0:00:50 > 0:00:52Antarctica.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56An inhospitable wasteland.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom...
0:00:59 > 0:01:01we find life.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09And not just any life.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Penguins!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Look at them...
0:01:24 > 0:01:26tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Who could take these frisky little snow clowns...
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Seriously?!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Who cares?- I question nothing.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36- Me, too.- Me, too!
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Well, fine!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Here we go! Doing it! Come on!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Well, what's the point of these?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I like it! Hey, this could be our thing!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04What are we going to call it? Let's call it the "high-one".
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Hey, did anybody see that? That's an egg!
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Is someone going to go get it?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10We can't do that.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Why not?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Yeah! Why do you think there are always documentary crews filming us?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23CHATTERING AND SQUEAKING
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Well, sorry, kid. We lose a few eggs every year.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27It's just nature.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, right. Nature.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I guess that makes sense...
0:02:31 > 0:02:33but something...
0:02:33 > 0:02:35but something deep down in my gut
0:02:35 > 0:02:38tells me that it makes no sense at all.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41You know what? I reject nature!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43PENGUINS GASP
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Who's with me?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Aaaaaargh!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Aaargh!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Ha-ha!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12THEY GASP
0:03:17 > 0:03:18THEY GASP
0:03:22 > 0:03:24THEY EXHALE IN RELIEF
0:03:26 > 0:03:30The old ship. No-one's ever returned from there alive.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Look, he's fine.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Leopard seals. Nature's snakes.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Aren't snakes nature's snakes?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51They're going for the egg! Give me a way down there, ASAP!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54All one would have to do is collect 300 feet of kelp...
0:03:54 > 0:03:59Tiny and helpless, the baby penguins are frozen with fear.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04They know if they fall from this cliff, they will surely die.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Gunter, give them a shove.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09..harnessing the jellyfish we've trained
0:04:09 > 0:04:10to obey simple voice commands.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12ALL: Aaaargh!
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Now, that's more like it!
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Attaboy, Rico!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Don't let them have it!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33OK! I guess that works.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Get to high ground!
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Booyah!
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Success!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I'd recommend firing it now!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Nope. Hold on.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54We really should fire it!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Not till we see the white of its eyes.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59They're mostly pupil. Very little white! Almost none!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- They've got to have a little bit of white, right?- None whatsoever!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04What if they look really far to the left?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Fire in the hole!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10THEY SCREAM
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Kowalski, analysis?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27We are really...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29awesome at this!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Hey, we could do our thing! High-one!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Yes!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45- My bad!- Uh-oh!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Look, it's the miracle of birth!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55A moment of extraordinary beauty.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57CRUNCHING SQUELCH
0:05:57 > 0:06:01That's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03BABY PENGUIN GIGGLES
0:06:03 > 0:06:05ALL: Oh!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- Hello! Are you my family?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You don't have a family and we're all going to die. Sorry.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27What?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31No-one's going to die!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Know what you've got, kid?
0:06:33 > 0:06:34You've got us.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36We've got each other.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39If that ain't a family, I don't know what is.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45So adorable.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Kowalski, what's our trajectory?
0:06:48 > 0:06:5095% certain we're still doomed.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52And the other 5%?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Adventure and glory like no penguins have ever seen before.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I'll take that action.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58But where are we going?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00The future, boys.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02The glorious future.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11# I like to move it Move it... #
0:07:11 > 0:07:12That song!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I swear, it's going to make me lose my salmon.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Singing getting louder, Skipper.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Then move faster!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20And somebody get that wig off Private!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Kowalski, status report!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I am really getting tired of this song.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Well, the best part of owning a circus...
0:07:32 > 0:07:35is you can transport a cannon over state lines.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Ten years ago, on this very day, a tiny egg hatched...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55and our world got a little bit cuter.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59So, tonight, Private, we celebrate your birthday...
0:07:59 > 0:08:03by infiltrating the United States gold depository...
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- at Fort Knox!- Splendid!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- What?- There she is, boys!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10The object of our unholy desire,
0:08:10 > 0:08:11the butter on our biscuit,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- the royal flush...- Skipper?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Private, what's our rule about interrupting analogies?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Sorry. Please continue.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19The moment's gone. Private ruined it.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Sir, we're approaching our target.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Skipper, I really don't...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Are you questioning my leadership, Private?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- No, sir.- Too bad.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Because I respect a soldier with some moxie.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Really? Then I really think...
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Whoa, whoa! Dial back the moxie, sass-mouth!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Look at you. Still so adorable.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43WHISPERS: Fire in the hole!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51'Eight o'clock. Night-night time!'
0:08:51 > 0:08:52What?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55SECURITY GUARD SNORES
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Private, come on!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06'Please enter passcode.'
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Kowalski, you're up.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09'Please enter passcode.'
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Rico, sonic incursion device.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15PLAYS FAST BLUEGRASS MUSIC
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh, come on. You're kidding, right?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Kentucky, Skipper. They do love their Flatt and Scruggs.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- ENTRY SYSTEM:- 'Y'all come in now, you hear? Have yourself a ice tea.'
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Private, if you could have anything you wanted in the whole wide world...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44what would it be?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Well, gee, Skipper,
0:09:45 > 0:09:48I think, to be a meaningful and valued member of this team.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, well, we got you something else.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54A vending machine?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Not just any vending machine, Private.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59The last remaining home in America's nanny state
0:09:59 > 0:10:02for those succulent, but chemically hazardous
0:10:02 > 0:10:04bits of puffed heaven called...
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Cheezy Dibbles!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Happy ding-dong birthday, you little scamp.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Thank you!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22You mess with the bull, you're going to get the horns, Private.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Now hit that machine and get your present.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32We just broke into the most secure facility in North America.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33You know what that means?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36We're wanted criminals who'll be on the lam the rest of our lives,
0:10:36 > 0:10:39always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks?
0:10:39 > 0:10:43No! It means, as elite units go, we're the elitist of the elite.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Top shelf in the bureau. The penultimate, plus one.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Where'd Private go?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54There he is. D-3.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Oh, Private. How much is he?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57He's 3.50, sir.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00That's outrageous, even for Private.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Sir, the machine is alive!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Or your prices!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Release them!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17What the...?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Kowalski, analysis!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- All evidence indicates... - HIS STOMACH GURGLES
0:12:16 > 0:12:18..I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22We're behind enemy lines and incredibly thirsty.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Rico, bust us out of this delicious prison.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Nice work, Rico!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33You are a meaningful and valued member of this team.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Private, quit lollygagging. And regular gagging.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Dark and ominous.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Two of my least favourite traits in a room.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Look! A button.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Private, don't!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Now, what have I told you about...
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Sorry, what?
0:13:13 > 0:13:17It looks like some sort of giant laser sent to kill us all, sir.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Another one!- ALL: No!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- What the...?- Naughty, naughty!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Pretty birds belong in their cages.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Now, that's just hurtful.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54And I was so happy to see you again.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...
0:14:00 > 0:14:02..and sweet little Private.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Who are you?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08The humans know me as Dr Octavius Brine,
0:14:08 > 0:14:12renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast
0:14:12 > 0:14:16and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20But you know me by a different, much older name.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25A name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear again.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26A phantom!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29A shadow of a former life.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30I...
0:14:30 > 0:14:32am...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Dave!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Kowalski?- Sorry, sir. No clue.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Dave!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Dave!- Dave?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Dave?- Dave!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Dave.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Dave!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52RICO GRUNTS
0:14:54 > 0:14:55CRICKET CHIRRUPS
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Sorry.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Wait, wait. I live this way.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Go ahead, Dan. Continue.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10You seriously don't remember me?
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Dave! Dave! Right! Oh, yeah, long time!
0:15:16 > 0:15:17How's the wife?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I've never been married!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23You may not remember me,
0:15:23 > 0:15:26but I could never forget you.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Let's shake up some old memories.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31New York City.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38The Central Park Zoo. Life was good.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39'Roomy tank...
0:15:39 > 0:15:41'great location...
0:15:41 > 0:15:44'monkey-house views.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46'And, of course...
0:15:46 > 0:15:48'my adoring legion of fans!'
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Cool!
0:15:49 > 0:15:50'Dave!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53'The octopus of a thousand tricks.'
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Awesome!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57'I was the total package.'
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Wow!- Hey, kids! You got to see this! Get up here, quick!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04'And then, you arrived...'
0:16:04 > 0:16:07They're so adorable!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13'..and took everything from me.'
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- They are so adorable. - Have you ever seen anything cuter?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20'Four adorable baby penguins.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25'With you around, no-one wanted an old octopus any more.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27'"Out you go, Dave!"
0:16:28 > 0:16:31'And so it went, over and over,
0:16:31 > 0:16:34'at zoo after aquarium.'
0:16:34 > 0:16:35I can't see the penguins, man!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37'Adorable penguins stole the show...
0:16:43 > 0:16:45'..while I was shunned.'
0:16:45 > 0:16:47TOILET FLUSHES
0:16:47 > 0:16:48'Forgotten.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54'Unwanted.'
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Alone.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04That sounds awful!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Oh, it was.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12I came to realise, some creatures are born to get all the love.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14The rest of us get nothing.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19The only thing that has kept me going all these years
0:17:19 > 0:17:22is my burning thirst for revenge!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26And my precious souvenir snowglobe collection.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28CLANKING
0:17:31 > 0:17:33What is wrong with you?!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Daryl, Daryl, Daryl, you can't blame us for what happened to you.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Can! That's how this whole revenge thing works!
0:17:44 > 0:17:49And with this, I finally have the power to destroy you!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Crikey!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Nicolas, cage them.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I've got some bad news for you, Dennis.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03You messed with the wrong birds
0:18:03 > 0:18:06because we are an elite unit, the best of the best.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09The cream of the corn on a platinum cob!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11And we're going to take your deadly green goop
0:18:11 > 0:18:14and sashay right out the exit hatch.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17And just how are you going to do that?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Deploy secret weapon!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21RICO BELCHES
0:18:21 > 0:18:23The cheese, it burns!
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Roll out!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31After them!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37All right, boys, it's just like Cuba!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Taxi!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47How about some music? Something chase-y!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49HE PLAYS QUICKLY
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Here they come!
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Let's move!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again! Stroke some more!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Sorry!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05GONDOLIER SHOUTS IN ITALIAN
0:19:10 > 0:19:12We've got baddies, six o'clock!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Kowalski, battle formation!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20So, you squeegees want to do the gondola mambo?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Let's dance!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Mother of pearl, that stings! I've lost visual!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Kowalski, be my eyes!- Left!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Right, right! Up!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Duck!
0:19:35 > 0:19:36I think I got them.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37They are down, sir.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Excelente!
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Skipper!- They're back up and we are running out of canal!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Parker Posey! Go all-terrain.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56- Will you marry...- What?
0:20:02 > 0:20:03We've lost engine one!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- And two and three!- Four!
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Switch to emergency power!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Aye-aye, Skipper!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22We've got melons! Dead ahead!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I can see! Rico, the glowy thing!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Venetian blinded again!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46We've been boarded! Initiate self-destruct sequence!
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Nice!
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Whee!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Frankly, I'm surprised we had a self-destruct sequence.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00HE PLAYS WESTERN SHOOT-OUT MUSIC
0:21:00 > 0:21:03All right, boys, battle stance!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05We're in battle stance, sir.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10OK, good. Now we spring our trap.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I'm not sure THEY'RE the ones that are trapped, sir.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Kowalski, remember our little talk about true but unhelpful comments?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Yes, sir. - Sometimes we just have to wing it!
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Wow.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Sorry for underestimating the plan, Skipper.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43It's OK, Kowalski. Just don't ever doubt me again.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Now, what the heck is going on?!
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Remain calm, penguins.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54You are now under the protection of the North Wind.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57You're welcome.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Oh, my gosh!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08You guys are so cute!
0:22:08 > 0:22:09You're just so cute!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13And cuddly!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Hey, get away! No more hugs!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18It's like being licked by a basket full of puppy dogs.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Corporal!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Corporal! Chart a course back to North Wind headquarters.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Eva, inform them that we're bringing in witnesses.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Private, Dibble me.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34We're not going anywhere with you.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37We don't even know who the heck you are!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe...
0:22:40 > 0:22:41HE CRUNCHES LOUDLY
0:22:41 > 0:22:43The North Wind is an elite un...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45HE CRUNCHES LOUDLY
0:22:45 > 0:22:48An elite undercover interspecies...
0:22:48 > 0:22:49task...
0:22:49 > 0:22:51force, dedicated to he...
0:22:53 > 0:22:55..helping...
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Dedicated to helping... - SKIPPER CRUNCHES LOUDLY
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Like penguins.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Really? And you are?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07My name is classified.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Classified, eh? What is that, Dutch? Can't really hear the accent.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Excuse me?- There's the accent!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14My name isn't Classified.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18My name is classified, because I am the leader of this strike team.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit, too.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- COMPUTER:- 'Self-destruct sequence activated.'
0:23:32 > 0:23:34You know, you should really label these things.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36'In three...two...one...'
0:23:36 > 0:23:38The name's Skipper. I run this outfit.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Back there is Kowalski.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42He's the brains of our operation.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Say something smart, Kowalski.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Er...
0:23:49 > 0:23:52See? He's working on a whole other level.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53And Rico.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54He's our demolition expert.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59He destroyed that chair for the sheer fun of it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00No reason at all.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02And then there's Private.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05He's sort of our, you know...
0:24:05 > 0:24:07secretary/mascot.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Cute.- And cuddly.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Oh, sorry.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Let's see how well "cute and cuddly" handles this next bit.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Nice doggy door!
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- PRIVATE:- Wow! Look at this!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40SKIPPER: Well, well, well.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Not a bad place you got here, Classified.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Thank you. That's not my name.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47'Arrival, Pad 17.'
0:24:47 > 0:24:49All right, tiny penguins.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51The best way for the North Wind to protect
0:24:51 > 0:24:53helpless animals like yourselves
0:24:53 > 0:24:56is to bring Dr Brine to justice. Now, you were inside his sub,
0:24:56 > 0:24:58so I need to know everything you know.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Yee-hoo!- Ha-ha!- Whee!
0:25:02 > 0:25:03ALL: Hey!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Just tell me everything you know.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07All right.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Numero uno.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Tulip fight...
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Canada is secretly training an army of sasquatch.- Sasquatch...
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17% actual dog.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Not "everything" everything!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Just everything regarding your abduction by Dr Octavius Brine.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Ah!
0:25:26 > 0:25:27- Why didn't you say so?- What?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30My team has uncovered that Dr Octavius Brine...
0:25:30 > 0:25:33is actually an individual known as Derek!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- WHISPERS:- Dave. - ..as Dave, the octopus.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37An octopus?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- LAUGHING:- No, Dr Brine is not an octopus. He is...
0:25:39 > 0:25:41An octopus. Precisely.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45That's exactly what our intel indicated.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46- WHISPERS:- Release the sheep.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52What you, of course, could not know is that Dr Brine's laboratory
0:25:52 > 0:25:55in Venice is secretly developing a doomsday weapon
0:25:55 > 0:25:59called the Medusa Serum.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00But what you don't know
0:26:00 > 0:26:01- is that Dirk...- Dave.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04..Dave won't be using his Bazooka Serum...
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- Medusa Serum. - ..Medusa Serum on anybody.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07That part is accurate.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Show him, Rico!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15You stole the Medusa Serum?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Well, stole the serum, saved the day, did your job for you...
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Call it what you will.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Debbie!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Dave.- Dave!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27He hacked into our system.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Where's the sound?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Dave! Your microphone, it's not on. - I can't hear anything.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Click on the picture of the microphone.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Every time a villain calls in, this happens!
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Hello? Hello?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Now we can hear you, but we cannot see you.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Every time! - It's like talking to my parents.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44How about now?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Yes, we've got you.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Excellent. Now, where was I?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49DAVE CACKLES
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Dave!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Greetings, North Wind.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I see you've met my old zoo-mates.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58We were never mates. There was no mating.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Turn yourself in, David.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03You're powerless now that I've stolen your precious Medusa Serum.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- You? You didn't steal that! - It's over.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07It's over?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Then why did I call you?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Weird.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Oh! Maybe it was to show you this!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18That is a lot of serum for four penguins.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Oh, you thought this was just about you four?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24No! No, no, no.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26We're just getting started.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping...
0:27:32 > 0:27:35for revenge!
0:27:35 > 0:27:36COMPUTER BEEPS
0:27:36 > 0:27:37COMPUTER BEEPS AGAIN
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Wait. How do you...?
0:27:40 > 0:27:42- What do I push? - OCTOPUS BABBLES
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- Is it the red, or... - OCTOPUS BABBLES
0:27:44 > 0:27:46I thought it was the... It's not this?
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Incoming alert!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Put it on the screen.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54The Berlin Zoo. 15 penguins missing.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Dave is kidnapping other penguins!
0:27:56 > 0:27:58No doubt cute and cuddly!
0:27:58 > 0:28:00BOTH: We have to move! What?!
0:28:00 > 0:28:02- Time for our A-game! - Everybody, huddle up!
0:28:02 > 0:28:03Corporal, ready the jet.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06I'm initiating North Wind Protocol Zeta.
0:28:06 > 0:28:0812 more penguins taken from London Zoo.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10OK, boys, this is it,
0:28:10 > 0:28:13the mission we've been preparing for our entire lives.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16We're going to take down Dave, or die trying!
0:28:16 > 0:28:18- Kowalski, cancel our improv class! - Yes, sir.
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Rico, equipify!
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Private, do that little thing I like.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22SKIPPER LAUGHS
0:28:22 > 0:28:23It's still funny.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Skipper! Good news!
0:28:25 > 0:28:27I got them to credit our class!
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Sir, the jet is ready.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Oh, yeah, baby! Just like Super Bowl XIX!
0:28:31 > 0:28:33They're stealing my stuff!
0:28:33 > 0:28:37No! This mission has no place for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39- Who are you calling pathetic?- Enough!
0:28:42 > 0:28:45See, Rico? That's why you can't have nice things.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46RICO SNORES
0:28:46 > 0:28:50You know, I'm pretty good with computers myself.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52KOWALSKI SNORES
0:28:59 > 0:29:01Put on your jammies, penguin(!)
0:29:03 > 0:29:05They are even cute when they're asleep.
0:29:05 > 0:29:06Not to me!
0:29:06 > 0:29:10I want these butterballs out of my way, and out of my mission.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Ship them to one of our safe houses,
0:29:12 > 0:29:15the most remote place on the planet.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Where the heck are we?
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Oxygen content is low.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27I suggest we limit our breathing.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29SQUEAKY FLATULENCE
0:29:29 > 0:29:30Private!
0:29:30 > 0:29:33THEY GASP FOR AIR
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Sorry! I get gassy when I fly.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37- Toot sweet! He does! - We must be on a plane!
0:29:39 > 0:29:42What did North Wind do to us?
0:29:42 > 0:29:45They gave us badges!
0:29:45 > 0:29:48Not badges, tranquilizer darts!
0:29:48 > 0:29:49Classified!
0:29:49 > 0:29:53That low-down dirty dog is trying to kick us off the mission!
0:29:53 > 0:29:55He thinks we can't save the penguins,
0:29:55 > 0:29:57because we're just "penguins".
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers! They're us!
0:30:00 > 0:30:02And if anyone's going to save us...
0:30:02 > 0:30:03it's us.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06But, Skipper, we've got to be five miles up.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08That pretty much limits our options.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10I make my own options.
0:30:16 > 0:30:17Brilliant move, Skipper.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19But now we seem to be outside the plane.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22I kind of got caught up in the moment!
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Well, hindsight's 20/20.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28OK, Kowalski, your turn to pick up the slack.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Oh! Why don't we catch that plane?
0:30:32 > 0:30:33Bird strike, log it.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37We've got another target, at 12 o'clock.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Good, it's only 11.30.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Follow me, boys, we're going in hot!
0:30:43 > 0:30:44Hot, hot!
0:30:44 > 0:30:46No-one likes a show-off, Private.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Aim for first class!
0:30:53 > 0:30:55I'm OK!
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Kowalski, where does this aircraft go?
0:30:57 > 0:31:00From the odd shape of this bagel, I'd say we're headed for Paris.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03France? Forget it! Not with their tax laws!
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Then I would suggest a mid-air transfer.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08- Affirmative! - Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!
0:31:08 > 0:31:10- We're out of peanuts, Skipper! - Try pretzels, Private.
0:31:12 > 0:31:13Bingo!
0:31:13 > 0:31:15There's our ride, boys.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Can't stay, doll.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19Danger is my mistress.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21Rico, more height!
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Pretzels, pretzels, pretzels! We're out of pretzels!
0:31:24 > 0:31:28Then we're leaving just in time, cos these folks are going to freak!
0:31:28 > 0:31:29Deploy flaps!
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Stay on target!
0:31:33 > 0:31:36We're going to catch it! We're going to catch it!
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Crikey! We're not going to catch it!
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Wait a minute. Where's Skipper?
0:31:42 > 0:31:46Time to get creative. Start grabbing boxes, boys!
0:31:46 > 0:31:47Going long!
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Private, stop playing with those backpacks.
0:31:53 > 0:31:54Find something useful!
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Now we're talking! Let's get to work.
0:31:58 > 0:31:59400 metres.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01300 metres.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Speak American, Kowalski!
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Sorry, sir. 218 yards.
0:32:05 > 0:32:06109 yards.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16OK, then.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18It's clear what we need to do next.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25That feels right!
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Impressive bouncing, boys.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Now, then, back to civilisation.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31If we're going to take Dexter down,
0:32:31 > 0:32:34we need to know where he's going to strike next.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC PLAYS
0:32:46 > 0:32:48ALL: Goal!
0:32:48 > 0:32:51WHISTLE BLOWS Huh?
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Elijah, would you please take them away?
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Penguin footprints, still warm. We just missed Dave.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11Blast it! He's gone!
0:33:11 > 0:33:13So many penguins!
0:33:15 > 0:33:17- Boss! He's stress-eating again! - Corporal!
0:33:17 > 0:33:20- There, there. - Rub the angry out of the tummy.
0:33:20 > 0:33:21Corporal!
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Focus!
0:33:23 > 0:33:26We are going to save those helpless penguins
0:33:26 > 0:33:29because we are the North Wind
0:33:29 > 0:33:30and no-one,
0:33:30 > 0:33:34NO-ONE breaks the Wind.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38No-one breaks the Wind.
0:33:38 > 0:33:39There's a good Corporal.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Now, we rescued those four penguins already, didn't we?
0:33:41 > 0:33:44Shipped them off, all cosy and snug, to a Madagascar safe...
0:33:44 > 0:33:45- ALARM BEEPS - How come there's beeping?
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Sir, those penguins...
0:33:48 > 0:33:50they never made it to Madagascar.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53What? Well, where the dickens are they?
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Kowalski, what are our coordinates?
0:33:59 > 0:34:03From my calculations, we've arrived in the centre of Dublin, Ireland.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09All right, soldiers, we've got to blend in. Riverdance!
0:34:15 > 0:34:18But no time to kiss the Blarney Stone, boys.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20We need to find intel on Dave's location.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21Pronto!
0:34:23 > 0:34:24Ah-ha!
0:34:27 > 0:34:29All right, you! Where's Dave? Give us the goods!
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Spit it out! Don't make me use me shillelagh!
0:34:32 > 0:34:33Sir, that's a baby squid.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39Sorry, laddie.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44Stranded on the Emerald Isle without a single clue.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48- Skipper, look!- Huh?
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Begorra!
0:34:53 > 0:34:54Does anyone speak Gaelic?
0:34:54 > 0:34:57No, but it looks like Dave's been busy.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01- Madrid!- Paris!
0:35:01 > 0:35:02Athens!
0:35:02 > 0:35:04Bangalore!
0:35:04 > 0:35:07- Dusseldorf!- Osaka! - Rio de Janeiro!
0:35:07 > 0:35:09- Nairobi!- Amsterdam!
0:35:09 > 0:35:10Baton Rouge!
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Dave's snowglobe collection!
0:35:13 > 0:35:16It's every zoo and aquarium he got kicked out of!
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Don't tell me where he has been.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Tell me where he will have has been next.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Wait, what is it, Rico?
0:35:23 > 0:35:25It's a book! It's a film! It's a play! First word...
0:35:25 > 0:35:28Two syllables. Sounds like "hurgh".
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Sounds like..."heurgh".
0:35:30 > 0:35:32What starts with heurgh?
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Shanghai.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Dave hasn't been there yet, Skipper.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44If we hurry, we can still stop him.
0:35:44 > 0:35:45Nice work, Rico!
0:35:45 > 0:35:49Pack your bagpipes, boys. It's time to blow this potato stand!
0:36:03 > 0:36:04So, this is it.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08Shanghai's famous Little Dublin district.
0:36:08 > 0:36:09Skipper, look!
0:36:09 > 0:36:11I see you, Private.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Who's the big boy standing on his tippy-toes?
0:36:14 > 0:36:16- No, I mean... - I just want to eat you up!
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Skipper, look! Above Private!
0:36:18 > 0:36:21Dave's next target. Shanghai's famous Mermaid Penguins.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Good eye, Kowalski! And once again,
0:36:24 > 0:36:25you've proved that you are
0:36:25 > 0:36:27a meaningful and valued member of this team.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29PRIVATE SIGHS
0:36:29 > 0:36:31- ANNOUNCER:- Ladies and gentlemen,
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Shanghai Marine World is pleased to present
0:36:34 > 0:36:38our world-famous Mermaid Penguins!
0:36:38 > 0:36:40CHEERING
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Tonight, our mermaids dedicate their performance
0:36:43 > 0:36:45to all the missing penguins around the world.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48Stay safe, little guys, wherever you are.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50And we hope you come home real soon.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Now, keep those eyes roving, boys.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00Dave is a master of disguise.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02He could be a small child, a house plant.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Maybe even you, or me!
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Is it you, Kowalski?
0:37:06 > 0:37:07Hey, hold on.
0:37:12 > 0:37:13Wait a minute.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Bingo! Nice try, Dave.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20Operation Flash, Splash And Crash is a go.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Splendid! Take positions.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26'Penguin feeding time will begin in two minutes.'
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Target, 30 yards and closing.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39In position, Skipper.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41'Rico, report.'
0:37:41 > 0:37:42In position.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44- And for you, Private... - Yes, Skipper!
0:37:44 > 0:37:46- Here's your mermaid costume.- What?
0:37:46 > 0:37:48We need a diversion.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50And, frankly, you're the only one who can pull off that look.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54But I can do more, Skipper. I want to help the team.
0:37:54 > 0:37:55Really help the team!
0:37:55 > 0:37:58If you think I'm ready, which I am!
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Assuming you agree, and perhaps even...
0:38:01 > 0:38:03if you don't.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05I like the moxie, soldier,
0:38:05 > 0:38:10but right now, I need a tail on that tush and the cutest smile you've got.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12You trust me, soldier?
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Aye-aye, Skipper...
0:38:16 > 0:38:18Hey, it's feeding time!
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Target, ten yards from flashpoint.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Private, you're up.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28You just MERMAID my day!
0:38:28 > 0:38:29Flash is a go!
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Look! They let one of the mermaids out of the tank!
0:38:32 > 0:38:33Oh, she's so cute!
0:38:33 > 0:38:35It's the cutest thing I've ever seen!
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Shields up!
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Target is stunned. Rico, bring the Splash.
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Yeah, yeah!
0:39:02 > 0:39:05CHILDREN CHEER
0:39:10 > 0:39:12What are you doing out here, cutie?
0:39:12 > 0:39:13Come on, back in your tank.
0:39:17 > 0:39:18Secure the mermaids, and find me...
0:39:21 > 0:39:22David the octopus.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27A little late, North Wind.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Mission accomplished.
0:39:31 > 0:39:32High-one!
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Corporal, take OUR prisoner,
0:39:35 > 0:39:37the one that belongs to US, into custody.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39SUIT SQUEAKILY DEFLATES
0:39:39 > 0:39:41What? You melted him?! You birds are sick!
0:39:43 > 0:39:46He's going in through the pipes!
0:39:50 > 0:39:51Skipper!
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Private? Private!
0:39:53 > 0:39:56You've got to get out of there!
0:39:56 > 0:39:58No, no, no! No, no, no! Private!
0:39:58 > 0:39:59Skipper!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Private!
0:40:01 > 0:40:02- Help!- No!
0:40:04 > 0:40:05Here we go!
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Move, move, move!
0:40:10 > 0:40:12He's got Private!
0:40:12 > 0:40:13He's getting away! He's getting away!
0:40:13 > 0:40:15Skipper! The North Wind's plane!
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Sweet chariot of the gods!
0:40:17 > 0:40:18But can you fly it, man?
0:40:18 > 0:40:21There's only one way to find out.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26No...
0:40:26 > 0:40:28I, er, still can't read.
0:40:28 > 0:40:29Then we're going off-book.
0:40:37 > 0:40:38No! No, no, no!
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Too much, too much, too much!
0:40:50 > 0:40:52I'm getting the hang of this, Skipper.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Good! We're coming for you, Private!
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Those ludicrous butterballs are letting David escape!
0:41:01 > 0:41:02Eva, secure transport.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04Short Fuse, Corporal, hitch us a ride!
0:41:11 > 0:41:12Fire!
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Go, fetch!
0:41:30 > 0:41:31Hold her steady!
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Sir, Dave is pulling ahead. We are too heavy.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Curse our heavily Cheeze-Dibbled diet!
0:41:46 > 0:41:49Rico, give me a West Helsinki fire sale!
0:41:49 > 0:41:51- Yeah, yeah!- Everything must go!
0:41:55 > 0:41:56Huh? What the...?
0:41:59 > 0:42:02- That's everything, sir. - Have you purged the chemical toilet?
0:42:02 > 0:42:06- But Rico was in there for 15 minutes!- Just do it!
0:42:06 > 0:42:07No!
0:42:07 > 0:42:08- SPLASH! - Urgh!
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- 'Self-destruct sequence, in five...' - Private!
0:42:22 > 0:42:26- Stay strong, soldier! - '..four...three...two...
0:42:26 > 0:42:28'one...'
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Skipper's log -
0:42:47 > 0:42:50Private has been kidnapped by Dave...
0:42:50 > 0:42:55while we have been cast adrift for what seems like days.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57No rations, fresh water...
0:42:57 > 0:42:59HE COUGHS
0:42:59 > 0:43:00..or land in sight.
0:43:03 > 0:43:04Kowalski's sick as a dog...
0:43:04 > 0:43:06KOWALSKI VOMITS
0:43:06 > 0:43:07..and Rico...
0:43:07 > 0:43:09keeps trying to eat him.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Just, please, just cut it out!
0:43:11 > 0:43:13KOWALSKI VOMITS
0:43:13 > 0:43:17Not sure how long we can hold on.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19This may be my final entry.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Ow!
0:43:21 > 0:43:232004, Grand Cru. Hints of pear, white peaches.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26This salmon is delicious.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30I've never been more hydrated in my life!
0:43:30 > 0:43:31Let me cut you a piece of the salmon.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34- No, thank you.- It's the most delicious thing on the boat.
0:43:34 > 0:43:35I have to loosen my utility belt.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38No, I'm full. Just dump it in the ocean.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42You know, we're all in the same boat, here.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Actually, we're not.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46And perhaps you could express a little more concern
0:43:46 > 0:43:48over the fact that you stole and destroyed
0:43:48 > 0:43:52a 19 million vehicle!
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Bill me(!)
0:43:54 > 0:43:56- SONAR BEEPS - Corporal? Corporal!
0:43:56 > 0:43:59We're picking up a signal, sir.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01It's five klicks southwest...
0:44:01 > 0:44:04but it stopped at that remote island.
0:44:04 > 0:44:05Land?
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Good on you! You've tracked down some land.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11No, silly willy.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14We've been tracking your little secretary/mascot.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16What? You put a homing device on Private?
0:44:16 > 0:44:17All of you, actually,
0:44:17 > 0:44:20when I darted you.
0:44:20 > 0:44:21You low-down...
0:44:21 > 0:44:25dirty, mangy, filthy...
0:44:25 > 0:44:28flea-bitten, bum-sniffing toilet-drinker!
0:44:30 > 0:44:31But...
0:44:31 > 0:44:32good!
0:44:32 > 0:44:35See? I told you.
0:44:35 > 0:44:36You should've left this
0:44:36 > 0:44:37to the professionals.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16892...893...
0:45:16 > 0:45:18894...
0:45:18 > 0:45:20TATTOO MACHINE BUZZES Ow!
0:45:20 > 0:45:22- DAVE:- Ahoy, there!
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Penguins!
0:45:27 > 0:45:31I bet you're all just dying to know why I brought you here.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33He's going to kill us all!
0:45:33 > 0:45:36What? No.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone.
0:45:40 > 0:45:41Where's the fun in that?
0:45:41 > 0:45:44So, what does it do?
0:45:44 > 0:45:47Something much, much worse.
0:45:48 > 0:45:53Right! But, like, what specifically?
0:45:53 > 0:45:56Well, that's exactly what I came up here to show you.
0:45:56 > 0:45:59All I need is a test subject.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Hello, little buggy-boo!
0:46:01 > 0:46:04Is this about the chirping? Because I could...
0:46:04 > 0:46:12Behold, as I unleash the full power of the Medusa Serum!
0:46:12 > 0:46:13Fire!
0:46:17 > 0:46:19PENGUINS GASP
0:46:20 > 0:46:21Yes! It works!
0:46:23 > 0:46:28I made a monster! I made a monster!
0:46:28 > 0:46:31And all you adorable penguins are next!
0:46:31 > 0:46:33Crikey!
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Huh? Who said that?
0:46:36 > 0:46:37No.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40No.
0:46:40 > 0:46:41No...
0:46:45 > 0:46:46Yes!
0:46:46 > 0:46:49Gentlemen, you remember Private.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51ALL: Hey, Private.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53You'll never get away with this, Dave.
0:46:53 > 0:46:55My brothers are coming.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58And, together, we'll take a wrecking ball to your whole rotten operation.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Call off the hunt, everyone.
0:47:01 > 0:47:06Turns out the "elite unit" will be coming to us.
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Eva.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19What do you see?
0:47:19 > 0:47:21My count is 30 hostiles.
0:47:22 > 0:47:2431.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28Those two are very close...together.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31I mean, you know, intertwined.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Physically.
0:47:33 > 0:47:34But not in a...
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Ix-nay on the irt-flay, Kowalski.
0:47:37 > 0:47:38Poor Private.
0:47:38 > 0:47:42Alone! Helpless in the belly of that beast.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45We've faced some long odds before, Skipper.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48But these look like the longest.
0:47:48 > 0:47:49And oddest.
0:47:49 > 0:47:53If we're going to pull this off, we'll need a diversion.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55'Deactivating jungle camouflage.'
0:47:55 > 0:47:56Will you be quiet?
0:47:56 > 0:47:57Listen, Classified...
0:47:57 > 0:48:00Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!
0:48:00 > 0:48:01Don't you hologram me!
0:48:01 > 0:48:04I tried, but they don't have hands. They just have flippers, boss.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07And I have flippers, so it's flipping useless!
0:48:07 > 0:48:10All right, pooch. If you won't work WITH us...
0:48:10 > 0:48:12you'd better work FOR us.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Our plan requires a diversion.
0:48:14 > 0:48:15I give the orders around here.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18As much as it pains me, I need YOU to act as OUR diversion
0:48:18 > 0:48:20for OUR operation. Understood?
0:48:20 > 0:48:24No! This is our plan, and it requires you to cause a diversion.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26- "Die-version."- "Dih-version." - Die.- Dih.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28- Die!- Dih!- Die!- Dih!- Die!- Dih!
0:48:28 > 0:48:32Gentlemen, there is only one way to resolve this.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34- We should kiss.- Plan-off.
0:48:34 > 0:48:38Yup, plan-off. That's what I was going to say.
0:48:38 > 0:48:39Plan-off...
0:48:41 > 0:48:43Here's Dave's sub.
0:48:44 > 0:48:48And this young, helpless, vulnerable rock
0:48:48 > 0:48:49is Private.
0:48:49 > 0:48:50And here's Dave.
0:48:52 > 0:48:55While you four blowhards divert the octopi,
0:48:55 > 0:48:57we strike fast, and strike hard!
0:48:58 > 0:49:00Get on in here, boys!
0:49:00 > 0:49:02Slap him silly, Rico! Come on!
0:49:02 > 0:49:04Kowalski, free the hostages!
0:49:04 > 0:49:05Raaaargh!
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Now, that's what I'm talking about, big fella!
0:49:07 > 0:49:09With Private freshly liberated,
0:49:09 > 0:49:12we celebrate with a well-earned high-one
0:49:12 > 0:49:14and feast off Dave's sweet remains.
0:49:14 > 0:49:15Any questions?
0:49:18 > 0:49:20Whoa! Hey, now!
0:49:20 > 0:49:22Wow(!) I mean, truly impressive(!)
0:49:22 > 0:49:27Especially the bit where you slap the fruit.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30Corporal, dim the lights. Short Fuse, glasses.
0:49:37 > 0:49:39- DRAMATIC MUSIC - My apologies. I had to rush a bit.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41The schematic is a little crude.
0:49:41 > 0:49:43Where is that music coming from?
0:49:43 > 0:49:46All right. At 21.50, Skipper, Kowalski and...
0:49:46 > 0:49:48Richard, was it?
0:49:48 > 0:49:51..DIE-vert the octopi away from their posts.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54At 22.00, Short Fuse breaches the hull
0:49:54 > 0:49:57with a swarm of self-guided, underwater nano-charges.
0:49:58 > 0:49:59I call them wet kabooms.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01- Please, don't.- OK, sorry.
0:50:01 > 0:50:04- At 22.02, knock-knock. - Who's there?
0:50:04 > 0:50:06- The North Wind.- The North Wind who?
0:50:06 > 0:50:09The North Wind who doesn't have time for knock-knock jokes
0:50:09 > 0:50:11because we're too busy taking down Dave!
0:50:11 > 0:50:13Personal hover tank? Check.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Auto-targeting wing mounts? Why not?
0:50:15 > 0:50:17At 22.09...
0:50:18 > 0:50:20..mission accomplished.
0:50:20 > 0:50:22See that? I don't even look back.
0:50:22 > 0:50:26There's a huge explosion and I just keep walking.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30Way to go, boss! That's North Wind, sucker!
0:50:30 > 0:50:31Nicely done.
0:50:36 > 0:50:39Blah-di-blah-blah-blah.
0:50:39 > 0:50:42A good plan is about more than effect-y stuff
0:50:42 > 0:50:44and...vocabulary words.
0:50:44 > 0:50:47And you, you certainly know a good plan.
0:50:47 > 0:50:51Your operation in Shanghai allowed Dave to escape
0:50:51 > 0:50:52with your boy.
0:50:54 > 0:50:58I've never lost a member of my team. It must feel...
0:50:58 > 0:50:59awful!
0:51:01 > 0:51:03God, imagine the guilt. The regret.
0:51:03 > 0:51:06The feeling that, I don't know...
0:51:07 > 0:51:08..that it should have been you.
0:51:15 > 0:51:17All for penguin plan.
0:51:19 > 0:51:22All for North Wind plan.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29His...
0:51:29 > 0:51:30His is better.
0:51:30 > 0:51:31- Huh?- What?
0:51:34 > 0:51:38I'm sorry, boys. But I can't lead you this time.
0:51:38 > 0:51:39But...
0:51:40 > 0:51:42..we're a team.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44And you're our skipper, Skipper.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46We don't need these guys.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49No, Kowalski, but Private does.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52I think...
0:51:52 > 0:51:54this time, we leave it to the professionals.
0:51:54 > 0:51:56- But, sir...- It's settled.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58We take our orders from Agent Classified now.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Uh...
0:52:00 > 0:52:01That's an order, Rico!
0:52:09 > 0:52:11All right, Classified,
0:52:11 > 0:52:13what's the diversion?
0:52:23 > 0:52:25We take this shame to our graves.
0:52:25 > 0:52:26Agreed.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29THEY PLAY LIVELY OOMPAH MUSIC
0:52:50 > 0:52:51ALL: Hey!
0:52:51 > 0:52:53THE OCTOPUSES SING ALONG
0:53:00 > 0:53:02- Time?- 2200 hours.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04Time to take down Dave.
0:53:16 > 0:53:17WEAPONS CLANG
0:53:26 > 0:53:29David the octopus...
0:53:29 > 0:53:30show me your tentacles.
0:53:33 > 0:53:35All of them.
0:53:37 > 0:53:38DAVE SLURPS
0:53:41 > 0:53:44OCTOPUSES SING OOMPAH MUSIC
0:53:46 > 0:53:48THEY STOP SINGING AND BABBLE URGENTLY
0:53:53 > 0:53:55We lost them, Skipper.
0:53:55 > 0:53:59Not a moment too soon. These hosen are ridin' up my Bundesliga.
0:53:59 > 0:54:03All right, boys, grab your coconuts and hold them tight.
0:54:04 > 0:54:07Classified should be walking away from a huge explosion
0:54:07 > 0:54:10with Private on his shoulder in three, two...
0:54:10 > 0:54:12Give him a welcome home, Rico!
0:54:12 > 0:54:13Ha-ha-ha!
0:54:15 > 0:54:17Yes! In your face, Dave!
0:54:17 > 0:54:20- The Private is back! - Welcome home, Private!
0:54:20 > 0:54:21Yeah, all right!
0:54:21 > 0:54:23Here we go. All right.
0:54:23 > 0:54:25Sir, the sub didn't explode
0:54:25 > 0:54:29and I fear...the fireworks
0:54:29 > 0:54:31may have been a tactical mistake.
0:54:36 > 0:54:39OOMPAH MUSIC PLAYS
0:54:40 > 0:54:43- SHORT FUSE:- Stay calm! Do not panic!
0:54:43 > 0:54:44We will still win!
0:54:44 > 0:54:46Be full of love! Don't hate!
0:54:46 > 0:54:48Follow your dreams.
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Love yourself. Love other people.
0:54:50 > 0:54:51Pick and choose your battles in life!
0:54:51 > 0:54:53Don't let anyone tell you what to do.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55Ignore the haters.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Love the one you're with.
0:54:57 > 0:54:58Eva...
0:55:00 > 0:55:02I know!
0:55:08 > 0:55:12Welcome, Skipper, Kowalski and rootin'-tootin' Rico!
0:55:12 > 0:55:14The gang's all here! The mood is electric!
0:55:14 > 0:55:17Is this really, finally everybody?
0:55:17 > 0:55:19All right, Dave, just what have you done with...
0:55:19 > 0:55:20Private!
0:55:20 > 0:55:22Guys!
0:55:22 > 0:55:23You're in for it now, Dave!
0:55:23 > 0:55:25Really?!
0:55:25 > 0:55:26Anyway, great catching up.
0:55:26 > 0:55:30Now, who's ready to move on to live penguin testing?
0:55:30 > 0:55:33You point that death ray away from Private, right now!
0:55:33 > 0:55:35It's not a death ray, Skipper.
0:55:35 > 0:55:37He's going to turn us into monsters!
0:55:37 > 0:55:38Yepper-doo!
0:55:38 > 0:55:40And what comes next, Dave?
0:55:40 > 0:55:42Invasion!
0:55:42 > 0:55:47Horrible mutant penguins, unleashed on the streets of New York City!
0:55:47 > 0:55:48You're the monster!
0:55:48 > 0:55:50Yes! I'm the monster.
0:55:50 > 0:55:56Everyone made that clear to me every day of my entire life.
0:55:56 > 0:56:00But let's see how much everyone loves YOU when YOU'RE the monster!
0:56:00 > 0:56:02- Skipper!- You can't take away Private's cuteness!
0:56:02 > 0:56:05He's the cute one. That's his thing!
0:56:05 > 0:56:07- What?- It's all the little guy's got!
0:56:07 > 0:56:08Ugh!
0:56:08 > 0:56:10You ARE super cute.
0:56:10 > 0:56:11We'd better crank this up.
0:56:11 > 0:56:14Drew, Barry, more power.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16- Ready? - Negotiations have broken down!
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Rico, the paperclip! Bust us out of here!
0:56:19 > 0:56:20We need that paperclip!
0:56:20 > 0:56:21Chop chop, soldier!
0:56:26 > 0:56:27Where's the paperclip?!
0:56:29 > 0:56:30Private!
0:56:37 > 0:56:38No!
0:56:38 > 0:56:41DAVE CHUCKLES
0:56:43 > 0:56:45- Private!- Oh, no.
0:56:47 > 0:56:50I disintegrated him.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52That wasn't supposed to happen.
0:56:52 > 0:56:54You maniac!
0:56:54 > 0:56:56You blew him up!
0:56:56 > 0:56:57No.
0:56:57 > 0:57:01Oh, well! This is why we test things, people!
0:57:01 > 0:57:04I'll have to lower the power for the others.
0:57:05 > 0:57:07Full speed ahead, gentlemen.
0:57:07 > 0:57:10The monsters are due in Manhattan.
0:57:27 > 0:57:29OCTOPUS BABBLES NEARBY
0:57:34 > 0:57:36THUD!
0:57:36 > 0:57:37- PRIVATE:- Sorry!
0:57:49 > 0:57:50Crikey!
0:57:51 > 0:57:53All right, all right, octopus.
0:57:53 > 0:57:56Whatever Dave's paying you, I'll double it.
0:57:56 > 0:57:57OCTOPUS BABBLES
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Is that a yes? Does anyone speak octopus?
0:57:59 > 0:58:01- Sorry.- Not a clue.
0:58:01 > 0:58:02Blast it!
0:58:02 > 0:58:06You free us...
0:58:06 > 0:58:08we give you...
0:58:08 > 0:58:09many fishes!
0:58:09 > 0:58:11Hum-yum-yum-yum!
0:58:14 > 0:58:15What is that?
0:58:21 > 0:58:22Oh, great...
0:58:22 > 0:58:23Oh, no! This is it!
0:58:23 > 0:58:26I don't want to die all squishy!
0:58:26 > 0:58:29THEY SCREAM
0:58:29 > 0:58:31We're dead. Dead!
0:58:31 > 0:58:32Dead. Dead!
0:58:32 > 0:58:35Oh, no, we're dead!
0:58:35 > 0:58:36Dead!
0:58:36 > 0:58:41DEAD!
0:58:41 > 0:58:43I pushed a button!
0:58:43 > 0:58:46Super. Well done, Private!
0:58:46 > 0:58:47Good work, malinki.
0:58:47 > 0:58:50Yes. Yes.
0:58:50 > 0:58:53Excellent button-pushing. Compliment, praise, et cetera.
0:58:53 > 0:58:55All right, agents,
0:58:55 > 0:58:57we are back in business.
0:59:00 > 0:59:02Wait! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico,
0:59:02 > 0:59:04all those penguins - they're this way!
0:59:04 > 0:59:06So is a massive army of octopi.
0:59:06 > 0:59:08And as soon as we return to the North Wind Headquarters,
0:59:08 > 0:59:11grab fresh equipment and work up a smashing new plan,
0:59:11 > 0:59:14we'll come speeding back, and take down Dave.
0:59:14 > 0:59:17But the penguins are in danger! We have to go now!
0:59:17 > 0:59:19Again, HUGE army of octopi.
0:59:19 > 0:59:22So, because you failed once, you're just running away?
0:59:22 > 0:59:26We did not fail. And we are not running away.
0:59:26 > 0:59:28We're just very sensibly regrouping.
0:59:28 > 0:59:29Skipper wouldn't care!
0:59:29 > 0:59:32Plan or no, fancy equipment or no...
0:59:32 > 0:59:35he'd never leave a man behind!
0:59:35 > 0:59:38Well, I suppose we can't all be penguins, can we?
0:59:43 > 0:59:44No.
0:59:46 > 0:59:48But maybe you should be.
0:59:55 > 0:59:57Come on.
1:00:05 > 1:00:09Showtime, everyone! Big smiles for the Big Apple!
1:00:09 > 1:00:11Listen up, Doris!
1:00:11 > 1:00:13You turn us into freaks, and then what?
1:00:13 > 1:00:17You think that's going to make everybody love you?
1:00:17 > 1:00:19No, but they'll despise you.
1:00:19 > 1:00:21Argh!
1:00:23 > 1:00:25And I'm sure going to love that!
1:00:34 > 1:00:38Breaking news! The missing penguins have been found!
1:00:38 > 1:00:39OK. According to my notes,
1:00:39 > 1:00:42genetic researcher, Dr Octavius Brine has found the penguins
1:00:42 > 1:00:44and is bringing them here to New York's Battery Park.
1:00:44 > 1:00:46The penguins are coming back!
1:00:46 > 1:00:47Uh, my gosh! Look!
1:00:47 > 1:00:49CROWD CHEERS
1:01:14 > 1:01:16Penguin lovers of the world!
1:01:16 > 1:01:18Guess who I found.
1:01:18 > 1:01:20CROWD CHANTS: Penguins! Penguins!
1:01:20 > 1:01:21It wasn't easy...
1:01:21 > 1:01:24but seeing the penguins get what THEY deserve
1:01:24 > 1:01:26will make it all worthwhile.
1:01:26 > 1:01:29What a weird thing to say. I'm so excited!
1:01:30 > 1:01:31Do it.
1:01:43 > 1:01:45Skipper! Skipper! Skipper!
1:01:45 > 1:01:47Rico! Kowalski!
1:01:47 > 1:01:50It's like I can still hear his little voice calling to us!
1:01:50 > 1:01:53You have to get out of there! Move!
1:01:53 > 1:01:56"You have a great otter, there. Moo."
1:01:56 > 1:01:58Why would he moo?
1:01:58 > 1:02:01What are you asking me for? I'm not Private's little ghost.
1:02:03 > 1:02:05Uh-oh.
1:02:07 > 1:02:08No!
1:02:10 > 1:02:13Are you ready?
1:02:13 > 1:02:15Oh, yeah! Whoohoo!
1:02:17 > 1:02:21Ya-a-a-a-ay!
1:02:21 > 1:02:23Ha-ha-ha!
1:02:23 > 1:02:25Your new...
1:02:25 > 1:02:27and improved...
1:02:27 > 1:02:29penguins!
1:02:29 > 1:02:33CROWD CHANTS: Penguins! Penguins!
1:02:33 > 1:02:36Penguins! Penguins! Penguins!
1:02:36 > 1:02:38SUDDEN SILENCE
1:02:38 > 1:02:39What?!
1:02:42 > 1:02:44KOWALSKI HISSES
1:02:47 > 1:02:49SOMEONE COUGHS AWKWARDLY
1:02:49 > 1:02:52The people love you. Just go give them a hug!
1:02:52 > 1:02:54PENGUINS JABBER
1:02:54 > 1:02:56PEOPLE SCREAM
1:03:00 > 1:03:01SKIPPER JABBERS
1:03:01 > 1:03:02Don't let them touch you!
1:03:11 > 1:03:13Oh, no. What's happening?
1:03:13 > 1:03:15Nobody likes you any more?
1:03:15 > 1:03:17Well, the fun and games are just beginning.
1:03:17 > 1:03:19Watch this, penguins!
1:03:19 > 1:03:20Somebody call...
1:03:20 > 1:03:22the exterminators!
1:03:30 > 1:03:33And when the exterminators take you away,
1:03:33 > 1:03:35you never come back!
1:03:59 > 1:04:00Oh, dear.
1:04:00 > 1:04:02Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
1:04:02 > 1:04:03What do I do? What do I do?
1:04:05 > 1:04:06Crikey!
1:04:07 > 1:04:09OCTOPUSES BABBLE
1:04:11 > 1:04:14Come on, then, you want to go? You want some argy-bargy?
1:04:14 > 1:04:17Yaaargh!
1:04:22 > 1:04:23OCTOPUSES BABBLE
1:04:29 > 1:04:31PRIVATE WHOOPS
1:04:31 > 1:04:34Woohoo! Yee-ha!
1:04:38 > 1:04:40Uh-oh, missed one!
1:04:41 > 1:04:43What a wonderful day in the park!
1:04:43 > 1:04:44Skipper!
1:04:50 > 1:04:51Wait!
1:04:52 > 1:04:55Hold on! What are you doing?
1:04:57 > 1:04:58Skipper!
1:05:00 > 1:05:01Don't eat that!
1:05:02 > 1:05:06Skipper, listen! It's me, Private.
1:05:06 > 1:05:08I've got a plan, but I need your help.
1:05:08 > 1:05:10I need my Skipper.
1:05:10 > 1:05:13SKIPPER PANTS
1:05:17 > 1:05:18Huh?
1:05:31 > 1:05:32Private?
1:05:32 > 1:05:34Yes! That's it!
1:05:34 > 1:05:36Private, you're alive!
1:05:38 > 1:05:39Oh, God!
1:05:39 > 1:05:42SKIPPER LAUGHS
1:05:42 > 1:05:44SKIPPER RETCHES
1:05:44 > 1:05:46Meow!
1:05:46 > 1:05:48THEY LAUGH
1:05:52 > 1:05:54Kowalski! You've got to get a grip!
1:05:56 > 1:05:58Kowalski! Eva is worried about you!
1:05:58 > 1:06:00She is?
1:06:00 > 1:06:01What did she say?
1:06:01 > 1:06:02Did she say my name, specifically?
1:06:02 > 1:06:06I mean, were there tears? Details! Come on, tell me!
1:06:06 > 1:06:09Private! You're alive! Come here.
1:06:09 > 1:06:11This feels a little awkward...
1:06:11 > 1:06:12but I'm happy.
1:06:16 > 1:06:18Rico! You need to listen to us. RICO BELCHES
1:06:18 > 1:06:21I guess you're kind of the same either way.
1:06:21 > 1:06:23RICO BABBLES
1:06:23 > 1:06:24Heads up!
1:06:26 > 1:06:29Looks like we're back in business, boys.
1:06:29 > 1:06:32And our business is saving penguin-kind.
1:06:32 > 1:06:34Who's with me?
1:06:34 > 1:06:35Count me in.
1:06:35 > 1:06:37Let's do this!
1:06:37 > 1:06:39Let's create and feel momentum!
1:06:43 > 1:06:46Sir, how long do we stand here like this?
1:06:46 > 1:06:49Until we've reached maximum coolness.
1:06:52 > 1:06:53There it is.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55Now all we need is a plan.
1:06:55 > 1:06:56I've got one!
1:06:56 > 1:06:58Er...huh?
1:07:00 > 1:07:02You stole Dave's ray?!
1:07:02 > 1:07:05Well, I figured if we could reverse the ray,
1:07:05 > 1:07:08we could turn everyone back to normal.
1:07:08 > 1:07:09Reverse the ray?
1:07:09 > 1:07:11That's brilliant! But it's impossible.
1:07:11 > 1:07:13In order to reverse the ray,
1:07:13 > 1:07:15we would need to replace the Medusa Serum
1:07:15 > 1:07:19with a power source of almost immeasurable cuteness.
1:07:19 > 1:07:20Immeasurable cuteness?
1:07:20 > 1:07:23Where the heck are we supposed to get that?
1:07:33 > 1:07:35No, wait, Private! No!
1:07:35 > 1:07:37We don't know what that will do to you!
1:07:39 > 1:07:40All right!
1:07:40 > 1:07:42The ray! It works!
1:07:42 > 1:07:45- It works!- Private! Are you OK?
1:07:45 > 1:07:46Yes!
1:07:46 > 1:07:48Whoa! Butt-hand!
1:07:48 > 1:07:52There's a hand attached to his butt. That was not there before.
1:07:52 > 1:07:54Get out of there! That's an order!
1:07:54 > 1:07:55Permission to defy order.
1:07:55 > 1:07:57- Permission denied! - Then I deny your denial.
1:07:57 > 1:07:58It's too risky, Private!
1:07:58 > 1:08:00It already made you sprout a butt-hand!
1:08:00 > 1:08:03I know it has to be me this time.
1:08:04 > 1:08:06And I think you know it, too.
1:08:20 > 1:08:22I'm the secret weapon!
1:08:31 > 1:08:35I'm happy! And yet...
1:08:35 > 1:08:40now that I have my revenge, I feel empty.
1:08:40 > 1:08:45As if what I needed all along was...
1:08:45 > 1:08:46more revenge!
1:08:46 > 1:08:48In fact, Robin, write this down.
1:08:48 > 1:08:50Tomorrow, we move on to kittens!
1:08:50 > 1:08:53Then puppies! Bunnies! Pandas!
1:08:55 > 1:08:57Charlize, they're on the ray!
1:08:58 > 1:09:00Helen, hunt them down!
1:09:00 > 1:09:02William, hurt them.
1:09:02 > 1:09:03Halle, bury them!
1:09:03 > 1:09:05Hugh, Jack, man the battle stations!
1:09:05 > 1:09:07Kevin, bake on!
1:09:07 > 1:09:09We're still going to need that victory cake!
1:09:17 > 1:09:19We're only going to get one shot at this, boys.
1:09:19 > 1:09:21How we doing on those snowglobes?
1:09:21 > 1:09:23Beam-splitter ready!
1:09:23 > 1:09:25Fire at will!
1:09:26 > 1:09:27Do it, Skipper!
1:09:32 > 1:09:34NOTHING HAPPENS
1:09:34 > 1:09:36AGAIN, NOTHING HAPPENS
1:09:39 > 1:09:41Dead batteries?!
1:09:41 > 1:09:42Game over, Skipper.
1:09:42 > 1:09:44Ha-ha!
1:09:44 > 1:09:45No!
1:09:46 > 1:09:48Rico, batteries!
1:09:48 > 1:09:50Skipper, Kowalski, hold off those octopi!
1:09:50 > 1:09:52We're doing this NOW!
1:09:53 > 1:09:56You heard Private! Deploy!
1:09:58 > 1:10:02KOWALSKI ROARS TRIUMPHANTLY
1:10:05 > 1:10:07STORE MUSIC PLAYS
1:10:10 > 1:10:13# I can dream about you... #
1:10:13 > 1:10:16Get back, you aquatic savages!
1:10:16 > 1:10:19Behind you! Beside you! 6 o'clock! 12 o'clock!
1:10:23 > 1:10:26- They're coming from every direction! - There's just too many of them!
1:10:26 > 1:10:29ICE-CREAM VAN MUSIC TINKLES
1:10:29 > 1:10:32OCTOPUSES BABBLE
1:10:46 > 1:10:48- Whoa!- You came back!
1:10:57 > 1:11:00- SHORT FUSE:- Oh! That's why you look back at the explosion.
1:11:08 > 1:11:11# I can dream about you... #
1:11:13 > 1:11:14Wargh!
1:11:14 > 1:11:15Fallback positions!
1:11:17 > 1:11:18Stay away from Private!
1:11:22 > 1:11:24Suck it up, Kowalski!
1:11:27 > 1:11:28No!
1:11:28 > 1:11:30It's over, Skipper.
1:11:30 > 1:11:32Over? That's weird.
1:11:32 > 1:11:35Then why is Rico throwing me a fresh pair of double-As?
1:11:39 > 1:11:42No! The remote!
1:11:49 > 1:11:51Rico! Dibble me!
1:11:59 > 1:12:01WHOOSH!
1:12:01 > 1:12:05SLOW HEARTBEAT POUNDS
1:12:08 > 1:12:10DAVE CACKLES
1:12:13 > 1:12:15Hi-yah!
1:12:44 > 1:12:46EXCITED CHATTER
1:12:46 > 1:12:48It worked!
1:12:48 > 1:12:49Private!
1:12:49 > 1:12:51Excuse me! Emergency! Coming through.
1:12:51 > 1:12:53Make a hole! Make a hole!
1:12:58 > 1:13:00Don't worry!
1:13:00 > 1:13:04A chrysalis is just forming around you. That's perfectly normal.
1:13:15 > 1:13:17Private...?
1:13:25 > 1:13:27Private?
1:13:31 > 1:13:33Oh, look at that. Majestic!
1:13:33 > 1:13:34Hello!
1:13:36 > 1:13:38- Oh! Hey!- What's wrong?
1:13:38 > 1:13:39Have I got something...?
1:13:39 > 1:13:41Cover your eyes. Don't turn your head!
1:13:43 > 1:13:44So...
1:13:44 > 1:13:46How do I look?
1:13:47 > 1:13:48You're hideously disfigured...
1:13:48 > 1:13:51and will probably be hunted for sport.
1:13:51 > 1:13:52What?!
1:13:52 > 1:13:54What?
1:13:54 > 1:13:56If there's anything we've learned
1:13:56 > 1:13:59from this delightful adventure, KOWALSKI,
1:13:59 > 1:14:01it's that looks don't matter.
1:14:01 > 1:14:04It's what you do that counts.
1:14:05 > 1:14:07And look at what you did.
1:14:27 > 1:14:29Yes, sir.
1:14:29 > 1:14:33You are the most meaningful and valued member of this team.
1:14:51 > 1:14:56- Way to go, Private!- Attaboy! - Nicely done.
1:14:57 > 1:14:59Way to go, Private. You did it!
1:14:59 > 1:15:01We're so proud of you!
1:15:01 > 1:15:03You saved us!
1:15:03 > 1:15:05We love you, Private!
1:15:05 > 1:15:07Yeah, we love you!
1:15:07 > 1:15:09You the penguin!
1:15:09 > 1:15:11DEEP RUMBLING
1:15:27 > 1:15:28Ramirez!
1:15:28 > 1:15:30- Dave.- Dave!
1:15:30 > 1:15:32DAVE LAUGHS
1:15:35 > 1:15:38What? Are you kidding me?!
1:15:40 > 1:15:42Dave! Oh, look at you.
1:15:42 > 1:15:46You think this is over? I'm just getting started!
1:15:46 > 1:15:48What do we do with him now?
1:15:48 > 1:15:50- Aw!- Open this right now!
1:15:50 > 1:15:51Here you go, kid.
1:15:54 > 1:15:55Cool!
1:16:01 > 1:16:03I hope you find happiness, Dave.
1:16:05 > 1:16:07It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing!
1:16:07 > 1:16:10It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing!
1:16:11 > 1:16:12Right. Now, then...
1:16:13 > 1:16:15This is difficult for me to say...
1:16:15 > 1:16:18Is it "osteoporosis"? You've just got to lean into the vowel.
1:16:18 > 1:16:20Os-tee-oh...
1:16:20 > 1:16:22No, no.
1:16:22 > 1:16:26I want to say, you four are the bravest agents I have ever known.
1:16:27 > 1:16:28The point is...
1:16:28 > 1:16:30I was wrong about you.
1:16:30 > 1:16:34And I hope there is some way I can make it right.
1:16:34 > 1:16:36- Give us jetpacks. - We should kiss.
1:16:36 > 1:16:37Whoa!
1:16:37 > 1:16:39Did you just say...?
1:16:41 > 1:16:43LOUD SMOOCHING
1:16:43 > 1:16:44Urgh!
1:16:44 > 1:16:46Well, that feels right!
1:16:46 > 1:16:48I think I'd actually prefer a jetpack, please.
1:16:49 > 1:16:52I think we should go with Private's idea.
1:16:52 > 1:16:54Hm.
1:16:54 > 1:16:56PENGUINS WHOOP AND CHEER
1:16:56 > 1:16:58Kowalski, what's our trajectory?
1:16:58 > 1:17:0395% certain this will end in massive, flaming disaster.
1:17:03 > 1:17:04And the other 5%?
1:17:04 > 1:17:08Irrelevant, sir. Jetpacks are awesome!
1:17:08 > 1:17:09Agreed.
1:17:18 > 1:17:20Who says penguins can't fly?
1:17:26 > 1:17:28Booyah!
1:17:28 > 1:17:29# We've been around the world, same song
1:17:29 > 1:17:31# Work hard, play hard, all day long
1:17:31 > 1:17:33# All the continents get jealous over me
1:17:33 > 1:17:35# You can see me 3D overseas
1:17:35 > 1:17:36# If you know me then you know where to find me
1:17:36 > 1:17:38# Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me
1:17:38 > 1:17:40# Now live it up, live it up, live it up
1:17:40 > 1:17:42# Baby, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up
1:17:42 > 1:17:44- # And we gon' - Boom boom, around the world
1:17:44 > 1:17:46# Boom boom, no kidding, girl
1:17:46 > 1:17:49# Boom boom, that's the way we like to play
1:17:49 > 1:17:51# We gon' Boom boom around the world
1:17:51 > 1:17:53# Boom boom, no kidding, girl
1:17:53 > 1:17:56# Boom boom, that's the way we like to play
1:17:56 > 1:17:57# Let's celebrate
1:17:57 > 1:18:00# I just wanna celebrate
1:18:00 > 1:18:01# Turn it up... #
1:18:01 > 1:18:05Um, Skipper, we are going to turn me back to normal, right?
1:18:05 > 1:18:07Absolutely. First thing, Monday.
1:18:10 > 1:18:12Whee! I'm in a rocket ship!
1:18:12 > 1:18:14I want to push the button.
1:18:14 > 1:18:15Give me that.
1:18:15 > 1:18:16Stealer!
1:18:16 > 1:18:18Let's do this! I'm ready!
1:18:18 > 1:18:20OK, on three. One, three, go!
1:18:20 > 1:18:23I'm just going to do a little practice push.
1:18:23 > 1:18:24OK, I'm not going to press it...
1:18:24 > 1:18:27Why are you smacking my hand? Hey, look over there!
1:18:27 > 1:18:29I'm a laser show!
1:18:30 > 1:18:31Julien!
1:18:33 > 1:18:34Hey!
1:18:34 > 1:18:37That's the Private we know and love. High-one!
1:18:37 > 1:18:39Immeasurable cuteness, right there.
1:18:39 > 1:18:41Good to be back.
1:18:41 > 1:18:44I feel like a French fry. Whoo!
1:18:44 > 1:18:46I'm OK!
1:18:46 > 1:18:47And with cuteness to spare.
1:18:47 > 1:18:51Come on! Frosty mugs of herring juice all around.
1:18:51 > 1:18:52- Private's buying.- What?
1:18:52 > 1:18:55You know, if I'm being honest, I expected a little more...
1:18:55 > 1:18:56pizzazz!
1:18:56 > 1:18:58MUNCH!
1:18:58 > 1:19:00- MUFFLED:- Yes! Now, that's pizzazz!
1:19:00 > 1:19:01Hehehehe!
1:19:02 > 1:19:04# ..I just wanna celebrate
1:19:05 > 1:19:08# I just wanna celebrate
1:19:08 > 1:19:12# Tonight, we're making history
1:19:12 > 1:19:15# I just wanna celebrate
1:19:18 > 1:19:20# Turn it up
1:19:26 > 1:19:27# Turn it up
1:19:30 > 1:19:32# I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it
1:19:32 > 1:19:34# Make it or take it The point is we made it
1:19:34 > 1:19:36# Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady
1:19:36 > 1:19:38# And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies
1:19:38 > 1:19:40# But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator
1:19:40 > 1:19:41# All around the globe, Matter of fact, see you later
1:19:41 > 1:19:43# They're great, we're greater, we're world dominators
1:19:43 > 1:19:45# And we're also some smooth operators
1:19:45 > 1:19:47- # And we gon' - Boom boom, around the world
1:19:47 > 1:19:48# Boom boom, no kidding, girl
1:19:48 > 1:19:52# Boom boom That's the way we like to play
1:19:52 > 1:19:54# And we gon' Boom boom, around the world
1:19:54 > 1:19:56# Boom boom, no kidding, girl
1:19:56 > 1:19:59# Boom boom, that's the way we like to play
1:19:59 > 1:20:03# I just wanna celebrate
1:20:03 > 1:20:06# I just wanna celebrate
1:20:06 > 1:20:10# Tonight, we're making history
1:20:10 > 1:20:14# I just wanna celebrate
1:20:16 > 1:20:18# Turn it up
1:20:20 > 1:20:22# Turn it up
1:20:23 > 1:20:25# Let's celebrate. #