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04You've only got one, huh?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Guess we'll have to split it.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- THEY ALL LAUGH - Good one!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Check it, guys.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16What do you got there, Sherman?

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Kibbles or bits?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Actually, I've got baby carrots,

0:13:20 > 0:13:22organic apple juice, and a tuna sandwich.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25It's super-high in omega-3s.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28So, you eat human food, huh?

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Yeah. Why wouldn't I?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Because you're a dog.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32No, I'm not.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Sure you are. Your dad is a dog, so you're a dog, too.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37I think you're confused. It's an adoptive relationship.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Zip it, Carl. - OK.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Here, I'll show you. Fetch!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44STUDENTS GASP

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Go on, doggy. Go get your lunch.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Go on. Go get it.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49THEY ALL LAUGH

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Ugh. The humiliation.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Sherman, go get your food.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Make like a good little doggy.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Ruff-ruff!

0:13:57 > 0:13:58SHE CHUCKLES

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- What's this? - It's mine!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Give it back!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- What is it? A whistle? - SHE BLOWS

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Ugh! Stupid thing doesn't even work.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13It's a dog whistle, Penny.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Back up, Carl. - OK.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Penny, that whistle is my private property.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Give it back!- Jump, doggy, jump.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23I am not a dog.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Come on, Sherman!

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Just admit it. You're a dog. Say it.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Let me go!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Not until you beg like a dog.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Come on, Sherman. Beg!

0:14:33 > 0:14:35STUDENTS CHANT: Fight, fight, fight!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37BELL RINGS

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Mr Peabody, thank you for coming in on such short notice

0:14:40 > 0:14:43to discuss the problem with Sherman.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Oh, it's not a problem at all, Principal Purdy.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46- I fully expected this. - You did?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Yes. And, as with all things Sherman-related, I prepared for it.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Here's a curriculum that takes Sherman's advanced preparation

0:14:52 > 0:14:54into account but won't mean he has to skip one or more grades.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Mr Peabody...- Here are some pre-algebra worksheets,

0:14:56 > 0:14:59an advanced reading list and a link to a website I created

0:14:59 > 0:15:01so he can start studying Mandarin Chinese.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- It is, after all, the language of the future.- Mr Peabody!

0:15:03 > 0:15:06I'm not saying he shouldn't study French, too, Principal Purdy.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08- I'm saying have him do both. - Mr Peabody!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10What? Not enough? Swahili?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12HE SPEAKS SWAHILI

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Sherman got into a fight today.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Oh, dear.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Pictures were taken

0:15:17 > 0:15:20for insurance purposes.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29He bit her.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr Peabody.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37After all, you are a dog.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Who, may I ask, are you?

0:15:38 > 0:15:42I am Ms Grunion from the Bureau of Child Safety and Protection.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46We're required by law to contact them whenever there's an...

0:15:47 > 0:15:48..incident.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Sherman's never done anything like this before.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52I'm sure he must have had a reason.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Well, the girl was being a bit of a bully...

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Quiet, Purdy!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58It's normal for children to tease.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00It's not normal for them to bite.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Clearly, it's because of how he's being raised.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06In my opinion, a dog can never be

0:16:06 > 0:16:09a suitable parent to a little boy.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10I must point out, Ms Grunion,

0:16:10 > 0:16:13that I won the right to adopt Sherman in a court of law.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16And the court can take it away from you.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20I'll be coming to your home tomorrow evening to conduct an investigation.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24If I discover that you are, in any way, an unfit parent

0:16:24 > 0:16:28I will see to it Sherman is removed from your custody.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30PENCIL SHARPENER WHIRS

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Permanently.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38I hope I've made myself clear.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Crystal.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47I'm sorry I bit her, Mr Peabody.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48I won't do it again.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50You're darn tooting you won't do it again.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53This kind of wanton violence is totally unacceptable.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57And rather uncharacteristic, given how you feel about Mr Gandhi.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58What on earth provoked it?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04She called me a dog.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Well, all right, then.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Thank you for telling me.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Try and get some sleep.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I love you, Mr Peabody.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I have a deep regard for you as well, Sherman.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57# Close your eyes

0:18:00 > 0:18:02# Have no fear

0:18:03 > 0:18:07# The master's gone He's on the run

0:18:07 > 0:18:09# And your daddy's here

0:18:12 > 0:18:16# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:18:16 > 0:18:17TRUMPETING

0:18:21 > 0:18:23SPECTATORS CHEER

0:18:23 > 0:18:26# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:18:28 > 0:18:30# Before you go to sleep

0:18:32 > 0:18:34# Say a little prayer

0:18:37 > 0:18:40# Every day, in every way

0:18:40 > 0:18:43# It's getting better and better

0:18:45 > 0:18:50# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:18:54 > 0:18:58# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:19:02 > 0:19:05# A hard road to hoe

0:19:05 > 0:19:09# Yes, it's a long way to go

0:19:09 > 0:19:11# But in the meantime

0:19:14 > 0:19:16HE LAUGHS

0:19:16 > 0:19:17# Before you cross the street

0:19:18 > 0:19:20# Take my hand

0:19:22 > 0:19:24BABY CRIES

0:19:24 > 0:19:28# Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

0:19:30 > 0:19:36# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:19:38 > 0:19:40HE COOS

0:19:40 > 0:19:44# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy... #

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Mr Peabody...

0:19:47 > 0:19:49you are a Nobel Prize-winning scientist.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51An advisor to heads of state.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53A captain of industry.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Why would you want to adopt a boy?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Because, Your Honour,

0:19:57 > 0:20:03when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08A home.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges

0:20:10 > 0:20:12of raising a human boy?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15With all due respect, how hard could it be?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Very well, then.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21If a boy can adopt a dog

0:20:21 > 0:20:25I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26SHERMAN GURGLES

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Da-da!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31No, Sherman, not "Da-da."

0:20:31 > 0:20:34You shall call me "Mr Peabody".

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Or, in less formal moments, simply "Peabody".

0:20:36 > 0:20:38SHERMAN BABBLES

0:20:38 > 0:20:39That's right.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41"Mr Pea-baba."

0:20:41 > 0:20:46# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy. #

0:21:04 > 0:21:06SIZZLING

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- What's cooking, Mr Peabody? - Oh, nothing much.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Just a little Dungeness crab with a passion-fruit basil concasse.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Some truffled quails in a juniper-berry reduction.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31And Baked Alaska.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Wow! Is today some kind of special occasion?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- You could say. - It's not my birthday.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37No, it isn't.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38It's not your birthday.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Right again.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42It's not fathers' day. Is it?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Nope. It's not fathers' day. DOORBELL RINGS

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Is the President coming to dinner again?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- No.- Oh.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50So, who's coming to dinner?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Let's just say, if the evening is a success

0:21:52 > 0:21:55we can put this whole "biting" business behind us.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58HE GASPS

0:22:02 > 0:22:05The Petersons! Welcome.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06So, he's literally a dog.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Paul!

0:22:07 > 0:22:08No, that's all right.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Although, I prefer "literate dog".

0:22:11 > 0:22:12That's funny.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Isn't that funny, Paul?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15HE GRUMBLES

0:22:15 > 0:22:17He's not a big laugher.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19We're so delighted you could make it on such short notice.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Aren't we, Sherman?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Aren't we, Sherman?

0:22:23 > 0:22:27Yeah, we're interested in what's going on, that's for sure.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Say hello to Penny, Sherman.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Hi, Penny.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Hello, Sherman.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Now, why don't you go show Penny

0:22:33 > 0:22:35your mineral collection, Sherman?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I'm sure she'll find those new geodes

0:22:37 > 0:22:39of yours fascinating.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Come on.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45I am so glad you accepted my invitation.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Now, the kids can resolve their differences

0:22:47 > 0:22:48before Ms Grunion arrives.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51You're barking up the wrong tree, mister. In fact,

0:22:51 > 0:22:53if it weren't for Patty, I would have pressed charges already.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55And I have to tell you, Peabody,

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- where my daughter is concerned, nothing is more important than... - PHONE RINGS

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Hello. Sure, I'll take a survey.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04RHYTHMIC CLACKING

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Everything going swimmingly?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Ugh.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Why didn't you tell me she was coming over here?

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Because I didn't want you to worry. HE SNARLS

0:23:16 > 0:23:19OK, because I didn't want to listen to your bellyaching.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Thank you for your honesty.

0:23:21 > 0:23:22You're welcome.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25I don't know what you think we're supposed to do in here anyway.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26She hates me.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Share your interests. Tell a witty anecdote.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Mr Peabody...

0:23:30 > 0:23:31I hate her.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Sherman, every great relationship

0:23:33 > 0:23:36starts from a place of conflict, and evolves into something richer.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Bonne chance.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Make it work.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43But don't tell her about the WABAC.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Don't even think about it.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Ah.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54PEABODY PLAYS "Rhapsody In Blue" by Gershwin

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Peabody, that was amazing!

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Paul, wasn't that amazing?

0:24:08 > 0:24:09I'm more into rock-'n'-roll.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11HE PLAYS "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I meant flamenco.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17HE PLAYS FLAMENCO

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Bagpipes?

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Uh, didgeridoo.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Sitar.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Steel drums.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33Trombone.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Xylophone.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Djembe?

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Calliope.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Oboe. Piccolo.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Tuba. Dobro.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Slide whistle. Yodelling.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Hurdy-gurdy. Ocarina.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Harmonium. Musical saw.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45You know what? This has been great

0:24:45 > 0:24:47but a complete waste of time.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Now, let's get Penny and go home!

0:24:49 > 0:24:50HE GROANS

0:24:50 > 0:24:54- Are you all right, Paul? - I'm...fine.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55This happens whenever he's tense.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Paul, if I might... - Stay away from me, Peabody!

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Just get back! I need traction.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03You can trust me, Paul. I'm a licensed chiropractor.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Ow! Huh.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06HE GRUNTS

0:25:08 > 0:25:09HE GROANS

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Ooh...

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Ah...

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Peabody...

0:25:19 > 0:25:20I feel great.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23I... I really feel great!

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Peabody, you're a miracle worker.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Ha-ha! Look at me!

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I'm dancing!

0:25:32 > 0:25:33You know, Penny,

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Sigmund Freud says if you don't like a person

0:25:35 > 0:25:39it's because they remind you of something you don't like about yourself.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41What do you know about Sigmund Freud?

0:25:41 > 0:25:42More than you think.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Sure. Just like you know all that stuff

0:25:45 > 0:25:48about George Washington not really cutting down the cherry tree.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49Ugh. What a crock.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51But it's true!

0:25:51 > 0:25:52- How do you know? - I just know!

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Did you read it in a book? - No!

0:25:54 > 0:25:55- See it in a movie? - No!

0:25:55 > 0:25:57- Did your brainiac dad tell you? - No!

0:25:57 > 0:25:58So, how do you know, Sherman?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00How do you know?

0:26:00 > 0:26:01He told me.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Who told you?

0:26:02 > 0:26:03George Washington.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07George Washington?

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Yeah.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Ugh! Liar.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16But don't tell her about the WABAC.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18He calls it the "WABAC".

0:26:18 > 0:26:20So, where have you gone in it?

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Not "where," Penny, "when."

0:26:23 > 0:26:25OK, smart guy, when?

0:26:25 > 0:26:30Oh, 1965, 1776, 1620...

0:26:30 > 0:26:341492, 1215, 4.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Can it go back to an hour ago? - Why?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Because I could take it home, pretend to be sick,

0:26:38 > 0:26:40and not come to this lame dinner party.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Ha-ha. Mr Peabody says you should never use the WABAC

0:26:43 > 0:26:45to travel to a time when you existed.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- How come? - There would be two of you.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Oh, yeah.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51I guess the world's not ready for that.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55SHE GASPS

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Wow.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Um, well, now that we've seen it, maybe we should go back.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Are you kidding? Where should we go first?

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Mr Peabody says I'm not allowed to drive it till I'm older.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Do you do everything Mr Peabody says?

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Yeah.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12You know what that makes you, Sherman.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14An obedient son?

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Nope.

0:27:15 > 0:27:16A dog.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29LATIN MUSIC PLAYS

0:27:29 > 0:27:32- Ooh! - Nice control.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33Look at him go! Take it, Patty!

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- Heads up, Paul!- Whoa!

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Here you go. Zing!

0:27:38 > 0:27:40HE HUMS

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Oh, yeah.

0:27:45 > 0:27:46- Oh!- Hey, look at that.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48This is fun!

0:27:51 > 0:27:53This is a little homespun concoction I like to call...

0:27:55 > 0:27:56.."Einstein on the Beach."

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Yummy.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01To the kids.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04BOTH: To the kids!

0:28:04 > 0:28:05(Mr Peabody.)

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Sherman?

0:28:07 > 0:28:08Can I talk to you a second?

0:28:08 > 0:28:09Of course.

0:28:09 > 0:28:10Excuse me.

0:28:15 > 0:28:16I've really hit it off with Penny's parents.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success".

0:28:19 > 0:28:22Uh, I would hold off filing it just yet.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25What do you mean? Where's Penny?

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Uh... Ancient Egypt.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29You used the WABAC?

0:28:29 > 0:28:30HE GROWLS

0:28:30 > 0:28:32What's happening, big guy? We're running low.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34HE CONTINUES GROWLING

0:28:35 > 0:28:38I'll be right there, Paul. How could you do such a thing?

0:28:38 > 0:28:39She called me a liar

0:28:39 > 0:28:42for saying George Washington never cut down a cherry tree.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45So, you took her to see George Washington?

0:28:45 > 0:28:47Yeah. She was into it.

0:28:47 > 0:28:48Hey, Pea-buddy.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Hey.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52- Where's Penny? - Playing hide-and-seek.- Pooping.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54- Pooping. - Playing hide and seek.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58- Well, which is it? - Uh...

0:28:58 > 0:28:59Hey, what's going on here?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Yeah. What's going on here?

0:29:01 > 0:29:04- What have you done with Penny? - Penny?- Penny? Penny!

0:29:04 > 0:29:06- Oh, my gosh! - Where's our daughter?

0:29:06 > 0:29:07PEABODY CLEARS THROAT

0:29:07 > 0:29:09It's hard to say, Paul.

0:29:09 > 0:29:14She could be here, or here, or here, or here...

0:29:14 > 0:29:15or here.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS

0:29:17 > 0:29:18That will hold them.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21I learned that trick from a swami at the Begawan Giri in Ubud, Bali.

0:29:21 > 0:29:22Let's go!

0:29:35 > 0:29:38Ancient Egypt. Land of the Pharaohs.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41A beacon of progress on the horizon of humanity

0:29:41 > 0:29:45but a cruel and barbarous civilisation just the same.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48I just hope Penny isn't suffering too badly.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01SHE SPITS SERVANT: I got it.

0:30:01 > 0:30:02What are you doing here?

0:30:02 > 0:30:04We have come to take you home.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Ugh! What's the Egyptian word for "tattletale"?

0:30:07 > 0:30:08HE SPEAKS EGYPTIAN

0:30:08 > 0:30:11But that's beside the point. Get your clothes on, we're going home.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Who died and made you Pharaoh?

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Now, bring on the mani-pedi.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18See, Mr Peabody? Impossible!

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Indeed, but watch what happens

0:30:20 > 0:30:23when an immovable object meets an irresistible force.

0:30:23 > 0:30:24Penny...

0:30:24 > 0:30:27come here, right now. Penny, come!

0:30:27 > 0:30:28I'm not Penny any more.

0:30:28 > 0:30:33Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput, precious flower of the Nile.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36"Precious," perhaps, but if you think we're going to leave you here

0:30:36 > 0:30:37you are most definitely in "de-Nile."

0:30:37 > 0:30:39HE LAUGHS

0:30:39 > 0:30:40I don't get it.

0:30:40 > 0:30:41Now, come along.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44- BOY:- Unhand her! - WOMEN GASP

0:30:44 > 0:30:46What's the matter, my sweet little desert blossom?

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Are these barbarians bothering you?

0:30:48 > 0:30:51As a matter of fact, they are.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53Bow, barbarians.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55As you wish, Your Highness.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Who's that, Mr Peabody?

0:30:57 > 0:30:59That, Sherman, is the living image of Amun,

0:30:59 > 0:31:02son of Akhenaten, lord of the 18th Dynasty of the New Kingdom,

0:31:02 > 0:31:03King Tutankhamen.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Otherwise known as "King Tut".

0:31:05 > 0:31:09- My boyfriend. - King Tut is your boyfriend?- Mmm-hmm.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Would you like me to have them skinned, covered with honey

0:31:12 > 0:31:14- and laid in a pit of fire ants? - SHE GASPS

0:31:14 > 0:31:16You would do that for me?

0:31:16 > 0:31:19Anything, my desert flower. Consider it a wedding gift.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21What? You can't marry this guy!

0:31:21 > 0:31:25Why not? Well, for one, his name rhymes with "butt".

0:31:25 > 0:31:28I don't care. I'm going to have a big, fat, Egyptian wedding.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31Spoiler alert, King Tut dies young.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Are you sure you've thought this through?

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Oh, trust me, I've thought it through. I'm getting everything.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37The royal astronomers have decreed

0:31:37 > 0:31:40the wedding must take place tomorrow at dawn.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42- Who is he? - He is Ay.- He is you?

0:31:42 > 0:31:45I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47- Yeah, that's his name. - Oh.

0:31:47 > 0:31:51Oh, Grand Vizier, would you mind telling the precious princess here

0:31:51 > 0:31:53precisely what it means to marry the young Pharaoh.

0:31:53 > 0:31:54Gladly.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57It means she will be bound to him in eternity

0:31:57 > 0:31:59through the sacred ceremonies

0:31:59 > 0:32:02of disembowelment and mummification

0:32:02 > 0:32:04as described in the holy texts.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Um, hold up a second.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Can you walk me through that, somebody?

0:32:08 > 0:32:11What he means, Penny, is that when I die they'll kill you, too.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14And then they'll rip out your organs, stuff them in canopic jars,

0:32:14 > 0:32:15and then mummify whatever is left.

0:32:15 > 0:32:16OK, I'm seeing this now.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19Thank you. I'm going to go with them.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22THEY GROWL There's no turning back now.

0:32:22 > 0:32:23To the palace!

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Let the wedding preparations begin!

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Mr Peabody! Sherman!

0:32:28 > 0:32:29Do something!

0:32:29 > 0:32:30Don't worry, Penny!

0:32:30 > 0:32:32We'll save you!

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Hey, wait! You can't just...

0:32:38 > 0:32:40..leave us here.

0:32:40 > 0:32:41Mr Peabody?

0:32:41 > 0:32:43Yes, Sherman?

0:32:43 > 0:32:44Can I hold your hand?

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Of course you can.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Boy, your hand is cold, Mr Peabody.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50- Sherman?- Yeah?

0:32:51 > 0:32:52That's not my hand.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56HE SCREAMS

0:32:58 > 0:33:00That's disarming.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03Now, to find a way out of here.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04Yuck!

0:33:04 > 0:33:05Look around, Sherman.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07These tombs are lined with hieroglyphics

0:33:07 > 0:33:10designed to assist the pharaohs' souls

0:33:10 > 0:33:12in their journey to the afterlife.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15And they may assist us as well.

0:33:17 > 0:33:18Oh, this depicts the god Anubis

0:33:18 > 0:33:21sailing the boat of Ra to the underworld.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24It appears the boats of Ra are the key to our escape.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26We must find them in time to stop the wedding.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Well, if you ask me, we should let her marry that guy.

0:33:29 > 0:33:30They deserve each other.

0:33:30 > 0:33:31What's that, Sherman?

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Tut? Give me a break.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36Bald, wears a skirt, and make-up.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39If I didn't know any better, Sherman, I would say you were jealous.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Jealous? Of what?

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Tut's affection for Penny, of course.

0:33:43 > 0:33:44You think I like Penny?

0:33:44 > 0:33:45Mmm-hmm.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Give me a break!

0:33:47 > 0:33:51It's not like I want to hold her hand, or go to the park,

0:33:51 > 0:33:54or watch her while she's brushing her hair.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Or anything.

0:33:59 > 0:34:00Hmm.

0:34:01 > 0:34:02A-ha!

0:34:05 > 0:34:06Quickly, Sherman.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12Ah, ah, ah! Careful, Sherman.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14It's a booby trap.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16SHERMAN LAUGHS What's so funny?

0:34:16 > 0:34:17You said "booby".

0:34:19 > 0:34:22One wrong step and we're done for.

0:34:23 > 0:34:24"The boat

0:34:24 > 0:34:27"of Ra sails straight...

0:34:27 > 0:34:28"to day.

0:34:28 > 0:34:32"Take the wrong boat...

0:34:32 > 0:34:33"man will pay."

0:34:33 > 0:34:36All right, Sherman, now it's your turn.

0:34:36 > 0:34:37Do the puzzle exactly as I did.

0:34:37 > 0:34:38Huh?

0:34:38 > 0:34:40Think it through, one step at a time.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42SHERMAN GRUNTS

0:34:44 > 0:34:46The boat of Ra sails straight...

0:34:46 > 0:34:48- HE MUMBLES- ..play.

0:34:48 > 0:34:49Uh, I mean, "pay."

0:34:49 > 0:34:50Oh, my.

0:34:50 > 0:34:51RUMBLING

0:34:54 > 0:34:55Uh-oh.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00Run! BOTH SCREAM

0:35:04 > 0:35:05The boats of Ra!

0:35:05 > 0:35:07One boat is the way out, the other will send us

0:35:07 > 0:35:09plunging into darkness and certain death.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11- What? - Sherman, get in the boat.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14As soon as I move these blocks together, it's going to move very fast.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17- Which boat, Mr Peabody? - What?

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Which boat is the "not-certain- death-plunge" boat?

0:35:19 > 0:35:20That one!

0:35:34 > 0:35:35We did it, Sherman!

0:35:35 > 0:35:36Sherman?

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Mr Peabody!

0:35:38 > 0:35:39What are you doing over there?

0:35:39 > 0:35:41I thought you pointed to this one!

0:35:51 > 0:35:52Ahhh!

0:35:55 > 0:35:57HE GASPS

0:36:00 > 0:36:02SHERMAN SCREAMS

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Sherman? Sherman?

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Are you all right?

0:36:10 > 0:36:11- MUFFLED:- I'm good.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26The sun god, Ra,

0:36:26 > 0:36:30commands us to begin the sacred ceremony!

0:36:30 > 0:36:32CHEERING

0:36:34 > 0:36:36SHE GASPS

0:36:38 > 0:36:40SHE GRUNTS

0:36:40 > 0:36:43Bring forth the blade for the blood oath.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45SHE GASPS

0:36:47 > 0:36:52Where blade meets flesh in this sacred rite...

0:36:53 > 0:36:54SHE WHIMPERS

0:36:54 > 0:36:56..we pay tribute

0:36:56 > 0:36:57to the sun god, Ra!

0:36:57 > 0:36:58SHE WHIMPERS

0:36:58 > 0:37:00PEABODY ECHOING: Wait!

0:37:00 > 0:37:01ALL GASP

0:37:01 > 0:37:04- Anubis! - The god of death!

0:37:04 > 0:37:06PEABODY: The wedding must not continue.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Why, Anubis, why?

0:37:08 > 0:37:11Plagues. Plagues!

0:37:11 > 0:37:13If this marriage pact is sealed

0:37:13 > 0:37:17I will shower down upon the land uncountable plagues.

0:37:17 > 0:37:18Oy, again with the plagues!

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Why did I ever move to Egypt?

0:37:20 > 0:37:24But, Anubis, the sun god, Ra, has decreed

0:37:24 > 0:37:26that this girl is to be the boy-king's wife.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28PEABODY: That's so funny.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31I was talking to the sun god, Ra, just the other day

0:37:31 > 0:37:34and he told me he changed his mind.

0:37:34 > 0:37:35Really?

0:37:35 > 0:37:39Old "Flip-Flop Ra," we call him here in the underworld.

0:37:39 > 0:37:42But it's too late. We've already paid for the catering.

0:37:43 > 0:37:47Too bad! You're going to lose your deposit.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49GROANING

0:37:49 > 0:37:52More smoke, Sherman. This canine subterfuge is working.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Deliver the girl

0:37:54 > 0:37:57to the gates of the city, and leave her there

0:37:57 > 0:38:00where the gods will retrieve her forthwith.

0:38:00 > 0:38:04Only in this manner may the plagues upon this land be avoided.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06- ALL:- The girl must go!

0:38:07 > 0:38:08Ow!

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Anubis has spoken!

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Take this girl to the gates!

0:38:12 > 0:38:14Ow.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16HE SCREAMS

0:38:16 > 0:38:19CONTINUES SCREAMING

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Anubis, you sound unwell.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Well, I have been feeling a little under the weather

0:38:24 > 0:38:27but I'm feeling much better now.

0:38:27 > 0:38:28Thank you.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32- Phew! Huh? - RUMBLING

0:38:32 > 0:38:34BOTH SCREAM

0:38:35 > 0:38:37CROWD MURMUR

0:38:38 > 0:38:39CROWD GASPS

0:38:39 > 0:38:41Penny, Sherman, quickly.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43- Come on, Penny. - Sherman!

0:38:45 > 0:38:46Ah!

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Runaway bride!

0:38:50 > 0:38:51Stop them, you fools!

0:38:54 > 0:38:56Ah!

0:38:56 > 0:38:57ALL SCREAM

0:39:01 > 0:39:02GUARDS SHOUT

0:39:11 > 0:39:13Penny, Sherman, climb aboard.

0:39:14 > 0:39:15Whoohoo!

0:39:16 > 0:39:17THEY SCREAM

0:39:23 > 0:39:25They're getting away!

0:39:25 > 0:39:26Ah!

0:39:29 > 0:39:31MECHANICAL HUMMING

0:39:35 > 0:39:36Whoa!

0:39:40 > 0:39:41HE SHOUTS IN FRUSTRATION

0:39:41 > 0:39:42I got it.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45- PENNY CHUCKLES - Whoohoo! We made it.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47- Where do we go next, Mr Peabody? - Home.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49We've got to get back to the dinner party

0:39:49 > 0:39:51before Penny's parents realise she's missing.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53We don't have to mention the whole...

0:39:53 > 0:39:55uh, King Tut wedding thing, right?

0:39:55 > 0:39:56Certainly not.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Anyway, as far as I'm concerned,

0:39:58 > 0:40:00they get married too young in Ancient Egypt.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Or, perhaps, I'm just some old "Giza".

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Huh?

0:40:06 > 0:40:07THUDDING

0:40:07 > 0:40:08- WABAC:- Warning.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10WABAC power supply insufficient.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13Charge now. Warning.

0:40:13 > 0:40:14Uh, what's the matter, Mr Peabody?

0:40:14 > 0:40:17All this zipping about the cosmos has drained our power supply.

0:40:17 > 0:40:19We're going to have to make an unscheduled stop.

0:40:19 > 0:40:23As luck would have it we have just enough power to make it to the Renaissance.

0:40:35 > 0:40:39- LEONARDO:- I can't even tell my left brain from my right any more!

0:40:39 > 0:40:41How many times I got to tell you, Mona Lisa?

0:40:41 > 0:40:44- Mona Lisa?- I can't paint the picture...

0:40:44 > 0:40:46until you smile!

0:40:46 > 0:40:50Leonardo, tell me one thing I have to smile about.

0:40:50 > 0:40:51The sunshine, the pasta.

0:40:51 > 0:40:55All the things that make Italy such a popular tourist destination!

0:40:55 > 0:40:58But I have not seen any of them, Leonardo!

0:40:58 > 0:41:02Because I'm sitting here all day on my abbondanza!

0:41:02 > 0:41:05I don't think that means "chair" in Italian.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08- HE CLEARS THROAT - Ah, Peabody, my old friend.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10What a welcome interruption!

0:41:10 > 0:41:14Believe you me, this woman is making me nuts.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16So, how you been?

0:41:16 > 0:41:18Good to see you. What do you want?

0:41:18 > 0:41:19We're in a desperate hurry to get home,

0:41:19 > 0:41:21but the WABAC needs a jump start

0:41:21 > 0:41:24and we thought, who better than

0:41:24 > 0:41:26Leonardo da Vinci to help us on our way?

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Peabody, I would love to help you,

0:41:28 > 0:41:31but you come at a very bad time.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34I don't know what I'm going to do with this crazy woman.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:41:35 > 0:41:38- You see what I mean? - What seems to be the problem?

0:41:38 > 0:41:39- "What is the problem?" - HE CHUCKLES

0:41:39 > 0:41:42I am halfway done with the painting, she won't even smile.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44Fine. I smile.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49No! That's a fake smile!

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Everybody knows that!

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Why don't you make it a real smile?

0:41:53 > 0:41:54Why don't you say something funny?

0:41:54 > 0:41:58I paint the paintings. I make the machines.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01I don't tell the jokes!

0:42:01 > 0:42:03Perhaps, I can be of assistance. You see

0:42:03 > 0:42:05humour is not immune to the laws of science.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Using algorithms, we can extrapolate

0:42:07 > 0:42:09what is universally considered "funny"

0:42:09 > 0:42:11thus producing a formula that is

0:42:11 > 0:42:14scientifically certain to cause laughter.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Case in point, the pratfall.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Is everyone amused?

0:42:26 > 0:42:27Hmm.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29The data was so clear. Ooh!

0:42:29 > 0:42:30Don't worry, Mr Peabody.

0:42:30 > 0:42:31- I got it!- Sherman... Ahh!

0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Oh! - CRASHING

0:42:39 > 0:42:40SHE LAUGHS

0:42:45 > 0:42:46HE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Hold that smile!

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Hold it right there! No move! No move!

0:42:51 > 0:42:52SHE SIGHS

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Well, Leo, if my calculations are correct

0:43:00 > 0:43:03this machine of ours should generate enough centrifugal force

0:43:03 > 0:43:04to send us home.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07I got one last piece I got to pound in place.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10Sherman, why don't you fetch the hammer for Mr Da Vinci?

0:43:10 > 0:43:12OK, Mr Peabody.

0:43:16 > 0:43:17Mr Peabody!

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Well done, Sherman.

0:43:19 > 0:43:20But, Mr Peabody!

0:43:20 > 0:43:21Very helpful.

0:43:27 > 0:43:28HE GRUNTS

0:43:35 > 0:43:36Sherman!

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Yes, Mr Peabody?

0:43:39 > 0:43:40The hammer.

0:43:40 > 0:43:41Da Vinci.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44Oh. OK, Mr Peabody.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48Oh!

0:43:48 > 0:43:49- Here you go, Mr Da Vinci. - Ahh!

0:43:49 > 0:43:50Do you need any help?

0:43:50 > 0:43:52No, no. That's quite all right.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54Thank you.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Psst! Sherman.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59- Huh? - Let's go. Let's go explore.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01Uh, well, I'm supposed to be having

0:44:01 > 0:44:03father-son time with Mr Peabody.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05Wouldn't you rather have fun with me?

0:44:05 > 0:44:06Uh...

0:44:06 > 0:44:07OK.

0:44:07 > 0:44:08Sherman...

0:44:08 > 0:44:09where are you going?

0:44:09 > 0:44:12- Exploring. - But we need your help.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14No, we don't! I mean, we can manage.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Somehow.

0:44:16 > 0:44:17He's a boy, Peabody.

0:44:17 > 0:44:20Let him have his fun. Let him go.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23Thanks, Mr Peabody!

0:44:23 > 0:44:25BOTH LAUGH

0:44:25 > 0:44:27He's growing up, Peabody.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30Like a baby bird leaving the nest.

0:44:30 > 0:44:33Isn't it wonderful?

0:44:39 > 0:44:42It's like a museum.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45It's like a toy store.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Wow.

0:44:55 > 0:44:56Check this out.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58It's the world's biggest model airplane.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01It's not a model, Penny. It's a prototype.

0:45:01 > 0:45:05- And we should probably just leave that alone.- OK.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07But wouldn't it be cool if we could fly it?

0:45:07 > 0:45:09I don't think Mr Peabody would like that.

0:45:09 > 0:45:11Well, Mr Peabody isn't here.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13Just tell me how it works.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Please?

0:45:15 > 0:45:16For learning.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Oh. OK.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21The thrust comes from this kind of crossbow doohickey here.

0:45:21 > 0:45:25Then it shoots along the track until the wind catches the wings.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27- But how does it go?- Huh?

0:45:27 > 0:45:29How do you take off?

0:45:29 > 0:45:31Oh, you just pull down that lever.

0:45:32 > 0:45:33This one?

0:45:33 > 0:45:35Oh, boy.

0:45:35 > 0:45:37Ah!

0:45:37 > 0:45:38HE SCREAMS

0:45:38 > 0:45:41- SHE LAUGHS - Wow! Whoohoo!

0:45:43 > 0:45:44This is crazy!

0:45:44 > 0:45:47No, it's not Sherman. It's fun!

0:45:47 > 0:45:48We're going to die!

0:45:48 > 0:45:51Oh, stop being such a party pooper and enjoy it!

0:45:51 > 0:45:53Whoo!

0:45:53 > 0:45:54BOTH LAUGH

0:45:56 > 0:45:57Ah...

0:45:57 > 0:46:00Nothing is as beautiful as an elegant equation

0:46:00 > 0:46:03translated into perfect engineering.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Why can't children be so simple?

0:46:05 > 0:46:08Because children are not machines, Peabody.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11Believe me, I tried to build one.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14Oh! It was creepy.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16HE SHUDDERS

0:46:16 > 0:46:17Here, Sherman! You fly it!

0:46:17 > 0:46:19But I don't want to fly!

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Sure you do. It'll be fun!

0:46:21 > 0:46:23No, seriously, Penny, I don't want to!

0:46:23 > 0:46:25I'm letting go. One...

0:46:25 > 0:46:27- Don't let go! - ..two...

0:46:27 > 0:46:29- No!- ..three!

0:46:29 > 0:46:30HE SCREAMS

0:46:32 > 0:46:33Penny, fly the plane!

0:46:33 > 0:46:36No, Sherman! You're going to have to save us!

0:46:36 > 0:46:37But I can't do it!

0:46:37 > 0:46:40I'm serious, Penny. I don't know how to fly!

0:46:40 > 0:46:42You can do it! I know you can!

0:46:42 > 0:46:44Come on, Sherman. Fly!

0:46:51 > 0:46:52Ah!

0:46:52 > 0:46:54HE SCREAMS

0:46:57 > 0:46:59SHE GIGGLES

0:46:59 > 0:47:01SHE GASPS

0:47:01 > 0:47:02HE YELLS

0:47:05 > 0:47:07CHOIR SINGS

0:47:09 > 0:47:11See? You got this, Sherman.

0:47:11 > 0:47:15You're right. I have got this.

0:47:15 > 0:47:16Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:47:22 > 0:47:24Da Vinci's at it again!

0:47:24 > 0:47:25You ever see that child he made?

0:47:25 > 0:47:27So creepy.

0:47:27 > 0:47:28- AUTOMATED VOICE:- Papa. Mama.

0:47:30 > 0:47:31Papa. Mama.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48HE CHUCKLES

0:47:57 > 0:47:58All done up here, Leonardo.

0:47:58 > 0:48:01And I am all done down here.

0:48:01 > 0:48:02It is beautiful, isn't it?

0:48:02 > 0:48:07Every piece in its place doing precisely what it's supposed to do.

0:48:07 > 0:48:08Look, Peabody!

0:48:08 > 0:48:10It's my flying mach...

0:48:10 > 0:48:12My flying machine?

0:48:12 > 0:48:14Sherman. Sherman?

0:48:14 > 0:48:16Sherman, what are you doing up there?

0:48:16 > 0:48:18I'm flying!

0:48:18 > 0:48:20But, Sherman, you don't know how to fly!

0:48:20 > 0:48:21I don't?

0:48:21 > 0:48:22No!

0:48:22 > 0:48:24HE SCREAMS

0:48:29 > 0:48:31Turn! Turn, Sherman!

0:48:31 > 0:48:33Lean!

0:48:36 > 0:48:38BOTH: Oh, no!

0:48:40 > 0:48:42CLUNKING AND BIRDS SQUAWKING

0:48:45 > 0:48:49Sherman? Sherman! Are you OK?

0:48:49 > 0:48:51That was pretty fantastic!

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Oh! I can't believe it!

0:48:55 > 0:48:58My flying machine! It's work!

0:48:58 > 0:49:02Sherman! You are the first flying man!

0:49:02 > 0:49:04Oh, you should be very proud, Peabody.

0:49:04 > 0:49:06Very, very proud!

0:49:06 > 0:49:08"Proud" doesn't begin to describe it.

0:49:09 > 0:49:12Leonardo, will you please fire up the mechanism?

0:49:30 > 0:49:33Papa. Mama. Papa. Mama.

0:49:33 > 0:49:35- Mona! - HE WHIMPERS

0:49:37 > 0:49:39- Papa. Mama. - The kid!

0:50:04 > 0:50:07I'm sorry I broke the plane, Mr Peabody.

0:50:07 > 0:50:09Well, you should be. You could have been killed.

0:50:09 > 0:50:11What are you talking about?

0:50:11 > 0:50:13Sherman flew a plane. He was amazing!

0:50:13 > 0:50:17Sherman destroyed a priceless historical artefact.

0:50:17 > 0:50:19Whatever. You should be happy.

0:50:19 > 0:50:22It turns out Sherman is not a complete and total loser, after all.

0:50:22 > 0:50:23Yeah, Mr Peabody.

0:50:23 > 0:50:27It turns out I'm not a complete and total loser, after all.

0:50:27 > 0:50:28Ms Peterson...

0:50:28 > 0:50:31stop turning my son into a hooligan.

0:50:31 > 0:50:32It's not my fault he's a hooligan.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35Yeah, it's not her fault I'm a hooligan.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38Well, it's certainly not my fault! I've spent the last seven years

0:50:38 > 0:50:39teaching Sherman good judgment.

0:50:39 > 0:50:41If you're such a great parent,

0:50:41 > 0:50:43why is Ms Grunion trying to take Sherman away from you?

0:50:46 > 0:50:47Is that true?

0:50:47 > 0:50:50Is somebody going to take me away from you?

0:50:50 > 0:50:52No, Sherman, I'll never let that happen.

0:50:52 > 0:50:54You just need to trust me.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56Oh, dear, a black hole! ALARM SOUNDS

0:51:01 > 0:51:03What's happening?

0:51:03 > 0:51:04If I can't pull us out of here

0:51:04 > 0:51:07we're going to be smashed to smithereens on the event horizon.

0:51:12 > 0:51:15There's not enough power to resist the gravitational pull!

0:51:15 > 0:51:18I've got to divert everything to the reverse thrusters.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20- Why didn't you tell me? - Tell you what?

0:51:20 > 0:51:23Why didn't you tell me Ms Grunion was trying to take me away from you?

0:51:23 > 0:51:25It's not your job to worry about these things.

0:51:25 > 0:51:26You just didn't think I could handle it!

0:51:26 > 0:51:29We'll discuss it later. Now, sit down.

0:51:29 > 0:51:31I don't want to discuss it later!

0:51:31 > 0:51:32Sherman, sit!

0:51:32 > 0:51:34You can't talk to me like that.

0:51:34 > 0:51:35I'm not a dog.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37What did you say?

0:51:37 > 0:51:39I said, I'm not a dog!

0:51:39 > 0:51:42You're right, Sherman, you're not.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44You're just a very bad boy!

0:51:44 > 0:51:46- WABAC:- T-minus ten...

0:51:46 > 0:51:48Nine, eight...

0:51:48 > 0:51:49Seven...

0:51:49 > 0:51:51Six...

0:51:51 > 0:51:52Five...

0:51:52 > 0:51:54Four, three...

0:51:54 > 0:51:56Two... One.

0:52:06 > 0:52:07CRASHING

0:52:10 > 0:52:11Sherman?

0:52:11 > 0:52:13Penny?

0:52:13 > 0:52:15Sherman, are you OK?

0:52:18 > 0:52:19Sherman?

0:52:26 > 0:52:28He's gone.

0:52:28 > 0:52:30Where are we, anyway?

0:52:31 > 0:52:33Oh, no.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36We're on the brink of one of history's most ferocious conflicts.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53- AGAMEMNON:- Delivery.

0:52:53 > 0:52:54GIGGLING

0:52:59 > 0:53:02How are we doing, heroes of Greece?

0:53:02 > 0:53:03Feeling good?

0:53:03 > 0:53:05Feeling strong?

0:53:05 > 0:53:06ALL CHEER

0:53:06 > 0:53:08OK, let's get warmed up!

0:53:08 > 0:53:10We don't want to pull something out there.

0:53:10 > 0:53:11Remember what happened to Achilles.

0:53:11 > 0:53:13That whole thing with his heel.

0:53:15 > 0:53:17- Looking good, Diomedes. - HE GROWLS

0:53:17 > 0:53:19- Menelaus, my man! - HE GRUNTS

0:53:19 > 0:53:21My man.

0:53:21 > 0:53:23Are you ready to get on the field, Shermanus?

0:53:23 > 0:53:25Sure thing, Mr Agamemnon.

0:53:25 > 0:53:26HE LAUGHS

0:53:26 > 0:53:28That's cute.

0:53:28 > 0:53:29KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:53:29 > 0:53:31Sh.

0:53:32 > 0:53:36Odysseus, what news do you bring?

0:53:36 > 0:53:38Someone left this for us.

0:53:38 > 0:53:39A present. Nice.

0:53:39 > 0:53:41It looks just like our horse.

0:53:42 > 0:53:44Should I bring it inside?

0:53:45 > 0:53:47It would be rude not to.

0:53:50 > 0:53:51ALL GASP

0:53:51 > 0:53:54- CHUCKLES - I did not see that coming!

0:53:54 > 0:53:57Ugh! Jeez, Louise, what is that smell?

0:53:57 > 0:53:59Oh!

0:53:59 > 0:54:01Ooh. That is the smell of victory.

0:54:01 > 0:54:04- Yeah!- Victory!

0:54:04 > 0:54:06Greetings, men of Athens, Sparta and Thebes.

0:54:06 > 0:54:08Peabody, here.

0:54:08 > 0:54:09I've come for Sherman.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11- Do you know this guy? - I thought I did

0:54:11 > 0:54:13but now I'm not so sure.

0:54:13 > 0:54:15Then he must be a spy. Kill him!

0:54:15 > 0:54:18- SOLDIERS YELL - No! No!

0:54:18 > 0:54:20He's...my dad.

0:54:20 > 0:54:21- Your dad?- Huh?

0:54:21 > 0:54:24It's an adoptive relationship.

0:54:24 > 0:54:26Aw!

0:54:26 > 0:54:29Thank you for taking such good care of my son, Agamemnon,

0:54:29 > 0:54:31but it's time for him to come home.

0:54:31 > 0:54:34Sorry, Mr Peabody, I've joined the Greek army.

0:54:34 > 0:54:35Shermanus is one of us now.

0:54:35 > 0:54:37- He's a brother. - I'm his brother.- He's my son.

0:54:37 > 0:54:40- He took an oath.- I took an oath. - He's seven!

0:54:40 > 0:54:42- SHERMAN WHISPERS - And a half!

0:54:42 > 0:54:45All sons must prove themselves to their fathers.

0:54:45 > 0:54:50Today, Shermanus will prove himself on the field of battle.

0:54:50 > 0:54:52But he's only a child.

0:54:52 > 0:54:54Your dad may not think you're ready to become a man, Shermanus,

0:54:54 > 0:54:57- but we do. - ALL: Yeah!

0:54:57 > 0:54:58Yeah, Mr Peabody.

0:54:58 > 0:54:59Now, I'll show you what I can handle.

0:54:59 > 0:55:02FYI, a lot of heroes have father issues.

0:55:02 > 0:55:03My old man is a minotaur.

0:55:03 > 0:55:07Half man, half bull, all judgment.

0:55:07 > 0:55:09Ajax, here, strongest guy in the world,

0:55:09 > 0:55:12but his father never accepted that his real dream was to sing.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: I wanted to be in the Greek chorus.

0:55:15 > 0:55:17Uh, yeah, and don't even get me started about Oedipus.

0:55:17 > 0:55:20Let's just say that you DO NOT want to be at his house over the holidays.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22It's awkward.

0:55:22 > 0:55:24Sherman, I'm concerned you haven't thought this through.

0:55:24 > 0:55:27This is war. Do you realise what's about to happen?

0:55:27 > 0:55:29I'll tell you what's going to happen.

0:55:29 > 0:55:31We're going to destroy their houses!

0:55:31 > 0:55:32Pull down their temples!

0:55:32 > 0:55:36And make the streets of the city run red

0:55:36 > 0:55:37with Trojan blood!

0:55:37 > 0:55:39SOLDIERS: Yeah!

0:55:39 > 0:55:43CHANTING: Blood! Blood! Blood!

0:55:52 > 0:55:53Zeus on three! One!

0:55:53 > 0:55:56Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59It's not fair! All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01- Two! - Sherman, it's dangerous.

0:56:01 > 0:56:02I'm wearing a helmet.

0:56:02 > 0:56:03- Three! - You're not going!

0:56:03 > 0:56:04Oh, yes, I am.

0:56:04 > 0:56:07Zeus!

0:56:07 > 0:56:09SOLDIERS: Zeus! Zeus!

0:56:09 > 0:56:11AGAMEMNON WHOOPS

0:56:11 > 0:56:14Eat my bronze, you Trojan dogs!

0:56:16 > 0:56:18Eat my bronze, you Trojan dog!

0:56:20 > 0:56:22- HE ROARS - Ahh!

0:56:27 > 0:56:28HE BLOWS

0:56:31 > 0:56:33Well, that's cutting it close.

0:56:35 > 0:56:37This is why I ask you to obey me, Sherman.

0:56:38 > 0:56:42Because I'm your father, and it's my job to keep you safe.

0:56:43 > 0:56:46But are you sure Ms Grunion won't take me away?

0:56:48 > 0:56:50Not as long as I'm around.

0:56:58 > 0:57:00THEY SCREAM

0:57:01 > 0:57:02Mr Peabody!

0:57:02 > 0:57:05Help me!

0:57:05 > 0:57:07- Penny! - HORSES WHINNYING

0:57:13 > 0:57:15Smell my victory!

0:57:15 > 0:57:16Smell it!

0:57:16 > 0:57:19Hey! That's my ride!

0:57:23 > 0:57:24PENNY SCREAMS

0:57:25 > 0:57:27Mr Peabody...hurry!

0:57:30 > 0:57:31I'll take that.

0:57:51 > 0:57:52NEIGHING

0:58:02 > 0:58:04SHE WHIMPERS

0:58:17 > 0:58:20- You did it, Sherman! - Mr Peabody helped.

0:58:20 > 0:58:22Now, let's get to the WABAC, go home,

0:58:22 > 0:58:24un-hypnotise Penny's parents,

0:58:24 > 0:58:27finish that dinner party, eat my Baked Alaska, charm the pants off Ms Grunion...

0:58:27 > 0:58:30- and make sure none of this ever happens in the first place. - Sounds good.

0:58:30 > 0:58:32I'm in.

0:58:32 > 0:58:33Ah!

0:58:35 > 0:58:37Sherman!

0:58:37 > 0:58:38- Penny!- Sherman, no!

0:58:40 > 0:58:42BOTH SCREAM

0:58:48 > 0:58:50Whoa!

0:58:55 > 0:58:56SPLASHING

0:58:56 > 0:58:58Mr Peabody...

0:58:58 > 0:59:00Mr Peabody?

0:59:01 > 0:59:03Mr Peabody!

0:59:08 > 0:59:09Dad!

0:59:17 > 0:59:18HE SOBS

0:59:19 > 0:59:23Oh, Mr Peabody! What should I do? What should I do?

0:59:26 > 0:59:29There's nothing you can do, Sherman.

0:59:32 > 0:59:34I just want to go home.

0:59:36 > 0:59:38- Home. - HE SNIFFLES

0:59:38 > 0:59:40That's it.

0:59:40 > 0:59:42I got an idea.

0:59:42 > 0:59:43Come on!

0:59:45 > 0:59:47- Where are we going to go? - We're going home.

0:59:47 > 0:59:49There's only one person who can help us

0:59:49 > 0:59:51and that's Mr Peabody.

0:59:51 > 0:59:54What are you talking about? How is that even possible?

0:59:54 > 0:59:55We've got a time machine, Penny!

0:59:55 > 0:59:59I can set it so that we'll get home when Mr Peabody is still there.

0:59:59 > 1:00:02But I thought you're not supposed to go back to a time when you existed.

1:00:02 > 1:00:04What choice do we have?

1:00:04 > 1:00:08- WABAC:- Error. You are attempting to travel to an era in which you exist.

1:00:08 > 1:00:11This could alter the fabric of space-time.

1:00:11 > 1:00:14Error. Error.

1:00:14 > 1:00:17- Hang on! - MECHANICAL HUMMING

1:00:23 > 1:00:25This is fun!

1:00:27 > 1:00:31This is a little homespun concoction I like to call...

1:00:31 > 1:00:33"Einstein on the Beach."

1:00:33 > 1:00:35Yummy.

1:00:37 > 1:00:38To the kids.

1:00:38 > 1:00:41BOTH: To the kids!

1:00:41 > 1:00:42- KIDS:- (Mr Peabody.)

1:00:42 > 1:00:44Sherman? Penny?

1:00:44 > 1:00:45Can we talk to you a second?

1:00:45 > 1:00:47Of course. Excuse me.

1:00:50 > 1:00:52I've really hit it off with your parents.

1:00:52 > 1:00:55I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success".

1:00:55 > 1:00:58- BOTH:- I'd hold off filing it just yet.

1:00:58 > 1:01:01What do you mean? Why are you two dressed like ancient Greeks?

1:01:01 > 1:01:02- You used the WABAC! - I did.

1:01:02 > 1:01:05- I know, it's terrible! - But why?

1:01:05 > 1:01:07Penny and I got into an argument about George Washington.

1:01:07 > 1:01:10- So, I made him show me the WABAC. - And I lost her in ancient Egypt.

1:01:10 > 1:01:11And I got engaged to King Tut.

1:01:11 > 1:01:15- So, I came back and got you. - Then we ran out of gas.- In Florence. - Went into a black hole.

1:01:15 > 1:01:16And then you died in ancient Troy.

1:01:16 > 1:01:18Died? I have a hard time believing that.

1:01:18 > 1:01:20- BOTH:- It's true!

1:01:20 > 1:01:22But now you're here, and everything's going to be OK.

1:01:22 > 1:01:24I told you never to come back to a time when you existed

1:01:24 > 1:01:26because there would be two of you!

1:01:26 > 1:01:28Yeah, but the other one of me is in ancient Egypt.

1:01:28 > 1:01:30ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

1:01:31 > 1:01:34- BOTH: Ahh! - Who are you?

1:01:34 > 1:01:36He's you, but from another timeline.

1:01:36 > 1:01:39But I thought you said never to come back to a time when you existed.

1:01:39 > 1:01:41- Exactly!- I know.

1:01:41 > 1:01:45But what was I supposed to do? Mr Peabody died in ancient Troy.

1:01:45 > 1:01:47Died? I have a hard time believing that.

1:01:47 > 1:01:48Thank you.

1:01:48 > 1:01:50What are we going to do?

1:01:50 > 1:01:52Well, for starters, both Shermans can't stay here.

1:01:52 > 1:01:55Why? We could get bunk beds. I was thinking the same thing.

1:01:55 > 1:01:57That's so weird. It's like we're twins!

1:01:57 > 1:01:59- I was thinking that, too! - BOTH: Ow!

1:01:59 > 1:02:02You see? We can't have two Shermans in the same timeline.

1:02:02 > 1:02:05It puts too much strain on the space-time continuum.

1:02:05 > 1:02:08What to do? The Petersons can't know any of this.

1:02:08 > 1:02:12- PAUL:- Hey, Pea-buddy. - Hey.

1:02:12 > 1:02:13How's it going?

1:02:13 > 1:02:16Patty and I are working up an appetite.

1:02:16 > 1:02:18Mmm. The smells coming from your kitchen are yummy!

1:02:18 > 1:02:20Especially that Baked Alaska.

1:02:20 > 1:02:22So, what's going on here?

1:02:22 > 1:02:24Yeah, what's with the getups?

1:02:24 > 1:02:25Toga party!

1:02:25 > 1:02:27Toga party?

1:02:27 > 1:02:30Yes, it is a toga party!

1:02:30 > 1:02:32Well, what about dinner?

1:02:32 > 1:02:34I'm starving. Why don't we head into the dining room

1:02:34 > 1:02:37- and tuck into those quails you've been yakking about?- No!

1:02:37 > 1:02:41- Why not? - Because it's so fun right here!

1:02:41 > 1:02:42Whoohoo!

1:02:42 > 1:02:44MR PEABODY HUMS

1:02:47 > 1:02:48ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

1:02:50 > 1:02:51Ms Grunion!

1:02:51 > 1:02:53How delightful.

1:02:53 > 1:02:56- We were having such a good time I almost forgot you were coming.- Oh!

1:02:56 > 1:02:58Well, why don't you join the party?

1:02:58 > 1:03:02I'm not here for a party. I'm here for the investigation.

1:03:02 > 1:03:05Good. Why don't you start investigating over here?

1:03:05 > 1:03:08Or here, or here, or here...

1:03:08 > 1:03:10Stop waving your hands around!

1:03:10 > 1:03:12HE MOANS

1:03:12 > 1:03:15- PETERSONS: Sherman? - Wait! Is that...?

1:03:15 > 1:03:17PETERSONS: Sherman!

1:03:17 > 1:03:20Dos Shermanos? What's going on here, Peabody?

1:03:20 > 1:03:22Oh... HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

1:03:22 > 1:03:23Um... ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

1:03:23 > 1:03:25Nobody move!

1:03:25 > 1:03:28Sherman, I've got to get you out of here before you touch yourself.

1:03:28 > 1:03:30THEY GASP

1:03:30 > 1:03:32Mr Peabody! You didn't die!

1:03:32 > 1:03:35Of course I didn't die. Thank you.

1:03:35 > 1:03:37Hey. How did you get back?

1:03:37 > 1:03:38Well, after a few failed experiments

1:03:38 > 1:03:41I hit upon a combination of bones, stone and yak fat

1:03:41 > 1:03:43and constructed a rudimentary WABAC.

1:03:43 > 1:03:44You know what they say,

1:03:44 > 1:03:47"If at first you don't succeed, Troy, Troy again."

1:03:47 > 1:03:50This is no time for puns! Even good ones.

1:03:50 > 1:03:51Penny, Sherman, quickly!

1:03:51 > 1:03:53You're not going anywhere.

1:03:53 > 1:03:56I've seen quite enough to remove the boy...

1:03:56 > 1:03:58- (STAMMERS)- ..both boys, from this home.

1:03:58 > 1:04:01No, don't, Ms Grunion, please!

1:04:01 > 1:04:04This is all my fault. I started it.

1:04:05 > 1:04:07I'm so sorry, Sherman.

1:04:08 > 1:04:11You have nothing to apologise for, Penny.

1:04:11 > 1:04:12A dog should never have been allowed

1:04:12 > 1:04:14to adopt a boy in the first place.

1:04:14 > 1:04:15Now, come along.

1:04:15 > 1:04:17Ms Grunion, be careful!

1:04:17 > 1:04:20- Ah!- Oh!- What's happening?

1:04:22 > 1:04:23BOTH YELL

1:04:25 > 1:04:27Mr Peabody, help!

1:04:27 > 1:04:29Sherman!

1:04:29 > 1:04:31SCREAMING

1:04:32 > 1:04:33Oh!

1:04:41 > 1:04:43Hey! Where did the other two go?

1:04:43 > 1:04:48Our cosmic doubles combined in order to reconcile a paradox

1:04:48 > 1:04:50in the space-time continuum.

1:04:50 > 1:04:52OK, that makes sense.

1:04:52 > 1:04:57I don't know what just happened here but I know it was wrong!

1:04:57 > 1:04:59- This boy is coming with me! - Mr Peabody!

1:04:59 > 1:05:01- No, Ms Grunion! - Ow! Let me go!

1:05:01 > 1:05:02Get back here!

1:05:02 > 1:05:04Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!

1:05:06 > 1:05:07HE GROWLS

1:05:07 > 1:05:08Oh! Oh!

1:05:10 > 1:05:12BOTH GASP

1:05:12 > 1:05:13SHE GASPS

1:05:13 > 1:05:15He bit me!

1:05:15 > 1:05:17He bit me!

1:05:18 > 1:05:20Yes, hello, police?

1:05:20 > 1:05:22I'd like to report an assault.

1:05:22 > 1:05:23A bite.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25Mr Peabody, what are we going to do?

1:05:25 > 1:05:27Get here as soon as possible.

1:05:27 > 1:05:29Run!

1:05:29 > 1:05:31He's kidnapping the children! Oh!

1:05:33 > 1:05:35I can't believe you bit her, Mr Peabody!

1:05:35 > 1:05:37I know, Sherman, it was wrong.

1:05:37 > 1:05:40"Wrong"? It was awesome!

1:05:40 > 1:05:43And now, to return to our proper timeline and erase this mess.

1:05:46 > 1:05:50There he is! He's got my daughter in that giant space apple!

1:05:57 > 1:05:58- MUFFLED:- My face is numb.

1:06:00 > 1:06:02Whoohoo! Yes!

1:06:02 > 1:06:03RUMBLING

1:06:03 > 1:06:04What's wrong?

1:06:09 > 1:06:10- WABAC:- Time travel failed.

1:06:10 > 1:06:12Oh, dear.

1:06:12 > 1:06:14What is it, Mr Peabody?

1:06:14 > 1:06:17Our cosmic doubles colliding ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.

1:06:17 > 1:06:19That's why we didn't get to the past.

1:06:19 > 1:06:20SCREAMING

1:06:20 > 1:06:22GRUNTS

1:06:22 > 1:06:24Hey, Peabody!

1:06:24 > 1:06:26Looks like the past is coming to us.

1:06:28 > 1:06:30Oof! I will get you, dog!

1:06:30 > 1:06:32And your little boy, too!

1:06:32 > 1:06:34SCREAMING

1:06:34 > 1:06:36Penny! My bride!

1:06:37 > 1:06:39SCREAMING

1:06:40 > 1:06:41What?

1:06:43 > 1:06:46Oh, dear.

1:06:54 > 1:06:55Follow that orb!

1:07:02 > 1:07:04SCREAMING

1:07:08 > 1:07:09Incoming!

1:07:13 > 1:07:15What sort of creature are you?

1:07:15 > 1:07:17The name is Grunion!

1:07:20 > 1:07:21I'm in love!

1:07:24 > 1:07:26I just need to find a wormhole.

1:07:33 > 1:07:35Hey, Einstein, it's a red light.

1:07:35 > 1:07:38Hey, I'm walking, here!

1:07:38 > 1:07:39- Cake! - LAUGHING

1:07:39 > 1:07:41Mmm!

1:07:41 > 1:07:42SIREN WAILS

1:07:44 > 1:07:47There they go. Don't lose them.

1:07:47 > 1:07:49ELECTRONIC VERSION OF BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY PLAYING

1:07:52 > 1:07:54I'm trying to find another wormhole

1:07:54 > 1:07:57- but they all lead back to the present! WABAC:- Time travel failed.

1:07:57 > 1:07:58Time travel failed.

1:08:03 > 1:08:05Whoo!

1:08:05 > 1:08:07There he is. After them!

1:08:07 > 1:08:09Penny, my queen, I know you're in there.

1:08:11 > 1:08:12We're coming, Shermanus!

1:08:16 > 1:08:18- WABAC:- Time travel failed. - Mr Peabody!

1:08:18 > 1:08:19Look out!

1:08:21 > 1:08:23ALL: Whoa!

1:08:28 > 1:08:30Shermanus, hold on.

1:08:30 > 1:08:32We shall release you from this egg.

1:08:32 > 1:08:33SIREN WAILS

1:08:35 > 1:08:37Drop the sabre and step away from the futuristic orb.

1:08:37 > 1:08:40I take orders from no man!

1:08:40 > 1:08:43Unite, egalite, fraternite!

1:08:46 > 1:08:47HE LAUGHS

1:08:47 > 1:08:50Don't tase me, bro.

1:08:50 > 1:08:52Come out, Peabody, with your paws in the air.

1:08:54 > 1:08:56Mr Peabody, you're under arrest

1:08:56 > 1:08:58for kidnapping, reckless endangerment...

1:08:58 > 1:09:01And a multiplicity of major traffic violations.

1:09:01 > 1:09:05You don't understand. There's a rip in the space-time continuum!

1:09:05 > 1:09:07If you arrest me, I won't be able to fix...

1:09:07 > 1:09:09Blah, blah, blah. For too long

1:09:09 > 1:09:12you've bamboozled the world with your fancy jargon

1:09:12 > 1:09:14and that little red tie of yours and look what's come of it.

1:09:14 > 1:09:16- Take him away!- Wait.

1:09:16 > 1:09:17HE GROANS

1:09:17 > 1:09:20- Mr Peabody!- Sherman!

1:09:21 > 1:09:23What's going to happen to Mr Peabody?

1:09:23 > 1:09:26Don't you know what happens to dogs that bite?

1:09:26 > 1:09:28Let me go.

1:09:28 > 1:09:31You don't know what you're doing. Please, before it's too late.

1:09:31 > 1:09:33Wait!

1:09:33 > 1:09:35Give him another chance.

1:09:35 > 1:09:39He's through with chances. Now, he has to pay for his mistakes.

1:09:39 > 1:09:41But I'm the one who made all the mistakes.

1:09:41 > 1:09:43I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission.

1:09:43 > 1:09:46The only mistake Mr Peabody ever made...

1:09:47 > 1:09:49..was me.

1:09:50 > 1:09:51Sherman.

1:09:51 > 1:09:54You're absolutely right, Sherman.

1:09:54 > 1:09:58What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy?

1:10:00 > 1:10:02Maybe you're right, Ms Grunion.

1:10:02 > 1:10:05But there's one thing you haven't considered.

1:10:05 > 1:10:06What's that?

1:10:07 > 1:10:09I'm a dog, too!

1:10:11 > 1:10:13If being a dog means you're like Mr Peabody,

1:10:13 > 1:10:15who never turns his back on you

1:10:15 > 1:10:18and who's always there to pick you up when you fall

1:10:18 > 1:10:22and loves you no matter how many times you mess up...

1:10:22 > 1:10:25if that's what it means to be a dog,

1:10:25 > 1:10:28then, yeah, I'm a dog, too!

1:10:30 > 1:10:32I'm a dog, too.

1:10:33 > 1:10:34I'm a dog, too!

1:10:34 > 1:10:38- I'm a dog too!- I'm a dog too! - I'm a dog too!

1:10:38 > 1:10:39I'm a dog as well.

1:10:39 > 1:10:40A poodle dog!

1:10:40 > 1:10:42I am a dog, too.

1:10:42 > 1:10:44Ditto on that dog thing!

1:10:44 > 1:10:46I'm a dog, too.

1:10:46 > 1:10:47ALL SHOUT AGREEMENT

1:11:01 > 1:11:03I'm a dog, too.

1:11:10 > 1:11:12I'm Spartacus!

1:11:12 > 1:11:16All right, fine, you're all dogs, but you can't change the law.

1:11:16 > 1:11:18I know someone who can.

1:11:20 > 1:11:21PEOPLE MURMURING

1:11:21 > 1:11:23BOY: George Washington!

1:11:23 > 1:11:26We hold these truths to be self-evident,

1:11:26 > 1:11:32that all men, and some dogs, are created equal.

1:11:32 > 1:11:36I hereby award Mr Peabody a presidential pardon.

1:11:36 > 1:11:37Me, too.

1:11:37 > 1:11:39I've done worse.

1:11:39 > 1:11:40ALL CHEER

1:11:47 > 1:11:48- EXPLOSION - Huh?

1:11:53 > 1:11:54Uh, Mr Peabody, look!

1:11:58 > 1:11:59PEOPLE SCREAM

1:11:59 > 1:12:01Ahh!

1:12:02 > 1:12:03Ooh!

1:12:06 > 1:12:08It's getting closer!

1:12:08 > 1:12:09What are we going to do?

1:12:09 > 1:12:12This is the greatest collection of geniuses ever assembled!

1:12:12 > 1:12:15Surely we can come up with another way of getting to the past.

1:12:15 > 1:12:16I can build a catapult.

1:12:16 > 1:12:18We go very fast.

1:12:18 > 1:12:21But, remember, as you approach the speed of light

1:12:21 > 1:12:23gravity will get too strong.

1:12:23 > 1:12:27Oh, indeed. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

1:12:27 > 1:12:30How about we just punch that big hole in the face?

1:12:30 > 1:12:32OVERLAPPING CHATTER

1:12:39 > 1:12:40I have an idea.

1:12:40 > 1:12:43Hey, everybody, I have an idea!

1:12:43 > 1:12:46Yes, what is it, Sherman?

1:12:46 > 1:12:48Why not go to the future?

1:12:48 > 1:12:49The future?

1:12:49 > 1:12:53I've never been there before, so it's probably not as messed up.

1:12:54 > 1:12:56Sherman, that's it!

1:12:56 > 1:12:57Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

1:12:57 > 1:12:59Not usually.

1:12:59 > 1:13:01It's exactly what you all just said,

1:13:01 > 1:13:03except the total opposite!

1:13:05 > 1:13:07If we set the WABAC for the future, and go very, very fast,

1:13:07 > 1:13:10we'll create our own gravitational field

1:13:10 > 1:13:12that's equal and opposite

1:13:12 > 1:13:15to the rip in the space-time continuum!

1:13:16 > 1:13:18- LAUGHS - Oh, my...

1:13:18 > 1:13:19I don't get it.

1:13:19 > 1:13:23We're going to fly up there and punch that big hole in the face!

1:13:23 > 1:13:24Yes!

1:13:25 > 1:13:28Sherman, you're a genius.

1:13:30 > 1:13:31But, Peabody,

1:13:31 > 1:13:34how far into the future must you go?

1:13:34 > 1:13:36Just a few seconds ought to do it,

1:13:36 > 1:13:37and then we'll slingshot right back.

1:13:37 > 1:13:39Are you sure this is going to work?

1:13:39 > 1:13:41Don't worry, Penny.

1:13:41 > 1:13:43- Just remember, I'm a... - HE GRUNTS

1:13:44 > 1:13:46Genius!

1:13:46 > 1:13:49Sherman, I need to reprogram the WABAC.

1:13:49 > 1:13:52- All right, Mr Peabody. - That means you have to drive.

1:14:20 > 1:14:22In order to make the leap into the future

1:14:22 > 1:14:24the WABAC will have to go very fast.

1:14:24 > 1:14:25Faster than it's ever gone before!

1:14:26 > 1:14:29Are you ready, Sherman?

1:14:29 > 1:14:30I'm ready.

1:14:30 > 1:14:31HE EXHALES

1:14:34 > 1:14:36Come on, Sherman, you can do it.

1:14:46 > 1:14:48Now, Mr Peabody?

1:14:48 > 1:14:50Sherman, we need more speed.

1:14:53 > 1:14:54Now?

1:14:54 > 1:14:56Just a little more!

1:14:56 > 1:14:58HE SHUDDERS

1:14:58 > 1:15:00Not yet, Sherman. Not yet.

1:15:01 > 1:15:03Now!

1:15:06 > 1:15:08ALL GASP

1:15:14 > 1:15:16SHE GASPS

1:15:36 > 1:15:38Whoa! Whoa!

1:15:38 > 1:15:40Farewell!

1:15:40 > 1:15:43ALL SAYING GOODBYE IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

1:15:48 > 1:15:49Ooh!

1:15:49 > 1:15:51You haven't seen the last of me, Peabody.

1:15:51 > 1:15:54You'll make a mistake eventually, and when you do,

1:15:54 > 1:15:57I'll be there!

1:15:57 > 1:15:58- The Grunion is mine! - Ooh!

1:15:58 > 1:16:00AGAMEMNON LAUGHS

1:16:18 > 1:16:21Come on, Sherman. Come on!

1:16:34 > 1:16:36WHOOSHING

1:16:37 > 1:16:38EXCITED MURMURING

1:16:43 > 1:16:45Whoohoo! Yeah!

1:16:56 > 1:16:57CROWD CHEER

1:17:09 > 1:17:11If you want to watch television before I get home

1:17:11 > 1:17:13simply press "input" three times

1:17:13 > 1:17:15- and then use the remote control as usual.- Yes, Sherman.

1:17:15 > 1:17:18And if you're worried about making friends at the PTA meeting

1:17:18 > 1:17:20consider bringing snacks for everyone.

1:17:20 > 1:17:22- Bagels are always appreciated. - Yes, Sherman.

1:17:23 > 1:17:25And remember, Mr Peabody,

1:17:25 > 1:17:28I have robotics club after school today.

1:17:28 > 1:17:30Sherman, wait.

1:17:30 > 1:17:32Yes, Mr Peabody?

1:17:34 > 1:17:35I...

1:17:36 > 1:17:38I love you, Sherman.

1:17:42 > 1:17:45I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr Peabody.

1:17:56 > 1:17:58Hey, Mr Peabody!

1:17:58 > 1:17:59Hey, Sherman!

1:17:59 > 1:18:00Wait up!

1:18:03 > 1:18:04No doubt about it.

1:18:04 > 1:18:07Every dog should have a boy.

1:18:21 > 1:18:22CHEERING

1:18:24 > 1:18:26HE CHUCKLES

1:18:27 > 1:18:29Oh!

1:18:32 > 1:18:34WOMEN: Ooh!

1:18:34 > 1:18:36WOMEN: Ah! HE SIGHS

1:18:38 > 1:18:39A-ha!

1:18:47 > 1:18:48Ooh la la!

1:18:52 > 1:18:56I now pronounce you husband and wife.

1:18:56 > 1:18:58You may kiss the Grunion.

1:19:00 > 1:19:02- NERVOUS GIGGLING - Come here, soldier.

1:19:02 > 1:19:04CHEERING

1:19:14 > 1:19:16MUSIC: Way Back When by Grizfolk

1:19:16 > 1:19:19# There's always time for living

1:19:19 > 1:19:22# Can we just do it again?

1:19:23 > 1:19:28# One more time like it once was way back when

1:19:30 > 1:19:32# You gave me something to believe in

1:19:33 > 1:19:36# We were the best of friends

1:19:37 > 1:19:43# Well, I remember the good times way back when

1:19:49 > 1:19:54# Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go

1:19:56 > 1:19:58# I've got you on your way

1:19:58 > 1:20:00# I feel it for you, don't you know

1:20:00 > 1:20:04# We're superheroes and villains

1:20:04 > 1:20:06# When we used to pretend

1:20:07 > 1:20:13# We'd go wherever our minds would take us way back when

1:20:17 > 1:20:21# Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go

1:20:24 > 1:20:26# I've got you on your way

1:20:26 > 1:20:29# I feel it for you, don't you know

1:20:31 > 1:20:36# It's a promise that I made Never be afraid

1:20:39 > 1:20:40# I know we'll be OK

1:20:40 > 1:20:43# This luck we have, it cannot go

1:20:44 > 1:20:46# Cos you're on your own

1:20:47 > 1:20:50# You're not alone

1:20:51 > 1:20:56# I know I'll see you again Again

1:20:58 > 1:21:01# And if all these things

1:21:01 > 1:21:05# Come to an end

1:21:05 > 1:21:09# We'll always have a way back when

1:21:16 > 1:21:20# Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go

1:21:23 > 1:21:25# I've got you on your way

1:21:25 > 1:21:27# I feel it for you, don't you know

1:21:30 > 1:21:34# It's a promise that I made Never be afraid

1:21:37 > 1:21:39# I know we'll be OK

1:21:39 > 1:21:42# This luck we have, it cannot go. #